WEBVTT - Earwax: Live With It

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to you Stuff you should know front House Stuff

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<v Speaker 1>the other day if we feel like we're running out

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<v Speaker 1>of things topics, clearly we are because we're recording on

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<v Speaker 1>your way exactly. What did you tell him look for

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<v Speaker 1>that sometimes it feels a little like, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>what are we gonna do? But there's gazillions of topics

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<v Speaker 1>in the world at least, and gazillions of scientific that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that? How many zeros? Is that a real number?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't think it is. Let's say nine,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a real number if you're eight years old, but

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<v Speaker 1>watch it probably is a real number. Yeah, I think, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>a jillian is a real number. A bazillion jillian definitely is.

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<v Speaker 1>I would guess gazillion is by now I might actually

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<v Speaker 1>look that up. I mean, there's just like a handful

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<v Speaker 1>of mathematicians who are in charge of naming that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of stuff, you know. So, chuckers, while you're looking that up,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have ear wax? Um? Do you have a

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<v Speaker 1>problem you're wax? None? No, I don't either. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't say so. Um. It is a little distressing, though,

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<v Speaker 1>even though we will find out it is awesome and

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<v Speaker 1>exactly how it's supposed to work. When it just sort

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<v Speaker 1>of falls out of your ear onto your shoulder. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's ideal. Actually, yeah, because ear wax in your

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<v Speaker 1>physiology in general doesn't care about what social group you're

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<v Speaker 1>a part of. Nope, it's just like, here's some ear

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<v Speaker 1>wax on your shoulder. Deal with it. Although and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't look up why this is true? Apparently in northeastern

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<v Speaker 1>Asian countries like Korea and China, um they they're ear

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<v Speaker 1>wax is a little different. They're more likely to have

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<v Speaker 1>the dry ear wax UM, which can be hard and

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<v Speaker 1>red to black in color, which sounds gross and flaky

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<v Speaker 1>or pale yellow, whereas here we have that um, nasty,

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<v Speaker 1>gooey orange e mess wet ear wax. That is what

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<v Speaker 1>it's called. Yes, and the reason why actually is because

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<v Speaker 1>of the ABC living gene. That why, Yeah, they isolated

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<v Speaker 1>the gene that there was a reason causes the type

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<v Speaker 1>of ear wax that you get. And it turns out

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<v Speaker 1>that they say the w UM mutation is um or

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<v Speaker 1>the D mutation dry ear wax is recessive. So the

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<v Speaker 1>only way to get dry ear waxes if both of

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<v Speaker 1>your parents have dry ear wax, both carry the D

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<v Speaker 1>gene or D mutation of the ABC levan gene. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I have both. Most people have our w D sea.

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<v Speaker 1>So you have to get to D alleles to dry

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<v Speaker 1>ear wax alleles to have dry ear wax yourself. If

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<v Speaker 1>you have a W in a D or two W

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna have wet And for some reason I have both.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't you like one ear is dry and the other's wet. No,

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<v Speaker 1>like sometimes you know, if I get the old cotton

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<v Speaker 1>swab out, which now you're introducing something way beyond genetics.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not even apo genetics, that's human intervention. The point is,

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<v Speaker 1>if I get the cotton swab out, that's when I'll

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<v Speaker 1>get out the orange wet stuff. But um, I'll also

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<v Speaker 1>have the dry, flaky stuff that falls out sometimes probably,

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<v Speaker 1>I would guess. And I'm no ceremon expert, I'm no seaminisd.

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<v Speaker 1>Now what's the what's the word? Uh? Actually looked it

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<v Speaker 1>up for someone who studies this. It has to have

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<v Speaker 1>to do with ceremon m. I can't find it now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so Seamonius doesn't ringing a bell. No, it's wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't find what it is. Sorry, Okay, Well the

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<v Speaker 1>person who said, I'm not a person who studies ear wax.

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<v Speaker 1>But what I would guess is that when you're when

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<v Speaker 1>you're digging in there, you're getting to the fresher ear wax,

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I think. And then as it works itself

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<v Speaker 1>further and further out your ear, which is the natural process,

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<v Speaker 1>it's exposed to drier air, that ambient air, and it

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<v Speaker 1>drives out and flakes off, which is what it's supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to do. So I don't think you have both. I

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<v Speaker 1>think if you have both, the stuff inside your ear

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<v Speaker 1>would be dry, would be dry as well. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well that makes sense. Um, So what ear

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<v Speaker 1>waxes or uh ceramon c E R U M E

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<v Speaker 1>N is the scientific name, but I'm sure they call

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<v Speaker 1>it wax. It's the third chubby angel. Now, that's cerebum um.

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<v Speaker 1>It is made up of secretions of a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>little specialized glands uh in the skin on the outer

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<v Speaker 1>third of the ear canal. Yes, um, so you have

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<v Speaker 1>your sebaceous glands and they're gonna secrete in these names

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<v Speaker 1>all sounds so growth really, but they're perfect for describing

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<v Speaker 1>what they are. Yeah, yeah, um, they secrete sebum as

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<v Speaker 1>E V m uh. And then you have um an

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<v Speaker 1>apocrene sweat gland that's modified that produces uh yeah, it combines,

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<v Speaker 1>it combines with the sebum, and that's where you get

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<v Speaker 1>your ceremony. And so see them in and of itself

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<v Speaker 1>is fairly normal. If you like, take your fingertip and

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<v Speaker 1>rub it alongside where your nose folds into your face.

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<v Speaker 1>That's well if if your stuff is at all oily,

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<v Speaker 1>the oil is see them. So apparently it mixes in

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<v Speaker 1>in your ear with the the that kind of apicrene

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<v Speaker 1>gland like you said, to form ceramon, which is its

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<v Speaker 1>own thing. It's not just see them, but all of

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<v Speaker 1>it is basically fatty, oily lipid e um compound that's

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<v Speaker 1>secreted by these glands in the skin cells, specialized glands. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>about six keratin, which is a protein. And then like

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<v Speaker 1>you said, the fatty acids, you've got dead skin cells, um,

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<v Speaker 1>hair follicles, dead bugs, little bugs. Yeah, lots of stuff

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<v Speaker 1>that comes out in this and like you, like you

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<v Speaker 1>said dust it probably dust mites then too. And like

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<v Speaker 1>you said, um, it's produced in the inner third of

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<v Speaker 1>the outer ear outer one third of the ear canal um.

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<v Speaker 1>And when it's produced in there, it's migrates outward thanks

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<v Speaker 1>to um the motion of the ocean. Right and you

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<v Speaker 1>talking and chewing. Yeah, I couldn't figure out, like how

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<v Speaker 1>does your ear wax move, But it's just from jaw movement.

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<v Speaker 1>Normal jaw movement moves the old or the newer stuff

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<v Speaker 1>outward and as it's coming out, all the gunk and

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<v Speaker 1>stuff that's protected your ear from are moved out with it.

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<v Speaker 1>So the stuff that flakes off and falls on your shoulder, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>that everybody points and laughs at at the at the party, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>that is filled with all the stuff that your ear

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<v Speaker 1>reax caught along the way. It's a it's a beautiful,

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<v Speaker 1>elegant process. Probably was beautiful, um, aspect of the entire

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<v Speaker 1>human experience. Well, I think you're making a joke, but

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<v Speaker 1>I really do think that. Like it's the little things

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<v Speaker 1>like that about Like I'm amazed about the function of

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<v Speaker 1>the brain and of course the organs and all that,

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<v Speaker 1>but just something as simple as that mechanical talking and

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<v Speaker 1>chewing will work ear wax out of your ear. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just so basic, and I think it's awesome and I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's really cool. Actually, I know. To me, I

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<v Speaker 1>agree with you. Um. So some people produce a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of this. Um. I was gonna say gross stuff. But

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<v Speaker 1>have you seen Paddington the movie? Yeah? No, I heard

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<v Speaker 1>it was really good. It's very good, super super cute,

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<v Speaker 1>really well done. Why did you see that? Just because

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<v Speaker 1>it's a cute movie? Really yeah? Um, solid in theaters

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<v Speaker 1>and everything. UM, please tell me you took you me yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And as a matter of fact, it was just me

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<v Speaker 1>and you, me and the whole theater. But if it's

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<v Speaker 1>just you and no kids, then it's like somebody you

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<v Speaker 1>might want to call that they did. I'm just a

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<v Speaker 1>Paddington fan, um, but I am now So anyway, Um,

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<v Speaker 1>there is a part where there's a part featuring ear

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<v Speaker 1>wax in Paddington. It's it does not celebrate the beau

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<v Speaker 1>of ear wax. It's the exact opposite. And actually you

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<v Speaker 1>mean was like god or it was really gross but

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<v Speaker 1>just awesome. So anyway, Gussie Gussie Paddington. Is that a spoiler? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so, maybe for like a five year

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<v Speaker 1>old you know. Um, So, like I said, some people

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<v Speaker 1>produce a lot of the stuff. Um, some people don't

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<v Speaker 1>produce as much, and they don't really know why, but

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<v Speaker 1>they do know that sometimes stress and anxiety, um can

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<v Speaker 1>increase production of your wax, which makes interesting hormones, hormones

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<v Speaker 1>affected your glands go off. It also said that some

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<v Speaker 1>drugs can increase your ear wax production. And I looked

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<v Speaker 1>all over and can you find the drugs? But if

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<v Speaker 1>stress and anxiety does hiahuasca, I imagine yeah, or cocaine

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<v Speaker 1>would probably make you produce more ear wax or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, when you put that stuff in your ear, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>or something that makes you like to your jaw lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sure, that could probably get more ear wax out. Yeah. Interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>I never thought about that. I couldn't find any anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>Um is gross, as you might think ear wax as

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<v Speaker 1>though it actually is a great thing for your body.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's a very good reason, uh why you have it,

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<v Speaker 1>because there are four main functions that your ear wax

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<v Speaker 1>is going to serve my friend. Uh. One of them

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<v Speaker 1>is it creates an acidic environment. That's great, that kills

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<v Speaker 1>helps kill bacteria and fun Guy. Oh even better, number two,

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<v Speaker 1>Um it is, Well, that's that's a big deal too,

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<v Speaker 1>because your ear, your inner ear, like that is really

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<v Speaker 1>a place where fungus and bacteria would thrive because it's

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<v Speaker 1>moist and dark, and you know what we always say

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<v Speaker 1>about moist dark places, fun Guy thrives, that's right. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is is, it doesn't seem like that be

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<v Speaker 1>a big problem to have fun Guy in your ear,

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<v Speaker 1>but it would because it would affect things like your balance, nausea,

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<v Speaker 1>ear aches. Um, it just wouldn't be good so the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that earwax produces in a cidic environment alone makes

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<v Speaker 1>earwax a beautiful thing and to be celebrated. So if

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<v Speaker 1>we did, we could just stop there. We could, but

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<v Speaker 1>you can go on. Like you said, there's four and

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<v Speaker 1>that was just one quarter of these these benefits that

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<v Speaker 1>your ex pistos. Secondly, it is a lube. Um. It

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<v Speaker 1>lubricates your ear can basically to keep it from drying out.

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<v Speaker 1>And um, you know you don't want the inner ear

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<v Speaker 1>becoming all like itchy and dry and craggedy, and you

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<v Speaker 1>want to hear something weird that I've a new personal

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<v Speaker 1>hygiene thing I have to do as of yesterday, starting yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>something I'll probably have to do my whole I have

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<v Speaker 1>to moisturize not ears. Now. I thought you gonna say,

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<v Speaker 1>heir inside the ear. I was like, I have been

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<v Speaker 1>doing that for a while. It's getting I got a

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<v Speaker 1>little fro inside ear fro yeah, but no, like taking

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<v Speaker 1>moisturizer and like rubbing on my ears because I got

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<v Speaker 1>a haircat yesterday and like my ears were exposed and

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden, I'm like, wait, why is like

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<v Speaker 1>there a streak of white on my ear? And they're

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<v Speaker 1>bright red, and I realized, like, my ears are chapped,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is brand new or else. I just noticed it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm an ear moisturizer. Now, yeah, you had that

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<v Speaker 1>seventies uh ear muff hairstyle cut off of your ears

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<v Speaker 1>so your ears were exposed. Yeah, it was pretty seventies,

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't well. I was growing my hair out to to

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<v Speaker 1>create like a blank slate of you know that could

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<v Speaker 1>be worked with. It was kind of longish for you.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really long and it it was that seventies

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<v Speaker 1>like ear muff thing wasn't quite It was getting there.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks good, very nice. Thanks. Did that make you uncomfortable? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I was fishing for that the whole reason I brought

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<v Speaker 1>that story. You looked either sheepish or really uncomfortable with

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit both. Alright, gotcha? Alright. Number three on

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<v Speaker 1>top four things that earwax does, Uh is your ceremon

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<v Speaker 1>and your hair just like let him exactly. Um, it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna discover just uh everyone's worst nightmare, which is spider

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<v Speaker 1>crawling in there, which I covered. Uh, you know that

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<v Speaker 1>happened to Emily. I think I talked about that on

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<v Speaker 1>one of the shows that was genuinely one of the

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<v Speaker 1>most awesome things that I've ever experienced, because it did

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<v Speaker 1>not happen to me. Wasn't there a picture? Didn't you

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<v Speaker 1>post a picture of it or something like that? Um No,

0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:26.360
<v Speaker 1>but there I think I I posted a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>a happening to some woman in China. I think that

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<v Speaker 1>was frightening, And it was a picture of a spider

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<v Speaker 1>looking out of the woman's ear canal right, yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but Emily's if people haven't heard this story, it was

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was in the middle of the night

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<v Speaker 1>or something. She was like, I got this weird fluttering

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<v Speaker 1>in my ear and I don't know what's going on

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<v Speaker 1>in there. And I was like, well, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>took in the bathroom and trying to light and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, holy crap. And the spider I think work.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't it with the flash flight? Remember like, if you

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<v Speaker 1>look at your I don't know, did the did They're

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<v Speaker 1>saying yes, yes, okay, so there you go. Well, all

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<v Speaker 1>I remember thinking is only I don't want to have

0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:04.960
<v Speaker 1>to break this to you, but you have a spider

0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:10.000
<v Speaker 1>in your ear? You didn't like chloroformer first? I should have. Yeah,

0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:12.640
<v Speaker 1>she was not excited about that. She was not pumped,

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<v Speaker 1>but so, well, what was the process for getting it out? Well,

0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:19.720
<v Speaker 1>I've looked on the internet super quickly, um to see

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<v Speaker 1>how and they said to flush it out and um,

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<v Speaker 1>just like a little warm. Oh my gosh, you did

0:14:26.040 --> 0:14:28.440
<v Speaker 1>use tweezers. Yeah, And I put the water in there

0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:30.840
<v Speaker 1>and it kind of um loosened it up, and went

0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:32.360
<v Speaker 1>in there and got the tweezers and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>look at this. How big was it? Oh? I mean

0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:38.320
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't huge, but it was It was enough spider

0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:42.320
<v Speaker 1>for her taste. Yeah, more than enough, right, dude, it was.

0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:45.800
<v Speaker 1>I can't imagine that some people like sleep with vesseline

0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:49.960
<v Speaker 1>in their ears to keep bugs from crawling in. Yeah,

0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:52.720
<v Speaker 1>like that is a thing. Yeah, I mean people don't

0:14:52.760 --> 0:14:55.360
<v Speaker 1>want bugs in their ears. No, but that's taken. I

0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.800
<v Speaker 1>mean that's just parents severe paranois. I think if you're

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<v Speaker 1>sleeping that your muffs are vesselly in your ears, you know,

0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:04.560
<v Speaker 1>your moss. I thought about that, you all right? And

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<v Speaker 1>number four finally is um, your ear wax is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>trap some dead skin and hair cells and basically all

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<v Speaker 1>of that junk to carry it back out to keep

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<v Speaker 1>it clean. So it sounds sort of counterintuitive to trap

0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:21.640
<v Speaker 1>that stuff, but it's trapping it so it can carry

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<v Speaker 1>it out. And if you didn't have your wax, it

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<v Speaker 1>would just go in there, right, And if you chew

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<v Speaker 1>things like celery and you talk, then that your wax

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<v Speaker 1>is going to work its way out in a slow

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<v Speaker 1>process where all this stuff is cleaned out and you

0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:38.280
<v Speaker 1>don't ever have to do anything with it under ideal circumstances.

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<v Speaker 1>Not always are circumstances ideal, And we'll talk about how

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<v Speaker 1>things can go wrong after this, Okay, Chuck's so ideally

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to ever think about ear wax or

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<v Speaker 1>anything like that to brush it off your shoulder, right.

0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:10.360
<v Speaker 1>But um, for some people, ear wax can build up

0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:13.480
<v Speaker 1>and become impacted, a lot of times it's because people

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<v Speaker 1>mess with it, like with cotton swabs on a stick.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you may have seen the advertisement on the

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<v Speaker 1>Big Game. You're just called cotton swabs, right, yeah, okay, Um,

0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:28.840
<v Speaker 1>so when uh, if you use that, a lot of

0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:31.360
<v Speaker 1>people use those to clear out their ear wax. Right,

0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:34.920
<v Speaker 1>you're supposed to know it's doing the exact opposite, because

0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:39.960
<v Speaker 1>your ear wax is um created and moves from the

0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:44.720
<v Speaker 1>outside third of your inner ear um. When you rub

0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:48.520
<v Speaker 1>cotton swab on it, you're actually pushing it in further

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<v Speaker 1>than it's supposed to be and it it can't get

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<v Speaker 1>out is easily there. So what you're going to do

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<v Speaker 1>eventually is have ear wax build up. Yeah, And it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's so hard to get people to not do that

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<v Speaker 1>because is it's so um rewarding when you get out

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<v Speaker 1>of the shower and use that swab and you get

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<v Speaker 1>that orange kunk and you're like, oh man, I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>glad that's out of my body. But it's it's got

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<v Speaker 1>a purpose. Leave it there. You're supposed to leave it there.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus there's I mean, using cotton swabs can lead to

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<v Speaker 1>other kinds of dangers, like you can push too hard

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<v Speaker 1>and prefer your ear drums. I think it really is true.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not supposed to put anything larger than the end

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<v Speaker 1>of a football in your ear um. You can also

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<v Speaker 1>clean it too much. It can result in something called

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<v Speaker 1>swimmers ear. We're basically for people who spend a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of time in pool. Their ears are constantly irrigated and

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<v Speaker 1>the canal becomes basically free of um of ear wax,

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<v Speaker 1>and as a result, bad things can happen. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>they say, if you do have swimmers, ere um, put

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<v Speaker 1>a few drops of an acidic slightly acidic, not acid

0:17:58.840 --> 0:18:03.960
<v Speaker 1>like hydrochloricas. Let's put a gallon drome. What is a

0:18:04.040 --> 0:18:08.240
<v Speaker 1>slightly acidic fluid? I wonder, Uh, lady, lemon juice, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I would guess, That's probably what I would do.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope we're not advising something that's really nat. No.

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<v Speaker 1>As a matter of fact, maybe you should go look

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<v Speaker 1>up what you should put in there or go to

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<v Speaker 1>your doctor. Yes, but they advised some slightly acidic fluid

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<v Speaker 1>in the ear after you swim, and that established re

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<v Speaker 1>establishes what should be a normal acidic environment. Yeah, because

0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:29.359
<v Speaker 1>you when you strip out that ear wax, you lose

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<v Speaker 1>those big four benefits and all of a sudden, your

0:18:31.760 --> 0:18:34.600
<v Speaker 1>ear is dry and cracky, and you've got fungus and

0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:37.439
<v Speaker 1>bacteria growing in there, and you get ear infections and

0:18:37.480 --> 0:18:41.960
<v Speaker 1>it's not fun. The big four um you and back

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<v Speaker 1>to creating a build up of ear wax, you get

0:18:44.720 --> 0:18:48.679
<v Speaker 1>what's called ceramon impaction, and that is when like you

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<v Speaker 1>have a bunch of ear wax pressed against your ear

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<v Speaker 1>drum and it can result in all sorts of stuff

0:18:55.760 --> 0:19:01.840
<v Speaker 1>like headaches, nausea, ear aches, coughing for some reason. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>and that can be from using Q tips. People who

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<v Speaker 1>use hearing aids run into this a lot. Uh. And

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<v Speaker 1>when your ceremony becomes impacted, you have to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the doctor. That's right. Which my sweet wife had to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the doctor when she was a little girl

0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:22.080
<v Speaker 1>because ear wax impaction. Yeah, and uh she said it sucked. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>when you go to the doctor if it comes to that, Um,

0:19:24.320 --> 0:19:27.840
<v Speaker 1>they're gonna have quite a few techniques that could use. Um,

0:19:28.000 --> 0:19:31.840
<v Speaker 1>you're syringing is one of them. And then comes painful.

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<v Speaker 1>It does. I don't think it is, though. I bet

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually quite a relief. Yeah, that's not how I

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<v Speaker 1>hear it. Really is it painful? Yeah? Umi says it

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<v Speaker 1>really is not fun. Well, I didn't know if that

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<v Speaker 1>was like a five year old Umi or well yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but even as an adult she remembers it as not

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<v Speaker 1>being very fun. Is Paddington Jumi? Maybe that's why she

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<v Speaker 1>had such a reaction. Maybe, Um, they'll use other instruments.

0:19:55.560 --> 0:19:58.199
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes you use a microphone or I'm sorry, a microscope.

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<v Speaker 1>That'd be weird to magn to find the ear canal.

0:20:01.240 --> 0:20:07.359
<v Speaker 1>They shout into it to shatter your ear ax. Um,

0:20:07.400 --> 0:20:11.720
<v Speaker 1>and some people have a more narrow ear canal, or

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<v Speaker 1>if you have a perforated ear drum or something that

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<v Speaker 1>can be a problem. Um. Basically you want to go

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<v Speaker 1>to a doctor. You could try some home methods like

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<v Speaker 1>peroxide or maybe mineral oil. Yeah, apparently warm mineral oil

0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:26.480
<v Speaker 1>kind of breaks it up a little bit. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>used to. That's one of my most pleasing memories as

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<v Speaker 1>a kid when I had ear aches, as my mom

0:20:30.520 --> 0:20:33.720
<v Speaker 1>would like heat up mineral oil and put in my arrows.

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<v Speaker 1>But that was nice, felt really nice. It's very warm.

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<v Speaker 1>And when for some reason, I like the feeling of

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<v Speaker 1>water closing my ear, like when I get into a pool.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I'll but probably because of that. Yeah maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>so I didn't think about that. Do you like that

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<v Speaker 1>or what? I just you just like crawling into the field.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is Chuck just floating in the pool like a baby? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>I no, I've never had much of an affinity for

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<v Speaker 1>water in my ears because some people hate it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't hate it. I don't like it. Yeah, And like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'll bang on the side of my head

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<v Speaker 1>if it feels like there's like a drop of water

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<v Speaker 1>in there. Does that work? Uh? It can not always.

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<v Speaker 1>I think normally the water just has to dry. Sometimes

0:21:18.560 --> 0:21:21.520
<v Speaker 1>I get dizzy in my head, hurt. I used to

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<v Speaker 1>see when I lifeguarded. I would see swim team members

0:21:23.680 --> 0:21:25.520
<v Speaker 1>do that though, and I was always like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if that just doesn't seem right. Once in a

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<v Speaker 1>while it does and it just goes and all of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden you can hear normally. Again. Interesting. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>see the reason for this though, but they did. Um

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<v Speaker 1>in this one article I saw have caution people against

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<v Speaker 1>ear irrigation if you had diabetes. What? Yeah? Why? I

0:21:47.760 --> 0:21:50.919
<v Speaker 1>have no idea. I meant to follow up on that.

0:21:51.000 --> 0:21:53.560
<v Speaker 1>So we don't know what drugs cause an increase in

0:21:53.600 --> 0:21:56.280
<v Speaker 1>ear wax build up, and we don't know why if

0:21:56.280 --> 0:22:00.879
<v Speaker 1>you have diabetes you shouldn't do ear can irrigation. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. They said not to use irrigation if you

0:22:03.520 --> 0:22:06.520
<v Speaker 1>have a perforated ear drum. Yeah, I get that tube

0:22:06.520 --> 0:22:11.600
<v Speaker 1>in the ear drum A weekend immune system or diabetes. Huh,

0:22:12.000 --> 0:22:14.280
<v Speaker 1>have no idea. I don't have to follow up on

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<v Speaker 1>social media and let people know. Um, But they do

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<v Speaker 1>say if you do want to clean your ear. It's

0:22:19.560 --> 0:22:22.760
<v Speaker 1>not like you can't clean your ears, but just wash

0:22:22.800 --> 0:22:25.400
<v Speaker 1>your external ear with a cloth. But you should never

0:22:25.800 --> 0:22:29.680
<v Speaker 1>stick something into your ear canal right, it's just no good.

0:22:29.680 --> 0:22:34.360
<v Speaker 1>But it's interesting that the cotton swab businesses huge. I mean,

0:22:34.359 --> 0:22:37.040
<v Speaker 1>they've made a if you think about it, they made

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say it's they shouldn't be selling

0:22:41.240 --> 0:22:44.040
<v Speaker 1>these things now, I know what you mean, though, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>apparently that I couldn't find out how much um people

0:22:48.160 --> 0:22:50.800
<v Speaker 1>spend on cotton swabs every year or how many are produced.

0:22:50.920 --> 0:22:54.280
<v Speaker 1>We couldn't find out that either. But for two thousand eleven,

0:22:54.480 --> 0:22:58.399
<v Speaker 1>apparently Americans spent sixty three million dollars on ear cleaning stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>home ear cleaning stuff, and I am doing a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of that went to cotton swabs, but also like home

0:23:04.400 --> 0:23:07.399
<v Speaker 1>irrigation kits and stuff like that. Yeah, because you can

0:23:07.440 --> 0:23:09.800
<v Speaker 1>get those at the drug store, right, and those are fine?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, yeah, I don't know. I mean, everything is

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<v Speaker 1>upside down right now. Well, no, I think the irrigation

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<v Speaker 1>is fine if you don't fall into one of those

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<v Speaker 1>categories that I mentioned, because you're not sticking an object

0:23:23.240 --> 0:23:25.280
<v Speaker 1>into your ear. That and then if you don't do

0:23:25.359 --> 0:23:28.240
<v Speaker 1>it too frequently to where you're stripping the ear wax

0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:30.840
<v Speaker 1>out of your ear right, because it's not like that

0:23:30.920 --> 0:23:33.639
<v Speaker 1>thing just replenishes overnight. Guys, I know, and you know

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<v Speaker 1>I used the cotton swabs, not a lot, but occasionally.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not gonna do it anymore. But it is,

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, it's it feels so good to get

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<v Speaker 1>a big hunk of that stuff out. Yeah, I've never

0:23:44.520 --> 0:23:47.240
<v Speaker 1>been into those. Ye, I'm not gonna do it anymore.

0:23:47.240 --> 0:23:48.919
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell the only two. I'm gonna burn all

0:23:48.920 --> 0:23:51.159
<v Speaker 1>that stuff. All I do is I take some soap

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<v Speaker 1>and lather at my hands, do the outside of my ears,

0:23:54.480 --> 0:23:57.240
<v Speaker 1>and then, like I guess, I just kind of follow

0:23:57.320 --> 0:23:59.280
<v Speaker 1>the contours the inside of my ears. And I'm trying

0:23:59.320 --> 0:24:01.600
<v Speaker 1>to remember, like do I go into my ear canals?

0:24:01.640 --> 0:24:05.120
<v Speaker 1>And I think I intuitively stop with your fingers, yeah,

0:24:05.160 --> 0:24:07.400
<v Speaker 1>and about the outside, so I don't really go into

0:24:07.400 --> 0:24:10.040
<v Speaker 1>the ear canal and then rinse it out and get

0:24:10.040 --> 0:24:14.160
<v Speaker 1>off and get out of the shower. And then now I, um,

0:24:14.280 --> 0:24:20.720
<v Speaker 1>I moisturized my ears afterward, is the last step. That's great. Um.

0:24:20.840 --> 0:24:22.800
<v Speaker 1>The other thing too, that they of course you should

0:24:22.800 --> 0:24:25.439
<v Speaker 1>never ever do. Like cotton swabs is one thing, but

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<v Speaker 1>like a car key or bobby pin or like a toothpick,

0:24:29.520 --> 0:24:31.439
<v Speaker 1>what is wrong with you? I don't know that you

0:24:31.440 --> 0:24:33.479
<v Speaker 1>should never ever stick something like that in your ear

0:24:33.520 --> 0:24:36.919
<v Speaker 1>because you're just asking for trouble, big trouble. Um. All right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>after this break we are going to talk about you're candling.

0:24:56.320 --> 0:24:59.800
<v Speaker 1>All right, So Chuck, you teased everybody with ear candling.

0:24:59.840 --> 0:25:03.480
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you tell everyone what that is? It's hokem okay,

0:25:04.000 --> 0:25:07.639
<v Speaker 1>describe the hokem well ear candling. And a lot of

0:25:07.640 --> 0:25:08.959
<v Speaker 1>people don't know this, I think. I think a lot

0:25:09.000 --> 0:25:10.600
<v Speaker 1>of folks say, like, oh my gosh, it's the best

0:25:10.640 --> 0:25:15.120
<v Speaker 1>thing ever. Um. It is also known as auricular candling

0:25:15.200 --> 0:25:17.960
<v Speaker 1>or coning, and it is a procedure once you put

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<v Speaker 1>a cone shaped um waxy cone shaped device in the

0:25:21.160 --> 0:25:25.000
<v Speaker 1>ear canal um and it's got usually a plate underneath

0:25:25.040 --> 0:25:28.640
<v Speaker 1>it between the cone in your ear, and you light

0:25:28.680 --> 0:25:32.399
<v Speaker 1>it on fire. And supposedly what it does is that

0:25:32.480 --> 0:25:35.280
<v Speaker 1>you stick the thing in your ear and then light

0:25:35.320 --> 0:25:38.119
<v Speaker 1>it on fire. Yeah, supposedly what it does is it

0:25:38.119 --> 0:25:43.119
<v Speaker 1>creates a vacuum to pull out um impurities. Right because

0:25:43.480 --> 0:25:48.240
<v Speaker 1>the flame supposedly needs oxygen, while the flame definitely needs

0:25:48.240 --> 0:25:51.760
<v Speaker 1>oxygen to burn, and it's getting its oxygen by sucking

0:25:51.800 --> 0:25:54.439
<v Speaker 1>it out of the ear canal through the cone, hence

0:25:54.480 --> 0:25:56.560
<v Speaker 1>creating a vacuum. And as it does, like you said,

0:25:56.560 --> 0:25:59.840
<v Speaker 1>it sucks out impurities and ear wax and supposedly also

0:26:00.119 --> 0:26:04.800
<v Speaker 1>clears your sinuses, um, clears the the plaque out of

0:26:04.840 --> 0:26:08.560
<v Speaker 1>your um den drites and all sorts of stuff like that. Yeah.

0:26:08.560 --> 0:26:12.639
<v Speaker 1>This one article by Lisa roe uh Rosen, m D.

0:26:13.280 --> 0:26:15.159
<v Speaker 1>Said she went to and this was in the nineties,

0:26:15.160 --> 0:26:17.719
<v Speaker 1>but she went to a Discovery expo in Atlanta and

0:26:17.720 --> 0:26:19.679
<v Speaker 1>said that they had ear candle ers there and one

0:26:19.720 --> 0:26:22.359
<v Speaker 1>of the exhibitions and the lady said that ran the

0:26:22.359 --> 0:26:25.280
<v Speaker 1>booth quote it cleans the whole head, brains and all

0:26:25.359 --> 0:26:31.560
<v Speaker 1>they're all connected, you know, Oh yeah end quote. UM.

0:26:31.680 --> 0:26:33.480
<v Speaker 1>And of course it was in Atlanta. I'm like, oh great,

0:26:34.240 --> 0:26:37.199
<v Speaker 1>although that doesn't necessarily mean that could be anyway. You're right,

0:26:37.800 --> 0:26:39.920
<v Speaker 1>but um, there is there are a lot of people

0:26:39.960 --> 0:26:43.199
<v Speaker 1>that think, you know, it's um, it's a cleanse for

0:26:43.240 --> 0:26:46.000
<v Speaker 1>your ear, and it does connect to your brain and

0:26:46.040 --> 0:26:48.359
<v Speaker 1>it clears your head, and it's a spiritual thing and

0:26:48.680 --> 0:26:50.440
<v Speaker 1>you know, they don't know where exactly it came from,

0:26:50.480 --> 0:26:55.800
<v Speaker 1>but uh, China and ancient Tibet and yeah, pre Columbian

0:26:55.920 --> 0:26:59.840
<v Speaker 1>South America, Atlantis. Yeah, they all are cited as places

0:26:59.840 --> 0:27:01.640
<v Speaker 1>where it might have happened. Yeah, no one has any

0:27:01.680 --> 0:27:05.119
<v Speaker 1>idea where this stuff originated. Could have been created in

0:27:05.160 --> 0:27:08.840
<v Speaker 1>the US and the seventies for all anybody knows. Should

0:27:08.840 --> 0:27:12.120
<v Speaker 1>we read some of the things that supposedly helps. Yeah,

0:27:12.200 --> 0:27:14.240
<v Speaker 1>we should probably also say if you haven't been able

0:27:14.280 --> 0:27:17.440
<v Speaker 1>to tell by now, um, science is thoroughly debunked. Ear

0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:21.160
<v Speaker 1>candling um. And this is from that article. There's something

0:27:21.160 --> 0:27:24.840
<v Speaker 1>that Dr Rosen and some of her colleagues got together

0:27:24.840 --> 0:27:28.480
<v Speaker 1>and kind of step by step took down the idea. Yeah,

0:27:28.520 --> 0:27:31.320
<v Speaker 1>there's a list of like forty things. We won't go

0:27:31.359 --> 0:27:35.320
<v Speaker 1>to them all, but release vertigo, clears the eyes, purifies

0:27:35.440 --> 0:27:40.680
<v Speaker 1>the blood, um aids sinusitis, relieves ear aches, opens and

0:27:40.760 --> 0:27:45.920
<v Speaker 1>aligns in your chakra, releases blocked energy, reduces stress, intention

0:27:46.760 --> 0:27:50.800
<v Speaker 1>stabilizes your emotions. Um, it does none of that, because

0:27:51.600 --> 0:27:54.959
<v Speaker 1>it is it is just been proven to be an

0:27:55.000 --> 0:28:00.320
<v Speaker 1>outright not only fraud but dangerous right. So, and here's

0:28:00.320 --> 0:28:04.320
<v Speaker 1>why so. Um. The first one is that you can't

0:28:04.359 --> 0:28:07.640
<v Speaker 1>pass liquids and gases through an ear drum that isn't

0:28:07.640 --> 0:28:12.720
<v Speaker 1>perforated or ruptured um. So it's not sucking anything out

0:28:12.800 --> 0:28:17.679
<v Speaker 1>of your inner ear, or your um lymph system, or

0:28:18.280 --> 0:28:21.080
<v Speaker 1>your sinuses or your brain. That's where your ears pop

0:28:21.280 --> 0:28:23.640
<v Speaker 1>when you're in a plane. Right, If if you could

0:28:23.640 --> 0:28:25.560
<v Speaker 1>pass air through there, that wouldn't happen. There would be

0:28:25.600 --> 0:28:29.000
<v Speaker 1>no atmospheric pressure going on. Right, So that means that

0:28:29.160 --> 0:28:32.080
<v Speaker 1>sticking an ear candle in your outer ears not going

0:28:32.119 --> 0:28:35.520
<v Speaker 1>to suck anything out because it can't pass through. That's

0:28:35.520 --> 0:28:41.080
<v Speaker 1>that's point one, right, that's point one. Point two is oxygen. Uh, well,

0:28:41.480 --> 0:28:44.960
<v Speaker 1>it will create that vacuum and and suck out the impurities. Yeah,

0:28:45.000 --> 0:28:49.160
<v Speaker 1>and that is just not true. Yeah apparently and it

0:28:49.240 --> 0:28:51.960
<v Speaker 1>and Yeah, doing trials of ear candles, they weren't able

0:28:52.000 --> 0:28:55.840
<v Speaker 1>to um create a vacuum in any of them, So

0:28:56.000 --> 0:29:00.720
<v Speaker 1>there's no vacuum created, that's right. Uh. There's also uh

0:29:01.080 --> 0:29:04.640
<v Speaker 1>the idea that if a vacuum were created, it would

0:29:04.640 --> 0:29:08.720
<v Speaker 1>suck impurities out. Apparently after ear candling some of these,

0:29:09.880 --> 0:29:13.480
<v Speaker 1>at least one of the same trials studied the stuff

0:29:13.560 --> 0:29:16.520
<v Speaker 1>the residue that was found afterwards, like I guess in

0:29:16.560 --> 0:29:18.960
<v Speaker 1>the stump of the ear candle. Well yeah, and that's

0:29:18.960 --> 0:29:21.720
<v Speaker 1>what people point to because there's all this gunk and

0:29:21.720 --> 0:29:23.360
<v Speaker 1>they're like, look at all this stuff that came out

0:29:23.360 --> 0:29:25.480
<v Speaker 1>of my ear. Oh my god. Right, So what it

0:29:25.520 --> 0:29:27.920
<v Speaker 1>turns out to be is ash from the ear candle

0:29:28.000 --> 0:29:30.480
<v Speaker 1>and left over wax from the ear candle, but not

0:29:30.640 --> 0:29:34.720
<v Speaker 1>just ear candle, not ear whax, just the candle residue. Yeah,

0:29:34.720 --> 0:29:38.040
<v Speaker 1>like they tested the substance that is not cerebumay in

