Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Now you're missing out.
Speaker 1: We've got a lot of refreshments here in the studio.
Speaker 1: Bad Larry, it's Christmas week, Dan, I couldn't get up there. Well,
Speaker 1: what about the other weeks that you didn't get up here?
Speaker 1: Um one of these days. I know we're off next
Speaker 1: week earlier than you are. I think I'll try and
Speaker 1: make a trip. Yeah, been a good week after Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've been a good week after the can I put
Speaker 1: out yea minus twenty two Larry, Yeah, you're still minus
Speaker 1: twenty two in the season. Bad Larry won eleven units
Speaker 1: last week. Dylan lost three, but he's still somehow in
Speaker 1: the plus category. Shay, you lost four units and the
Speaker 1: battle is on for last place between you and bad Larry.
Speaker 1: Can't wait and you're at eighteen and a half minus
Speaker 1: eighteen and a half units? All right? Uh, any words here, Dylan,
Speaker 1: since you're leading, I'll let you start and I'm not
Speaker 1: going to do this then, but I just thought of something.
Speaker 1: But you're going to do this? No, no, this because
Speaker 1: it would be boring. But I could theoretically just not
Speaker 1: place another bet for the rest of the season and
Speaker 1: see if Larry can catch you have to make up
Speaker 1: twenty seven. But I don't think that you could keep
Speaker 1: yourself away from betting. Probably not, okay, Uh, Shade, do
Speaker 1: you have any words of wisdom after what's transpired? And
Speaker 1: as we head into the holiday season? Here about about
Speaker 1: this week, as you can ask for Danny, the Cowboys lost,
Speaker 1: I lost, Fantasy Football got eliminated from the playoffs. Is
Speaker 1: just you know, awful, awful all around. But you have
Speaker 1: a family here right here, continuing the awfulness. Terrible. By
Speaker 1: the way, what do we what are we drinking today?
Speaker 1: This is some hippie dippie. I p a that Ray
Speaker 1: Ray gave me called fat Orange Cat, and I hate
Speaker 1: it's okay, Uh, Marvin's drinking on the job as well.
Speaker 1: I think these are pretty good. I don't know about you, Dylan,
Speaker 1: but I like the They're good and there's a Christmas
Speaker 1: gift from Ray. It's very nice of him. Okin. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I like to take my drinking advice
Speaker 1: from a twenty five year old. Yeah, that mustache screams
Speaker 1: nineteen who it streams seventy and actually and then Dylan's
Speaker 1: got a basket. You know, your Foster's the oil to
Speaker 1: wash down the fat cat cat wash the hippie dippie deer.
Speaker 1: Once again, that's what you're missing out on, bad Larry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wish I was there. Really, that didn't sound that
Speaker 1: bullshit that you don't care, You don't care about these guys.
Speaker 1: You actually like Fosters, So I could do a couple
Speaker 1: of Fosters oil fans with Dylan before your mid afternoon
Speaker 1: nap that. Yeah, I don't believe. You know, a lot
Speaker 1: of reaction to the drinking challenge from last week. People
Speaker 1: are anxious to see if that actually materializes. We're waiting
Speaker 1: on Larry. Really. Yeah, we're going next week, aren't we.
Speaker 1: We're going to the bar. Yeah, yeah, we're on our
Speaker 1: week off. We're gonna go to the bar with shat
Speaker 1: Me and Ray at least Larry, Larry, there's an open invitation. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're talking next Thursday, Uh, Tuesday, What are you doing
Speaker 1: on Tuesday? Larry? Dare I ask on like Wednesday after
Speaker 1: we'll get a room at Poor God for my sister
Speaker 1: from This is why they say don't trust anyone from
Speaker 1: New Jersey. Right, I'm gonna room from my sister. What's
Speaker 1: throwing that? That's just convenient? Tuesday? So Tuesday, Tuesday afternoon,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick your guys gasses and then just drive
Speaker 1: straight to Atlantic City. I have that'll fit in and
Speaker 1: pull off at the first exit on the turnpike and
Speaker 1: yack everywhere. Take a nap, all right, Dylan, anything to recap? Um? Uh,
Speaker 1: Florida money line did not hit against organ did not.
Speaker 1: It was not even um yeah, not great. Uh. The
Speaker 1: Giants commanders over under unders back on um. That was good.
