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425
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Speaker 1: all good. Don't worry, We've updated our records. You're gonna

426
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Speaker 1: be fine. So but for a couple of days there,

427
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Speaker 1: I was like, oh crap. I mean, I'll never vote

428
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Speaker 1: for the Heisman and these other stupid things. This is

429
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Speaker 1: my this is my award to vote for. You would

430
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:11,639
Speaker 1: never vote for the Heisman. Well, the Heisman is a

431
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,719
Speaker 1: very elitist thing, and you got to know people and

432
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Speaker 1: all that stuff. You gotta have somebody that gives you

433
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Speaker 1: the green light to vote on that. I don't know

434
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Speaker 1: any put I do the Overnight show. I'm a man

435
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 1: of the people. I'm not some daytime guy. You know,

436
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,520
Speaker 1: I know there's some afternoon guys that vote for the Heisman.

437
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 1: Fac I know you're gonna bring up one. I know

438
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Speaker 1: who you're gonna bring up. But he was like a

439
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:33,119
Speaker 1: morning drive, midday guy, and and so he's got a vote.

440
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,800
Speaker 1: But that's yeah, and they don't give it to the

441
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Speaker 1: overnight people. Who do you think I was gonna bring up?

442
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:39,639
Speaker 1: And my god, I know exactly what you're gonna bring

443
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Speaker 1: up because he also brags about the fact that he

444
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,879
Speaker 1: has a Heisman vote. Who cares the Wooden Awards bigger

445
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,840
Speaker 1: than the Heisman. Everyone knows that. Um, so you don't

446
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,919
Speaker 1: want to bring him up, then well you can if

447
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 1: you want to talk about Steve Hartman, go ahead, bring

448
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 1: up Steve Hartman. Now he's got nicer hair than you,

449
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,879
Speaker 1: and he's like twice your age, but he does. I

450
00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 1: think he's had some work done though, really I'm think

451
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,480
Speaker 1: so things and I don't think that's natural hair club

452
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,720
Speaker 1: for men. You know, well whatever it all works were

453
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,920
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, right or you know, back in the

454
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 1: day then when I when I first got into radio,

455
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 1: it was it was Boner pills and there were companies

456
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:18,959
Speaker 1: advertising to have your hair replaced. You know, yeh, come

457
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Speaker 1: I should. I'm a perfect candidate for that. Why don't

458
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Speaker 1: I get hired to do that? Some of that ship?

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Speaker 1: Speaking of which, on presentation a load, I did notice

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Speaker 1: now that your pictures you've done a good job. As

461
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 1: opposed to taking selfies from a distance, you're now taking

462
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 1: up close selfies. And that's I got to give you

463
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 1: a round of applause. Man, I normally don't. I don't

464
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 1: really like complimenting you, but you've done a tremendous job

465
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Speaker 1: at losing weight. Thank you. It's called not eating, it's

466
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 1: called just not eating at all, and then you lose weight.

467
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Speaker 1: But I do feel more. I'm not as self conscious

468
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: now when my photo gets put up other than my hair,

469
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 1: because we all, you know, vanity is part of human nature,

470
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 1: so we all have to we're all vain. So other

471
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 1: than that, I'm not as like you know, I'm a

472
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 1: big fat tub of goo. I'm not one of one

473
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Speaker 1: of our addendum to the Wooden Award thing. I would

474
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Speaker 1: like to have a write in vote. Who says no,

475
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:17,679
Speaker 1: if I put Thomas snacks Lee as the tenth person

476
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 1: on my ballot, He's not gonna win the Wooden Award,

477
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 1: But wouldn't it be great for him to get a

478
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Speaker 1: vote for the John R. Wooden Ward. I'm not supposed

479
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: to talk about this because it's you know, you're not

480
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 1: supposed to talk about your vote, but I am considering.

481
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:32,360
Speaker 1: I love this Thomas snacks Lee, this big tub of goo.

482
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:34,880
Speaker 1: I love this guy so much. I'm thinking about giving

483
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Speaker 1: him an honorary vote for the Wooden Award. And I'm

484
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 1: not kidding, by the way, I'm not. I think it

485
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:42,359
Speaker 1: would be awesome. Speaking of voting, I'm a little I

486
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:44,199
Speaker 1: am a little thrown off by the fact that I

487
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 1: did not receive a Benny for for my efforts um

488
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:52,159
Speaker 1: with you in your show in twenty nineteen, so you

489
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 1: actually I was. I was told by Robbie the Mariner

490
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Speaker 1: Fan have a panel. I Robbie the Mariner fan transgender Dave.

491
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Speaker 1: And we also have our friend Felexus in Buffalo that

492
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Speaker 1: you are a nominee in twenty one Bennies for non

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Speaker 1: binary personality at Fox Sports Radio. So you are in

494
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Speaker 1: the running for that. It's so far you're the only

495
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: person in the category. There's a ton of non binary

496
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Speaker 1: personalities here at Fox Sports Radio. I don't know. Would

497
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 1: you like to name them alphabetically? Go ahead, No, I

498
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: would take me too long. And we got a long

499
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: roster here at Fox Sports Radio of non binary or

500
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: no personality talent. Really, yeah, don't you think I don't

501
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. I love my colleagues, I

502
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 1: love my co workers. I would never trash them like

503
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 1: you don't even have bad team. You don't even hang

504
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 1: out with any of them. I don't like them in

505
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,880
Speaker 1: that light, but I respect them as broadcast over under

506
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Speaker 1: I think would be under. You probably have no less

507
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 1: than fifty percent of the people at work here by name,

508
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: uh like behind the scenes people, all of them? No, No,

509
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 1: I know more than fifty. You know, speak absolutely a

510
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 1: lot of the daytime people. I used to work the daytime,

511
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 1: and there's the same pe bol behind the scenes. The

512
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 1: great John Ramos, l a radio late John Ramos, Big Mike.

513
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,800
Speaker 1: I've known him Big Mike since he was nothing. Now

514
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,919
Speaker 1: he's a big management guy, Dan Buyer or sports director.

515
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,360
Speaker 1: I knew Dan when he was doing the overnights with me,

516
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,879
Speaker 1: and I try to set him up with women and

517
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:19,359
Speaker 1: he would freak out the whole thing. Speaking of which,

518
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 1: I know the employees here. You don't know a lot

519
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 1: of them, but your listeners and your followers, I know

520
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 1: a few of them. I think one of my favorites

521
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 1: now besaids I'm a pilot, and Terry and of course

522
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 1: Tammy is is fun House because he showed some light

523
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 1: and I watched this awesome video last night on calling Coward,

524
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 1: and I wish you could be more like him, like

525
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 1: the work ethic, the preparation, like I wish you had

526
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 1: that kind of where of thought. Like he's bounced around

527
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 1: different states, different platforms, and I'm I'm really I gotta

528
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 1: say thank you to fun House because that material is well.

529
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 1: I know you love Cower and he's very popular. A

530
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 1: lot of the guys in the business copy Cowherd's acts. Good,

531
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,160
Speaker 1: no one's copying my act, but you have fun House

532
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: is wonderful. I did get a kick out of that.

533
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: I think we everyone that does a sports radio show

534
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:15,720
Speaker 1: really feels the pain of Colin because in that you're

535
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 1: talking about a video that was on the Athletic that

536
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: Funhouse shared, Yes, and he and you know, Colin was

537
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,439
Speaker 1: a documentary was well done. Who was the guy that

538
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,880
Speaker 1: was behind that was arm and contain? Yeah, yeah, he's

539
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 1: very good. It was very well That was like a

540
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,439
Speaker 1: sixty minutes style docu piece on Colin Cowherd. It was

541
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 1: last year and I didn't see it, but us fun

542
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 1: House posted something. I watched it, and I watched I

543
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 1: guess I was able to get the full clip and

544
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: uh yeah, it was great. You know, it's we have

545
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,679
Speaker 1: a similar life. Me and Colin Cowardy talked about how

546
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,679
Speaker 1: there's no easy days in sports radio. I agree on that. Uh.

547
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: Then he talked about how tough it is to figure

548
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 1: out what to talk about, and he has a team

549
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 1: of ten producers that sit around and they write out

550
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 1: topic ideas. And I have the same thing. I lived

551
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 1: the same life. I lived the same life, have a

552
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: team of ten producers. They show up early. They don't

553
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: show up at ten fifty nine, right before the show

554
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 1: goes on there. They are there, early prepared. They're peppering

555
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: me with, hey, maybe we could talk about this tonight.

556
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: It's a NonStop is a collaborative effort, much like Colin Coward.

557
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: We'll see. Since you're heavy with sarcasm right now on this,

558
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: On this, I don't know what you're talking about. I

559
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. This answers the question

560
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 1: that people were asking earlier, like why does David and

561
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,560
Speaker 1: and your wife have have so much in common? It's

562
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,400
Speaker 1: because we are here to support you so well. Again

563
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:38,479
Speaker 1: you're talking about, well this is why Chris and Houston

564
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: and others have questions. Well, this is why, and I'm

565
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: giving them the answers. Because you don't have ten producers

566
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,719
Speaker 1: that are helping you. You have you have me, and

567
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 1: then you you have some like keep trying. Ryan is

568
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 1: always there trying, Ryan Burshea, Gavin Gavin at times sometimes Mary,

569
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 1: I haven't had Gavin as a producer. I don't think

570
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 1: he's allowed to do the overnights. I think it's he's

571
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 1: he said he did not want to do the overnight.

572
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 1: I don't I don't blame him, but he's not He's

573
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 1: much like you. He's not adaptable. He can't change. I

574
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: am adaptable, I just not really. You're you're a bit

575
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: of a wiss. I prefer the daytime elements. You know,

576
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: you like the corporate bs, you like all that. You

577
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 1: don't want to you can't handle the big leagues, overnights,

578
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: the big leagues and syndicated radio guests. I'm on more

579
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: affiliates than Colin Coward. How about that. I do know that.

580
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 1: I don't know if the ratings are as powerful, but

581
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 1: again it's possibility. If there's people can't sleep, you'd be shocked.

582
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: And I've learned this from doing the years of overnight.

583
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: How many people have insomnia And it's like a headen

584
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: drug that people can't they got they seem to all

585
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: have at some point one one point or another. You

586
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: had a bad day at work, whatever, you had a

587
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: bad meal, you're up late, you're by yourself and your

588
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 1: your partners asleep. If you're married and you're like, I'm lonely,

589
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 1: I'll turn on the radio. Yeah, but I don't know

590
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: if they want to listen to too much of your listeners,

591
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 1: that's the only problem. Like you, you go through these

592
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: these rants and raves about whatever, and then you go

593
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: through story time about a listener that's traveling across the

594
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: country or man Man, that's a great referring the movie

595
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: Man Matt, that's a great guy. That's a you know that,

596
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: I'll teach you about life. Gist, Gun, you have to

597
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: be relatable, so you don't care about the common man.

598
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 1: You're an elitist. You're west of the four oh five

599
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: guy in l A. This is why people hate you. Okay,

600
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: I live east of the four oh five, and so

601
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: it's a whole different experience. Like I'm interested. I am

602
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: more interested in John the security guard what he had

603
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: on his break, or moving man Matt as he travels

604
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Speaker 1: his Sodier and across North America, Like, I'm more interested

605
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: in that than I am in the one percenters, which

606
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 1: is what you care about. You know what's western, you

607
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: know what's east of the four h five Freeway, Beverly, Beverly,

608
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Speaker 1: Beverly Hills. You don't live in passage west of the four.

609
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Speaker 1: I'm talking about east, and you are east of the

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Speaker 1: four five Beverly Hills. Dummy, Alright, there's only one of

611
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: us that's been camped a first class flight to somewhere

612
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: out of California, and that is Ben Maller, the the

613
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: white collar of Fox Sports Radio. You are. Everyone knows

614
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: the truth here. I'm a man of the people, by

615
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: the people, for the people. I am a fan of

616
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: the people's team, the Clippers, the working class, the blue

617
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: collar team. That's what I'm of course. And the last

618
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: time you saw Colin Cowherd was one was that when

619
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Speaker 1: a certain corporate event in a rich, upper class area

620
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: of California decided to invite you out for for a

621
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Speaker 1: round of golf and dinner and rose pedals and and

622
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: all that stuff. Yes, I was at I was at

623
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: a golf tournament for Fox Sports Radio. I was asked

624
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 1: by my boss, Scott Shapiro to attend. I was in

625
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: the past, I've always been shunned at these things, and they,

626
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: you know, tossed me a bone. Normally, I'm overlooked and

627
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: ignored when it comes to that kind of stuff. I

628
00:31:57,280 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: am unwanted at those type of events. But thought, he

629
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 1: that's for one time. Let's do a solid de Mallard

630
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: and Mike Harmon, by the way, who's also ostracized, and

631
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: we'll throw these guys a solid We'll let them come

632
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: out hang out rub shoulders with the elite, and uh yeah,

633
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 1: I did do that for one day, for about I

634
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Speaker 1: don't know, seven hours or whatever. It was the full,

635
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: full day of events that we had that day. It

636
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 1: was fun Newport Beach. Yeah, it's really relatable to the

637
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 1: common man. Ben, I'm happy you said that. Yes again,

638
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: but that was you know, west of the four oh five.

639
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: I don't live there though. I live in a working

640
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: class town where I live. And uh, but yeah, I

641
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: know you were talking about my my show preparation, my

642
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: my versatility as as a host overnight, and it really is,

643
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: again a collaborative effort. Um. It is a chorus. It

644
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: is not a solo performance. It's not a one man band.

645
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: It takes a lot of work to come up with

646
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: all those monologues that take hours and hours to put together.

647
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: You don't like the several people group. It's the group dynamic.

648
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 1: What's that? It is a group dynamic. But you don't

649
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: like listen to people when it comes to that stuff. Oh,

650
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: that's not true at all. That's not true at all.

651
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: People have good ideas, I listen, they have bad ideas.

652
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 1: I don't listen. The only time I've ever observed you

653
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 1: listen to people's like when you open up your monologues,

654
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: and there's certain language in my text messages that you

655
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: extract and then you put and then it's like, oh,

656
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 1: wait a minute, this is a liar. Liar pants on.

657
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: David Gascon is a fucking snake and a liar I've done.

658
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: I only lie about being a snake. That's about it.

659
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: Ben Maller. Yeah, you're your nickname. And I don't know

660
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: if I should say this in the air, but your

661
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 1: nickname at Fox Sports is old News gas Gon. A

662
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: old news Gaston is your nickname because you're like stuck

663
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: in a different dimension, your couple of hours or a

664
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 1: couple of days behind the rest of us. It's fascinating. Wow,

665
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 1: I will. It's better than being fake news, Ben Maller.

666
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller

667
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. So

668
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 1: moving on, you forgot something, you forgot something. And so

669
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: this is a personal story I did not tell in

670
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: the radio. I've saved it for the fifth hour. So

671
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: last weekend I went to see a hockey game. I

672
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: don't get out as much as I used to. I

673
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: used to live at these events. But then I got

674
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 1: married and now I'm not allowed to go anywhere. But

675
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,720
Speaker 1: I went to see the King's play The New Jersey

676
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 1: Devils and catch up with my friends that are on

677
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: the beat. And I have friends that cover hockey whatever,

678
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: so I chance to get out pressed the flesh, get

679
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 1: a little time in the arena. I love the coldness.

680
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: And you walk into an NHL arena and there is this.

681
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: I love it. It's cool anyway, So being the nocturnal colonel.

682
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,840
Speaker 1: The one problem this was a mattenee. It was a

683
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 1: Saturday afternoon start dropped the puck, I believe at twelve thirty.

684
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 1: They dropped the truck that the park, which is normally

685
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: my overnight. I'm a vampire. I don't like to come

686
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: out during the daylight. So I'm half asleep, but I'm like,

687
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:55,319
Speaker 1: I gotta go to this this game. I gotta go.

688
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: Now I have a chance to get out. The wife

689
00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: was busy. Whatever, I'll go on, so I'm half asleep.

690
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,880
Speaker 1: I drove all the way from the Mallard mansion in

691
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 1: Nevada essentially, and uh. I drove to the downtown l A,

692
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 1: the corridor there around Staples Center and I have a

693
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 1: parking lot which is about a mile away from Staples Center.

694
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: It's the cheapest parking lot in the downtown l A

695
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: area for these type of events that it's on. Uh,

696
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,279
Speaker 1: you know, it's right near that target, you know, the

697
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: targeting downtown. It's kind of north. Yeah. How much it

698
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,040
Speaker 1: what's that? How much do you pay for it? When

699
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: I first started going, there was four dollars. That was

700
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: twenty years ago. Now it is up to seven dollars. Okay,

701
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 1: there's one two blocks north on Figure. Oh it's I

702
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: think it's on Fig and ninth. I believe it is,

703
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: but it's in a it's in between two high rises.

704
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: And it's only seven dollars as well. Yeah, yeah, so

705
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 1: it's seven. That's the cheapest you can get. Used to

706
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: be four, not the went to five. I was upset

707
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: by that six. I didn't like that. Now it's seven

708
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: and uh, and they're tearing down more parking lots around there.

709
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 1: So I'm worried. It's gonna tell my wife is so

710
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 1: this thing is gonna be twenty bucks within like a

711
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 1: couple of years. It's just gonna get it's gonna continue

712
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: to be out of control and all the stuff. So

713
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:08,520
Speaker 1: but anyway, I go to the parking lot whatever, my

714
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,720
Speaker 1: normal thing. The gate comes up, I take the ticket.

715
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: After the you know, the gate comes up there and

716
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 1: I go in and I parked my car, and uh,

717
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: you know again I'm a half asleep. Um, you know,

718
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 1: you gotta pay. It's a pay lot. It's only seven bucks,

719
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 1: big deal. But I parked the car. I go to

720
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 1: the elevator and I realized I had forgotten something. And

721
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: what do you think I forgot? Guess, guy, Uh, it's

722
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 1: not your keys, I'd say, it's obviously it's not my keys.

723
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:35,719
Speaker 1: It's it's your wallet. Yes, yes, I then have anxiety.

724
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 1: I do not have my wallet. I think, well, you know,

725
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: maybe it fell out in the car. Maybe you know,

726
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: I sat down and it just fell out in the Maltmobile.

727
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 1: It's probably under the seat. So let me go back

728
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: to my car and I'll pillage around underneath the seat

729
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 1: to find the wallet, and then I'll be fine, no problem.

730
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: I'm sure I have my wallet. So I go back

731
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: to the car. Now I see these two, these two

732
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: dudes who are smoking the Gondra in the in a car,

733
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: right car. I didn't notice this when I first got

734
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: out of the car. There's smoking the weed, the Mary

735
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: Jane right across me, right, so whatever, So I they

736
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: must think I'm nuts because I go back to my

737
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: car after like five minutes, and I'm I'm just on

738
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:18,240
Speaker 1: my hands and knees trying to get my wall. Nothing right, nothing,

739
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 1: can't find a damn wallet, something like crap. And now

740
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: keep in mind, I don't have my driver's license, I

741
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: don't have credit card. I have no way to pay

742
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: for the parking, and so I'm like freaking out on what.

743
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,800
Speaker 1: You know, I don't have any way to get any money.

744
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,400
Speaker 1: I'll be I have to be like that bum in

745
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,320
Speaker 1: Miami and start begging for money. So how am I

746
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 1: gonna leave the garage with no money? You know, I

747
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: haven't even got on a game yet. I don't have

748
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: access to money. And then I had one of those

749
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: Eureka moments right where all of a sudden I realized

750
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:55,399
Speaker 1: that I had, As my mom taught me years ago,

751
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 1: you have to have an emergency, a hidden fund somewhere.

752
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,279
Speaker 1: And in my I brought my my laptop with me

753
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: and my computer bag. Years ago, I'd even forgotten about this.

754
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 1: I had an emergency twenty dollar bill in my computer

755
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: bag as insurance in case something like this ever happened.

756
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 1: I never had to use it until this past weekend.

757
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 1: So about that? What is okay? So two questions. One

758
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 1: is where did you find did you find your wallet?

759
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 1: And where did you find it? Out? I was at home.

760
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: I left it. I was so tired when I left it,

761
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: left it right near the I usually leave it right

762
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: near the door, and I just left it. It was

763
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 1: in such a daze when I was leaving, I was

764
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: like half asleep. The other question is is what is

765
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,399
Speaker 1: up with you dropping ship all over the place now,

766
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: your wallet, your phone at Costco. I didn't drop ship.

767
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: I I left it because I was tired, all right.

768
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: I don't don't make this something. It's not that it

769
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: is now I would tell you, and this is trending.

770
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,799
Speaker 1: I had to go to see my dad after I know,

771
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 1: hang out with my dad. After I the King game,

772
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 1: I drove Newport Beach. I drove not a a mile

773
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: over the speed limit because I didn't have my wallets.

774
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, if I get pulled over, this

775
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 1: becomes a big problem. You know, well, I mean you

776
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 1: still have your registration and insurance in the car, right, Yeah? Yeah,

777
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: I had that, so it's only a fixed ticket. I

778
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,399
Speaker 1: think it's like thirty five bucks. Oh is that right?

779
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: But then I I my wife said, and she works

780
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: at the police station, that you can show a photo copy,

781
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 1: like if you took I did take a photo of

782
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: my driver's license, so I have that, so I could

783
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: have conceivably shown that. Right, you can show that. I

784
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,839
Speaker 1: don't know, I haven't been pulled over in a long time. Well,

785
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: you have special privileges, you know that have those special privileges.

786
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 1: You know someone's gonna be on board. And someone was talking,

787
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,320
Speaker 1: I'm a man of the people. Yeah, well your wife's

788
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 1: your wife's got the privilege to right or no, Oh,

789
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,959
Speaker 1: my wife's pretty yeah. I mean because she she knows

790
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 1: the lingo how to get out of a ticket. She

791
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: knows what to say and all that. And I'm like,

792
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh funk, I'm getting a ticket. But I'm

793
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: with my wife. She'd be like, oh, yeah, she she knows,

794
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,360
Speaker 1: like there's certain things you can say. She'll like find

795
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 1: she'll find a way. She's a master. She's like a

796
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 1: ninja of working in the conversation. Oh, by the way,

797
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: I'm you know, I work at the police, you know,

798
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 1: and once you say that, it's you know, you're good.

799
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: You don't have well, you don't have any stickers in

800
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 1: your car, right, like for like an l A l

801
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 1: A City Fire Department or I'd like to get one,

802
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 1: can you can? You? Guy? Now you want something? Yeah,

803
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: something that's like a get out of speeding ticket. That

804
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 1: thing there. That's what the key for me is. I

805
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: spent a lot of my time on the highway, so

806
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 1: I need somebody. If there's a Mallard militia guy who's

807
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: a highway patrol officer, that's what I would really need

808
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: because I'm not really worried about the l A p

809
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 1: D or anything like that. I'm worried about the highway

810
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,360
Speaker 1: patrol because those are the guys that go cherry tops

811
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: and pull me over. Do we have any do we

812
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: have any listening the dark cloud? What the hell is

813
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,560
Speaker 1: the dark cloud? Guest? What is this all about? The

814
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,080
Speaker 1: dark Cloud? I think started in two thousand nineteen with you,

815
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: And it feels like to me that I think this

816
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 1: goes back to you not even getting credentialed for RAMS

817
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 1: game at home. I think it went Rams. Oh, that's right,

818
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:15,760
Speaker 1: the Rams and the Buccaneers. Yes, and the Rams wouldn't

819
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 1: allow me and fund them. Yes. I think it's the Rams.

820
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: The Seahawks game and they lost that Get you Up

821
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:25,839
Speaker 1: double Nichols did Jameis Winston that game. That's karma. That's karma, assholes.

822
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: But this goes back to all that, like you've had

823
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: this dark cloud of misfortune that's happened to you, and

824
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 1: it carried over to me with my car and the

825
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: window getting blown out. Been a couple of days ago.

826
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: I was I was at the gym and I was

827
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:45,879
Speaker 1: working out, and I come home to find out the

828
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: water heater blew out, so I had no access to

829
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 1: hot water. In fact, I had no access to water period.

830
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: And I had to work late in the afternoon and

831
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: I had just finished the gym, so I was nearly

832
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: soaking wet, and I had a minute. Did you do?

833
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 1: What did you do? The horse bath is because I

834
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: learned that's the term. I didn't have water, so I

835
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: did the next best thing I can do. In the

836
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 1: coronavirus outbreak realm that we live in, can you rub

837
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:24,280
Speaker 1: dirt all over yourself? No? I grab I grabbed wipes.

838
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: I grabbed like the smell, the handheld wipes, the okay

839
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 1: effective wipes. So I put disinfected on my arms, my hands,

840
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: my feet, my legs, um and then I had to

841
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 1: wear obviously jeans and it. Wore a long sleeve shirt

842
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 1: and a sweater to work and then just drenched myself

843
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: in deodorant. So I had to go. I went. I

844
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 1: went close to forty hours without a shower. And this

845
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: is after a couple of rounds of working out. You

846
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:01,479
Speaker 1: are so neurotic, waiting, neurot Like it just felt like ship.

847
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: I was just dirty, couldn't shower. Are you like everyone

848
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,359
Speaker 1: else though, like with this coronavirus thing? Like, are you like?

849
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 1: I feel like everyone is a heathen hypochondriac. You know,

850
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 1: everyone thinks whatever is being talked about, they're going to get.

851
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: And listen, some people obviously are going to get this coronavirus,

852
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 1: But I'm not obsessed with it. Like I feel like

853
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 1: everyone's obsessed with this, and I feel like they're preoccupied

854
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 1: with all of it. I asked you this, I asked

855
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 1: you a portion of this last week we're talking about mortality,

856
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: and you kind of blew me off, like, hey, we're

857
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: all gonna go one way or another. But think I

858
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: believe that to be true. We we don't know what

859
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:42,839
Speaker 1: we don't know, of course, I think, so I think

860
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,240
Speaker 1: I might worry about it. No one, not a single

861
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: person who's died has come back, so it must not

862
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:51,200
Speaker 1: be that bad. Well, listen, this all stems from from

863
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: the I guess, the unbreakable to the breakable. When when

864
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:57,480
Speaker 1: I was like sixteen or seventeen, I had tore my

865
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 1: road tittor cuff in a football game to me get

866
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 1: my violin out, I'm telling you something, humble, brag, tougher

867
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 1: than you. I broke my collar bone tour my road

868
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 1: to the cuff listening to whatever. Anyway, So a couple

869
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 1: of years later, when I was in college, I also

870
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: broke it again in a scrimmage against U C. L A.

871
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,399
Speaker 1: But ever since then then I think about my mortality

872
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 1: more than I ever did prior to that, because like,

873
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 1: once you're cracked, then you're cracked, you know, and and

874
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 1: so now I value I hate going to the hospital.

875
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 1: I hate going to funerals. Who the funk likes going

876
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: to the hospital. Who are the people's I mean, I'm

877
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: sure there's some that just love being the patient, but

878
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: most people would not when I was in the hospital

879
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 1: for a week, you didn't come and visit me. Called,

880
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: and that's where you're at. I asked, you're okay, but

881
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: to your wife, I'm not gonna let you defame me,

882
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 1: like to faming just I know you're sent. The way

883
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 1: you reacted proves I am right. You were very defensive

884
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 1: about this. You did not. I was five days I

885
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: could have died. My eyes were turning yellow, I was jaundice.

886
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:06,399
Speaker 1: You didn't come and visit me in the hospital. When

887
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: I was on my deathbed. You didn't come and see

888
00:45:08,520 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: me there. Uh, and really nobody did, like you really noticed.

889
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 1: Like when you're in the hospital, you're bored out of

890
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 1: your mind. There's nothing to do. The only one that

891
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:20,200
Speaker 1: visited me was my mother in law. She came and

892
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: hung up when she's a nurse, but she came and

893
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 1: kept an eye on me. My own father would not

894
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 1: visit me in the hospital because he told me I

895
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: don't really like those those places. Thanks Dad. I appreciated

896
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 1: Dad for the record. I was texting you the entire

897
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 1: time and when I didn't get response, Okay, you didn't

898
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 1: you when we go to the text messages, you loser.

899
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: I was I was gonna say something really bad, but

900
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 1: you are such a dingle berry. No, no, I didn't

901
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 1: get a response, and so your wife texted me to

902
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: say that you were in the hospital. And then when

903
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 1: I where you were at, I didn't even get a

904
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,760
Speaker 1: fucking direct message about where you're at. You're just saying

905
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: you was such a buffoon. He was such a washed

906
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,640
Speaker 1: up clown. You let me tell you what this hapless

907
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 1: dope dat. Okay, so I'm in the hospital. I'm completely

908
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: fucked up. I did at that time. I didn't really

909
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: know what was going on, and this guy's harassing me verbally,

910
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 1: this punk is harassing me with these angry text messages.

911
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 1: You were You were just completely intolerable. You are a narcissist.

912
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: You are unbearable. I wouldn't go that far. I would would.

913
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: I would just remember I remember that reading those message.

914
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 1: I just I was like, I told me, why does

915
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 1: he realize I am in the in the emergency room here,

916
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 1: and I'm like, not doing well? You know, I think

917
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: it's all a state of mind. And I felt like

918
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 1: if you were down and out, you wouldn't respond. But

919
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: the fact that you did respond just tells me that

920
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: you you had your cognitive of motor fi functions up

921
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: the operations. So I thought you were okay. But first

922
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: of all, I did ask your wife and you where

923
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 1: you're at. I got no response in that. Then I

924
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,280
Speaker 1: asked where you're if you're okay. I got very little

925
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: response on that, And so you know, it's like you

926
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 1: gotta live with that. You know, I could die. You

927
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 1: didn't come visit me in the hospital on you. If

928
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,839
Speaker 1: you were in the hospital, I'd come visit you. Back

929
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 1: to the coronavirus, I'm a better person than you about that. No,

930
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,719
Speaker 1: it's too far for you. My mom taught me right.

931
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 1: You'd ask for gas money probably, I'd go out there.

932
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 1: I'd go to Tito's Tacos while you were in the hospital,

933
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: neat some tacos. Are you worried about the coronavirus at all?

934
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: I am not. I am not worried about this because

935
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 1: I feel like every year there is something that pops up,

936
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: whether it's the West Nile virus, the bird flu Bolo

937
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: was a big one, the Zekea virus and was going

938
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 1: to kill us all and all that stuff. You know,

939
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: Now it's the coronavirus. I'm not. I'm not worried because

940
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 1: by all accounts it's I look at it this way,

941
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 1: like maybe I'll get it. I mean, if enough people

942
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: get it, I'm sure my number will come up and

943
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,279
Speaker 1: I'll get it. But from everything I've read online, it's

944
00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 1: like a different strain of you know, get the cold

945
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 1: or the flu. Like to me, for most people, it

946
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: is in that classification. It's in that box where it's

947
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: like a different strain of the flu or the cold.

948
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 1: That's the way I'm looking at it. And I don't.

949
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't until somebody tells me this is

950
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 1: the Black plague or something like that, and they can

951
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: prove it with the facts. I mean, obviously people, certain

952
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 1: percentage of people are dying. I think it's like the

953
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: mortality rate is what three percent or something like that,

954
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: but it's a lot. You're talking about old people, You're

955
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: talking about people with immune system issues, and you know,

956
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 1: if I was somebody like that, yeah, I wouldn't leave

957
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 1: my house. I would self quarantine if I had that

958
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: those kind of issues of us fighting an illness. I mean,

959
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 1: I feel bad for those people, but for a don't

960
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: like me at this point in my life. You know,

961
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna worry about it. What about you? Are

962
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: you a glass case of emotion? No, I'm not, but

963
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 1: I do. I do take it seriously. I mean it's

964
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 1: a biological weapon. I take it like that. I mean

965
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:14,959
Speaker 1: you think the flu is a biological weapon? No, I don't.

966
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,280
Speaker 1: But this is manufactured in China, and you're not getting

967
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: accurate numbers from China or Iran, so that that those

968
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:25,280
Speaker 1: numbers are obviously spreading across the United States, in Canada,

969
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: in the UK, uh in France. How savage is it

970
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: that this came from eating a bat? Right, that this

971
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: this is a disease from bats, that it jumps species?