0:29:38.080 --> 0:29:41.400
<v Speaker 1>any former fashion. Uh, the what about the idea that

0:29:41.440 --> 0:29:44.400
<v Speaker 1>it's safe and effective. I think we took care of

0:29:44.440 --> 0:29:48.440
<v Speaker 1>the effective part, but the safe thing, apparently there's a

0:29:48.440 --> 0:29:50.960
<v Speaker 1>lot of injuries you can get from it. Um that

0:29:51.520 --> 0:29:54.960
<v Speaker 1>you can be burned is one thing. Um, you can

0:29:55.120 --> 0:29:59.160
<v Speaker 1>perforate your ear drum, you can get infections. Um, you

0:29:59.200 --> 0:30:03.000
<v Speaker 1>can get built up of the candle wax to replace

0:30:03.120 --> 0:30:05.680
<v Speaker 1>whatever wax you think you're getting out. Yeah, it could

0:30:05.720 --> 0:30:08.760
<v Speaker 1>have the reverse effect exactly. And then um, one woman

0:30:08.840 --> 0:30:11.680
<v Speaker 1>actually died from a fire that was caused in two

0:30:11.680 --> 0:30:14.320
<v Speaker 1>thousand five from ear candling. I looked it up. She

0:30:14.440 --> 0:30:17.040
<v Speaker 1>was doing it, I guess by herself on her bed

0:30:17.600 --> 0:30:20.160
<v Speaker 1>and the ear candle fell out of her ear and

0:30:20.200 --> 0:30:22.760
<v Speaker 1>caught her bed sheets on fire. And she made it

0:30:22.760 --> 0:30:25.040
<v Speaker 1>out of her house fine, but she was asthmatic and

0:30:25.160 --> 0:30:29.160
<v Speaker 1>had an asthmatic reaction to the smoke and died. How

0:30:29.160 --> 0:30:32.000
<v Speaker 1>did happen that fast? I don't know. I guess she

0:30:32.080 --> 0:30:37.000
<v Speaker 1>had some bunch of bed sheets or something of like

0:30:37.240 --> 0:30:42.280
<v Speaker 1>some flammable material. Um, there is a company I won't

0:30:42.360 --> 0:30:44.840
<v Speaker 1>name the company, but one company that made it. And

0:30:44.880 --> 0:30:48.200
<v Speaker 1>if you it came with a seventy five page manual

0:30:48.240 --> 0:30:51.080
<v Speaker 1>and a thirty minute video tape. I guess this is

0:30:51.080 --> 0:30:54.200
<v Speaker 1>a while ago. It was a video tape and candles

0:30:54.200 --> 0:30:57.440
<v Speaker 1>and plate guards and flame retarded cloths and oil and

0:30:57.480 --> 0:31:02.000
<v Speaker 1>then uh otoscope. And if you read the flyer with

0:31:02.040 --> 0:31:05.400
<v Speaker 1>this kit, it says, quote it supplies you with everything

0:31:05.400 --> 0:31:07.959
<v Speaker 1>you need for a safe and effective session of entertainment

0:31:08.760 --> 0:31:12.000
<v Speaker 1>right for entertainment purposes only because apparently, I think it

0:31:12.040 --> 0:31:15.440
<v Speaker 1>says that Canada regulates those things. Are the US does

0:31:15.480 --> 0:31:18.280
<v Speaker 1>those medical devices? If they make any health claims? Yeah,

0:31:18.280 --> 0:31:21.680
<v Speaker 1>I think they're illegal in Canada outright. Um, or at

0:31:21.760 --> 0:31:23.600
<v Speaker 1>least they were. I'm not sure if they still are,

0:31:23.640 --> 0:31:28.640
<v Speaker 1>but um, yeah, the f d A won't even I mean,

0:31:28.720 --> 0:31:31.680
<v Speaker 1>you can't make any kind of claim on the box

0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:33.680
<v Speaker 1>if you if you get an ear candle at your

0:31:33.720 --> 0:31:37.000
<v Speaker 1>little health food store, just read it carefully. They can't

0:31:37.000 --> 0:31:40.360
<v Speaker 1>make any claims for entertainment purposes because it's a hoot

0:31:41.200 --> 0:31:42.840
<v Speaker 1>to put a candle in your ear and light it

0:31:42.880 --> 0:31:45.760
<v Speaker 1>on fire. There was one other thing I came across

0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:48.800
<v Speaker 1>in the articles you sent me, Um, and I don't

0:31:48.800 --> 0:31:52.160
<v Speaker 1>know if it's true, but it sounds fantastic that if

0:31:53.000 --> 0:31:55.760
<v Speaker 1>if you could create a vacuum with an ear candle,

0:31:56.520 --> 0:31:59.560
<v Speaker 1>the negative pressure created by the vacuum would rupture your

0:31:59.560 --> 0:32:03.000
<v Speaker 1>ear drop them right, which sounds pretty awesome. Yeah. I

0:32:03.040 --> 0:32:04.680
<v Speaker 1>don't know if it's true. It wasn't backed up with

0:32:04.680 --> 0:32:06.560
<v Speaker 1>a source or anything like that. I couldn't find it

0:32:06.560 --> 0:32:09.920
<v Speaker 1>anywhere else, but it's pretty hilarious. Yeah, So don't ear

0:32:09.960 --> 0:32:12.600
<v Speaker 1>candle people. And if you write in and say no,

0:32:13.200 --> 0:32:15.720
<v Speaker 1>you should see the stuff that comes out. It is

0:32:15.760 --> 0:32:19.240
<v Speaker 1>not your ear wax. You should put that stuff beneath

0:32:19.240 --> 0:32:22.120
<v Speaker 1>the gas chromatograph and see what you think. I mean,

0:32:22.200 --> 0:32:25.800
<v Speaker 1>it's proven. This is like what was we talked about recently,

0:32:25.840 --> 0:32:28.720
<v Speaker 1>the crop circles. Man, we got eat from that to

0:32:28.880 --> 0:32:33.440
<v Speaker 1>people like no, it's not proven. What was it. I

0:32:33.480 --> 0:32:36.440
<v Speaker 1>think it was that Oklowa's crop circles. When we're like, no,

0:32:36.600 --> 0:32:39.040
<v Speaker 1>they've proven that. These guys came out and said we

0:32:39.640 --> 0:32:41.640
<v Speaker 1>made it up. No, I know what they were saying though,

0:32:41.680 --> 0:32:44.320
<v Speaker 1>like it. It's just like we were talking about with ESPs.

