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Speaker 2: You did all right, here we go, man, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: tell you what, man, it is. Back we are back.

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Speaker 1: School is back.

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Speaker 2: Back back back back back back back back back back

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Speaker 2: back back back back. I can't believe school has already started.

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Speaker 2: It's so weird that they start so early here in

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Speaker 2: the great state of Tennessee.

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Speaker 1: WHOA, Your mic is so jacked up? What do you

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Speaker 1: mean You're like pencil fin.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what to do. Is there some buttons?

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Speaker 1: Yo? Am?

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Speaker 2: I back? Thank you? So let's go back. Let's go

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Speaker 2: to back and talk about how crazy it is that

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Speaker 2: this great state of Tennessee has started school already. When

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Speaker 2: I talked to Garrett down in Texas, in the Austin

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Speaker 2: Independent School District does not start school until August nineteenth,

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Speaker 2: so we are talking two weeks. We got out an

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Speaker 2: extra two weeks this summer vacation. I don't understand why

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Speaker 2: we start so early. I would rather them start on

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Speaker 2: ninety nine percent sure Flugerville doesn't go back till next week. Guys,

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Speaker 2: just stick with me. It's just frustrating that my kid

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Speaker 2: is the summer vacation.

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Speaker 1: You're seem like you're on their team, the kid's team.

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Speaker 1: Parents want them back in school.

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Speaker 2: I understand them going back to school. I want them

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Speaker 2: to get an education, Yes I do.

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Speaker 1: Ryan, they can't defend themselves.

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Speaker 2: But what I don't want. I don't want to take

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Speaker 1: But you know why they do it. Why for the

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Speaker 1: tractor operators?

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Speaker 2: They what tractor? I can't hear them. I don't hear

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Speaker 1: In fact, they need their kids for these important two

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Speaker 1: get them back in school. You're a city slicker.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's what it is. Maybe I'm out of touch

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Speaker 2: a little bit longer. But let me tell you, the

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Speaker 2: things in the world, positive and negative, because the kids

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Speaker 2: are excited, they're nervous everything. I mean, my oldest baby

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Speaker 2: Box he got a postcard this past weekend from his

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Speaker 2: first grade teacher Arnold sent him that saying, Hey, can't

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Speaker 2: wait to have you in my class. Looking forward to

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Speaker 2: a great year. You know, signed it Miss Radcliffe. Awesome.

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Speaker 2: The night before school started, guess what he did with

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Speaker 2: that postcard.

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Speaker 1: Returned it to sender.

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Speaker 2: Thumb tacked it to his bed. Dude, is all in

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Speaker 2: super pumped. Gotta give it the teacher credit. That's sentimental.

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Speaker 2: That is sentimental and so creative. It's so creative.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was a long lost lover of mine

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Speaker 1: from Austin.

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Speaker 2: No I knew it wasn't. But he gets it in

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Speaker 2: the mail and it's just like you want to talk

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Speaker 2: about getting a kid excited, like like looking forward to school.

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Speaker 2: That teacher absolutely nailed it.

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Speaker 1: I need to send your kid a postcard.

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Speaker 2: Nailed it. Cousin Andrew sent the boys a postcard from Cooperstown,

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Speaker 2: it on Friday, and it said, Hey, boys, I was

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Speaker 2: and I saw people like Ernie Banks and Babe Ruth stuff.

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Speaker 1: Man, you're gonna see Peter Rose and he said.

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Speaker 2: Maybe one day, I'll see your bat and glove here

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Speaker 1: Yeah, from Little League.

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Speaker 2: I said, yes, if you're good enough, if you play,

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Speaker 1: Kid, one time they retired one of my condoms.

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Speaker 2: Kid, No, no, they didn't do that. And so the

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Speaker 2: first day of school and then here here's another cool thing.

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Speaker 1: I was a part of the Black Sox. Kid, We're

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Speaker 1: the ones that started BETONAM Baseball. There's a documentary about it.

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Speaker 1: That's a great movie, Black Socks.

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Speaker 2: Is it a documentary? No, just called black Socks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just google it, man, hit it into Gemini, give

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Speaker 1: it a little AI. I don't know. Tell Surrey.

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Speaker 2: I just go to the search bar on my TV

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Speaker 1: Turn it off? I gonna sit for five minutes smart watch,

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Speaker 2: I mean I haven't watched TV. I mean I guess

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Speaker 2: I watched thirty minutes. Last night. I watched one episode

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Speaker 1: Ray it wasn't sunny that day?

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Speaker 2: Yea, the episode was Scott a dumb. They go out

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Speaker 2: back to the first day of school. So then the

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Speaker 2: kindergarten teacher, Miss Curry. You know what she gave the

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Speaker 1: Okay, Travis Kelcey.

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Speaker 2: And Baby Box two picked out one soccer one and

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Speaker 1: She's like, I don't have the soccer charm. It's not

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Speaker 2: No, it's super popular, and you guys just are overestimating

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Speaker 2: Can't wait to start kindergarten with you. Did you bring

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Speaker 2: any of them in? No? I should have. And I

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Speaker 2: I'm only gonna put two under my pillow because I

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Speaker 1: Gave a star to you in case you get nervous

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Speaker 1: for the big.

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Speaker 2: Show last night.

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Speaker 1: See, I don't get nervous during your bonehead.

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Speaker 2: Story of the day last night. He did give a

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Speaker 2: put it in the trash. Absolutely not. It is under

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Speaker 1: You don't do a pillow flip. You don't do a

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Speaker 2: I lay right on my pillow and I don't move. Dude,

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Speaker 2: that pillow doesn't move anywhere. I'm telling you because you

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Speaker 2: know what kids will do. They will go check the

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Speaker 2: he gets home from school today, I guarantee you he's

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Speaker 1: I never got nervous today.

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Speaker 2: I did your bonehead story of the day.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: So, then the first day of school, they ride bikes

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Speaker 2: He's so excited.

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Speaker 1: Well, teacher got him decked out like there's went to

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Speaker 1: a Taylor Swift concert.

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Speaker 2: Correct, And I'll hang up and listen.

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Speaker 1: Not a fan.

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Speaker 2: You didn't hang up?

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Speaker 2: There you go. So we're sitting there, and then yesterday

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Speaker 2: after school, the kindergarteners get out at eleven thirty. They

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's you're chaos. There's games strewn across.

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Speaker 2: They got bottles of water on the front porch, playing.

