WEBVTT - Mike's Wrap Party 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:16.520 Calgary Audio. What's up Mother Soccer's Welcome to another episode 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:18.840 of Mother Soccer Podcast. I'm your host, Michael blacks and 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:24.360 I'm never alone. I almost joke on my own uh bit. 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:27.680 I was trying to talk like you my kid. That's 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:31.920 not happening. Hello, everyone whoever is listening. This might be 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:35.280 the last episode, I don't know, or maybe the next 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:39.320 to the last. I don't know. How are you feeling, man? 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:42.479 How's everything? Oh? I'm feeling good, Michael Blackson. How's the family? 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:46.279 They're good? You know their word. They want to eat someplace, 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:49.080 but you know everywhere you fucking go right now, you're 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:52.360 gotta have a voxine card. But he is, how do 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:57.320 you get in? You know? I showed them my past 0:00:57.400 --> 0:01:03.240 through child support bill actually work. The Invascination car looks 0:01:03.280 --> 0:01:07.760 like a parking parking ticket out or child support bill 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:10.680 look more like just give them your parking ticket like 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:16.080 they of Los Angeles City, Los Angeles Parking Department. Yeah, 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:19.320 it also looked like a parking ticket to Yeah, that 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:22.160 could just and when you just got half of it. 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:26.440 The Invascination, the actual Invascination. If you live in California, 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:28.560 you should know this. Every restaurant before you go to 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:30.600 they want to see your car. They won't let you win, 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:33.679 but you could just didn't really given by seeing a card. 0:01:33.720 --> 0:01:36.240 They're just trying to just do that. You can show 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:39.360 them any fucking thing. Yeah, you're right, you can show 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:43.600 them like your brust to kid. Yeah, anything would go. 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:46.600 Just anything with that says a city of Los Angeles. 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:50.800 Maybe anything that just says nineteen. You don't gotta be 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:55.280 COVID ninety. It would be like anything with a signature. 0:01:55.400 --> 0:01:58.720 So like a fucking traffic violation ticket. I went to 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:01.480 the breakfast and the old lady, she's like in her 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:05.480 early thousands. She wasn't she wasn't one serving us. You know, 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:09.120 she's like your cart. I just showed up and she's 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:12.680 come in. I'm like this blowing bitch game and see nothing. Yeah, 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:15.440 they don't care. That's not the right to be investigating 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:18.400 what you got on your phone. It's I mean, I 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:20.200 think it's a shame that they are. You know, they 0:02:20.240 --> 0:02:22.359 won't let you in the restaurant if you're not vascinated. 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:24.800 Don't you think it's a shame it? I mean, how 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:27.000 many how many people are losing how many business are 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:29.560 being lost? Becau. That's why they don't care, Michael Blocks 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:31.480 and you can show them anything. I think. If you're 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:33.600 not vascinated, you just gotta beat that. She's sit in 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:39.760 a nonvascination section. That's you know what sitting, and y'all 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:43.160 just all cough from each other, you know, put and 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:46.760 put the vascinated people, separate them. Man. So maybe I 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:49.560 don't have plan and it air planes to be nonvascination 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:52.560 on the left, vascinating on the right, you know, and 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:56.359 then we let people in Urblin without vaccination. Yeah yeah, 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:58.400 well last time you've been on the plane, Chinese best 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:05.120 friend out co But like, yes they let you on. 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:07.680 You gotta keep a mask on, whether you vascinated or not. 