WEBVTT - We got lead poisoning

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Lately, is that it?

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<v Speaker 2>No? This is my ring tone?

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<v Speaker 1>That is not your ring tone?

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<v Speaker 2>Call me real quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I know your ring tone. Your ring tone

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<v Speaker 1>is lit.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you ready for this? Guy?

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<v Speaker 1>Damn type louder bitch? Okay, you fucking hit the volume

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<v Speaker 1>button that stops? Why is that the lowest I know?

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<v Speaker 2>I just turned it up hell too.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe because you're in Spotify. It's because you have an

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<v Speaker 1>old phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the speakers are just really bad on.

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<v Speaker 1>This yeah, exause anytime you just play something out loud,

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<v Speaker 1>it's literally impossible to hear it. Well, lately, I've been

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<v Speaker 1>sad because there's that trend on TikTok that's like she

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<v Speaker 1>lives inside me or whatever, and it's like a video

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<v Speaker 1>of someone when they're young. First of all, if you

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<v Speaker 1>were seventeen, stop posted a video of you when you

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<v Speaker 1>were like ten and being like, she lives inside me,

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<v Speaker 1>she is still you, you are you, mabe. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>been making me sad because this is something that always

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<v Speaker 1>makes me so sad. But I have no videos of

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<v Speaker 1>myself before I was like fifteen, when I was self documenting.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any childhood videos. There's a lot of pictures,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think like we were kind of right before

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<v Speaker 1>the boom of it was so normal to have a

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<v Speaker 1>camcorder digital camera forward.

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<v Speaker 2>Two thousand and eight was like the year that smartphones

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<v Speaker 2>like really became like a thing and people started using

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<v Speaker 2>them as like cameras to document people and staff because

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<v Speaker 2>that's when like the iPhone was announced. Was it two

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<v Speaker 2>seven or two? And I think two thousand and eight,

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<v Speaker 2>But I only have three videos, and one of them

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<v Speaker 2>is my brother's beating the fuck out of me and

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<v Speaker 2>like me in the hallway with my legs up like

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<v Speaker 2>in me like doing like that little kick where you

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<v Speaker 2>like kick your legs out really fast. It's like unbeatable,

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's the ultimate defense mechanism when you're like they

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<v Speaker 2>can't get you. And then they eventually did get me

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<v Speaker 2>and started doing what's called like a turkey tap, where

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<v Speaker 2>they like get their finger like this and they tap

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<v Speaker 2>your chest a bunch over and over again, and it

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<v Speaker 2>starts off like harmless, but then after like a minute

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<v Speaker 2>or two, it starts becoming so painful, and then the

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<v Speaker 2>worst part of it all. I wish I could find

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<v Speaker 2>these videos. I know my brother has them. But the

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<v Speaker 2>worst part is they would pin down the arms and

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<v Speaker 2>legs and do that loogie thing where they like do

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<v Speaker 2>like a spit thing. They video, Yeah, they got that

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<v Speaker 2>on video. And then the other ones are my brothers

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<v Speaker 2>forcing me and my sister Madeline to do jackass and

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<v Speaker 2>we get there was like a forest right next to

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<v Speaker 2>my house.

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<v Speaker 1>Amusing you is probably so funny, and.

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<v Speaker 2>They would put us in like little like the little

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<v Speaker 2>carts like the red wagons or whatever, and push us

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<v Speaker 2>down these giant hills and we would bomb these hills.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they one time they put me inside of

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<v Speaker 2>a trash can and rolled me down, Like do you

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<v Speaker 2>remember my old house like that had that big hill

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<v Speaker 2>leading up to the garage. Yeah, they put.

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<v Speaker 1>I moved it because I was chewing on my cookie

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<v Speaker 1>and last time when I was eating my bread, it

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<v Speaker 1>was so much noise and I was really embarrassed. And

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<v Speaker 1>also actually somebody had commented was like, and this bitch

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<v Speaker 1>claims that chewing annoys her. Chewing doesn't fucking annoy me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's in my head.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's always and you're like, we'll freak the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>out if someone is chewing around her. But then she's

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<v Speaker 2>macing on that ship just as loud.

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<v Speaker 1>No, to be fair, at that time, I was so

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<v Speaker 1>fucking nauseous and I was trying to eat that the

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<v Speaker 1>fastest I've ever eaten anything. I was I would have

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<v Speaker 1>been able to give you your fucking entertainment for the week,

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<v Speaker 1>you motherfucking bitch. But I usually chew with my mouth closed,

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<v Speaker 1>and it okay, I won't get it.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, they pushed me down in a trash can

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<v Speaker 2>and I rolled down that little incline and I felt

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<v Speaker 2>like a god.

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<v Speaker 1>Simply you felt like a god because you didn't break

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<v Speaker 1>your neck, and in another universe you broke your neck.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so uh, with that, we'll move on to

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<v Speaker 2>the real pressing matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Way, I didn't talk about how sad it makes me.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes me really sad. And then you know what's

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<v Speaker 1>really sad is I found a tape in my dad's

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<v Speaker 1>like drawer, and I got so excited for really sad

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<v Speaker 1>reasons that I'm not gonna say actually, we could bleep

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<v Speaker 1>it out, and I'm gonna say it because it's actually

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<v Speaker 1>so sad. You have to bleep and cover my mouth

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<v Speaker 1>or I'll cover my mouth to give you less work.

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<v Speaker 1>But it made me so sad because I don't remember sad,

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<v Speaker 1>just really really sad. And then basically the fucking tape

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<v Speaker 1>had nothing on it. It was from my parents work

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<v Speaker 1>because they do houses. They like remodel.

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<v Speaker 2>They were logging, they were.

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<v Speaker 1>They were doing the before and after my Van Life,

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<v Speaker 1>gutting out the house, putting a toilet in the backseat.

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<v Speaker 2>The real plague is van life, thank you? Yeah? One

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<v Speaker 2>of our friends. Yeah, literally, Tina, she is fucking She

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<v Speaker 2>made a video recently killing me like the what was it?

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus free, Jesus freaking by choice and I was she

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<v Speaker 1>goes unapologetically, unapologetically, and then she she's like living in

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<v Speaker 1>r V by choice and then either she like stitched

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<v Speaker 1>it or something in she was like it's started by choice.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no she that was so late. And there have

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<v Speaker 2>been rumors circulating that we have beef with Tina.

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<v Speaker 1>Which I haven't seen, but Drew said that to me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, literally.

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<v Speaker 2>She texted me saying, oh, I guess I think now

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<v Speaker 2>we have like beef. No, yeah, we're done.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna take Tina's baby.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was literally like, should we like fake a

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<v Speaker 2>beef and I was like, oh, wait, you're literally a

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<v Speaker 2>mother and you don't have time. You don't fake drama. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but we don't funk with Tina anymore. Like, yeah, it's done,

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<v Speaker 2>it's done.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you guys, you guys are right, you guys sent

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<v Speaker 1>to this out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>So random to like even like start saying that. I think.

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<v Speaker 1>I think from the Internet people believe that when people

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<v Speaker 1>like feather off there always has to be some huge contemption.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you guys know, we are some of the

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<v Speaker 1>best people on the planet and we don't have beef

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<v Speaker 1>like that like people have. Really, yeah, people are mad

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<v Speaker 1>at me.

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<v Speaker 2>People just get connected to our presence and expect more

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<v Speaker 2>and more and more out of us, and I think

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<v Speaker 2>when they get closer to us, they realize that, oh

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I don't know how to explain it, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think there's a tendency that we can meet people.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the most big headed shit ever. But really

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<v Speaker 1>what it is is we are clowns. We know we

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<v Speaker 1>are clowned, and we know that and people meet us,

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<v Speaker 1>and especially within the entertainment business, people are so not

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<v Speaker 1>accustomed to meeting people and then being so like quick

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<v Speaker 1>at the mouth, like ready.

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<v Speaker 2>To be crazy to them to filth, just.

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<v Speaker 1>Like not really caring and having no social cues, and

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, this is awesome, we should hang out, and

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<v Speaker 1>then if they are lucky enough that we do hang out,

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<v Speaker 1>it's super fun. But then that is our whole social

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<v Speaker 1>battery for the next three weeks and we can't do

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<v Speaker 1>it again. And then it comes like, wow, you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like hanging out with me as much as I liked

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<v Speaker 1>hanging out with you, and it's like, no, I literally

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<v Speaker 1>just cannot give you the energy I think you deserve.

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<v Speaker 1>And for that reason I will be ignoring you for

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<v Speaker 1>three weeks and then coming back and be like, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I almost done.

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<v Speaker 2>But the real matter, the real pressing matter that I

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<v Speaker 2>finally got to the bottom of it. And it took

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<v Speaker 2>me months and months and months and months, maybe even

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<v Speaker 2>years to figure out, really what's wrong with me? But

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<v Speaker 2>I found out that we've been drinking from lead cups

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<v Speaker 2>for the last year.

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<v Speaker 1>What's wrong with you? Something else is wrong with you

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<v Speaker 1>because you don't drink out of cups?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, I do, I do, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I do this thing where it's so easy to do

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<v Speaker 2>and I wish everyone would do it, but I understand

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<v Speaker 2>that it's nasty. But I have one cup or one

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<v Speaker 2>bottle that I drink out of for a week straight,

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<v Speaker 2>and sometimes I don't wash it because it's only my

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<v Speaker 2>lips going on.

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<v Speaker 1>It is so nasty though, because sometimes in the daylight

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<v Speaker 1>you can see the rim of saliva that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Built up all No, it's my it's my chapstick.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so nasty, and I'm just like ew, And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if I should wash it or not, because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, he just likes this.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a flavor. You can't wash the flavor off. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the dried spit flavor. But yeah, we have lead poisoning.

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<v Speaker 2>I bought lead testers because I was like, Okay, it's

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<v Speaker 2>not black mold, it's not CO two poisoning. Also, I

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<v Speaker 2>figured out that sleeping under wires or some ship I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>He heard from a friend whose parent was worried for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I found out. I came to the conclusion and

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<v Speaker 2>there's this is so I bought. I bought a Geiger

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<v Speaker 2>carnch to test for EMF radiation. So I'm gonna just

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<v Speaker 2>put it up on my bed and if it does

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<v Speaker 2>come back that I've been sleeping under rads. My landlord

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<v Speaker 2>is getting sued.

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<v Speaker 1>Drew likes to do this thing where instead of recognizing

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<v Speaker 1>that not only does he suffer from depression in ADHD,

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<v Speaker 1>but had intense substance love in his primitive view in

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<v Speaker 1>your primitive.

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<v Speaker 2>Years, my formative and in.

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<v Speaker 1>Your formative years and then moved on to your adult

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<v Speaker 1>life to only eat literally like fucking syrups and cornflower

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<v Speaker 1>and sunflower oil and not leave the house for weeks

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<v Speaker 1>at a time and sit on his iPad. He uses

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<v Speaker 1>his iPad. He uses his iPad so much that I

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<v Speaker 1>think Apple should give him another iPad or get into

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<v Speaker 1>his chip and find out how much screen time over

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<v Speaker 1>the time it started up versus now and give him

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<v Speaker 1>an award for it. And then he goes outside every

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<v Speaker 1>now and then is like I literally he goes outside

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<v Speaker 1>and I make sure I make sure Buddy gets a

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<v Speaker 1>good meal in him, and he's like, I literally feel

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<v Speaker 1>like a new human. This is so insane. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe the life of it. This day.

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<v Speaker 2>The last two weeks, I've been fighting off trying to

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<v Speaker 2>kill myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Booh, what's the fight for?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I've been like battling I've been battling the strongest

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<v Speaker 2>battle I've had in a very long time, and I

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<v Speaker 2>just would spend hours and hours and hours a day

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<v Speaker 2>on my iPhone. And yesterday I woke up and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, you know what, like I'm not getting on

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<v Speaker 2>my phone all.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd die the living room for the first time that like,

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<v Speaker 1>literally I was in the living room and it was shocking.

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<v Speaker 2>It was bad. I like, I have literally isolated for

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<v Speaker 2>two weeks. And something about me is I make myself

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<v Speaker 2>way too open to communication, Like if someone text me

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<v Speaker 2>or call me, I text them or called them back immediately,

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<v Speaker 2>which is like a really bad habit. And we shouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be connected in that way and we should just be

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<v Speaker 2>able to go three weeks without talking to someone and

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<v Speaker 2>know that the love is still there. But for some reason, society,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's society.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm really good at that. I do not.

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<v Speaker 1>I wake up max to one text a day and

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<v Speaker 1>that's like, that's literally I'm like, whoa, I woke up

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<v Speaker 1>to a text and usually the texts O'Ryan at three am,

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<v Speaker 1>high as fuck and the last TikTok she sent me

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<v Speaker 1>before she fell asleep.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so I've but That's one thing about me

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<v Speaker 2>is I responded to all my texts, but for the

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<v Speaker 2>last two weeks, I have not been reaching out to anyone,

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<v Speaker 2>texting anyone back, Like I have three hundred and something

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<v Speaker 2>unread text messages, three hundred and twenty seven unread text messages,

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<v Speaker 2>which is so unlike me. So if you've been getting

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<v Speaker 2>that end of my stick, I'm sorry. But I've literally

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<v Speaker 2>just been trying not to kill myself for the last

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<v Speaker 2>two weeks. But I woke up yesterday and was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to use my phone today and see

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<v Speaker 2>what happens. And I didn't open TikTok or get all

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<v Speaker 2>my iPad on YouTube immediately, and I put a meal

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<v Speaker 2>in me before noon.

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<v Speaker 1>And I had took the talking thing. I came home

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<v Speaker 1>and before two pm there was a md Chipotle bat

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<v Speaker 1>and not an.

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<v Speaker 2>Empty bag of Cheetos. That's another thing. But I've been

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<v Speaker 2>actually like taking steps in my life to make it

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<v Speaker 2>more uh more livable. Yeah, I think I've been getting

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<v Speaker 2>off my phone as much I've been eating at normal times.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been trying to text the people back that I

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<v Speaker 2>have been needing to text back for weeks. What else

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<v Speaker 2>did I do?

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<v Speaker 1>I think about you is you are really good at

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<v Speaker 1>keeping in contact with your family. You talk to your

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<v Speaker 1>family more than anyone I know, and it makes me

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<v Speaker 1>really jealous. But I just don't want to do that

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't talk to anybody.

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<v Speaker 2>When I'm talking to my family, it's it means that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really low. Like when I call my mom a bunch,

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<v Speaker 2>it's because I'm really sad.

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<v Speaker 1>But you, I feel like, no matter you're I try

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to me, your your feelings. You talk to

0:13:39.920 --> 0:13:42.839
<v Speaker 1>them a lot, but specifically Madeline. You and Madeline talk like.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got really close recently, especially the baby, literally the

0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:51.959
<v Speaker 2>babies in the house. But no, all that aside is

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<v Speaker 2>just taking care of the baby. So I have lead

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<v Speaker 2>poisoning is when I came to the conclusion because I

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<v Speaker 2>bought lead tester strips and I tested all the mugs

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<v Speaker 2>and two of them had a disgusting amount of lead.

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<v Speaker 2>Like those bitches lit up bright purple after I tested them.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're getting rid of those. They're still sitting on

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<v Speaker 2>our countertop because I don't know, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Have an emotional connection to on. I'll show y'all when

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<v Speaker 1>I show it to them. They're gonna literally some of

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<v Speaker 1>them will know the cup because I genuinely used it

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<v Speaker 1>almost every day for a year.

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<v Speaker 2>But we've been sipping out of lead cups.

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<v Speaker 1>I am the one who probably has but that also

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<v Speaker 1>that goes through my point. Bitch, nothing can kill me,

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<v Speaker 1>like I am literally built different than you bitches, because

0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:37.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna kill you cup for literally no, I would

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<v Speaker 1>kill myself if I started forgetting shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Bitch, what you don't. That's the scariest part is you

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<v Speaker 2>don't even realize if when.

0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:48.080
<v Speaker 1>I was two. Okay, actually, I'll write I'll have everybody

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<v Speaker 1>in my life sign a thing that once I start

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<v Speaker 1>suffering from Alzheimer's, I have to be put down.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I like me when there's probably.

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<v Speaker 1>People me, I'm like, there's probably someone loosening.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally my grandma. She's a lovely woman. No, I think

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<v Speaker 2>she has dementia, but she just got out of rehab,

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<v Speaker 2>which is lit.

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<v Speaker 3>It's this cup. What's really sad. I'm yelling so that

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<v Speaker 3>the mic pick it up. What's really sad is this

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<v Speaker 3>cup didn't have fucking lead. And I was so excited

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<v Speaker 3>because this is one of my favorite cups. I got

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<v Speaker 3>it in Japan. I love it so fucking much.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it was thirty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's really expensive because it's like a hand drawn,

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<v Speaker 1>like really nice. It's a movement mug or a little cup.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was so excited because I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, this was the one that I thought had

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<v Speaker 1>lead poisoning in it. And I only got to use

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<v Speaker 1>a few times because I was like, all right, let

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<v Speaker 1>me not push my luck because this is gonna kill me. Meanwhile,

0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:41.320
<v Speaker 1>I was literally when I was sick, I drank like

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<v Speaker 1>eight million teas out of this and that was like

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<v Speaker 1>in the past, like three weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I broke this on the fucking sank.

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<v Speaker 2>And she had another one of those little baby cups

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<v Speaker 2>that I was like, oh, that's a lead and she

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<v Speaker 2>was like, no, it's not, and uh she oh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>literally right over there. And she was like, oh, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna put I'm not gonna drink out of it.

0:15:57.920 --> 0:15:59.680
<v Speaker 2>Then I'm gonna put my toothbrush in it. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, no, don't use anything that you suspect has

0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:05.600
<v Speaker 2>led in it. Tested that one and it was leaded

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck out too, But yeah, I just wait for

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<v Speaker 2>the emf RADS detector video to drop, because it's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>come soon, probably in next week's episode.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just so shocked that this one has lead paint

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<v Speaker 1>on it. I love this one. Oh wait, what's the

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<v Speaker 1>issue with it is? Isn't it bad? Babe? Touching it

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<v Speaker 1>now isn't gonna kill me? I already had it so much.

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<v Speaker 2>Ten thousand times more than the legal limit is in

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<v Speaker 2>that cup.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so sad. I used this cup so much, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if somebody went on the like through all

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast episodes to see how many times just on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. Yeah, I used this cup. This cup was dirty,

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<v Speaker 1>because what's the issue, Like, you definitely have lead poisoning

0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:47.880
<v Speaker 1>because I would wash this and then wash all the

0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:51.200
<v Speaker 1>other dishes with it. So everything we have is coded

0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:53.560
<v Speaker 1>in it. But this cup gave me beautiful memories and

0:16:53.640 --> 0:16:56.480
<v Speaker 1>good times, and I really don't I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>throw it away, like still nineteen seventy five, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Ice spice cup. I didn't realize you had an ice

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<v Speaker 2>spice cup.

0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:09.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this one was predicting her birth. Yeah, they made

0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:11.800
<v Speaker 1>it when one of her parents was born, because they

0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:13.439
<v Speaker 1>were like, you will give birth to a queen.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of ice spice, I love her. Speaking of ice Spice,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you know. Oh it's a relic now,

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<v Speaker 2>that's nice. But yeah, speaking of Ice Spice, the selfie kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember the selfie kid that took the selfie

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<v Speaker 2>at the Super Bowl with Justin Timberlake. Yeah, he was

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<v Speaker 2>arrested on I think felony charges inside of a California

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<v Speaker 2>Piacha pizza kitchen kitchen for fighting and beating kid people up.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, what does that have to do with ice Spice.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing. I just wanted it to transition. But yeah, he

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<v Speaker 2>was arrested and his mugshots are out there. The selfie kid,

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<v Speaker 2>I actually don't think ever really happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you're saying it, I don't know who that is.

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<v Speaker 1>And when you said the selfie kid, I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were talking about like that selfie Ellen took that was

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<v Speaker 1>the most like selfie on the planet for a while.

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<v Speaker 2>It was basically the same vibe. This kid, Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That I have seen him. Well, he's like ten years old.

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<v Speaker 1>Who was he beating up?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know he's no, he's old now. I think

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<v Speaker 2>he's nineteen or twenty now. But yeah, and if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't know the selfie kid, I'm sure everyone does, because

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<v Speaker 2>it's impossible not to know. He took pictures with Justin

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<v Speaker 2>Timberlake at the Super Bowl. Became like a viral sensation,

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<v Speaker 2>like the Ellen degenerous, the Ellen degenerate effect took over,

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<v Speaker 2>and she had him on a show kind of like

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<v Speaker 2>the Van's Guys, Damn Daniel. But yeah the hell had

0:18:48.960 --> 0:18:50.439
<v Speaker 2>selfie see or oh my god.

0:18:50.280 --> 0:18:53.280
<v Speaker 1>Self seed selfie should have been on Ellen selfie. She

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<v Speaker 1>should have got her time on Ellen.

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<v Speaker 2>Ran this fucking world.

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<v Speaker 1>Going on Ellen is like facing a prison sentence.

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<v Speaker 2>Or doctor Phil. I feel like would have been a

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<v Speaker 2>good fit for like being bullied, like yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah he beat people up in the kitchen California

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<v Speaker 2>Pizza Kitchen and in Pomona.

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<v Speaker 1>California Pizza Chicken in California Kitchen Chicken or whatever the

0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:18.840
<v Speaker 1>fuck it is. Both of those places, I fucking hate

0:19:18.880 --> 0:19:20.879
<v Speaker 1>something about them. They give me the worst fucking vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't stand a restaurant location that I know

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<v Speaker 1>is giving me frozen meals and heating it up and

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<v Speaker 1>just playing it off that it's not yeah, playing it

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<v Speaker 1>off like it's fresh. That's not fresh.

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<v Speaker 2>The mac and cheese from Panera is frozen, and I

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<v Speaker 2>would I would shove that up my pussy right now.

0:19:38.840 --> 0:19:40.840
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't make only fans.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know if the mac and cheese from

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<v Speaker 1>Chick fil A is frozen, because I got some last

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<v Speaker 1>night and it was the best. That sh it's busting busting.

0:19:49.720 --> 0:19:50.879
<v Speaker 2>That ship was bust and busting.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, how do you do that with your boys? What

0:19:53.119 --> 0:19:53.840
<v Speaker 1>are you doing with yours?

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<v Speaker 2>And you're like eating that word, Yeah it tastes good.

0:19:58.160 --> 0:20:01.040
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it was fucking delicious. What did we do yesterday?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I've literally I haven't been My days have been

0:20:03.800 --> 0:20:06.199
<v Speaker 1>going by rapidly. But all I know is that I

0:20:06.200 --> 0:20:08.399
<v Speaker 1>haven't been playing Fortnite as much and I need to

0:20:08.400 --> 0:20:08.600
<v Speaker 1>do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I started Last of Us and it's really fun, but

0:20:11.640 --> 0:20:15.760
<v Speaker 1>that game is so fucking long, like damn, like damn,

0:20:16.119 --> 0:20:21.399
<v Speaker 1>but it is like scary for some reason. He I know.

0:20:21.480 --> 0:20:23.240
<v Speaker 1>I keep trying to get drud to watch me play

0:20:23.280 --> 0:20:25.960
<v Speaker 1>and he's like refusing, and I'm like, you said you

0:20:26.000 --> 0:20:27.720
<v Speaker 1>wanted to come and watch me play Last Nus. I

0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:29.880
<v Speaker 1>have six hours of work in that game and I'm

0:20:29.880 --> 0:20:34.159
<v Speaker 1>not kidding. I haven't even caught it up to like

0:20:34.280 --> 0:20:37.600
<v Speaker 1>where the show is like I'm like three episodes behind.

0:20:37.600 --> 0:20:41.120
<v Speaker 1>I haven't even met Frank and Bill yet in the game.

0:20:41.320 --> 0:20:44.360
<v Speaker 1>That's how far behind I am. I'm literally so far behind,

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<v Speaker 1>but it just takes me so long.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, did you see that they're gonna let you have

0:20:49.480 --> 0:20:50.520
<v Speaker 5>sex and Fortnite? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you fucking kidding me?

0:20:52.440 --> 0:20:52.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:20:52.880 --> 0:20:56.520
<v Speaker 5>It's like DLC, we need to play?

0:20:55.119 --> 0:20:57.920
<v Speaker 2>We should we just turn this off?

0:20:58.080 --> 0:21:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm playing. I might switch right behind me.

0:21:00.119 --> 0:21:02.399
<v Speaker 2>She just started up and it was playing before this,

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<v Speaker 2>and she started a game and started getting mad at

0:21:04.520 --> 0:21:06.919
<v Speaker 2>us for like something that didn't even happen.

0:21:06.760 --> 0:21:10.080
<v Speaker 1>Right, No, no, no, I was like joining the game. I

0:21:10.440 --> 0:21:12.680
<v Speaker 1>just jumped out the bus and I was like, let

0:21:12.680 --> 0:21:14.640
<v Speaker 1>me turn this off because I know when y'all tell

0:21:14.680 --> 0:21:16.680
<v Speaker 1>me to put it away to start the fucking episode,

0:21:16.680 --> 0:21:18.400
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna piss me off because I'm gonna be deep

0:21:18.400 --> 0:21:21.480
<v Speaker 1>in a game. Oh my god, me and Josie. Okay,

0:21:21.680 --> 0:21:26.680
<v Speaker 1>listen to this. I had I got a victory royale,

0:21:27.240 --> 0:21:29.840
<v Speaker 1>and then I chopped on with Josie. I got a

0:21:29.920 --> 0:21:34.640
<v Speaker 1>victory royale solo twelve kills, then hopped on with Josie

0:21:34.880 --> 0:21:39.280
<v Speaker 1>another twelve kill game, then another game, seven kill game.

0:21:40.119 --> 0:21:42.320
<v Speaker 2>Then you brought me on and I had a nineteen

0:21:42.400 --> 0:21:42.920
<v Speaker 2>kill game.

0:21:43.080 --> 0:21:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that game I only had eleven kills because

0:21:45.680 --> 0:21:48.000
<v Speaker 1>Drew is a fucking monster to play with because he

0:21:48.080 --> 0:21:50.879
<v Speaker 1>runs away from everybody to go get kills. And it's like,

0:21:51.040 --> 0:21:52.840
<v Speaker 1>we're supposed to be in this together.

0:21:52.680 --> 0:21:54.800
<v Speaker 2>Because what's the point of the game, like if I'm.

0:21:54.840 --> 0:21:57.960
<v Speaker 1>Way as a team as a team, but yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to let y'all know that I am still

0:22:00.280 --> 0:22:04.480
<v Speaker 1>out here getting vic royals. I'm not flopping, I'm still

0:22:04.520 --> 0:22:05.680
<v Speaker 1>on my VR shit.

0:22:06.359 --> 0:22:10.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, this is the craziest shit ever that I

0:22:10.600 --> 0:22:13.920
<v Speaker 2>think suspect might have been the beginning of my spiral.

0:22:14.520 --> 0:22:15.719
<v Speaker 1>I've let on my pants.

0:22:16.240 --> 0:22:21.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but have you ever really truly thought about germs

0:22:21.640 --> 0:22:22.320
<v Speaker 2>and virus?

0:22:22.480 --> 0:22:22.680
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

0:22:23.000 --> 0:22:29.879
<v Speaker 2>Yes, there's like an entire like micro universe of bugs,

0:22:29.880 --> 0:22:33.760
<v Speaker 2>of billions and trillions and quadrillions whatever the fucking number is,

0:22:34.080 --> 0:22:37.000
<v Speaker 2>of just little critters that we can't see, that are

0:22:37.119 --> 0:22:40.840
<v Speaker 2>constantly at fucking war, just killing each other, and like,

0:22:41.920 --> 0:22:43.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't know it just it was blowing my mind

0:22:43.440 --> 0:22:45.440
<v Speaker 2>because I was like, oh, they're just like literally on

0:22:45.480 --> 0:22:47.520
<v Speaker 2>my skin right now, and I can't see them unless

0:22:47.520 --> 0:22:49.680
<v Speaker 2>I had a microscope and then on top of that,

0:22:49.960 --> 0:22:52.280
<v Speaker 2>have you ever thought about a white blood cell? No,

0:22:52.840 --> 0:22:56.560
<v Speaker 2>white blood cells are like the most rider die fucking

0:22:56.840 --> 0:22:57.960
<v Speaker 2>cell ever made.

0:22:58.000 --> 0:22:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Like some people call me a white blood cell because

0:22:59.840 --> 0:23:02.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like that, like the feel you're.

0:23:02.200 --> 0:23:05.480
<v Speaker 2>So right or I and I'm going to save your life.

0:23:05.520 --> 0:23:08.240
<v Speaker 2>And the other thing that was freaking me out was

0:23:08.280 --> 0:23:13.320
<v Speaker 2>that white blood cells still like can't live outside of

0:23:13.359 --> 0:23:15.800
<v Speaker 2>your body. Like it's compared to like how we can't

0:23:15.800 --> 0:23:18.880
<v Speaker 2>breathe underwater. They can't live outside your body. Doesn't make

0:23:18.880 --> 0:23:22.000
<v Speaker 2>sense to me because they heal your wounds outside your body. Whatever.

0:23:22.480 --> 0:23:24.960
<v Speaker 2>The craziest thing is that if you take a white

0:23:24.960 --> 0:23:26.920
<v Speaker 2>blood cell out and like you have an infection in

0:23:26.960 --> 0:23:28.840
<v Speaker 2>your blood and you put it on like a slide

0:23:29.359 --> 0:23:33.359
<v Speaker 2>on the slide, it is still programmed to attack and

0:23:33.480 --> 0:23:36.880
<v Speaker 2>kill like the infection for fifteen minutes. It is too

0:23:37.680 --> 0:23:40.320
<v Speaker 2>like it's already sentenced to death and it's still fighting

0:23:40.320 --> 0:23:42.119
<v Speaker 2>for your body. It just it's breaking.

0:23:42.119 --> 0:23:43.600
<v Speaker 1>It's someone like that in my life.

0:23:44.840 --> 0:23:47.920
<v Speaker 2>No, I can't survive fifteen minutes without you, and I'd

0:23:47.960 --> 0:23:49.920
<v Speaker 2>kill for you. I have killed for you.

0:23:49.920 --> 0:23:51.760
<v Speaker 1>No you haven't. Oh.

0:23:51.800 --> 0:23:56.399
<v Speaker 2>The central part, Yeah, that's why I'm so good is

0:23:56.440 --> 0:23:58.520
<v Speaker 2>because I do things for you that you don't even

0:23:58.600 --> 0:23:59.400
<v Speaker 2>realize I did.

0:23:59.480 --> 0:24:01.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh well, I don't though that I ever wanted you

0:24:01.080 --> 0:24:03.159
<v Speaker 1>to kill someone from me, So like, if that falls

0:24:03.200 --> 0:24:05.000
<v Speaker 1>on you, oh you know what I thought about the

0:24:05.000 --> 0:24:07.040
<v Speaker 1>other day. Also, yes, I have thought about the fucking

0:24:07.080 --> 0:24:10.920
<v Speaker 1>germs because when I get out of the shower. Also,

0:24:11.000 --> 0:24:13.000
<v Speaker 1>this is another thing I haven't said. One of my

0:24:13.080 --> 0:24:15.399
<v Speaker 1>like little my rules of my life. Like this is

0:24:15.440 --> 0:24:16.600
<v Speaker 1>one of my is when she's.

0:24:16.560 --> 0:24:18.879
<v Speaker 2>Washing her ash in the shower, it's the most disgusting

0:24:18.920 --> 0:24:22.600
<v Speaker 2>thing ever. She gets shit under her fingernails and instead

0:24:22.960 --> 0:24:25.080
<v Speaker 2>of washing it off in the shower, she wipes it

0:24:25.080 --> 0:24:27.000
<v Speaker 2>on the shower curtain. She's like, let me get the

0:24:27.080 --> 0:24:28.639
<v Speaker 2>shit off, and she does that.

0:24:28.720 --> 0:24:32.120
<v Speaker 1>It's distrusted, dude, No, Like, why would I do that?

0:24:33.760 --> 0:24:34.600
<v Speaker 2>It's nasty.

0:24:35.440 --> 0:24:37.480
<v Speaker 1>But one of my rules is that after I get

0:24:37.520 --> 0:24:40.760
<v Speaker 1>out of the shower, I cannot sit on the toilet.

0:24:41.400 --> 0:24:45.200
<v Speaker 1>So and it like sounds like it doesn't make sense,

0:24:45.280 --> 0:24:48.879
<v Speaker 1>but let me. But here's the thing is, if like

0:24:48.960 --> 0:24:51.280
<v Speaker 1>two hours or like an hour goes by, Okay, it

0:24:51.320 --> 0:24:53.360
<v Speaker 1>all depends. If I take a shower and I'm about

0:24:53.400 --> 0:24:55.000
<v Speaker 1>to hang out with you guys in the living room,

0:24:55.080 --> 0:24:57.199
<v Speaker 1>I can get on the toilet, but not immediately. I

0:24:57.200 --> 0:25:00.239
<v Speaker 1>would have to put my clothes on and then go

0:25:00.359 --> 0:25:01.960
<v Speaker 1>chill and then be like Okay, yeah, now I really

0:25:02.000 --> 0:25:04.080
<v Speaker 1>have the pee, but I'm all dried up and I'm

0:25:04.119 --> 0:25:05.600
<v Speaker 1>gonna be up for a few hours so i can

0:25:05.600 --> 0:25:07.960
<v Speaker 1>go pee. But the thing is, if I get out

0:25:08.000 --> 0:25:09.800
<v Speaker 1>of the shower and I'm about to like right after

0:25:09.840 --> 0:25:11.640
<v Speaker 1>the shower, I'm gonna go lay down and I need

0:25:11.640 --> 0:25:13.840
<v Speaker 1>to pee, I need to pop a squat like I'm

0:25:13.840 --> 0:25:15.400
<v Speaker 1>in a public That.

0:25:15.520 --> 0:25:21.879
<v Speaker 2>Is my rapper name, Papa squat, Papa squat. That's lit.

0:25:23.480 --> 0:25:26.480
<v Speaker 2>Josh has a really good one. It's Papa pill.

0:25:27.080 --> 0:25:28.080
<v Speaker 1>Papa pill is good.

0:25:28.520 --> 0:25:29.359
<v Speaker 2>P O P p A.

0:25:30.640 --> 0:25:32.280
<v Speaker 1>I feel like it should just be p A p

0:25:33.200 --> 0:25:37.320
<v Speaker 1>A pill because like Papa pill, like pop a pill

0:25:37.400 --> 0:25:38.040
<v Speaker 1>Like that's.

0:25:37.840 --> 0:25:41.600
<v Speaker 2>Like no, It's like it's like I'm daddy. Also, that's

0:25:41.640 --> 0:25:42.120
<v Speaker 2>another thing.

0:25:42.200 --> 0:25:43.679
<v Speaker 1>That's why I'm saying it should be p A P

0:25:43.880 --> 0:25:47.320
<v Speaker 1>A pill instead of p O P P A because

0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:49.400
<v Speaker 1>who calls their papa?

0:25:49.400 --> 0:25:49.520
<v Speaker 2>Do?

0:25:49.600 --> 0:25:52.639
<v Speaker 1>People call them? But do they not spell it p A.

0:25:52.760 --> 0:25:55.480
<v Speaker 2>P A People do, but people spell it both ways.

0:25:55.520 --> 0:25:59.840
<v Speaker 2>I just think it looks phonetically. It flows better when

0:25:59.840 --> 0:26:01.399
<v Speaker 2>it Poppa.

0:26:01.200 --> 0:26:03.919
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think it's better when it's Pa pa Pi.

0:26:04.119 --> 0:26:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Well, this is fuck? What was I going to say,

0:26:05.960 --> 0:26:12.600
<v Speaker 2>God Grammer? Oh the fact that I'm like literally daddy

0:26:12.640 --> 0:26:17.920
<v Speaker 2>as fucked, like I'm sexy hot, like no one's talking

0:26:17.960 --> 0:26:18.359
<v Speaker 2>about that.

0:26:19.040 --> 0:26:23.679
<v Speaker 5>You were talking about it, how.

0:26:25.600 --> 0:26:26.359
<v Speaker 2>You've laughed at me.

0:26:28.000 --> 0:26:30.959
<v Speaker 1>But I'm all porous. My pores are open, and if

0:26:31.000 --> 0:26:32.880
<v Speaker 1>I sit on the toilet, all the pores will get

0:26:32.920 --> 0:26:34.560
<v Speaker 1>into me, and then when I get in my bed,

0:26:34.760 --> 0:26:37.840
<v Speaker 1>all the germs will be one in. All the fucking

0:26:37.920 --> 0:26:39.800
<v Speaker 1>germs will get into my pores, and then when I

0:26:39.840 --> 0:26:42.280
<v Speaker 1>get in bed, I'll just be covered in germs and

0:26:42.359 --> 0:26:45.400
<v Speaker 1>get it on my bed. So I have to pop

0:26:45.440 --> 0:26:45.920
<v Speaker 1>a squat.

0:26:46.160 --> 0:26:49.840
<v Speaker 2>That's a very debilitating lifestyle. But I understand the logic.

0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:50.760
<v Speaker 2>The logic is there.

0:26:50.960 --> 0:26:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And then but then sometimes I think I've said

0:26:53.800 --> 0:26:56.240
<v Speaker 1>this sometimes, like if I've washed my hands, like the

0:26:56.800 --> 0:26:58.840
<v Speaker 1>the calculated like four or five times that I have

0:26:59.000 --> 0:27:01.440
<v Speaker 1>to after using the back room. But then sometimes before

0:27:01.480 --> 0:27:04.120
<v Speaker 1>I go to bed, I'm so convinced that I'm gonna

0:27:04.119 --> 0:27:06.159
<v Speaker 1>piss myself. So I'm like trying to force myself to

0:27:06.200 --> 0:27:08.600
<v Speaker 1>pee because I'm like I can't get up again. I like,

0:27:08.720 --> 0:27:10.880
<v Speaker 1>can't do this. I need to get my pee out,

0:27:11.600 --> 0:27:13.680
<v Speaker 1>and sometimes like a little more people come out and

0:27:13.680 --> 0:27:14.960
<v Speaker 1>then I'm like okay, and I'll wipe my.

0:27:15.160 --> 0:27:17.680
<v Speaker 2>Also, why don't you ever flush the toilet when you

0:27:17.760 --> 0:27:18.440
<v Speaker 2>pee in the middle of it?

0:27:18.600 --> 0:27:21.080
<v Speaker 1>Well, because I don't want it to make a loud sound,

0:27:21.440 --> 0:27:23.879
<v Speaker 1>Like I get like worried that it'll like wake someone up.

0:27:23.920 --> 0:27:26.000
<v Speaker 1>But I think I do that because in my and

0:27:26.119 --> 0:27:29.200
<v Speaker 1>house I grew up in, the bathroom was right between

0:27:29.320 --> 0:27:31.000
<v Speaker 1>both rooms, and it would wake people.

0:27:31.160 --> 0:27:33.600
<v Speaker 2>I assumed it was just so you didn't wake us up.

0:27:33.760 --> 0:27:36.800
<v Speaker 1>Also, sometimes that's like when I literally am having my

0:27:36.920 --> 0:27:38.440
<v Speaker 1>issue where I'm like, oh, I have to p to

0:27:38.520 --> 0:27:40.879
<v Speaker 1>p have to pee, and I keep like fake peeing,

0:27:41.080 --> 0:27:42.240
<v Speaker 1>and then I'm like, I don't want to flush the

0:27:42.280 --> 0:27:44.879
<v Speaker 1>toilet like eight times. That's so wasteful, and I'm like

0:27:45.000 --> 0:27:47.440
<v Speaker 1>it's literally like two drops and a fucking wish of

0:27:47.480 --> 0:27:49.800
<v Speaker 1>a paper towel, so like I'm not gonna flush it.

0:27:50.160 --> 0:27:51.440
<v Speaker 1>But that's why I don't do that.

0:27:51.680 --> 0:27:54.560
<v Speaker 2>But then because that shit is potent, like when I

0:27:54.760 --> 0:27:57.000
<v Speaker 2>like I smell it and taste.

0:27:56.720 --> 0:27:57.800
<v Speaker 1>It, smell wakes you up.

0:27:57.840 --> 0:28:00.560
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes when I get my fucking two fresh in there

0:28:00.640 --> 0:28:02.199
<v Speaker 2>to brush my teeth like it.

0:28:02.320 --> 0:28:05.320
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, wait, you know in the water in the sink, no,

0:28:05.600 --> 0:28:06.000
<v Speaker 1>into the.

0:28:06.920 --> 0:28:10.600
<v Speaker 2>You like your toilet water, like your pea water. It

0:28:10.760 --> 0:28:12.760
<v Speaker 2>just it gets your teeth like extra clean.

0:28:12.960 --> 0:28:17.960
<v Speaker 1>I guess thats ver. Yeah, Well, sometimes next time I

0:28:18.000 --> 0:28:19.359
<v Speaker 1>have BV, I could just give you some of that,

0:28:19.440 --> 0:28:23.800
<v Speaker 1>because I'm sure it's very acidic bacteria. I use my

0:28:24.160 --> 0:28:27.920
<v Speaker 1>BV discharge to whiteen my teeth because it's so acidic.

0:28:28.000 --> 0:28:31.120
<v Speaker 1>So I'll put some on a tinfoil and I thire

0:28:31.160 --> 0:28:33.240
<v Speaker 1>out my teeth in it. And then it does suck

0:28:33.280 --> 0:28:34.679
<v Speaker 1>when it gets on your tongue, but you just got

0:28:34.800 --> 0:28:37.920
<v Speaker 1>to do a good job of like sitting still. And

0:28:38.080 --> 0:28:40.520
<v Speaker 1>sometimes it can be splotchy because some of those chunks

0:28:40.560 --> 0:28:44.480
<v Speaker 1>are a little more condensed with acidity than others. I

0:28:44.720 --> 0:28:46.280
<v Speaker 1>have good news. I've been beating.

0:28:46.360 --> 0:28:54.360
<v Speaker 2>Vaginas are fucking nasty. Wow, vaginas are fucking scary.

0:28:56.480 --> 0:28:57.760
<v Speaker 1>That's not shocking coming from you.

0:28:58.720 --> 0:29:04.040
<v Speaker 5>I think they're beautiful. Oh, I'm just saying, I haven't

0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:05.080
<v Speaker 5>haven't said anything.

0:29:05.240 --> 0:29:08.040
<v Speaker 1>If a guy tells you that he's really good at head, girl.

0:29:07.920 --> 0:29:11.320
<v Speaker 2>Just fucking you're looking at kai and that thought coming

0:29:11.360 --> 0:29:12.200
<v Speaker 2>in your head.

0:29:12.360 --> 0:29:15.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was Kai saying vaginas are beautiful. I feel

0:29:15.160 --> 0:29:17.520
<v Speaker 1>like men who are like, oh fuckka gorgeous.

0:29:17.960 --> 0:29:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Kai's bit for the first fucking six months that we

0:29:21.560 --> 0:29:24.000
<v Speaker 2>knew him was that he was really good at giving head.

0:29:24.040 --> 0:29:26.880
<v Speaker 2>He was like the O G munch like that was

0:29:27.000 --> 0:29:27.600
<v Speaker 2>his vibe.

0:29:27.720 --> 0:29:29.880
<v Speaker 1>Patrick the other day was talking to Josh and I

0:29:29.920 --> 0:29:31.520
<v Speaker 1>don't think I did I say this already. I don't

0:29:31.560 --> 0:29:34.280
<v Speaker 1>think he's ever heard the term munch because he likes

0:29:34.320 --> 0:29:36.040
<v Speaker 1>in a different planet. Yeah, and he was like, oh,

0:29:36.480 --> 0:29:37.960
<v Speaker 1>like I just love a girl who munches. I like

0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:40.320
<v Speaker 1>a girl who munches. And then he's like, I'm always unching.

0:29:40.560 --> 0:29:44.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm always munching. I am always munching. Oh yeah, do

0:29:44.200 --> 0:29:46.800
<v Speaker 1>fish my my peace stories. I think that's it, Like, yeah,

0:29:46.920 --> 0:29:50.080
<v Speaker 1>it's oh. But sometimes after the third time I've tried

0:29:50.120 --> 0:29:51.600
<v Speaker 1>to pee, I'm like, I can't wash my hands again

0:29:51.600 --> 0:29:53.640
<v Speaker 1>because now I'm stripping the oils from my hands. I'm

0:29:53.640 --> 0:29:55.400
<v Speaker 1>gonna get old lady hands because I keep washing my

0:29:55.480 --> 0:29:57.840
<v Speaker 1>hands and I already put lotion back on my hands,

0:29:58.480 --> 0:30:01.840
<v Speaker 1>so I'll not use I'll not wash my hands, but

0:30:01.920 --> 0:30:04.520
<v Speaker 1>before I wipe I use the most insane amount of

0:30:04.600 --> 0:30:06.360
<v Speaker 1>toilet paper because I'm like, I have to do everything

0:30:06.440 --> 0:30:09.280
<v Speaker 1>to make sure I don't get baccy on my hand.

0:30:09.360 --> 0:30:13.440
<v Speaker 2>Crazy. It is like, I'm surprised it's not clogged every

0:30:13.520 --> 0:30:15.240
<v Speaker 2>time I walk into the bathroom after it, and you

0:30:15.400 --> 0:30:17.800
<v Speaker 2>used it because it is literally like you know, when

0:30:17.840 --> 0:30:21.440
<v Speaker 2>you would like or I never did this, but when

0:30:21.480 --> 0:30:24.920
<v Speaker 2>you would cover toilet paper and water in the bathroom

0:30:24.960 --> 0:30:31.280
<v Speaker 2>and explode, it's about much you do you do. I'm

0:30:31.320 --> 0:30:34.040
<v Speaker 2>gonna catch you, and I'm gonna do use a lot.

0:30:33.920 --> 0:30:35.880
<v Speaker 1>Of toilet paper. But I think most girls could vouch it.

0:30:36.240 --> 0:30:43.240
<v Speaker 1>That's your reaction to me mentioned Oh my god, I

0:30:43.320 --> 0:30:45.280
<v Speaker 1>thought you were like I thought you were on the

0:30:45.360 --> 0:30:46.320
<v Speaker 1>side of woman like.

0:30:46.440 --> 0:30:48.560
<v Speaker 2>I thought you were like, no, not when it comes

0:30:48.600 --> 0:30:53.440
<v Speaker 2>to fucking periods. Bro is the smell shit? Yeah?

0:30:55.480 --> 0:30:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Did anybody else grow up with their parents telling them

0:30:57.960 --> 0:31:00.000
<v Speaker 1>they can't have eggs on their period because it'll make.

0:31:00.800 --> 0:31:02.800
<v Speaker 2>This thirty six thousand times I.

0:31:03.640 --> 0:31:05.880
<v Speaker 1>Think about having my period, I think about it, and

0:31:06.440 --> 0:31:07.960
<v Speaker 1>I just don't think it's real. And you know what,

0:31:08.040 --> 0:31:10.120
<v Speaker 1>I asked this question eight million times. I've never looked

0:31:10.160 --> 0:31:11.600
<v Speaker 1>at the comments to see any answer.

0:31:12.640 --> 0:31:17.520
<v Speaker 2>Well, well, you left me at home for two weeks.

0:31:17.760 --> 0:31:20.440
<v Speaker 2>You left me at home and it was really scary.

0:31:21.200 --> 0:31:25.240
<v Speaker 2>No one of the nights I was home alone again.

0:31:25.320 --> 0:31:28.920
<v Speaker 2>It was after I heard the people under near neath us,

0:31:29.080 --> 0:31:33.040
<v Speaker 2>like celebrating a birthday, but I thought literally aliens had

0:31:33.080 --> 0:31:38.960
<v Speaker 2>come to destroy the world. I was home alone. It

0:31:39.080 --> 0:31:41.720
<v Speaker 2>was like eleven thirty, and I was getting ready to

0:31:41.760 --> 0:31:43.880
<v Speaker 2>bed because I've been going to bed like literally two

0:31:43.960 --> 0:31:44.719
<v Speaker 2>nights ago. I went to bed.

0:31:44.760 --> 0:31:47.040
<v Speaker 1>We're getting ready to bed, Yeah, to.

0:31:47.160 --> 0:31:50.120
<v Speaker 2>Like have sex with my bed, to bed my bed.

0:31:50.760 --> 0:31:54.560
<v Speaker 2>But I what the the fucks? I was saying, Oh,

0:31:54.600 --> 0:31:57.520
<v Speaker 2>I've been going to bed at like ten, I've been

0:31:57.560 --> 0:31:58.480
<v Speaker 2>going to bed at like, what.

0:32:01.880 --> 0:32:02.680
<v Speaker 1>Is the fuck?

0:32:02.720 --> 0:32:10.400
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I've been going to bed at like

0:32:10.840 --> 0:32:12.960
<v Speaker 2>ten two?

0:32:15.360 --> 0:32:16.720
<v Speaker 5>I have blown backwards.

0:32:20.040 --> 0:32:21.120
<v Speaker 1>Who's this worset?

0:32:21.160 --> 0:32:21.320
<v Speaker 6>Right?

0:32:30.360 --> 0:32:33.720
<v Speaker 2>But I like our neighbors.

0:32:34.440 --> 0:32:36.280
<v Speaker 1>We're good, We're good, we're just acting.

0:32:36.400 --> 0:32:36.760
<v Speaker 2>It's all.

0:32:36.840 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 1>Actually I have jobs, they're not.

0:32:39.360 --> 0:32:42.600
<v Speaker 2>But I've been going to bed at ten every night.

0:32:42.600 --> 0:32:46.120
<v Speaker 2>I've said that fifteen fucking times now and waking up

0:32:46.160 --> 0:32:49.200
<v Speaker 2>at five thirty six am. And that night I was like, well,

0:32:49.240 --> 0:32:50.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna sayup a little bit later. I'm gonna see

0:32:50.800 --> 0:32:53.200
<v Speaker 2>if I can like do it. So I was up

0:32:53.240 --> 0:32:57.640
<v Speaker 2>at eleven thirty watching Vinlin, which is an amazing anime,

0:32:57.760 --> 0:32:59.479
<v Speaker 2>one of the best animes I've seen in a very

0:32:59.560 --> 0:33:01.920
<v Speaker 2>long time. The fighting is so sick and the storyline

0:33:02.000 --> 0:33:04.360
<v Speaker 2>is amazing, and it's kind of like Game of Thrones

0:33:04.920 --> 0:33:05.480
<v Speaker 2>but anime.

0:33:06.680 --> 0:33:06.800
<v Speaker 4>Uh.

0:33:07.360 --> 0:33:15.320
<v Speaker 2>But besides that, I was laying in bed and I

0:33:15.480 --> 0:33:18.719
<v Speaker 2>started hearing sounds by the front door, and I was like, Oh,

0:33:18.800 --> 0:33:22.400
<v Speaker 2>that's just a zool. And then I heard more sounds

0:33:22.440 --> 0:33:24.640
<v Speaker 2>by the front door, and I looked above me, and

0:33:24.720 --> 0:33:28.760
<v Speaker 2>Azul was above me, and I was like, huh, that

0:33:29.200 --> 0:33:33.120
<v Speaker 2>was a zool, I hope. And so another like couple

0:33:33.200 --> 0:33:37.320
<v Speaker 2>minutes passed and I hear more sounds by the front door,

0:33:37.360 --> 0:33:39.640
<v Speaker 2>and this time it sounded like someone was trying to

0:33:39.760 --> 0:33:41.800
<v Speaker 2>like actually come into the house, but I was probably

0:33:41.920 --> 0:33:45.719
<v Speaker 2>just like fucking hallucinating, And so I ran into the kitchen,

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:50.360
<v Speaker 2>grabbed a knife, and locked myself in the bathroom with

0:33:50.480 --> 0:33:55.160
<v Speaker 2>my iPad for probably thirty five minutes, freaking the fuck

0:33:55.200 --> 0:33:57.200
<v Speaker 2>out that someone was in the house. And when I

0:33:57.320 --> 0:34:00.880
<v Speaker 2>was went to the front door to see if it

0:34:01.000 --> 0:34:04.360
<v Speaker 2>was open, I saw it was latched, and one of

0:34:04.440 --> 0:34:06.280
<v Speaker 2>the sounds I heard when I went back when I

0:34:06.400 --> 0:34:09.279
<v Speaker 2>was coming to grab the knife, it was unlatched, and

0:34:09.360 --> 0:34:11.400
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my god, someone literally just came

0:34:11.440 --> 0:34:13.440
<v Speaker 2>into the fucking house. And when I was standing in

0:34:13.520 --> 0:34:19.040
<v Speaker 2>that doorway, I literally had like a fucking PTSD flashback

0:34:19.520 --> 0:34:22.479
<v Speaker 2>of like someone standing in your room in the living

0:34:22.560 --> 0:34:26.400
<v Speaker 2>room being destroyed. So I avoided the living room and

0:34:27.200 --> 0:34:29.080
<v Speaker 2>your bedroom because I was like, if someone's in here,

0:34:29.200 --> 0:34:31.000
<v Speaker 2>like I'm gonna lock myself into the bathroom, They're not

0:34:31.080 --> 0:34:33.640
<v Speaker 2>getting through that door, and I have my iPad. But

0:34:33.719 --> 0:34:36.160
<v Speaker 2>then I realized that I had just logged out of

0:34:36.600 --> 0:34:39.640
<v Speaker 2>my iPad, so I couldn't call anybody off my iPad.

0:34:40.520 --> 0:34:42.800
<v Speaker 2>So I grabbed so I had to leave the bathroom

0:34:43.040 --> 0:34:45.320
<v Speaker 2>and I ran to I sprinted to the bathroom or

0:34:45.480 --> 0:34:47.719
<v Speaker 2>to my bedroom with a knife, grabbed my iPhone and

0:34:47.800 --> 0:34:50.280
<v Speaker 2>sprinted back and went back into the bathroom.

0:34:50.480 --> 0:34:52.719
<v Speaker 1>You were sprinting, you literally fell into your knife and die.

0:34:52.840 --> 0:34:54.360
<v Speaker 2>That's what I was hoping would happen because I was

0:34:54.440 --> 0:34:57.440
<v Speaker 2>so fucking scared. But yeah, I was like literally crying.

0:34:57.560 --> 0:35:00.479
<v Speaker 2>I was so fucking scared, Like I I thought about

0:35:00.520 --> 0:35:03.120
<v Speaker 2>like locking myself in my closet, but then I was like, Okay,

0:35:03.160 --> 0:35:05.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm being too extra right now. But I was literally

0:35:05.840 --> 0:35:08.439
<v Speaker 2>panicking and then I was like, Okay, you're a grown

0:35:08.480 --> 0:35:10.080
<v Speaker 2>ass man. You're fine. You have a knife, you can

0:35:10.120 --> 0:35:12.920
<v Speaker 2>protect yourself. So I went to my bedroom and I

0:35:13.040 --> 0:35:15.000
<v Speaker 2>was like, fuck, I don't have a lock on my room,

0:35:15.160 --> 0:35:17.840
<v Speaker 2>like they're gonna come in. So I purposely left the

0:35:17.960 --> 0:35:20.600
<v Speaker 2>light on in the hallway and laid in bed for

0:35:20.800 --> 0:35:23.879
<v Speaker 2>literally an hour and a half, watching the sliver under

0:35:23.920 --> 0:35:26.080
<v Speaker 2>my door to see when footsteps would come so I

0:35:26.120 --> 0:35:29.160
<v Speaker 2>could like get into action. And I unlatched my balcony

0:35:29.239 --> 0:35:31.279
<v Speaker 2>door so I could just swing it open really quick,

0:35:31.400 --> 0:35:33.719
<v Speaker 2>just in case I needed to escape. And I laid

0:35:33.719 --> 0:35:36.120
<v Speaker 2>in that bed for an hour and a half looking

0:35:36.160 --> 0:35:39.640
<v Speaker 2>for those footsteps, waiting for them to come, And the

0:35:39.880 --> 0:35:42.879
<v Speaker 2>entire time I was imagining like what it would feel

0:35:42.960 --> 0:35:45.319
<v Speaker 2>like to be stabbed, and like what it would feel

0:35:45.400 --> 0:35:48.080
<v Speaker 2>like to be stabbed to death, and how awful of

0:35:48.160 --> 0:35:50.640
<v Speaker 2>a way that is to die, And I just like

0:35:50.760 --> 0:35:53.040
<v Speaker 2>kept replaying it in my head. And I replayed it

0:35:53.080 --> 0:35:55.080
<v Speaker 2>in my head so many times that I like, know

0:35:55.239 --> 0:35:56.960
<v Speaker 2>what it feels like to be stabbed now, and I

0:35:57.080 --> 0:35:58.840
<v Speaker 2>always have it, like I feel like I know what

0:35:58.920 --> 0:36:00.520
<v Speaker 2>it feels like to be shot, Like I know what

0:36:00.600 --> 0:36:02.560
<v Speaker 2>it feels like to be stabbed. I feel like it

0:36:02.680 --> 0:36:06.160
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't die in a car crash whatever, because I've experienced

0:36:06.160 --> 0:36:08.400
<v Speaker 2>those in past lives, or I've experienced them in dreams,

0:36:08.440 --> 0:36:13.640
<v Speaker 2>which is like another reality that we visit when we're asleep.

0:36:15.080 --> 0:36:16.840
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I freaked the fuck out and I was like,

0:36:16.920 --> 0:36:18.279
<v Speaker 2>oh my God, like, I'm going to be stabbed to

0:36:18.320 --> 0:36:20.160
<v Speaker 2>death and that's a terrible way to die. So then

0:36:20.560 --> 0:36:26.280
<v Speaker 2>I watched a bunch of videos on stabbings to prepare myself,

0:36:26.560 --> 0:36:28.880
<v Speaker 2>and then I did a bunch of research on Reddit

0:36:29.840 --> 0:36:30.759
<v Speaker 2>about what it feels like.

0:36:31.239 --> 0:36:32.920
<v Speaker 1>When he said that what he was telling me this,

0:36:33.000 --> 0:36:35.400
<v Speaker 1>I was like, dude, being stabbed death sounds fucking awful.

0:36:35.680 --> 0:36:38.080
<v Speaker 1>And then you were like, yeah, but actually yeah.

0:36:38.760 --> 0:36:41.160
<v Speaker 2>Well, after the first stab, your body goes into like

0:36:41.280 --> 0:36:45.480
<v Speaker 2>fight or flight mode, and you have a bunch of

0:36:45.560 --> 0:36:48.680
<v Speaker 2>adrenaline built up, so like you're basically in shock, So

0:36:48.800 --> 0:36:51.479
<v Speaker 2>you don't feel after the first stab what it feels

0:36:51.520 --> 0:36:53.200
<v Speaker 2>like to be stabbed one hundred and four more times,

0:36:53.239 --> 0:36:56.000
<v Speaker 2>which I assume would happened to me because people love

0:36:56.080 --> 0:36:58.320
<v Speaker 2>me so viciously that it would be a crime of

0:36:58.440 --> 0:37:00.440
<v Speaker 2>passion rather than a random GE's.

0:37:00.280 --> 0:37:02.480
<v Speaker 1>Scary that most times when someone gets killed if someone

0:37:02.520 --> 0:37:04.360
<v Speaker 1>they knew. That's insane.

0:37:04.400 --> 0:37:06.560
<v Speaker 2>I wonder what that statistic is. I'm gonna look that up.

0:37:08.440 --> 0:37:09.719
<v Speaker 1>I think I know who would kill us.

0:37:11.080 --> 0:37:13.560
<v Speaker 2>I have a feeling I didn't finish the selfiekid story,

0:37:13.640 --> 0:37:17.239
<v Speaker 2>or did I? So, yeah, you said he got arrested. Yeah, yeah,

0:37:17.280 --> 0:37:17.920
<v Speaker 2>who would kill you?

0:37:20.440 --> 0:37:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Somebody who's very jealous and scary in my life, but

0:37:24.040 --> 0:37:25.960
<v Speaker 1>we still let him in the house every week.

0:37:26.880 --> 0:37:28.719
<v Speaker 2>Fuck that person you see in the room with us

0:37:28.800 --> 0:37:29.440
<v Speaker 2>right now? Who is.

0:37:31.600 --> 0:37:34.720
<v Speaker 1>You know what I've just thought about is dummy singing

0:37:34.800 --> 0:37:35.440
<v Speaker 1>to the ghost.

0:37:38.800 --> 0:37:41.480
<v Speaker 2>We were like, we need to save this for Patreon,

0:37:41.600 --> 0:37:43.880
<v Speaker 2>like we're gonna do that on Patriot and then it

0:37:43.960 --> 0:37:46.239
<v Speaker 2>became like a big fucking damn mind. So we were

0:37:46.320 --> 0:37:47.760
<v Speaker 2>just like, whatever, We'll let y'all.

0:37:47.560 --> 0:37:50.279
<v Speaker 1>Have has everybody else started talking about it because we're

0:37:50.320 --> 0:37:53.920
<v Speaker 1>fucking trendsetters. But the video of Debbie Lovado on the

0:37:54.040 --> 0:37:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Ghost series show when they're all convinced that there's a

0:37:58.000 --> 0:38:01.720
<v Speaker 1>girl ghosts in the room and that the girl ghost

0:38:01.880 --> 0:38:05.800
<v Speaker 1>only likes other women because she doesn't trust women because

0:38:05.800 --> 0:38:09.520
<v Speaker 1>she has trauma with men, and Demi Levado proceeds to

0:38:09.760 --> 0:38:15.400
<v Speaker 1>sing Acappella Skyscraper or one of those songs to the

0:38:15.440 --> 0:38:18.480
<v Speaker 1>ghost and then the machine beeps and she's like.

0:38:19.800 --> 0:38:22.320
<v Speaker 2>She loved it, she loved it, loved it.

0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:23.760
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't she give her an encore?

0:38:24.360 --> 0:38:27.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah? More more?

0:38:28.800 --> 0:38:29.920
<v Speaker 1>Can I have some more? Please?

0:38:31.160 --> 0:38:31.480
<v Speaker 2>Some more?

0:38:31.600 --> 0:38:31.880
<v Speaker 1>Please?

0:38:31.960 --> 0:38:32.560
<v Speaker 5>Can I have some more?

0:38:32.600 --> 0:38:33.120
<v Speaker 2>Walkam only?

0:38:33.160 --> 0:38:33.440
<v Speaker 1>Please?

0:38:34.840 --> 0:38:36.360
<v Speaker 2>More? Some more? Please?

0:38:37.000 --> 0:38:37.840
<v Speaker 1>What is it exactly?

0:38:38.080 --> 0:38:42.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I don't remember. That's your magnam opis.

0:38:42.400 --> 0:38:45.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was my top. My top time in my

0:38:45.520 --> 0:38:48.399
<v Speaker 1>life was going viral on TikTok as a tioktok sound.

0:38:50.080 --> 0:38:52.000
<v Speaker 1>Can I wait? I don't remember what it is?

0:38:52.800 --> 0:38:52.920
<v Speaker 6>More?

0:38:53.000 --> 0:38:53.280
<v Speaker 2>Please?

0:38:53.320 --> 0:38:56.399
<v Speaker 1>Can I have some more? Please? Oh, don't be shy,

0:38:56.520 --> 0:38:57.000
<v Speaker 1>put some more.

0:38:57.160 --> 0:39:00.279
<v Speaker 2>Don't be shy to put some more. Put some more please? Dude.

0:39:00.320 --> 0:39:03.239
<v Speaker 1>What's funny is that's literally because I just walked out

0:39:03.280 --> 0:39:05.160
<v Speaker 1>of a poky place that immediately made fun of this

0:39:05.239 --> 0:39:08.520
<v Speaker 1>woman who was in front of me. In Miami. There's

0:39:08.520 --> 0:39:11.560
<v Speaker 1>this poke place that the people who work there are

0:39:11.640 --> 0:39:14.719
<v Speaker 1>usually like teenagers, and this older woman was talking to

0:39:14.760 --> 0:39:16.520
<v Speaker 1>them like they were fucking idiots, and she was like, no,

0:39:16.600 --> 0:39:19.480
<v Speaker 1>don't be Chai Kwon and like was literally like going

0:39:19.560 --> 0:39:21.960
<v Speaker 1>like this to them over the glass, like come, yeah,

0:39:22.080 --> 0:39:23.319
<v Speaker 1>come that one.

0:39:23.640 --> 0:39:24.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I was.

0:39:24.880 --> 0:39:26.800
<v Speaker 1>I just watched her and didn't say anything because I

0:39:26.840 --> 0:39:29.520
<v Speaker 1>couldn't believe she was alive. I love this.

0:39:29.800 --> 0:39:36.399
<v Speaker 2>That's such a good sound. Yeah. But yeah, forty six

0:39:36.480 --> 0:39:39.160
<v Speaker 2>percent of violent crimes are committed by someone you know.

0:39:39.520 --> 0:39:41.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Kai, Well that's what I'm saying. It's gonna be

0:39:42.040 --> 0:39:44.680
<v Speaker 1>kause if something happens to us, it is Kai. That's

0:39:44.680 --> 0:39:46.600
<v Speaker 1>the Oh, that was what I forgot.

0:39:46.840 --> 0:39:48.759
<v Speaker 2>That's why I'm not going to kill myself. It was Kai.

0:39:49.760 --> 0:39:50.040
<v Speaker 2>It was me.

0:39:50.480 --> 0:39:52.960
<v Speaker 1>If I die, it wasn't me. It was Kai. But

0:39:54.239 --> 0:39:55.680
<v Speaker 1>the thing I was going to say is I was

0:39:55.760 --> 0:39:58.520
<v Speaker 1>getting into the hypothetical the other day with some friends

0:39:58.560 --> 0:40:00.279
<v Speaker 1>and it was about it was It was about what

0:40:00.280 --> 0:40:00.440
<v Speaker 1>it is.

0:40:00.560 --> 0:40:04.960
<v Speaker 2>Are you cheated? That's all we need to know. So

0:40:05.120 --> 0:40:07.800
<v Speaker 2>I know you lost hypothetical because he poked holes in it.

0:40:08.040 --> 0:40:12.200
<v Speaker 1>No, I did. But the hypothetical was if o'riyan killed

0:40:13.080 --> 0:40:16.440
<v Speaker 1>a partner, would I snitch? And I was like no,

0:40:16.920 --> 0:40:18.640
<v Speaker 1>but here would be the game plan. And I told

0:40:18.640 --> 0:40:20.880
<v Speaker 1>her this yesterdays. She thought it was really funny. So

0:40:21.640 --> 0:40:25.640
<v Speaker 1>the thing is, I Oriyan comes to me, but she's smart,

0:40:25.840 --> 0:40:28.279
<v Speaker 1>because she's a smart cookie girl, and she comes to

0:40:28.400 --> 0:40:32.520
<v Speaker 1>me in person, and she's like, Enya, I killed my partner.

0:40:32.600 --> 0:40:35.239
<v Speaker 1>We got into a fight, escalated, I felt scared and

0:40:35.280 --> 0:40:38.080
<v Speaker 1>I killed them. And I would be like, Okay, here's

0:40:38.120 --> 0:40:41.680
<v Speaker 1>what we're gonna do. We would get together, buy round

0:40:41.760 --> 0:40:44.600
<v Speaker 1>trip tickets to Europe and we would go on a

0:40:44.719 --> 0:40:50.200
<v Speaker 1>two week or realistically maybe not Europe. Because she brought

0:40:50.239 --> 0:40:51.440
<v Speaker 1>this up to me and I was like, that's a

0:40:51.480 --> 0:40:54.279
<v Speaker 1>really good point, because you can't, like you can't go

0:40:54.400 --> 0:40:57.040
<v Speaker 1>on a crazy trip and have too much fun because

0:40:57.120 --> 0:40:59.600
<v Speaker 1>then when it gets oh. Also a part of the hypotheticals,

0:40:59.640 --> 0:41:01.400
<v Speaker 1>I would he per pay for the best lawyers ever,

0:41:01.520 --> 0:41:03.200
<v Speaker 1>Like I would do everything in my power to make

0:41:03.239 --> 0:41:06.560
<v Speaker 1>sure my girl is not going to do But we

0:41:06.640 --> 0:41:08.480
<v Speaker 1>can't go on too fun of a trip because then

0:41:08.560 --> 0:41:10.840
<v Speaker 1>the police are gonna be like bitch, like self defense.

0:41:10.960 --> 0:41:13.399
<v Speaker 1>You literally went to fucking Portugal with your home girl,

0:41:13.480 --> 0:41:15.600
<v Speaker 1>like right after, like that doesn't look good. So but

0:41:15.719 --> 0:41:18.080
<v Speaker 1>what I would do the original hypothetical is I said

0:41:18.920 --> 0:41:20.839
<v Speaker 1>I would take up two days. We would have two

0:41:20.920 --> 0:41:23.840
<v Speaker 1>days where we have the best time ever. Act like

0:41:23.960 --> 0:41:26.640
<v Speaker 1>she didn't tell me, she promises that when it comes

0:41:26.719 --> 0:41:28.400
<v Speaker 1>down to it, she will be like no. I went

0:41:28.480 --> 0:41:30.560
<v Speaker 1>around and like was hanging out with any but I

0:41:30.640 --> 0:41:32.080
<v Speaker 1>didn't tell her. I was too scared to tell her

0:41:32.120 --> 0:41:34.239
<v Speaker 1>because I knew she would snitch on me, and I

0:41:34.480 --> 0:41:37.359
<v Speaker 1>would snitch on her with her consent, like two three

0:41:37.440 --> 0:41:39.520
<v Speaker 1>days later after we had the best three days of

0:41:39.600 --> 0:41:43.560
<v Speaker 1>our life, because then I'm Scotch free, and I'm like,

0:41:43.760 --> 0:41:45.520
<v Speaker 1>she did it out of self defense. She told me

0:41:45.600 --> 0:41:47.680
<v Speaker 1>blah bla blah, like blah blah, and then she now

0:41:47.840 --> 0:41:50.200
<v Speaker 1>has like an alibi that she didn't just claim self

0:41:50.239 --> 0:41:52.799
<v Speaker 1>defense in court. She told her friend like, no, that's

0:41:52.800 --> 0:41:57.160
<v Speaker 1>what happened, and yeah, that was my story. Is that

0:41:57.239 --> 0:42:00.400
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't tell immediately. I would have fun with her

0:42:00.880 --> 0:42:01.719
<v Speaker 1>and then tell.

0:42:02.239 --> 0:42:08.880
<v Speaker 2>If I were to kill someone, I would commit the crime,

0:42:09.840 --> 0:42:12.320
<v Speaker 2>make sure there's no cameras.

0:42:18.719 --> 0:42:22.640
<v Speaker 1>I would make sure there's no cameras, and I would

0:42:22.719 --> 0:42:25.000
<v Speaker 1>do it in the nighttime where there's no light, no

0:42:25.080 --> 0:42:26.160
<v Speaker 1>one can see my face.

0:42:27.280 --> 0:42:31.799
<v Speaker 2>No if I had to, though, there's there's like there's

0:42:31.840 --> 0:42:35.120
<v Speaker 2>a lot of like good things you can do, but

0:42:35.360 --> 0:42:38.399
<v Speaker 2>the main one that I would do is I would

0:42:38.600 --> 0:42:43.600
<v Speaker 2>bury their body next to the Big Rock in Central Park,

0:42:43.880 --> 0:42:45.480
<v Speaker 2>if that were me, if I were to do that.

0:42:45.640 --> 0:42:47.360
<v Speaker 1>The thing is, this isn't the first time you said that,

0:42:47.640 --> 0:42:48.920
<v Speaker 1>and like, oh my.

0:42:48.960 --> 0:42:53.200
<v Speaker 2>God, imagine there are bodies like literally imagine.

0:42:52.719 --> 0:42:57.120
<v Speaker 5>That, dude. This episode I'm like thinking about like ten

0:42:57.239 --> 0:42:59.560
<v Speaker 5>years from now us it'll be.

0:42:59.560 --> 0:43:01.800
<v Speaker 1>Like even No Brook was like if I kill someone,

0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:07.000
<v Speaker 1>it's like, oh, no park next to the Big Rock.

0:43:08.280 --> 0:43:10.000
<v Speaker 2>And I spent a month in New York.

0:43:10.239 --> 0:43:12.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I didn't see you for a lot of

0:43:12.320 --> 0:43:13.080
<v Speaker 1>those days.

0:43:13.640 --> 0:43:16.920
<v Speaker 2>When I actually like scared now, No, I wasn't around Drew.

0:43:17.000 --> 0:43:18.360
<v Speaker 1>Drew would have days where he's like, oh, I need

0:43:18.400 --> 0:43:19.719
<v Speaker 1>to do a solo day. Oh, like kind of in

0:43:19.880 --> 0:43:22.879
<v Speaker 1>like Japan. In his vlogs, he was like, oh, I'm

0:43:22.920 --> 0:43:25.040
<v Speaker 1>all alone, I'm I'm having a solo day. And he

0:43:25.040 --> 0:43:26.960
<v Speaker 1>would and then he would come back really tired and

0:43:27.040 --> 0:43:30.400
<v Speaker 1>covered in dirt. But I was like, oh, he's just playing.

0:43:30.480 --> 0:43:33.280
<v Speaker 2>But he was going to park, sliding down the mountains.

0:43:34.200 --> 0:43:36.439
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, you weren't digging around in the park.

0:43:37.920 --> 0:43:40.239
<v Speaker 2>No. But I'm really genuinely thinking about this, like I

0:43:40.320 --> 0:43:42.600
<v Speaker 2>am suspect number fucking one now.

0:43:42.960 --> 0:43:45.399
<v Speaker 5>M yeah, I'm probably number two.

0:43:45.520 --> 0:43:47.680
<v Speaker 2>So I say the Big Rock like there is a

0:43:47.880 --> 0:43:49.200
<v Speaker 2>single Big Rock in.

0:43:50.000 --> 0:43:53.320
<v Speaker 1>One, there's a bunch, there's a bunch of like those really.

0:43:53.520 --> 0:43:54.720
<v Speaker 5>One hundred huge rocks.

0:43:55.120 --> 0:43:57.920
<v Speaker 1>And if I was no, I need like, where did

0:43:57.960 --> 0:43:59.799
<v Speaker 1>they get those? Why weren't there?

0:44:00.000 --> 0:44:05.000
<v Speaker 2>I think no rocks are like man or no rocks

0:44:05.160 --> 0:44:08.080
<v Speaker 2>are earth made, like they're all placed there. Every rock

0:44:08.200 --> 0:44:11.160
<v Speaker 2>placed on Earth looks too perfectly to be there, Like,

0:44:11.239 --> 0:44:13.120
<v Speaker 2>even if you say they were there for thousands and

0:44:13.200 --> 0:44:15.760
<v Speaker 2>thousands of years, I don't believe it. You can't convince

0:44:15.880 --> 0:44:16.759
<v Speaker 2>me it's all the same.

0:44:16.840 --> 0:44:17.839
<v Speaker 1>You think we're making rocks.

0:44:17.920 --> 0:44:23.200
<v Speaker 2>Now, Yeah, we tricked rocks into doing math. And that's

0:44:23.200 --> 0:44:28.439
<v Speaker 2>a computer, that's true. That's a computer. That's a mic,

0:44:29.320 --> 0:44:30.120
<v Speaker 2>that's a bluetooth.

0:44:30.760 --> 0:44:34.200
<v Speaker 1>Also, I decided that whatever battery they put in our

0:44:34.360 --> 0:44:37.160
<v Speaker 1>garage clicker, they need to put in my vibrator because

0:44:37.160 --> 0:44:40.040
<v Speaker 1>we've had that shit for five years and I've hit

0:44:40.120 --> 0:44:43.360
<v Speaker 1>that button probably the same amount of times I've hit

0:44:43.480 --> 0:44:46.399
<v Speaker 1>my vibrator in the past two weeks, and that shit

0:44:46.520 --> 0:44:47.200
<v Speaker 1>is still going.

0:44:47.360 --> 0:44:48.880
<v Speaker 2>How many times do you use your vibrator?

0:44:48.960 --> 0:44:50.160
<v Speaker 1>We don't need to talk about that.

0:44:50.280 --> 0:44:53.319
<v Speaker 2>And use the garage on average three point seven times

0:44:53.360 --> 0:44:53.680
<v Speaker 2>a day.

0:44:55.880 --> 0:44:58.120
<v Speaker 1>Damn that is a lot. But so I guess maybe

0:44:58.160 --> 0:44:59.320
<v Speaker 1>I use that more.

0:44:59.160 --> 0:45:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Than that, the vibrator more.

0:45:01.160 --> 0:45:05.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, for sure, like if I'm like, oh, if

0:45:05.400 --> 0:45:08.640
<v Speaker 1>any time we're about to run out, it's sorry, it's

0:45:08.640 --> 0:45:09.239
<v Speaker 1>for cutting off.

0:45:09.239 --> 0:45:10.680
<v Speaker 2>But I was gonna say it's fucked up to that,

0:45:10.880 --> 0:45:12.200
<v Speaker 2>like you don't let me watch.

0:45:13.280 --> 0:45:15.160
<v Speaker 1>Well because you used to watch and then you would

0:45:15.160 --> 0:45:17.239
<v Speaker 1>start crying and it would make me really uncomfortable.

0:45:17.320 --> 0:45:19.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like I said, vaginas are scary and your vactoria

0:45:19.880 --> 0:45:21.440
<v Speaker 2>naginosis was spraying all over me.

0:45:21.600 --> 0:45:22.960
<v Speaker 1>Well that's the thing, is like why do you want

0:45:22.960 --> 0:45:23.239
<v Speaker 1>to watch?

0:45:23.320 --> 0:45:27.360
<v Speaker 2>It's like babes. It was globular and you know is

0:45:27.440 --> 0:45:29.200
<v Speaker 2>like have you all ever played Silent Hill?

0:45:29.320 --> 0:45:32.600
<v Speaker 1>You know when the monsters like spray the like the

0:45:32.760 --> 0:45:35.319
<v Speaker 1>like gunk at people. That's what my square is, Like.

0:45:35.840 --> 0:45:42.400
<v Speaker 2>Mine is like the acid that comes out of aliens. Now, yeah, xenomorph.

0:45:45.040 --> 0:45:51.680
<v Speaker 1>We watched the crazy movie on the planet. Oh my god, Okay,

0:45:52.000 --> 0:45:53.239
<v Speaker 1>are you in Troy?

0:45:53.320 --> 0:45:54.920
<v Speaker 2>And then I want to talk about like where we are?

0:45:54.920 --> 0:45:56.560
<v Speaker 2>I'll let you talk about it because I was like

0:45:56.920 --> 0:45:59.520
<v Speaker 2>so enamored by it that like I really didn't even

0:45:59.520 --> 0:46:02.839
<v Speaker 2>pay attention. Ok So I just I'll just start.

0:46:02.920 --> 0:46:03.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:46:03.320 --> 0:46:09.680
<v Speaker 2>I found this movie called Another Gay Movie, which I

0:46:09.760 --> 0:46:13.520
<v Speaker 2>have heard of before, but it's basically like parody movie

0:46:13.640 --> 0:46:16.640
<v Speaker 2>era two thousand and probably six or some shit, I

0:46:16.680 --> 0:46:20.160
<v Speaker 2>don't know when the original was made, like American Pie

0:46:20.600 --> 0:46:22.840
<v Speaker 2>or not another teen movie something like that, like the

0:46:22.920 --> 0:46:26.520
<v Speaker 2>same vein or like scary movie, just like parody take

0:46:26.520 --> 0:46:26.839
<v Speaker 2>it away.

0:46:27.640 --> 0:46:29.879
<v Speaker 1>So Drew tells us about this movie, and our friend

0:46:29.960 --> 0:46:32.520
<v Speaker 1>is like, oh, I saw that, like when it came out,

0:46:32.600 --> 0:46:34.760
<v Speaker 1>because me and my friends were like, Oh, that's funny.

0:46:35.400 --> 0:46:37.080
<v Speaker 1>We want to watch that. That sounds like a funny

0:46:37.080 --> 0:46:38.840
<v Speaker 1>movie because it was in that era of parody movies.

0:46:39.280 --> 0:46:42.520
<v Speaker 1>And he said that it was just like so much sex,

0:46:42.719 --> 0:46:44.360
<v Speaker 1>like it was like just full of sex, and that

0:46:44.480 --> 0:46:46.680
<v Speaker 1>him and his friends were just like, oh, okay, yeah,

0:46:46.719 --> 0:46:49.440
<v Speaker 1>we're just like watching porn right now. And me and

0:46:49.560 --> 0:46:51.560
<v Speaker 1>Drew were like, okay, we need to watch that, Like

0:46:51.719 --> 0:46:54.320
<v Speaker 1>we need to watch that sounds like the funniest fucking

0:46:54.440 --> 0:46:57.720
<v Speaker 1>thing ever, like a funny movie that for no reason

0:46:57.800 --> 0:47:00.359
<v Speaker 1>they want to have sex in eight million times. Sign

0:47:00.440 --> 0:47:03.960
<v Speaker 1>me up, I'm gonna watch it. And so we order

0:47:04.000 --> 0:47:06.600
<v Speaker 1>our dinner are dinned in. We sit down and we.

0:47:06.880 --> 0:47:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Ordered chick fil A to kind of balance.

0:47:10.680 --> 0:47:16.120
<v Speaker 1>Out the vibe, balance off the atmosphere. So you were

0:47:16.239 --> 0:47:16.960
<v Speaker 1>so nasty.

0:47:17.239 --> 0:47:21.479
<v Speaker 2>You were so nasty, I need them, I bitch.

0:47:21.480 --> 0:47:23.520
<v Speaker 1>If you like jelly beans, something's fucking wrong with you.

0:47:23.600 --> 0:47:25.640
<v Speaker 1>Jelly Beans are like the bottom of the barrel candy,

0:47:25.680 --> 0:47:27.120
<v Speaker 1>and this motherfucker a tart.

