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Speaker 2: then just Bellini Bellini, Bellini, Blini, Bellini, I barely know her,

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Speaker 2: and then definitely ended on in espresso Martini because I

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Speaker 3: I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm

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Speaker 3: sure this is all fake, a fake.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Welcome to adulting on Jordan Carlos. I'm joined

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Speaker 1: as always by my coat from Go Michelle, butteau. How

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Speaker 1: you doing, Michelle? Look at you with your eyeliner on?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I mean you give compliments like a

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Speaker 2: single auntie at a family reunion. Look at you all

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Speaker 2: give it a shit about the way you look at whatnot?

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Speaker 1: Bitch?

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Speaker 4: You think you two looks and you've got deodorant with

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Speaker 4: the lumanum.

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Speaker 2: Bitch, I'll see you with your brow. It's like you

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Speaker 2: can't just be like, you look nice today.

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Speaker 1: You look nice today. I love how you look today.

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Speaker 1: Your smile is popping. I love your cheeks are popping.

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Speaker 1: You look great. Come on now, thank you.

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Speaker 2: I will take all the motherfucking compliments I can get,

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Speaker 2: and I will tell you what makeup helps. Because these kids,

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Speaker 2: I think I have to skip naps. They're three and

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Speaker 2: a half. When do we skip naps for toddlers? They

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Speaker 3: When did you nap? When did you stop napping?

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Speaker 1: Your kids napping stopped at about four? About four?

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Speaker 3: Okay, we did?

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Speaker 1: We did? Did they take their one? They took two

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Speaker 1: naps and then they kind of like converged that into

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Speaker 1: you get your time back a little bit, you know,

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Speaker 3: I remember one time you and your family came to

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Speaker 1: Absolutely we do.

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Speaker 3: And your wife was like, our son's napping, he got

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Yeah, that's just how it goes and I'm

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Speaker 2: just so glad you stayed in the car because sometimes

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Speaker 3: Hey, yeah, any outside chilling.

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Speaker 2: It's very European just to like leave your kids outside

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Speaker 3: A beatle can get into my purse?

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Speaker 5: What to do?

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Speaker 3: What's up here? A big spider web?

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Speaker 1: What is that?

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Speaker 3: West Nile in the east?

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Speaker 2: Like, you know, like I go to a hotel and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what's behind the sheet, what's on top of

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Speaker 1: I never check under the bed at the hotel.

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Speaker 3: No, never under the bed.

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Speaker 1: Therefore, it's just not gonna I just don't think it's

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Speaker 1: Why would I be comfortable with that? Why would I

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Speaker 3: That shit has been all over someone's semen and poo poo.

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Speaker 1: Well that was the thing.

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Speaker 1: The worst part was the manager at the hotel was like,

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Speaker 3: That's not the follow up question.

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Speaker 1: The funny part was the funniest part was we were

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Speaker 1: My brother was like, oh, when is the president coming here?

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Speaker 3: You know, like, oh my god, what's your brother's name again?

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Speaker 1: Joseph, Joseph is my brother, Joseph.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know Joseph was funny.

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Speaker 1: Joseph Joseph hilarious. Joe's so funny, He's he is a

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Speaker 1: he loves to tell stories. He is the ultimate host.

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Speaker 1: He is a jolly man and he is I love that.

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Speaker 1: It's full of energy in life.

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Speaker 2: You guys are cool. The whole family's dope. Everyone likes

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Speaker 2: to have a good time.

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Speaker 5: That's you know.

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Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't hung out with your dad. I

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Speaker 3: My dad is here all month. So I flew my

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Speaker 2: They're on their way over and you know, my dad

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Speaker 2: to visit them, but there's no time since I'm creating

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Speaker 2: my own show for Netflix, eight episodes straight to series.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much about Well the thing is get

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Speaker 1: The point is the plug?

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Speaker 2: Because there's nothing there's nothing better in sweeter than like,

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Speaker 3: But it's so nice to for some.

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Speaker 2: And it's a lot of finger food, and it's a

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Speaker 3: There or I did? And I remember my great grandma.

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Speaker 2: She used to eat the spiciest food and then just

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Speaker 2: At least like you, Like my parents are very responsible

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Speaker 2: And I always say this, and I say it out

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Speaker 2: I'm fine to go quietly in the sleep, but I

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Speaker 3: I want a guest list.

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Speaker 3: Yes, ma'am a step and repeat. I wanted to be

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Speaker 3: Like your send off for funeral is just like fuck.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's a celebration of life, right, that's what That's

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Speaker 3: This took a turn. I didn't mean it to get

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Speaker 1: It didn't know it's it's it's all good lights.

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Speaker 3: But cleaning the kid's ears, they love it as much

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 3: Nooks and crannies. Oh looks, let's move on. So excited

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Speaker 2: Hopefully she has way more classy stories than what we

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Speaker 1: You have, yes, I have. We work together on Everything's Trash.

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Speaker 1: We can get into what she did exactly on the

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Speaker 2: Yes, she's a stand up comedian, she's a writer, she's

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Speaker 1: Please help us.

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Speaker 4: Welcome Chanel Ali, Chanelle Ali. Oh, okay, you did it,

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Speaker 4: Hiel Ali?

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Speaker 1: What's up?

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Speaker 5: Hey, it's so good to be here.

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Speaker 1: First of all, we are actually former co workers. You

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Speaker 1: You had a very unique job. You were Phoebe Robbinson,

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Speaker 2: So a stand in, if y'all don't know, it's a

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Speaker 2: get some water, coffee ten one, yeah, more like ten fun.

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Speaker 2: That's industry for Pee Peepe and Little Peepe Dance. I

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Speaker 2: I'm efficient. Just kidding, that's discussing. Although I did try

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Speaker 3: It really was said. It really reminded me of my grandma.

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Speaker 3: It was just a smell.

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Speaker 1: Wow, what is Yeah, like that's only like seven hours

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Speaker 3: We'll get into it another time. Channel. This is really

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Speaker 1: But the point is this is the show. This is

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Speaker 2: It's called so the actors, the main actors are called

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Speaker 2: So yeah, you're constantly hearing second team, and so you

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Speaker 1: But.

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Speaker 2: They always simulate like a blow job or like fucking

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Speaker 3: But anyway, was this the first time that you were

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Speaker 5: No, it wasn't. But it was my first time being

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Speaker 5: it's Phoebe.

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Speaker 6: You don't even know that.

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Speaker 5: It's me, right, Yeah, absolutely, And I got to I

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Speaker 6: They're just filming her getting in and out of a

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Speaker 5: Some sequence, and people kept trying to get in the cab,

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Speaker 3: A cab in New York's a hot commodity.

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Speaker 5: None of this is real. This is all off asade.

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Speaker 5: Get out of here, man, help yourself. But yeah, it

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Speaker 3: I had to run the line yemmy yummy yummy.

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Speaker 5: I had to hit the marks, you know, I was

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Speaker 3: That's great.

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Speaker 2: If you're gonna spend that much time on saying, you

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Speaker 5: Totally period?

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Speaker 2: Now we're not so basic question sort of like the

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Speaker 3: Have you ever met somebody on set standing?

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Speaker 6: You don't have to tell me. I'll touch I touch

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Speaker 3: But we did have we were sod to light this honey,

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to get the experience you want to shot, but.

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Speaker 3: Normalize these titty that's right, that's right.

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Speaker 6: You guys do He was like, can you guys do

444
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,320
Speaker 6: the kiss real quick? And then he just like went

445
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,960
Speaker 6: back by the camera and we both were like yes,

446
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,679
Speaker 6: and we didn't move. We just didn't move because we.

447
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:57,600
Speaker 5: Were both so can. We just stood there and like row.

448
00:19:58,119 --> 00:19:59,560
Speaker 5: It was the whole time I could say they ever

449
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:01,680
Speaker 5: told something and I didn't do it. It's not that

450
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,280
Speaker 5: I didn't want to, but being ordered to do it

451
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,960
Speaker 5: made it feel so awkward that we both were like,

452
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,399
Speaker 5: there's no time for consent, you know.

453
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,440
Speaker 1: Oh that's what the intimacy coordinators for.

454
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,240
Speaker 3: Oh, please give me a break.

455
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:14,720
Speaker 5: Yeah.

456
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,399
Speaker 1: Wow, I didn't. I didn't know the drama behind it all.

457
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,479
Speaker 3: Are you single, chan?

458
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:19,680
Speaker 6: I am single?

459
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,000
Speaker 1: Yes?

460
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:20,399
Speaker 2: See.

461
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,119
Speaker 5: I always fall for boom guys. I don't know if

462
00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:25,600
Speaker 5: you have that problem on set. I love boom guys.

463
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:32,400
Speaker 2: They're so quiet, quiet, and usually tall and listening and sensitive.

464
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:38,160
Speaker 6: They have strong arms and good boots.

465
00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:41,480
Speaker 5: I just always The other day the other day, I

466
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:45,160
Speaker 5: was on set for something and they had a boom lady.

467
00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:48,520
Speaker 5: I'd never seen a boom lady before and honestly didn't

468
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:49,320
Speaker 5: hit the same for me.

469
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Speaker 1: Didn't hit this not into the boom ladies.

470
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,960
Speaker 5: Wasn't in the boom lady. If anything, I was a

471
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,320
Speaker 5: little angry, like, Hey, when's the boom guy gonna come in?

472
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,199
Speaker 1: Good question? Great? You know, Michelle, the expression of your

473
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,159
Speaker 1: face is very interesting.

474
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,360
Speaker 3: Wait, let's get back into Chanelle's love life.

475
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,399
Speaker 2: Have you ever had a very casual hookup with someone

476
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:08,200
Speaker 2: a comedian, someone on set that you had to go see,

477
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,120
Speaker 2: like another time that I had.

478
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,240
Speaker 6: To go see another time, like awkwardly, like I ran and.

479
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, oh we're working together now? Whips.

480
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,320
Speaker 5: Not really, I mean, but I do. I do remember

481
00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:21,600
Speaker 5: one time coming to a comedy show and this guy

482
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,440
Speaker 5: that I had like had a hook up with one

483
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,560
Speaker 5: time was backstage and I was shocked to see him

484
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,800
Speaker 5: because he wasn't a comedian. He was like a musician.

485
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,720
Speaker 5: So I walked in. I was like, Hey, what are

486
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,240
Speaker 5: you doing here? And he was like, oh, I didn't

487
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,280
Speaker 5: know you were on this show. I'm actually dating her.

488
00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,560
Speaker 5: And he pointed to this other lady comedian.

489
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Speaker 3: Did she look like you?

490
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,200
Speaker 5: No, she doesn't look like me at all. But I

491
00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:44,240
Speaker 5: was like, I'm happy for y'all. You know, I didn't

492
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,320
Speaker 5: have like feelings for him. But in the same breath,

493
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:49,560
Speaker 5: I was kind of like, oh, so, now you and

494
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 5: I both have this guy in our rolodex, and that's cool.

495
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,760
Speaker 6: Bring him to more shows. It's a family affair.

496
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:59,040
Speaker 2: I follow up question and like, I'm so sorry if

497
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:01,480
Speaker 2: I'm prying, let a bitch know. But this is exciting

498
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,800
Speaker 2: because you know, I don't have a lot of single

499
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,560
Speaker 2: friends that are happy.

500
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,520
Speaker 3: You look happy, and this is fun for me. What

501
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:08,919
Speaker 3: do you consider hooking up?

502
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:15,600
Speaker 5: I think hooking up is kissing. I think it's sex

503
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 5: in any form. I think it's.

504
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,320
Speaker 6: Anything that you would do beyond hugging.

505
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 1: Is hooking up interesting?

506
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,879
Speaker 5: You know, we hooked up, we hooked up, we hooked up.

507
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 6: We you know, there's levels to it, Like we really

508
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,119
Speaker 6: hooked up.

509
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,879
Speaker 5: You know, we were still hooked.

510
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 2: But you know, I feel like for me, hooking up

511
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:37,760
Speaker 2: is penetration, whether it's with like your fingers as something else.

512
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 2: But if it's just like he kissed my titty and

513
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 2: kissed my neck, that's not really hooking up. He's just

514
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 2: you know, that's just like a little appetizer titty in

515
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 2: the mouth.

516
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 5: That's your son, that's your child.

517
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,119
Speaker 3: What's up?

518
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,239
Speaker 1: That's your child? She said, titty in the mouth, Oh,

519
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,200
Speaker 1: titty in the mouth. A good latch, A good latch

520
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:57,920
Speaker 1: on the on the on the nip. Yes, I believe. Well,

521
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,959
Speaker 1: I believe that hooking up as to involve the drawing

522
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:06,480
Speaker 1: of the nude form after you're done making love to them.

523
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,400
Speaker 1: Well you have to like like Jack and Titanic.

524
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 3: Thank you Jack, Yeah, thank you Jack.

525
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, no problem.

526
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 6: Romance.

527
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:17,160
Speaker 5: Romance is different now now guys do it on an iPad.

528
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 5: They don't even have the pen and the paper.

529
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, now they just have like a like an avatar.

530
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,399
Speaker 1: That's all the sketch.

531
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Speaker 3: What do you consider what do you consider a good date?

532
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:32,919
Speaker 2: Because between New York City always having a dope as

533
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,919
Speaker 2: show to go to or do, what do you consider

534
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 2: a good date?

535
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 3: Because your time is precious?

536
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,440
Speaker 5: It's so precious, honestly, Honestly, I think in the last

537
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:45,239
Speaker 5: two years especially, dates really have come to like are

538
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,360
Speaker 5: we outside doing something? You know, Like that's that's really

539
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 5: kind of the the level that you have to clear.

540
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,440
Speaker 5: But I had a great date where this guy took

541
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Speaker 5: me to like a petting zoo and we fed a

542
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,479
Speaker 5: bunch of animals and they have this big choy pon

543
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,919
Speaker 5: like it was an enormous coy pod. I couldn't even

544
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,400
Speaker 5: I mean, like thousands. Imagine all the fishery ver seen.

545
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 5: They're all in this coipon and.

546
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 6: We're feeding them and they're just they know what they're

547
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 6: there for.

548
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 1: You know.

549
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 6: It just was a vibe and a good energy.

550
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 5: And then we went to like this mirror maze escape

551
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 5: thing that we did together that was like half outside

552
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:20,880
Speaker 5: half inside, and I just felt like the whole day

553
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,000
Speaker 5: we did activities like that and kind of experienced it

554
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 5: together in this beautiful, you know, safe way. I don't know,

555
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 5: I just had such a great time. It made me

556
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,360
Speaker 5: feel better than some of the fancy estates I've gone

557
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 5: in in New York City where a guy sends a

558
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 5: car and it takes me somewhere fancy, and I'm like,

559
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:41,160
Speaker 5: this is this We're in a forty forty club by ourselves.

560
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 3: Do is just sending cars? Okay? I didn't know? This

561
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 3: is pretty woman. That is amazing.

562
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's uber.

563
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:51,919
Speaker 2: So I feel like people forget that being thoughtful counts

564
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 2: for a lot. Whatever you have in your bank account,

565
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 2: it's more attractive for me at least that you're thoughtful

566
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 2: and ambitious. Please don't be lazy. Please be passionate about something.

567
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 2: I won't give a fuck what it is, just like

568
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 2: something I.

569
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 5: Was really appreciate when someone recognizes what effort I've had

570
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:11,000
Speaker 5: to put forward, Like, Hey, I know you spent an

571
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 5: hour and twenty minutes on the train to get here.

572
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 5: I'm gonna make sure that you know you get to

573
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 5: take a car home and that you get to whatever.

574
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 5: Like I appreciate someone noticing, like I can see that

575
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 5: you've put some effort into getting here. Let me help you.

576
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,239
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question? Though, I feel as

577
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 1: though Chanel, like from your videos and everything like that,

578
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:31,159
Speaker 1: which I love. I love your videos. When you do

579
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,960
Speaker 1: like this is the day in the life of a

580
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: comedian to me, I feel like that's your passion, Like

581
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 1: that's your concern and your passion, and it's not to

582
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: quote a nineties movie title, but alas are on the side.

583
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree, and I think that really, Like I

584
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,120
Speaker 5: birth this this vlogging series that I have on TikTok

585
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 5: and on Instagram where I take people with me a

586
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 5: day in the life of comedian type vibe. I feel

587
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 5: like that came about because I was feeling avoid in

588
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:03,160
Speaker 5: dating civically and that I got tired of telling men

589
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 5: about my gigs and.

590
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,320
Speaker 6: Them not being hype enough.

591
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 5: Like I'm telling you I just did this incredible comedy

592
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 5: show with like comedians we've been watching on be et

593
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 5: since we're a little and they're.

594
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,160
Speaker 6: Like, cool, Chanel, you want to go see this movie?

595
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 5: And I'm like, you know what, I'm going to tell

596
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 5: people online and they're gonna be hype, and also I'm

597
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 5: going to find more guys who are hype. And it

598
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,440
Speaker 5: really kind of filled that void of like some days

599
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,479
Speaker 5: I do incredible things in my life and I come

600
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,160
Speaker 5: home and I don't always have someone to share it with. Well,

601
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 5: I'm going to share it with a bunch of people,

602
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,440
Speaker 5: and I'm going to find a community and maybe maybe

603
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,680
Speaker 5: some boys, maybe not who who think this is dope

604
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 5: and can you know, appreciate it?

605
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 1: I really appreciate it.

606
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 2: That sounds like a very healthy meal plan for Internet,

607
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Where it's like you

608
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 2: decide on your own record that you want to share

609
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 2: it because you know it's dope, Like you're not looking

610
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 2: for what's the word I'm looking for?

611
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 1: You're not looking for like approval and acknowledgment from just

612
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,439
Speaker 1: like so much tired.

613
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 3: Mom, this is like a game of celebrity. I'm like,

614
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 3: I gotcha, Jordan.

615
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: I'm right here. I'm right here with you. Okay. I'm

616
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 1: your understudy on these moments.

617
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 5: All right.

618
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 3: So here's he's my stand in.

619
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 1: I'm your standing okay. So because you were doing it,

620
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: but you were doing stand up like in kind of

621
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 1: Wild Times though too, like twenty twenty one, you would

622
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: go out and I honestly was like watching you go out.

623
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, Shanelle Lee is risking it all.

624
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:30,679
Speaker 1: You're just.

625
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:36,120
Speaker 5: Fifteen during I mean, I wow. I was getting tested

626
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 5: no lie, like four times a week every week for months.

627
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 5: I was just doing whatever I could, also like taking precautions.

628
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 5: But I felt like, you know, really obligated to keep

629
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 5: telling jokes, to keep making people laugh, and then also

630
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 5: to like, you know, live.

631
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: I was just like, this is my job.

632
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,240
Speaker 5: I don't I'm not gonna I'm not gonna go do

633
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,400
Speaker 5: another thing like this is it? You know. But those

634
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 5: were really cool experiences and it really showed me that like,

635
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 5: comedy is gonna live no matter what.

636
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 6: We could close every basement in New York City, which

637
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,120
Speaker 6: they did for a while.

638
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 5: We're gonna go on the rooftops in the parks and

639
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:11,120
Speaker 5: we're gonna go in backyards like we're gonna figure it out.

640
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:14,120
Speaker 6: I was doing fancy penthouse apartment shows.

641
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: Yes, stretched us and we did. I did like a

642
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: salon or something like that, or a boutique. It was.

643
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 1: It was wild.

644
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 3: Did y'all do the parking lot shows?

645
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, and queens and I'm.

646
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 3: Sure our listeners know.

647
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 2: In early quarantine, which we consider deep quarantine, you know,

648
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 2: it was deep at first, like we were like Lady

649
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 2: Got got stars born on the deep end and people

650
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 2: would be in their car and then you would perform

651
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 2: on a race platform hopefully yeahm or a truck sometimes

652
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 2: flatbed truck.

653
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 3: What and a time to kill is going on?

654
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: What they blink the lights?

655
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, they would blink the lights, honk the horn if

656
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 2: they liked what you said. How did that make you feel?

657
00:28:57,800 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 3: It's great?

658
00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: When I get the lights blinking. That was amaze. And

659
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: then I remember this one sister she did her windshow

660
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: wipers was that's like really wow? That was like I

661
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: was like, a all right, that's that's when you know

662
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: you're doing well. But the parking lot did you do

663
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: the one in Queens was like Jay Nogg's show. That

664
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: was funny.

665
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like by the Creek in the cave.

666
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 6: I think helped organize it.

667
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my goodness.

668
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 5: Yeah it was great.

669
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 3: They closed down and opened up in Austin, Yeah they did.

670
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 5: And I missed that club. That was like the first

671
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 5: place that ever booked me when I came to New

672
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 5: York City, I mean just for a weekend. I'm from

673
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 5: Philly originally, so I used to come up. That was

674
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 5: the first place that ever booked me.

675
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 6: What part of Philly are you from North Philly near

676
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 6: like Temple?

677
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, right on.

678
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 2: I lived in South Jersey for a year because both

679
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 2: my parents worked in Center City. Oh nice, and so

680
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 2: I remember driving over the Ben Franklin and hanging out

681
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 2: at the Galleria Mall.

682
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 5: Nice. Yeah it's real fancy now really because it was

683
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 5: real ghetto.

684
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 3: I was getting into faight.

685
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,280
Speaker 5: Yeah. No. People used to just go there to the

686
00:29:57,400 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 5: gallery to fight, yeah for sure. Yeah.

687
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 2: And I remember just like going to Penn's Landing and

688
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 2: making out and getting like finger fucked.

689
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 3: It was great.

690
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

691
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 3: My first joint that I bought was in Camden at

692
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 3: Rutgers University. Thank you so much.

693
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 5: Rutgers, Rutgers, Wow, Ruckers, Camen especially, guys.

694
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 3: Did you ever hang out in Jersey?

695
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 5: Yeah? I did. I have an aunt that lives in Pennsauken,

696
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 5: right across the bridge. A lot of my cousins still

697
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 5: live in South Jersey area. I'm very familiar with that area.

698
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 5: I applied to Rutgers. I ended up going to Temple,

699
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 5: but I definitely got, you know, into Rutgers as well.

700
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 3: Oh shit, nice, I applied to Rutgers. I didn't get in.

701
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 5: Are you so mad at them? Because I didn't get

702
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 5: into Villanova and I didn't even want to go there.

703
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 5: And I'm still pissed.

704
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 2: I'm I'm a little salty. I'm like, I'm a little

705
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 2: salty water hot dog.

706
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 3: But it's okay. But picture, bitch, I know, I know.

707
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 3: I'm my basement doing a podcast.

708
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 1: Before you're about to record, you're about to film, Okay,

709
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 1: your Netflix show? Hello? Why do you care about what

710
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: Vileanova says? Are seating all or any other? Philadelphia? It's

711
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 1: like that.

712
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 3: I couldn't tell you why.

713
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 6: You know.

714
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 2: It's like when you're a comedian's like the one table

715
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 2: that's not laughing and everyone is just bent over a laughter.

716
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 2: It's like the one person that told Michael Jackson he

717
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 2: looked like a monkey as some ship when he was eight,

718
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 2: and then he never let it go.

719
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 3: I don't know why. I don't know why we do that.

720
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: If you guys know why, let me know, because we

721
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: believe that those people know the truth.

722
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 5: I would never loud. I can't believe you. Why did

723
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 5: you say it?

724
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 6: They don't know anything. They're idiots.

725
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: I know they're idiots, you know, and half the people

726
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 1: are usually like in a show, they're not laughing. They

727
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 1: were dragged there. You know what I'm saying. It wasn't

728
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: their idea to come. And it's like the one person

729
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: that's smiling, like I love these I'm your biggest fan.

730
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 1: You're like you, I don't want to.

731
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 4: Biggest fan.

732
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 1: I love. I don't know that's that's people do that.

733
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 2: When you started comedy and you made it, made the

734
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 2: New York City transition, did you feel like you had

735
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 2: to do all the things that a comedian has to do,

736
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 2: like audition for SNL and go to Montreal or do

737
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 2: a half hour wear a blazer and jeans.

738
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Speaker 3: I don't know.

739
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 5: Yes, in that order, in that exact order is now

740
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 5: I thought I needed to do it. Obviously, I absolutely

741
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 5: wanted SNL. I'm still working on that. I auditioned a

742
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 5: couple I don't know a couple of months ago and

743
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 5: I put jfl on a very big pet of store.

744
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 5: I was like, I need to be a new face.

745
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 5: I have to go to Montreal. And the first year

746
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 5: that I auditioned and I didn't get it, I was like,

747
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 5: this whole institution is stupid. They don't know anything about comedy,

748
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 5: you know. I was just so indignant and so angry.

749
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 5: And so the second year that I auditioned, I told

750
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 5: my manager before I went in, I was like, I'm

751
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 5: not gonna audition anymore after this, and you got it,

752
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 5: And she was like why Yeah, and I got in.

753
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 5: She was like, well, why were you saying that? And

754
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 5: I was like, because I didn't want to be ten

755
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 5: years in the comedy trying to be a new face.

756
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 6: I don't care about it that much. I think there's

757
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 6: tons of comedians.

758
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 5: I've never been a new face, never got on SNL,

759
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 5: never had a Comedy Central whatever, and still have incredible

760
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 5: careers and make content or movies and television. That's you know.

761
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 5: I just knew before I got those things that regardless

762
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 5: if I get them, I'll be fine. But when I

763
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 5: got jfl Man, that was a really big deal for me.

764
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 5: I think I cried because we're not allowed to tell

765
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 5: people for a couple of weeks. I was on trains

766
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 5: in New York City crying all the time for like

767
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 5: two weeks because I couldn't believe that article is going

768
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 5: to come out, that I was going to be a

769
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 5: new face, and that I was going to Montreal. So yeah,

770
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 5: I definitely I wanted all those things, but I came

771
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 5: here to grind. I was focused on finding the mics

772
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 5: that were going to give me good stage time. I

773
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 5: was focused on Wyatt's ANAC's show, Night Train. I was

774
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 5: focused on getting in with the Brooklyn comedy scene at

775
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 5: the Knit. Hannibal was there, I was, you know, I

776
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 5: knew that I didn't even care about Manhattan that much.

777
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 5: I was trying to get right deep into what I

778
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 5: felt like was a comedy renaissance that I thought I

779
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,240
Speaker 5: saw happening.

780
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 2: You know, yes, And I always say, go where you're celebrated,

781
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 2: not tolerated, And that's what Brooklyn comedy is for me,

782
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 2: at least, It's like it always feels like a celebration,

783
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 2: like a community understanding.

784
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say this, have you found do

785
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: you feel like a community and supportive circle of people

786
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: in the world of comedy? Oh?

787
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely. I mean I was just with Wya Sanak

788
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,919
Speaker 5: and Don Will the other day we did a show

789
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,879
Speaker 5: shouting at the screen and why I knew Don Will

790
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 5: from just people I knew in Philly way before I

791
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 5: became a comedian, like.

792
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:42,439
Speaker 6: Just in my life.

793
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 5: Shit, yeah, he was just one of my friends. I

794
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 5: used to I was a huge Tanya Morgan Morgan fan.

795
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 5: I would go to their concerts and then when I

796
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 5: told him like, hey, I'm starting comedy, I'm gonna start

797
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 5: this comedy here in Philly and I'm gonna come up

798
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 5: to New York. Once I got to New York, he

799
00:34:58,080 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 5: was one of the first people that told me you

800
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:01,399
Speaker 5: gotta come check out why It's Snacks show.

801
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 6: You got to come to these rooms and Brooklyn.

802
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Don's a real one. We love Don.

803
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:07,760
Speaker 3: He does our live shows.

804
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 6: And yes, so talented, so funny, so smart, so talented.

805
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 5: I would say definitely, if I could categorize the people

806
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,760
Speaker 5: who really influenced me and gave me so much resources

807
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:22,280
Speaker 5: and information. It's black men a thousand times. It's black

808
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 5: men in comedy that have given me my biggest opportunities

809
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,799
Speaker 5: that have been the most encouraging. I mean, the list

810
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 5: is long. I love that.

811
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 3: I love that so much.

812
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:38,280
Speaker 1: Yeah's black man, And I hope.

813
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 2: Black women are nice to you, because I really feel

814
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 2: like sometimes it gets competitive for no reason. I feel

815
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 2: like that's also part of the patriarchy, say that the

816
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 2: we only have room for one, but there's always a

817
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 2: room for a lot of us. You know, it doesn't

818
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,879
Speaker 2: have to be a white show with a black friend.

819
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 2: It could also be a black show absolutely.

820
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 5: You know.

821
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 3: I saw this quote on Instagram one time. Sorry Instagram,

822
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 3: I want to quote you.

823
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,399
Speaker 2: But being happy for someone else's success will never fuck

824
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 2: up yours. So I just really hope whoever the fuck

825
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,800
Speaker 2: is listening that, Yeah, just just be kind. It doesn't

826
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 2: take much.

827
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 1: That's really that's really hard for people. Sometimes it's hard

828
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 1: to like celebrate other people's Why are you laughing at that?

829
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:22,439
Speaker 1: Wasn't a fun fun? So it's really it's it's hard.

830
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 1: But you know what I do once a week is

831
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 1: I make myself like I try to get over that

832
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: and make myself watch something of my friends that they created,

833
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: if it's on TV or something like that, and it's

834
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 1: just like, oh, that's such a relief. And then you

835
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 1: can just like text them and tell them how great

836
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 1: it was. Yes, at least for me, because that's just

837
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: that's just me. I'm just way too competitive. But I

838
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 1: wanted to ask you sel like it says that like

839
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: you came up like in foster homes and that you

840
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: then live with a relative who was like in the

841
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,880
Speaker 1: Air Force, so you moved around a lot. So how

842
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 1: do you think that's really? How is that informed your

843
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 1: stand up?

844
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,279
Speaker 6: Well, first of all, it's made me an expert at

845
00:36:59,320 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 6: being on the road.

846
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 5: I pack light and if anybody, if you can ask anybody,

847
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 5: if Chanelle at least crashing on your couch, you won't

848
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 5: even know she's there, okay, because all I know how

849
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 5: to do is not make a mess, not make sounds,

850
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 5: and clean up of the mesself, you know. So it

851
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:20,799
Speaker 5: influenced me that that way.

852
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 1: For sure.

853
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 5: I noticed that all the time when I'm on the road,

854
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 5: I'm like, man, some comedians cannot handle this, and I

855
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 5: am breathing through. It's fine. But also I think it

856
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 5: gave me a certain amount of resiliency. Like I think

857
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 5: when I really decided, oh man, you know, I am

858
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 5: a comedian, I'm gonna try this. That sounded crazy, That

859
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 5: sounded like a crazy thing to say. But even crazier

860
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,359
Speaker 5: to me was like, oh, you didn't have a mom

861
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 5: and a dad and you had to like navigate through

862
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 5: the world and put yourself through college and like be

863
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 5: a good person. That's really crazy, and you did that,

864
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 5: and you did that, so maybe this is not going

865
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 5: to be like a straight shot. It's probably gonna have

866
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 5: some bumps, but it's downs like competitively much easier than

867
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 5: the thing I had already done. And then yes, you

868
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 5: know it just it gave me a perspective.

869
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 3: Do you have memories of foster care?

870
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:15,919
Speaker 5: Oh yes, I remember back so far. I remember every home,

871
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,800
Speaker 5: every family, A lot of them had their own children,

872
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 5: and you know, they were all in different aspects of

873
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:25,879
Speaker 5: their life. You know, some of them were older, you know, young,

874
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 5: some young families. But yeah, I think also, just like

875
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 5: moving around and going to different schools, you have to

876
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 5: learn how to communicate with people from everywhere. You got

877
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 5: to be personable. I'm sure that helped me develop my

878
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 5: chops and how I speak and communicate.

879
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 2: So because you're always walking into a room as a

880
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:48,720
Speaker 2: comedian after a host, and people have to trust you immediately.

881
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 3: Absolutely you know what I mean, and you have to

882
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 3: be on immediately.

883
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 2: And just it really is a special skill set that

884
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 2: no one talks about. I feel like the go to

885
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 2: the rumor for comedians is that the class clown. Yes,

886
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 2: like yeah, like the class clown that we're like pulling

887
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 2: the pigtails and running away. We all experience pain, We've

888
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 2: all had something traumatic happening in our lives. But it's

889
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 2: also like, well, well how do you deal with it?

890
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 2: And the way we deal with it is, you know,

891
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 2: using it as a superpower. Really, once I realized I

892
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 2: did that for comedy, I did that for dating, and it.

893
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 3: Helped I want to hear more about that.

894
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 2: So with dating, I felt like, not like the other

895
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 2: person should be a mind reader, but I'm just like, well,

896
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,279
Speaker 2: we talked online, or we talked on the phone, or

897
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 2: we have a friend in common, so you know what

898
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 2: this is. And I was always disappointed because I'm just like,

899
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 2: why are you not doing that thing? How Come we're

900
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:55,280
Speaker 2: not having fun? How come you're not polite or interesting

901
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 2: or whatever the fuck it was, or like have the

902
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 2: same goals as I do. Whatever it was, and then

903
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 2: when I when I turn it around, I'm just like,

904
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 2: this is I put it more on me than on them,

905
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 2: Like this is who I am, this is what I'm doing.

906
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 3: You can keep up if you want to.

907
00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: It was.

908
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 3: It just changed the game. And that's also you know

909
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:13,799
Speaker 3: how it should.

910
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 2: Be when you walk in a room, you know, when

911
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 2: you're a comedian and they're not laughing, it's not their fault.

912
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 3: It's like, well what are you serving? It's on you?

913
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 3: And so that's what I meant.

914
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel you.

915
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: I get that. I get that.

916
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 2: It's like, look at my look at my These used

917
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 2: to be mad he has I'm a gran, make a

918
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 2: good pot of riceders.

919
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 1: It's Michelle, but is pulling out of the station. You know,

920
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 1: the Michelle train is pulling out the station. Do you

921
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: want to be on that train or not? We have

922
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: a good time, we don't have a good time, whether

923
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:50,919
Speaker 1: you like it or not. I get that. I get that. Wow, Okay,

924
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 1: I was.

925
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,359
Speaker 5: Curious to ask you, like, do you feel like when

926
00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 5: you had to pick a mate, you had to find

927
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 5: someone that you thought could handle your rise because I

928
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 5: all always evaluate men on that scale.

929
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 6: I'm always like, you know, you seem great now, I'm

930
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 6: having so much fun with you.

931
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 5: Now, this is so great, But how are you going

932
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 5: to act five years from now when there's cameras in

933
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 5: your face and we can't go everywhere you want to go?

934
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 5: Or like you know, you know, are you bet yeh?

935
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 1: Yes?

936
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 6: How are you going to handle it?

937
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 3: No, I didn't think that way.

938
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:21,360
Speaker 1: For me.

939
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 2: That sounds like I'm thinking about the outside world and

940
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 2: I need to think about behind closed doors. Who do

941
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 2: I want to be with when I'm going through because

942
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 2: it's still stressful, you know, like Danika Kakpatrick says, we

943
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 2: love a new devil. So if I'm going through a change,

944
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 2: will you be there for me? Because I know that

945
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 2: you have my back and I have yours. So No,

946
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 2: I never thought about that. My only gauge was do

947
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 2: I want to talk to you tomorrow?

948
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 6: And that's that's that really means something that really does.

949
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, lots of lots of lots of years in my

950
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 5: life I dated guys that I was like, man, I

951
00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 5: don't like talking to you.

952
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 2: But you but but we still do, right, because it's like, well,

953
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:05,720
Speaker 2: what else am I gonna do or I'm polite or whatever.

954
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 2: You know, it's nice to have a hand to hole,

955
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 2: but it's aciding to do that exactly because it's just

956
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 2: like I will rather host other things instead of this

957
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 2: dumb idea.

958
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 3: They got to be happy for you.

959
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 2: If someone is not happy for you, I don't understand

960
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 2: couples that are jealous of each other's success. Don't you

961
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 2: want to see your partner fucking shine, say that that's

962
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,240
Speaker 2: why you liked him in the first place.

963
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 1: But not unless I'm shining brighter now. I want to

964
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: see them shine, but just I have to be shining

965
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: the brightest, and then I.

966
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 5: Appreciate you for being honest like that. Jordan.

967
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,720
Speaker 6: But you know when I moved from Philly.

968
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 5: When I moved from Philly to New York, I was

969
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 5: dating a guy and like, right before I moved, I

970
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 5: was feeling like, man, I don't know if he's gonna

971
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 5: be able to handle this move. He's kind of acting away.

972
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 5: And then he was supposed to come to a comedy

973
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 5: show and he hadn't been to one of my shows

974
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 5: in nine months, which is a really long time in

975
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 5: my opinion. I'm like nine months. Yeah, I could have

976
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 5: a baby up here, you don't even know. And so

977
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 5: he said he was gonna come, and then he's said like, yeah,

978
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 5: well I'm not gonna come. I gotta put my car

979
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 5: in the shop. That was his excuse. And so then

980
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 5: after the show car to the show, I called him

981
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,399
Speaker 5: to tell him about the show, and he was like, yeah,

982
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,919
Speaker 5: I wasn't able to put my car in the shop.

983
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 5: The guy was there. So I just came home and

984
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 5: I was like, wellh I didn't you come to the

985
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 5: show And he was like, well, I didn't have a car.

986
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 5: I was like, I don't have a car. I also

987
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 5: don't have a car, So how is it that I

988
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 5: can get to my show and you can't get to

989
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,360
Speaker 5: my show? And I was like immediately in the street,

990
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 5: I'm like on the street the phone, on the phone

991
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 5: with him, I was just like, hey, I break up

992
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 5: with you, like a declaration, Like I declared it and

993
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:28,840
Speaker 5: it's done.

994
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,439
Speaker 1: Yeah wait, hold on, you said that to him, break

995
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:32,800
Speaker 1: up with you?

996
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 6: And he was like you can't just say that.

997
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 5: I was like, I did. I said it, it's over. Yeah,

998
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 5: it's done.

999
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 1: That's yeah, you know.

1000
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 3: For me, And I learned this way too late in life.

1001
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 2: Think about what you want to say, because if you're

1002
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 2: not saying it, then it's not productive for either one

1003
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 2: of us. Think about what you want to say. What

1004
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 2: do you what would you like to say to me

1005
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 2: right now? Are you uncomfortable with me doing this? Yeah,

1006
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 2: for sure, just making a conversation and it doesn't have

1007
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 2: to be an argument.

1008
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 3: That's another thing too, And he.

1009
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 5: Did break down. He did, at one point break down

1010
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 5: his fears and they were out there, burned into my memory.

1011
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 5: He was like, you know, when you're on stage, people

1012
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 5: are looking at you. And I was like, man, that's

1013
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 5: such a crazy sentence to say. It's just insane that

1014
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 5: you think you could love a girl and other people

1015
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 5: can't see her.

1016
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 6: That's crazy.

1017
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 5: I can't be invisible.

1018
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 6: Some people might see something that you see in me.

1019
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 6: But then he was like, well, you know, you're hanging out.

1020
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 5: With comedians after the show, and you guys are smoking

1021
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,759
Speaker 5: and drinking, and I'm like, hey, I could get off

1022
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 5: stage and I could go sit at the table with

1023
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,280
Speaker 5: you and hang out with you and show how dope

1024
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 5: you are by proxy, but instead you don't come with

1025
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 5: the show. So yeah, sometimes I do hang out behind

1026
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 5: the comedy club in a well lit alley.

1027
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 1: Sometimes I think what they might be talking about this

1028
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: person this week man might be talking about is is

1029
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: that you do have to display as a comedian. You

1030
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: often have to display emotional availability. You know, you have to,

1031
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: like you can't be like get on stage and be like, well,

1032
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: I'm taking mother, because you know, you're opening up these

1033
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: parts of your life to people. You're on stage, you're

1034
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,759
Speaker 1: well that, you look great, you're funny, you're charming, you

1035
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: have charisma and the thing that they were attracted to

1036
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 1: about you. Other people could be as well, And I

1037
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: think that would would definitely invite some feelings of you know,

1038
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: jealousy and envy and things like that. I mean, I'm

1039
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 1: just saying, like, from this person's point of view, if

1040
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 1: they can if they those things notwithstanding, if they can

1041
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: support you, and even if they can admit like that

1042
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 1: makes me, you know, I get little jealous of that sometimes,

1043
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: you know, like even if they can do that that much,

1044
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 1: I'd feel like that would be a good partner if

1045
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: you can at least identify your issues and still kind

1046
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: of like roll with the punches.

1047
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 2: If someone, if someone even I would appreciate someone for

1048
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 2: admitting that, but I'd be like then this is a

1049
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 2: whole ass no, because you know, kind of like what

1050
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 2: you were saying, Schanel, people grow and they change and

1051
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 2: you have and you have to upgrade and level up

1052
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 2: and just you know, that's just what adulting is. Me

1053
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,759
Speaker 2: at twenty five is not gonna be me at thirty five.

1054
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 2: It's gonna be bigger, better and brighter and thicker. So

1055
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 2: get on board or just double tap the shit that

1056
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 2: you see because you know, and I always say double tabit,

1057
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 2: you know, and keep it moving squirrel, you know. And

1058
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 2: it's one of the mantras like I gave for myself

1059
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 2: that I always talk about but I will never stop saying,

1060
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 2: is if you don't want to hear from me, you're

1061
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 2: gonna hear about me.

1062
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 3: Bye, bitch. I don't know what to tell you.

1063
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 5: I can't hide, but I'm on the flyers. I'm outside.

1064
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 3: You have to figure out how to like live in

1065
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 3: the shine. You know you'll have fun, trust me.

1066
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 2: But but also like I have really talented, amazing friends

1067
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 2: that are introverts, very uncomfortable with dating someone that's an

1068
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 2: extrovert or even an extrovert introvert right, and so they

1069
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 2: love it because they get to have like a tour guide.

1070
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 2: But then when it actually comes to a conversation for

1071
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 2: more than five minutes, they're like, okay, go now, and

1072
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 2: it's just like, well, this is why you're doing this

1073
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 2: person because they are talking to people on the line too,

1074
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 2: you know, like, Okay, you can go out. So I'm

1075
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:25,400
Speaker 2: just like, I definitely think there's somebody for everyone. It'll

1076
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 2: be very interesting to see who you end up with.

1077
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:36,279
Speaker 1: The old African proverb goes, there's a lid for every pot.

1078
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 2: Oh, my god, audience members send questions about adulting, and

1079
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 2: we love to answer them.

1080
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 3: So would you mind answering some questions.

1081
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 5: With us, Let's do it. I'm an adults. My god.

1082
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 3: Steve Harvey called.

1083
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 2: Ooh, this is a good one, and I want to

1084
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 2: say this is like this might be. I saw you

1085
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 2: do a bit about stealing stuff from H and M,

1086
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 2: which is hilarious, Thank you, And I feel like this

1087
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 2: question is almost like that, but not really.

1088
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 3: We'll see.

1089
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 2: The question is I took my boyfriend's grandmother to the

1090
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 2: stove and I caught her stealing.

1091
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 3: What do I do and how do I tell him?

1092
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:19,760
Speaker 5: Dangs?

1093
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 6: She dinna say what she stole? That's crazy.

1094
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 5: That's that's like central. I mean, if it's candy, that's funny.

1095
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 5: You know, let's tell the boyfriend and we'll make a

1096
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 5: bit about it. Every time I take your grandma's in

1097
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 5: the store, I guess I gotta watch your pockets. You know,

1098
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 5: that's hilarious.

1099
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:43,080
Speaker 6: You know if she stole jewelry or you know, something serious.

1100
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 2: Like vodka, well, oh my goodness, guy, is really the

1101
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 2: where they now set it off? Where like the grandma

1102
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 2: is Jada Pickersmith, she's a grandma.

1103
00:48:56,440 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 1: Grandma deserves all the candy she wants. Grandma deserves all

1104
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: the candies she wants. She probably had sex with men

1105
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: that killed Nazis during War two so she can get

1106
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 1: all the crinkly candy she wants. And that's how crinkly

1107
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: candy bowls get.

1108
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 3: I guess. But you know what I would do. I

1109
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 3: would keep my purse away from grandma.

1110
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,399
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying, because I also I haven't

1111
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 5: had good luck with telling a man about his family.

1112
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 5: I have not had good luck. Don't do it, hey,

1113
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 5: you know, you know, like if you just say to

1114
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 5: a man, hey, you want to hear what your mom

1115
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:27,399
Speaker 5: just said?

1116
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 6: They don't.

1117
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 2: They don't ever say yeah, they're never excited one hundred.

1118
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 5: So I have to say I've learned that lesson.

1119
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: I'm one of the few people where I have to

1120
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: admit this about myself. I love this about myself, where

1121
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 1: like family is not even people have a lot of baggage.

1122
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 1: My family it feels like you booked a ticket with

1123
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 1: no no carry ons. You know what I'm saying. Like

1124
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: my family is just like whoa, It's like very clean, Wow,

1125
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 1: no wipe needed.

1126
00:49:57,600 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 6: Nothing is bubbling underneath the surface, said every meal.

1127
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: They used to be tight, then they got mellow. I

1128
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 1: don't know what happened. I think it's because we left.

1129
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 1: But like, my parents are very very chill.

1130
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 3: Were you gonna ask the car question? Sure, yes, this

1131
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 3: is a good one.

1132
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 1: How do I not get taken advantage of when buying

1133
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,839
Speaker 1: a new car? Double question? Mark?

1134
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 3: You bring a man, you bring a white guy.

1135
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 5: Definitely should have a man with you if he is

1136
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 5: the older man, preferably. But you know, Michael Ja used

1137
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 5: to sell cars, and I remember he said, you're not

1138
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 5: gonna get a good deal in the car. They're gonna

1139
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 5: rip you off.

1140
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 6: I remember he.

1141
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:41,959
Speaker 5: Said that specifically. He was like, they're just not great investments.

1142
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 5: You know, they'd depreciate immediately. But yeah, bring a man

1143
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 5: and you know, I would say, get up periodically and

1144
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 5: take random phone calls, like while the man is talking

1145
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 5: the car dealer guy, just just just y set up.

1146
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 6: A scene, shake him up and make him.