972
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 1: First of all, who the funk is eating bats? That's

973
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: number one? Chinese apparently domins cats. It's crazy, man, It's unbelievable,

974
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: just ruthless, sys like a nice meal, Let me grab

975
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 1: a bat. Of course, I think it's gad zooks. What

976
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: we eat, what we don't eat, you know, like why

977
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: we chose the cow, not the horrors. But I remember

978
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: that I learned that you're ago because the horse was

979
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: valuable and could be the worker, so they couldn't eat

980
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: the horse. But other people eat the horse. You know,

981
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:08,280
Speaker 1: it's what you choose to eat what you don't choose.

982
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 1: I do love that our buildings now have signs posted

983
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 1: in the restrooms about washing our hands. It's like, what

984
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 1: the funk of course wash your hands. I see so

985
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 1: many assholes leaving a restaurant restroom, or a a bar restroom,

986
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: or even a gym restroom without washing their hands, and

987
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 1: I just want to kick him in the knees, Like,

988
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 1: what kind of asshole do you gotta be to not

989
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 1: wash your hands after you go take a piss or

990
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 1: a deuce? Yeah, well listen, if you don't, there are

991
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 1: ways you can do it without touching you junk. So

992
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,919
Speaker 1: if you don't do that, it doesn't matter. It does matter,

993
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 1: it doesn't it. Do pray and pray you're still getting

994
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: that ship on your hands, on your wrists, on your

995
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 1: totally no, no no, no. Have you ever looked at a

996
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: toilet bowl or like a you're install like you don't

997
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 1: go in there and it's just pristine. Motherfucker's don't know

998
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,880
Speaker 1: how to fire and even when they do. That is true,

999
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: But I'm talking about from the logistical standpoint of how

1000
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: you would handle h if you are able to, If

1001
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:16,240
Speaker 1: you were like gym shorts and you pull them down,

1002
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: and there's no contact with your manhood and your hands,

1003
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: and you don't you use your foot, your shoe flush

1004
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: the toilet. You haven't made any contact. Now, you could

1005
00:51:26,719 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: argue getting into the stall would be a problem that

1006
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: you have to touch the handle to get in, but

1007
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 1: maybe you don't. Maybe you bump your elbow to get

1008
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 1: in the stall, and so you've made no contact with

1009
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: your drunk. You've made no contact with any part of

1010
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: the toilet, You've made no contact with the door. Why

1011
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 1: do you need to wash your hand? That's just lazy.

1012
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 1: The handle you mentioned, But explain to me how that's

1013
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 1: going to cause a problem. If you didn't touch anything

1014
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 1: with your hands, why would that be a problem. One

1015
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 1: of the dirtiest pieces of equipment that we use every

1016
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: day as a cell phone. So you're using your cell

1017
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 1: phone prior to go to the bathroom. Anyway, you're you're

1018
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:04,399
Speaker 1: steering wheel in your car. So I get that. But

1019
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 1: you see you go to the commode, you're in the outhouse,

1020
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 1: but you don't. You don't. It's a different By that logic,

1021
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,839
Speaker 1: you should always wash your hands, you know, seven times

1022
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,600
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1023
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:22,600
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1024
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,120
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1025
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 1: wash my hands, power before you eat? Right, I washed

1026
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 1: my hand. Let it be clean when you're having a

1027
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,479
Speaker 1: nice I washed my hands before I eat. Um, that's

1028
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:36,480
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1029
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,399
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1030
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:42,200
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1031
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:46,520
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Speaker 1: have along with their channels for serious and and Direct TV,

1050
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 1: they have a podcasting platform. There's only like six or

1051
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 1: seven podcasts on their on their platform, but let me

1052
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 1: guess they're all Joe Rogan podcast, mainstream Rogan at all.

1053
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 1: It was like some cooking bullshit, a political one. You

1054
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,800
Speaker 1: just want to know about that. Yeah, it is pretty

1055
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:04,240
Speaker 1: cool though. Fox Sports Radio is on some of those

1056
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 1: airlines and people can listen and obviously on the cross country,

1057
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 1: continental intercontinental flight or whatever, you can listen to this

1058
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 1: show and it's uh. I remember we used to have

1059
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: a guy, Steve Stillwell, it worked in our place and

1060
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 1: he flew from I think it was from from Buffalo

1061
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: to l A, or was from New York City to

1062
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 1: l A and he listened to UH. I used to

1063
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 1: do the show with the TV Dennis The Blitz, which

1064
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 1: was on Sunday was seven hours of updating the NFL

1065
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:39,320
Speaker 1: right all day long and this uh, this guy alright,

1066
00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 1: this loser and I know he's a nice guy, but

1067
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 1: he he flew listened to the show and then was

1068
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:50,879
Speaker 1: so agitated by the show. He was distraught. He said,

1069
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 1: you know, they're just giving scores for seven hours rather boring.

1070
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:59,399
Speaker 1: I say, hey, dummy, that's how the show works. Why

1071
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 1: are you confus used by that? And he worked on

1072
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 1: the show, which made it even more ridiculous. All right,

1073
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,879
Speaker 1: Jesse from Pomona Rights, and he says, my question is

1074
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather stay at your overnight

1075
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 1: position on Fox with the same crew, same money, or

1076
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:18,319
Speaker 1: would you take a TV gig with gag on for

1077
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:23,239
Speaker 1: a slight three raise the answer to this, that's for Jesse. Well, no,

1078
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 1: I'm an over I I want my cake and I

1079
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 1: want to eat it too, so I would I would

1080
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:32,320
Speaker 1: like both, um, but three per cents not enough. TV

1081
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 1: money is different, Jesse, than radio money, and certainly different

1082
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:40,479
Speaker 1: than overnight money in radios. So if any TV job

1083
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 1: would pay a tremendous amount of money compared to what

1084
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:46,800
Speaker 1: I make right now, so I would be very interested

1085
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:49,720
Speaker 1: in that. But I would like to keep the the show.

1086
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 1: We have such a great thing going on. Why blow it? Right?

1087
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:57,440
Speaker 1: Come on? Uh, let's see a new in Owensboro, Kentucky.

1088
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: Rights in. He says, Ben, since you have family New York,

1089
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:03,919
Speaker 1: which happens to be my hometown, did you ever ride

1090
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 1: the subway? What do you think of it? Yes, I knew.

1091
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 1: I ride the subway all the time, although not the

1092
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 1: last couple of trips because my wife is very boogie.

1093
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,640
Speaker 1: She's not a woman of the people and she cannot

1094
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 1: handle public transportation. But um went in rollm act like

1095
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:19,560
Speaker 1: a rollman, right, uh? And I when I went in

1096
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 1: New York, you take the subway. I I don't mind it,

1097
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:24,759
Speaker 1: although I understand the subway has gotten gotten bad, much

1098
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 1: like l A and San Francisco and all that with

1099
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,360
Speaker 1: the homeless people and whatnot. But yeah, I have fond

1100
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 1: memories when I when I first went to New York

1101
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:37,920
Speaker 1: and I was like still a teenager and trying to navigate.

1102
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: I've never been on the public transportation trying to navigate

1103
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: the the train system in New York. And I remember

1104
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:48,520
Speaker 1: one time I got confused and I thought, hey, um,

1105
00:56:48,719 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 1: the train will just go back to where you know,

1106
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 1: if I stay on the train, it'll stop at the

1107
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,879
Speaker 1: end and then go back to where I got on.

1108
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 1: The train didn't quite work out. The train stopped in

1109
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:01,799
Speaker 1: Harlem and and uh, and this is when Harlem was

1110
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 1: worse than it is now. And you know, they cleaned

1111
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,400
Speaker 1: it up, but it was not a good part of

1112
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 1: New York. And the conductor gets on and says, all right,

1113
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 1: end of the line, trains going out of service. So

1114
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: I'm this naive kid from the O c uh and

1115
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 1: I get out of the train. I'm like, holy fuck,

1116
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 1: I'm in Harlem. And it was late. You know, I

1117
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:25,120
Speaker 1: didn't know the train schedule at that station, and I

1118
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 1: was like, oh man, But yeah, I have fun memories

1119
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 1: of the the train. I like it. I think it's cool.

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00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 1: How I took the public transportation in l A I

1121
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:36,200
Speaker 1: used to live. When I lived in Lincoln Heights, I

1122
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 1: lived right near a Gold Line station, and I took

1123
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,959
Speaker 1: that all the time. Do you like the subway better

1124
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 1: than the tea in Boston? Uh? The t is pretty cool. Yeah,

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00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 1: I mean, I like all. I think it's all kind

1126
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: of same. I like the Tea, which is mostly above ground.

1127
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 1: There was the underground part, but I you know, I'm

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00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 1: fine with any of that. I think Seattle is pretty cool.

1129
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 1: Seattle has like the the Metro. It's like the thing

1130
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 1: at Disneyland. What do you call it, monil the mono rail. Yeah,

1131
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: it's like a mono rail type thing. Yes, I haven't

1132
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: seen that, which is kind of cool. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

1133
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: Uh let's see here. Nick in Omaha rights and he says,

1134
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:15,880
Speaker 1: who was your childhood sports hero? Did you ever meet them? Yes? Nick,

1135
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 1: in fact, this is very bizarre. But I got started

1136
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 1: in the business when I was nineteen years old. So

1137
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 1: I got into radio when I was nineteen, and I

1138
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 1: got a pretty big break kind of early. I got

1139
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 1: hired by the Mighty six ninety in San Diego to

1140
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:35,959
Speaker 1: be their roaming radio stringer, which was a cool job,

1141
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 1: and it was a job that didn't pay a lot,

1142
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 1: but I got to go to games every night, Like

1143
00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 1: I'd go to the you know, Angels, Dodgers, Lakers, Clippers, Kings,

1144
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 1: and then the Ducks do some of that stuff too.

1145
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 1: So I was on out of game every night, USC football,

1146
00:58:49,800 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 1: U c l A Basketball, I kind of stuff. But

1147
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:54,760
Speaker 1: when I first started was nineteen, so you know, six

1148
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 1: years earlier, I was thirteen, or you know, seven years

1149
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,040
Speaker 1: I was twelve, and a lot of those guys were

1150
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: still playing, and so I remember, like the people I

1151
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 1: looked up to, like Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan's and

1152
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 1: all this. And Reggie Jackson. Now Reggie wasn't playing, but

1153
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 1: he was broadcasting, and so I got to meet him.

1154
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 1: He was my big baseball He was read Mr October.

1155
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 1: Reggie Jackson. I loved the swagger and all that stuff,

1156
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 1: and I got to meet him, and uh, it was

1157
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 1: very weird, though. It was like surreal because when you're

1158
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 1: through the eyes of a child, you look at these

1159
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 1: people as these unbelievable, bigger than life people, and then

1160
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 1: you meet them and you know they they fart and

1161
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 1: do stuff that we all do. You know, it's very

1162
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 1: it's very weird. I remember one time Kirby Puckett, the

1163
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: late great Kirby Puckett in the Uh in the locker

1164
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 1: and they were playing like a game of marbles. How

1165
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 1: about that. That's a long time ago. I don't think

1166
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: they play marbles anymore, but they were betting on it

1167
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 1: in the Twins locker room and uh, Kirby and I

1168
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 1: was a fan of his. I love because he was

1169
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 1: very diminutive for the Twinkies, Kirby Puckett back in the day,

1170
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 1: and he was you know he was the round mound

1171
01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: of baseball town. And but he remember he came up

1172
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 1: to me because I was like, I was very fat

1173
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:10,840
Speaker 1: at this time and massive, and he was like blown

1174
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 1: away by how big I was and uh and he

1175
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 1: was cracking jokes with the guys on the Twins. And

1176
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:18,640
Speaker 1: I remember because it was I was like, wow, this

1177
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:20,920
Speaker 1: guy used to I remember watching him in the World

1178
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,680
Speaker 1: Series and now making this great play in center field

1179
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 1: for the Twins. And now he's making he's making derogatory

1180
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 1: comments about me, how great is my life? But I

1181
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 1: mean there's a bunch of little stories like that that

1182
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 1: that are kind of cool. But what about you? Gascon

1183
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 1: and he and he asked me Eric and omaha, but

1184
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 1: did you ever or Nick and olmah brother, did you

1185
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 1: ever meet anybody that you was a hero of yours

1186
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 1: as a kid. Yeah, I've only met one um when

1187
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 1: I was a kid, I mean across the platform football, basketball, baseball,

1188
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 1: and hockey. But I've met Gretzky once. Um. Actually no

1189
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 1: strike that I met him twice. The one time I

1190
01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 1: didn't meet him was on a real sour note. I

1191
01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 1: don't know if you you've ever saw I think it

1192
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 1: was Superman too, and that's very sour Superman too. Listen, well,

1193
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 1: Christopher Reeve as Superman comes down with a virus or

1194
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 1: like they called a cold. Was it the coronavirus? I

1195
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 1: don't know, because he survived um and he gets this

1196
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:20,040
Speaker 1: vicious twelve o'clock shodow. He just turns into a bad guy.

1197
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 1: I bring that up because the last time I saw Gretzky,

1198
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 1: it was at the Venetian Hotel and he was playing

1199
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 1: blackjack with his agent and a buddy mine saw him,

1200
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:33,960
Speaker 1: and so he said, you should go play at the

1201
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 1: same table with Gretzky. So I sat down. I was

1202
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 1: playing with him and Ben. He just had stacks of chips,

1203
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:43,400
Speaker 1: but he was losing his ass. It was hand after

1204
01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 1: hand after hand. My buddy over my shoulders, like, hey,

1205
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 1: that's a great one. And he heard him and he

1206
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, not so great anymore. And he proceeded

1207
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:54,880
Speaker 1: just to continue to lose his ass. He walked away.

1208
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:57,360
Speaker 1: He had stacks of chips, watched away. There was nothing

1209
01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 1: left in his in his tank. So I had a

1210
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 1: chance meet him once as an adult, once as a

1211
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:05,200
Speaker 1: kid um, but never had the chance to meet meet

1212
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 1: John Elway. He was he was my favorite growing up.

1213
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 1: I was like, you like Barkley. I liked her Schizer

1214
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 1: and sosha Um, but never had a chance to meet

1215
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 1: to meet John l A. I had a moment with Barkley.

1216
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 1: I love Barkley and I had a moment when he

1217
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,920
Speaker 1: was playing at the end of his career and it

1218
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 1: was at the l A Line I think it was

1219
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 1: actually so it's twenty one years ago. It was the

1220
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:33,280
Speaker 1: last year of State of Sports Arena before Staples Center,

1221
01:02:34,040 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 1: and so it was like they were talking about the

1222
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:38,760
Speaker 1: final year of the NBA, and so they wanted me

1223
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:42,680
Speaker 1: to get sound bites to these guys. So I this

1224
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:45,520
Speaker 1: was a viral moment before the Internet really took over.

1225
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 1: And I asked Barkley, I said, hey, you have any

1226
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 1: fond memories of the l A Sports Arena, And he

1227
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 1: proceeded to tell me that he he would like to

1228
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 1: be there when they detonate the explosives in the arena

1229
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 1: that could be arranged, which eventually I guess they did

1230
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:07,080
Speaker 1: use a wrecking ball. It did come down, but that

1231
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 1: was a long time after the the arena. I remember

1232
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:12,160
Speaker 1: one time when I was a kid, I went to

1233
01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:15,680
Speaker 1: a Clippers sixers game when Barkley was a big star

1234
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:19,680
Speaker 1: for the Sixers, you know, and and that asshole got

1235
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 1: ejected in the first quarter. He got two technical fouls,

1236
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 1: you know. And I'm like, oh my go I want

1237
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:27,000
Speaker 1: to see him once a year, and this a hole

1238
01:03:27,040 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 1: got ejected. I was so piste off. I was so

1239
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:32,000
Speaker 1: bummed up. That's pretty good. You know what a funny story.

