Speaker 1: Yeah, like X told me to dress it for a
Speaker 1: Halloween party and no one was.
Speaker 2: Sup used to dress up. It was just me, and
Speaker 2: then she broke up with me and left me there
Speaker 2: by myself? What did he do? Honor of spoocase season
Speaker 2: and Halloween, we've asked you all week to tell us
Speaker 2: your worst ex ever stories, and we said the person
Speaker 2: with the worst ex ever, we'll get to tell their
Speaker 2: story live on the air. So after this you'll hear
Speaker 2: some more submissions from the worst exes ever, and you'll
Speaker 2: hear the story of this week's winner.
Speaker 3: I guess the worst ex ever.
Speaker 2: I mean, at least I let her do something good.
Speaker 3: That's next. It's the double show.
Speaker 4: Hey, Jewble, show my ex from several years ago when
Speaker 4: we were dating.
Speaker 2: He said he was going to leave me for his friend,
Speaker 2: who was a girl.
Speaker 4: If I couldn't beat her in a game of Pokemon,
Speaker 4: And so we had to send him screenshots of our
Speaker 4: updates every single day and I was losing.
Speaker 2: So I she and get a legendary.
Speaker 5: Pokemon on my team and hi willan And it turns
Speaker 5: out it was just him playing against me the whole time.
Speaker 5: You cover in the picture, he was just manipulating me
Speaker 5: and making me think that I was having to fight
Speaker 5: her to keep my man, when in reality he just
Speaker 5: wanted to play Pokemon with me. You know, I stayed
Speaker 5: for a few months after that.
Speaker 2: I stayed for a few months after that. It's the
Speaker 2: Jewbil Show. We've been asking you all week to share
Speaker 2: your crazy X stories. By the way, you can go
Speaker 2: to our Instagram at the Jebel Show and you can
Speaker 2: vote on the worst X story. They're up there. You
Speaker 2: can also dm us your worst roommate story because we'll
Speaker 2: be doing those next week in under a spooky season.
Speaker 2: It's all the worst things, but here's another one we
Speaker 2: cat in.
Speaker 1: So basically the worst dicks I ever had was my
Speaker 1: girlfriend for about a year, and we would always spend
Speaker 1: all his time together, every day, all day, every moment
Speaker 1: we could and I had.
Speaker 2: I was working on so much stuff at the time.
Speaker 1: I needed to talk to her basically tell her that
Speaker 1: I needed more time for myself so I could work
Speaker 1: on some things. We could still be in a relationship.
Speaker 1: I've seen a little bit more time to myself. And
Speaker 1: when I tried telling her that she locked me in
Speaker 1: her dorm bring not let me leave, she thought I
Speaker 1: was breaking up with her, and then I went to
Speaker 1: Utah for my great grandma's funeral. All she could do
Speaker 1: was worry about herself. And then when I got back,
Speaker 1: I found her cheating with someone I didn't even know
Speaker 1: in her dorm room.
Speaker 6: In the dorm room, just cheating is boring. Now you
Speaker 6: got into something else, so you're not even on this list.
Speaker 2: I remember. Check out the Jubil Show on Instagram. You
Speaker 2: can vote for the worst X stories on there and
Speaker 2: we'll do worst roommate stories next week. So you can
Speaker 2: hit us up and dm us with your worst roommate
Speaker 2: story and it.
Speaker 3: Might be on the show next week.
Speaker 2: But we've got the number one worst X story on
Speaker 2: the phone right now, Isabella.
Speaker 3: Congratulations.
Speaker 2: Out of the thousands of responses we got in, yours
Speaker 2: is officially the worst X Congratulations.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, tell us about your worst ex ever.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 7: So when we were dating, it was like near the
Speaker 7: end of our relationship, okay, and we had gone through
Speaker 7: something extremely traumatic together. I'm just gonna leave it at that.
Speaker 7: A couple weeks later, I had called him and I
Speaker 7: was like, oh my gosh, like you'll never believe what happened,
Speaker 7: Like I'm at the police station, like I'm finally pressing
Speaker 7: charges against an abuser and I was like crying, and
Speaker 7: he was like, do you want me to take your mind.
Speaker 2: Off of it?
Speaker 7: And I was like yes, please tell me like anything,
Speaker 7: and he was like yeah, so this girl, wow, we
Speaker 7: were going through such traumatic event. What And I'm sitting here,
Speaker 7: I'm like, I'm mind puzzle, are you?
Speaker 3: Because like I'm not kidding, we take your mind off
Speaker 3: at real quick. So I hoped someone else's that's crazy.
Speaker 2: That's I just understand like someone's thought process. I know
Speaker 2: how to get her mind off of it and not
Speaker 2: say a funny joke. Let me just tell her, I said,
Speaker 2: with someone I'll throw quick what. Yeah, it's the relationship.
Speaker 8: I don't like, Oh your arm hurts because you broke it,
Speaker 8: it'll break your leg.
Speaker 7: He also broke his arm too, Like off topic, but
Speaker 7: he did break his arms.
Speaker 2: Karma. We literally broke up over a shirt. And it's
Speaker 2: no secret if you see what I.
Speaker 7: Look like that I'm big or busted. And so I
Speaker 7: can't really help exactly how I fit in the certain shirt.
Speaker 7: Even my father, who was very like church oriented, was
Speaker 7: like that shirt like would be appropriate for church, right,
Speaker 7: but it showed the slightest ever bit cleavage ever known
Speaker 7: to man. The ex boyfriend's mom like she hadn't even
Speaker 7: seen the shirt on me, She had just seen a
Speaker 7: picture of the shirt tells me that I should like
Speaker 7: bow down to his wishes, and I mind boggled. And
Speaker 7: then he was like, well, if do you want to
Speaker 7: wear the shirt out in public without me? Because that
Speaker 7: was the one thing was I had to wear it
Speaker 7: with him there because I'm his show off to other
Speaker 7: people and other people should know that I'm his. He
Speaker 7: was like, you're gonna wear it single? And I was like, okay, Like,
Speaker 7: then I'll wear.
Speaker 2: It single and I heard it sounds good.
Speaker 7: We had broken up over the shirt.
Speaker 9: It sounds ridiculous.
Speaker 7: And then he went and slept with the other girl
Speaker 7: and then I didn't find out about that until a
Speaker 7: couple of weeks later after he decided lighting.
Speaker 2: You know what though, is l it probably did take
Speaker 2: your mind off it for a minute to reevaluate.
Speaker 7: It when I literally was like when, like when did
Speaker 7: this happen? Because he had cheated on me while we
Speaker 7: were together.
Speaker 6: I'm glad we can laugh about it now, but I'm
Speaker 6: so sorry.
Speaker 3: Do you sell the slur, I do.
Speaker 2: I actually voted.
