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<v Speaker 1>Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio, the George

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<v Speaker 2>Jettie and he arms Rong.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey we're Armstrong and Getty. We're featuring our podcast One

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<v Speaker 3>Hold my calls. I got to work in a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of sets of squats. It's one more thing, one more thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't I can't imagine where there's this going.

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<v Speaker 3>So even the radio ranch, full of slackers and fatties

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<v Speaker 3>and stoned in its has a gym, an office gym.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. I've never I've been in it. I've never

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<v Speaker 2>used it, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>I I was seriously about to use it when COVID hit,

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<v Speaker 3>and then of course they had to lock it up

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<v Speaker 3>so nobody would exercise this or something. Right, Oh the

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<v Speaker 3>freaking idiocy. Anyway, This from the Journal of Wall Street.

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<v Speaker 3>Forget the office, Jim, Welcome to the gym. Office, working

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<v Speaker 3>out or just working more. Gyms are encouraging remote working

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<v Speaker 3>members to stay all day and do both. It's like

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<v Speaker 3>a Starbucks with a bunch of weight equipment and ellipticals

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<v Speaker 3>and then.

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<v Speaker 2>Treadmills and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>So you stay all day, you work a little bit,

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<v Speaker 3>then you do a couple of sets of squats, and.

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<v Speaker 2>You come back.

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<v Speaker 3>You make a call, then you throw the iron, you

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<v Speaker 3>bench press three hundred and fifty pounds ten times, like

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<v Speaker 3>I like to relax in the afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>I stand on that thing with the band around you

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<v Speaker 2>that shakes you. That's what I mean. Beautiful.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys doing the show from a gym. I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>work for this profession.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever worked anywhere? This was very popular around

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<v Speaker 1>here for a while. Have you ever worked anywhere, Katie

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<v Speaker 1>where people sat on the ball to h yeah, just

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<v Speaker 1>strengthen their core.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm surprised you guys didn't see me doing that in

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<v Speaker 4>the San Francisco building.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmmm, may have. I just didn't want to do. You

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<v Speaker 2>feel like it works? Yeah? And it keeps you moving. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it seems like a good idea.

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<v Speaker 4>And all the rage on the internet right now. Are

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<v Speaker 4>these treadmills that go under your desk?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh no? Yeah, well wait a second.

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<v Speaker 1>They go under your desk, so you're sitting and you

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<v Speaker 1>move your feet yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Really yeah, or or you're standing.

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<v Speaker 4>You can do both if you have one of the

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<v Speaker 4>standing desks, like you can walk on it, and then

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<v Speaker 4>they have a feature where you put it under the

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<v Speaker 4>desk and you just keep your legs moving at a

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<v Speaker 4>sense of see that.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems like really uncomfortable and weird to me. I

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<v Speaker 1>understand the walking on a treadmill while I work, but

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<v Speaker 1>the sitting with my legs moving and like.

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<v Speaker 2>Passively having your legs pushed along by the treadmill. What

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<v Speaker 2>good would that do? Keep your knees let I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>The idea is you're supposed to move with the treadmill,

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<v Speaker 4>not just drag your.

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<v Speaker 1>Labs, but but just moving anything. I suppose better is

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<v Speaker 1>better than sitting still.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa, whoa, whoah, breaking news, breaking news. I just got

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<v Speaker 3>a text from Don Donald Trump Junior. It was a

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<v Speaker 3>long text.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it includes a picture of his bearded countenance. Look

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<v Speaker 2>at that.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, Joseph Don Junior here as a loyal supporter of

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<v Speaker 3>my father. I'm reaching out on the behalf of Senate

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<v Speaker 3>Republicans because they desperately need your help. After reviewing your

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<v Speaker 3>donor profile, I believe you're the right person for this job.

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<v Speaker 1>Your donor profile is you have money ah, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>certainly a crazed right winger.

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<v Speaker 3>So he's trying to raise money allegedly for the Senate Republicans.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not super on brand for the Trump family.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get these fundraising emails at a lot of courts.

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<v Speaker 1>This might be completely a scammed, right, alright, right right,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to watch out for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, back to the working out at work thing. Ah, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so ka, do you've actually seen people with the treadmills

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<v Speaker 1>under the desk.

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<v Speaker 4>Not the treadmills. I saw a woman who had a

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<v Speaker 4>bike like the pedals under her desk.

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<v Speaker 2>She used to have that all so intisco, but I

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<v Speaker 2>could see doing that that. Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that's a habit that once you got

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<v Speaker 1>into you could just you could work regularly and it'd be.

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<v Speaker 2>Great for you. I think that's a terrific idea.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm I got to try the ball maybe at home

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<v Speaker 3>because the desks are too high in the studio. But

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<v Speaker 3>I have I haven't talked about this on the air

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<v Speaker 3>at all, but just sitting on the exercise ball thing.