0:47:27.280 --> 0:47:29.560
<v Speaker 2>They're sweet tart jelly beans. Try one, because you don't

0:47:29.600 --> 0:47:33.239
<v Speaker 2>give me like a red one or something. I think

0:47:33.280 --> 0:47:37.520
<v Speaker 2>it's the I think orange is the best. I'm not joking.

0:47:39.600 --> 0:47:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Or blue.

0:47:40.440 --> 0:47:48.359
<v Speaker 2>Blue is nasty, Blue is nasty. Oh pink, No, oh

0:47:48.400 --> 0:47:51.160
<v Speaker 2>my god, you're gonna eat five more when the camera turned.

0:47:50.920 --> 0:47:54.319
<v Speaker 1>Bof No, jelly beans are just so like, why would

0:47:54.320 --> 0:47:58.799
<v Speaker 1>I want to eat like chewed up gum? Those?

0:47:58.800 --> 0:47:59.640
<v Speaker 2>You're fucking delicious.

0:48:01.800 --> 0:48:04.719
<v Speaker 1>There's no way our bodies can digest this. There's no

0:48:04.880 --> 0:48:06.759
<v Speaker 1>way because I couldn't even chew it all the way.

0:48:07.000 --> 0:48:08.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, biotics says though.

0:48:08.800 --> 0:48:12.440
<v Speaker 1>So we also Drew started taking a probiotic with his

0:48:12.640 --> 0:48:14.680
<v Speaker 1>diet the other day. Hands, so he's probably gonna pass

0:48:14.680 --> 0:48:15.600
<v Speaker 1>away in three days.

0:48:15.880 --> 0:48:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, it's breaking it down better. The red forty.

0:48:19.760 --> 0:48:24.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh I saw that red forty is a carcinogen, So you'll.

0:48:24.520 --> 0:48:31.120
<v Speaker 2>Have alzheimer cancer cancer from the radiation and the red forty.

0:48:33.040 --> 0:48:35.480
<v Speaker 1>You're just making sure your odds are like and I.

0:48:35.560 --> 0:48:37.600
<v Speaker 2>Do think at one point we had black mold because

0:48:37.640 --> 0:48:39.120
<v Speaker 2>look at any of the vents in our house.

0:48:40.239 --> 0:48:43.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they did like let out, like fucking the vent

0:48:43.440 --> 0:48:49.040
<v Speaker 1>in my room has like lines near it. That's really bad. No,

0:48:49.320 --> 0:48:52.480
<v Speaker 1>that's because we didn't realize that we had to change

0:48:52.719 --> 0:48:55.640
<v Speaker 1>the filter. And we lived here for three years and

0:48:55.840 --> 0:48:58.239
<v Speaker 1>never changed the filter, and then finally got to it.

0:48:58.640 --> 0:49:02.279
<v Speaker 2>And it literally it was this thing like so the

0:49:02.360 --> 0:49:05.480
<v Speaker 2>filter was this big, like a quarter of an inch,

0:49:05.760 --> 0:49:12.160
<v Speaker 2>and the pile of dead skin, fur, dust, nasty particles

0:49:12.680 --> 0:49:13.760
<v Speaker 2>was like four inches.

0:49:14.120 --> 0:49:16.480
<v Speaker 1>It was inside like we filled the garbage bag with it.

0:49:16.640 --> 0:49:24.839
<v Speaker 1>Like it was really bad. You were like twenty five

0:49:24.960 --> 0:49:25.399
<v Speaker 1>years old.

0:49:25.520 --> 0:49:27.680
<v Speaker 2>I did that not even have a bit like that

0:49:27.840 --> 0:49:28.239
<v Speaker 2>was real?

0:49:28.760 --> 0:49:32.160
<v Speaker 5>You blacked out. You are the guy running out of

0:49:32.239 --> 0:49:34.560
<v Speaker 5>the fucking guy turning five.

0:49:34.880 --> 0:49:40.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm not. I'm I had a moment yesterday where we'll

0:49:40.400 --> 0:49:42.759
<v Speaker 2>get back to the gay movie after this. But I

0:49:43.400 --> 0:49:46.640
<v Speaker 2>was on the way to the gym and I was

0:49:46.680 --> 0:49:48.720
<v Speaker 2>like doing something on my phone and I was finally

0:49:48.960 --> 0:49:51.439
<v Speaker 2>like what I'm laughing at.

0:49:51.440 --> 0:49:56.479
<v Speaker 4>Like your reactions to the movie, Like you you see

0:49:56.760 --> 0:50:02.560
<v Speaker 4>sex on the screen, You're like, okay.

0:50:03.760 --> 0:50:07.040
<v Speaker 6>Literally okay, no matter who's having sex, Like when we

0:50:07.160 --> 0:50:09.920
<v Speaker 6>were randomly like putting bourn onto me, Bunny, you were like,

0:50:10.239 --> 0:50:15.239
<v Speaker 6>oh okay, oh yeah, okay, And I'm like, why you

0:50:15.360 --> 0:50:17.759
<v Speaker 6>get such a visceral reaction out of Drew if there's

0:50:17.840 --> 0:50:20.600
<v Speaker 6>like actual sex happening on a screen.

0:50:20.640 --> 0:50:25.800
<v Speaker 2>He absolutely not, absolutely not. But I was on the

0:50:25.840 --> 0:50:28.560
<v Speaker 2>way to the gym and I had to do something

0:50:28.600 --> 0:50:30.200
<v Speaker 2>on my phone that I've been like putting off for

0:50:30.280 --> 0:50:31.920
<v Speaker 2>a while, and I just didn't want to do it,

0:50:32.320 --> 0:50:36.800
<v Speaker 2>and so my brain, without even thinking about it, I

0:50:36.960 --> 0:50:39.160
<v Speaker 2>was like, I literally audibly was likeugh, and I like

0:50:39.320 --> 0:50:42.120
<v Speaker 2>slid up on it and then open TikTok and started scrolling,

0:50:42.440 --> 0:50:44.839
<v Speaker 2>and for the first time in my life, I caught

0:50:44.920 --> 0:50:50.000
<v Speaker 2>myself subconsciously like getting a dopamine hit to avoid like

0:50:50.120 --> 0:50:53.000
<v Speaker 2>doing something gnarly, and I was freaking out. I was like,

0:50:53.080 --> 0:50:55.320
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I just did it, and then I

0:50:55.520 --> 0:50:58.600
<v Speaker 2>did it again right after it, and it's like completely

0:50:58.840 --> 0:51:01.840
<v Speaker 2>just like it happens without even fucking no.

0:51:01.960 --> 0:51:04.560
<v Speaker 1>It's literally just like caveman monkey brain, h like that

0:51:04.680 --> 0:51:05.600
<v Speaker 1>thing made me feel.

0:51:05.440 --> 0:51:07.480
<v Speaker 2>Good, I'm gonna do it so addicting it so bad,

0:51:07.480 --> 0:51:09.120
<v Speaker 2>And that's what happened with those jelly beans. So it's

0:51:09.120 --> 0:51:11.040
<v Speaker 2>like those made me feel good. I'm gonna eat more.

0:51:11.239 --> 0:51:14.000
<v Speaker 1>That's like me with my wingba. I'm like that, Yeah,

0:51:14.000 --> 0:51:16.399
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna do that again, even if it's

0:51:16.480 --> 0:51:18.800
<v Speaker 1>dying and I have to press the button eight million times.

0:51:22.480 --> 0:51:26.719
<v Speaker 1>So we were like, let's watch this movie and eat

0:51:27.040 --> 0:51:29.359
<v Speaker 1>and we're looking I'm looking it up and I'm like, dude,

0:51:29.360 --> 0:51:31.960
<v Speaker 1>you literally can't stream this movie, like it's like nowhere

0:51:32.120 --> 0:51:36.160
<v Speaker 1>to be found unless you sign up for another streaming

0:51:36.239 --> 0:51:38.960
<v Speaker 1>service on top of an Amazon streaming service. And I

0:51:39.080 --> 0:51:40.279
<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm not gonna do that because I'm not

0:51:40.320 --> 0:51:42.280
<v Speaker 1>gonna remember to cancel it, because that's exactly what happened

0:51:42.280 --> 0:51:44.080
<v Speaker 1>with Apple TV. And I haven't seen a single Apple

0:51:44.160 --> 0:51:47.080
<v Speaker 1>TV series, but I pay for fucking Apple TV because

0:51:47.080 --> 0:51:48.400
<v Speaker 1>I just forgot to do it. And every time I

0:51:48.440 --> 0:51:50.280
<v Speaker 1>think to do it, I do exactly what Drew just described.

0:51:50.280 --> 0:51:51.560
<v Speaker 1>And I opened my phone to go look for it,

0:51:51.719 --> 0:51:53.680
<v Speaker 1>and I just opened TikTok and Instagram and like, look

0:51:53.680 --> 0:52:00.440
<v Speaker 1>at people. So we like we josh, just families. Amazon

0:52:00.640 --> 0:52:03.879
<v Speaker 1>is on our TV, and the second one was on there.

0:52:04.000 --> 0:52:06.560
<v Speaker 2>I think it might be Oh is it? I think so?

0:52:08.120 --> 0:52:11.000
<v Speaker 1>But whoever Amazon was on it. We know it is

0:52:11.080 --> 0:52:14.719
<v Speaker 1>Josh's parents, it is, yeah, because I think we did

0:52:14.760 --> 0:52:15.399
<v Speaker 1>it on his mom.

0:52:15.920 --> 0:52:19.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we bought like a gay sex movie on Josh's

0:52:20.200 --> 0:52:20.520
<v Speaker 2>but to.

0:52:20.600 --> 0:52:24.560
<v Speaker 1>Be fair, I feed Josh very often, so even Stevens.

0:52:26.160 --> 0:52:28.759
<v Speaker 1>So we rented it for four dollars. And as I

0:52:28.840 --> 0:52:30.520
<v Speaker 1>was renting it, for some reason, I thought it was

0:52:30.560 --> 0:52:32.640
<v Speaker 1>the first movie, and then we saw it, we were like, fuck,

0:52:32.680 --> 0:52:34.040
<v Speaker 1>it's the seque, and I was like, well, I already

0:52:34.040 --> 0:52:35.600
<v Speaker 1>bought it on someone else's dollars, so we have to

0:52:35.680 --> 0:52:40.080
<v Speaker 1>just watch it. It was the most insane movie I've

0:52:40.160 --> 0:52:42.759
<v Speaker 1>ever seen. Like me and Drew were, for the most

0:52:42.800 --> 0:52:44.799
<v Speaker 1>part silent the whole time.

0:52:45.000 --> 0:52:48.200
<v Speaker 2>We were enamored by it. Like the only thing that

0:52:48.200 --> 0:52:50.439
<v Speaker 2>would come out of our mouth was like, oh my god,

0:52:50.640 --> 0:52:54.239
<v Speaker 2>Like what the fuck is happening? Like those are the

0:52:54.280 --> 0:52:57.680
<v Speaker 2>ad libs the entire time. By the end of it,

0:52:58.360 --> 0:52:59.480
<v Speaker 2>I tapped out for that.

0:52:59.640 --> 0:53:01.120
<v Speaker 1>There was like fifteen minutes left and I was like,

0:53:01.120 --> 0:53:02.279
<v Speaker 1>all right, I'm gonna take an ass.

0:53:02.360 --> 0:53:04.680
<v Speaker 2>By the end of the press, I was convinced that

0:53:05.040 --> 0:53:07.560
<v Speaker 2>like it was genius. Like I was like, oh, this

0:53:07.800 --> 0:53:11.480
<v Speaker 2>is like actually like a really really entertaining and awesome.

0:53:11.360 --> 0:53:14.479
<v Speaker 1>Not even by the end you like forty five minutes in. Also,

0:53:14.560 --> 0:53:16.600
<v Speaker 1>it was the longest movie ever. It was like almost

0:53:16.600 --> 0:53:21.600
<v Speaker 1>a two hour, like thirty Like they made the time

0:53:22.080 --> 0:53:25.239
<v Speaker 1>of that movie so that they could possibly nominate it

0:53:25.320 --> 0:53:27.319
<v Speaker 1>for awards. Like That's what I'm convinced is that they

0:53:27.320 --> 0:53:28.600
<v Speaker 1>were like, this time, we're gonna.

0:53:28.400 --> 0:53:30.839
<v Speaker 2>Get something else, We're gonna win. Oh did you say

0:53:30.920 --> 0:53:31.800
<v Speaker 2>we bought the sequel?

0:53:32.320 --> 0:53:35.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we were watching the fucking sequel. So we were like,

0:53:35.239 --> 0:53:37.960
<v Speaker 1>is there things that we're missing here, like that we

0:53:38.000 --> 0:53:41.200
<v Speaker 1>would only know from the first movie, which I don't think.

0:53:41.760 --> 0:53:44.200
<v Speaker 1>Some of the jokes were really fucking funny, but like

0:53:44.560 --> 0:53:46.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, some of the jokes are really fucking funny,

0:53:46.239 --> 0:53:47.680
<v Speaker 1>but it would be like when someone turned around and

0:53:47.719 --> 0:53:48.560
<v Speaker 1>had shit on their ass.

0:53:48.760 --> 0:53:51.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Literally, it was so crude.

0:53:51.719 --> 0:53:53.960
<v Speaker 1>It was it was. It was definitely the most crude

0:53:54.040 --> 0:53:55.120
<v Speaker 1>movie I've seen in my whole life.

0:53:55.200 --> 0:53:59.520
<v Speaker 2>Like it's like our podcast like personified into like a film,

0:53:59.640 --> 0:54:02.440
<v Speaker 2>like it so nasty us making poop jokes, and that's

0:54:02.480 --> 0:54:03.319
<v Speaker 2>exactly what they did.

0:54:03.560 --> 0:54:06.160
<v Speaker 1>I think our life hard wieners in it, and it

0:54:06.280 --> 0:54:08.600
<v Speaker 1>was that was too much, just like completely at.