Speaker 7: You know how like when you break up with someone,
Speaker 7: like you have to go pick up your stuff, right, Yeah,
Speaker 7: I wanted to go.
Speaker 2: Pick up my stuff. Yeah, everybody in power move. I
Speaker 2: believe that.
Speaker 3: Well, thank you for telling us your story.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you. All right, go to the Jebel Show
Speaker 2: dot com. You can vote on your worst ex ever
Speaker 2: story and we're doing the worst Roommates next week. So
Speaker 2: I'm excited for those d m us at the Jebel
Speaker 2: Show with yours and you could be on the show
Speaker 2: next week. It's another jewbile phone frame twenties. Hello, Hi Bridget,
Speaker 2: this is Kat. I'm your sister's wedding coordinator.
Speaker 9: Oh hey Kat, what's going on?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 2: How are you? I'm great? Thanks for asking. So did
Speaker 2: you call to talk to you about the wedding coming
Speaker 2: up this weekend?
Speaker 3: Do you have a moment?
Speaker 9: Sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah I do. Okay, great, So this right here is
Speaker 2: going to be a tough conversation for me, just to
Speaker 2: let you know this is not easy for me to do.
Speaker 2: So I don't want you thinking that it's easy for
Speaker 2: me to break this news to you.
Speaker 10: Okay, okay, Well just say it already you're making me nervous.
Speaker 2: So yeah, the best way to do it, I guess
Speaker 2: is just rip the band aid off. Unfortune, we've had
Speaker 2: to make some changes to the wedding coming up for
Speaker 2: your sister and you are no longer invited. What thank
Speaker 2: you though for wanting to be at the wedding like
Speaker 2: that is so special and your sister does appreciate it,
Speaker 2: but unfortunately you will not be able to attend.
Speaker 3: But thank you.
Speaker 10: Oh wait, wait, wait, wait wait, unforged, what are you
Speaker 10: excuse me? Yeah, give me my sister's no way, she's
Speaker 10: uninviting me from her wedding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like I said, this is gonna be a
Speaker 2: hard conversation for me, So thank you for understanding that we.
Speaker 9: The hell is this happening. It's not like we've had
Speaker 9: a fight or anything.
Speaker 2: So she's not like the dress I choke. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: me and your sister are really bonded working on this wedding.
Speaker 2: You know, brings two people really close when you coordinate
Speaker 2: a wedding for somebody, and me and your sister are
Speaker 2: kind of really close friends.
Speaker 3: Now, anyway, she made me her maid of honor. Actually,
Speaker 3: is this a joke?
Speaker 10: This is absolutely absurd no, she has met you. Okay,
Speaker 10: I guess I gotta get mom involved.
Speaker 2: So yeah, and that's the other thing too, that's see
Speaker 2: so that's yeah. Sorry, that's the other thing too, is
Speaker 2: do you want to break the news to your mom
Speaker 2: or do you want me to do it?
Speaker 9: What do you mean to my mom?
Speaker 11: Is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we don't invite it either. She is going
Speaker 2: to have to sit it out as well.
Speaker 10: Okay, this is that she has lost her marble. I
Speaker 10: knew that there would be a Bridezilla moment. I just
Speaker 10: didn't realize that it.
Speaker 9: Was the act the entire family.
Speaker 10: This is It's like, who think you are?
Speaker 3: Your dad is still gonna be able to be there?
Speaker 2: Family, Well, it's just okay, so your dad's still gonna
Speaker 2: be able to be there, but we've found a stand
Speaker 2: in for your mom, a stand in for your mom.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, I was like, you know what, like
Speaker 2: if your mom looked a little bit more like Megan Fox,
Speaker 2: then the esthetic would be we are not going there.
Speaker 2: Megan Fox I found to me a long time, but
Speaker 2: I found an actress she's going to stand in and
Speaker 2: she does look a little bit similar to Megan Fox.
Speaker 2: So I think the visual and the pictures will be
Speaker 2: much better. Also, I was talking to your.
Speaker 10: Sister a random person, and this is, this is crazy.
Speaker 2: Let me talk to my sister.
Speaker 9: Are you with my sister?
Speaker 2: Let me talk to you this is We're fixing that.
Speaker 3: Not with her right now.
Speaker 2: And I actually advised her to turn her phone off
Speaker 2: because I knew this is gonna be a tough conversation
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 10: You invite my mother and I too. Okay, you are
Speaker 10: my only sister's wedding. This is and this is absolutely cool.
Speaker 3: Technically your mom is still going to be there, but.
Speaker 9: She gets to come, but I don't.
Speaker 2: She can watch it, So I've set up a zoom
Speaker 2: link and she can watch it.
Speaker 3: But we'll have the stand in.
Speaker 2: Actress a zoom link.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 2: And you're also welcome to watch it on the zoom
Speaker 2: link too. I can send you the link and you
Speaker 2: can be a part of it. I will have commenting
Speaker 2: turned off, just so you know, because I know how
Speaker 2: you are. You know I'm an artist. Wow, Your sister's
Speaker 2: wedding is my canvas.
Speaker 10: There is no artistry involved. There is not there is
Speaker 10: There is not going to be any sort of canvas
Speaker 10: sating on my sister's wedding.
Speaker 9: Are not invited. You're not invited.
Speaker 10: My mother and I will be there with bel Son,
Speaker 10: and there will be no one who, absolutely no one
Speaker 10: who can remove us from this very important game in
Speaker 10: our family's life. How dare you you manipulate my sister
Speaker 10: and the point of this insanity?
Speaker 2: I am going.
Speaker 10: You wait for all of the things that I am
Speaker 10: going to do to you to make sure that you
Speaker 10: never do this to another family again. You are ruining,
Speaker 10: and you are over.
Speaker 9: You are over.
Speaker 12: This is it?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm do you have any.
Speaker 10: Other words left in your vocabulary besides mm?
Speaker 2: Can you not fight that?
Speaker 10: Give me your first and last name right now so
Speaker 10: I know exactly who to tell who has done this though.
Speaker 2: Give me that name now. It's actually Jubil from the
Speaker 2: Jewbel Show. And I'm doing a phone brank on you
Speaker 2: and your sister set you up, Hi, it's a joke.
Speaker 13: Wait no, your sister says she's getting married this weekend
Speaker 13: and she's really excited about it and wanted to thank
Speaker 13: you for all the help that you've given her with
Speaker 13: a phone prank.
Speaker 2: So, oh my.
Speaker 10: God, I should have known when you mentioned a Megan Fox.
Speaker 9: I know that.
Speaker 2: Spirally wake up every morning with Jebile phone Franks.
Speaker 3: Time for Nina's was trending.
