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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that petitioned NBC to do a

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Speaker 1: side broadcast during the Paris Games called the gen Z

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Speaker 1: Olympics featuring the swipe cathlon and risnastics stick.

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Speaker 2: It makes sense all the athletes are gen Z. Basically, yeah, who.

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Speaker 1: Does the best dismount from their phone? They're gonna have

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Speaker 1: to tune in to find out. With Laser Stories, Grayson Norma,

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Speaker 1: the segment where we read weird news stories throughout the globe,

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Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

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Speaker 1: Those other olymp Big X just don't this first Laser

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Speaker 1: Stories out of Indiana. Recently, it was National Lasagna Day?

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Speaker 1: But I know this.

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Speaker 2: How did you not celebrate?

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Speaker 1: And someone may have been attempting to celebrate with a

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Speaker 1: very special batch of the cheesy stuff. That person was

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Speaker 1: forty six year olds Regene Davis. She's a nurse at

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Speaker 1: a local prison and when she came to work the

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Speaker 1: other day, like all employees, she had to pass through

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Speaker 1: an X ray machine in a security check. Yeah, I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: I mean when she did, a guard looked at her lunch,

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Speaker 1: which was a rather large batch of lasagna.

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Speaker 2: Don't judge how much a woman eats, you thought it

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Speaker 2: looked suspicious. Please don't tell me in the shape of

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Speaker 2: a knife.

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Speaker 1: I'm not really sure how a thing of lasagna can

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Speaker 1: look suspicious, but the guards thought so, so they dug

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Speaker 1: through it and found several packages wrapped in electrical tape

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Speaker 1: that contained about three ounces of raw cocaine. Nobody, okay,

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Speaker 1: I bet they saw that she's a nurse. She probably

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Speaker 1: had a prescription for it.

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Speaker 2: Or I'm sure she was just following the ingredients online. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: supposed to be cheese at first. Recip Regina claims she

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Speaker 2: didn't know about the drugs. Of course she did it.

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Speaker 1: She said she'd been over at a friend's house getting

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Speaker 1: a tattoo when the woman there gave her the food.

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Speaker 2: Why do I still believe the tattoo part.

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Speaker 1: I think that's what The guards did not buy her story,

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Speaker 1: so they looked through her phone. Turns out she had

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Speaker 1: photos of the wrapped drug packages from the day earlier

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, So clearly that didn't look good Regina.

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Speaker 1: After that, Regina was arrested on two felony narcotics trafficking charges.

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Speaker 1: She has pleaded not guilty and is now claiming that

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Speaker 1: she did it because she was getting threatening messages.

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Speaker 2: Oh now she's getting threatening messages. She's also like, well

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Speaker 2: then what am I gonna do with my cracks with

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Speaker 2: flame Away? You should try your keys.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of Europe. One of

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Speaker 1: the largest, most unique collections hit the auction block this week.

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Speaker 1: The owner is seventy seven years old Mary Jacobs, and

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Speaker 1: she's been collecting bedpans from around the world for over

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Speaker 1: forty years. Double rale.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, they're not I mean they're clean, so

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Speaker 2: why why would you want to collect those?

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Speaker 1: It all started when she found a cool one at

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Speaker 1: a Salvation army back in nineteen eighty four.

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Speaker 2: I've never seen a cool bedpan. Maybe I'd change my

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Speaker 2: mind if I came.

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Speaker 1: Across the wrong Now she has over one hundred and

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Speaker 1: sixty three unique and ornate toilet tins.

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Speaker 2: That's on her dating profile Alexis.

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Speaker 1: If a seventy seven year old had a dating profile,

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Speaker 1: I would just be impressed with that elete. That's She

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Speaker 1: even had a special closet built to display her collection

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Speaker 1: at her home. But she's finally ready to cash in,

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Speaker 1: and according to her auction posts, the collection includes classics

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Speaker 1: such as the Douche slipper and a joneswear relaxed five thousand,

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Speaker 1: which I'm guessing starting.

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Speaker 2: To relax five thousand. I would eat my words over here.

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Speaker 1: Mary waited as the auction date neared to see how

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Speaker 1: many thousands of people would be buying for the unusual

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Speaker 1: and very exclusive antiques. She dreams of what she would

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Speaker 1: do with all that extra money. Maybe take an exotic

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Speaker 1: vacation or buy a new car. Sadly, not one person

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Speaker 1: bid on her bedpants, even like.

