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Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for finding the full show podcast. It's Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Are about to experience an

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Speaker 1: hour of pure fun. Oh yeah, okay, it'll put you

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Speaker 1: to sleep.

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Speaker 2: However you use this podcast is up to you. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'll enjoy a nice little nap.

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Speaker 1: And I just want to remind everyone that it is

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Speaker 1: a limited time that we're offering our first ever Merch

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Speaker 1: for a Cause, second Date Update edition.

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Speaker 2: The T shirts. We got a sweatshirt, we got a

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Speaker 1: And one of the proceeds go to Convoy of Hope,

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Speaker 1: which is a fantastic organization that helps out with relief,

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Speaker 1: including the California wildfire relief.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You can see picks of us in them on our

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Speaker 1: socials at Bric and Jeffrey. You know, people are always

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Speaker 1: disappointed once they see the picks, not of the shirt.

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Speaker 2: Face.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, definitely go for the shirt and then keep

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Speaker 3: your comments about your facial disappointment to a minimum.

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Speaker 2: All right, there, it is at Bric and Jeffrey and

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Speaker 2: buy the merch please. Leak is in the show notes.

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Speaker 2: Let's start the show.

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Speaker 4: Are you a rude, inconsiderate person?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 5: Probably? Yeah, you are, because we've all been there where

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Speaker 5: you made plans with a friend and then the night

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Speaker 5: of it suddenly hits you.

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Speaker 4: I'd rather stay in tonight.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, every day this is awkward.

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Speaker 5: So what's the latest time you can cancel without completely

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Speaker 5: ruining the other person's night?

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Speaker 2: I think that's like morning of Well, according.

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Speaker 5: To a survey, the absolute latest time that you can

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Speaker 5: do it is two pm that day. Oh yeah, and

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Speaker 5: after that we're late.

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Speaker 2: I was really interested in that.

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Speaker 5: The whole show has been ruined now.

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Speaker 2: So I'm I don't I can't make it.

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Speaker 7: It's so rude.

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Speaker 4: Might as well do w C I I which clip

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Speaker 4: is it?

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Speaker 5: With two viral soundbites from the internet, only enough time

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Speaker 5: to point one of them, let's get into your choices.

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Speaker 5: Option one is a twenty six second clip of a

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Speaker 5: school official announcing a snow day wrapping along to the

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Speaker 5: Fresh Prince theme song How old is This?

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Speaker 8: Is?

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Speaker 2: Getting old?

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Speaker 5: You gotta choose it or we're going to do it

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Speaker 5: deep into summer? Or Option two a thirty second clip

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Speaker 5: of a professional keyboard player who had a car alarm

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Speaker 5: going off outside of his apartment, so he decided to

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Speaker 5: turn it into a beautiful song.

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Speaker 4: So what's it gonna be snow.

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Speaker 5: Day song or alarm Honk Along Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Alarm honk long o man my apartment, Yeah Brook, Alexis

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Speaker 2: needs this alarm honk along?

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Speaker 5: All right, Let's listen to the sound of a professional

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Speaker 5: keyboard player who had a car alarm going off outside

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Speaker 5: of his apartment and he turned it into a beautiful song.

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Speaker 2: It was still annoying to me.

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Speaker 7: That was which.

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Speaker 5: Clamp is it?

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Speaker 9: Now?

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Speaker 5: Let's get into something even more annoying than a car alarm,

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Speaker 5: the shock collar question of the day. We're sending over

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Speaker 5: to digital Jake to give us some sweet soothing trivia

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Speaker 5: to ease our mind.

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Speaker 4: Give it to us, Jake.

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Speaker 10: We're playing a brand new game called bunk or No bunk.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 7: Here's how it works.

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Speaker 10: We'll go around the room and I'll tell each of

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Speaker 10: is it bunk or no bunk?

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Speaker 2: Okay means truth and no bunk means not true.

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Speaker 10: The exact opposite means it's not true, means it's false.

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Speaker 7: No bunk means it's true.

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Speaker 10: Whoever in the room stays longest picking the right choice

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Speaker 10: will decide who gets to get shocked.

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Speaker 7: So let's play bunk or no bunk. I'm starting with Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you're about to get bunked.

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Speaker 10: I guess you can see the Great Wall of China

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Speaker 10: from space. Bunk or no bunk?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I think it's true. So which wait, bunk is true?

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Speaker 2: It's a curve the bunk or no bunk, no bunk Jake.

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Speaker 7: Alexis says, no bunk, that's bunk. Confirmed. It's not actually visible,

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Speaker 7: even though many textbooks say it is. So got that wrong.

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Speaker 10: She's at risk of being shocked and gets no more questions.

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Speaker 5: Alexis goes to the Great Walls, like, I have some thoughts.

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Speaker 6: Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: I think all right.

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Speaker 10: The stage before frostbite is known as frost nibble.

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Speaker 2: I got frost nibbled. I think that's bunk. I don't

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Speaker 7: You said bunk. That's bunk.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, days before frostbite is known as frost nip with

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Speaker 10: a key. So get to say if to move on

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Speaker 10: to the next round, and she is still available to

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Speaker 10: choose who gets shocked Jose. The snack food pringle contains

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Speaker 10: no actual potatoes. Is that bunk or no bunk?

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Speaker 11: I think it does contain potato, but it's like a

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Speaker 11: very tiny amount o bunk.

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Speaker 7: You said bunk. That's also BUNKO.

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Speaker 10: Eat springle does contain a small amount of dried potatoes.

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Speaker 10: Brooke and Jose are still alive. Alexis is at risk

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Speaker 10: of being shocked Jeff for your question. Seven percent of

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Speaker 10: all humans who have ever lived are alive today.

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Speaker 7: Is that bunk or no bunk?

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's so many people on Earth right now,

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Speaker 4: How many people are on Earth? Count one?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, at least six in here.

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Speaker 2: I feel like that's true.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say that's no bunk. You said no bunk, that's.

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Speaker 7: No bunk.

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Speaker 5: Alive over there, Try to bunk me.

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Speaker 10: One hundred and eight billion people have ever been born

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Speaker 10: half billion or alive today, So you can do that math.

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Speaker 7: We're on to round two. Okay, We're gonna start with Brook.

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Speaker 2: There we go, Brook.

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Speaker 10: The lines on a red Solo cup are there to

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Speaker 10: measure the correct servings for pouring liquor, wine and beer.

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Speaker 10: Is that bunk or no bunk?

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Speaker 1: I know, you know, I've heard this and I feel

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Speaker 1: use it as that, but I think that it's bunk.

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Speaker 7: You said that's bunk, and it's bunk. Yeah.

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Speaker 10: A representative from Solo says the lines and the cupp

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Speaker 11: Lines seem like diagrams that show you the shot of

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Speaker 5: My college heres were a lie.

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Speaker 10: Jose, our own host, Jeffrey prefers intimate time with the

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Speaker 4: What do you think, Jose.

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Speaker 5: Question, Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 11: Well, I feel like jeff like, even though he's an

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Speaker 2: A little shy to hear about it.

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Speaker 6: So I'm going to say, that's bunk.

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Speaker 7: You said bunk, that's no bunk.

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Speaker 3: Information I didn't have told me earlier.

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Speaker 10: He likes lots of eye contact during even if you're

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Speaker 10: trying to avoid it. Brooks made it all the way through.

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Speaker 10: She'll automatically get to pick who gets shocked. Jeff If

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Speaker 10: you get this right, you'll also get to help her

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Speaker 10: pick who gets shocked. You're at risk, Jeffrey. Chocolate has

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Speaker 10: been proven to be an aphrodisiac. Bunk or no bunk,

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Speaker 10: trust me.

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Speaker 4: I've tried this.

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Speaker 5: That is bunk.

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Speaker 2: I agree.

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Speaker 7: Jeff said bunk, it's bunk.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, doesn't work.

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Speaker 7: You No studies have proven a strong link between chocolate

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Speaker 2: That's because I haven't been involved in those.

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Speaker 10: Too much information and Jeff made it through bunk or

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Speaker 10: no bunks. So you two get to pick who gets

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Speaker 10: shocked while singing a song to that.

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Speaker 5: Who's your vote for? I want to go for Jose

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Speaker 5: for not knowing my style.

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Speaker 2: I'll just go with you on eye contact with you anymore.

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Speaker 2: It makes me uncomfortable.

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Speaker 5: Fact, after them, you should all ask me about my preferences.

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Speaker 5: So this is information you need to know. Jose is

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Speaker 5: going to be getting shocked today. And somebody wanted to

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Speaker 5: hear Savage by Megan the Stallion.

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Speaker 11: I'm a savage, classy, bougie, ratchet, sassy, moody, nasty.

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Speaker 5: To shock me on that's your shock collar question other day.

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Speaker 5: Hope you let something there. You got your phone tap

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Speaker 5: coming up right.

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Speaker 8: After this brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: There's so much chaos and confusion happening in the world

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Speaker 5: right now. Can we focus on one good thing?

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Speaker 2: Do you have it?

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Is that okay with everyone?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, a little bit of good news because reports are

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Speaker 5: And I know that's not good news for brook In

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Speaker 5: the chain of for profit hospitals that.

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Speaker 2: But no, they're just emergency care places.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well still it is true, and doctors say

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Speaker 5: there's one major reason for the decline in kids in

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Speaker 5: the er that it's because children aren't swallowing and choking

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Speaker 5: on coins as much anymore.

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Speaker 2: Kids have gone to Venmo too.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, basically it's been going down ever since twenty twelve,

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Speaker 5: when contactless payments really started to become popular. So people

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Speaker 5: just don't keep as many loose coins lying around their

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Speaker 2: There's just as many pennies to.

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Speaker 9: Remember.

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Speaker 5: I remember as a kid how tempting it was to

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Speaker 7: Do I.

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Speaker 8: Really?

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Speaker 2: Yes, put up my nose too, actually do that?

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Speaker 7: Yes, you put a brad from up my nose? Bro

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Speaker 7: Why it was the.

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Speaker 5: Fun thing to do.

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Speaker 2: I never ate a coin.

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Speaker 5: You should try it, and maybe a Jewish culture we

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Speaker 5: make chocolate coins for Hanukah. It gets a little bit

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Speaker 5: confusing that I was popping money in my mouth all

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Speaker 4: Hoping for a good whistle, and I'm just dumb.

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Speaker 5: The boys really rounded out, but now no more coins

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Speaker 5: swallowing for children. They're just swallowing Amexes easier to remain

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Speaker 2: Just hold his throat up to the scanner.

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Speaker 5: See this is the good news that the world needed

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Speaker 5: to hear. Yeah, and we're bringing it back down with

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Speaker 5: Laser Stories.

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Speaker 4: That's coming up right after this.

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Speaker 5: It's the radio segment that's launching a brand new reality

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Speaker 5: show competition, and it's like a spin off of the

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Speaker 5: show The Voice, but for pets, where your pup barks

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Speaker 5: a tune on stage as Simon Cowell partially judges them

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Speaker 5: before sending them off to the pounds.

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Speaker 2: Okay, is it just do it.

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Speaker 5: Like a goldfish?

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Speaker 8: Like?

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Speaker 5: Whatever it is, nobody makes it to Hollywood. Laser Stories

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Speaker 5: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 5: just like everyone else does, except we got a laser

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Speaker 5: story is out of Glassboro, New Jersey. The other day,

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Speaker 2: Dream I'm true Bobby for pickles.

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Speaker 5: Well, apparently it was some kind of like social media

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Speaker 2: Oh, dude, of my mind. I hate when people ruin

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Speaker 5: Other than that, he didn't cause any other kind of disturbance,

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Speaker 5: but the vat of pickles needed to be dumped for sanitaries.

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Speaker 7: I was thinking that, like hair was in there.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you got to that conclusion. It'd be scary

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Speaker 5: The local police posted about it, and the guy came

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Speaker 5: lost fifty two dollars worth of product, and that was

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Speaker 5: like forty jars of pickles.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I was expecting more than that. It

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Speaker 2: Just buy the jar, dude, and then do it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know he doesn't like pickles.

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Speaker 2: Oh, not a fan.

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Speaker 5: But the reason the story's making news is because the

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Speaker 5: we certainly relish the community's hell in bringing attention to

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Speaker 4: Let's go to your next.

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Speaker 5: Lay as our story that's out of couple's corners. It's

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Speaker 5: hard to believe there could be a new dating trend

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Speaker 5: one man named Colin is going viral for it because

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Speaker 5: he posted on Twitter recently saying that he and his

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Speaker 5: It's called bottle night.

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Speaker 2: What does that mean?

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Speaker 4: It's pretty simple, he said.

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Speaker 5: Quote, we lock our phones away, turn the TV off,

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Speaker 5: We each grab a bottle of wine and just talk.

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Speaker 2: Oh so you're talking about like Friday night.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it's it's talking and just enjoying being around

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Speaker 6: A new concept.

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Speaker 2: Wait, he used his phone to post about it.

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Speaker 5: They did sheet to get a selfie of themselves one time.

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Speaker 2: It was a bottle of wine. Right, It wasn't like

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Speaker 12: A night.

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Speaker 5: Her picture. It's bottles of wine. But they don't specify

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Speaker 5: poking fun saying things like this guy thinks he discovered

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Speaker 4: I do believe that's optional.

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Speaker 2: People open bottles and don't finish them, Believe it or not.

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Speaker 5: Restraint is something people use sometimes. This next lazer stories

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Speaker 5: out of food News. Are we ever gonna run out

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Speaker 5: of weird new foods to eat? Well, here's the latest.

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Speaker 5: Three new options are hitting grocery store shelves. You could

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Speaker 5: text in right now seventy five nine to two tell

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Speaker 5: us which of these do you want to try the most?

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Speaker 5: Because number one is cheese it fle favored ranch dressing.

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Speaker 4: Hidden Valley just.

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Speaker 5: Announced it ahead of National Ranch Day on March tenth.

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Speaker 5: is kind of cool.

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Speaker 2: What do you get?

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Speaker 5: A cheesy m sounds kind of good?

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Speaker 2: But are you even ranch at that point? You know

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Speaker 2: what I mean? Like, I'm a purist, sorry, Jess.

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Speaker 1: Although I will take some jalapenia ranch, I have my exceptions.

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Speaker 5: Second is a grilled cheese flavored tomato soup. If dipping

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Speaker 5: too much effort, Campbell's is doing a limited edition run

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Speaker 5: of this. If you want to try it, check the

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Speaker 1: Why do I feel like I'm just gonna be eating

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Speaker 1: a bowl of hot case a lot of cheesy items, right.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And finally the food that at least I've been

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Speaker 5: dreading has finally been created. Oh, I'm talking about Oscar

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Speaker 5: Meyer meatless hot dogs.

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Speaker 8: Your nightmare.

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Speaker 5: Plan based, Jeff. The picture I'm showing my co host

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Speaker 5: makes it look like they're real.

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Speaker 4: But they are not.

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Speaker 2: They do look really real.

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Speaker 4: They're called not hot dogs.

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Speaker 5: But no, they're made of plant based meat, so it's

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Speaker 7: And they're smart.

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Speaker 1: They have a Wienerobile that's of course electric, right, no

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Speaker 5: Keep your winders clean does not sound tasting.

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Speaker 11: If you just tuned in, that's not the message you

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Speaker 11: think it was saying.

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Speaker 5: This next Lazer story is out of the open road fun.

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Speaker 5: You ever passed time during your normal commute trying to

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Speaker 5: figure out what the vanity plate in front of you

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Speaker 5: is supposed to represent?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I love that.

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Speaker 5: I bought a car once that said h eight kids

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Speaker 5: could never figure it out what it meant. Drive that

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Speaker 4: For some reason.

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Speaker 2: Why was it a minivan? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: I don't know. Anyway. There's a new pull out on

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Speaker 5: vanity license plates, and almost twenty thousand Americans weighed in.

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Speaker 4: Here's the results.

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Speaker 5: Fourteen percent of people say they're sporting one right now.

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Speaker 5: Twelve percent say that they've had one in the past,

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Speaker 11: I would imagine like it's fun until you get it

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Speaker 11: and then you're like, yeah, there's my kid.

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Speaker 5: Twenty six percent of people have not done it but

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Speaker 5: they are not interested in a vanity plate whatsoever. That

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Speaker 5: separate question asked if you've seen a personalized plate that

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Speaker 2: They're just reading it wrong. Yeah, like it's supposed to

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Speaker 2: being totally our minds turn it into something that's not.

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Speaker 5: It reminds me of the office with the guy that

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Speaker 5: he's like, why does everybody keep asking me if I'm

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well Hung, Why does everyone ask I'm a William

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Speaker 5: Hung fan? And I wonder what this guy's personalized plate

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Speaker 5: would say? Maybe shell game? Too many letters?

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Speaker 2: Okay, shurt alert.