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Speaker 2: I mean, they are having the time of their life

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Speaker 2: He swung open the door bam, cracked himself in the head,

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Speaker 2: His parents send him to our house because he needs

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Speaker 2: do you want one band aid or fifty? I only

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Speaker 2: then nurse that lives down the street, she was walking,

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Speaker 2: so we texted her and she stopped by because we

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Speaker 2: she goes, no, I just think you're good. Put some

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Speaker 2: neosporing on it, put a band aid on that bat,

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Speaker 2: and he'll be good to go.

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Speaker 1: Like your own community, we really are, dude.

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Speaker 2: The neighborhood is amazing. Self sufficient, that's what we do,

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Speaker 2: and so we do that. And then baby Box, you know,

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Speaker 2: and there was chaos on the bus because nurse Textan goes,

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, and then this other dad, he has

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Speaker 1: Glad it was organized. Teachers are doing those trapper keepers

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Speaker 2: Maybe we run the bus routes.

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Speaker 2: I understand what you're saying. And he's just in there,

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Speaker 1: Oh he was being serious.

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Speaker 2: And she was like, and he goes, the bus didn't stop. Perry,

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Speaker 2: I am a good bus driver. I didn't they had

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Speaker 1: It was giving a bad reading. Yeah, we've done them.

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Speaker 2: And so we do all that don't live THEMI on

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Speaker 1: Oh storry day, Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: Do you understand how cool that was as a kid

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, might not want to

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Speaker 2: I'll never forget it, Miss Butler. Second grade, we called

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Speaker 2: What a great honor that was. It was so cool.

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Speaker 2: It's a guy teacher.

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Speaker 1: He's in there eating a pizza, farting.

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Speaker 2: That's not fun, that's not cool. But miss Butler, we'd

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Speaker 2: No, it's just like first day of first grade. Man,

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Speaker 2: where's your charm bracelet? Where's your little bracelet thing?

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Speaker 1: I threw it away. I thought it was glad that

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Speaker 2: And I was like, he goes like, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: And he goes loost in battle.

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Speaker 2: The lot.

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Speaker 1: He starts crying the one that was in here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he starts crying, Honey, get the yarn and beads.

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Speaker 2: And I mean he was like oh, and he is.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you gotta retrace his steps.

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Speaker 2: We're in the middle of reading stories at seven fifteen

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Speaker 1: And then Honey Muktar passed it to Sam Surage over

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Speaker 2: We were in the middle of reading the second book

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Speaker 2: take the same path you rode your bike to school

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Speaker 2: to the Dollar General by a couple of beads. And

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Speaker 2: there I am with my phone and a flashlight on

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Speaker 1: I saw you, pedophile get off the company grounds. Good.

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Speaker 1: I'm a dad.

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Speaker 2: I got a beating bracelet.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking forward and.

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Speaker 2: I was going I couldn't find it couldn't find it,

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Speaker 2: because we knew because my wife took pictures and he

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Speaker 2: when he was walking into school he didn't have his

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Speaker 1: Oh, he dropped it in the urinal. All right, I'll

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, it wasn't in the jurnal because he

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Speaker 2: didn't have it going into school. So somewhere between home

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Speaker 2: So I knew that it had to be along that path.

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Speaker 2: So I'm doing my best flashlight boom boom boom, get

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Speaker 2: I know where it is. The bike rack.

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Speaker 1: Homeless guy stole it from when he's.

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Speaker 2: Putting on the lock on his bike. It probably fell

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Speaker 2: bike rack. No, brother, you got a dollar.

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Speaker 1: I'm digging too, man, trying to find a place.

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Speaker 2: To poop nothing. And then I go over there where

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Speaker 2: you live on these grounds too, to wait. Welcome everybody

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Speaker 2: I'm moving the leaves, bro, They're not so bad.

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Speaker 1: It's only been a couple of nights.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty nice at night.

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Speaker 1: You need a blanket in early hours.

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Speaker 2: And now it's pitch blackout. Now it's dark and I'm

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Speaker 1: Here we go. She's gonna think she's about to get touched.

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Speaker 2: And she literally gets off the sidewalk. I'm not even

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Speaker 2: in the middle of the road.

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Speaker 1: Metal detective.

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Speaker 2: She gets in the middle of the road and walks

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Speaker 2: and just looking at me, looking at me, like, what

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Speaker 1: I would have been two streets over, dude. When I'm

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Speaker 1: you on de Mumbrian.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So she gave me like a creepy feel like

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Speaker 1: May I'm not like I'm gonna touch you or anything.

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Speaker 1: I'm married. Look at my ring.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't mean anything.

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Speaker 1: You could still touch me. She sounds like Arnold.

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Speaker 2: And he couldn't find I couldn't find it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, crap man, buy some new crap A dollar general.

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Speaker 2: I think that he probably dropped it. Another kid found it,

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Speaker 2: it is lost forever.

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Speaker 1: Well, super dad failed, Where's your kryptonite? Now? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Then I had to ride my bike home and the

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Speaker 2: I didn't get in any accidents. Got home, talked to

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Speaker 2: And I said, well, miss Curry obviously doesn't have it

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Speaker 2: that's right. And so I don't know what happened.

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Speaker 1: Possible for us to pull the surveillance tape.

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Speaker 2: Right I'm asking if anybody has any video footage of

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Speaker 2: the route to school, if they could send it to

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Speaker 2: me that way, we know kind of where it fell off.

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Speaker 2: I mean I'm looking where, I looked everywhere, and it

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Speaker 2: the right side because I knew it wouldn't be on the.

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Speaker 1: Left coach and we got to take a break. Love

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Speaker 1: the breakdown of the bracelet, and I have to go

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Never found it. But then here's an update. This morning,

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Speaker 2: my wife said, the two kids that rode the bus

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Speaker 2: Dad drove them. I think they are done with the

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Speaker 2: bus after one day they got kidnapped. No, I think

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Speaker 2: they gave up on the bus after one day.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: One day. So that was the first day of school.

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Speaker 2: And I'm telling you what. Welcome back kids, Welcome back,

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Speaker 2: Welcome back Cotter. We'll take a break, We'll be right back. Yo,

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Speaker 2: We've got to start the show, dude. We did a

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Speaker 2: whole segment about the first day of school and we

439
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Speaker 2: didn't even talk about the introductions. Yeah, that's my camera

440
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Speaker 2: now sorry, I am the captain. Now start start the

441
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Speaker 2: dang show. Hey, let me reach over to this mouse

442
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Speaker 2: all the way over here, O quick. Hey, we're on

443
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,880
Speaker 2: fire with the cameras. Okay, the cameras are a real

444
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Speaker 2: big distraction, but people love them. People seem to like them.

445
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Speaker 1: I was editing the clips because now I'm a video

446
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,720
Speaker 1: editor as well as an audio guy, and I never sleep. Guys,

447
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,639
Speaker 1: the jobs never end. And she goes, why is that

448
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,200
Speaker 1: one camera? I just focused on lunch or just focus

449
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Speaker 1: on you. She's like, why doesn't it flip to the

450
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Speaker 1: other person when the other person's talking? And I go, well,

451
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Speaker 1: that would be lunchbox, that's his job.

452
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

453
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Speaker 1: She was so mad at the program. She's like, that's

454
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Speaker 1: so stupid. Why does it not switch to lunchbox? And

455
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Speaker 1: I was like, because he was operating the switchboard.

456
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Speaker 2: I did talk to the engineer a minute ago, and

457
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Speaker 2: he said he has a beta version that will get

458
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Speaker 2: it where whoever is speaking, it flips back and forth.

459
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Speaker 2: They have set it up in studio. See they are

460
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Speaker 2: testing it out and if it does work, he's going

461
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Speaker 2: to roll it out to the rest of the studios.

462
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Speaker 2: So that might be coming shortly. And I do have

463
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Speaker 2: a bus update for you. I just got a text

464
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Speaker 2: from my wife that baby Box two and his buddy

465
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Speaker 2: were riding the bus home today and they got out

466
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Speaker 2: at eleven thirty and she was supposed to be out

467
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Speaker 2: to the bus stop and the bus driver was calling

468
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Speaker 2: her because she was not there and they were the

469
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Speaker 2: only two on the bus.

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Speaker 1: Uh the bus problem, kids, teachers, air tags, cameras. Lost

471
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Speaker 1: my train of thought. Man, that's what it was beta.

472
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Speaker 1: He said, it's a beta program.

473
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Speaker 2: Yes, it's a beta program, So I guess it's a

474
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Speaker 2: tester and if they like it, they're gonna roll it

475
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Speaker 2: out in all the studios because you're beta Box. Start

476
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Speaker 2: the freaking show. It's been started. No it hasn't. You

477
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Speaker 2: have not played the music that says no, no, no, no, you.

478
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Speaker 1: Can't hear it.

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Speaker 2: No, I can barely starting. Okay, go al, let's do

480
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Speaker 2: it live. We are the one, two three, sore loser.

481
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Speaker 2: What up, everybody? I am Lunchbox. I know the most

482
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Speaker 2: about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my

483
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Speaker 2: sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

484
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Speaker 1: What's up, y'all? It is Sison. I'm from the North.

485
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Speaker 1: I'm an alpha male. I live on the North side

486
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Speaker 1: in Nashville geographically. If you're looking at it. Not to

487
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,399
Speaker 1: get too boring, but we do have two Acres. We

488
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Speaker 1: had two kids at Vanderbilt. Justin has been in the

489
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:09,320
Speaker 1: depression Den. He should be checking on the kids. No idea.

490
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Speaker 1: If he has been in the electrophysiology unit, and then

491
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Speaker 1: I will die of a heart attack when I'm seventy two.

492
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Speaker 1: I thought about retiring from the podcast in two years.

493
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Speaker 1: I've decided not to. And there's also been some recent

494
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Speaker 1: online comments about me on this podcast that I would

495
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Speaker 1: like to address. If the court may allow.

496
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Speaker 2: It, I think we will allow it. I will just say,

497
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Speaker 2: speaking of depression Den, Battersbox has made it to Orange Beach, Alabama,

498
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Speaker 2: where he is spending some time with his wife and son.

499
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Speaker 2: Not sure what they're doing. I know that he had

500
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Speaker 2: a sickness called COVID. He got over that, then apparently

501
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:53,200
Speaker 2: his wife had it, and then they drove to Orange Beach, Alabama.

502
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Speaker 1: No idea.

503
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Speaker 2: We have not heard from them since they took a

504
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Speaker 2: picture in front of the sign that said sweet Home Alabama.

505
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Speaker 2: That's all we have everybody that's Batter's Box here with us,

506
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,680
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna talk to you about something.

507
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Speaker 1: Ray. I got an email a Batter's Box if you

508
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 1: ever do listen to this podcast. I don't make fun

509
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 1: of your lisp. I don't know why. Four years ago

510
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 1: we started doing it. You randomly rushed into an office bathroom.

511
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Speaker 1: I get sometimes you have a lisp when you don't

512
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Speaker 1: have a lisp, And for whatever reason, for the next

513
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Speaker 1: four years we have made fun of you. He really

514
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Speaker 1: doesn't have a lisp.

515
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Speaker 2: It just sounds like it's in this clip. What if

516
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 2: everybody that's a batter's box here with a special.

517
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Speaker 1: And you should never kids, speaking of school, you should

518
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 1: never make fun of somebody for having a lisp, and

519
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:39,119
Speaker 1: you can overcome it. So all that to say, I

520
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,920
Speaker 1: got that off my chest over to you.

521
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Speaker 2: Well, I'm greatly appreciative if you apologizing to my brother

522
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,720
Speaker 2: and you know, for making fun of his lisp. But

523
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 2: when you have a lisp, you have a lisp. It's

524
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Speaker 2: nothing to be ashamed of. Be proud of who you are.

525
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:55,280
Speaker 2: But anyway, I got an email and it was from

526
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Speaker 2: none other then Nash Soccer Club.

527
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 1: All right, let's not knock them, guys.

528
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: Here we go.

529
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Speaker 1: I've been the biggest supporter of Sam Surage.

530
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Speaker 2: Hey guys, it's that time for Meet the Team night

531
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Speaker 2: at Geotis Park. Been here before, bring your family out

532
00:24:18,359 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 2: to meet all the players and all and have some

533
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 2: fun at the stadium and do some different activities. Everybody'll

534
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:28,439
Speaker 2: be there except for Sam, Surge and Muktar. So I'm like,

535
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Speaker 2: here we go again. The last time we went to

536
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Speaker 2: meet the team night, it was an absolute disaster.

537
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Speaker 1: Remember it, well, pizza, hot dogs, you would try to

538
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 1: get a pass. It wasn't good in one area. Food

539
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,359
Speaker 1: was an issue. Going down and seeing the players, believe

540
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 1: the kids got sad, cried. Maybe all I remember Truckers.

541
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Speaker 1: You guys can probably recall the same with me.

542
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Speaker 2: You can look back for that old episode because I

543
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,120
Speaker 2: don't want to rehash the old memories of not being

544
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 2: able to go down and take penalty kicks, about not

545
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 2: going to watch some of the players speak because we

546
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Speaker 2: didn't ever risk not being able to go down over

547
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 2: there because we didn't have a wristband, and my wife

548
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,880
Speaker 2: snapping at the security guard saying, then what can we do?

549
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 2: I don't want to relive that.

