WEBVTT - Second Date Update: An Axe To Grind

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<v Speaker 1>Second date of date. Can the venue that you take

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<v Speaker 1>your date to ruin your chances at a second hangout? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I know that happened to me at the

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<v Speaker 1>Inflatable hot Tub Palace. Good date, weird venue. Yeah, apparently

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<v Speaker 1>they ran out of cleaning equipment a few months before that,

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<v Speaker 1>so you know, try having fun in brown Waters. Not

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<v Speaker 1>ideal as through it. I paid the fifteen dollars for day,

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<v Speaker 1>so I got to go through. That's what one of

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners, Andy said in his email to us. He

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<v Speaker 1>said he had this great girl, but maybe he chose

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong place to do the date. So Andy, welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to the show man. Yeah. I wish I could say

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<v Speaker 1>it's good to be here, but I'm wondering what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on with her? Sounds? Yeah, it sounds like you're working

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<v Speaker 1>from a little bit of regret right now. What's a

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<v Speaker 1>woman's name you out with? Her name is Ari? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I love that name? Oh Andy and Ari flow? Yeah okay,

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a sitcom. Yeah yeah, way, the other one

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<v Speaker 1>is also whacky. Yeah, So where did you take Ari

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<v Speaker 1>for your date? So? I took her to an axe

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<v Speaker 1>throwing bar. Oh that's a great date. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>do this, dude, I have been on a date there.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think it's so final. I've before, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooks taking her husband there a few times, hoping to

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<v Speaker 1>make it look like an accident. But why isn't a

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<v Speaker 1>bar in the woods? Yeah? But no, I mean that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds awesome. Yeah, what could go wrong there? Why? Why

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<v Speaker 1>are you regretting that? Well? We met on mine and

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<v Speaker 1>she was like really cute. I mean, if I'm being honest,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a thing for girls who wear a ponytail

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<v Speaker 1>with a baseball cap, and that was her profile pictures.

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<v Speaker 1>I totally both of you. I've just envisioned Ari a

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<v Speaker 1>Grande on that bicycle and that video on the stationary

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<v Speaker 1>bike with at I don't care who it is, and

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<v Speaker 1>look at that. Okay, it sounds like to me, we

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<v Speaker 1>need to try less. Apparently she's a girl that wears

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<v Speaker 1>a ponytail with a hat over it. Okay, so she

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<v Speaker 1>felt low maintenance from her profile pick is maybe also

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<v Speaker 1>what you got from it? Right? Yeah? I mean she

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<v Speaker 1>was just very cute and I was just excited because

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<v Speaker 1>we had chatted and she seems super cool. I found

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<v Speaker 1>out we were both left handed, which I know it's

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<v Speaker 1>not like a big thing, but it was just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like, I don't meet many girls who are also

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<v Speaker 1>left handed. Right, you can share a hatred of scissors together. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's cool exactly. So you said that you kind of

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<v Speaker 1>regretted the axe throwing bar, Like what happened when you

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<v Speaker 1>went there? Yeah, let me tell you about the date itself. So,

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<v Speaker 1>like she showed up and she was wearing flannel and suspenders,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like a love of jack full female love it.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like she was into it. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit much, but she did look cute. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she she's definitely rolling the dice on that one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's almost like where did it cost you? Sure? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so after you got over her outfit, how did the

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<v Speaker 1>X throwing go? Yeah? It was great. We played a

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<v Speaker 1>few games and she was pretty dark athletic, which again

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<v Speaker 1>I thought was attractive. You can't show up in flannel

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<v Speaker 1>and suspenders and not be good, ye, agreed, agreed, and

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<v Speaker 1>she was. She was really good. But the place itself,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I was a little disappointed, if I'm being honest,

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<v Speaker 1>because I I wish I researched it more because it

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<v Speaker 1>was way more expensive than I thought Oh it's crazy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a drink limit. That's the worst part, like two drinks. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not cheap for sure, Like we I've only

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<v Speaker 1>done it once because I kind of left food the same,

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<v Speaker 1>feeling like that was really fun, but it was a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of money, how you felt, Andy, Yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 1>like ten bucks for a light beer. And the axes.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems like they just had axes out in like

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<v Speaker 1>their grandfather's shed. They were like falling apart a little. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I was a little frustrated it all right, So

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<v Speaker 1>the venue isn't exactly what you wanted. But were you

