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Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. Lately, is that it?

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Speaker 2: No? This is my ring tone?

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Speaker 1: That is not your ring tone?

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Speaker 2: Call me real quick.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know your ring tone. Your ring tone

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Speaker 1: is lit.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready for this? Guy?

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Speaker 1: Damn type louder bitch? Okay, you fucking hit the volume

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Speaker 1: button that stops? Why is that the lowest I know?

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Speaker 2: I just turned it up hell too.

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Speaker 1: Maybe because you're in Spotify. It's because you have an

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Speaker 1: old phone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the speakers are just really bad on.

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Speaker 1: This yeah, exause anytime you just play something out loud,

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Speaker 1: it's literally impossible to hear it. Well, lately, I've been

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Speaker 1: sad because there's that trend on TikTok that's like she

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Speaker 1: lives inside me or whatever, and it's like a video

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Speaker 1: of someone when they're young. First of all, if you

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Speaker 1: were seventeen, stop posted a video of you when you

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Speaker 1: were like ten and being like, she lives inside me,

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Speaker 1: she is still you, you are you, mabe. But it's

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Speaker 1: been making me sad because this is something that always

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Speaker 1: makes me so sad. But I have no videos of

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Speaker 1: myself before I was like fifteen, when I was self documenting.

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Speaker 1: I don't have any childhood videos. There's a lot of pictures,

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Speaker 1: but I think like we were kind of right before

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Speaker 1: the boom of it was so normal to have a

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Speaker 1: camcorder digital camera forward.

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Speaker 2: Two thousand and eight was like the year that smartphones

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Speaker 2: like really became like a thing and people started using

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Speaker 2: them as like cameras to document people and staff because

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Speaker 2: that's when like the iPhone was announced. Was it two

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Speaker 2: seven or two? And I think two thousand and eight,

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Speaker 2: But I only have three videos, and one of them

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Speaker 2: is my brother's beating the fuck out of me and

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Speaker 2: like me in the hallway with my legs up like

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Speaker 2: in me like doing like that little kick where you

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Speaker 2: like kick your legs out really fast. It's like unbeatable,

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Speaker 2: Like it's the ultimate defense mechanism when you're like they

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Speaker 2: can't get you. And then they eventually did get me

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Speaker 2: and started doing what's called like a turkey tap, where

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Speaker 2: they like get their finger like this and they tap

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Speaker 2: your chest a bunch over and over again, and it

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Speaker 2: starts off like harmless, but then after like a minute

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Speaker 2: or two, it starts becoming so painful, and then the

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Speaker 2: worst part of it all. I wish I could find

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Speaker 2: these videos. I know my brother has them. But the

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Speaker 2: worst part is they would pin down the arms and

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Speaker 2: legs and do that loogie thing where they like do

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Speaker 2: like a spit thing. They video, Yeah, they got that

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Speaker 2: on video. And then the other ones are my brothers

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Speaker 2: forcing me and my sister Madeline to do jackass and

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Speaker 2: we get there was like a forest right next to

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Speaker 2: my house.

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Speaker 1: Amusing you is probably so funny, and.

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Speaker 2: They would put us in like little like the little

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Speaker 2: carts like the red wagons or whatever, and push us

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Speaker 2: down these giant hills and we would bomb these hills.

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Speaker 2: And then they one time they put me inside of

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Speaker 2: a trash can and rolled me down, Like do you

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Speaker 2: remember my old house like that had that big hill

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Speaker 2: leading up to the garage. Yeah, they put.

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Speaker 1: I moved it because I was chewing on my cookie

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Speaker 1: and last time when I was eating my bread, it

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Speaker 1: was so much noise and I was really embarrassed. And

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Speaker 1: also actually somebody had commented was like, and this bitch

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Speaker 1: claims that chewing annoys her. Chewing doesn't fucking annoy me.

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Speaker 1: It's in my head.

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Speaker 2: It's it's always and you're like, we'll freak the fuck

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Speaker 2: out if someone is chewing around her. But then she's

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Speaker 2: macing on that ship just as loud.

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Speaker 1: No, to be fair, at that time, I was so

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Speaker 1: fucking nauseous and I was trying to eat that the

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Speaker 1: fastest I've ever eaten anything. I was I would have

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Speaker 1: been able to give you your fucking entertainment for the week,

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Speaker 1: you motherfucking bitch. But I usually chew with my mouth closed,

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Speaker 1: and it okay, I won't get it.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, they pushed me down in a trash can

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Speaker 2: and I rolled down that little incline and I felt

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Speaker 2: like a god.

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Speaker 1: Simply you felt like a god because you didn't break

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Speaker 1: your neck, and in another universe you broke your neck.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, so uh, with that, we'll move on to

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Speaker 2: the real pressing matter.

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Speaker 1: Way, I didn't talk about how sad it makes me.

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Speaker 1: It makes me really sad. And then you know what's

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Speaker 1: really sad is I found a tape in my dad's

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Speaker 1: reasons that I'm not gonna say actually, we could bleep

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Speaker 1: so sad. You have to bleep and cover my mouth

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Speaker 1: or I'll cover my mouth to give you less work.

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Speaker 1: But it made me so sad because I don't remember sad,

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Speaker 1: just really really sad. And then basically the fucking tape

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Speaker 1: had nothing on it. It was from my parents work

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Speaker 1: because they do houses. They like remodel.

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Speaker 2: They were logging, they were.

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Speaker 1: They were doing the before and after my Van Life,

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Speaker 1: gutting out the house, putting a toilet in the backseat.

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Speaker 2: The real plague is van life, thank you? Yeah? One

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Speaker 2: of our friends. Yeah, literally, Tina, she is fucking She

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Speaker 2: made a video recently killing me like the what was it?

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Speaker 1: Jesus free, Jesus freaking by choice and I was she

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Speaker 1: goes unapologetically, unapologetically, and then she she's like living in

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Speaker 1: r V by choice and then either she like stitched

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Speaker 1: it or something in she was like it's started by choice.

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Speaker 1: Now I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no she that was so late. And there have

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Speaker 2: been rumors circulating that we have beef with Tina.

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Speaker 1: Which I haven't seen, but Drew said that to me,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, literally.

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Speaker 2: She texted me saying, oh, I guess I think now

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Speaker 2: we have like beef. No, yeah, we're done.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna take Tina's baby.

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Speaker 2: And I was literally like, should we like fake a

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Speaker 2: beef and I was like, oh, wait, you're literally a

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Speaker 2: mother and you don't have time. You don't fake drama. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but we don't funk with Tina anymore. Like, yeah, it's done,

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Speaker 1: Like you guys, you guys are right, you guys sent

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Speaker 1: to this out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: So random to like even like start saying that. I think.

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Speaker 1: I think from the Internet people believe that when people

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Speaker 1: like feather off there always has to be some huge contemption.

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Speaker 1: But if you guys know, we are some of the

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Speaker 1: best people on the planet and we don't have beef

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Speaker 1: like that like people have. Really, yeah, people are mad

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Speaker 2: People just get connected to our presence and expect more

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Speaker 2: and more and more out of us, and I think

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Speaker 2: when they get closer to us, they realize that, oh

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Speaker 2: maybe I don't know how to explain it, you know

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Speaker 2: what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there's a tendency that we can meet people.

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Speaker 1: This is the most big headed shit ever. But really

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Speaker 1: what it is is we are clowns. We know we

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Speaker 1: are clowned, and we know that and people meet us,

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Speaker 1: and especially within the entertainment business, people are so not

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Speaker 1: accustomed to meeting people and then being so like quick

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Speaker 2: To be crazy to them to filth, just.

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Speaker 1: Like not really caring and having no social cues, and

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Speaker 1: they're like, this is awesome, we should hang out, and

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Speaker 1: then if they are lucky enough that we do hang out,

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Speaker 1: it's super fun. But then that is our whole social

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Speaker 1: battery for the next three weeks and we can't do

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Speaker 1: it again. And then it comes like, wow, you didn't

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Speaker 1: hanging out with you, and it's like, no, I literally

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Speaker 1: And for that reason I will be ignoring you for

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Speaker 1: three weeks and then coming back and be like, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I almost done.

