Speaker 1: No entering nervous Stockholm. Oh I got her back, got
Speaker 1: her back. You guys are back. My god, it's like
Speaker 1: the Fens. This is the best line up today to
Speaker 1: up this road. Oh god, I feel crazy. I literally
Speaker 1: my hair is my long, arm has had it's long.
Speaker 1: I'm blonde and there's there's tons of it like this road.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You guys, you guys, you guys, this
Speaker 1: is an art marine host off. Will you except this Rose.
Speaker 1: I am here with my co host that we had
Speaker 1: to send a hostage recruit mission into Texas to get
Speaker 1: her back back. Happy to be out of Texas, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. And with us for this draft picks we
Speaker 1: have with this our Secretary of State Magic bruce Ye
Speaker 1: and I belave we left with you being the treasurer
Speaker 1: you that or the secretary of the Navy. The Navy
Speaker 1: were the secretary of the Navy's got to look after,
Speaker 1: says in church of all the seamen. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: crushing that poost okay, and we have with us, of course,
Speaker 1: and Katie and Anna Gang it's all bad. Can we
Speaker 1: say a prayer of tops to the bachelor gods? Chriss Chris.
Speaker 1: I think when you get Katie and Anna on this
Speaker 1: come her hands. Oh demon below, Lord Satan below, please
Speaker 1: guide us. We're doing our draft picks. Thank you Harrison.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's almost our one year anniversary. Please guide
Speaker 1: us to to just go through this Nick season with
Speaker 1: dignity and lots of poon Nanny j Crab and that
Speaker 1: hopefully bring one of us onto after the Rose and
Speaker 1: bring Nick in to this than to the devil he self.
Speaker 1: I'm would like to give a shout out to a
Speaker 1: few people before we get started. Um number one to
Speaker 1: that drunk couple in New Haven. I did a play
Speaker 1: in new Haven off fall and I was a Friday
Speaker 1: night I was staying. They put me up in like
Speaker 1: an elderly residence. It was like a like a dental building,
Speaker 1: but also people lived there who we think went to
Speaker 1: Yale Medical School. And there were these drunk teenagers who
Speaker 1: I got into the elevator one night they started singing
Speaker 1: our theme song, Oh my God. Then last two weeks ago,
Speaker 1: I was in Indianapolis and there was this rowdy table
Speaker 1: I was doing stand up. They were unruly table. It
Speaker 1: was a group of people who had flown in from
Speaker 1: DC to Indianapolis because I never tore in the East
Speaker 1: Coast because of the podcast to see the stand up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's all coming together. What I'm announcing,
Speaker 1: here's what I'm announcing. There's not a date yet. We
Speaker 1: have gotten Zany's Nashville to agree to host a live podcast.
Speaker 1: Wells lives there, James Taylor lives there. I love Nashville. Um,
Speaker 1: you guys are all invited. We inted. Ye know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. We don't have any money, so you'd have to. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then we also have that Carly and Evan live there.
Speaker 1: I might move there and live there, and Luke the Cowboy,
Speaker 1: they all live there. They all live there, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna do a live podcast with them. We've had contact
Speaker 1: with Wells. He's sort of agreed to do it, and
Speaker 1: he says, so we can get all of them, you guys,
Speaker 1: we get to hang out with all of them. And
Speaker 1: Danny's Nashville has agreed to do it. So it's either
Speaker 1: going to be in February or March. We're waiting for dates.
Speaker 1: Some Tuesday in February or March. Our first live podcast
Speaker 1: at Days lle Is Luke. Does Luke come out in public?
Speaker 1: I think so Okay, I hope, I can't even handle.
Speaker 1: I just feel like he probably uh, you know, hit
Speaker 1: the bottle. Um. I just want to say, before we
Speaker 1: get going, let's just go around the bend. How are you, Aaron.
Speaker 1: You've been well, you've got stuck in Texas? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Texas was fun. I didn't have a high opinion of Dallas,
Speaker 1: and then I left having a high opinion of it.
Speaker 1: I love Dallas. Yeah, do you have any upcoming shows
Speaker 1: you want to plug? January back on the road, Uh,
Speaker 1: second week San Antonio, Alamours and what is the club?
Speaker 1: There was? L O l Okay, Paget Brewster. You're back.
Speaker 1: I'm wanted to be here, criminal mind. Oh they took
Speaker 1: me away from you. They took me away. My god,
Speaker 1: I know you and they're getting their money's worth. I
Speaker 1: love it. And you're also still on another period. Yes,
Speaker 1: we are going to be shooting season three of another
Speaker 1: period in February. I believe that's so exciting. I want
Speaker 1: you guys both to know that the people that drunk
Speaker 1: My Drunk are drunk fans. When they flew in, I said,
Speaker 1: we're probably gonna do a live podcast in Nashville, and
Speaker 1: they said specifically paget and Rob have to be loved it,
Speaker 1: you hate it? And it was like and there was
Speaker 1: a lady's husband who was like, yeah, Rob has to
Speaker 1: be there. Like he got dragged, he got dragged. His
Speaker 1: friend was calling him a pussy, but he was like
Speaker 1: they were like pageant and Rob have to be the Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll fly myself. I'll fly myself. How do you how
Speaker 1: do you get Matt? Now? We should we should be
Speaker 1: a T shirts or jumpsuits, jumpsusits onesies and and yeah,
Speaker 1: okay and then Rob, no, you you're on Supernatural and
Speaker 1: you have your own show, don't you? What's you're on?
Speaker 1: The show called Kings of Cone? I touch you know
Speaker 1: somebody's are working out holidays, the gun shows in town.
Speaker 1: You just touched my arm and all of that. A
Speaker 1: sudden I went like, yeah you did. You manned it out,
Speaker 1: really just crushed the Yeah you did, choking hard. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Kings of Con is a show that that I wrote
Speaker 1: that I'm in that's on Comic Con h Q and
Speaker 1: uh and they're rulling it out right now. We're on
Speaker 1: episode six. Yeah, do a live after show on Tuesday
Speaker 1: nights and super fun. What is it about? So it's
Speaker 1: it's it's you know, I do through supernaturally do these conventions,
Speaker 1: fan conventions, and so about the sort of behind the
Speaker 1: scenes at these conventions. Yeah, and uh and me and
Speaker 1: my friend Richard sp Jr. Do it and we have
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. That's a great idea for a shot.
Speaker 1: Let's do behind this podcast, let's do God if you
Speaker 1: want to see me in person, I'll also be in
Speaker 1: Vancouver y thirty fourteenth of January and at the Joke
Speaker 1: Joined in Houston in Vancouver. Super fun, fun, It's awesome.
Speaker 1: And I'll be doing Sketch Fest the last weekend in January.
Speaker 1: That'll be fun. I'm only doing it one night. It's
Speaker 1: okay anyway. More importantly, more importantly, guys, the Giants are
Speaker 1: ten and four. Okay, No, no, I mean the show.
Speaker 1: I meant. It's just we're gonna get a wild card now.
Speaker 1: Before the three of us got here, before Arton got
Speaker 1: here today and we we straight up had serious bachelor
Speaker 1: talk for a good five minutes, straight face. Can we
Speaker 1: talk for one second about the fact that Jade broke up.
Speaker 1: They broke up Jade. Yeah, we're just talking about Jade
Speaker 1: and Grant Jading and also Amanda and Josh broke up
Speaker 1: and Grant, Grant, they broke up last week tattoos? Did they?
Speaker 1: And then and then they had the Grace tattoos? But
Speaker 1: then you just said Josh and they broke up. It
Speaker 1: was on that it was online last night apparently, so
Speaker 1: he was physically abusive. Yeah, Katie, they broke up. Apparently
Speaker 1: they went to go see they went to the jingle
Speaker 1: that K Rock Jingle Hall Calmer. They went, what are
Speaker 1: that jingle Bowl? And apparently they got they got into words.
Speaker 1: Apparently she was at somebody's bachelorette party and they were
Speaker 1: talking about how they've been out drinking and he was like,
Speaker 1: you said you weren't drinking. Then he stormed out and
Speaker 1: then they fought, and then he left and then he's
Speaker 1: now moved out of her house and moved back to
Speaker 1: like Florida wherever he's from. Good. Good, those kids are
Speaker 1: better off without that. I feel bad about about Grace.
Speaker 1: I do that that was I wasn't cheering cheering for
Speaker 1: Josh and Amanda because they're both uh, you know, I'd
Speaker 1: put them in a useless category. But you're cheering up
Speaker 1: is tearing up at a Grace and Lace and Grant
Speaker 1: because I wanted me to go to their wedding. We
Speaker 1: just like they're fun. They're both crazy fun and even
Speaker 1: enough to handle her wild rock. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You
Speaker 1: also brought up when we were down stairs before and
Speaker 1: got here. You brought up, um, what happened to a
Speaker 1: rectile dysfunction? Here together and together seemed they're together in Nashville,
Speaker 1: they're in They're in Nashville, and they're still together. You
Speaker 1: should get we have to do sharing for them, sharing
Speaker 1: for them for sure. Yeah, I know those two are
Speaker 1: genuinely were genuinely engaged, genuinely. I agree with Once they
Speaker 1: went into that sweat lodge, something happened. I gotta I
Speaker 1: gotta take I gotta take a lady into a sweat lodge.
Speaker 1: You sweat. You're the only one who did not watch
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise. We made rob wat. No I watched,
Speaker 1: and part of it it was just we're saying it
Speaker 1: was us too. I felt saturated coming off such an
Speaker 1: intense Bachelor season going into Bachelor in Paradise, it was
Speaker 1: it was a lot of it was Bachelor then Bachelor
Speaker 1: then Bachelor in Paradise, Bank Bank Bank, Bachelor Paradise, is
Speaker 1: like it's drinking, but it is. It is the most fun.
Speaker 1: I don't watch the finale. You need to watch the
Speaker 1: whole season because it actually feels like the only time
Speaker 1: it actually almost feels real because they actually get to
Speaker 1: hang out with each other and not just in helicopters.
Speaker 1: I just I think I just got so like like
Speaker 1: beaten down by the Joe Joe by the no, by
Speaker 1: the the It just you have to get out of
Speaker 1: my podcast. I do not no no no. I was excited,
Speaker 1: and then the finale I was like, Okay, I just
Speaker 1: I think it was just it was just pure saturation.
Speaker 1: I think I'll go back and and watch Can You
Speaker 1: Trust Us? Is a really fun ride. Paget stayed at
Speaker 1: the Hotel OH in Mexico. Yeah, entirely. Yeah, we hung
Speaker 1: out with Jorge Shure. Yeah it did feel like yeah
Speaker 1: like some like some. I was just drunk in data.
Speaker 1: I was trying to get him a lawyer, to get
Speaker 1: him a raise. Were email, we have more value. She
Speaker 1: actually in paradise than you realize. She has one client
Speaker 1: and it's she's a manager. Also, Ken where we get started.
Speaker 1: Let's just start with this. I'm looking for any of
Speaker 1: us playing along at home. There is a photo. It
Speaker 1: is a big cast photo. Do you look closely. The
Speaker 1: best part of this is the backgrow. Is this right here?
Speaker 1: There is a dolphin. It is the dolphin. Like they humilize,
Speaker 1: they have to neuter. It's like the chicken lady. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like if you if you're ready to be
Speaker 1: humiliated and like completely neutered as a human lady, you
Speaker 1: have to be to aspiring dolphin trainer in the wait
Speaker 1: for it, scroll down. Cecaucus there it is nowhere near water. Um,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a big train station, a hub station
Speaker 1: in Jersey. Is not a port city. I mean I
Speaker 1: don't think it's a port city for dolphins. It's like
Speaker 1: a big transit hub. But it's like a New York city.
Speaker 1: But it looks like sea caucus. It's like a caucus
Speaker 1: at sea. You know what, then you should be in
Speaker 1: charge of that as the head of the name. You
Speaker 1: know what. I'm going to get right on that, yes
Speaker 1: put out. My favorite thing about this picture though, is
Speaker 1: that his nick's vest. It looks like it's it's pre ripped.
Speaker 1: It's it's a vest. Yeah, like highlights if they it's
Speaker 1: like they got an overweight Superman, but they're like, we
Speaker 1: need to make you look fits. They're gonna build you.
Speaker 1: It's almost like they tailored abovest. Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: like the new Batman costume from ten years ago. He's like,
Speaker 1: he's so he's so rich that but his rippedness came
Speaker 1: through in the linen. Yes. So for by the way,
Speaker 1: that is a good lot of layers. For those of
Speaker 1: you playing along at home, we're gonna go in order
Speaker 1: of the ABC website. The one we're using is the
Speaker 1: ABC website if you want to play along at home,
Speaker 1: which coincidentally is also in alphabetical order. Oh good, okay,
Speaker 1: So I would say overall first impressions, it feels like
Speaker 1: they're like, so you like Caitlin, We're going to get
Speaker 1: you fifteen girls that look like Caitlin. You like a
Speaker 1: small brunette with like tiny I was scroreling. It took
Speaker 1: me about I think twenty women to find someone that
Speaker 1: didn't look like Caitlin. They they got her. They were like,
Speaker 1: there was like four blondes and the rest of small
Speaker 1: petite because they're actually andy Caitlin and oh I forgot
Speaker 1: her name from Bachelor Paradise. Oh yeah, sheoring she was
Speaker 1: a babe though. Yeah, she was type yeah. I mean
Speaker 1: they all have center part long dark hair and one
Speaker 1: does he do you think there's a conversation with the
Speaker 1: producers with because if you look at Rob, he or
Speaker 1: not Rob? What was the who is look at me?
Speaker 1: Look at Rob? Who is our last boring badge? They
Speaker 1: were all blonde. They were all I think you know
Speaker 1: what your type is. He just wanted to look like
Speaker 1: a wedding cake topper. By the way, Rob and I
Speaker 1: took the hit. We watched a few episodes. I tried one.
Speaker 1: We had to watch a few. This was Ben and
Speaker 1: we did a podcast what's her name? Happy ever After? Hate? Well,
Speaker 1: they broke up today the moment the show got canceled.
Speaker 1: Look up a week. It was not leave that. I
Speaker 1: think they when their show wasn't renewed well and he didn't.
Speaker 1: He said he wouldn't set a date he that was
Speaker 1: on air. That was on air. He called up the
Speaker 1: wedding on air, but he was just saying, I don't
Speaker 1: need to get to know I don't know you yet.
Speaker 1: But he was saying, but we're still cool. And then
Speaker 1: they went to somebody else's wedding. But but, but they
Speaker 1: were still together on air. He called it off on
Speaker 1: TV of Court. This is from November seventeenth, and it
Speaker 1: says they are still together. I apologize, Okay, I haven't
Speaker 1: got it the car. Can you google and Lauren still together? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean that's These are the only things that's from November.
Speaker 1: So what don't we do two at a time and
Speaker 1: I'll pass it around. We have starting out page one,
Speaker 1: alexis twenty three aspiring dolphin trail. Let's just lead with
Speaker 1: the best operating Angela model from Greenville, South Carolina. She's
Speaker 1: got the smile of Caitlin. Now what do I do
Speaker 1: if if I want her in my top three or something?
Speaker 1: We can just well discuss as we go through. I
Speaker 1: don't think either of them standard chats dolphin. You know,
Speaker 1: she'll splash around in the pool for a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks and then boodh. Angela model from Greenville, South Carolina.
Speaker 1: To me, looks like she wants to get into broadcasting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she looks like she wants to be an anchor woman.
Speaker 1: I also might her teeth aren't And I don't think
Speaker 1: either of those women are going to make it all
Speaker 1: the way also pull it up to their full body
Speaker 1: and doing this, because I feel like that's going to
Speaker 1: be some of them. I'm gonna terrible objectifying. And you know,
Speaker 1: you can't come Joe as a dolphin and expect to
Speaker 1: go didn't what did Jojo came as a unicorn. She
Speaker 1: had a horsehead on her head. That gives me a
Speaker 1: little bit. That's why I think dolphin will last four
Speaker 1: or five weeks. Joy it depends with But dolphin is
Speaker 1: not cute enough, doesn't look like like Joe Joe. Yeah
Speaker 1: she doesn't. Yeah, well, okay, yeah, I'm not picking up
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison still gets a square. Then we have coming in.
Speaker 1: We have Asterid. She's twenty six plastic surgery office manager
Speaker 1: from Tampa and Brianna, twenty surgical unit nurse Salt Lake City.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I think she I think Brianna is
Speaker 1: too wholesome Salt Lake City, and I think that Asterrid
Speaker 1: might make out with him, but isn't going to get
Speaker 1: to the fullbones on. I'm gonna just let at the end,
Speaker 1: I've got astros am maybe right now in this first
Speaker 1: looks she looks. I tell you there's a there's a
Speaker 1: there's a quality to Tampa ladies. They get it. They
Speaker 1: get in there, they get in there, they get in there. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think she's going to be the one that's like
Speaker 1: halfway through the season like knock knock and it's like
Speaker 1: four am and she so yeah, they make sure that
Speaker 1: it happens. Next we have Brittany twenty six, travel nurse,
Speaker 1: and then Christian wedding videographer. I feel like on the
Speaker 1: US Weekly site they called her an aspiring nurse. Somebody's
Speaker 1: an aspiring nurse, which is like they're the most in demand.
Speaker 1: Like like if you're if you have your nursing license
Speaker 1: and you're not actually a nurse, how many do you
Speaker 1: wise did you get? Well, she's not finished nursing school. Well,
Speaker 1: she just travels so much. I find Brittany stands a chance.
Speaker 1: I think Brittany. I'm gonna put Brittney. I'm putting Brittany in.
Speaker 1: She looks exactly like his type. All I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: Brittany trap my friends and my friend is actually a
Speaker 1: travel nurse, and uh, it's pretty interesting. Is there such
Speaker 1: thing as a travel nurse? Oh yeah there is? Well,
Speaker 1: oh no, you can just you can go from city
Speaker 1: to city and you do like almost residencies for like
Speaker 1: a month or two. Yeah, you can, and you can.
Speaker 1: You can go. You can pick where you want to be.
Speaker 1: You can be in like Hawaii, you could be Yeah,
Speaker 1: you could do like three months places because they need nurses,
Speaker 1: but you should get your nursing life. She's like cut
Speaker 1: and clogs, thank you. I always want to go to Hawaii. Corinne,
Speaker 1: twenty four, business owner of Miami, Florida. I think she's
Speaker 1: going places because I think she's willing to like pull
Speaker 1: pull some sexual maneuvers. And Danielle, I think it's going
Speaker 1: small business owner. I think she's really has a chance.
Speaker 1: Corinne and daniel can we pass these are we're passing
Speaker 1: there around? Right? Yeah? I'm going to small business owner?
Speaker 1: Always just makes me in Los Angeles. Can we just
Speaker 1: say like breaking down small business owner like they're twenty
Speaker 1: four and they're a small business own. I mean, she's
Speaker 1: an actress. It's just I feel like she's a weed
Speaker 1: dealer or I need to get up earlier and try harder.
Speaker 1: I think small business and they're not saying what the
Speaker 1: actual businesses that she's Danielle or Kin that's that's Danielle
Speaker 1: Danielle definitely head shots. I've got, I've got I've got
Speaker 1: a made be on Danielle. I think Danielle actually has
Speaker 1: is it has some potentially Daniell, she's the oh Danielle, Danielle,
Speaker 1: Danielle l I'd like to see Karine read again. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's put the discard in the discard file. Okay.
Speaker 1: Danielle m thirty one neo natal nurse from Nashville and
Speaker 1: Um Dominique restaurant server. Okay, this is gonna be awful.
Speaker 1: You know, we're you know, we're all thinking it. He's
Speaker 1: got to keep a few people that aren't white for
Speaker 1: a little bit. Can I say that out loud? Yes
Speaker 1: you can. And he's got to keep one or two blonde,
Speaker 1: so it might be dirty. Karen Dominique is adorable, but
Speaker 1: ultimately she's not going to make it to the final three.
Speaker 1: So for me, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to say
Speaker 1: it's a no. I don't think either of them are
Speaker 1: facing this on Nick Viles per Sonali Dad, who I
Speaker 1: would pick. Danielle is too flat chested. I think that
Speaker 1: he Oh my god, I've turned into the gross. No. No,
Speaker 1: Daniell's no Daniels Arden Arden has a beard, you guys,
Speaker 1: I literally have a beard that I can't I can't
Speaker 1: get a handle on. Like the second I tweez it
Speaker 1: is back, like I was tweet it and it's back.
Speaker 1: I was. I was joking like, oh yeah, and you
Speaker 1: have like the sweetest, cutest face and fucking America. You
Speaker 1: don't have a beer. I actually have like a like
Speaker 1: hair was like in a loop and it's like it's
Speaker 1: like it's like it's like it's like a constant loop.
Speaker 1: Can I say something? I feel like Dominique is a
Speaker 1: good Dominique is a door. He's thirty six years old,
Speaker 1: so I think keep it in mind like the early twenties,
Speaker 1: the people early that's a lot younger than I like
Speaker 1: the male perspective. So she's the thirty one year old
Speaker 1: here is he's a dirty Yeah, but I don't think
Speaker 1: she's the one that's gonna take it. Not for her.
Speaker 1: She's oh let's see now. Oh. I think Elizabeth Elizabeth
Speaker 1: a dula so she understands women as motherly and Elizabeth
Speaker 1: marketing manager from Dallas. I think Elizabeth the Dula. I
Speaker 1: like the doula I had to say, here's the only
Speaker 1: thing a duela in Las Vegas? Does anybody Vegas? I
Speaker 1: don't know if she's actually Elizabeth Liz. She goes away
Speaker 1: Liz and she's twenty nine? Which one Liz is the
Speaker 1: Duela she's twenty nine? Is better? Marketing manager twenty four, Dallas,
Speaker 1: Elizabeth think I think she's in I think for me
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Doulaz the Liz, I think she hasn't. Maybe we'll
Speaker 1: put her in our maybe pile. So this is which
Speaker 1: you think, Yeah, she's an information maybe is this is?
