WEBVTT - Changing Your Frequency with Ron Funches 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:04.920 Hello, Hello listeners. It's Chelsea hand Job and Catherine. 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:05.520 Hi. 0:00:06.680 --> 0:00:09.680 We're sitting in my new house actually with a new setup, 0:00:09.720 --> 0:00:11.719 with a new setup. We're trying to make a new setup. 0:00:11.800 --> 0:00:13.880 Everything's everything's a work in progress here. 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:14.560 It's true. 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:16.800 I'm here in town. I've been here for two days. 0:00:16.840 --> 0:00:17.560 It's crazy. 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:20.360 What was the same place for two whole days? 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:20.959 Two old days. 0:00:20.960 --> 0:00:23.680 Tomorrow I'm going to Auburn, Washington to the Muckleshoot Casino 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:26.400 to perform. And then Friday night I have a show 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:30.960 and Santa Rosa at the Luther Burbank Center for the Arts. 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:32.520 There's still tickets for that show. 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:35.280 And then Santa Barbara Bawls August seventeenth, there are still 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:38.160 tickets for that show. And then my Vegas residency starts 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:39.080 on September first. 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:39.960 How exciting. 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:43.240 Oh September first, November two, and November thirtieth on my 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:44.000 first three dates. 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:44.440 Excellent. 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:46.159 So yeah, we're taking all my friends are trying to 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:49.200 turn it into a big party. I'll bet, so that's fun. 0:00:49.320 --> 0:00:51.720 My friend Karen who runs my life, was like, they 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:53.400 want to know if you're bringing Doug to Vegas. 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:55.880 I'm like, I don't really see that happening. 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:58.560 Why would Doug want to go to Vegas just to 0:00:58.720 --> 0:01:01.720 urinate inside the hotel room. Maybe, but he's not interested 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:04.440 in going to Vegas, so I mean he's interested in me, 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:08.040 so that's good enough. But yeah, I'm not gonna put 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:10.000 him in that heat. That would be abusive. And everyone 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.200 knows how professional I am as a dog owner. They 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:14.280 may take drugs accidentally once in a while, but I 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:15.479 do not abuse these dogs. 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:16.760 Okay, it's not intentional. 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:19.120 No, nothing is intentional, Chelsea. 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:20.559 We have a really exciting guest today. 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:23.039 I know he's really funny and he has a very 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:26.120 very funny delivery. We've been having a lot of comedians 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:28.800 on because it's more fun, I think, Yeah, but we 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:31.199 still keep it mixed up. We have a really cool 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:33.400 doctor coming up that I'm excited about, whose book. 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:33.760 I want to read. 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:36.839 But today our guest has a podcast called Getting Better 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:40.000 and he is always on a constant journey to better himself. 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:42.080 So I love when a male comics are up to that. 0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:45.080 And his TV show Loot isn't its second season which 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:48.280 now streams on Apple TV Plus. So please welcome actor 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:51.680 and stand up ron Funches. Okay, we're here with mister 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:54.640 Funches himself, mister Ron Funches is sitting right next to 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:58.760 me in my studio, face to face in what Sherman Oaks? 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:00.880 Is that where we are with the area. 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:03.320 I used to live in this area. I'm very familiar 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:04.000 with this area. 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:05.200 How build up this community? 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:07.800 I love this community. I love going to show my 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:10.160 nose Castle Park. If you're looking for a good way 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:12.040 to spend the day playing mini. 0:02:11.840 --> 0:02:13.880 Golf, Oh are you good at mini golf? 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:16.040 I'm getting way better, way better than. 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:17.040 Hey, Catherine. 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:19.600 I can hear those pages turning very loudly for some 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:20.560 reason in my ear. 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:23.119 It's like a M S A R. What's it called? 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:28.960 A ms r ASSM? What is a ms r asm automatic? 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:32.480 Psycho Suki? Do you like that? 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:34.680 A M S R ASMR No? 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:36.480 I think it's gross. I don't like it. 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:39.040 Isn't it so weird? What everyone's into these days? 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:41.760 Like when people want to hear the sound of food 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:45.560 being chewed and certain types of food being cooked, You're like. 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:49.720 What, Yeah, a lot of kinks, a lot of weird, right, have. 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:52.480 Time to come up with kinks like that? Me sitting 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:54.680 around like what the fuck can I think about next? 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:56.960 And it's like I want to hear eggs hitting a 0:02:57.000 --> 0:02:57.760 frying fan. 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:00.680 I'm just stick to butts and boobs. I'm not I'm 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:01.680 cool with that. 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:04.520 How are buts and boobs working out for you? 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:04.359 Oh? 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:07.919 You know? It depends on the day. 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:09.800 Yeah, I know what you're saying. 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:12.560 Sometimes you're happy with them, sometimes you're like they're going 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:13.360 to be the Definitely. 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:15.160 Have you been in a long term relationship? 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:16.960 I have. I've been married twice. 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:18.840 How long was each marriage? 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:21.679 One marriage was seven years and the other marriage was 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:22.240 two years? 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:25.280 Okay, so seven years and two years? And would you 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:26.359 get married for a third time? 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:27.040 I don't think so. 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:29.120 I don't think so either. Quite frankly, I think you 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:30.840 might need to put a pin in it, Like, if 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:33.480 you can't figure it out twice, don't try the third time. Right, 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:35.480 it's embarrassing when people have more than. 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:37.400 Two ex wives, I think so. I mean two ex 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:38.880 wives isn't not embarrassing? 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:42.040 No, I don't. If anything, it makes me feel like 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:43.200 old school wealthy. 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:46.520 Oh oh right, right, yeah I can see that. Yeah 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:48.440 that's exactly what I thought when you said that. 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:50.280 Yeah yeah, yeah, like an oil bear. 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:54.480 What a mollifluous sounding voice you have. Thank you yes, 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:58.440 very you should do good night stories like on Calm, like. 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:00.920 That that meditation app. Do you meditate? 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:01.400 Yes? 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:02.680 Oh really, but I can. 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:05.040 I have a room for it. I don't use it. 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:07.440 You have a whole meditation room that you don't use. 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:09.440 I'm doing well. I have two xyves. 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:12.320 Oh yeah, well that meditation is paying off, right, they're 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:13.120 both meditating. 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:13.480 I bet. 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:19.719 Yeah, so you do meditate? Oh okay, I thought you 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:20.680 were against meditation. 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:21.400 No reason. 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:23.120 Do you see the tassels on my shoe? 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:23.760 Oh I know. 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:26.640 I thought that I'm gonna meditate? 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:28.920 Oh okay, so that anytime it could happen. 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:29.599 Yeah. 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:32.120 Now, how did you get in touch with yourself to 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:33.159 start meditating? 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:36.000 Okay? Like my spiritual side where it does come from? 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:39.279 Probably living in Oregon. I moved around Oregon a bunch. 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:41.240 And if you do that, you're gonna meet a lot 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:44.880 of hippie women, wicking women, and people who do tarot 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:47.240 and crystals, and if you want to sleep with them, 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:50.240 you're going to be open and listen. Yeah. 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:52.200 Yeah, I usually you have to be open for sure 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:53.320 if you want to sleep with people. 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:54.840 Yeah, you can't be closed off. 0:04:54.920 --> 0:04:58.400 No, it doesn't work maybe once, yeah, yeah, but I'm 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:01.040 not you know, I'm not the like one night stand, 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:02.520 So I'm a charmer. 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:05.000 I got get you in and then you'd never want 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:05.440 to leave. 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:08.200 It takes time, though, to get the girl to come in. Right. 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:10.080 How long do you think it takes you to get 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:13.440 a woman to start to understand that it's going to 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:14.360 be better with you? 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:19.000 About probably two weeks, maybe three dates, four dates? If 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:22.680 I get you on a fourth date. Yeah, you'll know. 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:27.920 Rico Swase, I love it. Very confident in your own abilities. 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:31.279 Well, I just know I'm a good person and self aware. Yeah, 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:32.760 you could do a lot worse than me. 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:35.520 Yeah, so that's how you got in touch with your 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:37.359 spirituality by hanging out with those women. 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:41.120 Yeah, that's cool totally. I mean, a terror reading is 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:43.640 why I got started in comedy. I had always want 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:45.880 to do it. I did a terror reading on a 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:49.560 Halloween party and the reader was just like, you want 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:51.599 to work in entertainment, You're waiting for it to come 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:53.960 to you. You need to put into work. And it 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:56.599 really like shook me and I you know, didn't listen 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:58.800 for about another year, but then I did. 0:05:59.160 --> 0:06:01.800 Oh wow, yeah I think that stuff. I got an 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:05.760 energy clearing yesterday and when I left there, I was like, yeah, 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:07.479 you know, some of the stuff was like I didn't 0:06:07.480 --> 0:06:10.760 feel any sort of overwhelming feeling, like I didn't feel 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:13.719 like energy was being released or moving around my body. 