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Speaker 2: But the real matter, the real pressing matter that I

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Speaker 2: finally got to the bottom of it. And it took

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Speaker 2: me months and months and months and months, maybe even

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Speaker 2: years to figure out, really what's wrong with me? But

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Speaker 2: I found out that we've been drinking from lead cups

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Speaker 2: for the last year.

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? Something else is wrong with you

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Speaker 1: because you don't drink out of cups?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I do, I do, I do.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: I do this thing where it's so easy to do

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Speaker 2: and I wish everyone would do it, but I understand

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Speaker 2: that it's nasty. But I have one cup or one

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Speaker 2: bottle that I drink out of for a week straight,

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Speaker 2: and sometimes I don't wash it because it's only my

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Speaker 1: It is so nasty though, because sometimes in the daylight

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Speaker 1: you can see the rim of saliva that's.

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Speaker 2: Built up all No, it's my it's my chapstick.

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Speaker 1: It's so nasty, and I'm just like ew, And I

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Speaker 1: don't know if I should wash it or not, because

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Speaker 1: I'm like, he just likes this.

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Speaker 2: That's a flavor. You can't wash the flavor off. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: the dried spit flavor. But yeah, we have lead poisoning.

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Speaker 2: I bought lead testers because I was like, Okay, it's

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Speaker 2: not black mold, it's not CO two poisoning. Also, I

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Speaker 2: figured out that sleeping under wires or some ship I

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Speaker 1: He heard from a friend whose parent was worried for that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I found out. I came to the conclusion and

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Speaker 2: there's this is so I bought. I bought a Geiger

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Speaker 2: carnch to test for EMF radiation. So I'm gonna just

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Speaker 2: come back that I've been sleeping under rads. My landlord

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Speaker 2: is getting sued.

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Speaker 1: Drew likes to do this thing where instead of recognizing

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Speaker 1: that not only does he suffer from depression in ADHD,

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Speaker 1: but had intense substance love in his primitive view in

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Speaker 1: your primitive.

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Speaker 2: Years, my formative and in.

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Speaker 1: Your formative years and then moved on to your adult

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Speaker 1: life to only eat literally like fucking syrups and cornflower

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Speaker 1: and sunflower oil and not leave the house for weeks

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Speaker 1: his iPad. He uses his iPad so much that I

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Speaker 1: think Apple should give him another iPad or get into

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Speaker 1: his chip and find out how much screen time over

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Speaker 1: the time it started up versus now and give him

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Speaker 1: an award for it. And then he goes outside every

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Speaker 1: now and then is like I literally he goes outside

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Speaker 1: and I make sure I make sure Buddy gets a

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Speaker 1: good meal in him, and he's like, I literally feel

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Speaker 1: like a new human. This is so insane. I can't

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Speaker 1: believe the life of it. This day.

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Speaker 2: The last two weeks, I've been fighting off trying to

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Speaker 2: kill myself.

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Speaker 1: Booh, what's the fight for?

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Speaker 2: No, I've been like battling I've been battling the strongest

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Speaker 2: battle I've had in a very long time, and I

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Speaker 2: just would spend hours and hours and hours a day

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Speaker 2: on my iPhone. And yesterday I woke up and I

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Speaker 2: was like, you know what, like I'm not getting on

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Speaker 2: my phone all.

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Speaker 1: I'd die the living room for the first time that like,

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Speaker 1: literally I was in the living room and it was shocking.

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Speaker 2: It was bad. I like, I have literally isolated for

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Speaker 2: two weeks. And something about me is I make myself

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I like me when there's probably.

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Speaker 1: I'm just so shocked that this one has lead paint

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Speaker 1: That's so sad. I used this cup so much, Like

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Speaker 1: because what's the issue, Like, you definitely have lead poisoning

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Speaker 2: Ice spice cup. I didn't realize you had an ice

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this one was predicting her birth. Yeah, they made

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Speaker 1: Wait, what does that have to do with ice Spice.

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Speaker 1: And when you said the selfie kid, I thought you

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Speaker 2: It was basically the same vibe. This kid, Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: That I have seen him. Well, he's like ten years old.

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Speaker 1: Self seed selfie should have been on Ellen selfie. She

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Speaker 2: The mac and cheese from Panera is frozen, and I

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't make only fans.

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Speaker 1: I want to know if the mac and cheese from

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Speaker 2: That ship was bust and busting.

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Speaker 1: Well, how do you do that with your boys? What

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Speaker 1: Like I've literally I haven't been My days have been

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Speaker 4: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I started Last of Us and it's really fun, but

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Speaker 5: Yeah, did you see that they're gonna let you have

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Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: It's like DLC, we need to play?

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Speaker 2: We should we just turn this off?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm playing. I might switch right behind me.

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Speaker 2: She just started up and it was playing before this,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna piss me off because I'm gonna be deep

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Speaker 1: in a game. Oh my god, me and Josie. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that game I only had eleven kills because

441
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,000
Speaker 1: Drew is a fucking monster to play with because he

442
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,879
Speaker 1: runs away from everybody to go get kills. And it's like,

443
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 1: we're supposed to be in this together.

444
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 2: Because what's the point of the game, like if I'm.

445
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 1: Way as a team as a team, but yeah, I

446
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 1: just wanted to let y'all know that I am still

447
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:04,480
Speaker 1: out here getting vic royals. I'm not flopping, I'm still

448
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:05,680
Speaker 1: on my VR shit.

449
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, this is the craziest shit ever that I

450
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,920
Speaker 2: think suspect might have been the beginning of my spiral.

451
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,719
Speaker 1: I've let on my pants.

452
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:21,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, but have you ever really truly thought about germs

453
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:22,320
Speaker 2: and virus?

454
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:22,680
Speaker 1: Yes?

455
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:29,879
Speaker 2: Yes, there's like an entire like micro universe of bugs,

456
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 2: of billions and trillions and quadrillions whatever the fucking number is,

457
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 2: of just little critters that we can't see, that are

458
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:40,840
Speaker 2: constantly at fucking war, just killing each other, and like,

459
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,440
Speaker 2: I don't know it just it was blowing my mind

460
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,440
Speaker 2: because I was like, oh, they're just like literally on

461
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,520
Speaker 2: my skin right now, and I can't see them unless

462
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,680
Speaker 2: I had a microscope and then on top of that,

463
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 2: have you ever thought about a white blood cell? No,

464
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:56,560
Speaker 2: white blood cells are like the most rider die fucking

465
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 2: cell ever made.

466
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 1: Like some people call me a white blood cell because

467
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,359
Speaker 1: I'm just like that, like the feel you're.

468
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:05,480
Speaker 2: So right or I and I'm going to save your life.

469
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,240
Speaker 2: And the other thing that was freaking me out was

470
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:13,320
Speaker 2: that white blood cells still like can't live outside of

471
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 2: your body. Like it's compared to like how we can't

472
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,880
Speaker 2: breathe underwater. They can't live outside your body. Doesn't make

473
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 2: sense to me because they heal your wounds outside your body. Whatever.

474
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 2: The craziest thing is that if you take a white

475
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,920
Speaker 2: blood cell out and like you have an infection in

476
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 2: your blood and you put it on like a slide

477
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:33,359
Speaker 2: on the slide, it is still programmed to attack and

478
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:36,880
Speaker 2: kill like the infection for fifteen minutes. It is too

479
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 2: like it's already sentenced to death and it's still fighting

480
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,119
Speaker 2: for your body. It just it's breaking.

481
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 1: It's someone like that in my life.

482
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 2: No, I can't survive fifteen minutes without you, and I'd

483
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,920
Speaker 2: kill for you. I have killed for you.

484
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: No you haven't. Oh.

485
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 2: The central part, Yeah, that's why I'm so good is

486
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 2: because I do things for you that you don't even

487
00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,400
Speaker 2: realize I did.