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<v Speaker 3>But I am suffering terribly from sciatica at this point. Ooh,

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<v Speaker 3>it's it's it's like crazy painful. I know what it is,

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<v Speaker 3>and I know it can be dealt with. So I

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<v Speaker 3>observed many years ago, just to myself, that fear is

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<v Speaker 3>the worst component of pain. Now, pain itself is bad,

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<v Speaker 3>but like as a kid, things that that hurt also

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<v Speaker 3>terrified you because you know you're supposed to be terrified,

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<v Speaker 3>so you avoid them, so you survived. But as an adult,

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<v Speaker 3>like getting a shot, getting dental work done, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>there are a hundred things that are they hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>None of it hurts as much as stubbing your toe

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<v Speaker 1>really hard. Oh right, that, yeah, that's true, that's that's brutal.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, sevent fet all the time, and you don't

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<v Speaker 1>fall apart over it when you stub your toe or

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<v Speaker 1>hit your head and getting on the cabinet or what

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<v Speaker 1>all that stuff hurts more than getting a shot.

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<v Speaker 4>And are your time to psych yourself out with those? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>but it is the fear. It's the fear part that

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<v Speaker 4>makes it so right.

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<v Speaker 3>You know you're gonna be okay in thirty seconds to

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<v Speaker 3>two minutes, right, so you don't freak out in the

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<v Speaker 3>same way. And it's the same with me. I know

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<v Speaker 3>what sciatic it is, I know how to treat it.

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<v Speaker 3>I know eventually it'll be fine. But it's brutally painful.

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<v Speaker 3>But so I'm trying to work on my core.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a disease or a back thing? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's a back thing, but is it? It's

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<v Speaker 1>pressure on the sciatic nerve general. You know a number

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<v Speaker 1>of things can cause it. Most commonly, it's that like

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting older and you aren't flexible enough and your

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<v Speaker 1>muscles are so tight they're in effect pulling your spine

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<v Speaker 1>in a way.

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<v Speaker 3>That's bad. That puts pressure on the sciatic nerve. It

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<v Speaker 3>can also be like a serious slip disc or a

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<v Speaker 3>tumor or something like that. But with the vast majority

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<v Speaker 3>of people, you just need to work on fitness and flexibility.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's what I'm doing. It's fine, but I think

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<v Speaker 2>sitting on the ball might help.

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<v Speaker 1>I bought a motorcycle from a guy who got sciatica

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<v Speaker 1>and he couldn't ride it anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Mmm. Wow, So I I really bet him over. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean because he had no choice.

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<v Speaker 3>He had to sell it because he was in so

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<v Speaker 3>much pain. Yeah, that's just smart business, jees.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't literally bend him over because that'd have been

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<v Speaker 2>too painful. Yes, yeah, because he's got siatic thing. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>back to the gym. So the idea is you go and.

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<v Speaker 3>You hang out all day long and you do work

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<v Speaker 3>as necessary, but during your breaks you pump iron or

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<v Speaker 3>get on the treadmill or whatever, like the people who

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<v Speaker 3>hang out in the Starbucks all damn day long.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember we had the two guys in the newsroom Michael

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<v Speaker 1>throw around the medicine.

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<v Speaker 4>Ball, medicine ball, and they brought donuts every day, do

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<v Speaker 4>you remember that?

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<v Speaker 1>And that was just a mocking all the rest of us.

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<v Speaker 1>That was that was that was a level beyond Katie.

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<v Speaker 1>This was before your time. So these guys, they were

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<v Speaker 1>super workout fiends and like really buff and everything like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice guys.

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<v Speaker 1>But they would have a medicine ball and while they

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<v Speaker 1>were working in the like newspit, they'd throw the medicine

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<v Speaker 1>ball back and forth while they were talking, kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like what Joe was talking about. But they also would

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<v Speaker 1>buy donuts and they wouldn't eat any of them themselves,

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<v Speaker 1>just to like prey upon the weakness of the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of us who weren't as fit as them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't like that at all.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's satanic, Yeah, I mean literally, like Satan being

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<v Speaker 3>the great Temp Tour.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, the the gym Planet Fitness. Yeah, sure so

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<v Speaker 4>I I this was years ago. I'm hoping they don't

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<v Speaker 4>still do this, but I I dropped my membership there

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<v Speaker 4>because I went in and I found out that on

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<v Speaker 4>Friday nights they have.

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<v Speaker 1>Pizza, Yes, and pizza the fitness play.

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<v Speaker 4>And then there was a bowl of TUTSI rolls on

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<v Speaker 4>the way out by the register and I'm going, what

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<v Speaker 4>are we doing?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what that is.

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<v Speaker 3>This is exactly like politicians who want to have the problem,

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<v Speaker 3>not solve the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Because if you're super.

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<v Speaker 3>Fit and healthy and all, you might think, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>do I need to go belong to a gym?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just say in reasonable shape? No, they got to

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<v Speaker 2>keep you fat. I'm into fitness, fitness. Pizza into my mouth, yem.

