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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The

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Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. Uh these are some of our favorite segments

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Speaker 1: from this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment

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Speaker 1: laugh stravaganza. Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is

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Speaker 1: the Weekly Zeitgeist. Well, we are thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: in our fourth seat by first time guest, the hilarious

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Speaker 1: Ben she Han. I am so thrilled that this started

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Speaker 1: off with Papa Rich parodies, and I can only imagine

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Speaker 1: that puddle of mud is really disappointed to have been

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Speaker 1: left out of them. They'll get there, they'll get Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that. I know you're right, We don't know, Ben,

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? We're doing okay? You know going

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Speaker 1: on week I don't know seven eight of quarantine and

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Speaker 1: uh what are we sick of everything? We're eating pretty much?

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Speaker 1: Is I think where everyone is? Yeah, I don't count.

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Speaker 1: It's probably close. Let's see one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,

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Speaker 1: yep five six. I'm going full out on this core now.

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Speaker 1: That's uh yeah, I would have had no idea. I

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Speaker 1: got I that. That's good to know, though. Are you

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Speaker 1: just eating kind of the same thing? Is that why

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Speaker 1: you're saying you're kind of getting into the like boredom

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Speaker 1: of the food. What's going on? You said that first?

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Speaker 1: I know, well, look I'm saying that, you know, I

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Speaker 1: may have a limited range of things that that I

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Speaker 1: can make, and uh, you know, you're going to the

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Speaker 1: same store over and over. You're kind of fall into

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Speaker 1: your your routine, and I think it's on me. It's

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Speaker 1: really really this is me talking to myself. It's my

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Speaker 1: responsibility to either expand the grocery stores or to expand

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Speaker 1: my slate of things to to make. What do you,

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Speaker 1: I mean, give me an idea? What's your thing? What

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Speaker 1: are you making? Over and over that? So I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: saying I'm making this, But really this my my girlfriend

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Speaker 1: is a very very skilled chef and she makes way

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Speaker 1: better food than I do. So this is this is

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Speaker 1: me talking to myself. In my shortcomings, I'm reminded of

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Speaker 1: every day. UM really big on you know, the uh,

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Speaker 1: the right mix of additions to a smoothie. You've got

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Speaker 1: your frozen fruit, but it's like adding a little bit

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Speaker 1: of ginger, adding a little bit of honey, adding a

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Speaker 1: little bit of the right powder something to kind of

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Speaker 1: spice it up a little bit. And this is like

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Speaker 1: some high level stuff. I don't even more power to

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Speaker 1: you a powder. I can't even know powder. A little Um,

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Speaker 1: there is that the green one. I don't know. People

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Speaker 1: I know who live in cane and talk about we

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Speaker 1: got some random like mushroom powder in the mail and

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Speaker 1: sort of like a regular dietary supplement powder. And I'm

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Speaker 1: not entirely sure it does anything, but you know, we're

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Speaker 1: experimenting with it where it goes, Yeah, experimenting with mushrooms.

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Speaker 1: And it's a great time to do that during And

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Speaker 1: are you publicly dating Jackie? I am publicly dating, so

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Speaker 1: we can mention that his past guests double j H

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Speaker 1: first first actually got me handwashing much better the last

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Speaker 1: time she was on the show, because I think her

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Speaker 1: myth was about hand washing about how long you have

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Speaker 1: and that was months before, so in a way, oh

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Speaker 1: her my life. I mean, maybe she started this whole

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Speaker 1: thing just so that she could be right about right

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Speaker 1: about that wouldn't put a pastor Jackie. Michelle Sophia, what

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Speaker 1: is something from your search history that's revealing about who

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Speaker 1: you are? Okay? So, um, if you at all. Follow

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Speaker 1: me on social media, you may know that I am

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Speaker 1: trying to raise an army of crows in my yard.

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Speaker 1: Um so I've been googling a lot about the crows.

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Speaker 1: All I'm murdering soccer, so I had to scream. I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying to get them on my side now, And

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Speaker 1: what are you doing? Like I'm feeding them and I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to say things that they might like to hear,

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Speaker 1: like who's a pretty bird? I don't know if they

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Speaker 1: enjoy that, but that's what I've settled into, not who's

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Speaker 1: an intelligent creature? No, because I'm like, they're so plain

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Speaker 1: they probably need to hear it. Oh wow, okay, Like,

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Speaker 1: and I'm trying to learn how to tell them apart,

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Speaker 1: year old? Now? They can? Well not clearly so unless

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Speaker 1: unless you like tranquilize them and paint one of their

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Speaker 1: toenails or something. Yeah I know, right, yeah, whatever you

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Speaker 1: crow petty. Um. Yeah, they're they're super smart and they

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Speaker 1: hold like lifelong grudges and ship. Oh yeah, that's why

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Speaker 1: I'd like for them to become my army now before

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Speaker 1: it is too late. What's your long term goal? What

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Speaker 1: do you see yourself doing in your dreams? You wield this,

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Speaker 1: neighborhood with my murder. And are they flying behind you

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Speaker 1: like Calisi? Do you do? They hop along next to

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Speaker 1: you on the ground. Picture some of them on my

