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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call You know what's cruel prank

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Speaker 1: phone calls? They're not cruel. They're all done in fun

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Speaker 1: then spoken like the cruel master. You know what's even

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Speaker 1: crueler than that? Prank phone calls at six in the

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Speaker 1: morning to a person who's half asleep. Yeah. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: we were told, with strict instructions, it'll be funnier if

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Speaker 1: you wake up my manager with a fake emergency because

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Speaker 1: he won't know what's going on. Manager saying that's how

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Speaker 1: the rule goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is. Well, that's

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Speaker 1: what we do when we call the guy who runs

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Speaker 1: a local cineplex and tell him Jose has been stuck

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Speaker 1: inside the theater all night and he just needs someone

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Speaker 1: to come let him out and also refill his cherry coke. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: in your phone, tap right now on the twenties? No, Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this the emergency contact for the theater? H? Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I found this number behind the concession stand. Are you

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Speaker 1: the manager? Yeah, I'm I'm I'm the manager. Oh good,

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Speaker 1: Who the hell is this? My name's Stewart and I'm

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Speaker 1: here here. We're in the theater. I accidentally spent the

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Speaker 1: night here. You you what what? Hey? I saw the

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Speaker 1: emergency accent at the back of the theater. Is an

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Speaker 1: alarm going to go off if I open that? Or

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Speaker 1: is that just for show? Because I've been here a

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Speaker 1: while and I'm kind of bored. Wait? Wait, you're in

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Speaker 1: the movie theater right now. Yeah. I was watching the

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Speaker 1: last showing in the new Minions movie last night, you

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Speaker 1: know Minions, Like, oh my god, what a Kevin right,

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Speaker 1: and it was very good, by the way, when Kevin

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Speaker 1: ate that exploding great fruit, shut up, shut up, listen.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to figure out what the hell is

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Speaker 1: going on here. I don't even know how this happened. Well,

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Speaker 1: I fell asleep and then when I woke up, everybody

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Speaker 1: was gone, oh my god, and the doors were locked,

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Speaker 1: so I was trapped, like oh, like that movie trapped

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Speaker 1: Have you seen that? And you had to post to

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Speaker 1: check every room before she closed. Listen, I'm gonna beat

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Speaker 1: in the next fifty minutes. Don't touch anything. Well, it's

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Speaker 1: kind of too late for that. I got hungry. What Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I went to the concessions down and you're a popcornet.

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Speaker 1: Oh salty? Why don't you guys put it in it? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Probably probably salt. I just thought I don't touch anything,

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Speaker 1: don't eat anything. By the way, you need to refill

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Speaker 1: the cherry coke. I drank it all, all of it.

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Speaker 1: You need to get out from behind the counter right

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Speaker 1: now and just sit your up to the lobby. Please, FYI,

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Speaker 1: the bathrooms are locked, so I kind of in my

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Speaker 1: business in an empty popcorn about that? Are you right now? No?

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Speaker 1: I mean I was the one doing the No, it's

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Speaker 1: just I don't remember what theater in a popcorn fallen

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Speaker 1: smell theater? Well, I mean the popcorn. It's gonna upset

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Speaker 1: my tummy. So I couldn't you know what am I

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Speaker 1: supposed to do? You know, do it on the seat?

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Speaker 1: What the who would you? It's not me as my stomach.

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Speaker 1: Get out from behind the counter right now. Why did

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Speaker 1: you say le from behind the concession stand? Leave from

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Speaker 1: behind the that shouldn't I can't hear? Please, here's the deal.

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Speaker 1: It's really hard for me to hear it because I

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Speaker 1: couldn't figure out how to work the butter dispenser. I'm

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Speaker 1: actually squirting some right on my left ear the lobby.

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Speaker 1: I'm all my way, I can't hear you. I I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna pass you off to security. I mean they can

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Speaker 1: help me. Security, Daryl, I don't know a Cheryl, but

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Speaker 1: hold on, hey, Darryl, hold on, I'll get him. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, Hello, this is the security. What is Daryl?

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Speaker 1: Who is it? My name's Frank, and mates called me Clover,

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Speaker 1: Frank Clover, whoever you are? Where's Darryl? Darrell's did what? Oh?

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Speaker 1: What you want me to do? It is trespassing, bloke,

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Speaker 1: Try send him to me. God as well. Don't hurt anyone.

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Speaker 1: Isn't my spear? No, bloody hell, I just got would

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Speaker 1: This call has all been a set up? You just

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Speaker 1: got done in mate? What are you talking about? Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jose for bricking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Your assistant manager just set you up. What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about, Angie, your assistant manager, she set you up

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Speaker 1: for this phone tap. I'm on the radio. This is

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Speaker 1: all a joke. Are you serious right now? Good morning? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I thought this was a good way to wake you

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Speaker 1: up today. Oh my god, my mart is pounding right now.

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Speaker 1: She said, the theater has been crazy busy lately and

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Speaker 1: you've been working a lot, so she wanted to mess

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Speaker 1: with you a little bit. You got me. Yeah, yeah, good. Hey,

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Speaker 1: while I have you on the phone, can I get

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Speaker 1: some free movie tickets for me? And like, I don't

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Speaker 1: know all of our listeners, that'd be awesome. Bro, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You're not getting a damn thing for me.

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Speaker 1: It looks like I'm just gonna have to fall asleep

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Speaker 1: and the last showing again. Then that's up to you. Man.

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Speaker 1: I don't even need my coffee this morning. That wow.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning