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Speaker 2: I love it. I'm really proud of it. Probably think

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Speaker 2: it's my best work. My only regret is I didn't

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Speaker 2: My dad was at the taping and he pulled me aside.

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Speaker 2: He goes, I'm not comfortable with that joke. And I said, Dad,

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Speaker 2: give a fucking shack school with it. He goes, I'm

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Speaker 2: not cool with it. You're my son, and I still

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Speaker 2: live around black people. You can't have you saying that shit.

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Speaker 3: What was the shack joke? Well, you're gonna you gotta

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Speaker 2: I'm not ropeat Lord.

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Speaker 3: It won't be on Netflix, It'll be on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, go ahead, tellhm, go ahead, telling.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I do a pig, big big, can pull me away.

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Speaker 4: I know we're pig, big big sing it a cad.

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Speaker 4: I know a big, big big I'm pull me toway.

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Speaker 4: Big, big big singing it a cat. I knew a pig.

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Speaker 4: I do a big, big big sing it again.

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Speaker 2: I do a big What is up? What is good?

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Speaker 3: How you living, how you feeling, how you doing? It

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Speaker 3: is the big podcast with Shack, where we always do

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Speaker 3: it big nice shades, Thank you? Where are they from?

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Speaker 1: On my new website Cheat GPT.

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Speaker 3: Cheatgpt dot org, slash edu.

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Speaker 1: You have to help you get through.

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Speaker 3: We have a special guest, a guess that when he

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Speaker 3: first came, blew your doors off and started a new friendship.

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Speaker 3: Can I give him a full introduction? He is back

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Speaker 3: in the Shahukah Lounge and you already know if there's

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Speaker 3: a shirt in sight, it's gotta go. The machine himself,

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Speaker 3: a storytelling beast from sold out arenas to legendary feast.

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Speaker 3: His career is bulletproof like the bride a Chucky. I

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Speaker 3: can't wait for y'all to see his new special beautifully

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Speaker 3: named Lucky in the Virtual Shahuka Lounge. Hey, put your

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Speaker 2: It's so good to be back, guys. Bert.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a dream. I had a dream that

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Speaker 2: Think we'd make a great team. Shack, you already know that.

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Speaker 1: So how you been?

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Speaker 2: But everything good? I've been amazing. I've been amazing. I've

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Speaker 2: the super Bowl, we went to your shack funhouse, and

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Speaker 2: I could not stop laughing. When I watched you dance

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Speaker 1: It is. So I got a question. Did you ever

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Speaker 2: Give me my phone. I'm obsessed with these guys. I'm

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Speaker 3: Have you seen it?

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 2: Just just listen. Just listen, Okay, listen to it. Here

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Speaker 1: It's Fat Nigga season. The Fat Niggas are headed to

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Speaker 2: What you want to see the fat niggas do this?

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Speaker 1: Bert, let me get some advice. You can watch the videos,

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Speaker 3: Your last words on the electric chas word my last words.

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Speaker 2: I hope in heaven, I hope it's that time of year,

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Speaker 2: Chicks trying to jump off cliffs.

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Speaker 2: When I first wrote, it was about I'm not homophobic.

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Speaker 1: Saying that shit.

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Speaker 3: But does he know what time of the year it is? Oh,

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Speaker 2: Finish it up, pick another one. Yeah, Duke Duke.

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Speaker 1: I watched Lucky last night's funny as hell of the

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Speaker 1: other Mits. The other Mits person on the airplane was

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Speaker 1: was Leanne saying it to me, like so, like six

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Speaker 2: Man, that's a real person. I feel weird telling that

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Speaker 2: What Yeah, and you was a special needs woman? No? Oh, no, no,

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Speaker 2: I got upgraded to first class. Leanded see you left. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I need to hear the story. I didn't get those

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Speaker 2: that's not how it works. The man takes the upgrade

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Speaker 2: the woman. Because you're smaller, you sit in the small seat.

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Speaker 2: hear LeAnn and Bulkhead like two rows behind me, kind

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Speaker 2: I go, was that you? She's like, no, asshole. She goes,

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Speaker 2: So I go where's she's sitting and Lianne writes, in

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Speaker 2: I'm kind of enjoying it because I'm watching people walk

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna switch with her. But here's the deal. I

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Speaker 2: but my wife's gonna take my seat. And lady looks

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Speaker 2: She goes, here's the deal. Kill your drink. I was

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Speaker 2: like what, She goes, kill your drink. I'll make you

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Speaker 2: I'll hit you before I cover everyone first class, so

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Speaker 2: I'm like nice. So I get my drink, I murder it.

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Speaker 2: She makes me a fresh one, gives me two baby

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Speaker 2: a gangster. I walk past all those selfish motherfuckers in

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Speaker 2: I see is Leanne with a look of terror in

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Speaker 2: It is the special needs one. By the way, she's

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Speaker 2: six fucking five. Okay, she's a big bitch. She looks

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Speaker 2: like grond sister. She's flailing uncontrollably, and she has oven

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Speaker 2: Mits duct taped to her goddamned hands. I literally looked

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Speaker 2: at Leanne, handed her my drink. I was like, enjoy

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Speaker 2: your flight, walked back to first class. I was like,

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Speaker 2: not on my watch, I can't do this that. I

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Speaker 2: just left her. I couldn't stop laughing the whole flight.

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Speaker 2: I was laughing.

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Speaker 1: I was like oven Mits. I wasn't laughing at the woman, though, yeah,

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Speaker 1: hello hello, I was just getting ready to say the

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Speaker 1: same thing. I'm not laughing at the woman. I'm just

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Speaker 1: laughing at your joke. Yeah, I'm laughing.

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Speaker 2: Unacceptable to duct tape oven mits to her hand and

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Speaker 2: send her to California from Miami, be like, enjoy the

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Speaker 2: West coast.

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Speaker 3: How was the flight for her? Like, was there were

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Speaker 3: there any moments she told you about later?

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Speaker 2: Oh? No, I black I black out drunk, I blacked out.

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Speaker 2: I don't, Yeah, I mean it was. I remember waking

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Speaker 2: the flight attendants like your wife, calmed her down, let's Leanne.

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Speaker 2: And then when we got off the plane, Leanne was

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Speaker 2: her there, and I go and she goes, She's fine,

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Speaker 2: we don't. We're gonna help her get her luggage, and

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Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, she probably can't, you know, grab

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Speaker 2: don't take them off her. I was like, the fuck

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Speaker 2: we're hanging out with wolverine. Someone put them on her

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Speaker 2: for a reason. There's they're not They didn't do that

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Speaker 2: on accident, baby, They didn't accidentally ductate them to her

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Speaker 3: You're telling me that this person wasn't traveling with anybody.

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Speaker 1: They were one.

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Speaker 3: Wow, they put other mits on and we're like, all right,

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Speaker 2: There wasn't even matching ove mits. One was a lobster claw.

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Speaker 2: The other one said too hot to handle. I'm telling you,

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Speaker 2: I couldn't stop laughing. I could not stop laughing.

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Speaker 3: I just I also love in that joke that you

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Speaker 3: fuck that now.

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Speaker 2: The second I saw oven mits duct tape like a boxer,

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Speaker 2: they ductate them over the thumb. They were not coming

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Speaker 2: off her, and I was like, nope, just handle on

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Speaker 2: the drink. I was, I can joll your flight. Pa

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Speaker 3: Shaq unrelated, how much weight do you think Bert can bench?

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Speaker 1: Oh? He got short arms. I'm gonna go with two

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Speaker 1: seventy five.

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Speaker 3: Bert, Bert, what did you hit at a super Bowl week.

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Speaker 2: Three five pounds?

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Speaker 1: Yea, right, don't count. He got short arms.

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Speaker 3: I mean it's still count.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't see short arm guys, y'all just go like

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Speaker 1: that and it's boom bamp. Those long arm guys, they

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Speaker 3: All the way out and fucking So three twenty five

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Speaker 3: to Bert is how much in long arm weight?

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Speaker 1: Probably about thirty twenty five? Same thing.

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Speaker 2: Talk what.

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Speaker 3: You just said, It doesn't count. It's easier.

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Speaker 1: And then Bert strong, but he's not that strong, That's

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Speaker 3: Wow, Bert, Sorry, Bert, I.

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Speaker 1: Can do three twenty five was struggle for me, but

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Speaker 1: three twenty five of him is easy because like him,

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Speaker 1: Shane fucking cany miles. All you gotta do is go

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Speaker 1: like this and go boom boom.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate you not calling me short.

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Speaker 1: That was nice.

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Speaker 2: I got long arms.

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Speaker 3: You don't have fucking long arms, so Bert, no one

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Speaker 3: has arms compared to you.

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Speaker 1: My fucking point, so oh you short on them, guys?

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Speaker 3: Is so the entire world is short armed guys.

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Speaker 1: Not the same I used to fucking I used to

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Speaker 1: down and I had a fucking coaches like, oh, you

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Speaker 1: gotta let it hit the chests so that if I

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Speaker 1: king and once you get there, I'd be like, everybody'd

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Speaker 1: be laughing. Then the fucking short guys like Joe fucking

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Speaker 1: Joe Cavaler and all the muffles just go dude, And

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Speaker 1: they was walking around with their little fucking two twenty

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Speaker 1: five shirts.

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Speaker 3: I love how you can on a story. I hate

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Speaker 3: you years and still hate people. Yeah, that's a super power.

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Speaker 1: I hate. Like I'll be in the gym and I'll

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Speaker 1: be watching you short. I'm like, get their fucking short

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Speaker 1: arm mass out of there. That shit don't count. Little art,

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Speaker 1: little dinosaur arm. Motherfucker shit pisses me off, it really does. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: sorry to go off schedule.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, Bert, what height is short in your mind?

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Speaker 1: Fucking six to one under.

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Speaker 3: So if you're six two years short, Yes, that's incredible.

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Speaker 1: Bert, do you want to do that movie? You want

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Speaker 1: to do that movie? Bert with me and you just

452
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Speaker 1: fucking kill zombies. I think that'll be funny shit.

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Speaker 2: And I wonder if you think, what if there's a

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Speaker 2: what if? Do you think there's racist zombies who wouldn't

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Speaker 2: eat black guys?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: They're like in a full rage and then they're like.

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Speaker 2: Like, you know, they like they come after me in

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Speaker 2: shock and then Shock's like get out and they're like

460
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Speaker 2: and then they chuck going towards me. And then I

461
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Speaker 2: was like, and I'm like, Nick, he only eats white people.

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Speaker 2: We could do this. If the movie happens in Mississippi

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Speaker 2: with a bunch of white people, you'd be invincible.

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Right now, I'm thinking, what if you guys were on

466
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Speaker 3: like the line between the Union and the Confederacy and

467
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 3: if he steps over they want to eat him. But

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Speaker 3: then if he goes to the South, they're like, that's.

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Speaker 1: Not my god nowhere.

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Speaker 2: Bert.

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Speaker 3: By the way, ninety six point one percent of humans

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Speaker 3: are six to two or under.

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Speaker 1: Fucking short people.

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Speaker 2: Oh I got I thought you were saying ninety six

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Speaker 2: percent of humans are six two. I was like, that's impossible.

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Speaker 1: No, no, hey, we're calling hey, we're calling that out

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Speaker 1: right now. Kevin and fucking Rock, your shit's over Me

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Speaker 1: and Burke's gonna fucking take over. Kevin, Kevin Hart and Rock,

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Speaker 1: and Rock took over. Beware for Burton Shoes. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: and all, I'm challenging all my fucking movie studios write

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Speaker 1: a fucking movie for me and Burt. You want to

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Speaker 1: kill some ship.

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Speaker 3: This started from our first pod.

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Speaker 1: Yes, because me and him, you know we should redo twins.

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Speaker 1: I'm challenging, Hey, hold on, playmaker, you motherfucking accent, then

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Speaker 1: Are you? Uh?

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Speaker 2: I get really excited, but pretty big towards the end.

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Speaker 2: It's a great question, Shack, thank you for asking. I

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, burr, what's the five K?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever have you ever walked a night? Of

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Speaker 1: in the woods. I ain't like that walk. I was

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Speaker 3: Wait you were just walking? Or was this like a

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Speaker 3: five k eve?

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Speaker 1: No, So whenever I'm really into it, I like to say,

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Speaker 1: by the school down. But the thing, I was hearing

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Speaker 1: ship and seeing ship, and I was fucking terrified. No, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm serious. I was fucking scared.

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Speaker 3: You were scared?

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Speaker 2: Scared?

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Speaker 1: Brother, I live in the fucking woods. Did you bring

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Speaker 1: the gun out? I had to fucking strap with And

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Speaker 1: every time I heard Lee's blown, I had to know

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Speaker 1: it's crazy. I was talking to myself too, like I'd

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Speaker 1: until I got you know what I'm talking about over there.

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Speaker 1: But because this is old fucking creepy house on the

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Speaker 3: And ship dude, thinking about you, scared, like.

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Speaker 1: Thin fucking terrified. And then I walked down as if

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Speaker 3: Bird makes a great birds say it again.

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Speaker 2: The scarier thing is if you live in that old

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Speaker 6: So you know, after that night, I was like, I

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Speaker 6: gonna take walks, not a night anymore. The time two am,

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Speaker 6: it's like two thirty three. Yeah, it's creepy. It was

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Speaker 6: fucking it was scary.

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Speaker 3: How does that usually work out?

651
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 2: Oh, it's fucking awesome. I have a confessional wine the

652
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 2: wine and then just turn on like guys, grocery games

653
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 2: or dinery drivings and dives, walk seven miles.

654
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: Do we just become best friends? I like to you

655
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: lived to go smoking Ukah, Kenny, Kenny, I've done it.

656
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 3: You'll be on the elliptic, birds on a slight incline

657
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 3: taking down a pino in the water.

658
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, Do we just become best friends? Burt? Yeah?

659
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: I do.

660
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 2: Time I had. You know, it's so interesting. You forget

661
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 2: what it's like for other people when you're white. And

662
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 2: I got a call one night for my black buddy

663
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,239
Speaker 2: and he goes, hey, man, I need some help. Our

664
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 2: dog got away and my daughter is kind of freaking out.

665
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,640
Speaker 2: My dog took off. Can you help me find her?

666
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 2: And I was like sure. So I went over to

667
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 2: his house and he's like, cool, she should be around here.

668
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 2: And I was like, are you coming with me? And

669
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 2: he's like no, man, I can't as a black guy

670
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 2: go around with a flashlight and look in people's backyards.

671
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh shit, I didn't even realize that.

672
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 2: So I was his. I had to go around and

673
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 2: no one said a thing. They'd be like, hey, what's up.

674
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 2: I was like, dog got out and they're like okay.

675
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 2: He's like, what's his name. I was like, Tupac.

676
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 1: That is a shrew though fucking black guy in the

677
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: back of your house with a flashlight. That is a

678
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: good point.

679
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 2: So I didn't even realize.

680
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 3: So Bert, were you gonna buy this creepy house?