488
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 1: Oh well, I don't though that I ever wanted you

489
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 1: to kill someone from me, So like, if that falls

490
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 1: on you, oh you know what I thought about the

491
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 1: other day. Also, yes, I have thought about the fucking

492
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 1: germs because when I get out of the shower. Also,

493
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 1: this is another thing I haven't said. One of my

494
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 1: like little my rules of my life. Like this is

495
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 1: one of my is when she's.

496
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,879
Speaker 2: Washing her ash in the shower, it's the most disgusting

497
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:22,600
Speaker 2: thing ever. She gets shit under her fingernails and instead

498
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 2: of washing it off in the shower, she wipes it

499
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 2: on the shower curtain. She's like, let me get the

500
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,639
Speaker 2: shit off, and she does that.

501
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:32,120
Speaker 1: It's distrusted, dude, No, Like, why would I do that?

502
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:34,600
Speaker 2: It's nasty.

503
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 1: But one of my rules is that after I get

504
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 1: out of the shower, I cannot sit on the toilet.

505
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 1: So and it like sounds like it doesn't make sense,

506
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,879
Speaker 1: but let me. But here's the thing is, if like

507
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: two hours or like an hour goes by, Okay, it

508
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,360
Speaker 1: all depends. If I take a shower and I'm about

509
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 1: to hang out with you guys in the living room,

510
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,199
Speaker 1: I can get on the toilet, but not immediately. I

511
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,239
Speaker 1: would have to put my clothes on and then go

512
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 1: chill and then be like Okay, yeah, now I really

513
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 1: have the pee, but I'm all dried up and I'm

514
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:05,600
Speaker 1: gonna be up for a few hours so i can

515
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 1: go pee. But the thing is, if I get out

516
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: of the shower and I'm about to like right after

517
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,640
Speaker 1: the shower, I'm gonna go lay down and I need

518
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 1: to pee, I need to pop a squat like I'm

519
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 1: in a public That.

520
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 2: Is my rapper name, Papa squat, Papa squat. That's lit.

521
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 2: Josh has a really good one. It's Papa pill.

522
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: Papa pill is good.

523
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 2: P O P p A.

524
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,280
Speaker 1: I feel like it should just be p A p

525
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 1: A pill because like Papa pill, like pop a pill

526
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 1: Like that's.

527
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 2: Like no, It's like it's like I'm daddy. Also, that's

528
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 2: another thing.

529
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,679
Speaker 1: That's why I'm saying it should be p A P

530
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: A pill instead of p O P P A because

531
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,400
Speaker 1: who calls their papa?

532
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 2: Do?

533
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 1: People call them? But do they not spell it p A.

534
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,480
Speaker 2: P A People do, but people spell it both ways.

535
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 2: I just think it looks phonetically. It flows better when

536
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,399
Speaker 2: it Poppa.

537
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,919
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's better when it's Pa pa Pi.

538
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 2: Well, this is fuck? What was I going to say,

539
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 2: God Grammer? Oh the fact that I'm like literally daddy

540
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 2: as fucked, like I'm sexy hot, like no one's talking

541
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 2: about that.

542
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:23,679
Speaker 5: You were talking about it, how.

543
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 2: You've laughed at me.

544
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,959
Speaker 1: But I'm all porous. My pores are open, and if

545
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,880
Speaker 1: I sit on the toilet, all the pores will get

546
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: into me, and then when I get in my bed,

547
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: all the germs will be one in. All the fucking

548
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: germs will get into my pores, and then when I

549
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 1: get in bed, I'll just be covered in germs and

550
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 1: get it on my bed. So I have to pop

551
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:45,920
Speaker 1: a squat.

552
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 2: That's a very debilitating lifestyle. But I understand the logic.

553
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 2: The logic is there.

554
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then but then sometimes I think I've said

555
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 1: this sometimes, like if I've washed my hands, like the

556
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 1: the calculated like four or five times that I have

557
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 1: to after using the back room. But then sometimes before

558
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,120
Speaker 1: I go to bed, I'm so convinced that I'm gonna

559
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:06,159
Speaker 1: piss myself. So I'm like trying to force myself to

560
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 1: pee because I'm like I can't get up again. I like,

561
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 1: can't do this. I need to get my pee out,

562
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 1: and sometimes like a little more people come out and

563
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 1: then I'm like okay, and I'll wipe my.

564
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 2: Also, why don't you ever flush the toilet when you

565
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 2: pee in the middle of it?

566
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 1: Well, because I don't want it to make a loud sound,

567
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 1: Like I get like worried that it'll like wake someone up.

568
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 1: But I think I do that because in my and

569
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 1: house I grew up in, the bathroom was right between

570
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 1: both rooms, and it would wake people.

571
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 2: I assumed it was just so you didn't wake us up.

572
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: Also, sometimes that's like when I literally am having my

573
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: issue where I'm like, oh, I have to p to

574
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 1: p have to pee, and I keep like fake peeing,

575
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, I don't want to flush the

576
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 1: toilet like eight times. That's so wasteful, and I'm like

577
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,440
Speaker 1: it's literally like two drops and a fucking wish of

578
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: a paper towel, so like I'm not gonna flush it.

579
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 1: But that's why I don't do that.

580
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 2: But then because that shit is potent, like when I

581
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 2: like I smell it and taste.

582
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: It, smell wakes you up.

583
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 2: Sometimes when I get my fucking two fresh in there

584
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,199
Speaker 2: to brush my teeth like it.

585
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: Honestly, wait, you know in the water in the sink, no,

586
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: into the.

587
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 2: You like your toilet water, like your pea water. It

588
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 2: just it gets your teeth like extra clean.

589
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 1: I guess thats ver. Yeah, Well, sometimes next time I

590
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 1: have BV, I could just give you some of that,

591
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 1: because I'm sure it's very acidic bacteria. I use my

592
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 1: BV discharge to whiteen my teeth because it's so acidic.

593
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 1: So I'll put some on a tinfoil and I thire

594
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 1: out my teeth in it. And then it does suck

595
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,679
Speaker 1: when it gets on your tongue, but you just got

596
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 1: to do a good job of like sitting still. And

597
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: sometimes it can be splotchy because some of those chunks

598
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: are a little more condensed with acidity than others. I

599
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: have good news. I've been beating.

600
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 2: Vaginas are fucking nasty. Wow, vaginas are fucking scary.

601
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: That's not shocking coming from you.

602
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 5: I think they're beautiful. Oh, I'm just saying, I haven't

603
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 5: haven't said anything.

604
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 1: If a guy tells you that he's really good at head, girl.

605
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 2: Just fucking you're looking at kai and that thought coming

606
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 2: in your head.

607
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Kai saying vaginas are beautiful. I feel

608
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: like men who are like, oh fuckka gorgeous.

609
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 2: Kai's bit for the first fucking six months that we

610
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 2: knew him was that he was really good at giving head.

611
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 2: He was like the O G munch like that was

612
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 2: his vibe.

613
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: Patrick the other day was talking to Josh and I

614
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,520
Speaker 1: don't think I did I say this already. I don't

615
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: think he's ever heard the term munch because he likes

616
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: in a different planet. Yeah, and he was like, oh,

617
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: like I just love a girl who munches. I like

618
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: a girl who munches. And then he's like, I'm always unching.

619
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: I'm always munching. I am always munching. Oh yeah, do

620
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: fish my my peace stories. I think that's it, Like, yeah,

621
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: it's oh. But sometimes after the third time I've tried

622
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: to pee, I'm like, I can't wash my hands again

623
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: because now I'm stripping the oils from my hands. I'm

624
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: gonna get old lady hands because I keep washing my

625
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: hands and I already put lotion back on my hands,

626
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 1: so I'll not use I'll not wash my hands, but

627
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: before I wipe I use the most insane amount of

628
00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: toilet paper because I'm like, I have to do everything

629
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 1: to make sure I don't get baccy on my hand.

630
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 2: Crazy. It is like, I'm surprised it's not clogged every

631
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 2: time I walk into the bathroom after it, and you

632
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 2: used it because it is literally like you know, when

633
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 2: you would like or I never did this, but when

634
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 2: you would cover toilet paper and water in the bathroom

635
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 2: and explode, it's about much you do you do. I'm

636
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 2: gonna catch you, and I'm gonna do use a lot.

