Speaker 1: Rooking jewels second dat day. The only people that I've
Speaker 1: ever met on Xbox Live are thirteen year olds. You
Speaker 1: talked to me after they completely own me at whatever
Speaker 1: game I'm playing. Get off Xbox old man, you suck.
Speaker 1: It's a little bit desonant. The guy on the phone
Speaker 1: today for a second day update, his name is Oscar.
Speaker 1: He actually met the girl that he wants to call
Speaker 1: playing Xbox Live. Yeah, awesome, Hey, what's up, Oscar? How
Speaker 1: are you? I'm good? How are you guys doing good? So?
Speaker 1: How do you meet somebody on Xbox Live that's not
Speaker 1: like just like a little punk who tells you suck
Speaker 1: at playing Call of Duty? I was impressed. It was
Speaker 1: I was actually playing Medal of Honor okay, which is
Speaker 1: kind of close to Call of Duty. And you don't
Speaker 1: get a lot of ladies on there. Yeah I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't even know really what you guys are talking
Speaker 1: about right now, to be honest. Yeah, I mean it's
Speaker 1: you know, you get to play pretty much in tandem.
Speaker 1: You know, you get to play with other people on
Speaker 1: lock okay, and you don't really get to see them
Speaker 1: much aside from, you know, the profile they create. How
Speaker 1: did you know it was a female, that was it?
Speaker 1: Just the user name popped up. You're like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: a cute user name. I heard her voice in my
Speaker 1: headset and she sounded really cute, and I don't know,
Speaker 1: Maya sounds like a cute girls name. So you can
Speaker 1: actually talk to people. I'm sorry, I'm kind of an
Speaker 1: idiot with this stuff. I'm not even kidding, but everyone
Speaker 1: you can talk to this It's not just like instant messaging.
Speaker 1: No you cana no no no no. And you know,
Speaker 1: I refer to myself as a geek, not a nerd.
Speaker 1: There's big difference. Apparently, Yeah, geeks can talk to girls.
Speaker 1: We just like geeky things. Okay, so what kind of
Speaker 1: geeky things are you into? Oh, I'm into all sorts
Speaker 1: of gy I like, well, obviously video games, you know
Speaker 1: I like that, and also I like role playing games,
Speaker 1: all sorts of stuff. Okay, before we get any further,
Speaker 1: please tell me you guys actually went on a date
Speaker 1: and you're just talking online on Xbox. Wasn't what you
Speaker 1: consider it a date? Oh? Like, like I said, I
Speaker 1: got some skills, I can talk to girls. But yeah,
Speaker 1: we totally went on a date. Where'd you guys, go
Speaker 1: when you went out? We went out to dinner. You know,
Speaker 1: it was not too fancy, but nice enough, okay, I
Speaker 1: mean I didn't want to didn't want to be intimidating
Speaker 1: and break up, you know, the giant steakhouse or anything
Speaker 1: like that. And I didn't know if she was vegetarian.
Speaker 1: So what was that like? Meeting her in person for
Speaker 1: the first time? It was great? I mean, she was
Speaker 1: super cute, had kind of like a pixish haircut, which
Speaker 1: I liked, a short hair. Okay, were you really nervous?
Speaker 1: Not really nervous. I mean I've been on dates before,
Speaker 1: but you know she was. She was pretty cute, so
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I wouldn't say I was nervous, but I
Speaker 1: was pretty stoked and also a little I didn't want
Speaker 1: to mess it up. How did the day go? Then?
Speaker 1: Did you guys have a good time? And yeah? And great?
Speaker 1: Like the chemistry was there? She mentioned she plays D
Speaker 1: and D which was an instant turn one dragon. All right,
Speaker 1: so she's into all the same stuff you are. Then, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean she mentioned that she's a twelfth level health
Speaker 1: No way, Oh man, you marry that girl. Put a
Speaker 1: ring on it. I don't know if you guys play
Speaker 1: or not, but to get to the twelfth level, you
Speaker 1: need to be invested in the game. You're not just
Speaker 1: a casual user, you know. Yeah, game, I feel like
Speaker 1: you do. Man, every time I meet like a second
Speaker 1: level and like, get out of here and waste my
Speaker 1: time with you. Yeah. No, I freaked out when she
Speaker 1: mentioned that she was like a twelfth level elf. That
Speaker 1: that's like what in the industry of gaming, like, that's
Speaker 1: known as a unicorn, like a girl. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got a unicorn here, Like, I was very impressed
Speaker 1: I play. So if she's a twelfth level elf, what
Speaker 1: are you? I'm a fifteenth level necromancer? Oh? Is that?
Speaker 1: Does that mean that you hook up with dead people?