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:10.160 You gotta keep yours. That new mandatory now that you 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:13.320 gotta be vaccinated to fly. No, No, that's a lot. 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:16.680 They would never do that. The airlines will refuse for 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:19.280 that to happen. Airline will lose money because you can't 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:22.160 get fucking Aaron Rodgers on the plane. Kyrie Irwin, Then 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:25.160 what you're gonna do? You're right what I'm saying. I've 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:27.440 just sended you to have a section for everything. It's 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:32.480 like fascinating section nonfascinated. Everybody in the back of the 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:36.960 bus nonfascinated, like slavery all over again. Yeah, dr Fun, 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:39.800 if you're listening, listen to this man, listen to me. 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:43.400 You know, stop making. If you're gonna make people get vascinated, 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:46.440 don't make them wear of fucking mask. Then let let 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:49.800 me free, let it breathe. Yeah, because I know if 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:51.920 you if you vascinated and you got well mask, Like, 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:54.840 what was the purpose of me getting vascinated? Mike tired 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:58.640 of freaking taking an over wearing a mask? You know, 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:02.040 I'm tired of going at grocery store wearing a mask again. 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:05.920 You like Cete face. Well, I mean, obviously we all 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:09.640 know COVID is real, is out there. You know those 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:12.600 who think on touchaboard, they got touched like Aaron Rodgers 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:15.840 and everybody else. So it is what it is, is 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:19.880 what it is. But you know, Fun, COVID funk all 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:23.000 that bullshit. I got special special guests in the house today. 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:26.360 Oh who you got, Michael? I have. Donna is like 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:30.760 a choreographer, dance stuff, video fixing. She's done it all. 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:33.600 She's been dancing for so many groups, She's been on 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:36.960 so many music videos, she's in the building today, Donna. 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:44.839 Come on, Donna, welcome to the show. Bring you drink, 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:48.560 Sit right next to me and my next guest. Un 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:51.120 You know, I always I'm always happy when I bring 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:53.240 guys on the show that I've known for like over 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:57.560 twenty years. With comedy, we are like one big family 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:00.880 comedians are. We don't really have real beef. I mean, 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:04.080 you know, like rappers have beef, singers something like that. 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:07.040 Comedians would never have. We always love each other because 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:09.320 we know that grunted. We know what it takes to 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:11.719 get to that next level. And we've all been through that. 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:16.480 And this guy has definitely been there. I mean his 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:18.880 stadium was Big Sean and he lost ways Big Sean. 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:27.320 No more Sean is in the building. Come on, Brandon 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:29.479 kim In. I thought there was a big little show 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:32.120 you know that ain't Sean. You know, It's like you 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:35.880 got these these like comedians. It's a lot of funny comedians, 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:38.320 like funniest happen They just never blew up. Sean was 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:41.839 one of them. Niggas likes fu never blew up. But 0:05:41.920 --> 0:05:43.560 he's a hell ofver. He wrote on a lot of 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:47.719 TV shows. Sometimes you know what we all have different calling. 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:50.560 We'll get we wanna get big something. Well like he hits. 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:55.360 He's a great probably want best stet up comics out there. 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:58.360 But he gonna make his money prid from being a 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:00.760 writer on a TV show Move You or something like that. 