550
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Speaker 1: So that's on a T shirt. That's an epic line

551
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 1: in Sore Loser's history. Then what can we do?

552
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 2: That's a good one. Add that to the list we're

553
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 2: getting around. Are you ready ready?

554
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Speaker 1: And we're not leaving justin at the drinking at the

555
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Speaker 1: water cooler. Don't really remember that exact quote.

556
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Speaker 2: Uh anyway, So I'm like, I'm not going to have

557
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 2: this disaster again. I'm not going to have where it

558
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 2: is when we show up and we can't do anything.

559
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 2: So I respond to the email because it's from my

560
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 2: ticket rep, you know, the account executive.

561
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Speaker 1: Usually we don't read outgoing emails.

562
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Speaker 2: This is a first, and I said, hello, I am

563
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Speaker 2: excited to attend the Meet the Team night, but I

564
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Speaker 2: have a few questions this time. The last time we attended,

565
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Speaker 2: there was a lot of confusion and we were unable

566
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Speaker 2: to do anything. Pretty much everywhere needed a wristband for this,

567
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 2: a wristband for that. So I would like to know

568
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 2: before I go, is there a place I need to

569
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 2: sign up for these wristbands so my kids are not

570
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 2: denied access to all the different events going on at

571
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Speaker 2: Meet the Team event.

572
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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for your help, Jason Gibble Kindly Gibbler,

573
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: three days go by, no reply. That's probably their generic

574
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 1: email they give to everybody. You should have sent it

575
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: from the Big Show email, not sore losers at hotmail

576
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Speaker 1: dot gmail.

577
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 2: Here's the deal. Then, I get an email about my

578
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 2: ticket renewal. Do you you know it's time to renew

579
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 2: your season tickets for next year?

580
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Speaker 1: Money's tight hit me in a year.

581
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 2: Please reply if you would like to, you know, renew

582
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 2: your season tickets will go ahead and charge your credit card.

583
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,640
Speaker 1: Not until we see if the convention is a red

584
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Speaker 1: or black.

585
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Speaker 2: And I replied and I said I would love to

586
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Speaker 2: renew my season tickets. We're good to go, replied within

587
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Speaker 2: the hour. Oh oh weird, still ever, replied to my

588
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 2: other email. So I went ahead and replied and said

589
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 2: that sounds great, but also I'd like some answers to

590
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 2: my questions that I eenmailed you about three days ago.

591
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 2: And I copied the email, pasted it in there, and said,

592
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 2: can you answer the questions above?

593
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: So you, being a season ticket holder, you're probably gonna

594
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 1: get more prompt responses than the average person on the streets. Yeah,

595
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 1: which tells me people to dm us and maybe give

596
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:27,880
Speaker 1: us stuff. If they give us stuff, you always think,

597
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 1: camera me. You always think, guys when people are giving

598
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 1: you crap, that it's free. It's free. But the big picture,

599
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 1: essentially they're giving you an upfront box, but they will

600
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: have your ear for the next year, two years in

601
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 1: your DM inbox. Maybe they get your cell phone number

602
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: where they can ask you any question they want about

603
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: the big show or a little show. So was that

604
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: original gift free? Probably not, Just like you, emailing is

605
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: at a benefit you're paying for and tickets, so that

606
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: you should get one of their ears and I'll hang

607
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:04,679
Speaker 1: up and listen.

608
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 2: So I sent that follow up email after three days

609
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:12,199
Speaker 2: of not hearing anything. Three days later, it's time to

610
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 2: go meet the team, and guess what, I have not

611
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 2: received an email from the ticket rep. Not a single

612
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 2: reply to one of my questions.

613
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's maybe one on a Friday night, you want

614
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 1: to have a couple too many drinks fire off an email.

615
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 2: So I'm frustrated. But I haven't told the kids anything

616
00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 2: about meet the team because I don't want to get

617
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 2: their hopes up like I did last time. Because last

618
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 2: time it was like, come down on the field, have

619
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Speaker 2: penalty kicks. I'm like, I'm not going to tell them

620
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 2: anything about it. So I just said, guys, we're going

621
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 2: to go do something fun, and we start getting dressed

622
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 2: up and they're like, we're going to a Nashville soccer game.

623
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Speaker 2: We're going to a Nashville soccer game. I'm like, Nope,

624
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 2: not saying we are. We know we are. We know

625
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 2: we are because we're wearing our jerseys.

626
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: Now we're going to thigh and porkers.

627
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 2: What was that called smoking thighs? And I said, no,

628
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 2: I'm not saying what we're doing. Well, I know, I know.

629
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 2: I got my hat on, I know what we're doing. Dad,

630
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 2: make sure you bring a marker because after the game

631
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 2: they may sign autographs. Okay, So we drive, we park

632
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 2: in the parking lot right next to the stadium, and

633
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 2: in the gates it says it starts at five point thirty.

634
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,880
Speaker 2: Apparently gates open at five thirty because we were there

635
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 2: at five point fifteen and the line was a mile

636
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 2: long down the block. So it was to the interstate,

637
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 2: is what you're saying. It felt like it was to

638
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 2: the Interstate. It was a long way. We're standing out

639
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 2: in the extreme, extreme heat, and I'm thinking, man, there's

640
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 2: this many season ticket holders and I pull up my

641
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 2: email and it says at the end of the email,

642
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 2: I forgot this part. It says, Oh, and if you'd

643
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 2: like to invite some of your friends, here's the link.

644
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 2: They can RSVP thanks. Wou no, no, no, that pull up?

645
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 2: You pull up?

646
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I woant have pulled up to Nashville Geico or

647
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 1: whatever they call it.

648
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 2: G otis. Here's my problem as a season ticket holder.

649
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 2: There should not be anybody that's not a season ticket holder,

650
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 2: because what's the benefit of being a season ticket holder?

651
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 2: Then bingo, you should have access to these kind of

652
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 2: events dart bullseye that they are not allowed to come to. Sorry, pointer,

653
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,719
Speaker 2: if you want to meet the team and have this

654
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 2: special interaction. I understand you want to grow your fan base,

655
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 2: but you should take care of your season ticket holders.

656
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 2: Because I still don't have an email back. I know

657
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 2: you want to grow your fan base like you want

658
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 2: to grow your weed.

659
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: Not trying to get political.

660
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 2: So I'm like, all right, whatever, we wait and lie.

661
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 2: I tell the kids you go stand in the shade.

662
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 1: And also, this line's a mile long at five point fifteen,

663
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: telling me right now that the maybe the demographic of

664
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: the Nashville Soccer Club is freelancers, stay at home, maybe

665
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: unemployed who can get to a stadium at five I'll

666
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,120
Speaker 1: hang up and listen.