Speaker 6: Okay, I saved this story because I thought it was
Speaker 6: really important for Victoria, especially to hear. But Jubil, this
Speaker 6: is for you too. If you think about the things
Speaker 6: I'm trying to pick. All these stories be inspirational. But
Speaker 6: here's the headline. Parasiltan says, ADHD is her superpower. Oh
Speaker 6: I saw it. Yeah, and I thought that it was
Speaker 6: important to highlight because we joke about it because Victoria
Speaker 6: and Juwbill both have it. But it is something that
Speaker 6: a lot of creatives experience. And I also read somewhere
Speaker 6: that athletes have an edge up the ones that have ADHD.
Speaker 3: Also the hyper focused part.
Speaker 2: I think so, Yeah, Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 6: She says that her ADHD gives her creativity, resilience, and
Speaker 6: ability to think outside the box, qualities that she considers
Speaker 6: her greatest strengths.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Mine gives me the ability to hyper focus on
Speaker 2: anything that I'm focused on to the point where I
Speaker 2: won't do anything else than all that other stuff piles
Speaker 2: up on me. Which thing to focus on.
Speaker 6: But to that point, Jubole decided one day he was
Speaker 6: going to make music and learn how to play the
Speaker 6: piano and then came right back around in probably less
Speaker 6: time than most people and did do that.
Speaker 2: That's true. I also didn't eat a lot on that
Speaker 2: time focus on this thing right now, it was most
Speaker 2: times too. I still don't know what that's like, dude.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it is good though, the ability to be able
Speaker 2: to do that, but sometimes the add does get out
Speaker 2: of control or time management.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I think I think that's thing a lot
Speaker 6: of gals struggle with. But in the meantime, what I
Speaker 6: think it's great on your superpower.
Speaker 8: What I think is great about Paris held him this
Speaker 8: being her superpower is all of the TikTok videos.
Speaker 3: We're now going to get the super power.
Speaker 6: People who don't even have adhd well, I just started
Speaker 6: to think about what was my superpower.
Speaker 2: The fact that she even highlighted halfing one was like, yeah, girl,
Speaker 2: that right? It fun fact if everyone has a superpower,
Speaker 2: none of a matter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so not everybody can be special.
Speaker 2: Not everybody can be special read special in their own way.
Speaker 3: DJ too is Yeah.
Speaker 2: I hated on her as well when she started djaying
Speaker 2: like everybody else like whatever, but she's actually really good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's good. She's done a lot of things. She
Speaker 6: focused and made it happen. Pop Off par Costco makes
Speaker 6: it happen too. What they're selling platinum bars, and I'm
Speaker 6: not talking about chocolate, the kind of auctual plant. I'm
Speaker 6: talking about platinum. Why the current price is one million,
Speaker 6: eighty nine dollars nine dollars in nine or nine cents
Speaker 6: a platinum bar with a limit of five bars per person.
Speaker 6: It's actually higher than the current market rate of one
Speaker 6: thousand and four dollars an ounce why.
Speaker 2: But this isn't the first time they did it.
Speaker 6: They did it with gold and silver bars too, and
Speaker 6: they sell out within just a few hours.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do with it? It's gonna sit
Speaker 2: in your basement. Do you understand how this works? No?
Speaker 14: True, I don't understand the point of buying it sitting
Speaker 14: in the basement.
Speaker 2: And then it's like an investment. When the economy crashes
Speaker 2: and the apocalypse is happening, you might be the only
Speaker 2: person with a platinum bar, and then you can be
Speaker 2: queen of wherever you live Victoria just because I have
Speaker 2: a platinum bar. Or you're gonna be chased by the aliens.
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone's gonna follow me for a platinum seconds.
Speaker 8: If there are aliens, then there probably are and they're
Speaker 8: looking at this earth. Do you think that they laughed
Speaker 8: that we based an entire cony rocking.
Speaker 2: This is so weird. You see what they did there,
Speaker 2: like hardly deciding what things are valuable and non valuable,
Speaker 2: worshiping rocks for papers.
Speaker 3: That is what it works like.
Speaker 2: Twelve hours a day, zero love all the rock. It's amazing.
Speaker 2: It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 2: Ivy is on the phone today for to Catch a
Speaker 2: Cheater and she's been dating her boyfriend Travis for two
Speaker 2: years now, but she thinks something might be going on,
Speaker 2: so see if we can help her out. Ivy, I'm
Speaker 2: sorry to hear that, but what's going on? Why do
Speaker 2: you think Travis is cheating?
Speaker 9: Thank you? Yeah? So, I've just been like, so, I
Speaker 9: live with Travis and we didn't share everything, but we
Speaker 9: do share some like bills and things. And one of
Speaker 9: the things that he gave me was the pin for
Speaker 9: his credit card account for emergencies and that kind of thing.
Speaker 9: So I ordered some stuff to the house and it
Speaker 9: hadn't shun up yet, so he was like, you know,
Speaker 9: check my account to see if it's been charged. And
Speaker 9: when I did, there were like other charges that I
Speaker 9: didn't recognize or understand that we're on there. So he's
Speaker 9: got like these department stores and like stores that he
Speaker 9: and I never go to. They were like cash withdrawals
Speaker 9: and like your cash advances and just all of these
Speaker 9: different places that we never shot at and I've never
Speaker 9: seen this stuff. So he's buying all this stuff and
Speaker 9: it's not in our house. I don't know, Like I
Speaker 9: just feel like if he was moaning people money, he
Speaker 9: would say something to me about it, right.
Speaker 2: Is that what he said that he was doing when
Speaker 2: you did you ask him about this?
Speaker 9: So I haven't asked him about it, right. So I
Speaker 9: just because part of it is like I was sort
Speaker 9: of snooping in it, you know, you know, like because
Speaker 9: he just he gave me that for emergencies, and so
Speaker 9: I happened to look across it while I was checking
Speaker 9: the one purchase, and so I didn't want to like
Speaker 9: bring that off. But I kind of think that it
Speaker 9: is a cheating thing because he's also got this girl
Speaker 9: at the office that is bothering me.
Speaker 2: Oh, why is she bothering you?
Speaker 9: First of all, like any time that I go to
Speaker 9: any company function or if I stop by and seeing
Speaker 9: him at work or whatever, like she always is looking
Speaker 9: at him some kind of way, Like she's always like
Speaker 9: laughing at his jokes. She's always like, you know, just
Speaker 9: right in his presence, and I just feel like she's
Speaker 9: using an excuse she can to get around him. Again,
Speaker 9: there was a time that I went to see him
Speaker 9: at his office and his door was closed, and when
Speaker 9: I went in, it was just him and her alone
Speaker 9: in there. Oh yeah, and she just takes off and
Speaker 9: she doesn't say a word to me. She just leaves,
Speaker 9: like she said, excuse me to grow out the door,
Speaker 9: And that's it.
Speaker 3: That's shady.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, clearly she's got a thing for your man,
Speaker 6: But how does he react when she's around closed doors?
Speaker 2: We don't love that, but how does he act around her?
Speaker 9: So like he hasn't said much about it, and I
Speaker 9: haven't like done a lot in terms of accusing it,
Speaker 9: because I'm kind of just starting to suspect a number
Speaker 9: of these things. But like mostly it's the bank account, right,
Speaker 9: So like I'm worried about saying something I'm worried that
Speaker 9: this is going to turn into like, this is not
Speaker 9: the first time that I have been cheated on, and
Speaker 9: I'm just worried it's got turned into this whole other thing.
Speaker 9: Like I I was divorced before I met him, and
Speaker 9: that was from cheating.
Speaker 2: And does he know that? Yeah he does, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: And if he knows that, he should, you know, be
Speaker 2: understanding of concerns that you have and hear you out
Speaker 2: at least and not like make you feel bad for it.
Speaker 9: Yeah. Yeah, I just I guess I'm just afraid to
Speaker 9: like find out exactly what it is. And it's like
Speaker 9: I was cheated on for years before and it was
Speaker 9: like I just don't want that to go on and
Speaker 9: on and on for years again this time around. So
Speaker 9: I'm trying to like build my case to confront it early,
Speaker 9: as opposed to just mentioned a suspicion. He's like, oh no, no, no,
Speaker 9: and then I believe him for another year.
Speaker 3: Prepared to do that.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you already told us a grocery store. He's
Speaker 2: a rewards card Memberrett, So we'll play a song come back,
Speaker 2: and then call him and pretend to be from the
Speaker 2: grocery store. And say that he's this month's lucky winner
Speaker 2: of free flowers delivered from our Floord department, and we'll
Speaker 2: see if he sends those to you or somebody else. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, we'll play a song. Come back, get your
Speaker 2: to Catch a Teeter next if you're just joining us
Speaker 2: for today's to Catch a Teeter. Ivy is on the
Speaker 2: phone and she thinks that her boyfriend Travis of two
Speaker 2: years might be messing around. So we're about to call
Speaker 2: him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
Speaker 2: he's a rewards card member at and say that every
Speaker 2: single month, we choose one lucky rewards member who gets
Speaker 2: free flowers delivered from our Florida department, and will seev
Speaker 2: sends those to Ivy or to somebody else. Before we
Speaker 2: do that, Ivy, why don't you catch us up on
Speaker 2: your situation?
Speaker 9: Basically, Travis gave me the pin for his credit card account,
Speaker 9: and when I went to check with purchase, I saw
Speaker 9: that he had purchased a whole bunch of things that
Speaker 9: aren't in our house and that I've never seen in
Speaker 9: our stores. We never go to and cash advances, and
Speaker 9: just like a lot of money with coming out of discount,
Speaker 9: and I don't know where it's going or who it's
Speaker 9: going to. And I'm suspecting this girl that's at his
Speaker 9: office who is like clearly into him.
Speaker 2: What's the girl at his office's name? Okay, Hello, I
Speaker 2: hope it's not it's not shy, but let's see here.
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 15: I'm ready?
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 9: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hi, this is corrible calling for I was looking for
Speaker 2: a Rewards Card member named Travis.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, this Travis. How you doing?
Speaker 2: Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 2: I'm actually calling you with good news. Congratulations, you're this
Speaker 2: month's big winner. Thank you very much for shopping with us.
Speaker 2: We're all happy and clap before you overhear. I was
Speaker 2: informing you that you're this month's big winner of free
Speaker 2: flowers deliver from a floor apartment. Every single month we
Speaker 2: choose one lucky Rewards Card member, and it's you this month.
Speaker 2: And you've just won thirty six long stim red roses,
Speaker 2: a box of candy, your chocolates, and a card to
Speaker 2: be delivered to anybody that you want within the fifty
Speaker 2: United States of America. It's a three hundre and sixteen
Speaker 2: dollars value. Congratulations, Wow, okay, thanks well, thank you for
Speaker 2: shopping with us.
Speaker 12: I had no idea to see is the thing you
Speaker 12: guys did? But all right, awesome.
Speaker 2: So first thing I will need to be the first
Speaker 2: and last name of the person you'd like to send
Speaker 2: them to. Yeah, Jenjen, And is there anything you'd like
Speaker 2: to put on a card to?
Speaker 9: Gen? Sure?
Speaker 12: Hey, kid, really proud of you, how far you've gotten?
Speaker 16: Keep it up?
Speaker 3: And the ending on that una is that a love
Speaker 3: regards love Travis.
Speaker 2: Sure. And now I'll just let you know that this
Speaker 2: is not the grocery store. This is actually the Jewbill Show.
Speaker 2: It's a radio show. My name is Jubile. Yeah, Hi,
Speaker 2: I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. And this is a segment
Speaker 2: we do call to Catch a Cheater, where if you
Speaker 2: think your significant other might be messing around, you see
Speaker 2: who they send flowers to and your girlfriend Ivy is
Speaker 2: actually on the phone.
Speaker 9: Yeah hi, Hi, Right, So, like, what's up? What's your sister?
Speaker 9: Can you? Can you talk to me about that?
Speaker 17: Like?
Speaker 9: Why are you buying your sister flowers? Why are you
Speaker 9: not getting money flowers?
Speaker 18: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Wait? So Jenna's your sister.
Speaker 12: Yeah, Ivy, Wait a second, what's happening? Why why are
Speaker 12: you calling a radio station? And what would be wrong
Speaker 12: with me giving gen flowers?
Speaker 9: I'm calling them because I look. I looked on the
Speaker 9: bank statement and the charges on your card makes no sense.
Speaker 9: There's large, large charges on your card and there's something
Speaker 9: up and you're not telling me. And I need to
Speaker 9: know what's going on because it makes no sense where
Speaker 9: you're spending money. It makes no sense how much you're
Speaker 9: spending money, and something is up and you're not telling me.
Speaker 9: And this is how I'm finding out.
Speaker 12: I gave you that card for immersiency purchases, Ivy, like
Speaker 12: stuff for us and stuff that you might need. Why
Speaker 12: are you looking through the statements? That's not your business?
Speaker 9: Okay, you're making yourself.
Speaker 10: Look right now, I'm meeting myself what you called a
Speaker 10: radio station because you're like a cheating on you.
Speaker 9: What do you want? Are you giving me evidence to
Speaker 9: that effect? What are you like? You've not given me
Speaker 9: any evidence to the opposite.
Speaker 2: Oh my gods.
Speaker 9: Okay, he says, where why are you spending so much
Speaker 9: in like all these places last week, the week before,
Speaker 9: Like what's been going on? Wow?
