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Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. And I think back

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Speaker 1: in like the eighties and nineties, it got real popular

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Speaker 1: to have one of those coffee mugs or T shirts

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Speaker 1: that says number.

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Speaker 2: One dad, Oh, World's best dad.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Apparently those are still around now, because one of our

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Speaker 1: listeners reached out saying her husband just wore that shirt

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Speaker 1: to their kids' soccer game. He doesn't know it yet,

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Speaker 1: but we're gonna tell him.

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Speaker 2: It actually caused a lot of problems. Oh it did.

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Speaker 2: To find out why in your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 2: Another Hello, Hi is this Chuck?

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Speaker 1: Yes, hey Chuck, I'm with this you Soccer Association. My

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Speaker 1: name is Terry Bull.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, what can.

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Speaker 3: I do for you?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 1: I got your number from your daughter's coach, and apparently

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Speaker 1: there were a few complaints that came in about you recently.

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Speaker 3: What like, are you serious about me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Because last Saturday at the game, you know, I

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Speaker 1: think you know what I'm talking about. It made some

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Speaker 1: of the other parents pretty upset.

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Speaker 3: So like, I was just cheering from the sidelines. I

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Speaker 3: didn't yell at the rest, I didn't I didn't do anything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, you're you're correct. It's not what you

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Speaker 1: were doing. It's what you were wearing.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what were they wearing.

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Speaker 1: Well, there's a person who I'm going to keep anonymous.

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Speaker 1: They sent me a photo of you in that gray

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Speaker 1: T shirt and on the front it said number one Dad.

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Speaker 2: Oh remember that?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Personally, I don't really have an issue with it,

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Speaker 1: but some of the other fathers who were in attendance

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Speaker 1: that day it felt a little insecure about it.

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Speaker 2: Are you Are you streaking joking? I mean I wish

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Speaker 2: I was.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I can see how it can come across as kind

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Speaker 1: of boastful, you know, like, hey, I'm a better dad

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Speaker 1: than you.

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Speaker 2: Wear shirt that proves it.

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Speaker 3: This is unreal. Okay. I don't know how anyone could

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Speaker 3: even take.

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Speaker 2: It that way. Okay, but they did.

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Speaker 3: My daughter bought that for me for my birthday, So.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Look, you don't have to brag to me about

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Speaker 1: how much your daughter loves you.

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Speaker 2: I get it. You're a fantastic parent, one of the

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Speaker 2: best dads in the world.

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Speaker 3: That's not what I'm saying. Is saying that I'm number

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Speaker 3: one Dad shouldn't be offensive to people.

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Speaker 2: It's just a T shirt.

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Speaker 1: Well, regardless of what you think, I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: ask you to not wear that anymore to any of

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Speaker 1: the games going forward.

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding?

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Speaker 2: No? I like what.

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Speaker 1: I realized that you didn't do that intentionally, and this

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Speaker 1: is obviously a very unique scenario. So the league will

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Speaker 1: provide a backup T shirt, no, free of charge, that

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Speaker 1: isn't as boastful and offensive to all the other parents.

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Speaker 3: You're going to give me a different shirt to wear

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Speaker 3: my daughter's soccer game.

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Speaker 1: But hey, look, you can pick from our approved line

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Speaker 1: of T shirts. Like the first option, it just says dad,

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Speaker 1: but in all lower case letters.

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Speaker 3: I feel like The Twilight so much that way.

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Speaker 1: You're just a dad, you know, nothing like I'm better

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Speaker 1: than you, I'm the number one.

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Speaker 2: It's just simple and clean. No dad, no pass.

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Speaker 3: I'm not wearing something that says lowercase dad.

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Speaker 1: Okay, up to your next option. This one's a little

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Speaker 1: bit more self deprecating. It says third fattest.

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Speaker 3: Dad, third fattest Dad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and the words fat are kind of like thicker letters.

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Speaker 1: It's a part of the joke.

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Speaker 3: Do you understand how stupid this shows.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna keep the parents guessing, like, who are the

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Speaker 1: two others?

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Speaker 2: Who are the fatter dads. Who's number one and number two?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, think about it.

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Speaker 1: Then the next week you can wear the second fattest

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Speaker 1: dad T shirt.

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Speaker 2: What it's kind of like you're improving not wearing it.

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Speaker 1: Fine, Maybe we do something a little bit more motivational

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Speaker 1: for the kids. No, because I can make one that

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Speaker 1: says smells like wimp out there?

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Speaker 2: What do you think?

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Speaker 3: That's terrible? Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: Terrible? Don't you mean like motivational.

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Speaker 3: It's not motivational to call children whims.

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Speaker 1: We're not calling them, then we're saying it smells like

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Speaker 1: wimp out on the field.

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Speaker 3: I get what you're saying. That is more offensive than

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Speaker 3: anything you said so far.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean the only other motivational shirt that's already

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Speaker 1: pre approved says I'd rather be watching the New York Jets?

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Speaker 2: Oh oh no?

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Speaker 1: Do you root for the Jets? Is that what the

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Speaker 1: problem is that I offend you?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: I don't care about the freaking Jets. She's about the

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Speaker 3: stupidly telling me what I can and can't wear. So

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Speaker 3: I'm not talking to you anymore. I'm talking to my wife.

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Speaker 1: Actually, your wife already contacted us about it, and she's

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Speaker 1: wearing a shirt right now that says my dumb husband

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Speaker 1: just got pranked by Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: No way, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I'm serious, dude. My name is jeff from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. You're being phone tapped.

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Speaker 2: Wow wow yeah wow? Is it right?

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Speaker 1: Because your wife Gianna told us about the shirt that

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Speaker 1: you wore to your daughter's game.

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Speaker 2: She thought you were being a little bit cocky.

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Speaker 3: No, I know she did, and she proved that shirt

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Speaker 3: not to wear out in public.

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Speaker 2: You're the number one dad in that house.

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Speaker 1: Sure you don't want to make all the other dads

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Speaker 1: feel bad about themselves.

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Speaker 2: Though, do you.

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Speaker 3: I guess it didn't take of them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Now, number one, most selfish and fourth fattest dad. You

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Speaker 1: go that shirt any time?

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Speaker 3: Oh man?

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Speaker 2: Wake up? Every morning was foone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 2: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning