Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. What's up Mother Soccer's Welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: of Mother Soccer Podcast. I'm your host, Michael blacks and
Speaker 1: I'm never alone. I almost joke on my own uh bit.
Speaker 1: I was trying to talk like you my kid. That's
Speaker 1: not happening. Hello, everyone whoever is listening. This might be
Speaker 1: the last episode, I don't know, or maybe the next
Speaker 1: to the last. I don't know. How are you feeling, man?
Speaker 1: How's everything? Oh? I'm feeling good, Michael Blackson. How's the family?
Speaker 1: They're good? You know their word. They want to eat someplace,
Speaker 1: but you know everywhere you fucking go right now, you're
Speaker 1: gotta have a voxine card. But he is, how do
Speaker 1: you get in? You know? I showed them my past
Speaker 1: through child support bill actually work. The Invascination car looks
Speaker 1: like a parking parking ticket out or child support bill
Speaker 1: look more like just give them your parking ticket like
Speaker 1: they of Los Angeles City, Los Angeles Parking Department. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it also looked like a parking ticket to Yeah, that
Speaker 1: could just and when you just got half of it.
Speaker 1: The Invascination, the actual Invascination. If you live in California,
Speaker 1: you should know this. Every restaurant before you go to
Speaker 1: they want to see your car. They won't let you win,
Speaker 1: but you could just didn't really given by seeing a card.
Speaker 1: They're just trying to just do that. You can show
Speaker 1: them any fucking thing. Yeah, you're right, you can show
Speaker 1: them like your brust to kid. Yeah, anything would go.
Speaker 1: Just anything with that says a city of Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: Maybe anything that just says nineteen. You don't gotta be
Speaker 1: COVID ninety. It would be like anything with a signature.
Speaker 1: So like a fucking traffic violation ticket. I went to
Speaker 1: the breakfast and the old lady, she's like in her
Speaker 1: early thousands. She wasn't she wasn't one serving us. You know,
Speaker 1: she's like your cart. I just showed up and she's
Speaker 1: come in. I'm like this blowing bitch game and see nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't care. That's not the right to be investigating
Speaker 1: what you got on your phone. It's I mean, I
Speaker 1: think it's a shame that they are. You know, they
Speaker 1: won't let you in the restaurant if you're not vascinated.
Speaker 1: Don't you think it's a shame it? I mean, how
Speaker 1: many how many people are losing how many business are
Speaker 1: being lost? Becau. That's why they don't care, Michael Blocks
Speaker 1: and you can show them anything. I think. If you're
Speaker 1: not vascinated, you just gotta beat that. She's sit in
Speaker 1: a nonvascination section. That's you know what sitting, and y'all
Speaker 1: just all cough from each other, you know, put and
Speaker 1: put the vascinated people, separate them. Man. So maybe I
Speaker 1: don't have plan and it air planes to be nonvascination
Speaker 1: on the left, vascinating on the right, you know, and
Speaker 1: then we let people in Urblin without vaccination. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: well last time you've been on the plane, Chinese best
Speaker 1: friend out co But like, yes they let you on.
Speaker 1: You gotta keep a mask on, whether you vascinated or not.
Speaker 1: You gotta keep yours. That new mandatory now that you
Speaker 1: gotta be vaccinated to fly. No, No, that's a lot.
Speaker 1: They would never do that. The airlines will refuse for
Speaker 1: that to happen. Airline will lose money because you can't
Speaker 1: get fucking Aaron Rodgers on the plane. Kyrie Irwin, Then
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do? You're right what I'm saying. I've
Speaker 1: just sended you to have a section for everything. It's
Speaker 1: like fascinating section nonfascinated. Everybody in the back of the
Speaker 1: bus nonfascinated, like slavery all over again. Yeah, dr Fun,
Speaker 1: if you're listening, listen to this man, listen to me.
Speaker 1: You know, stop making. If you're gonna make people get vascinated,
Speaker 1: don't make them wear of fucking mask. Then let let
Speaker 1: me free, let it breathe. Yeah, because I know if
Speaker 1: you if you vascinated and you got well mask, Like,
Speaker 1: what was the purpose of me getting vascinated? Mike tired
Speaker 1: of freaking taking an over wearing a mask? You know,
Speaker 1: I'm tired of going at grocery store wearing a mask again.
Speaker 1: You like Cete face. Well, I mean, obviously we all
Speaker 1: know COVID is real, is out there. You know those
Speaker 1: who think on touchaboard, they got touched like Aaron Rodgers
Speaker 1: and everybody else. So it is what it is, is
Speaker 1: what it is. But you know, Fun, COVID funk all
Speaker 1: that bullshit. I got special special guests in the house today.
Speaker 1: Oh who you got, Michael? I have. Donna is like
Speaker 1: a choreographer, dance stuff, video fixing. She's done it all.
Speaker 1: She's been dancing for so many groups, She's been on
Speaker 1: so many music videos, she's in the building today, Donna.
Speaker 1: Come on, Donna, welcome to the show. Bring you drink,
Speaker 1: Sit right next to me and my next guest. Un
Speaker 1: You know, I always I'm always happy when I bring
Speaker 1: guys on the show that I've known for like over
Speaker 1: twenty years. With comedy, we are like one big family
Speaker 1: comedians are. We don't really have real beef. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, like rappers have beef, singers something like that.
Speaker 1: Comedians would never have. We always love each other because
Speaker 1: we know that grunted. We know what it takes to
Speaker 1: get to that next level. And we've all been through that.
Speaker 1: And this guy has definitely been there. I mean his
Speaker 1: stadium was Big Sean and he lost ways Big Sean.
Speaker 1: No more Sean is in the building. Come on, Brandon
Speaker 1: kim In. I thought there was a big little show
Speaker 1: you know that ain't Sean. You know, It's like you
Speaker 1: got these these like comedians. It's a lot of funny comedians,
Speaker 1: like funniest happen They just never blew up. Sean was
Speaker 1: one of them. Niggas likes fu never blew up. But
Speaker 1: he's a hell ofver. He wrote on a lot of
Speaker 1: TV shows. Sometimes you know what we all have different calling.
Speaker 1: We'll get we wanna get big something. Well like he hits.
Speaker 1: He's a great probably want best stet up comics out there.
Speaker 1: But he gonna make his money prid from being a
Speaker 1: writer on a TV show Move You or something like that.
Speaker 1: He's that brilliant, Like he's one of the comedians that
Speaker 1: if you write a movie, Okay, I wrote this movie,
Speaker 1: all right, now, I need this movie to be funny.
Speaker 1: I'll give it a Sean, and Sean will make it funny.
Speaker 1: Put a stank on the thun, put a stank on
Speaker 1: the thing, you know what I mean? Yeah, them, you know.
Speaker 1: But ladies, at first, let's get with telling. Tell me
Speaker 1: about yourself, like you know, oh ship okay, um, alright.
Speaker 1: So I've been in the industry my whole life. When
Speaker 1: my mom birthed me, I was already tap dancing and
Speaker 1: doing everything else. My family has been in the industry
Speaker 1: a hundred years. My grandfather has a a star on
Speaker 1: the Walk of Fame for Yeah. His his name is
Speaker 1: Eddie Rochester Anderson, and he want to do comedian. He
Speaker 1: was one of the original. He's one of the first
Speaker 1: original black comedians in Hollywood that started everything. Wait before
Speaker 1: oh before um any black actor. He was the first
Speaker 1: black male actor. UM that started. Like to this day,
Speaker 1: Denzel still talks about him. Um So he's got like
Speaker 1: eighty nine credits on IMDb and etcetera. He's been gone
Speaker 1: with the winds. No, he was old at the time
Speaker 1: and then by the time he passed away, I think
Speaker 1: in the in the seventies. He was in his eighties,
Speaker 1: but he was popping at forty. You know how it happens.
Speaker 1: It happens when when he died trying to him Hollywood,
Speaker 1: do get this happening now, you know, because you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, I don't think so, because my family
Speaker 1: was fighting for his name to be on there properly.
Speaker 1: They didn't even put his name on their properly. I'm
Speaker 1: planning to just get a shovel. I just foundful a
Speaker 1: shovel from home deeper. Don't have to pay. We also
Speaker 1: do we also do landscaping and construction in the middle
Speaker 1: of the night. Michael Blocks No, no, that Michael no
Speaker 1: funk that ship. We gotta we gotta coda sack and
Speaker 1: my grandfather's name still to this day, and yeah, on Hollywood,
Speaker 1: it's on Hollywood. I just found it nice. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: some cute lass ship. All right. So you you you've
Speaker 1: been dancing for Yeah, for everybody from everybody from Chris Brown,
Speaker 1: Missy Elliott Usher starting all their videos as their so ushers.
Speaker 1: Yeah video, I'm the lead girl, Chris Brown's Running, I'm
Speaker 1: the lead girl. Um. I've started on all the major
Speaker 1: UM Award shows. I've hosted on MTV for comedy with
Speaker 1: UM Your Mama, True TV three seasons. I've done comedy.
Speaker 1: So I do a little, you know, I do live everything.
Speaker 1: What would you say was your favorite music video? My favorite?
Speaker 1: Everybody always asked me that. Um, even till this day
Speaker 1: and I have I'm still doing music videos by the way, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's still probably the Chris Brown video, which the Running
Speaker 1: video was his first video. I was, I was, I
Speaker 1: was his lead girl. Yeah, I would say that because
Speaker 1: we were also peaceful even. Yeah, some of the dancers,
Speaker 1: one of them was my best friend. She's she's the
Speaker 1: godmother of my child. Like we're all still like tapped in,
Speaker 1: Like it was very different when we we all linked
Speaker 1: up for that. I know my favorite video, I know
Speaker 1: my favorite dance video, touch no no No, that's O
Speaker 1: Marion and I used to day I went to high
Speaker 1: school to Marian and Kay and Chris Stokes. Yes, we
Speaker 1: went to HGH school together. But he Chris Stokes told
Speaker 1: me that that video was based on us doing the
Speaker 1: other the year video. Yeah, that's my favorite, but touch
Speaker 1: Yeah do you expecting a visitor? Well you got one? Baby?
Speaker 1: Oh Q too? Hey girl, hey me me? Maybe she
Speaker 1: got Are you gonna war army good clothes today? Wow? Um? Beautiful? Do? Um?
Speaker 1: So Chris Brown? Was he probably your favorite of all
Speaker 1: of our audit people you probably dance for I mean
Speaker 1: that's only because you did his furs? Was that was
Speaker 1: his first video? Was that only video did for him?
Speaker 1: Was this first? And then I did an Award show
Speaker 1: as his lead as well? Um uh? At this point,
Speaker 1: I've have you? Have you any of them? Why does
Speaker 1: every want to know when you have sex? Good? I
Speaker 1: try to keep the I try to keep this ship
Speaker 1: on lock. You know. Yeah, sexual, I'm sure if women
Speaker 1: are doing way more than we would, we weren't allowed
Speaker 1: to be moving that way back then. We will be
Speaker 1: blackballed if we even like flirted in the director knew
Speaker 1: or the label knew like and our money was in
Speaker 1: for videos. We was getting large money to be flown
Speaker 1: out in et cetera for videos and not to do that.
Speaker 1: The flow down we got fluid falls in love. I'm saying, yes,
Speaker 1: falls in love all the time. I'm saying, I mean
Speaker 1: the dances. If you did you have a tour with them? Yes,
Speaker 1: a lot of people. Yeah, Okaye doesn't mean to me,
Speaker 1: you'll only roll together. You danced in front of you know,
Speaker 1: people do get to know each other and things happen. No,
Speaker 1: things do happen. I know some scenarios with some people.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. You know there's they they
Speaker 1: said that of the affairs happened at work. But look
Speaker 1: correct talking that's the homeboy. Yeah, and then they have
Speaker 1: a movie together with like they fell in love with that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to I used to dance for Jello,
Speaker 1: but working together who what's what? Female singer fell up
Speaker 1: with her dad wasn't jo Yes she did, but because
Speaker 1: she had what's his name back in the day, um
Speaker 1: after after did it? She did what's his name jay
Speaker 1: something to the choreographer. No, no, no, there was a
Speaker 1: guy ballhead after him. And then she not too long ago,
Speaker 1: was with Casper and and that's the girls. She really
Speaker 1: likes being dead. He didn't know both sides when he
Speaker 1: crossed the street and a big truck crushed his head.
Speaker 1: That's that's that's the lyrics. The lyric, that's a that's
Speaker 1: some comedian's lyrics. I thought that was yours because I
Speaker 1: never heard Casper the friendly goes he really likes being dead.
Speaker 1: He didn't look both ways when he crossed the street
Speaker 1: and a big truck crushed his head. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Is that what is the real lyrics? This's the only
Speaker 1: one I don't know other than the first one that
Speaker 1: might be the real one. Mike. I figured out how
Speaker 1: I can blow up like you. I need a Chinese
Speaker 1: best friend. The website I can go to are you Chinese?
Speaker 1: Chinese best friend? Chinese best friend, but he's Filipino. I
Speaker 1: just come are you You're not Chinese? Filipino bas Chinese?
Speaker 1: But I told my self I'm gonna call you Chinese
Speaker 1: because Chinese is more popular. They have like and they
Speaker 1: found out that China doesn't have access to Instagram. Oh
Speaker 1: ship if it would have been Filipino. Basically, I think
Speaker 1: like hundred million followers. Michael Black, We're gonna find your jail.
Speaker 1: Just go to Chinatown. Man, just just find it. I'm
Speaker 1: going to China and look for a Filipino best friend.
Speaker 1: You don't have to do that. You go to southern California,
Speaker 1: you go to the South Side by my hood. We
Speaker 1: all they all Filipino. It don't even matter. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: where you live? Carson Oh yeah, Carson City, Yeah, Philip,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah. So me and me and Sean go
Speaker 1: way back way. What's the funniest thing you remember about us? Okay,
Speaker 1: I remember this one time we had a show in
Speaker 1: North Carolina. Me you Darren, you know, DS, you can
Speaker 1: tell the story. DS. It was Cocob Brown, I think
Speaker 1: it was on the show, and I forget who else was.
Speaker 1: So after the show, this way before Michael was engaged.
Speaker 1: You know, this is like two thousands three. So d
Speaker 1: S and uh, Mike somehow they got in the saving.
Speaker 1: But they had two groupies that took back to the hotel. Right, So,
Speaker 1: so d S tells me the story. He said, they
Speaker 1: in the room, the lights out, and d some on
Speaker 1: one bed and Mike and other bed with other girl
Speaker 1: and said, DS, all he heard was the girl and
Speaker 1: Mike bear and say, goddamn girl, come and look at this. Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: And she said her friend came over to say ship.
Speaker 1: She said, she said, you want some of that. She's like, no,
Speaker 1: I'll just stay over here with him. Holy Corp. Michael blocks.
Speaker 1: So I did that. That was a funny ship. I
Speaker 1: wasn't in there. I just got to what happen. You
Speaker 1: got to, you know, to find them out. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think going on the road back then, like well
Speaker 1: we I mean, this is this is for the day
Speaker 1: while I'm making five show, wasn't making much in twos
Speaker 1: and three, Michael blacks on and so we like we
Speaker 1: find Like I remember one time I didn't want to
Speaker 1: spend I wasn't making up money. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: spend a night in my you know, I didn't want
Speaker 1: to pay for hotel. Because we travel so much. We
Speaker 1: have friends everywhere. We pretty much have a girl almost
Speaker 1: every If I want any city, I could call boy.
Speaker 1: I ain't me going from meeting no niggers. We got
Speaker 1: bitches every city. Even if when I could go any city,
Speaker 1: I could look look up that city every code and
Speaker 1: call a girl. And so I remember one time I
Speaker 1: went to Atlanta. Was is one chick, bad, thick, tall
Speaker 1: bitch and I went stating that's what it is. I
Speaker 1: went still crib and why this bitch ex knocking? Have
Speaker 1: you had this experience? Oh so Luckily by the time
Speaker 1: he came there, I would think I was I think
Speaker 1: was already done sucking. Everything went over with. But then
Speaker 1: the girl was with her brother was dead, and the
Speaker 1: crib it was in her house. Whatever the guy come.
Speaker 1: Her brother is like a fucking major. He trying to
Speaker 1: stop the dude. I'm like, I'm just me, I just
Speaker 1: I just quiet like these man be when when a
Speaker 1: woman always a man always says with somebody with a
Speaker 1: big dick, there was a big dick sensor all there
Speaker 1: had learns a man. So it happened to me too.
Speaker 1: So there's average obviously a regular dick. Sense I always
Speaker 1: tell I always tell my fus like, I ain't got
Speaker 1: no big dig I ain't gonna little bit my dig
Speaker 1: Like I think like the Clippers, like I can get
Speaker 1: you in the playoffs, but I can't win no title.
Speaker 1: And we can't beat the Lakers with this dick. But
Speaker 1: I could beat there, I could beat the Wizards with that.
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Speaker 1: First see you on Patreon, mother, suwus Man, How is
Speaker 1: your story? What happened to your You have coming to
Speaker 1: the house after this? Dude literally knocked on that door
Speaker 1: all night, bro, and she didn't Yeah, she didn't open
Speaker 1: it and I didn't move and uh yeah, So I
Speaker 1: just stated in the until he eventually he left. He's
Speaker 1: knocked on that so dangerous. Man got sty not ready,
Speaker 1: We're ready, We're ready all the time. Did you see
Speaker 1: the last gest I did? I did and I applaud y'all. Okay,
Speaker 1: so here's what happened. One of my exes that I
Speaker 1: had a restraining order on already I had moved on, bro.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, why did you just pulled that out the air? Okay, look,
Speaker 1: so one of my exes, he might have been in
Speaker 1: the industry. We're not going to name next. Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. Anyway, I had a restraining order. He was
Speaker 1: supposed to be away from me. Our relationship was like,
Speaker 1: I've never been on your show before. My kids say,
Speaker 1: as much as I would like, whatever you want on
Speaker 1: this show, this is uh either way, Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: it's not, but I would. It'll probably blow the lid.
Speaker 1: I'm move a little different, Okay. Um, Anyway, I woke
Speaker 1: up he had stalked me at an event earlier. He
Speaker 1: told my phone, I didn't know that. Yeah, Okay, So
Speaker 1: by that night, my new dude that I was already with,
Speaker 1: I've been separated from this dude with the separation and
Speaker 1: and and uh and and the you know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about, the what is it called the restraining order?
Speaker 1: The restrain order, and so he knew not to come
Speaker 1: around anyway. By that night he had broken into my
Speaker 1: apartment with a screwdriver. And I woke up to him
Speaker 1: being actually strangled by my new dude because my me
Speaker 1: and my new dude just had you know, we we
Speaker 1: were just had intimate evening. Okay, there we go. And
Speaker 1: so I woke up to him being and choking him
Speaker 1: out as this was was your new dude choking? You're older?
Speaker 1: Was he still was he still? Was? He still naked
Speaker 1: when he was choking? So you got choked out by
Speaker 1: naked dude. That sucks him. I was trying to save
Speaker 1: him from the embarrassment. But then with it, I'm like, brook,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even been feeling the arm around my necklace,
Speaker 1: dick on my back had twig and berries. You had
Speaker 1: twigging berries up like this. Wow, So what happened to
Speaker 1: your old dude? He left the screw driver in the door?
Speaker 1: Oh no, he was already in the house, and we
Speaker 1: told him that he would have another situation with the
Speaker 1: cops if he didn't leave. And then, you know, he
Speaker 1: talked this a little ship and he ran away, and
Speaker 1: then the helicopters I heard above, and then I got
Speaker 1: another restraining order the next day. But yeah, I woke
Speaker 1: up to the twig and berries. Damn. Luckily there was
Speaker 1: no gun on knives because no, he said he was.
Speaker 1: He said he was going to kill us. He said
Speaker 1: he had some ship. So back to the Yeah, that
Speaker 1: guy that the last two weeks ago. Remember I told
Speaker 1: you the Tony Montana impersonator, the best one in the world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy, he's a he's a social media guy, the
Speaker 1: best impersonates. Yeah, he does it on I like millions.
Speaker 1: This guy killed his wife because she was right, she
Speaker 1: was with another man, because I guess they already have
Speaker 1: restraining order too. But don's don't work. He put it,
Speaker 1: he put a recording, a live recording on the on
Speaker 1: your daughter phone or something to hear it. It couldn't
Speaker 1: take it, hena the whole house. So shot her in
Speaker 1: the head. You know, so did The wife said you
Speaker 1: want to fuck me? Tony. Yeah. It was like he's
Speaker 1: such a good he was the best one in the world. Damn,
Speaker 1: it's so sad. Yeah, he was like, you guys searching
Speaker 1: domestic violence is crazy, man, you know, I mean, all
Speaker 1: these losing guys, all these listen, motherfucker, move on. It's
Speaker 1: move on stopping alright, Go go find another woman, Go
Speaker 1: kill somebody else, like we're supposed to be none violence.
Speaker 1: Don't care people kill pussy. See, I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a T shirt with that one. Don't
Speaker 1: feel people kill God. It's secure, man. I mean, you
Speaker 1: broke up, move on life, Just go on later, be worthy,
Speaker 1: bro A lot of people, a lot of men are
Speaker 1: not as like just move right. They're just not They're
Speaker 1: not as fortunate if they're famous, the rich, not just men.
Speaker 1: They could beat women too, but people need to move
Speaker 1: the funk on. We need to heal and move the fun.
Speaker 1: Sometimes love, you know, it's not always love. Sometimes st obsession,
Speaker 1: it's infatuationing. Yes, it's all those elements that aren't even
Speaker 1: love sometimes and they get you psycho and you're doing
Speaker 1: things that you shouldn't be doing. And then you realize
Speaker 1: after the fact, you know what I'm saying, because you're
Speaker 1: in your emotions, like sometimes people don't even know they're
Speaker 1: wrapped up in That's why it's not always good to
Speaker 1: date with a good pussy, because that's how you don't
Speaker 1: want to leave you right right, Yeah, that's true. Some
Speaker 1: crazy I have some crazy bitches in my life. I
Speaker 1: have one took took the Red Eye from l A
Speaker 1: and showed up at my door at seven am, bust
Speaker 1: through the door and with her girlfriend trying to beat
Speaker 1: up the girl. I was in the room, wait beat
Speaker 1: her up. She showed up. She showed up and showed
Speaker 1: up trying to beat up you know. But I'm the
Speaker 1: type I'm playing around, you know. I mean, my best
Speaker 1: friend is no one one motherfuck called the cops and
Speaker 1: that bitch want to jail. Then I build that out
Speaker 1: and I on that night, I didn't help the cause
Speaker 1: showed up that name kids again. Yeah, that's true story.
Speaker 1: The first two on the first one. Two girlfriends that
Speaker 1: beat up boys. I'm in there too. I have a
Speaker 1: lot of nine one one calls every time I call
Speaker 1: it like, yeah, no, I just I just called it
Speaker 1: like I'm just reporting an accident. I'm getting beat up.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I got beat up before. But my ex girlfriends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you know me? I mean, well we have you know,
Speaker 1: since we're talking about um, since we're talking about hate
Speaker 1: me me. And she said, listen, we're talking about women
Speaker 1: with good pussy with crazy men with training orders. Have
Speaker 1: you had any bad experience with men? Come come back,
Speaker 1: come and join us. I want to hear. I want
Speaker 1: to hear. Yeah, come on, he has good pussy. Come
Speaker 1: on the show. Pussy, good pussy, Come on the show.
Speaker 1: Do y'all have good pussy? All right? And yeah, you
Speaker 1: sit right here, shared the mike, put the mic in
Speaker 1: the middle between. Alright, so we're talking about you know,
Speaker 1: obsessed man obsessed men and women and women out there
Speaker 1: that you know men with long ding dongs and that
Speaker 1: you know men now they're in a pussy and sucking
Speaker 1: a couchie and doing that giving the long dick. Women
Speaker 1: go crazy too, so it's not just crazy man going
Speaker 1: about good pussy is crazy women going after men with
Speaker 1: good tumbos. Have you had experienced me me with like
Speaker 1: a stalker or maybe like no, well no, a man
Speaker 1: that like pussy whipped and you broke up with him
Speaker 1: and he just want to take not from answer he's
Speaker 1: stalking you are or you have an experienced where you
Speaker 1: would have man and as somebody else not going to
Speaker 1: do it first, Well, welcome your new stalker. So maybe
Speaker 1: I need to s crazy for the anybody ever going crazy? Crazy?
Speaker 1: Actually over a nice day? Crazy? All right, tell us
Speaker 1: about what happened. He gonna restrain it. What you caught
Speaker 1: the cops on you? What are you do? Not? Really?
Speaker 1: One time I think I was younger and he found
Speaker 1: me in its parking loft or you're gonna parking? Are
Speaker 1: you crazy? He found me in his parking lot and
Speaker 1: then he was like, you didn't want to talk to
Speaker 1: me anymore. But I was with him for four years,
Speaker 1: so he didn't want you. I didn't trust them anymore.
Speaker 1: So I was on my final exam and then I
Speaker 1: left because he normally comes to me before I go
Speaker 1: to school. He didn't come, so I took a bass
Speaker 1: all the way forty five minutes away from where I left,
Speaker 1: and I managed to get into his parking garage. I
Speaker 1: was living a note. He was right behind me, and
Speaker 1: and he didn't see me for two weeks. I was
Speaker 1: so heart broken, so he was hiding in abacious. How
Speaker 1: about you any any you have any good dick experience
Speaker 1: or any bad or good pussy experience, meaning like you
Speaker 1: are you weren't crazy with us or guys dick? I mean,
Speaker 1: I had someone give me money for like ten years,
Speaker 1: and I've ever stuck with him, So that's that's called stupid.
Speaker 1: Did you send that pictures? That's called stupid. Man. You
Speaker 1: didn't have to say for ten years? What did you do?
Speaker 1: Write a book? Don't send money. She needs to write
Speaker 1: a book. Ten years. Yes, and you didn't get him
Speaker 1: a pussy, not even a picture, not even a picture?
Speaker 1: What did you do? I don't believe what I said
Speaker 1: to him for real. I had someone broke my heart before,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I made him fall in love and basically yeah,
Speaker 1: he's been Did you give him head nothing? They never
Speaker 1: met Michael Block like that, you know what saw him?
Speaker 1: I saw him yet, Chinese best friend saying, China never
Speaker 1: had sex with him. He would come at the strip clubs,
Speaker 1: spend his money and then I would say tomorrow. But
Speaker 1: for ten years you never had sex. Oh god, Oh
Speaker 1: he must be married and you didn't send him naked?
Speaker 1: You see him a thing. I would dance for him,
Speaker 1: but the whole time you'd be like touching my books
Speaker 1: and be like, you know, I love you. One day
Speaker 1: I marry you. I love you too. That's you think
Speaker 1: that was fair to that poor guy. He took this
Speaker 1: guy's money and he is scared. How much money did
Speaker 1: you gave me in ten years? Over like a hundred thousand?
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like a thousands a month. He works like
Speaker 1: out of sea and stuff, so he's always working like
Speaker 1: four or five months out of year, like in the boats. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: I send them pictures on my face and like what
Speaker 1: am I doing and stuff like that. You know, I
Speaker 1: don't think he's a guy. He's just Oh I think
Speaker 1: I might have sent him. He sent him? How did
Speaker 1: it he did? He fell to this day in the boats.
