Speaker 1: Second date of date. Can the venue that you take
Speaker 1: your date to ruin your chances at a second hangout? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I know that happened to me at the
Speaker 1: Inflatable hot Tub Palace. Good date, weird venue. Yeah, apparently
Speaker 1: they ran out of cleaning equipment a few months before that,
Speaker 1: so you know, try having fun in brown Waters. Not
Speaker 1: ideal as through it. I paid the fifteen dollars for day,
Speaker 1: so I got to go through. That's what one of
Speaker 1: our listeners, Andy said in his email to us. He
Speaker 1: said he had this great girl, but maybe he chose
Speaker 1: the wrong place to do the date. So Andy, welcome
Speaker 1: to the show man. Yeah. I wish I could say
Speaker 1: it's good to be here, but I'm wondering what's going
Speaker 1: on with her? Sounds? Yeah, it sounds like you're working
Speaker 1: from a little bit of regret right now. What's a
Speaker 1: woman's name you out with? Her name is Ari? Okay?
Speaker 1: I love that name? Oh Andy and Ari flow? Yeah okay,
Speaker 1: sounds like a sitcom. Yeah yeah, way, the other one
Speaker 1: is also whacky. Yeah, So where did you take Ari
Speaker 1: for your date? So? I took her to an axe
Speaker 1: throwing bar. Oh that's a great date. I want to
Speaker 1: do this, dude, I have been on a date there.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's so final. I've before, I know,
Speaker 1: Brooks taking her husband there a few times, hoping to
Speaker 1: make it look like an accident. But why isn't a
Speaker 1: bar in the woods? Yeah? But no, I mean that
Speaker 1: sounds awesome. Yeah, what could go wrong there? Why? Why
Speaker 1: are you regretting that? Well? We met on mine and
Speaker 1: she was like really cute. I mean, if I'm being honest,
Speaker 1: I have a thing for girls who wear a ponytail
Speaker 1: with a baseball cap, and that was her profile pictures.
Speaker 1: I totally both of you. I've just envisioned Ari a
Speaker 1: Grande on that bicycle and that video on the stationary
Speaker 1: bike with at I don't care who it is, and
Speaker 1: look at that. Okay, it sounds like to me, we
Speaker 1: need to try less. Apparently she's a girl that wears
Speaker 1: a ponytail with a hat over it. Okay, so she
Speaker 1: felt low maintenance from her profile pick is maybe also
Speaker 1: what you got from it? Right? Yeah? I mean she
Speaker 1: was just very cute and I was just excited because
Speaker 1: we had chatted and she seems super cool. I found
Speaker 1: out we were both left handed, which I know it's
Speaker 1: not like a big thing, but it was just kind
Speaker 1: of like, I don't meet many girls who are also
Speaker 1: left handed. Right, you can share a hatred of scissors together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool exactly. So you said that you kind of
Speaker 1: regretted the axe throwing bar, Like what happened when you
Speaker 1: went there? Yeah, let me tell you about the date itself. So,
Speaker 1: like she showed up and she was wearing flannel and suspenders,
Speaker 1: kind of like a love of jack full female love it.
Speaker 1: It sounds like she was into it. It was a
Speaker 1: little bit much, but she did look cute. I mean,
Speaker 1: she she's definitely rolling the dice on that one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's almost like where did it cost you? Sure? Okay,
Speaker 1: so after you got over her outfit, how did the
Speaker 1: X throwing go? Yeah? It was great. We played a
Speaker 1: few games and she was pretty dark athletic, which again
Speaker 1: I thought was attractive. You can't show up in flannel
Speaker 1: and suspenders and not be good, ye, agreed, agreed, and
Speaker 1: she was. She was really good. But the place itself,
Speaker 1: you know, I was a little disappointed, if I'm being honest,
Speaker 1: because I I wish I researched it more because it
Speaker 1: was way more expensive than I thought Oh it's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a drink limit. That's the worst part, like two drinks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's not cheap for sure, Like we I've only
Speaker 1: done it once because I kind of left food the same,
Speaker 1: feeling like that was really fun, but it was a
Speaker 1: lot of money, how you felt, Andy, Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: like ten bucks for a light beer. And the axes.
Speaker 1: It seems like they just had axes out in like
Speaker 1: their grandfather's shed. They were like falling apart a little. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I was a little frustrated it all right, So
Speaker 1: the venue isn't exactly what you wanted. But were you
Speaker 1: able to like connect with Ari? Yeah, we had. I
Speaker 1: thought we had a great time, and you know, I
Speaker 1: like I might have made a couple of comments about
Speaker 1: the axes kind of ingest, but I wasn't like going
Speaker 1: out of my way to complain. And it wasn't like
Speaker 1: unreal the best date ever. But I thought we had
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. And after we were throwing axes,
Speaker 1: we got a beer at the bar and just had
Speaker 1: some good conversation and then she said she had to
Speaker 1: get going, and I was already thinking about the next date. Okay,
Speaker 1: And I mean, how did it end? Did you tell
Speaker 1: her that? Did you tell her you wanted to see
Speaker 1: her again? Well, I, you know, we were texting after
Speaker 1: her and I told her obviously I wanted to take
Speaker 1: her out again. But now it's kind of weird. She
Speaker 1: won't respond to all my texts. Like once in a
Speaker 1: while she responds, but I had to send like X
Speaker 1: on different days just to get her response out of her.
Speaker 1: And oh yeah, so I think maybe she didn't like
Speaker 1: the date spot because it was a little jankie and
Speaker 1: and I thought that her and I, you know, we
Speaker 1: got along very well. Okay, you're thinking that maybe she
Speaker 1: was unimpressed with this particular axe throwing bar, like she
Speaker 1: wanted a classier axe throwing bar with like crystal diamond axes,
Speaker 1: I will say costume. Yeah, she sounds kind of serious
Speaker 1: about it. So and it wasn't quite instagram worthy, right,
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what the problem is. But I mean, did
Speaker 1: she ever complain about the status of the bar? Did
Speaker 1: she seem disappointed? Oh that's the question. Nothing I can
Speaker 1: tell really. Okay, that's good. I mean, if it really
Speaker 1: annoyed her, she would have been on it all night.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you really, honestly don't know what's wrong.
Speaker 1: He was just distracted by her ponytail. But exactly if
Speaker 1: I knew, I wouldn't be calling guys. But I have
Speaker 1: no idea. Well, let's try and find out. We're going
Speaker 1: to play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Ari
Speaker 1: for you, and we'll try and get you a second
Speaker 1: day up date. All right, all right, great, all right,
Speaker 1: hold on, we're in flannel shirts drinking overpriced beer while
Speaker 1: throwing axes at a wall. Yes, dating sure has changed
Speaker 1: over the last few years. And an expensive date ye
Speaker 1: suckers like Brook who will pay a mint for it.
Speaker 1: I'm such a sucker. I love a fun activity, I do.
Speaker 1: Andy didn't describe it as being fun because he probably
Speaker 1: paid over one hundred dollars for some low quality axes
Speaker 1: with two warm beers to go with it, and you
Speaker 1: didn't even get a second date out of the whole thing.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna try our best to right that wrong.
Speaker 1: And guess what, Andy, I promise you that my performance
Speaker 1: today is going to be a bullseye. Sounds awesome? Do
Speaker 1: you know what I just thought of? Because you had
Speaker 1: no idea, what could have gone wrong? I wonder if
Speaker 1: because she showed up in flannel and suspenders. I wonder
Speaker 1: if she was embarrassed, do you what I mean? Because
Speaker 1: you were wearing anything like that totally and she could
Speaker 1: just never recover from it, so she didn't have a
Speaker 1: good time. Did you get that feeling, Andy? I mean
Speaker 1: I didn't get that feeling. But Alexis, if that was
Speaker 1: you going on the day and you showed up in
Speaker 1: an outfit, would you be embarrassed? I mean I would
Speaker 1: never wear that in the first place. I don't own
Speaker 1: a flannel, So okay, not my thing. You know the
Speaker 1: hometown you're from and it should be your thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's not act like you. I know how to step
Speaker 1: away from Okay, Ben's let's just call. We will try
Speaker 1: and find out what's going on. All right, Andy, here
Speaker 1: we go, I'll remember right now. Hello, Hi is this sorry?
Speaker 1: This is sorry, Hey Alry. My name's Jeff from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are
Speaker 1: you doing? Okay? Okay? Cool? Yeah, he's probably pretty weird
Speaker 1: to be getting a call from a radio station. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did I win something? Not exactly, but depending on how
Speaker 1: this call goes. Maybe because we're calling on behalf of
Speaker 1: one of our listeners who went on a date with you.
Speaker 1: His name's Andy. Uh huh, Okay, remember Andy. Now we're
Speaker 1: doing something called a second day to update, and we're
Speaker 1: trying to help Andy figure out if something went wrong
Speaker 1: when you went out with him the other day to
Speaker 1: the axe throwing bar. Really yeah, so just curious. What
Speaker 1: did he tell you about our date? Well, he said
Speaker 1: that you guys played a few games, had some beers.
Speaker 1: He said you showed up in a flannel outfit, kind
Speaker 1: of like a lumberjack, and he thought that was pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Oh he did. He thought it was cool. Oh were
Speaker 1: you Were you embarrassed that you showed up in almost
Speaker 1: a costume? No? I wasn't embarrassed at all. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: it seemed to annoy him. And I was dressed like that.
Speaker 1: He was all like, wow, why didn't you tell me
Speaker 1: I could have done it too, Which was just such
Speaker 1: a weird response. That's not really I mean, that doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like he's annoyed. It sounds like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: He said I was cute, but that I didn't necessarily
Speaker 1: need the lumberjack outfits to look cute. Oh okay, it's
Speaker 1: a weird compliment for sure. But is that is that
Speaker 1: the only thing that went wrong that he didn't compliment
Speaker 1: you and the way you want? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I could get over that, but like, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: We went to play the axe throwing, which I mean
Speaker 1: he would have been great at, but hey, I was
Speaker 1: not great at either, And so we played three games
Speaker 1: and I just happened to beat him all three games.
Speaker 1: Nice that you didn't like rub it in his face
Speaker 1: or anything. No, Brooks like why not? Yeah? Like each
Speaker 1: game he's like, okay, this is my turn, now, this
Speaker 1: is my terns have been. It gets even worse. He
Speaker 1: like went all like Karen and asked for a manager
Speaker 1: what and was like blaming the equipment the bulls eye. God, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh that's embarrassing, like a machine, Like I get it
Speaker 1: if you're like playing pinball. He did mention to us
Speaker 1: that the axes did seem kind of old and not
Speaker 1: to his standards. They brought him in a whole new
Speaker 1: set just so he could throw himself and I still won. Okay, dude,
Speaker 1: I mean this is a guy who you feel maybe
Speaker 1: is really fragile in his own masculinity, like that he
Speaker 1: was actually threatened by you beating him at an axe competition. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was just such a loser about it. So I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, let's just go have drinks.
Speaker 1: It was a game, it was supposed to be fun.
Speaker 1: Let's let's just leave that behind. I guess we never
Speaker 1: did ask Andy, like who won't And if you're a
Speaker 1: fun loving person, if you're getting beaten, you like are
Speaker 1: self deprecating or you're typing the other one up. To
Speaker 1: be honest, what I do is I try my best,
Speaker 1: and if a girl beats me at something, I'm like,
Speaker 1: well I'm letting you win because I'm a gentleman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but really they just are better at me than Okay,
Speaker 1: it's acts throwing. It's not a real sport. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: don't say that to the lumberjack, triggered Brook. Yeah, was
Speaker 1: he able to recover when you guys were having drinks?
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously not because you weren't calling him back,
Speaker 1: But no, I mean as we were headed over to
Speaker 1: have drinks, he told me that my suspenders were twisted
Speaker 1: and he wanted to fix them. So then he went
Speaker 1: to fix it, and it like it like funked him
Speaker 1: in the nose. Oh my god, it's such karma for what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is karma, but I do
Speaker 1: need to let you know now Ari that Andy has
Speaker 1: been on the other line listening to this entire conversation.
Speaker 1: He wants to talk to you. What. Yeah, Andy there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm here, and I'm kind of shocked by this.
Speaker 1: You mean, like, is she not telling the truth? I
Speaker 1: mean no, Like, yes, she won the first few matches,
Speaker 1: but look, I'm a very athletic guy. If we had okay,
Speaker 1: if we had played like like a few more games,
Speaker 1: I would have won. No, No one asked, wasn't That's
Speaker 1: not the point, dude. Like what she's saying is you're
Speaker 1: a little whiny about it and asked for the manager.
Speaker 1: Don't do that on a day ever. You were zero. Okay,
Speaker 1: that was a safety hazard. All those handles were loose.
Speaker 1: He was looking out for the safety of the other customers.
Speaker 1: But this wasn't about him exactly. It's just an unsafe environment. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm an expert ax star, Okay, I know it's true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: absolutely say that, because I've actually set the record at
Speaker 1: two different Axter Link places. One theatch one okay dudek schedule.
Speaker 1: Nobody else went to the bar. My name's on the
Speaker 1: wall there. Okay, I'm sure it is. He's not three
Speaker 1: axes and threw his name into the wall using the ax. Dude,
Speaker 1: ari's not calling you backed up because of your ax abilities?
Speaker 1: Are you not hearing that? It sounds like you're too competitive, brother,
Speaker 1: I'm not too competed. I'm just a man and like already, body,
Speaker 1: you're you're, you're, you're coming on a little strong, trying
Speaker 1: to impress. Sorry, I'm not trying to impress. It's just
Speaker 1: what I am. One time I played flag football with
Speaker 1: Tim Tebow and I tackle them. So wait, he was
Speaker 1: on the bench at the time, up behind him. That's
Speaker 1: actually pretty cool. Hey, A are you are you turned
Speaker 1: on after you heard that story about Tim Tebow? Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, so turned on? Would be gracious and not
Speaker 1: obsessed with eating his date. I was being gracious. I
Speaker 1: let you win four times in a row before we
Speaker 1: had a great How you lost on purpose? He only
Speaker 1: called the manager over to make it seem like he
Speaker 1: was all an act. I didn't want to mention this,
Speaker 1: but I'm actually I'm nationally ranked, and how do you
Speaker 1: get better? Yeah? Like, I'm gonna, honestly, Andy, just be
Speaker 1: clafided I didn't want to brag. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: brag about this kind of stuff. But now you guys
Speaker 1: are lasting and all. But you couldn't be more far
Speaker 1: off about me. Okay, if you prove us wrong, we
Speaker 1: would gladly accept it. Come down to an ex throw
Speaker 1: in place with me. I'll show you. Let's take this outside.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, it doesn't even matter
Speaker 1: what we think about you. It's really what Ari thinks
Speaker 1: about you. Ari, what do you you think we would
Speaker 1: like to send you out on another date with Andy,
Speaker 1: and we pay for that. I don't know how you feel, though,
Speaker 1: after hearing this conversation where it has gone from bad
Speaker 1: to work, I've heard way more than I really ever
Speaker 1: needed to hear her. Did the record in Saskatchewan turn
Speaker 1: you off? Yeah? He's too much of a man now. No,
Speaker 1: you know what like, if you don't appreciate me for
Speaker 1: what I am, I'll find somebody else who does. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I can't handle that much. Man. I'm sorry. Sorry about that. Andy.
Speaker 1: It sounds like we're not gonna be able to get
Speaker 1: you a second date here, Okay, well, okay, and seriously, though,
Speaker 1: like you seem like a delightful person when you aren't
Speaker 1: trying to prove yourself, Like I don't have to prove myself. Okay,
Speaker 1: just look at the national rankings that proves you should out.
Speaker 1: And Jeffrey in the morning, we got a text into
Speaker 1: seven eighty five nine two. One of our listeners is
Speaker 1: apparently going to go check all the Saskatchewan website. I'll
Speaker 1: see if there's any axe throwing bars that have records
Speaker 1: up on their walls alone. Do you know what he
Speaker 1: would say, it's only in person, it's on the wall.
Speaker 1: I want them to go see. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: That's why I love our listeners. Somebody actually wants to
Speaker 1: play detective and double check this guy for axe throwing records,
Speaker 1: Like who does that? They really are he even believes
Speaker 1: him enough to like, I mean, come on, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he just wants to prove the wrong and he'll
Speaker 1: look up fragile masculinity and the dictionary and his picture. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean can't say that. I was surprised that he
Speaker 1: didn't get another date because his story just kept on
Speaker 1: changing throughout the call, Like at the start, it was
Speaker 1: his very first time axe throwing and he was freaking
Speaker 1: Paul Bunyan. Yeah, exactly exactly that. Yes, And I don't
Speaker 1: know if he's still trying to save a date by
Speaker 1: proving that he was good at it. I like, yo, dude, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with why she's not calling
Speaker 1: you back. Don't even listen. There's not been a woman
Speaker 1: on the planet that has like turned somebody down because
Speaker 1: they weren't good at throwing axents top ten, but he's
Speaker 1: not number one. So if you're an expert axe thrower
Speaker 1: and you want to get a second day of that day, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can always email the show. We're called a person
Speaker 1: who wasn't calling you back.