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Speaker 1: Oh wait, my doctor is a dude.

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Speaker 2: It's one more thing, one more thing?

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Speaker 3: Are you talking, gycologist?

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Speaker 1: I am? Do you're really uncomfortable here?

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Speaker 3: Okay? Oh no, I'll just sit back with my feet

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Speaker 4: I picture every woman is a Barbie doll?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 3: What? Do most women prefer a dude or a woman?

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Speaker 2: So I thought I preferred a woman. I have had

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Speaker 1: Bear with me. Guys.

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Speaker 2: It has been a table grabbing experience every time, where.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, really this Yes.

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Speaker 2: I texted my friend yesterday because I had an appointment

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Speaker 2: and I was like, just pray for me because this

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, it's a thing for me. Do

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Speaker 3: Any reason why? Without being too graphic or personal, I.

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Speaker 1: Do have a reason.

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Speaker 3: Is it? Well, I guess is it psychological like my

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Speaker 1: Uh?

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Speaker 2: It's both okay, But I'm I'm also just a terrible

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Speaker 3: Yea, my son handled it well yesterday, first time in

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Speaker 3: no problem getting a shot. He just didn't really awesome.

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Speaker 2: You know what, that's once he hits that that threshold,

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Speaker 3: Having that experience once will make a huge difference, right

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Speaker 3: for the future. Fear anyway, back to your privates.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, hey, thank you for whatever reason. And I'm

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Speaker 2: But for what when it comes to medical stuff, dental

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Speaker 1: So I had a new doctor yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying that's sexual, yeah, but in a different

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Speaker 2: Also side note, my husband said this to me. He

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Speaker 2: was like, I've like read that there's a pleasurable experience

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Speaker 2: when you have that done, like a pap smear done.

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Speaker 1: No, that's a lie. Okay, let's just.

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Speaker 4: Uh I've known and lived with plenty of women through

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Speaker 4: my life and I ain't heard that one. Okay.

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Speaker 2: Well, for whatever reason, he thought there might be, and

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Speaker 3: I was like, okay, So he was a little good

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what happened.

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Speaker 2: He was like, well, wait, your doctor was a guy,

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Speaker 1: Now Nope, nothing that text real quick, we're texting buddies now. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I made my doctor kiss me on the mouth before

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Speaker 1: It was a male doctor.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if this is like, actually, I just

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Speaker 2: Because how upset are you guys when a girl is

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Speaker 3: oh about a doubt anybody who would want that? As

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Speaker 1: It just takes out any sexiness.

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Speaker 1: I can't be aroused in a medical office.

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Speaker 3: First of all, I'm not gonna get aroused.

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Speaker 4: There's getting a roused in this situation.

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Speaker 3: There's a chance of that, but I just i'd rather

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Speaker 3: I had one medical thing. Yeah, I won't to explain why,

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Speaker 3: I had a medical thing where it was specifically that

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Speaker 3: But would do you prefer he's attractive or unattractive? Or

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Speaker 1: Dude, he was smoking hot?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, smoking hot has a good job. Obviously gay though,

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Speaker 2: What a lot of the really good looking guys like guys?

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, it's just the hormones in the water. Frogs

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Speaker 5: Are you crazy? Women's turn them gay?

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Speaker 4: Well, they tried, and they tried, but there's just no winning.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, sometimes I just want to lay down

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Speaker 2: I have had the same OBGYN since I was sixteen,

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Speaker 4: Words are the wise for the women's If it's not great,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 3: I'm surprised it's never come up in a doctor's office

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Speaker 1: No, they asked me if I would mind if it

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Speaker 4: But then weird eve percent of the time they asked

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Speaker 2: But if if the patient goes, oh, I'd like a female, yah,

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Speaker 2: are you?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but are you putting the physician in some weird

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Speaker 3: I could never be a doctor. I just I don't

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Speaker 3: But even just like dealing with their feet or you know,

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Speaker 3: I'm ooged out by the human body.

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Speaker 4: There's there's growing into that, like any career.

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Speaker 3: I think I would imagine.

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Speaker 2: Joe, you have a medical problem and you walk in

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Speaker 1: What do you do?

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Speaker 4: Come on number one? What kind of medicals?

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Speaker 3: Actually kind of hospital is this? Have you any standards?

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Speaker 2: and they made me drop my pants, and now I'm suspicious?

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Speaker 1: Is it doctor Jack? Well, I guess that's it.