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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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Speaker 1: subject is his ex wife won't let me visit him. Okay,

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Speaker 1: his ex wife won't let me visit him. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into that in just a few but right now, the

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Speaker 1: nephew's here with today's prank phone call. What you got

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Speaker 1: for his nef.

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Speaker 2: Well, we got a bit of a problem today, folks.

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Speaker 2: Parasites parasites. Oh yeah, yeah, it happens sometime. We got

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Speaker 2: a bit of a problem it is. Let's check in

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Speaker 2: with cat dog cat dog parasites.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach it. Brian, Brian, Hey,

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Speaker 3: hey Brian, this is doctor Jacob. How you doing today?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay, listen, you actually came in, uh maybe

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Speaker 4: like two and a half week to go here to

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Speaker 4: my office and got a physical for life insurance. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: right right, yeah, everything.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, yeah, everything that's gonna be pretty good. I'd

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Speaker 3: like to see if I can get you to come

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Speaker 3: in and I you know, everything's going to be fine,

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Speaker 3: but I got a small procedure we'd like to do

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Speaker 3: to actually, uh, you know, right now, you're not approved

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Speaker 3: for your life insurance to do until this procedure is done.

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Speaker 3: So if you don't mind coming in, we'd like to

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Speaker 3: get you taken care of. When can I schedule you

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Speaker 3: to come in, like, uh, maybe tomorrow or the following day.

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Speaker 4: What kind of procedure is?

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Speaker 3: Well, actually, I don't know if you've heard of it.

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Speaker 4: This is ankostromyn. I got something?

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Speaker 3: What that something? Wasn't something doing my eyes?

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Speaker 4: I hanging heard? What's that?

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Speaker 3: No? No, has nothing to do with the eyes, No,

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Speaker 3: nothing at all. We found a little bit of parasites

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Speaker 3: in a particular area, and what we want to do

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Speaker 3: is make sure we just remove it completely and you'll

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Speaker 3: be fine. You'll get your life insurance, You're and your

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Speaker 3: family will be great. So can I get you to

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Speaker 3: come in tomorrow? Maybe Thursday afternoon?

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Speaker 4: And what what? What area?

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Speaker 5: I found? The parents? Then, actually one of your testicles

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Speaker 5: has some parasite. So what we're going to do is

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Speaker 5: what's called a ok for me and okayoscopy is actually

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Speaker 5: removing that testicle completely and then everything gonna be fine.

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Speaker 5: It's all confined and we'll be able to remove it.

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Speaker 5: You'll be on your way, You'll get your life insurance

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Speaker 5: and everything will be fine. Okay, Like I said, can

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Speaker 5: I get can I? Can I get you to come

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Speaker 3: What you got my testicle?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 3: Only one? Only one, and it's not going to take long.

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Speaker 3: It's a thirty minute procedure. But we want to get

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Speaker 3: you to come in tomorrow or the next day. Can

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Speaker 3: we get you to go? Whether are you available?

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Speaker 4: I want to say a routine I got to remove

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Speaker 4: a test sir.

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Speaker 3: You know what, oftentimes when people come in for life insurance,

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Speaker 3: these type of things happen. So we want to get

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Speaker 3: you in and get it out as quickly as possible.

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Speaker 4: No, man, I'm waiting for a routine physical man. I

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Speaker 4: wasn't supposed to be checking all this extra stuff. Now

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Speaker 4: I get a paracite man in my testical y'all don't

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Speaker 4: remove a testicle. Man, I'm twenty five.

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Speaker 3: Man, my white wag.

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Speaker 6: No kids, they were trying to do that.

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Speaker 4: I gotta move a testicle.

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Speaker 3: Let me say this to you, Brian, You're gonna be

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Speaker 3: completely fine. You'll be able to create children. You'll be

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Speaker 3: able to live a normal life. You know you'll see

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Speaker 3: you won't have all of them, but you'll have enough

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Speaker 4: Nah Man, I can't No, I ain't gonna.

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Speaker 3: I can't come in for that now, Sir. Is there

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Speaker 3: any way I can get you in tomorrow or tomorrow

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Speaker 4: Nah man, Man, we ain't rescheduling now. I need to

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Speaker 4: take in a third opinion on that. Man, he's talking

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Speaker 4: about taking away one of my We ain't rescheduling nothing, man.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna need to see another doctor.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 4: It's some sir.

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Speaker 3: Sir, you can go around the entire city and see

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Speaker 4: Knock it up. I ain't agreed to nothing. Listen, you

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Speaker 4: ain't got to join it to get money, medicine schedule, nothing.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 6: I need to take a third o penny.

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Speaker 4: This is bloomble Brian.

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Speaker 3: I tell you, if you come in and let me

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Speaker 3: get this thing taken care of, you know I have

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Speaker 3: you back. You know, big ball and shot calling before

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Speaker 3: it's all over. You know what's big big ball shot

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 4: I told you, man, I ain't going in for none

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Speaker 4: of that. Man, I'm supposed to tell my wife. Man

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Speaker 4: this this ain't cool. Man, I ain't going in for that.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 4: I'm rescheduling.

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Speaker 3: Man, you scheduled. What do you mean you're rescheduling?

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Speaker 4: What I'm getting I'm getting another opinion. I ain't going

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Speaker 3: Okay, But I'm trying to make you a big baller

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Speaker 3: shot caller.

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Speaker 4: You know, man, what what is your name? But you're

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Speaker 6: Be a doctor.

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Speaker 4: You're making a little jokes. Man, you're doing a little

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Speaker 4: play on words. But it ain't even funny. Man, I'm

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 4: Man, you think he's funny. Hey, it ain't funny. Man.