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:16.880 So I was disappointed on that aspect. But she had 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:19.760 done an energy clearing in my house, my new house, 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:21.839 and it needed one, so I thought she could do 0:06:21.880 --> 0:06:23.479 an energy clearing on me too, And I was like, 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:25.760 I think all of that matters is that you have 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:28.839 to believe what you're doing, right, Like, in order for 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:31.400 it to have an effect on you in a positive way, 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:33.119 you need to believe that it's true. 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:33.520 Yeah. 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:36.400 I'm a big believer in the power of your thoughts, 0:06:36.440 --> 0:06:39.600 and that's what I don't really subscribe to negative self talk. 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:42.680 I think our minds are much more powerful than we 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:45.520 give them credit for. And if you can create your 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:49.440 reality with your mind, and so if you believe in 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:51.880 certain things, I think that they are more likely to 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:54.160 happen for you to be true. 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:56.680 Right. So you don't believe in negativity, right. 0:06:56.520 --> 0:07:01.680 I do believe in negativity, Yeah, practicing it, I don't like, Yeah. 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:03.279 But it's there, I've seen it. 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:06.440 But you don't believe in practicing negativity? Like, you're not 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:09.840 into negative patterns of behavior. What would you say to people? 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:12.760 Because people listen to this podcast for like kind of 0:07:12.760 --> 0:07:17.840 spiritual advice and regular life advice and like an outside perspective, 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:20.560 But one of the most common things is like, how 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:23.559 to get that negative voice out of your own head? 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:27.720 Not about other people, about yourself. Yeah, and what would 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:29.960 you say to that? How what has been your experience 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:31.040 with your negative voice? 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:33.680 Oh, you just have to be very on top of 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:36.920 it and just immediately self correct is what I tried 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:40.640 to do. For me. It mostly comes up with eating 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:43.760 and overeating or doing something that I was like, Oh, 0:07:43.760 --> 0:07:46.560 I shouldn't have eaten that, and I'll find myself being like, oh, 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:50.280 you fat idiot, and then I'll stop myself and be like, 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:54.480 that's not going to make me feel better. You're working hard, 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:58.920 you're tired, you're beautiful, and you're worth the effort to 0:07:58.920 --> 0:08:01.600 not have those things, and so you worth the effort 0:08:01.680 --> 0:08:03.920 to go work out. So that's why you need to 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:06.360 do it, not because you're a big fat dummy, because 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:08.520 you're a beautiful, chubby stallion. 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:12.200 Yes, I love that. That's so cute. 0:08:12.360 --> 0:08:12.880 Thank you. 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:15.080 That's great. That's great advice. 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:17.240 For everybody, because you kind of have to start like 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:19.920 a love affair with yourself. Truly, you really have to 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:21.720 fall in love with yourself and be like, oh my god, 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:23.000 these are the best things about me. 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.560 And when you feel like you're at your best and 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:26.520 you're pumping. 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:28.840 High and like the vibes are flowing, you're like, oh, 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:32.080 there's no better, more grounded feeling than being like at 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:32.720 your best. 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:36.120 Yeah. So many people, I think, especially ladies that I know, 0:08:36.200 --> 0:08:39.199 afraid to be selfish, and I think that it's always 0:08:39.200 --> 0:08:42.280 given such a negative connotation. But I think taking care 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:46.480 of yourself, working out, putting your whatever quality things of 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:48.680 life that you need, like for me, like getting my 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:52.240 nails done, getting my feet done, And if you don't 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:54.400 do that, you don't have those selfish things for yourself, 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:57.080 you're not like able to do more for other people. 0:08:57.240 --> 0:08:59.280 So I just believe you have to be selfish in 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:01.920 this world. Yeah, And sometimes we just put a negative 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:04.520 connotation on words that are actually good for us. 0:09:04.679 --> 0:09:05.679 Right, I agree with that. 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:08.640 Why do you think that women are particularly have such 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:10.160 a hard time being selfish? 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:10.480 Ah? 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:13.800 Because I think that culturally just always taught to give, 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:16.320 always taught to be a giver, always thought to be 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:19.439 a caretaker, look out for others before yourself. 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:21.880 Yeah, you got a confuse You're like, is that a 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:25.000 maternal instinct or is that just societal standards that have 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:28.640 been established over millennia. Because there is a maternal instinct, 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:31.160 but there has got to be a paternal instinct as well, 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:33.720 which some men seem to have and some men don't. 