Speaker 1: And you don't get credit for the Argentina money line
Speaker 1: versus France or Messy anytime goal score you don't. That
Speaker 1: doesn't show up. That has not factored into our units
Speaker 1: because it's just football. But I did go undefeated in soccer,
Speaker 1: all right. Uh, let's see we are ready to make
Speaker 1: picks here. Yeah, so the college football picks, alright, starting
Speaker 1: with college I'm going Maryland minus one against NC State.
Speaker 1: That's the Mayo Bowl, my favorite, probably my favorite one.
Speaker 1: Honestly just for the you know, the ending obviously. I
Speaker 1: think I saw that they literally there. I saw an
Speaker 1: article h was like both coaches have consented to getting
Speaker 1: covered in mayonnaise after them. But we used to do
Speaker 1: the showers game on the show, and that's all actually
Speaker 1: shame a lot of is there? Do you think Fritzy's
Speaker 1: not doing on the show? And then it feels like
Speaker 1: the Mayo Bowl just hijacked? All right? What else do
Speaker 1: I do? Like Maryland to his brother is always good
Speaker 1: for a wild card victory UM Iowa Kentucky under thirty
Speaker 1: one Iowa under the Giants of College UM, and since
Speaker 1: the Giants are back on hitting the under, I think
Speaker 1: I was gonna also, but thirty one is just and
Speaker 1: Will Levis is not playing, not playing for Kentucky UM.
Speaker 1: And then I'm going to Michigan Minor State against TCU
Speaker 1: and Georgia minus six and a half against Ohio State
Speaker 1: taking both the favorites. I think TCU just fumbled and
Speaker 1: bumbled their way into an undefeated season. But if any
Speaker 1: dog has a shot this weekend, I like TCU better
Speaker 1: than I would like Ohio State against George Ohio State.
Speaker 1: Last time Ohio State was fourth in the seating in
Speaker 1: the college football playoffs. They won the national Yeah. Right,
Speaker 1: and then Mississippi State in Illinois. I mean, this is
Speaker 1: an obvious one day in Mississippi State plus one. Rest
Speaker 1: in peace, Mike Leach emotionally, I mean, if again, just
Speaker 1: be straight up disrespectful. If Illinois even kept it competitive?
Speaker 1: What are these? What are the bull games? What are
Speaker 1: the names of these? Do we know? Ray, you're supposed
Speaker 1: to put the bull down here and that you put
Speaker 1: the Mayo bull down. You didn't put down the other ones.
Speaker 1: I put the names of the good ones on there
Speaker 1: because the Mayo Bowl is the only real one that matters. Dan,
Speaker 1: we all know that you got anything else. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I'm trying something out, Dan Um. I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan of plus three and a half lines. So I
Speaker 1: decided to take every team plus three and a half
Speaker 1: in ball games and do a little teaser out of them.
Speaker 1: So New Mexico State plus three and a half, the
Speaker 1: Klahoma State plus three and a half, Texas Tech plus
Speaker 1: three and a half, Pit plus three and a half,
Speaker 1: an Air Force plus three and a half, seven point
Speaker 1: teaser all tease to ten and a half, and that
Speaker 1: pays out plus three twenty and if that doesn't work.
Speaker 1: If it doesn't work, then what the fox is gonna work?
Speaker 1: He's at a loss. Crucis Yeah, but ten and a half, Larry,
Speaker 1: you had an unbelievable week, So I'll let you crow
Speaker 1: a little bit about that. I think the only loss
Speaker 1: Eagles against the Bears was that the only one that's
Speaker 1: that's correct, And I actually thought I won the Charger line.
Speaker 1: I get told by this morning, what are you calling
Speaker 1: studio Ray or game Day Ray, pictured Day? Thanks for
Speaker 1: tuning in that I was given three, not two and
Speaker 1: a half. Yeah, well we told you that literally came
Speaker 1: up on the last episode. We told you that that
Speaker 1: pushed it dead right, But you did well. Okay, I
Speaker 1: picked up eleven and I'm gonna pick up another eleven
Speaker 1: this week. All right, give me your college football. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't have the bowl games either, but I do
Speaker 1: have North Carolina getting fourteen and a half from Oregon,
Speaker 1: pit getting the three and a half from U C.
