WEBVTT - MINNESOTA MURDERS PROVE IT. WITHOUT VIOLENCE, TRUMP IS NOTHING - 6.16.25

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<v Speaker 1>Countdown with Keith Olderman is a production of iHeartRadio. This

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<v Speaker 1>weekend was the reminder that without weapons, Donald Trump is nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>No gun, Trump, who claimed to carry a gun, is nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>No tanks. Trump is nothing, No bombs, no bombs to

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<v Speaker 1>drop on Iran to assuage his sudden and obvious fomo

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<v Speaker 1>of somebody blowing people up and it's not him doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Without that, Trump is nothing, no threat that if you

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<v Speaker 1>do not obey him, no matter how immoral it is,

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<v Speaker 1>or illogical or illegal his orders are, you will be

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<v Speaker 1>injured or wounded, or kill or at least metaphorically. So.

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<v Speaker 1>Without that, Trump is nothing. No parades, no mindlessly cheering

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<v Speaker 1>military grunts, no sadists cheering for blood. Without them, Trump

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<v Speaker 1>is nothing. Hell, there was a parade and it drew

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<v Speaker 1>less than a minor league hockey game. This was no

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<v Speaker 1>Kings versus no crowds. There was a parade, and Trump

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<v Speaker 1>still was nothing. But most importantly, most tragically, most ominously

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<v Speaker 1>for us and for our future, no religious fanatic, no

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<v Speaker 1>tertiary maga disease infected fascist humanoids driving into a No

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<v Speaker 1>King's protest in Salt Lake City, ending with one dead.

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<v Speaker 1>None of them, dressed as cops to assassinate elected Minnesota

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<v Speaker 1>Democrats in the homes with eleven more on his Wisconsin list,

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<v Speaker 1>doing so on Trump's behalf because they think that will

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<v Speaker 1>serve him, or aid him, or just please him. A

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<v Speaker 1>pro life murderer, Without pro life murderers, Trump is nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem, of course, is there are weapons. There are guns,

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<v Speaker 1>there are tanks, there are bombs, there are threats, there

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<v Speaker 1>are pro life murderers. It is so ingrained in our

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<v Speaker 1>system that it almost sounds stupid to say it aloud

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<v Speaker 1>and question it. For more than two centuries, our government

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<v Speaker 1>had operated, at least in part, at least for long

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<v Speaker 1>stretches on some sense of shared effort, of good faith,

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<v Speaker 1>of right makes might. That is as dead now as

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<v Speaker 1>it was during the Civil War, as bad as anywhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>The fundamental baseline by which the governing related to the

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<v Speaker 1>governed is now entirely in effect. Here, you do what

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<v Speaker 1>we say, or we hurt you. That's what this weekend

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<v Speaker 1>was about. That's what happens when you spend a decade

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<v Speaker 1>introducing into the national consciousness the idea that violence will

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<v Speaker 1>be supported by one political party, or at least one

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<v Speaker 1>political party will have a blind eye turned towards violence.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what happens when you spend five decades telling half

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<v Speaker 1>the people in this country that all the laws and

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<v Speaker 1>all the rules and all the precedents are unfair to

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<v Speaker 1>them and prejudiced against them and will ultimately destroy them,

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<v Speaker 1>and that they, the vast majority, with all of the

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<v Speaker 1>wealth and the power, are actually near death's door because

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<v Speaker 1>that two percent could come and get them. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>happens when one Friday you send in troops and marines

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<v Speaker 1>because your terrorists attacks on southern California aren't leading to

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<v Speaker 1>enough Brown people being disappeared and renditioned or just left

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<v Speaker 1>where they are in mortal dread of it happening to them.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the next Thursday you tackle the brown senator

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<v Speaker 1>from that state because your administration cannot actually handle a

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<v Speaker 1>question and your play actors pretending to fill positions like

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<v Speaker 1>Secretary of Homeland Security have no idea what to do

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<v Speaker 1>other than to shoot or threaten or promise to overthrow

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<v Speaker 1>the elected mayor or governor, or wear a funny hat

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<v Speaker 1>or have a senator from the opposite party thrown to

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<v Speaker 1>the floor. And if your idiot Secretary of Homeland Security

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know what Habeas Corpus is. Of course she can

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<v Speaker 1>claim nobody knew who the senator was, and she can

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<v Speaker 1>dismiss his existence by simply calling him that man. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's what what happens when two days later, a maga

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<v Speaker 1>religious nut tries to kill all the liberals. He can

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<v Speaker 1>to thwart or shut down the no Kings protests because

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<v Speaker 1>he wants kings, and he can always overrule reality, he

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<v Speaker 1>can always overrule the law, he can always overrule what

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<v Speaker 1>he is right because he has a gun. And then

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<v Speaker 1>an idiot senator from Utah who thinks his combover works

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<v Speaker 1>can call the murderer a Marxist based on nothing and

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<v Speaker 1>get applauded by a strung out, money crazed foreigner who

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<v Speaker 1>happens to own the social media site on which the

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<v Speaker 1>crazy senator from Utah has made his completely slanderous and

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<v Speaker 1>incorrect claim. And then, of course, after it ends, even

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<v Speaker 1>when it ends in humiliation for Trump, whose parade drew

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<v Speaker 1>fewer people than the Fourth of July parade used to

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<v Speaker 1>draw in Hastings on Hudson, New York when I was

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<v Speaker 1>a kid, after it ends, you look at the tear

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<v Speaker 1>in Los Angeles and the blood in Minnesota, and the

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<v Speaker 1>inescapable dread of more to come in every corner of

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<v Speaker 1>this nation. And you say violence has no place in

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<v Speaker 1>our democratic system, as if that has ever been true,

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<v Speaker 1>As if nearly a quarter of our presidents haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>shot and killed or just shot or just nearly shot,

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<v Speaker 1>As if Representative Melissa Hortman and Senator John Hoffman and

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<v Speaker 1>their spouses hadn't been shot two days ago in Minnesota,

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<v Speaker 1>As if Trump himself shot at least shot at not

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<v Speaker 1>a year ago, did not even express sympathy for them,

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<v Speaker 1>just to promise for vengeance against the shooter, As if

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<v Speaker 1>the only legitimacy to the still growing Trump dictatorship wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>the still growing threat behind every move it makes that

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<v Speaker 1>if you do not obey, they will go and get

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<v Speaker 1>one of the weapons without which Donald Trump is nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>There is some small respite this morning, and it has

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to do with weapons. They got the twenty eleven

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<v Speaker 1>Georgia crops report apparently and printed it out or something

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<v Speaker 1>similar to it, and paste it in some pictures of

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<v Speaker 1>Trump or something, and they made it brief, and they

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<v Speaker 1>showed it to him, and maybe they used flash cards

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<v Speaker 1>or finger puppets, and all of a sudden he tacoed

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<v Speaker 1>on the ice. Gestapo roundups of immigrants, at least the

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<v Speaker 1>immigrants in agriculture and hotels and restaurants, because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>mass starvation, while mass starvation later first, mass lower corporate

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<v Speaker 1>profits in agriculture, hotels, and restaurants. The Secretary of Agriculture,

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<v Speaker 1>who is not Julius sugar Baker from Designing Women. She

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<v Speaker 1>just looks like her stunt double rights that, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>there's been no change in policy about deporting people. She

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<v Speaker 1>and Trump quote have consistently advanced a farmer's first approach,

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<v Speaker 1>recognizing that American households depend upon a stable and legal

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<v Speaker 1>agricultural workforce. Severe disruptions to our food supply would harm Americans.

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<v Speaker 1>It took us decades to get into this mess, and

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<v Speaker 1>we are prioritizing deportations in a way that will get

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<v Speaker 1>us out. All of you people were going to rendition.

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<v Speaker 1>Please harvest those fields first and then get into the

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<v Speaker 1>back of the truck. In other words, the Secretary of Agriculture,

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<v Speaker 1>she saw the twenty eleven Georgia crops report and somebody

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<v Speaker 1>extrapolated it for her. I don't know how many times

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<v Speaker 1>I have cited the twenty eleven Georgia Crops Report. I

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<v Speaker 1>think the first time I saw it was August twenty eleven.

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<v Speaker 1>That state at that point, you're not even over with

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<v Speaker 1>announced eight had announced the year before a strict crackdown

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<v Speaker 1>on undocumented farm workers, back when this was a reasonable

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<v Speaker 1>thing to try or examine, and everybody said, you may

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<v Speaker 1>regret this, and they went, no, we don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>We're smart. We're Republicans in Georgia. And shockingly enough, after

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<v Speaker 1>they announced that there would be raids and that they

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<v Speaker 1>would deport and arrest all of the migrant farm workers,

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<v Speaker 1>particularly the ones who did not have citizenship or other papers.

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<v Speaker 1>Almost none of the nation's itinerant farm workers went to

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<v Speaker 1>Georgia in twenty eleven. Who the hell could have seen

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<v Speaker 1>that coming. If you go here, we'll arrest you. Nobody

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<v Speaker 1>went so. In the middle of the summer, the state

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<v Speaker 1>Commissioner of Agriculture explained that all the Georgia onions and

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<v Speaker 1>the Georgia watermelons, and the Georgia blueberries and the other

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<v Speaker 1>Georgia produce was rotting in the Georgia fields, and the

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<v Speaker 1>farms were going bankrupt, and all the bribes to get

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<v Speaker 1>all the Georgia residents to go and harvest the crops

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<v Speaker 1>were not working because Georgia residents were too slow, or

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<v Speaker 1>they quit within minutes because the work was too hard. Georgia,

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<v Speaker 1>said the head of agriculture there, a Republican, was at

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<v Speaker 1>least eleven thousand, far more short. They were forty percent

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<v Speaker 1>of what they needed. They were asking for volunteers. They

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<v Speaker 1>were bringing in convicts and promising to let them go

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<v Speaker 1>sooner if they picked the walnuts. The state's agricultural industry

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<v Speaker 1>had already lost seventy five million dollars by the middle

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<v Speaker 1>of twenty eleven just in the spring and summer harvests,

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<v Speaker 1>so that times fifty states and now all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>we are not prioritizing those in agriculture, those in hotels,

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<v Speaker 1>those in restaurants, those without whom the rest of us

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<v Speaker 1>will starve. And the message was you can keep doing this,

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<v Speaker 1>Stephen Miller, but you personally will have to harvest all

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<v Speaker 1>the rude begas west of Denver. This does not mean

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<v Speaker 1>they are suddenly going to pivot back towards humanity. In

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<v Speaker 1>southern California or in the case of kilmar Abrego, Garcia

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<v Speaker 1>or anything else that's already in progress. In point of fact,

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<v Speaker 1>if anything, it looks like they are moving towards something

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<v Speaker 1>that might be supporting of perjury in the Abrego Garcia case,

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<v Speaker 1>something like it. At least Adam Klassfeld reporting that one

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<v Speaker 1>of the new witnesses in the attempt to turn the

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even give him a ticket traffic stop of twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty two into life on Devil's Island or something. One

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<v Speaker 1>of the new witnesses is suddenly getting leniency on his

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<v Speaker 1>thirty year prison term. He has been moved to a

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<v Speaker 1>halfway house, and shock of shocks, ICE is suddenly reassessing

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<v Speaker 1>its immigration case against him. The judge in the newest

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<v Speaker 1>case against our Dreyfus Abrego Garcia is also reportedly hesitating

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<v Speaker 1>to grant Abrego Garcia bail, not because he doesn't deserve it,

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<v Speaker 1>but because of ICE's continuing rage and they are acting

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<v Speaker 1>like just to pick something out of a hat. Ketamine

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<v Speaker 1>addicts who just ran out. She's worried about ICE's continuing

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<v Speaker 1>rage and its continuing threats to redisappear this man. The

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<v Speaker 1>moment he has let out of detention, the judge could

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<v Speaker 1>issue a bail ruling as early as today. Here is

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<v Speaker 1>what Trump should have done. He should have offered a

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<v Speaker 1>Brego Garcia a pardon if he said nice things about

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<v Speaker 1>Christy nomes, bangs and dress up outfits, or if a

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<v Speaker 1>Brego Garcia had been willing to stand on a street

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<v Speaker 1>corner in Washington on Saturday night and watch Trump play

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<v Speaker 1>with his tanks and his toy soldiers. At one point,

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<v Speaker 1>presumably before they burned the tape, destroyed any digital machines

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<v Speaker 1>that recorded it, fired everybody who was involved in it.

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<v Speaker 1>At one point, Newsmax reported that there were ten thousand

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<v Speaker 1>people there. The estimates on the No Kings protests nationwide

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<v Speaker 1>organizers claim five million. Elliot Morris of Strength in numbers

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<v Speaker 1>formerly five thirty eight has taken reported individual cities and extrapolated,

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<v Speaker 1>and he had raised his calculation to a total all

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<v Speaker 1>of the protests combined, all of the marches somewhere between

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<v Speaker 1>four million, two hundred thousand and seven million people, about

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<v Speaker 1>two percent of the population back at the event that

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<v Speaker 1>had what would have been a disappointing turnout at the

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen sixty four July Fourth Parade down Farragut Parkway in Hastings,

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<v Speaker 1>on Hudson, New York. Even Stephen Chung's laugh out loud

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<v Speaker 1>lie was only two hundred and fifty thousand, which is

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<v Speaker 1>by itself pathetic. When the Washington Capitals held their parade

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<v Speaker 1>after winning hockey Stanley Cup in twenty eighteen, the DC

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<v Speaker 1>Subway reported that ridership was above average for that day

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<v Speaker 1>by two hundred and twenty eight thousand. So there is

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<v Speaker 1>no doubt that a hockey parade featuring exactly one large

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<v Speaker 1>not too dangerous bowl unless you drop it on your

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<v Speaker 1>foot drew fifty percent, fifty percent more, seventy five percent more,

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<v Speaker 1>ten times what Trump's dog and Pony show did. And

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, a dog and pony show would have

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<v Speaker 1>been way better by any measure. That was a terrible parade,

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<v Speaker 1>just terrible. When he fires Pete, Hegseth, and we all

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<v Speaker 1>wonder was it signal Gate? Was it the drinking? Was

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<v Speaker 1>it general's quitting? Was it Hegseith forgetting to wear pants

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<v Speaker 1>to a cabinet meeting? No, the answer will be he

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<v Speaker 1>was fired because Trump blamed him for the parade. No

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<v Speaker 1>troops marching in step, crowds so quiet you could hear

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<v Speaker 1>the tracks on the World War two tanks creaking and

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<v Speaker 1>making a noise so nails on a blackboard noisy that

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<v Speaker 1>it kept waking Trump up. Since it happened last Thursday,

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<v Speaker 1>I have been thinking almost continuously about the event involving

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<v Speaker 1>Senator Alex Padilla of California at the Christinoum Propaganda Conference

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<v Speaker 1>in southern California. I think it means much more than

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<v Speaker 1>we are even recognizing now. It is obviously a watershed

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<v Speaker 1>moment in the history of the aggressiveness, the aggression, the

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<v Speaker 1>violence inherent in the MAGA disease and its system, but

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<v Speaker 1>it may be even bigger than that. In the last

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<v Speaker 1>few days, it has dawned on me that in the

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<v Speaker 1>interpretation of what happened in that room and in that

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<v Speaker 1>hallway is the last four twenty to fifty years of

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<v Speaker 1>the brainwashing of the American right and the stupider people

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<v Speaker 1>in this country, and the underinformed people in this country,

0:17:14.955 --> 0:17:17.875
<v Speaker 1>and the racist people in this country. And it all

0:17:18.035 --> 0:17:21.675
<v Speaker 1>comes together. And this is not the first example, but

0:17:21.715 --> 0:17:23.515
<v Speaker 1>this may be the best example, and it is the

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<v Speaker 1>most current example of why the far right MAGA, the Trumpists,

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<v Speaker 1>the Tea Party before them, the Republicans before them, why

0:17:34.515 --> 0:17:38.195
<v Speaker 1>they are so quick to be able to pass judgment

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<v Speaker 1>on a situation like this and never let it bother

0:17:41.475 --> 0:17:47.075
<v Speaker 1>their consciences, nor never let facts interrupt their conclusions. There

0:17:47.115 --> 0:17:49.435
<v Speaker 1>have been all sorts of studies that suggest that there

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<v Speaker 1>is actually a difference in the modeling of the brain

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<v Speaker 1>of the conservative versus the liberal of all people. The

0:17:57.195 --> 0:18:01.555
<v Speaker 1>actor Colin Firth once spent money with the BBC to

0:18:01.795 --> 0:18:07.955
<v Speaker 1>conduct actual psychological and I believe some physiological studies on

0:18:07.995 --> 0:18:12.275
<v Speaker 1>whether or not there was processing issues that involved. Some

0:18:12.355 --> 0:18:15.195
<v Speaker 1>people saw this thing this way as a conservative, and

0:18:15.235 --> 0:18:17.955
<v Speaker 1>some people saw the same thing that way as a liberal.

0:18:18.475 --> 0:18:24.075
<v Speaker 1>John Dene's book Conservatives Without Conscience quotes survey and after survey,

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<v Speaker 1>and study after study, and autopsy after autopsy on the

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<v Speaker 1>idea that the brain of the conservative, the authoritarian is

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<v Speaker 1>actually different than that of the more liberal, the more egalitarian,

0:18:37.875 --> 0:18:42.155
<v Speaker 1>the more community based individual. But I'm not talking about that.

0:18:42.195 --> 0:18:47.235
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about learned, perhaps experience learned from forty to

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<v Speaker 1>fifty years of listening to shit like Rush Limbaugh. And

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<v Speaker 1>here is what this amounts to. If you look at

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<v Speaker 1>the entirety of the event, and you have the entirety

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<v Speaker 1>of the background that Senator Padilla provided in the hours

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<v Speaker 1>after the event involving Secretary Nome, Secretary Garden Nome, the

0:19:10.595 --> 0:19:14.235
<v Speaker 1>dog murderer, nonme, the I would not vouch that she

0:19:14.315 --> 0:19:18.555
<v Speaker 1>could pass a sanity or a drug test. Gnome. And

0:19:18.675 --> 0:19:23.795
<v Speaker 1>you analyzed the whole timeline, it's pretty clear what happened.

0:19:24.315 --> 0:19:27.715
<v Speaker 1>And there is one flaw in the Padia story, and

0:19:27.795 --> 0:19:30.475
<v Speaker 1>we would recognize it as liberals and let me go

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<v Speaker 1>through it quickly to make my point in terms of

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<v Speaker 1>how the other groups of people in this country don't

0:19:37.515 --> 0:19:42.595
<v Speaker 1>torture themselves over these details. We know he was in

0:19:42.635 --> 0:19:45.955
<v Speaker 1>that building to get a briefing from Homeland Security because

0:19:45.995 --> 0:19:48.675
<v Speaker 1>he had not been able to get anybody from Homeland

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<v Speaker 1>Security on the phone or by email in the preceding

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<v Speaker 1>week since Trump started his terrorist attacks on southern California,

0:19:57.755 --> 0:20:01.635
<v Speaker 1>since Trump started a civil war or attempted to in

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<v Speaker 1>which he would use the military against civilians on this

0:20:04.475 --> 0:20:08.075
<v Speaker 1>s streets of Los Angeles, he had not Padia, that is,

0:20:08.115 --> 0:20:10.115
<v Speaker 1>been able to get in touch with anybody. He'd tried

0:20:10.115 --> 0:20:12.155
<v Speaker 1>to get Secretary nom and he happened to be in

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<v Speaker 1>a building where he was going to get a briefing

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<v Speaker 1>from a military commander about what the hell they were

0:20:17.275 --> 0:20:19.635
<v Speaker 1>doing there, and hopefully what the hell they were not

0:20:20.115 --> 0:20:24.275
<v Speaker 1>going to be doing there. Somehow, either he knew in

0:20:24.355 --> 0:20:27.395
<v Speaker 1>advance or he found out as he was there that

0:20:27.595 --> 0:20:30.915
<v Speaker 1>NOME was conducting this as I called it, propaganda conference

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<v Speaker 1>in a room in that building that they would be passing.

0:20:34.235 --> 0:20:38.275
<v Speaker 1>Now Padilla does not wander in off the street for this.

0:20:38.555 --> 0:20:42.955
<v Speaker 1>He is being escorted by I believe military people, by

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<v Speaker 1>the official greeters in this situation, whoever they are. And

0:20:46.715 --> 0:20:49.555
<v Speaker 1>he says, we have some time before this meeting. Can

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<v Speaker 1>I pop in and listen to what Noame says. I

0:20:51.955 --> 0:20:54.315
<v Speaker 1>can't get any other answers from her. Maybe she's going

0:20:54.315 --> 0:20:57.875
<v Speaker 1>to address my questions. He goes in, and course, if

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<v Speaker 1>you heard any of the NOME press conference, she's out

0:21:00.515 --> 0:21:07.315
<v Speaker 1>of her mind. She is either in full Trump servicing

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<v Speaker 1>in terms of selling each one of these hallucinatory talking

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<v Speaker 1>of points about saving Los Angeles from the people elected

0:21:16.315 --> 0:21:17.995
<v Speaker 1>to run it who are running it into the ground,

0:21:18.155 --> 0:21:22.155
<v Speaker 1>essentially offering a coup by the Department of Homeland Security

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<v Speaker 1>against the Governor of California, the Mayor of Los Angeles,

0:21:25.075 --> 0:21:27.875
<v Speaker 1>and anybody who gets in their way, and at some

0:21:28.115 --> 0:21:34.115
<v Speaker 1>point Padilla says, I have a question. Now. He knows

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<v Speaker 1>that the people who have just escorted him into that

0:21:36.475 --> 0:21:39.075
<v Speaker 1>room know that he is Senator Alex Padia. But he's

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<v Speaker 1>not wearing a big shirt that says I'm a senator.

0:21:43.235 --> 0:21:48.875
<v Speaker 1>He's not wearing a giant gold chain that says senator guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not wearing some sort of big id And he

0:21:53.275 --> 0:21:58.035
<v Speaker 1>has not spent ninety percent of his time on Fox News.

0:21:59.075 --> 0:22:02.195
<v Speaker 1>He's not Pam Bondi, who for a long time I

0:22:02.235 --> 0:22:05.115
<v Speaker 1>thought was actually hosting the nine o'clock hour on Fox

0:22:05.155 --> 0:22:09.475
<v Speaker 1>News rather than simply appearing on it every night. He's

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<v Speaker 1>not wearing something that instantly identifies him to the people who,

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<v Speaker 1>in this equation actually matter as much as Christinome, Corey Lewandowski,

0:22:19.115 --> 0:22:24.275
<v Speaker 1>her advisor, advisor, whoever else was there on behalf of

0:22:24.315 --> 0:22:27.915
<v Speaker 1>the Gestapo. They are not as important as the people

0:22:27.955 --> 0:22:31.035
<v Speaker 1>who are right there, standing next to Alex Padilla as

0:22:31.035 --> 0:22:34.715
<v Speaker 1>he comes into that room. Who are the militarized members

0:22:34.755 --> 0:22:37.475
<v Speaker 1>of the FBI who have been pre chosen to be

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<v Speaker 1>on board with the political message. They are political policemen.

0:22:42.355 --> 0:22:45.715
<v Speaker 1>In effect, they are not just law enforcements. They are

0:22:46.835 --> 0:22:50.795
<v Speaker 1>maga enforcement. They are what we have feared. And at

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<v Speaker 1>this point in June of a presidency, of a new presidency,

0:22:54.595 --> 0:22:57.035
<v Speaker 1>they are already in place. They don't know who the

0:22:57.075 --> 0:23:00.675
<v Speaker 1>hell that is. That's the one flaw in this equation.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything that happens after they decid that this man must

0:23:06.955 --> 0:23:12.675
<v Speaker 1>be thrown to the floor is the fault of the FBI.

0:23:13.235 --> 0:23:17.355
<v Speaker 1>There should be mass firings, suspensions, prosecutions. Padia should sue.

0:23:17.475 --> 0:23:19.395
<v Speaker 1>There should be people who spend the rest of their

0:23:19.435 --> 0:23:22.475
<v Speaker 1>lives answering for this in court. The men who took

0:23:22.515 --> 0:23:24.875
<v Speaker 1>him out of that room, who dragged him, the men

0:23:24.915 --> 0:23:26.995
<v Speaker 1>who threw him to the ground, the men who said

0:23:26.995 --> 0:23:29.475
<v Speaker 1>that the FBI has the rights here and you cannot

0:23:29.515 --> 0:23:32.355
<v Speaker 1>film this, All of them in jail. If we could

0:23:32.355 --> 0:23:36.555
<v Speaker 1>get them there, it probably won't happen. Bankrupt them, wait

0:23:36.635 --> 0:23:41.515
<v Speaker 1>to make Trump pardon them. But there is one flaw

0:23:41.635 --> 0:23:46.755
<v Speaker 1>in that equation. Padia assumed people knew he was Padia.

0:23:47.075 --> 0:23:50.755
<v Speaker 1>That's the only part of this that is even remotely

0:23:50.835 --> 0:23:53.955
<v Speaker 1>his fault. And I would say, on the scale of

0:23:54.155 --> 0:23:59.555
<v Speaker 1>apportioning responsibility for the entire event, on a scale of

0:23:59.595 --> 0:24:02.555
<v Speaker 1>one to one hundred and ninety eight, is Christy Nome

0:24:02.595 --> 0:24:06.675
<v Speaker 1>not responding to calls the entirety of the Trump administration

0:24:07.075 --> 0:24:12.155
<v Speaker 1>attacking southern California. The obviously the security goons and the

0:24:12.155 --> 0:24:16.035
<v Speaker 1>Gestapo members and the FBI MAGA, and it's just one

0:24:16.075 --> 0:24:21.755
<v Speaker 1>group now, it's b IIMGA. Ninety eight percent is them

0:24:21.835 --> 0:24:24.355
<v Speaker 1>and maybe two percent, maybe one and a half percent

0:24:24.435 --> 0:24:28.435
<v Speaker 1>is Padilla, simply because he assumed, having identify himself to

0:24:28.475 --> 0:24:31.515
<v Speaker 1>the people with him, that when push came to shove,

0:24:31.835 --> 0:24:34.755
<v Speaker 1>literally one of them would say no, that Senator Alex Padilla,

0:24:34.915 --> 0:24:38.515
<v Speaker 1>leave him alone, and they didn't, leading to a, if

0:24:38.555 --> 0:24:41.275
<v Speaker 1>you want, conspiracy theory that they set him up for

0:24:41.315 --> 0:24:43.475
<v Speaker 1>this in some occasional though it doesn't seem to me

0:24:43.835 --> 0:24:46.315
<v Speaker 1>like something this intricate could be worked out by these

0:24:46.475 --> 0:24:50.115
<v Speaker 1>MAGA idiots. It might have been a conspiracy of opportunity

0:24:50.155 --> 0:24:53.195
<v Speaker 1>where they realized he was getting heated and there might

0:24:53.235 --> 0:24:56.115
<v Speaker 1>be a good photo op for the right wing here

0:24:56.195 --> 0:25:00.515
<v Speaker 1>in which, oh, guess what, the Hispanic senator from California

0:25:00.755 --> 0:25:07.195
<v Speaker 1>is thrown to the floor while defending his fellow foreigners.

0:25:07.915 --> 0:25:10.795
<v Speaker 1>In any event, we can now then analyze what happens

0:25:10.835 --> 0:25:14.555
<v Speaker 1>in the hallways and the conflicting instructions from these goons

0:25:15.155 --> 0:25:18.755
<v Speaker 1>and his Padia's attempt to respond to them, and then

0:25:18.795 --> 0:25:22.555
<v Speaker 1>as Padia added the idea that suddenly Corey Lewandowski appears

0:25:22.555 --> 0:25:25.755
<v Speaker 1>and goes let him go, let him go right now,

0:25:27.115 --> 0:25:30.395
<v Speaker 1>Of all people, Corey Lewandowski, possibly because he has seen

0:25:30.435 --> 0:25:33.595
<v Speaker 1>the consequences of what happens when you man handle somebody

0:25:33.955 --> 0:25:36.275
<v Speaker 1>in a hallway and how that can follow you for

0:25:36.315 --> 0:25:38.435
<v Speaker 1>a few years, at least he had the presence of

0:25:38.475 --> 0:25:40.875
<v Speaker 1>mind to say, we don't need this, or he may

0:25:40.915 --> 0:25:43.155
<v Speaker 1>have said we've already got all we needed on video.

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<v Speaker 1>So my point in going to such length to go

0:25:46.915 --> 0:25:51.155
<v Speaker 1>into ten minutes worth of just detail on a line

0:25:51.155 --> 0:25:54.195
<v Speaker 1>by line basis of what happened and where Alex Padilla

0:25:54.355 --> 0:25:56.635
<v Speaker 1>might not have done exactly what he would have done

0:25:56.835 --> 0:26:00.435
<v Speaker 1>had he planned this out, had this been perhaps a stunt,

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<v Speaker 1>like many politicians do often to great effect of stunts

0:26:06.075 --> 0:26:09.075
<v Speaker 1>that have been for the benefit of mankind. If you

0:26:09.115 --> 0:26:12.835
<v Speaker 1>would like to stretch the definition just slightly, the emancipation

0:26:13.115 --> 0:26:16.555
<v Speaker 1>proclamation was a stunt. The timing of it certainly was

0:26:16.595 --> 0:26:22.875
<v Speaker 1>a stunt. In any event, this is the liberal interpretation

0:26:23.035 --> 0:26:25.955
<v Speaker 1>of what Padilla did, and you can see the knots

0:26:26.155 --> 0:26:30.475
<v Speaker 1>I can turn myself into while stating that Alex Padilla

0:26:30.635 --> 0:26:33.235
<v Speaker 1>is ninety eight and a half percent right, I am

0:26:33.275 --> 0:26:35.955
<v Speaker 1>still sitting there looking at that other one and a

0:26:35.995 --> 0:26:39.075
<v Speaker 1>half percent saying, well, see here's here's the window that

0:26:39.115 --> 0:26:41.395
<v Speaker 1>you left open for them. And now I'll give you

0:26:41.435 --> 0:26:47.035
<v Speaker 1>the mag of viewpoint on this. What happened? What happened?

0:26:47.555 --> 0:26:51.715
<v Speaker 1>Senator goes in, yells at our secretary, beautiful Christynome, and

0:26:51.755 --> 0:26:55.235
<v Speaker 1>then gets thrown to the floor. It was a terrorist attack.

0:26:55.315 --> 0:27:00.075
<v Speaker 1>He tried to kill her? Or more simply, what happened?

0:27:00.155 --> 0:27:03.395
<v Speaker 1>What happened? A senator went in and attacked our beautiful

0:27:03.475 --> 0:27:08.235
<v Speaker 1>Christy Noome. Okay, whose fault is it? Is it Biden's fault?

0:27:08.795 --> 0:27:12.235
<v Speaker 1>Is it? Is it George Soros's fault? Let's decide quickly

0:27:12.715 --> 0:27:15.635
<v Speaker 1>and then we'll work backwards. It's obviously his fault. He

0:27:15.715 --> 0:27:18.035
<v Speaker 1>obviously tried to attack her. He may have tried to

0:27:18.155 --> 0:27:21.555
<v Speaker 1>kill her. Now let's fill in the facts. What's on

0:27:21.595 --> 0:27:23.635
<v Speaker 1>the tape? Oh, okay, we're going to ignore that fact.

0:27:23.795 --> 0:27:26.395
<v Speaker 1>We don't have to sow what he says. He's Alex Padia.

0:27:26.475 --> 0:27:28.955
<v Speaker 1>Who the hell knows who Alex Padia is? How many

0:27:28.995 --> 0:27:34.275
<v Speaker 1>alex Padias are there in southern California. They have defeated

0:27:34.715 --> 0:27:39.115
<v Speaker 1>the scientific method. What is it five hundred, six hundred

0:27:39.155 --> 0:27:41.915
<v Speaker 1>years since Francis Bacon said no, the way to solve

0:27:41.955 --> 0:27:44.115
<v Speaker 1>most problems is to figure out what the f just

0:27:44.195 --> 0:27:47.675
<v Speaker 1>happened and then try to figure out why. No, they

0:27:47.675 --> 0:27:50.195
<v Speaker 1>have erase that go to the conclusion, what do you

0:27:50.275 --> 0:27:52.635
<v Speaker 1>want the reply to this to be? What do you

0:27:52.675 --> 0:27:55.195
<v Speaker 1>want the public perception of an event like that to be?

0:27:55.875 --> 0:28:03.835
<v Speaker 1>Senator attacks Christy Nome, Senator barges in, senator confronts Christine No,

0:28:04.235 --> 0:28:10.435
<v Speaker 1>senator violates law, Senator terror. Whatever answer you want, you

0:28:10.555 --> 0:28:15.155
<v Speaker 1>reach it first and then work backwards. And there is

0:28:15.235 --> 0:28:19.715
<v Speaker 1>no one and a half percent acknowledgment that perhaps perhaps

0:28:19.755 --> 0:28:23.035
<v Speaker 1>there was an overreaction on the part of the Gestapo.

0:28:24.035 --> 0:28:30.475
<v Speaker 1>Perhaps there would be a reaction that you're the senator

0:28:31.675 --> 0:28:34.155
<v Speaker 1>from California and you were one of the people who

0:28:34.275 --> 0:28:38.475
<v Speaker 1>voted on Christy Nomes's nomination. And even if she doesn't

0:28:38.475 --> 0:28:43.235
<v Speaker 1>remember that many she is stupid. One hundred senators. That's

0:28:43.275 --> 0:28:47.835
<v Speaker 1>a lot of senators to ask her to remember, but

0:28:48.195 --> 0:28:50.115
<v Speaker 1>she should have remembered the fact that there are two

0:28:50.195 --> 0:28:53.275
<v Speaker 1>California senators and she's in California try to overthrow the

0:28:53.315 --> 0:28:57.115
<v Speaker 1>government of California. She's a terrorist in California trying to

0:28:57.155 --> 0:29:02.475
<v Speaker 1>overthrow the government, holding a news conference, a propaganda conference

0:29:02.595 --> 0:29:04.515
<v Speaker 1>at which she is explaining she's going to overthrow the

0:29:04.555 --> 0:29:10.475
<v Speaker 1>goverm of California. She could have had two pictures printed

0:29:10.515 --> 0:29:14.555
<v Speaker 1>out for her of who the two senators from California are,

0:29:15.275 --> 0:29:18.155
<v Speaker 1>so if you see one of them, you can confront

0:29:18.235 --> 0:29:21.515
<v Speaker 1>him or whatever, or you can stop, you can step

0:29:21.555 --> 0:29:25.955
<v Speaker 1>in and show how you actually are a good secretary

0:29:25.995 --> 0:29:30.955
<v Speaker 1>of Homeland Security. She didn't know. There's nobody on the

0:29:31.075 --> 0:29:33.835
<v Speaker 1>right of the equation. There is no one left. There

0:29:33.915 --> 0:29:37.195
<v Speaker 1>is no brain cell functioning. There is no part of

0:29:37.235 --> 0:29:40.235
<v Speaker 1>the hive mind of the fascists and the Nazis and

0:29:40.275 --> 0:29:43.475
<v Speaker 1>the Magas and the other scumbags who would say, wait,

0:29:43.515 --> 0:29:46.355
<v Speaker 1>we have to acknowledge that Christy f this up a

0:29:46.355 --> 0:29:48.995
<v Speaker 1>little bit one and a half percent. They won't do it.

0:29:49.875 --> 0:29:53.035
<v Speaker 1>You and I would say at Alex Padi would probably say,

0:29:53.515 --> 0:29:58.195
<v Speaker 1>I wish I had been wearing my giant senatorial lanyard

0:29:58.915 --> 0:30:03.555
<v Speaker 1>or my giant sweatshirt with my picture on it that

0:30:03.715 --> 0:30:08.075
<v Speaker 1>says Senator the picture Padilla on it. I wish I

0:30:08.115 --> 0:30:11.035
<v Speaker 1>had been doing that. I wish I had been there

0:30:11.995 --> 0:30:15.915
<v Speaker 1>with I don't know Bono, who could have said that's

0:30:16.435 --> 0:30:26.395
<v Speaker 1>Senator Padilla, or I don't know Lee Atwood, who the singer.

0:30:28.555 --> 0:30:30.515
<v Speaker 1>But this is where we are, and that's what's been

0:30:30.515 --> 0:30:33.635
<v Speaker 1>bothering me about the event since it happened on Thursday.

0:30:34.715 --> 0:30:37.675
<v Speaker 1>You and I would look at it and analyze where

0:30:38.355 --> 0:30:40.915
<v Speaker 1>there might be a flaw, And on the other side

0:30:40.915 --> 0:30:43.715
<v Speaker 1>of the equation, there are no flaws. There is no

0:30:43.835 --> 0:30:47.795
<v Speaker 1>detail to analyze. There is simply a decision made. What

0:30:48.515 --> 0:30:51.955
<v Speaker 1>are we going to tell everybody happened here? And then

0:30:51.995 --> 0:30:55.675
<v Speaker 1>we will fill in and make up the facts as necessary,

0:30:57.635 --> 0:31:02.955
<v Speaker 1>and fixing that will take a lot longer and will

0:31:02.995 --> 0:31:06.515
<v Speaker 1>be a lot more painful and may do a lot

0:31:06.555 --> 0:31:11.515
<v Speaker 1>more towards tearing this country apart than the problem of

0:31:11.555 --> 0:31:14.555
<v Speaker 1>what they are trying to do. The terrorist attack on

0:31:14.595 --> 0:31:18.475
<v Speaker 1>southern California that the Trump administration is still intending to

0:31:18.515 --> 0:31:21.195
<v Speaker 1>conduct before they move on to the terrorist attack on

0:31:21.315 --> 0:31:27.235
<v Speaker 1>Illinois and the terrorist attack on New York, those problems

0:31:27.315 --> 0:31:33.315
<v Speaker 1>will be transcendent because I think ultimately Americans will defeat Trump.

0:31:34.675 --> 0:31:37.035
<v Speaker 1>But what do we do about a world in which

0:31:37.355 --> 0:31:41.675
<v Speaker 1>half the people in this country already know the answer

0:31:42.595 --> 0:31:44.835
<v Speaker 1>and are now just filling in the facts and making

0:31:44.915 --> 0:31:52.755
<v Speaker 1>up the facts to fit that answer. Also of interest here,

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<v Speaker 1>it is amazing you can know everything about politics and

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<v Speaker 1>when it counts, you can still make a fool out

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<v Speaker 1>of yourself. Or you can know nothing about politics and

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<v Speaker 1>when it counts, you can still make a fool out

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<v Speaker 1>of your On the same topic, the sagas of CNN's

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<v Speaker 1>political director David Shalian and the increasingly laugh out loud

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<v Speaker 1>funny stephen A. Smith. That's next. This is Countdown. This

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<v Speaker 1>is Countdown with Keith old Woman still ahead on this

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<v Speaker 1>editiontive Countdown. You know we haven't done in weeks and

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<v Speaker 1>weeks and weeks. Fridays with Thurber. I know it's not Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>How much did they charge you to listen to this podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>If we want to make it Friday for ten, but

0:33:05.115 --> 0:33:09.555
<v Speaker 1>it's going to be Friday, you want to refund, refund

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<v Speaker 1>some Thurber and his great story about I'm just gonna

0:33:14.675 --> 0:33:16.635
<v Speaker 1>surprise you now that you put up a fight over

0:33:16.675 --> 0:33:20.155
<v Speaker 1>it first, believe it or not, There's still more new

0:33:20.195 --> 0:33:24.795
<v Speaker 1>idiots to talk about. The roundup of the new miscreants,

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<v Speaker 1>morons and dunn in gruger effects specimens. Who constitutes the

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<v Speaker 1>latest other worst persons in the world, the bronze worse.

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<v Speaker 1>There's always a tweet. I'll just read the tweet and

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<v Speaker 1>then I'll tell you who it's from. The hint is

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<v Speaker 1>it's not Trump. It's connected to Trump. Ready. We do

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<v Speaker 1>not seek regime change, Trump declares as he escalates his

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<v Speaker 1>regime change war against Iran. Neocons like Graham Bolton are

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<v Speaker 1>cheering to all who voted for Trump because of his

0:34:02.235 --> 0:34:06.635
<v Speaker 1>anti war rhetoric. It's time to reel he lied to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Stand with me against Trump's Iran war hashtag Trump's War.

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<v Speaker 1>Three forty one PM January three, twenty twenty, written by

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<v Speaker 1>Tulsey Gabber, the director of National Hypocrisy No Information Information

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<v Speaker 1>about hypocrisy. What an absolute bubblehead runner up, Speaking of

0:34:40.355 --> 0:34:46.755
<v Speaker 1>which worser Stephen A. Smith. I thought, because he'd been

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<v Speaker 1>quiet lately, that he'd got in a hint that covering

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<v Speaker 1>a burgeoning dictatorship is not just doing whatever your pal

0:34:55.555 --> 0:34:59.755
<v Speaker 1>Sean Hannity says is a good idea. It's not the

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<v Speaker 1>same as trying to turn a rumor you made up

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<v Speaker 1>about an NBA free agent changing teams maybe in three

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<v Speaker 1>years into eleven hours of programming today and then going

0:35:10.515 --> 0:35:13.635
<v Speaker 1>wall to wall with it tomorrow. It's not like that, Steve.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Stephen A. Smith on the beating up of

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<v Speaker 1>Senator Alex Padilla. Here you have this Senator Alex Padilla.

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<v Speaker 1>Can Christy Nomes speak? Could you have waited till she

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<v Speaker 1>finished to ask your questions? To shout your questions? You

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<v Speaker 1>are a senator, right, you couldn't wait? So that was

0:35:34.395 --> 0:35:37.755
<v Speaker 1>just you out of control because you were just losing it. Huh,

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<v Speaker 1>You a United States senator, couldn't compose yourself and let

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<v Speaker 1>the head of Homeland Security finish her thoughts before you

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<v Speaker 1>ask the question. Couldn't do that? Huh? Couldn't do it?

0:35:48.195 --> 0:35:49.955
<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>First clue, Steven does not know what senators are. Second,

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<v Speaker 1>Stephen does not know that Christy Nome is one of

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<v Speaker 1>the batties. Third, Stephen does not really that Christy Nome

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<v Speaker 1>has been avoiding the questions of that senator and other

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<v Speaker 1>senators since she lied to all the senators in her

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<v Speaker 1>confirmation hearing. But the best part here is Stephen A.

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<v Speaker 1>Smith does not know what a Stephen A. Smith is.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me reread this a little bit more appropriately, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a revision of what Steven A. Smith said about

0:36:30.155 --> 0:36:34.195
<v Speaker 1>Alex Padia. Here you have this, Stephen A Smith. Can

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else speak? Could you have waited till they finished

0:36:37.195 --> 0:36:39.915
<v Speaker 1>to ask your questions? To shout your questions? You're a

0:36:39.955 --> 0:36:42.635
<v Speaker 1>Stephen A Smith, right, You couldn't wait? So that was

0:36:42.715 --> 0:36:46.235
<v Speaker 1>just you out of control because you were just losing it. Huh, You,

0:36:46.675 --> 0:36:49.955
<v Speaker 1>Stephen A Smith, couldn't compose yourself and let the other

0:36:49.995 --> 0:36:53.235
<v Speaker 1>person finish their thoughts before you ask the question. Couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>do that? Huh? Couldn't do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I sometimes think if Stephen A. Smith's image actually did

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<v Speaker 1>appear when he looked in a mirror, and he looked

0:37:05.835 --> 0:37:09.675
<v Speaker 1>in a mirror, he wouldn't know who that was. Stephen

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<v Speaker 1>Interrupting people, shouting them down and being disrespectful to them.

0:37:15.875 --> 0:37:18.635
<v Speaker 1>That's your job. You do it well. They pay you

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<v Speaker 1>millions for it. I hate the phrase stay in your lane,

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<v Speaker 1>Stay in your goddamn lane. You're making a fool out

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<v Speaker 1>of yourself, and eventually sooner rather than later with this

0:37:30.395 --> 0:37:33.875
<v Speaker 1>level of lack of sophistication and the facts, by the way,

0:37:33.915 --> 0:37:36.555
<v Speaker 1>that the right wingers will never believe you for very

0:37:36.595 --> 0:37:40.955
<v Speaker 1>many reasons that should also be obvious to you. Eventually

0:37:40.995 --> 0:37:45.475
<v Speaker 1>you will begin to destroy your sports brand. Stop stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me rephrase that, no, wait, stop, come back, but

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<v Speaker 1>the winner. Just emphasizing what I mentioned before that you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have to be an amateur to act amateurish. On

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<v Speaker 1>the subject of Senator Padilla, David Shalien CNN Political direct

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<v Speaker 1>and I sometimes think that there is no such role

0:38:08.075 --> 0:38:12.675
<v Speaker 1>or such person, and this is a brilliant comedic performance.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it could be Patton Oswalt done up in like

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<v Speaker 1>extra jowls, extra prosthetic jowls put on to him to

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<v Speaker 1>make him look look like a thumb with eyes and

0:38:29.515 --> 0:38:33.395
<v Speaker 1>glasses drawn on it. I think that may be the explanation.

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<v Speaker 1>But until we are able to confirm that David Shalian

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<v Speaker 1>is just Paton Oswalt dressed up to look ridiculous, we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to have to assume that he really is the

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<v Speaker 1>political director of CNN. He really is the idiot who

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<v Speaker 1>insisted that not fact checking either candidate in a presidential

0:38:51.275 --> 0:38:55.275
<v Speaker 1>debate when one of them was lying and apparently strung

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<v Speaker 1>out on something and the other was making a huge

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<v Speaker 1>number of mistakes because of some sort of perceptual problems.

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<v Speaker 1>Not fact checking either of them was the only fair thing.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the man who portrays himself as a neutral

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<v Speaker 1>in the field, and yet he dined with Trump horrors,

0:39:13.995 --> 0:39:17.955
<v Speaker 1>Jason Miller, Stephen Chung, and Chris Lassivit, all of them

0:39:18.115 --> 0:39:21.355
<v Speaker 1>the night before a Republican debate. Oh but he's a neutral.

0:39:21.915 --> 0:39:26.955
<v Speaker 1>This is what he said about the Padilla assault. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean she was holding a press conference and delivering a

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<v Speaker 1>statement to the press. He's not a member of the press.

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<v Speaker 1>The astonishment, I cannot recreate it, the astonishment in Shalian's voice.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not a member of the press. You know. Senators

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<v Speaker 1>often ask questions too, sir, you're not a member of

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<v Speaker 1>the press. You work for CNN. You're no longer a

0:39:50.395 --> 0:39:56.035
<v Speaker 1>member of the press either. It's a whorehouse. Anyway, back

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<v Speaker 1>to the quote, this wasn't a hearing or an open

0:39:58.875 --> 0:40:01.755
<v Speaker 1>form for senators to ask questions. Well, no, of course not,

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<v Speaker 1>because no one would have lied to them at that

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<v Speaker 1>if she'd even to answer any of those questions. He

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<v Speaker 1>clearly showed up at a public event just to create

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<v Speaker 1>a moment and do exactly what you're describing, to show

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<v Speaker 1>his constituents, not just Democrats, that he's fighting from his perspective.

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<v Speaker 1>David Shealey and CNN political director, bullshit. You have no

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<v Speaker 1>earthly clue what you're talking about. If I had ever

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<v Speaker 1>said anything quite that stupid, even if I was misinformed

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<v Speaker 1>by reliable sources who got it completely wrong and it

0:40:33.195 --> 0:40:36.555
<v Speaker 1>was their fault, if I had ever said anything approaching that,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have resigned. I would have resigned somewhere between

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<v Speaker 1>the he's fighting and then the from his perspective, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I would have gone, oh no, I'm I've misspent

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<v Speaker 1>my entire life. I resign. Gnome had been avoiding his

0:40:51.515 --> 0:40:54.195
<v Speaker 1>questions and the questions of all Democrats. She had just

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<v Speaker 1>finished explaining how she and Trump were going to overthrow

0:40:57.915 --> 0:41:02.955
<v Speaker 1>the socialist mayor and governor in Los Angeles and California.

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<v Speaker 1>He's in not a public place, an open forum, but

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<v Speaker 1>he showed up at a public event. This is in

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<v Speaker 1>the federal building. He is a senator, He's a member

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<v Speaker 1>of the federal government. Did you not know that political

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<v Speaker 1>director of CNN he was on his way to a

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<v Speaker 1>briefing about the incursion, the terrorist attack by Trump using

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<v Speaker 1>the National Guard and the fing Marines on the streets

0:41:33.795 --> 0:41:36.755
<v Speaker 1>of southern California. He's on his way to a briefing.

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<v Speaker 1>He entered that room with the cooperation and consent of

0:41:42.395 --> 0:41:46.075
<v Speaker 1>his escorts, one an FBI agent and the other a

0:41:46.195 --> 0:41:50.915
<v Speaker 1>National Guard officer. He clearly showed up at a public

0:41:50.955 --> 0:41:57.475
<v Speaker 1>event just to create a moment. Unbelievable, create a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>And by the way, David Chillyan, you and CNN are

0:42:01.515 --> 0:42:05.955
<v Speaker 1>opposed to the creation of moments. Is this the CNN

0:42:06.035 --> 0:42:08.875
<v Speaker 1>that last weekend, not this past one, but the week before,

0:42:09.395 --> 0:42:13.355
<v Speaker 1>postponed the news for three hours to show a Broadway show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all with that, except for the fact that while

0:42:17.475 --> 0:42:20.435
<v Speaker 1>that was happening, there was mayhem on the streets of

0:42:20.475 --> 0:42:23.155
<v Speaker 1>Los Angeles caused by the government of the United States.

0:42:23.355 --> 0:42:26.315
<v Speaker 1>And you, instead, instead of showing news, you showed a

0:42:26.395 --> 0:42:29.915
<v Speaker 1>play about the news. In nineteen fifty four, This just

0:42:30.035 --> 0:42:37.995
<v Speaker 1>in nineteen fifty four. Create a moment. That's all CNN does,

0:42:38.075 --> 0:42:40.715
<v Speaker 1>That's all the modern media is doing. That's the Washington

0:42:40.835 --> 0:42:44.115
<v Speaker 1>that the Washington posts new phrase, create a moment, or

0:42:44.155 --> 0:42:52.035
<v Speaker 1>it's vivid storytelling for all America, which is consultants, speaker,

0:42:52.155 --> 0:42:56.475
<v Speaker 1>create a moment. He clearly showed up at a public event.

0:42:56.715 --> 0:42:59.275
<v Speaker 1>He was being escorted by the FBI and a National

0:42:59.275 --> 0:43:03.435
<v Speaker 1>Guard officer to a briefing on the attempt to overthrow

0:43:03.475 --> 0:43:08.955
<v Speaker 1>the democracy, just to create a moment. Listen, pal, if

0:43:08.995 --> 0:43:11.075
<v Speaker 1>you were any good at creating moments, if you were,

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<v Speaker 1>if you knew how to create a moment, if you

0:43:13.195 --> 0:43:16.475
<v Speaker 1>knew what a moment was, you wouldn't be at Effing's

0:43:16.475 --> 0:43:20.475
<v Speaker 1>CNN watching the place melt around you, like the opening

0:43:20.555 --> 0:43:26.475
<v Speaker 1>animation from the TV series mad Men. David I actually

0:43:26.555 --> 0:43:29.835
<v Speaker 1>would fire him before I fired Jake Tappert. Worse than that,

0:43:30.115 --> 0:43:34.955
<v Speaker 1>I would make him do a primetime CNN show every night. Shalien,

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<v Speaker 1>CNN's political director and today's other worst person in the movement.

0:43:58.955 --> 0:44:02.515
<v Speaker 1>Some years ago, I did an audiobook of Theber stories,

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<v Speaker 1>with the proceeds going to the Literary Estate, on the

0:44:06.835 --> 0:44:10.555
<v Speaker 1>idea that the more people heard Thurber, the better. And

0:44:10.595 --> 0:44:12.915
<v Speaker 1>one of the great compliments, one of the greatest compliments

0:44:12.915 --> 0:44:16.315
<v Speaker 1>I have ever received, was that when the thing was published,

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<v Speaker 1>it did not say Thurber Audios collection or whatever read

0:44:22.275 --> 0:44:28.555
<v Speaker 1>by me. It said performed by me. I guess that's

0:44:28.595 --> 0:44:31.435
<v Speaker 1>because they did a lot of different voices, or because

0:44:31.435 --> 0:44:35.395
<v Speaker 1>we included in it one particular story that really does

0:44:36.075 --> 0:44:39.035
<v Speaker 1>kind of need a cast of a few different people

0:44:39.395 --> 0:44:42.715
<v Speaker 1>for one sub scene in the middle of it. I

0:44:42.755 --> 0:44:45.115
<v Speaker 1>think you will recognize it when we get there. The

0:44:45.195 --> 0:44:50.235
<v Speaker 1>story is from his epic Tale of his youth, somewhat

0:44:50.275 --> 0:44:54.115
<v Speaker 1>exaggerated my life in hard times. The Car we had

0:44:54.155 --> 0:45:00.915
<v Speaker 1>to Push by James Thurber. Many autobiographers, among them Lincoln

0:45:00.955 --> 0:45:06.555
<v Speaker 1>Stephens and Gertrude Atherton, describe earthqua their families have been in.

0:45:07.635 --> 0:45:10.515
<v Speaker 1>I am unable to do this because my family was

0:45:10.555 --> 0:45:14.115
<v Speaker 1>never in an earthquake, but we went through a number

0:45:14.115 --> 0:45:17.195
<v Speaker 1>of things in Columbus that were a great deal like earthquakes.

0:45:17.755 --> 0:45:21.395
<v Speaker 1>I remember, in particular some of the repercussions of an

0:45:21.435 --> 0:45:26.275
<v Speaker 1>old Rio we had that would not go unless you

0:45:26.315 --> 0:45:28.515
<v Speaker 1>pushed it for quite a way and suddenly let your

0:45:28.555 --> 0:45:32.475
<v Speaker 1>clutch out. The brand does not sound familiar. A Rio

0:45:33.355 --> 0:45:37.395
<v Speaker 1>was an early automobile. Once we had been able to

0:45:37.435 --> 0:45:40.195
<v Speaker 1>start the engine easily by cranking it, but we had

0:45:40.235 --> 0:45:42.595
<v Speaker 1>had the car for so many years that finally it

0:45:42.635 --> 0:45:47.155
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't go unless you pushed it and let your clutch out.

0:45:48.275 --> 0:45:50.235
<v Speaker 1>Of course, it took more than one person to do this,

0:45:50.835 --> 0:45:53.355
<v Speaker 1>took sometimes as many as five or six, depending on

0:45:53.395 --> 0:45:57.115
<v Speaker 1>the grade of the roadway and conditions underfoot the car

0:45:57.275 --> 0:46:00.115
<v Speaker 1>was unusual, and that the clutch and brake were on

0:46:00.195 --> 0:46:03.235
<v Speaker 1>the same pedal, making it quite easy to stall the

0:46:03.315 --> 0:46:05.995
<v Speaker 1>engine after it got started, so that the car would

0:46:05.995 --> 0:46:10.595
<v Speaker 1>have to be pushed again. My father used to get

0:46:10.635 --> 0:46:14.275
<v Speaker 1>sick at his stomach pushing the car, and very often

0:46:14.355 --> 0:46:16.875
<v Speaker 1>was unable to go to work. He had never liked

0:46:16.875 --> 0:46:20.755
<v Speaker 1>the machine, even when it was good. Sharing my ignorance

0:46:20.915 --> 0:46:25.955
<v Speaker 1>and suspicion of all automobiles of that time and longer ago,

0:46:27.155 --> 0:46:29.555
<v Speaker 1>the boys I went to school, we used to be

0:46:29.555 --> 0:46:40.115
<v Speaker 1>able to identify every car as it passed by Thomas Flyer, Firestone, Columbus, Stevens, Dryer, Rambler, Winton, White, Steamer, etc.

0:46:41.875 --> 0:46:45.675
<v Speaker 1>I never could. The only car I was really interested

0:46:45.715 --> 0:46:48.755
<v Speaker 1>in was one that the get Ready Man, as we

0:46:48.835 --> 0:46:52.435
<v Speaker 1>called him, rode around town in a big red devil

0:46:52.475 --> 0:46:56.995
<v Speaker 1>with a door in the back. The get Ready Man

0:46:58.275 --> 0:47:03.275
<v Speaker 1>was a lank, unkept, elderly gentleman with wild eyes and

0:47:03.355 --> 0:47:06.435
<v Speaker 1>a deep voice who used to go about shouting at

0:47:06.435 --> 0:47:11.195
<v Speaker 1>people through a megaphone to prepare for the end of

0:47:11.275 --> 0:47:12.035
<v Speaker 1>the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Get Ready, get Ready.

0:47:18.715 --> 0:47:23.475
<v Speaker 1>He would bellow, the world is coming to an end.

0:47:25.595 --> 0:47:29.355
<v Speaker 1>His startling exhortations would come up like summer thunder at

0:47:29.395 --> 0:47:32.795
<v Speaker 1>the most unexpected time and in the most surprising places.

0:47:33.235 --> 0:47:36.435
<v Speaker 1>I remember once during Mantell's production of King Lear at

0:47:36.435 --> 0:47:40.235
<v Speaker 1>the Colonial Theater, that the get ready man added his

0:47:40.435 --> 0:47:43.595
<v Speaker 1>bawlings to the squealing of Edgar and the ranting of

0:47:43.595 --> 0:47:47.275
<v Speaker 1>the King, and the mouthing of the fool, rising from

0:47:47.315 --> 0:47:51.195
<v Speaker 1>somewhere in the balcony to join in. The theater was

0:47:51.235 --> 0:47:54.955
<v Speaker 1>in absolute darkness, and there were rumblings of thunder and

0:47:55.035 --> 0:47:59.195
<v Speaker 1>flashes of lightning off stage. Neither Father nor I, who

0:47:59.195 --> 0:48:02.595
<v Speaker 1>were there, ever completely got over the scene, which went

0:48:02.675 --> 0:48:07.515
<v Speaker 1>something like this, Edgar, Tom's a cold? Oh did o

0:48:07.835 --> 0:48:13.035
<v Speaker 1>do de do de? Bless thee from whirlwinds star blasting

0:48:13.195 --> 0:48:19.475
<v Speaker 1>and talking. The foul fiendbexes thunder off stage. What have

0:48:19.595 --> 0:48:25.035
<v Speaker 1>his daughters brought him to this pass? Get Ready? Get ready?

0:48:26.435 --> 0:48:31.355
<v Speaker 1>Edgar Pillocock sat on Pillocock Hill. Hello, Hello, Lou Lou.

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<v Speaker 1>Lightning flashes. The world is coming to an end. This

0:48:39.355 --> 0:48:42.315
<v Speaker 1>cold night will turn us all to fools and madmen.

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<v Speaker 1>Take here, the foul fiend, obey thy, get ready, Tom's

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<v Speaker 1>a cold. The well is coming to an end. They

0:48:56.955 --> 0:49:02.595
<v Speaker 1>found him finally, and dejected him, still shouting. The theater

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<v Speaker 1>in our time has known few such moments. But to

0:49:07.715 --> 0:49:11.315
<v Speaker 1>get back to the automobile, One of my happiest memories

0:49:11.355 --> 0:49:14.595
<v Speaker 1>of it was when in its eighth year, my brother

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<v Speaker 1>Roy got together a great many articles from the kitchen,

0:49:17.675 --> 0:49:20.435
<v Speaker 1>placed them in a square of canvas, and swung this

0:49:20.755 --> 0:49:23.715
<v Speaker 1>under the car with a string attached to it, so

0:49:23.795 --> 0:49:27.555
<v Speaker 1>that at a twitch, the canvas would give way and

0:49:27.635 --> 0:49:31.555
<v Speaker 1>the steel and tin things would clatter to the street.

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<v Speaker 1>This was a little scheme of Roy's to frighten father,

0:49:34.715 --> 0:49:39.835
<v Speaker 1>who had always expected the car might explode. It worked perfectly.

0:49:40.555 --> 0:49:43.795
<v Speaker 1>That was twenty five years ago, but it is one

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<v Speaker 1>of the few things in my life I would like

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<v Speaker 1>to live over again if I could. I don't suppose

0:49:50.075 --> 0:49:53.395
<v Speaker 1>that I can now. Roy twitched the string in the

0:49:53.395 --> 0:49:56.955
<v Speaker 1>middle of a lovely afternoon on Bridon Road near Eighteenth Street.

0:49:57.555 --> 0:49:59.715
<v Speaker 1>Father had closed his eyes and with his hat off,

0:49:59.795 --> 0:50:02.755
<v Speaker 1>was enjoying a cool breeze. The clatter on the asphalt

0:50:02.835 --> 0:50:08.435
<v Speaker 1>was tremendously effective. Forks, can openers, pie pans, pot lids,

0:50:08.795 --> 0:50:14.075
<v Speaker 1>biscuit cutters, ladles, egg beaters fell beautifully together in a

0:50:14.235 --> 0:50:20.275
<v Speaker 1>lingering clement crash stop the car, shouted Father. I can't,

0:50:20.435 --> 0:50:24.595
<v Speaker 1>Roy said, the engine fell out. God Almighty, said Father,

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<v Speaker 1>who knew what that meant, or knew what it sounded

0:50:28.235 --> 0:50:32.755
<v Speaker 1>as if it might mean. It ended unhappily, of course,

0:50:32.795 --> 0:50:35.155
<v Speaker 1>because we finally had to drive back and pick up

0:50:35.195 --> 0:50:37.835
<v Speaker 1>the stuff. And even Father knew the difference between the

0:50:37.875 --> 0:50:41.195
<v Speaker 1>works of an automobile and the equipment of a pantry.

0:50:42.315 --> 0:50:46.595
<v Speaker 1>My mother wouldn't have known, however, nor her mother. My mother,

0:50:46.755 --> 0:50:49.635
<v Speaker 1>for instance, thought, or rather knew, that it was dangerous

0:50:49.675 --> 0:50:54.235
<v Speaker 1>to drive an automobile without gasoline. It it fried the

0:50:54.355 --> 0:50:58.035
<v Speaker 1>valves or something. Now, don't you dare drive all over

0:50:58.115 --> 0:51:01.075
<v Speaker 1>town with that gasoline, she would say to us when

0:51:01.075 --> 0:51:05.275
<v Speaker 1>we started it off. Gasoline, oil, and water were much

0:51:05.315 --> 0:51:07.555
<v Speaker 1>the same to her, a fact that made her life

0:51:07.555 --> 0:51:13.235
<v Speaker 1>both confusing and perilous. Her greatest dread, however, was the Victrola.

0:51:13.635 --> 0:51:15.635
<v Speaker 1>We had a very early one back in the Come

0:51:15.755 --> 0:51:19.235
<v Speaker 1>Josephine in my flying machine days. She had an idea

0:51:19.235 --> 0:51:23.955
<v Speaker 1>that the Victrola might blow up. It alarmed her, rather

0:51:23.995 --> 0:51:27.355
<v Speaker 1>than reassured her to explain that the phonograph was run

0:51:27.435 --> 0:51:31.795
<v Speaker 1>neither by gasoline nor by electricity. She could only suppose

0:51:31.795 --> 0:51:35.035
<v Speaker 1>that it was propelled by some new fangled and untested

0:51:35.035 --> 0:51:38.275
<v Speaker 1>apparatus which was likely to let go at any minute,

0:51:38.515 --> 0:51:41.955
<v Speaker 1>making us all the victims and martyrs of the wild

0:51:42.195 --> 0:51:48.795
<v Speaker 1>eyed Edison's dangerous experiments. The telephone she was comparatively at

0:51:48.795 --> 0:51:51.955
<v Speaker 1>peace with, except of course, during storms, when for some

0:51:51.995 --> 0:51:54.315
<v Speaker 1>reason or other she always took the receiver off the

0:51:54.315 --> 0:51:57.835
<v Speaker 1>hook and let it hang. She came naturally by her

0:51:57.875 --> 0:52:01.555
<v Speaker 1>confused and groundless fears for her own. Mother lived the

0:52:01.635 --> 0:52:04.475
<v Speaker 1>latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that

0:52:04.675 --> 0:52:11.035
<v Speaker 1>electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house. It leaked.

0:52:11.355 --> 0:52:15.075
<v Speaker 1>She contended out of empty sockets. If the wall switch

0:52:15.075 --> 0:52:19.315
<v Speaker 1>had been left on, she would go around screwing in bulbs,

0:52:19.435 --> 0:52:21.715
<v Speaker 1>and if they lighted up, she would hastily and fearfully

0:52:21.755 --> 0:52:23.955
<v Speaker 1>turn off the wall switch and go back to her

0:52:23.995 --> 0:52:29.475
<v Speaker 1>Piersons or Everybody's magazine, happy and the satisfaction that she

0:52:29.715 --> 0:52:34.755
<v Speaker 1>had stopped not only a costly but a dangerous leakage.

0:52:34.795 --> 0:52:43.435
<v Speaker 1>Nothing could ever clear this up for her. Our poor

0:52:43.555 --> 0:52:47.075
<v Speaker 1>old rio came to a horrible end. Finally, we had

0:52:47.115 --> 0:52:49.515
<v Speaker 1>parked it too far from the curb on a street

0:52:49.555 --> 0:52:52.755
<v Speaker 1>with a trolley car line. It was late at night

0:52:52.795 --> 0:52:55.395
<v Speaker 1>and the street was dark. The first street car that

0:52:55.475 --> 0:52:59.155
<v Speaker 1>came along couldn't get by. It picked up the tired

0:52:59.195 --> 0:53:02.355
<v Speaker 1>old automobile as a terrier might seize a rabbit, and

0:53:02.475 --> 0:53:06.715
<v Speaker 1>drubbed it unmercifully, losing its hold now and then, but

0:53:06.835 --> 0:53:12.195
<v Speaker 1>catching a new grip a second later. Tires booped and whoosh,

0:53:12.555 --> 0:53:17.155
<v Speaker 1>the fenders coeled and graped. The steering wheel rose up

0:53:17.355 --> 0:53:20.395
<v Speaker 1>like a specter and disappeared in the direction of Franklin

0:53:20.395 --> 0:53:25.675
<v Speaker 1>Avenue with a melancholy whistling sound. Bolts and gadgets flew

0:53:25.835 --> 0:53:30.235
<v Speaker 1>like sparks from a Catherine wheel. It was a splendid spectacle,

0:53:30.275 --> 0:53:34.595
<v Speaker 1>but of course saddening to everybody except the motorman of

0:53:34.635 --> 0:53:38.115
<v Speaker 1>the street car, who was sore. I think some of

0:53:38.195 --> 0:53:41.515
<v Speaker 1>us broke down and wept. It must have been the

0:53:41.515 --> 0:53:46.195
<v Speaker 1>weeping that caused grandfather to take on so terribly. Time

0:53:46.355 --> 0:53:49.395
<v Speaker 1>was all mixed up in his mind. Automobiles and the

0:53:49.515 --> 0:53:54.755
<v Speaker 1>like he never remembered having seen. He apparently gathered from

0:53:54.795 --> 0:53:57.395
<v Speaker 1>the talk and the excitement and the weeping that somebody

0:53:57.395 --> 0:54:00.755
<v Speaker 1>had died. Nor did he let go of this delusion.

0:54:01.035 --> 0:54:03.475
<v Speaker 1>He insisted. In fact, after almost a week in which

0:54:03.515 --> 0:54:06.115
<v Speaker 1>we strove mightily to divert him that it was a

0:54:06.155 --> 0:54:09.795
<v Speaker 1>sin and a shame and a disgrace to the family

0:54:10.435 --> 0:54:15.315
<v Speaker 1>to put the funeral off any longer. Nobody is dead.

0:54:15.715 --> 0:54:21.075
<v Speaker 1>The automobile is smashed, shouted my father, trying for the

0:54:21.275 --> 0:54:25.035
<v Speaker 1>thirtieth time to explain the situation to the old man.

0:54:25.955 --> 0:54:30.915
<v Speaker 1>Why was he drunk, demanded grandfather. Sternly was who drunk?

0:54:31.475 --> 0:54:36.915
<v Speaker 1>Asked father? Zenus said grandfather, he had a name for

0:54:36.995 --> 0:54:40.955
<v Speaker 1>the corpse. Now it was his brother's Zenus, who, as

0:54:40.995 --> 0:54:45.235
<v Speaker 1>it happened, was dead, but not from driving an automobile

0:54:45.275 --> 0:54:50.675
<v Speaker 1>while intoxicated. Zenus had died in eighteen sixty six, the sensitive,

0:54:50.795 --> 0:54:53.075
<v Speaker 1>rather poetical boy of twenty one. When the Civil War

0:54:53.195 --> 0:54:56.915
<v Speaker 1>broke out, Zenis had gone to South America, just as

0:54:56.915 --> 0:55:01.795
<v Speaker 1>he wrote, back until it blows over. Returning after the

0:55:01.795 --> 0:55:04.315
<v Speaker 1>war had blown over, he caught the same disease that

0:55:04.435 --> 0:55:07.115
<v Speaker 1>was going off the chestnut trees in those years, and

0:55:07.155 --> 0:55:09.555
<v Speaker 1>passed away. It was the only case in history where

0:55:09.595 --> 0:55:12.235
<v Speaker 1>a tree doctor had to be called in to spray

0:55:12.315 --> 0:55:15.315
<v Speaker 1>a person, and our family had felt it very keenly.

0:55:15.995 --> 0:55:18.795
<v Speaker 1>Nobody else in the United States caught the blight. Some

0:55:18.835 --> 0:55:21.275
<v Speaker 1>of us had looked upon Zenus's fate as a kind

0:55:21.315 --> 0:55:26.915
<v Speaker 1>of poetic justice. Now that Grandfather knew, so to speak,

0:55:27.715 --> 0:55:31.515
<v Speaker 1>who was dead, it became increasingly awkward to go on

0:55:31.755 --> 0:55:34.515
<v Speaker 1>living in the same house with him, as if nothing

0:55:34.555 --> 0:55:38.755
<v Speaker 1>had happened. He would go into towering rages in which

0:55:38.755 --> 0:55:40.875
<v Speaker 1>he threatened to write to the Board of Health unless

0:55:40.915 --> 0:55:45.315
<v Speaker 1>the funeral were held. At once we realized that something

0:55:45.315 --> 0:55:48.515
<v Speaker 1>had to be done. Eventually, we persuaded a friend of

0:55:48.555 --> 0:55:51.475
<v Speaker 1>father's named George Martin to dress up in the manner

0:55:51.515 --> 0:55:53.915
<v Speaker 1>and costume of the eighteen sixties and pretend to be

0:55:54.195 --> 0:55:58.795
<v Speaker 1>Uncle Zenus in order to set Grandfather's mind at rest.

0:55:59.075 --> 0:56:02.635
<v Speaker 1>The impostor looked fine and impressive, inside burns and a

0:56:02.675 --> 0:56:05.835
<v Speaker 1>high beaver hat, and not unlike the dagera types of

0:56:05.955 --> 0:56:09.155
<v Speaker 1>Zenis in our album I Shall Never Forget. The night

0:56:09.235 --> 0:56:12.515
<v Speaker 1>just after dinner, when this Zenis walked into the living room,

0:56:12.875 --> 0:56:18.515
<v Speaker 1>Grandfather was stomping up and down, tall hawk nosed round oathed.

0:56:19.395 --> 0:56:24.595
<v Speaker 1>The newcomer held out both hands. Clem, he cried to Grandfather.

0:56:26.355 --> 0:56:32.475
<v Speaker 1>Grandfather turned slowly, looked at the intruder and snorted, hurry you,

0:56:33.555 --> 0:56:38.355
<v Speaker 1>he demanded in his deep, resonant voice. I'm Zenis, cried Martin.

0:56:38.555 --> 0:56:41.355
<v Speaker 1>Your brother Zenus, fit is a fiddle and sound is

0:56:41.395 --> 0:56:47.515
<v Speaker 1>a dollar. Zenus my foot said. Grandfather. Zenus died in

0:56:47.595 --> 0:56:54.715
<v Speaker 1>a chestnut light in sixty six. Grandfather was given to

0:56:54.755 --> 0:56:59.075
<v Speaker 1>these sudden, unexpected, and extremely lucid moments. They were generally

0:56:59.115 --> 0:57:02.395
<v Speaker 1>more embarrassing than his other moments. He comprehended before he

0:57:02.435 --> 0:57:04.675
<v Speaker 1>went to bed that night that the old automobile had

0:57:04.755 --> 0:57:07.555
<v Speaker 1>been destroyed, and that its destruction had caused all the

0:57:07.555 --> 0:57:10.915
<v Speaker 1>turmoil in the house. It flew all the pieces. Pa,

0:57:11.635 --> 0:57:15.515
<v Speaker 1>my mother told him, in graphically describing the accident, I

0:57:15.875 --> 0:57:20.235
<v Speaker 1>new toward growled, Grandfather. I always told you to get

0:57:20.235 --> 0:57:27.915
<v Speaker 1>a poop Toledo the car we had to push by

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<v Speaker 1>James Thurber.

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<v Speaker 2>Get run ah some Thurber.

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