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:03.400 He's that brilliant, Like he's one of the comedians that 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:05.919 if you write a movie, Okay, I wrote this movie, 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:07.560 all right, now, I need this movie to be funny. 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:10.359 I'll give it a Sean, and Sean will make it funny. 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:14.960 Put a stank on the thun, put a stank on 0:06:15.000 --> 0:06:20.240 the thing, you know what I mean? Yeah, them, you know. 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:23.080 But ladies, at first, let's get with telling. Tell me 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:27.960 about yourself, like you know, oh ship okay, um, alright. 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:29.920 So I've been in the industry my whole life. When 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.680 my mom birthed me, I was already tap dancing and 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:35.719 doing everything else. My family has been in the industry 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:39.000 a hundred years. My grandfather has a a star on 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:43.640 the Walk of Fame for Yeah. His his name is 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:50.400 Eddie Rochester Anderson, and he want to do comedian. He 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:53.159 was one of the original. He's one of the first 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:57.800 original black comedians in Hollywood that started everything. Wait before 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:02.840 oh before um any black actor. He was the first 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:06.680 black male actor. UM that started. Like to this day, 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:12.040 Denzel still talks about him. Um So he's got like 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:15.800 eighty nine credits on IMDb and etcetera. He's been gone 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:21.120 with the winds. No, he was old at the time 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:25.600 and then by the time he passed away, I think 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:28.240 in the in the seventies. He was in his eighties, 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:33.920 but he was popping at forty. You know how it happens. 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:41.200 It happens when when he died trying to him Hollywood, 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:47.160 do get this happening now, you know, because you know 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:49.600 what I mean, I don't think so, because my family 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:52.600 was fighting for his name to be on there properly. 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:54.760 They didn't even put his name on their properly. I'm 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:57.880 planning to just get a shovel. I just foundful a 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:02.280 shovel from home deeper. Don't have to pay. We also 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:06.440 do we also do landscaping and construction in the middle 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:12.480 of the night. Michael Blocks No, no, that Michael no 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:14.920 funk that ship. We gotta we gotta coda sack and 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:21.280 my grandfather's name still to this day, and yeah, on Hollywood, 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:25.560 it's on Hollywood. I just found it nice. Yeah, it's 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:28.880 some cute lass ship. All right. So you you you've 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:35.120 been dancing for Yeah, for everybody from everybody from Chris Brown, 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:40.000 Missy Elliott Usher starting all their videos as their so ushers. 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:43.120 Yeah video, I'm the lead girl, Chris Brown's Running, I'm 0:08:43.120 --> 0:08:47.240 the lead girl. Um. I've started on all the major 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:52.400 UM Award shows. I've hosted on MTV for comedy with 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:59.000 UM Your Mama, True TV three seasons. I've done comedy. 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:01.120 So I do a little, you know, I do live everything. 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:04.680 What would you say was your favorite music video? My favorite? 