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Speaker 2: I would have do a pity bid for sure. Maybe

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Speaker 2: you guys all want to throw in twenty bucks and go.

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Speaker 1: Save jose having to run out to the bathroom every

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Speaker 1: time actually coming here, I will do that. It's been

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Speaker 1: a few days since the auction house told her the

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Speaker 1: bad news. As for her reaction, she says she really

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Speaker 1: doesn't understand since according to her, they're clean, washed and

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Speaker 1: in fantastic condition. Fantastic Mary believes they just went with

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Speaker 1: the wrong auction house.

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Speaker 2: You need to go to the bedpan experts.

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Speaker 1: She's wrending on trying a different sales approach next month.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Oh, we're gonna hear a headline Beyonce.

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Speaker 1: And showed her this next lazer stories out of restaurant world. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Chipotle is launching its first ever beauty product, Yes, a

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Speaker 1: lipstain called Lipoteley. It's all part of a partnership with Wonderskin,

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Speaker 1: a TikTok famous lipstain that's reportedly purchased every fifteen seconds.

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Speaker 1: So working together, Chipotle and Wonderskin believe they've come up

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Speaker 1: with a product that they call a burrito proof.

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Speaker 2: Lipstain, you know, like bulletproof.

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Speaker 1: A burrito proof that'll let you scarf down some barbacoa

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Speaker 1: and look fancy doing it. The lip stain applies just

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Speaker 1: like a regular lip gloss, and it has its own

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Speaker 1: dark green, guacamole inspired look. It should last for close

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Speaker 1: to ten hours, and Chipotle would like you to know

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Speaker 1: that's up to three meals. How intimidating when you walk

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Speaker 1: up into a Chipotle with a Chipotle lipstick and the

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Speaker 1: employees are like, oh, she means business. Yeah, you know

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Speaker 1: she's gonna pay extra for that guaska yup, you.

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Speaker 2: Know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: As for how you'll feel wearing Lippotle, the VP of

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Speaker 1: Brand Marketing says, it's a sensory journey like walking down

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Speaker 1: the front line out of Chipotle confident and classy.

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Speaker 2: Now I always feel when I'm ordering my burrito bowl.

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Speaker 1: You can buy it now for twenty nine bucks and

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Speaker 1: find the link on our instas stories.

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Speaker 2: Twenty nine dollars. Yeah, it's up. It's up on our

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Speaker 2: inst stories. That Brooke and Jeffrey. How did it cost

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Speaker 2: more than the guacamole? This next Lazer story is out

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Speaker 2: of Haantastic Central.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure the average American eats this much produce,

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Speaker 1: but here's a weird kitchen hack if you do. Some

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Speaker 1: people online are swearing by this where you can wash

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Speaker 1: large amounts of fruits and vegetables in your dishwasher.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, get all hot?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, super hot? How washed? You just rinse some

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Speaker 2: from God? Saying steam cherries.

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Speaker 1: The idea when viral after someone posted a video of

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Speaker 1: their mom doing it. No, but experts say it's not

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Speaker 1: actually a great idea.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, people that wash their chicken.

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Speaker 1: Dishwashers are designed to clean hard surfaces like glass, so

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Speaker 1: really soft stuff like tomatoes might get pulverized in there.

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Speaker 2: But will Yeah, you said it's like soft wash.

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Speaker 1: But the bigger issue is the residual soap that's in

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Speaker 1: the dishwasher. You really don't want to be eating that

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Speaker 1: or any rinse aid that you preloaded.

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Speaker 2: Else you're going to need one of those bedpans that

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Speaker 2: the FDA says.

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Speaker 1: The best thing to do is just rinse stuff in

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Speaker 1: the sink like a normal person would, and not until

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Speaker 1: you're actually ready to use it and eat it. I

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Speaker 1: don't understand the hacks for things that literally take thirty seconds.

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Speaker 2: I know it's already.

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Speaker 1: So easy if you wash stuff early and put it

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Speaker 1: back in the fridge wet, the extra moisture can actually

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Speaker 1: make it spoil faster.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you never want to watch those carries, especially. You

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Speaker 2: just leave those until you get about datum.

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Speaker 1: You don't ask for what else you can use the

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Speaker 1: dishwasher for. This guy likes to use it as a

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Speaker 1: hot tub for him and the ladies exactly. He sets

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Speaker 1: it to extra phone and that's the fun. It's unfold

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Speaker 1: and that Soundings.

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Speaker 2: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again the same time on Friday, Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning