Speaker 1: Get your hands together and we're going to start to.
Speaker 2: Part I'm reading a party the Elvis Terran after Party.
Speaker 3: I got nothing. I didn't know I was supposed to.
Speaker 3: You just throw it then, Oh hey, Andrew, what's your question?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Cool?
Speaker 1: Hate to see Scott.
Speaker 4: You work with this guy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like this all the time. No wonder why
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to do a live show.
Speaker 4: Why we always what is it?
Speaker 5: We always assume that Andrew has a question.
Speaker 4: Because he comes in, he's things and he's not normally
Speaker 4: with us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't prepared questions.
Speaker 4: Yep. That he's inquisitive.
Speaker 6: He's full of a lot of things.
Speaker 1: Oh shoot, thanks to you. My question today is what
Speaker 1: do you think that you could give a Ted talk on?
Speaker 1: Oh lord, and I got one. Quantum physics.
Speaker 7: It's all hypothetically, are you Okay?
Speaker 1: It's the stuff the quantum wrong and there's several dimensional dimensions,
Speaker 1: four D prisms ever heard of it? And wormholes?
Speaker 7: What is quantum physics?
Speaker 1: Quantum physics is the study of the matter and the energy,
Speaker 1: you know, the forces in between the wormhole? What is
Speaker 1: time exactly?
Speaker 7: Okay, nailed it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm definitely not taking that.
Speaker 3: But people will believe it.
Speaker 1: He's a good b Yes, sir, I'm telling you, I
Speaker 1: think that if you have to go up there on
Speaker 1: one thing that you had no clue on quantum physics.
Speaker 1: It's all hypothetical anyway.
Speaker 7: It's supposed to be someone who have no clue on
Speaker 7: it can be.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to change it to cater to me.
Speaker 3: Ted talk.
Speaker 5: You're supposed to have a knowledge of that, but I don't.
Speaker 1: If anybody has the knowledge of it.
Speaker 7: Ted talk is yeah, cool.
Speaker 1: That I do know, but quantum physics I don't. But
Speaker 1: I don't think that people know what they're talking about
Speaker 1: with quantu physics either. I think it's like taxes. You
Speaker 1: have an idea, but honestly, sometimes even with mathematics, my
Speaker 1: friend who majored in math, he says, at some point
Speaker 1: it just gets to like, it's just hypothetical numbers. What
Speaker 1: the hell is a hypothetical number anyway?
Speaker 4: Imaginary numbers? Or is it a hypothetical numbers.
Speaker 1: Imaginary reinary either?
Speaker 7: Or you think taxes are make belief?
Speaker 1: Yeah, without doubt. The math to get terrified for you,
Speaker 1: the math that they get your equation. And I've said
Speaker 1: this before, it doesn't make sense sure they.
Speaker 7: Have a formula somewhere that they will whip out and
Speaker 7: let you know that you did it wrong.
Speaker 1: But yet you go to some other guy and they're like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: they didn't do your K one right. You got to
Speaker 1: file it this way and then we could get you
Speaker 1: this money. It's all made up math. Very afraid.
Speaker 6: If you look at AI, AI will tell you quantum
Speaker 6: la logistics. Oh, logistics, not physics.
Speaker 1: So that's how I get my shipping done. Quantum logistics.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 8: Or you could do a Ted talk on bullshitting, because
Speaker 8: you really just you gave us a good He's very
Speaker 8: good at that.
Speaker 6: All right, says Quantum physics studies matter and energy at
Speaker 6: the smallest scales. Adams electrons, photons, revealing a bizarre world
Speaker 6: where particles act as both waves and part of that.
Speaker 7: I don't know why.
Speaker 1: Wholes.
Speaker 7: That's not what you said.
Speaker 1: I said forty prisms and I said wormholes.
Speaker 7: You don't remember what you said.
Speaker 4: Here's here's the crazy thing.
Speaker 8: Andrew is making a point because you go on Instagram,
Speaker 8: you go on any sort of social media, you have
Speaker 8: quote unquote experts, and these experts no nothing, no idea,
Speaker 8: Their self help people and you find out the hardest
Speaker 8: thing that they've had to deal with is getting a
Speaker 8: C on their report card.
Speaker 4: Wow, what are you dealing with here?
Speaker 8: These people aren't bullshit artists, So Andrew, I think you
Speaker 8: do have a future in giving a Ted quantum a future.
Speaker 3: Bullshit to Actually, yes you do.
Speaker 4: I could give a Ted talk.
Speaker 5: On a healthy eating now here's why.
Speaker 1: Okay, now listen.
Speaker 5: I never said I followed my own coach.
Speaker 4: I never said. I never said I followed my own instructions.
Speaker 5: But I have year's worth of knowledge now through doing
Speaker 5: these doctor fat Loss detalk programs and studying things and
Speaker 5: going down these rabbit holes about if you were to
Speaker 5: be the perfect human being and eat the perfect thing
Speaker 5: and and live your healthiest life. I know the ingredients
Speaker 5: that you should avoid on packages.
Speaker 3: I never said this is thank you, Danielle.
Speaker 5: Scotty's not listening. My disclaimer was I never said I
Speaker 5: practiced what I preached.
Speaker 1: But I can tell you right now, no, no I'm not.
Speaker 5: I'm right on a lot of this stuff. I'll tell
Speaker 5: you one thing, that studio it Scotty's sitting in is
Speaker 5: pure poison.
Speaker 1: Everything.
Speaker 5: Every ingredient in those cereal boxes are awful. They we
Speaker 5: should not be consuming any of that creat of them.
Speaker 5: And I know I never said I practiced what I preach.
Speaker 5: I'm fully aware of the stuff I'm telling you. I
Speaker 5: can give a Ted talk and teach others about nutrition
Speaker 5: and hell, why are.
Speaker 8: You like holding the flamethrower to everybody else and you're
Speaker 8: on fire at the.
Speaker 5: Same time, exactly because you're not paying attention.
Speaker 3: But that's the problem you'll be. You'll be called out
Speaker 3: immediately though. You can give your Ted talk, but then
Speaker 3: all the videos of you eating all this crapple pop up,
Speaker 3: and they'll know that you're just a bullshitter, and then they're.
Speaker 7: Gonna be like, hey, remember the time that you got
Speaker 7: the flat Tommy t for women?
Speaker 5: Mister experts, I'm gonna do as I say, not as
Speaker 5: I do kind of personally.
Speaker 1: So I think the question is what's your bs ted
Speaker 1: Ted talk about? So minus quantum physics, scary is about dieting?
Speaker 1: What are yours? Math?
Speaker 6: I am a math expert, and I am gonna tell
Speaker 6: us Ted talk about how important math is.
Speaker 1: Go tell me how you know so many things.
Speaker 6: Like you're gonna need math no matter what you do
Speaker 6: in life. Math is gonna be part of it.
Speaker 2: Such bullshit.
Speaker 6: You are gonna need math in every aspect of everything.
Speaker 4: That's very good Ted Talk. I feel like you have
Speaker 4: so many different subjects that I.
Speaker 7: Could BS on. I don't know, this is kind of tough.
Speaker 7: I'm not sure. I guess I would probably go down
Speaker 7: the life coach thing, the life coach path, because really,
Speaker 7: to Nate's point, you don't have to have a lot
Speaker 7: of expertise in the field. I just have to be
Speaker 7: able to like craft a really good paragraph about what
Speaker 7: you should be doing with your brain and your thoughts
Speaker 7: and how to let things go. I think I could
Speaker 7: do that.
Speaker 1: Wait, what's your sure I want to hear it, like
Speaker 1: you're on stage right now. What is your headline?
Speaker 7: Oh god, I don't know. Don't put me on the
Speaker 7: spot on my ted talk.
Speaker 1: It's bs just say something.
Speaker 7: How to live the best life you possibly can with
Speaker 7: very few skills.
Speaker 4: I would watch that so much.