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<v Speaker 1>able to like connect with Ari? Yeah, we had. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought we had a great time, and you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>like I might have made a couple of comments about

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<v Speaker 1>the axes kind of ingest, but I wasn't like going

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<v Speaker 1>out of my way to complain. And it wasn't like

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<v Speaker 1>unreal the best date ever. But I thought we had

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of fun. And after we were throwing axes,

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<v Speaker 1>we got a beer at the bar and just had

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<v Speaker 1>some good conversation and then she said she had to

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<v Speaker 1>get going, and I was already thinking about the next date. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And I mean, how did it end? Did you tell

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<v Speaker 1>her that? Did you tell her you wanted to see

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<v Speaker 1>her again? Well, I, you know, we were texting after

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<v Speaker 1>her and I told her obviously I wanted to take

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<v Speaker 1>her out again. But now it's kind of weird. She

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<v Speaker 1>won't respond to all my texts. Like once in a

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<v Speaker 1>while she responds, but I had to send like X

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<v Speaker 1>on different days just to get her response out of her.

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<v Speaker 1>And oh yeah, so I think maybe she didn't like

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<v Speaker 1>the date spot because it was a little jankie and

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought that her and I, you know, we

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<v Speaker 1>got along very well. Okay, you're thinking that maybe she

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<v Speaker 1>was unimpressed with this particular axe throwing bar, like she

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<v Speaker 1>wanted a classier axe throwing bar with like crystal diamond axes,

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<v Speaker 1>I will say costume. Yeah, she sounds kind of serious

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<v Speaker 1>about it. So and it wasn't quite instagram worthy, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's what the problem is. But I mean, did

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<v Speaker 1>she ever complain about the status of the bar? Did

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<v Speaker 1>she seem disappointed? Oh that's the question. Nothing I can

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<v Speaker 1>tell really. Okay, that's good. I mean, if it really

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<v Speaker 1>annoyed her, she would have been on it all night.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like you really, honestly don't know what's wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>He was just distracted by her ponytail. But exactly if

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<v Speaker 1>I knew, I wouldn't be calling guys. But I have

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<v Speaker 1>no idea. Well, let's try and find out. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Ari

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<v Speaker 1>for you, and we'll try and get you a second

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<v Speaker 1>day up date. All right, all right, great, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, we're in flannel shirts drinking overpriced beer while

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<v Speaker 1>throwing axes at a wall. Yes, dating sure has changed

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<v Speaker 1>over the last few years. And an expensive date ye

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<v Speaker 1>suckers like Brook who will pay a mint for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm such a sucker. I love a fun activity, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Andy didn't describe it as being fun because he probably

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<v Speaker 1>paid over one hundred dollars for some low quality axes

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<v Speaker 1>with two warm beers to go with it, and you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even get a second date out of the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna try our best to right that wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>And guess what, Andy, I promise you that my performance

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<v Speaker 1>today is going to be a bullseye. Sounds awesome? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I just thought of? Because you had

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<v Speaker 1>no idea, what could have gone wrong? I wonder if

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<v Speaker 1>because she showed up in flannel and suspenders. I wonder

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<v Speaker 1>if she was embarrassed, do you what I mean? Because

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<v Speaker 1>you were wearing anything like that totally and she could

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<v Speaker 1>just never recover from it, so she didn't have a

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<v Speaker 1>good time. Did you get that feeling, Andy? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get that feeling. But Alexis, if that was

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<v Speaker 1>you going on the day and you showed up in

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<v Speaker 1>an outfit, would you be embarrassed? I mean I would

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<v Speaker 1>never wear that in the first place. I don't own

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<v Speaker 1>a flannel, So okay, not my thing. You know the

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<v Speaker 1>hometown you're from and it should be your thing. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's not act like you. I know how to step

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<v Speaker 1>away from Okay, Ben's let's just call. We will try

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<v Speaker 1>and find out what's going on. All right, Andy, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go, I'll remember right now. Hello, Hi is this sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>This is sorry, Hey Alry. My name's Jeff from the

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<v Speaker 1>radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? Okay? Okay? Cool? Yeah, he's probably pretty weird

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<v Speaker 1>to be getting a call from a radio station. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>did I win something? Not exactly, but depending on how

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<v Speaker 1>this call goes. Maybe because we're calling on behalf of

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<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners who went on a date with you.

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<v Speaker 1>His name's Andy. Uh huh, Okay, remember Andy. Now we're

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<v Speaker 1>doing something called a second day to update, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to help Andy figure out if something went wrong

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<v Speaker 1>when you went out with him the other day to

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<v Speaker 1>the axe throwing bar. Really yeah, so just curious. What

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<v Speaker 1>did he tell you about our date? Well, he said

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<v Speaker 1>that you guys played a few games, had some beers.

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<v Speaker 1>He said you showed up in a flannel outfit, kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like a lumberjack, and he thought that was pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he did. He thought it was cool. Oh were

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<v Speaker 1>you Were you embarrassed that you showed up in almost

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<v Speaker 1>a costume? No? I wasn't embarrassed at all. Okay, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it seemed to annoy him. And I was dressed like that.

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<v Speaker 1>He was all like, wow, why didn't you tell me

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<v Speaker 1>I could have done it too, Which was just such

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<v Speaker 1>a weird response. That's not really I mean, that doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>sound like he's annoyed. It sounds like, yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>He said I was cute, but that I didn't necessarily

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<v Speaker 1>need the lumberjack outfits to look cute. Oh okay, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a weird compliment for sure. But is that is that

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<v Speaker 1>the only thing that went wrong that he didn't compliment

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<v Speaker 1>you and the way you want? No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I could get over that, but like, okay, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to play the axe throwing, which I mean

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<v Speaker 1>he would have been great at, but hey, I was

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<v Speaker 1>not great at either, And so we played three games

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<v Speaker 1>and I just happened to beat him all three games.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice that you didn't like rub it in his face

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<v Speaker 1>or anything. No, Brooks like why not? Yeah? Like each

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<v Speaker 1>game he's like, okay, this is my turn, now, this

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<v Speaker 1>is my terns have been. It gets even worse. He

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<v Speaker 1>like went all like Karen and asked for a manager

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<v Speaker 1>what and was like blaming the equipment the bulls eye. God, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh that's embarrassing, like a machine, Like I get it

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<v Speaker 1>if you're like playing pinball. He did mention to us

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<v Speaker 1>that the axes did seem kind of old and not

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<v Speaker 1>to his standards. They brought him in a whole new

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<v Speaker 1>set just so he could throw himself and I still won. Okay, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean this is a guy who you feel maybe

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<v Speaker 1>is really fragile in his own masculinity, like that he

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<v Speaker 1>was actually threatened by you beating him at an axe competition. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he was just such a loser about it. So I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you know what, let's just go have drinks.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a game, it was supposed to be fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's let's just leave that behind. I guess we never

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<v Speaker 1>did ask Andy, like who won't And if you're a

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<v Speaker 1>fun loving person, if you're getting beaten, you like are

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<v Speaker 1>self deprecating or you're typing the other one up. To

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<v Speaker 1>be honest, what I do is I try my best,

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<v Speaker 1>and if a girl beats me at something, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>well I'm letting you win because I'm a gentleman. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but really they just are better at me than Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's acts throwing. It's not a real sport. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>don't say that to the lumberjack, triggered Brook. Yeah, was

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<v Speaker 1>he able to recover when you guys were having drinks?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, obviously not because you weren't calling him back,

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<v Speaker 1>But no, I mean as we were headed over to

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<v Speaker 1>have drinks, he told me that my suspenders were twisted

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<v Speaker 1>and he wanted to fix them. So then he went

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<v Speaker 1>to fix it, and it like it like funked him

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<v Speaker 1>in the nose. Oh my god, it's such karma for what. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if this is karma, but I do

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<v Speaker 1>need to let you know now Ari that Andy has

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<v Speaker 1>been on the other line listening to this entire conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants to talk to you. What. Yeah, Andy there, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm here, and I'm kind of shocked by this.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean, like, is she not telling the truth? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean no, Like, yes, she won the first few matches,

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<v Speaker 1>but look, I'm a very athletic guy. If we had okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if we had played like like a few more games,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have won. No, No one asked, wasn't That's

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<v Speaker 1>not the point, dude. Like what she's saying is you're

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<v Speaker 1>a little whiny about it and asked for the manager.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do that on a day ever. You were zero. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that was a safety hazard. All those handles were loose.

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<v Speaker 1>He was looking out for the safety of the other customers.