Speaker 1: Does any can we discard this old thing the paget
Speaker 1: or any of the is on your um? Danielle, you
Speaker 1: keep her? I had a question mark to daniel So
Speaker 1: then we have Haley twenty three, photographer Vancouver and Ida
Speaker 1: Marie twenty three, sales manager, Harlington, Texas. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. When you sent me this link and
Speaker 1: this is the one that I picked out that I
Speaker 1: was like, she seems real to me. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: she's got some I think she's span. I don't think,
Speaker 1: but you know what, and I feel she does like
Speaker 1: he did. I saw the same thing you saw, and
Speaker 1: I thought, I thought, Ida Marie. Oh no, yeah, never, No,
Speaker 1: he's not going to And she's adorable, and she's adorable
Speaker 1: at he's got some Craig gray eyes. Look at those eyes.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. She's that neurotic slutty good in
Speaker 1: Red and Haley. Yeah, I think she's got something. I
Speaker 1: think she's not in my top. She's not. She's gonna
Speaker 1: be funny maybe right now, go through these litter, keep
Speaker 1: it well. You know who's the Craig crate, the aspiring nurses,
Speaker 1: a Creig create, the one with the half top from
Speaker 1: Sander Barbara that's coming out, okay, Jamie Chef from New
Speaker 1: Orleans and Jasmine B flight attendant from Tacoma. I think
Speaker 1: Jasmine B has a little sparkle. She does, but she
Speaker 1: has a turtleneck gun and I think he's more of
Speaker 1: a tank top kind of a guy. I don't think
Speaker 1: either of those girls. I'm ticking up winter and he's
Speaker 1: the summer, the top one. The top one is going
Speaker 1: to be emotional and dramatic. I'm calling that she's going
Speaker 1: to stick around for a bit. Yes she is. Then
Speaker 1: we have Jasmine G twenty nine pro basketball dancer. You
Speaker 1: know I'm in I'm all in with her pro basket.
Speaker 1: That's like my dream sequence. Honestly, I mean to bang,
Speaker 1: not to be I've got a bad back. I need
Speaker 1: to actually see I'd like to see. You know. They're
Speaker 1: gonna send him on a date where she gets to dance,
Speaker 1: like when they set up a grant with the fire challenge,
Speaker 1: like they want her to they want to show her
Speaker 1: in cute little short. It's going to be my favorite.
Speaker 1: This is the one registered nurse. She's the one that
Speaker 1: she's the aspiring nurse. I think so. So it's registered.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a current nurse. I think she's
Speaker 1: aspiring and and she's got like a crop. She's gonna
Speaker 1: be crazy and she's producers are gonna make him pick
Speaker 1: her for a few for the crazy factor. She's going
Speaker 1: to be like the chad. Her hand is bigger than his.
Speaker 1: And I write down who who do we think the
Speaker 1: crazy one is? I'm gonna say Joseph. Go to put
Speaker 1: a star next to Joseph for crazy. But she also
Speaker 1: looks like she's wearing a costume from that film restoration.
Speaker 1: It's almost like yes as well, okay, good because we
Speaker 1: want to get your list to and if you please,
Speaker 1: please speak up if you need to throw anything in okay,
Speaker 1: And we also need a list for who's gonna be
Speaker 1: the number one most crazy, Like who's gonna be Lace,
Speaker 1: Who's gonna be Chad? Like we need who's going to
Speaker 1: be the top crazy? Are these people so short? Christina
Speaker 1: twenty four, dental hygienis and Lacey twenty five, digital marketing manager.
Speaker 1: I feel like they. I think they both. When I
Speaker 1: saw when I look like identical twins to me with
Speaker 1: different hair color, and when I saw Lazy full body,
Speaker 1: I actually feel because she's in Manhattan and like, I
Speaker 1: feel like she's going to kind of go kind of far.
Speaker 1: She's a Jew. She has a Star David necklace on,
Speaker 1: so I like I like that. People. Wait, I can't
Speaker 1: see that close up? Which one Lazy and Christina on
Speaker 1: my maybe list? Really? You know? If it's maybe, do
Speaker 1: you think it's gonna be through Brunettes at the end
Speaker 1: or to Brunett's and a blonde up there? She does
Speaker 1: have a little spunk. I don't see it. My jenist,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's gonna come in and like flossom.
Speaker 1: Remember that happened like with Cupcake with Cupcake cupcake. That
Speaker 1: was tough. So we got I got Christina on the Okay.
Speaker 1: So then we have Lauren thirty, law school graduate, Naples, Florida,
Speaker 1: and Michelle twenty for food truck owner Los Angeles. You
Speaker 1: know they're going to have a food truck challenge. Yes,
Speaker 1: well you know what I'm actually I'm going to change
Speaker 1: my previous vote. I think if he's going to keep
Speaker 1: a lovely lady of color around, it's gonna be her.
Speaker 1: You think, so I do more than the dancer shoot
Speaker 1: though the dancer dance I don't know. I do. I
Speaker 1: do think he does go for like more real. He's
Speaker 1: not gonna want to get into this. She's not making
Speaker 1: a fantasy sweet. He's gonna want to dancer. But I
Speaker 1: think he'd keep food truck more than the dancer because
Speaker 1: dancers dancers. There's more coming up. I think there's more choice.
Speaker 1: I like the law school graduate, maybe just because I'm
Speaker 1: attracted your She's pretty and she's a maybe she. I
Speaker 1: think she might be a fun, funny, sweet girl. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm putting Laura into the high maybe. Remember how I
Speaker 1: was so crushed out by the blonde last time and
Speaker 1: she was the crazy virgin The Virginia, Olivia, You loved Olivia.
Speaker 1: Olivia was so good through episode two and then it went.
Speaker 1: She won the first impression Rose before she got dish
Speaker 1: from Pig Island is crying. Can I just I want
Speaker 1: to take a moment. We're going to take a halftime
Speaker 1: break for a second and honor the the magical gift
Speaker 1: that is Katie Levine that she gave us this podcast.
Speaker 1: I called her last year New Year's Eve. I was
Speaker 1: in Vermont. I had a fever dream on New Year's Eve.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, it's starting in three days.
Speaker 1: I need people to talk about what I need to
Speaker 1: do a podcast. I'd never met Katie. I had a
Speaker 1: phone call with her. By that Thursday we had this podcast.
Speaker 1: The song was made. You were one of our first guests.
Speaker 1: I believe paget and and look, I mean this truly
Speaker 1: to the first episode party did this is truly, this
Speaker 1: is truly the most important thing in my life, including
Speaker 1: my family members like this means more to me than
Speaker 1: my family, and you were like beaming. I feel crazy.
Speaker 1: And it was when I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you were born to do this. When that man serenaded
Speaker 1: me my song. And then what was exciting when the
Speaker 1: when the people were at the stand up club in
Speaker 1: India at Crackers Indianapolis downtown, they started singing. They started
Speaker 1: singing the song they flew in from DC, So sing
Speaker 1: this song. Okay, so we're doing God's work, you guys.
Speaker 1: I get a lot of lesbos in my front road deeming.
Speaker 1: I listen to sports without balls. That's different. It's a
Speaker 1: little different because the voices a little bit has another podcast. Okay,
Speaker 1: Olivia twenty five apparel sales representative Anchorge Alaska. She's a cute,
Speaker 1: as is Rachel. They're both cute. I think they're both cute.
Speaker 1: But I don't think he's gonna go he has a
Speaker 1: specific type. But if you're going to pick a woman
Speaker 1: of color, which one are you picking? But see, that's
Speaker 1: a production question and we're never gonna be able to
Speaker 1: answer it until we see which of them is crazy,
Speaker 1: because it's gonna be the producers who withhold their pick
Speaker 1: rate right that are going to say, we've already been
Speaker 1: lambasted by the A L you and so we need
Speaker 1: to keep ladies of color. But they're gonna see who
Speaker 1: is more provocative or gets girls to five I'm gonna
Speaker 1: keep Olivia. I think Olivia this one. I'm putting Olivia
Speaker 1: as a maybe. How tall is Nick? He looks pretty
Speaker 1: tall because she's so short. At least Olivia's five seven.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like five to Jonah Ray knows somebody that knows him,
Speaker 1: Katie six. Yeah. Yeah, and didn't Deanna say she was
Speaker 1: going to watch this year? Jonas lady? I'm five seven,
Speaker 1: so I have no like I don't even have like
Speaker 1: above me. It's just it's just tall, and it's just tall.
Speaker 1: How tall are you, Paget, I'm five eight? Is that
Speaker 1: hard as an actress? Sometimes? Yeah? You have to wear
Speaker 1: flats because because a lot of times I'll be if
Speaker 1: I wear heels, and I'll be taller because you wear
Speaker 1: a heel. Well, that's nice. Although you know, the older
Speaker 1: I get, the less I need to wear them. I'm
Speaker 1: confident in my sexual sexualness, sexual sexiness, sexiness, sex How
Speaker 1: confident I am? You could rock a croc that's how
Speaker 1: good looking you are? Well, now, no one can do that,
Speaker 1: but can't I do inside my apartment? Yeah? I have
Speaker 1: dark blue crock I've used to have. I've had clogs
Speaker 1: in my day. Okay, and then we have Raven, twenty
Speaker 1: five fashion Potico owner from Arkansas and Sarah, twenty six
Speaker 1: grad school teacher. Uh great school teacher, Newport Beach. I
Speaker 1: think Sarah has a chance. She looks so cute. I
Speaker 1: think maybe too cute. You Raven's page doesn't work on
Speaker 1: the website. You mean, look, what do you mean? Which
Speaker 1: can I say? Some only one? Eyes are too far
Speaker 1: apart that I'm putting Sarah down. I'm putting Sarah do.
Speaker 1: I don't feel you could be named Raven and be
Speaker 1: in the final three, you know, I mean so Ven
Speaker 1: that's right, that's one because I don't think they're his type.
Speaker 1: But they look like very genuinely, look, they look too nice,
Speaker 1: Like he needs someone who's going to be kind. Sarah
Speaker 1: could be a bit. Sarah could be like, um, you know,
Speaker 1: to see you know, like I think she could be
Speaker 1: tiny and like what the fuck? You know? Like you
Speaker 1: you fingered me by the fountain hashtag moves in the
Speaker 1: Moon by the foul in the moment, hooked up with
Speaker 1: them in Mexico and cried when she didn't get a ring.
Speaker 1: That's who he didn't Who he stood up was boobs
Speaker 1: in the moon figured by the fountains. Finger by the fountain. Okay,
Speaker 1: then we have Sarah, Sarah, I'm gonna put her under
Speaker 1: Craig Craig finger. So that's Sarah fingered by the fountain
Speaker 1: that we have fo Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Whose dream isn't it to be figured by a fountain?
Speaker 1: Come on, god, finger, I'm gonna get Leslie Stall doesn't
Speaker 1: want to be figured by the not again, not again,
Speaker 1: not again. Susannah twenty six, account manager from San Diego.
Speaker 1: She's she looks like a dark haired Ricky lind Home.
Speaker 1: I don't know that, Susannah. Oh gosh, you're right she does. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Ricky from gar Funk. Oh yeah, she's like a dark
Speaker 1: haired Ricky and another period. And she looks a little bit.
Speaker 1: She looks a little bit like Ricky lind Home, but
Speaker 1: with brown Harris maybe an? Is she an Asian? Ricky
Speaker 1: lightly Asian's Okay, she's she's some racial Susannah could go
Speaker 1: and then Taylor twenty three, mental health counselor. Taylor looks
Speaker 1: like she could beat the ship out of him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's not gonna go far, but is Susannah is Ricky Lindo?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go how far is she's gonna go just
Speaker 1: I like those two. I like some. I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think Taylor is going to make it all
Speaker 1: the way to the boat. And how old is Susannah?
Speaker 1: I think I think Ricky Lindom stands a chance. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think Susannah looks too smart to fall
Speaker 1: for Nick. Now they'll all fall there on the show.
Speaker 1: They know they're no. That's a competition. Vanessa twenty nine,
Speaker 1: special ed teacher for a marial Kid at Catada and
Speaker 1: Whitney Plates instructor. She is picked to win it. I
Speaker 1: think you're right. I already wrote her down. She is
Speaker 1: my pick to win it. Okay, God bless you. You
Speaker 1: just actually my hair stand on my arms again. Wins it?
Speaker 1: And you know when I knew that full body pose,
Speaker 1: something about the way she's posed her little feets, it's
Speaker 1: just given me. She to me is hands down. She's
Speaker 1: the one who goes. I need to see something. I
Speaker 1: think she looks smoldering. I think she's beautiful. You can
Speaker 1: kill it in a twister game. Don't know if she's
Speaker 1: She is smart enough to know he's a bullshit artist.
Speaker 1: So I feel like they might end up together. I
Speaker 1: like it. I like all those things she's which is
Speaker 1: that's probably what he wants. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: so we have our whittle down list. I'm going to
Speaker 1: do so the three okay, So here's Whitney. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: popping that hip. There's something about that to me that
Speaker 1: told me. And she's my winner. Okay, who are the
Speaker 1: other two? Okay? So this is Vanessa? Does anybody have Vanessa?
Speaker 1: Hold on? So are we making are we coming up
Speaker 1: with a final three together? Final three? Oh? That's good
Speaker 1: to final three? I thought we were doing Final three
Speaker 1: together together? In individually, we picked our finals and then
Speaker 1: maybe as a team we get to maybe maybe each
Speaker 1: get him, and then we get a team votue. Okay,
Speaker 1: what teams I'm like, and we get we get we
Speaker 1: each Wow, no way to pick me? What do you
Speaker 1: mean teams? So? Oh you mean you two against us? No? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: we each get them, and then the podcast gets one.
Speaker 1: So we each get our own individual ones. And then
Speaker 1: we as a podcast need to come up with a
Speaker 1: podcast list. Are we never? Are we going to agree
Speaker 1: on three people? Let's see if we can. Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't think that's gonna Okay, let's let's just you know
Speaker 1: what instead of that, let's just do AiZ all right,
Speaker 1: so the podcast, Okay, already have definite Craig rays, but
Speaker 1: I don't have anyone definite in my okay really, So
Speaker 1: here's Susanna a full body. Here's Susanna full body, she's
Speaker 1: getting my pick. Here's a question mark. And here's the thing,
Speaker 1: by the way, I just want to I just want
Speaker 1: to clarify. I I what I was judging when I
Speaker 1: saw these pictures was how they stood speaking to what
Speaker 1: their personalities are not this one's got good hips. They
Speaker 1: all are gorgeous. Young women are all you know, perfect,
Speaker 1: I know they're so like. I mean, this is even
Speaker 1: This is Rachel. Does anybody have Rachel down? Okay, this
Speaker 1: is Olivia. Olivia was a question mark. I'm going to
Speaker 1: take Olivia off. That doesn't look confident Olivia. Olivia? Which
Speaker 1: one was? Olivia doesn't look confident enough? By the way,
Speaker 1: Sarah was FBF, she's I just took Sara. She's okay. Michelle.
