WEBVTT - Oh Wait, My Doctor is a Dude? 

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, my doctor is a dude.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one more thing, one more thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you talking, gycologist?

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<v Speaker 1>I am? Do you're really uncomfortable here?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? Oh no, I'll just sit back with my feet

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<v Speaker 3>in the stirrups and try to relax.

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<v Speaker 4>I picture every woman is a Barbie doll?

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>What? Do most women prefer a dude or a woman?

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<v Speaker 2>So I thought I preferred a woman. I have had

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<v Speaker 2>the same gynecologist for eighteen years and it has been a.

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<v Speaker 1>Bear with me. Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>It has been a table grabbing experience every time, where.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, really this Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>I texted my friend yesterday because I had an appointment

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, just pray for me because this

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<v Speaker 2>is awful, and she's like, really, I don't even this

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<v Speaker 2>isn't even a thing for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh no, it's a thing for me. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have.

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<v Speaker 3>Any reason why? Without being too graphic or personal, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Do have a reason.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it? Well, I guess is it psychological like my

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<v Speaker 3>son has got so much anxiety about these sorts of

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<v Speaker 3>things that everything's a table grabbing experience or is it

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<v Speaker 3>something physically different about you?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>It's both okay, But I'm I'm also just a terrible

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<v Speaker 2>medical patient, like shots all that stuff, Like I'm laying

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<v Speaker 2>me down because I'm going to pass out. I have

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<v Speaker 2>tattoos and piercings all over the place, but if you

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<v Speaker 2>come at me with a syringe, I'm checking out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yea, my son handled it well yesterday, first time in

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<v Speaker 3>his life. I was very proud of him. He had

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<v Speaker 3>no problem getting a shot. He just didn't really awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, that's once he hits that that threshold,

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<v Speaker 2>keep him there because that's yeah, that's really important.

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<v Speaker 3>Having that experience once will make a huge difference, right

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<v Speaker 3>for the future. Fear anyway, back to your privates.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, no, hey, thank you for whatever reason. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not like, I'm not a sissy. Pain doesn't really bother me.

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<v Speaker 2>But for what when it comes to medical stuff, dental

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<v Speaker 2>and medical I have big issues. So for the last

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<v Speaker 2>eighteen years I've had the same doctor and it has

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<v Speaker 2>been an awful experience.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had a new doctor yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a man, and the greatest experience I've ever had.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying that's sexual, yeah, but in a different

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<v Speaker 1>category here now, and you know what. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Also side note, my husband said this to me. He

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I've like read that there's a pleasurable experience

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<v Speaker 2>when you have that done, like a pap smear done.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's a lie. Okay, let's just.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh I've known and lived with plenty of women through

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<v Speaker 4>my life and I ain't heard that one. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, for whatever reason, he thought there might be, and

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<v Speaker 2>I set that straight real quick.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, okay, So he was a little good

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<v Speaker 3>because he had heard that. Yeah, and he was like,

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<v Speaker 3>you thought a dude gave you a pleasurable private parts experience.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not digging this.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like, well, wait, your doctor was a guy,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know I've read that these are pleasures.

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<v Speaker 1>Now Nope, nothing that text real quick, we're texting buddies now. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up, dub.

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<v Speaker 4>I made my doctor kiss me on the mouth before

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<v Speaker 4>my colonoscopy. Yeah, it was so great.

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<v Speaker 2>He finished with me, and I was like, that's it

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<v Speaker 2>really no, Uh, so I I've I've had an awful experience.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a male doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>He was great, but I really struggle with the fact

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<v Speaker 2>that he was a guy prior to the appointment. So

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if this is like, actually, I just

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<v Speaker 2>realized this all just hit me in the face.

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<v Speaker 1>How dumb this podcast topic is?

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<v Speaker 2>Because how upset are you guys when a girl is

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<v Speaker 2>the one that has to make you cough?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want a woman doing that. I have a

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<v Speaker 3>guy doctor. No, I'd rather not have a woman involved

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<v Speaker 3>in my privates at all.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah, I had. It was a miserable experience. I

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<v Speaker 4>had some fairly severe pain that turned out to be nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>Long story, but they had to do an ultrasound of

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<v Speaker 4>various nether regions the Netherlands and uh and it was

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<v Speaker 4>a model hot thirty year old married gal and me

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<v Speaker 4>in a state of not readiness and just miserableness, and

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<v Speaker 4>it was terrible. It introduced a dynamic I didn't want.

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<v Speaker 4>It was fine. I dealt with it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good, but I read Yeah, if you had the choice, really,

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<v Speaker 3>oh about a doubt anybody who would want that? As

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<v Speaker 3>a weirdo? And I have a friend. She was she

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<v Speaker 3>worked in a doctor's office and she's attractive now, but

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<v Speaker 3>she was very attractive when she was younger, and patients

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<v Speaker 3>would regularly say I don't want her. Do male patients,

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<v Speaker 3>please don't? I don't want her for stuff down around

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<v Speaker 3>the Groino region.

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<v Speaker 1>This is fascinating to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so because he was a count, I don't either way,

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<v Speaker 2>because it's medical.

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<v Speaker 1>It just takes out any sexiness.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, you're just getting. I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't be aroused in a medical office.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, I'm not gonna get aroused.

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<v Speaker 4>There's getting a roused in this situation.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a chance of that, but I just i'd rather

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<v Speaker 3>not if I got my choice, or I could go

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<v Speaker 3>the other direction. I get, I don't want to. She's

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<v Speaker 3>got to be under twenty five and surely er uniform.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the only way we're gonna do, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well then you'll be standing at attention. Right.

