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Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki here. I am welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show. It's Nicki Glaser Podcast. Happy first day of

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Speaker 1: the week for our show. Everyone, it's Tuesday. It's not

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Speaker 1: Tuesday to us, It's Monday night. Not gonna lie to

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Speaker 1: you guys. UM originally thought I had a really busy

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Speaker 1: day on Tuesday shooting Perfect Strangers to you guys know

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Speaker 1: all about that. But we just got a text that

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Speaker 1: I'm not due on set until like two fifteen or

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Speaker 1: something crazy like that, so I'll get to sleep in

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Speaker 1: a little bit, which I really need after today, because

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Speaker 1: let's be honest, I only got seventeen hours I repeat,

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Speaker 1: seventeen hours of sleep we got back from Ama. At

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Speaker 1: what point is it a coma? It's you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean. I'm not taking be at coma. I was

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Speaker 1: walking to the car today after I didn't even set

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Speaker 1: my alarm because I thought there's no way after going

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Speaker 1: to bed at six pm, I'm going to sleep until

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Speaker 1: twelve noon when I have to be out getting go,

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Speaker 1: picking up picking up you guys. But I did, and

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Speaker 1: I woke up to a call from you being like, hey,

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Speaker 1: aren't you getting us? And I was like uh, and

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Speaker 1: then you said I will come get you. And so

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Speaker 1: when I went out to go. I love your voice

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Speaker 1: to you when I call you, and your and you

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Speaker 1: definitely sleep. I'm sorry I did. Like it just sounds

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Speaker 1: like I woke you up at like three in the morning,

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Speaker 1: you know, like it was so I remember walking up

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Speaker 1: this morning. I walked out in I felt, sometimes you

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Speaker 1: sleep so much that you are more used to being

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Speaker 1: dreaming than you are awake. And I thought I had

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Speaker 1: to do my test to see if my finger went

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Speaker 1: through my hand to see if I was to him

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Speaker 1: or not, which I do. Last night was my first

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Speaker 1: successful lucid dream where I put my finger through my hand.

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Speaker 1: I tested in the dream, and my dreaming put my

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Speaker 1: finger through my hand. It went through my hand. I

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Speaker 1: knew in the dream I was dreaming. And then I

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Speaker 1: decided to go flying. And I went flying, and I

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Speaker 1: kept having to do it because sometimes it wouldn't be

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Speaker 1: human flying. Yeah, I was. I was almost like swimming,

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Speaker 1: like kind of riding a wave, like you kind of

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Speaker 1: just let it take you and you go. And I

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Speaker 1: flew all over the goddamn place. It was so fun,

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Speaker 1: and it was it was something I've been like trying

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Speaker 1: to do for a really long time. Um, are you

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Speaker 1: able to land? I'm wondering because sometimes it's hard to lay.

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Speaker 1: I closed my eyes at one point to just like

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Speaker 1: brush up into the grass at one point. I hit

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Speaker 1: the water at one point, so I kept like falling,

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Speaker 1: and then I would have to redo my hand to

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Speaker 1: make sure I was dreaming, to be like no an,

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Speaker 1: a lucid dream is supposed to be able to do

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Speaker 1: whatever the fuck you want, and I don't want to land,

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Speaker 1: so I kept redoing. It was very interesting, but I'm

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Speaker 1: so excited to go to sleep tonight. But it reminded

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Speaker 1: me this morning when I was like, is am I

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Speaker 1: still in a dream of when I used to smoke

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Speaker 1: so much weed. I would start to feel high when

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Speaker 1: I wasn't high, because it was actually the it. I

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Speaker 1: not high, so that being not high felt like the

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Speaker 1: special thing that was like whoa. So today when I

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Speaker 1: and it felt like I was dreaming. If that makes

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Speaker 1: any sense. I don't know how I did it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I am not. Everyone goes you needed it, girl,

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Speaker 1: I did not. I have not needed I have not

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Speaker 1: been sleep deprived lately. I have not been going on

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Speaker 1: like three hours of sleep. I've just I've had a

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Speaker 1: just today I think I was depressed. I was definitely

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Speaker 1: depressed today. I'm coming out of it a little bit,

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Speaker 1: but um, yeah, I just I think that when I'm awake,

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Speaker 1: it means that I'll have to do things that I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm letting people down constantly by not returning emails or

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Speaker 1: And if I'm asleep, I don't have guilt. Why don't

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Speaker 1: you just send emails into a dream? You know? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Lucid that I'm reviewing my special, giving notes on it.

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Speaker 1: That would be nice. That sucks when you wake up,

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Speaker 1: Like did ever wake up for school and start getting

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Speaker 1: and then I would dream that I was getting up

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Speaker 1: have to go do it all over again. I have

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Speaker 1: this thing where I if I when I wake up,

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Speaker 1: I want my brain to be extremely active and like

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Speaker 1: like older age, like I'm like, why am I not

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Speaker 1: I remember waking up because I have to wake up

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Speaker 1: at six am. I would be like a zombie until

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Speaker 1: around eight thirty. But you're still awake, but you're not

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Speaker 1: questioning that your zombie. Does that make sense? I've never

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Speaker 1: felt like why am I not more awake after I

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Speaker 1: wake up? What is that? I wonder? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I just want my brain to feel

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Speaker 1: want to feel like I'm gonna fog. Maybe I'm afraid

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Speaker 1: of it because I've done I've had that happen a lot,

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Speaker 1: want because my brain is trying though, Like does it

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Speaker 1: feel do you feel sad foggy or do you just

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Speaker 1: all foggy? I was sad like a couple of days ago.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know why, but yeah, I mean I'm

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Speaker 1: definitely depressed at times, but usually it's like anxiousness. It's

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Speaker 1: it's usually anxious more than like I'm too anxious to

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Speaker 1: even be sad, if that makes sense. Just like I'm

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Speaker 1: like to like and then do when you're anxious, what

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Speaker 1: is the what are you fearing? Well, I haven't had

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Speaker 1: a full panic attack in a long time. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: I just feel like zo Loft it did its thing,

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Speaker 1: is hard to see. It's so subtle what those drugs

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Speaker 1: find out when you get off it. Well you've gotten

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Speaker 1: Like I never noticed. I just you know, didn't want

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Speaker 1: like a positive thing. I know. So so that's someone

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Speaker 1: be like it sucks again. I you know, I think

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Speaker 1: it's been great working with you and I think, like

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Speaker 1: I'm not just saying that, but the jokes, like we've

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Speaker 1: come up with really funny ship this season on Perfect Strangers,

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Speaker 1: and it's been very open and I think you've had

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Speaker 1: your days of like depression are very few and far

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Speaker 1: so I maybe there's a there's a way where we

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Speaker 1: could go. Obviously I'm not doing doing like you're like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that well today. I mean I try

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Speaker 1: It's fine, though, Like it is what it is, Like

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Speaker 1: I'm not I don't get like I really like, I

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Speaker 1: if I had to have to tiptoe around someone's fucking mood,

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Speaker 1: I really that's what I hate the most about it,

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Speaker 1: is Like when I'm depressed, I just want to stay

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Speaker 1: in all. I don't want to be around people because

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Speaker 1: I know that, uh, I know that feeling too of

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Speaker 1: And honestly, when I'm depressed, it's just it's wild, like

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Speaker 1: But as soon as I do Dovin, I was thinking

427
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Speaker 1: about what all I can think about it was if

428
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,360
Speaker 1: a great white hit me, like just I just want

429
00:21:56,359 --> 00:21:58,119
Speaker 1: to see it coming, you know what I'm saying. I

430
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 1: just wanted to get me. Oh you don't want to

431
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 1: see it coming? No? No, would you want to see

432
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 1: it coming? Or would you want it to just come

433
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,919
Speaker 1: out of nowhere? You know what. I don't like surprises,

434
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,160
Speaker 1: so i'd probably want to see it coming, like when

435
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 1: you're I'm always scared of car since because I don't

436
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 1: want it to happen just out of nowhere, like to

437
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 1: get t bone where you don't see it. So I

438
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,040
Speaker 1: don't like sleeping in cars because I don't want to

439
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:23,479
Speaker 1: wake up to just like I'm dying. I want to

440
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 1: just go. Like you know, when I was hit by

441
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,080
Speaker 1: a car in Manhattan, I thought I was gonna die

442
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 1: and I go no, no, no, no no, like at

443
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,440
Speaker 1: least I had I got to think my life got

444
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 1: to flash before my eyes. You know, I want to

445
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:35,720
Speaker 1: see it, and I know that's worse to brace for

446
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 1: a car accident than to just have it hit you

447
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 1: willy nilly, but I want to I don't like what

448
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's very interesting to me that you

449
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,240
Speaker 1: would rather just have a shark come bite you out

450
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: of the murky waters, out of nowhere. Because sometimes when

451
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,280
Speaker 1: I'm flying in a plane, I go, I could die

452
00:22:48,359 --> 00:22:51,400
Speaker 1: right now now, like if we hit a odd aircraft.