637
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: Of toilet paper. But I think most girls could vouch it.

638
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 1: That's your reaction to me mentioned Oh my god, I

639
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: thought you were like I thought you were on the

640
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: side of woman like.

641
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,560
Speaker 2: I thought you were like, no, not when it comes

642
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 2: to fucking periods. Bro is the smell shit? Yeah?

643
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 1: Did anybody else grow up with their parents telling them

644
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 1: they can't have eggs on their period because it'll make.

645
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 2: This thirty six thousand times I.

646
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: Think about having my period, I think about it, and

647
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 1: I just don't think it's real. And you know what,

648
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: I asked this question eight million times. I've never looked

649
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: at the comments to see any answer.

650
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 2: Well, well, you left me at home for two weeks.

651
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 2: You left me at home and it was really scary.

652
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 2: No one of the nights I was home alone again.

653
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 2: It was after I heard the people under near neath us,

654
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 2: like celebrating a birthday, but I thought literally aliens had

655
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 2: come to destroy the world. I was home alone. It

656
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 2: was like eleven thirty, and I was getting ready to

657
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 2: bed because I've been going to bed like literally two

658
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:44,719
Speaker 2: nights ago. I went to bed.

659
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: We're getting ready to bed, Yeah, to.

660
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 2: Like have sex with my bed, to bed my bed.

661
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 2: But I what the the fucks? I was saying, Oh,

662
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 2: I've been going to bed at like ten, I've been

663
00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 2: going to bed at like, what.

664
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:02,680
Speaker 1: Is the fuck?

665
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 2: I was like, I've been going to bed at like

666
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 2: ten two?

667
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 5: I have blown backwards.

668
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: Who's this worset?

669
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 6: Right?

670
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 2: But I like our neighbors.

671
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: We're good, We're good, we're just acting.

672
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 2: It's all.

673
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 1: Actually I have jobs, they're not.

674
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 2: But I've been going to bed at ten every night.

675
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 2: I've said that fifteen fucking times now and waking up

676
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 2: at five thirty six am. And that night I was like, well,

677
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna sayup a little bit later. I'm gonna see

678
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 2: if I can like do it. So I was up

679
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 2: at eleven thirty watching Vinlin, which is an amazing anime,

680
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,479
Speaker 2: one of the best animes I've seen in a very

681
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 2: long time. The fighting is so sick and the storyline

682
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 2: is amazing, and it's kind of like Game of Thrones

683
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 2: but anime.

684
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 4: Uh.

685
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 2: But besides that, I was laying in bed and I

686
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,719
Speaker 2: started hearing sounds by the front door, and I was like, Oh,

687
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 2: that's just a zool. And then I heard more sounds

688
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 2: by the front door, and I looked above me, and

689
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 2: Azul was above me, and I was like, huh, that

690
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 2: was a zool, I hope. And so another like couple

691
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 2: minutes passed and I hear more sounds by the front door,

692
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 2: and this time it sounded like someone was trying to

693
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 2: like actually come into the house, but I was probably

694
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,719
Speaker 2: just like fucking hallucinating, And so I ran into the kitchen,

695
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 2: grabbed a knife, and locked myself in the bathroom with

696
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 2: my iPad for probably thirty five minutes, freaking the fuck

697
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 2: out that someone was in the house. And when I

698
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 2: was went to the front door to see if it

699
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 2: was open, I saw it was latched, and one of

700
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 2: the sounds I heard when I went back when I

701
00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 2: was coming to grab the knife, it was unlatched, and

702
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, someone literally just came

703
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 2: into the fucking house. And when I was standing in

704
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 2: that doorway, I literally had like a fucking PTSD flashback

705
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,479
Speaker 2: of like someone standing in your room in the living

706
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 2: room being destroyed. So I avoided the living room and

707
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 2: your bedroom because I was like, if someone's in here,

708
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna lock myself into the bathroom, They're not

709
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 2: getting through that door, and I have my iPad. But

710
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 2: then I realized that I had just logged out of

711
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 2: my iPad, so I couldn't call anybody off my iPad.

712
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,800
Speaker 2: So I grabbed so I had to leave the bathroom

713
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 2: and I ran to I sprinted to the bathroom or

714
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 2: to my bedroom with a knife, grabbed my iPhone and

715
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,280
Speaker 2: sprinted back and went back into the bathroom.

716
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 1: You were sprinting, you literally fell into your knife and die.

717
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 2: That's what I was hoping would happen because I was

718
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 2: so fucking scared. But yeah, I was like literally crying.

719
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,479
Speaker 2: I was so fucking scared, Like I I thought about

720
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 2: like locking myself in my closet, but then I was like, Okay,

721
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 2: I'm being too extra right now. But I was literally

722
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,439
Speaker 2: panicking and then I was like, Okay, you're a grown

723
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 2: ass man. You're fine. You have a knife, you can

724
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 2: protect yourself. So I went to my bedroom and I

725
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 2: was like, fuck, I don't have a lock on my room,

726
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 2: like they're gonna come in. So I purposely left the

727
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 2: light on in the hallway and laid in bed for

728
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,879
Speaker 2: literally an hour and a half, watching the sliver under

729
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 2: my door to see when footsteps would come so I

730
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 2: could like get into action. And I unlatched my balcony

731
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 2: door so I could just swing it open really quick,

732
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,719
Speaker 2: just in case I needed to escape. And I laid

733
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 2: in that bed for an hour and a half looking

734
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 2: for those footsteps, waiting for them to come, And the

735
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,879
Speaker 2: entire time I was imagining like what it would feel

736
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 2: like to be stabbed, and like what it would feel

737
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 2: like to be stabbed to death, and how awful of

738
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 2: a way that is to die, And I just like

739
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 2: kept replaying it in my head. And I replayed it

740
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 2: in my head so many times that I like, know

741
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 2: what it feels like to be stabbed now, and I

742
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,840
Speaker 2: always have it, like I feel like I know what

743
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 2: it feels like to be shot, Like I know what

744
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 2: it feels like to be stabbed. I feel like it

745
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 2: wouldn't die in a car crash whatever, because I've experienced

746
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,400
Speaker 2: those in past lives, or I've experienced them in dreams,

747
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 2: which is like another reality that we visit when we're asleep.

748
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 2: But yeah, I freaked the fuck out and I was like,

749
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 2: oh my God, like, I'm going to be stabbed to

750
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 2: death and that's a terrible way to die. So then

751
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:26,280
Speaker 2: I watched a bunch of videos on stabbings to prepare myself,

752
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 2: and then I did a bunch of research on Reddit

753
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 2: about what it feels like.

754
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: When he said that what he was telling me this,

755
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, being stabbed death sounds fucking awful.

756
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: And then you were like, yeah, but actually yeah.

757
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 2: Well, after the first stab, your body goes into like

758
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 2: fight or flight mode, and you have a bunch of

759
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 2: adrenaline built up, so like you're basically in shock, So

760
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,479
Speaker 2: you don't feel after the first stab what it feels

761
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 2: like to be stabbed one hundred and four more times,

762
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 2: which I assume would happened to me because people love

763
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 2: me so viciously that it would be a crime of

764
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 2: passion rather than a random GE's.

765
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: Scary that most times when someone gets killed if someone

766
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 1: they knew. That's insane.

767
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 2: I wonder what that statistic is. I'm gonna look that up.

768
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: I think I know who would kill us.

769
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 2: I have a feeling I didn't finish the selfiekid story,

770
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 2: or did I? So, yeah, you said he got arrested. Yeah, yeah,

771
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 2: who would kill you?

772
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: Somebody who's very jealous and scary in my life, but

773
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: we still let him in the house every week.

774
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 2: Fuck that person you see in the room with us

775
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 2: right now? Who is.

776
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,720
Speaker 1: You know what I've just thought about is dummy singing

777
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 1: to the ghost.

778
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 2: We were like, we need to save this for Patreon,

779
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 2: like we're gonna do that on Patriot and then it

780
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 2: became like a big fucking damn mind. So we were

781
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,760
Speaker 2: just like, whatever, We'll let y'all.

782
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 1: Have has everybody else started talking about it because we're

783
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 1: fucking trendsetters. But the video of Debbie Lovado on the

784
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 1: Ghost series show when they're all convinced that there's a

785
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:01,720
Speaker 1: girl ghosts in the room and that the girl ghost

786
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 1: only likes other women because she doesn't trust women because

787
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: she has trauma with men, and Demi Levado proceeds to

788
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: sing Acappella Skyscraper or one of those songs to the

789
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 1: ghost and then the machine beeps and she's like.

790
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 2: She loved it, she loved it, loved it.

791
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:23,760
Speaker 1: Doesn't she give her an encore?

792
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah? More more?

793
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 1: Can I have some more? Please?

794
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 2: Some more?

795
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: Please?

796
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 5: Can I have some more?

797
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 2: Walkam only?

798
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: Please?

799
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 2: More? Some more? Please?

800
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 1: What is it exactly?

801
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:42,280
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't remember. That's your magnam opis.

802
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was my top. My top time in my

803
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 1: life was going viral on TikTok as a tioktok sound.

804
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 1: Can I wait? I don't remember what it is?

805
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 6: More?

806
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:53,280
Speaker 2: Please?

807
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,399
Speaker 1: Can I have some more? Please? Oh, don't be shy,

808
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: put some more.

809
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:00,279
Speaker 2: Don't be shy to put some more. Put some more please? Dude.

810
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 1: What's funny is that's literally because I just walked out

811
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: of a poky place that immediately made fun of this

812
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: woman who was in front of me. In Miami. There's

813
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: this poke place that the people who work there are

814
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: usually like teenagers, and this older woman was talking to

815
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: them like they were fucking idiots, and she was like, no,

816
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: don't be Chai Kwon and like was literally like going

817
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: like this to them over the glass, like come, yeah,

818
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 1: come that one.

819
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was.

820
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 1: I just watched her and didn't say anything because I

821
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: couldn't believe she was alive. I love this.

822
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:36,399
Speaker 2: That's such a good sound. Yeah. But yeah, forty six

823
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 2: percent of violent crimes are committed by someone you know.

824
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kai, Well that's what I'm saying. It's gonna be

825
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: kause if something happens to us, it is Kai. That's

826
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: the Oh, that was what I forgot.

827
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 2: That's why I'm not going to kill myself. It was Kai.

828
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 2: It was me.

829
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 1: If I die, it wasn't me. It was Kai. But

830
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: the thing I was going to say is I was

831
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: getting into the hypothetical the other day with some friends

832
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 1: and it was about it was It was about what

833
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 1: it is.

834
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 2: Are you cheated? That's all we need to know. So

835
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,800
Speaker 2: I know you lost hypothetical because he poked holes in it.

836
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: No, I did. But the hypothetical was if o'riyan killed

837
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: a partner, would I snitch? And I was like no,

838
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: but here would be the game plan. And I told

839
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:20,880
Speaker 1: her this yesterdays. She thought it was really funny. So

840
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: the thing is, I Oriyan comes to me, but she's smart,

841
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 1: because she's a smart cookie girl, and she comes to

842
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: me in person, and she's like, Enya, I killed my partner.

843
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 1: We got into a fight, escalated, I felt scared and

844
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: I killed them. And I would be like, Okay, here's

845
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. We would get together, buy round

846
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: trip tickets to Europe and we would go on a

847
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: two week or realistically maybe not Europe. Because she brought

848
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 1: this up to me and I was like, that's a

849
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 1: really good point, because you can't, like you can't go

850
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 1: on a crazy trip and have too much fun because

851
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: then when it gets oh. Also a part of the hypotheticals,

852
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 1: I would he per pay for the best lawyers ever,

853
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: Like I would do everything in my power to make

854
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: sure my girl is not going to do But we

855
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: can't go on too fun of a trip because then

856
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 1: the police are gonna be like bitch, like self defense.

857
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 1: You literally went to fucking Portugal with your home girl,

858
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: like right after, like that doesn't look good. So but

859
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: what I would do the original hypothetical is I said

860
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,839
Speaker 1: I would take up two days. We would have two

861
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 1: days where we have the best time ever. Act like

862
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: she didn't tell me, she promises that when it comes

863
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 1: down to it, she will be like no. I went

864
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: around and like was hanging out with any but I

865
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: didn't tell her. I was too scared to tell her

866
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: because I knew she would snitch on me, and I

867
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,359
Speaker 1: would snitch on her with her consent, like two three

868
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 1: days later after we had the best three days of

869
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: our life, because then I'm Scotch free, and I'm like,

870
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: she did it out of self defense. She told me

871
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: blah bla blah, like blah blah, and then she now

872
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: has like an alibi that she didn't just claim self

873
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 1: defense in court. She told her friend like, no, that's

874
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: what happened, and yeah, that was my story. Is that

875
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: I wouldn't tell immediately. I would have fun with her

876
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: and then tell.

877
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 2: If I were to kill someone, I would commit the crime,

878
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 2: make sure there's no cameras.

879
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 1: I would make sure there's no cameras, and I would

880
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: do it in the nighttime where there's no light, no

881
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 1: one can see my face.

882
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 2: No if I had to, though, there's there's like there's

883
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 2: a lot of like good things you can do, but

884
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,399
Speaker 2: the main one that I would do is I would

885
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 2: bury their body next to the Big Rock in Central Park,

886
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 2: if that were me, if I were to do that.

887
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 1: The thing is, this isn't the first time you said that,

888
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 1: and like, oh my.

889
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 2: God, imagine there are bodies like literally imagine.

890
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 5: That, dude. This episode I'm like thinking about like ten

891
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 5: years from now us it'll be.

892
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:01,800
Speaker 1: Like even No Brook was like if I kill someone,

893
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, no park next to the Big Rock.

894
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 2: And I spent a month in New York.

895
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I didn't see you for a lot of

896
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 1: those days.

897
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 2: When I actually like scared now, No, I wasn't around Drew.

898
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 1: Drew would have days where he's like, oh, I need

899
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 1: to do a solo day. Oh, like kind of in

900
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,879
Speaker 1: like Japan. In his vlogs, he was like, oh, I'm

901
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 1: all alone, I'm I'm having a solo day. And he

902
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 1: would and then he would come back really tired and

903
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 1: covered in dirt. But I was like, oh, he's just playing.

904
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,280
Speaker 2: But he was going to park, sliding down the mountains.

905
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,439
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you weren't digging around in the park.

906
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 2: No. But I'm really genuinely thinking about this, like I

907
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 2: am suspect number fucking one now.

908
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,399
Speaker 5: M yeah, I'm probably number two.

909
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 2: So I say the Big Rock like there is a

910
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 2: single Big Rock in.

911
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 1: One, there's a bunch, there's a bunch of like those really.

912
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:54,720
Speaker 5: One hundred huge rocks.

913
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: And if I was no, I need like, where did

914
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: they get those? Why weren't there?

915
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 2: I think no rocks are like man or no rocks

916
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 2: are earth made, like they're all placed there. Every rock

917
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 2: placed on Earth looks too perfectly to be there, Like,

918
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 2: even if you say they were there for thousands and

919
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 2: thousands of years, I don't believe it. You can't convince

920
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:16,759
Speaker 2: me it's all the same.

921
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:17,839
Speaker 1: You think we're making rocks.

922
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, we tricked rocks into doing math. And that's

923
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:28,439
Speaker 2: a computer, that's true. That's a computer. That's a mic,

924
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 2: that's a bluetooth.

925
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: Also, I decided that whatever battery they put in our

926
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: garage clicker, they need to put in my vibrator because

927
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:40,040
Speaker 1: we've had that shit for five years and I've hit

928
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 1: that button probably the same amount of times I've hit

929
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,399
Speaker 1: my vibrator in the past two weeks, and that shit

930
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 1: is still going.

931
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 2: How many times do you use your vibrator?

932
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: We don't need to talk about that.

933
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 2: And use the garage on average three point seven times

934
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 2: a day.