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:08.800 Everybody always asked me that. Um, even till this day 0:09:08.840 --> 0:09:14.560 and I have I'm still doing music videos by the way, Yeah, 0:09:14.640 --> 0:09:18.439 it's still probably the Chris Brown video, which the Running 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:22.400 video was his first video. I was, I was, I 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:25.040 was his lead girl. Yeah, I would say that because 0:09:25.080 --> 0:09:29.360 we were also peaceful even. Yeah, some of the dancers, 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:31.640 one of them was my best friend. She's she's the 0:09:31.679 --> 0:09:35.440 godmother of my child. Like we're all still like tapped in, 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:39.400 Like it was very different when we we all linked 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:41.440 up for that. I know my favorite video, I know 0:09:41.480 --> 0:09:47.120 my favorite dance video, touch no no No, that's O 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:49.760 Marion and I used to day I went to high 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:58.000 school to Marian and Kay and Chris Stokes. Yes, we 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:01.040 went to HGH school together. But he Chris Stokes told 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:03.760 me that that video was based on us doing the 0:10:03.760 --> 0:10:08.679 other the year video. Yeah, that's my favorite, but touch 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:17.600 Yeah do you expecting a visitor? Well you got one? Baby? 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:25.199 Oh Q too? Hey girl, hey me me? Maybe she 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:36.040 got Are you gonna war army good clothes today? Wow? Um? Beautiful? Do? Um? 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:38.920 So Chris Brown? Was he probably your favorite of all 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:42.000 of our audit people you probably dance for I mean 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:45.120 that's only because you did his furs? Was that was 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:47.720 his first video? Was that only video did for him? 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:49.680 Was this first? And then I did an Award show 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:55.480 as his lead as well? Um uh? At this point, 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:59.480 I've have you? Have you any of them? Why does 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:03.880 every want to know when you have sex? Good? I 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:06.120 try to keep the I try to keep this ship 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:16.800 on lock. You know. Yeah, sexual, I'm sure if women 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:19.480 are doing way more than we would, we weren't allowed 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:22.400 to be moving that way back then. We will be 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:26.480 blackballed if we even like flirted in the director knew 0:11:26.679 --> 0:11:29.960 or the label knew like and our money was in 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:34.120 for videos. We was getting large money to be flown 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:37.000 out in et cetera for videos and not to do that. 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:44.640 The flow down we got fluid falls in love. I'm saying, yes, 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:47.200 falls in love all the time. I'm saying, I mean 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:51.400 the dances. If you did you have a tour with them? Yes, 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:55.400 a lot of people. Yeah, Okaye doesn't mean to me, 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:58.120 you'll only roll together. You danced in front of you know, 0:11:58.240 --> 0:12:01.439 people do get to know each other and things happen. No, 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:04.400 things do happen. I know some scenarios with some people. 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:06.959 You know what I mean. You know there's they they 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:12.240 said that of the affairs happened at work. But look 0:12:13.559 --> 0:12:24.800 correct talking that's the homeboy. Yeah, and then they have 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:28.760 a movie together with like they fell in love with that. 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:31.079 I don't want to I used to dance for Jello, 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:35.320 but working together who what's what? Female singer fell up 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:38.440 with her dad wasn't jo Yes she did, but because 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:41.240 she had what's his name back in the day, um 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:45.160 after after did it? She did what's his name jay 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:48.360 something to the choreographer. No, no, no, there was a 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:53.520 guy ballhead after him. And then she not too long ago, 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:58.360 was with Casper and and that's the girls. She really 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:01.680 likes being dead. He didn't know both sides when he 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:04.720 crossed the street and a big truck crushed his head. 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:10.040 That's that's that's the lyrics. The lyric, that's a that's 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:13.120 some comedian's lyrics. I thought that was yours because I 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:18.640 never heard Casper the friendly goes he really likes being dead. 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:21.520 He didn't look both ways when he crossed the street 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:23.960 and a big truck crushed his head. Yeah, I don't know. 