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Speaker 1: Ben Maler Show on this Wednesday, August twenty seventh. So

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Speaker 1: here in hour number four, what is your read on

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Speaker 1: Cowboys coach Brian Schottenheimer's our long meeting with Micah Parsons.

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Speaker 1: He did not get into much detail, so that leaves

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Speaker 1: the door open for speculation. Also, the Giants have released

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Speaker 1: Tommy Cutlets. Is this the end of the Tommy Devido

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Speaker 1: same same people that call up every night. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: First of all, stop your complaining number two. You have

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Speaker 1: another monologue about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: another story that will annoy you. Though some of you

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Speaker 1: this hour is from the fund Zone, otherwise known as

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Speaker 1: Jerry's world, where apparently time does not move the same

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Speaker 1: as it does in the rest of the NFL. That's right.

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Speaker 1: Our obligatory Mallard monologue on the number one drove deep

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Speaker 1: in the heart of Texas. Absolutely. If you've not heard

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Speaker 1: the latest, maybe out on this the latest developments. Disenchanted,

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Speaker 1: we'll use the word disenchanted. Dallas defender Mike up Parsons

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Speaker 1: and his head coach, Brian Schottenheimer, known as Shatzi. This

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Speaker 1: is the dog that used to poop on the field

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Speaker 1: million years ago at Red's games. If you're old enough

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Speaker 1: remember that. So Brian Schottenheimer and Micah Parsons got together

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Speaker 1: and they had a chat. They had a discussion, and

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Speaker 1: this was punishment for Micah Parsons in theory for moping

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Speaker 1: someone that had been sent to Guantanamo Bay. Now, Brian

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Speaker 1: Schottenheimer revealed that he spoke with Parsons for one hour

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Speaker 1: one hour, although he gave a vague answer and asked

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Speaker 1: question for the esteem panel, which you are part of.

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Speaker 1: What is your read on the room? As the Cowboys coach,

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Speaker 1: Brian Schottenheimer had an hour long meeting with Micah Parsons.

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Speaker 1: So I've got what a burger, junk drawer and fire extinguisher,

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Speaker 1: That's a good meal. Not to lead off here, this

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Speaker 1: to me, I saw the timeline. I saw that, Well,

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Speaker 1: it's an hour meeting Parsons and Shoteneira, and it doesn't

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Speaker 1: that this was some kind of big summit in Jerry's world,

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Speaker 1: about to disrespect the person I'm about to talk about.

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Speaker 1: Brian Schottenheimer is the human participation trophy of NFL coaches?

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Speaker 1: Does anyone disagree with that? I don't see anybody raising

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Speaker 1: Every time Schottenheimer opens his mouth to the media, it's like, well,

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Speaker 1: did Jerry approve this? Of course he did. Of course

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Speaker 1: That's the way she'd do it. Anything longer, and you

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Speaker 1: are entering the political term philibuster, and you do not

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Speaker 1: So the Cowboys are once again proving every single day

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Speaker 1: Jerry's the executive producer we mentioned in a previous episode

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Speaker 1: Spaghetti Western. But it's a reality show. And Michaeh Parsons

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Speaker 1: in this part of the storyboard, Michael Parsons your diva star.

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Speaker 1: So you got Jerry Jones executive producer, Michael Parsons divastar.

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Speaker 1: So Tommy DeVito was a shooting star right shooting the

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Speaker 1: briefly a comment and he lit up the New York Skyline,

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Speaker 1: The story was always better than the player. The story

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Speaker 1: have the Giants in that Packer game. That was the

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Speaker 1: where I have this end. He'll forever though here's the thing, Like,

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Speaker 1: of Phil Simms. Like that that I'm telling you now.

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Speaker 1: they had enough. This is not the feast of Gennaro.

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Speaker 6: I just wanted to call in on Newby Night. Well,

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you. Appreciate that you are just a ball ofvengers.

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Speaker 1: Well, how are you nuclear? Nate? What is your magical power.

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Speaker 6: Building? Nuclear things ben all over the place?

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Speaker 6: But I think Aaron Rodgers, you see his wife soon,

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Speaker 6: he's going to come to the press conference with it,

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Speaker 6: although I think it's going to be a sock puppet

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Speaker 6: on his hands.

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Speaker 1: That'd be good. You know, he's got to get a

425
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Speaker 1: full muppet like a like the old Scot Kermit or

426
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Speaker 1: Miss Piggy. How he showed up with miss here's my

427
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Speaker 1: my wife, Miss Piggy. She's a large lady, a large

428
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Speaker 1: puppet and here she is right there. Be good?

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Speaker 6: Oh that'd be great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, well thanks for listening, Nate. I appreciate it.

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Speaker 6: Thank you ourr buddy.

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Speaker 1: There's a nuclear name. It's a Nuby. Let's go to Corey.

433
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 1: Very nuclear. Yeah, well he's way I mean this guy,

434
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Speaker 1: that guy's a ball of fire. Not right now, he's

435
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Speaker 1: got to get his day started. Let's go to Corey

436
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Speaker 1: in Minneapolis. Hello, Corey, welcome, it's newby night, Cory.

437
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Speaker 6: It is, and you know what, it's not really nube night.

438
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Speaker 6: My wife and I.

439
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Speaker 4: Have a thirty five forty mile commute every morning, and

440
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Speaker 4: I'm not allowed to touch the radio dial unless it's

441
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Speaker 4: mister mall.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Look at that.

444
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 1: That's that's that's a happy relationship right there. That is

445
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,360
Speaker 1: a power that is a power couple. Is what that?

446
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Speaker 1: What's your what's your wife's name? Corey?

447
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Speaker 6: Jenna?

448
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Speaker 1: Jenna, Jenna and Corey.

449
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 4: Here stay hi, honey, Hi, good morning.

450
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Speaker 1: Jenna. Let me tell you something. You're my favorite woman

451
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Speaker 1: married to a guy named Corey in Minneapolis. I'm a

452
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Speaker 1: big fan. I want to thank you for that. I

453
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Speaker 1: want to thank you for your loyalty and your long commute.

454
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Speaker 1: You're long because you live out in the suburbs, is

455
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Speaker 1: that right, and you come into the city.

456
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Speaker 4: We do.

457
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:40,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, we live.

458
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Speaker 4: In the South Suburbs and we drive in every morning.

459
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:48,120
Speaker 4: And you coop in Lorena's energy and insight on just

460
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:51,640
Speaker 4: just your takes and and everything are entertaining and it's

461
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 4: a good way to.

462
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Speaker 1: Look at that. This is the sun. I always say

463
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: when we go to these meet and greets and all

464
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Speaker 1: the freak show up, I say, the real people, the

465
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Speaker 1: salt of the silent majority. Core right, his bride there,

466
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,360
Speaker 1: it's wonderful.

467
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Speaker 4: And also one thing that Aaron Rodgers might he probably

468
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 4: thinks he got married, but it was just an hallucination

469
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:14,400
Speaker 4: from Iowa.

470
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Speaker 1: It's a good point. What if he got maybe he

471
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: fell in love with you know those Nigerian email scams.

472
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: Maybe he he had like a love scam and he

473
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Speaker 1: fell in love with.

474
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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's and he's that's why he's still playing football.

475
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Speaker 4: You got, you got fleet.

476
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Speaker 1: He has no money through exactly, He's got to play

477
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: untill he's sixty. He'll keep playing. All right, Well, listen,

478
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Speaker 1: I thank you for calling you to be safe. I

479
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 1: appreciate you checking in and thank you for listening. That's awesome.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, thanks for all you guys doing. It really

481
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Speaker 4: does make it a great start to the day.

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Speaker 1: Outstand, look at that.

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Send that to management Coop. Send that to the corporate

485
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 1: weasels that we work for here in Shapiro right now.

486
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:52,679
Speaker 1: Send that how popular we are? Send that to Scotch

487
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Speaker 1: Shapiro right now. Come on this radio show on Foxes Radio.

488
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:01,880
Speaker 1: Everyone says, so all right, let's go to Darnell in Kansas. Hello,

489
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,919
Speaker 1: Darnell got caught in the twilight zone. I think, Hello,

490
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 1: I apologize, Darnell. You know what, I'm gonna give you

491
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 1: a golden ticket, Darnell, because you went above and beyond.

492
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: You might suck as a caller, but you you were

493
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 1: on hold way too long. I apologize. I somehow the

494
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,360
Speaker 1: thing of a jake didn't work to watch m call.

495
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: I apologize, Darnell. Welcome to the show.

496
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 6: Darnell, right, Oh, Jordy, y'all keep me whoop to the night?

497
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: Well, we don't. We definitely don't keep you woke.

498
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 7: We keep you awake, though, I want to take the militia.

499
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 1: Oh man, another let me down.

500
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Speaker 6: Now.

501
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 1: We have a rule generally we only do it once

502
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 1: a show, but you were on hold for about seven hours.

503
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna check with my my panel here. Should

504
00:27:54,560 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 1: we break the rule for Darnell in Kansas? No begging? Loraina?

505
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,119
Speaker 1: Should we break the rule for Darnell? Who wants to

506
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: do the oath? She says, yeah? Cooper loop yes or

507
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 1: no Coop? Yeah? All right, we'll do it, Darnell. We'll

508
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:14,120
Speaker 1: do We're gonna do the oath. Darnell. We're violating oath.

509
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 1: We're violating the rule. We're violating the rule.

510
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,159
Speaker 6: All right.

511
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 1: For those that are new to the show. The Mallard

512
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,919
Speaker 1: Militia is a very powerful underground operation. All right, we

513
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: are a mostly peaceful group, but there is an oath.

514
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 1: And Darnell, I would like you to take the Are

515
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: you driving right now? What are you doing, Darnell? Yeah,

516
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: they're driving? All right. Well, I'm gonna tell you to

517
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 1: raise your hand, but I want you to have one

518
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: hand on the wheel. Okay, here, we got it. I

519
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: state your name. I Detroit Darnahill, Detroit Darnell. Look at this,

520
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: do solemnly swear, do solidly swear that I will support

521
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: and defend the Ben Maler Show, that I will.

522
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 7: Support and defend then.

523
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: Mallard Show against all enemies.

524
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 7: Against all enemies.

525
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: Foreign and domestic, born and domestic, especially those that do

526
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,840
Speaker 1: daytime talk radio in Houston.

527
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 3: No.

528
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 1: I added that, And then I here go, and then

529
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: I will obey the orders.

530
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 6: And I will obey the orders.

531
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Speaker 1: To peacefully fight back, to peacefully fight back against hostile.

532
00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 7: Attacks, against hostile attack.

533
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: From rivals, sports gas bags and blowhards from.

534
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 7: Rival sports gas bags and blowhards.

535
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Speaker 1: So help me, God, So help me God. Congratulations Detroit Darnell,

536
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 1: you are now by the power vested in me by

537
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: the state of the Ben Mahler Show legends like Justin

538
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 1: and Cincinnati, Robbie the Mariner, fan, just Josh, mister knisk

539
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 1: all these other characters. I now pronounce you a sworn

540
00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:02,520
Speaker 1: member of the Malord Militia. Congratulations girl, all right, and

541
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: we must mention also the great Skeeter in Montana rest

542
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 1: in peace, Skinter. This was his idea. Skeeter demanded an oath.

543
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: He called us up from Montana's I need an oath.

544
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: I need to be sworn in. And that that was

545
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: the beginning of the Mallard Militia oath. So thank you Skeeter,

546
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: and thank you Darnell. You're from Detroit. How long you've

547
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 1: been in Kansas.

548
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 7: Darnell moved here in twenty and twenty one.

549
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: Okay, you like it?

550
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 6: Yes's cool.

551
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 7: My wife was born and raised out Old Lake for Kansas. Okay,

552
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 7: we were and we were living in Phoenix. Her mom

553
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 7: got sick. She wanted to move back home and be closer.

554
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you gotta tell you, yeah, you gotta take

555
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 1: you well, you know you can go back to Detroit later.

556
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: You got to take care of the parents, right, you

557
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: know how that goes Darne. Aw all right, you gotta take

558
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: care of yeah, now, yeah, all right, Well, thank you Darnell.

559
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 1: Thanks for listen, man, I appreciate it. Thank you, sir,

560
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: Thank you. All right, there's darns a little taste of Skeeter.

561
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: He's he's listening on the other side of the Pearly gates.

562
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 1: I say hello to Cali Casey. What's going on? CALLI Casey.

563
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: It's a newbie night ray for newbye night, A reay

564
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,040
Speaker 1: for new bye night. I Cali Casey.

565
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 8: I have never been so honored in my life to

566
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 8: be talking to Ben Miller. But hey, I do have

567
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 8: something to say about Travis Kelsey. You know, I mean,

568
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 8: love is love, man, Come on, what do.

569
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: You what do you what do you mean?

570
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 6: Well, you know, heart does what a heart does.

571
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 8: And they fell in love and and between you and

572
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 8: me in the sidewall, and I just have to say,

573
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 8: you got to be happy for them.

574
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: I don't have to be happy. I mean I don't.

575
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I don't know them. Could you be indifferent? Ben? Yeah?

576
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: I am neutral. I'm like Switzerland.

577
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 3: I don't know either one of them.

578
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: I mean, they're just I mean, I'm I guess it's

579
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: great that together. If they like each other, that's that's good.

580
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: Rights some days that's Lorraine, I don't Today that's Justin

581
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: and Justin and Cincinnati. Justin and Cincinnati's a real love guy.

582
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 8: Between her and Goop de Loop. Hey, well Coop, ask

583
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 8: Coop does he love love?

584
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, Well you can't say you don't because then

585
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: you're a douche, you know, So what are you supposed

586
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,239
Speaker 1: to say? That's a you know, I I gotta go,

587
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: thank you, Let's go to Let's go to Tom who's

588
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: in Vermont. Uh, that's two calls from Vermont. That's a

589
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 1: new record on the show. To it because the only

590
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: people in Vermont are are like animals and trees and

591
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: stuff and Arnie Spaniel. Hello, Tom, Hey, I guess.

592
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 5: I won't mask do the uh the mal Ard militia

593
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 5: whatever you call it.

594
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: Well, that's a yes, we call it the whatever you

595
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: call it. We formally called it the what you might

596
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: call it, But that's a candy bar.

597
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 5: So now, yeah, well I forgot what I was gonna say.

598
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 5: But so a long time ago, I listed every morning

599
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 5: on my way to work, and you were somehow hedgehogs

600
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 5: came up and Lorraina said, I got a story about hedgehogs,

601
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 5: and then I think you had to go to commercial.

602
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 6: And I never heard it.

603
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm a story about hedgehogs. Can you tell the

604
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,239
Speaker 1: story in a very short amount of time?

605
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 9: Yes, My friend had a hedgehog and she lost it

606
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,479
Speaker 9: for three weeks and it got lost down in her

607
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Speaker 9: air conditioning vent.

608
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: And then one day she heard it going and she

609
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 1: pulled it out and it was still alive. That's it.

610
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: That was my story.

611
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, I guess it's melodramatic.

612
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: Then that's a great story. She gave you. She gave

613
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: you the she gave you the thumbnail version. She did

614
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: not give you the extended dance remix. She gave you

615
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: the radio. I feel like I should call hang up

616
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: on his call right now. Okay, we'll hang up on him.

617
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: There you go, Thank you. Let's go to Scottie. It's

618
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Speaker 1: a nuby in Tampa. Hello, Scottie, what's going on? Scotty

619
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Speaker 1: A newby Night Newby Morning?

620
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 4: Now, that's right, man, it's newby Morning calling from Tampa.

621
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Speaker 6: I'm a big fan of the show.

622
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 4: First time I've ever really called into a radio station

623
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Speaker 4: because I produce a radio show.

624
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 8: You're in Tampa.

625
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:10,280
Speaker 1: Yeah right, fellow fellow radio brother from the Brotherhood of Radio.

626
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 4: That's what's up, man. But I got you guys got

627
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:15,399
Speaker 4: to come down to Tampa for a mallor meet and greet. Man.

628
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: All right, well listen, you're listen. I would love to

629
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:20,360
Speaker 1: go to Tampa. All right. You you have the power.

630
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: You have to convince your local bosses to make that happen,

631
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 1: and we will be there. You'll be right, you'll go.

632
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: Lorraina shaking her head, Yes, Coop shaking, we'll go. We'll

633
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: do a Tampa meet and greet. I'd be wonderful.

634
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 6: I'd love that Tampa. I got the iHeart connection. So

635
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 6: we're already saying, all right, boom your boom.

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Speaker 1: We've got a couple of big sponsors. Man, we're right

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Speaker 1: there with Donald Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Shout out to w Dae and ninety eight Rock Baby.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. All right, Scott, I love that you're fellow radio guy, dude.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Scotty, Scotty, fellow radio man right there, Thank you, Scotty.