935
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: Damn that is a lot. But so I guess maybe

936
00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,320
Speaker 1: I use that more.

937
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 2: Than that, the vibrator more.

938
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, for sure, like if I'm like, oh, if

939
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: any time we're about to run out, it's sorry, it's

940
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 1: for cutting off.

941
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 2: But I was gonna say it's fucked up to that,

942
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 2: like you don't let me watch.

943
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: Well because you used to watch and then you would

944
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 1: start crying and it would make me really uncomfortable.

945
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I said, vaginas are scary and your vactoria

946
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 2: naginosis was spraying all over me.

947
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 1: Well that's the thing, is like why do you want

948
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 1: to watch?

949
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:27,360
Speaker 2: It's like babes. It was globular and you know is

950
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 2: like have you all ever played Silent Hill?

951
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 1: You know when the monsters like spray the like the

952
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 1: like gunk at people. That's what my square is, Like.

953
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 2: Mine is like the acid that comes out of aliens. Now, yeah, xenomorph.

954
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: We watched the crazy movie on the planet. Oh my god, Okay,

955
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: are you in Troy?

956
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 2: And then I want to talk about like where we are?

957
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,560
Speaker 2: I'll let you talk about it because I was like

958
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 2: so enamored by it that like I really didn't even

959
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:02,839
Speaker 2: pay attention. Ok So I just I'll just start.

960
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

961
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 2: I found this movie called Another Gay Movie, which I

962
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 2: have heard of before, but it's basically like parody movie

963
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 2: era two thousand and probably six or some shit, I

964
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 2: don't know when the original was made, like American Pie

965
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 2: or not another teen movie something like that, like the

966
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 2: same vein or like scary movie, just like parody take

967
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 2: it away.

968
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:29,879
Speaker 1: So Drew tells us about this movie, and our friend

969
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: is like, oh, I saw that, like when it came out,

970
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,760
Speaker 1: because me and my friends were like, Oh, that's funny.

971
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: We want to watch that. That sounds like a funny

972
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 1: movie because it was in that era of parody movies.

973
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: And he said that it was just like so much sex,

974
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 1: like it was like just full of sex, and that

975
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: him and his friends were just like, oh, okay, yeah,

976
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 1: we're just like watching porn right now. And me and

977
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: Drew were like, okay, we need to watch that, Like

978
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 1: we need to watch that sounds like the funniest fucking

979
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:57,720
Speaker 1: thing ever, like a funny movie that for no reason

980
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,359
Speaker 1: they want to have sex in eight million times. Sign

981
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: me up, I'm gonna watch it. And so we order

982
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: our dinner are dinned in. We sit down and we.

983
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 2: Ordered chick fil A to kind of balance.

984
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: Out the vibe, balance off the atmosphere. So you were

985
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: so nasty.

986
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:21,479
Speaker 2: You were so nasty, I need them, I bitch.

987
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: If you like jelly beans, something's fucking wrong with you.

988
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: Jelly Beans are like the bottom of the barrel candy,

989
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: and this motherfucker a tart.

990
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 2: They're sweet tart jelly beans. Try one, because you don't

991
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:33,239
Speaker 2: give me like a red one or something. I think

992
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 2: it's the I think orange is the best. I'm not joking.

993
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: Or blue.

994
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:48,359
Speaker 2: Blue is nasty, Blue is nasty. Oh pink, No, oh

995
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 2: my god, you're gonna eat five more when the camera turned.

996
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 1: Bof No, jelly beans are just so like, why would

997
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 1: I want to eat like chewed up gum? Those?

998
00:47:58,800 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 2: You're fucking delicious.

999
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 1: There's no way our bodies can digest this. There's no

1000
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 1: way because I couldn't even chew it all the way.

1001
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, biotics says though.

1002
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: So we also Drew started taking a probiotic with his

1003
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: diet the other day. Hands, so he's probably gonna pass

1004
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 1: away in three days.

1005
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 2: Well, no, it's breaking it down better. The red forty.

1006
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 1: Oh I saw that red forty is a carcinogen, So you'll.

1007
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 2: Have alzheimer cancer cancer from the radiation and the red forty.

1008
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 1: You're just making sure your odds are like and I.

1009
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,600
Speaker 2: Do think at one point we had black mold because

1010
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 2: look at any of the vents in our house.

1011
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:43,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, they did like let out, like fucking the vent

1012
00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: in my room has like lines near it. That's really bad. No,

1013
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: that's because we didn't realize that we had to change

1014
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: the filter. And we lived here for three years and

1015
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 1: never changed the filter, and then finally got to it.

1016
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 2: And it literally it was this thing like so the

1017
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 2: filter was this big, like a quarter of an inch,

1018
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 2: and the pile of dead skin, fur, dust, nasty particles

1019
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:13,760
Speaker 2: was like four inches.

1020
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 1: It was inside like we filled the garbage bag with it.

1021
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 1: Like it was really bad. You were like twenty five

1022
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:25,399
Speaker 1: years old.

1023
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 2: I did that not even have a bit like that

1024
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 2: was real?

1025
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 5: You blacked out. You are the guy running out of

1026
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 5: the fucking guy turning five.

1027
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:40,359
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm I had a moment yesterday where we'll

1028
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 2: get back to the gay movie after this. But I

1029
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,640
Speaker 2: was on the way to the gym and I was

1030
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,720
Speaker 2: like doing something on my phone and I was finally

1031
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,439
Speaker 2: like what I'm laughing at.

1032
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:56,479
Speaker 4: Like your reactions to the movie, Like you you see

1033
00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 4: sex on the screen, You're like, okay.

1034
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 6: Literally okay, no matter who's having sex, Like when we

1035
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 6: were randomly like putting bourn onto me, Bunny, you were like,

1036
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 6: oh okay, oh yeah, okay, And I'm like, why you

1037
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,759
Speaker 6: get such a visceral reaction out of Drew if there's

1038
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 6: like actual sex happening on a screen.

1039
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 2: He absolutely not, absolutely not. But I was on the

1040
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 2: way to the gym and I had to do something

1041
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 2: on my phone that I've been like putting off for

1042
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:31,920
Speaker 2: a while, and I just didn't want to do it,

1043
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 2: and so my brain, without even thinking about it, I

1044
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 2: was like, I literally audibly was likeugh, and I like

1045
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 2: slid up on it and then open TikTok and started scrolling,

1046
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 2: and for the first time in my life, I caught

1047
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 2: myself subconsciously like getting a dopamine hit to avoid like

1048
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 2: doing something gnarly, and I was freaking out. I was like,

1049
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,320
Speaker 2: oh my god, I just did it, and then I

1050
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 2: did it again right after it, and it's like completely

1051
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 2: just like it happens without even fucking no.

1052
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 1: It's literally just like caveman monkey brain, h like that

1053
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 1: thing made me feel.

1054
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 2: Good, I'm gonna do it so addicting it so bad,

1055
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 2: And that's what happened with those jelly beans. So it's

1056
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 2: like those made me feel good. I'm gonna eat more.

1057
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: That's like me with my wingba. I'm like that, Yeah,

1058
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna do that again, even if it's

1059
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 1: dying and I have to press the button eight million times.

1060
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 1: So we were like, let's watch this movie and eat

1061
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,359
Speaker 1: and we're looking I'm looking it up and I'm like, dude,

1062
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 1: you literally can't stream this movie, like it's like nowhere

1063
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: to be found unless you sign up for another streaming

1064
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: service on top of an Amazon streaming service. And I

1065
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not gonna do that because I'm not

1066
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,280
Speaker 1: gonna remember to cancel it, because that's exactly what happened

1067
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: with Apple TV. And I haven't seen a single Apple

1068
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: TV series, but I pay for fucking Apple TV because

1069
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,400
Speaker 1: I just forgot to do it. And every time I

1070
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,280
Speaker 1: think to do it, I do exactly what Drew just described.

1071
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 1: And I opened my phone to go look for it,

1072
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 1: and I just opened TikTok and Instagram and like, look

1073
00:51:53,680 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 1: at people. So we like we josh, just families. Amazon

1074
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,879
Speaker 1: is on our TV, and the second one was on there.