0:54:08.520 --> 0:54:11.719
<v Speaker 2>Like the most unexpected parts of the movie as well, too,

0:54:11.800 --> 0:54:13.279
<v Speaker 2>and you're just like, oh my god, Like.

0:54:13.719 --> 0:54:16.120
<v Speaker 5>I made seven hundred and forty five thousand dollars in

0:54:16.200 --> 0:54:18.880
<v Speaker 5>the box office. That's actually kind of the The budget

0:54:19.000 --> 0:54:20.640
<v Speaker 5>was half a million, so they made.

0:54:20.480 --> 0:54:23.440
<v Speaker 2>It, damn and ru Paul was like a huge producer

0:54:23.520 --> 0:54:25.319
<v Speaker 2>on it and she was in at a bunch.

0:54:25.640 --> 0:54:25.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:54:26.600 --> 0:54:30.719
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it was honestly amazing and I loved it.

0:54:31.440 --> 0:54:35.359
<v Speaker 2>But don't watch it if if you were under twenty one,

0:54:35.560 --> 0:54:39.760
<v Speaker 2>under twenty one, like it's really really gnarly. It's essentially

0:54:39.840 --> 0:54:41.440
<v Speaker 2>gay porn, like at the end of the day.

0:54:41.880 --> 0:54:44.000
<v Speaker 1>But it was really fucking insane and it was a

0:54:44.080 --> 0:54:46.799
<v Speaker 1>fun watch. I wish I watched it really high, yeah,

0:54:47.120 --> 0:54:48.719
<v Speaker 1>because that would make me crack up.

0:54:48.880 --> 0:54:52.879
<v Speaker 2>It was genuinely awesome. And also like, oh my god,

0:54:52.880 --> 0:54:56.040
<v Speaker 2>that man never mine. I was just gonna say, like,

0:54:56.120 --> 0:54:59.520
<v Speaker 2>it's cool that like that was made back then because

0:54:59.560 --> 0:55:02.520
<v Speaker 2>it was like in the peak of like antigay rhetoric

0:55:02.640 --> 0:55:04.919
<v Speaker 2>going around. Yeah, like the fact that they were able

0:55:04.960 --> 0:55:07.320
<v Speaker 2>to get that funded created and put out was a

0:55:07.400 --> 0:55:10.279
<v Speaker 2>feat in it and of itself. But like not to

0:55:10.480 --> 0:55:14.960
<v Speaker 2>like analyze a movie that is literally all sex, but like, no, that.

0:55:15.000 --> 0:55:16.719
<v Speaker 1>Really is because when we were watching it I was like,

0:55:16.840 --> 0:55:18.920
<v Speaker 1>isn't it crazy that this When this movie was out,

0:55:19.200 --> 0:55:22.200
<v Speaker 1>gay marriage was literally still not legal. And they were

0:55:22.400 --> 0:55:24.600
<v Speaker 1>just like, fuck it, I'm literally gonna make the crude,

0:55:25.160 --> 0:55:28.120
<v Speaker 1>funny ass movie that also has a bunch of sex

0:55:28.200 --> 0:55:29.879
<v Speaker 1>in it. I think that's the most sex I've seen

0:55:29.920 --> 0:55:30.319
<v Speaker 1>in a movie.

0:55:30.400 --> 0:55:30.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:55:30.640 --> 0:55:35.959
<v Speaker 1>Well, like, but it was fucking funny if it Drew

0:55:36.560 --> 0:55:38.359
<v Speaker 1>Drew made this comment. I was like, that's a stretch,

0:55:38.400 --> 0:55:39.879
<v Speaker 1>but he was like, if this was a forty five

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<v Speaker 1>minute movie, it would be the most awesome movie ever.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do agree. If it was forty five minutes long,

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<v Speaker 1>it would literally be fucking perfect. And just like that

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<v Speaker 1>was a funny short, like random thing, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>so long. I did like, if you do watch it,

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<v Speaker 1>I did like the Bad Luck guys. Yeah, arc that

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<v Speaker 1>was like a fun tidbit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, No, There's so many little moments in it

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm like, oh, that was awesome, and I loved it.

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<v Speaker 2>I genuinely liked it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was fun. They get to film but Naked

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<v Speaker 1>Nasty on the beach in Miami, though they were like

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<v Speaker 1>in Fort Lauderdale.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if maybe they said they were in Fort

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<v Speaker 2>Lauderdale and film somewhere else, because like literally everywhere film's

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<v Speaker 2>in fucking like Croatia, but they're set in Atlanta.

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<v Speaker 1>It just looked like Miami to me. Tell me, tell me,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, they were in Miami because they were shooting

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<v Speaker 1>in at Venetian Pool. But if you're from Miami, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you know, you know. I'm not from Miami, and

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<v Speaker 1>I know because you're well traveled, babe.

0:56:41.560 --> 0:56:44.080
<v Speaker 2>I've seen the world. I've seen the world. I've been

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<v Speaker 2>super the last two weeks. I've been really badly wanting

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<v Speaker 2>to just go on like a two day vacation, like somewhere,

0:56:54.560 --> 0:56:57.640
<v Speaker 2>and I really heavily considered getting a flight and leaving

0:56:57.760 --> 0:57:00.880
<v Speaker 2>the next day and staying there for twenty four hours

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<v Speaker 2>and then coming home. I'm not telling you where I'm going.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, with that being said, Yourew's gonna run away and

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<v Speaker 1>do my music. I'm gonna play Fortnite while he's gone.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna make music, Okay. So for my songs, we

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<v Speaker 2>got Bamboo Banga by M I A. Let's make us

0:57:23.600 --> 0:57:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Staining by M C mac driving on nine the Breeders,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I'll give you one more in a silent way,

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<v Speaker 2>Miles Davis, I think this is twelve minutes long. Yeah,

0:57:37.240 --> 0:57:42.800
<v Speaker 2>it's twenty minutes long, nineteen fifty one. Also, uh, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if I've ever said this artist on the podcast,

0:57:47.000 --> 0:57:51.080
<v Speaker 2>but the musician Himera h I m e r A

0:57:52.920 --> 0:57:57.439
<v Speaker 2>one of my favorite like musicians, like not of all time,

0:57:57.560 --> 0:58:02.040
<v Speaker 2>but like I really like their music and I play

0:58:02.080 --> 0:58:04.240
<v Speaker 2>it all the time. It's just so peaceful and pretty.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, check out Himera h I m e r A.

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<v Speaker 2>I was paid fifty eight thousand dollars to say that.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, there's no way yep, well mine is.

0:58:18.160 --> 0:58:20.200
<v Speaker 1>I think I already said the song. But we are

0:58:20.480 --> 0:58:25.280
<v Speaker 1>finally having springtime, which is so fucking awesome. Spring is

0:58:25.360 --> 0:58:30.080
<v Speaker 1>Coming with a Strawberry in its Mouth by Roger Doyle

0:58:30.880 --> 0:58:34.720
<v Speaker 1>Doyley is really good. Kitto by lad by Ivy Queen.

0:58:35.600 --> 0:58:36.240
<v Speaker 1>You would love the.

0:58:36.280 --> 0:58:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Song, d I was just about to ask you to ooh,

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<v Speaker 2>Ivy Queen, iv Y Queen, Yeah, Ivy, what is that?

0:58:50.640 --> 0:58:58.040
<v Speaker 2>Let's dance? What it's let's dance kyoto or.

0:58:58.080 --> 0:58:58.800
<v Speaker 1>I want to dance?

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<v Speaker 2>I want to dance.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Also this Xavier Wolf song that samples oh fuck, what

0:59:09.160 --> 0:59:11.480
<v Speaker 2>is it? Sample hollow be they squad. I think it's

0:59:11.480 --> 0:59:16.240
<v Speaker 2>samples number three by Aphex Twin. That's number three, right.

0:59:18.040 --> 0:59:22.680
<v Speaker 2>But I had like a Xavier Wolf like Suicide Boys

0:59:22.840 --> 0:59:26.920
<v Speaker 2>arc for two years in high school and bones and

0:59:27.040 --> 0:59:28.920
<v Speaker 2>like all of them when they were like uploading to

0:59:29.040 --> 0:59:32.840
<v Speaker 2>SoundCloud and shit. Uh. And I kind of just fell

0:59:32.920 --> 0:59:35.920
<v Speaker 2>out of love with it naturally because I listened to

0:59:36.000 --> 0:59:40.040
<v Speaker 2>it every day for two years straight revisiting and it's lit.

0:59:40.800 --> 0:59:42.880
<v Speaker 1>Remember when you got so mad that I played music

0:59:42.960 --> 0:59:43.680
<v Speaker 1>all the time.

0:59:43.720 --> 0:59:47.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was. It was a rough patch in our relationship.

0:59:48.800 --> 0:59:52.400
<v Speaker 1>Those Eyes That Mouth and Love's Easy Tears by Cocktail Twins.

0:59:53.000 --> 0:59:55.400
<v Speaker 1>I say Cocktail Twins eight different times every time I.

0:59:55.440 --> 0:59:58.160
<v Speaker 2>Say it, Like, yeah, I say Cocktail Twins, Cockatoo Twins

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<v Speaker 2>say different every time. Which one was that.

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<v Speaker 1>Those Eyes that Mouth and Love's Easy Tears you've heard

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<v Speaker 1>me plays on This is like done, d.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh Easy Tears.

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<v Speaker 1>This one is those Eyes that Mouth and then loves

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<v Speaker 1>like ownership Loves Easy Tears. I Won't Hurt You The

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<v Speaker 1>West Coast Pop Art Experiments and nineteen ninety one Isalea Banks.

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<v Speaker 1>That song really reminds me of the beginning of Quarantine,

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<v Speaker 1>when we were so bored and that was the best

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<v Speaker 1>time in my life, honestly.

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<v Speaker 2>And then oh, is actually does Azalea sample Crystal Castles

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<v Speaker 2>in that song?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually don't know, but maybe I don't think so,

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<v Speaker 1>but maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm curious because there's a nineteen ninety one by Crystal

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<v Speaker 2>Castles in a nineteen ninety one by Azalea Banks.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. I don't know, though they sound pretty, but maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Dessert Song by Tacaco Minikawa. That's the girl

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<v Speaker 1>who did Fantastic Cat. That album is really good, but

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<v Speaker 1>Dessert Song is so.

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<v Speaker 2>Good I'll never forget. I lay claim to Fantastic Cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Fantastic Cat, I lay claim to it, and I showed

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<v Speaker 2>it to someone and then they claimed that they showed

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<v Speaker 2>me that song. And that's the one fucking thing that

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<v Speaker 2>I don't fuck with is when I show someone a

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<v Speaker 2>song and they say they showed me a song like.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why that boils my blood so much.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it's like my individual's complex or like superiority

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<v Speaker 2>complex or some shit, but no, and I will take

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<v Speaker 2>that to my grave. I will die on that hill.

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<v Speaker 2>You know who I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so that song. I just I like that song.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't like that as much as the other

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<v Speaker 1>songs have on that album, But that's a really good song.

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<v Speaker 1>Dessert song is so sweet I put it. Did you

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<v Speaker 1>see my story with the monkey key?

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<v Speaker 3>With us?

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I'll show I'm gonna show it to you. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>this is so boring and like uninteresting for literally everybody else, probably.

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<v Speaker 2>Because we got big that is what is that that

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<v Speaker 2>make try so?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that's a tumor.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the fat deposit, this sleeper build, oh vasa And

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I'm really behind the last of us because

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<v Speaker 1>I've been watching The Sopranos and I say Sopranos every

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<v Speaker 1>different every time, and I was a wit in a

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<v Speaker 1>room full of people who were saying it like Sopranos,

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<v Speaker 1>and I say Sopranos, and I'm gonna keep saying Sopranos.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been watching VINLND Saga. I finished season two of

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<v Speaker 2>Demons Layer. Started off, I didn't like the vibe of it.

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<v Speaker 2>By the end, I was like, Oh, they just set

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<v Speaker 2>this show up for a fucking slam dunk, and they

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<v Speaker 2>better go with the idea that I had for like

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<v Speaker 2>the seasons, but I doubt they do. And then I

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<v Speaker 2>started watching Vinlin Saga, and I got, uh, that's why

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<v Speaker 2>I stayed up so late last night was because I

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<v Speaker 2>was watching it like you were been in sleep, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>as I was watching it. But Vinlin Saga is fucking epic.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like everything you'd ever want in an anime. Like

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<v Speaker 2>it's so fucking silly.

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<v Speaker 1>I just for some reason, I like post like twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one, I just have not even thought about watching anime.

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<v Speaker 1>I think. I just like in twenty twenty one, I

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<v Speaker 1>started watching Breaking Bawn and then I was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to catch up on all these So that's

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<v Speaker 1>been my vibe because I'm like, if I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>start a show, I feel like I have to watch

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<v Speaker 1>all the human shows.

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<v Speaker 2>Human shows. Also, every time I look at my phone,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not like scrolling through socials. I'm not like super addicted.

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<v Speaker 2>I take notes for the week leading up to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>And if he thinks of something, he dropped it back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I jotted it down, and yeah, I just

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<v Speaker 2>got I got really insecure about that. Like the last

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<v Speaker 2>like five episodes of people thinking that I'm just like

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<v Speaker 2>ignoring everything you say, but no, I'm just looking at

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<v Speaker 2>the topics that I have written down so we can

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<v Speaker 2>move on from that conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're a fucking bitch. I'm not gonna be here

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<v Speaker 1>next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thank god, let's give up.

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<v Speaker 1>Goodbye. Kiss.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember when we fake kissed and I smelled like doritas.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it was so fucking nasty, that video of me

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<v Speaker 1>and Drew like on the wall, like fake kissing. He

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<v Speaker 1>had just eaten Doritos and smelled so nasty, And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it, all right,