Speaker 1: Necro It's kind of like a dark wizard. Oh, who
Speaker 1: sleeps with dead people? I gotta get into this game.
Speaker 1: I haven't played it ever, but it sounds really interesting
Speaker 1: to me. Now, I think you'd like it. It's fun.
Speaker 1: Did you impress her by telling about your necrophilia? There's
Speaker 1: Joe sleeping with zombies or anything like that? Okay, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I think she was impressed that I played. And again,
Speaker 1: and you know, the higher level the more gears you've
Speaker 1: got invested. I think got rested her a little bit.
Speaker 1: You guys sound like a geeky matchmate in Heaven to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, it was really good. The conversation flowed pretty well.
Speaker 1: And yeah, we didn't just talk about gaming the whole time. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, we talked about other stuff. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: was very comfortable. I actually the part where she said
Speaker 1: that she's a high level else is the part where
Speaker 1: I felt like I almost blew it, because I did
Speaker 1: forget a little bit. So how did the date end? Well,
Speaker 1: she said she had gotten dropped off by a friend
Speaker 1: but neither to ride home, which I thought was, oh,
Speaker 1: that's a good sign. Yeah, and so of course I
Speaker 1: said yes, And you know, we got through a house
Speaker 1: and kind of sat in the parking lot for a while,
Speaker 1: talking for another ten fifteen minutes, and then uh walk
Speaker 1: her to the door, and I kind of got the
Speaker 1: quick hug was a little disappointing a little I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm not didn't want to be presumptuous, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was hoping for a little bit more than a hug. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought she set you up for a kiss just
Speaker 1: because of the ride home and the talk in the car.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, I thought if she wasn't interested in
Speaker 1: would have been a quick okay, this is my stop,
Speaker 1: how you go? But you know, we talked there for
Speaker 1: a while and I don't know it just since then,
Speaker 1: I kind of feel like I got the brush off
Speaker 1: a little bit, like she's not online as much. I mean,
Speaker 1: she didn't straight disappear. Right. Do you guys talk at
Speaker 1: all the day? If you texted with her, phone calls anything.
Speaker 1: I've texted with her, but I also don't want to
Speaker 1: be like a psycho stalker guy. But she she's texting
Speaker 1: me back. But it's been a little cool. You know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you think she's dating a lot?
Speaker 1: I mean, at twelfth level cute elf, I would assume
Speaker 1: would have a lot of options out there. It's possible,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. I feel like I went from
Speaker 1: having this like you know, charm spell on her just
Speaker 1: suddenly I've got this ring of invisibility. It's just not now,
Speaker 1: have you straight up astard out again or you just
Speaker 1: think she's being kind of cold and distant? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I've asked her out again, but she always seems
Speaker 1: to be busy with something, Okay, and I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe she is. You know, she did mention that she's
Speaker 1: fairly busy. I just build like a brush off. I
Speaker 1: don't know. All right, Cool, Well we'll play a song, comeback,
Speaker 1: call her and get your second day update. Okay, awesome,
Speaker 1: I appreciate it, all right, brooking jubil in the morning. Alas,
Speaker 1: Welcome back to today's second date update, where we're attempting
Speaker 1: to vanquish the troll of loneliness who has reared his
Speaker 1: head yet again. On the line. We have Oscar, who
Speaker 1: is a fifteenth level necromancer, which I think means he's
Speaker 1: on an FBI watchless somewhere, and he's going to attempt
Speaker 1: to contact a fair maiden named Maya, who's a twelfth
Speaker 1: level elf. They met while playing Xbox Live and shared
Speaker 1: their love of dungeons and dragons on their first date.
Speaker 1: But now she's giving him year old brush off and
Speaker 1: we need to call her and find out why she's
Speaker 1: not calling her back. Are you about ready to go? Oscar? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I never asked you in the first part of this
Speaker 1: date update. Why do you think she's not calling you back?
Speaker 1: You think it's because you got too excited that she
Speaker 1: plays dungeons and dragons like you. I mean, maybe, yeah,
Speaker 1: I could have just come on maybe a little too strong,
Speaker 1: But again, I don't know. I felt like the chemistry
Speaker 1: was there. I didn't kind of scratch in my head.
Speaker 1: Is there something called too strong when you're talking about
Speaker 1: dungeons and dragons? Oh? Yeah there is? Well, Oscar, it
Speaker 1: has come time for your reckoning. We will get her
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out if the fair maiden
Speaker 1: Maya will be seeing your bow staff once for all.
Speaker 1: If everything works out right. You know, that's pretty uh,
Speaker 1: pretty inspiring music. I might actually play today. Good game.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna dialar phone of her right now
Speaker 1: and get her on the phone. Here we go. Huh Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Maya? Please? Is this hey, Maya?
Speaker 1: How are you? This is jew Bil from Brook and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning. That's a morning radio program. It's
Speaker 1: a radio show. Yes, how are you? I'm good? What's what?
Speaker 1: What can I do for you? Radio show? I'm calling
Speaker 1: you because a listener of ours recently emailed us about you,
Speaker 1: and he wanted us to get a hold of you
Speaker 1: because he thinks that you're brushing him off after you
Speaker 1: guys went on a date. Oh my god, I think
Speaker 1: I know what this is about. Do you really? I mean,
Speaker 1: I hope not. But who would that be? What's his name?
Speaker 1: Oscar Bingo? Oscar email us about you and he said
Speaker 1: that he really enjoyed going on your date, and he's
Speaker 1: been trying to get you to go out with him
Speaker 1: ever since, but you're always like, I'm busy or whatever. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: do you not want to go out with him again? Correct? Act? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know. I honestly, I can't believe
Speaker 1: he thought it would be wise to contact the radio
Speaker 1: station about this, but um, well, he said that he
Speaker 1: just likes you a lot. It's a thing we do
Speaker 1: on our show all the time called second date update.
Speaker 1: So let me ask you. Was it weird actually meeting
Speaker 1: a guy off of Xbox Live. I hadn't met anybody
Speaker 1: through xx live before, so I mean, like, I feel
Speaker 1: like it's just as weird as anything else. But you know,
Speaker 1: it was a public place. Yeah, you know, that wasn't
Speaker 1: what that wasn't the problem? Well, it's the problem. So
Speaker 1: he's dropping me off at the end of the night. We're,
Speaker 1: you know, in my parking lot of my building. And
Speaker 1: like just chatting and like honestly, like I'm feeling it
Speaker 1: and I'm kind of waiting for him to go in
Speaker 1: for a kiss. Right oh. Instead of that, he goes,
Speaker 1: I show you something right now. That's that's something that
Speaker 1: could go one of two ways on a first date,
Speaker 1: either or very very bad. Exactly what was it? He
Speaker 1: starts to take off his shirt. Yeah, I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: I couldn't make it up if I tried. Like, he
Speaker 1: starts to take off his shirt and then like who woa,
Speaker 1: whoa woa, whoa, whoa whoa not that kind of girl,
Speaker 1: Like what are you doing? And he's like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's cool, Like just trust like I'm not being creepy,
Speaker 1: like just trust me, and shows me on his arm
Speaker 1: this huge iron throne tattoo from Game of Thrones. Wow. Okay,
Speaker 1: so like that iconic Game of Thrones chair, the iron throne. Okay, cool, Like,
Speaker 1: why couldn't he just roll up his sleeve to show
Speaker 1: you an arm tattoo? Why did he have to get well, well,
Speaker 1: just you waits because that was just the tip of
Speaker 1: the iceberg. And then he shows me on his peck
Speaker 1: Gollum from Lord of the Ring the Okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: you turned off by the cliest character. Yeah, do you
Speaker 1: not think that's weird tattoo on someone's chest? I don't know.
Speaker 1: For most people, I would think it was weird. But
Speaker 1: we talked to him and he's the way he was
Speaker 1: talking about being in the dungeons and dragons and stuff.
Speaker 1: I could see him having a tattoo like that. Have
Speaker 1: you seen gallup? I have one of the ugliest faces.
Speaker 1: You're just saying, maybe you couldn't you want to make
Speaker 1: you know, eye contact with give about missionary with? I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, and then that's not even it. We're not
Speaker 1: even done there. Then he goes, oh, but wait, you
Speaker 1: haven't even seen the what did you say? Ps to resistance? Oh?
Speaker 1: What is that one? That is his entire back which
Speaker 1: is the entire cast of Harry Potter shot Harry Potter
Speaker 1: back guy. Yes, you may be familiar with the children's
Speaker 1: novel series, Harry. I'm a little familiar. Yeah, I've heard
Speaker 1: a thing or two about it, Yes, all over my
Speaker 1: dates back. So, yeah, I haven't called him back. I've
Speaker 1: been polite to him. I haven't completely bowed him off,
Speaker 1: but like I can't see getting frisky with Harry and understand.