667
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:48,480
Speaker 2: Great point. So we wait in line. Doors finally open

668
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 2: and they start handing out little like flyers, like telling

669
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 2: you exactly where who's going to be. Like number one

670
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 2: is going to be where Walker Zimmerman is and a

671
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 2: couple other players. Number two is where Sam Surge and

672
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 2: a couple other place. Number three is where Joe Willis

673
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 2: and a couple other players will be. And it has

674
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 2: all the little kid knew.

675
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: That's pretty impressive when a kid that young knows more

676
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: players than me. I got closed though, I got muck Tar,

677
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 1: I know Sam Surge, Joe Willis is new to me though.

678
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 2: The goalie he's a goalie, all right. And so I'm like,

679
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 2: I'm looking at it and it says station number four

680
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 2: is where you check in for the locker room tours.

681
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, here we go. This is something

682
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 2: you had to pre register for that I never got

683
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 2: an email about, but whatever, And I decide We're going

684
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 2: to go straight to that spot because the locker room

685
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 2: tour will be the coolest thing the kids will ever see.

686
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 1: Like where your head's at.

687
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 2: I'm thinking you can meet the players later. Let's make

688
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 2: sure we are part of the locker room tour. And

689
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 2: we finally get in the door and we get over

690
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 2: to the table and it's like, I mean by the

691
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 2: time we get to the table, it's five point fifty two.

692
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 2: Wife roll No, wife was not there. Wife had some

693
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 2: appointment PTA or PTO meeting some crap. I mean, another appointment,

694
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 2: another appointment. Don't worry about it. Always got an appointment

695
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 2: when there's something going on. And so we go to

696
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 2: the table and all these people are like, oh, we're

697
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 2: here to check in for the tour, and I'm like,

698
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 2: these people are SVP. They knew they were supposed to

699
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 2: r SVP. I'm like, I'm gonna try it anyway. And

700
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, we want to do a locker room tour.

701
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, this, you know, six o'clock is all full,

702
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 2: but six fifteen here, we'll give you a six fifteen

703
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 2: wrist band boom. And I'm like, oh my gosh, okay,

704
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 2: let's go, boys, we're gonna get to go down to

705
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 2: the locker room. They're starting to freak out. We're gonna

706
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 2: go in the locker room. Dead, We're gonna go in

707
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 2: the locker room. I'm like yeah, And I'm like, let's

708
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 2: get a couple of autographs where we go and I

709
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 2: walk by where the players are supposed.

710
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: To be who patrons. Hey, Jim from sales, would you

711
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 1: mind signing this for my kid? Make sure the sharpie works.

712
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 2: No, I was gonna go to where the lines were

713
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 2: for the autographs, but they were already long enough that

714
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 2: I was like, guys, let's just go do the locker room.

715
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 2: Then we'll do the autographs. So we got to walk

716
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 2: down on the field and we got to sit on

717
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 2: the bench and they took pictures on the bench like

718
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 2: their players. Oh my gosh, they're feeling so cool.

719
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: You're called in son, get in their box too, the announcers, uh,

720
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: coming in now, number two, box number two.

721
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 2: So then we get to walk up the tunnel where

722
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 2: Nashville sc comes out, and this is where they're just like,

723
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,959
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, this is so cool.

724
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 2: So I had them walk down the tunnel and I

725
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 2: stood at the front and I said, all right, now

726
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 2: run out like you're a player, and they came running out.

727
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: Whoo.

728
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. They made me take a picture against every wall.

729
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 2: They wanted to take a picture against every single wall

730
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 2: in that place that was under the stadium because they'd

731
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 2: never seen it. It was so cool, so electric. Then

732
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 2: we go in and we go in the press room

733
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 2: where they hold their they talk to the media after

734
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 2: the games, and they got to sit.

735
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: Up there, sons, this is what your dad does. I'm

736
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 1: part of the.

737
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 2: They sat at the microphone and I took pictures of him,

738
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 2: and they got to talking to the mic. Go Nashville,

739
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:11,799
Speaker 2: and they're like, thanks for coming tonight, Go Nashville as

740
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 2: part of the media. Did you ask a question?

741
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 1: Uh? Yes, right here in the back Gibbles from West Nashville.

742
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: Quick question, why would you rate tonight's performance? So hang

743
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:24,919
Speaker 1: up and listen. Thank you guys for your time.

744
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 2: Were you in that room?

745
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: You did that?

746
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 2: I literally asked him, how'd you think it went tonight day?

747
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: We know you you're not a reporter.

748
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 2: I'm serious on the media.

749
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: This is my damn job.

750
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 2: So I was like, all right, that's what I did.

751
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I did ask those questions

752
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 2: and then we'd leave that room, walk across the hall.

753
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: Apparent sees it. Yeah, it was literally a reporter in

754
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:53,319
Speaker 1: there asking some of the kids questions. And it must

755
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: have been from the Tennessee and or it looked pretty professional.

756
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 1: It might have honestly been the Nashville Sentinel or maybe

757
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: the Nashville broad Way Times.

758
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 2: Or it may have been someone from ESPN because they're

759
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 2: really getting into the soccer coverage and they had an

760
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 2: MLS guy on site.

761
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: Oh no, not ESPN with soccer that's there. It's all WNBA,

762
00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: WNBA and dildos. Every score but a baseball or football score.

763
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: All you gotta scroll all the way down at the

764
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 1: very top of ESPN WNBA.

765
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 2: That's wild, right, it's propaganda.

766
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: We're pawns.

767
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:26,839
Speaker 2: Anyway, Time to move to where Rosie is. So then

768
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,319
Speaker 2: we get to walk into the locker room.

769
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 1: Man or that other lady Ellen, she went to the

770
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: coast of Italy.

771
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 2: We walk in that locker room and these kids are

772
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 2: going crazy. They are running to every locker.

773
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: Dad.

774
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 2: This is Walker Zimmerman's locker dad. This is Joe Willis's

775
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 2: locker dad. This is Honey Moottar's locker And we sat

776
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 2: there and took pictures in all their lockers and they

777
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 2: stood on the benches and they were just like it was.

778
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 2: They were a cloud nine. So this team meet, the

779
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,879
Speaker 2: team of it is off to a fantastic start, right

780
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 2: all the you know in the years past, how I said, Oh,

781
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 2: it's so terrible, so terrible. I'm like, this is fantastic.

782
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 2: We had access to the locker room. Yeah, and we

783
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,399
Speaker 2: opened the drawer and what's in there?

784
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. A dildo.

785
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 2: No, everybody slides their their sandals. I thought it was

786
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 2: gonna be their cleats and everything, but they took all

787
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 2: those out because I figure people try to steal them.

