Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two ninety three,
Speaker 1: Episode three of Diary's I Guys Say, production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness. And it is Thursday, June twenty nine,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2: You know what that means?
Speaker 3: His National Handshake Day, Jack Twitter.
Speaker 1: There alright, all right, yeah right, all right, brother.
Speaker 3: Also not National Almond butter Crunch Day, International Day of
Speaker 3: the Tropics, Waffle Iron Day, National Camera Day, And for
Speaker 3: all you popsicle lovers levels lovers out of there's National
Speaker 3: bomb pop Day. The wonderful red white and blue treat
Speaker 3: that was developed during the Cold War to remind us
Speaker 3: that the bombs just.
Speaker 2: A lick away, Is that right?
Speaker 1: That's why it was developed. I was just like a
Speaker 1: CIA thing, like a little easter.
Speaker 3: So I think it was just basically, I think Cold
Speaker 3: War just like it was just like, you know, just
Speaker 3: some more nationalism to tap into. Kansas City, Missouri, nineteen
Speaker 3: fifty five.
Speaker 1: That's the red white and blue like rocket Pop one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like blue white and red like like kind
Speaker 3: of yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I was called the rocket Pop I always and I
Speaker 1: did always associate it with militarism, as you should. How's
Speaker 1: your handshake? Mouth? How do how do people greet your
Speaker 1: They say, oh, firm handshake there.
Speaker 2: Goddamn, what the fuck was that? Dude? You have to prove, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm like a lot. My handshake pretty good. There was
Speaker 2: a time.
Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. Face says nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: My hand says, do you're better than.
Speaker 2: I'm wearing a brace on my hand from an injury.
Speaker 2: Then you shouldn't have extended it for one of my handshakes.
Speaker 1: Then you shouldn't have come at the king. My name's
Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien aka Christmas Hams. Forearms fit for carving. Donald
Speaker 1: Trump cannot help but compare Christmas Hams bue ups, big
Speaker 1: as oil drums shelter him, and he hasn't a care.
Speaker 1: Big strong arms to carry Donald home, big strong arms
Speaker 1: to carry Donald home and so forth. That is courtesy
Speaker 1: of Axe Hubs on the discord. His obsession with big
Speaker 1: strong arms continues to be a weird thing about Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: Did you did you catch the video of him seemingly
Speaker 1: having an orgasm at Electron? Yeah, he's like doing the
Speaker 1: week like but it just goes on for entirely too long.
Speaker 4: You can't cous a firm handshake with hamshake, cloud shake.
Speaker 4: What I meant to say was handshake with you know,
Speaker 4: you can't do it without big strong.
Speaker 1: Arm, big strong arms.
Speaker 2: Donald home, it's there it comes from. People don't realize
Speaker 2: it's not device. It's the shoulders where that strength comes.
Speaker 1: But that was that was part of a long riff. Well.
Speaker 1: He was in Oakland, Michigan, to be honored as Man
Speaker 1: of the Decade and was giving delivering a speech this
Speaker 1: past weekend where he was making fun of winning transat
Speaker 1: Yeah it was like a train.
Speaker 3: I think it was actually a transphobic thing that he's
Speaker 3: but everyone was like, I think he's coming.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it like it was about arm strength. And
Speaker 1: he went on for fifteen seconds, sounding like he was
Speaker 1: coming all over the place coming WHOA.
Speaker 3: Another thing think of pumping iron too, was something Arnold
Speaker 3: Schwarzenegger would say, feels like I'm coming.
Speaker 1: Yes, because like I'm coming in the gym. It feels
Speaker 1: like I'm coming at home. Cool. Arnold Lauren also, hamshake
Speaker 1: might be the ham the Hamburglar's answer to the art stake.
Speaker 1: We might might be facing that in the not too
Speaker 1: distant future. I'm thrilled to be joined as always by
Speaker 1: my co host, mister Miles Grad Miles Gray.
Speaker 3: Kay.
Speaker 5: All the eighty kids with their hot dog dicks better run,
Speaker 5: better run out.
Speaker 2: On their buns.
Speaker 5: All the AE kids with their hot dog dicks, better run, better,
Speaker 5: run faster than their glozzies.
Speaker 3: So for context, Lockerniso hit us up in the discord,
Speaker 3: American Eagle put up like a picture of like this
Speaker 3: hot like Fourth of July underwear with like the American
Speaker 3: flag on it, but with the crotches. It is like
Speaker 3: a big cocksleeve but like but it's printed as a
Speaker 3: hot dog on the outside. Had no idea about this.
Speaker 3: I had no idea about this, Folks, no idea about this.
Speaker 3: I would not have.
Speaker 1: It's our job to know about this stuff. But thank
Speaker 1: you La la la la Coroni for sharing that with us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's haunted and American Eagle one of the brands that
Speaker 1: got taken over by private equity at one where it
Speaker 1: is kind of driven into the ground. But you know,
Speaker 1: a true American comeback story. I guess we can call it. Miles.
Speaker 1: We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat
Speaker 1: by the very talented writers, stand up comedian podcast host
Speaker 1: of The Bechdel Cast, which just one of the great
Speaker 1: podcasts out there, also happen to have a master's degree
Speaker 1: in film. Most anagrammable name in the English language it
Speaker 1: is Caitlin Deronda.
Speaker 4: In Teeddracula for duty. What's the recording for duty? I
Speaker 4: I did someone call Lauren D Titanic?
Speaker 2: It's me. I've been thinking, what do you want?
Speaker 4: Did you want? What's my other one? Uh's Latin dancer?
Speaker 2: Ut?
Speaker 4: I here, I am?
Speaker 1: Here you are Lauren D. Titanic is so appropriate too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been thinking about you since all the you know,
Speaker 3: submarine stuff, you know, and going down to the Titanic,
Speaker 3: and I'm glad you are with us within a week
Speaker 3: of that. Yes, quasi tragedy or whatever we're calling it,
Speaker 3: had you.
Speaker 1: Been given a scholarship to be on the submersible to
Speaker 1: go down to the Titanic, Like, does that sort of
Speaker 1: thing interest you to like see the Titanic in person?
Speaker 1: You are notably one of the biggest fans of the
Speaker 1: film Titanic, That's true. Yes, one of the noted builders
Speaker 1: of the Titanic lego set bathtub sized Titanic lego set.
Speaker 4: You're right, all true. However, do you.
Speaker 1: Want to get down there and like look at the
Speaker 1: moss coverage remnants?
Speaker 4: Not even a little bit. Okay, maybe if it was
Speaker 4: on dry land, But I am terrified and and I
Speaker 4: was terrified of submarines before it was cool to be terrified.
Speaker 1: Problem.
Speaker 4: I would never go under water deeper than like ten
Speaker 4: feet in any right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, even when you get to the bottom of
Speaker 1: the deep end, it really.
Speaker 4: Hurts, and getting back up to the surface you're not
Speaker 4: sure if you're gonna make it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes are you swimming very recklessly?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm I'm very afraid of water.
Speaker 2: Are you okay?
Speaker 3: So are you a I'm guessing there's like levels too, right.
Speaker 3: Some people are a fan of the entirety of Titanic, right,
Speaker 3: the idea, like they romanticize it, and some to the
Speaker 3: point where like the tragedy too has drawn me in
Speaker 3: that they want to see it. Are you a fan
Speaker 3: of the film the boat itself? Does that have any
Speaker 3: intrigue or it's all really just a film, Like I
Speaker 3: don't give about the real life.
Speaker 4: It's honestly mostly the film. But because I like the
Speaker 4: movie so much, it's like other things. Boat Lore and
Speaker 4: you know Titanic, Like I enjoy them just sort of
Speaker 4: as a byproduct of liking the movie the same way
Speaker 4: that I like bears, because Paddington is a bear, right right.
Speaker 4: I mostly just like you're the Paddington movies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, You're not going to Alaska to fuck around with
Speaker 3: like some grizzlies or anything.
