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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's the most important,

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Speaker 1: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. On

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Speaker 1: This Is Important, You're gonna whole Hogan t shirt. My

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Speaker 1: test called Zack. Maybe an alien's orfice is like radioactive

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Speaker 1: or something. You don't know, because nobody told me to

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Speaker 1: fucking shave my shaft, and they use scalpels and nobody

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Speaker 1: taped my dick at all. Buckle up, Oh yeah, gentleman.

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Speaker 1: And I'm making Grandma to my friends wheel and then

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Speaker 1: they get Grandma to you. They're away. Oh chilling, O,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, just chilling. What about are you wearing a

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Speaker 1: collar today? Called What's going on with your fit? Dude?

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Speaker 1: You look like pretty stylish? The hell are you Matilda

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Speaker 1: from the book? Yeah? Looking like Wednesday Adams? Yeah, what's

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Speaker 1: going on here? No? This is like a cool look.

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Speaker 1: This is like you're a skateboard prep like you go

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Speaker 1: to a prep school. But also you might do a

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Speaker 1: kick flip at launch. All right, that's right, This is

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Speaker 1: like skater funeral. They're like, he didn't the trick, but

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Speaker 1: and I dressed up for it. He landed the trick

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Speaker 1: of life. Right, Yeah, I've been wearing a lot of

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Speaker 1: collared shirts. I think it's stemming from the from the

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Speaker 1: pickle ball. I think, Oh, do you have to wear

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Speaker 1: collared shirts to play pickleball? Yeah? Because I got like

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Speaker 1: tennis shirts. Come on, man, we just set you up

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Speaker 1: for skateboarding. We brought you down a cool road, and

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Speaker 1: you're taking it down pickleball. Dorcdum, dude, come on, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm too old and not good enough to skate.

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Speaker 1: All right, I can play pickle That's well, you were

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Speaker 1: too old when you skated. I know, That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: My God already have admitted that I probably won't get

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Speaker 1: on a board again. Yeah, Blake, aren't you on the

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Speaker 1: pickleball trains? But I have some What do you slamming?

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Speaker 1: That's a self slam? Don't hate yourself. I do a

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Speaker 1: lot of self slamming. I'm a beta. I'm a beta bitch.

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Speaker 1: I like carrying my own heading. There's a self slam

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Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, I don't even worry about it. Dude,

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Speaker 1: But the collar, but the sweater, He'll go a bitch.

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Speaker 1: I'm a bitch too, Dude. He's a bitch. Being a

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Speaker 1: bitch is sick. Yeah, being a bitch is fucking cool man.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, fuck me, dude. Assholes are out bitches are

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Speaker 1: in bitch of such a bitch? No good, No, they're not.

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Speaker 1: Assholes are cool assholes getting fucked We assholes? Okay, dude,

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Speaker 1: Blake had a birthday party. I'm a classic Monday night

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Speaker 1: birthday party. Was such a fun day to have a

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Speaker 1: birthday party. And the whole I was telling Chloe, I'm like, dude,

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Speaker 1: I don't I'm not gonna drink. I might have just

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Speaker 1: like one or two drinks and kind of call it.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm still don't want to drink post Marti gras,

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Speaker 1: you know. I was like, I'm still like, 'll understand

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Speaker 1: it though, right like from now and then cut too.

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Speaker 1: It's two am. I'm like falling into an uber like

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Speaker 1: I took like fifteen buzz balls to the face. Jesus Christ. Wow, wow, dude,

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Speaker 1: it real quick. Shout out to Chloe for being like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll be here till too. No, Chloe pulled the rip. No,

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Speaker 1: Chloe was not big. Chokoe was sick. She did she

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Speaker 1: didn't even cook, and she was like, you're for sure

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Speaker 1: going to be out till two at least, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you I won't. It's a garrowon tea and

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Speaker 1: then just was and then every photo is us shotgunning

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Speaker 1: beers doing buzzballs. You're chugging tequila out of a Dijury

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Speaker 1: do Jagermeister. I think it was several, It was several,

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Speaker 1: a lot, it was a lot. Oh you did a

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Speaker 1: few times? Yeah, yeah, good to see her using the

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Speaker 1: Didgerido man. Yeah, I get where do we get those

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Speaker 1: dig redus? Because I have a six foot tall dig

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Speaker 1: Redo in the corner of my room too. Those were

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Speaker 1: a gift they were in the music Alcoholics rap gift

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Speaker 1: from our music supervisor Jennifer Pike. Shout out to Jennifer

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Speaker 1: Pike and Jennifer Pike And why did you give us

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Speaker 1: a dig red music? Because it's music that's what the

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Speaker 1: Skinny Boys used. It's also super cumbersome, like it doesn't

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Speaker 1: fold us. Is that what you want? You want to

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Speaker 1: just change what a culture has been doing for hundreds

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Speaker 1: of years? And too, Yes, I want the Digury Do

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Speaker 1: to be updated to be like the Lightsaber toys, you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean you just sort of it never bothered me

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Speaker 1: a guest bedroom for seven years. Have you ever tried

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Speaker 1: to make sounds come out of it? Or is that

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Speaker 1: not something blown on it? He's done everything with that thing.

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Speaker 1: Have you put your first week? I had it. I

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Speaker 1: we gotta get rid of this thing, and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I stopped seeing it. If you just keep things in

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Speaker 1: It'll just blend in. Is that what your parents talk?

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Speaker 1: What happened to my grandma? We just left Grandma in

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Speaker 1: the corner and then we just stopped seeing her. He's

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Speaker 1: still there. It actually played quite a prett It was

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Speaker 1: during the pandemic when at the very beginning, when the

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Speaker 1: hospitals were being overrun, when it was still sick. People

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Speaker 1: the nurses and the first responders. Whatever the fuck was right,

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Speaker 1: Who knows what that was about. That was weird that

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Speaker 1: we're all banging pots and ship But we would blow

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Speaker 1: the digury do you would at eight o'clock? That was

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Speaker 1: what we would do everything. Ya, that's kind of fire.

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Speaker 1: So we were using it. Yeah, that's that's a great

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Speaker 1: use for it, dude. Right was that Silver Lake area?

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Speaker 1: It was? Yeah, And it was weird because I had

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Speaker 1: just sucked it and then I was like, oh, yeah

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Speaker 1: we're here. Here you go kids. Gooey, you went ahead

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Speaker 1: and put your thing in there. Huhd just it the

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Speaker 1: didgrey doo doo pus. Yeah, I guess we could blow

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Speaker 1: into this thing too. Go ahead and blow on it.

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Speaker 1: About the party, Hold up about the party? Okay, go ahead,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Zero Blake reaches out to me. Not at all,

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Speaker 1: but I guess your girl's throwing the party, so she's

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Speaker 1: reaching out. I had nothing to do with invites. So

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Speaker 1: I'm like, that's tough for me. Yeah yeah right, wait, okay,

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Speaker 1: because I heard a confirmation that you would be there. Well,

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Speaker 1: So this is what went down. I had a vasectomy

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Speaker 1: So I had a vasectomy that day. But I was

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Speaker 1: still gonna roll. But then our nanny got COVID. Wow,

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Speaker 1: like I should have spread it, dude, brod Also also,

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Speaker 1: my balls are killing me. Yeah, dude, for sure a

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Speaker 1: bunch of people had COVID at Lake's party. Absolutely yeah

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Dirs, I want to rewind you were going

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Speaker 1: to roll right after you had of a sect of me,

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Speaker 1: Like that is a real thing. That's hard, dude. Well

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Speaker 1: it's just as all plas it's just a flash. No,

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Speaker 1: that had to hurt. I remember it hurt like I

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Speaker 1: got kicked in the nuts when I got my vest

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Speaker 1: b Okay, so was Kyle being a bitch saying how

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Speaker 1: because you were going to go to a party. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: the bitch, it doesn't feel great. I was gonna go,

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Speaker 1: and then after icing all night, I was like, thank

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Speaker 1: god I didn't go. Yeah, but you know, looking at

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Speaker 1: the pictures, would have loved oh that. No, we would

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Speaker 1: have had a lot of fun with it. Dirt him

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Speaker 1: I bet someone would have been like, well, I will

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Speaker 1: I will wap it. I'm not saying it's me, dude.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's me. Kyle. Yo, did they use

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Speaker 1: a scalpel on you? Let's get into this. Ye, science

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Speaker 1: they cut me open? Yeah, I remember, I know that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this was a scalpel free procedure. What do you what

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Speaker 1: go how to teth I go it says scalpel free.

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Speaker 1: You're like, no incision free procedure, goodbye, Mike. So how

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Speaker 1: an opening. And I was like, oh, you're gonna tear

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Speaker 1: word in the words of the ludicrous. Take that and

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Speaker 1: rewind it back. What was that now? If so, he

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Speaker 1: and then the dude starts going, so are you overund here?

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Speaker 1: Just what the world? Just tanning my hide? And I

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Speaker 1: can't feel anything, but I'm like, were you knocked out

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Speaker 1: for this? No, you're you're awake. You're talking. This dude's

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Speaker 1: going on about like snowshoeing, and I'm like, yeah, what

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Speaker 1: the fuck, bro, That's what Kyle's dude did. Remember Hella,

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Speaker 1: casual you texted me that like, yeah, they're no scissors,

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Speaker 1: they're ripping it open. And I thought that was an

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Speaker 1: obvious joke. No, I'm saying with his bare hands, he

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Speaker 1: like pried apart your testicle. I mean he had gloves

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Speaker 1: on Rubbert glass, but yeah, he just fucking gas. He

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Speaker 1: just pulling on the skin. Oh my god. And so

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Speaker 1: I go, I go, so you're gonna you're gonna tear

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Speaker 1: it open? How was that better than like a very

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Speaker 1: like a bag of chips? Yeah, that's exactly like a

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Speaker 1: need to be combos, right, But we're trying to specific

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Speaker 1: sponsor any chick. We'll take anything sponsor. I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: so you mean you're just gonna tear and he goes, well,

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Speaker 1: we don't like to use the word tear. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: because that what it is. And he goes, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: wanna plap. You're gonna Whole Hogan t shirt my testicle? Unreal?

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Speaker 1: And I guess the reason to do it is because

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Speaker 1: what have you played Whole Hogan's theme song? D D D?

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Speaker 1: I would have been down. I'm like this guy rocks.

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Speaker 1: But what there was music? Right? Because Kyle, remember I

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Speaker 1: had jazz? Did you say like jazz and I got

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Speaker 1: to do the Miles Davis thing. Yeah, he didn't. He

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Speaker 1: So he played his own. He played like buck Cherry

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Speaker 1: or some shit. It was yes, yes, Sadam, he played.

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Speaker 1: He played you crazy bitch, you so good. I'm on

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Speaker 1: tap of it. It was the like you know, the

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Speaker 1: What what's that? Oh? Is that right? I was at

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Speaker 1: Why don't you gonna wear it? It's brown? I want

416
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 1: to know why you're not going to wear it? And

417
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: you bought it. It was ugly and brown and brown,

418
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,119
Speaker 1: and I tried and I hate it, but I didn't

419
00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:12,680
Speaker 1: want to look like a cheap basket. So it was

420
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 1: just like I was like, I didn't want to buy

421
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 1: another blue shirt because all my shirts are either blue

422
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 1: or green. And Chloe was like, just don't buy a

423
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 1: blue shirt, and I'm like, okay, all right. And then

424
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,919
Speaker 1: I found and she was like, oh, the brown one

425
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 1: looks really good. I'm like, but the blue one she's

426
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,560
Speaker 1: and she's like, well, you have a shirt that's blue,

427
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 1: get the brown one. It's a good looking blue shirt.

428
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:32,399
Speaker 1: And so I got the brown shirt. I put it on.

429
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 1: The medium fits me like a fucking glove. Dude. Okay,

430
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 1: now we're talking. Okay, I'm poured into this thing, okay,

431
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: and kind of a bad way where it's like yeah,

432
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,159
Speaker 1: because he said pored. He said pored, and I was like,

433
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,119
Speaker 1: it's usually like how you describe like a girl in

434
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,119
Speaker 1: jeans or something is poored in. You become the shape

435
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:58,440
Speaker 1: of what it is. I'm the shape, yes, and it's

436
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,680
Speaker 1: not good. And then the law is too big. Yeah,

437
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 1: it doesn't fit properly. So I had the exact problem

438
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 1: with large to xcel, but the largest like well wap

439
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 1: and then the XL was a nigras. I got the

440
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 1: same problem right now with XL and double. You know

441
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 1: what I mean, I'm right, And I didn't say shit

442
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:25,119
Speaker 1: Bro wears, Kyle wears women sleeping shirts. This is a

443
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 1: problem with an XL and a garbage bag, and I

444
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 1: have the same problem with garbage bags. Not a joke.

445
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 1: What size waist you right now? Kyle? Yeah, I'm thirty.

446
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 1: I'm poured into a thirty six. Your boobs are huge.

447
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 1: Yeah that's cool, dude, all right, if you were thirty eight,

448
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 1: I might have something for you. Oh but Adam, you

449
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: bought the fucking shirt. Bro, what's going on? Sometimes you

450
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 1: just gotta buy he gotta go. Yeah what dude? I

451
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 1: do the same thing, but it's mostly with like comic bookstores,

452
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 1: twenty thousand dollars comic book shirts. I hadn't been in

453
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,440
Speaker 1: a store. I haven't bought a thing in a store

454
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 1: in a long time. You got nervous, You got nervous,

455
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 1: you didn't want to walk out. I was just like,

456
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:08,200
Speaker 1: I gotta buy something. Yeah, it's a community service. People

457
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: were helping me. Like I tried on a few things

458
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 1: science and I was like, I gotta buy a thing. Yeah.

459
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:18,119
Speaker 1: I bought the thing immediately, Like I'm gonna have Chloe

460
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 1: go back to the growth and return it. You gave

461
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 1: it to the valete guy you're like, here, just take it.

462
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 1: I probably won't. I better It'll just live in my

463
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 1: closet and then one day i'll uh, you know, give

464
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,040
Speaker 1: it to throw it away. One day I'll give it

465
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: to Salvation. Day I'll take it out and go oh

466
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 1: yeah this and throw it away. Yeah. I kind of

467
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: strucked out. I got a pair of like white uh

468
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,159
Speaker 1: white I got the other day. Actually you did. I

469
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 1: got a pair of Why they say about white pants? Bro? Yeah?

470
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: What's wrong with it? And I do? What do they

471
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 1: say about it? What do they say about it? I

472
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 1: always heard they said, like people wear white pants, be

473
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:59,000
Speaker 1: people taking it in the booty? Brow? Yeah, I remember that.

474
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,399
Speaker 1: You all you you think I think it was an

475
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 1: urban legend, dumb bro thing. You're good if you wear

476
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: white pants, you take it in the Andrew Andrew WK.

477
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: Andrew W was force. I think you said booty It

478
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 1: was for like girls, for girls. I thought it was

479
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 1: for everybody that was like Miami vice you name it. No,

480
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: for guys, it actually means like you're cool. Yeah. I

481
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 1: think I think white pants are cool. Well, taken in

482
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 1: a booty isn't not cool? Dude? Fuck that that's cool? No, no, no,

483
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 1: I said no, no, no no, I didn't say that. The

484
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 1: most punk rock dan you could do is take it

485
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:40,200
Speaker 1: up the ass on her. I didn't say that. Cool

486
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 1: to me means multiple dicks. Oh you're an as well,

487
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 1: what's wrong being an asshole? An asshole is something and

488
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,879
Speaker 1: that's cool. That's true. Well that's the year of the bitch.

489
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 1: So okay, bitch, So it's the Year of the Bitch

490
00:26:56,200 --> 00:27:00,919
Speaker 1: twenty three the cool. I never heard that. But I

491
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: got white sweat shorts and they were they were too

492
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 1: much white sweatshorts. Oh yeah, that's a disaster. I kind

493
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: of struck out. I was hoping to get just a

494
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 1: bunch of white T shirts, but I didn't like their

495
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 1: white T shirt. Well, what did you go directly? Because

496
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: I just walked into todd Snyder because I was walking

497
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: back and we just passed it, and I was like,

498
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 1: oh shit, I'll just wander in here. Did you go

499
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 1: to the grove going I'm gonna shop at todd Snyder? Yeah?

500
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 1: I got a gift card from somebody, so I was like,

501
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,920
Speaker 1: I like it, I'm on this side of town. Let's

502
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 1: do this kind of struck out. That would have been

503
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 1: so cool if you we never see each other at

504
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 1: Monday night birthday parties. But we did see each other

505
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:40,919
Speaker 1: at Todd Snyder's sick. What's up? They look great on

506
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: your nuts ripped in half? I wouldn't buy that. It

507
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: looks like you were ported into it. You're poured into that. Well,

508
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,400
Speaker 1: I thought your nuts were ripped in half. Huh Yeah?

509
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: What color those pants? Oh you're gonna have a night?

510
00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: Oh wow, white shards the night? You know? You know

511
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,440
Speaker 1: what I heard? My white pants? Come here. I'll sew

512
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: you about the same thing as a brown shirt. Brother,

513
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: let's go, I'll give you. I'll give your brown shirt.

514
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 1: Let's go, Kyle. How many days did you have supid

515
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 1: from this thing? From what? Wait? Wait, wait, I don't

516
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 1: know what sounds like. There's a hole in your sack.

517
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? They stitched me up. They

518
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 1: didn't stitch up the rim, no freak. See what is

519
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 1: going on? They just they just like put a little

520
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 1: spit in there and smush it back together. Like if

521
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 1: my face is my nuts act, there's just this at

522
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:36,919
Speaker 1: the bottom of it. Wait, hold on, say it one

523
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,600
Speaker 1: more time. Would you say, if your face is your

524
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:41,479
Speaker 1: nutsack and my face is my nuts act? The bottom

525
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: of it's just like, oh my god, So did they

526
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: cauterize your vast deference? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a

527
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 1: hole in your nutsack right now, we have to see it.

528
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 1: So they did do the cauterization. Yeah, yeah, can we

529
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: see it, But there's a hole. They didn't stitch it up.

530
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: I don't even understand how this is working. This sounds

531
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 1: really wrong. Yeah, it sounds wrong. I guarantee you're not

532
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: going to have kids anymore, that's for damn sure. God

533
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: damn it was. It was like it just was easier

534
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: because they come to you in this van and perfect.

535
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. Wait, you never told me.

536
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: You never said Adam could be punking me right now.

537
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: I don't know. You never said why they rip it open?

538
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: Why are they not using the scalpel? What is just

539
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: is see if they could. He was like, let me try,

540
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: and I go, all right, but I did ask. I go,

541
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 1: what was like the R and d into like doing

542
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: it this way? And he was like, yeah, I don't

543
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 1: know what heals faster he says, Oh, but there's no stitches.

544
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: It's just it's a hole. It's like the size of

545
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: your pupil Okay, I had two holes. I had two holes, right,

546
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: I've only found one had two incisions. That's an extra hole, Kyle,

547
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: because there's two vast deeferent tubes that they caughterized. I

548
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: thought maybe I do have two. I know what I

549
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 1: got one? Yeah, show it. You're still hurting, You're still sore. Yeah,

550
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 1: it just feels like you got kicked in the nuts

551
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: the first day you heard in the in the stomach.

552
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: I feel like that all the time. And I don't know. Yeah,

553
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: you should check. Maybe someone's ripping your nuts while used. Yeah,

554
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 1: maybe someone ripped my sack sack combo man. Yeah, but hey, man,

555
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: if if the doctor's listening, sliding the DMS and tell

556
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: me why why? Yeah, what's going on? I will say

557
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 1: that the amount of medical advice I've gotten talking about

558
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 1: my hip and groin and shit, there's a lot of

559
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 1: good advice coming my way. So expect some some sweet,

560
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: sweet advice. Yeah. Yeah, people out there being poured your

561
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 1: direction the doctor. You're listening to doctor, great job, great

562
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 1: bedside manner, warm hands, Oh good? And he what did

563
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: he say? He was like, I got he didn't say

564
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: kung fu grip? And you were wearing the white pants

565
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:48,400
Speaker 1: when you went there, or at my ankles, at my

566
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: ankles and I was like, just bend over this and

567
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 1: he was like, you just climb up on that. That's

568
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: why you don't have to bend over. You do have

569
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,920
Speaker 1: to spread your legs and let this third old woman

570
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: soap up your nutsack. Nurse, I think I got brother, Yeah,

571
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 1: scrub that bitch down. Kyle. Did you shave yourself or

572
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: you did you let them shave you? I shaved myself.

573
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 1: I did that before before I rolled in. Took the

574
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: weed whacker too. Yeah. Did you come in unshowered? Yeah? No,

575
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 1: I threw the threw ar and they're like, God, open

576
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: the window, nurse. Yeah. I had to start the week

577
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: before just to get it done by the time to proceed.

578
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 1: The cut is underwear. Yeah, you hired a team of

579
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: lawn care professional. Brother. I was gonna do it with

580
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,959
Speaker 1: my hands, but I got to use a scalpelm now

581
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 1: because I touch he just pulls out like a fucking

582
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 1: bush whacker, like a giant hatchet. We got the tools sparking.

583
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 1: I usually just peel it apart with my fingers. Yeah. Yeah,

584
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,719
Speaker 1: Why did you shave yours or did they shave him

585
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 1: for you. Yeah, and by the way, like sure shaving

586
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 1: like shaving, you're like your pelvis. But then they're like

587
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: and also get the shaft of your penis and your balls,

588
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: and I'm hot, hot, hot, because they just wanted to,

589
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: Like look though, wait, they told you to fucking go, Like, yeah,

590
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 1: they wanted to. They said it's faster, they go, he

591
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 1: looks fast and the happy trail, like do the happy

592
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: trail and everything. Yeah, that's why I shaved. My balls

593
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: is so there, so it's faster, right, Yeah, that's why

594
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: I tell Glowe, the vasectomy has nothing to do with

595
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: your shaft, bro, Like, what are they doing? What's going on?

596
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: They got to grip the shaft, Yeah, but they tape

597
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: your dick to your stomach so it stays out of

598
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 1: their way. Tap. No, Kyle didn't need any take. No, no,

599
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: Kyle needed no taps. Is so straight faced right now,

600
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: that's not real kind of takes. Just tape it up

601
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: so it's not like flopping back down that makes sense

602
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 1: or you know, sometimes got a mind of itself. And

603
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 1: fuck are you talking about dude? Do we just find

604
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: out that you got no flop? You got no hang?