1240
01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:35,280
Speaker 1: There's a there's this woman she passed away I think

1241
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 1: last year. She went by the name of Boston Donna,

1242
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:41,680
Speaker 1: and she was friends with my my dad and at

1243
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:44,680
Speaker 1: the time, back in the day, as a kid, Boston

1244
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 1: Donna was the stylist, the little stylist for the Lakers

1245
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:54,920
Speaker 1: and Kings players. So she cut everybody's hair like owners, general, managers, players,

1246
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 1: And that meant as a stylist, you knew dirt on

1247
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 1: fucking everybody. Uh my first come to Jesus moment. I

1248
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:06,600
Speaker 1: don't know if you remember, at the Form Club, which

1249
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:08,480
Speaker 1: is in the middle portion of the Great Western Forum,

1250
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:11,560
Speaker 1: debauchery took place. Yes, yes, a lot of a lot

1251
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 1: of it. Well, my dad and mom were there for

1252
01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 1: a King's game. They took me as a kid into

1253
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:22,959
Speaker 1: the Form Club and Boston Donna went rogue. She went

1254
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,680
Speaker 1: in front of my parents to Bruce mcnal, who was

1255
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:28,040
Speaker 1: the former general manager of the l A Kings but

1256
01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:32,520
Speaker 1: went to prison for on the owner, yeah, general owner, yeah,

1257
01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:35,480
Speaker 1: so on on federal charges. He went away, but she

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01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:38,000
Speaker 1: called him out on all that stuff. She's like, I

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01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:41,400
Speaker 1: know about you, motherfucker. You're a crook, you're a thief,

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01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 1: you're a steel all the and I you know, I'm

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01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:46,520
Speaker 1: eight years old. I had no idea what's up from

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01:04:46,560 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 1: down and she was calling him out before any of

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01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 1: the stuff transpired. But this is the year that he

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01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 1: acquired Gretzky from the Edmonton Oilers in exchange for some

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Speaker 1: cash and some players. And obviously that cash was not

1266
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:03,960
Speaker 1: is but he was an embezzling, like the whole nine yards, right,

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01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 1: this is the guy that went to federal prison. Uh,

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01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 1: you have five six, seven years later and she called

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01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:12,640
Speaker 1: him out in the mid eighties. So it was a

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01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:15,920
Speaker 1: pretty wild time that was. That was a fascinating moment

1271
01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 1: as a youth at the Form club. Yeah, well, did

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01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:21,800
Speaker 1: you know have you heard the Bruce mcnal stories when

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01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:24,480
Speaker 1: he went to jail. No, these are legendari these are

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01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 1: part of l A Sports legends. So Bruce mcnaal, everyone

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01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 1: loved him. Yeah, he was really loved him. He had

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01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:33,200
Speaker 1: a big personality and he was very social and everyone

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01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:36,200
Speaker 1: could not say good things about if you knew this guy,

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01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:40,160
Speaker 1: he treated you well. He spoiled everybody, um, and so

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01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:42,240
Speaker 1: people loved him. And then when he went to jail,

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01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:46,160
Speaker 1: he was It is the definition of club fet you know,

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01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:48,640
Speaker 1: like the good fellows were all cooking a nice meals

1282
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:52,360
Speaker 1: and there lobster and so the story was on the

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01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:56,360
Speaker 1: weekends they'd have these softball games at the jail that

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Speaker 1: Bruce mcnal was. I think it was near Santa Barbara,

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01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:00,720
Speaker 1: if I remember correctly. They used to know all the details.

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01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,520
Speaker 1: Over time, I've forgotten them, um, but it was I

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01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:06,160
Speaker 1: think one of the Santa Barbara and a lot of

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01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:09,120
Speaker 1: the celebrities that would go to the keys games would

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01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:12,080
Speaker 1: go hang out at the jail to watch Bruce McNall

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01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:16,200
Speaker 1: play in the celebrity softball games. Hand to god and uh.

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01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 1: It was such a relaxed environment because it was you know,

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01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:22,800
Speaker 1: white collar criminal and all that stuff. And the stories

1293
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:24,840
Speaker 1: I heard, obviously they were second hand. I never went,

1294
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:28,680
Speaker 1: but then they were legendary stories. Legendaries, and you imagine

1295
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:31,840
Speaker 1: you're at a prison softball game and there's all these

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01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:36,640
Speaker 1: Hollywood starts. Yeah, because what do they say in good Fellas?

1297
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:38,440
Speaker 1: Like you went away to get away from your wife?

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01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:40,840
Speaker 1: That's what? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I love good I

1299
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:42,880
Speaker 1: heard good Fellows is back on Netflix. I gotta watch

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01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:45,200
Speaker 1: it this weekend. I love That's my favorite movie. Good Fellas,

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01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:48,240
Speaker 1: good Fellas or Casino? Did you like Casino too? No,

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01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:50,480
Speaker 1: I'm good Fellas, Goo, good fellow I gotta watch Casino.

1303
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:51,840
Speaker 1: I haven't watched that in a long time. I gotta

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01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:54,640
Speaker 1: check that out. But good Fellas is the all time great.

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01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:57,440
Speaker 1: Eric and Omaha, we went back to back, belly to belly.

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01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:00,840
Speaker 1: People from Omaha that loved the fifth Hour. By the way,

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01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:05,000
Speaker 1: my old boss, the great Mike Thompson, program director extraordinaire

1308
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 1: of the Big Sports talk station in Omaha, Nebraska. How

1309
01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:11,880
Speaker 1: about that, my old boss running things in Omaha's true story?

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01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 1: All right, if you had a time machine, what decade

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01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:17,840
Speaker 1: in the nineteen hundreds did you go back and live in?

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01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:21,560
Speaker 1: That's from Eric in Omaha. Well, Eric, there's two ways

1313
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:24,080
Speaker 1: I will answer this. Number One, from a sports standpoint,

1314
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:27,200
Speaker 1: I think it would be kind of cool to see

1315
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:30,440
Speaker 1: the legendary Babe Ruth play for the Yankees. So that

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01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,360
Speaker 1: would be in New York. But from a financial standpoint,

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01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:36,000
Speaker 1: I would like to live in Los Angeles in the

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Speaker 1: early nineteen hundreds of San Francisco and by real estate.

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01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:42,600
Speaker 1: All right, that's what I would like to do because

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01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:48,160
Speaker 1: that would lead to tremendous wealth for future generations. What

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01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:51,760
Speaker 1: about you guess, Gunn Yeah, I'm thinking seventies or eighties

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01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:54,880
Speaker 1: would be en seventies or eighties, you know, No, I'm

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01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:57,320
Speaker 1: talking about early nineteen hundreds. Week in real estate was

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01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 1: cheap still, well, real estate was cheap in the seventies

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01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,040
Speaker 1: and eighties, but not as cheap as it wasn't like

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01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:05,240
Speaker 1: the thirties. But you gotta go through the depression. And

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01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:07,920
Speaker 1: you also had to go through the wars too, the

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01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:11,920
Speaker 1: Wars the Crimal But have you bought my My grandfather

1329
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,680
Speaker 1: had a chance to buy a bunch of land in

1330
01:08:13,760 --> 01:08:18,040
Speaker 1: the sand San Fernando Valley because nobody wanted to live

1331
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:20,040
Speaker 1: there and it was nothing, it was farmland, and he

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01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:22,439
Speaker 1: didn't do it. And now I drive through the San

1333
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:24,200
Speaker 1: Fernando Valley in l A. It's like you gotta be

1334
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:27,880
Speaker 1: freaking kidding me. You know this is the whole family

1335
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:31,960
Speaker 1: would have generational wealth if he had done that. I'm

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01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,120
Speaker 1: seventies or eighties. Man, I couldn't go that far back.

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01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:38,280
Speaker 1: Oh please, it's it's a hypothetical question, dummy. I wouldn't

1338
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:41,120
Speaker 1: want to go that far back, all right. Jason in

1339
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,880
Speaker 1: Tampa says, after listening to your podcast, I must truly

1340
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:47,680
Speaker 1: say Rob Manford and gag On have one major thing

1341
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:51,080
Speaker 1: in common. They are both truly full of shit and

1342
01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:53,639
Speaker 1: live in their own reality and don't have a clue

1343
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:57,400
Speaker 1: what is really going on around them. Your thoughts, Oh,

1344
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:02,120
Speaker 1: that's just well. Put where's he from again? Tampa? FLOORA

1345
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:04,240
Speaker 1: Jason and TAMAI you go to Florida. Maybe you can

1346
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:07,040
Speaker 1: visit Jason, have a lunch with him. There's a there's

1347
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:11,000
Speaker 1: an awesome hotel. Uh, speaking of Tampa, he can actually

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01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:14,080
Speaker 1: attest to this. It's in St. Petersburg called the Donces

1349
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:19,599
Speaker 1: Are it is you spoke about good Fellas, Ben, This

1350
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:23,679
Speaker 1: hotel is is straight out of good Fellas or Casino.

1351
01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:28,879
Speaker 1: It's it's pink with white lining around the overall hotel

1352
01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:33,200
Speaker 1: and the beaches there the sand is solid white. It's

1353
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:37,120
Speaker 1: absolutely gorgeous, But yeah, the don cs Are Hotel in St.

1354
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:40,200
Speaker 1: Petersburg and Ben that was the That was the spot

1355
01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:45,280
Speaker 1: where my bosses would go all the time. And if

1356
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:47,120
Speaker 1: you ever get a chance to go down to Tampa,

1357
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:49,559
Speaker 1: I would highly recommend if you you and the missles go,

1358
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:51,799
Speaker 1: or if you go down there to watch a raised

1359
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:55,519
Speaker 1: game with your boy Blake snell Um, No, what the

1360
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:57,280
Speaker 1: funk is he talking about? Like, I don't have a

1361
01:09:57,320 --> 01:09:59,760
Speaker 1: clue a clue about what? Like what is her referencing?

1362
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:03,519
Speaker 1: I can try to touch with society much like Rob Manford.

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01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:07,639
Speaker 1: You want me to interpret what Jason is saying. Moron

1364
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:10,000
Speaker 1: members out of touch with the common man. The common

1365
01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:12,880
Speaker 1: sports fan thinks the astros should be punished. I think

1366
01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:16,120
Speaker 1: you think those players should be actually be banned. I

1367
01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:19,000
Speaker 1: think the two titles between Houston and Boston should be

1368
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:21,840
Speaker 1: vacated and nobody should have gotten them in two thousand.

1369
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:25,040
Speaker 1: So Jason saying that Rob Manford's out of touch with

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01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:27,879
Speaker 1: the populace, you're also out of touch with the Mallem militia.

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01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:30,799
Speaker 1: You don't relate to the common man. So it's different.

1372
01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:33,200
Speaker 1: But it's because you west of the four fun I

1373
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:38,320
Speaker 1: get paid peanuts just like they do. There's only you're not.

1374
01:10:38,479 --> 01:10:41,200
Speaker 1: You know, you're dealing with people that have hard working jobs,

1375
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:44,400
Speaker 1: blue collar jobs. Most of them don't relate to these people,

1376
01:10:44,479 --> 01:10:47,320
Speaker 1: so do I. It is very blue collar to do

1377
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:49,879
Speaker 1: the ship that I do for you, for the network

1378
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:52,200
Speaker 1: and for other platforms that because I do it all

1379
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:56,439
Speaker 1: by myself. All right, Moving on Kohlie in Round Rock

1380
01:10:56,760 --> 01:11:00,000
Speaker 1: right San, he says, with toilet paper being completely bought

1381
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:04,160
Speaker 1: out by paranoid masses at Costco, what would your go

1382
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:08,800
Speaker 1: to be for backdoor maintenance? And he says, a sock, cat,

1383
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:13,320
Speaker 1: et cetera, some cold, well cold. That's a great question.

1384
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:14,760
Speaker 1: I often think about what do you do if you

1385
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:17,600
Speaker 1: run out of toilet paper? What do you do? Um,

1386
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:19,920
Speaker 1: there's several options. You could obviously just use your hand

1387
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:21,479
Speaker 1: and then wash your hand really good. That would be

1388
01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:25,080
Speaker 1: rather disgusting. I think I'd go old school gascon number two.

1389
01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:27,639
Speaker 1: I would use leaves, because it wasn't that the original

1390
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:29,960
Speaker 1: toilet paper? Yeah? Yeah, so I think I would go

1391
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:32,320
Speaker 1: with a nice But you gotta make sure the leaf

1392
01:11:32,479 --> 01:11:34,639
Speaker 1: is just freshly pulled off the tree, right. You don't

1393
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:36,800
Speaker 1: want to use a leaf that's been laying on the

1394
01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:38,920
Speaker 1: ground for a while because that's on sanitary if you

1395
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:44,639
Speaker 1: get poison ivy, yeah, you would like that free. Could

1396
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:46,959
Speaker 1: you imagine that? By the way, where is your defecated

1397
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:50,519
Speaker 1: underwear at these days? Uh, you know it's been washed

1398
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:53,000
Speaker 1: and you know clean. And I had a couple of

1399
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:56,240
Speaker 1: people that responded to me, men and women, that said

1400
01:11:56,640 --> 01:12:02,120
Speaker 1: that they related to your your misfortune about the pants. Yes,

1401
01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:04,920
Speaker 1: that was wild. It's uh see, I'm not alone. There's

1402
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:06,680
Speaker 1: a lot of people that don't talk about See. I

1403
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:08,920
Speaker 1: made the mistake of talking about it, and I compromised

1404
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:11,760
Speaker 1: myself by talking about it. But yeah, it's a it

1405
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:14,439
Speaker 1: is a great story. You figure most people after ship

1406
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:16,679
Speaker 1: at least a couple of times a day, at least

1407
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:19,040
Speaker 1: once a day. So if you do the math and

1408
01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:20,759
Speaker 1: you look at how many people live in the world,

1409
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:24,759
Speaker 1: you know, something goes haywire. You know, something goes something

1410
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:27,679
Speaker 1: from a job inside there. The timing is all wrong

1411
01:12:27,800 --> 01:12:30,080
Speaker 1: and uh, you know you have an accent. It happens.

1412
01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:32,559
Speaker 1: You gotta use it. Yeah, you gotta use leaves. You

1413
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:34,639
Speaker 1: gotta if you don't have if you don't have any

1414
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:40,320
Speaker 1: other supplies. Ricky, Ricky and Beantown Rights and He says,

1415
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:43,960
Speaker 1: have you enjoyed a nice Asian massage parlor? Ricky, I

1416
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,320
Speaker 1: think we've had this question needed on the show. Yeah,

1417
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:47,920
Speaker 1: well last week we had it. All right, So Ricky,

1418
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:54,840
Speaker 1: we had this last week and no. Yeah. J from Scottsville,

1419
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:58,360
Speaker 1: Kentucky rights in a great place on God's green Earth.

1420
01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:01,439
Speaker 1: He says, if you blinked and when you open your eyes,

1421
01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:05,000
Speaker 1: you were in a new career unrelated to radio. What

1422
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:08,559
Speaker 1: job do you see yourself in? All right, well, thank you, Jay.

1423
01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:11,799
Speaker 1: I see myself as a podcaster. That's what I see myself.

1424
01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:18,200
Speaker 1: Uh No, listen. I wonder like what would have happened

1425
01:13:18,240 --> 01:13:20,519
Speaker 1: if I hadn't made it in radio, if I hadn't

1426
01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:22,479
Speaker 1: been able to get a job and keep a job

1427
01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:25,120
Speaker 1: for a while, Like what would I do? And I

1428
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:27,160
Speaker 1: I've I've often said I think I could push the

1429
01:13:27,160 --> 01:13:29,200
Speaker 1: shopping carts at Costco. I think I could work at

1430
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:31,439
Speaker 1: Costco behind the scenes there. I think that would be

1431
01:13:31,479 --> 01:13:34,320
Speaker 1: a a job that I would enjoy. But as far

1432
01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:39,120
Speaker 1: as like other jobs, I've been an amateur lawyer. I've

1433
01:13:39,160 --> 01:13:41,920
Speaker 1: been an amateur lawyer on the radio. So I think

1434
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:45,200
Speaker 1: practicing law on getting into a heated legal argument, would

1435
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:47,320
Speaker 1: be fun. I think that would be good. I'm also

1436
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:50,880
Speaker 1: interested in real estate and investing in real estate and

1437
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:52,759
Speaker 1: that kind of thing, so I think that would be interesting.

1438
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:55,040
Speaker 1: You know, so that that kind of stuff. What about you,

1439
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:59,960
Speaker 1: guess I've always said this, um waking up, I would

1440
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:05,599
Speaker 1: say I am a hospitality executive. I love hotels, Ben.

1441
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:07,400
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's because of Vegas. I'd go

1442
01:14:07,439 --> 01:14:09,280
Speaker 1: when I was a teenager to where I'm at now.

1443
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:13,040
Speaker 1: But I love hotels like the w Hotel here in

1444
01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:19,639
Speaker 1: l a Um, the Langham Hotel in Pasadena. It's old school. No,

1445
01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:23,400
Speaker 1: they're in Los Angeles. Who cares? I just mentioned the dances.

1446
01:14:23,479 --> 01:14:27,600
Speaker 1: Are you think about the MGM Hotel in Vegas, the Venetian,

1447
01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:31,040
Speaker 1: the Bellagio. I love hotels. I think it's fascinating that

1448
01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:33,519
Speaker 1: you can take care of people just to get them

1449
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:38,880
Speaker 1: away from their everyday live You mentioned sports why the

1450
01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:42,719
Speaker 1: beds usually suck? And I've been to hotels people leave

1451
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:45,360
Speaker 1: ship in the rule, they don't clean the room properly.

1452
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:47,599
Speaker 1: I want. I stayed at hotel in Vegas one time

1453
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:51,880
Speaker 1: and there's somebody's driver's license and UH was in the room.

1454
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:55,040
Speaker 1: They left their driver's license, and they're like, was there

1455
01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:57,759
Speaker 1: cocaine on a license? I don't. I don't know about that.

1456
01:14:58,479 --> 01:15:02,439
Speaker 1: I stay at the Cosmopolitan in Vegas a few years ago. Open.

1457
01:15:02,479 --> 01:15:05,679
Speaker 1: I have this standard operating procedure when I check in,

1458
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:09,320
Speaker 1: I under the bed, opened up the sheets and there

1459
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:11,200
Speaker 1: was a used condim and it it was pretty good.

1460
01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:14,680
Speaker 1: Was it yours? No? It was not mine. I just

1461
01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:18,280
Speaker 1: got in there, dummy. I like hotels, man, I like

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01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:21,000
Speaker 1: you made that very clear that ULI hotels. You don't

1463
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:23,479
Speaker 1: need to repeat yourself. It's it's fine, we we do that.

1464
01:15:23,479 --> 01:15:25,120
Speaker 1: You would work at a hotel, is what you're saying now.

1465
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:29,000
Speaker 1: I'd be an executive, like designing hotels and and building

1466
01:15:29,120 --> 01:15:31,160
Speaker 1: across the world. I'd love to do something like that,

1467
01:15:31,520 --> 01:15:36,800
Speaker 1: like a brand. Brian from north Bridge in Massachusetts. North

1468
01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:39,360
Speaker 1: Bridge from mass Right, Cindy says, been seeing that gascon

1469
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:43,320
Speaker 1: proves how awful he is in every podcast. Do you

1470
01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:48,719
Speaker 1: think that I Heart Media is trying to savogage you? Also?

1471
01:15:48,760 --> 01:15:52,519
Speaker 1: Do you think he actually gagged while trying to advance

1472
01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:54,840
Speaker 1: his career. That's from Brian. I don't know the second

1473
01:15:54,840 --> 01:15:57,479
Speaker 1: part of that, but it has been whispered in hush

1474
01:15:57,520 --> 01:16:01,320
Speaker 1: tones that gascon Is, but he's been placed to derail

1475
01:16:01,479 --> 01:16:04,720
Speaker 1: my career, that he has been put in there to

1476
01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:09,000
Speaker 1: bring me down. No, No, I have actually said that

1477
01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:11,360
Speaker 1: to you via text, I think a couple of times,

1478
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,639
Speaker 1: like I am here to try to derail your show. Yeah,

1479
01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:18,160
Speaker 1: and you are. You have man handled many a great show,

1480
01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:20,320
Speaker 1: that's true. I mean there's no you have people here

1481
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:24,160
Speaker 1: in the building that can oppose my will so um, ironically,

1482
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:25,800
Speaker 1: you don't have a lot of manhood, but you have

1483
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:33,599
Speaker 1: made the man handle your Christmas parties anyway. Yeah, yeah,

1484
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:36,080
Speaker 1: he showed up late and complained the food was cold

1485
01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:38,479
Speaker 1: when it was hot, when everyone else ate the food.

1486
01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:41,720
Speaker 1: I remember that. And then you you're like on the

1487
01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:45,040
Speaker 1: prowl at the at the party. There nothing wrong with that.

1488
01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:50,920
Speaker 1: Control yourself, Dan and Kalamazoo Rights. In Beautiful Calamazoo, he says,

1489
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:56,400
Speaker 1: does Gagon get his creatine from Ashley Manning? I mean

1490
01:16:56,479 --> 01:16:59,680
Speaker 1: Chelsea Manning, fucking idiot? No, I think he's referring to

1491
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:07,120
Speaker 1: ash Manning, which is Peyton Manning's wife. Oh, I think

1492
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:12,320
Speaker 1: with the other way, Yeahsie, you're actually more relatable to

1493
01:17:12,439 --> 01:17:15,320
Speaker 1: the other any other Manning. You're an idiot. I got

1494
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:17,280
Speaker 1: you well, you brought that up. I didn't bring it up.

1495
01:17:17,439 --> 01:17:19,720
Speaker 1: What's any thoughts on that? Get Where do you get

1496
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:22,040
Speaker 1: your creating? How much does Create Team cost these days?

1497
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:25,760
Speaker 1: I bought some Create Team for fifty dollars, but the

1498
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:29,320
Speaker 1: servings it's just one table spoon and it's not enough.

1499
01:17:29,439 --> 01:17:32,280
Speaker 1: You want on the costco of creating. That's actually what

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01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:35,040
Speaker 1: it is. It's it's good for like sixty days or

1501
01:17:35,080 --> 01:17:38,560
Speaker 1: something like that. So are you a crusader to celebrate

1502
01:17:38,600 --> 01:17:43,640
Speaker 1: the virtues of creating? No? But Mark McGuire circle, No,

1503
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:45,840
Speaker 1: I did do Andrew when they were on that home

1504
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:48,760
Speaker 1: run spree. That actually got me into doing Andrew like

1505
01:17:48,960 --> 01:17:53,880
Speaker 1: him Sosa. Shannon Sharp was a big spokesman for e S.

1506
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:56,479
Speaker 1: I remember that. Yeah, yeah, I did all that stuff

1507
01:17:56,479 --> 01:17:58,120
Speaker 1: back and then I mean it's like monkey see monkey

1508
01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:00,600
Speaker 1: do And I try to emulate Sharp when I played ball. Also,

1509
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:03,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, I told you this last week. Just

1510
01:18:03,200 --> 01:18:06,200
Speaker 1: the age and like getting old and your muscle, you

1511
01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:08,599
Speaker 1: really try to you still try to emulate the way

1512
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:11,800
Speaker 1: you talk. You still emulate Shannon Sharp. What do you

1513
01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:13,599
Speaker 1: trying to say? Like, I don't I sound like him

1514
01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:15,040
Speaker 1: when I talked? Yeah, you sound a little like you

1515
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:16,680
Speaker 1: have the same cadence is him? You know, I do

1516
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:19,040
Speaker 1: not definitely do that. Have you? Have you gone back

1517
01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:22,440
Speaker 1: and watched our tape when I call that beautiful performance

1518
01:18:22,479 --> 01:18:25,400
Speaker 1: was centennial and Jay Sarah, Oh the seventy thousand and

1519
01:18:25,479 --> 01:18:29,160
Speaker 1: nothing score that, Yes, it was swept away by the

1520
01:18:29,200 --> 01:18:35,200
Speaker 1: garbage time programming that we had. The game was a

1521
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:38,040
Speaker 1: blowout and we got all your bits in the second half.

1522
01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:42,679
Speaker 1: So yeah, the only people watching were the mallam militia people.

1523
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:46,400
Speaker 1: That was it. They only want watching anyway. Moving on here,

1524
01:18:46,479 --> 01:18:49,000
Speaker 1: let's see what do we have here? More questions? This

1525
01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:51,120
Speaker 1: is the grab bag, A lot of questions from people

1526
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:54,120
Speaker 1: like yourself. Uh, here's one. Are you wearing a face

1527
01:18:54,240 --> 01:18:56,280
Speaker 1: mask when you go to Costco? This is some Richie

1528
01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:58,960
Speaker 1: the Boston guy. He says, are you gonna we're wearing

1529
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:02,599
Speaker 1: a face mask at Costco this weekend? If you are,

1530
01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:05,800
Speaker 1: are you bringing the free samples home or eating them

1531
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:09,160
Speaker 1: in the car? Now? Let me tell you something, Richie.

1532
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:13,240
Speaker 1: I am a dare devil. I'm a thrill seeker, all right,

1533
01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:16,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonn adrenaline junkie. Do you understand that? So it

1534
01:19:16,439 --> 01:19:19,040
Speaker 1: is I will go to Costco, I will walk around.

1535
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:22,320
Speaker 1: It's like swimming with great white sharks in South Africa.

1536
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:24,800
Speaker 1: When you go to Costco with a coronavirus, I will

1537
01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:28,320
Speaker 1: be doing that, just like running with the bulls in Pamplona, Spain,

1538
01:19:28,479 --> 01:19:30,759
Speaker 1: or driving two hundred miles an hour in the Autobahn

1539
01:19:31,160 --> 01:19:33,800
Speaker 1: in Germany going to Costco. But I'm not gonna wear

1540
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:36,320
Speaker 1: a mask, and I'm gonna I think it's even better

1541
01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:38,439
Speaker 1: now because people don't want to go to Costco because

1542
01:19:38,439 --> 01:19:41,559
Speaker 1: they're afraid of the coronavirus, which means more samples for me,

1543
01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:46,439
Speaker 1: more samples for me. Don't be such a fat ass.

1544
01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:51,080
Speaker 1: It's my tradition. You can't get fat eating samples at

1545
01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:59,000
Speaker 1: Costco PA. Yes, yes, you can't. Alright anyway, what else? Uh?

1546
01:19:59,040 --> 01:20:02,719
Speaker 1: Here's another one from day and in Kalamazoo who wrote

1547
01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:05,000
Speaker 1: and he says, are you prepared for a couple of

1548
01:20:05,040 --> 01:20:08,880
Speaker 1: weeks of quarantine if need be? That's from Dan Oh

1549
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:12,360
Speaker 1: absolutely not no, no, no, uh and not prepared at all.

1550
01:20:12,439 --> 01:20:14,840
Speaker 1: But you know you can figure out. You'll be fun.

1551
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:18,040
Speaker 1: You are prepared because you get you have sick days,

1552
01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:21,400
Speaker 1: you have vacation days, you have camp days, you have

1553
01:20:21,479 --> 01:20:24,519
Speaker 1: all you have a plethora of days. That you can

1554
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:26,519
Speaker 1: take off from work. Well, I don't need to take

1555
01:20:26,600 --> 01:20:29,280
Speaker 1: days so I can do the show from the Mallard mansion.

1556
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:31,439
Speaker 1: I have to so I don't have to take any

1557
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:35,160
Speaker 1: days off. Very relatable, Ben, that is very relatable. Steve

1558
01:20:35,160 --> 01:20:37,479
Speaker 1: Harvey relates to me, Rush Limbaugh does the show from

1559
01:20:37,479 --> 01:20:40,200
Speaker 1: his house. Very relatable. You know what's relatable as the

1560
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:43,200
Speaker 1: figures that they make seven eight nine figures. And Ben

1561
01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:51,120
Speaker 1: Mallory yeaut there elite uh amilia no from west side

1562
01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:55,599
Speaker 1: of St. Paul, Minnesota. Right. So he says, question is

1563
01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:58,680
Speaker 1: for everybody there, and it's actually about Roberto. But I

1564
01:20:58,680 --> 01:21:01,040
Speaker 1: guess we can answer it. Hold on a second, my

1565
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:06,000
Speaker 1: headphones came looser, kill yourself, kill yourself a little bit there. Well,

1566
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:08,639
Speaker 1: what do you think? What's the name last a couple

1567
01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:12,000
Speaker 1: of days ago? The gambler? Um, what's the one that

1568
01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:15,880
Speaker 1: was threatening everybody with this dull knife? Oh? The guy

1569
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:21,000
Speaker 1: Parley Pat Pats kill yourself jesus. Yeah, well there you guys,

1570
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:25,000
Speaker 1: snap my headphones back here. Anyway, Ameliana says, we're Roberto

1571
01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:29,280
Speaker 1: too scared to enter the verbal octagon with Chris in Houston.

1572
01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:32,800
Speaker 1: He seemed shocked when Chris called him out as a

1573
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:36,080
Speaker 1: little snowflake over blowing him up, hanging up on him,

1574
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:39,439
Speaker 1: and was tongue tied. And then he says, will Roberto

1575
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:43,280
Speaker 1: pull a whoopie pie Blair and no show versus Marcel?

1576
01:21:44,360 --> 01:21:49,439
Speaker 1: So yeah, I remember that Chris went a tack dog.

1577
01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:56,120
Speaker 1: He went piranha on Roberto, and uh, Roberto could have

1578
01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:58,160
Speaker 1: handled that a little bit better. But I would take

1579
01:21:58,240 --> 01:22:03,200
Speaker 1: Roberto over Chris because Roberto has the power of fading

1580
01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:07,680
Speaker 1: down Chris. So Chris would not get a word in edgewise,

1581
01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:10,960
Speaker 1: and it would be an advantage. He might be able

1582
01:22:11,000 --> 01:22:15,960
Speaker 1: to maybe poke the nose of of Roberto, but in

1583
01:22:15,960 --> 01:22:18,640
Speaker 1: the end Roberto would come back with enough haymakers that

1584
01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:21,920
Speaker 1: Chris would be marginalized. He's just not good content, Like,

1585
01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:24,120
Speaker 1: why would you put that guy? I'd rather have Marcel

1586
01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:26,559
Speaker 1: on the air than than than Chris and Hughes, this

1587
01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:30,080
Speaker 1: is not helpful. Now you're just inspiring him to now

1588
01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:32,880
Speaker 1: harass you more. He's not gonna He's not harassing me.

1589
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:35,640
Speaker 1: I don't even pay attention to that bug, all right?

1590
01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:38,200
Speaker 1: Moving on, Carlos in Houston writes and he says, I

1591
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:42,760
Speaker 1: don't normally ask sports questions, are you guys liking the

1592
01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:46,840
Speaker 1: new Rockets small ball lineup. Well, you know, Carlos, it

1593
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:50,760
Speaker 1: goes against my DNA to say anything a negative or

1594
01:22:51,040 --> 01:22:53,639
Speaker 1: well actually anything positive about Houston and all that stuff.

1595
01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:59,200
Speaker 1: But I actually do like the small ball because it's

1596
01:22:59,200 --> 01:23:01,679
Speaker 1: a version of a D'Antoni system. I was a big

1597
01:23:01,720 --> 01:23:04,040
Speaker 1: fan of the Mike D'Antoni system with the Sons. I

1598
01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:06,320
Speaker 1: love the way the Sun's played when they had Steve

1599
01:23:06,439 --> 01:23:10,519
Speaker 1: Nash and Mari Stottomeyer and the Matrix Sean Mary and

1600
01:23:10,920 --> 01:23:13,400
Speaker 1: I love those teams. They were fun to watch. They

1601
01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:16,880
Speaker 1: were entertaining. You penetrate your pass, you shoot all that

1602
01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:23,080
Speaker 1: flying around the court. It was awesome. And I we've

1603
01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:25,160
Speaker 1: got away from that. I know now it's just a

1604
01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:28,679
Speaker 1: jump shooting consists like a Papa shot uh in the NBA.

1605
01:23:29,439 --> 01:23:32,320
Speaker 1: But the way I'll answers, do I like it? Yes,

1606
01:23:32,840 --> 01:23:36,040
Speaker 1: I absolutely like the way that the Rockets are playing.

1607
01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:40,479
Speaker 1: There's no question about it. Will it work? No, it

1608
01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:42,840
Speaker 1: will not work. They can It's not a sustainable thing.

1609
01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:45,280
Speaker 1: They're not gonna be able to win a championship playing

1610
01:23:45,280 --> 01:23:48,360
Speaker 1: that style of play. Uh, And they would have to

1611
01:23:48,479 --> 01:23:51,040
Speaker 1: break the norms of the NBA to do it. I

1612
01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:54,400
Speaker 1: don't see them doing it because I believe ultimately the playoffs,

1613
01:23:54,680 --> 01:23:58,000
Speaker 1: Russell Westbrook will be a liability lat in games. James

1614
01:23:58,040 --> 01:24:00,920
Speaker 1: Harden normally takes one game off in playoff series or

1615
01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:03,559
Speaker 1: a half off in a in a key game and

1616
01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:07,200
Speaker 1: derails you. But as far as from an entertainment standpoint,

1617
01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:12,960
Speaker 1: absolutely absolutely, it's great. And they're gonna get killed rebounding wise,

1618
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:16,439
Speaker 1: they better make all their shots. Um, but we'll see

1619
01:24:16,439 --> 01:24:20,679
Speaker 1: you down the line. But it's it's unorthodox, but it's fun.

1620
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:23,080
Speaker 1: I would like to see them in a playoff series

1621
01:24:23,120 --> 01:24:24,760
Speaker 1: against Dallas. I think that would be a lot of

1622
01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:27,080
Speaker 1: fun because you got Luka don Chich and you've got

1623
01:24:27,120 --> 01:24:30,519
Speaker 1: porzingists that can shoot from the outside. And like you mentioned,

1624
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:33,080
Speaker 1: the best thing is is Russell Westbrook is such a

1625
01:24:33,160 --> 01:24:36,920
Speaker 1: loose cannon that he can get forty on any given night.

1626
01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:40,240
Speaker 1: He'll go for forty and ten and ten, or he

1627
01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:42,639
Speaker 1: can go three or thirty from the field and James

1628
01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:45,280
Speaker 1: Harden won't touch the rock. That's the best part about

1629
01:24:45,320 --> 01:24:48,080
Speaker 1: watching Russell Westbrook play the game of basketball is that

1630
01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:50,440
Speaker 1: he can win it for you or he can absolutely

1631
01:24:50,479 --> 01:24:52,720
Speaker 1: just kill you. He can go vintage, he can go

1632
01:24:52,760 --> 01:24:55,639
Speaker 1: a vintage Kobe Bryant the two thousand four NBA Finals,

1633
01:24:55,680 --> 01:24:58,360
Speaker 1: just shoot you out of the series. Yeah, I mean

1634
01:24:58,360 --> 01:25:02,120
Speaker 1: that's the way he's. He's eventually will spiral out of

1635
01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:09,240
Speaker 1: control at some point and just undisciplined. And that's good

1636
01:25:09,280 --> 01:25:13,679
Speaker 1: for us because when he when he is unrestrained, and

1637
01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:16,240
Speaker 1: it makes for great monologues. And I look forward to

1638
01:25:16,240 --> 01:25:19,200
Speaker 1: doing those monologues. I've done him every year, and I

1639
01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:22,000
Speaker 1: can write a book on how to do a Russell

1640
01:25:22,040 --> 01:25:26,000
Speaker 1: Westbrook is out of control, careless with the basketball and

1641
01:25:26,120 --> 01:25:28,080
Speaker 1: hurts his team. But but again, Carlos, I like the

1642
01:25:28,120 --> 01:25:31,320
Speaker 1: way I like in theory of it, I like their execution.

1643
01:25:31,439 --> 01:25:34,360
Speaker 1: Probably will not, I will not work study this. You

1644
01:25:34,360 --> 01:25:36,559
Speaker 1: want to do some study, Yes, yes, let's do it,

1645
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:41,599
Speaker 1: all right. A survey what percentage of Americans would turn

1646
01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:47,360
Speaker 1: down a free cruise because of the concerns over the coronavirus.

1647
01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:52,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, Hi, I'll go like se right now,

1648
01:25:52,479 --> 01:25:55,200
Speaker 1: So you think seventy three of Americans would say I'm

1649
01:25:55,240 --> 01:25:57,519
Speaker 1: gonna give you a feel, I'll give you a free

1650
01:25:57,520 --> 01:26:01,160
Speaker 1: cruise to the Bahamas. And you're like, I'm good, Yeah,

1651
01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:03,960
Speaker 1: I don't need it. Well, you're actually right, in the

1652
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:06,679
Speaker 1: ballpark where you need to be. According to the survey,

1653
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:12,120
Speaker 1: two thirds two thirds of Americans would turn down a

1654
01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:17,160
Speaker 1: free cruise because they're freaked out by the coronavirus. We

1655
01:26:17,240 --> 01:26:19,000
Speaker 1: have a friend who's on a cruise right now. That's right,

1656
01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:23,400
Speaker 1: Rob Parker's on the Golden Girls cruise. Yeah, did you

1657
01:26:23,439 --> 01:26:27,520
Speaker 1: see the video he posted of they had a contest,

1658
01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:31,000
Speaker 1: the dance off contest on the Golden Girls cruise. They

1659
01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:35,439
Speaker 1: were it's the yea the Best Rose contest and robson

1660
01:26:35,520 --> 01:26:39,240
Speaker 1: a photo from this. It's wild, man, it is crazy.

1661
01:26:39,439 --> 01:26:41,920
Speaker 1: I don't know what's worst. The videos are the fact

1662
01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:44,320
Speaker 1: that he posted a picture with his six d dollar

1663
01:26:44,400 --> 01:26:47,360
Speaker 1: Gucci shoes on that he was happy that he got

1664
01:26:47,439 --> 01:26:50,040
Speaker 1: at a discounted rate, which were like a thousand dollars

1665
01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:55,400
Speaker 1: that said Gucci on them. Yeah. And I think it

1666
01:26:55,439 --> 01:26:57,840
Speaker 1: was justin in Cincinnati that pointed out that Rob is

1667
01:26:57,840 --> 01:27:00,720
Speaker 1: actually cheaper than I am. Like. He will go to

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01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:03,280
Speaker 1: Ross Dress for Less, which is I like Cross. I

1669
01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:05,960
Speaker 1: actually have shopped there before as well. But it's a

1670
01:27:05,960 --> 01:27:08,040
Speaker 1: great scavenger hunt when you go to Ross Dress for Less.

1671
01:27:08,040 --> 01:27:09,880
Speaker 1: But he will like brag about getting a shirt for

1672
01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:13,639
Speaker 1: one used to be seventy bucks or something. He will

1673
01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:16,400
Speaker 1: because our building is right next to a poil loco.

1674
01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:19,880
Speaker 1: He wears the chicken. Yeah, he will keep a cut

1675
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:23,280
Speaker 1: from a poil loco, just to return the same day

1676
01:27:23,360 --> 01:27:30,080
Speaker 1: or the next day and ren yes, no, no, yes, Wow,

1677
01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:33,439
Speaker 1: that's a boss move man. He should write a book.

1678
01:27:33,560 --> 01:27:37,439
Speaker 1: That's great, man. That makes me seem like a very

1679
01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:41,080
Speaker 1: unfrugal person. I don't think I've ever done that. I

1680
01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:46,960
Speaker 1: don't recall every doing something as radunculous as that. That's great. Well, yeah,

1681
01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:49,519
Speaker 1: I've never been on a cruise. I know some people

1682
01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:50,760
Speaker 1: say you should do it. Would be great, you have

1683
01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:52,320
Speaker 1: a good time. My wife would like to do it.

1684
01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:58,080
Speaker 1: But I'm good. I got food on a cruise once. Congratulations,

1685
01:27:58,120 --> 01:28:01,800
Speaker 1: you want a cookie? No, I just cruises. You're just confined,

1686
01:28:01,920 --> 01:28:04,639
Speaker 1: so it sucks and you get sick. Anything happens, you're

1687
01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:07,599
Speaker 1: you're fucked. All right, Here we go. A new survey

1688
01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:11,519
Speaker 1: says blank percent of Americans are avoiding corona beers because

1689
01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:15,800
Speaker 1: of fears of the coronavirus. For fox sake. Um, you

1690
01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:17,840
Speaker 1: said two thirds before, so I'll say a third. I'll

1691
01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:23,280
Speaker 1: say like close again, but not quite right. The answer

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01:28:23,360 --> 01:28:27,439
Speaker 1: is thirty eight percent. Thirty According to a new study,

1693
01:28:27,479 --> 01:28:30,759
Speaker 1: thirty percent of Americans are not drinking as much Corona

1694
01:28:30,760 --> 01:28:33,240
Speaker 1: beer because they're freaked out by the they got the

1695
01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:36,120
Speaker 1: heebie gs of the coronavirus. Boy, So does that mean

1696
01:28:36,120 --> 01:28:40,000
Speaker 1: that thirty eight percent of people are just complete Neanderthal morons?

1697
01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:42,160
Speaker 1: Is that what that means? Yes? Well, I guess the

1698
01:28:42,160 --> 01:28:44,800
Speaker 1: other question then, is if you're not drinking Corona beer,

1699
01:28:45,040 --> 01:28:48,479
Speaker 1: what would your alternative be to that? For Mexican beer? Like,

1700
01:28:48,479 --> 01:28:51,880
Speaker 1: would you go to Cote? Well, that's the only other

1701
01:28:51,960 --> 01:28:54,240
Speaker 1: Mexican beer I really know, So I think you'd have

1702
01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:58,280
Speaker 1: to get to Cote. But what kind of primitive, unrefined

1703
01:28:59,120 --> 01:29:02,599
Speaker 1: people are living amongst us here? Like were they raised

1704
01:29:02,600 --> 01:29:04,640
Speaker 1: by wolves or something like that? Were they born in

1705
01:29:04,680 --> 01:29:07,320
Speaker 1: a barn? Gascon that they're Like, I think I can

1706
01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:10,519
Speaker 1: get the coronavirus from a Corona beer with the lime,

1707
01:29:10,720 --> 01:29:16,559
Speaker 1: you know? Alright? Another one, Americans are spending more for

1708
01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:21,920
Speaker 1: more for treatment on blank ailments than any other conditions,

1709
01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:24,800
Speaker 1: according to the research from the US Healthcare Data. So

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01:29:24,800 --> 01:29:29,160
Speaker 1: we're looking for problems that human beings have with their

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01:29:29,200 --> 01:29:33,040
Speaker 1: body that they spend the most money on per year.

1712
01:29:34,080 --> 01:29:39,040
Speaker 1: God my first thing. My first inclination would be mental

1713
01:29:40,240 --> 01:29:48,560
Speaker 1: to the mental, not mental like physical, like mental physical situation. Okay, um,

1714
01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:58,519
Speaker 1: right now like hands to to to to, Oh, your

1715
01:29:58,560 --> 01:30:03,880
Speaker 1: time is up and say hey, hands kind of but

1716
01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:08,599
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna give you credit for that. Americans are

1717
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:14,240
Speaker 1: spending more on treatment for spinal issues and joint pain

1718
01:30:14,840 --> 01:30:19,080
Speaker 1: ailments than any other condition. According to the US Health data,

1719
01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:23,680
Speaker 1: it's neck and lower back pain is the main one. Uh.

1720
01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:27,840
Speaker 1: This the latest data they have is from and the

1721
01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:31,960
Speaker 1: amount of money spent on spinal issues and joint pain.

1722
01:30:32,880 --> 01:30:36,559
Speaker 1: Are you ready for this, guest, guy, painful, you're sitting

1723
01:30:36,600 --> 01:30:44,320
Speaker 1: down three hundred and eighty billion dollars three eight billion

1724
01:30:44,320 --> 01:30:48,040
Speaker 1: dollars now according to this study, they point out that

1725
01:30:48,040 --> 01:30:53,679
Speaker 1: that breaks down to almost ten thousand dollars for every man, woman,

1726
01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:56,000
Speaker 1: and child who is a citizen in the United States.

1727
01:30:56,479 --> 01:31:00,280
Speaker 1: It is roughly eighteen of the US grows to stick

1728
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:05,200
Speaker 1: product all right for back pain and uh, and you know,

1729
01:31:05,280 --> 01:31:08,120
Speaker 1: spinal issues and all that and and joint pain. An't

1730
01:31:08,120 --> 01:31:10,760
Speaker 1: that crazy? It is? Now? I think do you think

1731
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:12,760
Speaker 1: part of that's attributed to the fact that a lot

1732
01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:16,679
Speaker 1: of us have a sedentary jobs or sitting down a lot,

1733
01:31:17,240 --> 01:31:20,160
Speaker 1: or drivers that are sitting in traffic a lot, or

1734
01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:24,720
Speaker 1: commuting for far distances. Yeah, I'm sure that's part of it.

1735
01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:27,439
Speaker 1: And people don't move. You gotta keep your body moving

1736
01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:29,439
Speaker 1: right as long as you can. You gotta keep body

1737
01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:31,800
Speaker 1: in motion, stays in motion. That's what I learned as

1738
01:31:31,800 --> 01:31:34,040
Speaker 1: a kids. Plus, like when you're sitting so much, your

1739
01:31:34,120 --> 01:31:36,880
Speaker 1: your legs, your hamstrings, and your quads get so tight.

1740
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:38,840
Speaker 1: It leads to your hip flex series and it leads

1741
01:31:38,840 --> 01:31:41,080
Speaker 1: to the back. And the stress for for all of

1742
01:31:41,160 --> 01:31:43,960
Speaker 1: us is like upper chest and upper back, so the neck.

1743
01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:46,639
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I think the same thing

1744
01:31:46,680 --> 01:31:48,960
Speaker 1: too with with the joints. When you talk about your

1745
01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:53,200
Speaker 1: hands and elbows, just over usage. See you get on

1746
01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:56,200
Speaker 1: then get on creatine. Then I think I need to

1747
01:31:56,200 --> 01:31:58,439
Speaker 1: get on creatine. That that will change my life in

1748
01:31:58,479 --> 01:32:04,120
Speaker 1: amazing ways. Maybe do you have scoliosis? Uh? Do I

1749
01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:09,880
Speaker 1: have scoliosis? No? I didn't have sculios. Do you I do? Yeah, scoliosis.

1750
01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:12,479
Speaker 1: I found that out five years ago actually because of

1751
01:32:12,479 --> 01:32:16,280
Speaker 1: working at Fox Sports Radio. I had back pain working

1752
01:32:16,280 --> 01:32:17,880
Speaker 1: on one of your shows and went to the doctor

1753
01:32:17,920 --> 01:32:21,519
Speaker 1: the very next day. Old let me get my and

1754
01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:23,360
Speaker 1: he he did an X ray and he says, oh,

1755
01:32:23,439 --> 01:32:26,120
Speaker 1: you've got scoliosis. I said, oh, what the fund? Should

1756
01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:28,080
Speaker 1: I have been diagnosed with this when I was a kid.

1757
01:32:28,439 --> 01:32:31,320
Speaker 1: He says, no, it's probably something from from playing your

1758
01:32:31,360 --> 01:32:34,640
Speaker 1: playing days or or driving too much. And yeah, it

1759
01:32:34,680 --> 01:32:39,679
Speaker 1: was all stem from working on your show. Put a coincidence. Yeah,

1760
01:32:39,880 --> 01:32:42,599
Speaker 1: are you done? Yeah, I'm done. I'm here for you.

1761
01:32:42,760 --> 01:32:44,400
Speaker 1: So what else can I do for you? Ben Malley?

1762
01:32:44,960 --> 01:32:48,559
Speaker 1: All right, here's another fun study doing study this real

1763
01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:52,960
Speaker 1: or bullshit? Who knew, Gascan that you are like a

1764
01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:59,040
Speaker 1: dog that sexual scent that man can smell when a

1765
01:32:59,120 --> 01:33:04,559
Speaker 1: woman is aroused? How about that? I did not study.

1766
01:33:05,439 --> 01:33:09,200
Speaker 1: I did not know that. I think it's bullshit. Well,

1767
01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:14,639
Speaker 1: Kent University though in the UK, they did the survey

1768
01:33:14,720 --> 01:33:18,000
Speaker 1: and they said that attraction is conveyed through a number

1769
01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:21,320
Speaker 1: of avenues and many have nothing to do with spoken language. Yeah,

1770
01:33:21,360 --> 01:33:24,360
Speaker 1: the pheromones, right, whether you're aware of it or not.