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Speaker 4: You know you're making a little chacke. Man, it ain't funny.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 4: I'm getting thinking opinion.

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm for good. In all of the work that

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Speaker 3: that's when we didn't realize that you had parasites in

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Speaker 3: don't mean I turned to make a light of make

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Speaker 4: Feel a little bit more comfortable.

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Speaker 3: I apologize, all right.

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Speaker 4: That ain't funning, man, you want to want to lose it?

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Speaker 4: That ain't funny.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 4: If I had a situation, the nurse would have told

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Speaker 4: me that you ain't telling me nothing. Man, me thinking

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Speaker 4: I'm all good. Now you're telling me I.

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Speaker 3: Got to come in to move a testca next have

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Speaker 3: when you do have the parasites, and what we want

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Speaker 3: to do is make sure we get them completely cleared out.

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Speaker 3: The only way I can clear that out is to

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Speaker 3: remove that testicle.

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Speaker 4: He man, it's some man.

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Speaker 6: I ain't got no parasites. Man, May I have.

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Speaker 4: Your running out of these tests on me. I'm going

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Speaker 4: to another doctor, man, because this man, I ain't got

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Speaker 4: no paracite. Man, all these kids got somebody that rynd me.

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Speaker 4: I gott to remove them. That's some you know, we

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Speaker 4: hear me something that's I know you doctor, man, I

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Speaker 4: ain't got a paracise.

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Speaker 6: Man, I'm following my head shut. I'm telling me I'm

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Speaker 6: dealing with you. You man, I ain't got no parasites.

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Speaker 3: Man, Bryan, let me make you understand something clearly here.

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Speaker 3: It's my job as a position that if the patient

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Speaker 3: doesn't come to me, it's my job to come to

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Speaker 3: you and extract the problem. You're leaning towards me having

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Speaker 3: to come to your home and extract the problem. Man,

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Speaker 3: when you want.

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Speaker 6: To come to home, count, may you why what you

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Speaker 6: want to test with the count?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 5: A test?

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Speaker 6: Because may you fust that I'm going to another doctor.

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Speaker 6: I'm getting another can't. I ain't got a pass it, sir,

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Speaker 6: You've got the parasites, and you only have twenty four

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Speaker 6: hours for me to get Sir. I have to move

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Speaker 6: on this quickly, Brian.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm not gonna take it out again. I ain't

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Speaker 6: I ain't got it. Okay, I'm three.

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Speaker 4: This can't give it. I ain't give it.

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Speaker 1: I ain't get it.

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Speaker 3: It's not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from another

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Speaker 3: every three or four million people. You actually have it, Brian,

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Speaker 3: I got it extracted from you.

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Speaker 4: You try to tell me I'm gonna wi through lady,

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Speaker 3: Got a pass Fine, there's something else that you have

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Speaker 4: I got it.

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Speaker 3: Here's somebody got passed.

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Speaker 4: What else?

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Speaker 3: Bran, you just got paid? You just got pranked by

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Speaker 3: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Warning Show Jr. Wife

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Speaker 3: Anika got me the plaint fall called you have me?

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Speaker 7: Big ball is shot Colin.

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Speaker 2: You know I doesn't want to deal with the problem

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Speaker 7: He don't want to deal with.

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Speaker 2: The problem kicking him up and he just want to fight.

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Speaker 7: Pick one, okay, but one of them got to go.

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Speaker 7: Pick one. Pick the one you want to keep, all right,

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Speaker 7: becaunother doctor?

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Speaker 2: How about that doctor Tommy?

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Speaker 7: Baby, doctor nephew, tell me that was crazy? Yes, stupid?

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Speaker 7: That is best. Baby. New York, New York, Big City

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Speaker 7: of dreams. Get ready, baby.

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Speaker 2: February the third, the nephew was coming to the n

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Speaker 2: y C The City Winery. You heard what I said.

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Speaker 2: Tickets are on sale right now. February third, Saturday Night,

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Speaker 2: New York City. If you can make it New York,

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Speaker 2: you can make it anywhere. Tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 2: I'll let you know if I had some shows. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I got to talk to my uncles. See if I

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Speaker 2: can get off, you know, it takes a minut I

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Speaker 2: got to go to some you know, little red tapes,

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Speaker 2: the whole tight.

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Speaker 7: I'll let y'all know. Okay, hold tight.

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Speaker 8: What's you need time off? That had the show for?

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Speaker 8: Just add the show on the night. You already got it.

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Speaker 8: She always trying to have your little career be convenient.

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Speaker 8: You wanna do two shows? Ko ass to bed. We

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Speaker 8: ain't got no more damn time off.

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Speaker 7: I do it, man, I mind the hustle, and I

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Speaker 7: got that humph. Dance out there, do four nights.

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Speaker 8: Sinbad would do five and six shows a night, though,

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Speaker 8: oh my god, nobody did for since Sinbad did matt Na's.

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Speaker 7: Man Wow legend.

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Speaker 8: Man, I tried that one time I did a show

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Speaker 8: for kids that I was supposed to a forty five

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Speaker 8: minute set. That set lasted fifteen minutes. Was getting up walking?

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Speaker 7: What did he just say? Hey?

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Speaker 8: Man, hey, I was on stage. I didn't have no

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Speaker 8: show for no kids.

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Speaker 7: Why they were in here?

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Speaker 6: All right?

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking, if you're coming up, think I think.

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Speaker 8: What made him walk out was when I said, shut

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Speaker 8: your little punk ass up, Shut your little punk as.

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Speaker 1: His ex wife won't let me visit him.

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Speaker 7: We'll get into it right after this.

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