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Speaker 1: shoulders and then the others like hop from tree to

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Speaker 1: tree as I walk. That's the days. Is there one

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Speaker 1: like and then you have one who's like the scout

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Speaker 1: You're making sure everything's good in case you Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you gotta have scouts. Obviously, everyone has to have an

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Speaker 1: important job. You know. I want my crows to feel

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Speaker 1: like they're all doing something because I am fully insane. Yeah. Um, anyway,

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Speaker 1: someone told me that they like and if you leave

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Speaker 1: them shiny things, which I already knew that they stole

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Speaker 1: shiny things, but I didn't know if like they would

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Speaker 1: take them if you just left them. So then I

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Speaker 1: took some tinsel and I made hearts out of it

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Speaker 1: because I'm again very lonely, and oh my god, they

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Speaker 1: did not take them, so obviously that makes me love

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Speaker 1: them more. So they're just playing hard to get That

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Speaker 1: sounds like a crow. Yeah, classic crow. I've had a

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Speaker 1: larger crow presence in my backyard, which is leading me

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Speaker 1: to the question, our crows taking over like our our yards?

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Speaker 1: Or are are these advanced scouts from your crow army

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Speaker 1: and you're going to invade my backyard? Obviously, we are

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Speaker 1: scouting everybody's yards, but it's just for your own protection.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying we're going to invade you.

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Speaker 1: You're not jumping to conclusion your neighborhood watch situation. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they've just shown up to protect your oil reserves. Yeah whatever,

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Speaker 1: wherever they may be your yard or anybody else's. What

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Speaker 1: is something you think is underrated? Uh? Yeah, okay, so

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Speaker 1: cutting your own bangs is underrated because I did a

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Speaker 1: great job and has there been a lot of trial

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Speaker 1: and error though? No, No, you make the one mistake

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Speaker 1: one time where you do this instead of cutting vertically,

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Speaker 1: you cut horizontally one time and you look horrible, and

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Speaker 1: then you never do it again, and then you just

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Speaker 1: I didn't realize this vertical cut. Keep the scissors straight

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Speaker 1: be Ah, it's gonna be jack. Hold on, Jack will

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Speaker 1: pull your bangs down a little. Yeah, let us he

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Speaker 1: hit him. He hit him horizontally out here looking like

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Speaker 1: he's married to a property brother? God damn wait is

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Speaker 1: she married to a property brother? Are there like hating? Fully? Right? There?

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Speaker 1: Really one of those facts that I learned. I've learned

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Speaker 1: just it refuses, I know what I mean, something so

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Speaker 1: I lied there. I don't know whether or not to

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Speaker 1: I don't think they're married. I don't think it's like

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Speaker 1: that partnered. It deserves to be fair, though, Jamie. You've

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Speaker 1: been shipping them since the early tens. You've been shipping

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Speaker 1: Jachanel The logical conclusion of Zoey Dejanelle is for her

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Speaker 1: to do the lamest thing with her life that she

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Speaker 1: could do, which is Mary a property brother It makes

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Speaker 1: so much sense. But which one are the one or

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Speaker 1: the left? She's dating the weird looking Yeah, I figured

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Speaker 1: the one is not? Yeah what they look like? And

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Speaker 1: I almost left? Or right? Bro? Whoa fact? Both of

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Speaker 1: their shows entered the collective consciousness in the Year of

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Speaker 1: Our Lord. The New Girls and Property Brothers they possible

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Speaker 1: there In America's Psyche, I watched there's like a new

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Speaker 1: Property Brothers show that my aunt recommended to me that

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Speaker 1: was called like, it's like the premises that celebrities choose

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Speaker 1: their friends who are not as rich as them, and

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Speaker 1: the Property Brothers show up and renovate a celebt Bretty's

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Speaker 1: friend's house. It's a very it's so tenuous. But I

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Speaker 1: watched an episode where it's Viola Davis. Is it something

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Speaker 1: like repaying the kindness of the people from their past

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Speaker 1: or something? Is is that that? Yeah? But it's like

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Speaker 1: their celebrities their friends are mostly fine, like they don't

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Speaker 1: but but so they go to Viola Davis's friend like

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Speaker 1: personality and then it's a blindingly white like hell escape

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Speaker 1: and Viola Davis is like, thank you, you're like and

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Speaker 1: favor repaid. Yeah, she ruined her college roommates house. You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: I would love yeah, I would love. Like the interest segments,

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Speaker 1: it's clear the celebrity friend has no interest in helping

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Speaker 1: them at all. It's a very simple way they crossing

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Speaker 1: it off a list. This episode was really dark because

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Speaker 1: it was like, I guess that her friend's husband had

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Speaker 1: I love making that decision for someone that they want

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Speaker 1: rest of their life. It's like, no, you don't get

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Speaker 1: to move on. I've decided that for you. Built into

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Speaker 1: the fucking foundation of this house. This record players now

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Speaker 1: built on sadness. I don't worry. We took care of

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Speaker 1: that creepy jar for you that was in the way

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Speaker 1: his remains. Well, anyways, I would recommend with well we

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Speaker 1: replaced them with a cookie jar. That's just young. It

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Speaker 1: open it look so why does it play that song?

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Speaker 1: When I opened it, we heard that was your favorite

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Speaker 1: song with your dead husband turned it like it's so

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Speaker 1: every property house Brothers is the same blindingly like white

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Speaker 1: crypt It's horror, dude, that's literally my overrated you guys,

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Speaker 1: that's my oat. They're stealing it. It's boring celebrity houses

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Speaker 1: like Kylie, Kanye, etcetera. Hell yeah, hell yeah, true, it's

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Speaker 1: they their houses suck and we're seeing so much more

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Speaker 1: of them now because of the quarantine. But yeah, they're

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Speaker 1: just all they all look like they could be the

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Speaker 1: what I mean. It's like it's like those people that

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Speaker 1: But like it's not as smart designed home crashes for

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Speaker 1: upper middle class white people to be like feel feel

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Speaker 1: I mean so Sandra Bullock and her housekeeper is her

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Speaker 1: best friend? How much did you die during that segment?

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Speaker 1: I put the film out of my mind. I bravely

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. The whole thing about oh it is

422
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,159
Speaker 1: should we talk about that? There? We talked about it

423
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 1: a little bit the other day. I don't think that

424
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: there's any updates other than they're still messy as fuck

425
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: and it's kind of funny. I just like for ukulele

426
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: goths is my favorite term. Kill. Yeah, I think I

427
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 1: gotta get into that whole aesthetic now. Yeah, my makeup

428
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: circus vaguely circusy stuff, you know, maybe a steam culture

429
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:21,679
Speaker 1: gone awry. Yeah, yeah, black two twos and like striped tights,

430
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: something about your heart being ripped out of your body

431
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 1: by by your maryon Nette some hort. There's just going

432
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 1: to be some relation with puppet metaphors. O. God, Yeah,

433
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 1: they're dolls, you know, they're just do are dolls? We

434
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 1: are old dolls are actually we're all dolls, and our

435
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 1: hearts are pretty What is a myth? What's something people

436
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 1: think is true you know to be false. Um, I'm

437
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: gonna take it back to what I just said about

438
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 1: like what audiences want. Right, there's this conventional wisdom in

439
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: Hollywood about a lot of things that is just it's

440
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,440
Speaker 1: all convention and no wisdom. So a few examples, like

441
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: when I was coming up in the film industry, you'd

442
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: be told like, female driven action movies don't work. To

443
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,000
Speaker 1: make a successful female driven action movie, and like I

444
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 1: remember thinking, like it doesn't really make any sense to me.

445
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't they, And you'd be told something like, well,

446
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: men won't go see women driven action movies, but like

447
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 1: women will go see male driven action movies, so you

448
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: should never make a male driven, female driven action movie.

449
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: And it's like, I don't know. Titanic was kind of

450
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 1: a female driven action movie that did pretty well, like

451
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 1: all really all of James all of James Cameron's movies

452
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: are sort of fundamentally female driven action movies and he

453
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 1: has made most of the so so like, that's a

454
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 1: big one. The other big one that that frustrates me

455
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: personally as a black person is uh, oh, well, you

456
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: can't sell black movies abroad, Like there's an audience in

457
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:56,640
Speaker 1: the US, but like, you know, people outside of the

458
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,240
Speaker 1: US don't want to see black people on screen. And

459
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 1: I'm just kinda like only emails. We're shocking the thing

460
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 1: about the equal as er and equal as er two,

461
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: like black doesn't travel, guys. I I don't want to

462
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: be the one to say it, because Denzel is my

463
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,000
Speaker 1: favorite actor of all time. I was just like, shut

464
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: the fuck up, right, But but the wild part about

465
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: it is when you really think about it, right, Like, Okay,

466
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: let's just say that people believe that for whatever reason, right,

467
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 1: But then you step back and you're like, okay, so

468
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: wait a minute, you want me to believe that hip

469
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: hop is the most important cultural force worldwide over the

470
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 1: last forty years. Anywhere you go, you can hear hipop

471
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: literally anywhere. Uh, people root for black athletes on their

472
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 1: local teams no matter where they are in the world,

473
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: but somehow when it comes to movies, they're not interested.

474
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: But when also Denzel will Smith, all these guys have

475
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: been like crushing it internationally for years, and like even

476
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 1: coming to America did like three dred million dollars four

477
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: in so like there's this weird sort of racism. And

478
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 1: then the wildest part about it was so the most

479
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: recent excuse people uses like look, yeah, things are getting

480
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 1: better like in Europe and elsewhere, but like China is

481
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: a real problem, Like China super racist. Chinese people don't

482
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 1: want to see black people. And I was in Shanghai

483
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: two years ago and I was walking back to my

484
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: hotel late at night, and right about the hotel there's

485
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: an ad for the new iPhone and it features a

486
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 1: black model, Like the photo is a black woman. I

487
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: just remember thinking, like, oh, so Apple thinks they can

488
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: sell their products with black faces, but somehow movie people

489
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: don't think they can sell their products with black faces.

490
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 1: And I realized that it was like this weird double racism.

491
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: It's like it's it's folks in the business who are

492
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: neither black nor Asian saying it's not us that's racist,

493
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: it's them that's racist. And it's like, yes, there's anti

494
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: blackness everywhere, like let's be clear, and it comes from

495
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 1: at its root white supremacy, but like they're getting that

496
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: from the culture that we export, right, Like there's this

497
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 1: amazing video of like Man on the Street interviews in

498
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 1: Korea after Black Panther came out, and that one of

499
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,560
Speaker 1: the interview we uses like, yeah, I mean it was amazing,

500
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: Like we've never seen black people on screen this way.

501
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,480
Speaker 1: They're usually like you know, hip hop stars or criminals,

502
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: and I'm like, they're not seeing that on Korean television

503
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: or like the local news. They're seeing it from other

504
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: Hollywood movies, and that's the assumption that they make about

505
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: about sort of what black people are and sort of

506
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 1: are limited by. So it's just h yeah, it's again

507
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: it's a frustration. There's like a moral and ethical issue there,

508
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: but I'm also just kind of like I'm trying to

509
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 1: get this money by making movies, and there's money to

510
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: be had on these movies because people want to see them.

511
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 1: Like Black Panther didn't make a billion dollars because no

512
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: one wants to see black people in movies, so like

513
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: maybe be less racist and sexist and we can all

514
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: make more money. It seems like a good plan. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

515
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: those like conversations never take into account either like what

516
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: you were just saying of, like how like when you

517
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: do see black characters, or you see women, or you

518
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: see like really anyone on screen poorly and written to

519
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: stereotypes like that is a turn off for a lot

520
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: of viewers. Or they're like, oh, you know, like but

521
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: then when you actually write a character or give a

522
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: writer with some lived experience and not just uh, someone

523
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: that is like whatever, like a white guy who's been

524
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: working in Hollywood for five years, usually it works. And

525
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: if there's like the marketing money put behind it too,

526
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: which is like another thing that just doesn't isn't doesn't

527
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: even come up in those conversations of like well are

528
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: you investing in this movie at all? Or you just

529
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 1: like dooming it to fail by assuming it couldn't possibly succeed. Yeah, yeah,

530
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: it's wild. I mean the on that question. I've asked

531
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 1: that question a bunch, like so how much marketing money

532
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: did you up behind it? And they're like, well, we

533
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 1: didn't because it's not possible to succeed. I'm like, you

534
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: don't you don't see the circuit world logic here, Like,

535
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: I'm not the smartest person in the world, but I'm

536
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: pretty sure that's flawed logic. Yeah, guys, real quick, should

537
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: we talk about the Florida guy who got busted camping

538
00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 1: on It's just in it it really, it's just a

539
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: fun story because this forty a forty two year old man,

540
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: Okay Richard Maguire, he was arrested last week because they

541
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: caught him basically camping on this old disney World island,

542
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: like in the on the property of disney World Discovery

543
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 1: Island that used to be like a wild animal attraction

544
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: and all this other stuff and people basically there were

545
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: allegations of animal abuse and things like that in the

546
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: park had other developments like Animal Kingdom. They're like, all right,

547
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: we can just shutter this whole eleven acre island. So

548
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 1: this guy apparently just got like the great idea when

549
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: they found him, he said when he was arrested, he

550
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: told the deputies. He said he had entered the island

551
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 1: go camping on Monday or Tuesday and planned on staying

552
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: there for about a week, and he was just like

553
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: just said I didn't. I didn't know that, like you

554
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: know what the deal was just looks like a tropical

555
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: paradise because it was like, you know, they put all

556
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: this like flora and fauna there to make it look

557
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: like as tropical as possible because it wasn't attraction now,

558
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 1: just completely overgrown. And it wasn't until like a couple

559
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: of Disney and plays like spotted him like qualking around

560
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,920
Speaker 1: on the island from like a boat or something. They're like, wait,

561
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: what the funk? I think some guy is camping on

562
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 1: the property. So they had to use boats fucking uh

563
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: like on foot I think a fucking helicopter at one point,

564
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 1: and they were like blaring over p a systems like yo,

565
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: come out, like your trespassing, and the guy just came

566
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 1: out and apparently said sorry, dude, I didn't. He claims

567
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: did not see or hear them due to being asleep

568
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 1: in one of the buildings on the island. Okay, this

569
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: is great. This is like eminem style lose yourself, one live,

570
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: one opportunity. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime. Okay,

571
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 1: do you know what's a chance to blow? Right? Probably

572
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: had some moms spaghetti on a shirt. You also say

573
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: the forty two, like that's shocking. But have you seen

574
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 1: the people who are two into Disney? They're all forty two.

575
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:56,760
Speaker 1: They're all like the whole Disney YouTube community is forty two.

576
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: That's the thing that happens to wits at the age

577
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 1: or forty two. We go on a Mormon like journey

578
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 1: where we must just take a year off to be

579
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:09,720
Speaker 1: obsessed with Disney. Did you ever go to Discovery Island?

580
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: I've I've never been to a world, so I'm completely

581
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 1: ignorant of, you know, all of the fantastic things that live.

582
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 1: I was not aware that exists. I didn't know that

583
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: that was the thing. And I watched those roller coaster

584
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 1: YouTube channels I saw with your new form of edging. Um.

585
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,919
Speaker 1: Discovery Island was once called Treasure Island. It was open

586
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: in nineteen seventy nine, been closed since ninety nine, and

587
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 1: like there's a there's been keeping it up enough for

588
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: somebody to camp there. You know, there's a YouTube video

589
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 1: of a dude who went there recently, like clearly just trespassed,

590
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: like one of those like Urban Explorer type YouTube channels,

591
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 1: and it full on looks like a place that has

592
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:53,439
Speaker 1: not been like operating for you know, twenty years. Yeah. Yeah,

593
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 1: I mean like some of the fixtures are not fully rotten,

594
00:35:56,880 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 1: but it's completely like overgrown. Yeah, love it? Good for

595
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 1: him something to aspire to gang fun. Yeah, looks like

596
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: fun and hopefully you don't get shot while doing it. Sorry, June.

597
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: What is a myth? What's something you know to be

598
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 1: false that people think is true or vice versa. I know,

599
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 1: and I have known for some time that UM open

600
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: plan offices are actually really bad. Maybe rocking the boat

601
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: a little bit here with my hot take, but open

602
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: plan offices are the worst fucking thing to happen to

603
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:40,920
Speaker 1: offices since offices were invented. UM. Open plan offices are

604
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: distracting for everybody. They do not enhance creativity. All they

605
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,919
Speaker 1: do is make it so you're you have to yell

606
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: all the time because everybody is talking and you have

607
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 1: to yell over them. And now I have been proven

608
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: right by the coronavirus because it turns out that UM

609
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 1: a lot of companies are trying to redesign their open

610
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:05,760
Speaker 1: plan offices because plant office is extremely conducive to spreading diseases. Yeah,

611
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: so now places are trying to get like flexible basically

612
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 1: sneeze guards around every cubicle, you know, raising a half

613
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:18,720
Speaker 1: wall to a higher wall transparently almost like a room

614
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: but not quite. Here's I like, I don't want to

615
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: like yeah, it's like I don't want to like trigger

616
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: gen X. I know that gen X put a lot

617
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: of effort into hating cubicles, but like I funk with cubicles.

618
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 1: I've never had a problem with them. I like having

619
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: my own little space and like it's called soundproofing. Also,

620
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 1: like the point of the cubicle is like you can't

621
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: really hear people that well, right, Like it's because there's

622
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: like natural baffling in the panels of your cubicle. And

623
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: and I mean this is maybe a more but like

624
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: you don't I don't like having a coworker having such

625
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 1: I don't like knowing what's going on in the tabs

626
00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: near me because I'm always gonna look at and then

627
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 1: they're always looking at you, and then they're always looking

628
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 1: at your tabs, and no one wants to know what.

629
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: I just want to look at ear rings that I'm

630
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 1: not going to buy, right, That's the fun thing about

631
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: is like rush me, okay, oh yeah, well, I think

632
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:19,720
Speaker 1: that's those are all the you know, the the office.

633
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Speaker 1: It was funny because the office used to be like

634
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: the pinnacle of like doing it. You're like, I got

635
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 1: an office, you know what I mean, Like I have

636
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 1: my my own door and ship. And then there was

637
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 1: this like swing where it's like you know, that's like

638
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: for that's like for Grandpa. Like you know, like let's

639
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: just kind of let's make it like kindergarten, but with

640
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 1: desks and way more stress. What if the kids went

641
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: in the cubbies so if they want just like clear

642
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: sneeze guards so that you're like in a little to

643
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: be able to see each other Jamie screen. See, it

644
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,760
Speaker 1: doesn't solve the tab issues. See, we need o pad guard.

645
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not advocating for trans parent tabs. Through

646
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:05,760
Speaker 1: a sneezeguard is a nightmare that would make you feel

647
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 1: I think even more of like a prisoner that you

648
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 1: already dealing with the tab thing and people can see

649
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 1: into your tab. Now you're in this like plexiglass menagerie.

650
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: Seeing the tabs makes me brings out an ugly side

651
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 1: of me because then I just like i'd like I

652
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 1: started texting my friend being like this fucking they're Oh,

653
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,839
Speaker 1: they're just on eBay dot com. And then like, I'm

654
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 1: also on eBay dot com. But I'm just like, fucking

655
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: this m is checking Twitter, they're looking they're looking for

656
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: Drusilla from Buffy Merch, Like, what the fuck? Why Drusilla?

657
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 1: I don't want anyone to know what's going on in

658
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:50,799
Speaker 1: my eBay. Yeah. I think I think your desktop should

659
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:54,319
Speaker 1: be private. I think it's a man's right to have

660
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: nobody looking at his desktop. That's the Zoom anxiety too,

661
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: of like people are shared in their desktops on Zoom,

662
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 1: and I like every time, I would never, I would never.

663
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: You're just like every time I get in this situation

664
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: where somebody has to share screens with me, I put

665
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 1: all of my ship that's on my desktop into a

666
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: new folder and I titled Epstein Theories. So it just

667
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: looks like there's nothing on my desktop. It's totally clean

668
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: except for this one little folder. Make multiple Epstein theory

669
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: V one, Epstein theory v two, Epstein Theories v three,

670
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: v four. In general, in a general sense, people who

671
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,240
Speaker 1: share their screen with you on Zoom have no inner

672
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 1: life and nothing to fear or a work computer that's

673
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: separate from right. Yeah, the only time I've done a

674
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: screen share is for work. Other times I think, like Zoom,

675
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: it's weird. I don't like to use Zoom all the

676
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 1: time to like interact. Sometimes I use Google hangouts, like

677
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 1: with certain friend groups just to feel like it's like

678
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 1: Zoom has become my home to or it's like, oh

679
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: I can't have my work and my pleasure blur into

680
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 1: one app. Now, Yeah, you have to delineate somehow between

681
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,359
Speaker 1: things that are the same. Yeah, all right, let's take

682
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll come back and talk about

683
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: some bullshit and we're back, guys, Let's talk about Dr

684
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: Fauci real quick. Uh fine, I wanna. I want to

685
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:34,320
Speaker 1: get everybody's read. So are you asking me if I

686
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: would fun Dr Fauci? Is he I don't think he's hot.

687
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,359
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody really thinks he's hot. I think

688
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: everybody because everyone you know really projecting onto Dr Fauci.

689
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: Just because somebody is saving your life doesn't mean that

690
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: you need to want to funk them. Well for yourself,

691
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 1: speak for yourself. Yeah. So, there are three Maryland based

692
00:41:56,160 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 1: microbiologists who created a group chat to uh and this

693
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 1: is a quote gush over Faulci in private, and then

694
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:12,399
Speaker 1: they created like a twitter. Um. And first of all,

695
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: is the phrase gush over? Is that like I've used

696
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,439
Speaker 1: that phrase since I was a kid to be like, oh,

697
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: they're really gushing over that thing. Does that just mean

698
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 1: does that come from the idea that people are like

699
00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 1: coming about a thing? No, No, that would be horrible. However,

700
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 1: I will say I think of yeah, like gush over

701
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: is like when you talk about someone a lot um

702
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: but and yeah and old but an old fashioned thing

703
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: to do is when somebody um kind of like exclaims

704
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: to call it ejaculating um. And I used to like

705
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: as a kid, I would read a lot of like

706
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 1: kind of like turn of the century like kids books,

707
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: and and when somebody like exclaimed something, they would say like, wow,

708
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: he ejaculated um is And I never thought. I didn't

709
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: know that it meant anything else. And my mom, at

710
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: one point, I think, saw it in one of my

711
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: books and she was like Sneakley was like, sorry, what

712
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,399
Speaker 1: does ejaculating mean? And I was like, it means when

713
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 1: somebody's like talking loud, and she was like, okay, us,

714
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 1: whoa what are those fucking box car, children getting up

715
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 1: to there were there like words when you were a

716
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: kid that you just like straight up you just for

717
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 1: a very long time. Just we're using it totally wrong.

718
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 1: There is I didn't know what I thought pedophile meant

719
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 1: bad teacher because of an episode, because of an episode

720
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 1: of Degrassi that I saw. Wait, one episode of Degrassi,

721
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 1: there was a teacher. There was some episode where Emma

722
00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: on Degrassi goes like more like Mr Pedophile, and me

723
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 1: and my cousin called another teacher Mr pedophile because we

724
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 1: thought that that meant like he's just a shitty teacher,

725
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 1: and we got in trouble at camp. Uh. Mr Flanagan

726
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,720
Speaker 1: was not a pedophile. He was simply a bad teacher.

727
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: I remember reading on the internet as a child that

728
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,439
Speaker 1: a pig's orgasm lasts for thirty minutes. And I didn't

729
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: know what orgasm was, but I kind of vaguely knew

730
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: that it was bad, and so I asked my mom

731
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: what it meant, and she wouldn't tell me. Whoa that is?

732
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: Like you're super going to find out and get bad info.

733
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 1: But that's the weird thing, is like I don't I

734
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 1: don't know if I did, I could have just googled

735
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: what is an orgasm? But I didn't. I guess I

736
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: didn't really think of the it was. It was at

737
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: a time where I thought of the Internet as a

738
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: very different place, not just a place where you could

739
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: type in a question and get an answer, but one

740
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: where you had to go to like a Yahoo Music

741
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,480
Speaker 1: page in order to watch your favorite music videos on

742
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: their weird flashes simpler time. Yeah, well, guys, Dr Fauci

743
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 1: has been giving people thirty minute long pig orgasms for

744
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 1: for a long time, uh since a There was a

745
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 1: romance novel by a writer named Sally Quinn, and according

746
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: to Quinn, she was seated next to Fauci at a

747
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 1: d C dinner event and like fell in love with him.