1147
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,959
Speaker 5: Feel like, oh, she might be leveraging what she's doing

1148
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 5: here now with something else. And then also lie. I

1149
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 5: would lie and be like, hey, I came here the

1150
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 5: other day and they said it was it was this

1151
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,680
Speaker 5: much and he's like who You're like, Steve, just say,

1152
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 5: just lie and you know, Gary, you know, it's all

1153
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 5: kind of like theater.

1154
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,360
Speaker 1: Buying a car and what do what do y'all? What

1155
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: do y'all think of? Things like Carvana though, like Carvana

1156
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: has actually been advertised so like I remember seeing a

1157
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 1: Carvana ad which was was like geared and demoed towards

1158
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: women because the commercial shows that want going in to

1159
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 1: buy a car. And then she's like they're they're like,

1160
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: well they have a.

1161
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 5: Big Carvana machine car dispensary thing in Philly. They put

1162
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 5: they have like a huge one, but it's in a

1163
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 5: bad neighborhood. And I wouldn't we didn't think about that

1164
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 5: just shar I drove around it a few times and

1165
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, but I'd have to like get

1166
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 5: out I'm going. It's just like I would never I.

1167
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 1: Would never go. It feels like a setup.

1168
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 5: It's like this glowing, shiny building and there's car you

1169
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 5: can see the cars inside, and everybody's like circling it.

1170
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:17,839
Speaker 5: It's just I would never go there.

1171
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:22,280
Speaker 1: That's Philly is hilarious. So if if it's on the mainline,

1172
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 1: then you would do it, but not yeah, not where

1173
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: it's at. Okay, I'll say one more thing though, just

1174
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 1: in case people are interested. My wife bought our car

1175
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: on using Triple A, and Triple A has this like

1176
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 1: thing where they just kind of bacon and like negotiate.

1177
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:43,800
Speaker 1: Triple A negotiates with dealerships nationwide. Wow, and you just

1178
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 1: go in and you purchase your car and they can't

1179
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 1: even yeah, they can't even say anything, just like, here's

1180
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 1: your car, and that's it.

1181
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 5: That's amazing and similar and almost closely related to what

1182
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,800
Speaker 5: you just said. I would like to say that a

1183
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 5: lot of young people don't know that you can get

1184
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 5: an aar P Carr, and you should, especially if you're

1185
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,919
Speaker 5: a single, young lady. Because I often date men whose

1186
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,240
Speaker 5: cars breakdown, and you know what, I never get stuff

1187
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 5: because I have an ARP card and I can call

1188
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 5: hold on, hold.

1189
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: On, hold on, hold on, hold on. Why you have

1190
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,439
Speaker 1: an aa ARP card?

1191
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 5: That is.

1192
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't.

1193
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 5: You do not have to be sixty five years old

1194
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,840
Speaker 5: and retired to have an ARP card. You can be

1195
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 5: young and just don't make a lot of money. And

1196
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 5: it's like seven dollars a month. And I have full

1197
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,799
Speaker 5: road club. They will if I lock keys in someone

1198
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 5: else's house or car, they'll come help me. If the

1199
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:40,799
Speaker 5: car breaks down the club, they will come put gas

1200
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 5: in the car if the car breaks down.

1201
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:44,800
Speaker 6: Man, And it has saved me.

1202
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 5: I no less than six or seven times I've been

1203
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 5: with the man and he's looked at me like it's

1204
00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 5: on fire. What should we do? And I was like,

1205
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 5: I got a card, don't you worry.

1206
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 3: This is this is the commercial, honey, this is yeah,

1207
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 3: just do it. This is oh, this is where it's

1208
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 3: at QARP.

1209
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 6: No matter how old you are, go look it up.

1210
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 5: You can get it.

1211
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,360
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get it because I want to play bingo

1212
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 2: and ride the bus for free and go to GMC

1213
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:11,280
Speaker 2: and get free vitamins.

1214
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:13,440
Speaker 3: And shit and you get like sounds.

1215
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 5: On hotels everything.

1216
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 2: My parents have ARP and the magazine is pretty good too.

1217
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:23,360
Speaker 2: My mom kept this one magazine where Viola Davis was

1218
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,840
Speaker 2: on the cover. I'm like, I gotta do more squads

1219
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:26,720
Speaker 2: with two pounds weights.

1220
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 3: Anyway, I just got to a ar PC later. This

1221
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 3: is a really good question. I think it's a really

1222
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 3: good question.

1223
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 2: How long after a five year relationship breakup is the

1224
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:45,800
Speaker 2: right time to try dating again? Friend, you sound like

1225
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 2: a serial monogamous, Like just sit on it or get

1226
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 2: under it.

1227
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:56,120
Speaker 1: I said, eggs just at a new one.

1228
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 5: I say, at least eight months.

1229
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:03,600
Speaker 3: I say at least what Yeah, I say eight minutes.

1230
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 5: You can mess around, like you could hook up. You

1231
00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 5: could put a city in the mouth, you know, But

1232
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 5: I wouldn't know. I will you know, I would wait.

1233
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 5: I would wait at least at least eight months. I

1234
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 5: would say, yeah for something serious.

1235
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, you need time to heal.

1236
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 5: And I often feel like healing sometimes takes a percentage

1237
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,359
Speaker 5: of like however long you're with someone, and five years

1238
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 5: is significant. You're gonna have to relearn how to do

1239
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 5: a lot of things in your life day to day.

1240
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 5: You're gonna have to like relearn whole forms of support

1241
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 5: and re establish relationships with other people that you should

1242
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 5: have maintained but you haven't been. And that's gonna take

1243
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 5: time to prioritize that, to get your life back to

1244
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:45,720
Speaker 5: that level before you can then try to bring somebody

1245
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 5: else in because you're in this, you know, this healing phase.

1246
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:51,399
Speaker 5: You can't bring somebody into your healing phase because you're

1247
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:52,839
Speaker 5: gonna look different in a couple of months.

1248
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 3: That's so interesting.

1249
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 2: I am almost the opposite where I'm just like part

1250
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 2: of the healing for me is figuring out how to

1251
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 2: be casual and not put all my eggs in this

1252
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:06,240
Speaker 2: basket and just like have more fun, create more memories,

1253
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 2: and not feel like this person.

1254
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:10,359
Speaker 3: Has to be my end all be all.

1255
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,279
Speaker 2: That sounds healthy too, but yeah, I wouldn't even know

1256
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 2: how much time, Like, I don't think you can put

1257
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 2: like a proper number on it, Like obviously you feel

1258
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 2: it out. But like for me, the bigger question is

1259
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 2: if you're getting out of a five year relationship, why

1260
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 2: do you even want to get back into one?

1261
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 1: Because probably they liked it well, they said dating right, Well,

1262
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: people want to try it again, you know, just give

1263
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 1: it another shot, you know it's so we do it.

1264
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: We can't help ourselves.

1265
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:38,439
Speaker 3: That's stupid, But you'll just side.

1266
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 1: Me. Okay, here's a question thoughts on having a TV

1267
00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 1: in the bedroom question mark does it ruin sexy time? Yeah?

1268
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 1: Sometimes people's place is too small to not have it

1269
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 1: in the bedroom.

1270
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:54,719
Speaker 2: Okay sometimes you Yeah, sometimes you can hook your porn

1271
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:55,319
Speaker 2: up to the TV.

1272
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying.

1273
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 5: You gets you a projector and make it bigger.

1274
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:09,480
Speaker 1: Oh only that worked for everything. My own person does

1275
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:11,759
Speaker 1: not believe in having the TV in the bedroom, and

1276
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: it is exhausting. So what do y'all think? I mean,

1277
00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 1: I love in a hotel. You know you get that.

1278
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: I lay down on the bed.

1279
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 5: BA.

1280
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 2: We've been in this house for three years. We have

1281
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 2: a TV in our bedroom. I can count on my

1282
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 2: hands how many times we actually watched something on it.

1283
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,800
Speaker 3: We don't even do it. We're about to move it

1284
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:35,040
Speaker 3: somewhere else. I don't know where.