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Speaker 1: Look at that beloved in the radio community. The dysfunctional

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Speaker 1: world of talk radio and music radio too. I could

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Speaker 1: just keep. I do too. I wish I'd fallen in

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Speaker 1: love with something else sometimes, but I do love radio

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Speaker 1: could be worse. I mean, there are worse things through

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Speaker 1: to fall in love with. But I was a little boys,

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Speaker 1: I want to be on the radio. I'm on the radio,

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Speaker 1: and look at me now, all right? Anyway, it is

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Speaker 1: the Ben Malor Show. Coop. See if some of these

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Speaker 1: guys on hold they want to play the next thing

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Speaker 1: that we've got on the agenda on Newbie Night, and

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Speaker 1: that would be password, the word Game of the Stars. Password.

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Speaker 1: We'll get to that and we will do it next.

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Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Maller Show.

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Speaker 1: Maller wherever you get your podcast. Right after the show,

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Speaker 1: the end of the show.

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Speaker 2: Attention everyoneord is password, you idiot? Password the word Game

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Speaker 2: of the Stars. Here's Ben Maller.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it on a newby night. We've got the

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Speaker 1: Beast of the East in Rochester. Hello, Beast of the East?

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Speaker 6: How are you?

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Speaker 8: Ben?

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Speaker 6: I try and cow, but you're too popular. I never

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Speaker 6: get in.

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Speaker 1: All right, I apologize. I will try to suck so

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Speaker 1: I will try.

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Speaker 6: To do bad. I will debate a couple of comics night.

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Speaker 6: But to play your games?

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Speaker 1: All right? Who would you like to partner up with? You?

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Speaker 1: Play with me? Ben, Lorena or Coop.

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 1: You will of course, of course, beasts. There's no other option? Popular?

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Speaker 6: Not?

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Speaker 1: Really?

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Speaker 6: Can I give you one comment to think about first?

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Speaker 6: Or not?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 1: Sure, I don't have time. I don't, I really don't.

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Speaker 1: I really don't have time. Hold on, Beast, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: play the game. Uh. And Tyler is in the great

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Speaker 1: state of Maine. Hello, Tyler, welcome.

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Speaker 6: Oh, good morning, Ben, this is the Beast of the

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Speaker 6: East Coast.

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Speaker 1: Oh look at that. Are you saying that Maine is

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Speaker 1: more well, it certainly is further east of Rochester, so

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Speaker 1: you definitely have that. Yes, all right, Tyler, who do

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Speaker 1: you want to partner up with? You got Cooper? Lorena?

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Speaker 1: All right, Coop, you're in. Yes, Loraina, you're off the show. Bye, guys,

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Speaker 1: I'm finally something. Okay, all right, Beast of these we

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Speaker 1: have a list of words one to ten. Please pick

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Speaker 1: a number one to ten, Beast of the East.

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Speaker 6: I will please my birthday.

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Speaker 1: Ninth you were you were born in the ninth month

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Speaker 1: or on the ninth day, ninth day? Sure, okay, just

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Speaker 1: go with it. Why not, let's go with Let's see

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Speaker 1: there's a I could do? How about? Oh man, which

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Speaker 1: direction do I want to go? How about we go

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Speaker 1: with loaf loaf? What what did you say? He said?

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Speaker 1: What he was asking to you? You to repeat l

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Speaker 1: o A f loaf?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Here we go, this is where spelled we go? What

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Speaker 1: do you think that is. What word are we looking for?

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Speaker 6: I don't know, but we're gonna win.

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Speaker 9: All right, all right, all right, so let's go with Tyler. Tyler,

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Speaker 9: let's go with You heard Ben's clue. My clue is

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Speaker 9: gonna be wheat repeated one more time.

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Speaker 1: Wheat w h E A T wheat. Yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 6: What I was gonna say?

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Speaker 1: Why did you say? Go ahead? Pick a number, Tyler,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, pick a number? He said number two. He

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Speaker 1: didn't know it was his turn. Oh my god, wait,

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Speaker 1: number two. Hurry up, hurry up, let's go with a

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Speaker 1: let's see. Oh that's easy. Uh I swear, I swear no.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 1: He was supposed to play the rules. He did not

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Speaker 1: know the rules.