748
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:27,720
Speaker 1: He was like so charming and she saw what these

749
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: three microbiologists who created the Fauci fan club I saw

750
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: because she then made him the hero of her novel,

751
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: which was I think a big success. It was called

752
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:49,280
Speaker 1: Happy Endings, And yeah, she was like a subject matters weird, Yeah,

753
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: so the subject matter. So he before he was our

754
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 1: guy who was just you know, having to endure the

755
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: bullshit of the Trump administration during this pandemic. He was

756
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 1: the guy who was having to endure the bullshit of

757
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 1: the Reagan administration during the AIDS crisis. Um. He like

758
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 1: abandoned his career to study HIV AIDS in one because

759
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: he just like had an intuition that this was going

760
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:22,359
Speaker 1: to get out of control. Um. And he was like

761
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 1: the main kind of person for HIV AIDS in the

762
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:31,399
Speaker 1: Reagan administration. But because the Reagan administration was so backwards

763
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: and conservative and homophobic, they like he became kind of

764
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 1: associated with a really like shitty HIV uh policy and

765
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 1: became there were like chants outside of the White House

766
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: of fuck you fauci um. But then he like won

767
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: the protesters over by just being who he is, like

768
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:59,800
Speaker 1: a kind of listening to them and caring about human life. Yeah,

769
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 1: that's wild searing about him. But the story of the

770
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: of the novel is that he is like the czar

771
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 1: of HIV AIDS and is treating the President who secretly

772
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 1: has AIDS while having an affair with the former first Lady,

773
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 1: and the scientist is having an affair with the president. Gotcha, Yeah, Um,

774
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's it's pretty uh pretty steamy stuff.

775
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: It's so funny. How like in the thing. It was

776
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 1: like there there were some pretty interesting like j M

777
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,800
Speaker 1: who wrote The Feast, like had some excerpts with some

778
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 1: of the reviews that we're pretty seemed pretty scathing, but

779
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 1: also like the hearing about just the dynamic of the doctor.

780
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 1: It's like he resisted because he was married and Jewish

781
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 1: and she is neither what okay? And then the character

782
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 1: would say lines like you are like a tumor in

783
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,600
Speaker 1: my brain which is getting larger and larger each day.

784
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: See why he was seen as irresistible. I want to

785
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 1: know why is the New York Times reviewing this romance novel?

786
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: I think because the woman because she used to right

787
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: for the Washington Post. Author Sally Quinn was like a

788
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 1: respected Washington Post journalist. That's funny. And then she wrote,

789
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,280
Speaker 1: you know, I'm like, I'm I'm not you know, people

790
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: are writing fan fic in in Quarantine. I mean, who

791
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: who are we? Right? For a long time, it's very

792
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: funny to me that, um that the New York Times

793
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 1: has this like like this is from the New York

794
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 1: Times review of the book when it came out. Um,

795
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:00,440
Speaker 1: you know, um, all the characters are made from the

796
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 1: stuff of yesterday's Hollywood. Allison and Sadie are so interchangeably

797
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,240
Speaker 1: gorgeous and accomplished, and their men, Des and Michael Lanzer

798
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,800
Speaker 1: are so charismatic and macho that they seemed to speak

799
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: with a single voice. I'm like, yeah, have you never

800
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 1: read a fucking romance novel? They're all the same, Like,

801
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: why are you complaining? Oh? I mean that way to

802
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 1: legitimize this? Uh this art? Yeah, there was as it's

803
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 1: great art. There was the thing, what is there's a

804
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 1: line about like one of the reviewers was pointing to

805
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 1: an interview she gave in the seventies. Uh, it says,

806
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: by reputation, did you read that part? Not about how

807
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:39,839
Speaker 1: Quinn is quinn is flippancy incarnate on paper? Such rep

808
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 1: partake and look art can look arch and contrived with wit,

809
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 1: as with charm, you usually had to be there. And

810
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 1: then they go on about some of these uh like

811
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 1: sex scenes and and then they say this from someone

812
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: who once answered the handwringing of other women journalists with

813
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,800
Speaker 1: being blonde doesn't hurt. And that was something that apparently

814
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:59,839
Speaker 1: I was like looking into that. In the seventies people

815
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,360
Speaker 1: were asking, like, you know, about being a journalist, and

816
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: she was like you know, you can take advantage of

817
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: like a situation. Maybe they're more comfortable with you, maybe

818
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: there's flirtation, insinuation. And then like said, and also being

819
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 1: blond doesn't hurt. And apparently a lot of the women

820
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: were like there at this talk, We're like that's like

821
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: the most backwards thing, like we're all here trying to

822
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: learn some ship and that was the answer you gave.

823
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 1: So it's interesting to see that, Like that quote I

824
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: guess must have been infamous because that was eighteen years

825
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 1: before the book came out. Yeah, I think this is

826
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 1: a big deal. This book was a big deal at

827
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 1: the time. M I see, that makes sense, and it's

828
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: also makes it so much funnier that it was so

829
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: viciously panned. Is this is something really hot? Tea right now?

830
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 1: This is But here's the thing, Like, clearly Fauci's got

831
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:51,760
Speaker 1: the cavorca for a certain type of personnelity, Like there's

832
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 1: I mean there, I don't know what That's what I'm

833
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 1: trying to figure out. What is it? Purely? Is it

834
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,800
Speaker 1: the hope that he offers, And that's what it is.