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<v Speaker 3>So here's one GALLO does this By going into this

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<v Speaker 3>space and not coming back home. I'm going through these

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<v Speaker 3>movements of the day more intentionally. There's less distraction, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm able to set up work more efficient. That's what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not doing, going through my movements intentionally.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew it.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't want to say anything, but right, Yes, gym's

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<v Speaker 3>were once wary of letting the remote work vases zoom

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<v Speaker 3>from their lobbies and locker rooms. Now they see an

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<v Speaker 3>opportunity and offering extra desks, offices, and outlets.

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<v Speaker 2>Some are creating.

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<v Speaker 3>Coworking spaces to separate the extension court wielders from the crowd.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you don't have to be that clever.

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<v Speaker 3>Other gyms are charging extra and offering entire floors for

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<v Speaker 3>clients to stay in work all day.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of what this is pointing out, though, is

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<v Speaker 1>the fact that we all could exercise a lot more

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<v Speaker 1>than we want. The excuse that I make, I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>focus on myself of being too busy or whatever. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just it's just a lie. I mean, there's all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of things I could.

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<v Speaker 2>I could.

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<v Speaker 1>I could be doing curls while I'm watching the news,

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<v Speaker 1>or on the treadmill more often like you do, or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't. I mean, there's lots of stuff we

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<v Speaker 2>could all do. We just don't.

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<v Speaker 1>You know why, because I don't want to. Because it's

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<v Speaker 1>easier not to. That's why.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fair, that's remarkable honesty. Yeah. My My only tip is.

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<v Speaker 1>Start with a little yeah. Yeah, that's that is the key.

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<v Speaker 1>Doing something is so much better than doing nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 3>Like every level of doing something makes you healthier, live longer,

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<v Speaker 3>and happier. And so if all you can muster up

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<v Speaker 3>is kind of me do men.

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<v Speaker 1>I did this to myself, and I've been preaching this

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<v Speaker 1>for years, but I did this to myself recently when

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<v Speaker 1>I came out with this workout thing, because I got

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<v Speaker 1>a bench and dumbbells and all this sort of stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's like three exercises I was doing every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it took like a half an hour, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I did that routinely for like nine months.

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<v Speaker 2>Or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>But then in the half an hour ever a time

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<v Speaker 1>and the kids got out of school in his business something, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>how about instead of doing the whole half hour, you

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<v Speaker 1>just do one of those things for ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I could do that. Yeah, it's the if you got.

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<v Speaker 1>To change clothes, drive to the gym, work out for

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<v Speaker 1>an hour and a half, take a shour, change clothes,

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<v Speaker 1>drive back, and you got like this two hour commitment.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you can't fit that into your life, right right.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a big fan, And partly it's the nature of

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<v Speaker 3>my job, so maybe easier for me than others but

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<v Speaker 3>I never exercised that. I'm not taking in news or

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<v Speaker 3>information or a podcasts.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I don't have the I know plenty of

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<v Speaker 1>meattheads worked out of gym's all the time. Maybe they're

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<v Speaker 1>healthier than me mentally. They probably are, but could just

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<v Speaker 1>lift weights and do all that sort of stuff, just

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<v Speaker 1>staring at the ceiling all day long.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do that. No, it makes me insane. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, I do like to strip shirtless and look at

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<v Speaker 3>my shaved, oiled body taking I do a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Of poison in the mirror. One of these. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>oh that's a good one. One of those. Oh look

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<v Speaker 2>at that one. Yeah, don't ever do that again. This

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<v Speaker 2>is fantastic. I took a turn, folks. You know, I

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<v Speaker 2>resent those two guys that we used to work with.

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<v Speaker 2>They get themselves strong and they'd fatten the rest of

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<v Speaker 2>us up. Suck.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the Armstrong and Getdy Show, featuring our podcast One

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<v Speaker 3>more Thing. Download it, subscribe to it wherever you like

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<v Speaker 3>to get podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, as we learned in the hearing yesterday, we have

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<v Speaker 1>been visited by aliens, and one actually came down and

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<v Speaker 1>met with a bunch of Earth leaders about the whole

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<v Speaker 1>human gender situation. So this alien comes to planet Earth,

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<v Speaker 1>particularly in the United States, and finds out that we

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<v Speaker 1>have a thing about genders and more than one gender

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<v Speaker 1>that they hadn't encountered on their planet. That's the setup

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<v Speaker 1>to this Babylon Bee comedy bit. So you're gonna hear

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a weird voice. That's the alien sitting at

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<v Speaker 1>the hall, at the head of a boardroom table. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how this occurs, but they're like in the

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<v Speaker 1>board's kind of the take me to your leader thing.

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<v Speaker 3>He's come into the you know, the halls of power

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<v Speaker 3>and said, all right, I'm in charge.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, and he's talking to a whole bunch of business

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<v Speaker 1>people or Americans or.

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<v Speaker 4>Something like that. Government officials, government officials. Okay, well here's

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<v Speaker 4>how it goes.