788
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,240
Speaker 2: But we took pictures. Then we went into their little

789
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,280
Speaker 2: like cafeteria where they eat and they have meals and smoothies.

790
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:27,240
Speaker 2: The dining hall. Kids were loving it and the security

791
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,439
Speaker 2: guard is talking about it and they're like, dad, dad,

792
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 2: look at this.

793
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: This is it.

794
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 2: It was great.

795
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: Does security guards just talking sounds like tight security.

796
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's talking about hot Yeah.

797
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,280
Speaker 1: Well the history of the stadium.

798
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 2: Let me finish this real quick.

799
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: So yeah, this team has been around for five year.

800
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 1: Yeah I'm pretty good this year.

801
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 2: Thanks man.

802
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: Maybe guard the exits. The security guards given the tour

803
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: not what I want my security guard doing. I want

804
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,880
Speaker 1: him bouncing people out of there.

805
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 2: It was a fantastic tour, dude. You know why because

806
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 2: it was a self guided tour. You could stay in

807
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 2: that locker room as long as you want it. There

808
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 2: was no in and out, like, oh my gosh, there's

809
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 2: fifteen people in your group. Let's walk you through. You

810
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 2: got to take a picture, as many pictures as you

811
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 2: want it.

812
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,919
Speaker 1: It was awesome until the team plays again at home

813
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,919
Speaker 1: and there's gum on a guy's cleats, you know, trying

814
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: to get traction with the old golden leg.

815
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 2: It was baby box too, That was his slime. That

816
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 2: dude you're watching the game down go Zeroman. It looks

817
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,760
Speaker 2: like he got his shoes stuck in the turf.

818
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,760
Speaker 1: There's some sort of blue slime that's like baking soda

819
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: that just bakes onto his cleat. It looks like you

820
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,439
Speaker 1: can't even wash it out, kind of like something those

821
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,919
Speaker 1: kids have nowadays.

822
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 2: Well, Jim, I do know they had tours at the

823
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 2: meet the team nine. I guess some kid got slime

824
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 2: in the locker room and they really screwed the nationalistc.

825
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,399
Speaker 2: Now Walker Zeroman's having to come out of the game

826
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 2: because his cleats are all slimed up.

827
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 1: And usually their white jerseys are white. Now they have

828
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: a tent pee colored urine. Odd. We'll be back after

829
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 1: this Nashville Soccer on Apple TV.

830
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 2: So then as we're leaving the locker room, we're leaving,

831
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 2: we're going back down the tunnel.

832
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, at what point do we move on?

833
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, boys, you guys walk out the tunnel,

834
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,840
Speaker 2: I'll stay behind you. And I'm thinking they're just gonna

835
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 2: run out like individuals. No, Baby Box one's like, guys,

836
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 2: get over here, and he puts his arm around Baby

837
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 2: Box two, and baby Box two puts his arm around

838
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 2: baby Box three and they marched out the tunnel together, rude, boxy, boxy, boxy,

839
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 2: boxy boxy. It was like a heartfelt video moment to

840
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 2: see them all three levels because they're all different heights

841
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,879
Speaker 2: walking out of that tunnel together. And I sat there

842
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 2: and just watched it, enjoyed it. And one of the

843
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 2: security guards jumps out of the picture so he's not

844
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 2: in it, and he goes, I gotta tell you, man,

845
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 2: that's a great scene right there. He goes, that is beautiful.

846
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: Is he drunk?

847
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,879
Speaker 2: He was not drunk. He was a really nice guy.

848
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: And that's a picture actually, So you would have if

849
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: all the ones you took to lead them all, the

850
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,919
Speaker 1: one you need is the three boys going out into

851
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,399
Speaker 1: the field. You're down, perfect shadow. That's it. That's going

852
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: on the Facebook because there are no faces.

853
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll take a break. We'll be right back. Ray.

854
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: I didn't take a picture of that moment.

855
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,720
Speaker 2: No, I did take a picture. I did take a picture.

856
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 2: So then they're like, all right, Dad, can we go

857
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 2: meet some of the players. Can we go meet some

858
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 2: of the players. I'm like, yeah, no problem, let's go

859
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 2: up there. And we go up there and get in

860
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 2: line with Walker Zimmerman and two other players and Ray

861
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,399
Speaker 2: when I say, we stood in line for one hour

862
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:47,240
Speaker 2: and seventeen minutes because there were so many freaking people

863
00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 2: there that my kids, after forty five minutes of standing

864
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 2: in line were losing their crap. They started running around

865
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 2: the place, and I said, you go ahead, go run

866
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:00,319
Speaker 2: around the place, man uh. And we we get to

867
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 2: about fifteen people from Walker Zimmerman, another two guys, and

868
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,879
Speaker 2: baby Box three. He's like, Dad, I gotta go poop poo.

869
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: Oh jerseys are brown.

870
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 2: Now I'm like what, He goes, Dad, I gotta go

871
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:15,240
Speaker 2: poop poo I said, Bud, We're almost to the front

872
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 2: of the line. He goes, Dad, I can't hold it,

873
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 2: so I have to leave Baby Box one and Baby

874
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 2: Box two in line while I go to the pooper

875
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:24,359
Speaker 2: with Baby Box three.

876
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 1: You got to tell him and teach you how to

877
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 1: do the duck walk ball been there.

878
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 2: And so we go and we run to the bathroom.

879
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 2: Luckily we were in one They put all the players indoors,

880
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 2: like in a club suite, and there was a bathroom

881
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:37,439
Speaker 2: in there. So we went in the bathroom and he

882
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 2: drops a load, and I'm like, are you done yet?

883
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: No?

884
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,760
Speaker 2: No, no, And I'm like, dude, we're gonna You're gonna

885
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 2: miss Walker Zimmerman. You are going to miss meeting Walker Zimmerman.

886
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 2: And he finally gets done and we get out there

887
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,280
Speaker 2: and we run back. Three people in front of us.

888
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 2: We made it in time to meet Walker Zimmerman and

889
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 2: two other guys, Tyler boy and another guy that honeycut

890
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 2: or home Honeycomb, I don't remember his name.

891
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was the Honeycomb man. And did you tell

892
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: him the kid was taking a slash reverse?

893
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 2: No, I didn't. I didn't mention anything about taking a dump.