605
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: I had a scalpel. My ship was like, I don't

606
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: have to get torn open. Kyle's like it points straight

607
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: up a quagee had an exact o knife, and uh yeah,

608
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: I'm magnifying glacester home, Bonnie, can you go up front

609
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 1: and get tape? Take me a moment. Obviously they use

610
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: medical tape. They're not using duct tape to take your

611
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: cock to your get they use painters tape. Nobody told

612
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: me to fucking shave my shaft, and they use scalpels,

613
00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 1: and nobody taped my dick at all. Like, I don't

614
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,239
Speaker 1: know what to tell you, man, wild shot. But I

615
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: was laying down. Were you not laying down here, I'm

616
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 1: laying down, Yeah, but the dick is flipping and flopping,

617
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 1: is it? Yeah, but it's the procedures under your nuts, bro,

618
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: Like it's yeah, but you don't want your dick to

619
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 1: flop down when they're in the I mean also, they're

620
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 1: not even using sharp No, there was a hole. There

621
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: was a whole other person there that with their job

622
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: was to keep the dick out of the surgical area.

623
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: It was like they were like they would check it,

624
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: Oh this, yeah, hey he handled that. What she set

625
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 1: it up? And then he said, we're getting knocked it down.

626
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,280
Speaker 1: He said on my taper. Yeah, Now was he wearing

627
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: white pants or what color were his pants? I'm a

628
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:18,479
Speaker 1: dude's protocol, regular scrubs, doctor white pants. Damn Yeah, Gus

629
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: had two totally different experiences. I'm I'm kind of tripping

630
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: now because I don't you know, by the way, Kyle,

631
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 1: how did you find your guy yellow Pages? Yeah? It

632
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: was just like that's what I did. I looked in

633
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 1: Yelp and I'm like, great, ye, actually my wife, my

634
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: wife found it for me. My wife did that. I

635
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm sure it was yelp Best Reviews. She

636
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,920
Speaker 1: was like, dude, this is my guy. I went on

637
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 1: Yelp and looked at like urologists in the area and

638
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: then just went to the one that seemed the most reputable. Right,

639
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: that's too much truck, Absolutely insane. That like that's how

640
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 1: you find fucking doctors and ship. Yeah, that's crazy to

641
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 1: do this like super duper thing. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's insane.

642
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 1: I to like for my hip and groin. Shit, I

643
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: just like asked one person and it's who they suggested. Yeah,

644
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: and that's who I went with. I'm like, there was no.

645
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: I kind of looked him up there. I'm like, yeah,

646
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: it seems like they're a doctor, right, Yeah, you know,

647
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: there's there should be more of a Okay, there should

648
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: be like a list of like these are the top

649
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: one hundred doctors in the area, and like you try

650
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,480
Speaker 1: to get into some of that. Yeah, there needs to

651
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 1: be a better way of doing this. I think you

652
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: can run your ship. You can run your ship like that.

653
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 1: You know, after COVID you can't believe half these doctors,

654
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,919
Speaker 1: thank you. They don't know they don't know anything. They're

655
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: all on the take. Man, They're fucking idiots. Zip it.

656
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: They've they've only gone through like seven to twelve years

657
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:46,479
Speaker 1: of school. Yeah school, what about real life? Okay? Oh yeah, well,

658
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, for sure. But also like some of

659
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: the doctor like obviously there's the best in their class,

660
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 1: and then there's the guy that buried Lee passed and

661
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 1: is still a doctor, and you want to go to that.

662
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 1: Maybe not the best. You don't need the best for

663
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 1: absolutely everything, but you want to be at the top

664
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 1: fifty percent. You don't want to go to the fucking

665
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: guy who like barely fucking passed the exam. Sure, I

666
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: do feel like if you're in LA paying certain prices,

667
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: like and you can tell by their offices, right, Like

668
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: if they're good, their office is good, they're in a

669
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: good location, right, Like what do you mean like nice

670
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 1: art on the walls or like expensive a fish tank,

671
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 1: like a fish tanks, fish tank like a prerequisite, Like

672
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,359
Speaker 1: they're fucking paying like for expensive realistic. Yeah. Yeah, if

673
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: you're going like a little tiny place in a mini mall,

674
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 1: like I don't know, probably not doing good. Yeah, there's

675
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: definitely some like strip mall hospitals out here that are

676
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 1: kind of shady. You're like, okay, like these people have

677
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: business loans and they need to prove that they can

678
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: make the money back. So they're you know they're coming

679
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 1: from they're going to show their credentials. So the amount

680
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 1: of money they spend on an office is what makes

681
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 1: them reputable or not. Yeah, I don't know about that.

682
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 1: Ye can grow, there's something to be said. Well, pair

683
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 1: that with how many stars they have on Yelp. Read

684
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: a couple user reviews, because if they were bad, people

685
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 1: wouldn't be going and they wouldn't be able to pay

686
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: those bills, those onloe bills, those telephone bills, those telephone bills.

687
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 1: I think you're cutting off a big part of good

688
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 1: doctors out there. I think you're cutting them off. What

689
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: he should say, that a big part of the market. Yeah,

690
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 1: it's gotta be taped up, I hear. I'm not saying

691
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 1: that's the the uh like barometer or whatever, but like,

692
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 1: no tape. Sure, that's gotta be a pretty good barometer. Yeah. No,

693
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,160
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying.

694
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 1: If you're paying rent to be doctor in Beverly Hills, like,

695
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 1: you're probably pretty fucking good at your job. Or you're

696
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: really good at talking, yeah, or you're good at tricking

697
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: people into yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a cont you're good

698
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: at grabbing money from people. That's another thing that is true. Well,

699
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: he grabbed there's his testicles and ripping, grabbed my money,

700
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 1: grabbed his money. He taped his money to his stomach.

701
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: The money maker taped it up to his belly button. Man,

702
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: I got a big one, Huh. I'll post a picture.

703
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 1: We'll post a picture of the whole on we'll wrap

704
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: dot com. Yeah, that'll be on the Patreon for sure. Patreon. Yeah,

705
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,879
Speaker 1: let's do some content. Yeah, we gotta get a Patreon

706
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 1: only fans. Have you guys seen how they're doing? Like

707
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: your boy Bert Kreisher got roasted on Only Fans. Yeah,

708
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 1: Whitney asked me to do that, and I think I

709
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 1: was out of town, you said, didn't I know you're

710
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 1: not a roast type guy, right, No? I don't. Yeah.

711
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: I've turned down the roast a handful of times just

712
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,799
Speaker 1: because I think I would be pretty bad at it.

713
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, not that right my comedy. Isn't that mean,

714
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,240
Speaker 1: like you have to have you're that guy? Not that guy.

715
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. You're pretty mean to me, man, but whatever, Yeah,

716
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 1: fuck you bitch, Yeah, shut up, Blake. Yeah, I find

717
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: you to be tragically mean. No, I think I think

718
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: he roast us every week. Dude, what the fuck get

719
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: in there? No? I don't. Yeah, sometimes it's hard to

720
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:52,359
Speaker 1: actually stay my real feel of your friends, just like

721
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, yeah, I did see that. She did

722
00:38:56,120 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: like a roast of Burt Chrisher on her own fans,

723
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: which I didn't know she had an only fans, but uh,

724
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: sick cool. I think she just because she did a

725
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: different There was another roast before that. But I think

726
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 1: you just set it up and you tell people to

727
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: go there, and it exists for the events. Yeah, well,

728
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: initially only fans. Was for creators to be like these

729
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 1: are four my for uh white jeans, Like it's basically

730
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: a Patreon yes, and now like Dirt said, it's just

731
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:29,919
Speaker 1: it's it's white jeans dot com. But by the way, porno,

732
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 1: Oh there's a thing over there. Porno will find Yes,

733
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: isn't it crazy? Yeah, porno, Yeah, Porno will find it.

734
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,839
Speaker 1: How does porno do this? You can't stop horny, bro,

735
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: You cannot stop horny, dude. Horny is the engine that

736
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: always can. Yeah, that's a universal engine. Like you think

737
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 1: it's a coincidence that the Consumer Electronics Show and the

738
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 1: Porno Show are happening the same time. Like they're going upstairs.

739
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 1: They're checking all these gizmos and gadgets and they're seeing

740
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 1: what they can do for next year. Oh no, you're right.

741
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: You're the forefront of technology is pornography, and that's how

742
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: it's written and will always be. Well, no, it's not

743
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 1: the forefront. It's not like the scientists are. They're right

744
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: behind the foref the business, the business. D You want

745
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: to know how we got on the moon. You want

746
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,800
Speaker 1: to know why we got on the moon, the moon landing,

747
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 1: we were trying to fuck up there. Bro, for sure,

748
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: we were trying to Dude, there's no doubt in my

749
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 1: mind that some billionaires like I gotta fuck on that moon.

750
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,919
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's a sweetheart. You see that. You see

751
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 1: that big white ball up there. I'm gonna go up

752
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: there with you, the one with all the holes in it.

753
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 1: Where you think just wanting to fuck a human, I

754
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,799
Speaker 1: would say, you want to fuck alien up there? You

755
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: want to find another life for him and have sex. Yeah,

756
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 1: we're talking. Well that's a dice roll. Yeah. Yeah, but

757
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: if you could get a manaja twin, Oh sure, mars

758
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: nag very much open. That's good points points. Yeah. But

759
00:40:55,760 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: also you don't know, maybe maybe an alien's orphan is

760
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: like radioactive or something. You don't know. True, that's true. See, dude,

761
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: Adam always comes in with like the intellectual angle. I

762
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,280
Speaker 1: love that show. Yeah, man, that's powerful. He dropped orifice

763
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: and I was kind of hesitated when I said. I

764
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 1: was like, am I saying this right? Yeah? But he's right.

765
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: What iff was poison? Yeah, dude, you don't know fuck

766
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:25,479
Speaker 1: for your come triumph. Yeah, for like three weeks there

767
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: weren't there hell of UFOs, and now we don't hear

768
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: about them again, Like that was like hot news for

769
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: a minute, and now it's radio silent on fucking aliens.

770
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,439
Speaker 1: What happened, Well, dude, it was because they were all

771
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: Chinese spy balloons, and they stopped saying that they were

772
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:43,240
Speaker 1: Chinese spy balloons because they don't want more tension with China,

773
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: so they stopped saying it. And then they're like, we

774
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: don't know exactly where they're from yet, we still have

775
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 1: to do more testing. And then everyone immediately just went, well,

776
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: they're fucking aliens when you're like, no, they're not. They're

777
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: from China. Chinese spine and Adam's homies with Biden, so

778
00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 1: this is this is real. We bides my boy, dude.

779
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,440
Speaker 1: But there was other shit. It wasn't just the spy balloons.

780
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,720
Speaker 1: There was other like weird aircraft videos where they showed

781
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 1: them like moving around like you know, well, that wasn't

782
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: a few weeks ago. That was a like during the

783
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: middle of the pandemic where they released all that old footage. Right,

784
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: I don't understand time. Yeah, it's hard, it's hard, it's rough. Well, no,

785
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,879
Speaker 1: Kyle there was something a couple of weeks ago. It

786
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: was cool. Hey, yeah, totally, and you're not wrong. There

787
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:41,359
Speaker 1: was also footage during the pandemic. Yeah, okay, okay, there's

788
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: a lot of alien activity. You're saying they're all Chinese

789
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: war balloons. What were you calling them spy balloons? Okay, balloons,

790
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: let's go, baby, we don't want that smoke. But what's

791
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: your honest opinion on that? Do you believe there's extraterrestrial

792
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,919
Speaker 1: life out there? Do you fucking like, what's your ship?

793
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: I don't know this about you guys. I don't know

794
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: what you guys believe. I have no idea, dude. Obviously

795
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 1: there's aliens out there. Obviously, dude, universe is too giant

796
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: to not have something else. Do you think they're looking

797
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 1: at us poisonous orifice? Whether they're here or not? I

798
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: have no idea. I do think are they looking at us?

799
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 1: Are they here? Are they looking at us? I don't know.

800
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:25,759
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think so. No, but they

801
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: do exist. Yeah. I like it's very good, very good. Yeah,

802
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 1: love man, I'm learning. I'm like, do I even add

803
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 1: in as even joke? Or do we just move on?

804
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,160
Speaker 1: What's your what's your ship? Do you want points? I

805
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: got the points button red? What's your ship? I guess

806
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: I guess. What I would say is that, like aliens,

807
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: we don't even know what they would be if they

808
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: did arrive here. So how are they not already here? Oh? Okay,

809
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 1: great science. You're saying octopus are aliens? Well that's yeah,

810
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 1: that's to be determined. What you say, mushroom. What I'm

811
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 1: saying is like some sort of like bacteria. Are you

812
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: like a lizard person type? Yeah, am iolas a person

813
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 1: I could see. I could see that. No, But also

814
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 1: like and this is I'm not what's in this drink?

815
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 1: But like time time, like we might we might be

816
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 1: the aliens from another planet. Dude, this is important and

817
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 1: it took us on hundred and something episodes to get here,

818
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: but I'm glad we're finally here. Like, wasn't there a

819
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 1: big bang? Aren't we the alien? I mean we been

820
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 1: here for billions of years. We've been here for a

821
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: few hundred, few hundred million, right, Yeah, as far as

822
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:52,280
Speaker 1: like what we've evolved from, uh you know, like, aren't

823
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 1: we aliens? Yes? We are? We are a we? Yeah,

824
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: where did we come from? We came from a comet.

825
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: If it's the big Bang, we came from a fucking comment.

826
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 1: We exploded and mixed up and then here we are. Okay, hey,

827
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 1: how about Jesus Christ, our fucking savior. I thank you,

828
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: thank you. Finally, I was holding my tongue obviously, dude,

829
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,399
Speaker 1: we all kind of came from the rid. Oh so,

830
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: like then, I guess God did the Holocaust? Maybe? Well,

831
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:30,399
Speaker 1: God is God for sure, God is one? Why would

832
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 1: God do that? He gets salty, man, if you read

833
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: the first first part of the Bible, if they fucking

834
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:41,240
Speaker 1: he's he's all over the place. Oh Genesis, Yes, great band.

835
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's a mean dude. The other morning, the

836
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:47,120
Speaker 1: song tell Me all your thoughts on God came on?

837
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Adams. Yeah, Well, I feel like that's a

838
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 1: warrant or something. Seven Marry three? Is it seven marry three?

839
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:04,439
Speaker 1: It's it's post Warren. It's great guess, great guest Warren

840
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 1: does it game? No seven Avenge sevenfold? No, it's not Avenge.

841
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 1: It might be a ben sevenfold. No, it's not not

842
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: at all. Evente, So anyway, because I'm on my way

843
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: to see anyway the song starts, is that Dishwala County Cars. Yeah,

844
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: classic o hey play of dish Walla County blue Car

845
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: well at the end. But like, I'm listening to this

846
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: song and I'm like, this is like heavy, Like tell

847
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 1: me laer thoughts like that because I really want to

848
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:36,720
Speaker 1: meet And then he's like talking about her. Yeah, I'm like, okay,

849
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: what a little twist on that. Okay, get your nine.

850
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 1: But then I'm also like, isn't this like the dumbest

851
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 1: song of all time? And aren't people making fun of this, dude,

852
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: the dumbest song of all time? No? Yeah, but wait,

853
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 1: why would it be dumb? Though? How did you how

854
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,960
Speaker 1: did you flip that hard on it? You're like, this

855
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,799
Speaker 1: is cool, this is heavy, and then you're like, it's

856
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,760
Speaker 1: there's a lot of really really dumb songs. What's dumber?

857
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: What's a dumber song? Fucking the macarena is pretty fucking dumb? No,

858
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: because Macara is not trying to say anything. This is

859
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: trying to say something and kind of not But what's

860
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: that's okay? Though, That's okay to try and say something

861
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 1: that's doesn't make it agree well, it doesn't make it

862
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: not dumb. True, And it's also we're interesting. Yeah, this

863
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 1: is a really interesting episode. But I will say the

864
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:31,320
Speaker 1: song goes and the dude starts, the dude gets real

865
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: loose with it at the end because I know exactly

866
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: what you're talking dude, guy is are they performing still?

867
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what. Should we travel somewhere together and

868
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 1: see Dishwallah. I bet Dishwalla would allow us to like

869
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: introduce them. We could like open up, we could be like, hey,

870
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 1: everybody would allow us. They would allow us. I think

871
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:56,800
Speaker 1: they would allow us to like go on stage and

872
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,919
Speaker 1: be like, hey, thanks for coming out. We're all big

873
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: fans of Dishwallah. I know you've waited for hours to

874
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 1: see them, ladies, and with the dumbest song ever will

875
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: I know? They weirdly big time do you guys and

876
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: made you wait three hours? Right? They were supposed to

877
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:21,360
Speaker 1: start a long time ago, but we flew here and

878
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 1: where are they? I wonder what size a crowd dish

879
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:27,399
Speaker 1: wall Is still performed because they were pretty won the hell?

880
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: Do you spell dish exactly how you think it spelled?

881
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 1: Don't give it a shot. Yeah, give it a shot.

882
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 1: I bet you could do it. Don't oh, I spelled

883
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 1: dish Washalla sorry, Okay, that's a good question. Yeah, that's

884
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: chicken marsala. You're trying to get some god exactly, not

885
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 1: how it sounds at all, So got it. Oh I

886
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: put a bunch of z's and cues and sevens in there,

887
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:58,439
Speaker 1: So yeah, all I'm saying is that the song comes

888
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: across is very like like when you're if you're like

889
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: a teenager and you're like trying to think deep, and

890
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 1: I wonder if they feel that same way or if

891
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: they're like, actually, I think it it resonates even more. Now,

892
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 1: aren't you just talking about being pretentious? Like that's just

893
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 1: pretentious to you? That's like sure. Well also yeah, well

894
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,400
Speaker 1: that that's a lot of fucking bands because they write

895
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:23,879
Speaker 1: when they're they write they hit song when they're twenty two,

896
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: and then by the time they're in the thirties or forties,

897
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, I was just trying to be deep.

898
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 1: I was twenty years old. I wonder they're trying to

899
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 1: be esophical. They're not trying to be pretentious, they're trying

900
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: to like I don't kind ever read it, but I

901
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 1: wrote like put putentious screenplays, but like I want I

902
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: had the hindsight to go yeah, that was what was

903
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: your pretentious screenplay? Did I read it the last summer?

904
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 1: It's like a yeah, no, I know, mass suicide, dark comedy.

905
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 1: You got that sounds funny. It was a great reach.

906
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: It's and yes, you, I guess you are. You should

907
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,839
Speaker 1: kind of like you should look back and be like, yeah,

908
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: that's pretentious. It was like one hundred and forty two pages, Like,

909
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: people are really gonna want to stick around for three

910
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 1: hours for this? I didn't know that was three hours.

911
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 1: I was just like, this is what it has to be.

912
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:13,160
Speaker 1: Another suicide. It's Hella dark Blake. I really feel we

913
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: need a taste of dishwallow right now, just a little sampling, Okay, alright, alright,

914
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 1: you guys can happen. You got a fast forward through

915
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:29,680
Speaker 1: most of the first positive pretentious dude, go twenty five

916
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 1: seconds deep. I would say twenty five seconds in any

917
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,120
Speaker 1: credit for knowing that it took a long time to

918
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: like roll out that get you get points. Hold on

919
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 1: all right, here, listen to his voice. Hey, listen to

920
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:50,240
Speaker 1: that on your own time, everybody. But he puts himself

921
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: out there. He's putting on it for sure. And wait, wait, wait,

922
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: and the music like cuts out from like like children

923
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: and the music's gone. You might you might have a point, Dude,

924
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 1: that is a very try hard song that is pretty

925
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,919
Speaker 1: damn good, and that's that brings up try hard very good.

926
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 1: What the fuck is this? Because what's wrong with being

927
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 1: a try hard? Yeah? I feel like stripes me kind

928
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:24,759
Speaker 1: of bonkers a little bit, but I totally understand it.

929
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 1: But it's fine if you actually are saying shit, if

930
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 1: you're actually like philosophically deep and like it's hitting chords,

931
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,040
Speaker 1: I'm down. I'll take the trip. But you could also

932
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: be a try hard and not. I feel like I

933
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 1: am a try hard. I do try hard at things

934
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 1: me too, but I have nothing. I know that I

935
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 1: have nothing philosophical to say. I think that I do

936
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 1: trying hard to make people think that I'm intellectual by

937
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 1: any means. But that's not what he's saying. Yeah, it's nothing.

938
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:54,280
Speaker 1: What I try hard is try hard doesn't mean like effort.

939
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:57,319
Speaker 1: Try hard means like you're trying to really tap in,

940
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,240
Speaker 1: like you're really trying to say a trip truth, something poignant,

941
00:52:01,280 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: something super philosophical and deep. Oh I thought try hard

942
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 1: meant like a person who like tries hard to do

943
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: a thing and then like it's not cool. It's cool.

944
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 1: It's cool too, Like it's cool to look like, yeah,

945
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: cool is effortless, like you just did it effortless, like

946
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 1: you can just do a thing. Sure, it's all of

947
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: those things as one, but like, I mean, every athlete

948
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,880
Speaker 1: is a try hard. They're trying their hardest, but we

949
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: don't call them try hards. It's like someone who's like

950
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: overreachingly going for yeah, and you can just seep through it.

951
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, you're obviously well. I don't know, have

952
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 1: you ever seen those like YouTube videos of like the

953
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 1: guy who just won't stop dribbling. No, I have, like

954
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: he never he like will never shoot the ball, but

955
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 1: he's like he's really good at dribbling and like and

956
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:51,360
Speaker 1: just dribbles around people but never passes, never does a layup,

957
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: never takes a shot. I feel like that would be

958
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 1: a too try hard. So now imagine if that guy

959
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 1: was trying to tell you about just a master, that

960
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,480
Speaker 1: guy was trying to tell you about the art of basketball,

961
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 1: you'd be like, you're not the guy, You're not that guy.

962
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,839
Speaker 1: And all I'm saying is I just don't know if

963
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 1: these are the guys you're not. That is Dishwalla really

964
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,960
Speaker 1: is still out there saying that they're the guys. I

965
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 1: don't know. No, Dishwalla is not. They're not. I'll tell

966
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 1: you what I know. That's my whole question. I'm wondering

967
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,440
Speaker 1: if they're looking back, going like, yeah, it was kind

968
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 1: of silly. Is dish Wallace on tour? No? I got it?

969
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: I got it, I have the I have the info.

970
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: Let's dig d Kyle. Kyle's got it. I have the

971
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 1: info at him. It's they have one. They got one show.

972
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 1: They're on Cameo Kyle, you could open for him. They

973
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 1: got one show Saturday, July eighth, at the Libby Bowl

974
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 1: in Ohai, California. Let's we're going. This is my favorite

975
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 1: place in California. Let's fucking go there. Please. That's your

976
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 1: favorite place in California. Your favorite place in California is

977
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: the Libby Bowl. Oh Hi, I love nice. It's a beautiful, richree.

978
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:59,839
Speaker 1: It's better than conquered. Well, okay, come on. Also, there's

979
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:04,280
Speaker 1: a ton of great places in California's OHI legit? Your favorite?

980
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 1: I love OHI. It's like a sanctuary for me. I

981
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,959
Speaker 1: truly love it. Okay, well, and whenever you see someone

982
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 1: he recognizes there, he goes, oh, right, it is cool.