681
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: I want to buy it. I do just just for

682
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: the hell of it.

683
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 3: You want to just do a video where we go

684
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 3: over and knock on the door. Or is this like

685
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 3: a Sandlot situation? You're like, just they're just sitting there,

686
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 3: abandoned house. It's not abandoned somebody, but hold on, you know,

687
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 3: you know, it's crazy. Everybody's moving right leaving this area.

688
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 3: It was just fucking leaving and and and it's crazy

689
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 3: because I don't went to everybody and said I want

690
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 3: to buy your house, and I said, no, not, everybody's

691
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 3: leaving that house fucking just left.

692
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: This neighbor just fucking left. And this neighbor just fucking left.

693
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, Shacks Compounds.

694
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 2: I'd love to be a part of Shacks Compound.

695
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 3: I think you should turn the scary haunted house into

696
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 3: the love Shack.

697
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: I actually thought about it.

698
00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 3: Thanks, Bert, Where oh where I bring? Okay, Now I

699
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 3: was just saying it as a name. I will like,

700
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 3: you don't have to bring people there.

701
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: I don't do that anymore. I retired. Okay, so Bert,

702
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: where would you rank this new special? I'm on your

703
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: list of Netflix specials. Alread you heard you say it

704
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 1: was your best work, number one, number two.

705
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 2: I always think, you know, everyone always tells me Razzle

706
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 2: Dazzle is my best one. I always thought Secret Time

707
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 2: was my best one. Secret Time was my first Netflix special.

708
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 2: I always thought that was like just my tightest work.

709
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 2: Everyone loves the last one performed the best, the Razzle Dazzle.

710
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,960
Speaker 2: What did like crazy numbers. I think this one's going

711
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 2: to do wild numbers too. I think Netflix is on

712
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 2: a streak. I think I think comedy is really popping

713
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 2: on Netflix. I think this one's going to do really well.

714
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 2: I hope it does. I hope people enjoy it, you know.

715
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,479
Speaker 2: And then I get emotional at the end. I tell

716
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 2: a story about, you know, my dog.

717
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: Let me hear the dog story.

718
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 2: I don't, no, no, no, Shack, I'm not telling the

719
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 2: dog story.

720
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me hear it.

721
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 2: No, it's too long. It's too long.

722
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 3: Special right on Netflix now? Uh Bert. One thing we

723
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 3: like to do here is eat Shack's head. Pause Shacklicious

724
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 3: and say hot takes. I don't know if you were

725
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 3: here when Shacklicious Candies existed, I was, Okay. I feel

726
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 3: like Bert would have good hot takes about life and

727
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 3: shack you might have good hot takes about basketball. Bert,

728
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 3: Do you have any takes that you really believe that

729
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 3: are maybe counter culture that you'd like to get off

730
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 3: your chest right now?

731
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't believe in sleep apnea machines.

732
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 3: The hoses that go into your nose when you can't.

733
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 2: You think it's I think it's a rub. I think

734
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 2: it's it's like when you go to the dentist, they

735
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 2: always try to upsell you on like new teeth or

736
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,280
Speaker 2: a retainer. You know, we need something you grind your teeth. Okay,

737
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 2: I get it. I don't believe in sleep apney.

738
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 3: You think it's because you're sleeping, so you have no

739
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 3: idea whether or not it's working or not.

740
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:55,399
Speaker 2: No, I think that it's just like all the other

741
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 2: stuff that they that the you know, like big Pharma

742
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 2: sells you on because it's like those machines cost like

743
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars. It's a big cell. So I don't

744
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 2: believe in sleep apny machines.

745
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,760
Speaker 3: You got one, I would tell you to bite Shack's

746
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:09,879
Speaker 3: head off, but you don't.

747
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: Your favorite cousin. That's this car, nice car BMW. We

748
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: bought it twenty years ago. Motherfucker broke down, still looks good.

749
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: I asked him every day for twenty years, what you're

750
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: gonna do with it. I'm gonna sell it. Shit's just

751
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 1: sitting in the middle of the fucking yard twenty years

752
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: and he won't fucking do none. I don't offer different.

753
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: We paid a lot of money for I don't offer

754
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,840
Speaker 1: him double. I cant fucking get it and just move it.

755
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,840
Speaker 1: He loves his fucking car so much he won't let

756
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,840
Speaker 1: the motherfucker you ain't gonna fix it up. He just

757
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,560
Speaker 1: wanted to fucking walk by and see it. So what's

758
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: the hot take. The hot take is, I don't like

759
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 1: motherfuckers who's not gonna do nothing with the old cars.

760
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: Do something with the motherfucker. Park it, move it, drive it,

761
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 1: sell it, paint it, put some new wheels on the motherfucker.

762
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,359
Speaker 1: It's just fucking it looks good.

763
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,399
Speaker 3: It's a it's a problem that ever one has.

764
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:03,839
Speaker 1: It's nice. Old mother fuck is just sitting there looking

765
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: at me every every moment when I go to the gym,

766
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,439
Speaker 1: the car, like, what the fuck you've been here twenty years?

