WEBVTT - Episode 96: I Don't Do Math 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.800 One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table. 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:13.880 A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love 0:00:13.880 --> 0:00:14.520 of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:20.360 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.119 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.760 And now join my Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:26.759 the graphics guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.880 I have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:30.600 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:34.800 Alrighty, let's introduce our contestants for this week. It's Dylan 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:38.199 who's leading with plus twenty one units. Bad Larry with 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:42.239 plus seven. He won three units last week, and we're 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:42.559 gonna go. 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:45.800 We're gonna go over those three minutes I won last. 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:47.880 Larry Larry, let me do the introduction. 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:50.879 Oh okay, I just I just got a text from 0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:52.760 rant and I won three units last week. I think 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:54.720 he's I'm gonna have to go back through this whole 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:55.920 the whole season. 0:00:56.480 --> 0:01:02.920 Oh my god, Larry Larry, will you shut up per second? 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:10.360 Shae Shay, who joins this I think from Germany or Austria, 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:14.039 same thing, plus six units. He won two units last week. 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:16.040 Do you have any gripes discrepancy? 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:20.360 Shay? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, I got a lot, Danny. 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:24.399 Okay, do you want to tell me or like, no, 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:25.280 I'm just talking about. 0:01:25.120 --> 0:01:28.200 Yea literalty gave up like liberty. Liberty gave up like 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:30.920 seventeen freaking points in the fourth quarter to not cover 0:01:31.000 --> 0:01:32.520 by a point and a half. That was a crock 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:32.959 of shit. 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:34.760 Okay, wait, well, I just want to know if the 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:39.120 total why we're off the rails early here. I just 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:41.480 want to make sure that your plus six is real. 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:45.640 Oh, I have no idea, Okay, I don't do all right? 0:01:45.880 --> 0:01:47.840 All right, Larry, you want to bitch? Go ahead? 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:52.400 Yeah, I won my three three unit three team teams. 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:54.080 I don't have my picks in front of me, daw, 0:01:54.080 --> 0:01:54.480 I'm in the. 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:56.920 Car, But here we go. 0:01:57.160 --> 0:02:00.640 Seven. I bet him up seven units six for seven hours. 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:01.760 You guys want to give me three? 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:05.360 This is e me. I didn't put your teaser in there, Larry. 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:06.200 That's that's on me. 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:07.639 Okay, So you're upset. 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:11.360 Oh there's three to six okay, And I want to 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:14.400 make sure now because on my sheet that I sent in, 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:18.079 I didn't take the Washington game, and Bilan jumped onto 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:20.680 Washington getting sixteen and a half and he lost it, 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:23.080 and I have no no liability there. 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:29.160 Okay, Ray, could you lose your job during the podcast here? 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:33.040 No raise my man. So I'm sticking up for Red. 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:35.480 No, you just called him out and said he screwed up. 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:37.080 It's looking likely today. 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:39.680 Okay, all right, okay? 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:41.200 What is Larry's on your side? 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.320 And I only saw your text like a minute ago, 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:44.839 and I would have called you on the side, and 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:46.679 m he's got me running and I got to go 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:48.080 vacuum in her car now, I don't know. Every once 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:53.720 in a while she is just say you're Wining's not 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:57.320 my it's not my roommate, it's my wife. And so 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:59.399 I got I got, I got stuff to do. So Ray, 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:01.600 I smile, I apologize, right, but I knew I won 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:03.920 six or seven units? Okay, hold on, you shocked me 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:04.680 with the three numbs. 0:03:04.720 --> 0:03:06.639 What what is Larry's total? Is it ten? 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:07.480 It is ten? 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:07.919 Okay? 0:03:08.000 --> 0:03:10.880 So so and raised defense. Larry sends in his fucking 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:13.320 picks like the unibomber every week, and it's kind of 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:16.040 hard to keep track of a nap bloody napkin and 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:19.240 upside down it is. 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:23.120 I it is crazy what I write them down and 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:25.399 then I send you a picture of it. I've got 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:26.400 some new technology to. 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:27.639 Me guys writing. 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:31.600 Let me make sure we have a shay. Where are you? 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:33.880 What country are you in? 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:34.840 Austria? Danny? 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:37.400 Okay, you want to recap anything? 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:42.680 I have to go home early. The roommate and the 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:46.840 kids are staying back with my parents. I've been banished 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:48.640 from Austria. 