0:32:44.440 --> 0:32:48.120
<v Speaker 1>Because you can disprove right, right, some of it doesn't

0:32:48.120 --> 0:32:50.880
<v Speaker 1>mean that this proves all of it. Except with crop circles.

0:32:51.720 --> 0:32:53.160
<v Speaker 1>We should come up with the stuff. You should have

0:32:53.160 --> 0:32:56.880
<v Speaker 1>a T shirt. Friends don't let friends ear candle. Yeah, yeah,

0:32:56.880 --> 0:32:59.280
<v Speaker 1>I just love your ear wax. Yeah, let it fall

0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:01.280
<v Speaker 1>out on your shoulder and let someone point it out

0:33:01.320 --> 0:33:04.400
<v Speaker 1>and you say that's nature baby, Yeah, it's because I

0:33:04.440 --> 0:33:09.040
<v Speaker 1>eat celery. Uh. If you want to know more about

0:33:09.080 --> 0:33:13.040
<v Speaker 1>your wax, you can type the word into the search

0:33:13.080 --> 0:33:15.080
<v Speaker 1>bar at how stuff works dot com. I think we

0:33:15.120 --> 0:33:18.680
<v Speaker 1>have it done as one word maybe uh yeah, uh

0:33:18.720 --> 0:33:20.800
<v Speaker 1>and uh, I said search bar, which means it's time

0:33:20.800 --> 0:33:25.320
<v Speaker 1>for listening to mail. I'm gonna call this ice cream

0:33:25.360 --> 0:33:27.280
<v Speaker 1>follow up. We've got a lot of good stuff on

0:33:27.320 --> 0:33:30.840
<v Speaker 1>ice cream. People really liked that episode. Hey guys, I'm

0:33:30.880 --> 0:33:35.080
<v Speaker 1>a student at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities. Started

0:33:35.080 --> 0:33:38.000
<v Speaker 1>listening to your podcast just this week, and I'm officially hooked.

0:33:38.560 --> 0:33:40.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm listening to your podcast on ice cream. That's really

0:33:40.600 --> 0:33:42.720
<v Speaker 1>interesting because I've worked in an ice cream parlor for

0:33:42.760 --> 0:33:46.200
<v Speaker 1>the last five summers. Wilson's opened in nineteen o six

0:33:46.240 --> 0:33:48.240
<v Speaker 1>and it's still going strong today, one of the most

0:33:48.280 --> 0:33:51.880
<v Speaker 1>famous restaurants in Wisconsin. Uh. There are definitely different types

0:33:51.880 --> 0:33:54.840
<v Speaker 1>of vanilla ice cream. We use two types, French or

0:33:54.880 --> 0:33:58.960
<v Speaker 1>deluxe vanilla and purple vanilla. The label on this other

0:33:59.080 --> 0:34:02.920
<v Speaker 1>vanilla is purple. We use purple vanilla for shakes and

0:34:02.960 --> 0:34:05.560
<v Speaker 1>malts because it's less rich allows for the flavor of

0:34:05.560 --> 0:34:08.000
<v Speaker 1>the shaker malt to be more distinguished. He saw French

0:34:08.040 --> 0:34:10.880
<v Speaker 1>vanilla and ice cream cone Sundays and floats, and you

0:34:10.920 --> 0:34:13.080
<v Speaker 1>mentioned having root beer floats. Reminded me of an interesting

0:34:13.120 --> 0:34:16.120
<v Speaker 1>thing that I've noticed. People often get offended when they

0:34:16.200 --> 0:34:19.319
<v Speaker 1>order a black cow and we have to ask them

0:34:19.360 --> 0:34:22.360
<v Speaker 1>what it is. That's because almost everyone has a different

0:34:22.360 --> 0:34:25.399
<v Speaker 1>idea of what a black cow consists of. Some say

0:34:25.400 --> 0:34:28.600
<v Speaker 1>that it's a root beer float. Some say that it's

0:34:28.600 --> 0:34:31.080
<v Speaker 1>a root beer float with chocolate ice cream. Some say

0:34:31.080 --> 0:34:33.520
<v Speaker 1>it's a coke float, some say it's a blended root

0:34:33.560 --> 0:34:36.759
<v Speaker 1>beer float, etcetera, etcetera. Somehow they all got labeled as

0:34:36.800 --> 0:34:40.520
<v Speaker 1>black cow. Thanks for giving them me more ice cream knowledge.

0:34:40.560 --> 0:34:43.360
<v Speaker 1>I'll actually be able to answer customers now when they

0:34:43.400 --> 0:34:45.880
<v Speaker 1>ask what the difference between ice cream and frozen yogurt is?

0:34:46.560 --> 0:34:49.640
<v Speaker 1>And that is from Andrea Nelson and she says, ps,

0:34:50.040 --> 0:34:52.600
<v Speaker 1>those nasty, cheap cones with the flat bottoms are known

0:34:52.640 --> 0:34:56.520
<v Speaker 1>as cake cones. Yeah, I saw that afterwards. Don't order

0:34:56.600 --> 0:34:59.799
<v Speaker 1>them ever there. I mean, if you had Jason's Delhi

0:34:59.840 --> 0:35:03.040
<v Speaker 1>and that's all they got, oh, is they have the

0:35:03.040 --> 0:35:07.799
<v Speaker 1>free ice cream? Right? Huh? Yeah? And that's how it was.

0:35:07.840 --> 0:35:10.880
<v Speaker 1>Like the day that we recorded ice Cream and I

0:35:10.880 --> 0:35:13.120
<v Speaker 1>couldn't remember the name of the count I think I

0:35:13.239 --> 0:35:17.040
<v Speaker 1>ended up going that night and there was cake cone.

0:35:17.600 --> 0:35:19.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, yes, cake cone. Somebody else called it

0:35:19.960 --> 0:35:22.440
<v Speaker 1>a wafer cone, but I think that's just wrong. I

0:35:22.520 --> 0:35:24.759
<v Speaker 1>see where that would come from, because it's wafer esk. Yeah,

0:35:24.800 --> 0:35:27.200
<v Speaker 1>I mean it makes sense, but I've never seen it

0:35:27.200 --> 0:35:30.040
<v Speaker 1>called that before, and that's too close to waffle cone, right,

0:35:30.480 --> 0:35:33.560
<v Speaker 1>you know, right? It makes people confused. So thanks to

0:35:33.719 --> 0:35:36.719
<v Speaker 1>Andrea Nelson for that one. It Thanks Andrea. If you

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