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<v Speaker 1>But this wasn't about him exactly. It's just an unsafe environment. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an expert ax star, Okay, I know it's true. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely say that, because I've actually set the record at

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<v Speaker 1>two different Axter Link places. One theatch one okay dudek schedule.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody else went to the bar. My name's on the

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<v Speaker 1>wall there. Okay, I'm sure it is. He's not three

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<v Speaker 1>axes and threw his name into the wall using the ax. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>ari's not calling you backed up because of your ax abilities?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you not hearing that? It sounds like you're too competitive, brother,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not too competed. I'm just a man and like already, body,

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<v Speaker 1>you're you're, you're, you're coming on a little strong, trying

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<v Speaker 1>to impress. Sorry, I'm not trying to impress. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>what I am. One time I played flag football with

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<v Speaker 1>Tim Tebow and I tackle them. So wait, he was

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<v Speaker 1>on the bench at the time, up behind him. That's

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<v Speaker 1>actually pretty cool. Hey, A are you are you turned

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<v Speaker 1>on after you heard that story about Tim Tebow? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, so turned on? Would be gracious and not

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<v Speaker 1>obsessed with eating his date. I was being gracious. I

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<v Speaker 1>let you win four times in a row before we

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<v Speaker 1>had a great How you lost on purpose? He only

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<v Speaker 1>called the manager over to make it seem like he

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<v Speaker 1>was all an act. I didn't want to mention this,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm actually I'm nationally ranked, and how do you

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<v Speaker 1>get better? Yeah? Like, I'm gonna, honestly, Andy, just be

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<v Speaker 1>clafided I didn't want to brag. I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>brag about this kind of stuff. But now you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are lasting and all. But you couldn't be more far

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<v Speaker 1>off about me. Okay, if you prove us wrong, we

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<v Speaker 1>would gladly accept it. Come down to an ex throw

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<v Speaker 1>in place with me. I'll show you. Let's take this outside.

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<v Speaker 1>At the end of the day, it doesn't even matter

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<v Speaker 1>what we think about you. It's really what Ari thinks

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<v Speaker 1>about you. Ari, what do you you think we would

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<v Speaker 1>like to send you out on another date with Andy,

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<v Speaker 1>and we pay for that. I don't know how you feel, though,

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<v Speaker 1>after hearing this conversation where it has gone from bad

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<v Speaker 1>to work, I've heard way more than I really ever

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<v Speaker 1>needed to hear her. Did the record in Saskatchewan turn

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<v Speaker 1>you off? Yeah? He's too much of a man now. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what like, if you don't appreciate me for

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<v Speaker 1>what I am, I'll find somebody else who does. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't handle that much. Man. I'm sorry. Sorry about that. Andy.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like we're not gonna be able to get

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<v Speaker 1>you a second date here, Okay, well, okay, and seriously, though,

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<v Speaker 1>like you seem like a delightful person when you aren't

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<v Speaker 1>trying to prove yourself, Like I don't have to prove myself. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>just look at the national rankings that proves you should out.

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<v Speaker 1>And Jeffrey in the morning, we got a text into

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<v Speaker 1>seven eighty five nine two. One of our listeners is

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<v Speaker 1>apparently going to go check all the Saskatchewan website. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>see if there's any axe throwing bars that have records

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<v Speaker 1>up on their walls alone. Do you know what he

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<v Speaker 1>would say, it's only in person, it's on the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>I want them to go see. That's what I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I love our listeners. Somebody actually wants to

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<v Speaker 1>play detective and double check this guy for axe throwing records,

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<v Speaker 1>Like who does that? They really are he even believes

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<v Speaker 1>him enough to like, I mean, come on, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>think he just wants to prove the wrong and he'll

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<v Speaker 1>look up fragile masculinity and the dictionary and his picture. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean can't say that. I was surprised that he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get another date because his story just kept on

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<v Speaker 1>changing throughout the call, Like at the start, it was

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<v Speaker 1>his very first time axe throwing and he was freaking

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<v Speaker 1>Paul Bunyan. Yeah, exactly exactly that. Yes, And I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if he's still trying to save a date by

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<v Speaker 1>proving that he was good at it. I like, yo, dude, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that has nothing to do with why she's not calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back. Don't even listen. There's not been a woman

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<v Speaker 1>on the planet that has like turned somebody down because

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<v Speaker 1>they weren't good at throwing axents top ten, but he's

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<v Speaker 1>not number one. So if you're an expert axe thrower

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<v Speaker 1>and you want to get a second day of that day, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can always email the show. We're called a person

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<v Speaker 1>who wasn't calling you back.