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:50.400 Is your might? 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:52.680 I might come up next week then if you're alone? 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:53.160 Wait? 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:54.440 Is is your arently? 0:03:54.720 --> 0:04:00.600 I am quote unquote a liability in Europe. Uh, things 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:04.240 haven't been going great for me, but a line battle 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:05.520 lines have been drawn, Danny. 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:09.680 You are being exported from Austria by your family? 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:13.120 Yeah? Yeah, they told me to get back to work 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:13.840 at the hell out of here. 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:16.120 You can get away with a lot in Europe too, 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:19.080 so I'm sure it's probably just now with. 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:23.960 My family and the geese problems started all off? Okay, 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:24.800 I went downhill from there. 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:26.960 Now, let me let me recap that you were told 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:30.800 to go get a turkey and you came back with geese? 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:34.000 Yeah? Correct? How did geese gon for like six hours? 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:37.159 The geese were great mans. 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:38.480 So you guys actually ended up beating them? Did you 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:39.360 end up getting a turkey? 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:42.159 Here? Yea hell, yeah, Yeah, the geese was bad ass. 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:44.120 It's just you know, when you take six hours to 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:47.159 come back from the grocery store and you come back 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:49.200 with geese instead, there's kind of you know, the whole 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:51.960 room is just kind of against you right there, very 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:53.560 aggressively against you. 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:56.200 The geese were more of a metaphor for the whole situation. 0:04:58.440 --> 0:05:01.240 I got lost in a Christmas market after this show 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:04.200 last week. I think I got lost in a Christmas market, 0:05:04.360 --> 0:05:06.240 didn't come home for a while, and then I just 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:07.920 got a hold of me, that's all. It's like Vega's 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:13.520 out there. Man and ship, Danny. It was also a 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:16.880 fucking that was a proble, really, Lane, there's no dice, 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:19.920 but the roulettes only got the single zero instead of 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:22.880 the double zero. So it's better odd and blackjack and 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:25.120 you know, slot machines and ship. But I took a 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:28.599 detour into one of them that didn't end up in 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:30.920 my favor at all. But yeah, that was a couple 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:31.320 of hours. 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:32.440 Will you sound rough? 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:35.840 I've been getting beat up, Danny, I've been getting kicked 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:37.720 in the balls. Well, I tend how long have I 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:39.359 been here? I feel like I've been here a month? 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:42.599 But why did you go for such a long period 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:43.000 of time? 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:47.839 Uh, I don't know. You know, Uh, it's got family 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:48.920 out here Thanksgiving. 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:51.080 Yeah, but you don't want to hear out with family 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:51.800 that long. 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:53.800 Clearly, I don't. 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:56.400 I hit. I jumped off the reservation. Every fucking chance. 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:58.800 I got Shay your job hunting over there? 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:02.880 No, No, they wouldn't hire me here at all chance. 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:05.400 All right, let me recap here. So dyal you were, 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:07.599 you were neutral, You're stuck in neutral. 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:09.239 I'm good with neutral. 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:12.039 You did have you love your Iowa? Three units on 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:14.159 Iowa to Brownska under twenty six and a half. 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:16.880 I just I mean, if you haven't jumped on it, 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:19.080 if you didn't jump on it six weeks ago, that 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:21.320 was a tactical blunder. 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:25.760 Death taxes in the under with Iowa. Damn right, Yeah, 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:30.200 let me see bad Larry. Anything to recamp complain about. 0:06:30.920 --> 0:06:32.960 No, No, as long as you're straightening the numbers out, 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:35.640 I'm good. There's a great weaving. Oh Jesus, when he 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:39.039 said he said three units, yeah, I said, Holy Macas, 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:39.880 what's going on? 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:41.400 Damn? I'm glad. 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:42.880 I'm glad we straightened it out. 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:45.719 I do have a bad but not brutal beat the 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:49.240 Bill's money line against the Eagles. That was a that 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:50.960 was a botched opportunity there. 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:54.839 There were the fifty eight yard field goal at the buzzer. 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:57.400 Yeah, and it just hooked right into tie and once 0:06:57.520 --> 0:06:59.920 went into overtime, You're like, all right, the Bills are losing. 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:04.840 This but yeah, uh shaye, man, I. 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:06.800 Know they're so annoying, Jaye. 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:08.840 Do you want to recap? I know you complained about 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:10.920 liberty against Texas and Pats Hill. 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:15.280 Liberty was coming for the I mean twenty three how 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:16.520 many points they go up in the fourth quarter or 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:18.440 like twenty fucking points something like that. They're up a 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:19.880 freaking the fuck out in Vienna. 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:22.640 You don't say it very easy, Okay. 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:25.200 And then the New Mexico State game too fucking Pavia, 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:29.560 diego my ban corn hold me one more time? Is 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:30.920 there not gonna do it this week? Though? I got 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:31.400 big money. 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:33.320 Is there a sports bar in Vienna that you go to? 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:35.040 Yeah? 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:38.160 Yeah, Twitter found me one believe it or not. Uh, 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:41.440 they have like the NFL games Twitter. I asked Twitter 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.760 where to go and they Twitter told me and I 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:46.200 went and just you know, big old beers. They had 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:49.480 like burgers, and shit, there's real American except for all 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:50.679 the fucking Germans speaking. 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:54.360 But you've you've asked the Internet to tell you where 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:55.920 to go, and they've told you where to go before. 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:58.720 Yeah, they do that daily, Danny. 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:01.200 You don't even have to ask, and they tell you 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:01.760 where to go. 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:05.760 They do. I'm not exactly loved everywhere I go. Yeah, 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:06.720 it's a common theme. 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:10.240 Fucket let's turn a retention to this week, and Dylan, 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:13.320 I'll let you start out college football. And I already 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:16.280 know that you love your Iowa four leg parlay. 0:08:16.360 --> 0:08:17.960 I love it, Dan, unreal. 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:22.400 So I got the four leg parlay Michigan Iowa under 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:25.880 thirty five for the game, Iowa team total under seven 0:08:25.880 --> 0:08:28.920 and a half, Michigan team total under twenty seven and 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:31.320 a half, and Iowa to cover at plus twenty two 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:31.840 and a half. 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:34.600 What do you think the final score is going to be? 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:40.480 I genuinely think it's going to be like twenty seven 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:43.840 to three. Just thread the needle there with Michigan under 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:45.080 the twenty seven and a half. 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:49.040 Okay, but then you would lose though. 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:53.160 No, because I have the Iowa under seven and a half. 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:56.079 Okay total oh, okay, and then plus twenty two and 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:56.440 a half. 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:56.839 Yeah. 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:00.120 Oh wait, see that that's where you would lose. 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.640 Right, Okay, I'm revising my answer. I would get to 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:04.760 kicks two field goals twenty seven. 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:08.920 Okas, okay, all right, Washington and Oregon. That's tomorrow night, 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:10.280 by the way in Las Vegas. 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:12.400 Yes, it is nine and a half, nine and a 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:15.240 half after they beat Oregon already this season close one, 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:17.040 but nine and a half's a lot. I feel like, 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:20.360 I mean, Oregon's gonna win, but probably flipping around Oregon 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:21.160 wins by three? 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:23.760 Okay, anything else? 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:27.439 Yes, Dan, Obviously I hate Troy with the passion as 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:29.360 we all know, and I do like app State because 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:31.679 they hooked me up with that win against JMU. 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:32.959 Right, do you now spell Troy? 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:34.840 As soon as I saw that, I knew you were 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:36.120 going to say something that's. 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:39.800 Well right, you got app State money line versus Tory, 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:42.199 and I'm thinking Tory spelling, Like what are we doing here? 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:43.120 The fuck is Tory? 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:43.959 Yeah? 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:46.080 That was the Tory Show? 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:48.280 Is this like British Parliament or something? 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:48.959 Yes? 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:53.920 Okay, lock it up right, right? Like how many? How 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:55.760 many mistakes today? 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:58.160 I'm counting to right now? 0:09:58.160 --> 0:10:00.320 No, I'll give the Larry thing a half pint because 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:01.240 Larry is an idiot. 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:04.560 How many? How many? 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:06.480 How many hot dogs did you make today? 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:06.800 Ray? 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:10.560 I think I made eight today. 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:13.480 And then you made tater tons. Made tater tons in there. 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:17.880 We about like the tots with Chick fil A sauce. 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:18.079 Dan. 