WEBVTT - Bizarre Matches

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<v Speaker 1>All right, the week year of Patriot? What did I do? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>What We're No, We're just a mess. It's a mess.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's that's the fun of it all. We vowed,

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<v Speaker 1>yes we do. Uh. So I got a video here

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<v Speaker 1>of bizarre matches courtesy of what Culture. Now. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what matches are on this list, but what's a

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<v Speaker 1>bizarre match to you? And what have you been in

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<v Speaker 1>that is a little out there? Bizarre matches? Bizarre? I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>like I guess matches that don't make sense, right or

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing we're gonna go the stip route. Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want there. There have been like weird things

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<v Speaker 1>in we w like. Uh one of the things I

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<v Speaker 1>was involved in was when I was supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>the drunk GM and I played the you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>carried the vacaba and we did a like a bunk

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<v Speaker 1>house match where all the heels were we surrounded the

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<v Speaker 1>ring and the two I don't even remember who wrestled. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember who was in the inside, but the

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<v Speaker 1>babyfaces I think out there were so many more babyfaces

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<v Speaker 1>than heels. And I kept saying, I think Shannon was

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<v Speaker 1>with me. I kept saying, there's like two of us

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<v Speaker 1>and ten of them. This is the dumbest thing I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever done. And like we were supposed to be drunk,

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<v Speaker 1>so we were taking swigs of the bob. The dynamic

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<v Speaker 1>was just off. It didn't make sense, the numbers weren't correct.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just stupid. It was stupid booking. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>book it. You know, somebody else booked. It was just dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>And you say to yourself, this is so stupid, Like

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<v Speaker 1>why you're out there you're laughing your ass off and

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying that I'm getting paid for this nonsense because

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<v Speaker 1>it makes the thought, is it that, yeah, well whatever

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting paid for. This is their plan. Just do

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<v Speaker 1>whatever they want. And we when we do certain spots

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<v Speaker 1>on these and it's mostly the indie shows, it's really

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<v Speaker 1>it really wasn't ECW or WWE because that kind of

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<v Speaker 1>made sense. You're following the storyline or whatever when you

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<v Speaker 1>do this indie stuff. Some of the things that you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing out there are it's just it's mind blowing that

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<v Speaker 1>you're even getting paid to be involved in such stupidity.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say it. But you take the money,

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<v Speaker 1>you do it, and you leave it's an easy payday,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. I think fans get riled up for talent,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like because the fans are so passionate about

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<v Speaker 1>the product they want to see. Yes, I just sort

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<v Speaker 1>of an example. We had a referee who was blind.

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<v Speaker 1>His name was Stevie Wonderful. He was a black man.

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<v Speaker 1>He wore the shades. Okay, blind referee. When he would

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<v Speaker 1>pat the girls down, he would grab their breast, grab

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<v Speaker 1>their ass, feel them up. Okay. And I remember I

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<v Speaker 1>was involved in something and I told him if you

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<v Speaker 1>lay a hand on me, I will kick you square

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<v Speaker 1>in the nuts. Like, do not touch me as a shoot,

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<v Speaker 1>as a shoot Okay, Now, I'm not letting this man

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<v Speaker 1>fondle me like the girls were like you know, the strippers,

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm just like touch me and die, don't touch me.

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<v Speaker 1>And when he went to I grabbed this hand. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, bro, I told you, oh wow, get out

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<v Speaker 1>of here. Oh yeah. But he's the blind referee, so

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<v Speaker 1>he could get away with it. Funny, yes, ridiculous, absolutely, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I would you have a blind referee. He can't see

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<v Speaker 1>to make the counts. So what's the point. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that is the point. The blind referee that's really well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's ridiculous and it's it's you stand there and you go,

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<v Speaker 1>who writes this ship? Well, I mean, you know, obviously

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<v Speaker 1>over time, Vince Russo has been accused of bad all

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<v Speaker 1>the time stipulation matches. But we talked about it with

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<v Speaker 1>Mickey James last week when we had her on, and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll talk about it again. I'm sure in the future

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<v Speaker 1>it's probably due for another watch along, just because it's

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<v Speaker 1>been like two years since we watched it. But the

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<v Speaker 1>Laingerie Battle Royal, I mean, it's stipulations like that that

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<v Speaker 1>on paper fans maybe more modern fans get pissed off

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<v Speaker 1>about it, but you look at it, you go, well,

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<v Speaker 1>what can you do in this match? And it's bizarre,

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<v Speaker 1>just like what we're talking about with these other matches

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<v Speaker 1>in the video. That match was weird because, like Mickey said,

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<v Speaker 1>there was no direction. We weren't told anything. They had

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<v Speaker 1>the girls come in the ring and they were just

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<v Speaker 1>like pair off with someone and do your thing. And

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<v Speaker 1>then you know Kathy Dingham who was BB and WWE,

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<v Speaker 1>she was Barbara Bush and she was I forget what

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<v Speaker 1>was her name, I don't even remember, but she was

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<v Speaker 1>the winner. You know she had to go over, so

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<v Speaker 1>let's get her to go over. And that was it.

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<v Speaker 1>No one told us anything. There was nothing to follow,

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<v Speaker 1>so everybody was just like, we didn't know. Once a

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<v Speaker 1>girl left, the other girl was clueless because none of

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<v Speaker 1>the girls were really wrestlers. Like there was a handful

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<v Speaker 1>of us that were in the business that understood, but

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of them were dancers or cheerleaders or something.

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<v Speaker 1>So if their partner got eliminated, because we all paired

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<v Speaker 1>a they were like a deer and headlath, who do

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<v Speaker 1>I go with? So you see somebody standing by the sow,

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<v Speaker 1>you go over there and you knock them out and

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, oh, why are you beating me up? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you do here, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>No direction whatsoever. It was a mess. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>hot mess. So you should have agented that Metsch, shouldn't you,

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<v Speaker 1>because you were the vet. I well, I if I

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<v Speaker 1>saw somebody by themselves, I was just trying to incorporate them,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, you whisper in their ear. Okay, just

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<v Speaker 1>stay with me, because that's what I did with Jerry

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<v Speaker 1>Lawler's girlfriend. I said, stay with me, I said, I

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<v Speaker 1>told her when to hit me. I would hit her,

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<v Speaker 1>it was, but then you know, she got eliminated. So

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<v Speaker 1>then she gets eliminated and Shannon comes behind me and

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<v Speaker 1>throws a punch that didn't even come near me. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like it hit the air and I never told

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<v Speaker 1>it because I didn't. It was from behind. I never

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<v Speaker 1>felt her, right. I'd rather somebody light it in a

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<v Speaker 1>little so I can react than just completely miss me,

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<v Speaker 1>which we laughed about after. I was like, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? She's like, I don't know. I just I

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<v Speaker 1>saw you were sitting there. I just came over. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, hit me. You know, it's hard to I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have eyes behind my head. It was. It was

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest cluster ever. You don't have eyes above your

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<v Speaker 1>heavy you have eyes up here. Oh yeah, how about that?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well, let's take a look at this video.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is put together by walk Culture, so it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a lot of more you know, modern WWE

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<v Speaker 1>stuff and more the you know, the more famous things.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's some stuff here I've never even heard of.

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<v Speaker 1>So we'll take a look at what we got here.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh tell me, will pause if we need to, or

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<v Speaker 1>if not, we'll just let it run through evening gown match,

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<v Speaker 1>the hardcore evening gown match pause. This is very famous

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<v Speaker 1>because this is heyday attitude era ratings getting machine w

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<v Speaker 1>w F and I'll let them tell the story. Am

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<v Speaker 1>I just listening? Or is there someone to watch? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be both. We'll listen. You're pulling it up. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll listen. And women and battering the piss out of

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<v Speaker 1>each other like RuPaul's drag Race. Glasgow, I can't see anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my bad, my bead asking you? Am I going

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<v Speaker 1>to my bad? Hold on? Hold on, there we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me a little bit more hardcore evening gown match.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's not two old men dressed as women and

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<v Speaker 1>battering the piss out of each other like Ruthcol's drag race.

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<v Speaker 1>Glasgow Patterson and Jail Risco were two supremely successful rest

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<v Speaker 1>of there but known by casual fans for portraying Vince

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<v Speaker 1>mcman's bumbling stooges at King of the Ring two thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Both men had been comedically feuding over the hardcore title,

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<v Speaker 1>pinning each other while sleeping and sees women to hide

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<v Speaker 1>locker rooms. The latter was the cause for this surreal

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<v Speaker 1>disgrace of a match as two legends kicked, then pulling

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<v Speaker 1>and Granny panties number nine the Gulf of Mexico match

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<v Speaker 1>one of the few. Actually, okay, I'm gonna pause that.

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<v Speaker 1>So Gerald Briscoe and Pat Patterson and Drag having a

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<v Speaker 1>hardcore match. Is that selling tickets? I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 1>selling tickets, But I get why they did it, because

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<v Speaker 1>the gimmick was you can pin anybody at any time. Correct,

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<v Speaker 1>you know they're hardcore titled match. So they they mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>that they dressed and dragged the hide in the women's

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<v Speaker 1>locker room, correct, Blendon with the divas So comedic, yes, stupid, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but I get it. Okay, but it's an embarrassment because

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<v Speaker 1>those two men had such great careers and then they're

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<v Speaker 1>they're doing stuff like this. But you have to because

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're a good with being guy. Right, Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>now we'll up to the Gulf of Mexico match and

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<v Speaker 1>you know that logo right there. Memorable moments of ww's

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<v Speaker 1>reboot to BCW, and not necessarily in a good way.

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<v Speaker 1>In two thousand and eight, Seampunk was feeding with Sharburger

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<v Speaker 1>era of the ECW Championship and before their title clashed

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<v Speaker 1>No Way Out, they were pitted against each other in

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<v Speaker 1>the first and only Golf of Mexico match. The arena

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<v Speaker 1>they were wrestling in was situated across the road from

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<v Speaker 1>the titular Golf and the only way to win the

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<v Speaker 1>match throw your opponent into the body of water. Otherwise

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<v Speaker 1>anything goes. This was a very silly thing, and considering

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<v Speaker 1>how dirty the water likely was probably the most actually

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<v Speaker 1>dangerous match on this list. Wait a minute, pause that

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<v Speaker 1>so was that match taped? Like it wasn't live? They

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<v Speaker 1>literally threw him in the water. They did a portion

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<v Speaker 1>that started in the arena and then shifted outside the arena,

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<v Speaker 1>which I'm sure at that point is that where they

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<v Speaker 1>use a little smoke mirror action. Yeah, it had to

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<v Speaker 1>be taped in a dance just behind the curtain watching

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<v Speaker 1>this debacle of a match, right, and then you know

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<v Speaker 1>they probably I'm not sure if they did it, but

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<v Speaker 1>they do the old stumbleback, you know, celebrate token wet. Okay, God,

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<v Speaker 1>this is not what you think it is. You're thinking

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<v Speaker 1>of the Dungeon of Doom. And it's not that it's

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<v Speaker 1>really not. It's still quite weird. Stuve Hart's dungeon was

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<v Speaker 1>essentially a basement, but it served as a wrestling school

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<v Speaker 1>for I don't think this is bizarre. Owen Hart the dungeon. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they did a dungeon down there. Yeah, they did two

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<v Speaker 1>or three matches down there. It was also the setting

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<v Speaker 1>of a match between owen Hart and Ken Shamrock. I

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<v Speaker 1>think both men back at each other's heads off the

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's kind of cool. Actually, yeah, I like this.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I think I fake bars and now most

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<v Speaker 1>Canadian basements. No, I don't mind that prison match. This

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<v Speaker 1>is ridiculous in a great Carle debut and w W

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<v Speaker 1>so fun fact this is there's one I worked there

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<v Speaker 1>when this was this match is taking place. This was

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<v Speaker 1>one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because he was big at one point, he got wins

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<v Speaker 1>over Cane and the Undertaker. Look here, he has been

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<v Speaker 1>in the Undertaker with his book. It's awful. So they

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to give the Giant Man his own signature match

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<v Speaker 1>in his feud with the Undertaker, and that was the

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<v Speaker 1>Jabi prison match. Joby prison was built of shop and bamboo,

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<v Speaker 1>and to be honest, it looks like it should be

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<v Speaker 1>a cool match, I mean, but the rules were ludicrously complicated,

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<v Speaker 1>involving multiple cages to escape and doors are only open

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<v Speaker 1>for certain amounts of time, and then they closed and

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<v Speaker 1>then you had to choose a different door. It was rubbish.

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<v Speaker 1>And worst of all, the great car Lead, the innovator

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<v Speaker 1>of the match, didn't even feature in it. He wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>medically cleared apparently, and was replaced at the last minute

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<v Speaker 1>with the Big Show. Oh no, that's what I remember.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was a bait and switch where he couldn't wrestle,

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<v Speaker 1>so his signature match, he wasn't even involved in it.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is the first time that they were putting

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<v Speaker 1>it on a pay per viewer on te SO and

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<v Speaker 1>it was you couldn't You could barely see through the

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<v Speaker 1>bamboo of the cage, right, horrible, horrible, that's so darn.

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<v Speaker 1>Judy Bagwell was so over step right up, even counted

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<v Speaker 1>Vince Russo And if some corners of the IWC had

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<v Speaker 1>to be believed, he's the worst thing to have ever

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<v Speaker 1>happened to wrestling, crippling the industry with convoluted, nonsensical story,

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<v Speaker 1>lighting's lowest common denominator smart and stipulations that are ridiculous

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<v Speaker 1>on a genius or hitler. There's no denying that the

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<v Speaker 1>Judy Bagwell on a forklift match was the pit Bagwell

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<v Speaker 1>was viewing with Chris Positively Canyon in w c W

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<v Speaker 1>in two thousand and As part of the storyline, Canyon

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<v Speaker 1>was stalking and then eventually was that young mother. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she just passed away. Ah and to get her back

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<v Speaker 1>Buff would have to beat him in a Judy Bagwell

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<v Speaker 1>on a four What second of all shuts up? Nobody?

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<v Speaker 1>What's worse than the match being watched over by lady

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<v Speaker 1>on a forklift? Nothing? Number five on there more ludicrous.

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<v Speaker 1>This one isn't bad either. It's just this is called

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<v Speaker 1>the King of the Road Blacktop Bully for dustin roads

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<v Speaker 1>in the back of a trailer being driven by an

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen wheeler. The trailer was a cage full of hay

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<v Speaker 1>the two men hit each other with, so they're fighting

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<v Speaker 1>while the match truck is moving and sounding the truck.

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<v Speaker 1>Fun fact, not only was it a bizarre, awkward done

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<v Speaker 1>have a match, but WCW also had a straight no

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<v Speaker 1>bleeding policy at the time, and after both men bladed it,

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<v Speaker 1>they were both summarily dismissed from the company. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>they blazed. They so they got juice during the match

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<v Speaker 1>that was on the back of a truck, so it

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<v Speaker 1>made sense that they could bleed. Ww had no blood.

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<v Speaker 1>They both got fired. The guy in in red as

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<v Speaker 1>repo man, right correct, Yeah, okay, and so Dustin gets

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<v Speaker 1>fired goes on to become gold Dust. Dustin looks so cute.

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<v Speaker 1>He had a very unique look. He was a good

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<v Speaker 1>looking guy back in the day. Yeah. Wow. So they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even bump in that pretty much, right. They would

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<v Speaker 1>hit the side of the truck and they would be like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, they're going to knough the truck over

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<v Speaker 1>or they would fall in the hay. But you know, easy,

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<v Speaker 1>easy payday. And it was you know, they had the

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<v Speaker 1>crane shot overhead, they had the camera guy inside. Very unique. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well why would they gig if they were told not

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<v Speaker 1>the gig? I guess they thought it would make the

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<v Speaker 1>mass better and that they would make it look like

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<v Speaker 1>it was a hard way job, which I mean, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess if both guys did it caused both Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was it. Interesting. Across the water to Japan now

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<v Speaker 1>flagship Nation of Crazy Death matches in Big Japan Pro

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<v Speaker 1>wrestling mitsu. Here in, mats Unaga fought Shadow w X

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<v Speaker 1>in an alligated death match. The stipulation was the loser

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<v Speaker 1>of the death match had to then fight an alligator Japan.

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<v Speaker 1>Not only was the main match utter carnage featuring barbed

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<v Speaker 1>wi boards, barbed white baseball bat, beds of nails. Dumb, dumb, dum,

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<v Speaker 1>Matsunaga lost and he had to. It's a small and

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<v Speaker 1>presumably scared alligator, mister Japanese man loopally prodding an alligator

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<v Speaker 1>with his foot, and an alligator who just wanted out

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<v Speaker 1>of the ring. Number three, the Chambers of Oh this

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<v Speaker 1>is this is a piece of my old friend. Good

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<v Speaker 1>to see you. The Chamber of Horrors match was exactly that.

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<v Speaker 1>An absolute horror show nineteen ninety one. They built a

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<v Speaker 1>gigantic hell and it cell like the scar studded but

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<v Speaker 1>just awful, and an electric chair that was loaded to

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the ring. It was a five on

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<v Speaker 1>five tag match and the match could only be won

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<v Speaker 1>by someone being strapped into the electric chair and have

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<v Speaker 1>someone flip a switch and electrocute them. Yep, a match

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<v Speaker 1>where in cafe the loser was killed. Okay, so there's

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<v Speaker 1>the image right, let me go back to that. So

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<v Speaker 1>the finish is so it's so messed up right off,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on, now that's the explosion, okay, but I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to shoo it so it's not on his head, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So he starts like flailing like this when the thing's

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<v Speaker 1>not touching him. Maybe it hadn't flailed so much it

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<v Speaker 1>came off. They know it doesn't fit on his head,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't reach, so they had to go to the

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<v Speaker 1>far shot to get the big explosion because this is

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<v Speaker 1>what the picture looks like. Oh my god, have you

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<v Speaker 1>ever have you ever been around Abbie? Okay, have you

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<v Speaker 1>around him Abby? Yeah? I don't know. I hear weird

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<v Speaker 1>things about him. Yeah, I don't. I don't, probably not.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know if I ever met him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a weird guy from what I hear. Okay, he's

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<v Speaker 1>Abdul at the Butcher. It was a star studded match

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<v Speaker 1>featuring Sting, the Steiners, Cactus Jack, Big Van Vader, and

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<v Speaker 1>an entire audience of people who thought they'd just seen

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<v Speaker 1>a murder or a crap wrestling match. Both Number two

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<v Speaker 1>the no Rope Electrified barbed wi swimming pool Dynamite Double

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<v Speaker 1>helld Death match back to Japan and the longest say,

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<v Speaker 1>there has to be Japan Frontier Salat's wrestling and let's

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<v Speaker 1>break it down. So the ring is on an island

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<v Speaker 1>in this gigantic pool of water. Stay with us. And

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<v Speaker 1>in addition to the electrified barbed why surrounding half the ring,

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<v Speaker 1>stay with us. The water surrounding the ring was lace.

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<v Speaker 1>If you fell into the water, the water exploded. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>the rest has had to be transported to the ring

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<v Speaker 1>and take a boat. I don't really have much more

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<v Speaker 1>to say. And number one the Kennel from Hell match.

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<v Speaker 1>If you thought this wasn't going to give us this,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care what job you do. So the Big

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<v Speaker 1>boss Man killed Al Snow's dog, Pepper and fed it

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<v Speaker 1>to him. Cool all on board so far. He revenge

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<v Speaker 1>challenged him to a Kennel from Hell match at Unforgiven

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety nine. Okay, so the Big boss Man kidnapped

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<v Speaker 1>Al Snow's beloved Chihuahua, Pepper, cooked it, fed it to

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<v Speaker 1>Al Snow, which is a take on an infamous mister

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<v Speaker 1>Fuji rib and they decided to blow it off in

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<v Speaker 1>a Kennel from Hell match where the traditional blue steel

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<v Speaker 1>cage was surrounded by hell and a cell, and around

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<v Speaker 1>the ring were supposed to be rabid rottweilers that would

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<v Speaker 1>tear you to shreds if they came over to their side.

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<v Speaker 1>Were the what do you think the dogs dish were?

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<v Speaker 1>They were probably trained, right, let's see if he covers it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>put it inside a helmet cell with a pack of

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<v Speaker 1>vicious dogs surrounding the ring. That sounds great. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>the dogs didn't play ball, preferring to sit around, copulate

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<v Speaker 1>with each other, or crap on the floor rather than

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<v Speaker 1>looking at anywhere. And possibly the worst hardcore match ever created.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's our list. Did we miss it? So the dogs, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they they crapped on the floor. They pissed on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Two of them were humping as yeah yeah, and they

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, al Snow like had to jump over

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<v Speaker 1>and like pretend like he was like afraid, so he

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<v Speaker 1>had a run from them. But they weren't even moving.

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<v Speaker 1>So I wonder if any of the boys stepped in

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<v Speaker 1>the ship, it would have been the camera guys if anything,

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<v Speaker 1>because they were the ones having to navigate through. But

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<v Speaker 1>oh so so bad, So you never did anything exploding

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<v Speaker 1>and you never had anything with dogs involved. No. Still time,

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<v Speaker 1>still time, Yeah, they're still Oh my gosh, still time

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<v Speaker 1>the seventeenth maybe, and maybe I'll suggest that I do

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<v Speaker 1>think we need to rewatch the Lingerie Battle Royal. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we need I think we need that. That needs

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<v Speaker 1>that just needs like an another re like imagining, because

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<v Speaker 1>we watched it like two years ago or something. I

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<v Speaker 1>love it. I will watch it every day because it's

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<v Speaker 1>hilarious to me. It's it's hanging out, which is chain

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<v Speaker 1>smoking back of marble light. Yes, well, until the next

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<v Speaker 1>time we find what else we've got up our sleeves

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<v Speaker 1>for the Queen of Extreme This is the chad, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll catch you on the flip side.