1 00:00:00,600 --> 00:00:05,360 Speaker 1: All right, the week year of Patriot? What did I do? Now? 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:08,799 Speaker 1: What We're No, We're just a mess. It's a mess. 3 00:00:09,039 --> 00:00:12,960 Speaker 1: But that's that's the fun of it all. We vowed, 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:16,440 Speaker 1: yes we do. Uh. So I got a video here 5 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,720 Speaker 1: of bizarre matches courtesy of what Culture. Now. I don't 6 00:00:19,760 --> 00:00:22,159 Speaker 1: know what matches are on this list, but what's a 7 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,640 Speaker 1: bizarre match to you? And what have you been in 8 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: that is a little out there? Bizarre matches? Bizarre? I guess, 9 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:34,240 Speaker 1: like I guess matches that don't make sense, right or 10 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 1: I'm guessing we're gonna go the stip route. Well, okay, 11 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:44,880 Speaker 1: if you want there. There have been like weird things 12 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 1: in we w like. Uh one of the things I 13 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,160 Speaker 1: was involved in was when I was supposed to be 14 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 1: the drunk GM and I played the you know, I 15 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: carried the vacaba and we did a like a bunk 16 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:07,400 Speaker 1: house match where all the heels were we surrounded the 17 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 1: ring and the two I don't even remember who wrestled. Uh. 18 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 1: I can't remember who was in the inside, but the 19 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 1: babyfaces I think out there were so many more babyfaces 20 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,640 Speaker 1: than heels. And I kept saying, I think Shannon was 21 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,399 Speaker 1: with me. I kept saying, there's like two of us 22 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 1: and ten of them. This is the dumbest thing I've 23 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:29,560 Speaker 1: ever done. And like we were supposed to be drunk, 24 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 1: so we were taking swigs of the bob. The dynamic 25 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:37,480 Speaker 1: was just off. It didn't make sense, the numbers weren't correct. 26 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,959 Speaker 1: It was just stupid. It was stupid booking. I didn't 27 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 1: book it. You know, somebody else booked. It was just dumb. 28 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: And you say to yourself, this is so stupid, Like 29 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 1: why you're out there you're laughing your ass off and 30 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 1: you're saying that I'm getting paid for this nonsense because 31 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 1: it makes the thought, is it that, yeah, well whatever 32 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 1: I'm getting paid for. This is their plan. Just do 33 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 1: whatever they want. And we when we do certain spots 34 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 1: on these and it's mostly the indie shows, it's really 35 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:09,239 Speaker 1: it really wasn't ECW or WWE because that kind of 36 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,040 Speaker 1: made sense. You're following the storyline or whatever when you 37 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:15,639 Speaker 1: do this indie stuff. Some of the things that you're 38 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:19,919 Speaker 1: doing out there are it's just it's mind blowing that 39 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: you're even getting paid to be involved in such stupidity. 40 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 1: I have to say it. But you take the money, 41 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 1: you do it, and you leave it's an easy payday, 42 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 1: you know. I think fans get riled up for talent, 43 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 1: you know, like because the fans are so passionate about 44 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 1: the product they want to see. Yes, I just sort 45 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 1: of an example. We had a referee who was blind. 46 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:50,399 Speaker 1: His name was Stevie Wonderful. He was a black man. 47 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 1: He wore the shades. Okay, blind referee. When he would 48 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 1: pat the girls down, he would grab their breast, grab 49 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 1: their ass, feel them up. Okay. And I remember I 50 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: was involved in something and I told him if you 51 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:07,680 Speaker 1: lay a hand on me, I will kick you square 52 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: in the nuts. Like, do not touch me as a shoot, 53 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 1: as a shoot Okay, Now, I'm not letting this man 54 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:17,600 Speaker 1: fondle me like the girls were like you know, the strippers, 55 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:21,919 Speaker 1: And I'm just like touch me and die, don't touch me. 56 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,679 Speaker 1: And when he went to I grabbed this hand. I 57 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,320 Speaker 1: was like, bro, I told you, oh wow, get out 58 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 1: of here. Oh yeah. But he's the blind referee, so 59 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:35,640 Speaker 1: he could get away with it. Funny, yes, ridiculous, absolutely, Okay. 60 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 1: I would you have a blind referee. He can't see 61 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 1: to make the counts. So what's the point. I think 62 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 1: that is the point. The blind referee that's really well, 63 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: it's ridiculous and it's it's you stand there and you go, 64 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 1: who writes this ship? Well, I mean, you know, obviously 65 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: over time, Vince Russo has been accused of bad all 66 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 1: the time stipulation matches. But we talked about it with 67 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 1: Mickey James last week when we had her on, and 68 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:03,560 Speaker 1: we'll talk about it again. I'm sure in the future 69 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:06,120 Speaker 1: it's probably due for another watch along, just because it's 70 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 1: been like two years since we watched it. But the 71 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:12,680 Speaker 1: Laingerie Battle Royal, I mean, it's stipulations like that that 72 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: on paper fans maybe more modern fans get pissed off 73 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:17,600 Speaker 1: about it, but you look at it, you go, well, 74 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 1: what can you do in this match? And it's bizarre, 75 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: just like what we're talking about with these other matches 76 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: in the video. That match was weird because, like Mickey said, 77 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:32,040 Speaker 1: there was no direction. We weren't told anything. They had 78 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 1: the girls come in the ring and they were just 79 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:37,120 Speaker 1: like pair off with someone and do your thing. And 80 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:40,799 Speaker 1: then you know Kathy Dingham who was BB and WWE, 81 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 1: she was Barbara Bush and she was I forget what 82 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,800 Speaker 1: was her name, I don't even remember, but she was 83 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: the winner. You know she had to go over, so 84 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:53,920 Speaker 1: let's get her to go over. And that was it. 85 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:57,560 Speaker 1: No one told us anything. There was nothing to follow, 86 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:02,600 Speaker 1: so everybody was just like, we didn't know. Once a 87 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,920 Speaker 1: girl left, the other girl was clueless because none of 88 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 1: the girls were really wrestlers. Like there was a handful 89 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,800 Speaker 1: of us that were in the business that understood, but 90 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 1: the rest of them were dancers or cheerleaders or something. 91 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,840 Speaker 1: So if their partner got eliminated, because we all paired 92 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,720 Speaker 1: a they were like a deer and headlath, who do 93 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: I go with? So you see somebody standing by the sow, 94 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:28,120 Speaker 1: you go over there and you knock them out and 95 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 1: they're like, oh, why are you beating me up? Well, 96 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,160 Speaker 1: that's what you do here, you know what I mean? 97 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:38,200 Speaker 1: No direction whatsoever. It was a mess. It was a 98 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 1: hot mess. So you should have agented that Metsch, shouldn't you, 99 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:45,840 Speaker 1: because you were the vet. I well, I if I 100 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 1: saw somebody by themselves, I was just trying to incorporate them, 101 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,720 Speaker 1: and you know, you whisper in their ear. Okay, just 102 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,640 Speaker 1: stay with me, because that's what I did with Jerry 103 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,560 Speaker 1: Lawler's girlfriend. I said, stay with me, I said, I 104 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 1: told her when to hit me. I would hit her, 105 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 1: it was, but then you know, she got eliminated. So 106 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 1: then she gets eliminated and Shannon comes behind me and 107 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 1: throws a punch that didn't even come near me. It 108 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,120 Speaker 1: was like it hit the air and I never told 109 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: it because I didn't. It was from behind. I never 110 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:18,080 Speaker 1: felt her, right. I'd rather somebody light it in a 111 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,480 Speaker 1: little so I can react than just completely miss me, 112 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,840 Speaker 1: which we laughed about after. I was like, what are 113 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 1: you doing? She's like, I don't know. I just I 114 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,720 Speaker 1: saw you were sitting there. I just came over. I 115 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:32,280 Speaker 1: was like, hit me. You know, it's hard to I 116 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,960 Speaker 1: don't have eyes behind my head. It was. It was 117 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:38,120 Speaker 1: the biggest cluster ever. You don't have eyes above your 118 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,360 Speaker 1: heavy you have eyes up here. Oh yeah, how about that? 119 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:42,440 Speaker 1: All right, Well, let's take a look at this video. 120 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,400 Speaker 1: So this is put together by walk Culture, so it's 121 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of more you know, modern WWE 122 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:51,120 Speaker 1: stuff and more the you know, the more famous things. 123 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 1: But there's some stuff here I've never even heard of. 124 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,160 Speaker 1: So we'll take a look at what we got here. 125 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:58,400 Speaker 1: Uh tell me, will pause if we need to, or 126 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 1: if not, we'll just let it run through evening gown match, 127 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:06,000 Speaker 1: the hardcore evening gown match pause. This is very famous 128 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:11,600 Speaker 1: because this is heyday attitude era ratings getting machine w 129 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:14,520 Speaker 1: w F and I'll let them tell the story. Am 130 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,920 Speaker 1: I just listening? Or is there someone to watch? Well, 131 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,080 Speaker 1: it's gonna be both. We'll listen. You're pulling it up. Yeah, yeah, 132 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:24,080 Speaker 1: we'll listen. And women and battering the piss out of 133 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:27,600 Speaker 1: each other like RuPaul's drag Race. Glasgow, I can't see anything. 134 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 1: Oh my bad, my bead asking you? Am I going 135 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 1: to my bad? Hold on? Hold on, there we go. 136 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:39,360 Speaker 1: Let me a little bit more hardcore evening gown match. 137 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,640 Speaker 1: So that's not two old men dressed as women and 138 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 1: battering the piss out of each other like Ruthcol's drag race. 139 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 1: Glasgow Patterson and Jail Risco were two supremely successful rest 140 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:52,360 Speaker 1: of there but known by casual fans for portraying Vince 141 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,320 Speaker 1: mcman's bumbling stooges at King of the Ring two thousand. 142 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:58,200 Speaker 1: Both men had been comedically feuding over the hardcore title, 143 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,840 Speaker 1: pinning each other while sleeping and sees women to hide 144 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,640 Speaker 1: locker rooms. The latter was the cause for this surreal 145 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 1: disgrace of a match as two legends kicked, then pulling 146 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:13,120 Speaker 1: and Granny panties number nine the Gulf of Mexico match 147 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,720 Speaker 1: one of the few. Actually, okay, I'm gonna pause that. 148 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:19,440 Speaker 1: So Gerald Briscoe and Pat Patterson and Drag having a 149 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:23,640 Speaker 1: hardcore match. Is that selling tickets? I don't think it's 150 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:26,480 Speaker 1: selling tickets, But I get why they did it, because 151 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:31,480 Speaker 1: the gimmick was you can pin anybody at any time. Correct, 152 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:39,520 Speaker 1: you know they're hardcore titled match. So they they mentioned 153 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,400 Speaker 1: that they dressed and dragged the hide in the women's 154 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:49,360 Speaker 1: locker room, correct, Blendon with the divas So comedic, yes, stupid, yes, 155 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:52,880 Speaker 1: but I get it. Okay, but it's an embarrassment because 156 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 1: those two men had such great careers and then they're 157 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:59,160 Speaker 1: they're doing stuff like this. But you have to because 158 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:03,079 Speaker 1: you're you're a good with being guy. Right, Okay, So 159 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,199 Speaker 1: now we'll up to the Gulf of Mexico match and 160 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:11,200 Speaker 1: you know that logo right there. Memorable moments of ww's 161 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,920 Speaker 1: reboot to BCW, and not necessarily in a good way. 162 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,280 Speaker 1: In two thousand and eight, Seampunk was feeding with Sharburger 163 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:19,000 Speaker 1: era of the ECW Championship and before their title clashed 164 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,679 Speaker 1: No Way Out, they were pitted against each other in 165 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,720 Speaker 1: the first and only Golf of Mexico match. The arena 166 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,679 Speaker 1: they were wrestling in was situated across the road from 167 00:09:25,679 --> 00:09:27,360 Speaker 1: the titular Golf and the only way to win the 168 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:30,559 Speaker 1: match throw your opponent into the body of water. Otherwise 169 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:33,680 Speaker 1: anything goes. This was a very silly thing, and considering 170 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,640 Speaker 1: how dirty the water likely was probably the most actually 171 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:40,079 Speaker 1: dangerous match on this list. Wait a minute, pause that 172 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:48,600 Speaker 1: so was that match taped? Like it wasn't live? They 173 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:51,960 Speaker 1: literally threw him in the water. They did a portion 174 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:57,040 Speaker 1: that started in the arena and then shifted outside the arena, 175 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,120 Speaker 1: which I'm sure at that point is that where they 176 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,719 Speaker 1: use a little smoke mirror action. Yeah, it had to 177 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:05,080 Speaker 1: be taped in a dance just behind the curtain watching 178 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:09,439 Speaker 1: this debacle of a match, right, and then you know 179 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,160 Speaker 1: they probably I'm not sure if they did it, but 180 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:17,800 Speaker 1: they do the old stumbleback, you know, celebrate token wet. Okay, God, 181 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:19,920 Speaker 1: this is not what you think it is. You're thinking 182 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,559 Speaker 1: of the Dungeon of Doom. And it's not that it's 183 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,760 Speaker 1: really not. It's still quite weird. Stuve Hart's dungeon was 184 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,160 Speaker 1: essentially a basement, but it served as a wrestling school 185 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:33,080 Speaker 1: for I don't think this is bizarre. Owen Hart the dungeon. Yeah, 186 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:36,160 Speaker 1: they did a dungeon down there. Yeah, they did two 187 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:38,240 Speaker 1: or three matches down there. It was also the setting 188 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:40,880 Speaker 1: of a match between owen Hart and Ken Shamrock. I 189 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,599 Speaker 1: think both men back at each other's heads off the 190 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,079 Speaker 1: I think it's kind of cool. Actually, yeah, I like this. 191 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:49,959 Speaker 1: I don't I think I fake bars and now most 192 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,959 Speaker 1: Canadian basements. No, I don't mind that prison match. This 193 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:58,240 Speaker 1: is ridiculous in a great Carle debut and w W 194 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:00,880 Speaker 1: so fun fact this is there's one I worked there 195 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:04,959 Speaker 1: when this was this match is taking place. This was 196 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,559 Speaker 1: one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. Okay, 197 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,040 Speaker 1: because he was big at one point, he got wins 198 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,280 Speaker 1: over Cane and the Undertaker. Look here, he has been 199 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,679 Speaker 1: in the Undertaker with his book. It's awful. So they 200 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:17,080 Speaker 1: wanted to give the Giant Man his own signature match 201 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,079 Speaker 1: in his feud with the Undertaker, and that was the 202 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,920 Speaker 1: Jabi prison match. Joby prison was built of shop and bamboo, 203 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,559 Speaker 1: and to be honest, it looks like it should be 204 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:29,120 Speaker 1: a cool match, I mean, but the rules were ludicrously complicated, 205 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,199 Speaker 1: involving multiple cages to escape and doors are only open 206 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:35,199 Speaker 1: for certain amounts of time, and then they closed and 207 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,280 Speaker 1: then you had to choose a different door. It was rubbish. 