1075
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 2: I think it might be Oh is it? I think so?

1076
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: But whoever Amazon was on it. We know it is

1077
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: Josh's parents, it is, yeah, because I think we did

1078
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:15,399
Speaker 1: it on his mom.

1079
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, we bought like a gay sex movie on Josh's

1080
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 2: but to.

1081
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: Be fair, I feed Josh very often, so even Stevens.

1082
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:28,759
Speaker 1: So we rented it for four dollars. And as I

1083
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: was renting it, for some reason, I thought it was

1084
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 1: the first movie, and then we saw it, we were like, fuck,

1085
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 1: it's the seque, and I was like, well, I already

1086
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: bought it on someone else's dollars, so we have to

1087
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:40,080
Speaker 1: just watch it. It was the most insane movie I've

1088
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 1: ever seen. Like me and Drew were, for the most

1089
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 1: part silent the whole time.

1090
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 2: We were enamored by it. Like the only thing that

1091
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,439
Speaker 2: would come out of our mouth was like, oh my god,

1092
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 2: Like what the fuck is happening? Like those are the

1093
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 2: ad libs the entire time. By the end of it,

1094
00:52:58,360 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 2: I tapped out for that.

1095
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 1: There was like fifteen minutes left and I was like,

1096
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna take an ass.

1097
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 2: By the end of the press, I was convinced that

1098
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 2: like it was genius. Like I was like, oh, this

1099
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 2: is like actually like a really really entertaining and awesome.

1100
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:14,479
Speaker 1: Not even by the end you like forty five minutes in. Also,

1101
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 1: it was the longest movie ever. It was like almost

1102
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: a two hour, like thirty Like they made the time

1103
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:25,239
Speaker 1: of that movie so that they could possibly nominate it

1104
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,319
Speaker 1: for awards. Like That's what I'm convinced is that they

1105
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 1: were like, this time, we're gonna.

1106
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,839
Speaker 2: Get something else, We're gonna win. Oh did you say

1107
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 2: we bought the sequel?

1108
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were watching the fucking sequel. So we were like,

1109
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: is there things that we're missing here, like that we

1110
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 1: would only know from the first movie, which I don't think.

1111
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 1: Some of the jokes were really fucking funny, but like

1112
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, some of the jokes are really fucking funny,

1113
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 1: but it would be like when someone turned around and

1114
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 1: had shit on their ass.

1115
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. Literally, it was so crude.

1116
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 1: It was it was. It was definitely the most crude

1117
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: movie I've seen in my whole life.

1118
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 2: Like it's like our podcast like personified into like a film,

1119
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 2: like it so nasty us making poop jokes, and that's

1120
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,319
Speaker 2: exactly what they did.

1121
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:06,160
Speaker 1: I think our life hard wieners in it, and it

1122
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,600
Speaker 1: was that was too much, just like completely at.

1123
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 2: Like the most unexpected parts of the movie as well, too,

1124
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 2: and you're just like, oh my god, Like.

1125
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 5: I made seven hundred and forty five thousand dollars in

1126
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 5: the box office. That's actually kind of the The budget

1127
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 5: was half a million, so they made.

1128
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 2: It, damn and ru Paul was like a huge producer

1129
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 2: on it and she was in at a bunch.

1130
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:25,839
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1131
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was honestly amazing and I loved it.

1132
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:35,359
Speaker 2: But don't watch it if if you were under twenty one,

1133
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:39,760
Speaker 2: under twenty one, like it's really really gnarly. It's essentially

1134
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 2: gay porn, like at the end of the day.

1135
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 1: But it was really fucking insane and it was a

1136
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 1: fun watch. I wish I watched it really high, yeah,

1137
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 1: because that would make me crack up.

1138
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:52,879
Speaker 2: It was genuinely awesome. And also like, oh my god,

1139
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 2: that man never mine. I was just gonna say, like,

1140
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 2: it's cool that like that was made back then because

1141
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 2: it was like in the peak of like antigay rhetoric

1142
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:04,919
Speaker 2: going around. Yeah, like the fact that they were able

1143
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,320
Speaker 2: to get that funded created and put out was a

1144
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,279
Speaker 2: feat in it and of itself. But like not to

1145
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 2: like analyze a movie that is literally all sex, but like, no, that.

1146
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 1: Really is because when we were watching it I was like,

1147
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,920
Speaker 1: isn't it crazy that this When this movie was out,

1148
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 1: gay marriage was literally still not legal. And they were

1149
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 1: just like, fuck it, I'm literally gonna make the crude,

1150
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 1: funny ass movie that also has a bunch of sex

1151
00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:29,879
Speaker 1: in it. I think that's the most sex I've seen

1152
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:30,319
Speaker 1: in a movie.

1153
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1154
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:35,959
Speaker 1: Well, like, but it was fucking funny if it Drew

1155
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:38,359
Speaker 1: Drew made this comment. I was like, that's a stretch,

1156
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:39,879
Speaker 1: but he was like, if this was a forty five

1157
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 1: minute movie, it would be the most awesome movie ever.

1158
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,799
Speaker 1: But I do agree. If it was forty five minutes long,

1159
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: it would literally be fucking perfect. And just like that

1160
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 1: was a funny short, like random thing, but it was

1161
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:53,880
Speaker 1: so long. I did like, if you do watch it,

1162
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:56,840
Speaker 1: I did like the Bad Luck guys. Yeah, arc that

1163
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 1: was like a fun tidbit.

1164
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:02,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, No, There's so many little moments in it

1165
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 2: that I'm like, oh, that was awesome, and I loved it.

1166
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 2: I genuinely liked it.

1167
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fun. They get to film but Naked

1168
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,840
Speaker 1: Nasty on the beach in Miami, though they were like

1169
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:13,800
Speaker 1: in Fort Lauderdale.

1170
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 2: I wonder if maybe they said they were in Fort

1171
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 2: Lauderdale and film somewhere else, because like literally everywhere film's

1172
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 2: in fucking like Croatia, but they're set in Atlanta.

1173
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:28,840
Speaker 1: It just looked like Miami to me. Tell me, tell me,

1174
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,360
Speaker 1: Oh no, they were in Miami because they were shooting

1175
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:34,840
Speaker 1: in at Venetian Pool. But if you're from Miami, you know,

1176
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,400
Speaker 1: if you know, you know. I'm not from Miami, and

1177
00:56:37,480 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 1: I know because you're well traveled, babe.

1178
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 2: I've seen the world. I've seen the world. I've been

1179
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:48,720
Speaker 2: super the last two weeks. I've been really badly wanting

1180
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:53,400
Speaker 2: to just go on like a two day vacation, like somewhere,

1181
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 2: and I really heavily considered getting a flight and leaving

1182
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 2: the next day and staying there for twenty four hours

1183
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 2: and then coming home. I'm not telling you where I'm going.

1184
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 2: Let's just say that.

1185
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 1: Well, with that being said, Yourew's gonna run away and

1186
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: do my music. I'm gonna play Fortnite while he's gone.

1187
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make music, Okay. So for my songs, we

1188
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 2: got Bamboo Banga by M I A. Let's make us

1189
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:27,440
Speaker 2: Staining by M C mac driving on nine the Breeders,

1190
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 2: and then I'll give you one more in a silent way,

1191
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 2: Miles Davis, I think this is twelve minutes long. Yeah,

1192
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 2: it's twenty minutes long, nineteen fifty one. Also, uh, I

1193
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,920
Speaker 2: don't know if I've ever said this artist on the podcast,

1194
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 2: but the musician Himera h I m e r A

1195
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:57,439
Speaker 2: one of my favorite like musicians, like not of all time,

1196
00:57:57,560 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 2: but like I really like their music and I play

1197
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 2: it all the time. It's just so peaceful and pretty.

1198
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 2: But yeah, check out Himera h I m e r A.

1199
00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 2: I was paid fifty eight thousand dollars to say that.

1200
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 1: By the way, there's no way yep, well mine is.