767
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: Motherfucker does not move, rain, rain, sleep, the snow. The

768
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: motherfuckers just sitting there.

769
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 3: I agree.

770
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, Han's grandfather has has two old rolls

771
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 2: Royces from like the thirties or like forties. Wow, two

772
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 2: old ones with the tray tables in the back and

773
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,879
Speaker 2: they're not doing anything. You either sell them or give

774
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 2: them to just fix them up. They're too beautiful. I agree,

775
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,879
Speaker 2: I agree. I mean mine was going to be nice.

776
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 3: Voting powders are fake, but like I don't try. We

777
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 3: have no idea what's in that powder? You have no idea,

778
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 3: and they put these percentages up and all that. Maybe

779
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,399
Speaker 3: it's because you go to the gym that's the reason

780
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 3: your muscles are getting bigger. But yeah, no, if your

781
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 3: cousin has a car in the front yard, they should

782
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 3: do something with it.

783
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: Oh bird, I got a question. Shoot, women can enhance thereby,

784
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: is right? Yeah, So b b L can guys get

785
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 1: b d ls and to be accepted. BdL standing for

786
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 1: big dick lifts A big yeah, big dig lift. Like,

787
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: let's just says, Yeah, let's just say your ship five

788
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: and you want to bring it to twelve? Is that?

789
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 1: Should that be? Uh?

790
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 3: Should men be allowed to lengthen their penis?

791
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 1: Yes?

792
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you're saying lips.

793
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:24,359
Speaker 1: I was saying.

794
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 3: I thought you said lips.

795
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 1: No lift, big dig lift, big dick.

796
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,280
Speaker 3: Lips might be something completely different.

797
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's for somebody else.

798
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll tell you what. I'll turn that into a

799
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:37,399
Speaker 2: different hot take.

800
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: And y'all know the name I'm thinking too, right, you

801
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 1: really want to lift? Yeah, you already know the name

802
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: I'm thinking. Anyway, anyway, should men be able to get

803
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: their Johnson's rejuvenated?

804
00:37:56,520 --> 00:38:00,399
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, you think, but I think our east

805
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 2: is west. Sometimes I think you want the perfect size dick,

806
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 2: the perfect sized dick, the whole thing goes in. You

807
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 2: don't want it too big where you just can get

808
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 2: like the first four inches in, right, right.

809
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: Right, anyway, back to the dove question of the day.

810
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 2: Wait, have you ever gotten the whole thing in?

811
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 1: Shack?

812
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 3: Have you ever gotten the whole thing in? You asked,

813
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 3: have you ever gotten the whole thing in?

814
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 1: Uh?

815
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,280
Speaker 2: Wait, shack? I almost feel bad for you. It feels

816
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 2: good when the whole thing goes in.

817
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 1: I'm celibate bird for two days. For two days.

818
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 3: To your question, can men get a in your words,

819
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,760
Speaker 3: a big dick lift, My question would be how nervous

820
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 3: would you be to go under anesthesia going, hey, we're

821
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 3: about to try and lengthen your dick. I would just

822
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 3: be terrified. People are doing surgery on it.

823
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 1: I wish I just had an app for it.

824
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 3: How would that work to do?

825
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 2: Now? They do? They do. It's called face tune. You

826
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 2: can make your dick bigger. I'll send you a.

827
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 1: Picture, okay, alright. For example, you're a single guy and

828
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: you got a girl that you like to do it

829
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: to her, but you talk too much, so you don't

830
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: want to overlong, so you put the time on your dick.

831
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: Fifteen minutes she comes, The dick doesn't work. After fifteen minutes,

832
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 1: she has to go.

833
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 3: That made your dick longer for fifteen minutes.

834
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: Longer, tells you when to come. Everything just mof just everything.

835
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 3: So you want like an ai dick? No, I just

836
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 3: just just like they have to want something in your.

837
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 1: Dick doesn't matter.

838
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 2: I like to the phone.

839
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: I like, for example, oh big mama coming over to

840
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: at three answer, you could just take a viagra. You

841
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 1: just fill out my foot girl and be like, you know,

842
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 1: she's kind of wow fifteen minutes today. So the follow

843
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: up question is just fills up. People want this to

844
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 1: solve a problem. So my question is, since you brought

845
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,439
Speaker 1: it up, have you been having a problem. I don't

846
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: have a problem, but I make too much money for

847
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: that to stop it.

848
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 3: And money is related to dick performance.

849
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 1: I would never have a problem.

850
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,879
Speaker 3: Okay, there's options, but you said, you know, I wish

851
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 3: I could just pump it up and then let it

852
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 3: go down.

853
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 2: So is it not going up?

854
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 3: Or is it not coming down?

855
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 1: And they said, I said, for everybody else you're.

856
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 3: You're trying to do. You're trying to look out for

857
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 3: the normal people. I'm trying to help you all out

858
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 3: the six to an under crowd.

859
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Speaker 1: At dick dot com. You know how much money we

860
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Speaker 1: make off that dot yeah dot com?

861
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 2: Right now, you'd be shocked to I enlarge my dick

862
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 2: for very few women. A lot of dudes.

863
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Speaker 1: Well hold on, you got to stay on that.

864
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 3: Which dudes bert anyone that we know to the locker room.

865
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,439
Speaker 2: I go in the locker room, I go and bringing

866
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Speaker 2: thunder tech.

867
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: Watch out, boys, That's what I'm saying. It'll be an

868
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 1: hour surgery. You put a Bluetooth device under your balls

869
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: and then you're come home. You're connected.

870
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 3: Can it play music?

871
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 1: Girl through?

872
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

873
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 1: It should Elon saw me.

874
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 3: Instead of Elon's technology in the brain.

875
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 2: I would be drunk at home going Let's see how

876
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 2: big this thing gets. Let's take it out for a ride.

877
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: B too. Can we go to ask doctor because that's

878
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: a good one and I need Doctor Burt's.

879
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 3: Okay, Doctor Bert Kreischer and doctor O'Neil. I want to

880
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 3: warn you Bert. The ask Doctor O'Neil's have been getting

881
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 3: ridiculous lately. We've learned that they're really all of shit

882
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 3: Producer Shane's high school friends that don't have a therapist,

883
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,880
Speaker 3: and they actually reach out about huge family crises. I

884
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 3: haven't read this one. This is Big Q from d

885
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 3: C and they write, my daughter is a freshman in

886
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 3: college and she recently came home to visit and brought

887
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 3: her new boyfriend. The young man seems cool and everything

888
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 3: was going well until later that night my daughter stormed

889
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 3: out of the house because me and my wh I

890
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 3: refuse to let her boyfriend sleep in her room. She

891
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 3: said she has grown. But in my house, we are

892
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 3: not tolerating dudes sleeping in our daughter's bed. Now she

893
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 3: will not talk to us, and we're worried because she

894
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 3: has no money and still needs our help. How would

895
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 3: you handle this you both have daughters. I'm going to

896
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 3: go to doctor Burt Kreischer first because he is our

897
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 3: guest doctor.

898
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 2: I absolutely would never let my daughter sleep in the

899
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 2: same room with a boy in my house. Absolutely, And

900
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 2: if she stops talking to her parents because of that,

901
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 2: she's out of her fucking mind. I never was allowed

902
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 2: to have girls in my room, and that's just the

903
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,239
Speaker 2: way I roll. Now here's where it gets confusing. If

904
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 2: your kids are gay, it's hard to keep same sex

905
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 2: out of their room. So that's where it gets slippery.

906
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 2: Great point, You're like, man, my son's got overnights every

907
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 2: night with a different dude. It's crazy. Guy love slumber parties.

908
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 2: They don't even want to movies. I think they just

909
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 2: talk it but it's silent. They whisper. It's just grunt.

910
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 3: It's crazy, Shaq, Have your daughters ever had boyfriends stay over?

911
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 1: My boys can have their girlfriends stay over anytime they want.

912
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:13,879
Speaker 1: Daughters actually had this happen to me, so I didn't

913
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: know she had a boyfriend. So she comes one day

914
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: and you know, he's cool, I'm being nice whatever, and

915
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:22,279
Speaker 1: I'm waiting, me and Kenny waiting towards the end of

916
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 1: the night, so he tried to go upstairs. We're like, no, no, no, no, motherfucker,

917
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: get your ass in the back. We put him in

918
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 1: the back dungeon and me and Kenny was playing the

919
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: A C games on his ass. We drop it the

920
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: fucking fifty like, man, that's too cold, bring up to seventy.

921
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: We watched them all night and my fucker, we fucking

922
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 1: gave him one cover.

923
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:42,879
Speaker 3: Camera back there too, in the gym. In the gym,

924
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,240
Speaker 3: so essence you turn into saw Yeah, just like torturing

925
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 3: this guy.

926
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 1: Put him in the bag. We turned down, motherfucker down

927
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: to fifty. He was in there thing with the covers.

928
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 1: He didn't get a good night to sleep.

929
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 2: But up the next morning he's like, I think I

930
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 2: have COVID.

931
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. I will never let my daughter's boyfriend stay down.

932
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 3: And so the issue here is you don't want to

933
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 3: create a situation where you're pushing your daughter away.

934
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 1: Right if she gets mad and she wants to choose

935
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 1: the boy or family. That'll be something she can get

936
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: over with it because they don't. I mean, because with

937
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 1: children don't understand. And this is what I hate about children.

938
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: And actually I don't really hate it about them, but

939
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:24,919
Speaker 1: I wish I would have had enough tact to listen early.

940
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 1: I listened right in time, but especially with my sons,

941
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: I said, motherfuck everything you do and I invented, and

942
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: the girls everything needs motherfucker's telling you I invent it.

943
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: So I already know what he gonna say. How are

944
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 1: you gonna say? So I'm giving you the game free.

945
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: And I tell my daughters your daddy is the worst

946
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: type of guy compared for you women, like a relationship wise,

947
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: I'm the type of guy that you stay with from

948
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: this is I opened it up here and they and

949
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: they have they listened to that.

950
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 3: After you talk like that, No, And.

951
00:44:56,480 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 1: I wish I had all this game earlier. But my

952
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: mom tell me just let them figure it out of

953
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,439
Speaker 1: that all, so I kind of had to back off.

954
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: I mean, because as a father, you never want to

955
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 1: see your girls hurt. Now again, you know, my guys,

956
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 1: I tell them, Hey, your girlfriends can stay motherfucker be nice.

957
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: I don't be doing no crazy shit in my houb

958
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah. You know. I teach them

959
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: how to how to treat a woman like a queen

960
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,439
Speaker 1: and it's okay. But my girls can never have no guys,

961
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 1: damn fuck no ever in life, and ain't nothing to

962
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: talk about it. And if she wants to get mad

963
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: and not talk to me again, she'll get over it.

964
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 3: Have you Bert, Have you had the moments where your

965
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 3: daughters were like, don't talk to me. I know I'm right,

966
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 3: and you just you know that you're on the right

967
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 3: side of this.

968
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,399
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, I've lost every fight with my daughters

969
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,800
Speaker 1: that are at Yeah, well, you're a better man than that.

970
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 1: I don't I don't fight. Oh my daughters smoke me

971
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: so like I don't argue with women, so I usually

972
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: let their moms handle it and hopefully the moms are

973
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: on my side. But if they're not on my side,

974
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: I'm I'm one of those stubborn old kings because when

975
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: when I know it's right, there ain't no need to fight,

976
00:45:59,560 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?

977
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 3: And then they come to you when they're like in

978
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 3: their thirties and they're like, I'm sorry.

979
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 2: Dad, you were right?

980
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you know I always tell him. I was like, bro,

981
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm always right. I already know how the ship gonna go.

982
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: I already know how your relationship willing. So the guy

983
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 1: that was back there and we froze to death two

984
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: weeks after he was gone, nice, he was gone.

985
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 2: Got him?

986
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, got him.

987
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 2: You know what a good move is. They make this

988
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,399
Speaker 2: laxative green tea, and if you hook hook the boy

989
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 2: up with that, when he comes in, get him some

990
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 2: green tea, a couple of cups of that, he'll be

991
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 2: shitting his brains out the whole weekend. He won't have

992
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:31,959
Speaker 2: time to have sex.

993
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:35,880
Speaker 1: Good point, good point, good point.

994
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 3: Every time I go to every time I go to

995
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 3: Shack's house, I'm constantly shitting.

996
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,959
Speaker 2: Your notes at bird bird. Do you have any cheat

997
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 2: GPT questions for me? I don't know what the cheat

998
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,399
Speaker 2: GPT questions are. How does that work?

999
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 1: If a guy is doing something or he has gotten caught,

1000
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 1: I can tell him what to say to his wife

1001
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: or spouse to get him out of it.

1002
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, let's do it.

1003
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 1: All right?

1004
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 3: Would you like me to do a scenario for GPT. Bert,

1005
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 3: I've literally created a chat GPT model that all it

1006
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 3: does is turn out scenarios. This is the one that

1007
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 3: it just gave me. How would you get out of

1008
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 3: this situation?

1009
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: Fellas?

1010
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 3: You're out at a bar with your boys, just catching

1011
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 3: up when a woman you used to mess with casually

1012
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 3: walks in. You haven't talked in a while, and you're

1013
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 3: definitely not supposed to be talking now. She spots you,

1014
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 3: walks straight over. It gives you a hug, a little

1015
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 3: too long little back rub in there. Your boys are

1016
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 3: immediately side eyeing. They acknowledge the situation. Just as she

1017
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 3: pulls away, she smirks and says you still got the

1018
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 3: same number. And then as that's happening, your girl face

1019
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 3: times you.

1020
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: What do you do?

1021
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 2: Bert? I? Oh, wow, answer the phone. I answer the phone.

1022
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 2: You got to answer the phone. No, okay, No, you

1023
00:47:58,880 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 2: take your tack. I'm not good at that.

1024
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: Okay. So there's there's features on the phone and you

1025
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,240
Speaker 1: just hit that bubble and say, baby, I'm with some friends.

1026
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: I'll call you back.

1027
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:08,720
Speaker 3: Ain't no way that's working.

1028
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,439
Speaker 1: That's working, baby, hold on, hold on. You just said

1029
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 1: I'm at the bar. So my wife knows I'm at

1030
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: the bar, so I can't answer. Now with Kenny and

1031
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: with Shane and with Slice, I'll call you back. Now,

1032
00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the problem out the way, and then

1033
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 1: i'll call back with her and on my boy so

1034
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: she knows I don't have no girls around. And then

1035
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I'm gonna be an extra hour long,

1036
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna take my little walk my ex

1037
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: girlfriend home, make sure she gets home safe. Bert, what

1038
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 1: did you?

1039
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 3: What did you think of that?

1040
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 2: I mean, he's got it a lot. I'm just I'm

1041
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 2: too much of a bitch. I'd answer the phone. I'll

1042
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 2: go I'm talking to my ex girlfriend. I'll call you

1043
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 2: right back.

1044
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, Hell, you never do that.

1045
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:50,840
Speaker 3: But see like there's beautiful and honesty.

1046
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're not lying. I'm with friends, you just said. Listen, Nerve,

1047
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: I'm at the bar with friends. Ain't they what you

1048
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: said at to Princillas? Yes, so baby, I'm with friends.

1049
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: You know where I'm at, bend a friends of hell

1050
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 1: at you? And then and then if she get home,

1051
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: I'll white didn't answer. Fucking Slice and motherfuck Shane almost

1052
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:08,880
Speaker 1: start fighting out. I had to break it up. Bou

1053
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: kune'tser right there, so you know you don't. You don't

1054
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 1: tell them both faced loud, but you don't tell them everything.

1055
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 1: You keep it in the middle. And Shane and Slice

1056
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 1: was arguing. We argue all the time, so that ain't nothing.

1057
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 3: So this chat GP, this cheat GPT is getting really confident.

1058
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 3: It just gave a situation and it guessed how you

1059
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:32,040
Speaker 3: would get out of it. We're gonna try another one here, Bert,

1060
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,799
Speaker 3: you told your girl you were working late, but really

1061
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 3: you grabbed dinner with someone you had no business being with.

1062
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 3: You paid in cash, thinking you covered your tracks. Fast

1063
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 3: forward to the next day. Your girl's doing laundry and

1064
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 3: finds a crumpled up receipt in your jeans pocket. Two entrees,

1065
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 3: a bottle of wine, a very specific dessert that she

1066
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 3: knows you'd never order. She walks in holding it up

1067
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 3: like evidence in court, arms crossed. So who were you

1068
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 3: having dinner with Shaq? You're gonna go and I'm gonna

1069
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 3: say what cheap cheat GPT guest Shack would say to

1070
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 3: get out of it? Do you want the nuclear answer?

1071
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 3: I want whatever came to your mind. First, We're gonna

1072
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 3: be like Doc, We're gonna be like Oz the mentalist.

1073
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:13,799
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start a fight, right, I'm gonna keep, I'm

1074
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:17,520
Speaker 1: gonna keep. I'm gonna keep stolen until she comes up,

1075
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 1: until she has clues and if she's close, like, oh,

1076
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: you were eating with another bitch, and I'm gonna hit

1077
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 1: her with Yeah, I was talking to the wedding planner.

1078
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 3: The wedding planner, but you're okay, So.

1079
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: Like that one about nuclear that's the See when you

1080
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: say wedding planner for really that that you're You're right.

1081
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Speaker 1: I was out eating. I told you I had to.

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Speaker 3: Work and see so this GPT said Shack would do.

1083
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Speaker 1: I was talking to the.

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Speaker 3: Says, Shaq will lean back, grin and say, first of all,

1085
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Speaker 3: you gottact confused. You gotta squid at the receipt like

1086
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Speaker 3: you've never seen it before, and then hit her with

1087
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Speaker 3: the oh that was with insert name of a male

1088
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Speaker 3: friend that she barely knows. He just got dumb. So

1089
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,680
Speaker 3: I took him out to clear his head. Now, if

1090
00:51:02,719 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 3: she presses you on the dessert, you gotta sell it.

1091
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Speaker 3: I didn't want to order it, but he was gonna.

1092
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 3: He was going through it, and you know, I got

1093
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 3: to support my boy, At this point, you got to

1094
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,800
Speaker 3: double down. You got to call the friend immediately and

1095
00:51:12,840 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 3: put him on speaker before she even asked. If he's

1096
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Speaker 3: a real one, he'll back it up. If not, well

1097
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Speaker 3: you better start fake crying about how stressed at work

1098
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Speaker 3: and flipping on her for not trusting you.

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Speaker 1: That's a good one, good, good, go ahead, Shane. Did

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Speaker 1: you like my nuclear answer wedding planner? She liked it.

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Speaker 2: I say I would look at my wife and I

1102
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 2: would say, Okay, I can't lie to you. Last night

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00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 2: I got blackout drunk and I lost my jeans and

1104
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 2: I found a pair of jeans by a dumpster. Those

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00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,799
Speaker 2: aren't my jeans. I don't know what's inside them. Wow,

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Speaker 2: that's a good one. That's a good one. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Remember Bird, I want to kill some fucking zombies with you.

1108
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Speaker 2: Shack, I'm there, I'm your guy.

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Speaker 3: I'm on it, Burt really quick. Just so everyone knows.

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Speaker 3: Go to Netflix. How do they your special? When does

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Speaker 3: it officially drop?

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Speaker 1: All that?

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Speaker 2: It's uh? It drops March eighteenth on Netflix. It is

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Speaker 2: called Lucky. I have I think five specials on there,

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Speaker 2: four specials on there. I got the Machine Razzle Dazzle, Hey,

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Speaker 2: big boy, secret time and now lucky. It is my

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Speaker 2: my outfits. Pretty sick, right shack. I got that, I

1118
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Speaker 2: got that handmade?

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Speaker 1: Yes you do. And you know what type of summer

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Speaker 1: there is? Brother, I love you, I love you too.

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00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you guys later. Have a love you brother,

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00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't want it too big where you just

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Speaker 2: can get like the first four inches in right, right,