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Speaker 5: Again? Too many letters? You'll probably just go with Humper,

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Speaker 5: but drop the U. Yeah, because that looks cool at

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Speaker 5: that point. That's how means the choice has come to

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Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: If you want to impress a lady when you pull

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Speaker 5: up to your first date, forget showing up in a

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Speaker 5: flashy new sports car. There's an even hotter set of

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Speaker 5: hashtag van life and not talking about Brook's favorite a

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Speaker 5: clown car. How do you think she hooked up with

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Speaker 2: I mean, and there's plenty of room for more. I

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Speaker 5: Is It may be worse than both of those things

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Speaker 5: in terms of the sexy aspect, because it is the

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Speaker 5: highlight of one of our voicemails, and you're gonna hear

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Speaker 5: it during a brand new loser line coming up right

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Speaker 5: after this.

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Speaker 8: You wait a minute, is this the right number? It's

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Speaker 8: the loser line. Good on, just call me.

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Speaker 5: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 4: It works like this.

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Speaker 5: Let's say someone approaches you out at the club and

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Speaker 5: uses this charming pickup line on you. Excuse me, miss?

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Speaker 4: Is that dress felt?

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Speaker 2: What would you like it to be?

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Speaker 4: Whatever they do?

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Speaker 2: You guys even know what dresses are made of. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 5: Whatever you do, don't don't give yourself the Heimlich so

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Speaker 5: you could puke all over him. Instead, tell him he's

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Speaker 5: real funny like Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom, and

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Speaker 5: you want to be his sidekicked just like short rounds.

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Speaker 2: That's a comedy.

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Speaker 5: And then hopefully he calls you and leaves an awkward voicemail.

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Speaker 5: We can play on the air voicemails like this one. Next, Hey,

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Speaker 5: what's up April?

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Speaker 13: Doesn't ring a bill? Huh? Probably not?

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Speaker 14: You were drunk I was drunk, but hey, I'm a

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Speaker 14: guy who gave you all the tips the other night

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Speaker 14: at the casino. Yeah, I was drunk, but I wasn't

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Speaker 14: that drunk. So I'm kind of thinking you owe me

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Speaker 14: a little bit. So, uh, hey, why don't you, Ben Momy,

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Speaker 14: Let's say twenty five percent. I think twenty five percent works, right.

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Speaker 14: I need you to tap my pocket in a positive way,

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Speaker 14: Ben movie.

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Speaker 2: Next message, upset to any of her money?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I will say we did have to edit out

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Speaker 4: We're not allowed to put that on the radio.

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Speaker 5: But does anybody else skeptical that situation actually happened.

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Speaker 1: No, it's just like every other man who's like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I told her how to do that, That's why it worked.

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Speaker 6: It's not.

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Speaker 2: It's not she won because she was lucky. I just

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Speaker 2: told her to smile.

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Speaker 6: She made a bunch of tis.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 15: Next message, Hey, Stanley, this is I think I should

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Speaker 15: call you sexy segue Stanley.

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Speaker 13: I can't believe I.

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Speaker 16: Just said that, but it's true.

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Speaker 17: I mean, normally, I've never thought of segs as sexy.

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Speaker 18: I mean I just think of them as like, you know,

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Speaker 18: Kevin James and walkoff really blah blah, no, thank you, Nex,

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Speaker 18: but you riding that segue it really turned me on.

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Speaker 18: And I just okay, I'm just gonna say it. I

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Speaker 18: just want to ride You're sex with you, like, clench

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Speaker 18: just ride and hand them on your seguey, it's just

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Speaker 18: so creaking hot.

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Speaker 5: Next message, Oh.

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Speaker 2: My god, I don't think that sentence has ever been uttered.

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Speaker 6: If you go on a segue, she's the one.

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Speaker 2: I mean through how your Harley's son.

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Speaker 5: Let's just say, like, what about Alexis? If you're in

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Speaker 5: a mall right now and Michael B. Jordan's look alike

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Speaker 5: cruises in right past the Panda Express right up to you,

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Speaker 5: does that make him hotter?

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Speaker 2: If your shirtless?

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Speaker 5: Maybe even with a helmet.

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Speaker 13: Next message, Hey girl, give me a call back. You

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Speaker 13: know what this is. Holler at me. I'm waiting all

455
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Speaker 13: day thinking about you. Holler at me. Give me a callback.

456
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:55,159
Speaker 13: I'm ready for you. Get it for me. You give

457
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Speaker 13: me a phone number.

458
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Speaker 16: Holler at me.

459
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Speaker 13: I mean, how are you.

460
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Speaker 5: We've all known a guy like this?

461
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,439
Speaker 1: I think, I mean, I don't think you should be

462
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,520
Speaker 1: too planned, but like maybe think a little.

463
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,480
Speaker 3: Bit about what you're gonna Saymaila, And are.

464
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:13,120
Speaker 5: You like Alexis who enjoys seven hours of TikTok per day,

465
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 5: then you should head over a broken Jeffrey on the Talk. Yeah,

466
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 5: we post the number one loser line every single week

467
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 5: on there. We've got other stuff up on there too,

468
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,679
Speaker 5: and you can hear messages like this one next.

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Speaker 17: Message, Hey Chris, it's Kathy. I mean, you're not returning

470
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Speaker 17: my calls, and I'm not really sure I was. You know,

471
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Speaker 17: I'm tired just like thinking about why, and I feel

472
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 17: like it might have been that I had a toddler

473
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Speaker 17: with me when I met you at the bar.

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Speaker 18: I don't know.

475
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Speaker 17: I just I really felt a connection between us, and

476
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Speaker 17: I just wanted to make it crystal clear that that

477
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Speaker 17: is not my child. I mean, I told my friend

478
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Speaker 17: that I would take care of for a kid for

479
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Speaker 17: the day, and I just had no idea how hard

480
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Speaker 17: it would be and how annoying this little toddler could

481
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Speaker 17: possibly be. So then after thirty minutes, I was like,

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Speaker 17: you know what, We're gonna go on a field trip

483
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Speaker 17: to the bar and I'm gonna relax. So again, if

484
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Speaker 17: the reason you're not calling me is because of the kid.

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Speaker 17: I am one hundred on your side.

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Speaker 2: Message.

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Speaker 5: I know, if I see a woman at the bar

488
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Speaker 5: who has a toddler with her, I'm definitely intrigued and

489
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Speaker 5: I'm instantly sending her two shots of tequila to see

490
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Speaker 5: what she does. Wild is she?

491
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Speaker 1: Well, she only lasted thirty minutes of watching this kid

492
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Speaker 1: before she needed a drink, which I get it.

493
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Speaker 2: I got too.

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Speaker 11: If you get too drunk at the bar, who's gonna

495
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Speaker 11: babysit the babysitter the baby?

496
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah?

497
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Speaker 15: Next message, Michelle, what's going on?

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Speaker 18: How you doing girl?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 19: Yeah, so yeah, I know. I said I was going

501
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 19: to be at the concert tonight. But this this really

502
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:10,920
Speaker 19: rare yu gi Oh card just appeared on eBay. Actually

503
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Speaker 19: I'm in like a live bidding war as we speak.

504
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 19: It's a Blue Eyes White Dragon second edition, which I'm like,

505
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Speaker 19: you probably don't even know anything about it, but it's

506
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Speaker 19: super valuable. So I'm trying to get it, but this

507
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:28,439
Speaker 19: vulgarian ahole keeps trying to outbid me, and I'm not

508
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Speaker 19: going to back down. You can mess with my hair,

509
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Speaker 19: and you can mess with my sister, but you can't

510
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Speaker 19: mess with my Yukio. So anyways, I was, oh, noodles,

511
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Speaker 19: he just overbid me again? What is this guy's deal?

512
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Speaker 2: Don't you know? You just wait for the very last second.

513
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Speaker 5: Man, I think that should be the new tagline for

514
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Speaker 5: the Yu gi Oh franchise. My hair and you can

515
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Speaker 5: mess with my sister with my.

516
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Speaker 8: Deal.

517
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Speaker 5: It's like trading card. They're like Pokemon.

518
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Speaker 2: I thought it was like a character in Pokemon. No,

519
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,360
Speaker 2: it's its own thing.

520
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, you're yeah, he.

521
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 2: Wants to go outbit him.

522
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Speaker 5: Remember, you can listen to Loser Line regularly at this

523
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 5: time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the

524
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel. You can listen to all

525
00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,400
Speaker 5: the Loser Line second ates and phone taps right on there.

526
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 5: Speaking of phone taps, we got one coming up.

527
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Speaker 8: Next Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

528
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Speaker 5: Today we call a woman who's co owner of an

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Speaker 5: entertainment service that provides face painters and princesses and magicians

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Speaker 5: for kids' birthday parties. And her boyfriend said she's been

531
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Speaker 5: dealing with some pretty uptight parents as but I promise

532
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Speaker 5: she has never gotten a complaint like the one she's

533
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Speaker 5: about to receive today. Is it shocking. Yes, oh no,

534
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 5: was it my idea?

535
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Speaker 13: No?

536
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Speaker 5: Okay, it was her boyfriend's okay, and out of my

537
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Speaker 5: better judgment, I did it anyway. No, So she is

538
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 5: definitely going to be floored when she hears it in

539
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Speaker 5: your brand new phone. Tap right now, weekday mornings on

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Speaker 5: the twenties.

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Speaker 20: West Entertainment. This is Megan. How can I help you?

542
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm looking to speak with the woman who gave

543
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 5: my child herpies. I'm sorry what someone gave my kid

544
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 5: herpes and I need it to be addressed.

545
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 20: I don't understand how.

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00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 5: Yeah, my son was at a party with his friends

547
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,720
Speaker 5: last Saturday and one of your face painters thought it

548
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 5: would be funny to paint herpes onto his face the

549
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 5: ringing a bell.

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Speaker 20: Okay, okay, it was painted on his face. Oh thank god?

551
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Speaker 5: What were you thinking?

552
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 20: I don't even want to say. Can you please just

553
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 20: tell me what happened?

554
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Speaker 21: Right?

555
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Speaker 5: So, my child comes home and I see him and say,

556
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Speaker 5: why do you have herpes on your face?

557
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 4: Son?

558
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Speaker 5: So he looks at me and says, they're grapes. Dad.

559
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Speaker 5: But clearly I know the difference getting one by me.

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Speaker 20: So you're saying that one of our faith painters painted

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Speaker 20: the word herpies on the child's face.

562
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Speaker 5: No, not the word actual herpes. And he was telling

563
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Speaker 5: me there were grapes.

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Speaker 20: Maybe you're confused because your son thought that they were grapes,

565
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Speaker 20: and my face painter thought that they were groups on

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Speaker 20: the face.

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Speaker 5: Are you trying to tell me that I don't know

568
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Speaker 5: what herpes looks like. I've been to burning Man.

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Speaker 20: I don't know how burning Man has anything to do

570
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Speaker 20: with this, but I know that my face painter would

571
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 20: never do something like that.

572
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 5: Fine, I've taken a public bust in Detroit. I've taken

573
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Speaker 5: a tour of the Hershey factory.

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Speaker 20: I don't understand.

575
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 5: All different places where you would contract herpes.

576
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Speaker 20: You have a lot of different examples of where you

577
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 20: can get these.

578
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Speaker 5: But I do I have more if you want to

579
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Speaker 5: hear some.

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Speaker 20: This has nothing to do with us, sir. I don't

581
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Speaker 20: understand what this is about.

582
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Speaker 5: It has everything to do with you. My kid thinks

583
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Speaker 5: he has herpes because I told him.

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Speaker 20: Well, then that's your fault, sir, because we wouldn't tell

585
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Speaker 20: him something like that.

586
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 5: You told him that your company is the one who

587
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 5: painted it, so you're to blame.

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Speaker 20: We're a children's entertainment company. Do you seriously think we

589
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Speaker 20: would do that?

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Speaker 5: I think I deserve to be compensated for this sudden

591
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 5: outbreak of injustice. You want to be compensated, I think

592
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 5: that's only fair.

593
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 20: Well, I could give you a gift card for a

594
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 20: free face painting session.

595
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 4: Oh what, so I can.

596
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 5: Come home and find out you put Gonna Rhea on

597
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 5: his forehead? Hold on, I don't think so, sir.

598
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 20: You're crossing the line here. I'm really trying to be helpful.

599
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,479
Speaker 5: I know, I don't think I'm crossing the line at all.

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Speaker 5: I think at this point you and your crewed face

601
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 5: painting crew need a dose of public shaming to set

602
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 5: you all straight. What how about you stand by a

603
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 5: freeway off ramp holding a sign that says I gave

604
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 5: herpes to a kid, Oh my god, and I tried

605
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 5: to cover it up with Gonna Rhea in a gift card.

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00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 20: Okay, we're done here, sir.

607
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 5: I'm gonna talk to the Attorney General about you, ma'am,

608
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 5: so your disgusting warped company never paints a face again.

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00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 20: You know what, sir, Go right ahead. That would really

610
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Speaker 20: make my day.

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I'm gonna implicate you and all your face

612
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Speaker 5: painters and even your boyfriend Vaughn what because he's the

613
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Speaker 5: one who sets you up for this prank phone call today.

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Speaker 20: So ha, Oh my.

615
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Speaker 5: Gosh, I'm sorry, this is a joke. My name is

616
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Speaker 5: jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing

617
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Speaker 5: a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 20: Oh that was creepy. I'm going to kill him.

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Speaker 7: I mean, yeah, it wasn't my idea.

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Speaker 5: It was definitely your boyfriend Vaughn's. He emailed us, saying

621
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Speaker 5: that you deal with crazy parents all the time.

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Speaker 20: Though from the part, oh my god, yes I do.

623
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Speaker 4: He thought I could be the craziest of all.

624
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Speaker 20: That was horrible.

625
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 5: That's exactly what I said after I went on that

626
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Speaker 5: Hershey Factory tour.

627
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Speaker 20: I'm pretty sure you didn't get herpes from that, but

628
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 20: whatever you think.

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Speaker 8: Wake Up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 8: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: If you've ever met any D list celebrities like a

632
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Speaker 5: reality TV contestant or a social media influencer or a

633
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 5: morning radio host, yes, but they're probably gonna try and

634
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Speaker 5: tell you within the first five minutes that their quote unquote.

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Speaker 4: Kind of famous.

636
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, people know me.

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Speaker 5: That's why we were all shocked when we learned the

638
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 5: guy on the phone didn't tell us immediately who he

639
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 5: was because he's actually been on TV before.

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Speaker 20: Cool.

641
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 5: But it was only until after we got his date

642
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Speaker 5: on the line that his true identity was finally revealed,

643
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 5: and it left the entire studio shocked. Ye, dare I

644
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 5: say intrigued?

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00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 8: Very?

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00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 2: I say very very.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to say it roused.

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00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 2: Well say that, I don't. I think that'd be disturbing. Okay,

649
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Speaker 2: you find.

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Speaker 5: Disturbed is a good one. Let's put disturbed in that.

651
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 5: But see if you recognize this guy when you hear

652
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 5: the second date update, next second date update. Sometimes I

653
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 5: wonder do opposites really attract?

654
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 4: Okay, question because I look.

655
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:49,480
Speaker 5: At Brooks husband and he's handsome, charming, wait, funny, extremely humble. Yeah,

656
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 5: brook you're probably at least one of those things, if

657
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 5: not half of one.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I agree with you about my husband, but

659
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Speaker 3: now it's a little hurt question. I think it's more

660
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Speaker 3: of a personality thing that makes us opposite.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Hey.

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Speaker 5: Hey, hey, there's a lot of theories has been thrown

663
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Speaker 5: around right here, but one of our listeners. One of

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Speaker 5: our listeners tried the opposites approach, and I wonder how

665
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 5: that went for him.

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Speaker 1: Since he's on the phone with us, I'm going nut well.

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00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 5: But I am interested in hearing his story. So let's

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Speaker 5: talk to Chris. Chris, what's up man?

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Speaker 13: Hey guys, Well, it's not going terrible, but I could

670
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 13: use your help.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you just need a little help, not a ton

672
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 2: of help.

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Speaker 13: Well we'll see, I mean hopefully.

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Speaker 5: All right, we'll tell us about your opposite.

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Speaker 4: Who are they?

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Speaker 13: Well, the girl's name is Tiffany, but she's a couple

677
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Speaker 13: of years younger than the girls I've been dating, and

678
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 13: like loves to party and go out and super social and.

679
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 2: And do you like that as that a lifestyle you're into?

680
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 22: You know, I had a last with her, and like,

681
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 22: I've typically not gone out with people like that, and

682
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 22: then I get kind of bored of the people that

683
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 22: I've been dating, And yeah, so I figured I'd give

684
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:13,640
Speaker 22: this a whirl.

685
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 6: That makes sense.

686
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 11: I think everyone comes to a point where it's like

687
00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 11: you love being drunk at a bar.

688
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 2: At midnight, and then you get older and you're.

689
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 11: Like, I'd rather be in bed at midnight while you know,

690
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 11: maybe reading a book, yeah something.

691
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 5: I think that that's not what Chris is saying. He's

692
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 5: saying the opposite. He wants to get back into the

693
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 5: fun lifestyle.

694
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:32,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, he was bored by.

695
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 13: The early Yeah I had I had a taste of it,

696
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 13: and it was it was awesome.

697
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: Okay, so what did you and Tiffany do?

698
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 13: So we initially met up at a bar, okay, and

699
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 13: like the sort of general awkwardness of like the first

700
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 13: meeting was broken immediately because she's like, hey, Honney, it

701
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 13: just gave me a huge hug, and like it was

702
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,879
Speaker 13: very different from sort of the stand offish like oh

703
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 13: nice to meet or yeah, like the.

704
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 6: Whole tim and me.

705
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 1: She wasn't old enough to be jaded yet, so she

706
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 1: didn't have as many barriers as many guards up.

707
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 5: It's nice because some people are actually like that. They're

708
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 5: super outgoing and personable the second you meet them. So

709
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 5: it's nice that you found somebody like that. How did

710
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 5: the actual date go?

711
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 13: It was great. Like I'm not one to go clubbing,

712
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 13: but I guess I can say I have now because

713
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,440
Speaker 13: typically like I go to like maybe one bar or

714
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 13: one place to kind of hang out there for the eving.

715
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 13: I think we went to three clubs after, so like

716
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 13: I got dragged around and like willfully and happily.

717
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 5: Okay, that's a good thing, or is that a red

718
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:36,760
Speaker 5: flag in your mind?

719
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 13: I just kind of rolled with it and wasn't really sure,

720
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 13: like is this gonna be fun? Is this gonna be annoying?

721
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 12: Right?

722
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 1: And that's her scene, right, Like did you have to

723
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,360
Speaker 1: wait in line or was she able to get you

724
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:49,479
Speaker 1: in at every place?

725
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 2: Because that's how you know if she's.

726
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, she knows all exactly what's up.

727
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 13: Well, she was on the list at two places, and

728
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 13: then like we were in line for we got like

729
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 13: got to the first club and got in line and

730
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 13: immediately these two girlfriends are hers and like pulled it

731
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 13: up to the front and we walked right in.

732
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, see that's even better.

733
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 8: It is good.

734
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 6: But also, you.

735
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,399
Speaker 1: Know, is it where you jose because you said, oh,

736
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: and she's on the list at two places.

737
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 6: I look, I have a lot of guy friends.

738
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 11: I think we all know promoters, and the girls that

739
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 11: tend to be on every list at every club are fun.

740
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 5: They are fun.

741
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: They are fun, but they're not necessarily looking for a relationship.

742
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 2: Like maybe I mean looking to have fun. What are

743
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 2: you looking for with her?

744
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,720
Speaker 13: Uh? Well, I mean see where it goes, I guess.

745
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 13: But what's weird is at the end of the night,

746
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 13: like had its amazing kiss with her and asked, Hey,

747
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 13: am I going to see you again? And she was like,

748
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 13: if you're lucky.

749
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:49,280
Speaker 2: I love it. That's such a good movie it is.

750
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 13: Yeah. Well then her ruber pulled up, she hopped in

751
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 13: and like waved goodbye, and like that was it. But

752
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 13: like I reached out to her afterwards, and she's responded,

753
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 13: But when I ask her to like make plans, she's noncommittal.

754
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 2: She doesn't sound like a person who makes plans, you

755
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:06,160
Speaker 2: know what I mean.

756
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: Like she's bar to bar, she's clubbed the club, she's

757
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: rolling with life, right.

758
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,879
Speaker 5: And I mean that's that's a fun lifestyle to live.

759
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 5: But is there any time during the night, Chris, where

760
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 5: you felt like the two of you just got to

761
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,280
Speaker 5: sit down and connect.

762
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 2: That sounds old and boring, Jeffrey, Yeah, that's the type of.

763
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 4: Thing that I think he wants.

764
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 13: We did talk a little bit about like our families

765
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 13: and how I recently lost a bunch of weight, and you.

766
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 7: Know how as.

767
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 2: I have a sister.

768
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 13: No, no, no, I wasn't trying to have this conversation

769
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 13: on the danceport. No was before we went to the club.

770
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I guess you had travel time in between, right,

771
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,240
Speaker 1: like either you were walking or in an uber or whatever.

772
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, but I mean it wasn't like awkward anything.

773
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 13: It was just sort of general. I mean, she said

774
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 13: she showed a picture of family and friends so that

775
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 13: I couldn't murder her.

776
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 2: But and it's funny.

777
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 5: Tiffany sounds like a firecracker. So we're all gonna have

778
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 5: to turn up a lot before we.

779
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:08,520
Speaker 4: Make this far call.

780
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 2: I don't know if we should say it like that.

781
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 4: How do we say it?

782
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 13: I don't know.

783
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 2: I think we just be ourselves with Tiffany. We need

784
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 2: to try to be cool jeff It's gonna be the.

785
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning when we come back

786
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 5: boring song, so we can really skywalket off of it

787
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 5: when we do our second date.

788
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 4: Update it's happening next hold on.

789
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 8: Date.

790
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, we got our glow sticks out. We are flaming

791
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 5: yellow shots lit. I just went in the bathroom and

792
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 5: snorted something off the toilet seat.

793
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 4: I don't know.

794
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 5: The thing is, I do feel lemony fresh before the

795
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 5: second date update, because that's what our listeners trying to

796
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 5: do for his dating life. Now, try not to be

797
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 5: so boring anymore. Yeah, it's one of the main reasons

798
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 5: he went out with someone named Tiffany. She's young and outgoing,

799
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,479
Speaker 5: loves to party and bounce around from club to club,

800
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 5: So that's what they did for their date night.

801
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 4: Had a great time.

802
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 5: But afterwards, Tiffany's been mia. Good news is some of

803
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 5: her wild side did rub off on you, Chris, because

804
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 5: you're stepping out of your comfort zone now calling a

805
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 5: radio show trying to get a hold of her.

806
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,200
Speaker 4: How does that make you feel?

807
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 13: I mean, somewhat desperate, but.

808
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 2: Slightly embarrassed, but still fun.

809
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what the young people feel all the time.

810
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 2: Do you think she's actually going to be awake right now?

811
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:36,839
Speaker 8: Yeah?

812
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 13: I mean, like, I don't mean to make it seem

813
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 13: like she's always partying, but I just feel like she

814
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 13: would not miss a good party.

815
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, she's already on the list, she.

816
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 1: Has a job and like some sort of like adult

817
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: part of her life too.

818
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 13: You mean, yeah, I mean, as far as I could tell,

819
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 13: she seems to keep it together, but she's not the

820
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 13: one who wants to Netflix and chill.

821
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,800
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, there's no chill.

822
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 13: Well there's like chill, but like it's gonna be like

823
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:09,520
Speaker 13: chilling somewhere out about chill.

824
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,280
Speaker 4: No consciousness.

825
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:20,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm that she was passed out an analoy.

826
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 5: Let's not waste any more time. Let's just call Tiffany

827
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 5: and see if she knows Alexis personally and if she

828
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 5: even remembers you, Chris, but not we'll be come friends.

829
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 4: All right, Let's just do this. I'm a dollar number

830
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 4: right now. Here we go. Hello, she's awake? Is this Tiffany?

831
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: Hi?

832
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 5: Yeah?

833
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:50,919
Speaker 17: It is?

834
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 4: What's up?

835
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 16: How are you good?

836
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 13: Any I?

837
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 4: Who you're talking with right now?

838
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 5: Or do you know?

839
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 16: I don't know what I'm talking Jim's so tired.

840
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you're on the radio right now with Brooke

841
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the morning.

842
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 20: No, yeah, Why am I on the radio.

843
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 5: Because a little birdie told me that you're a fun time.

844
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 2: Why are you saying it like we're supposed to be

845
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:18,320
Speaker 2: the birdie?

846
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 5: Right?

847
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: Yeah?

848
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:22,360
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, missus cool?

849
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 7: You take it away.

850
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: I don't know it just sounded weird, like you got

851
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,840
Speaker 1: her number off some bathroom stall.

852
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,479
Speaker 5: Maybe I did, Tiffany, would that be.

853
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 4: Weird to you?

854
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 16: That would be weird. But the birdie No, I was

855
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 16: partying with the birdie last night.

856
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:44,879
Speaker 4: I think she was hallucinating.

857
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 5: But the truth is, we're calling you because one of

858
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 5: our listeners gave us your phone number because he wants

859
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 5: to get a hold of you. Remember going out with

860
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 5: Chris the other night?

861
00:41:56,280 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, okay, Jeff followed Chris.

862
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 2: Was he a good time?

863
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 16: Yeah?

864
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 13: We have fun.

865
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 16: For a guy that was like more of an introvert,

866
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,880
Speaker 16: he kind of let loose, okay, like he let it

867
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 16: shell down and just like had a had of ball.

868
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,280
Speaker 5: I can't help but notice the there's something in your voice,

869
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 5: Tiffany that's telling me something was off.

870
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 16: Yeah. So at one point towards the beginning of the date,

871
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 16: he started like talking about how he's lost a lot

872
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,759
Speaker 16: of wheat and in the newspaper.

873
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 2: In the newspaper, sorry, what did that have to do

874
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 2: with the newspaper?

875
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 13: Yeah?

876
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 16: He said that they did a story or a feature

877
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 16: of him or something.

878
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 2: Who good for him?

879
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 16: And then he said that he might also be on television.

880
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:46,880
Speaker 16: So I researched it because you would think like the

881
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 16: TV would tell the story when the newspaper like both

882
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 16: of those would talk about his weight loss and everything.

883
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, because just knowing your type personality, you're not going

884
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 5: to be reading any newspapers coming out.

885
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 16: That's like I was really looking for the televani.

886
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 5: She's like, let me see the short news clip on TikTok,

887
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,280
Speaker 5: so what would you find?

888
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 16: I found him on Doctor Phil.

889
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 2: Oh, Doctor Phil. It was like a national story.

890
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 4: Why was he on Doctor Phil?

891
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 16: So I'm not going to say why he was on there,

892
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 16: because like that's his business, but I'm not going to

893
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 16: hang out with him anymore because when I turned on

894
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 16: the television, he was on the TV in the same

895
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 16: outfit we went to the date and and he wasn't

896
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 16: on there for his weight loss.

897
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,280
Speaker 1: So I can understand like the outfit thing, because everybody

898
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: has that one outfit that makes him feel really good

899
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: about that.

900
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 11: I don't know my outfit that i'd wear Doctor Phil.

901
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 2: I'm like dying to know what the Doctor Phil episode

902
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:48,800
Speaker 2: was about.

903
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 4: Chris, you smoke so much crime?

904
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 2: That was a weight loss?

905
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 5: Weight loss was a good one, But seriously.

906
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 16: Like I said, that's his business is not mine, and

907
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 16: clearly like he probably doesn't have a problem talking to

908
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 16: you because he called you, you're calling me. I would

909
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 16: definitely ask him.

910
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 5: Okay, well, if you're not gonna tell Tiffany, then we're

911
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 5: just gonna turn over to the other line and ask Chris, Chris,

912
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,479
Speaker 5: why were you on doctor Phil bro Wait?

913
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 16: Wait, you have him on the phone.

914
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's how this segment works. We haven't waiting

915
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 5: on the other line.

916
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 4: But Chris, oh.

917
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 13: God, yeah, I mean, look, I ad met I was

918
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 13: on Talking Phil. And but what I mean, Look, I'll

919
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 13: explain sort of quickly your words a lot.

920
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 5: What's going on here?

921
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 8: Man?

922
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 9: I don't like it?

923
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 2: How did you make a whole show?

924
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 5: Yeah?

925
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,000
Speaker 2: And why would you tell her about it if it's

926
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 2: something you're embarrassed of.

927
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 13: I wasn't embarrassed, but I didn't really think she'd go

928
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,760
Speaker 13: look it up. I was just like we were talking about,

929
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 13: like being written up in the newspaper and possibly being

930
00:44:58,239 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 13: on TV.

931
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 5: All right, well, can you fill us in on why

932
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 5: you were on the show?

933
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 13: I was, I was a guest. I wasn't the main feature.

934
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 13: But the deal was my sister was a stripper, and

935
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 13: what was left up about it was a friend of

936
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 13: mine went to the strip club and might courted her,

937
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 13: and so that's what the show was about.

938
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:25,240
Speaker 1: Just the show is about somebody sleeping with your stripper sister.

939
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 13: Exactly.

940
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 5: Okay, who hasn't that happened to before?

941
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 8: That?

942
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 2: From doctor philm that sounds pretty a worse.

943
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a pretty dull thing. Like Tiffany, you're in

944
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: the party scene. What does that bother you?

945
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 16: The partner really like weirding me out was the fact

946
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,800
Speaker 16: when they asked him, like, if this wasn't just this there,

947
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 16: would you be attracted to her?

948
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:49,959
Speaker 13: And he said yes, Oh wait, I say, tell my sister,

949
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 13: she's ugly. Come on.

950
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 5: The point is to like imagine her as not a sister.

951
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 13: There's no right answer for that. They're only wrong that

952
00:45:58,680 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 13: he has a point.

953
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 3: Doctor Phil asking this question, do you want the juice

954
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,399
Speaker 3: due you want the drama on the show?

955
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 5: And I think, if anything, it proves that Chris is

956
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,760
Speaker 5: a gentleman because he knows how to compliment a lady.

957
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 17: That is a stress.

958
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 16: Being attracted to someone and complimenting them are two different things.

959
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,839
Speaker 13: Your sister, But what am I to say? No, she's

960
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 13: pretty she's just not my type.

961
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 16: I mean that, I don't look at my sister like that.

962
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:33,279
Speaker 13: I don't know I would look like.

963
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 5: The point was Doctor Phil said, pretend it's not your sister.

964
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 5: I feel like maybe Doctor Phil should book both of

965
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 5: you for a new show.

966
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 16: Are you kidding me? Get out of here?

967
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 2: We needed one more chance.

968
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys just need one date to build a

969
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 5: little bit more drama between you.

970
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 16: I know what drama. I don't want it was.

971
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:01,439
Speaker 2: It wasn't drama though. It was just a misunderstanding a time.

972
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,399
Speaker 13: The drama came from. You've seen it.

973
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 16: Yeah, like he purposely mis read me.

974
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 2: So he didn't he did.

975
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 17: He did.

976
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 16: He wanted to be cool. He wanted to say that

977
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 16: he was popular or he had some type of famous.

978
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 13: I didn't see any of that. And who's going to

979
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 13: try to brag by saying there on doctor Film.

980
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 16: You don't say you are doctor Phill. You said you,

981
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 16: that's right.

982
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:23,800
Speaker 13: I did not. I said I was on TV.

983
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 16: Right, you're on TV when your stripless sister that you

984
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 16: were attracted to.

985
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 5: If you would he needed a.

986
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 13: Job, I'm not attracted. He like that, like she's a

987
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 13: pretty girl.

988
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,399
Speaker 5: I think he's made it pretty clear here, Tiffany, he's

989
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 5: not attracted to his sister. He is attracted to you, though.

990
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 2: Prove that.

991
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 13: The girls married a dozen strips and he come on

992
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 13: question makes.

993
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 4: Her less attractive?

994
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 5: What we would like to send you, Tiffany on a

995
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 5: date with this TV star who is one hundred percent

996
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 5: not attracted to his real sister anymore?

997
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 16: Anymore? When did he stop?

998
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 13: I don't know what it is a joke.

999
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 2: He doesn't like drama. Give you another chance. He sounds

1000
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 2: like a cool dude.

1001
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,439
Speaker 5: We can find out if he's really an honest guy

1002
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:24,680
Speaker 5: or not right now. I'm just gonna ask you one question, Chris,

1003
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 5: are you attracted to my co host Brook?

1004
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 13: I mean, I think she is a very attractive lady.

1005
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:44,280
Speaker 5: Can't trust this guy? I'm with you, Tiffany, cut and run, can't.

1006
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:46,360
Speaker 6: Trust stay away from shows?

1007
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 5: Rookie Jeffrey in the morning.

1008
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 4: Man.

1009
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:54,640
Speaker 5: I know we were kind of joking about it, but

1010
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 5: I'm serious. I actually think having those two on a

1011
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 5: Doctor Phil episode would be absolutely hilarious.

1012
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, you think funnier than the stripper sister.

1013
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 5: Hearing the vicker back and forth. I mean that's TV.

1014
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 1: Gold and I do like how honest he is about

1015
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 1: all his questioning, you know, even when asked if you

1016
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: thought his sister was attractive.

1017
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 5: That's all you can ask for. And after we recorded

1018
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 5: that second date behind the scenes, I did confirm that

1019
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 5: Jose has a sister, so I asked him if she

1020
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 5: wasn't his sister, would he be attracted to her? And

1021
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:33,000
Speaker 5: to his credit, he was very grossed out by that. No,

1022
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 5: she's not his type.

1023
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 2: But that's the thing with siblings.

1024
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: It's okay to say that that that your other sibling

1025
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: isn't attractive exactly, but his.

1026
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 5: Mom story don't get me going. Mama like, okay, okay,

1027
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:54,760
Speaker 5: if she wasn't your mom, let me be clear. Answered,

1028
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 5: I thought it was assumed.

1029
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 2: It's not.

1030
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 6: Okay.

1031
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 5: Jose's mom better check her DMS.

1032
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 4: A little bit later, he's got a message coming to her.

1033
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 11: Mama doesn't know how to check her DM.

1034
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 2: Actually, I think mama needs to block her side.

1035
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, number I think we just kind of with a

1036
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 5: fun new party game.

1037
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:15,800
Speaker 4: Though that you can play.

1038
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:19,240
Speaker 5: It's called if she Wasn't Your Sister? By Hasbro.

1039
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 8: The Brothers.

1040
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 2: They're like twelve one of us. Yeah, but the legal one.

1041
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 2: I mean that's fair.

1042
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 5: D No, you can stop at first base. You don't

1043
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 5: go any farther with the mars. Okay, we hope you're

1044
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:36,360
Speaker 5: listening anyway. If ever, you want to get a second

1045
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:39,239
Speaker 5: date update, or just be really grossed out by a

1046
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 5: few minutes of us talking to you, email the show.

1047
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:43,959
Speaker 5: We'll call the person who wasn't calling you back.

1048
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1049
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 5: I was checking emails yesterday and I came across a

1050
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 5: really weird message. He was from a therapist who apparently

1051
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:59,760
Speaker 5: listens to the show, and they wrote, after hearing several

1052
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 5: sets from your radio program, I fear that you may

1053
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 5: suffer from a superiority complex, a god complex, and a

1054
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 5: persecution complex, and I would strongly recommend my services.

1055
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 2: Are you sure they were talking about you?

1056
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 4: I was like, what that?

1057
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 2: Does it sound like you?

1058
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 5: How dare you write that to me? Do you know

1059
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 5: who you're sending this email to?

1060
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: Okay, if that was your response, I could actually maybe.

1061
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 5: See where she But then then I stepped back and

1062
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:39,239
Speaker 5: I remembered, oh, yeah, I'm on Brooks computer, so I

1063
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 5: am good. That was really cool because the only complex

1064
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 5: that I'm familiar with is the apartment complex next to

1065
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 5: the courthouse, where several people saw Jose gathering audio.

1066
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 2: How did I not see that?

1067
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 11: Coy I got recors was like, well, I would never get.

1068
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 5: I know some people are saying I would never go

1069
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:05,479
Speaker 5: down to the courthouse. That's below me. But luckily Jose

1070
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 5: did for a brand new what you're doing at the

1071
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 5: courthouse right after this. You know, there's many different types

1072
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 5: of courts in this country, basketball courts, food courts, guest

1073
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 5: rooms at the Courtyard Marriott, but our favorite kind of

1074
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 5: court is the judicial kind.

1075
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 4: We love justice on this show.

1076
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 7: Yes we do.

1077
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and.

1078
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 5: Practically lawyer, Yeah we are, and that's what makes us

1079
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 5: license to do this segment what You're doing at the Courthouse,

1080
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,839
Speaker 5: where we go down to the courthouse and just ask

1081
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 5: the folks there a simple question, what.

1082
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 6: You're doing at the courthouse.

1083
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 23: Back in June of eighty five, I've fabocated a company

1084
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:58,280
Speaker 23: too Wells Fargo and back then laser printers.

1085
00:52:58,280 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 21: Why I check?

1086
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,240
Speaker 23: So I designed my home pay well checks.

1087
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,760
Speaker 6: So it was a fake company to begin with. Yes,

1088
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 6: and you wrote your own checks. That's how they got me.

1089
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:14,400
Speaker 23: I did eight checks, eleven days, three hundred and ninety

1090
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 23: five thousand, dollars wells fargo.

1091
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 6: Ey to me, I bet man, that's a lot of money.

1092
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:21,440
Speaker 6: What'd you do with that money.

1093
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 5: When I bought my fifty five band head?

1094
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 2: Oh the car, Harley?

1095
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 5: He at a kick starter you.

1096
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 6: Well, what did the ladies think about that?

1097
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:34,160
Speaker 24: Can I say it?

1098
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:35,399
Speaker 6: Say whatever you want?

1099
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 23: They thought it was a six hundred pounds.

1100
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 3: Oh not expect You don't want him to whisper, sweet,

1101
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:47,440
Speaker 3: nothing's in.

1102
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 5: Your ear Brooks hopping on the back of that guy's.

1103
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 11: For sure made in heaven. Can run from the cops

1104
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 11: on that Harley.

1105
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 2: Dude, his voice sounds like a dead Harley.

1106
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 4: Got to miss the eighties.

1107
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:03,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, the good old day I was born.

1108
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 2: What you're doing at the courthouse?

1109
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 12: A cop tried to give me a DUI when there

1110
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 12: was no alcohol involved.

1111
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 2: So you're out driving? You're partying one night?

1112
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:16,200
Speaker 12: Oh not partying?

1113
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 2: Oh, not partying at all?

1114
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:18,359
Speaker 12: Yeah.

1115
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:20,800
Speaker 2: Wait, did he give you a sobriety test?

1116
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 12: I don't know.

1117
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 2: Did he make you like walk in a line or

1118
00:54:24,239 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 2: did you do the alphabet one?

1119
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:30,360
Speaker 12: Well, actually gave me his both sobriety test that nobody

1120
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:33,040
Speaker 12: could pass because he was screaming in my face.

1121
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 2: And you don't really Remember what that was?

1122
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 11: Remember what was someone still wasted?

1123
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a permanent issue. No, we didn't give you.

1124
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:47,839
Speaker 11: A sobriety test, but after the sobriety test.

1125
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 5: Anyway, thank you for this interview, sir.

1126
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 4: What interviews?

1127
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're recording.

1128
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Speaker 5: It's what you're doing at the courthouse where we go

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00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:57,720
Speaker 5: down to the courthouse and ask a simple question.

1130
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 6: What you're doing at the courthouse?

1131
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 9: You know, just interning, interning, you know, interning to be

1132
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,360
Speaker 9: a what. I'm not sure yet, but I'm trying to

1133
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:07,359
Speaker 9: get experienced and see where it goes from there.

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00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 6: So what makes you so interested in courthouses?

1135
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:12,240
Speaker 5: To be honest, CSI?

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00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,880
Speaker 9: Okay, you know, my my mom wanted me, wanted me

1137
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:17,799
Speaker 9: to be a doctor. My dad wanted me to be

1138
00:55:17,840 --> 00:55:19,720
Speaker 9: a lawyer. I don't I don't want to be either,

1139
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,279
Speaker 9: but I felt like, you know, that CSI stuff was

1140
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 9: the in between.

1141
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 6: What's the most intriguing part about it?

1142
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 9: I'll probably say work in like a crime lab.

1143
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 11: And also, like CSI, after you crack the case, you

1144
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:31,920
Speaker 11: get a hot chick next to.

1145
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,359
Speaker 9: You, right, Hey, that's the goal too, just like the

1146
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 9: TV show Hey exactly, you know, like Happy Andy for both.

1147
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,560
Speaker 5: I don't know what version of CSI.

1148
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:46,359
Speaker 11: Oh, I mean, if it's anything like CSI Miami. He's

1149
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 11: got a lot of gorgeous women.

1150
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 2: Around, so I think it's just a lot more disgusting

1151
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 2: body fluid.

1152
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 8: Man.

1153
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:55,240
Speaker 4: He's got a lot to discover.

1154
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 5: You know what. Maybe we're all wrong and he's just

1155
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 5: gonna be like swarmed by gorgeous women.

1156
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 2: What you're doing at the courthouse?

1157
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 5: Oh my, I just got to see you on my case.

1158
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:06,520
Speaker 13: Koreans.

1159
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 5: You're getting read me housing?

1160
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 2: How you doing everybody out there in the family world?

1161
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:14,759
Speaker 19: Shout out to my brother and.

1162
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:13,800
Speaker 2: So what are you up to today?

1163
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 24: I love the loother lady, and I call him off

1164
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 24: the top gun I have a problem with call Lisa.

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00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 2: Her name is Listen. She's a top gl She the

1166
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 2: one got me fired right now. I'm about that. I'm

1167
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 2: fired for.

1168
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 5: Calling you a top gun. That's called banging body healthy.

1169
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 2: Giving your body to me.

1170
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:27,800
Speaker 6: Mone ain't talk.

1171
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 2: All day long and all night long too, every day.

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00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 24: No, every day and you it's just fun what I do, girl,

1173
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 24: I'm in lone the shout out to Linda Fay.

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00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 2: It's freaking jump.

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00:56:47,120 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 5: I do that all day.

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00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:53,280
Speaker 2: You are a lucky woman.

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00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 6: Just got jealous.

1178
00:56:56,480 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 5: I know, next time you guys that this dude is

1179
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 5: walking around the streets without a record deal and you

1180
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 5: didn't jump on top of that.

1181
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:04,520
Speaker 7: That's true.

1182
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,280
Speaker 11: I should have called it one of the record label

1183
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 11: reps and been like, oh my god, I discovered him.

1184
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 5: Said banging body healthy, giving his body to me.

1185
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 8: Oh yeah.

1186
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 5: If Bieber would use that line, it's Grammys. But him,

1187
00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:21,080
Speaker 5: he ends up in jail.

1188
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 6: Come on, he called her a top gun.

1189
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, justice for Ricky Jones. Come in here.

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00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 6: What you're doing at the courthouse?

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00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 21: Well, I'm here with my wife. She's here on a

1192
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:36,480
Speaker 21: felony charge which she did not commit.

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00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 6: Wink wink, nudge, nudge. Now I gotta ask you a

1194
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 6: random question. You're lighting a cigarette. I just saw you

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00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 6: put a piece of paper on the cigarette. What was

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00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 6: that about?

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00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 5: My cigarette broke?

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00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 4: So that was a rolling paper?

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00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 6: Oh so you kind of like doctored it a little bit, Yes, sir.

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00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:54,600
Speaker 21: I usually buy a pound of tobacco, which is it's

1201
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 21: two cartons. So that's like two thousand cigarettes and that

1202
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 21: last us at least half a month.

1203
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 6: How older you look like? You're seventeen years old?

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00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 21: Yeap, dude, I know man, it's uh, it's all the

1205
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 21: hardcore narcotic abuse. I pickled myself and uh, they those

1206
00:58:12,040 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 21: drugs acted as a preservative.

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00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 11: So because you did all these drugs in a way,

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00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 11: you preserve your body.

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00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 5: Yes, And I don't advocate that.

1210
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 2: I mean he's snorting botox as well.

1211
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 5: I don't know, but he did look great. Whatever it is,

1212
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 5: Kim Kardashian is going to be jumping on that trend

1213
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 5: as soon as possible.

1214
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:39,640
Speaker 2: I think in one month he's gonna look eighty five.

1215
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, catch up, that's what you're doing at the courthouse.

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00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey.

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00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 25: In the morning, Nathan from Lynnwood is back on the

1218
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 25: phone to take you on once again.

1219
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 13: Brook.

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00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 5: He's one in three against you all time, and he

1221
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:02,640
Speaker 5: says his strateg to win this time is to answer

1222
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 5: the questions with his brain.

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00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 6: Oh wait, where were you?

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00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 13: Yea?

1225
00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,480
Speaker 4: And Nathan, what body part were you using before?

1226
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 12: I don't know, ye don't say.

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00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 5: I think we understand exactly where the answers were coming

1228
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 5: from a bad start for me, Okay.

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00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,959
Speaker 1: That usually just means things are only uphill from here.

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00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, yeah, Actually you do you want them to

1231
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 5: go downhill so that it's easier.

1232
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 4: Going downhill is easier than going uphill.

1233
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 2: Wait? Is that how this is?

1234
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 5: Now I've broken everybody's brain. Get out of here broken, Nathan.

1235
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 5: Now that we've thoroughly confused, brook you know how the

1236
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 5: game works. You got thirty seconds answer as many questions

1237
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 5: as possible. If you don't know when, you can say pass.

1238
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 5: But you have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are

1239
00:59:51,080 --> 00:59:51,760
Speaker 5: you ready?

1240
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 13: I'm ready.

1241
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 4: Let's do this.

1242
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:57,880
Speaker 5: Turn your brain on. Time starts now. Today is National

1243
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 5: Dandy Lion Day. True or false. Dandelions are technically classified

1244
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 5: as a flower.

1245
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:02,960
Speaker 8: True.

1246
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:05,520
Speaker 4: What is the capital city of South Korea?

1247
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:06,760
Speaker 18: Past?

1248
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 5: Sodium chloride is the chemical name for what ingredient you'd

1249
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 5: find in your kitchen salt? How many weeks are in

1250
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 5: a year? What actor had the famous line you talking

1251
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 5: to me al Pacino every year on Memorial Day?

1252
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 7: What famous auto.

1253
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 4: Race is held?

1254
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 5: Uh?

1255
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:33,760
Speaker 19: The NASCAR five hundred.

1256
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 5: Is That's totally a race?

1257
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 13: All right?

1258
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:42,080
Speaker 5: Brooks coming back in the studio and Nathan, I hear

1259
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 5: you have somebody in the background.

1260
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:44,920
Speaker 4: There is that? Who is that?

1261
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:45,840
Speaker 6: Who's your little helper?

1262
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 16: I have my one and a half year old and

1263
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:51,200
Speaker 16: my five year old and we're going to daycare, and

1264
01:00:51,240 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 16: I don't.

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01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 7: Fight, said Hi.

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01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 4: They were trying to answer the questions for you better

1267
01:00:58,400 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 4: than him.

1268
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,080
Speaker 13: Yeah, these are recording right, we're not recording these. I

1269
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 13: don't want my kids to hear these later.

1270
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, you know this is going down in radio history,

1271
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 11: my guy. Yeah on the podcast and everything.

1272
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can go back to this, mom. Remember the

1273
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 5: time that you ruined daddy for getting a one hundred

1274
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 5: dollars Listen, now we can't pay for daycare. We don't

1275
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:20,920
Speaker 5: know that for sure. They'll tell brook answers.

1276
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 2: God, he fix your eyes are so funny.

1277
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:24,919
Speaker 4: I love he's a tired dad.

1278
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 7: Everything.

1279
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:30,040
Speaker 5: Okay, ready, yeah, ready, your time starts now. Today is

1280
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 5: National Dandelion Day. True or false. Dandelions are technically classified

1281
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:34,920
Speaker 5: as a flower.

1282
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:35,920
Speaker 2: I say true.

1283
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 4: What is the capital city of South Korea?

1284
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 2: Soul?

1285
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 5: Sodium chloride is the chemical name for what ingredient you'd

1286
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:43,560
Speaker 5: find in.

1287
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 2: Your kitchen baking soda?

1288
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 4: How many weeks are in one year?

1289
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 2: Fifty two?

1290
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 5: What actor had the famous line you talking to me?

1291
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:55,080
Speaker 2: You talking to me? Sylvester Stallone?

1292
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 5: Every year on Memorial Day? What famous auto races?

1293
01:01:58,960 --> 01:01:59,080
Speaker 18: Hell?

1294
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 5: Answer that's right with Jose.

1295
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 6: Stop face.

1296
01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 4: Stared she's a Facebook creep.

1297
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:22,240
Speaker 11: I'm also okay, he's a Facebook Nathan, you got two correct,

1298
01:02:22,240 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 11: one for each kiddo.

1299
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 2: And Brook.

1300
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, did you get the same amount of questions in.

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01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:30,919
Speaker 2: By your guys jokes?

1302
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 1: I don't think Sylvester Stallone is the one that said that.

1303
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 5: But you did get two others, right, Okay, Nathan going

1304
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 5: to one and four all time?

1305
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 4: My man, you're so fun though.

1306
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 5: You're a god dad. Yeah, let's go over the answers.

1307
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 5: It's a National Dandelion Day. Dandelions are a flower. That's false.

1308
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 2: They should be absol.

1309
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 1: I think they're so pretty and they're very good for

1310
01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 1: our insects. And yeah, you actually shouldn't cut him down, but.

1311
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:03,280
Speaker 6: Kill the grass like your husband would.

1312
01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:06,040
Speaker 2: Think they're so nice, don't. It's a big fight.

1313
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 5: Capital city of South Korea is Soul. Sodium chloride is

1314
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:13,840
Speaker 5: a chemical name for table salts in your kitchen. There

1315
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 5: are fifty two weeks in one year. The famous line

1316
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:19,760
Speaker 5: you talking to me was spoken by Robert de Niro

1317
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 5: in the movie Taxi Driver. And every year Memorial Day,

1318
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 5: it's not the NASCAR five hundred, it's the Indianapolis five hundred.

1319
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:31,240
Speaker 6: I was like isn't that all of.

1320
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:36,000
Speaker 5: The Nathan, Unfortunately can't give you any money here, but

1321
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:38,400
Speaker 5: what we're gonna do is send you some Brook and

1322
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:42,160
Speaker 5: Jeffrey swag. Every time you look at it, you're gonna

1323
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:43,280
Speaker 5: be like I lost to.

1324
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:45,360
Speaker 2: Brooks, right, I'll haunt you.

1325
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 7: We need more happy dad.

1326
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 1: I never felt this funny, Nathan, thanks for calling in man.

1327
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 4: Have a great day, all right.

1328
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:57,680
Speaker 5: Thank you. Brooks Bucks, same time tomorrow.

1329
01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:59,400
Speaker 8: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 18: Name