894
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 2: I made sure he washed his hands because we don't

895
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 2: take it. We're gonna meet the players. So we get

896
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 2: a picture with Walker Zimmerman, Tyler Boyd and the other

897
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 2: guy Honeycomb or honeycut I don't remember, and They're like,

898
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 2: all right, dad, let's go meet Surage, Let's go meet

899
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 2: Joe Willis and we go and they're like, sorry, events over, guys,

900
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 2: the event's over. I'm like what, Like, yeah, it ended

901
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 2: at seven. I can't get in line anymore, I said,

902
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 2: but we've only met three of the players. Yeah, sorry, sorry, man,

903
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 2: another thing we can do. You gotta get out meet

904
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 2: the rest on Apple TV. So it started out fantastic.

905
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 2: The locker room was the greatest decision. We had so

906
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 2: smart to go there first. But the line control ridiculous.

907
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also I worked facilities, guys, so we all

908
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 1: have families to get home to. Not I'm kidding. We

909
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: had a kegger to get home too, so we tried.

910
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: We were booting people out. You were technically allowed to

911
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 1: stay at Texas State for over an hour that.

912
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 2: Game was over.

913
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: We were pushing people away, the seat filler or not

914
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: the seat fillers, people that pay for seats, the boosters.

915
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,280
Speaker 1: We're over there taking their seats up. Thanks for coming,

916
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: I mean old ladies. We were pushing onto the wheelchair

917
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 1: ran let's go get a moving. We had a keger

918
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 1: intend to get to You're not staying at that stadium

919
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 1: for more than our flags down the second the game

920
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,760
Speaker 1: was over, up there goes the old faithful flag gets dropped.

921
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 1: People thought a bomb went off in those mass casualties. No,

922
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 1: we just dropped the flag. It's time to get home.

923
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,439
Speaker 2: We gots to go.

924
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 1: Dude, we had that stadium cleaned out. We could he

925
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: split them about thirty minutes after Texas State ended.

926
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's my whole point is it's a fantastic thing.

927
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 2: It's a great idea, but they got to do staggered

928
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 2: times for people. They have to have certain players at

929
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,359
Speaker 2: certain times, and you pick your window that you get

930
00:43:03,360 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 2: to go. Maybe have Walkers Zommerman in one window, honeymoont

931
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 2: Tarn and another windows so at least you get to

932
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 2: meet a superstar. But letting people invite their friends that

933
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 2: aren't seasoned ticket members and making people stand in line

934
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 2: for an hour and seventeen minutes and only getting to

935
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 2: meet three players out of the whole thing, it just

936
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 2: doesn't add up.

937
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: From your mouth to their they heard you many.

938
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 2: It was frustrating. My kids were sad, like, Dad, can

939
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 2: we go in that room? No? Man? Like, do you

940
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,760
Speaker 2: see the security guard standing there with his arms crossed?

941
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 2: There's no one else allowed in there. Like, but Dad,

942
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 2: we only met three of the players. It said meet

943
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 2: the team, and I said, yeah, I know, but I

944
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 2: don't know what to tell you. It was apple White.

945
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:46,359
Speaker 2: Apple White was the third player. Sorry, it just came

946
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 2: to me. It wasn't honey Comb. It was apple White.

947
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 2: So what I did is I knew it started with

948
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 2: an A. So I did at a Londack Mountains, Okay,

949
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 2: And so we left dejected. We're walking out of the stadium.

950
00:43:58,560 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 1: That's a sign you're getting old when you have to

951
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: remember other things to remember a certain word. We never

952
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: did that in high school. You're getting old.

953
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:09,800
Speaker 2: It was a joke many it's called word association. No,

954
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 2: it was a joke. I've never done that. I just, uh,

955
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:14,959
Speaker 2: apple White. I couldn't think of his name. He doesn't

956
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 2: ever play, so I couldn't think of his name. I

957
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,479
Speaker 2: had Honeycomb for someone.

958
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: I remember, mucktar, I'm like, because I don't give up,

959
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 1: and then that his name Remont rhymes with that, and

960
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 1: then I get tar sometimes on my car when I'm

961
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,319
Speaker 1: going home, so it's muck tar.

962
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyway, then as we're walking out of the stadium,

963
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:37,799
Speaker 2: kids are dejected, and I'm like, sorry, guys, I don't know,

964
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:40,839
Speaker 2: like I'm frustrated for you, like I'm angry, Like hour

965
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 2: in seventeen minutes to meet the players, just way too

966
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:47,320
Speaker 2: long for one line and a national and s the

967
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 2: employee sees us and I'm gonna go with he recognized me.

968
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 2: I'm just I gotta believe he recognized me, because he

969
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 2: comes up and he goes, how many in your party?

970
00:44:56,719 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 2: And I said three, because I don't need anything. I'm

971
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 2: an adult. I get it, and he goes, hold on

972
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,879
Speaker 2: one second, Hey, yeah, we expected you to go get

973
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 2: an autograph.

974
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 1: Dude. It fread forty and he.

975
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 2: Runs into the room and he comes out with a

976
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 2: jockstrap and he has three scarves and they're signed by

977
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,879
Speaker 2: every single player on the team.

978
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 1: It's the middle of summer, man, but signed.

979
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 2: They were signed by every player on the team.

980
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: Give him a round of applause. Whoever that facility's worker was,

981
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 1: you are better than I. That is going above and

982
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 1: beyond me close the stadium. You trying to make the

983
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: experience better for the kids.

984
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 2: He said, I'm sorry some of the lines were out

985
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 2: of control. I know you didn't get to meet many players.

986
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 2: We've been hearing some feedback, so we're just trying to

987
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 2: get some people on the way out. We had the

988
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 2: players sign these before the event tonight to give out

989
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 2: to random people. So here you go, guys, go. You

990
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 2: each get one, which was cool, which was awesome, but

991
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 2: and I hate to sound ungrateful, but seeing the players

992
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 2: and meeting the players is more impactful than the kids

993
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 2: just getting assigned scarf. But they still loved it, and

994
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 2: they were so excited and they're like, Dad, now we

995
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 2: have every player's signature. So that was awesome by that dude.

996
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 2: And I'm glad you said what you said about me

997
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,880
Speaker 2: being forty years old. I'm just trying to fill audio space.

998
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 2: I don't even know what I said. I know you're tired,

999
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 2: I know it, I get it.

1000
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: I'm just I told you I edited two hours worth

1001
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: of audio. Okay, you could at least respect me and

1002
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: condense your story about getting autographs to the locker room.

1003
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 1: But it continued out to the I thought we were

1004
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 1: done with autographs, and we're in the parking lot still

1005
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: getting autographs.

1006
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 2: Get these kids home.

1007
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:57,280
Speaker 1: The POD's over, man, I never got to my comments

1008
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 1: on the internet.

1009
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 2: We'll take a break right back.

1010
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 1: Ray and then we're at a stop play a homeless

1011
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: man stolen scarf to scarf. On the very bottom, it

1012
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: says things, brother, I have never been famous before. You

1013
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: guys made my day. Man. I used to play for

1014
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: the Nashville team.