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:35.640 Seem to happen. Oh for sure, do you have a 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:36.400 paternal instinct? 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:36.600 Oh? 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:38.480 Yeah, I mean I've spent most of my life being 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:40.880 a dad. I've been a dad for twenty years so 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:42.640 and I have a twenty one year old and a 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:45.480 two year old now, and my best part of my 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:47.560 life is being a dad because it's nice to have 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:50.839 someone who cares about the base level of what I do. 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:53.480 They care more about making sure I take care of him, 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:55.320 that I spend time with him, that I push him 0:09:55.600 --> 0:09:58.719 on the swing. He doesn't care about like specials or 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:01.199 shows that I'm on or things like that. I think 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:04.360 that that having that base level of love and also 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:08.599 responsibility has been a big balance for me and I 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:09.640 appreciate that. 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:13.000 And did it come naturally to you being paternal? Was 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:16.280 that a natural instinct of yours when you had both 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:17.000 of your children. 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:19.120 I don't know if I would call it natural. I 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:22.960 just think it was out of necessity, especially what my 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:26.360 older son. I had him so young, and it just 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:28.959 kind of shifted. Before I met him, I was just 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:32.800 kind of taking gravity bong hits and laying on floors 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:35.720 and not having any type of focus and just cruising 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:38.360 them through life. And he gave me focus. And then 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:41.120 eventually I had to get so custody of him when 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:44.079 he was an early teenager, and that I don't think 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:46.400 was as natural, where I had to kind of freak 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:48.760 out and figure out how I was going to balance 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:51.240 both trying to I mean, at that time, I just 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:54.360 started getting acting roles and stuff and figuring out how 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:56.160 I was going to do that and have him full 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:59.160 time and enroll him in school out here in LA 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:02.480 and stuff was very difficult, but I got help from 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:03.360 my mom and people. 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:07.480 Wow, Yeah, that's tough stuff because you're doing like your 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:08.880 parenting for two people. 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:11.640 Yeah. Yeah, it is definitely, and it's always fun because 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:13.719 I think it's one of the most unassumed things when 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:16.600 it comes to male parenting. Whenever people who know I 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:19.040 have kids They're always are like, well, where where is 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:22.680 your older son? Like he's at home with me because 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:25.200 he lives with me, and I get it's not the normal, 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:28.440 but it's always seemed so dismissive when they're like just 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:30.400 when you were like, oh no, I'm to love being 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:32.120 a dad, and they just assume that means that I 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:34.360 see my son every two weeks or something. 0:11:34.559 --> 0:11:35.760 Uh interesting. 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:38.800 Yeah, and so what was your first big like what 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:41.520 do you remember your first big break in comedy being. 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:45.080 Conan O'Brien show, Just being on Conan grew up watching 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:48.400 Conan and loving his show and just did my first 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:51.600 set on that and hearing him laugh, hearing Andy laugh. 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:53.679 It was the first time I was like, oh I 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:56.040 can this is like my career. I could do this 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:56.920 for a career. 0:11:57.720 --> 0:11:59.559 It's a pretty awesome career. 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:00.200 Yeah. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:01.840 I love it, well stand up. 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:04.439 Alone, Like if you can make a living doing stand up, 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:06.080 it's amazing. Yeah. 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:08.760 I like it. I don't like the club stuff so 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:12.640 far or currently, just because of the again, my two sons. 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:16.680 So I'm trying to hopefully get into doing less work 0:12:16.720 --> 0:12:17.480 for more money. 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:23.600 Oh yeah, who the fuck isn't I want to do 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:24.960 less work for more money. 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:27.120 I feel like I'm doing more work for less money. 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:29.920 It's how it seems to be going on. I don't know, 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:30.800 I don't like it. 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:31.640 I'm hustling. 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:34.280 Yeah, me too, a lot of hustle. Yeah it is. 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:36.920 It doesn't really seem there's no end in sight. 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:40.120 No, you would, do you feel like you're headed towards something. 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:42.600 I thought i'd be retired when I turned forty. I'm 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:44.960 forty nine and I'm now hustling as much as I 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:45.400 ever was. 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:45.760 Wow. 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:48.520 Yeah, you just made me sad because I was like, 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:53.840 you're not retired, so there's no hope for me. Apparently 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:58.160 if you had a big old show, iconic and now 0:12:58.200 --> 0:13:01.960 you're still working, guys, I gotta just give up that. 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:04.440 Yeah, I know. I want to just sit on a 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:06.480 boat and let my skin fry. 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:10.240 Yes, that's what I mentioned with just a bunch it 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:12.800 with my dog and some maybe a couple other people. 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:14.800 Okay, On that. 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:16.120 Note, we're going to take a break and we'll be 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:17.439 right back with Rod Funshes. 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:22.920 Do you have what it takes to go through a 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:25.760 therapy session with Chelsea? We're looking for duos who would 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:27.920 like to join us for minisodes. That could be you 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:31.520 and a friend, your spouse, a co worker, a family member, 0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:34.560 even your ex. We're looking for duos who have real 0:13:34.720 --> 0:13:37.240 and occasionally lighthearted issues that they need to work out 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:40.560 in a therapy session with doctor Handler. 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Right into 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:55.640 Dear Chelsea Podcast at gmail dot. 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:59.520 Com, and we're back with Ron funshes Oh quick break, Yeah, 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:00.839 that was a real quick break. 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:02.280 Ready to take some questions. 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:03.520 We are ready to take some questions. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:03.800 Ron. 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:05.080 When was do you remember meeting me? 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:07.080 I mean I feel like it was just on your show. 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:09.400 Was the first time I met oh and Chelsea lately? 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:09.720 Yeah? 0:14:09.800 --> 0:14:12.280 Oh okay, because I don't remember us meetings. So I 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:14.199 was going to ask you. I just know you and 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:15.120 I don't know how we met. 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:17.679 No, I don't. I mean I could. I know that 0:14:17.760 --> 0:14:19.880 because I see you sometimes around and you look at 0:14:19.920 --> 0:14:22.160 me like you've never seen me in your las. Yeah, 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:23.920 I saw you at the Netflix brunch and you came 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:25.960 out of the car with Sarah Silverman, and then I 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:27.880 hugged Sarah and then you turned and you looked at me, 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:29.200 and then you just turned and walked away. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:33.680 That sounds about right. 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:35.840 It was right. It was highly accurate. 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:39.440 That's how I say hello and goodbye. 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:45.520 Speaking of making more money while doing less. 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:47.280 That should be the name of this episode. 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:47.840 Ye. 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:52.520 Our first question comes from Sarah looking for a swift 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:54.200 kick in the ass, and I figured you were just 0:14:54.240 --> 0:14:56.760 the bitch to do it. After twenty years together, I 0:14:56.840 --> 0:15:01.880 recently discovered my husband has had a Snapchat girlfriend months 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:04.400 twenty months, twenty months like a toddler. 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:06.520 I love affairs, so I just love to hear about him. 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:09.160 Come on and get mad. 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:12.640 He communicated with her daily if he a text or 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:15.200 a snap and although I asked him about it often, 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:16.880 many red flags were present. 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:19.400 I just found out emotionally. 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:21.400 It's nice to finally get the truth and we are 0:15:21.440 --> 0:15:25.640 moving toward a divorce. Financially, though I'm freaking out. I'm 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:28.080 not afraid to sacrifice or work hard. It just needs 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:31.520 some decent financial advice. I'm so annoyed with getting myself 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:33.840 into this situation in the first place. I have a 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:36.040 great lawyer, and I know I'll get child support and 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:38.320 a portion of his retirement. I just want to get 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:41.280 my power back by earning more money. I'll be a 0:15:41.320 --> 0:15:44.120 third grade teacher next year and will be increasing my salary, 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:46.680 but I want to be more financially independent. Do any 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:49.160 of those TikTok trends work? I'm looking to make good 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:50.120 money as I don't. 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:51.080 Get paid in summer. 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:54.000 Oh my god, I have three daughters that are watching. 0:15:54.080 --> 0:15:57.240 It's important I get this right. Sarah. 0:15:57.760 --> 0:15:59.840 Wow, it sounds like she wants to go on only 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:01.680 and is looking for someone to give. 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:05.320 Her the premission. Yeah, which I don't recommend. I feel 0:16:05.320 --> 0:16:08.760 like the bottom is falling out on the OnlyFans economy. 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:11.400 If anything, I think she wants to be just a 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:14.920 true independent, high end escort that you can make good 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:17.840 money away from your home while having fun. 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:20.720 Fun is for funches is the root word of funches 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:21.240 is fun? 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:24.720