Speaker 1: L A. And was thinking scratching after Dylan jumped on it.
Speaker 1: Notre Dame minus two and a half against South Carolina,
Speaker 1: and then I get the three favorites Bama, Georgia and Michigan.
Speaker 1: I almost don't care what the lines are. They're all
Speaker 1: blow us. Bama's minus six against Case State, But that
Speaker 1: one's that that's sneaky, like there's something up with that,
Speaker 1: you know. I used to like that in Case State
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago. I didn't really follow him
Speaker 1: that much this year, but I think Bammas are they
Speaker 1: going to be a little upset There're not playing for
Speaker 1: the final four and show something And they got nobody
Speaker 1: opting out, not a single player opted out. Yeah, Bryce
Speaker 1: Young and Will Anderson are both supposed to play in
Speaker 1: that game. And then Georgia minus six and a half
Speaker 1: against the Ohio State, Michigan minus eight versus TCU. All
Speaker 1: those are two unipets, all right, Shay, Yeah, I can't
Speaker 1: get any worse, can it? Oh nanny, it's your can
Speaker 1: Let me tell you it's gonna easily get worse. Uh
Speaker 1: college football. I've got Whiskey minus three and a half
Speaker 1: against Okay Light, Uh Texas Tech plus three and a
Speaker 1: half against a fighting lane Kiffins. Now the Graham Mergs already.
Speaker 1: That's a good thing. Is he leaving? That's a great thing.
Speaker 1: He's a transferred has cost me a lot of money
Speaker 1: over the last two years. But didn't he have an
Speaker 1: unbelievable start to his career there? He was like he
Speaker 1: was the next guy and then he collapsed. Okay, so
Speaker 1: Graham Merge is not going to be quarterback, which is
Speaker 1: why I put money on with you. All right? Uh,
Speaker 1: Texas Tech getting three and a half against ole Miss,
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Ole Miss ain't gettenough for this game. Tech
Speaker 1: wants to fight for it, Okay, and then Obama kase
Speaker 1: State Bama lane in the six. I mean, I think
Speaker 1: Case State it's going to be a public dog. I
Speaker 1: am not impressed with how they're going to deal with
Speaker 1: Bama speed. I just don't see it. Um So, I
Speaker 1: mean you and Larry are both on Bama minus six.
Speaker 1: Here we go. I on k State straight up. Put
Speaker 1: a little dust on the end of a disappointing Alabama season. God,
Speaker 1: I want to add a minus six and a half
Speaker 1: against the buck Eyes because it's pret acting my future
Speaker 1: bed of a house statements ten and a half against
Speaker 1: TCU if that's predicted National champions, Big brain move, big brain?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so that's the are you writing all this
Speaker 1: stuff down? Right? Come? All right, I'm writing it down.
Speaker 1: Case State is plus love it. Okay, Uh, we turn
Speaker 1: our attention to the NFL. And since Dylan somehow is
Speaker 1: still leading this godforsaken show. Plus five units on the season,
Speaker 1: you go pretty good, Dan, pretty good? Um obviously, Giants
Speaker 1: Vikings under forty. It's a big total for the Giants
Speaker 1: for a capable team or capable offense. Rather, that's like
Speaker 1: a sixty point death taxes in the Giants in the
Speaker 1: under Um going Seahawks plus ten against the Chiefs. The
Speaker 1: Chiefs barely eked it out against the Texans last week,
Speaker 1: and I just I never trust him against the spread,
Speaker 1: particularly a double digit one. And that weather is going
Speaker 1: to be an issue. Yeah, it gonna be a little breezy.
Speaker 1: That's why they're everywhere, right, yes, well for the most part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: um Bills, I think where I guess there is technicallywhere
Speaker 1: there's certain places on Earth that you know that don't
Speaker 1: have weather, Like, I don't know what you're doing. No,
Speaker 1: I mean this weekend in particular, it's bad every okay, alright,
Speaker 1: Well that's different than there's weather everywhere. Yeah, but that
Speaker 1: is also there there's always weather. Okay, continue, I'm going
Speaker 1: Bills Bears over forty. Um, that's gonna be really bad weather. Um.
Speaker 1: So I'm just zagging and fading myself basically, Um, Cardinals
Speaker 1: plus seven half against the Bucks, my guy Trace starting
Speaker 1: the answer, Yeah, Penn State Yeah, and former raven um
Speaker 1: for about five seconds. I don't know what that has
Speaker 1: to do with this, but for me, it's it does Okay,
Speaker 1: anything else well and and the Buck suck. Uh. And
Speaker 1: then I'm going to charges minus five against the Colts
Speaker 1: with I think Nick Foles starting ship Matt Ryan. Yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and that that's a visual here for those listening on radio.
Speaker 1: Thank god, it's right here we go. Okay, okay, shay. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're still leading bad Larry, So I'll go to you
Speaker 1: for your NFL picks. Don't call it a come back.
Speaker 1: Danny went over last week, No big deal. I'm fading
Speaker 1: myself this week. So you're welcome. Bengals minus three versus
Speaker 1: the fighting mac Jones Bears plus the eight is eight, now, right,
Speaker 1: what is it? I didn't know that the Bengals are
Speaker 1: the most profitable team against the spread in the last
Speaker 1: two years. I did not know that. Of course, I
Speaker 1: just believable. Okay, here we go. And then the Packers
Speaker 1: plus three and a half against the fighting to us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you took the Bengals, so you would be yeah,
Speaker 1: Bengals minus three. Yeah, so you're good. Yeah. I just
Speaker 1: didn't know the nineteen and three or the last could
Speaker 1: have been awesome to know. Yeah, Ray, thanks a lot, Ray. Yeah. Okay,
Speaker 1: Bears plus eight against the Bills. Yeah like that, all right?
Speaker 1: And Packers plus three and a half against the Dolphins.
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers, he likes where his team's headed. I like it.
Speaker 1: Don't call it a comeback. I know I got it bad, Larry. Wow, Larry,
Speaker 1: you are going all in on the NFL. When you
Speaker 1: don't lose a game last week, that's always a good logic.
Speaker 1: You lost one, Larry, Oh, I forgot it? Did I did?
Speaker 1: Lost to lose a Philly game? Right? And you pushed
Speaker 1: on the Chargers. That was awesome. Count that as a lost.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Okay, Um, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: you're gonna go three units, two units to you, and
Speaker 1: it's three uns, two units, two units, three units. Just
Speaker 1: get easy for Ray. Okay. I got the Jacks plus
Speaker 1: two over the chest tonight Okay, that's the three units.
Speaker 1: That's three units. Three units, yes, okay. Then I had
Speaker 1: the Vikings minus four against the Giants for two units,
Speaker 1: the Lions minus the two and a half against the
Speaker 1: Packs three unit three another only only two units another
Speaker 1: point right now a three unit bet, the Bangles minus
Speaker 1: the three against the Pats two units, Seahawks plus ten
Speaker 1: against the Thiefs two units forte is minus the seven
Speaker 1: against Washington. Okay, back to three units on Dallas. Now,
Speaker 1: do you guys have a line on that I added
Speaker 1: minus five when I sent it five. It's fine open
Speaker 1: minus career that got bet up. Yeah, that's five, okay,
Speaker 1: I hand five. That's a three unit bet. I think
Speaker 1: that line is gonna go is hurts fling or we
Speaker 1: don't know? Okay, good um, that's a three unit bed
Speaker 1: on Dallas. And I got two units on the Older
Speaker 1: in that Dolphins Packers game. I think it's forty nine,
Speaker 1: and then two units on Arizona plus the seven and
Speaker 1: a half. I'll say, I see you and I have
Speaker 1: a lot of games the same. I don't like that.
Speaker 1: Well for you, right, great? For me? I need all
Speaker 1: the hell bucking get Larry. By the way, by the
Speaker 1: way Dylan and Ray Ray met Bad Larry's college roommate
Speaker 1: John at my Christmas party, the one I wasn't invited to. Well,
Speaker 1: these guys weren't invited either, shut it out. I tried
Speaker 1: to keep a low profile though. Yeah, although the picture. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is there anything that you would like to let the
Speaker 1: audience know, Dylan that you found that John? Who I get.
Speaker 1: It's the connection between you and Larry. Right, he's a
Speaker 1: good guy. Um. So Larry went to college. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was on campus at a college graduated Providence, the Friars. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the University of Phoenix of Rhode Island, I think right time.
Speaker 1: Last night. Nobody cares. Yeah, nobody, nobody care. We sent
Speaker 1: a picture both of us giving Larry the finger, um,
Speaker 1: and then I probably knocked back about seven cocktails while
Speaker 1: he talked to Larry. Didn't drink cocktails. He just drink.
Speaker 1: But I can't Larry, I know. But if you drink
Speaker 1: against Bad Larry, it's but that's fine. You mean just
Speaker 1: a weaker version of a cocktail. Yeah, right, Um, Now
Speaker 1: he's a good guy though, Larry. He actually did have
Speaker 1: some nice things to say about you too, which he's
Speaker 1: probably a fucking liar. I guessing, but you'll see. You
Speaker 1: know what, I might have to just tell my wife
Speaker 1: I'm coming up Tuesday. Yeah, do it. Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: gotta get permission. It's called shirking your responsibilities. Larry. Just
Speaker 1: get here by noon, Larry. I'll confirmed that in the
Speaker 1: group chat. It's not My wife likes me around, so
Speaker 1: that either and I plan I can have to stay over.
Speaker 1: So yeah, for herself Tuesday night. You ain't staring with me, Larry.
Speaker 1: I might let you stay. No, no, you stay with you,
Speaker 1: stay with your old roommate John. You can say, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's not a problem. We're a twin bat
Speaker 1: on the floor. Larry. It's to you. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: just thinking I just might drive home after putting you
Speaker 1: to the bed. No, no, no, no, no, we're not
Speaker 1: going to do that. But if you guys want to
Speaker 1: have a bet, a bud Wiser bet, then oh it's
Speaker 1: it's on. Oh yeah, let's go. Let's go. Well, I
Speaker 1: will confirm this with YouTube in the group chat. Let's go.
Speaker 1: We have my people call your people. Okay, a show
Speaker 1: of hands. Who thinks Larry shows up on Tuesday? No way,
Speaker 1: nobody's got your yeah, zero. Why would you willingly go
Speaker 1: to your own execution? Is this Larry's green mile? Is so? Bill?
Speaker 1: And I saw the picture that Nolan senter. You too,
Speaker 1: You looked out of it already. I'm always out of it.
Speaker 1: But he's got other things in his system, bad, Larry help. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got or hurt. Yeah, he's vaping, he's got hard
Speaker 1: liquor at all. So I'm gonna go Thursday, man is Friday,
Speaker 1: Casey Saturday. Oh I got a long weekend coming up Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I should be fine. What are you talking? Who are
Speaker 1: you talking? Larry? We don't know who you're talking about?
Speaker 1: Oh Casey? Oh right, yeah, oh yeah, now we remember Casey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's her house. Christ nobody knows who she is. Nobody
Speaker 1: knows who she is. But oh okay, but Larry was
Speaker 1: she was. She was next to me when I gave up,
Speaker 1: and there was the barn out one in the passengers, right,
Speaker 1: that's right, Um, okay, So that's it. We've we've done
Speaker 1: all the damage we can do, and we've kind of
Speaker 1: made a plan. We next Tuesday it's on. It's oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna get weird. There is no way this happens alright,
Speaker 1: not with bad when the three of us are going.
Speaker 1: I believe that. I believe that, you guys, there's no
Speaker 1: way bad Larry, no way scared. No. Once you go
Speaker 1: Jersey Shore, Dan, Yeah, they're fucked. Yeah. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's the official saying, but that some state motto.
Speaker 1: It's on their license plate. Once you go Jersey Shore,
Speaker 1: you're fun. Uh we're talking Tuesday. Tuesday, alright, Okay, Happy
Speaker 1: holidays and Merry Christmas. Alright, thank thank you man, alright, no, Chary,
Speaker 1: alrighty oh oh wait, we got your your season ending podcast,
Speaker 1: Shay and Irving. That's right, we got d in the year.
Speaker 1: We got four bracket, one bracket with four opponent when's
Speaker 1: the announcement? The final voting is December thirty one. We'll
Speaker 1: have the next pot of the first part of the
Speaker 1: new year. We're gonna have the winner announce. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: Shay and Irving. Wherever you get your podcast, the Degenerate
Speaker 1: of the Year. You're not eligible, No, you're not. I'm
Speaker 1: a perma winner. You're emeritus. Okay, that's it. Have a
Speaker 1: great holiday, everybody. Thank you.