1015
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 2: No, I want to look right at the camera and

1016
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell him something.

1017
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: I got it cry music.

1018
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 2: Listen to you, adults. If you have no children and

1019
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 2: you're over the age of gosh, twenty one years old,

1020
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 2: you do not need to be standing in line and

1021
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 2: asking for autographs. You need to get a life. You

1022
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 2: are too old to be asking for an autograph and

1023
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 2: standing in line with homemade signs to get people to

1024
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 2: sign them. Those events are designed for kids. They are

1025
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 2: not designed for the fifth year old couple that has

1026
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 2: nobody with them and they have six different items they

1027
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 2: want to get signed. You're a freaking adult. It's embarrassing,

1028
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 2: it's sad, and it ruins the experience for the kids.

1029
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:20,320
Speaker 2: My Lord, I cannot believe how many adults I saw

1030
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 2: there with no kids, getting autographs, hogging the line, hogging

1031
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 2: the time of the players. When you have kids that

1032
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 2: are seven, five and three waiting in a line for

1033
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 2: an hour and seventeen minutes. Get a life.

1034
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 1: They heard you after they came out of their parents'

1035
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 1: basement and got breakfast this morning. They all heard what

1036
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: you had to say.

1037
00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 2: Do you want to do your comments or do you

1038
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 2: want to wait till Friday?

1039
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: No? Hit me?

1040
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 2: Please tell me what happened I found. I'm sorry for

1041
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 2: the long stories. I apologize. I just had some things

1042
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 2: on my chest.

1043
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: It was fine, but I was just turning the page

1044
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: of the autographs and what do you know, a miracle

1045
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: scarf with autographs brings it back up. What a journey though.

1046
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 1: You guys were there for hours.

1047
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,040
Speaker 2: We were there for two and a half hours. Man,

1048
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 2: this as long as a game. Yeah, yeah, I understand that.

1049
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 2: And here's the problem. We were there two and a

1050
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:20,800
Speaker 2: half hours. We met three players. Yeah that's the problem.

1051
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: Meet this player. Hey, guys, So I got on the

1052
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 1: internet and I found some comments about me, and they

1053
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 1: were unsavory. They weren't friendly. They were cold, and they

1054
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,280
Speaker 1: were mean, and they were hateful. And I have considered

1055
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: leaving the podcast because of these comments.

1056
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 2: I will lick my wounds, but allow me to You

1057
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 2: are the most sensitives human being I've ever met. Good gosh,

1058
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 2: but allow me to read them so I can just

1059
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,320
Speaker 2: get them off my conscience.

1060
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 1: I want to pretend they never happened, but I will

1061
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: reconsider leaving the podcast in two years after reading these.

1062
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 1: Here it is listen to hear Lunchbox's son so cute.

1063
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 1: I just don't find race personality to be funny, so

1064
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: I can't listen long. Next comment, that's my problem too.

1065
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: By no means do I dislike Ray. I just don't

1066
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:11,320
Speaker 1: think he and LB of chemistry because LB is funny

1067
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 1: and a family man. Can't believe I'm saying this, but

1068
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,399
Speaker 1: I wish LB and Amy had a spin off?

1069
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:21,720
Speaker 2: What Amy from feeling your stuff? Good God? Final comment.

1070
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: I like listening to sore losers too, and agree with

1071
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 1: you on Ray. Like him as a person, but sometimes

1072
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: he's just too much and the vibe is off. I

1073
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,919
Speaker 1: would love for LB to co host with someone else,

1074
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 1: but I don't know who at the moment. One time

1075
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 1: I was thinking, Gator, that pits guy. Maybe I would

1076
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 1: listen to Amy and LB for sure. Well you know

1077
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: what is the camera looking at me? Well, vibe this

1078
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: mother ger. Vibe this mother ger. All right, man, I'm

1079
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,840
Speaker 1: gonna redo my intro I will be considering leaving the

1080
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 1: podcast in two years. Hang up, get out of here,

1081
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 1: that's all.

1082
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 2: You didn't hang up? Wow, man, they said that. I'm

1083
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Speaker 2: sorry about that, man.

1084
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:14,400
Speaker 1: But also Gator. Really you think Gator would be a

1085
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: better host to me? You don't even know what Gator

1086
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 1: sounds like.

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00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 2: I mean, how have you ever even heard of Gator?

1088
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: Like?

1089
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:21,319
Speaker 2: Did you just hear the name somewhere? We said it

1090
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:24,440
Speaker 2: one time. I mean, I don't even understand that.

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00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 1: You didn't even bring up a maybe the words viable,

1092
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 1: a viable option as a filling co host. I get

1093
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: the amy because they're on the big show together.

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00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 2: But Gator, how.

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00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:40,280
Speaker 1: Do you know in all the audio in the world

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00:51:40,719 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 1: what Gator sounds like as a podcast host. And I'll

1097
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 1: hang up and listen. Gator, if you hear this, I'm

1098
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:48,359
Speaker 1: just playing around, Buddy, tip of the cap.

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00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:51,360
Speaker 2: Maybe it was Gator that made the comments. Maybe Gators

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Speaker 2: the ring. I don't understand Gayter is a.

1101
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Speaker 1: Program director who has heard audio of Gator that I'm missing,

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Speaker 1: that he's this amazing co host that's better than me.

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00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: And I'll hang up and listen.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even understand, Like, you don't even

1105
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Speaker 2: know if he has a good personality.

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00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 1: But that's how low and comment is. But they're recommending

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Speaker 1: a program director over me to host this podcast. I've

1108
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,319
Speaker 1: hit rock bottom and I've kept digging. Guys. This is

1109
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: a low point in my career. Nothing on Gator, but

1110
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Speaker 1: he hasn't had a show in ten years. You think

1111
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:33,719
Speaker 1: he still has the chops through a podcast. I've been

1112
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 1: cutting my teeth every day. Yeah, come on down here

1113
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: to this studio, and you know what, you could lick

1114
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: my what.

1115
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Speaker 2: I was a low blown man. I told you it

1116
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 2: wasn't pretty. I think we're going to I'm gonna go

1117
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Speaker 2: to lunch with the kindergarteners. They're out at eleven thirty.

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Speaker 2: Baby Box two's got his buddy over, so I think

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Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna take him to lunch Celebrate.

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Speaker 1: Two to day.

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Speaker 2: He's a kindergarten Hold the doors, dude. He's got tape

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00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 2: on his head today to keep it closed.

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Speaker 1: I was on your watch, dude, I was.

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Speaker 2: On my watch man. I apologize. I apologize