Speaker 4: No, no, thank you. I will not put myself in
Speaker 4: danger in any way just because I like a movie.
Speaker 4: Irrelevant movie you.
Speaker 1: Do hold inside you like the two urges, the two
Speaker 1: interests that seem to kill people like that, because the
Speaker 1: thing that the Titanic wreck reminded me of was Grizzly Man.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, we all, like you talk to
Speaker 1: experts ahead of his last expedition where he went and
Speaker 1: like played with the grizzlies, and they were like that
Speaker 1: man is going to get killed, like the next time
Speaker 1: he does this, probably.
Speaker 4: And sure it happened.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well there's there's an article I saw recently about how
Speaker 3: there's like there's more interest from like wealthy people to
Speaker 3: do extreme travel. Good great, like one of the people
Speaker 3: who like founded like a company that would do stuff
Speaker 3: in partnership with Oceangate. I was saying like a lot
Speaker 3: of customers like we're interested in quote bragging rights, which
Speaker 3: makes so it's like Trump's mindset too with these documents,
Speaker 3: just merely to say that you fucking went and did that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I also because rich people don't have like real problems
Speaker 4: they have to make, they have to like invent stress
Speaker 4: in their life.
Speaker 2: I think they're like, I have no existential threats, so
Speaker 2: I'm going to get in a Yankee submarine. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's like that movie The Game If.
Speaker 1: Yeah that I think we do. I think we do, Caitlin,
Speaker 1: thank you. It's truly. It does seem like there is
Speaker 1: something about becoming extremely wealthy and just going through a
Speaker 1: day to day life where you are completely of what like,
Speaker 1: you don't don't encounter consequences even once that. Yeah, people
Speaker 1: do some wild ship.
Speaker 3: I wonder they're in the thing, like, isn't this cool?
Speaker 3: We could die here?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah that's why I want it? What about you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Same like Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Christ, I'm just trying to set a Guinness record for
Speaker 3: doing a Rubik's cube. But the deepest depth wasn't that
Speaker 3: the thing the kid was trying to do?
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know, man, Yeah, Yeah, I had a
Speaker 1: Rubics Cube with him, and I think was going after
Speaker 1: some kind of Guinness record for like deepest cube.
Speaker 4: Well, didn't the record just get broken a few days ago?
Speaker 4: It was like three point one three seconds someone solved.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: I think he was going for the record for deepest,
Speaker 3: like deepest like depth to solve a Rubik's Cube.
Speaker 4: Well, that's what I'm doing when I swim into the
Speaker 4: deep end in the Yeah, I'm down there for so
Speaker 4: long because I'm trying to solve a Rubick's cube.
Speaker 2: No air tank, no air.
Speaker 1: Tank, deepest, darkest, My head is like a shark fin
Speaker 1: deepest bluest, Yeah, deepest bluest. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: Remember when remember when those soundtracks have those titular tracks
Speaker 3: from like the talent on that soundtrack, it's like, I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna make a song about sharks ever, but I'm
Speaker 3: ll cool Jay and I'm in this shark movie and
Speaker 3: guess what, guys.
Speaker 1: What's happening get a fee to get on this soundtrack.
Speaker 1: We're gonna cut to credits and you're gonna hear me
Speaker 1: rap the plot of the song.
Speaker 3: Depluc Deepest Blues.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my heat, okays making sense? I was like, there's
Speaker 4: only one Shark movie, right, any.
Speaker 1: But that was Will Smith and he is most you know,
Speaker 1: probably the most notable example of somebody who does movie
Speaker 1: plot rap songs.
Speaker 4: Really does do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Caitlin, we're gonna get to know you
Speaker 1: a little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna
Speaker 1: tell our listeners a couple of things that we're talking about.
Speaker 1: Trump's counter on a couple stories are coming into focus.
Speaker 1: Kind of. He had an interview with ABC where he
Speaker 1: was like, I was just showing I was bluffing. I
Speaker 1: was just kidding on that tape. That tape is what
Speaker 1: you hear on that tape is my incredible sense of humor.
Speaker 2: Essentially, those are napkins wrestling. Those aren't documents, even like, yeah.
Speaker 1: He's also countersuing Egene Carroll, who he was a jury
Speaker 1: found that he sexually abused her, and he is suing
Speaker 1: her for saying that he raped her. So again, just
Speaker 1: you know, deny loudly and aggressively, and yeah, but with
Speaker 1: no logic to this, no logic whatsoever.
Speaker 3: There's like you've already been, It's it's confirmed what you
Speaker 3: have been, what's happened here. But he's just going off
Speaker 3: because she's she's suing him again because when he denied
Speaker 3: it at the CNN town hall, like the very next day,
Speaker 3: that decision came in for the.
Speaker 1: First suits on countersuits on suits and just tie everything up.
Speaker 1: In the course, we're gonna talk about food waste. There
Speaker 1: is a new technology that might help with food waste.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about Tom Hanks's niece from the read A side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Wilson side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you seen this?
Speaker 2: You heard about this?
Speaker 3: Kaitlyn fame Fane Oh, buckle up.
Speaker 1: I was not aware of the show, claimed a fan
Speaker 1: before this clip, so the same same she did them
Speaker 1: a real solid this reaction. She was the first. So
Speaker 1: it's a reality show where people come on they have
Speaker 1: famous relatives and the other famous relatives have to guess
Speaker 1: who they're related to. And she is the first eliminated
Speaker 1: and took it like a champ. Exactly interesting, look it
Speaker 1: like a champ. So we'll listen to the to the reaction.
Speaker 1: That's it's a lot of fun. All of that plenty more.
Speaker 1: But first Caitlin, we do like to ask our guest,
Speaker 1: what is something from your search history?
Speaker 4: Okay, so I looked up Shrek makeup naturally, because well,
Speaker 4: I'll tell you. So, someone had sent me a YouTube
Speaker 4: video ever heard of.
Speaker 2: It about hold on what big fan?
Speaker 4: YouTube rocks? So YouTube, big guys.
Speaker 1: Have you seen these YouTube videos? YouTube Rocks Marketing.
Speaker 4: Got YouTube?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, So the YouTube video is It's entitled writing Shrek
Speaker 4: Movies costumes on historical accuracy. So it's from It's incredible, right,
Speaker 4: It's from user Carolina Zebrawska, who I don't know. This
Speaker 4: is the only video of hers I've watched, but I'm
Speaker 4: guessing she's like an expert in clothes and history and
Speaker 4: the clothes that people war throughout history. So she has
Speaker 4: watched all of the Shrek movies and rated the costumes
Speaker 4: based on historical accuracy. I was watching this and I
Speaker 4: was like, wow, this is great, and it reminded me
Speaker 4: of something someone else sent me, which was a link
Speaker 4: to Shrek makeup. So I had to google that and
Speaker 4: be like, oh, yeah, remember Shrek makeup. So it's from
Speaker 4: this company called Revolution and they have a whole line
Speaker 4: of Shrek makeup and but when and by what I
Speaker 4: mean by that is eyeshadows that come in a case
Speaker 4: that looks like Shrek's head.
Speaker 1: We got.
Speaker 2: Something?
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. I think some of the makeup is you
Speaker 4: can get like green lipstick. I want to say, there,
Speaker 4: swamp clay mask, what gingerbread.
Speaker 1: Light, ginger highlighter?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: Oh a makeup headband with the Shrek ears with the
Speaker 3: hair back you can Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: This is for for Shrek fans who wear makeup, right, okay.
Speaker 1: The top says can we go up?
Speaker 2: Can we go up?
Speaker 1: To the top of this page it has Shrek collabo
Speaker 1: with Revolution and then it says get out of my swamp?
Speaker 1: Next the Trek is that? Is that like one of
Speaker 1: his catchphrases? Uh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. He does not like it when people get
Speaker 4: yeah and he says get out.
Speaker 1: It's just I think of like fun tween makeup stylings
Speaker 1: as not that not being the part of Shrek's personality
Speaker 1: that I want to emphasize.
Speaker 4: Well, clearly you haven't.
Speaker 1: Really, I don't get the angst the drives one.
Speaker 4: You really need to get better acquainted with Shrek, because
Speaker 4: if you were, you would know that this makes perfect
Speaker 4: sense that.
Speaker 2: You just want to be Shrek. You want that swamp aesthetic.
Speaker 3: M Yeah, okay, I might try this.
Speaker 1: What is something Caitlin, you think is overrated.
Speaker 4: I think that, and this might be controversial, but I
Speaker 4: think that nachos are overrated, especially the kind you get
Speaker 4: as like at a restaurant when they like load on
Speaker 4: a bunch of you know, ground beef and cheese and
Speaker 4: create sour cream and all that stuff. I think the
Speaker 4: flavors are good, but the execution is bad because they
Speaker 4: all get the chips get soggy almost immediately. It is
Speaker 4: very hard to get a good like distribution of all
Speaker 4: the toppings onto one chip. Yeah, because you got one
Speaker 4: that's like nothing but beef, which is gonna be my
Speaker 4: new catchphrase.
Speaker 2: Nothing nothing but beef.
Speaker 1: Get out of my swamp. And if you come in
Speaker 1: my swamp, there's nothing but beef here for you exactly.
Speaker 4: And the other ones it's like, you know, only sour cream.
Speaker 4: It's just I think, again, poorly executed.
Speaker 3: How how would you optimize because my biggest you know,
Speaker 3: gripe with bad nachos at a restaurant is it's all
Speaker 3: top heavy, like yeah, yeah, and then and so you
Speaker 3: have it all on top and then underneath it's just
Speaker 3: a bunch of dry chips and then you got to
Speaker 3: kind of use those to like scrape out the top
Speaker 3: I like when people layer them. I'm not I'm not
Speaker 3: as upset about the crunchiness because for me, I just
Speaker 3: want to have just shit on every chip. Basically, it's
Speaker 3: how I look at it. But how would you optimize
Speaker 3: if we're going to get around this?
Speaker 4: I think we just need to do and this is
Speaker 4: a this will become a surface area problem because you're
Speaker 4: gonna need a big ass tray. Yeah, just like one
Speaker 4: single layer of chips and then the topics evenly distribute,
Speaker 4: so you're talking like a tray. It's gonna need to
Speaker 4: be like three by three feet kind of thing.
Speaker 1: The best strategy I've ever waited, as my friend Blake
Speaker 1: in high school shut up. Blake went through and would
Speaker 1: put cheese on each chip and then a dollop of
Speaker 1: salsa like on top of the cheese and that would
Speaker 1: keep it from getting and then you put it in
Speaker 1: the microwave. It is very time intensive, but it is
Speaker 1: truly the best way to do nachos is think of
Speaker 1: each chip as its own moment, its own nacho. You
Speaker 1: are as opposed to just dumping chips out and then
Speaker 1: like kind of having scattering toppings across.
Speaker 3: They're not just numbers on a spreadsheet, man. Yeah, they're
Speaker 3: individual chips.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get it.
Speaker 4: Each chip is a moment. That's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Restaurant nachos are a real mess. I still love just
Speaker 1: the orchestrop.
Speaker 3: I feel like I have to there always needs to
Speaker 3: be one person's really into nachos to order nachos.
Speaker 1: Should we do the nachos guys?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah exactly.
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, you know, I wasn't like because they
Speaker 3: look really good, and I'm like, fine, you get the nachos, like.
Speaker 1: They always look good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, but you go after nachos pretty consistently.
Speaker 4: Kaitlin, No, I avoid them for the reason that I
Speaker 4: think they're over.
Speaker 3: As if someone said, hey, should we get them, You're like,
Speaker 3: let me just actually tell you why everyone opened up.
Speaker 3: Actually yeah, I promised myself I wouldn't do this today.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so I'm like, let's get whatever. I don't know,
Speaker 4: the sampler platter. Clearly I'm only going to Applebee's like restaurants.
Speaker 4: I'm like, let's get the manzo realistics.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no.
Speaker 4: Nachos for me.
Speaker 1: I'd love to get some nachos.
Speaker 2: I like to.
Speaker 1: I have ordered nachos as a main course before Wow,
Speaker 1: just eat them by sending people off with my arms.
Speaker 1: What what's something that you think is underrated, Kaitlin?
Speaker 4: I hope this ages well because anytime I'm like, wow,
Speaker 4: this man who I like, I'll say that, and then
Speaker 4: like a year or some amount of time later, he
Speaker 4: turns out to be a awful person. So hopefully that's
Speaker 4: not the case for this person. But I think Wesley
Speaker 4: Snipes is underrated. I think he rocks, and I wish
Speaker 4: he had a more a career that was like still
Speaker 4: as illustrious as it was, you know, a few decades ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like the it really peaked in the like mid
Speaker 3: to late nineties, therefrohim. Yeah, but so clearly, you know,
Speaker 3: you don't consider being a tax cheat being a terrible person.
Speaker 1: Because that's why we stopped liking on this ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come, tax evasion, No, no, not our king.
Speaker 4: I if look, if I thought I could get away,
Speaker 4: and I'm also gonna regret saying this, but I if
Speaker 4: I could get away with tax evasion, because with the
Speaker 4: way the government's spending my money on too much military
Speaker 4: et cetera, I don't want to pay those taxes either.
Speaker 4: If they're gonna be you know, allocated to horrible shit.
Speaker 4: So I don't think that tax evasion is that bad
Speaker 4: of a crime.
Speaker 3: There, I see, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean that's that's
Speaker 3: my inner fed talking. Sorry, kind of been on a
Speaker 3: different one since earlier this week.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Did you know that his apartment was destroyed in the
Speaker 3: nine to eleven attack?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, no, yeah, it wasn't even in Manhattan.
Speaker 1: He was so upset.
Speaker 3: His apartment in New York was destroyed by the collapse
Speaker 3: of the World Trade Center twin towers.
Speaker 2: He was in the West Coast, kidding. Yeah, yeah, okay, Wesley.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't know, Like I feel like, what's
Speaker 3: your favorite Wesley Snipes film?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, well, I love Demolition mank you. And
Speaker 4: he's also so great in tuong Fu. Yeah, obviously Jackson
Speaker 4: his characters in which one?
Speaker 2: And wasn't it like Nazema Jackson?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then I've only seen the first Blade movie. I
Speaker 4: have to watch the others. But he's great as a
Speaker 4: you know, half vampire slash vampire hunter exactly. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: the scientific term.
Speaker 2: Thomised myself I wouldn't say this.
Speaker 1: But day Walker, he has a line in Blade, some
Speaker 1: motherfuckers are always trying to ice Skate up Hill that
Speaker 1: he According to the writer of that film, Wesley Snipes,
Speaker 1: just happened to be saying that. He overheard him using
Speaker 1: it in conversation and was like, well, your character should
Speaker 1: probably say that, right, that's really cool. That's just actual. Yeah, true,
Speaker 1: he is Wesley Snipes, both on and off camera. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
Speaker 1: back and talk about how Trump was just kidding on
Speaker 1: that tape. JK and we're back, and so beginning of
Speaker 1: the weeks and then leaked the tape where Trump was like,
Speaker 1: look at these Pentagon documents I gave They gave them
Speaker 1: to me. Isn't it bad that I'm showing them to you?
Speaker 1: Because I could have declassified them when I was president,
Speaker 1: but now I can't.
Speaker 2: And that's illegal.
Speaker 1: And the person he was talking to was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what did they say? They were like, yeah, there
Speaker 1: could be trouble.
Speaker 3: They're like, yeah, well now it's a problem.
Speaker 1: Now it's a problem, isn't that. Yeah, huh, can we
Speaker 1: get some cokes in here?
Speaker 4: That's interesting that's nothing, nothing but beef.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I think you SINGA So now, in
Speaker 1: an ABC interview that happened on his plane, he said
Speaker 1: he was holding up newspaper articles and magazine clippings while
Speaker 1: claiming they were classified documents to the person like so
Speaker 1: he was just doing And then he's like, I'm a'm messy.
Speaker 1: I'm a messy man. Look I have documents all over
Speaker 1: the place. Look at it. Look at my desk right
Speaker 1: here on the plane, and like was like, so I
Speaker 1: have things and being like, oh, look at this, it's classified.
Speaker 1: He said.
Speaker 3: At one point he goes, did I use the word plans?
Speaker 3: What I'm referring to is magazines, newspapers, plans of buildings.
Speaker 3: I had plans of buildings, you know, building plans. I
Speaker 3: had plans of a golf course.
Speaker 1: Ye, lots of plans. There are things that are called
Speaker 1: plans that can refer to anything.
Speaker 3: So you're so incoherent. You'll talk to somebody and say,
Speaker 3: Mark Millie wanted me to attack attack Iran, and here
Speaker 3: are the plans on how to do that. Look at
Speaker 3: that you see and they go ooh, here what you're saying?
Speaker 3: Those are just a golf Those are golf course schematics.
Speaker 1: Maybe Brevauh. To be honest with you, I don't think braggadosha,
Speaker 1: So it's bravado bravado, Yes, yeah. In addition to not
Speaker 1: passing any sort of logic test, like from a legal perspective,
Speaker 1: even if he was holding up newspaper articles like he
Speaker 1: is still making it clear that he recognized that he
Speaker 1: had classified documents from sharing them would be a problem.
Speaker 1: And then which I think previously his explanation was that
Speaker 1: he just like didn't know it was bad. And then
Speaker 1: also it just like who made this tape, wasn't it
Speaker 1: the people who were there made the tape, like won't
Speaker 1: aren't Doesn't that indicate that they are cooperating witnesses already
Speaker 1: and can be like no, he was he wasn't showing
Speaker 1: us a Time magazine with him on the cover.
Speaker 3: Because then it's like a non issue, like this dude's
Speaker 3: lost it. He said these were plans to I attack Iran,
Speaker 3: and he was holding a little flip book. That's where
Speaker 3: he was at. I think it's just I mean, you know,
Speaker 3: the CNN released them, but I think Trump leaked them.
Speaker 3: I think he's the one that leaked them. When you
Speaker 3: really think about it, because this is like he did
Speaker 3: the same thing with the Ukraine call. When all that
Speaker 3: was coming out, They're like, what was going on in
Speaker 3: that call? He goes before he was like get the
Speaker 3: transcripts out, look at the transcripts, and then he released
Speaker 3: them and everyone's like, this is.
Speaker 2: Fucking bad for you, bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think he has this pattern of like
Speaker 3: saying like wanting to just get the shit out there,
Speaker 3: so then he thinks he's getting ahead of it, but
Speaker 3: really it's just so incriminating that it just looks terrible
Speaker 3: on his part, and it just I don't know, follows
Speaker 3: that same logic path for him of being like they
Speaker 3: say it's bad, get the tapes out, and from like
Speaker 3: things I've been reading that like that evidence had been
Speaker 3: floating around his like legal team since like March, right,
Speaker 3: So I don't know, rather than being able to because
Speaker 3: right now all these doings like this, Jack Smith did
Speaker 3: this because he's bad and mean. But yeah, this this
Speaker 3: falls into the same pattern of here, this thing that
Speaker 3: doesn't exonerate me exonerates me.
Speaker 4: Is it like when serial killers like want to be caught.
Speaker 2: Right, please do me in, please take Like.
Speaker 4: When they call the you know, newspaper, and they're like,
Speaker 4: I've left a bunch of clues. I'm the Zodiac Killer.
Speaker 1: Oh did you not know about metadata?
Speaker 2: BTK guy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know how to block your number when you
Speaker 3: call a police station.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think like BTK killer got caught because he
Speaker 1: was like sending clues that were just had the metadata
Speaker 1: of like what computer that we're coming from, like attached
Speaker 1: to them. You were at first like, ah, he was
Speaker 1: doing that on purpose because he wanted to get caught,
Speaker 1: And then the deeper people looked, they were like, no,
Speaker 1: he was just dumb, like he didn't know that he
Speaker 1: thought he was smarter than he was, which always seems
Speaker 1: to be the case with the extremely wealthy and with
Speaker 1: with Trump in particular. But yeah, I do like the
Speaker 1: idea of him leaking them. It's it does. It's similar
Speaker 1: to like the guy who the submarine guy who's like
Speaker 1: telling all these lies about how safe the submarine was,
Speaker 1: but then like he got on the submarine, so like
Speaker 1: he told lies and then convinced himself with his lies
Speaker 1: that it was safe enough to go down there. So yeah,
Speaker 1: like yeah, I totally the only people that Trump is
Speaker 1: talking to on a day to day basis are yes, men, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just sick of fans surrounding. So it's totally plausible that
Speaker 1: he leaked it and was like this will show them.
Speaker 3: Well, it's the same way too, Like if on that
Speaker 3: tape he's like, look at this, He's like, I win
Speaker 3: my case, and peop were like yeah, because they were
Speaker 3: trying to insurrect you even before you were insurrected.
Speaker 2: They're like, what are you just.
Speaker 3: Saying back to him right now, Like it's just a
Speaker 3: bunch of nonsense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So and then you know, so articles are speculating
Speaker 1: this could signal his new legal strategy where he's claiming
Speaker 1: that he was showing different documents than he was, But
Speaker 1: it really feels like he's just telling lies that get
Speaker 1: him to the end of whatever conversation he's in at
Speaker 1: the moment. Yeah, like, yeah, that's as far in advance,
Speaker 1: he's just keeping the plates spinning base.
Speaker 3: That's what's kind of interesting, because I know, Jack, you've
Speaker 3: been talking a lot, I don't know if it was
Speaker 3: on mic or off Mike, just about his intent with
Speaker 3: keeping the documents and what that is and how confounding it.
Speaker 2: Is that he was like, what what is it?
Speaker 3: And then even now you're like, it may just be
Speaker 3: that this dude is just such a fucking braggart that
Speaker 3: he's like I gotta have these things too, And it's
Speaker 3: there a few people started writing articles about like how
Speaker 3: how is the prosecution like what are they going to
Speaker 3: say his intent is or whatever, and it's like it
Speaker 3: might just be as easy as this guy doesn't think
Speaker 3: the fucking rules apply to him and he likes to
Speaker 3: bandy about these like sensitive documents to like, wow people,
Speaker 3: he thought.
Speaker 1: It was a cool thing to have in his office.
Speaker 1: You know, we're in his bathroom.
Speaker 2: That's his new legal defense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're on her.
Speaker 2: He thought it would be a cool.
Speaker 3: Thing to have to show that's it.
Speaker 1: Like truly and like that that is kind of the
Speaker 1: most defensible interpretation. But it also does feel like it
Speaker 1: might be that stupid. It's just he thought this was cool, yeah,
Speaker 1: and was trying to impress women with it.
Speaker 3: What just shows like how he's in this phase right now.
Speaker 3: He's just going he's trusting his worst instincts and just
Speaker 3: doubling down on them right now, Like you'd imagine with
Speaker 3: all these trials going on or all this like legal
Speaker 3: jeopard he's in just to be like, just shut the
Speaker 3: fuck up or whatever. But he can't, and I think
Speaker 3: it's only making him a little Like you're just like
Speaker 3: with release potentially leaking this tape and how he's handling that,
Speaker 3: it just seems like he's all out of sorts. And
Speaker 3: even like with this Egene Carroll thing, like he's just
Speaker 3: going back to like, oh, you sue me, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: sue you, and you're like, but for what, dude, this
Speaker 3: doesn't even make sense, Like you're just giving your lawyers
Speaker 3: money for nothing right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, her saying the word rape sullied his otherwise sterling
Speaker 1: reputation after a jury had just found out that he
Speaker 1: sexually found that he sexually abused.