Speaker 7: I think I have a lot of experience in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so are you saying that it's opinion it's basically
Speaker 5: opinion based life coaching?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think it's I think it is. I think
Speaker 7: there is. I've talked to Andrew about this before. I
Speaker 7: think that the ven diagram of failed athletes and life
Speaker 7: coaches is a circle. I'm not even kidding you, Like
Speaker 7: you have to go down the path of people who
Speaker 7: are life coaches, and every single one of them is
Speaker 7: like I was a pro football player and then I
Speaker 7: name Wow, And I think there's something to that because
Speaker 7: they figure out how to like rebuild after all this.
Speaker 7: But also it's a circle.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that is brilliant. I think you're a million
Speaker 4: percent Scott B.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't have to bullshit, no, no, no. My
Speaker 3: Ted Talk would be all about how to save people
Speaker 3: money shopping and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I could absolutely do that. But you know, Andrew, I
Speaker 3: wouldn't do a live show. I would have to you know,
Speaker 3: record it and then post it.
Speaker 1: But we had the question, what would you give your
Speaker 1: BS TED Talk? I wouldn't. I'm going to say I'm
Speaker 1: really good at couponing.
Speaker 3: I don't have I mean I would. I guess I
Speaker 3: could add a lot of BS to it, but I
Speaker 3: mean I would still.
Speaker 1: Yours could be how to avoid responsibility.
Speaker 4: That's one.
Speaker 1: I'm a father first, I have a number one responsibility
Speaker 1: at home.
Speaker 3: A lot of these two you're ashoot I take care
Speaker 3: of all my responsibilities.
Speaker 4: Are we witnessing the beginning of the end of the
Speaker 4: serial killer?
Speaker 3: We witnessed it so many times before.
Speaker 6: We every single time they're in the studio together, we
Speaker 6: think it is.
Speaker 3: Let me put it out here right now. Hey, so
Speaker 3: immediately after this, can you give me fifteen minutes so
Speaker 3: we can record.
Speaker 1: One sure, Scott?
Speaker 3: Okay, Wow, we.
Speaker 1: Have a meeting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, that's why we got to finish this up.
Speaker 1: Oh, so we have to finish what I need for See.
Speaker 8: Run your schedule now, Yeah, we go for another twenty minutes.
Speaker 7: It's always his schedule. By the way, this live show thing,
Speaker 7: Scott is so anti live show that Andrew and I
Speaker 7: are doing a live show.
Speaker 3: No, that's only because I can't make it there.
Speaker 4: That we you gotta buy Apple sauce.
Speaker 3: No, I'm away.
Speaker 7: If you were here, it's still wouldn't happen.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's your Ted talk? Oh?
Speaker 8: My Ted talk would be thought about this how not
Speaker 8: to manage people? You see all these Ted talks about
Speaker 8: how to be a great manager. I'm gonna do the reverse.
Speaker 8: Like this is. You are so wrong if you're doing this,
Speaker 8: because honestly, like throughout my career. You get people that
Speaker 8: don't know what they're doing, that are your boss, right,
Speaker 8: not pointing anybody out in particular, but you learn from them.
Speaker 8: You learn from them doing the wrong thing for sure.
Speaker 8: Not to manage people. Yeah, so that would be my
Speaker 8: talk to manage that's good.
Speaker 7: I think horrible people are just as important in your
Speaker 7: life is a.
Speaker 1: Really great people.
Speaker 8: You learn, in fact, more from the horrible people than
Speaker 8: you do from the good people, for sure.
Speaker 1: And I think the Life Coach slash Manager podcast bros.
Speaker 1: It is also a circle. You know, here's how you
Speaker 1: manage people. Here's how you get the most out of
Speaker 1: people you don't know because like, honestly, those people are
Speaker 1: all dicks anyway on those podcasts, I'm just saying, like
Speaker 1: the alphabro mentality is just so stupid in that way.
Speaker 7: Also, the circle between podcasters, men podcasters and men who
Speaker 7: hate women, it's kind of a side.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Thank you, Andrew.
Speaker 3: You always thought for about come Onybody Stop
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