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:21.440 Oh, yeah, I recommend it. We're really it's it's like 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:22.000 a micheige. 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:23.800 No, it is evolving, It is evolving. 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:24.200 It is OK. 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:26.840 Gonna get raw Bar back there soon. I'm in the 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:28.880 big German's ear with a lot of ideas. 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:31.880 Hopefully that's not you guys naked like well, I've actually 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:32.840 proposed that as well. 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:33.400 Raw Bar. 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:36.240 It gets hot in the control round, I bet it 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:38.120 Bury What else? 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:39.040 Control pill? 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:43.840 Somebody's getting pregnant? Okay, what else do you have? 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:49.079 So app State money line against Tory plus one ninety five, uh, 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:54.120 Boise State minus two and a half against UNLV and 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:57.040 Georgia Bama under fifty four and a half. 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:03.480 Bama is good against the over this season, just letting 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:03.680 you know. 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:04.080 Yeah. 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:07.080 And Jalen Milroe is all of a sudden a quarterback there. 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:10.000 Yeah, there we go there. 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:12.040 We yeah, yeah, how about that Shae? 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:14.280 Here we go, here we go. When he doesn't play 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:16.280 the best front seven in football. Yeah, he looks better. 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:17.480 Good job. Wait to fucking go. 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:20.680 By the way Texas behind Ohio stage Shay. 0:11:21.640 --> 0:11:23.959 And Oregon, Are you fucking kidding me right now? Danny? 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:26.360 Are you fucking kidding me? For Oregon, we have a 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:29.800 common opponent. They needed a fucking pick six at the 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:32.480 end of the fucking game to win against Texas Tech. 0:11:32.559 --> 0:11:34.520 We beat him fifty seven to seven or whatever the 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:38.120 fuck it was. Strength to schedule. Oregon's like sixty fucking 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:42.360 second Texas is I don't know six. It's a fucking joke. 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:44.080 But the committee's talking about. Did you hear what the 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:45.440 fuck that moron said. 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:49.000 When he justed what's the order under? What's the over under? 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:51.960 On f bombs here with Shae for this podcast? Is 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:56.040 it like, uh, I'm gonna say fifty five seventeen? No, 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:59.240 he already blew by that right in the last sentence. 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:00.360 Going I got going forward. 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:01.520 I think it's a light day. 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:07.120 Honestly, Yeah, I forgot all the Puritans listening to the 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:09.240 show getting upset with my language. My bad. 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:13.079 Wait, you're the religious guy, yeah. 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:14.920 But you know what else? You know what else religion 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:20.200 teaches me? Danny forgiveness. God, forgive me for cussing all 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:22.439 the damn time, because that's just how I was fucking right. 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:27.839 Well, then, why don't you forgive the people who don't 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:28.480 forgive you. 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:32.080 I pray for him, Danny, I pray for him. 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:34.199 Okay, find that hard. 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:39.680 To believe, Dylan Shu Dylan NFL NFL best. 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:46.160 Oh yeah, I forgot about the NFL. Dan Tonight Sea 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:49.000 Hawks money line against the Cowboys. 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:49.920 Plus three fifty. 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:51.480 I like this on a little too much. 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:53.640 Why are you doing this to Shay? Why are you 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:54.120 doing this? 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:56.840 I feel bad that he got bounced out of Austria 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:59.360 and now he has to go to Argentina. 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:04.320 I wish he wouldn't come back. No, he would not 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:04.679 make it. 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:06.560 Family here we go. 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:09.439 Yeah, not in the not in the marching powder neck 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:09.760 of the world. 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:13.040 Do you have a second family chef now yet? 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:14.880 Danny. It's one of the goals I got in life, though. 0:13:15.000 --> 0:13:18.959 Okay, Argentine, Argentina would be perfect, all right, Just go, Dylan. Okay, 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:24.840 So that's plus three fifty lions minus four against the Saints. 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:27.120 I've been in the Saints a few times this year, 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:29.240 thinking that it's a smart play and it has not 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:30.040 panned out for me. 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:33.280 It's weird. Jared Goff is twenty and eight against the 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:36.000 spread in a dome. I love that random, but wow, 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:38.720 those are those that's the large enough that's a large 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:40.040 enough sample size it is. 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:40.880 Okay. 