983
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 1: I should I say, oh hey, and they're like that

984
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 1: guy's a try hard's failing. He's failing hard. That's a

985
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: board teenage try hard. Well I'm no, so yeah, look,

986
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 1: it's a good song. It's great. I remember I left

987
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 1: it on. It's great. But I was like, I was like,

988
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:36,479
Speaker 1: do these words really land children? Often? When that came

989
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 1: out though, when I was when did that song come out?

990
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: Like it came out when we were in like seventh

991
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:44,719
Speaker 1: grade ninety seven, Yeah, nineteen ninety seven, I think, is

992
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:47,760
Speaker 1: my guess, that's a guess. I think that it landed

993
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:51,320
Speaker 1: with me when I was like fucking in middle school.

994
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 1: I think it landed because you had a middle school brain.

995
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 1: But adults were like, this guy is not saying shit, right,

996
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: But it still doesn't change that. It was like effortless

997
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: and cool to me when I was listening to and

998
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:06,280
Speaker 1: it didn't feel like it was like, oh, they're trying

999
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 1: so hard to teach me that. Also, the nineties were different,

1000
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: I know, but your brain wasn't developed, I know, and

1001
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:17,400
Speaker 1: that helped me developed that Blue Cars was nine five,

1002
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 1: So yeah, that fuck my butt like I'm wearing white pants.

1003
00:55:21,239 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: That was fifth grade, I think. For I mean, you

1004
00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 1: got to remember, guys, this isn't this is the nineties.

1005
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:30,280
Speaker 1: Music wasn't very but you gotta go ahead, go ahead.

1006
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:34,400
Speaker 1: Music was very serious. Like there was no sort of

1007
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: like this is like, um, they weren't laughing at themselves.

1008
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:41,440
Speaker 1: It was like live remember live, Oh yeah that dude

1009
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 1: live rock. Lightning crashes, lightning crash, Yeah, no lightning. But

1010
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: I would argue those guys pulled it off more than Dishwallah.

1011
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 1: Nirvana name was a little bit like dude. The fact

1012
00:55:56,840 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: that we keep going in you know that someone in

1013
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:02,799
Speaker 1: the Dishwallaw world is because every time we've ever called

1014
00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 1: out a band, they end up like, I mean, I

1015
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 1: follow you, I like you, guys. Basis for Dishwallah is

1016
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: gonna be like, well, what the fuck, guys, we as

1017
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:18,359
Speaker 1: our one hit. Look, I'm all about it. Good job.

1018
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 1: I just want to say I listened to the whole

1019
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:25,360
Speaker 1: song all the way through, and if anything, we're talking

1020
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,879
Speaker 1: about it, like, I'm sure they can have a laugh

1021
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,759
Speaker 1: about it. I'm sure they could be like, yeah, we

1022
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:33,919
Speaker 1: thought we were very self important at the time. It'd

1023
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 1: be like if they watched one of our sketches or like,

1024
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, like it's they watching our American Idol sketch.

1025
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 1: I saw that sketch that you posted for Blake's birthday

1026
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 1: of you of him writing you like a donkey, and yeah,

1027
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 1: he like was it? Look that was cool? That was tight? Yeah? Yeah,

1028
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 1: I guess we are still playing pretty funny y. Yeah,

1029
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:00,360
Speaker 1: it is pretty poignant and real that we were trying

1030
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 1: came off is way too easy for us. But like

1031
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,800
Speaker 1: people still look at Kurt Cobain and go, Kurt Cobain

1032
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:08,800
Speaker 1: was saying something and maybe that's because he blew his

1033
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,839
Speaker 1: brains out that people go he was for real? No, yeah,

1034
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 1: but they were just pretty fucking great, like he was

1035
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 1: a good poet. When like dish I know, but I'm

1036
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,640
Speaker 1: not saying Dishwala is bad. I'm just saying, are they

1037
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 1: really saying anything? I think they said something in that song.

1038
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: I will say that I think Dishwala is less good

1039
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: than Nirvana. I will. I'm willing to put myself out

1040
00:57:30,560 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 1: there and say they're not as good as Nirvana. Hey,

1041
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 1: and you know what that takes. Gut Kyle, Kyle are

1042
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: you willing to say that, Kyle, are you willing to say? What?

1043
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:40,959
Speaker 1: Am I willing to say that? Dishwala is not as

1044
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,920
Speaker 1: good as the band Nirvana? Not as good as Nirvana?

1045
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 1: And I'm willing to stand on that platform, stand on

1046
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:51,920
Speaker 1: that platform. Okay, Okay, why I don't want to discount

1047
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 1: I just don't want to discount this song because it

1048
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:58,680
Speaker 1: did have something. What about Soul Asylum Runaway? Yeah, well

1049
00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 1: then that's one hits really for me, dude, And I

1050
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 1: feel like Soul Asylum might be better than Nirvana, And

1051
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:09,640
Speaker 1: I'm willing to stand Wow, dude, And then what's the

1052
00:58:09,680 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 1: other one where like, uh, she's ryding the button? Collective?

1053
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 1: Soul doesn't hit, doesn't land for me? Good music. I

1054
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 1: know the songs. I can't turn them off, but like,

1055
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: I don't take it serious off dude. Trust me, we're

1056
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: songs that we're listening to today. In fucking twenty years,

1057
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 1: people are gonna be like those songs were so fucking

1058
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 1: stupid and they thought they were so cool. No, we're

1059
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 1: old enough now to know the new songs are stupid. Yeah, well,

1060
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:37,480
Speaker 1: Blake isn't what are you dumbas baked? Blake? A board teenager,

1061
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 1: and he's like, we actually, little Dirk is the truth.

1062
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:44,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I like, I like Uber everywhere, but he's

1063
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: just saying uber everywhere, right, what is that? Like? Who

1064
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 1: is the the artist? But isn't that what you like?

1065
00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:55,480
Speaker 1: That is going to transcend music? Who's going to be

1066
00:58:55,520 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 1: the Nirvana of this generation? Is it like Frank Ocean? Okay, yeah, sure,

1067
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:08,160
Speaker 1: let's say yeah, these jilly complex songs, they're very deep. Yeah,

1068
00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 1: but Frank Ocean also, isn't that big? Adam didn't want

1069
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:19,480
Speaker 1: and add want you to say a correct answer. No, Yeah,

1070
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 1: fucking Travis Scott. Also, Frank Ocean isn't as big as

1071
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 1: Nirvana was in nineteen ninety three, you know what I mean?

1072
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,040
Speaker 1: Travis Scott, I feel like probably is. Well, we had

1073
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:32,920
Speaker 1: this argument and a couple of podcasts a go. It's like,

1074
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:37,280
Speaker 1: you can't achieve that sort of hype anymore. Exactly, It's

1075
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 1: kind of impossible. And by the way, people are going

1076
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:42,240
Speaker 1: off teeing off on me about Turnstile. I didn't say

1077
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 1: Turnstile was bad. They're good. They're just not the fucking

1078
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 1: giant level the bands were able to be back in

1079
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,640
Speaker 1: the day. Yeah, you were trying to say, like rock

1080
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 1: band sold out huge arenas like huge, like Stone double

1081
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 1: pilots like Andy and were culturally relevant. They're still rock

1082
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 1: bands like that that sell out stadiums dish, but they're

1083
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:06,960
Speaker 1: just not as relevant. Yes, that's right, right, Like like

1084
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: the bands that sell out stadiums now aren't the rolling

1085
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 1: Stones of like the seventies in the sixties, you know

1086
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like or even fucking like Glive Aid,

1087
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:19,440
Speaker 1: Like how big that arena was was insane when it

1088
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 1: was like Queen wasn't Oh, I can't remember. I think

1089
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,080
Speaker 1: it was in OHI at the what was it called

1090
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:30,760
Speaker 1: the Williams Your favorite place? The fucking my favorite the

1091
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 1: Libby ball. I want to be buried at this place,

1092
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:37,840
Speaker 1: the Libby Bowl, which is quakes favorite place in California.

1093
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 1: Do you think this wall was like Australian or something?

1094
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 1: What the fuck is dish walla all about? What does

1095
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:45,320
Speaker 1: that mean? They're from? Uh? Santa Barbara? Oh, that's why

1096
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:48,760
Speaker 1: they're in Oha? Did we gotta go? Hell? Yeah? We do.

1097
01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 1: Now we have Now we have to introduce when is it? Well? No,

1098
01:00:52,560 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: the thing is before we decided to tee off on

1099
01:00:55,960 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: them for twenty minutes, introduced them but now who knows, man,

1100
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 1: we're selling they broke up? What and how were they

1101
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 1: playing at the Libby Bowl? Wait? No, hold hold up, no, no,

1102
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:11,240
Speaker 1: this is just did they need us? Kyle, what are

1103
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 1: you looking at? I'm looking at Google. Google is doing

1104
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: the thing to me where it's just like you're reading there. Yelp,

1105
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 1: Kyle's reading the theory. I am bombed that Blink one

1106
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 1: eighty two is going to have to postpone their tour

1107
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 1: because Travis Barker. No Blink eighty two because Travis Barker

1108
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:31,959
Speaker 1: broke his finger. Yep. I feel like he can drum

1109
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 1: through that. I think he tried. I think he tried. No,

1110
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,600
Speaker 1: I mean they're gonna do like a It's like gonna

1111
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 1: be a two year like world tour, right, this is

1112
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 1: like their last turnstyles opening for him. It's gonna be

1113
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 1: I know it's gonna be fucking sick. Adam. Adam and

1114
01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 1: Blake are like we were at the same party talking

1115
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:51,600
Speaker 1: to the same people, and you guys are like comparing facts. Actually,

1116
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 1: actually I do need admittedly, I would like some facts

1117
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 1: cleared up from your party because right at the end

1118
01:01:57,880 --> 01:01:59,680
Speaker 1: there things got real blurry. I'd like had to go

1119
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:02,360
Speaker 1: back look at like my nest footage to see exactly

1120
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 1: when I got home. I'm like, when, dude, nest I

1121
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:09,440
Speaker 1: have some of the most chaotic nest footage. Dude, I

1122
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 1: stop in the middle of my driveway and wave at

1123
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 1: the camera and go hi. Yeah. Yeah, And that's just

1124
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:17,760
Speaker 1: for you because I, yeah, I knew that I was

1125
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:22,240
Speaker 1: going to check it the next Yeah, you're just yeah.

1126
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: I definitely have some backyard nest footage where I'm just

1127
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:28,600
Speaker 1: sleeping on the fucking patio, just like I give up

1128
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,800
Speaker 1: trying to open this door. You fell asleep outside? Oh yeah, Blake,

1129
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:35,439
Speaker 1: Blake loves to fall asleep, not in his bed. Yeah,

1130
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 1: you fell asleep outside. Not that day, but this is

1131
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:42,720
Speaker 1: another day. Oh oh oh cool. Yeah, that's just another

1132
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 1: random Monday. Yeah wow, all right, just another random Monday, Blake.

1133
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:53,640
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen any takebacks your nest cam? I

1134
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 1: would like to take back. I feel like I got

1135
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:58,240
Speaker 1: to take bread like us kind of going in on

1136
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:02,320
Speaker 1: Dishwallow like question name how deep they are? Not deep

1137
01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 1: they are? I'm a I'm a big fan of that

1138
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:07,360
Speaker 1: one song of DISHWALLA. Don't really know the rest of

1139
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:09,440
Speaker 1: their catalog, but I'm going to beef up so we

1140
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:13,240
Speaker 1: can introduce them at the Libby Bowl. Yeah, what's the

1141
01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,480
Speaker 1: date again? And by the way, this is America. We

1142
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:19,680
Speaker 1: can judge and wonder and ask questions. Yeah, oh yeah, dude,

1143
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, America. We can judge. This isn't get Mo Okay, yeah,

1144
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:27,360
Speaker 1: this ain't China the spy. That's a compliment to America.

1145
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 1: We can go ahead and yeah and analyze, you know, yeah,

1146
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 1: we can analyze what is pretentious and what is not

1147
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 1: to different brains. You know, you can sell I like

1148
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:39,760
Speaker 1: Dishwallah because I fucking give him our time every once

1149
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:42,560
Speaker 1: in a while, once every twenty years. What's cool is

1150
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:45,520
Speaker 1: anyone that is in our exact age is going to

1151
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 1: go who the fuck is Dishwallah? Anyone that is you're

1152
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:50,800
Speaker 1: five years older, you have no idea and five years

1153
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:54,600
Speaker 1: younger no idea. This girl who was the like, um,

1154
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 1: what do they call the person that sits you at

1155
01:03:57,000 --> 01:04:03,400
Speaker 1: a restaurant? The receptionist for not a no, it's the host.

1156
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 1: Like twenty five year old girl the other day at

1157
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,600
Speaker 1: the restaurant was like, I'm a big fan of the

1158
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:10,440
Speaker 1: podcast and then sat me down and I was like, oh,

1159
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 1: she doesn't get fifty to seventy percent of the references.

1160
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:19,440
Speaker 1: And in this episode we talked about Dishwalla for forty

1161
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 1: five minutes. Might a lost? I feel like this might

1162
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:25,280
Speaker 1: be the it's gonna pop Dishwalla. I feel like we're

1163
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 1: gonna pop yeah, oh yeah, a big rise. I'm sorry

1164
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,560
Speaker 1: we have the location. Kyle, did you say the dates again?

1165
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 1: Or yeah? July eighth? Right, so you closed my browser? Um, well,

1166
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:38,120
Speaker 1: while you're doing that, I love to give a shout

1167
01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 1: out to America where four fucking off on other idiots

1168
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:47,680
Speaker 1: and really try to claim they're smarter than them. Up. Hey,

1169
01:04:47,720 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 1: but dude, give them a shout out. Don't do not

1170
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:59,560
Speaker 1: give America flowers, do not give balloons. Sure, but honest, Grandma,

1171
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:01,360
Speaker 1: I do want to link up with those guys and

1172
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:05,120
Speaker 1: sit around and maybe like, uh, smoke a little bowl

1173
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 1: and tell them all our thoughts on God. Yeah, that

1174
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:12,680
Speaker 1: would be cool to tell the guy who said tell

1175
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 1: me all your thoughts on God? All our thoughts on

1176
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 1: God would be sick. Yeah, that would be sick. God's

1177
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 1: an alien octopus. What do you think about? If you

1178
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:25,080
Speaker 1: can do it? And oh, hi, and Kyle, what's the

1179
01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:27,920
Speaker 1: date what's the date I told you I closed the browser,

1180
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 1: all right, everybody, And that's another like, if you don't

1181
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:45,000
Speaker 1: play us out Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, okay, Saturday, we will

1182
01:05:45,080 --> 01:06:09,080
Speaker 1: be hit it. He hits that note later your thoughts song. God,

1183
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:12,000
Speaker 1: he's got a I take everything we said back. That's okay.

1184
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:15,280
Speaker 1: He gotta throw and he makes him breaks by the way.

1185
01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:19,880
Speaker 1: He's trying hard, but I appreciate the note of that song.

1186
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:22,760
Speaker 1: All Right, I'm hard, I'm hard, trying to get hard.

1187
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:27,760
Speaker 1: I'm hard. Just listening, all right, God damn cool. Now,

1188
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:33,840
Speaker 1: plut the song back on now that we're done, we

1189
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:35,800
Speaker 1: put it back on. Yeah, play it back because it

1190
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:36,360
Speaker 1: was nice.