Speaker 12: I didn't think I was going to get uh interrogated
Speaker 12: for things that I did with my own money, not
Speaker 12: that this is public information. But Jen's been having a
Speaker 12: hard time. She lost her job and she needed a
Speaker 12: little help, okay, and I'm a brother and I helped
Speaker 12: her out. Samantha also needed some school supplies and she's
Speaker 12: my niece.
Speaker 9: What am I going to do?
Speaker 2: Say?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 6: Okay, well you probably could have told IV that. I mean,
Speaker 6: you know her history. So you did the right thing
Speaker 6: by taking care of your family, no doubt. But your girlfriend,
Speaker 6: who you love right has a history of cheating, and
Speaker 6: that for her to feel concerned right now.
Speaker 12: So she also has a history of like looking up
Speaker 12: a credit card statement.
Speaker 2: Oh I get that.
Speaker 6: She don't love that, But that's the conversation for another day.
Speaker 2: Right now, Right now, we're just.
Speaker 6: Trying to find out if you're cheating, and it's looking
Speaker 6: like you're not.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not cheating.
Speaker 12: No. I you know, it's really messed up because you know,
Speaker 12: she didn't even come to me. My mother came to
Speaker 12: me and was like, you need to help your sister,
Speaker 12: and she I had to like beg her to take
Speaker 12: the money because she wouldn't take it.
Speaker 9: Why the hell are you even helping her though? Like,
Speaker 9: it doesn't make sense. She never shut anything, but she
Speaker 9: never knew anything for you she has. She never talks
Speaker 9: about you, she never mentions you, she's never spent time
Speaker 9: with you. You guys don't hang out. She's done nothing
Speaker 9: for you, Like, why are you helping her? It makes
Speaker 9: no sense.
Speaker 12: She's blood, we grew up together, she's my younger sister.
Speaker 12: We don't hang in the same crowds.
Speaker 9: But doesn't mean I don't love her.
Speaker 3: So are you upset that he's helping a sister?
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 9: I'm upset because he helth people who just take stuff
Speaker 9: from him and freeload off of him. And he just
Speaker 9: lets people roll over him and use his money instead
Speaker 9: of getting off their apps and getting a job. And
Speaker 9: all they do is ask him for handouts, and he's
Speaker 9: like more than happy to give away his money to
Speaker 9: those people.
Speaker 2: And should have Ivy.
Speaker 12: She had two jobs, she got fired from one of them.
Speaker 9: What am I supposed to do?
Speaker 6: Why are we supposed to just be happy that he's
Speaker 6: not cheating? Like I thought that was what we were
Speaker 6: worried about right now, not the fact that he's seeking crevous.
Speaker 12: So he's trying to manage my money, like what is this?
Speaker 2: This is my money?
Speaker 9: Like I could do with the exacting Like I'm still
Speaker 9: not sold on that. Okay, maybe he's helping his sissor,
Speaker 9: which he shouldn't, not without talking to me about Regardi
Speaker 9: Pruven that he's lying which makes no sense. So we've
Speaker 9: already got that, So what is what else is he
Speaker 9: lying about? Because I still think that Patricia's in the mix?
Speaker 15: But Rcia, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Ivy?
Speaker 9: But married, which is a two children and.
Speaker 18: I'm with her husband? What are you doing?
Speaker 9: You know you do not you have a single woman
Speaker 9: to wreck your home like you can be wrecking her
Speaker 9: home and are okay, iv you need her to.
Speaker 2: Ivy, I've realized you've got some trust issues, but you
Speaker 2: also if you're going to be in a relationship, have
Speaker 2: to be able to trust the person you're with. If nothing, like,
Speaker 2: you need to look at the situation is it is
Speaker 2: it really shady or is it you making up understandable
Speaker 2: stories about things that could be happening.
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's the one that is lying, like frinding his
Speaker 9: money and going after one was with him. Any credit
Speaker 9: you can table.
Speaker 18: Conversation about it.
Speaker 2: I think you guys, Yeah, you guys definitely need to
Speaker 2: have a much bigger conversation and Ivy and Travis. Sorry
Speaker 2: to say this, but Ivy, I honestly straight up feel
Speaker 2: like you may not be ready to be in a
Speaker 2: relationship yet.
Speaker 3: I know you've been one for two years, but no,
Speaker 3: like islands a.
Speaker 12: Fine print.
Speaker 9: No, he's the one that's trying to like things behind
Speaker 9: my back.
Speaker 6: I really hope you guys talk before you really decide
Speaker 6: on what you're gonna do.
Speaker 9: Good luck, good.
Speaker 12: Luck finding someone who takes all of.
Speaker 2: Your sh and they both hung up, So that turned
Speaker 2: into a lot more than cheating.
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe almost worse. Jebill had a really good point though,
Speaker 6: that she.
Speaker 3: Needs to be able to trust. If she's got trust issues,
Speaker 3: you gotta work through that first.
Speaker 2: And also, if you're with someone will trust issues over,
Speaker 2: communication is key. So if you didn't want that to happen,
Speaker 2: maybe just share with her the thing about the sister
Speaker 2: so that she doesn't have to find out about it
Speaker 2: after the fact, because that's always worse with someone will
Speaker 2: trust issues. Absolutely either way, well, I hope they figure
Speaker 2: out something that's better for them, and communication is everything
Speaker 2: the Jewel Shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 11: What you just said is one of the most insanely
Speaker 11: idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
Speaker 11: incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
Speaker 11: be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
Speaker 11: now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
Speaker 11: no points, and may God have mercy on yourself.
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Speaker 6: What position did the creator of game Boy have at Nintendo?
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Speaker 15: Wait, wita?
Speaker 2: What what was the bus?
Speaker 6: What position did the creator of game Boy have a Nintendo?
Speaker 2: Is it the creator position? CEO. What type of Pokemon
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Speaker 2: many chambers are there in the human heart?
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Speaker 6: She just can run up to seventy five miles per hour,
Speaker 6: I said, very fast. The position the creator of game
Speaker 6: Boy actually was a janitor at Nintendo.
Speaker 2: That's way he created it.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, so then he wasn't a janitor anymore.
Speaker 3: I'm so lost, like a hot cheeto guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I.
Speaker 6: Know, that's so interesting. Pikachu from Pokemon is electric.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. It's an electric Pokemon. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what are the other many types of Pokemon? Are they
Speaker 2: not like animals?
Speaker 14: Like I was gonna guess, I don't even know what
Speaker 14: that is, like a platypus.
Speaker 2: No, Pikachu's a Pikachu. He's so cute and that's what
Speaker 2: I got.
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Speaker 2: Jessica is on the phone today for a first date
Speaker 2: follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Chase.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna call him in a little while and
Speaker 2: see if you'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe
Speaker 2: get her another date. But first, Jessica, how long has
Speaker 2: it been since you heard from Chase? Hey?