Speaker 3: Her, right and their splitting career like legal semantics basically yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: and this is all again, like I said at the top,
Speaker 3: this happened right after Egin Carroll won the five million
Speaker 3: dollars in the first defamation case. He did that town
Speaker 3: hall and just opened himself up for another lawsuit. And
Speaker 3: he's like, she's lying, she's a whack job. I don't
Speaker 3: even know her. It's not true. And then like, sir,
Speaker 3: you just got in trouble for saying this, Yeah, and
Speaker 3: she's like, and now she's coming for ten million dollars, which, yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe probably you can probably win that one too, But yeah,
Speaker 3: this is just all I think. It just shows that
Speaker 3: I think he's like in this place now where he
Speaker 3: has to just get one over or attack other people,
Speaker 3: and no one's even telling just maybe not this one.
Speaker 3: But I guess his lawyer's like, fine, we'll go to
Speaker 3: court and look even stupider than we already have to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talk food waste. There's there's always horrifying stats
Speaker 1: about just the amount of food that actually goes uneaten,
Speaker 1: like the food that's produced, Like forty percent of food
Speaker 1: is wasted in the United States.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of on Earth. So roughly one point three billion
Speaker 3: metric tons of food produced in the world goes uneaten. Yeah,
Speaker 3: forty percent of that is right here. It's approximately one
Speaker 3: hundred and thirty billion meals if you add it up,
Speaker 3: like what that means, but just from the United States
Speaker 3: waste alone, and then on top of it, transporting the
Speaker 3: uneaten food in the United States, this puts about the
Speaker 3: same amount of carbon dioxide emissions into the atmosphere as
Speaker 3: forty two coal fired power.
Speaker 1: Plants, so just like putting it in the trash and
Speaker 1: having them take the trash.
Speaker 2: And moving it around.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: H It's just it's a fucking like never ending cycle.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, fuck, like I'm definitely guilty of,
Speaker 3: Like you know, I can't tell you how many times
Speaker 3: I've had like a bag, like a third of a
Speaker 3: bag of broccoli florettes just fucking like dying in the
Speaker 3: back of my refrigerator and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like feeling into like broccoli jelly.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and like the bag is looking back at me.
Speaker 2: It was like we were rooting for you. I was like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm you know, I wasn't supposed to do this, but yeah.
Speaker 3: So apparently now there's a student at SMU like invented
Speaker 3: a way to monitor in real time of food has
Speaker 3: begun to spoil. And it's just about like monitoring pH levels.
Speaker 3: So if ol food has a higher pH level then
Speaker 3: normal like a normal range, that would indicate spoiled food
Speaker 3: because then like fungi, bacteria can like proliferate in those
Speaker 3: kinds of environments. So those sudden changes can help tip
Speaker 3: people off about to be like, oh there might be
Speaker 3: some food spoilage. And this student basically like created a
Speaker 3: strip that you could put into like food packaging.
Speaker 2: Like it's really small.
Speaker 3: It's not like some gigantic electronic thing, like just using
Speaker 3: you know, very simple electronics to measure like all of
Speaker 3: the concentrat of like hydrogen like in a in a
Speaker 3: given container or something like that. And you can picture
Speaker 3: a system where like these things are scanned, they send
Speaker 3: a measurement back to a computer, and you can begin
Speaker 3: to understand like, oh, this is about to spoil. This
Speaker 3: is fine, this has this much shelf life. And potentially
Speaker 3: i'd imagine like we're at home too, because there's times
Speaker 3: when in my mind I feel like I'll throw away things.
Speaker 3: Not all the time, but when I see like the
Speaker 3: expiration date, my first instinct is it's over. But then
Speaker 3: the immigrant mother who was yelled at me all my life,
Speaker 3: was like, smell it.
Speaker 4: First, Oh, yeah, that's what you've gotten.
Speaker 3: To and then I get up in it, and then
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, it's got that sulfuric smell.
Speaker 2: Then maybe it's gone.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I've eaten so much expired quote unquote expired,
Speaker 4: Oh for sure, dude. And I've also eaten food that
Speaker 4: definitely was expired and rotten. I was like, I can't
Speaker 4: throw this away.
Speaker 3: Oh, so you're on the other side, like you will,
Speaker 3: you will go down with the ship.
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 4: No, I mean it depends on dairy. No I won't.
Speaker 4: But like I mean, like definitely past its prime, avocados, bananas,
Speaker 4: like produce I'm more likely to to fuck with if
Speaker 4: it is actively rotting. Also, I think that most of
Speaker 4: the food waste that does get thrown out is actually
Speaker 4: uneaten nachos because they're too soggy and no one So
Speaker 4: you know, it all.
Speaker 1: Comes back to nacho waste. Just send them my way.
Speaker 2: Nacho waste is in its own category.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they actually don't count it.
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 3: It's the dark the dark side of food waste.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this definitely makes sense. It's always felt like when
Speaker 1: when you take a step back, like the idea that
Speaker 1: we just have this like estimate on the food packaging
Speaker 1: and then the only other option is like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe taste it, see if it makes you a little
Speaker 1: bit sick, right, and if it doesn't, then you can
Speaker 1: probably have a little bit more.
Speaker 3: Or just to optimize too, to know, like at a
Speaker 3: certain point of like moving produce to be like, actually,
Speaker 3: it needs to go to market now, and if it
Speaker 3: can't go to like a store, then send it to
Speaker 3: some kind of food pantry that can make use of
Speaker 3: the food, right, but just to get ahead of it
Speaker 3: rather than like, oh, the shipment arrived and it's all fucked. Yeah,
Speaker 3: got to throw it away now, send the trucks in
Speaker 3: to drive you know, forty two coal fired power.
Speaker 2: Plants worth of emissions across the well.
Speaker 4: There's that what's the thing, And there might be a
Speaker 4: few of them, but there's like a food delivery service
Speaker 4: food yeah and perfect Yeah, because like a lot of
Speaker 4: grocery stores won't sell food that they deem like ugly
Speaker 4: or if it's like misshapen, or if a carrot had
Speaker 4: like looks like a penis. You've seen those, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: they won't sell them in the grocery store. And then
Speaker 4: most of that food gets thrown away.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So there's all these things that we could be doing
Speaker 4: to eliminate food waste. And on the other end of it,
Speaker 4: I think that someone really needs to invent mister fusion
Speaker 4: from Back to the Future too.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, to use the food.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the food that is like does need to be
Speaker 4: thrown away we can recycle it and turn it into.
Speaker 3: All our all of our memories of the mister Fusion.
Speaker 3: On the back of that Dolorean is putting a banana
Speaker 3: peel in the mister Fusion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, banana peel, like maybe like a crumpled up napkin
Speaker 4: and then a can of I want to say, like
Speaker 4: Miller High Life or something.
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, the thing like it's also super like you
Speaker 3: know what I know in France, they they passed the
Speaker 3: law like in the last couple of years that's basically saying,
Speaker 3: like a SuperM like large grocery stores, it is illegal
Speaker 3: for you to throw food out.
Speaker 2: Like that's you have to donate it.
Speaker 3: Whereas like we see constant things like on TikTok you
Speaker 3: see like workers being like, look how much should we
Speaker 3: just threw away at Starbucks, like look at all this
Speaker 3: or grocery stores and things like that, and then we
Speaker 3: lock it up because we don't want people to access
Speaker 3: it because of this, that and the other. But I mean,
Speaker 3: there's so many ways to like optimize this. But you know,
Speaker 3: I think I think one one good step is for
Speaker 3: people just to have an idea of like when food
Speaker 3: is spoiling. Granted, this solution is for like a larger
Speaker 3: like industrial level, right, So two quick pitches.
Speaker 1: One that instead of being a subtle little strip, it's
Speaker 1: a countdown clock that makes a dramatic sound with every
Speaker 1: second that goes by, like the twenty.
Speaker 2: Twenty four it's like.
Speaker 1: And when you get within the last hour, it's like
Speaker 1: a really stressful countdown clock.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like in the in Lost when they have
Speaker 3: to put the numbers in the computer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they win too long.
Speaker 1: Like motherfucker, Like their fridge starts taking, starts shaking a
Speaker 1: little bit. Probably not cost effective, but if if they
Speaker 1: could figure it out. And then the other I thought
Speaker 1: you were going to say this with I guess you
Speaker 1: pitched mister fusion, probably a better idea, But I thought
Speaker 1: you're gonna say someone needs to invent a company that
Speaker 1: only sends out dick shaped carrots, because I did try
Speaker 1: and get venture for that.
Speaker 3: Stop trying to launch this business, Jack on the show.
Speaker 3: We've had to edit this out every time. You and
Speaker 3: I feel like we can't edit around it this time,
Speaker 3: but we're not.
Speaker 1: Who else is tired of using the carrot peeler to
Speaker 1: just peel it down so it looks exactly like a
Speaker 1: dick every time. What if the carrots already came in
Speaker 1: that shape, you know, and.
Speaker 3: And I would be the head of it, the philosopher
Speaker 3: King Renee Dick carrots like Descartes. It's a Cartesian thing.
Speaker 3: Don't worry about it anymore.
Speaker 1: Hero it carrot? Yeah anyway, But but are you? Are you?
Speaker 2: How are you with the food waste? Jack?
Speaker 1: I feel like I when I waste food, it's because
Speaker 1: of a personal fit, like a disconnect between my purchasing
Speaker 1: decisions and the act of like my actual ability have
Speaker 1: the energy to prepare the food when it comes time
Speaker 1: to Yeah, this made me like Google, there's a Mayo
Speaker 1: Clinic article seven ways to reduce food waste, and like
Speaker 1: they talk about just taking an inventory before you go
Speaker 1: to the store or just like generally simplest thing that
Speaker 1: I would tell every time I've overbought it was because
Speaker 1: I didn't like it inventory. Yeah, I overbuy butter so much,
Speaker 1: half full butter things. But yeah, I don't know butter
Speaker 1: and produce. I feel like I always I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have learned now, Like we used to buy these
Speaker 1: like tubs of mixed greens. It's like, well we're gonna
Speaker 1: eat some fucking salad. Salad. Everything every meal we eat
Speaker 1: is just gonna be a nice, fresh prepared salad as
Speaker 1: the base this week. Yeah, and I gave up on that,
Speaker 1: like you know, ten fifteen years ago.
Speaker 4: I think one of the things on that list should be,
Speaker 4: like have realistic expectations about what you're actually going to
Speaker 4: eat or have the energy to prepare because I'll buy
Speaker 4: a bunch of like six bananas in a bundle, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, let's be real, Caitlin, You're not going to
Speaker 4: eat a banana every day for six days in a row.
Speaker 4: You're just not that healthy.
Speaker 1: But know yourself, because our family has never had a
Speaker 1: banana spoil on us, like I think mainly because kids
Speaker 1: love bananas and like they're just a thing that they are,
Speaker 1: like the original snack food that has its own wrapping.
Speaker 1: You can just throw it in a backpack and you know,
Speaker 1: break it out.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize your children were minions.
Speaker 2: They are.
Speaker 3: My youngest is kind of a miniat bananas or something.
Speaker 1: What's minions?
Speaker 2: Love? But yanas Miles?
Speaker 1: But did you just ask.
Speaker 3: God, sir, why did I open my mouth?
Speaker 1: Just wait, you're gonna look back in three four years
Speaker 1: and be amazed.
Speaker 2: PM pre minion life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, but I think the
Speaker 3: one thing that like I've I've gotten better at doing
Speaker 3: is knowing when shit's gotten bad and then figuring out
Speaker 3: a way.
Speaker 2: To fucking throw it all together.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like the other day, I made a bunch of like
Speaker 3: I overbought taco meat, Like you know, I went to
Speaker 3: the Conte City, Like, I got like prepared carnisada and
Speaker 3: things like that. I thought a lot of people were
Speaker 3: gonna be eating. Half the people were like already eight.
Speaker 3: So I had all this like meat left over and
Speaker 3: like vegetables and things I was gonna grill. I just
Speaker 3: turned that into a big taco soup.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Soon I was smooth dodgs a waist bullet.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Soup and smoothies are the key to like when something's spoiling,
Speaker 1: When when the alarm starts going. I was like, and
Speaker 1: like the container starts shaking in in your refrigerator, it's
Speaker 1: time to get the blender out. It's time to get
Speaker 1: the you know, slow cooker out and just dump that
Speaker 1: in there. The male Clan, We'll link off to the
Speaker 1: male Clinic article in the footnotes because it also is
Speaker 1: like here's a basic soup recipe, Like just have these
Speaker 1: things on hand and you can always just dump like
Speaker 1: whatever your leftover things are into a pot with this
Speaker 1: stuff greens, throwing greens in a smoothie, like throwing the
Speaker 1: mixed salad in with like some bananas and berries and
Speaker 1: you know almond milk. That that works pretty well. It's
Speaker 1: a good way to just choke down some some saladtoothies hidden.
Speaker 4: When when you were like, oh, yeah, soups and shape
Speaker 4: and smoothies, I thought you were going to say that
Speaker 4: you should make a talk of smoothie. Yes, and then
Speaker 4: that reminded me of ham.
Speaker 1: Shake, ham shake.
Speaker 4: Cow back just an excuse to call back to hamshake hamshake.
Speaker 1: I mean, give us your recipes, folks, let us know
Speaker 1: specifically if you have a recipe for a hamshake.
Speaker 2: That he feels pretty good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and then
Speaker 1: we are going to introduce you to our favorite new
Speaker 1: niece of Tom Hanks.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back. Nice. What do you call that?
Speaker 1: Neo? Nice?
Speaker 2: I only speak Neponese, And we're back.
Speaker 1: And claim to fame. You know, sometimes you just got
Speaker 1: to hand it to the networks when they come up
Speaker 1: with a premise and it is like, you, guys, know
Speaker 1: what you're good at? This is that that you you
Speaker 1: have done a nice job with this one. This is
Speaker 1: a reality show I just became aware of where it's
Speaker 1: a bunch of people who are related to famous people
Speaker 1: and and they but that is like who they are
Speaker 1: related to is the secret. And then they're like they
Speaker 1: have to like game it out and try and guess
Speaker 1: who the other one is. And once somebody stands up
Speaker 1: in front of God and everyone in the panel, the
Speaker 1: non famous Jonas brothers who hosts the show and stand
Speaker 1: up and they say, I think your famous relative is
Speaker 1: If they guess it right, please, your ass is gone,
Speaker 1: miss though, are you gone? You come for the king's cousins,
Speaker 1: nephew you best not.
Speaker 3: Miss that's not miss You come for the King's wife's
Speaker 3: sisters niece on that side. Then yeah, but yeah, this
Speaker 3: show uh again this prepare yourself because as the writer's
Speaker 3: strike goes on, you're only going to start getting this
Speaker 3: unscripted like drama just spectacle bullshit. But this was quite
Speaker 3: the spectacle. How do we set this up?
Speaker 1: So it's the first episode of season two where you know,
Speaker 1: one of the early episodes of season two and nobody's
Speaker 1: been voted off yet and season two maybe and the
Speaker 1: first like for the first time in this season, maybe
Speaker 1: it's the first episode I have to assume for paising
Speaker 1: purposes as the first episode. Somebody says I think I
Speaker 1: got it, folks, and stands up across from a young
Speaker 1: woman and says, I think your famous relation is Tom Hanks.
Speaker 1: And they then turned to the screen and it is
Speaker 1: revealed she is the niece of Tom.
Speaker 3: Hanks and therefore eliminated from the show.
Speaker 1: And then we get a great, a great moment of.
Speaker 2: Just a measured response, I think.
Speaker 1: A measured response from her. What wow, she's walking well, no.
Speaker 3: Freaking freaking bench the freaking poster of the Working Force?
Speaker 5: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 3: She's upset because one of the clues was about like
Speaker 3: one clue was that the like there was a movie
Speaker 3: poster that featured a bench, and she's.
Speaker 2: Like, why would you do that? Fucking benches? That's what
Speaker 2: she's screaming about. Benches right now?
Speaker 4: Okay, scream she scream she screamed, she screamed, why why beds?
Speaker 5: There's literally no references benches on any other movie.
Speaker 1: Even Gabriel found out.
Speaker 5: Anybody been like smart.
Speaker 1: That's cold.
Speaker 2: They show Gabriel, I didn't even get.
Speaker 5: I did not have that level of drama for the
Speaker 5: first guess off on my claim to fame, Bingo.
Speaker 2: Card, I don't deserve it more camera time. I to
Speaker 2: be here longer, and we're only on guess off number one.
Speaker 4: I think the right choice was made.
Speaker 2: No one.
Speaker 3: No one expected that no one.
Speaker 4: Wanted more screen time so that she could be not
Speaker 4: just the niece of Tom Hanks. She is she trying
Speaker 4: to be the next Tom Hanks.
Speaker 1: I feel like every relative goes on this show, being
Speaker 1: like one day Tom Hanks is probably gonna go on
Speaker 1: this show and people are gonna be like, I don't
Speaker 1: know who who that loser is related to, and then
Speaker 1: it'll be revealed to me and everyone will be.
Speaker 3: Like, whoa, you're more screen time? That is such a
Speaker 3: like as someone who is watching people raise kids, like
Speaker 3: I'm seeing how that this form of behavior has probably
Speaker 3: been happening forever.
Speaker 2: Like just like be like I should have got this.
Speaker 2: You'd be like, no, you.
Speaker 3: Came on it show, Okay, this isn't We're not talking
Speaker 3: about human rights here, came on a game show where
Speaker 3: you were using what little leverage you had to make
Speaker 3: yourself appealing to a television network to get on a show,
Speaker 3: and guess what the context of it was. People are
Speaker 3: gonna try and guess who you're related to, and you
Speaker 3: had your you had your moment there.
Speaker 1: I don't deserve this. I should have had more care,
Speaker 1: I should have more camera time. Is just a two
Speaker 1: sentence summation of a whole, like forty of the population.
Speaker 3: I feel like, yeah, not a great look, not a
Speaker 3: great look, but hey, we love to see this. And
Speaker 3: again this is probably, like I'm sure after like this
Speaker 3: clip is going like viral on the internet, Like yes, okay,
Speaker 3: if we just get a bunch of people to embarrass
Speaker 3: themselves in their real lives and a reality show, maybe
Speaker 3: we don't need writers and this is our new entertainment.
Speaker 2: Weird shodenfreude.
Speaker 1: So I had him melt down.
Speaker 4: The irony now is that this is her claim to fame.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this melt Yeah, you are going to get more
Speaker 3: camera time. Yeah, this clip will be played over and
Speaker 3: over and over again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you'll be known as the scary person who
Speaker 4: had a complete breakdown because you didn't didn't get to
Speaker 4: compete at any challenges on a show that most of
Speaker 4: us didn't even know existed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think that's the irony is that had
Speaker 3: you not done this, honestly, we wouldn't even known you
Speaker 3: were on the show. So in a way, you did
Speaker 3: help yourself.
Speaker 4: So maybe she's actually a genius and this is all
Speaker 4: a very calculated thing.
Speaker 2: What could her next step? What could her next move be?
Speaker 1: I have to say I do think it's a It's
Speaker 1: an easy clue, and I have to think that the
Speaker 1: producers of the show.
Speaker 2: Were like, all right, we gotta get her out of here.
Speaker 1: Burn the dead weight. She's kind of not fun to
Speaker 1: watch on camera, but that this is the best use
Speaker 1: of someone who's not fun to watch on camera.
Speaker 2: Know she is fun to watch?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's what they fucked up. Actually, yeah, so
Speaker 1: this is the producers of this show fucking up. Her
Speaker 1: response after the episode, she posted on Instagram. So I
Speaker 1: had a meltdown, Say what you want. I'm not spoiled
Speaker 1: or entitled or crazy. I can just be a little
Speaker 1: expressive and vocal, shall we say. Deflecting from the moment
Speaker 1: you step in the house is not easy when everyone
Speaker 1: already suspects who you are. I just it's I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: so funny, Like the premise of the show is so
Speaker 1: funny because this is the first time she's ever been
Speaker 1: around a group of strangers, and like probably a lot
Speaker 1: of these people have ever been around a group of
Speaker 1: strangers where they haven't found and a bit like found
Speaker 1: a way. Her life skill is finding a way within
Speaker 1: three seconds to seamlessly drop that she is the niece
Speaker 1: of Tom Hanks right right right by marriage to her mom,
Speaker 1: who is Rita Wilson's sister.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't realize Rita Wilson's name was not Reata.
Speaker 3: I'm just like looking and I'm just like trying to
Speaker 3: look learn more about this family. Her name is Margarita Ibrahimoff.
Speaker 3: There you go, and she's like a Greek. She's Greek,
Speaker 3: and I think her father is like Albanian. But anyway,
Speaker 3: it's just like and then also, this is what's funny
Speaker 3: to think that this woman and Chet Hanks are.
Speaker 1: Cousins, Yes, which tracks.
Speaker 3: What's that fucking what? What are these parts? What are
Speaker 3: these events like? Because I've seen two people now. Colin
Speaker 3: Hanks seems the most put together of all the marriage. Yeah, obviously, yes,
Speaker 3: let's not let's not mix that up. But yeah, now
Speaker 3: to see the the Wilson cohort.
Speaker 1: Coming is strong. That strong.
Speaker 3: I think specific those genetics are the ones that are
Speaker 3: popping off.
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, I would watch a show with this
Speaker 4: niece whatever her name is, still don't even know and
Speaker 4: Chad Hanks just like hanging out and being scary.
Speaker 1: Okay, more of her response. My uncle is awesome and
Speaker 1: he has known and experienced my tantrum since I was
Speaker 1: a kid. He would actually imitate me have a meltdown
Speaker 1: as a kid. That's like, you can't really, that's kind
Speaker 1: of self awareness here. It's kind of like mean spirited
Speaker 1: for Tom Hanks to be imitating a child having a meltdown.
Speaker 1: It suggests that it was like really like noticeable and
Speaker 1: like someone was like, someone's gotta do something, like how
Speaker 1: do we I know it's not a good look, but
Speaker 1: I really wanted to play along with the rest of
Speaker 1: the cast. Hope I made you laugh at least until
Speaker 1: I make you dot dot dot laugh again. Ah with
Speaker 1: the hashtag justice for Carly Cool No, No, no, were
Speaker 1: you serious?
Speaker 2: Fuck you No, you don't know? Justice mother that justice
Speaker 2: for Carly shit, she really she really is.
Speaker 3: She really thinks the world is against So that's what's beautif. Wow,
Speaker 3: But then there is something to like thinking of, like
Speaker 3: your tantrums are so bad. Adults were like coming out
Speaker 3: of their character to mock you, you.
Speaker 2: Know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Like I wonder if Tom Hanks is like, you know,
Speaker 3: actually I feel a little bad that I went on.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, I want and you know, I shouldn't
Speaker 2: have done that. I shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 3: But he's like, she does she just does this every time, Rita,
Speaker 3: she does it every time. I don't know what's going
Speaker 3: on or what your sister tells her.
Speaker 1: He's using his powers of acting to like try and
Speaker 1: put up a mirror in front of a child.
Speaker 3: Oh no, right, this is what you look like right now.
Speaker 1: Like just I just want to like give it back
Speaker 1: to you. See if like maybe seeing it on grown
Speaker 1: man like that come together for you that this is
Speaker 1: unacceptable behavior. But because he doesn't recognize that, like her
Speaker 1: whole life is that she is Tom Hanks's niece. Therefore,
Speaker 1: like that interaction becomes formative. Yeah, therefore she and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my thing. Actually, people think it's hilarious when I
Speaker 1: just like, go off, Are you and your uncle close? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean like he mocks me all the time, like
Speaker 3: we're so close.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 4: I'm speechless.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, there's really not much else to say,
Speaker 3: but I wish you luck, Carly, not justice, but luck. Yes,
Speaker 3: And I feel like some startup company will find some weird,
Speaker 3: niche way to put her in an ad campaign. I
Speaker 3: think that's gonna be the heights, the highest heights. She's
Speaker 3: gonna hit with this, right, like a tissue company.
Speaker 1: I feel like we've already forgotten about, like you just
Speaker 1: did this story. I just watched the clip for the
Speaker 1: fourth time today. I couldn't pick her out of a crowd,
Speaker 1: to be honest with you, But yeah, maybe they will,
Speaker 1: I hope not Reeve said that her ever affable uncle
Speaker 1: was aware of her plans to appear on the show
Speaker 1: ahead of time and even approved of it, explaining that
Speaker 1: he was just like, best of luck. That's awesome. I
Speaker 1: don't know, that's like a full throated endorsement of the plan. No,
Speaker 1: luck is usually a pretty.
Speaker 3: That's a nicer saying fuck you. Yeah, best of luck
Speaker 3: is the most polite way of saying fuck you, oh
Speaker 3: for real, well, best of luck? Yeah, fuck you, go ahead.
Speaker 3: And I think that's what's interesting, Like you know that
Speaker 3: he probably didn't necessarily need to approve, like legally. She
Speaker 3: was probably just being like, I don't want to embarrass you,
Speaker 3: but I have to do this because of my un ending,
Speaker 3: you know, desire for attention or celebrity status. And he's
Speaker 3: just like, I don't go ahead, man, if you just
Speaker 3: want if you want people to fucking see who you
Speaker 3: really are, yeah, good, best of luck, and how you
Speaker 3: think you probably even like, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: Some influencer, marketer agent, and she's gonna reach out to
Speaker 1: her uncle and be like, hey, my people actually wanted
Speaker 1: to reach out see if there's like something we could
Speaker 1: do together uncle Tom.
Speaker 2: I feel like he's.
Speaker 1: Lucky as always, such a pleasure having you on the show.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff.
Speaker 4: It is my pleasure to be here. Thank you so
Speaker 4: much for having me. You can follow me on the
Speaker 4: various hell websites, slash social media platforms such as Twitter, Instagram,
Speaker 4: and even TikTok waiting TikTok. Yeah, I did try to.
Speaker 4: I was trying to have a presence there for a while,
Speaker 4: and by that I mean about five days and then
Speaker 4: I gave up. But I'll go back to it sometime anyway,
Speaker 4: across all platforms. You can follow me at Caitlindurante and yeah,
Speaker 4: that's uh, that's that.
Speaker 1: Is there a work of media? Sorry meeting, I'm plu.
Speaker 1: What are It's gonna go to waste? So I got
Speaker 1: I gotta eat it on the store.
Speaker 3: Always eat at the end of the show.
Speaker 1: I know, man, because I'm burning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, coloric intake, gotta up it.
Speaker 1: Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is a movie that came out a few
Speaker 4: months ago, but if you have a chance to see it,
Speaker 4: I imagine it'll be on a streaming platform soon. But the
Speaker 4: movie How to Blow Up a Pipeline? Yeah, I really
Speaker 4: enjoyed and I think people should check it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 1: Is it so in theaters? I don't think theaters near you.
Speaker 1: Check it out. If it's streaming, check it out. It's
Speaker 1: really good. Miles Where can people find you? Is there
Speaker 1: a work of media you've.
Speaker 3: Been Yeah, yeah, there is actually at miles of gray
Speaker 3: on those websites with the at little symbols. Also, if
Speaker 3: you like basketball, check Jack and I out on Miles
Speaker 3: and Jack got Mad Boosties. And also if you like
Speaker 3: trash reality shows, ones that are actually a little bit
Speaker 3: better than Claim to fame, like ninety Day Fiance, come
Speaker 3: check out four twenty Fiance with Sophia Alexandra and I.
Speaker 3: Let's see works and media. It's really once we started
Speaker 3: talking about the grimace shake in those TikTok videos, so
Speaker 3: many of y'all have been tagging Jack and I more
Speaker 3: TikTok videos and people having the grimmace shake, and I'm
Speaker 3: just just all of that, the whole wave. Like now
Speaker 3: there's write ups now about being like the new TikTok
Speaker 3: trend is this grimace shake thing. Just I love seeing that,
Speaker 3: Like us as older people were like, there's something weird
Speaker 3: about this, and that's good to see that. Gen Z
Speaker 3: and the younger people were like, this is where we're
Speaker 3: taking it. Because one of the latest ones, I was
Speaker 3: just like it looked like paranormal activity.
Speaker 1: Yeah with that one, So.
Speaker 3: All the all the grimmest shake content, that's what I'm
Speaker 3: That's what I'm laughing.
Speaker 2: At right now.
Speaker 4: And send me your ham shake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's right, that's what's next. You can find
Speaker 1: me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien a tweet I've
Speaker 1: been in it. First of all, have you ever seen
Speaker 1: his movie Nashville? You ever heard about that? I had not. No,
Speaker 1: I had heard of it, but I hadn't actually watched it.
Speaker 1: And it's very good. Robert Altman's Nashville. So check that out.
Speaker 1: Norm Charlatan tweeted sixteen dollars worth of insight here and
Speaker 1: just a screencap of a Twitter interaction between two blue
Speaker 1: check marks and then a non blue check mark. Dale
Speaker 1: Partrid said prediction, if they ever remake The Sandlot, there
Speaker 1: will be a girl on the team. She will play
Speaker 1: the hero figure and she will hit the home run
Speaker 1: to win the game. And then another blue check mark
Speaker 1: comes in. Vicar of Christ comes in and says, not
Speaker 1: only that, but all the guys will be total losers
Speaker 1: and she will have to single handedly win the game
Speaker 1: for them all. And then Ben k came in and
Speaker 1: was like, unclear if you're accidentally or ironically describing the
Speaker 1: plot of Bad News Bears, a movie that's nearly fifty
Speaker 1: years old. Oh woke, shit is out of control?
Speaker 3: Oh manial, Yeah, it was hit you.
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Speaker 1: well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles,
Speaker 1: what's the song? So you think people might enjoy it?
Speaker 3: Oh, I've been playing this on and off behind the scenes,
Speaker 3: and I've been I just love Nia Archives. We did
Speaker 3: a Georgia Smith remix of a NEA Archives track I
Speaker 3: think at the end of the last week, and there's
Speaker 3: a dropped a new track on us called Off with
Speaker 3: Your Heads w I V Y A h E A
Speaker 3: d Z. And it's basically a remix of the Yeah
Speaker 3: Yeah Yeas track heads will roll where you hear Karen's saying, Oh,
Speaker 3: but it's just a straight up jungle remix and it's
Speaker 3: it goes hard. Yeah, it's like a hard ray version,
Speaker 3: but it's just I don't know, great energy. So check
Speaker 3: it out. Off with your Heads Neia Archives, check it
Speaker 3: out all right.
Speaker 1: We will link off to that in the footnotes. The
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