Speaker 1: I mean, from his point of view, you're a girl
Speaker 1: who's like a twelfth level elf like he probably thought
Speaker 1: that you would be into all of those. I'm also
Speaker 1: a woman, okay, all right, So you just couldn't get
Speaker 1: down with all of the tattoos that he had the
Speaker 1: Harry Potter tattoo, the Game of Thrones tattoo, and the
Speaker 1: Lord of the Rings tattoo and busting them out on
Speaker 1: the first date. He maya thank you for being honest.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Now I feel like I have to
Speaker 1: be honest with you about something. Okay, Oscar is actually
Speaker 1: on the line listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? No, I'm not. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I had no idea that that was going to freak
Speaker 1: you out. I was sorry. I didn't mean to make
Speaker 1: fun of you on the radio. Well, behind fled, I
Speaker 1: could see how taking my shirt off in the car
Speaker 1: could have been weird. Well, and it's not only that,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like all the tattoos, like gallam on
Speaker 1: your peck, like that's a lot, that's a lot. Well,
Speaker 1: I do have a lot of tattoos that I felt
Speaker 1: like I don't know. We were having such a good rapport.
Speaker 1: I thought the game of throwing something Mike impress a
Speaker 1: little bit. I don't know, but I don't have just
Speaker 1: nerdy ones. I've got like a sword tattooed too. That's
Speaker 1: pretty bad. That's are you? Are you feeling insulted? Oscar?
Speaker 1: I know, like it seemed like you're really I don't know.
Speaker 1: The implication that the Harry Potter thing was creepy is
Speaker 1: a little weird to me, because we discussed the books,
Speaker 1: so I thought you'd be a little more. I mean,
Speaker 1: like reading the books and enjoying the books is different
Speaker 1: than like permanently putting the characters of the book books
Speaker 1: on your body. Yeah, I mean I thought you'd think
Speaker 1: that my dedication to all the stuff that we liked
Speaker 1: would be a turn on, you know, and it would
Speaker 1: show you that I'm not just some geeky guy, that
Speaker 1: I'm man enough to get you know, tattoos, and not
Speaker 1: just some some ogre. I mean, in hindsight, like busting
Speaker 1: out the tattoos is probably more of a second or
Speaker 1: third date move. But no, I actually I don't ever
Speaker 1: want to see those tattoos again. But Maya, you said
Speaker 1: that you really liked him at one point. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's only the tattoos that turn you off. It was
Speaker 1: a weird thing, you guys, you weren't there. Like the
Speaker 1: date was cool and I liked him, but like, long
Speaker 1: term down the road, there's no way I could date
Speaker 1: a guy with these kind of tattoos. Why don't get
Speaker 1: the feeling I'm going to spend my evening researching a
Speaker 1: race regrettable ruins, you know, mine, I don't really meet
Speaker 1: people like you, especially on Xbox fwives, and so I
Speaker 1: mean if I got rid of the gallumn one would
Speaker 1: that be you know, are you actually thinking that make
Speaker 1: a difference to you or or you know? I mean,
Speaker 1: I really like, we only went out one time, and
Speaker 1: I don't think you should change who you are for that. Okay,
Speaker 1: uh oh, I appreciate the thought, But like I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sure you're gonna find the girls who loves
Speaker 1: oh Man? All right, I know what that means? All right?
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Maya? Hey, Maya, we'll pay for a
Speaker 1: second date if you go out with him again. We
Speaker 1: won't pay for the tattoo removal, though, I mean, I
Speaker 1: think we could probably be great friends. I mean, we
Speaker 1: really did have a great lime and like, yeah, well, hey, Oscars,
Speaker 1: not a successful second date for you, man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna just figure up my step Honing
Speaker 1: texting at seven eight five nine two that says, Oh,
Speaker 1: he's seemed so sweet and nerdy, she should have given
Speaker 1: him a second chance. It's broken. Juwil in the morning
Speaker 1: talking about today's second date update, a guy named Oscar
Speaker 1: wanted to call someone named Maya to find out why
Speaker 1: she wasn't calling him back after their date. They met
Speaker 1: online playing games. They're big gamers and they bonded over that.
Speaker 1: But we got her on the phone and found out
Speaker 1: the reason she wasn't calling him back is because he's
Speaker 1: a little too into the fantasy world. He has tattoos
Speaker 1: of Gallum from Lord of the Rings. He has an
Speaker 1: entire Harry Potter tattoo on his back, all of the
Speaker 1: people from Harry Potter tattooed on his back, and she
Speaker 1: just couldn't imagine herself being intimate with the guy and
Speaker 1: having to look at Gallum's face, which I guess I
Speaker 1: can understand. Yeah, I mean on the face of it,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, it's kind of shallow. But I'm not
Speaker 1: the one that has to make eye contact with Harry
Speaker 1: Potter on him Daily Base. Yeah, every time you guys
Speaker 1: have to do stuff. If you want a second date update,
Speaker 1: just email the show and we will call the person
Speaker 1: who didn't call you back