1771
01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:27,960
Speaker 1: Both men and women's body language often changes ever so

1772
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:32,120
Speaker 1: slightly when we're around someone we find particularly attractive. And

1773
01:33:32,280 --> 01:33:35,120
Speaker 1: according to the study, anyone goes into detail here and

1774
01:33:35,280 --> 01:33:38,879
Speaker 1: it says that it's not just it's not just obvious,

1775
01:33:38,920 --> 01:33:45,559
Speaker 1: sometimes literally. According to study the Nose Nose. The research

1776
01:33:45,640 --> 01:33:49,400
Speaker 1: team has concluded that men can smell when a woman

1777
01:33:50,320 --> 01:33:54,559
Speaker 1: is turned on. About that, I must not have this ability.

1778
01:33:55,080 --> 01:33:58,920
Speaker 1: That must be lacking this ability. Can you go to

1779
01:33:58,960 --> 01:34:01,200
Speaker 1: a doc? But I can't turn them on? Clee, And uh,

1780
01:34:01,240 --> 01:34:04,080
Speaker 1: I don't know when they're turned on. So maybe I can,

1781
01:34:04,160 --> 01:34:06,120
Speaker 1: you know, give me a guide book on that that

1782
01:34:06,200 --> 01:34:09,080
Speaker 1: that you know. Of course you don't know even you know. No,

1783
01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:13,920
Speaker 1: that's interesting. I was. I was always on an impression

1784
01:34:14,000 --> 01:34:18,160
Speaker 1: that it was always the pheromones. So like our body

1785
01:34:18,240 --> 01:34:24,040
Speaker 1: hair would trigger women into the physical attraction too. But

1786
01:34:24,160 --> 01:34:26,519
Speaker 1: if you don't have any body hair, you can't got

1787
01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:29,440
Speaker 1: body hair I want to wear or another Now, I've

1788
01:34:29,479 --> 01:34:32,200
Speaker 1: known some people that who is that guy, Charlie Villeneuava.

1789
01:34:32,560 --> 01:34:35,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he didn't have anybody here. And I have

1790
01:34:35,439 --> 01:34:37,360
Speaker 1: a guy used to know it was a clipper pr guy.

1791
01:34:37,400 --> 01:34:40,200
Speaker 1: Good guy. Uh did not he had that same illness.

1792
01:34:40,240 --> 01:34:46,439
Speaker 1: No body here, no no eyebrows, no nothing, nothing completely gone. Yeah,

1793
01:34:46,800 --> 01:34:52,759
Speaker 1: bad John him. Anyway, here's another random study. Uh, this

1794
01:34:52,760 --> 01:34:57,400
Speaker 1: this one says Instagram fitness posts by the ladies do

1795
01:34:57,640 --> 01:35:03,080
Speaker 1: more harm than good for women men's body images. Yeah,

1796
01:35:03,560 --> 01:35:07,960
Speaker 1: the Instagram is bad for the ladies because the Instagram

1797
01:35:08,040 --> 01:35:11,880
Speaker 1: posts that I see from females, like most of the time,

1798
01:35:12,000 --> 01:35:14,519
Speaker 1: they're either so lean that you think they're on some

1799
01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:18,439
Speaker 1: kind of performance enhancing drug, or there's so fake that

1800
01:35:18,479 --> 01:35:22,040
Speaker 1: you're curious as to what they have injected into them,

1801
01:35:22,040 --> 01:35:26,800
Speaker 1: like top and bottom ben Oh yeah, yes, don't you

1802
01:35:26,840 --> 01:35:29,000
Speaker 1: know that? Or don't you see that? Don't I know that?

1803
01:35:29,080 --> 01:35:31,800
Speaker 1: I don't know what's so. I don't think any women

1804
01:35:31,840 --> 01:35:34,760
Speaker 1: post photos without spandex on in a gym. I've not

1805
01:35:34,840 --> 01:35:37,720
Speaker 1: seen any of os on Instagram. I'm still waiting for

1806
01:35:37,760 --> 01:35:41,720
Speaker 1: the first women to post something that's not uh provocative.

1807
01:35:41,880 --> 01:35:43,720
Speaker 1: But I've been good for them. Why not? Hey, you

1808
01:35:43,760 --> 01:35:46,160
Speaker 1: know it's working. Clearly a bunch of this horn dogs

1809
01:35:46,160 --> 01:35:48,479
Speaker 1: are clicking on all that stuff, right, Yeah, but you

1810
01:35:48,600 --> 01:35:51,160
Speaker 1: just you look at the body and you just think

1811
01:35:51,479 --> 01:35:56,320
Speaker 1: they must have spent close to ten thou dollars on

1812
01:35:56,320 --> 01:35:58,640
Speaker 1: on some kind of surgery cosmdics. You know what I

1813
01:35:58,680 --> 01:36:00,360
Speaker 1: love is though, when you go around on and I

1814
01:36:00,400 --> 01:36:02,000
Speaker 1: see this, everyone want to go out. I don't go

1815
01:36:02,200 --> 01:36:04,320
Speaker 1: out of my house much, but you're like the tourist

1816
01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:09,000
Speaker 1: area like in l A and the Instagram model. You

1817
01:36:09,040 --> 01:36:11,080
Speaker 1: know that's a thing now where they have a people

1818
01:36:11,160 --> 01:36:13,360
Speaker 1: with them for lighting and the whole thing. It's like

1819
01:36:13,840 --> 01:36:17,280
Speaker 1: some of these things are professional photo shoots for because

1820
01:36:17,280 --> 01:36:20,720
Speaker 1: their Instagram influencers and they have half a million followers

1821
01:36:20,800 --> 01:36:24,920
Speaker 1: or whatever, you know, five thousand followers, which is filf

1822
01:36:24,920 --> 01:36:28,120
Speaker 1: a million. Uh, and then they I just want to

1823
01:36:28,160 --> 01:36:30,840
Speaker 1: do the math in my head, guestcount. It's pretty funny.

1824
01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:32,439
Speaker 1: It's like when I remember I used to live in

1825
01:36:32,439 --> 01:36:37,559
Speaker 1: Hollywood when reality TV became a big deal, and I

1826
01:36:37,600 --> 01:36:42,840
Speaker 1: was stopped on Hollywood Boulevard and they were shooting a scene.

1827
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:46,280
Speaker 1: They were crossing the street filming a reality show, and

1828
01:36:46,320 --> 01:36:49,920
Speaker 1: the signal took a while, and I just, for some reason,

1829
01:36:49,920 --> 01:36:54,599
Speaker 1: I was stuck at the signal and they kept crossing

1830
01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:58,600
Speaker 1: the street until they got the right shot. And I

1831
01:36:58,680 --> 01:37:00,439
Speaker 1: was like, you know, that's not really yeah, you know,

1832
01:37:00,479 --> 01:37:03,080
Speaker 1: I mean you said one take, right. I mean they

1833
01:37:03,160 --> 01:37:05,040
Speaker 1: kept doing it until they got the right angle. And

1834
01:37:05,080 --> 01:37:07,040
Speaker 1: the people said that what they were supposed to say.

1835
01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:10,160
Speaker 1: And it's one of those dopey dating shows. It might

1836
01:37:10,200 --> 01:37:12,600
Speaker 1: have been The Bachelor, the original how long has the

1837
01:37:12,600 --> 01:37:16,719
Speaker 1: Bachelor been on? There forever? It was a Bachelor Temptation Island.

1838
01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:21,920
Speaker 1: It wasn't Temptation Island. Wasn't that fair enough? There was

1839
01:37:21,960 --> 01:37:25,639
Speaker 1: that blind? Was it Blind Date? Was that a reality show?

1840
01:37:26,040 --> 01:37:30,120
Speaker 1: Remember that one? Yeah? That was all right. According to

1841
01:37:30,160 --> 01:37:33,720
Speaker 1: a new survey, what how many in thirty people have

1842
01:37:33,920 --> 01:37:39,120
Speaker 1: pooped in the shower? And thirty people, uh, let's have

1843
01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:41,519
Speaker 1: admitted to pooping in the show. Oh, I'm gonna say

1844
01:37:41,520 --> 01:37:44,160
Speaker 1: this is low. I'll say like, I'll say four out

1845
01:37:44,160 --> 01:37:48,400
Speaker 1: of thirty only one one out of thirty people said

1846
01:37:48,439 --> 01:37:50,439
Speaker 1: they pooped in the shower. Have you guessed, you know,

1847
01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:54,599
Speaker 1: pooped in the shower? I have not, thankfully God, Hannah, God, yes,

1848
01:37:56,080 --> 01:37:59,040
Speaker 1: have you in the show? No? I did. Number one

1849
01:37:59,080 --> 01:38:01,320
Speaker 1: I have no problem with. But the number two it

1850
01:38:01,520 --> 01:38:07,400
Speaker 1: seems Yeah, it's a problematic situation. Yeah, logistically I don't

1851
01:38:07,400 --> 01:38:08,920
Speaker 1: know how because if you go at number two, you're

1852
01:38:08,920 --> 01:38:10,240
Speaker 1: getting how do you get rid of it? You're gonna

1853
01:38:10,280 --> 01:38:11,720
Speaker 1: have to use your hand to pick it up. I

1854
01:38:11,720 --> 01:38:13,679
Speaker 1: mean that's a big to do. Or it's even worse

1855
01:38:13,800 --> 01:38:16,439
Speaker 1: as if you take a shower, you dry yourself off

1856
01:38:16,479 --> 01:38:20,240
Speaker 1: and then you have to take a number two. Yeah,

1857
01:38:20,840 --> 01:38:24,719
Speaker 1: that is that's bad timing, timing on that's not good

1858
01:38:24,880 --> 01:38:28,920
Speaker 1: but how about one out of thirty people. That means

1859
01:38:28,960 --> 01:38:34,240
Speaker 1: out of a hundred, that's three little over three out

1860
01:38:34,240 --> 01:38:37,160
Speaker 1: of a hundred people ship in the shower. Like we

1861
01:38:37,200 --> 01:38:41,799
Speaker 1: went from death talk radio to shipping on yourself radio.

1862
01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:45,479
Speaker 1: I'd rather do ship radio and death radio. All you

1863
01:38:45,560 --> 01:38:47,200
Speaker 1: do it money through Friday. So I think you got

1864
01:38:47,200 --> 01:38:52,120
Speaker 1: that base cleared. You think you're funny, I thought, pretty

1865
01:38:52,200 --> 01:38:54,280
Speaker 1: damn funny. Yeah, I think it just walked. Don't don't

1866
01:38:54,280 --> 01:38:57,519
Speaker 1: pull a muscle patting yourself on the back. Pull a

1867
01:38:57,600 --> 01:39:01,240
Speaker 1: muscle patting yourself. Man. Listen, all right, here's a fun study.

1868
01:39:01,280 --> 01:39:03,840
Speaker 1: This is you know, we talked about the world we

1869
01:39:03,880 --> 01:39:05,840
Speaker 1: live in today as opposed to the world that we

1870
01:39:05,920 --> 01:39:08,719
Speaker 1: grew up in, depending if you're at a certain age. Well,

1871
01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:12,880
Speaker 1: globally though, does it apply? There was a global study

1872
01:39:12,920 --> 01:39:16,800
Speaker 1: done what percentage of people think it is justified for

1873
01:39:16,920 --> 01:39:22,120
Speaker 1: a husband to beat his wife? Out of out of

1874
01:39:22,160 --> 01:39:25,160
Speaker 1: ten people, how many of the people, according to this

1875
01:39:25,200 --> 01:39:27,960
Speaker 1: global research think it's okay for a man to slap

1876
01:39:28,000 --> 01:39:32,160
Speaker 1: around his wife in the world. Guess I'm not in America. Obviously, America,

1877
01:39:32,160 --> 01:39:35,360
Speaker 1: I would think most people think that's not right. But globally,

1878
01:39:35,400 --> 01:39:39,600
Speaker 1: because you brought it up out of ten, I would say, no,

1879
01:39:39,760 --> 01:39:42,400
Speaker 1: it's not that high, but I still think it's ridiculously height.

1880
01:39:43,000 --> 01:39:47,200
Speaker 1: It's three out of ten, So thirty of people think

1881
01:39:47,280 --> 01:39:51,040
Speaker 1: it is allowed for a husband to slap around the wife. There.

1882
01:39:51,120 --> 01:39:54,680
Speaker 1: It's a new study done by a operation out of Germany,

1883
01:39:54,800 --> 01:39:59,000
Speaker 1: and they conducted data from seventy five countries covered over

1884
01:40:00,080 --> 01:40:05,760
Speaker 1: world's population, and three out of tends like slapper around. Yeah,

1885
01:40:05,760 --> 01:40:09,800
Speaker 1: it's wild man. Yeah, if that ever happened to me,

1886
01:40:09,880 --> 01:40:13,040
Speaker 1: I know, I'd been waking up with something from Good Fellas, right,

1887
01:40:13,080 --> 01:40:15,160
Speaker 1: like my better half of a gun pointed right at

1888
01:40:15,160 --> 01:40:17,839
Speaker 1: my fucking head. But yeah, anything like in some parts

1889
01:40:17,880 --> 01:40:20,920
Speaker 1: like that that whole sharial law thing, you know. I

1890
01:40:20,920 --> 01:40:23,200
Speaker 1: mean that I guess is you know it's wild, but

1891
01:40:23,560 --> 01:40:26,679
Speaker 1: it's crazy that there's that many. A new survey reveals

1892
01:40:27,920 --> 01:40:33,400
Speaker 1: that blank percentage of people goof up. I'm not goof up,

1893
01:40:33,439 --> 01:40:38,559
Speaker 1: that's the wrong word. They they intentionally mislead on their resume.

1894
01:40:38,640 --> 01:40:43,160
Speaker 1: They lie on their resume, uh, and they get caught.

1895
01:40:43,160 --> 01:40:46,479
Speaker 1: Seven percent of people lie on the resume and get caught.

1896
01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:48,960
Speaker 1: Only seven percent of the people to do this. Have

1897
01:40:48,960 --> 01:40:53,000
Speaker 1: have you ever lied on your resume? Unfortunately not. No.

1898
01:40:53,360 --> 01:40:55,320
Speaker 1: I feel like if I if I needed to know,

1899
01:40:55,840 --> 01:40:58,120
Speaker 1: there's no reason to you, like, the line of work

1900
01:40:58,120 --> 01:41:01,120
Speaker 1: that we're in, you can get added right away, and

1901
01:41:01,160 --> 01:41:04,160
Speaker 1: there's nothing that we do. There's nothing that we do

1902
01:41:04,280 --> 01:41:07,639
Speaker 1: that really put you want to put on a resume anyway,

1903
01:41:07,640 --> 01:41:11,840
Speaker 1: because you can't justify your performance for what we do

1904
01:41:11,920 --> 01:41:15,920
Speaker 1: on a resume anyway, right Like you can't talk about number. Yeah,

1905
01:41:15,920 --> 01:41:19,719
Speaker 1: it's it doesn't I mean, no, I haven't bollished my resume,

1906
01:41:19,800 --> 01:41:21,519
Speaker 1: but I don't think anyone looks at my resume. I

1907
01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:24,280
Speaker 1: haven't needed a resume in years anyway, but I needed

1908
01:41:24,280 --> 01:41:27,240
Speaker 1: a resume. I had no resume. Now that I have

1909
01:41:27,360 --> 01:41:30,439
Speaker 1: a resume, nobody wants my resume. It's all word of mouth.

1910
01:41:30,479 --> 01:41:32,479
Speaker 1: It's all these jobs are all passed out by who

1911
01:41:32,520 --> 01:41:35,880
Speaker 1: you know, not what you know. Anyway. Last one on

1912
01:41:36,000 --> 01:41:40,559
Speaker 1: the study this a new survey found that one in

1913
01:41:40,720 --> 01:41:45,680
Speaker 1: four Americans admit they have trouble remembering this. What do

1914
01:41:45,720 --> 01:41:51,240
Speaker 1: you think? One in four Americans have trouble remembering, Um,

1915
01:41:51,600 --> 01:41:56,639
Speaker 1: there their home telephone number? Dude? Do all most people

1916
01:41:56,640 --> 01:41:58,880
Speaker 1: don't even have a home telephone number anymore. So that's dumb.

1917
01:41:59,200 --> 01:42:01,919
Speaker 1: It's a bad job by you. One in four Americans

1918
01:42:01,920 --> 01:42:05,240
Speaker 1: admit they have trouble remembering their a T M pin.

1919
01:42:06,040 --> 01:42:10,920
Speaker 1: Oh they're automatic teller pin. They cannot remember. I'm in

1920
01:42:10,960 --> 01:42:12,400
Speaker 1: that group by the one. I think I know what

1921
01:42:12,479 --> 01:42:13,920
Speaker 1: it is, but I don't know if I haven't used

1922
01:42:13,920 --> 01:42:16,640
Speaker 1: it long a long while. And he don't stick to

1923
01:42:16,680 --> 01:42:18,479
Speaker 1: sports stories guests. The only way have any quick ones.

1924
01:42:18,520 --> 01:42:21,800
Speaker 1: We can sneak in here. Yeah, camp, this is now

1925
01:42:21,840 --> 01:42:24,240
Speaker 1: that the sixth hour. We're into the sixth hour of

1926
01:42:24,280 --> 01:42:28,280
Speaker 1: the fifth hour. Yeah, it's a bad job by you. Yeah. Whatever.

1927
01:42:28,520 --> 01:42:31,200
Speaker 1: How about this one? A flight was diverted after a

1928
01:42:31,680 --> 01:42:35,280
Speaker 1: passenger attempted to open up an exit door in the

1929
01:42:35,320 --> 01:42:38,639
Speaker 1: middle of a flight. Did you hear about this? What's

1930
01:42:38,640 --> 01:42:41,200
Speaker 1: wrong with that? Uh? No, this is a this is

1931
01:42:41,200 --> 01:42:43,240
Speaker 1: a shout out to our buddy. I'm a pilot an

1932
01:42:43,240 --> 01:42:47,160
Speaker 1: American Airlines. I'm a pilot guy. Why do you get

1933
01:42:47,200 --> 01:42:49,599
Speaker 1: a room with this guy? I think he's a great guy.

1934
01:42:50,080 --> 01:42:56,040
Speaker 1: He's got a good personality. He's always uh, he's always positive. Anyways,

1935
01:42:56,040 --> 01:42:58,160
Speaker 1: you got you're like weed man, hippie, you got your

1936
01:42:58,200 --> 01:43:02,400
Speaker 1: hand out man. No way, you're begging. Act like you've

1937
01:43:02,400 --> 01:43:05,160
Speaker 1: been in the end zone. Before I have come. Have

1938
01:43:05,200 --> 01:43:07,879
Speaker 1: you seen me at your Christmas parties? Anyways? An American

1939
01:43:07,880 --> 01:43:15,080
Speaker 1: airline an American Airlines flight bound for Dallas from Chicago

1940
01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:18,000
Speaker 1: was forced to make an emergency landing because a passenger

1941
01:43:18,520 --> 01:43:21,080
Speaker 1: actually try to open up an emergency door. Bet here's

1942
01:43:21,080 --> 01:43:23,640
Speaker 1: the kicker on this though, is all the latches he

1943
01:43:23,680 --> 01:43:26,720
Speaker 1: actually got up. The only reason the door did not

1944
01:43:26,880 --> 01:43:30,120
Speaker 1: open was because the pressure from the cabin space did

1945
01:43:30,160 --> 01:43:34,080
Speaker 1: not allow it to open up. That's reassuring. Yes, forty

1946
01:43:34,160 --> 01:43:37,200
Speaker 1: five minutes into a flight, they had to obviously divert

1947
01:43:37,280 --> 01:43:41,200
Speaker 1: the flight and touchdown in St. Louis, Missouri because someone

1948
01:43:41,240 --> 01:43:45,559
Speaker 1: obviously tried opening up a flight in midflight of the

1949
01:43:45,680 --> 01:43:49,280
Speaker 1: cabin doors. So. I don't know what you would do

1950
01:43:49,439 --> 01:43:52,960
Speaker 1: in something like this, but I die because the door

1951
01:43:53,000 --> 01:43:56,200
Speaker 1: opens up, You're dead. I'm talking about someone made the

1952
01:43:56,240 --> 01:43:59,000
Speaker 1: attempt to open up a cab. Yeah, I would go

1953
01:43:59,080 --> 01:44:02,400
Speaker 1: into survival mode and I would take the guy out

1954
01:44:02,840 --> 01:44:05,559
Speaker 1: and beat his ass is what I would do. I

1955
01:44:05,600 --> 01:44:07,880
Speaker 1: can't see you doing. Did anyone do that? Though? Yeah?

1956
01:44:07,920 --> 01:44:10,240
Speaker 1: I would think you're gonna who cares? You're gonna die

1957
01:44:10,280 --> 01:44:11,880
Speaker 1: if the guy opens the doors. You might as well

1958
01:44:11,960 --> 01:44:15,559
Speaker 1: go vigilante and kick the guy's ass here. Speaking of which,

1959
01:44:15,720 --> 01:44:18,439
Speaker 1: this is a great story. This is uh. I know,

1960
01:44:18,760 --> 01:44:21,240
Speaker 1: obviously determine whether it's a great story. You will not

1961
01:44:21,280 --> 01:44:23,800
Speaker 1: determine this is good for payback? Then? How about that

1962
01:44:24,360 --> 01:44:27,200
Speaker 1: a woman? This is in in England, a woman was

1963
01:44:27,280 --> 01:44:31,360
Speaker 1: revealed to having swapped drinks with a stranger she suspected

1964
01:44:31,960 --> 01:44:35,760
Speaker 1: of trying to spike her drink, before later finding out

1965
01:44:35,920 --> 01:44:38,320
Speaker 1: that he was passed out in a puddle. So this

1966
01:44:38,360 --> 01:44:41,920
Speaker 1: woman was in a club and she looked away. She

1967
01:44:42,080 --> 01:44:45,360
Speaker 1: claimed that drinks between her and a stranger were on

1968
01:44:45,400 --> 01:44:48,400
Speaker 1: a on a tabletop and the guy had put something

1969
01:44:48,400 --> 01:44:52,040
Speaker 1: in her drink. Later she she shared us on social media.

1970
01:44:52,040 --> 01:44:54,640
Speaker 1: But she swapped the drink with the guy when he

1971
01:44:54,720 --> 01:44:57,360
Speaker 1: wasn't noticing. And it turned out that the guy who

1972
01:44:57,400 --> 01:45:00,040
Speaker 1: was trying to roofy her drank his own poise in

1973
01:45:00,120 --> 01:45:02,880
Speaker 1: and landed up in a puddle outside of a club.

1974
01:45:03,720 --> 01:45:06,240
Speaker 1: How good is that? That is pretty good? That's a

1975
01:45:06,360 --> 01:45:08,360
Speaker 1: that's a solid move by that lady. It's a good

1976
01:45:08,439 --> 01:45:10,960
Speaker 1: job by her. Yeah, that's that's good man, especially not

1977
01:45:11,040 --> 01:45:14,040
Speaker 1: being too in tune with the elements. I know when

1978
01:45:14,040 --> 01:45:15,960
Speaker 1: I go out with gascon I gotta make sure to

1979
01:45:16,040 --> 01:45:18,559
Speaker 1: switch the drinks because that guy, let me tell you something,

1980
01:45:18,560 --> 01:45:20,760
Speaker 1: he puts crap in drinks. Man, No, no, I try

1981
01:45:20,800 --> 01:45:23,719
Speaker 1: to put Rufi's in there. You're an idiot. Your nickname

1982
01:45:23,800 --> 01:45:26,200
Speaker 1: is Cosby. That's what you want. Listen, I I do,

1983
01:45:26,360 --> 01:45:28,240
Speaker 1: I do need to make a request. Since we're going

1984
01:45:28,320 --> 01:45:32,080
Speaker 1: to a bougie event over the weekend. Um my alcohol

1985
01:45:32,200 --> 01:45:36,480
Speaker 1: needs to have either one rock or it's neat. Uh.

1986
01:45:36,560 --> 01:45:38,800
Speaker 1: I guess we'll buy a round of drinks. You will

1987
01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:42,880
Speaker 1: order the most expensive whiskey on the menu. Yes, maybe

1988
01:45:44,080 --> 01:45:45,760
Speaker 1: that's good. So I don't want to say what we're

1989
01:45:45,760 --> 01:45:47,519
Speaker 1: going to because I might not work out. But then

1990
01:45:47,560 --> 01:45:51,120
Speaker 1: next week we'll have recap coverage all have said social event.

1991
01:45:51,200 --> 01:45:52,800
Speaker 1: If we do end up at Tenny. Now, keep in

1992
01:45:52,840 --> 01:45:54,720
Speaker 1: mind you were not invited to this. I just want

1993
01:45:54,720 --> 01:45:59,160
Speaker 1: to point out I I was invited, but to a

1994
01:45:59,280 --> 01:46:03,960
Speaker 1: Hollywood of but you were not invited. But but out

1995
01:46:03,960 --> 01:46:07,320
Speaker 1: of feeling pity for you, I decided that you are

1996
01:46:07,400 --> 01:46:10,000
Speaker 1: such a dope that you need to go to this thing,

1997
01:46:10,640 --> 01:46:14,120
Speaker 1: and so I I passed the invitation onto you. But

1998
01:46:14,160 --> 01:46:18,520
Speaker 1: you were not invited. Every loss ship needs a lighthouse,

1999
01:46:18,880 --> 01:46:21,320
Speaker 1: and Ben Mallory. I I am that lighthouse for you,

2000
01:46:21,520 --> 01:46:23,840
Speaker 1: so I will be. But I am your beacon. I

2001
01:46:23,840 --> 01:46:25,799
Speaker 1: am your guiding light here, and I do you understand

2002
01:46:25,840 --> 01:46:28,200
Speaker 1: that I am your inspiration. I'm the one that gets

2003
01:46:28,200 --> 01:46:30,040
Speaker 1: invited to the A list parties. I just never go

2004
01:46:30,120 --> 01:46:32,240
Speaker 1: to these things. Like my wife likes to go out,

2005
01:46:32,240 --> 01:46:34,320
Speaker 1: so every once in a while, throw a bone. You know,

2006
01:46:34,360 --> 01:46:37,439
Speaker 1: we get to go out, throw your wife a bone. Well, no,

2007
01:46:37,600 --> 01:46:39,160
Speaker 1: because I get invited to a lot of these things

2008
01:46:39,160 --> 01:46:40,840
Speaker 1: that I never go to him because I don't really

2009
01:46:40,880 --> 01:46:43,639
Speaker 1: like those. You know that the parties are not my scene.

2010
01:46:43,760 --> 01:46:46,240
Speaker 1: It's probably once in a while I'll go. That's probably

2011
01:46:46,280 --> 01:46:49,240
Speaker 1: the why you're stuck on the overnight, not the daytime stuff. See,

2012
01:46:49,240 --> 01:46:50,799
Speaker 1: I don't look at it as it stuck in the overnight.

2013
01:46:50,840 --> 01:46:54,320
Speaker 1: I got more affiliates, I'm cleared everywhere. I love the overnight.

2014
01:46:54,439 --> 01:46:57,479
Speaker 1: It's great. Nobody bothers me my own thing. You got

2015
01:46:57,479 --> 01:47:00,240
Speaker 1: carte blanche there in the overnight. Al right, guess god,

2016
01:47:00,680 --> 01:47:04,080
Speaker 1: thank you very much, and enjoy the weekend. The rest

2017
01:47:04,120 --> 01:47:07,720
Speaker 1: of I forgot. Oh my god, I mean, can we

2018
01:47:07,760 --> 01:47:10,120
Speaker 1: put the baby? But we can't. We can't remember we

2019
01:47:10,160 --> 01:47:14,360
Speaker 1: have the wager. What was what wager? Okay, I will

2020
01:47:14,400 --> 01:47:19,800
Speaker 1: refresh the audiences memory or rehash yours anyway, is that? Um,

2021
01:47:19,840 --> 01:47:23,280
Speaker 1: the l A rams have a competition going on here

2022
01:47:23,280 --> 01:47:26,800
Speaker 1: in the next couple of weeks, I find Oh that's right, yeah, yeah,

2023
01:47:26,840 --> 01:47:28,840
Speaker 1: well I don't we can't really get into this, but

2024
01:47:29,080 --> 01:47:32,240
Speaker 1: I have an eye. I would like gascon to try

2025
01:47:32,280 --> 01:47:34,559
Speaker 1: out to be an l A ram MAO cheerleader. All right,

2026
01:47:34,600 --> 01:47:38,160
Speaker 1: So I will do it under two terms to two conditions.

2027
01:47:38,160 --> 01:47:41,479
Speaker 1: Ben always with conditions, there's always an ultimatum with guests.

2028
01:47:41,920 --> 01:47:44,439
Speaker 1: So if we can get my my Twitter following up

2029
01:47:44,479 --> 01:47:48,120
Speaker 1: to like, let's say, like four thousand, and my Instagram

2030
01:47:48,160 --> 01:47:50,479
Speaker 1: handle up to like let's say two thousand, I will

2031
01:47:50,520 --> 01:47:54,720
Speaker 1: do it. So you're basically panhandling for followers. So how many?

2032
01:47:54,960 --> 01:47:56,960
Speaker 1: How many? What do you need? Even the numbers on

2033
01:47:57,000 --> 01:48:00,320
Speaker 1: that again? Four thousand on Twitter, all right? And two

2034
01:48:00,360 --> 01:48:04,680
Speaker 1: thousand on Instagram? Okay, how many do you have on

2035
01:48:04,720 --> 01:48:09,280
Speaker 1: Instagram right now? Instagram? I have like four Oh, you're

2036
01:48:09,320 --> 01:48:11,880
Speaker 1: not gonna get I've been begging. I just got to

2037
01:48:11,920 --> 01:48:15,120
Speaker 1: a thousand, and I've been begging every night. There's no chance.

2038
01:48:15,200 --> 01:48:20,000
Speaker 1: Well what about Twitter? Then? Twitter? I have like, yeah,

2039
01:48:20,000 --> 01:48:23,040
Speaker 1: Twitter is doable because I, Justin in Cincinnati would just

2040
01:48:23,040 --> 01:48:25,120
Speaker 1: just to see you as a male cheerleader, would like

2041
01:48:25,200 --> 01:48:27,920
Speaker 1: buy some bots to follow. I wouldn't buy it. I

2042
01:48:28,040 --> 01:48:30,519
Speaker 1: can't do that gonna be authentic. But I'll do it

2043
01:48:30,640 --> 01:48:34,240
Speaker 1: even if it's Justin or anyone else that that. No,

2044
01:48:34,320 --> 01:48:36,479
Speaker 1: I don't want bots. But now they're gonna be bots.

2045
01:48:36,520 --> 01:48:38,639
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like a bunch of people in India

2046
01:48:38,720 --> 01:48:41,080
Speaker 1: or whatever that they're gonna be following you the fake account.

2047
01:48:41,240 --> 01:48:43,920
Speaker 1: So we'll do it. So if you want, if you'd

2048
01:48:43,920 --> 01:48:45,720
Speaker 1: like to see and I'll go there and I will

2049
01:48:45,800 --> 01:48:48,800
Speaker 1: document Gascon trying out to be a male cheerleader for

2050
01:48:48,840 --> 01:48:50,880
Speaker 1: the l A RAMS and I think it'd be a

2051
01:48:50,880 --> 01:48:52,760
Speaker 1: great bit. So if you want to be part of that,

2052
01:48:53,040 --> 01:48:55,120
Speaker 1: find a way to get gas gone by the Russian

2053
01:48:55,160 --> 01:48:58,760
Speaker 1: bot followers for Gascon so his Twitter account gets suspended.

2054
01:48:59,240 --> 01:49:02,040
Speaker 1: That would be great. Have a wonderful weekend. We'll catch

2055
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:03,880
Speaker 1: you next time to be back on the radio live

2056
01:49:04,080 --> 01:49:07,120
Speaker 1: in the overnight on Sunday in the Money eleven in

2057
01:49:07,120 --> 01:49:09,479
Speaker 1: the West, two am in the East of Money. Have

2058
01:49:09,479 --> 01:49:10,160
Speaker 1: a great weekend.