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:31.199 Is that what is the real lyrics? This's the only 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:33.480 one I don't know other than the first one that 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:36.319 might be the real one. Mike. I figured out how 0:13:36.360 --> 0:13:40.079 I can blow up like you. I need a Chinese 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:48.920 best friend. The website I can go to are you Chinese? 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:53.040 Chinese best friend? Chinese best friend, but he's Filipino. I 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:58.280 just come are you You're not Chinese? Filipino bas Chinese? 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:01.520 But I told my self I'm gonna call you Chinese 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:05.160 because Chinese is more popular. They have like and they 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:09.600 found out that China doesn't have access to Instagram. Oh 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:13.000 ship if it would have been Filipino. Basically, I think 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:23.280 like hundred million followers. Michael Black, We're gonna find your jail. 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:28.280 Just go to Chinatown. Man, just just find it. I'm 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:30.960 going to China and look for a Filipino best friend. 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:33.239 You don't have to do that. You go to southern California, 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:35.320 you go to the South Side by my hood. We 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:38.640 all they all Filipino. It don't even matter. Oh yeah, 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:43.480 where you live? Carson Oh yeah, Carson City, Yeah, Philip, 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:47.040 you know. Yeah. So me and me and Sean go 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:54.200 way back way. What's the funniest thing you remember about us? Okay, 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:58.360 I remember this one time we had a show in 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:02.600 North Carolina. Me you Darren, you know, DS, you can 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:10.360 tell the story. DS. It was Cocob Brown, I think 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:13.400 it was on the show, and I forget who else was. 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:16.280 So after the show, this way before Michael was engaged. 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:21.040 You know, this is like two thousands three. So d 0:15:21.320 --> 0:15:23.600 S and uh, Mike somehow they got in the saving. 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:27.080 But they had two groupies that took back to the hotel. Right, So, 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:29.440 so d S tells me the story. He said, they 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:32.640 in the room, the lights out, and d some on 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:34.600 one bed and Mike and other bed with other girl 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:37.400 and said, DS, all he heard was the girl and 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:43.040 Mike bear and say, goddamn girl, come and look at this. Motherfucker. 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:48.080 And she said her friend came over to say ship. 0:15:49.480 --> 0:15:52.000 She said, she said, you want some of that. She's like, no, 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:58.000 I'll just stay over here with him. Holy Corp. Michael blocks. 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:09.200 So I did that. That was a funny ship. I 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:11.160 wasn't in there. I just got to what happen. You 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:13.560 got to, you know, to find them out. I'm trying 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:17.640 to think going on the road back then, like well 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:19.040 we I mean, this is this is for the day 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:24.680 while I'm making five show, wasn't making much in twos 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:28.160 and three, Michael blacks on and so we like we 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:31.160 find Like I remember one time I didn't want to 0:16:31.160 --> 0:16:32.880 spend I wasn't making up money. I didn't want to 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:34.560 spend a night in my you know, I didn't want 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:37.120 to pay for hotel. Because we travel so much. We 0:16:37.160 --> 0:16:40.520 have friends everywhere. We pretty much have a girl almost 0:16:40.560 --> 0:16:44.400 every If I want any city, I could call boy. 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:49.160 I ain't me going from meeting no niggers. We got 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:54.640 bitches every city. Even if when I could go any city, 0:16:54.640 --> 0:16:56.360 I could look look up that city every code and 0:16:56.440 --> 0:16:59.240 call a girl. And so I remember one time I 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:02.320 went to Atlanta. Was is one chick, bad, thick, tall 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:05.560 bitch and I went stating that's what it is. I 0:17:05.560 --> 0:17:11.840 went still crib and why this bitch ex knocking? Have 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:16.720 you had this experience? Oh so Luckily by the time 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:18.840 he came there, I would think I was I think 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:21.640 was already done sucking. Everything went over with. But then 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:24.840 the girl was with her brother was dead, and the 0:17:24.880 --> 0:17:27.320 crib it was in her house. Whatever the guy come. 