Speaker 1: He still he's still still along shoreman right, now, right now,
Speaker 1: ten years later. But going back, she's the best, going
Speaker 1: back to the eating't think I think we talked about this.
Speaker 1: I said, when a guy really eats it pussy really good,
Speaker 1: usually he has a small dick, or he doesn't know
Speaker 1: how to funk, or he comes quick. It's rare that
Speaker 1: you get a guy that have good time. And I
Speaker 1: had the best and everything, and yeah, I'm pretty good
Speaker 1: at both those. I cannot say that it's true or
Speaker 1: he comes fast or well, that might be them. But
Speaker 1: when you find both at the same time, and that's
Speaker 1: why you hold on to them tightly, holdemistry. When they
Speaker 1: said you gotta pick good dig up, is that what
Speaker 1: they say. It's not all for the dick, you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes it's more more than that. You gotta make it.
Speaker 1: You gotta make me life too. You know. Have ever
Speaker 1: been with someone you really don't like but you like
Speaker 1: the sex. Oh? Yeah, what I said the other day,
Speaker 1: I said, Yeah, if it's a red flag, I'll still
Speaker 1: sit on it. Though. The best sex I've ever had
Speaker 1: in my life is a girl. I wouldn't even spend
Speaker 1: the night with her. No, I just didn't like it.
Speaker 1: It's incredible. I just didn't like her like that. I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I understand that I can't, but I just would not
Speaker 1: even if you get even if you've got a good stroke,
Speaker 1: I'm just if I'm not vibing. It's not the sexual kid.
Speaker 1: Somebody don't like h you like her? I'm an actress.
Speaker 1: I kiss like that for me. Nothing, ship girl, I'll
Speaker 1: be in the video life. Hey daddy girl, I don't
Speaker 1: be ship in real life. Oh I thought those were
Speaker 1: real after what you just saw last episode stopping the truth?
Speaker 1: You know, women, Chinese best friend? Anything about you? Those
Speaker 1: talking not even Chinese Filipino Chinese best friend? I know,
Speaker 1: but I'm talking at this is before. Yeah, yeah, Chinese
Speaker 1: sounds better. I still love it though, but you're you're Filipino? Right?
Speaker 1: Is that what we thirty? Okay? We do want this percentages? Okay,
Speaker 1: I did my ancestry dot com. Yeah okay, So what
Speaker 1: do you have something to say? What was the question?
Speaker 1: Good pussy? Oh no, no, not good pussy. My dicks
Speaker 1: like a rattlesnake. Rattlesnake. It shakes. It might not be
Speaker 1: like eighteen feet long, but so that it is a true,
Speaker 1: Ladies that most Brooknnigas have the best um said, this
Speaker 1: is a crazy They just come with good pussy. There's
Speaker 1: a Brookman with no cars coming better dick. Is that true?
Speaker 1: From what I heard? As Brookman way in shape than
Speaker 1: the guys with money? Can I spend so much time
Speaker 1: in the gym, don't go to work? So what do
Speaker 1: you prefer? Ladies good dick, no money, terrible dick, plenty
Speaker 1: of money, and one good dick and good money together.
Speaker 1: I can't, motherfucker, you can have all together. That's why
Speaker 1: I'm still such any uggly guy with money? Is there looking? Yeah? Style,
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Speaker 1: thanks in here. I just won't get a relihip. I
Speaker 1: won't get ahip. Yeah, there's no point and having one.
Speaker 1: And that's the key to everything. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: work having a fair now. You know, back then it
Speaker 1: was fun. But you get a little older, you're sleeping
Speaker 1: on your eyes open. Who's gonna be texting with this
Speaker 1: middle that? All your phones off? Like, that's a lot
Speaker 1: of work. You could die early. That's what I'm like.
Speaker 1: You don't want the mess. I'm done with the court.
Speaker 1: In the car when it's car plet and you see
Speaker 1: people you're like, yeah, I want to give you head
Speaker 1: daddy or something, you're like, wait, that's what y'all done? Like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't get that kind of thing. Change the name, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you say, okay, so hers pizza hut? Do you
Speaker 1: have a secret name? No? It was not me. I
Speaker 1: was like that happens. I mean, like a lot of
Speaker 1: time when you're cheating, you just replaced the people you play.
Speaker 1: The names with restaurants. I have been out the restaurant,
Speaker 1: or your or your family member's name, you know, like
Speaker 1: you want, but yeah, don't don't place a girl name
Speaker 1: with a guy's name. You do your girl. He's sucking
Speaker 1: John now he about to go suck Peter about to Papa.
Speaker 1: John must be old school because I'm just so straightforward
Speaker 1: like Nicka. You're not like nick this is the one.
Speaker 1: I'm the thing not just be honest, man, I am like,
Speaker 1: but I also don't really dobody. I called someone one
Speaker 1: time and I say, hey, John, why is your wife
Speaker 1: called on with me? I said, I'm not John A
Speaker 1: Mimi somebody changing your name on my boo was like,
Speaker 1: who did? And then I we thought about it. So
Speaker 1: this person was missing one night, so they went his
Speaker 1: her daughter, the lady he was dating. Her daughter went
Speaker 1: to his eye cloud changed my name to John as
Speaker 1: the celebrity. So he was like, I said this Meemi.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, who's not Mimi's to send a picture?
Speaker 1: I said, I send a picture? Holy should they change everybody,
Speaker 1: every single name to the female names on my phone
Speaker 1: to a different man name because he was missing one night?
Speaker 1: So she called my best friend asked, because I designed
Speaker 1: close and she was like, hey, can I get Mimi's number?
Speaker 1: She said why, she said, I'm going to have him
Speaker 1: make me something. So they went to his phone, his
Speaker 1: stuff and changed my name. He's the best, but he's
Speaker 1: just no, he's just a friend. He's old enough to
Speaker 1: be my friend. A story like four years ago, when
Speaker 1: you said that your ex girlfriend changed blocked all the Yeah,
Speaker 1: she went in. She went in my She hacked in
Speaker 1: my phone and blocked all the bitches on that I food,
Speaker 1: and they changed all the females numbers in my phone.
Speaker 1: So I can't even call these bitches anymore. My ex
Speaker 1: did that. She went hack in my phone, blocked every girl,
Speaker 1: every girl in my phone, and named people named naming
Speaker 1: people who she naming people den somebody your girlfriend doubters.
Speaker 1: I one would change my name her daughter his daughter.
Speaker 1: When somebody named it Drake, just friend. She said, yeah,
Speaker 1: you said, yeah it is yeah girlfriend out will change
Speaker 1: my name to John his girlfriend's daughter. That's what he said.
Speaker 1: I'm in the mid Yeah that guy is still pardon
Speaker 1: it was night, Mr g. Yeah, party everywhere that tennis. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love Dannis. He's a sweetheart. But the girl who
Speaker 1: was with She even knows me. I would with him
Speaker 1: for Christmas, and oh my lord, any girls around him.
Speaker 1: So I was one of the bigges things. We got.
Speaker 1: Chan called John. Oh lord, he was like, why did
Speaker 1: they change your name? John Drake? Daddy looked like super
Speaker 1: married brothers. Yeah, you got the biggest Luigio Mario. Alright,
Speaker 1: think about the mustache that addresses like he'sass piper. Well
Speaker 1: he's from Memphis. That's pimping and Memphis old school. Shout
Speaker 1: out to Mr. What is it going price for pussy anybody? Now?
Speaker 1: I don't know, we don't know how much going for now.
Speaker 1: I don't know about pussy, but I know about somebody else.
Speaker 1: And and and they can't go for three fifty. Oh
Speaker 1: we didn't know. It's the dude and it's going for
Speaker 1: three fifty. And you wouldn't even think he's doing that.
Speaker 1: But he's a famous he's a famous guy charging three
Speaker 1: guys charge for dick right to women? Who pays for
Speaker 1: that for pussy? But pussy? Hey, no, nobody's gonna bust
Speaker 1: on me. Well not know anyway, Oh shut, he had
Speaker 1: questions for you travel maker. Well that's kind of cheap.
Speaker 1: We're going for three fifty only. I never about best.
Speaker 1: What would you charge? Uh? What would you charge? Charge?
Speaker 1: How much we charge some prices? Right? How much? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How much do you charge? Michael Blocks? And if if
Speaker 1: everything shut down because of that, starts selling that, yeah?
Speaker 1: Probably I mean you okay, Mike ther lateiest one know
Speaker 1: what comes with five thou dollars? Yeah? The best thirteen
Speaker 1: minutes of that. I I wish you, bitch, would your
Speaker 1: child to be five. But you're staying for a month,
Speaker 1: all right. You were doing he was washing dishes, doing
Speaker 1: laundry on all type of ship. It probably depends on
Speaker 1: what you are employed, you know, like comedy. You know
Speaker 1: what Smody call you for a gig? But first to me,
Speaker 1: like how big is the venue? Right? I can't charge
Speaker 1: anybody the same price? You know what I mean? Rihanna
Speaker 1: want to I have like fifty tho we're talking about
Speaker 1: goddamn the chick. I didn't make it from Destiny Child,
Speaker 1: which they wanted fair and Fairy called me five hundred.
Speaker 1: You know, everybody the same money I want With comedy,
Speaker 1: we when we started, we went all the money, right,
Speaker 1: That's how it was, like I care this place was
Speaker 1: five hundred seats. I need this amount of money. It
Speaker 1: was two on the seats. Okay, I take five hundred
Speaker 1: dollars a thousand seats. I need twelve hundred dollars. You
Speaker 1: know That's how it was back then. The same thing
Speaker 1: with it. If I'm gonna set my dick, I gotta
Speaker 1: I gotta go by what I know that special at
Speaker 1: this point, like you just gotta be. But when you
Speaker 1: when you're broke, you gotta get all money. If it's
Speaker 1: a homeless, big job like fifty bucks, crackhead. You know, honey,
Speaker 1: you got on you, then I gotta go right back
Speaker 1: to Rihanna get my Yeah, but you can't tell. But
Speaker 1: you can't tell nobody that you did it because that
Speaker 1: was you can't tell Like I just I just pay
Speaker 1: down on a right. You know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: don't respect what's your boyfriend? Roy? I'm sorry, he said.
Speaker 1: Okay you to our comedians, what's the worst thing ever
Speaker 1: happened to you? Guys when you're on stage? Like backstage
Speaker 1: groupies love no No, We talked about that. We talked
Speaker 1: about you missed a groupie love part? Well, uh stage.
Speaker 1: One time I did a military base and I haven't
Speaker 1: been on stage for two minutes. I just basically saying, Hey,
Speaker 1: how y'all doing, And somebody hit me in the face
Speaker 1: with a napkin with a way I didn't even I
Speaker 1: wasn't even bombing, just might just through a fucking nap
Speaker 1: and he'd be in the face, and nobody in the
Speaker 1: cry would say who it was? Who then do that
Speaker 1: nap Nobody didn't want to snitch what happens and what
Speaker 1: happens in the Navy stage. I was so pissed. But
Speaker 1: you know what happened to me. It was it was
Speaker 1: late nineties, I think like early two thousand. My Dennis
Speaker 1: Rodman was like really hot at that time, and you
Speaker 1: know he had a blonde head, right, And there was
Speaker 1: a girl in the front row I call her Denis Rodman,
Speaker 1: and the bitch poured her drink on me, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that was my early years. I've had how to do.
Speaker 1: I said, it's not part of the show, thank you,
Speaker 1: good night, and I left. They was towards the end
Speaker 1: of the show, like I think I'm giving him a
Speaker 1: good fifteen minutes by that. So, yeah, she poured a
Speaker 1: drink on me that I was talking to k UP
Speaker 1: today and we had to reminisce. But we was We
Speaker 1: was a nunch Nashville doing the show and some dudes
Speaker 1: heckling us and we're going back and forth and he
Speaker 1: threw he threw someone else and hit us, and I
Speaker 1: was like, what the look through? But it was a
Speaker 1: lot of money he do like he do, like a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars up there, Like you want to get hit
Speaker 1: by anything. If you ever want to get hit, you
Speaker 1: want to get some throw some money here. Disrespect me, yeah,
Speaker 1: we do. We took the Money's gonna hit me with
Speaker 1: I'm taking Yeah, yeah, we took that ship. What disrespect? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you you're gonna disrespect me, disrespect me the thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I mean, ladies have been having sex and like what's
Speaker 1: more dispect it happened doing sex? You think like somebody
Speaker 1: ever like like just excellent stairs on the stairs. He's
Speaker 1: working on the stairs, and what happened my building? Stairs? No,
Speaker 1: my sister just moved to Now, my sister just moved
Speaker 1: to me in Toronto from Ethiopia. So I was dating
Speaker 1: this guy, don't wanted to meet so I stay the stairs. Okay,
Speaker 1: So is this that's the house of apartment building? Building
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, your fucking neighbors poor people for in
Speaker 1: the morning. That's the reason why I don't walk my
Speaker 1: dog in the middle of the night. I don't want
Speaker 1: to see what's in that stairs in a committed relationship
Speaker 1: and ahead in the club, in the club, and first
Speaker 1: everybody wants me to be with I don't know, dumping him.
Speaker 1: So happened to club? Yeah, in the middle of no
Speaker 1: one saw it, v happy, No one knew that. How
Speaker 1: about you? Did you find out the stairs? Are you
Speaker 1: the plane where you happened that? She didn't, Mike, private
Speaker 1: was the most club that ain't crazy? That's sexy, that's private.
Speaker 1: You can't do that show, you can't do it. What
Speaker 1: was it on the hood? Having sex? Tearing more people?
Speaker 1: You fucking spirit? Now, that'd be adventure right there. Oh
Speaker 1: sho oh, yeah, that's what's sexy. I think I'm gonna
Speaker 1: dig something to play. I wanted picture its girl when
Speaker 1: it was Michael, why you want to catch your same
Speaker 1: top of my high school? Oh wait, she said, I
Speaker 1: had sex on top of my high school. What we
Speaker 1: went back graduated like it was nighttime, We like scillated
Speaker 1: and the top it was like I look at the
Speaker 1: moon Man, Mareal, Canada, mare Mantreal, Canada, Canada, Montreal, Canada. Okay,
Speaker 1: we just had sex on the roof. That's it. It
Speaker 1: was cool high school's roof. Yeah, at nighttime on top
Speaker 1: of my high school. It was a flat Did I
Speaker 1: mean you have you in high school? You wait at
Speaker 1: you in high school? You went back on high school?
Speaker 1: Oh that's all she went to school? What year was this?
Speaker 1: Was it after you graduated? Yeah? Of course it was
Speaker 1: like years after you know what these teachers the school.
Speaker 1: I was like, let's go there, like it was like
Speaker 1: your full moon. Wasn't your teacher? No? But I have
Speaker 1: one of my best friends. They were twins a kay
Speaker 1: and it was like an English teacher and the other
Speaker 1: one was I don't know what teacher, but whatever, math
Speaker 1: or something. And one of my friends she ended up
Speaker 1: with one of the twins. At our graduation. I was like,
Speaker 1: where are you going? Like I gotta leave, and she
Speaker 1: didn't want to tell me the She's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I sucked my math teacher today. Was like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: baby was no, no, it was not a baby. She
Speaker 1: just sucked teacher. Can't she count? She pass? She must
Speaker 1: not be she has fail. I never like I was
Speaker 1: a virgin. I was a virgin hard Yeah I was.
Speaker 1: I was a virgin high school. Yeah, I didn't get
Speaker 1: pussy after I got out, Yeah I was. I was
Speaker 1: damn in nineteen I was one of them guys that
Speaker 1: like I was a type of nigger that walked around
Speaker 1: with a condom in my wallet, like I was getting pussy.
Speaker 1: But you know, with me, I think my dick grew
Speaker 1: later because I wasn't type I was one of them.
Speaker 1: Please don't tell nobody, but I was listening. I put
Speaker 1: a socks in my parents in high school. Anybody did that?
Speaker 1: Like to make your dick look bigger? The same thing
Speaker 1: stuff earlier? Iris to stuff my my from my parents
Speaker 1: with socks? Did that? Eleventh grades? Commando over here? I
Speaker 1: don't like. I don't wear and I like it. You
Speaker 1: don't like. I forgot they were in there until you
Speaker 1: just miss Why don't I don't like my dick? Are
Speaker 1: you a Mandingo warrior? Now? Three legs? No? What would
Speaker 1: you call it? What do you call it? What's the
Speaker 1: name for it? My dick peak in high school? In
Speaker 1: high school? Yours? After I jerked off a lot after
Speaker 1: high school. So situation we probably help. That can't be
Speaker 1: real ship. If that was the case, I don't have
Speaker 1: a long wait a minute, no time out though, because
Speaker 1: you know they got the little pumps and stuff and
Speaker 1: it strokes it and makes it plump. So I can
Speaker 1: believe that if you do enough of what you were
Speaker 1: talking about, then you're buying a sax store now like
Speaker 1: a jail those on your thing see and it's soft
Speaker 1: and makes it like look at her hand, look at
Speaker 1: her hand, look at it's a fishing. When I suck
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Speaker 1: some funny ship I just heard. Please, okay, ladies, I
Speaker 1: know y'all all. Y'all have the Falcon eyelashes. Now I
Speaker 1: heard I called the Falcons congratulates to the braves man
Speaker 1: world champions, World champions. That's right, well not originally, but
Speaker 1: you know he's the choice. Originally yea fans suffer. Well, hey,
Speaker 1: you got hey, Detroit red Wings was good and back
Speaker 1: in the day, you know, we're right next to Canada weekend.
Speaker 1: Not to go to Canada every weekend. M it's not
Speaker 1: too late. Maybe reconnect and then it cost them. Always
Speaker 1: what you guys don't have to drive anywhere? Are you sitting?
Speaker 1: I just I shouldn't start dating. I'll have a shot woman.
Speaker 1: So okay, what do you guys were talking about? Like, uh,
Speaker 1: two parties said there's no clubs in Detroit. They're going
Speaker 1: through my suitcase and everything, and we see I see
Speaker 1: one of my friends has a toy in the corner bag.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the funk? This is embarrassing. She said,
Speaker 1: you were the one with a boyfriend. I need this
Speaker 1: because we'll be staying in one room. Yea the greater
Speaker 1: And what you say? I heard that that back in
Speaker 1: the day when like girls used to wear eyelashes to
Speaker 1: keep coming out of their eys, like well, that's the
Speaker 1: old yeah, that is the old school nineteen twenties, nineteen thirties,
Speaker 1: to keep coming out of no giving like like well
Speaker 1: not not saying, not nothing against women, but that's what
Speaker 1: the prosters are wearing to keep to keep coming out
Speaker 1: of their eyes. I love my lashes. But the truth
Speaker 1: is in the nineteen thirties, the whole point with the
Speaker 1: flappers and all this ship, they said it was for
Speaker 1: the for the what is it called? You giving activity
Speaker 1: and you get you don't want to get. What's the
Speaker 1: house called? What's it called again? Wore house, the other house,
Speaker 1: the white house, not just but oh old own brothel broth, Yes,
Speaker 1: the brothel bitches. Yeah. I had the long lashes to
Speaker 1: keep the calm out their eyes. Never heard that before,
Speaker 1: say lashes, because you got the comb catches, you good catches, gotch.
Speaker 1: I got the national And then somebody came in my eyes.
Speaker 1: Let me get one of them. I want the big ones. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that one's good for my man, big loads, big lashes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I need these ones. I need the cup catches, three
Speaker 1: extra extra fashion ship, so the bigger eyelashes. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get the bigger one next time. Somebody come my page.
Speaker 1: Millions of dollars missed the whole weekend. I have pink
Speaker 1: lick eyes. Came me, I got pink. You didn't have
Speaker 1: comic like, this's not coming with that's what I say,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't say coming. I was like shut up
Speaker 1: my face. My whole eye was so My first speaking,
Speaker 1: she said, she said, he came in the e in
Speaker 1: the chicken pink. But I thought, you can come on,
Speaker 1: we can they give you pink from coming. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. And you can't. She might have rushed, you
Speaker 1: might have rubbed it in her hand, was dirty or something. Eat,
Speaker 1: that's your burn. He you got packed boyfriend. You don't
Speaker 1: just come in the eye and then get pink girl.
Speaker 1: He had. He got a disease as in Disney. Try
Speaker 1: that tonight when you go home. No, I will not
Speaker 1: because I'm celebrating. Oh I ain't come. Nobody coming the
Speaker 1: eyes right out. I'm just saying that somebody, and you
Speaker 1: know Mama. Mama is a free nasty But I'm not
Speaker 1: doing things right now. I know. I'm just saying. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying I'm being there. I'm just trying to be clear.
Speaker 1: I just want to I just want to be clear.
Speaker 1: I just want to be clear. He came me I
Speaker 1: and then got pink guy. Yeah, okay, yeah, think I
Speaker 1: like pink. I I but my eye was super red
Speaker 1: and I splashed it. It got worse, but it was pink,
Speaker 1: not from it. Had she had these, she's not straight.
Speaker 1: You gonna suck a dick, put some shades off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you, I'm a gentleman. I'm gonna let you know.
Speaker 1: I would let you know it's about to happen inside
Speaker 1: my mouth, not in my eye, girl, all over your
Speaker 1: face and your hair. If you're really doing it right, girl,
Speaker 1: do it all? What do you mean if that's your
Speaker 1: nick girl all everything? What do you mean? What do
Speaker 1: you mean? Just one place to make me ask that question,
Speaker 1: he asked, strawberries might ever come in your eye? In
Speaker 1: your eye before? If I had anyone come before in
Speaker 1: less than five minutes? Yes, somebody coming your before the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got video on my only fan, just only fan.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, I do I do on my only fans.
Speaker 1: But she says she's in. She says it's on her
Speaker 1: only fans. It's on her only fans, is what she's saying.
Speaker 1: That five minutes. It's recorded. It's recorded that he came
Speaker 1: in five minutes in her eyes only. Right, We're going
Speaker 1: to go to your only fans, and yeah, we might
Speaker 1: need to. I've never been only who's got the log in?
Speaker 1: Can we venture and see that? I want to see
Speaker 1: do you have only you have only fans. You don't
Speaker 1: they asked me for it, but I haven't. You should
Speaker 1: trying good money. I hear that. That's what they asked
Speaker 1: me for the dancing part. I barely just got a
Speaker 1: Netflix account. The only fans I gotta, I gotta, I
Speaker 1: gott a theater between something with the gift card. If
Speaker 1: you're gonna checked at the house. I was wondering why
Speaker 1: people I'm following me, and I said, what happened? They said, no,
Speaker 1: I just run out of money, my gift card money.
Speaker 1: The wives would be checking. They put money in a
Speaker 1: gift card. I just I don't understand. I guess I
Speaker 1: don't know. If I'm gonna, I just I would go
Speaker 1: watch porn. I don't understand. Like, so, what's the differences.
Speaker 1: It's not everything sucks, So that's what they're asking for me.
Speaker 1: That just personally, I know on my end what people
Speaker 1: are asking of me when they want only fans. It's
Speaker 1: not even that. But it's just like like he said,
Speaker 1: dance and do all the other stuff. Everybody has their choice.
Speaker 1: There are people that are definitely that I know personally
Speaker 1: getting it there. Sorry right now, Okay, Like horry men,
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about I'm talking about men horry right
Speaker 1: now personally. But there's a lot going on. Um, you
Speaker 1: don't have to do that, friends, what if you're confident
Speaker 1: doing learned today that if you're gonna stuck her dick,
Speaker 1: put on some goggles. Oh no, Mike, they come cutcher
Speaker 1: say yeah, the eyelashes are the comb cutch. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: is too? Is my flavor saver? Like this? There's no man,
Speaker 1: I can't grow that. Don't her accident? Do it again?
Speaker 1: I said, how about you catch her with your mouth
Speaker 1: like this? There's no mess. I like her, That's what
Speaker 1: she said. But she didn't get that night. He didn't
Speaker 1: warn her that night's catcher. It must I like when
Speaker 1: you say it too here, no need to buy him
Speaker 1: this week in the morning on outside. So, Mr comedian,
Speaker 1: what a man? Whose only friends? Are you going to
Speaker 1: subscribe today? There's only two here. I've never been on
Speaker 1: only friends. I don't know a credit card. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm being she She's like rush, I'll take rush
Speaker 1: cards they take, No, they take You're gonna give him?
Speaker 1: You give me twenty dollars, I get eighteen fifteen? Right? WHOA?
Speaker 1: I should probably join you I should probably day on
Speaker 1: only fans she made on the first day? What did
Speaker 1: she do on the page? We don't post anything to
Speaker 1: so what happened with What happened with that? When they
Speaker 1: were going to supposed to ban uh sex videos? Oh no,
Speaker 1: that was like twenty four hours. That was a publicity start.
Speaker 1: They couldn't do it because they would make more money
Speaker 1: with models than they thought that they were going to
Speaker 1: just use it for celebrities and stuff. So we made
Speaker 1: them what they want, what they are now. So if
Speaker 1: they leave us, there was a lot of ups coming
Speaker 1: up with the same thing like them, so they mind.
Speaker 1: They went back to us, So you can let your
Speaker 1: bust it open now. So a day I was like,
Speaker 1: is she cute? You don't know her? Chelsea made well,
Speaker 1: congratulations to her. I hope she suck a lot of digging. No,
Speaker 1: I hope nothing coming in her eyes, Kitchen, that's wonderful.
Speaker 1: On the conversation, I meane only like three. Maybe you
Speaker 1: know what, maybe if one day when my career is over,
Speaker 1: I would give it a shot. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do on there, but what would what
Speaker 1: would you do? I'm actually interested? What would you do?
Speaker 1: As well. Right now, I'm I'm a royal model. I'm
Speaker 1: building a school, so I can't really discuss what what
Speaker 1: you would do? What I would do? Yes, when that
Speaker 1: time comes in my life, I would figure it out.
Speaker 1: Then you wouldn't be in the like a speedo. No,
Speaker 1: no speed it. There's a lot of baby oil involved.
Speaker 1: You can do video. You got pretty fat. Learned a
Speaker 1: lot today, Michael blocks and I think all the cameras
Speaker 1: are running out of battery. It's like a day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's get anybody Instagram so you could follow us. MEMI,
Speaker 1: what's yours? Mimi z one meet me? Head gets long
Speaker 1: every day? Today I got I had. I had a
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Speaker 1: mustard baby singles shown? Shan is single? Right, ladies, if
Speaker 1: you be looking for a guy, that's funny, But then
Speaker 1: it made it. What's not yet? Mike? He's about to
Speaker 1: after this show? Well he's funny. What Detroit is close
Speaker 1: to Canadates and now he maybe he might not be single?
Speaker 1: I live here too, so we might be neighbors. Now, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: her milk. He just goes, all right, I've been rejected.
Speaker 1: If you can't find me, it's just you think jam
Speaker 1: French JA like Jessica E S S I T H.
Speaker 1: I see he really talking about Scott Strawberry Meal. What's
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Speaker 1: best friend his best friend, Michael. You guys don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be your friend and that People
Speaker 1: ask me, what's your Instagram Chinese best friend? How do
Speaker 1: you spell it? Like you? Well? Thank you for joining
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