Speaker 1: All right, the week year of Patriot? What did I do? Now?
Speaker 1: What We're No, We're just a mess. It's a mess.
Speaker 1: But that's that's the fun of it all. We vowed,
Speaker 1: yes we do. Uh. So I got a video here
Speaker 1: of bizarre matches courtesy of what Culture. Now. I don't
Speaker 1: know what matches are on this list, but what's a
Speaker 1: bizarre match to you? And what have you been in
Speaker 1: that is a little out there? Bizarre matches? Bizarre? I guess,
Speaker 1: like I guess matches that don't make sense, right or
Speaker 1: I'm guessing we're gonna go the stip route. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: if you want there. There have been like weird things
Speaker 1: in we w like. Uh one of the things I
Speaker 1: was involved in was when I was supposed to be
Speaker 1: the drunk GM and I played the you know, I
Speaker 1: carried the vacaba and we did a like a bunk
Speaker 1: house match where all the heels were we surrounded the
Speaker 1: ring and the two I don't even remember who wrestled. Uh.
Speaker 1: I can't remember who was in the inside, but the
Speaker 1: babyfaces I think out there were so many more babyfaces
Speaker 1: than heels. And I kept saying, I think Shannon was
Speaker 1: with me. I kept saying, there's like two of us
Speaker 1: and ten of them. This is the dumbest thing I've
Speaker 1: ever done. And like we were supposed to be drunk,
Speaker 1: so we were taking swigs of the bob. The dynamic
Speaker 1: was just off. It didn't make sense, the numbers weren't correct.
Speaker 1: It was just stupid. It was stupid booking. I didn't
Speaker 1: book it. You know, somebody else booked. It was just dumb.
Speaker 1: And you say to yourself, this is so stupid, Like
Speaker 1: why you're out there you're laughing your ass off and
Speaker 1: you're saying that I'm getting paid for this nonsense because
Speaker 1: it makes the thought, is it that, yeah, well whatever
Speaker 1: I'm getting paid for. This is their plan. Just do
Speaker 1: whatever they want. And we when we do certain spots
Speaker 1: on these and it's mostly the indie shows, it's really
Speaker 1: it really wasn't ECW or WWE because that kind of
Speaker 1: made sense. You're following the storyline or whatever when you
Speaker 1: do this indie stuff. Some of the things that you're
Speaker 1: doing out there are it's just it's mind blowing that
Speaker 1: you're even getting paid to be involved in such stupidity.
Speaker 1: I have to say it. But you take the money,
Speaker 1: you do it, and you leave it's an easy payday,
Speaker 1: you know. I think fans get riled up for talent,
Speaker 1: you know, like because the fans are so passionate about
Speaker 1: the product they want to see. Yes, I just sort
Speaker 1: of an example. We had a referee who was blind.
Speaker 1: His name was Stevie Wonderful. He was a black man.
Speaker 1: He wore the shades. Okay, blind referee. When he would
Speaker 1: pat the girls down, he would grab their breast, grab
Speaker 1: their ass, feel them up. Okay. And I remember I
Speaker 1: was involved in something and I told him if you
Speaker 1: lay a hand on me, I will kick you square
Speaker 1: in the nuts. Like, do not touch me as a shoot,
Speaker 1: as a shoot Okay, Now, I'm not letting this man
Speaker 1: fondle me like the girls were like you know, the strippers,
Speaker 1: And I'm just like touch me and die, don't touch me.
Speaker 1: And when he went to I grabbed this hand. I
Speaker 1: was like, bro, I told you, oh wow, get out
Speaker 1: of here. Oh yeah. But he's the blind referee, so
Speaker 1: he could get away with it. Funny, yes, ridiculous, absolutely, Okay.
Speaker 1: I would you have a blind referee. He can't see
Speaker 1: to make the counts. So what's the point. I think
Speaker 1: that is the point. The blind referee that's really well,
Speaker 1: it's ridiculous and it's it's you stand there and you go,
Speaker 1: who writes this ship? Well, I mean, you know, obviously
Speaker 1: over time, Vince Russo has been accused of bad all
Speaker 1: the time stipulation matches. But we talked about it with
Speaker 1: Mickey James last week when we had her on, and
Speaker 1: we'll talk about it again. I'm sure in the future
Speaker 1: it's probably due for another watch along, just because it's
Speaker 1: been like two years since we watched it. But the
Speaker 1: Laingerie Battle Royal, I mean, it's stipulations like that that
Speaker 1: on paper fans maybe more modern fans get pissed off
Speaker 1: about it, but you look at it, you go, well,
Speaker 1: what can you do in this match? And it's bizarre,
Speaker 1: just like what we're talking about with these other matches
Speaker 1: in the video. That match was weird because, like Mickey said,
Speaker 1: there was no direction. We weren't told anything. They had
Speaker 1: the girls come in the ring and they were just
Speaker 1: like pair off with someone and do your thing. And
Speaker 1: then you know Kathy Dingham who was BB and WWE,
Speaker 1: she was Barbara Bush and she was I forget what
Speaker 1: was her name, I don't even remember, but she was
Speaker 1: the winner. You know she had to go over, so
Speaker 1: let's get her to go over. And that was it.
Speaker 1: No one told us anything. There was nothing to follow,
Speaker 1: so everybody was just like, we didn't know. Once a
Speaker 1: girl left, the other girl was clueless because none of
Speaker 1: the girls were really wrestlers. Like there was a handful
Speaker 1: of us that were in the business that understood, but
Speaker 1: the rest of them were dancers or cheerleaders or something.
Speaker 1: So if their partner got eliminated, because we all paired
Speaker 1: a they were like a deer and headlath, who do
Speaker 1: I go with? So you see somebody standing by the sow,
Speaker 1: you go over there and you knock them out and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, why are you beating me up? Well,
Speaker 1: that's what you do here, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: No direction whatsoever. It was a mess. It was a
Speaker 1: hot mess. So you should have agented that Metsch, shouldn't you,
Speaker 1: because you were the vet. I well, I if I
Speaker 1: saw somebody by themselves, I was just trying to incorporate them,
Speaker 1: and you know, you whisper in their ear. Okay, just
Speaker 1: stay with me, because that's what I did with Jerry
Speaker 1: Lawler's girlfriend. I said, stay with me, I said, I
Speaker 1: told her when to hit me. I would hit her,
Speaker 1: it was, but then you know, she got eliminated. So
Speaker 1: then she gets eliminated and Shannon comes behind me and
Speaker 1: throws a punch that didn't even come near me. It
Speaker 1: was like it hit the air and I never told
Speaker 1: it because I didn't. It was from behind. I never
Speaker 1: felt her, right. I'd rather somebody light it in a
Speaker 1: little so I can react than just completely miss me,
Speaker 1: which we laughed about after. I was like, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? She's like, I don't know. I just I
Speaker 1: saw you were sitting there. I just came over. I
Speaker 1: was like, hit me. You know, it's hard to I
Speaker 1: don't have eyes behind my head. It was. It was
Speaker 1: the biggest cluster ever. You don't have eyes above your
Speaker 1: heavy you have eyes up here. Oh yeah, how about that?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, let's take a look at this video.
Speaker 1: So this is put together by walk Culture, so it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of more you know, modern WWE
Speaker 1: stuff and more the you know, the more famous things.
Speaker 1: But there's some stuff here I've never even heard of.
Speaker 1: So we'll take a look at what we got here.
Speaker 1: Uh tell me, will pause if we need to, or
Speaker 1: if not, we'll just let it run through evening gown match,
Speaker 1: the hardcore evening gown match pause. This is very famous
Speaker 1: because this is heyday attitude era ratings getting machine w
Speaker 1: w F and I'll let them tell the story. Am
Speaker 1: I just listening? Or is there someone to watch? Well,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be both. We'll listen. You're pulling it up. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll listen. And women and battering the piss out of
Speaker 1: each other like RuPaul's drag Race. Glasgow, I can't see anything.
Speaker 1: Oh my bad, my bead asking you? Am I going
Speaker 1: to my bad? Hold on? Hold on, there we go.
Speaker 1: Let me a little bit more hardcore evening gown match.
Speaker 1: So that's not two old men dressed as women and
Speaker 1: battering the piss out of each other like Ruthcol's drag race.
Speaker 1: Glasgow Patterson and Jail Risco were two supremely successful rest
Speaker 1: of there but known by casual fans for portraying Vince
Speaker 1: mcman's bumbling stooges at King of the Ring two thousand.
Speaker 1: Both men had been comedically feuding over the hardcore title,
Speaker 1: pinning each other while sleeping and sees women to hide
Speaker 1: locker rooms. The latter was the cause for this surreal
Speaker 1: disgrace of a match as two legends kicked, then pulling
Speaker 1: and Granny panties number nine the Gulf of Mexico match
Speaker 1: one of the few. Actually, okay, I'm gonna pause that.
Speaker 1: So Gerald Briscoe and Pat Patterson and Drag having a
Speaker 1: hardcore match. Is that selling tickets? I don't think it's
Speaker 1: selling tickets, But I get why they did it, because
Speaker 1: the gimmick was you can pin anybody at any time. Correct,
Speaker 1: you know they're hardcore titled match. So they they mentioned
Speaker 1: that they dressed and dragged the hide in the women's
Speaker 1: locker room, correct, Blendon with the divas So comedic, yes, stupid, yes,
Speaker 1: but I get it. Okay, but it's an embarrassment because
Speaker 1: those two men had such great careers and then they're
Speaker 1: they're doing stuff like this. But you have to because
Speaker 1: you're you're a good with being guy. Right, Okay, So
Speaker 1: now we'll up to the Gulf of Mexico match and
Speaker 1: you know that logo right there. Memorable moments of ww's
Speaker 1: reboot to BCW, and not necessarily in a good way.
Speaker 1: In two thousand and eight, Seampunk was feeding with Sharburger
Speaker 1: era of the ECW Championship and before their title clashed
Speaker 1: No Way Out, they were pitted against each other in
Speaker 1: the first and only Golf of Mexico match. The arena
Speaker 1: they were wrestling in was situated across the road from
Speaker 1: the titular Golf and the only way to win the
Speaker 1: match throw your opponent into the body of water. Otherwise
Speaker 1: anything goes. This was a very silly thing, and considering
Speaker 1: how dirty the water likely was probably the most actually
Speaker 1: dangerous match on this list. Wait a minute, pause that
Speaker 1: so was that match taped? Like it wasn't live? They
Speaker 1: literally threw him in the water. They did a portion
Speaker 1: that started in the arena and then shifted outside the arena,
Speaker 1: which I'm sure at that point is that where they
Speaker 1: use a little smoke mirror action. Yeah, it had to
Speaker 1: be taped in a dance just behind the curtain watching
Speaker 1: this debacle of a match, right, and then you know
Speaker 1: they probably I'm not sure if they did it, but
Speaker 1: they do the old stumbleback, you know, celebrate token wet. Okay, God,
Speaker 1: this is not what you think it is. You're thinking
Speaker 1: of the Dungeon of Doom. And it's not that it's
Speaker 1: really not. It's still quite weird. Stuve Hart's dungeon was
Speaker 1: essentially a basement, but it served as a wrestling school
Speaker 1: for I don't think this is bizarre. Owen Hart the dungeon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they did a dungeon down there. Yeah, they did two
Speaker 1: or three matches down there. It was also the setting
Speaker 1: of a match between owen Hart and Ken Shamrock. I
Speaker 1: think both men back at each other's heads off the
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of cool. Actually, yeah, I like this.
Speaker 1: I don't I think I fake bars and now most
Speaker 1: Canadian basements. No, I don't mind that prison match. This
Speaker 1: is ridiculous in a great Carle debut and w W
Speaker 1: so fun fact this is there's one I worked there
Speaker 1: when this was this match is taking place. This was
Speaker 1: one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. Okay,
Speaker 1: because he was big at one point, he got wins
Speaker 1: over Cane and the Undertaker. Look here, he has been
Speaker 1: in the Undertaker with his book. It's awful. So they
Speaker 1: wanted to give the Giant Man his own signature match
Speaker 1: in his feud with the Undertaker, and that was the
Speaker 1: Jabi prison match. Joby prison was built of shop and bamboo,
Speaker 1: and to be honest, it looks like it should be
Speaker 1: a cool match, I mean, but the rules were ludicrously complicated,
Speaker 1: involving multiple cages to escape and doors are only open
Speaker 1: for certain amounts of time, and then they closed and
Speaker 1: then you had to choose a different door. It was rubbish.
Speaker 1: And worst of all, the great car Lead, the innovator
Speaker 1: of the match, didn't even feature in it. He wasn't
Speaker 1: medically cleared apparently, and was replaced at the last minute
Speaker 1: with the Big Show. Oh no, that's what I remember.
Speaker 1: So it was a bait and switch where he couldn't wrestle,
Speaker 1: so his signature match, he wasn't even involved in it.
Speaker 1: And this is the first time that they were putting
Speaker 1: it on a pay per viewer on te SO and
Speaker 1: it was you couldn't You could barely see through the
Speaker 1: bamboo of the cage, right, horrible, horrible, that's so darn.
Speaker 1: Judy Bagwell was so over step right up, even counted
Speaker 1: Vince Russo And if some corners of the IWC had
Speaker 1: to be believed, he's the worst thing to have ever
Speaker 1: happened to wrestling, crippling the industry with convoluted, nonsensical story,
Speaker 1: lighting's lowest common denominator smart and stipulations that are ridiculous
Speaker 1: on a genius or hitler. There's no denying that the
Speaker 1: Judy Bagwell on a forklift match was the pit Bagwell
Speaker 1: was viewing with Chris Positively Canyon in w c W
Speaker 1: in two thousand and As part of the storyline, Canyon
Speaker 1: was stalking and then eventually was that young mother. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she just passed away. Ah and to get her back
Speaker 1: Buff would have to beat him in a Judy Bagwell
Speaker 1: on a four What second of all shuts up? Nobody?
Speaker 1: What's worse than the match being watched over by lady
Speaker 1: on a forklift? Nothing? Number five on there more ludicrous.
Speaker 1: This one isn't bad either. It's just this is called
Speaker 1: the King of the Road Blacktop Bully for dustin roads
Speaker 1: in the back of a trailer being driven by an
Speaker 1: eighteen wheeler. The trailer was a cage full of hay
Speaker 1: the two men hit each other with, so they're fighting
Speaker 1: while the match truck is moving and sounding the truck.
Speaker 1: Fun fact, not only was it a bizarre, awkward done
Speaker 1: have a match, but WCW also had a straight no
Speaker 1: bleeding policy at the time, and after both men bladed it,
Speaker 1: they were both summarily dismissed from the company. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: they blazed. They so they got juice during the match
Speaker 1: that was on the back of a truck, so it
Speaker 1: made sense that they could bleed. Ww had no blood.
Speaker 1: They both got fired. The guy in in red as
Speaker 1: repo man, right correct, Yeah, okay, and so Dustin gets
Speaker 1: fired goes on to become gold Dust. Dustin looks so cute.
Speaker 1: He had a very unique look. He was a good
Speaker 1: looking guy back in the day. Yeah. Wow. So they
Speaker 1: didn't even bump in that pretty much, right. They would
Speaker 1: hit the side of the truck and they would be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, they're going to knough the truck over
Speaker 1: or they would fall in the hay. But you know, easy,
Speaker 1: easy payday. And it was you know, they had the
Speaker 1: crane shot overhead, they had the camera guy inside. Very unique. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well why would they gig if they were told not
Speaker 1: the gig? I guess they thought it would make the
Speaker 1: mass better and that they would make it look like
Speaker 1: it was a hard way job, which I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I guess if both guys did it caused both Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was it. Interesting. Across the water to Japan now
Speaker 1: flagship Nation of Crazy Death matches in Big Japan Pro
Speaker 1: wrestling mitsu. Here in, mats Unaga fought Shadow w X
Speaker 1: in an alligated death match. The stipulation was the loser
Speaker 1: of the death match had to then fight an alligator Japan.
Speaker 1: Not only was the main match utter carnage featuring barbed
Speaker 1: wi boards, barbed white baseball bat, beds of nails. Dumb, dumb, dum,
Speaker 1: Matsunaga lost and he had to. It's a small and
Speaker 1: presumably scared alligator, mister Japanese man loopally prodding an alligator
Speaker 1: with his foot, and an alligator who just wanted out
Speaker 1: of the ring. Number three, the Chambers of Oh this
Speaker 1: is this is a piece of my old friend. Good
Speaker 1: to see you. The Chamber of Horrors match was exactly that.
Speaker 1: An absolute horror show nineteen ninety one. They built a
Speaker 1: gigantic hell and it cell like the scar studded but
Speaker 1: just awful, and an electric chair that was loaded to
Speaker 1: the middle of the ring. It was a five on
Speaker 1: five tag match and the match could only be won
Speaker 1: by someone being strapped into the electric chair and have
Speaker 1: someone flip a switch and electrocute them. Yep, a match
Speaker 1: where in cafe the loser was killed. Okay, so there's
Speaker 1: the image right, let me go back to that. So
Speaker 1: the finish is so it's so messed up right off,
Speaker 1: hang on, now that's the explosion, okay, but I just
Speaker 1: want to shoo it so it's not on his head, right,
Speaker 1: So he starts like flailing like this when the thing's
Speaker 1: not touching him. Maybe it hadn't flailed so much it
Speaker 1: came off. They know it doesn't fit on his head,
Speaker 1: it doesn't reach, so they had to go to the
Speaker 1: far shot to get the big explosion because this is
Speaker 1: what the picture looks like. Oh my god, have you
Speaker 1: ever have you ever been around Abbie? Okay, have you
Speaker 1: around him Abby? Yeah? I don't know. I hear weird
Speaker 1: things about him. Yeah, I don't. I don't, probably not.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if I ever met him.
Speaker 1: He's a weird guy from what I hear. Okay, he's
Speaker 1: Abdul at the Butcher. It was a star studded match
Speaker 1: featuring Sting, the Steiners, Cactus Jack, Big Van Vader, and
Speaker 1: an entire audience of people who thought they'd just seen
Speaker 1: a murder or a crap wrestling match. Both Number two
Speaker 1: the no Rope Electrified barbed wi swimming pool Dynamite Double
Speaker 1: helld Death match back to Japan and the longest say,
Speaker 1: there has to be Japan Frontier Salat's wrestling and let's
Speaker 1: break it down. So the ring is on an island
Speaker 1: in this gigantic pool of water. Stay with us. And
Speaker 1: in addition to the electrified barbed why surrounding half the ring,
Speaker 1: stay with us. The water surrounding the ring was lace.
Speaker 1: If you fell into the water, the water exploded. Also,
Speaker 1: the rest has had to be transported to the ring
Speaker 1: and take a boat. I don't really have much more
Speaker 1: to say. And number one the Kennel from Hell match.
Speaker 1: If you thought this wasn't going to give us this,
Speaker 1: I don't care what job you do. So the Big
Speaker 1: boss Man killed Al Snow's dog, Pepper and fed it
Speaker 1: to him. Cool all on board so far. He revenge
Speaker 1: challenged him to a Kennel from Hell match at Unforgiven
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety nine. Okay, so the Big boss Man kidnapped
Speaker 1: Al Snow's beloved Chihuahua, Pepper, cooked it, fed it to
Speaker 1: Al Snow, which is a take on an infamous mister
Speaker 1: Fuji rib and they decided to blow it off in
Speaker 1: a Kennel from Hell match where the traditional blue steel
Speaker 1: cage was surrounded by hell and a cell, and around
Speaker 1: the ring were supposed to be rabid rottweilers that would
Speaker 1: tear you to shreds if they came over to their side.
Speaker 1: Were the what do you think the dogs dish were?
Speaker 1: They were probably trained, right, let's see if he covers it. Okay,
Speaker 1: put it inside a helmet cell with a pack of
Speaker 1: vicious dogs surrounding the ring. That sounds great. Of course,
Speaker 1: the dogs didn't play ball, preferring to sit around, copulate
Speaker 1: with each other, or crap on the floor rather than
Speaker 1: looking at anywhere. And possibly the worst hardcore match ever created.
Speaker 1: And that's our list. Did we miss it? So the dogs, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they they crapped on the floor. They pissed on the floor.
Speaker 1: Two of them were humping as yeah yeah, and they
Speaker 1: like you know, al Snow like had to jump over
Speaker 1: and like pretend like he was like afraid, so he
Speaker 1: had a run from them. But they weren't even moving.
Speaker 1: So I wonder if any of the boys stepped in
Speaker 1: the ship, it would have been the camera guys if anything,
Speaker 1: because they were the ones having to navigate through. But
Speaker 1: oh so so bad, So you never did anything exploding
Speaker 1: and you never had anything with dogs involved. No. Still time,
Speaker 1: still time, Yeah, they're still Oh my gosh, still time
Speaker 1: the seventeenth maybe, and maybe I'll suggest that I do
Speaker 1: think we need to rewatch the Lingerie Battle Royal. I
Speaker 1: think we need I think we need that. That needs
Speaker 1: that just needs like an another re like imagining, because
Speaker 1: we watched it like two years ago or something. I
Speaker 1: love it. I will watch it every day because it's
Speaker 1: hilarious to me. It's it's hanging out, which is chain
Speaker 1: smoking back of marble light. Yes, well, until the next
Speaker 1: time we find what else we've got up our sleeves
Speaker 1: for the Queen of Extreme This is the chad, sir.
Speaker 1: We'll catch you on the flip side.