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:29.399 Her brother is like a fucking major. He trying to 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:33.200 stop the dude. I'm like, I'm just me, I just 0:17:33.000 --> 0:17:38.560 I just quiet like these man be when when a 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:41.679 woman always a man always says with somebody with a 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:47.959 big dick, there was a big dick sensor all there 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:52.240 had learns a man. So it happened to me too. 0:17:52.280 --> 0:18:03.800 So there's average obviously a regular dick. Sense I always 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:05.440 tell I always tell my fus like, I ain't got 0:18:05.440 --> 0:18:07.240 no big dig I ain't gonna little bit my dig 0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:10.280 Like I think like the Clippers, like I can get 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:12.600 you in the playoffs, but I can't win no title. 0:18:14.760 --> 0:18:17.720 And we can't beat the Lakers with this dick. But 0:18:17.840 --> 0:18:19.399 I could beat there, I could beat the Wizards with that. 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:27.440 You got the Clippers dick. It's a fisher. When I 0:18:27.480 --> 0:18:30.679 suck out my Patreon pages. Now live my weekly Titty 0:18:30.720 --> 0:18:35.280 Tuesday and Thursdays movie exclusively the Patreon, where they no 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:38.159 longer be sensed up by the social media companies. I 0:18:38.160 --> 0:18:42.280 would also be sharing Dully updates plus show announcements here. 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:51.240 First see you on Patreon, mother, suwus Man, How is 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:53.399 your story? What happened to your You have coming to 0:18:53.400 --> 0:18:56.880 the house after this? Dude literally knocked on that door 0:18:57.200 --> 0:19:00.879 all night, bro, and she didn't Yeah, she didn't open 0:19:00.960 --> 0:19:04.720 it and I didn't move and uh yeah, So I 0:19:04.760 --> 0:19:07.199 just stated in the until he eventually he left. He's 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:16.359 knocked on that so dangerous. Man got sty not ready, 0:19:16.600 --> 0:19:18.960 We're ready, We're ready all the time. Did you see 0:19:18.960 --> 0:19:26.880 the last gest I did? I did and I applaud y'all. Okay, 0:19:26.960 --> 0:19:30.000 so here's what happened. One of my exes that I 0:19:30.040 --> 0:19:34.120 had a restraining order on already I had moved on, bro. 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:42.120 I'm sorry, why did you just pulled that out the air? Okay, look, 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:45.800 so one of my exes, he might have been in 0:19:45.840 --> 0:19:49.080 the industry. We're not going to name next. Okay, here 0:19:49.080 --> 0:19:53.359 we go. Anyway, I had a restraining order. He was 0:19:53.400 --> 0:19:59.040 supposed to be away from me. Our relationship was like, 0:19:59.200 --> 0:20:01.760 I've never been on your show before. My kids say, 0:20:01.800 --> 0:20:04.320 as much as I would like, whatever you want on 0:20:04.320 --> 0:20:11.359 this show, this is uh either way, Yeah, I know 0:20:11.440 --> 0:20:14.760 it's not, but I would. It'll probably blow the lid. 0:20:14.800 --> 0:20:19.960 I'm move a little different, Okay. Um, Anyway, I woke 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:22.720 up he had stalked me at an event earlier. He 0:20:22.800 --> 0:20:26.119 told my phone, I didn't know that. Yeah, Okay, So 0:20:26.200 --> 0:20:28.679 by that night, my new dude that I was already with, 0:20:28.840 --> 0:20:32.199 I've been separated from this dude with the separation and 0:20:32.000 --> 0:20:34.600 and and uh and and the you know what I'm 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:40.000 talking about, the what is it called the restraining order? 0:20:41.240 --> 0:20:43.640 The restrain order, and so he knew not to come 0:20:43.640 --> 0:20:46.359 around anyway. By that night he had broken into my 0:20:46.400 --> 0:20:50.600 apartment with a screwdriver. And I woke up to him 0:20:50.840 --> 0:20:55.560 being actually strangled by my new dude because my me 0:20:55.560 --> 0:20:57.960 and my new dude just had you know, we we 0:20:57.960 --> 0:21:02.200 were just had intimate evening. Okay, there we go. And 0:21:02.240 --> 0:21:08.520 so I woke up to him being and choking him 0:21:08.560 --> 0:21:14.440 out as this was was your new dude choking? You're older? 0:21:14.600 --> 0:21:16.879 Was he still was he still? Was? He still naked 0:21:16.880 --> 0:21:20.199 when he was choking? So you got choked out by 0:21:20.359 --> 0:21:25.840 naked dude. That sucks him. I was trying to save 0:21:25.920 --> 0:21:32.640 him from the embarrassment. But then with it, I'm like, brook, 0:21:32.760 --> 0:21:34.919 I wouldn't even been feeling the arm around my necklace, 0:21:35.200 --> 0:21:38.560 dick on my back had twig and berries. You had 0:21:38.600 --> 0:21:46.399 twigging berries up like this. Wow, So what happened to 0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:48.840 your old dude? He left the screw driver in the door? 0:21:49.920 --> 0:21:52.359 Oh no, he was already in the house, and we 0:21:52.480 --> 0:21:55.720 told him that he would have another situation with the 0:21:55.720 --> 0:21:58.200 cops if he didn't leave. And then, you know, he 0:21:58.280 --> 0:22:00.199 talked this a little ship and he ran away, and 0:22:00.200 --> 0:22:02.360 then the helicopters I heard above, and then I got 0:22:02.359 --> 0:22:06.120 another restraining order the next day. But yeah, I woke 0:22:06.200 --> 0:22:10.800 up to the twig and berries. Damn. Luckily there was 0:22:10.840 --> 0:22:13.280 no gun on knives because no, he said he was. 0:22:13.359 --> 0:22:14.880 He said he was going to kill us. He said 0:22:14.920 --> 0:22:18.639 he had some ship. So back to the Yeah, that 0:22:18.760 --> 0:22:21.600 guy that the last two weeks ago. Remember I told 0:22:21.600 --> 0:22:25.240 you the Tony Montana impersonator, the best one in the world. Yeah, 0:22:25.240 --> 0:22:28.200 this guy, he's a he's a social media guy, the 0:22:28.240 --> 0:22:34.120 best impersonates. Yeah, he does it on I like millions. 0:22:34.280 --> 0:22:37.359 This guy killed his wife because she was right, she 0:22:37.440 --> 0:22:40.159 was with another man, because I guess they already have 0:22:40.280 --> 0:22:44.840 restraining order too. But don's don't work. He put it, 0:22:44.920 --> 0:22:49.040 he put a recording, a live recording on the on 0:22:49.040 --> 0:22:51.800 your daughter phone or something to hear it. It couldn't 0:22:51.840 --> 0:22:56.439 take it, hena the whole house. So shot her in 0:22:56.480 --> 0:23:01.919 the head. You know, so did The wife said you 0:23:01.920 --> 0:23:10.920 want to fuck me? Tony. Yeah. It was like he's 0:23:10.960 --> 0:23:14.280 such a good he was the best one in the world. Damn, 0:23:14.480 --> 0:23:17.760 it's so sad. Yeah, he was like, you guys searching 0:23:19.560 --> 0:23:24.040 domestic violence is crazy, man, you know, I mean, all 0:23:24.080 --> 0:23:27.840 these losing guys, all these listen, motherfucker, move on. It's 0:23:29.600 --> 0:23:34.760 move on stopping alright, Go go find another woman, Go 0:23:35.000 --> 0:23:42.000 kill somebody else, like we're supposed to be none violence. 0:23:44.720 --> 0:23:51.040 Don't care people kill pussy. See, I'm okay with that. 0:23:51.880 --> 0:23:53.360 I'm gonna make a T shirt with that one. Don't 0:23:53.359 --> 0:24:00.480 feel people kill God. It's secure, man. I mean, you 0:24:00.840 --> 0:24:05.840 broke up, move on life, Just go on later, be worthy, 0:24:05.960 --> 0:24:08.680 bro A lot of people, a lot of men are 0:24:08.720 --> 0:24:12.160 not as like just move right. They're just not They're 0:24:12.160 --> 0:24:15.960 not as fortunate if they're famous, the rich, not just men. 0:24:16.000 --> 0:24:18.240 They could beat women too, but people need to move 0:24:18.240 --> 0:24:20.920 the funk on. We need to heal and move the fun. 0:24:21.560 --> 0:24:26.240 Sometimes love, you know, it's not always love. Sometimes st obsession, 0:24:26.960 --> 0:24:32.080 it's infatuationing. Yes, it's all those elements that aren't even 0:24:32.160 --> 0:24:36.080 love sometimes and they get you psycho and you're doing 0:24:36.160 --> 0:24:38.960 things that you shouldn't be doing. And then you realize 0:24:39.000 --> 0:24:41.720 after the fact, you know what I'm saying, because you're 0:24:41.800 --> 0:24:44.440 in your emotions, like sometimes people don't even know they're 0:24:44.680 --> 0:24:48.240 wrapped up in That's why it's not always good to 0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:50.440 date with a good pussy, because that's how you don't 0:24:50.440 --> 0:24:56.000 want to leave you right right, Yeah, that's true. Some 0:24:56.000 --> 0:24:59.040 crazy I have some crazy bitches in my life. I 0:24:59.160 --> 0:25:03.639 have one took took the Red Eye from l A 0:25:03.840 --> 0:25:06.240 and showed up at my door at seven am, bust 0:25:06.240 --> 0:25:09.600 through the door and with her girlfriend trying to beat 0:25:09.680 --> 0:25:12.080 up the girl. I was in the room, wait beat 0:25:12.119 --> 0:25:14.680 her up. She showed up. She showed up and showed 0:25:14.760 --> 0:25:17.720 up trying to beat up you know. But I'm the 0:25:17.800 --> 0:25:19.520 type I'm playing around, you know. I mean, my best 0:25:19.520 --> 0:25:23.280 friend is no one one motherfuck called the cops and 0:25:23.320 --> 0:25:26.520 that bitch want to jail. Then I build that out 0:25:26.560 --> 0:25:29.600 and I on that night, I didn't help the cause 0:25:31.440 --> 0:25:37.719 showed up that name kids again. Yeah, that's true story. 0:25:38.680 --> 0:25:46.679 The first two on the first one. Two girlfriends that 0:25:46.800 --> 0:25:49.720 beat up boys. I'm in there too. I have a 0:25:49.800 --> 0:25:53.960 lot of nine one one calls every time I call 0:25:54.080 --> 0:25:57.480 it like, yeah, no, I just I just called it 0:25:57.640 --> 0:26:00.199 like I'm just reporting an accident. I'm getting beat up. 0:26:01.200 --> 0:26:04.520 Yeah no, I got beat up before. But my ex girlfriends. Yeah, 0:26:05.000 --> 0:26:07.720 do you know me? I mean, well we have you know, 0:26:07.880 --> 0:26:11.280 since we're talking about um, since we're talking about hate 0:26:11.280 --> 0:26:15.240 me me. And she said, listen, we're talking about women 0:26:15.280 --> 0:26:18.199 with good pussy with crazy men with training orders. Have 0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:20.760 you had any bad experience with men? Come come back, 0:26:20.800 --> 0:26:22.920 come and join us. I want to hear. I want 0:26:22.920 --> 0:26:28.679