1201
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 1: I think I already said the song. But we are

1202
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:25,280
Speaker 1: finally having springtime, which is so fucking awesome. Spring is

1203
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:30,080
Speaker 1: Coming with a Strawberry in its Mouth by Roger Doyle

1204
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 1: Doyley is really good. Kitto by lad by Ivy Queen.

1205
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 1: You would love the.

1206
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 2: Song, d I was just about to ask you to ooh,

1207
00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 2: Ivy Queen, iv Y Queen, Yeah, Ivy, what is that?

1208
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 2: Let's dance? What it's let's dance kyoto or.

1209
00:58:58,080 --> 00:58:58,800
Speaker 1: I want to dance?

1210
00:58:59,000 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 2: I want to dance.

1211
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 1: Oh.

1212
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 2: Also this Xavier Wolf song that samples oh fuck, what

1213
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 2: is it? Sample hollow be they squad. I think it's

1214
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 2: samples number three by Aphex Twin. That's number three, right.

1215
00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 2: But I had like a Xavier Wolf like Suicide Boys

1216
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 2: arc for two years in high school and bones and

1217
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,920
Speaker 2: like all of them when they were like uploading to

1218
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 2: SoundCloud and shit. Uh. And I kind of just fell

1219
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:35,920
Speaker 2: out of love with it naturally because I listened to

1220
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 2: it every day for two years straight revisiting and it's lit.

1221
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 1: Remember when you got so mad that I played music

1222
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 1: all the time.

1223
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was a rough patch in our relationship.

1224
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 1: Those Eyes That Mouth and Love's Easy Tears by Cocktail Twins.

1225
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 1: I say Cocktail Twins eight different times every time I.

1226
00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 2: Say it, Like, yeah, I say Cocktail Twins, Cockatoo Twins

1227
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 2: say different every time. Which one was that.

1228
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:05,000
Speaker 1: Those Eyes that Mouth and Love's Easy Tears you've heard

1229
01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:07,160
Speaker 1: me plays on This is like done, d.

1230
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 2: Uh Easy Tears.

1231
01:00:13,800 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 1: This one is those Eyes that Mouth and then loves

1232
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:21,400
Speaker 1: like ownership Loves Easy Tears. I Won't Hurt You The

1233
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 1: West Coast Pop Art Experiments and nineteen ninety one Isalea Banks.

1234
01:00:26,560 --> 01:00:28,840
Speaker 1: That song really reminds me of the beginning of Quarantine,

1235
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: when we were so bored and that was the best

1236
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:32,360
Speaker 1: time in my life, honestly.

1237
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 2: And then oh, is actually does Azalea sample Crystal Castles

1238
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 2: in that song?

1239
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:47,400
Speaker 1: I actually don't know, but maybe I don't think so,

1240
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:48,480
Speaker 1: but maybe.

1241
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 2: I'm curious because there's a nineteen ninety one by Crystal

1242
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 2: Castles in a nineteen ninety one by Azalea Banks.

1243
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:01,080
Speaker 1: Oh. I don't know, though they sound pretty, but maybe.

1244
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 1: And then Dessert Song by Tacaco Minikawa. That's the girl

1245
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,720
Speaker 1: who did Fantastic Cat. That album is really good, but

1246
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 1: Dessert Song is so.

1247
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 2: Good I'll never forget. I lay claim to Fantastic Cat.

1248
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 2: Fantastic Cat, I lay claim to it, and I showed

1249
01:01:22,560 --> 01:01:26,440
Speaker 2: it to someone and then they claimed that they showed

1250
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:29,400
Speaker 2: me that song. And that's the one fucking thing that

1251
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 2: I don't fuck with is when I show someone a

1252
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 2: song and they say they showed me a song like.

1253
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:36,320
Speaker 2: I don't know why that boils my blood so much.

1254
01:01:36,400 --> 01:01:40,840
Speaker 2: I guess it's like my individual's complex or like superiority

1255
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:44,040
Speaker 2: complex or some shit, but no, and I will take

1256
01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 2: that to my grave. I will die on that hill.

1257
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:47,479
Speaker 2: You know who I'm talking about.

1258
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 1: I think so that song. I just I like that song.

1259
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 1: But I don't like that as much as the other

1260
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,120
Speaker 1: songs have on that album, But that's a really good song.

1261
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 1: Dessert song is so sweet I put it. Did you

1262
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,720
Speaker 1: see my story with the monkey key?

1263
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 3: With us?

1264
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 1: Look, I'll show I'm gonna show it to you. Sorry,

1265
01:02:05,920 --> 01:02:09,760
Speaker 1: this is so boring and like uninteresting for literally everybody else, probably.

1266
01:02:09,560 --> 01:02:11,400
Speaker 2: Because we got big that is what is that that

1267
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:11,920
Speaker 2: make try so?

1268
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's a tumor.

1269
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 2: It's the fat deposit, this sleeper build, oh vasa And

1270
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 2: I think that's it.

1271
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 1: And then I'm really behind the last of us because

1272
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:37,600
Speaker 1: I've been watching The Sopranos and I say Sopranos every

1273
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 1: different every time, and I was a wit in a

1274
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:41,600
Speaker 1: room full of people who were saying it like Sopranos,

1275
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:45,000
Speaker 1: and I say Sopranos, and I'm gonna keep saying Sopranos.

1276
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:49,640
Speaker 2: I've been watching VINLND Saga. I finished season two of

1277
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 2: Demons Layer. Started off, I didn't like the vibe of it.

1278
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:56,680
Speaker 2: By the end, I was like, Oh, they just set

1279
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 2: this show up for a fucking slam dunk, and they

1280
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 2: better go with the idea that I had for like

1281
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:07,640
Speaker 2: the seasons, but I doubt they do. And then I

1282
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:12,960
Speaker 2: started watching Vinlin Saga, and I got, uh, that's why

1283
01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,560
Speaker 2: I stayed up so late last night was because I

1284
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:17,160
Speaker 2: was watching it like you were been in sleep, yeah,

1285
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 2: as I was watching it. But Vinlin Saga is fucking epic.

1286
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:25,080
Speaker 2: It's like everything you'd ever want in an anime. Like

1287
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:26,560
Speaker 2: it's so fucking silly.

1288
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:29,919
Speaker 1: I just for some reason, I like post like twenty

1289
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,680
Speaker 1: twenty one, I just have not even thought about watching anime.

1290
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:36,400
Speaker 1: I think. I just like in twenty twenty one, I

1291
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:38,280
Speaker 1: started watching Breaking Bawn and then I was like, dude,

1292
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:39,960
Speaker 1: I have to catch up on all these So that's

1293
01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 1: been my vibe because I'm like, if I'm going to

1294
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 1: start a show, I feel like I have to watch

1295
01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:45,720
Speaker 1: all the human shows.

1296
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 2: Human shows. Also, every time I look at my phone,

1297
01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:52,760
Speaker 2: I'm not like scrolling through socials. I'm not like super addicted.

1298
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:57,200
Speaker 2: I take notes for the week leading up to the podcast.

1299
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 1: And if he thinks of something, he dropped it back.

1300
01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I jotted it down, and yeah, I just

1301
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:05,439
Speaker 2: got I got really insecure about that. Like the last

1302
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 2: like five episodes of people thinking that I'm just like

1303
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:10,840
Speaker 2: ignoring everything you say, but no, I'm just looking at

1304
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,000
Speaker 2: the topics that I have written down so we can

1305
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:15,240
Speaker 2: move on from that conversation.

1306
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: Okay, you're a fucking bitch. I'm not gonna be here

1307
01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:21,919
Speaker 1: next week.

1308
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:27,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank god, let's give up.

1309
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:28,640
Speaker 1: Goodbye. Kiss.

1310
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:36,560
Speaker 2: Remember when we fake kissed and I smelled like doritas.

1311
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:41,320
Speaker 1: Yes, it was so fucking nasty, that video of me

1312
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 1: and Drew like on the wall, like fake kissing. He

1313
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:49,480
Speaker 1: had just eaten Doritos and smelled so nasty, And yeah,

1314
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:50,680
Speaker 1: that's it, all right,