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<v Speaker 1>General Floyd, thank you for agreeing to meet.

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<v Speaker 2>With us today.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm giving you a chance to beg and pleat.

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<v Speaker 5>I say, before we destroy your planet is my favorite partner.

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<v Speaker 5>The job they've destroyers way don't deserve it. The looks

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<v Speaker 5>on their faces, it's a hoot.

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<v Speaker 2>Perhaps we should start out by introducing ourselves.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm Chief of Space Operation General Foreman, he him, Under

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<v Speaker 6>Secretary of State Angus Miller, he him.

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<v Speaker 7>Chief Diversity and Inclusion Officer Amanda Williams she her?

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<v Speaker 5>And what exactly is a chief Diversity and Inclusion officer.

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<v Speaker 2>It's my job to be a black woman. Well, good

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<v Speaker 2>job then, And what is this? He? Him, she her?

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<v Speaker 2>Which you are all speaking?

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<v Speaker 7>Those are our gender pronouns, so you know which gender

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<v Speaker 7>we identify as.

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<v Speaker 5>I appreciate that, but I am pretty good at telling

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<v Speaker 5>the difference between the two genders.

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<v Speaker 2>A man, man woman. Now that I was a lucky guess.

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<v Speaker 2>But there are way more than just two genders. Fascinating.

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<v Speaker 5>We've been probing humans for years and I have only

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<v Speaker 5>discovered the two.

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<v Speaker 2>How many genders are there too? It's hard to know. Really,

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<v Speaker 2>it's changing all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>So your species is evolving that rapidly remarkable. Perhaps while

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<v Speaker 5>you are sitting here you will grow additional limbs or

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<v Speaker 5>developed the ability to breathe underwater.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's not what we meant. It's too bad.

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<v Speaker 5>I breathe on no water. It's a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 5>If you threw twenty pennies into a pool, I could

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<v Speaker 5>dive down and pick them all up without everyone's reservicing pool.

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<v Speaker 2>What no applause?

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<v Speaker 5>So what are these genders and how do they function?

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<v Speaker 2>Function? I don't understand. Oh yes, on.

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<v Speaker 5>My planets, the female gender is the giver of life,

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<v Speaker 5>raising and nurturing our young, preserving our civilization for eons to.

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<v Speaker 2>Come, while the males mostly just mow our.

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<v Speaker 5>Space lawns and make multiple trips to space on depot.

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<v Speaker 7>What you're talking about is sex. Gender is something different exactly.

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<v Speaker 8>People can identify with genders different than their natal sex

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<v Speaker 8>or with none at all.

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<v Speaker 2>But why it's just the way we feel. No, it

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<v Speaker 2>was the way we're born. Well, a lot of.

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<v Speaker 8>Times they don't realize how they were born until someone

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<v Speaker 8>tells them, someone like a teacher, social media influencer.

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<v Speaker 5>And what exactly are these various genders? You have me

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<v Speaker 5>very curious.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, there's non binary, which is someone who identifies as

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<v Speaker 8>both genders.

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<v Speaker 5>Doesn't saying I identify as both genders imply that there

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<v Speaker 5>are only two genders?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's shut up. Actually, it's gender queer.

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<v Speaker 7>That is the term that refers to people who identify

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<v Speaker 7>as both genders.

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<v Speaker 9>You know, like my nephew.

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<v Speaker 6>I thought that was gender fluid, like my niece now no,

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<v Speaker 6>that shifts around.

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<v Speaker 2>No, by gender shifts around like my steps on. They can.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, oh, unless you're Native American, which case it's too

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<v Speaker 6>spirit like my cousin who got into Harvard because they's

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<v Speaker 6>one sixteenth Native Americans.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I understand.

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<v Speaker 5>On this planet there are people who are men, and

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<v Speaker 5>people who are women, and people who are mentally ill.

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<v Speaker 7>I can understand, and that it's confusing.

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<v Speaker 9>It can be difficult to keep track.

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<v Speaker 2>Of all the different genders.

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<v Speaker 7>There's so many of them. There's there's gender vague, there's

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<v Speaker 7>gray gender, demigender, audi gender, omnigender, polygender, and about ten

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<v Speaker 7>different kinds of trands. And those are just the ones

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<v Speaker 7>that my nephew has identified as in the last month.

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<v Speaker 7>I was also by gender, which is two genders, those

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<v Speaker 7>genders being male and female, or a combination of all genders,

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<v Speaker 7>including a gender which is no gender at all, actually

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<v Speaker 7>simultaneously be no gender at all plus a gender.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty cool. Huh.

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<v Speaker 5>The planet has no sign of intelligent life. Official recommendation destroyed.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, please don't destroy it. We don't deserve it. Stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, my favorite part of that whole thing is when

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<v Speaker 1>they're laying out on that stuff and he says, why.

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<v Speaker 2>The question no one can answer? Oh, I can answer it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so young adolescents feel special and get praised by

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<v Speaker 3>their mentors. I'm not just a regular dude anymore. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, gender fluid. Oh, Joe, that's so wonderful,

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<v Speaker 3>will support you. You're so brave?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, why.

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<v Speaker 3>Please do not use gendered language to address everyone?

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<v Speaker 9>You get the hell out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>This story out of California. I guess this is a

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<v Speaker 1>problem in a number of different states, but this particular

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<v Speaker 1>lawsuit is in California. If you're a nurse, or you

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<v Speaker 1>work at a hospital, for instance, in any capacity, really,

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<v Speaker 1>but you have your PhD, do you get to call

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<v Speaker 1>yourself doctor so and so? If I have a PhD

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<v Speaker 1>in history but I work at a hospital, yes, do

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<v Speaker 1>I get to call myself doctor Jack Armstrong? Yes, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>apparently you can't in a lot of states. That's against

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<v Speaker 1>the law. It's not as clear in California. And this

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<v Speaker 1>woman who is told not to call herself doctor anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a nurse, but she introduces herself as doctor so

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<v Speaker 1>and so and has that on our little tag and

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<v Speaker 1>signs things that way. It confuses the patient, obviously, and

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<v Speaker 1>she is told not to do that. She is suing, saying,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I worked really hard to spend a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of money. I got this degree. This is the title

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<v Speaker 1>I get to call myself this.

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<v Speaker 3>So they're trying to I would suggest that the further

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<v Speaker 3>it is from medical science or science at all, the

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<v Speaker 3>more enthusiastic I am about this idea. You have a

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<v Speaker 3>PhD in women's studies, you ought to call yourself doctor

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<v Speaker 3>in the hospital and walk into patients rooms and they say, doctor,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if this drug is working.

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<v Speaker 2>You say, well, I wouldn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know anything about medicine, and then walk out

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<v Speaker 3>again and leave them wondering what the hell is going

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<v Speaker 3>on here?

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<v Speaker 1>But I can tell you about Napoleon's loss at Waterloo

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<v Speaker 1>because that's what I have my PhD.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, the whole I got a PhD. So I you

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<v Speaker 2>got to call me doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I've known a few, uh, well, I've known

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<v Speaker 1>quite a few people with PhDs. But uh, I've only

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<v Speaker 1>known a few that really trotted out a lot. Usually

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<v Speaker 1>it's only when it's contextually makes sense, like if, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if you're if you're having a meeting about

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<v Speaker 1>business and you got somebody there who's got a PhD

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<v Speaker 1>in business, to introduce them as doctor so and so

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<v Speaker 1>went to Stanford, that's think, that's perfectly fine. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>stretch man, but that's not even necessary. But they're just

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<v Speaker 1>like regularly casual. You're out for dinner and you introduce

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<v Speaker 1>yourself as doctor so and so.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, well, how about freaking doctor Jill Biden exactly

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<v Speaker 3>what I was thinking. She's got a PhD in library

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<v Speaker 3>or something, library science or whatever it is English.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had more acquaintances or friends that actually kind of

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<v Speaker 1>hide the fact that they have a PhD unless it

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<v Speaker 1>like really comes up in conversation and you would kind

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<v Speaker 1>of get into a weird territory to not mention it.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't mention it because of the way it comes off.

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<v Speaker 1>So this particular woman who's suing California to be able

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<v Speaker 1>to call herself doctor says she always tells patients as

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<v Speaker 1>a nurse when she goes in there and they say,

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<v Speaker 1>uh oh, hi, doctor Janine. I have her name here,

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<v Speaker 1>but it doesn't matter, And she says, I'm not a

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<v Speaker 1>medical doctor. Have my PhD in something else? My first

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<v Speaker 1>thought would be, then, why do you call yourself doctor

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<v Speaker 1>in a freaking hospital?

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<v Speaker 4>Wouldn't that be your first thought? Yeah, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Seem pretty you know what you're doing, pretending you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what you're doing, walking around a hospital with a

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<v Speaker 1>bad just's doctor, so and so on it.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't remember did you tell us what her PhD

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<v Speaker 3>is in? I'm only mildly interested.

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<v Speaker 2>I just had that in front of you, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't remember. I'm just curious how ridiculous it is.

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<v Speaker 4>What about DJs who refer to themselves as doctors.

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<v Speaker 3>May be allowed to identify themselves thusly in a hospital?

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor Johnny Fever.

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<v Speaker 3>I have spinned or spun many platters to get this nickname.

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<v Speaker 2>I deserve credit for it.

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<v Speaker 1>She has a doctorate of nursing practice, whatever that is.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's funny. I'm a doctor of nursing. That's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a nursing of doctor. You want to go out

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<v Speaker 2>sometime anyway? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>I would just say this if you have a PhD.

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<v Speaker 1>And you probably know this. Most people, I think the

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<v Speaker 1>vast majority of people kind of roll their eyes if

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<v Speaker 1>you introduce yourself as doctor so and so, or your

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<v Speaker 1>wife does, her husband does or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I think most people do. They make fun

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<v Speaker 2>of you after you leave. Certainly, I like what Joe said.