Speaker 18: So, yeah, it's been about a week since I texted him.
Speaker 18: He responded the first time, but since his first response,
Speaker 18: I haven't heard anything back.
Speaker 6: Okay, how did you guys meet? And then what was
Speaker 6: that date like?
Speaker 18: So we actually met at a club and honestly, it
Speaker 18: was like more of a rave than a club, and
Speaker 18: I don't even go out that much, so I was
Speaker 18: just like letting loose after a long week, and I
Speaker 18: was dancing next to him and we were both just
Speaker 18: having a good time, not really talking, and then I
Speaker 18: bumped right into him, but he caught me before I
Speaker 18: fell very romantic. I looked up at him and I
Speaker 18: smiled and I was just like immediately smitten. He was
Speaker 18: so gorgeous. So we danced for a little bit and
Speaker 18: then I asked if he wants to if we wanted
Speaker 18: to go to the bar for a drink, And I
Speaker 18: know it sounds like a wrong com but it actually
Speaker 18: literally did happen that way. And then we just went
Speaker 18: to the bar and sat there getting to know each other. Well,
Speaker 18: we tried to because it was extremely loud in the club,
Speaker 18: so I think he was there like with his friends,
Speaker 18: celebrating something, but I couldn't really tell what he was
Speaker 18: saying half the time. And also we were both pretty drunk,
Speaker 18: and there were some extra party favors that we had
Speaker 18: as well, so we were definitely feeling a little handsy.
Speaker 18: And he didn't live that far from the club, so
Speaker 18: he asked if I wanted to go to his place
Speaker 18: for a little quiet time, that's what we called it,
Speaker 18: and I agreed, and so we both just walked a
Speaker 18: couple of blocks to his place. We sobered up a bit,
Speaker 18: we were still feeling kind of brisky, so we kind
Speaker 18: of like briskly walked to his place, and once we
Speaker 18: got there, I definitely made the first move and he
Speaker 18: was okay with that, so, you know, clothes were flying off.
Speaker 2: Wow, that doesn't sound like quiet time to me compared
Speaker 2: to a rave.
Speaker 18: I can't say everything that happened that night because this
Speaker 18: is the morning show. But afterwards we laid in bed
Speaker 18: and in like a backwards day kind of way, we
Speaker 18: actually got to know each other a.
Speaker 2: Lot better after all that. Like, so the next morning,
Speaker 2: you guys talked and really got to know each other.
Speaker 18: Yeah, we just kind of spent the whole night talking
Speaker 18: and we mostly talked about our shared music taste because
Speaker 18: we were both hard ravers in our younger days. We
Speaker 18: didn't really talk about work or relationships or anything boring.
Speaker 18: We just wanted to have fun with the night. And
Speaker 18: we laid there until the early hours of the morning,
Speaker 18: and I had to get up early the next day,
Speaker 18: and I just went home, playing the whole night in
Speaker 18: my head over and over again. And I texted him
Speaker 18: the next day and he told me he texted me back,
Speaker 18: and he said he'd talked to me tomorrow. But that
Speaker 18: was over a week ago, and I texted a couple
Speaker 18: more times. I tried calling, but it went straight to voicemail.
Speaker 3: What do you think could happened?
Speaker 18: Honestly, I feel like maybe I was just too enthusiastic,
Speaker 18: and I came on too strong, and I kind of
Speaker 18: and I just sort of like hooked up with him
Speaker 18: without really knowing him at all. And so I think
Speaker 18: maybe I feel guilty about the order of our gate.
Speaker 18: And I think maybe he just thought of it as
Speaker 18: like a one night stand. And I don't blame him
Speaker 18: if he thinks that, but I just feel like it
Speaker 18: would stuck to lose this opportunity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, need would be like, well, it's maybe it's not
Speaker 3: a one night stand.
Speaker 6: Then then like also a one night stand, you sit
Speaker 6: there and talk the next day, because usually it's like
Speaker 6: thank you, nice to meet you, and yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's true too.
Speaker 6: Does he have a girlfriend? That's the thing that always
Speaker 6: makes me nervous is when I got here after you
Speaker 6: have a great connection, and usually when they ghost, it's
Speaker 6: because they're hiding from somebody else.
Speaker 18: Oh god, I mean we didn't talk about past relationships
Speaker 18: or anything like that, but I didn't even consider that.
Speaker 2: Did you notice any pictures on his wall or like
Speaker 2: any anything around the house that looked like a girlfriend
Speaker 2: was there? Did he have throw pillows?
Speaker 18: It was a bit of a blur. It was a blur.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Well, yeah, we'll see if we can
Speaker 2: figure it out for you. We'll play a song come back,
Speaker 2: and then call him and see if he'll tell us
Speaker 2: why he's ghosting you and maybe get you another day. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: thanks guys, right, plus, I'll come back get your first
Speaker 2: Day follow up next. If you're just joining us for
Speaker 2: today's first Day follow up. Jessica is on the phone
Speaker 2: and she's getting ghosted by a dude and named Chase,
Speaker 2: and we're about to call him and see if we
Speaker 2: can figure out why he's ghostinger. But first, Jessica, why
Speaker 2: don't you refresh everybody's memory about your date with Chase.
Speaker 18: Yeah. So I bumped into Chase at the club. We
Speaker 18: had a very immediate romantic connection. We hung out at
Speaker 18: the bar for a little bit before going back to
Speaker 18: his place. We were both pretty drunk, and then I
Speaker 18: stayed over. We did things, and then we spent the
Speaker 18: early hours of the morning talking and then we had
Speaker 18: a great connection. I left, I texted him, and I
Speaker 18: haven't heard back from him in a week.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, we're going to call him right now and
Speaker 2: see if he'll tell us and then maybe get you
Speaker 2: another date.
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 18: I'm ready?
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: Hell, I may speak to Chase please, Yeah, Chase, how.
Speaker 3: Are you man? My name is Jewbel and this is
Speaker 3: a radio show called The Jebel Show.
Speaker 6: Hi Chase, I'm Nina, also on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 2: Hi am Victoria. How are you good?
Speaker 3: Have you heard of the show before?
Speaker 16: In passing once since someone was talking about you guys show,
Speaker 16: I'd never listened to it, but I've heard of you guys.
Speaker 2: Okay, sweet, Well, we do a segment on the show
Speaker 2: it's called the first eight follow up. What that is
Speaker 2: is if you go out on a date with somebody
Speaker 2: and then you end up ghosting them, that person can
Speaker 2: email us to get you on the phone and ask
Speaker 2: why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 16: Okay, all right, And we.
Speaker 2: Got an email about you from somebody named Jessica.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 16: Okay, yeah, I know her.
Speaker 2: Okay. And Jessica told us a little bit about your
Speaker 2: date and said that you haven't gotten back to her,
Speaker 2: and she's curious if she did something wrong or why
Speaker 2: you're a ghostinger. This is funny.
Speaker 16: Actually, I'm flattered by this entire thing. To be honest
Speaker 16: with you, I didn't think she would go to do
Speaker 16: this on the radio, but you know, here we are.
Speaker 18: So I didn't call her.
Speaker 16: Back because it just seemed like, you know, she just
Speaker 16: seemed too much of a party girl for me. I'm
Speaker 16: someone who doesn't really go out much, and when we
Speaker 16: had met, that was really the first time I've gone
Speaker 16: out and did anything in about a month or so.
Speaker 16: And look, Jessica is great, She's gorgeous. It definitely felt
Speaker 16: like I was in some sort of romantic comedy situation
Speaker 16: like a movie. She bumped into me and and like, oh,
Speaker 16: look who it is type thing and it's like like
Speaker 16: like a Matthew McConaughey movie or something.
Speaker 2: She fell and like picked her up, and then then
Speaker 2: the music stopped, and.
Speaker 16: Yeah, she fell into my arms and she was falling
Speaker 16: and I grabbed her arm. I was able to kind
Speaker 16: of catch her from in the floor. But you know,
Speaker 16: her defense, she was drunk. I think it is to
Speaker 16: say she was trash. Was was pretty fair, but she
Speaker 16: seemed like it was an everyday situation as far as that.
Speaker 9: And I'm not judging her at all.
Speaker 16: You know, we've all kind of been to these situations
Speaker 16: at clubs, and I get it.
Speaker 2: But I'm usually not that fun.
Speaker 16: I think I came off of like a super fun
Speaker 16: guy and I'm pretty boring and low key. We did
Speaker 16: go back to my place. I was kind of barely
Speaker 16: hanging on there.
Speaker 2: We had a few drinks.
Speaker 16: Obviously, She, on the other hand, incredible energy, Like wow,
Speaker 16: she was really hanging out of my arm. It's kind
Speaker 16: of being all over me, which I kind of liked. Obviously,
Speaker 16: we kind of, you know, did some things. I didn't
Speaker 16: text her back, sang it. You know, I feel bad,
Speaker 16: you know now that I'm saying it out loud to
Speaker 16: be honest with him.
Speaker 6: So you're quite literally ignoring the science from the universe
Speaker 6: to talk to Jessica who your laugh, Yeah, is what
Speaker 6: it sounds like to me, because you feel like you
Speaker 6: can't you can't keep up with her.
Speaker 16: She's got incredible energy, and I'm and I'm sort of
Speaker 16: an introvert, and I was having a few drinks that night,
Speaker 16: so you know, I was very eased and just kind
Speaker 16: of feeling myself a little bit. I'm not that guy.
Speaker 9: Kelly and I don't go out much, and.
Speaker 16: The drinks are flowing, and then she kind of comes
Speaker 16: into the world and we just had a good night
Speaker 16: that night.
Speaker 3: So that's all you know about her, right, Yeah.
Speaker 16: I did pretty much.
Speaker 2: We didn't get too deep in the conversation. In your head,
Speaker 2: you just picture someone who's just like bouncing around and
Speaker 2: always on the go and has to be out places
Speaker 2: and doesn't ever want to be home. Like what do
Speaker 2: you I don't know why you think that wouldn't work.
Speaker 16: I just think that she's someone who kind of bounces around,
Speaker 16: goes out a lot parties, probably has a high end job,
Speaker 16: you know, probably goes out four fron times a week,
Speaker 16: probably drinks a lot, which totally cool, and I understand
Speaker 16: it probably goes to a ton of concerts and raised
Speaker 16: and whatever.
Speaker 2: I'm just not that guy.
Speaker 6: Okay, all right, you're making assumptions back, you might as
Speaker 6: well ask her yourself.
Speaker 2: Good point, Chase, you can ask her yourself, because she's
Speaker 2: actually on the phone and he's been listening this whole
Speaker 2: time and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 9: Hi, would dude.
Speaker 18: I just you are not to believe this. I am
Speaker 18: literally a librarian. What I swear, I never go out.
Speaker 18: I never go out at all.
Speaker 16: No, no, I I look at I understand. Just there's
Speaker 16: no way you're a libraryan. I don't think that'll don't
Speaker 16: even exist anymore. I appreciate what you're doing, of course,
Speaker 16: but oh my god, it's just no, I'm super low key,
Speaker 16: so it's it's it's just no, I know you don't
Speaker 16: have a lie about it.
Speaker 18: What we still exist. I'm literally a librarian. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 16: Come out so you actually, I'm just gettinely curious you
Speaker 16: actually work at a library, and.
Speaker 3: Library that's what it is.
Speaker 18: Yes, I went to school for this. I am not
Speaker 18: making this up.
Speaker 6: We never met a librarian before, you guys didn't hang
Speaker 6: out a library.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean yeah, when you're in the library, but
Speaker 2: like in in like outside of their natural habitat.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's cool, Jessica.
Speaker 20: Yeah, thanks, Yes, I guess because usually librarians are boring
Speaker 20: and introverted to So what are you doing?
Speaker 16: How do we meet at a club?
Speaker 2: Like, how did that even happen?
Speaker 15: Well?
Speaker 18: I honestly never go out at all, but my friends
Speaker 18: kind of like coaxed me into it that night, and
Speaker 18: so I just decided to say I just happened to
Speaker 18: be out that night. That's like not even my lifestyle either.
Speaker 2: Oh that's why when we first talked to you, Jessica,
Speaker 2: you said that you used to go to stuff like
Speaker 2: that all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh okay, make sense in high school.
Speaker 6: So the universe quite literally had you fall into his arms.
Speaker 6: I feel like I can't let you guys walk away
Speaker 6: from this.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 18: I was just really into him, and I feel like
Speaker 18: we're both just letting go. We both happened to be here,
Speaker 18: be there that night.
Speaker 16: Honestly, I feel like I'm lowrang jet I'm I'm so sorry,
Speaker 16: I really I apologize. I feel like an idiot literally
Speaker 16: judging a book by its cover here and that sounds
Speaker 16: so stupid. Wow, I totally was jump into on and
Speaker 16: had no idea And I'm obviously frankly and mis jealous
Speaker 16: and how much energy you have you know, that night
Speaker 16: and the next morning and seemingly the tolerance of a
Speaker 16: twenty year old. So never in a million years with
Speaker 16: I think you're a librarian's to be truthful, Chase.
Speaker 3: Would you like to go out on another date with Jessica?
Speaker 3: Will pay for it?
Speaker 15: Hell?
Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, I definitely, I definitely need to make it
Speaker 16: up to her for sure, Jeff, I feel like an
Speaker 16: idiot and to take you out on.
Speaker 2: Actual Loki night.
Speaker 16: I'm done, like I'm down.
Speaker 9: I think it'd be great.
Speaker 3: From the chapter to their Wow, and yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: Judi's first day follow up.
Speaker 3: Time for new is what's trending.
Speaker 6: For the very first time, the Nintendo Tetris game has
Speaker 6: been beaten and they've reached the rebirth level, which was
Speaker 6: supposed to be an urban legend. People thought that this
Speaker 6: rebirth thing was an urban legend. Watch metak gamer language.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 12: I know.
Speaker 6: So last year there was a thirteen year old in
Speaker 6: Oklahoma who became the first person to actually beat the
Speaker 6: Tetris game, but basically it cracked after he made it
Speaker 6: past level one hundred and fifty seven, and then he
Speaker 6: was the only person that's been able to do that
Speaker 6: other than Ai. Now recently, just last weekend, a sixteen
Speaker 6: year old became the first ever to make it to rebirth.
Speaker 6: So he was playing Tutris for eighty minutes. He completed
Speaker 6: two hundred and fifty five levels, now cleared three three
Speaker 6: hundred lines, and then all of a sudden it started
Speaker 6: back over at zero because he beat the whole game
Speaker 6: and made.
Speaker 2: It to Really that's cool. It was really cool too.
Speaker 6: And if you're not familiar, Tutris is along with the
Speaker 6: shapes that fall out of the sky and you just
Speaker 6: got to make them fit.
Speaker 14: What do y'all do when you beat a game? Like,
Speaker 14: I'm not a big gamer. I used to have my
Speaker 14: brother mess with my Pony game to beat it. But like,
Speaker 14: when a guy does beat a game, what do you do?
Speaker 6: All girls also beat games that'd be the Alat game
Speaker 6: on Psychogenesis, Thank you very much, And I was so happy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you just get excited.
Speaker 2: It's kind of a come down though after because you're like, now,
Speaker 2: what you don't pay it again. Beat the game? Now
Speaker 2: what do I do? And I beat the first GTA,
Speaker 2: I was like yes, and then I would fire out
Speaker 2: up and play and I'm like, now I just drive
Speaker 2: around and do crime and stuff.
Speaker 3: But it's not the same I did all that.
Speaker 2: Missions because you move on to the next game.
Speaker 8: You know, my daughter beats something, she says, I'm going
Speaker 8: to do it again, but I'm going to beat it.
Speaker 2: Better, okay, faster. Good for her, because I don't want
Speaker 2: to do it again after its beat.
Speaker 16: I know.
Speaker 8: That's like I can't even watch a movie twice alone
Speaker 8: play a game twice.
Speaker 6: He used to be that way. Now I rewatch movies.
Speaker 6: But I feel you this is going to be repeated
Speaker 6: over and over again. We love a story that's a
Speaker 6: success story, and that is a chapel room. And I'm
Speaker 6: not talking about the success of her music and everything.
Speaker 6: But when she was on stage, she dedicated one of
Speaker 6: her songs called My Kink is Karma, to an old
Speaker 6: theater teacher.
Speaker 10: Man.
Speaker 6: Haters are gonna hate, but people will always prevail. Why
Speaker 6: I'm trying to find the right words to make this
Speaker 6: powerful and it's not working. But basically, what happened was
Speaker 6: back in the day she got kicked out of theater class.
Speaker 6: What and now she's like, look at me, now, I'm
Speaker 6: doing it because the teacher didn't think she was good enough,
Speaker 6: and she's obviously should enough.
Speaker 2: Kicked out for not being good enough. I mean, at
Speaker 2: least put her in the back, but don't kick her out.
Speaker 2: Michael Jordan got come from his high school basketball team.
Speaker 2: What is crazy because he sucked?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, can you say that more beautifully?
Speaker 6: Like I was trying to like put that in words
Speaker 6: that makes it inspirational.
Speaker 21: He threw you teacher. Yeah, that's that's a I mean,
Speaker 21: sometimes you come across a sad teacher. It doesn't like
Speaker 21: how good you are a thing, and they try to
Speaker 21: make your wife hard.
Speaker 6: Okay, but as you're listening, you know what I'm trying
Speaker 6: to say, right, So take it as all your dream.
Speaker 2: Now, don't let anybody stop you from doing that thing.
Speaker 3: Take that you take that magic carpet ride. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: then later on shove it in their face.
Speaker 2: Yeah. That is West trending doubles.
Speaker 12: Dirty little Secret.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, Hey, you ever do a little secret?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 19: So I work for a city government. I'm not gonna
Speaker 19: say which I work for their parking enforcements. Okay, anyways,
Speaker 19: the verbal abuse in the city towards us has gotten.
Speaker 2: So bad over the last year.
Speaker 3: Oh dang too, even affimating to where.
Speaker 2: I was physically assaulted last week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh well, the parking ticket is ground to the point. Yeah, geez.
Speaker 19: It has gotten to the point where I actually hate
Speaker 19: the citizens of this city.
Speaker 2: I understand why. Yeah, So, what happened to the person
Speaker 2: who saws you? Did you get arrest Did you get
Speaker 2: to taste them? No? No, no, no tasers?
Speaker 3: Dang it. He spit in my face and got in
Speaker 3: his van and drove away. Oh do you do arresting?
Speaker 3: I haven't arrested or anything.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: The police also went and arrested him. Yeah, gave it
Speaker 3: a take a car assault. Wow, got two tickets?
Speaker 2: Wow? Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 2: what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 3: Indeed I do, sweet let's hear it.
Speaker 17: So back in the day, my my boyfriend and mine
Speaker 17: now as fresh friend.
Speaker 18: Did a little massy behind my back.
Speaker 17: And how little did I know? When I was over
Speaker 17: at our house or or with her, you know, and
Speaker 17: I left the room, she would get on the phone
Speaker 17: with him and try to pursue him and whatnot. So
Speaker 17: she wound up telling me.
Speaker 15: What they did.
Speaker 17: And the next morning I got up to take my
Speaker 17: useful morning pee. I used a little funnel and put
Speaker 17: it in a super soaker, a little miniature one, and
Speaker 17: then when I saw her, I was.
Speaker 15: Just esquirted it all over her.
Speaker 3: Does she know what?
Speaker 5: B uh?
Speaker 17: No, sir, not at the time anyway, until I told.
Speaker 9: Her, Yeah, I had to get it back somehow.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I mean, that's the way to pee on somebody without
Speaker 6: having to make it look weird, you know.
Speaker 9: Exactly.
Speaker 3: Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 17: Absolutely, thanks guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah bye, what's
Speaker 4: Your dirty little secret?