453
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,919
Speaker 1: Let's say, sometimes I'm just going it would happen now now,

454
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:57,159
Speaker 1: like it could happen any second. It's just you know,

455
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,919
Speaker 1: it's not gonna there's not gonna be a warning if

456
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,840
Speaker 1: we start that fucking fall to the earth, fall to

457
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 1: the earth. I just I don't wanna. I want to

458
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 1: know when I'm about to die, even if it's really scary,

459
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess part of it though, it's

460
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 1: like you maybe can survive it. It's like a Sully situation. Yeah, well,

461
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,679
Speaker 1: let's say it's imminent that I die both ones. I

462
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,199
Speaker 1: want a little bit of time, and even if I

463
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 1: don't have time to like log onto Boingo would like,

464
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,919
Speaker 1: let's say you have I don't know how long does

465
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 1: it take a plane to crash? Uh that and fucking

466
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 1: twenty minutes sometimes way too long. I probably meditate a

467
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 1: little bit. Um okay anyways, but yeah, back but yeah,

468
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 1: we actually had in a car and we almost ran

469
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,199
Speaker 1: out of whatever. That was the most thrilling part of

470
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 1: We ran out of gap. Well, I was driving, drove

471
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 1: a lot yesterday by the like six hours, yeah, six

472
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 1: hours job by the way. So we're coming back and

473
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 1: there's very few sporadic towns with gas stations here in Mexico,

474
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:05,879
Speaker 1: and sporadic. I drove past a small town seeing the

475
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:10,159
Speaker 1: gas knowing I kind of knew it was that was

476
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:15,639
Speaker 1: the last chance to get last chance yet, but you

477
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:20,639
Speaker 1: said nothing. You said nothing, and then we kept going

478
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 1: in Andrew alerts us that. He then goes, hey, um, Stephen,

479
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: could you google when the next gas uh station is?

480
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,120
Speaker 1: And then he looks at me. It's like, um, it'll

481
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 1: be about fifty kilometers and he's like, so like, what's

482
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 1: give her daca? So then he had a countdown for

483
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,760
Speaker 1: like when it ran out, and it was actually in kilometers,

484
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 1: and um it was fifty kilometers and we were we

485
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,959
Speaker 1: saw we just were getting to a gas station just

486
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 1: enough time, and then all of a sudden, the countdown

487
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:52,639
Speaker 1: of kilometers till it ran out just went blank and

488
00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 1: we didn't know what the fun was going on. We

489
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,159
Speaker 1: didn't know if it was gonna So then we're in

490
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,159
Speaker 1: the desert, dude, like dead, We're gonna become a cactus.

491
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 1: We're not it. It was We're not that far from stuff.

492
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: But it would have just been cold. It would have

493
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 1: been a hassle. Yeah, and I would have called Neuber

494
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: before we went to a stop. We all know that, Yeah,

495
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,920
Speaker 1: I will abandon you on the side of the road

496
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 1: real quick. So then we But it was just so

497
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: thrilling to almost run out of gas. Like I was

498
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 1: falling asleep like right before this all happened, and I

499
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:27,919
Speaker 1: was just like, how am I even going to like

500
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 1: stay awake for this conversation in the car, Like I

501
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,119
Speaker 1: don't want to sleep while Andrew's driving. I want to

502
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 1: support him because I'm sure he wants to sleep too.

503
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,520
Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden started running out of

504
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 1: gas and I fucking loved it. It was so fun.

505
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: You were you responded in a way where I was like,

506
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 1: I kind of want to run, like I don't like

507
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,920
Speaker 1: you were so cool about that. I was shocked because

508
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 1: I was gas before, never been in a car that's

509
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 1: run out of gas. I was like, this will be

510
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,440
Speaker 1: a first I need. Have you ever run out of

511
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 1: gas before? Noah, that's actually like one of my biggest

512
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 1: fears with driving, So I always make sure I have

513
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,920
Speaker 1: enough gas. What what's what's your fear about it? But

514
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: I just get like stuck and I won't have any

515
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 1: cell phone service and then I'd just be on the

516
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 1: side of the road. Yeah. Yeah, murder. It always ends

517
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: in murder. Um. Yeah, I was just nervous about it,

518
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: taking a lot of time and us just like floundering

519
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,640
Speaker 1: with what to do. But um no, I was kind

520
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 1: of it's you just feel stupid when you're running out

521
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 1: of gas because it's just a very preventable thing and

522
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 1: you just it's just it's not like your fucking carburetor

523
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 1: overheating or whatever those things do. This is just you

524
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 1: saw it coming. And yeah, kept going. But we made it.

525
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 1: And it was funny. Right as we were pulling up

526
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 1: to the gas station, which is a great move anyone

527
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 1: who was in a car running out of gas to someone,

528
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 1: Right as you see the gas stations start acting like

529
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: your cars running out of gas, and everyone goes no way.

530
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 1: We also so Andrew starts stopping like, oh god. And

531
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,439
Speaker 1: it was just far enough that it would have been

532
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,399
Speaker 1: we could see the gas station, but it would have

533
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 1: been so annoying to have to walk over there. And

534
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: he was just tricking us. It was pretty good. Okay,

535
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: let's get to the news. By the way, gas here

536
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: one dollar a gallon one dollar. It's four prices. I

537
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on because or something goddamn embargo. Sorry,

538
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah news. No. Look at him relaxing. Yeah no,

539
00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 1: I'm getting a cramp from what I'm used. Yeah, we

540
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: need to discuss the got I was trying to line

541
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 1: up my beard and now I looked like I went

542
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: into the capitol. It is a it's an interesting look.

543
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: It's not bad. Look. Why is that? Why are goatees

544
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 1: worse than anything else? It becomes with age, I think.

545
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: I think as a man around fifty, you can start

546
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: wearing a goatee or five or like eighteen. But I

547
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:05,440
Speaker 1: think it's the greatest of all time. E. No like goat.

548
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: I just like a goatee. And just like here, godie,

549
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: someone's like calling you a goadie. It's a little goaty.

550
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: And someone goes a goatee. It's kind of fine because

551
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 1: you look like a goat, right, Like it's a billy goat, right,

552
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: that's what's But I kind of like it. It's fun,

553
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:27,360
Speaker 1: you know. I I usually grow my beard longer than

554
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: shaved the goateee and it's too pronounced. This is a

555
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 1: decent length. I might keep it. It's very polarizing. I

556
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,919
Speaker 1: put a pole up and it's uh yes to know.

557
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 1: So people are sucking. It's it's splitting our nation. It

558
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: really is. It's like Russia Ukraine. No, what's the first

559
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: news story? Okay, seventy of therapists had felt sexually attracted

560
00:28:52,360 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 1: to client at some point fantasized about having a romantic relationship. WHOA. Nevertheless,

561
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,800
Speaker 1: very few therapists actually started a sexual relationship, and typically

562
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: with only one client. Okay, so still if they did

563
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: with one, they still did it. You know what I'm saying,

564
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: I have no imagination, you know what I mean, like

565
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:27,720
Speaker 1: want to fuck him, but fantasize. It's like you know, wait, a, yeah,

566
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 1: they don't want a relationship. They just want to fuck.

567
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: Um fuck, yeah, they just want to fuck. But seventy percent.

568
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 1: I remember one time, my friend Lizzie Cooperman told me

569
00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 1: that she was talking about she had a male therapist

570
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: and she was talking to him about sex and she

571
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 1: heard him go like she heard swallow and like breathe deeply.

572
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 1: It was so funny. Um, this actually is funny because

573
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: it brings me to a stand up clip that I

574
00:29:55,320 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 1: saw on Reddit. Um, it's about a guy. It's this.

575
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: I follow stand up comedy on Reddit and there's always

576
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 1: like these new comics posting clips, and I told you

577
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: about this guy the other day. I was like, this

578
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: was such a funny joke. I really liked it. I

579
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: don't know his name is what is his fucking name?

580
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: Um Spencer silly? Oh s I l EO. He probably will.

581
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: I hope someone, if you know him, tell him. I'm

582
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: talking about his clip. But this just made me laugh

583
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: and it was about exactly what we're talking about. And

584
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: I literally told you this the other day. I like

585
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: to watch what the up and comers were talking about.

586
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, you stay on the beat, stay on

587
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: the beat, stay in the street. Kids beat kids beat kids.

588
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: Because on the street, kids on the beat beat kids.

589
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 1: There's a down the street from the cellar where people

590
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: don't get in the cellar. And then they're like this

591
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,479
Speaker 1: is the same thing. Yeah. So this guy is performing

592
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: at the Grenite Village Comedy Club, which Andrew didn't describe.

593
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: He just said, oh Greenwitch because he forgot that you

594
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: couldn't see what he sees. Hey, man, can we all

595
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: listen Stevie, wonder do you think he plays at piano? Okay?

596
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 1: I started going to therapy for the first time recently.

597
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: I signed for a free program because I didn't have

598
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: health insurance and cool kidding about me. So I jumped

599
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 1: into the zoom right with a strangers. I didn't get

600
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 1: to pick my therapist. So I get into the zoom

601
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: of the tall stranger and she's like the shockingly beautiful

602
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: woman and I was like, oh, I'm gonna lie her.

603
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a lot of lives in this first session.

604
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: She can find out the will of meal session three.

605
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: But now me first. You know, I am now like

606
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: one small compliment away from falling in love with her

607
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: at any moment, I can call it. Weeks ago, she

608
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: called me one her most stopful plays. I was like,

609
00:31:52,760 --> 00:32:01,280
Speaker 1: are we doing this? Are we doing right? Zoom right now?

610
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 1: I just like too. I love the idea of like

611
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 1: it's just there is sometimes that sexual tension between someone that,

612
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: uh is not supposed to be Like it's like maybe

613
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: just someone that you're not supposed to have that with

614
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: and just his thing of Like she's like, you know, actually,

615
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,959
Speaker 1: you're one of my most thoughtful clients. He's like Damna,

616
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: like are we doing this right now? Zoom is so

617
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: funny to me. Well, it's so funny too, because like

618
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 1: you can put these things and that the other person

619
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: on the other side, it could completely be business, you know,

620
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: like like, oh, it's just cop arresting me want to fox, Like, no,

621
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: they're arrest Like most of the time I felt attraction

622
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 1: to someone that's like a physical attraction, like a sexual attraction.

623
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 1: I trust that it's mutual because I'm not insane, Like

624
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 1: I can't really feel that unless i'm getting it back.

625
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: Like I can look at a picture of a guy

626
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: or see a guy and be like, oh, he's hot,

627
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, i'd like to. But there's a

628
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: certain feeling you have sometimes, and I think it's the

629
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: sign of it being mutual there. Maybe as a guy,

630
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 1: if there's a little bit of flirting. A lot of

631
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,960
Speaker 1: times guys are like, well, women don't want to flirt

632
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 1: with everyone. So this is just me and you think, like, oh,

633
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: that's an opening, because women aren't usually nice to me

634
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: or like whatever, so you think any little thing is flirting.

635
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,200
Speaker 1: And guys are going into therapy they've never shared their

636
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: feelings before. They're getting emotional, they're getting vulnerable, and so

637
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: many times I think that men can misinterpret emotional vulnerability

638
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,840
Speaker 1: with romance, and especially men who have never done this

639
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 1: before with friends, have never even said their thoughts. And

640
00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 1: this woman is empathetically listening and being understanding and nurturing.

641
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure it's so erotic to them. I

642
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 1: love this kid being like in his first session, be

643
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 1: like so hard to deal with this twenty million dollar

644
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 1: trust fund and a fifteen inch cock. I don't I

645
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: don't know what to do. Yeah, I just don't know

646
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: what to do. You should write him and tell him

647
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: to do that. As a bit. So the first session

648
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: I was just talking about, Yeah, it's just tough, dude,

649
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: this girl is coming so much. So then like, but

650
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: like you know that she was a hot therapist too,

651
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: I mean on zoom, I don't know that that women

652
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 1: want to hear that you've only hot therapists on Zoom

653
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 1: would like more like I'm just like a guy that

654
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 1: is only into like, you know, I'm looking for the one,

655
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 1: you know. It's just like it sucks like having this

656
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: big dick and no one to share with it, you know,

657
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 1: Like share with big dick on a mega yacht is

658
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: just tough. It's like is my dick that big? Or

659
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 1: is the yacht not that big? But I just don't know,

660
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: you know. I do think one of the hottest scenes

661
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 1: ever was in The Departed when Leonardo DiCaprio goes to

662
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: hang out with his ex therapist. It's my favorite sex

663
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:47,839
Speaker 1: scene of all time. And he goes and she goes,

664
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: it's okay, you're not a client anymore. And then it's

665
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 1: like it's fucking on and he's so like so close,

666
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: closed up, and like is just living a line. And

667
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: he's like this guy who was like, you know, obviously

668
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: working for the mob and like trying or not. You know,

669
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 1: he's working against the mob? Right, Isn't Leo a good one?

670
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: And that he is a good one? Yeah, I do

671
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 1: feel like he probably came that scene. He came in seconds.

672
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: He's so pent up. Don't you think he probably came

673
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: really and then probably had sex again. Be like he

674
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,880
Speaker 1: went again right away. God, I want to know everything

675
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:27,800
Speaker 1: about that scene and if they did anything after it too,

676
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: if he put headphones on, and that he was a

677
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,879
Speaker 1: guy that listens to headphones when you have sex with him.

678
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: That's kind of funny. He actually puts a disman on

679
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:47,200
Speaker 1: her back. They had to skip skip protection. Okay, next

680
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: next story. Okay, so this was trending on Twitter today.

681
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 1: Shortest celebrity relationships you probably forgot as Kanye West and

682
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 1: Julia Fox split. Oh yeah, I saw some of these,

683
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 1: I think. Okay, um, Zach Efron and Michelle Rodriguez, I

684
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: didn't even know they That makes sense. How long was

685
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:16,919
Speaker 1: that it was? I think? Uh well, the following year,

686
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,720
Speaker 1: Michelle admitted she couldn't see herself with a single person

687
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: more than six months, So I guess it was six

688
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: months or less. Black widow over here, I think six

689
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: months is a decent amount of time though for celebrities,

690
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 1: sure for anyone. How about Taylor Swift and Tom Hittleston.

691
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was super quick. I mean he was

692
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,439
Speaker 1: a getaway car. As written about in The Getaway Car,

693
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 1: she wanted to leave Calvin Harris and she needed a reason.

694
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: He gave her a reason and how long did she

695
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 1: date him? That was real, That was a couple of months,

696
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: right June to September. Yeah, that old June to September romance.

697
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: But she met his mom. There were paparazzi shots of

698
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 1: her within like laughing, holding hands and like he was

699
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: wearing a shirt. So that's an I love t s

700
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: When they went on a vacation with all her friends

701
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 1: July fourth and Rhode Island, it was the whole thing.

702
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:12,319
Speaker 1: And he I read this whole article that he or

703
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,399
Speaker 1: this interview he did for maybe g Q. I think

704
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: you can look it up. After they broke up and

705
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: like kind of in in the wake of all of that,

706
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,919
Speaker 1: and he was really devastated and still very much in love.

707
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: And a lot of people said it was just for show,

708
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 1: it was just like a publicity thing. But the way

709
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: that guy talked about her and like cried kind of

710
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 1: talking about it and like not wanting to talk about it,

711
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,240
Speaker 1: he was like a guy that was really broken hearted,

712
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 1: and it made me sad and also fucking horny for

713
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 1: the guy. He's so emotionally love Taylor switched as much

714
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:48,280
Speaker 1: as I do. And I will say that I once

715
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 1: held sustained eye contact with Hittleston in like two thousand

716
00:37:53,880 --> 00:38:07,560
Speaker 1: and thirteen. So it was so it was at an

717
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: after party for something. It might happen in the MTV

718
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,240
Speaker 1: Movie Awards, but it was an after party for something,

719
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: and we caught each other's eye across the room like

720
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,760
Speaker 1: a really where it was just like, oh my god,

721
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 1: like and I tried to kind of I think, I

722
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 1: like tilted my head to be like, are you looking

723
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 1: at me? And he just kind of tilted it. There

724
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 1: was some confirmation that he was looking at me, and

725
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 1: it was so erotic, and I thought, oh, for sure,

726
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: he's going to come up and talk to me, and

727
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 1: he never did, but it happened. So I'm gonna think

728
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,280
Speaker 1: about that tonight because I hadn't remembered that for a while.

729
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:40,640
Speaker 1: But by the guy, I'm my lover, Chris one time.

730
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 1: He talked about this on the radio recently, so I

731
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: feel okay saying it. He was he used to work,

732
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: he used to produce these big awards shows. And one

733
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: year they were doing that MTV movie or some kind

734
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: of awards in um My Heart, some kind of awards

735
00:38:56,239 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 1: in Las Vegas, and Rihanna was warming up in one

736
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 1: of the hotel rooms. All these different arts were did

737
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 1: different hotel rooms, and East producer was meant to go

738
00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: check on them before the rehearsal, and she was warming

739
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: up and she held sustained eye contact with him while

740
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,879
Speaker 1: she was warming up, singing a song for so long

741
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: that other people in the room were like went up

742
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: to him afterwards to be like, what was that? Like

743
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: other people witnessed it and it was real and he

744
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: he literally thought like, oh my god, rat party, this

745
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,879
Speaker 1: is on and that's been They didn't talk to her.

746
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: Now that you know, he's not the type of person

747
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 1: to do that. He's probably he's he likes he likes

748
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 1: well I guess he does. Uh. I don't think. I

749
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: don't think with Rihanna you have the balls to ever

750
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: go up and talk to us. I saw her one

751
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: time at Bowery Hotel and she's stunning. I mean, it's

752
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 1: just like not even a human being like she came in. Also,

753
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 1: the hat she was wearing was about seventeen inches high. Like, yes,

754
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: like talked about I like your hat, you sha? Who als?

755
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,879
Speaker 1: Who doesn't? Who else? No? Uh, sorry, it's all good,

756
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: Uh okay. Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande. I mean that

757
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: was huge. It was a while, Yeah, it was. It

758
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: was It was enough time that it was. Man, they

759
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: were all over each other. I loved that relationship so much.

760
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: Was hot and heavy. They were real chill about it.

761
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 1: They were so into each other. And I remember shooting

762
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 1: Roast Battle. I was a judge on that and he

763
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 1: was a guest celebrity judge in one episode, and she

764
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,439
Speaker 1: was in his trailer and they were texting the entire time.

765
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 1: He was sitting next to me. He was texting her

766
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: like NonStop. They're very like much in love, back and

767
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: forth and um. One time I was at the seller

768
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: and he brought her by just as I was leaving,

769
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 1: and my mom forgot her jacket or something, so I

770
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: had to go back and get My mom was with

771
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: a set night and when I went back in, Ariana

772
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 1: and Pete were there at the table and I was

773
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: looking for my mom's sweater and Ariana got up to

774
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: like look for it for me and was like, I

775
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 1: don't know where it could be. Wait a second, where

776
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:00,799
Speaker 1: is it? And she was like here it is, and

777
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,719
Speaker 1: then Pete was like, this is Nicki Arianna, this just

778
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: like he was very sweet and introduced me. It was

779
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: really a nice and I also met Arianna when I

780
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,799
Speaker 1: did a sketch with her for Nicki and Sara Alive.

781
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 1: She was hilarious. We did the sketch where we were

782
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: trying to fire people on our show and we just

783
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: didn't want to do it, so Sarah and I asked

784
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,280
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande if she could fire them with her beautiful voice.

785
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: So she'd be like, you've been cooking fish and the

786
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: microwave a little too much and no one appreciates it.

787
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: You're fine, And it was like Sarah I would be like, yeah,

788
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 1: you gotta go, and they'd be like, but that was beautiful.

789
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:40,879
Speaker 1: It was really funny. She's insanely talented. Yeah, she's so. Yeah,

790
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 1: she was great. She only wanted to be shot from

791
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 1: one side of her face though very skirt. Yeah, only

792
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: one side of her. Oh my god. But I don't

793
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,399
Speaker 1: blame I don't blame her for that. The girl knows

794
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: her angles. I mean, I just who tells someone that

795
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: they're once hire? Like, how do you know that? She

796
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 1: is it? She's she's you know, I don't know my

797
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 1: good side whatever? Okay, wait look that way though, like

798
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: look look this okay, that way and then do the

799
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: other way. No, you're pretty symmetrical. Let me see what

800
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 1: you got. I know. Basically, don't tell me, don't tell me. Okay,

801
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: well you yeah, you like that? No, not this way?

802
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 1: You like the other way? No? I like the other way? No,

803
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,839
Speaker 1: let's see oh mine definitely, No, it's definitely. She likes

804
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: her the side that her hair has parted more, there's

805
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,720
Speaker 1: more hair on it like this. No, I like this side?

806
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 1: Oh you do you covered that side more? Okay, I

807
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: get it. Maria carry is known for your only liking

808
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 1: one side of her face, like she'll never ever be

809
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: seen on. Yeah. Well, there are a lot of women

810
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 1: that I meet at meet and greets and they go, wait,

811
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: I have to stand on the side. I'm like, do

812
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 1: you girl? I have no problem with someone knowing what

813
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: they like about them, so el and just knowing it

814
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,360
Speaker 1: and just yea um, okay, let's take a break and

815
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: come back with why do I care? No? Why do

816
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: I care? Why do I care? All right, let's see

817
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: if you care about this one. Nikki Britney Spears is

818
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: set to release a tell memoirs fifteen million dollar book deal.

819
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 1: Red Chicken, Yellow, Chicken, Blue, chicken. Maybe it's a children's

820
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: book that doesn't seem like that much money. To be

821
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 1: honest with you, I would have thought fifty million, I mean,

822
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 1: Britney Spears, I would have thought fifteen million does not

823
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,839
Speaker 1: seem enough to me for her, I mean, good things.

824
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: She got it, But when we're talking about Netflix specials

825
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: going for a hundred million Spotify deal for Joe Rogan

826
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 1: two hundred million, it wasn't a hundred million two d million,

827
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,799
Speaker 1: fifteen million is And then when you go give that

828
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:04,439
Speaker 1: to your agents, to your I mean, I bet now

829
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:08,800
Speaker 1: she's like money seems more to her now because she

830
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 1: never had access to it before. It would be so

831
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 1: funny if she got like like that crich and guy

832
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: maybe he's dead, I don't know, John Grisham. And it's

833
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: like the most like the best book anyone's ever read

834
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 1: in their life, Like it'll definitely be so good. I mean,

835
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 1: I will definitely read it. I can't wait. I mean,

836
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 1: it's I hope the world lasts long enough that we

837
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: get it. These things take so much time we'll probably

838
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 1: get in so I guess, yeah, the faster she busted out,

839
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,240
Speaker 1: the less she probably actually wrote it, right, I definitely

840
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 1: don't think she'll be right. She shouldn't have to, and honestly,

841
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: I don't want to read a book. I want I

842
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,319
Speaker 1: want someone to like pull stuff out of her and

843
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:50,720
Speaker 1: put it in a way that's more readable than someone

844
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 1: who was pulled out of school very she I don't

845
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 1: mean to say anything. I've read her captions. I know

846
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 1: this girl is not the easiest. It's not that I

847
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 1: don't like her right and what she says. It's not

848
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 1: there's a certain people think that being a quote unquote

849
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 1: grammar nazi is like, you're just being pretentious. It's just

850
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: the way I yell at you about like make your

851
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 1: photos less blurry with more light. It's because it's just

852
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 1: easier to look at, and it's nicer to look at.

853
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: Like grammar makes things easy to read in the way

854
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 1: that they should be interpreted. There's a reason we have grammar.

855
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,919
Speaker 1: It's not to make people feel dumb. It's so that

856
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 1: so I hope that someone is helping her with that,

857
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,359
Speaker 1: because I just want to be able to read it.

858
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 1: I don't the opposite. I would love for her to

859
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 1: just write the whole thing or some and not one

860
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 1: exclamation marks. I mean that would if we're going that route,

861
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: You're right, it would be, and then it would be fun.

862
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 1: I would like you to go through it and redline

863
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 1: in and that would be really fun, or or read

864
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: it and this like I mean the I wonder if

865
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: she'll do her own book on tape. I'm guessing she will,

866
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: but I wonder also if she wasn't allowed to do

867
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: it until now. You know absolutely she wasn't able to

868
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 1: say fucking anything. She was on such a lockdown. That's

869
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 1: why she was having to give like secret uh yeah

870
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: codes and what she was wearing. And she would put

871
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,919
Speaker 1: like a little like her straw hat would like spill

872
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 1: help me and ship like that. I don't think it

873
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: really didn't think people were reading into it a little

874
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: bit too much. But it's interesting, free and everything's fine.

875
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:24,120
Speaker 1: So many layers and it's really like no, they're like,

876
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 1: there's no layers. I was just talking about that with

877
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 1: Eli shn It. I just did um called Taylor Talk.

878
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 1: I did this podcast just now and we were talking

879
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: about all of Taylor Swift's Like she wrote the song

880
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 1: and then years later there's this other song that has

881
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 1: allusions to it. It's like she was like preparing for

882
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: us to see that later on. It's like all these

883
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: things that were so thought through. And then I named

884
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 1: My Special something. And then I went back and watched

885
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: My Special after I named it that, and I saw that,

886
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: like I had this name that I came up with

887
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 1: that has nothing to do with the material really, it's

888
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:58,960
Speaker 1: just based on like what yeah, analize of course. And

889
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:00,399
Speaker 1: I was going back through and I was like, oh wow,

890
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: I was saying I said all of these words at

891
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: some point, not intentionally. It looks like I was planned.

892
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: That looks like the title is like more thought through

893
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 1: than it was, and I look more brilliant than I am.

894
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: But a lot of times, as an artist or whatever,

895
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,879
Speaker 1: I can say that I am, or anyone can say

896
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 1: that they are. You just use words a lot. And

897
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 1: so maybe Tellswith wasn't putting an easter egg of using

898
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 1: the same kind of phrasing in this one song that

899
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 1: she then called back to fifteen years later. Maybe she

900
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 1: just uses that phrase a lot, you know. Yeah, I

901
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 1: mean I think a lot of people look for conspiracies

902
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 1: within things that are just that's what it is. It

903
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 1: was like me, early, what did I think I had

904
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: a conspiracy about? Oh? The one the Kim Kardashian thing

905
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: where I think she got her she passed the bar

906
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: to baby bar, which is allows you to go to

907
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: law school. I feel like she might have gotten a

908
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 1: you know, it took her three times, which makes it

909
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 1: even more believable as a story, like she kept coming back.

910
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,760
Speaker 1: Part of me thinks she got it because law schools

911
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 1: want more people to go to law school, and I

912
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 1: think she does. Everyone's gonna want yeah, yeah, maybe yeah.

913
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the craziest conspiracy. You didn't know the

914
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 1: world the other day for the word tacit, but I

915
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: got it right, But you didn't. You've never heard that

916
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 1: word before when I spelled it. I don't know how

917
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: I knew it. I get, I get like putting like

918
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 1: it sounds like it would be a word, and you

919
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: saw it was maybe your only option at that point.

920
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 1: Test it means like it's implicit, but it's not specifically said,

921
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: like tacit agreement. We had a tacit agreement. It was

922
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 1: never said, but like he knew what I was talking about,

923
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 1: Like not not lawyer, though I'm sure it could be,

924
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 1: but I know it's not specifically lawyer. Lawyer jargon large

925
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: large jargon. Um, let's get to a Reddit dump. It's Tuesday. No,

926
00:48:54,239 --> 00:49:04,359
Speaker 1: why do I care? This is your red dumb All right,

927
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 1: let's do reddit dump today. Let me get to some

928
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: of my saved Reddit things. Um, what are things? Hollywood

929
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: has tricked the general population into believing this is asked Reddit.

930
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 1: This is interesting to read some of these, um paramedics

931
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 1: are Someone said, paramedics are constantly running and pushing the

932
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 1: stretcher into the e R at breaknext speed, and doctors

933
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: and nurses are always running alongside down the hallways. That's

934
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: something I do think that happens. And if I went

935
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: to the e R and was hauled in, if people

936
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: were like, what are her cts? Can I get an

937
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 1: s R S or what? I don't know? I just

938
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: I would be like, do they know? What does happen? Then? Oh?

939
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: Another thing? People say, we're losing him. No one says

940
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 1: that once the patient is stable in their room, though

941
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 1: everyone is in the hospital, piers to turn out the

942
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,760
Speaker 1: lights and clock out for the night. Oh that's another

943
00:49:56,760 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 1: one that people say, Uh yeah, lights out because the

944
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: entire staff is having sex in the on call room. Seriously,

945
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,680
Speaker 1: though lots of patients think night nurses get to sleep.

946
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 1: It's hilarious. Um yeah. Another thing people believe is that

947
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 1: l A is clean in Hollywood is glamorous. L A

948
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 1: is not clean in Hollywood. The neighborhood as some of

949
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 1: the worst homelessness homelessness, And after leaving a show on Sunday,

950
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:23,360
Speaker 1: I nearly walked through piss streaming downhill right off Hollywood Boulevard.

951
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 1: That's obviously a comedian leaving Supernova, which is a great

952
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 1: show to go do. But you will see it's on

953
00:50:29,719 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: Hollywood's like Walk of Fame. But you might slip and

954
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: ship well as you're walking from your uber to it.

955
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 1: You're not gonna get hurt unless you slip and fall

956
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 1: real hard. But that guy might have been. Someone said

957
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 1: another thing that Hollywood has convinced us of is you

958
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: can outrun a giant explosion. That's that CPR brings back

959
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,839
Speaker 1: anybody back to life, no matter what happened to them.

960
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 1: I've actually listened to a podcast that said CPR is

961
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 1: more often than not like a dangerous thing to do

962
00:50:56,320 --> 00:51:00,439
Speaker 1: to someone in CPR rarely works, like rarely that fel

963
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 1: in Florida, Remember that guy They tried to give them

964
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: CPR and I don't know if you give CPR to

965
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:08,359
Speaker 1: a head injury, I don't right, I would try it,

966
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 1: but I know that it doesn't work. I listened to

967
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 1: this podcast. I ever get the stats on it, but

968
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: it was alarming how often it doesn't work and how

969
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,799
Speaker 1: people think it works. A lot of guys just want

970
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: to make out. Yeah, that's probably it. Knocking people out

971
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 1: with a blow to the skull or jaw is a

972
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:27,879
Speaker 1: harmless way to temporarily temporarily incapacitate. Someone said, any blow

973
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: to the head that renders you unconscious is quite serious.

974
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 1: If you're unconscious for more than about a minute, the

975
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: chances of you ever waking up start to go down

976
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,879
Speaker 1: drastically the longer it takes. That makes sense. What about um,

977
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:43,879
Speaker 1: cutting turns really fast? Yes? Or being able to drive

978
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: when you drive the wheels constantly going like this is

979
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: moving back and forth. People fake drive, It's just keep

980
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: it steady. You don't need to do that back and forth.

981
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 1: Also getting shot and dying like in movies they die

982
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:59,120
Speaker 1: right away, but really in real life it's like, uh,

983
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,040
Speaker 1: like they're still breathing for a while and like actually

984
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: still standing up. Ah, that is good. Um, the helicopters

985
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,879
Speaker 1: can sneak up out of nowhere, the fire alarm pole

986
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:15,760
Speaker 1: stations setting off the sprinkler system that missiles. RPGs rounds

987
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: are slow and easily dodgeable by a human. RPG rounds

988
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: fly at three hundred miles per hour or per second.

989
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,759
Speaker 1: You were not dodging that. Um, yeah, these were just

990
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 1: funny to read movie to someone dodge in ore, like

991
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 1: like in their car or like as a like a person. Um.

992
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: I feel like when people are like like they're not

993
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: dodging it, but they're just like I do. Hey when

994
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:41,600
Speaker 1: the main character gets shot at like seven times and

995
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 1: just never gets hit and then he gets like he

996
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: just turned around, and like I was reading all about

997
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 1: Columbne the other night, I went down a real weird

998
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: Columbine worms. Yeah this was the other night. And some

999
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:58,480
Speaker 1: guy got shot like eight times and and survived. And

1000
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:00,360
Speaker 1: there are other people that just got shots in the

1001
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: wrong place, and this guy got shot in the head

1002
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 1: all these different places, and there are people like in

1003
00:53:05,239 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: wheelchairs and like all fucked up that we're at a

1004
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 1: Columbine that are like walking among us, and like you

1005
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 1: forget that there were so many people that like survived it.

1006
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: Let like and did you know, sorry to go Columbiny

1007
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 1: on you, but did you know that they Columbine was

1008
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: the result of a failed bombing combine. No, we were

1009
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 1: doing Elizabeth Smart. I think it's a way, but Columbine,

1010
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 1: they meant to. They put out all of these bombs

1011
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,799
Speaker 1: and they were going to bomb the cafeteria when it

1012
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 1: was at the most crowded time at eleven o'clock. The

1013
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 1: bombs didn't detonate. What they were gonna do is pick

1014
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,720
Speaker 1: off people as they tried to escape with their guns,

1015
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: and when the bombs didn't explode, they just panicked and

1016
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 1: went in. And really the whole time they talked about

1017
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,959
Speaker 1: how a lot of the people that witness these guys

1018
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 1: running around were really anxious and agitated and like piste

1019
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,960
Speaker 1: off that the bobs didn't go off, and feeling like failures.

1020
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:58,720
Speaker 1: It's very interesting. Um. Yeah, you think you know everything

1021
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: about these things and then you go YouTube wormhole and alright,

1022
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 1: so let's go into the next one. Uh, let's go

1023
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: to the first video I set you know, Uh, I

1024
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: think I don't know where it is. Thank you stop it, Joe. Oh.

1025
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 1: This is one of those really fun um Laurel and

1026
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: Yanni's you Know Where. So it says this is in

1027
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: black magic the subreddit black magic Fuckory, and it says

1028
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: is Grover from Sesame Street using profanity or not? It's

1029
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 1: the same clip. There's one clip, there's nothing else. I'm

1030
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: gonna play it. I'm gonna put the text there. Whichever

1031
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:41,359
Speaker 1: one you read is the one you're going to hear

1032
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:48,239
Speaker 1: most likely, so okay, stop it. Yes, so you're either

1033
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:52,479
Speaker 1: gonna hear yes, yes that's a fucking excellent idea, or yes,

1034
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 1: yes that sounds like an excellent idea. See what you hear? Yes, yes,

1035
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:06,919
Speaker 1: that's a fucking excellent idea. Yes, yes that's how excellent idea? Yes, yes,

1036
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 1: that's how excellent I definitely hear. Fucking but then look

1037
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: at look at the look at the bottom one next

1038
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: time it plays, because see as it written out, and

1039
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 1: if you're looking at it sounds like an excellent idea,

1040
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 1: you hear. It depends on which one you're looking at,

1041
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 1: So look at the bottom add my eyes closed. I

1042
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,319
Speaker 1: heard no, now just look at excellent idea though the

1043
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: bottom one. Okay, okay, yes, yes that's how I'm not Yes, yes,

1044
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 1: that's how excellent idea you hear now, yes, yes, that's

1045
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 1: how excellent. Who Even when I'm reading an excellent idea

1046
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,359
Speaker 1: the bottom one, I still hear fun. I I hear

1047
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 1: whatever when I'm reading it's amazing. Okay, yeah, I mean

1048
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 1: I I still hear fun. That makes me question, like

1049
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: everything that I believe when I see nuts, because you

1050
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 1: just go you just you gotta watch it, because when

1051
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 1: you go back and forth, it is whatever you're reading.

1052
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 1: I wonder why it didn't work for me. Now I

1053
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 1: feel like I'm stupid. But no, it's like your brain.

1054
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 1: I think it's the other thing of like when we're

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Speaker 1: talking about memory and how your brain fills in, Like

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Speaker 1: if you see a picture of yourself that's photoshopped into

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00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 1: a hot air balloon, you just paint the memory of

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00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,320
Speaker 1: it happening. Like your brain tries to make sense of things.

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00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 1: So if you're reading something that says it's a fucking

1060
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 1: excellent idea, your brain is just naturally going to hear

1061
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 1: that more so than what it is. Um, let's go

1062
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 1: to the next video. Noah cramping, you're cramping. Did you

1063
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 1: ever run in like priest in and get a cramp?

1064
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 1: I know I'm not someone who cramps up that much. Okay.

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00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: This one is about the French language, right, no, yeah, okay.

1066
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,399
Speaker 1: So this is another one that's it's from Damn. That's

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00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 1: interesting and it says the French French language has many

1068
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:01,040
Speaker 1: words that sound similar. And this was fun to me

1069
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 1: so much. Do you time attempted? Don't stretch, horse fly,

1070
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Speaker 1: don't aunt, don't as much? Wait, you're tempting? Aunt is

1071
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: spending your time so much? You have so many horse

1072
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 1: flies in your tent. I don't don't, don't, don't go. Yeah, dude,

1073
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 1: that is funny. I was hoping they were going to

1074
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 1: do that. And yeah, I was really hoping they were

1075
00:57:44,720 --> 00:57:49,080
Speaker 1: going to do a full buffalo buffalo buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo,

1076
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 1: buffalo buffalo. Yes, that makes a sentence. When we saw

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00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 1: what's his name on the wall and we thought he

1078
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:59,919
Speaker 1: was from there. Um, I love that tal to taltal,

1079
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 1: there's a tom Yeah, that one was good. This is

1080
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:10,280
Speaker 1: what I found on interesting as fun and it's the

1081
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 1: iconic ring tone from Nokia. Nokia's line of cell phones

1082
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 1: is actually based on a Spanish guitar piece by Francisco

1083
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 1: Tarega called Grand Val, written in nineteen two and it's

1084
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,680
Speaker 1: like this old man playing a fucking and it's just

1085
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 1: so funny to hear. Yeah it does. Is that funny?

1086
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:49,880
Speaker 1: I love ship like that? No, I do too. I

1087
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 1: just can't remember no fuck right, No, I've had a

1088
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 1: lot of Nokia phones. I just can't. I don't. I

1089
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 1: can't playt the sound. You just heard it? Yeah, hold on,

1090
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 1: how do you know? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I'm saying I know.

1091
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 1: I'm hearing it right now. I'm saying I can't place

1092
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:20,000
Speaker 1: it from. You can't know what that phone sounded like

1093
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 1: they played. That's in all the movies whenever like someone's

1094
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: trying to hide from someone and then the phone goes

1095
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 1: off and gives away their location. It's always that ring tone.

1096
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:33,920
Speaker 1: I thought that guy playing yeah. Oh, I just loved that.

1097
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 1: I just I like when things that you're like, oh,

1098
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 1: that's where it came from, Like, how could that come from? That?

1099
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:44,760
Speaker 1: Did you? Hey? What's up? It's oh no, those a

1100
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 1: little like, yeah, those are so cool? Um, okay, there

1101
00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 1: is okay, um one of the don't do that the

1102
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 1: um Let me see, what is one fear you have

1103
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:10,080
Speaker 1: that most people would that would be considered stupid by

1104
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:15,439
Speaker 1: most people. This is an ask Creddit. Okay. Someone said,

1105
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:20,439
Speaker 1: toilet snakes, thanks Stephen King. Um mine is two lane

1106
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:24,520
Speaker 1: highways and centipedes and fat man on diving boards as

1107
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 1: we all know. Um. Someone said swimming in a lake

1108
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:30,040
Speaker 1: or in the ocean without being able to see the ground. Hell, yes,

1109
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 1: I was bit slash cut by something once, and since

1110
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 1: then it's a fear I just can't control. I was.

1111
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:37,440
Speaker 1: I was still go and do it, though, because I

1112
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:39,959
Speaker 1: hate it when people tell me what to do, even

1113
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 1: when that's myself. It sucks being scared of something and

1114
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 1: knowing that you have to like lie about why you're scared.

1115
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,520
Speaker 1: We talked about this other day. I mean I was

1116
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:50,920
Speaker 1: afraid of knives forever after getting stabbed. Just not like

1117
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:56,800
Speaker 1: any knife anywhere, but you got stabbed, so like butter

1118
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 1: knife and stuff though, or like even like would you

1119
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 1: use a knife when you would things? Yeah? I could,

1120
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 1: but if anyone had one around me, I really did,

1121
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:07,760
Speaker 1: I guess I bet you would definitely PTSD. Someone said,

1122
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 1: I'm scared that when I'm driving anywhere late at night

1123
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,520
Speaker 1: and the roads are clear, I'll be struck by one

1124
01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:16,760
Speaker 1: of those land speed record vehicles. That's such an interesting

1125
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 1: specific fear. But now I'm kind of scared because it

1126
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 1: would be out of nowhere. It's such a funny thing

1127
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:26,400
Speaker 1: like it. But think about this, they're trying to break

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01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 1: the sound better the desert. Well. Someone says they closed

1129
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 1: it out, which is so weird because we're just talking

1130
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 1: about this. I'd be afraid it would come out of

1131
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 1: nowhere and I wouldn't see it coming. That is my

1132
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 1: biggest thing. I just don't want things to come out

1133
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:44,480
Speaker 1: of nowhere. Really, did you know this or around? You

1134
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Also came someone said cotton balls

1135
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 1: were not alone. Final thought, um, someone said I can't

1136
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:54,640
Speaker 1: sleep with my desk chair facing my bed. I have

1137
01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:56,880
Speaker 1: to get up, turn on a light, face it away

1138
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:58,640
Speaker 1: from me, and then I can't go back to bed.

1139
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,400
Speaker 1: I get a really afraid that I'm going to turn

1140
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,000
Speaker 1: over or blink and look at it and someone is

1141
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 1: going to be sitting in it watching me sleep. No

1142
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 1: idea where this fear came from. I think a chair

1143
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 1: on its own can look like it's somewhat like, oh, yeah,

1144
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 1: I saw a lamp the other day, to look like

1145
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:19,480
Speaker 1: a part like yeah that you're that runs through you,

1146
01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 1: even for a split second in the same amount of

1147
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 1: time it takes for your toe to get stubbed and

1148
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 1: for you to feel the pain that that amount of

1149
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,640
Speaker 1: time that you think you're going to die, and then

1150
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:31,640
Speaker 1: you realize what it is that the body remembers pain,

1151
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 1: that that little moment has a little notch in your

1152
01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:38,320
Speaker 1: brain that affects you. I saw that ghost at one time.

1153
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 1: I threw a pillow at it, right, get out of here, Yeah,

1154
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:45,040
Speaker 1: get out of here. I'm not even gonna say it,

1155
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:48,600
Speaker 1: but I follow ghosts on subredits and if you go

1156
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 1: to there, like you can sort the post by like

1157
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:54,760
Speaker 1: most popular or most controversial or top posts. One time

1158
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:56,760
Speaker 1: I went to like the best post on ghost because

1159
01:02:56,760 --> 01:03:00,640
Speaker 1: they're always posting like this. They're posting like the is this? Um?

1160
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:04,760
Speaker 1: You know, my my ring camera caught these orbs and

1161
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 1: it's all dumb. But there were some on those top

1162
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:09,560
Speaker 1: posts it's like and people. I remember looking at one

1163
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 1: going what's the big deal in here? And I went

1164
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 1: to the comments and they were like, oh my god,

1165
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:14,480
Speaker 1: when you see it? And I used to follow a

1166
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 1: subreddit called when you See It, and it would be

1167
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:19,080
Speaker 1: scary things that you can't see until some part of

1168
01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 1: the you are suddenly see this guy looking at you

1169
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:23,720
Speaker 1: in a window or something. I can't fucking take that.

1170
01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:27,520
Speaker 1: So I want to in the I want to someday

1171
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,520
Speaker 1: when we're all hanging out, give you those ghost things

1172
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 1: to see because I'm too scared to look at them.

1173
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:33,800
Speaker 1: The one thing that's nice about living in apart like

1174
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:37,560
Speaker 1: there's never gonna be someone just two eyes outside your window,

1175
01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:41,360
Speaker 1: and if there is one, well that's what The thing

1176
01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 1: about ghosts is they defy physics, but a ghost is

1177
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:48,720
Speaker 1: never Again, we've talked about this hurting you. They fucking

1178
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 1: might throw a plate, I know, but that's still scary

1179
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 1: to some people. Some people have said that they've been

1180
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,200
Speaker 1: hurt by ghosts. Know what sort of rational fear that

1181
01:03:58,280 --> 01:04:02,520
Speaker 1: you have? Often words? Um, yeah, I guess birds. But

1182
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 1: like even more irrational than that is just that like,

1183
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 1: while I'm driving, my car is just going to blow up.

1184
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:10,200
Speaker 1: That's so weird because I was about to share one

1185
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 1: thing on Reddit that said one of the Hollywood things

1186
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,240
Speaker 1: that people have convinced of is that cars are like

1187
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:18,200
Speaker 1: combustible just from like all they need to do is

1188
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 1: be like hit by another car and they'll explode. Yeah, yeah,

1189
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:26,120
Speaker 1: that's how often do you think of that um, just

1190
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:28,280
Speaker 1: like sometimes if I'm if I just kind of like

1191
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:31,600
Speaker 1: get lost in thoughts while I'm driving right, and that

1192
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:35,200
Speaker 1: that the what about the hood coming up? Why does

1193
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 1: no one get scared of that? Because you would be

1194
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 1: blinded and it sucks so much. We should all be

1195
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:43,400
Speaker 1: scared of that more often. You could look at your

1196
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:46,640
Speaker 1: car and there could be nineteen engines on Laura, I'm sorry,

1197
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:50,480
Speaker 1: nineteen engine lights on right, and you'll just keep rolling

1198
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:52,800
Speaker 1: down the highway. But if that was on a plane,

1199
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:56,320
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like anywhere else, that's why

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01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:59,120
Speaker 1: you have to have like tire pressure sucking, let you

1201
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:02,480
Speaker 1: know everything you're It's like, well, that's why someone the

1202
01:05:02,560 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 1: other day in an e L I five explained that

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01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,360
Speaker 1: I'm five, said why are planes so old? Why are

1204
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 1: we on planes that were around in the seventies that

1205
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:12,200
Speaker 1: have like you know, ashtrays, And it's because they're so

1206
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:15,760
Speaker 1: well maintained that if we treated cars like that and

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01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:18,080
Speaker 1: check them every day before they went out, and they

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01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:21,000
Speaker 1: were completely scanned and every part was replaced with a

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01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:26,880
Speaker 1: better part, that wey, Yeah, those planes are fucking solid,

1210
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:28,440
Speaker 1: but it's because we take such good care of them.

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01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:32,240
Speaker 1: I'd rather be on an old plane did a newe.

1212
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 1: Someone said this one made me laugh. Of irrational fears

1213
01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:40,520
Speaker 1: in all caps dead fish, ugly motherfucker's unblinking eyes always staring.

1214
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:46,400
Speaker 1: What about bird ears? Oh yeah, Andrew, birdiars are so gross.

1215
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:49,800
Speaker 1: They're just no one knows. I don't like its. Birds

1216
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:51,960
Speaker 1: can certainly here that why they chirpen? Who are they

1217
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:54,520
Speaker 1: chirp in too? I'm just saying people don't know that.

1218
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:57,040
Speaker 1: I would say right in to us. If you knew

1219
01:05:57,080 --> 01:06:00,200
Speaker 1: birds had ears, then type in bird ears and I

1220
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:04,480
Speaker 1: would have read people's irrational fears. No, they're disgusting any

1221
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 1: kind of if. My sister and I used to get disgusted.

1222
01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:12,720
Speaker 1: It's called tripped to phobia trip trip tripophobia. That's tripped

1223
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:15,120
Speaker 1: to fan. It's when they're too little, their holes and

1224
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 1: little like things too close together, like holes close together

1225
01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:22,200
Speaker 1: trypophobia t r y p F O b I A.

1226
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:25,360
Speaker 1: My mom has it too, like certain corals. There's little

1227
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,360
Speaker 1: holes that are too close together. It makes you sick.

1228
01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 1: Swiss cheese and they were too No swisschez is okay

1229
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:34,880
Speaker 1: because they're scattered. It's when they're all together together. It's

1230
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:38,160
Speaker 1: kind of reminiscent of like rotting tissue. Yeah, it's gonna

1231
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,280
Speaker 1: be a cluster of holes. Like, let me type it in. Yeah,

1232
01:06:40,280 --> 01:06:42,400
Speaker 1: I want to see an example. Oh, if you go

1233
01:06:42,520 --> 01:06:46,120
Speaker 1: to it on, like my mom literally will come up

1234
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:49,480
Speaker 1: because you was afraid and then she always I've been

1235
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:51,080
Speaker 1: grossed out by my sister and I used to get

1236
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:53,320
Speaker 1: grossed up by bird Kiwi used when he would mold,

1237
01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:56,120
Speaker 1: these little tubes of fresh feathers would start poking out

1238
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:59,000
Speaker 1: of his hair and it would be so gross. Let

1239
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:04,360
Speaker 1: this is typeophobia. Okay, I get that. Holes like that.

1240
01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:09,440
Speaker 1: Let's see what you got because that didn't really Okay,

1241
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 1: that's terrible. That's ah. That one right there is the worst.

1242
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:19,520
Speaker 1: It's it's just reminiscent of rotting flesh. And so you're

1243
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:24,360
Speaker 1: photos or no, those are those are definitely but there

1244
01:07:24,400 --> 01:07:28,040
Speaker 1: are Yeah, that's there's definitely cum quats on there. But

1245
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:31,080
Speaker 1: there's like strawberries sometimes desumed in pictures of strawberries or

1246
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:34,600
Speaker 1: even pours with like little white house. Whatever that was

1247
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:37,520
Speaker 1: was horrendous. It's horrible. Yeah, I get that, but that's

1248
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 1: a real fear that people have. Means obviously everyone knows

1249
01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:45,520
Speaker 1: not a fan. Yeah, you're definitely scared of lizards, um centipedes,

1250
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 1: any kind of wiggly thing that doesn't any kind of

1251
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:50,479
Speaker 1: insect that doesn't have a plan. I don't like. Don't

1252
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:53,680
Speaker 1: throw a torrantial on my shoulder and laugh about it. You.

1253
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:56,200
Speaker 1: I don't like that either, because you often swatted away

1254
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,280
Speaker 1: and then injure it. I don't want to talk about it.

1255
01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:01,360
Speaker 1: But the other day I killed was I participated in

1256
01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:06,720
Speaker 1: the death of a bye. I honestly was really really

1257
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:08,920
Speaker 1: upset about my part to play in that because I

1258
01:08:09,040 --> 01:08:11,520
Speaker 1: never killed bees. Bees do not sting you if they

1259
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:14,680
Speaker 1: if you don't swatt at them. They just like people

1260
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:17,240
Speaker 1: always freak out about bees. I really it bothers me

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Speaker 1: a lot. And I swatted this be away because one

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Speaker 1: of our cast members on Perfect Strangers too. Yes, it hurts,

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Speaker 1: but also they're not going to sting you if you're

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Speaker 1: not threatening them. Is not going to land on you

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Speaker 1: and sting you. That's just not going to happen unless

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Speaker 1: you were like going like, because people freak out if

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Speaker 1: you just stay normal, they're not. They're just looking for pollen.

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Speaker 1: They're not looking to sting you. That means they die

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Speaker 1: if they sting you. Okay, so you saw, yeah, someone

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Speaker 1: sat a bean and you stepped and I know I

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Speaker 1: did not step on it. I on perfect strangers too

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Speaker 1: at a wand that I was using as a microphone

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Speaker 1: along like kind of prices, right marcrophone, and this girl

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Speaker 1: was getting scared of one of the bees. So I

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Speaker 1: swatted the be away just to like hit it and

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Speaker 1: to not get away from us. And I hit it perfectly,

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Speaker 1: but it went right into the ground in front of

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Speaker 1: another cast member, who then stomped it to death. And

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Speaker 1: I was so so sad because it wasn't just like

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Speaker 1: a bee. It was like a bumble. It was like

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Speaker 1: it had some weight to it. It was like the

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Speaker 1: weight of a fucking hummingbird. And then I it was

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Speaker 1: definitely killed, but it was still it was like on

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Speaker 1: its way out, but it was suffering, and so I

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Speaker 1: stomped it to death to actually finish it off so

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Speaker 1: that it wouldn't suffer. And then, you know, and then

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Speaker 1: I took it and buried it, and I said sorry.

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Speaker 1: Unlike the movies, bees don't dive on one stop. A

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Speaker 1: lot of people think it's one stop. Yeah, oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: got it, you gotta step on it. I yeah, I

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Speaker 1: hate when you know, insects are still twitching. I always

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Speaker 1: crushed them, even though I don't like the feeling of

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Speaker 1: it underneath my foot. Sometimes I would kill an aunt

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Speaker 1: that obviously can't hurt me and instantly feel regret and

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Speaker 1: instantly think where ants to the universe. I know, they're

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Speaker 1: like these little bugs that crawl around all over on

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Speaker 1: that counter, all over like microscopic, But they're little bugs.

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Speaker 1: And I sometimes I clean the counter and I have

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Speaker 1: to kill them just by smoothing over the counter. And

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Speaker 1: I feel so bad because they're just trying to live.

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Speaker 1: I said to the bee as I was bearing bearing,

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Speaker 1: and I said, be you were just being a bee.

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Speaker 1: You did it in that shark the other day, was

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Speaker 1: just being a fucking asshole, and we should go find

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Speaker 1: it and kill it. They're trying to kill it, and

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Speaker 1: I bet you anything, Simon would not want that. Simon said,

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Speaker 1: not to kill it, all right, I was just a

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Speaker 1: Simon says, joke. All right, are you good at Simon's as? No,

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Speaker 1: I hate it. Simon says, touch your eye, touch your eye?

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait Ton, Okay, guys, we gotta go. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for listening to the podcast. We'll be

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Speaker 1: back tomorrow. It'll be Wednesday. I cannot wait. You guys

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Speaker 1: are great, have all the ells, don't be cut and

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Speaker 1: jas