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<v Speaker 2>She basically has this.

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<v Speaker 4>She has a doctor ate and it's the highest level

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<v Speaker 4>of nurse training, is what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's doctor nurse.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, are you someone who can fix my knee or

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<v Speaker 1>take out my gall bladder?

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<v Speaker 2>No, well, then shot at I agree with you, Katie.

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<v Speaker 2>Woman sounds annoying.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a doctor of nursing. That's so funny. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 3>to think, is there anything like, uh, anything similar to that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It is a pretty uni doctor of nursing.

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<v Speaker 3>It'd be like I'm an engineer of Now, there's nothing analogous.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think so, because a nurse is kind of

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<v Speaker 3>sort of an assistant to doctors.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the president of vice presidents. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I'm the president of the vice President's Association.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know that that's something I would walk around

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<v Speaker 4>pointing out every day.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I think she's obnoxious.

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<v Speaker 4>What is you know, what good is she doing herself

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<v Speaker 4>or anyone else she encounters.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're super well educated in your profession, good for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Go out and prove it. That's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the captain of the second Mate's division. So moving

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<v Speaker 1>on to Disney. I haven't heard what this is, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's labeled as the Secrets of Disney World. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>been to Disney World. Maybe i'll learn something here.

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<v Speaker 9>One a magic Kingdom.

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<v Speaker 10>All cast members are in powered to create magical moments.

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<v Speaker 9>These are designed for If you see a kid lose.

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<v Speaker 10>Their turkey leg to a seagull, you can go get

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<v Speaker 10>them a brand new one for free. Have you ever

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<v Speaker 10>seen a janitor move stash through the park. The answer

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<v Speaker 10>is no, that would destroy the magic. Every trash can

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<v Speaker 10>that you see is not actually a trash can, but

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<v Speaker 10>a shoot that goes directly into Disney's trash compactor system

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<v Speaker 10>called Utilidor nobody throws up at Disney World, that's gross.

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<v Speaker 9>They have protein spills and.

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<v Speaker 10>Every cast member has protein spill powder.

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<v Speaker 9>You throw it on top of the throw up, it drives.

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<v Speaker 10>It up and the janitor will come and clean it

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<v Speaker 10>up a few minutes later. I would have to call

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<v Speaker 10>Chop Protective Services, the police, and Disney management at least

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<v Speaker 10>once a month while working at Space Mountain. Why their

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<v Speaker 10>parents thought it would be a great idea to wait

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<v Speaker 10>a two and a half hour line to get onto

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<v Speaker 10>Space Mountain and leave their kid out front. Well, by

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<v Speaker 10>the time they get off that ride, the police greet

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<v Speaker 10>them and no one meves happy.

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<v Speaker 9>And it's not very magical.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. So a couple of things.

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<v Speaker 1>One, I think we need to start editing TikTok clips

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<v Speaker 1>to put space between thoughts. I understand why they do

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<v Speaker 1>it on TikTok, but for me my mind, I get

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<v Speaker 1>interested in something and then you hit with me with

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<v Speaker 1>something else, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I get to do that for me just like

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<v Speaker 2>a beat.

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<v Speaker 1>So you've got boomer brain. Maybe I have boomer brain. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean because TikTok's the most successful thing and ever.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess young people can handle that. But I get

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<v Speaker 1>I hear it and like, well that's and then they're

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<v Speaker 1>on to the next thing. AnyWho.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 1>So you don't see janitors going to empty the garbage bins,

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<v Speaker 1>which is kind of gross because it goes down into

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<v Speaker 1>a shoot.

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<v Speaker 5>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting, they call vomiting protein spills.

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<v Speaker 3>And every cast member has the powder, got a utility

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<v Speaker 3>built like Batman.

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<v Speaker 1>Right ready to throw a little powder on the protein

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<v Speaker 1>spill immediately, a little puke powder.

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<v Speaker 2>And then there were a couple other things in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to comment them, but my boomer brain couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>comprehend them because it was coming at me so fast.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you have the people leaving their kid to fend

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<v Speaker 3>for themselves, their little kid as they wait two and

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<v Speaker 3>a half hours for ride. Just sit there on the bench, Jenny,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be back.

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<v Speaker 1>I did wait with my kids for I think two

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<v Speaker 1>and a half hours for the Mario Ride at Nintendo

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<v Speaker 1>Land or whatever that thing is called.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that what it's called, Nintendo Land. I don't even

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<v Speaker 4>know what, no clue, Universal Studios, Nintendo World. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>in the Mario Ride, which it had just opened, and

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<v Speaker 4>it was like the hottest thing going and it goes

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<v Speaker 4>half your day, right, yeah, it's a lot of your day.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's why we went. The reason we went was

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<v Speaker 1>to ride that ride. So and it was all thirty

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<v Speaker 1>year olds, right, A lot of thirty year olds in

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<v Speaker 1>costume a lot of thirty year olds by themselves in costume.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that I don't get. No, it makes me sad.

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<v Speaker 1>But I would say that it was the quickest moving

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<v Speaker 1>two and a half hours I've ever done in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't think I stood for more than

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<v Speaker 1>a few seconds. You're kind of constantly shuffling or walking.

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<v Speaker 2>And usually in the Disney style, and this was their genius.

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<v Speaker 3>You come across something interesting and entertaining as you're waiting.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you walk through the castle, so you go up

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<v Speaker 1>these stairs around a corner, and then you're in a

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<v Speaker 1>room and there's a couple of things to look at,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you go down this stair and corner there's

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<v Speaker 1>something interesting. So I went by fairly quickly. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know whoever invented that. That was very cleverly. I understood

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<v Speaker 1>psychology in an amazing way.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't know that i'd ever do it again.

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<v Speaker 1>My one kid said it was absolutely worth it, and

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<v Speaker 1>my other kid said he was a teenager. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing's worth it to him. Right, My definition is a teenager,

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<v Speaker 1>nothing's cool, nothing's worth it.

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<v Speaker 1>I angered some people by not taking Nicki Haley seriously

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<v Speaker 1>enough or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I've taken it fairly seriously from the beginning.

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<v Speaker 2>But I can vouch for that he has yes.

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<v Speaker 1>But I guess if you don't do it every single time,

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<v Speaker 1>and somebody only hears one comment, like me commenting on

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<v Speaker 1>her dress today, I feel like that's the only thing

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever thought about her. She was wearing a red dress,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, man, it's some nice dress. In defense

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<v Speaker 1>of Jack, red is a bold color for a politician

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<v Speaker 1>to wear. It is if you wear a bright red dress,

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<v Speaker 1>I assume you're trying to do some attention to yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>But isn't there some.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh forbidding of doing that in the Book of Leviticus

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<v Speaker 3>or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Wearing a red dress.

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<v Speaker 1>But this person went on to say, if a man

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<v Speaker 1>made a speech wearing a red suit, I'll bet you

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<v Speaker 1>would have mentioned that first as well. And then the

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<v Speaker 1>women get that you have all the options for all

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<v Speaker 1>these different clothes you can wear. If Mitt Romney came

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<v Speaker 1>out in a bright red suit, I mean, the first

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<v Speaker 1>thing anybody said, holy crap, like.

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<v Speaker 3>He's Sinbad or something, yes, for instance, or a professional

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<v Speaker 3>pool player or something other.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always struck me.

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<v Speaker 3>You see the Senate Chamber or the House chamber and

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<v Speaker 3>you have every single guy in a dark suit, a

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<v Speaker 3>white or light blue shirt, and a red or blue tie,

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<v Speaker 3>every single damn one of them. And then you've got

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<v Speaker 3>the many colors of the rainbow of the coals. They're

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<v Speaker 3>wearing white and yellow and red and blue and whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>They want, dresses, pants, suits, brooches, no brooches. You got

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<v Speaker 1>all the options to you if you're a woman, Katie.

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<v Speaker 1>But only of course, the downside is, I know I've

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<v Speaker 1>heard women say this before, is I got to come

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<v Speaker 1>up with something to wear where you get to just

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<v Speaker 1>throw on a suit and always call yourself dressed up correct,

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<v Speaker 1>which is handy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, absolutely well, especially because it's also simpler. You have

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<v Speaker 4>your your pants, your shirt, your jacket, which is what

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<v Speaker 4>you guys wear usually. Anyway, I wear a suit to

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<v Speaker 4>work most every day, and it is it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It is easier than dressing casual to wear a suit.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, absolutely true. If you have two suits, you've

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<v Speaker 3>covered it. If you have three, you're trying too hard.

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<v Speaker 3>And the other thing is about suits is you can

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<v Speaker 3>gain five pounds lose five pounds.

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<v Speaker 2>They fit fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got four suits. I rotate a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>dress shirts. It's super easy to dress. But if I

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to dress up without a suit, I'd take

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of money in time.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, dresses are not forgiving, guys. I'll tell you that

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<v Speaker 4>those things do not give.

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<v Speaker 1>Either it fits the way it did when you bought

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<v Speaker 1>it or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, or and it'll never fit that way again. Yeah. Interesting,

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<v Speaker 2>I've not had that situation. I haven't tried on many dresses. Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>So the CIA has done a lot of wacky things

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<v Speaker 1>throughout the years, and a whole bunch of it has

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<v Speaker 1>been to classified because after twenty five years or thirty

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<v Speaker 1>years or fifty years or different rules for different levels

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff, some of this stuff comes out some of

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<v Speaker 1>this I've heard before.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of this I'd never like.

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<v Speaker 1>All this stuff about the way these ways we tried

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<v Speaker 1>to kill fidela Castro I've heard many many times. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>a classic, We actually did try to poisonous cigar or

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<v Speaker 1>have exploding cigars and kill him, or at least considered it.