835
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 1: The juxtaposition of this absolute ignoramus in chief and then

836
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 1: like someone a learned person just next to it, and

837
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 1: it's like, that's so fucking hot right now. Yeah, I

838
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 1: think so, especially because like it's the same thing that's

839
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 1: happening with Cuomo is people are like, Wow, I love Cuomo.

840
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:16,800
Speaker 1: He's so amazing, and it's like he's actually doing a

841
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,400
Speaker 1: really bad job, but he's still doing way better than Trump,

842
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: So you know, people people think he's it's like, wow,

843
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,520
Speaker 1: he's so reassuring right now. It's like, yeah, compared to Trump,

844
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: the like man with dementia who doesn't give a funk

845
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: about anyone else or like can't conceptualize who he is

846
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 1: or what he's doing, Like, yeah, anybody looks hot next

847
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,799
Speaker 1: to him. It's like, you know, you bring you bring

848
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: someone who looks worse than you to the bar to

849
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:45,800
Speaker 1: make you look good. That's basic science, guys. So Fauci

850
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: on Tinder, it's him and Trump in his profile. Yeah,

851
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 1: it's him next to Trump, and he's he's he's pointing

852
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 1: at Trump, like can you fucking believe this guy? And

853
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, Like the photo is of me,

854
00:51:56,520 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 1: you are looking for me, swiping for me. There's also

855
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,800
Speaker 1: the thing of like on paper, he is really like

856
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: the perfect romance novel lead. He's a doctor. Um, he

857
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 1: seems to like give a shit about people. You know,

858
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:12,919
Speaker 1: he's very smart and you know by by Quinn's uh yeah,

859
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 1: he's athletic. He's like, um, the guy who's the star

860
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: of the Doctor Robert Langdon, the star of the fucking

861
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 1: Da Vinci Code, and and you know Dan Brown books, Yeah,

862
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:29,880
Speaker 1: expert that guy. Yeah, he's like a puzzle expert. But

863
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: he's also like a swimmer and um, actually his students

864
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 1: call him the dolphin because he's always swimming. Laughs. This

865
00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: is Cannon, This is the Origins book is really good, Yeah,

866
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:48,160
Speaker 1: because they really go into like, wow, he's like all

867
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 1: his girls students have crushes on him. And I'm like okay, yeah,

868
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 1: it's like you could cast Fauci as this right. Yeah.

869
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,840
Speaker 1: They're like his core. The shape of his core reminded

870
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: us of a Roman statue. It's like, yeah, Jamie, what, Jamie?

871
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 1: What is a myth? Let's something people think it is true,

872
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 1: you know to be false. Okay, So this is also

873
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 1: a food related thing. A myth is that if you

874
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 1: make the food smaller on purpose, you'll eat less of

875
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:20,839
Speaker 1: the food. I've been experimenting with this. We've we've been

876
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 1: experimenting with this in the home where so my boyfriend

877
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:29,800
Speaker 1: has been making cookies like like basic, you know, nothing wild,

878
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 1: but just cookies. And then we had a brilliant idea

879
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 1: while we were trying to stop our animals from shipping

880
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 1: on our stuff. We're like, what, maybe we'd eat less

881
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 1: cookies if we made the cookies really small. And then

882
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: it turns out you just eat the same amount of

883
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: cookies and you feel worse because you feel like you

884
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: ate twelve. Yeah, turns out our stomachs just don't resolve

885
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: to numerical values. Had three teeny ones stomach hello, feel

886
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 1: like it's six. I really, I really went into it

887
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 1: with some polypocket logic of like this is just as

888
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,440
Speaker 1: good as a regular doll, but it's very small, but

889
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 1: you get the same amount of joy from it. I

890
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: tried to apply that logic to cookies and it didn't work.

891
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 1: Have you tried anything else or cookies? You're one and done?

892
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 1: You're like, all, I tried it, don't eat We're done there. Well,

893
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 1: the well, the nice thing about the cookie, the small

894
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 1: cookies is that that they're fun and I like them.

895
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,839
Speaker 1: So we're gonna keep them small. But we're not going

896
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: to try to regulate what do we amount like quarter size?

897
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: What do we tell like a little famous amos? I'll

898
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 1: grab one d in the break. They're pretty they're pretty small.

899
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: Some of the cookie crisps or quite that small. I

900
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 1: would say about about not longer than the thumb small cookies.

901
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:48,600
Speaker 1: And you're taking these from like the prefab cookie dough

902
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 1: that you buy the store and just like cutting making

903
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:54,880
Speaker 1: it into a little smaller. Yeah, make a little little

904
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 1: tiny cookies. Put them in the cookie jar. Sea How

905
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 1: long they last? Yeah? Do they quick? Quicker? Did they

906
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 1: bake fast? Well? That's yeah. That's another problem is you

907
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 1: can get a lot of cookies much faster. You said

908
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: that with such glee. Good the thing you need to know.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's gonna do it for this week's weekly Zeite. Guys,

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Speaker 1: please like and review the show. If you like the show,

911
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:34,400
Speaker 1: uh means the world to Miles. He needs your validation, folks.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're having a great weekend and I will

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Speaker 1: talk to him Monday. By