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:44.240 I got the Falcons minus two and a half against 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:47.839 the Jets. I hate that game, but I hate the 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:52.640 Jets even more. And then this is the Eagles plus 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:56.840 three against the Niners. Eagles at home. This seems funky 0:13:56.880 --> 0:13:58.960 to me. I smell a rat, but I'm gonna. 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:00.480 It went up to three because it was two and 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:04.840 a half. Yeah, Ray, it's three correct. Okay, Well, so 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:08.040 Ray telling me it's correct. What else? 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:13.080 And I'm also I know they went into OT against 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:15.240 the Bills and ripped my heart out last week, but 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:17.439 I'm gonna bet throw a unit on the Eagles and 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:20.240 the Niners to go into OT back to back weeks 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:23.400 for the Eagles plus a thousand. Okay, just a little 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:27.400 light dusting on that one, and then Chiefs Packers under 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:30.360 forty two and a half and Bengals Jaguars under thirty eight. 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:34.200 The primetime unders this year is like, it's like twenty 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:38.240 seven and three to the under. So I'm popping on 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:40.120 that train, probably a little later than I should. But 0:14:40.520 --> 0:14:42.800 the Bengal Jaguars under thirty eight is like the lock 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:43.160 of the year. 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:45.240 All right, let's go to the lock of the year. 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:46.520 That's my lock of the year. 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:48.280 Well, how many units do you have on it? 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:49.520 I'm putting three on it. 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:52.320 Wow, Lock of the year Bengals Jags. 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:54.880 I have to because I don't have the Iowa under. 0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:56.920 Straight up, I have it parlay this week. I need 0:14:56.960 --> 0:14:59.200 a solitary under with three. 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:02.840 Units that brings us to bad Larry Wow. 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:08.680 Okay, three unit three team T's Cowboys plus one under 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:11.840 the Patriots at fifty and a half and the Jags 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:16.440 plus one on Monday Night. Okay, now one unit pros 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:20.320 Falcons minus a couple of might agree with Dylan. That's 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:23.760 starting to scare me. Falcons Falcons minus at two and 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:26.760 a half against the Jets, Chargers minus five and a 0:15:26.800 --> 0:15:28.040 half against the Patriots. 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:29.480 Forty nine. 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:30.760 Oh there, I'm going against them. 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:30.960 Good. 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:34.720 Forty nine ers minus three against the Eagles, and the 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:38.720 Chiefs minus the six against the Packers. They're all they're 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:43.359 one unit ben except for the teaser. The teasers three units, 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:46.320 then one unit on the College games Washington plus the 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:49.520 nine and a half against Oregon Georgia minus the five 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:55.200 and a half against Alabama. Yeah, way, going against Dylan again, 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:58.320 Michigan minus at twenty two against Iowa? 0:15:58.440 --> 0:15:59.680 Is it twenty two and a half? 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:00.280 Ray? 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:04.040 Let me check right now, it's going back and forth. 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:07.200 The line's been fluctuating. Maybe you had it at twenty 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:09.880 tlus twenty two and a half. So I'm assuming if 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:11.360 you have it at twenty two and a half, then 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:12.880 it's twenty two and a half for Larry. 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:15.400 Yeah, yeah, it's twenty two okay, Tank. 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:16.800 You Ray, that's another mistake by Ray. 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:20.760 Michigan minus the twenty two and a half against Iowa, 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:24.440 and I'm jumping on Dylan's no. 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:27.560 All right, fuck it, I'm taking the over No. 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:31.840 No, under Michigan. I didn't. I can't even say under 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:34.440 Iowa under Michigan at the thirty five. 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:37.160 I do appreciate that Larry for not totally poisonous. 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:39.960 Okay, So what are you doing, Dylan? Are you still 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:40.800 taking the under? 0:16:41.360 --> 0:16:43.800 I mean I have to I have a system, Dan, 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:46.320 but that uh that really. 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:48.120 You don't want Larry's companies, which now. 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:49.280 Larry's like, I don't want to be on the same 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:54.320 side as Dylan. I'm in fucking twenty one units, Larry. 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:55.200 I know what I got. We're we're gonna go through 0:16:55.240 --> 0:16:56.640 them when I get off the show. I'm not to 0:16:56.640 --> 0:16:59.040 go listen to a bunch of shows. Wow, I never 0:16:59.120 --> 0:17:02.760 going to do that was rat first week. I mean, Ray, 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:04.800 you could have stolen a unit from me every week 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:06.400 and I wouldn't have known. But when you say I'm 0:17:06.440 --> 0:17:09.000 up three and I think I'm up seven, I gotta 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:09.879 I gotta complain. 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:10.959 We corrected it. 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:12.320 You complained every week. 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:15.880 Yes, Larry, if you complain about lines. 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:18.080