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<v Speaker 1>And a bunch of other stuff. But some of this

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<v Speaker 1>new stuff I had not heard. The Osama bin Laden

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<v Speaker 1>demon toy. The plan after nine eleven was going to

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<v Speaker 1>make figurines that look like Osama bin Laden and give

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<v Speaker 1>them to kids in South Asia. After being left in

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<v Speaker 1>the sun for a certain amount of time, its face

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<v Speaker 1>would peel off to reveal a demon like vision with

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<v Speaker 1>red skin, green eyes, and black markings. The objective was

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<v Speaker 1>to scare kids on their parents, so Ben Laden al

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<v Speaker 1>Qaida would lose.

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<v Speaker 3>Support points for creativity. Geese, how about a stick with me?

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<v Speaker 5>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>How about a melting faced demon figurine?

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds like they were on some bad acid. Yeah, wow,

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<v Speaker 4>there are no bad ideas, Joe. Let's go with the

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<v Speaker 4>Osama bin Laden demon face. This one's from the Cold War,

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<v Speaker 4>but I don't think i'd heard this one before. The

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<v Speaker 4>Cold War Condom drop plan CIA operatives drew up a

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<v Speaker 4>plan to have packets of extra large condoms labeled a

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<v Speaker 4>small on the USSR. The idea was to lower their morale.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I can't is this small condoms still way too

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<v Speaker 1>big for me?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>My must be tiny compared to the West.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, this tiny, I see no reason to

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<v Speaker 1>fight for the Motherland. If I had a giant, I

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<v Speaker 1>would lay down my life gladly for this correct till

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<v Speaker 1>the end. But with this minuscule I'm just going home right.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a devilish plan.

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<v Speaker 1>That's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. The acoustic Kitty.

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<v Speaker 1>They basically put a microphone in a radio and a

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<v Speaker 1>cat and released it in the Soviet embassy to wander

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<v Speaker 1>around eavesdropping since nobody suspects a wandering cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, wow, poor cat.

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<v Speaker 4>All of these ideas just sound like somebody was really high.

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<v Speaker 2>To me, they really do.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, What if you're to like, put a microphone up

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<v Speaker 3>a cat and then turn it loose because nobody's going

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<v Speaker 3>to think of.

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<v Speaker 2>Cats a spy? Most what if the cat spy pooped

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<v Speaker 2>out the mic d then it totally be busted. What

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<v Speaker 2>are they gonna do? Question the cat man?

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<v Speaker 1>Most cats for Earth, Most places of work I've been in.

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<v Speaker 1>You just don't ignore wandering straight cats in all ways.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's a different time, another straight cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Jim as I was saying, the place to attack

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<v Speaker 1>the United States is boy, but this is the one

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to get on because it backs up. I

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<v Speaker 1>believe Hitler and I agree on one thing, and that

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<v Speaker 1>is modern art is bogus. Wow, but modern art as

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<v Speaker 1>a CIA weapon. Back during the sixties, the CIA noticed

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<v Speaker 1>that artists tend to lean towards socialism communism. They realized

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<v Speaker 1>the best way to prevent this or discredit these political

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<v Speaker 1>positions was to make them wealthy so that they would

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<v Speaker 1>be more invested in capitalism. To do this, the CAA

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<v Speaker 1>anonymously bought modern art pieces, no matter how nonsensical, for

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<v Speaker 1>very high prices, making a whole bunch of modern artists

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<v Speaker 1>rich so they would embrace capitalism. So a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>that modern art that got successful and sold was a

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<v Speaker 1>CIA plot, not some discerning art collector.

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<v Speaker 3>Hmmm, that makes the cat like sounds like a really

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<v Speaker 3>good idea.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, good lord, really, what the wow? It was

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<v Speaker 2>like a massive waste of money.

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<v Speaker 3>I know it will do. I mean, what if they

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<v Speaker 3>just like donated to the Communist Party.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like. That's just that is weak.

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<v Speaker 1>She liked the Cat Microphone store better than the big fan.

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<v Speaker 4>Of that one by Modern Art, huge fan.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a cat.

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<v Speaker 3>Did they give any any specific examples? I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 3>is Andy Warhol entirely a product of the CIA's right,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, writing checks?

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody had any interest in those soup cans except for

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<v Speaker 1>the CIA.

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<v Speaker 2>Could be I don't know, doesn't say wow, wow, how

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<v Speaker 2>interesting cat microphone that's your favorite idea?

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<v Speaker 3>Yea, for a number of reasons, exactly the way they

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<v Speaker 3>walk around with their tails up in the air. You

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<v Speaker 3>could a camera, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, when he turns at Orde, that's the camera

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<v Speaker 4>at the wide angle.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it has to be. I'm here a love. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not a cat, says the cat wandering around the embassy

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<v Speaker 2>Armstrong and Jetty