1285
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know why we thought we needed

1286
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 2: a TV in the bedroom. We just thought it was

1287
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:43,440
Speaker 2: like cool and adult. But the bed is really for

1288
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 2: sleeping for us. When I had a studio, it was different,

1289
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:51,480
Speaker 2: but now we have like an expensive ass couch. So yeah,

1290
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 2: it depends what your setup is. Yeah, like what's your setup?

1291
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 2: I love to write in my bed, that's fun. I

1292
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 2: love writing really yeah. I like pillows prop me up.

1293
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 2: I can write in my tummy, like I just yeah.

1294
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 5: I think it's about if you if you and your

1295
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,320
Speaker 5: partner have like established a vibe or you know, a

1296
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 5: respectful different vibe than maybe you can maybe you can't.

1297
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 5: But like if you prioritize reading and writing before you

1298
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,840
Speaker 5: go to bed, you know, then you probably want to.

1299
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 5: You care more about the lamp and the pillow and

1300
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 5: the ambiance than the TV. But if he's like, oh,

1301
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 5: I got to check ESPN, it's like, hey, there's an

1302
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 5: app for that, and you you don't have to, you

1303
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:31,240
Speaker 5: don't have to.

1304
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 6: Just just make every everybody be a part of this.

1305
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 5: You know, there's technologies come a long way.

1306
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, why are people trying to play around?

1307
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 1: Like we watch TV and you fall asleep with their

1308
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:44,280
Speaker 1: computer to your left. You know what I'm saying. People

1309
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 1: fall asleep with their computer in the bed all the time.

1310
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 1: And by the way I write, I write in the

1311
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 1: tub like Trumbo, the great screenwriter with with a feather

1312
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 1: or a quill, I know you do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's Kate Winsley and the reader. Okay, last question.

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Speaker 2: How many times can I say I've had a food poisoning?

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Speaker 1: Wait?

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Speaker 2: How many times can I say I've had food poisoning

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Speaker 2: before my boss figures out.

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Speaker 3: It's a hangover?

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Speaker 5: This is a this is a boy kind of sickness.

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Speaker 2: Because I would have been, like, I get my period,

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Speaker 2: Like I got my period, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 2: Like that's what I would have said.

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Speaker 3: So this definitely is a dude.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's so scared that they're gonna get policed, their bodies

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Speaker 1: are gonna get well.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. I would say.

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Speaker 6: I would say the number is like three, three times.

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Speaker 5: You can take a good number, and it's got to

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Speaker 5: be they've got to be separated out, and it can't

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Speaker 5: be like around any time where the boss also heard

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Speaker 5: you were having a house running party, Like it can't

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Speaker 5: be within that same.

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Speaker 3: Month around Saint Patrick's Day.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you gotta like strategically place those but

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Speaker 5: also like as some point you're gonna have to ramp

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Speaker 5: it up and tell your boss like gets cry out

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Speaker 5: a plant that it's like a gas tollers now like

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Speaker 5: I gotta go in there and now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta follow it up.

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Speaker 1: That's true.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, get yourself a call and cleansed.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, and after the gastroom in trologists say you got

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Speaker 1: to go to the psycho pharmacologists because the head body connection.

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Speaker 1: You know, now your your your stomach chemical and your

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Speaker 1: brain is getting offset. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Fuck, we see a lot of people don't know that.

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Speaker 5: We're also chemists and comedians. People don't know, but we

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Speaker 5: know all about it and chemistry and.

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Speaker 3: This has been a fucking join delight.

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Speaker 2: We asked our guests one question one at the end

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Speaker 2: of every episode. What's the most adult thing you would

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Speaker 2: like to do for yourself this year that you haven't

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Speaker 2: done yet?

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Speaker 6: Ooh, running out of time?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to buy a Treasury bond?

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Speaker 5: How did you know.

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Speaker 6: Time and take?

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Speaker 5: I gotta take these investments seriously. I would like to

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Speaker 5: plan a proper vacation for myself. I think over the

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Speaker 5: last few years, I've been so focused on comedy, so

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Speaker 5: focused on my career, my career Beyonce mod Beyonce mode,

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Speaker 5: that I you know, if I did a vacation, it

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Speaker 5: was because I had a show somewhere and I was

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Speaker 5: planning to do it in the middle of that. So

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Speaker 5: I'd like to, like, you know, plan a nice trip

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Speaker 5: and maybe turn my phone off, don't get crazy, don't

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Speaker 5: get crazy, whoa.

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Speaker 6: You know, you know, maybe watch some TV before bed crazy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I would like to. I would like to do that,

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Speaker 5: a nice adult vacation.

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Speaker 3: I think we deserve it.

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Speaker 2: I feel like our ancestors have worked so fucking hard. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: why do we have to work this hard? Our bones

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Speaker 2: are tired.

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Speaker 5: I'll probably go to an island somewhere, I don't know,

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Speaker 5: maybe Jamaica's.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, lovely Michelle you know Michelle's have Jamaica Hell yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom's in Jamaica.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been there before, but I would love to

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Speaker 5: go back.

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Speaker 3: It's great. Yeah, me too. I wish they weren't less

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Speaker 3: Homophobica than that. I love Jamaica.

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Speaker 1: This is Jamaican me crazy.

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Speaker 3: It has been such a motherfucking pleasure. I can't wait

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Speaker 3: to see you. I r L and look.

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Speaker 2: Will you promise me the next time you are a

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Speaker 2: stand in and there is an intimate scene that you

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Speaker 2: will just go for the motherfucking gold.

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Speaker 5: I will do it for you, and I will do

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Speaker 5: it for Jamaica.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Usain Bolt, thanks you bye bye.

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Speaker 1: Wow. That was fun.

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Speaker 3: I know that was really fun.

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Speaker 2: I feel like we've covered this felt like four brunches

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Speaker 2: in one between funerals and vacations and work stuff.

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Speaker 1: Nah, she was, Sanela is great. I was always admiring

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Speaker 1: all her videos online and I've seen her stand up,

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Speaker 1: and I really liked the time we got to spend together,

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Speaker 1: what little there was of it when we were making

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Speaker 1: Everything's Trash available on Hulu and free Form. And I

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Speaker 1: just I don't know when I when I see young

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Speaker 1: up and coming comedians like that and like the future's bright,

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Speaker 1: not just for her, but just like.

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Speaker 3: And I love I love the hustle, I love the drive.

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Speaker 2: I love the looking inside themselves to figure out what

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Speaker 2: they want to say, as opposed to just you know,

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Speaker 2: you just meet a lot of people that are just

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Speaker 2: kind of starfuckery and just live in algorithms and social

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Speaker 2: media numbers. And so it's really nice and important and

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Speaker 2: fulfilling to meet black women who are definitely gonna make

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Speaker 2: the world a better place one joke at a time. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: for sure, Oh yes, and yes, and usually I got

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Speaker 2: usually I gotta go take my broad off, but now

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Speaker 2: I gotta go put my bra on.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's it's too much.

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Speaker 2: It's like the kids at the kiddie pool are like

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Speaker 2: just swimming in different directions.

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Speaker 3: Bye, what say goodbye?

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Speaker 6: I can't.

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Speaker 1: You're making me laugh too hard. You're making me laugh

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Speaker 1: My microphone fell off?

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Speaker 3: Oh is that what we're calling it?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 1: Goodbye bye? This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 3: Our senior producer is Natalie Wrinn.

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Speaker 1: Senior Managing producer is Hanna Kyle Kraig.

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Speaker 3: This episode was sound design and engineered by Ryobam. Our

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Speaker 3: guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 1: Our theme song is by DJ don Will.

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Speaker 3: Photography by Chris spender.

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Speaker 1: Moss, artwork by Jamie Bechtel.

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Speaker 2: Executive produced by Karen Kilgarriff, Georgia Hartstark and Danielle Kramer.

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Speaker 1: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

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Speaker 2: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com