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<v Speaker 3>I had one medical thing. Yeah, I won't to explain why,

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<v Speaker 3>but and it was a woman. I got there and

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<v Speaker 3>it was a woman and it was specifically about am

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<v Speaker 3>I dead? Here I am, it's something.

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<v Speaker 4>We're all dead. Maybe a bomb went off? Hell over're back?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>I had a medical thing where it was specifically that

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<v Speaker 3>area and they had to like really give it the

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<v Speaker 3>once over. And it was a young woman, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 3>this is the worst. This is the only time in

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<v Speaker 3>my life I've ever had to have this done, and

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<v Speaker 3>it's a woman fantastic, Like Joe said, it was fine,

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<v Speaker 3>it was, it was over. But if I get to

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<v Speaker 3>choose by far, give me a seventy year old dude.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so weird. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So I think there's a big difference here, because for me,

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<v Speaker 2>when I found out my doctor was a guy, I

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<v Speaker 2>was mortified.

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<v Speaker 3>But would do you prefer he's attractive or unattractive? Or

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<v Speaker 3>does it make no difference?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, he was smoking hot?

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<v Speaker 3>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, smoking hot has a good job. Obviously gay though,

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<v Speaker 2>which is fine. All of them are all of them?

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<v Speaker 3>Are?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait?

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<v Speaker 5>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>All of them?

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<v Speaker 2>What a lot of the really good looking guys like guys?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh okay, it's just the hormones in the water. Frogs

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<v Speaker 5>have most sense of genitalia. The water's making the frogs gay.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you crazy? Women's turn them gay?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, they tried, and they tried, but there's just no winning.

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<v Speaker 4>So they thought, Yeah, but she's a He.

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<v Speaker 1>Was so sweet and like dance. Probably I didn't ask

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<v Speaker 1>him to.

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<v Speaker 4>I canna explain this to you, and I actually know

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<v Speaker 4>a couple of obgyns. I got to ask him about this.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're a woman and cause that sort of discomfort

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<v Speaker 4>and maybe not aren't quite as attentive to your patient's

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<v Speaker 4>comfort as you should be. It's a different dynamic than

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<v Speaker 4>if you're a dude doing that. If you're a dude

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<v Speaker 4>doing that, you're a monster.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay. The reason that I'm I bought was.

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<v Speaker 3>Holding out I know my way around that area.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, sometimes I just want to lay down

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<v Speaker 2>and die.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just wondering if it's a benefit to being

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<v Speaker 3>a But I guess you own the part, so you

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<v Speaker 3>should know.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's my deal.

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<v Speaker 2>I have had the same OBGYN since I was sixteen,

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<v Speaker 2>and it has been a painful, awful experience every single time.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was a woman, and then yesterday I had

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<v Speaker 2>a new doctor. It was a dude, and it was

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<v Speaker 2>it was the least invasive, most comfortable shaking hands afterwards

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<v Speaker 2>situation I've ever been.

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<v Speaker 4>Words are the wise for the women's If it's not great,

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<v Speaker 4>keep shopping.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you guys. You guys summed it up. Thank you, Jack.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you like to say anything horrifically inappropriate before we

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<v Speaker 4>end up podcast?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm surprised it's never come up in a doctor's office

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<v Speaker 3>where they ask you if you'd prefer a male or

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<v Speaker 3>a female. I gotta believe most people have a preference.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they asked me if I would mind if it

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<v Speaker 1>was a man.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking for me? Did they they ask? Would you prefer

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<v Speaker 3>a man or a woman to be doing this? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>But then weird eve percent of the time they asked

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<v Speaker 4>for the other sex. Then they might think maybe you

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<v Speaker 4>just ought of fire Jim or Jenny or whatever, and

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<v Speaker 4>it's it's because they are professionals and they can handle

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<v Speaker 4>it either way.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But if if the patient goes, oh, I'd like a female, yah,

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<v Speaker 2>are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but are you putting the physician in some weird

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<v Speaker 2>situation if the patient's a pervert?

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<v Speaker 3>I suppose.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's my gynecology story, guys, and a lovely story.

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<v Speaker 4>It was.

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<v Speaker 3>I could never be a doctor. I just I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to see average people's parts naked, touch them. I

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<v Speaker 3>could never be a doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>If I walked in for a for an obg U

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<v Speaker 2>I n and Jack was my doctor, I'd jump out

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<v Speaker 2>the window.

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<v Speaker 3>But even just like dealing with their feet or you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I got this thing under my arm or whatever, doctors

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<v Speaker 3>do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Jack, I got this growth right? Right Jack?

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<v Speaker 3>Do they start that way or does it? Do they

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<v Speaker 3>get desensitized over the years of being a doctor. I

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<v Speaker 3>wonder do you think you start medical school as you're

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<v Speaker 3>just the sort of person that you're not. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm ooged out by the human body.

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<v Speaker 4>There's there's growing into that, like any career.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I would imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>Joe, you have a medical problem and you walk in

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<v Speaker 2>and all of a sudden, it's doctor Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Come on number one? What kind of medicals?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually kind of hospital is this? Have you any standards?

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<v Speaker 2>You know? I just got this cataract, removed my right eye,

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<v Speaker 2>and they made me drop my pants, and now I'm suspicious?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it doctor Jack? Well, I guess that's it.