208 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:40,000 Speaker 1: And worst of all, the great car Lead, the innovator 209 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,600 Speaker 1: of the match, didn't even feature in it. He wasn't 210 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,319 Speaker 1: medically cleared apparently, and was replaced at the last minute 211 00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:49,440 Speaker 1: with the Big Show. Oh no, that's what I remember. 212 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,760 Speaker 1: So it was a bait and switch where he couldn't wrestle, 213 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:56,000 Speaker 1: so his signature match, he wasn't even involved in it. 214 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:57,880 Speaker 1: And this is the first time that they were putting 215 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,760 Speaker 1: it on a pay per viewer on te SO and 216 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,920 Speaker 1: it was you couldn't You could barely see through the 217 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:08,360 Speaker 1: bamboo of the cage, right, horrible, horrible, that's so darn. 218 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:15,400 Speaker 1: Judy Bagwell was so over step right up, even counted 219 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,679 Speaker 1: Vince Russo And if some corners of the IWC had 220 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:19,600 Speaker 1: to be believed, he's the worst thing to have ever 221 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:23,000 Speaker 1: happened to wrestling, crippling the industry with convoluted, nonsensical story, 222 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:26,559 Speaker 1: lighting's lowest common denominator smart and stipulations that are ridiculous 223 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:29,959 Speaker 1: on a genius or hitler. There's no denying that the 224 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,720 Speaker 1: Judy Bagwell on a forklift match was the pit Bagwell 225 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,520 Speaker 1: was viewing with Chris Positively Canyon in w c W 226 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,000 Speaker 1: in two thousand and As part of the storyline, Canyon 227 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,920 Speaker 1: was stalking and then eventually was that young mother. Yeah, 228 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,720 Speaker 1: she just passed away. Ah and to get her back 229 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,160 Speaker 1: Buff would have to beat him in a Judy Bagwell 230 00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:54,280 Speaker 1: on a four What second of all shuts up? Nobody? 231 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,920 Speaker 1: What's worse than the match being watched over by lady 232 00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:03,200 Speaker 1: on a forklift? Nothing? Number five on there more ludicrous. 233 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,800 Speaker 1: This one isn't bad either. It's just this is called 234 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:10,600 Speaker 1: the King of the Road Blacktop Bully for dustin roads 235 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:12,800 Speaker 1: in the back of a trailer being driven by an 236 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:16,000 Speaker 1: eighteen wheeler. The trailer was a cage full of hay 237 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,040 Speaker 1: the two men hit each other with, so they're fighting 238 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:21,960 Speaker 1: while the match truck is moving and sounding the truck. 239 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,079 Speaker 1: Fun fact, not only was it a bizarre, awkward done 240 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,000 Speaker 1: have a match, but WCW also had a straight no 241 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,439 Speaker 1: bleeding policy at the time, and after both men bladed it, 242 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:32,040 Speaker 1: they were both summarily dismissed from the company. Yeah, so 243 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,079 Speaker 1: they blazed. They so they got juice during the match 244 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:37,880 Speaker 1: that was on the back of a truck, so it 245 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,320 Speaker 1: made sense that they could bleed. Ww had no blood. 246 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,520 Speaker 1: They both got fired. The guy in in red as 247 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:48,680 Speaker 1: repo man, right correct, Yeah, okay, and so Dustin gets 248 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:52,679 Speaker 1: fired goes on to become gold Dust. Dustin looks so cute. 249 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,920 Speaker 1: He had a very unique look. He was a good 250 00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,840 Speaker 1: looking guy back in the day. Yeah. Wow. So they 251 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:05,000 Speaker 1: didn't even bump in that pretty much, right. They would 252 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,679 Speaker 1: hit the side of the truck and they would be like, 253 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,160 Speaker 1: oh my god, they're going to knough the truck over 254 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,839 Speaker 1: or they would fall in the hay. But you know, easy, 255 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,679 Speaker 1: easy payday. And it was you know, they had the 256 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:20,880 Speaker 1: crane shot overhead, they had the camera guy inside. Very unique. Yeah, 257 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,760 Speaker 1: well why would they gig if they were told not 258 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,240 Speaker 1: the gig? I guess they thought it would make the 259 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,200 Speaker 1: mass better and that they would make it look like 260 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,200 Speaker 1: it was a hard way job, which I mean, you know, 261 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:34,600 Speaker 1: I guess if both guys did it caused both Yeah, 262 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:38,880 Speaker 1: that was it. Interesting. Across the water to Japan now 263 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,720 Speaker 1: flagship Nation of Crazy Death matches in Big Japan Pro 264 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,560 Speaker 1: wrestling mitsu. Here in, mats Unaga fought Shadow w X 265 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:47,360 Speaker 1: in an alligated death match. The stipulation was the loser 266 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:51,200 Speaker 1: of the death match had to then fight an alligator Japan. 267 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,280 Speaker 1: Not only was the main match utter carnage featuring barbed 268 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:58,120 Speaker 1: wi boards, barbed white baseball bat, beds of nails. Dumb, dumb, dum, 269 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,640 Speaker 1: Matsunaga lost and he had to. It's a small and 270 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:06,760 Speaker 1: presumably scared alligator, mister Japanese man loopally prodding an alligator 271 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,200 Speaker 1: with his foot, and an alligator who just wanted out 272 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:13,640 Speaker 1: of the ring. Number three, the Chambers of Oh this 273 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,880 Speaker 1: is this is a piece of my old friend. Good 274 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,360 Speaker 1: to see you. The Chamber of Horrors match was exactly that. 275 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:21,800 Speaker 1: An absolute horror show nineteen ninety one. They built a 276 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,880 Speaker 1: gigantic hell and it cell like the scar studded but 277 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:28,040 Speaker 1: just awful, and an electric chair that was loaded to 278 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,560 Speaker 1: the middle of the ring. It was a five on 279 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,600 Speaker 1: five tag match and the match could only be won 280 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,120 Speaker 1: by someone being strapped into the electric chair and have 281 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,800 Speaker 1: someone flip a switch and electrocute them. Yep, a match 282 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:44,080 Speaker 1: where in cafe the loser was killed. Okay, so there's 283 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,640 Speaker 1: the image right, let me go back to that. So 284 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:51,440 Speaker 1: the finish is so it's so messed up right off, 285 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:54,560 Speaker 1: hang on, now that's the explosion, okay, but I just 286 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:59,120 Speaker 1: want to shoo it so it's not on his head, right, 287 00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:03,360 Speaker 1: So he starts like flailing like this when the thing's 288 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,760 Speaker 1: not touching him. Maybe it hadn't flailed so much it 289 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,240 Speaker 1: came off. They know it doesn't fit on his head, 290 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,200 Speaker 1: it doesn't reach, so they had to go to the 291 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,680 Speaker 1: far shot to get the big explosion because this is 292 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,240 Speaker 1: what the picture looks like. Oh my god, have you 293 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:19,360 Speaker 1: ever have you ever been around Abbie? Okay, have you 294 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:25,400 Speaker 1: around him Abby? Yeah? I don't know. I hear weird 295 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,720 Speaker 1: things about him. Yeah, I don't. I don't, probably not. 296 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,520 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if I ever met him. 297 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 1: He's a weird guy from what I hear. Okay, he's 298 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:38,320 Speaker 1: Abdul at the Butcher. It was a star studded match 299 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:41,840 Speaker 1: featuring Sting, the Steiners, Cactus Jack, Big Van Vader, and 300 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,640 Speaker 1: an entire audience of people who thought they'd just seen 301 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:49,920 Speaker 1: a murder or a crap wrestling match. Both Number two 302 00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:53,640 Speaker 1: the no Rope Electrified barbed wi swimming pool Dynamite Double 303 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:57,760 Speaker 1: helld Death match back to Japan and the longest say, 304 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:01,480 Speaker 1: there has to be Japan Frontier Salat's wrestling and let's 305 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,800 Speaker 1: break it down. So the ring is on an island 306 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,359 Speaker 1: in this gigantic pool of water. Stay with us. And 307 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,160 Speaker 1: in addition to the electrified barbed why surrounding half the ring, 308 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:11,680 Speaker 1: stay with us. The water surrounding the ring was lace. 309 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:16,600 Speaker 1: If you fell into the water, the water exploded. Also, 310 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,640 Speaker 1: the rest has had to be transported to the ring 311 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:23,760 Speaker 1: and take a boat. I don't really have much more 312 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:26,760 Speaker 1: to say. And number one the Kennel from Hell match. 313 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,359 Speaker 1: If you thought this wasn't going to give us this, 314 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,320 Speaker 1: I don't care what job you do. So the Big 315 00:17:32,359 --> 00:17:34,800 Speaker 1: boss Man killed Al Snow's dog, Pepper and fed it 316 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,320 Speaker 1: to him. Cool all on board so far. He revenge 317 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,080 Speaker 1: challenged him to a Kennel from Hell match at Unforgiven 318 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:45,600 Speaker 1: nineteen ninety nine. Okay, so the Big boss Man kidnapped 319 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:50,840 Speaker 1: Al Snow's beloved Chihuahua, Pepper, cooked it, fed it to 320 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:55,600 Speaker 1: Al Snow, which is a take on an infamous mister 321 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:59,600 Speaker 1: Fuji rib and they decided to blow it off in 322 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:03,600 Speaker 1: a Kennel from Hell match where the traditional blue steel 323 00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,600 Speaker 1: cage was surrounded by hell and a cell, and around 324 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,680 Speaker 1: the ring were supposed to be rabid rottweilers that would 325 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,400 Speaker 1: tear you to shreds if they came over to their side. 326 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,760 Speaker 1: Were the what do you think the dogs dish were? 327 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:23,160 Speaker 1: They were probably trained, right, let's see if he covers it. Okay, 328 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,240 Speaker 1: put it inside a helmet cell with a pack of 329 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:28,960 Speaker 1: vicious dogs surrounding the ring. That sounds great. Of course, 330 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,920 Speaker 1: the dogs didn't play ball, preferring to sit around, copulate 331 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,879 Speaker 1: with each other, or crap on the floor rather than 332 00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:40,800 Speaker 1: looking at anywhere. And possibly the worst hardcore match ever created. 333 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:44,280 Speaker 1: And that's our list. Did we miss it? So the dogs, Yeah, 334 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:46,840 Speaker 1: they they crapped on the floor. They pissed on the floor. 335 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:50,959 Speaker 1: Two of them were humping as yeah yeah, and they 336 00:18:51,119 --> 00:18:53,600 Speaker 1: like you know, al Snow like had to jump over 337 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,639 Speaker 1: and like pretend like he was like afraid, so he 338 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:57,400 Speaker 1: had a run from them. But they weren't even moving. 339 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,560 Speaker 1: So I wonder if any of the boys stepped in 340 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,639 Speaker 1: the ship, it would have been the camera guys if anything, 341 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,680 Speaker 1: because they were the ones having to navigate through. But 342 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:09,399 Speaker 1: oh so so bad, So you never did anything exploding 343 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:14,680 Speaker 1: and you never had anything with dogs involved. No. Still time, 344 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,720 Speaker 1: still time, Yeah, they're still Oh my gosh, still time 345 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,280 Speaker 1: the seventeenth maybe, and maybe I'll suggest that I do 346 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,960 Speaker 1: think we need to rewatch the Lingerie Battle Royal. I 347 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,320 Speaker 1: think we need I think we need that. That needs 348 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,960 Speaker 1: that just needs like an another re like imagining, because 349 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:35,879 Speaker 1: we watched it like two years ago or something. I 350 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:39,640 Speaker 1: love it. I will watch it every day because it's 351 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:46,920 Speaker 1: hilarious to me. It's it's hanging out, which is chain 352 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:53,600 Speaker 1: smoking back of marble light. Yes, well, until the next 353 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,280 Speaker 1: time we find what else we've got up our sleeves 354 00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:00,280 Speaker 1: for the Queen of Extreme This is the chad, sir. 355 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:01,800 Speaker 1: We'll catch you on the flip side.