Speaker 1: Here's Michelle. I like Michelle. I like Michelle too, But
Speaker 1: for me, do you like Michelle? I don't think he'll
Speaker 1: I think this one Laurence. Lauren is d lawnline Lauren.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I had a Lauren for maybe let me
Speaker 1: you do Lauren. Lauren was my high Maybe. I think
Speaker 1: hold On really got to whittle this down. This is tough, okay,
Speaker 1: so okay. So then we have this is the lazy,
Speaker 1: this is a good star of David. Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's not the create one. No, she's I think she'll
Speaker 1: make it. I think that Lacy will make it far,
Speaker 1: but not top three. Okay. Then we have who are you? Oh,
Speaker 1: she's really posing? That's pageant that's pageant training right there.
Speaker 1: That's who Christina seen her on my list of maybe
Speaker 1: I don't know if she's still here. We go is
Speaker 1: that Josephine? She wins when Josephine is the unemployed nurse?
Speaker 1: Unemployed nurse? Which which is which is valid? What did
Speaker 1: you say? How many do you was? Do you have? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like if you can't get a job as a nurse,
Speaker 1: what have you done? Yeah? I agree, So she should
Speaker 1: be like aspiring nurse, you know what I mean, like inspiring.
Speaker 1: Jasmin is adorable, but I don't think she's gonna win.
Speaker 1: So she's a dancer's um Okay, okay, you covered up.
Speaker 1: Jasmine is adorable, but she covered up? No, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's another feeling that what's what was that? What's her name?
Speaker 1: Then we have that's Jasmine. This is Jamie Jamie. I'm
Speaker 1: like crick Cray. Okay, this feels crazy. Marie, Marie Ida,
Speaker 1: Marie just sounds like Joseph Marie. I mean, why couldn't
Speaker 1: have just been sounds like she's gotten to a fight
Speaker 1: with me. She guys were right about this. She's Haley.
Speaker 1: Haley is number one, Craig c I have Haley is
Speaker 1: crazy Hayley, Karin and josephine as winning as my top
Speaker 1: three crazy on my top three. You don't think I
Speaker 1: had Marie fights with meat bolts. Okay, so this is
Speaker 1: this is Elizabeth w I don't I'm gonna take her
Speaker 1: off on my list. Elizabeth. Oh I wanted Liz. No, no, no, Elizabeth.
Speaker 1: Liz is the brunette. Yeah, that was Liz. The blonde
Speaker 1: was Elizabeth, it says Liz. Wait a minute, but she
Speaker 1: was identified earlier as they're making Yeah, he on the
Speaker 1: is Liz. Okay, so what are we going to going
Speaker 1: to going with the blonde? Is the doula, so we
Speaker 1: should pick So that's wrong because that's that's magazine, that's
Speaker 1: rights Veggie, and all right if the blonde is a Duela,
Speaker 1: no brown hair, brown hairs, think Liz, Yeah the up,
Speaker 1: I'm putting her in my top. So they put the
Speaker 1: wrong information. They flipped to the Elizabeth. So are you
Speaker 1: doing blonde or brunette? Brunette? Is the brunette? Liz Liz
Speaker 1: A those weird, you know. But there's something, there's something,
Speaker 1: there's something. I'm not putting her on. I removed her.
Speaker 1: Well there's another okay, wait, so then we have Oh
Speaker 1: she's cute, okay, Dominique, Dominique, cute, cute. I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: Dominique go on. I didn't put her on. She's got
Speaker 1: a sassy foot point. Okay, Yeah, this is Danielle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's not gonna go for her. He's not gonna go
Speaker 1: for her. We want Katie wants Danielle. I like daniel
Speaker 1: I think this one's in it to win it. Look
Speaker 1: at that post, Danielle. Hell, I'm putting her on there. Yes,
Speaker 1: I have yes for her. Let me see that Danielle.
Speaker 1: Danielle L I think she was a strong I think
Speaker 1: she's in it. Boy, this is tough, guys. Karine, that's Karine.
Speaker 1: She's gonna be crazy. She's in my top three crazy,
Speaker 1: right is crazy. She looks like she thinks she's a
Speaker 1: superhero's wearing a bathing suit. That I love it too.
Speaker 1: I like Karine. Yeah, she's gonna hate. She's gonna be
Speaker 1: mean to the other girls, the other girl. She's not
Speaker 1: gonna be for the other girls. Um. Then we have here,
Speaker 1: we have Chris Kristen, and then we have which is
Speaker 1: very Brittany, Brittany. Yeah, I still have Brittany. I think Brittany.
Speaker 1: I think Brittany will go far. I don't think so. Okay,
Speaker 1: wait Brianna. And then we have Astrid. Astrid's building owners
Speaker 1: and I can't get I can't get past the name.
Speaker 1: But I have her. Angela looks a lot like Caitlin
Speaker 1: in that photo. Maybe too much like Angela. I don't
Speaker 1: remember Angela. I had her as a no, I think,
Speaker 1: But let's cut there. Go back to Astrid for a second.
Speaker 1: Astrid's my number two. I think she's going to the
Speaker 1: final three. Let me see as Astrid's Astrod's got it.
Speaker 1: I've got like a five two Armenian woman named Astrid.
Speaker 1: It's like my building owner and I can't I can't
Speaker 1: even look. Let's we forget and it's funny like judging
Speaker 1: someone based on their name. Right now, I just can't
Speaker 1: get past it. I don't feel any closer. I've got
Speaker 1: it down to four in my book, me too, What
Speaker 1: do you have? Although you know you're gonna this is crazy,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna there's a curveball. But Vanessa from Montreal, she
Speaker 1: speaks French. I bet she speaks French and he's going
Speaker 1: to be wowed by that. But it will make it
Speaker 1: will take her all the way. Okay, alright, let's so
Speaker 1: what are we? What are we doing now? Now? Do
Speaker 1: our top three? We do our top three in our
Speaker 1: number one? Crazy? This also looks we look like a
Speaker 1: war room right now. If people have any addicture of
Speaker 1: going through the iPhones, computers, notes, photos, it looks like
Speaker 1: we're hunting someone down. This is what pilots this like.
Speaker 1: We audition for everything all the time, and then they'd
Speaker 1: be like no, like her torso is too long? Right?
Speaker 1: Everyone judges us, yeah, and inevitably will be wrong just
Speaker 1: like they are. Of course we are, unless you book it.
Speaker 1: I can't remember now that what I was looking at
Speaker 1: Like now, I was like, oh, that's it for sure.
Speaker 1: Now I don't even remember. I stepped outside of myself
Speaker 1: and I've realized I'm looking at names that I have
Speaker 1: no idea what they linked to. I don't either. I
Speaker 1: don't know who's who. Shoot, Okay, I'm so overwhelmed. I
Speaker 1: liked I like to blonde, but I don't think he's
Speaker 1: gonna go for so I got it. I feel like
Speaker 1: number one was that Whitney. Six. I have six. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna narrow down by name. Okay,
Speaker 1: so Whitney. This is very challengeing. Don't the same? Nobody
Speaker 1: hasn't exciting hair, Like I need a cocktail. I'm stressed out.
Speaker 1: Oh I wish we were drinking. Oh my god, why
Speaker 1: aren't we drinking? Why aren't we drinking? I swear your god,
Speaker 1: we emailed her drink words. Oh my god, guys, we
Speaker 1: need to bring alcohol and uber to this podcast. There
Speaker 1: is booze in here. Yeah, why don't we? We gotta
Speaker 1: do one that's a little drunk. Okay, I'm picking Whitney.
Speaker 1: I am wait, Whitney, show me Whitney. Which one's Whitney
Speaker 1: your favorite? Oh? My favorite? Shootn't it Whitney to win?
Speaker 1: She's one of my picks too, all right? And then
Speaker 1: I think I'm picking Danielle. I gotta find her. Daniel's
Speaker 1: right up there for me. No, see Danielle M or
Speaker 1: Danielle L. Danielle L was a good one. Well, you
Speaker 1: guys like Lauren. You guys liked Lauren? Am I am?
Speaker 1: I right? Did somebody want to Lauren? I did? I did.
Speaker 1: But I don't think you'll go for her. I think
Speaker 1: I want Lauren, but I don't. You're right. I think
Speaker 1: it's just the blonde thing. I don't think he's going
Speaker 1: to go for I'd like to put in my second,
Speaker 1: second pick. Second first pick for Rob is first pick
Speaker 1: with Whitney Whitney, second pick for Rob. No, this is
Speaker 1: you're going to disagree with me on this because you
Speaker 1: have her in Craig Cray. But I from the from
Speaker 1: the beginning, and really I think it's me like, I know,
Speaker 1: you know what I just put. Haley is my number three.
Speaker 1: Haley number three, because I think she's crazy. She's my number.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. She had a sassy post. I
Speaker 1: think she's got something going on. All right, I think
Speaker 1: we might actually have a team. Agree. Okay, I'm not
Speaker 1: agree with Haley. Whitney Haley. Oh yeah, I'm definitely putting
Speaker 1: Danielle this one. Look at that pose. Daniel is good.
Speaker 1: There's a show Astrid and Brittany. I just pulled up Brittany.
Speaker 1: I think Brittany. Let me see. I think Brittany. I
Speaker 1: think he's gonna think her hair is too short, and
Speaker 1: I think he likes that long hair. Oh here's this one, Asterid.
Speaker 1: Let me see. Astrid's sixty five year old Armenian. He's
Speaker 1: not going to go for her. This is a strong break.
Speaker 1: We've got Karin, who's gonna who's in in the top
Speaker 1: for crazy, and Danielle has got something going on. I
Speaker 1: agree with you. I'm gonna do Danielle. I'm gonna do Whitney,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna do Crazy Haley. I've got Whitney Haley
Speaker 1: and Astrid, ladies and gentlemen Haley. And why I have
Speaker 1: Whitney Astrid Haley. So you and I are a team.
Speaker 1: I have Whitney Haley Danielle, which is basically boobs in
Speaker 1: the Moonlight part Deuce I'm doing this one. It's out,
Speaker 1: you know Pilates instructor, you know Whitneys. Whitney is going
Speaker 1: to the end. Do we all? Are we all in
Speaker 1: agree and that this is number one? Is everyone number one?
Speaker 1: Whitney will be? Are you will anybody off the track?
Speaker 1: Three different ones? Number one, I'm number one. I'm putting
Speaker 1: art in, I'm putting Paget And are we doing him
Speaker 1: in order? No? No, this is this, Yeah, we're doing
Speaker 1: him in order, Katie, I don't really have them. You
Speaker 1: needed in order? Is it number one? You? Is it
Speaker 1: number one? Is it number? Because this need to pick
Speaker 1: a top and then you can pick the other two.
Speaker 1: But who's number one? Who's gonna win? Who else? Is
Speaker 1: it between you? Just? Who are your other two? You
Speaker 1: get your two and three? Who's like Danielle l On
Speaker 1: there too? Like I don't have astrod On. I don't either.
Speaker 1: I have my number two. This is number two, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is number two Haley for Haley. That's my number three. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be my I don't know. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's your number three. This is number three, Paget and
Speaker 1: I will date it. I will date it. No, my
Speaker 1: name is Rob, not Haley. I just want to just down.
Speaker 1: Are we doing? Craig didn't hear what your name was.
Speaker 1: I'm so I've been trying to ask you for Yeah,
Speaker 1: though it is Rob. It's because a lot of people
Speaker 1: call me Haley, but it's everybody calls you Haley. So
Speaker 1: I just just on the streets. Okay, um, Anna, who's
Speaker 1: your number one? Yes? Okay, Vanessa, let somebody find Vanessa
Speaker 1: for Anna. Let's find Vanessa. Okay, real wild card? I
Speaker 1: like wild cards. Yeah, that's your number one. That's your
Speaker 1: number one, Vanessa. I tell you, I don't. I think
Speaker 1: she probably has like a list. He has a speech impediment.
Speaker 1: Maybe they'll be perfect. Okay, this is number one for Anna.
Speaker 1: I feel its okay, here's number one. Okay, yes, Katie
Speaker 1: Danielle Danielle him is ye. See My reasoning is she
Speaker 1: she's a widow. Do you want Yeah? And he has
Speaker 1: been rejected so many times they kind of have this.
Speaker 1: I think she is the cutest. I think she's so pretty.
Speaker 1: I feel if you think she's gonna win, she's a widow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's so super cute. Interre she is? She thought she's cute.
Speaker 1: You think he wants larger knocks. I think so, I mean,
Speaker 1: he doesn't seem like the most you know. I think
Speaker 1: she lost her fiance. She's not a widow, but still,
Speaker 1: that's that's enough. Anybody. Wait, she didn't get enough time
Speaker 1: to start to hate him. Okay, okay, sucks, poor girl. Okay, minute,
Speaker 1: who are we looking for you? What number? That's my winner?
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, one at a time, one second,
Speaker 1: number one. So this is number one for Katie. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so I will I will date it. So we have
Speaker 1: top Craig. Here's top Craig we have? Okay, so I've
Speaker 1: picked my number one on my number three, pages picked
Speaker 1: her number one and her number three. Who's your number two?
Speaker 1: My number two is Astrid right here? I think that's
Speaker 1: my number. That's my number three. Okay, Oh so it's
Speaker 1: my number two. If you want to deal on a
Speaker 1: building in Los Felis, you call Astrid. She is not
Speaker 1: making the cut on the show. I'm Nania right now. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So here's this is a dude that you know? Now
Speaker 1: it says my sweet little Armenian lady building. Oh that's
Speaker 1: right here, she's the best. Oh god, you know what
Speaker 1: if you get emails or tweets from fans with their
Speaker 1: top three picks, can we write them down and see
Speaker 1: if see if a fan wins like all the way one,
Speaker 1: two three? Is that possible? I don't know how many
Speaker 1: people we can keep you know? How about this? How
Speaker 1: about this? Text us photos and play at home? Text
Speaker 1: us photos this week of your picks, so we have
Speaker 1: it with a date texted so it was logged into
Speaker 1: our system. We'll put them on our Facebook page. And
Speaker 1: then you can be self tracking and you let us
Speaker 1: know if and when you win. Yes, that would be great.
Speaker 1: And then and you can email us at Rose Podcast
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. Write it down, take a photo
Speaker 1: and send so either text us or email us your
Speaker 1: photos um um at Arte Marine hashtag w y a
Speaker 1: t R hashtag w y a t R at Arte
Speaker 1: Marine or Rose Podcast at Gmail. We will put it
Speaker 1: on our Facebook page and we will log in and
Speaker 1: we'll have the thing away. So I just need to
Speaker 1: pick my final number three, which is either has anybody's
Speaker 1: seen Susannah? I was looking for she's my three. I
Speaker 1: don't know, she's my wild card one three. I was
Speaker 1: thinking about Susannah too, which was oh there she is?
Speaker 1: That her as a full Now which one? Yeah, she's cute?
Speaker 1: Is Ricky lintom okay? Oh I don't think he will.
Speaker 1: I don't think I think your wild card number three
Speaker 1: wild card? Did I do it? Daniel? And then what's
Speaker 1: our Craig cry list? Our Craig Craiz is obviously the
Speaker 1: aspiring Josephine and also and also she also Haley. I
Speaker 1: put Haley Craig Craiz. I've got Haley down there too.
Speaker 1: She's also Corina Karine. And and oh idam coming at
Speaker 1: you with a bag of meat balls? Is Karine? I
Speaker 1: would think it was Karinne Karina, Karina, Karina, Karin Karin Karina,
Speaker 1: not Craig Craig. She can't even find these people that
Speaker 1: you picked, Aaron Ontario. Now, what's at steak here? Are
Speaker 1: just our respect the security of the world? What is
Speaker 1: that steakcare for electoral votes? Anna went for Vanessa for
Speaker 1: number one special ed teacher. Yes, Vanessa is the wild card. Seriously,
Speaker 1: you're so often the marked here, it's embarrassing. Where's embarrassing?
Speaker 1: You pick number three? Aaron? This is yours. You went
Speaker 1: for Susanna right now, that's my wild card. I've written
Speaker 1: down mine and written down right now, I don't we
Speaker 1: have all of Anna's. We don't have all of Anna's.
Speaker 1: And Katie and Katie, what are yours? Wait? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: okay yeah, put him on here? You you can add
Speaker 1: him onto. Here's our stack is Adam, and use the hart,
Speaker 1: use the mark is. I just want to see it.
Speaker 1: This is the worst podcast. Is anybody still listening? I
Speaker 1: don't know if you're still listening to still listening? Merry Christmas?
Speaker 1: We were so excited. Can I read something to you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: now that we've made some picks, Okay, So this here,
Speaker 1: in this little thing, it just gives a little like
Speaker 1: what you might expect and when people are ready, I
Speaker 1: want to read. Okay, Rob is kind of well, you
Speaker 1: guys are discussing. Rob is going to read something that
Speaker 1: he's prepared for us, and I haven't prepared it. I
Speaker 1: just noticed it and it's where is this from? This
Speaker 1: is from the ABC site? Okay, So it just like
Speaker 1: gives you like it's a stage reading you're doing right now? Yes, God, Rusty,
Speaker 1: nobody's listening. Not under school, No, no, not to me.
Speaker 1: I was saying to this podcast The Bachelors Season two
Speaker 1: contestins know how to make an entrance. Sarah, a Bubbli
Speaker 1: school teacher, runs up the driveway and sneakers to make
Speaker 1: a point. Despite Nick's past with batchelort, Andy Dorfman and
Speaker 1: Caitlin Bristow, he isn't a runner up in her eyes.
Speaker 1: Christmas Jasmine g shows up confidence confidently with Neia Lane
Speaker 1: so she could show Nick what engagement ring she prefers.
Speaker 1: Vanessa uses her multi lingual skills in French and Italian
Speaker 1: to impress the bachelor. Alexis shows off her exuberant side,
Speaker 1: not to mention a quirky obsession when she rolls up
Speaker 1: decked out as a dolphin. Liz is the woman with
Speaker 1: a past with Nick. Liz Yeah, says Liz is the
Speaker 1: woman with the past with Nick. But what is she
Speaker 1: hiding and what is her endgame? Wa Man, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have picked chan it change it, that's the beauty of it. No,
Speaker 1: But I can tell you the one that is Liz
Speaker 1: that they're saying is Liz is the blonde one. You
Speaker 1: want the brunette. I want the doula, But I think
Speaker 1: the doula is actually the blonde. I think the website
Speaker 1: is wrong, the chemistry between Nick and Vanessa. I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have picked a top three that has the past.
Speaker 1: I would really Yeah, she had the past. Caitlin at
Speaker 1: the past to Nick, he made it all the way
Speaker 1: to the end. That's true. If you've if you've got
Speaker 1: humpy fever, you're gonna want to get at it again.
Speaker 1: I want to pick the blonde. I love it, everything
Speaker 1: that comes out of your mind. You I'm changing. I'm
Speaker 1: going to take off my numb or three. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put it up, whichever the blonde one is, Liz or Elizabeth.
Speaker 1: I'm putting the blonde Elizabeth. Okay, that's your number three,
Speaker 1: that's my number three. Let me mark this blonde Elizabeth
Speaker 1: blond whatever lizard Liz I'm doing. Do you think we
Speaker 1: should go? Carolyn? Before I leave, I feel like, oh,
Speaker 1: your number three is Anna's number one? You're what are
Speaker 1: you doing? Blonde? Elizabeth or brunette Elizabeth brue? Now? I
Speaker 1: want blonde. I want blonde. What happens for you? Oh
Speaker 1: you know what, She's number two. I'm switching my I'm moving.
Speaker 1: My number two is going to be Danielle l al Right,
Speaker 1: can I may I have a piece of this paper
Speaker 1: that will be taped to this We're all going to
Speaker 1: write okay, you're right, Okay, okay, you're right, and then
Speaker 1: this will be taped to this one. We'll pass it on.
Speaker 1: You write it on, okay, so write it here, use
Speaker 1: the market, but you're use the market. Write it and
Speaker 1: pass it you guys. Has anybody ever said anything to
Speaker 1: you that they've heard you on this podcast? Yes, I
Speaker 1: at convention, so we do. I do, like, you know,
Speaker 1: eighteen to twenty conventions a year, and uh lately, when
Speaker 1: you're on stage, you know, the the Q and A right,
Speaker 1: people ask questions or whatever. And I've had people like
Speaker 1: tell me that they're big fans of the show, of
Speaker 1: this podcast and ask questions about truly the greatest thing
Speaker 1: that's ever Like you know that this podcast is truly Honestly,
Speaker 1: I feel closer to you guys than I feel to
Speaker 1: my own mother. I don't know if I made these
Speaker 1: uh these if ever, if I spelled them correctly. Okay.
Speaker 1: One time someone came up to me on the street
Speaker 1: and they're like, do you, um, thank you? Do you
Speaker 1: do a podcast? And I was like, wait for it.
Speaker 1: They're like about forest fires, and they punched me in
Speaker 1: the face and they kept walking. Uh so I have
Speaker 1: not been recognized. I don't leave the house. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's that's that's a testament to how much I care
Speaker 1: about you guys. And I am here for this. Otherwise
Speaker 1: I just am home watching TV. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: like it. Why don't I don't like to leave the house.
Speaker 1: So so, no, no one's walked up to me. And
Speaker 1: I only tweet when I've been drinking a little bit
Speaker 1: too much, and I ever read anyone into answers, so
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm sure people love me on this podcast. Well,
Speaker 1: I whispers, and I immediately responded that I was going
Speaker 1: to go to the Mountdown Nerd mount party here, I mean,
Speaker 1: like yes, And then they got a text right when
Speaker 1: it started. I was like, guys, I'm in my sweatpants,
Speaker 1: I'm knee deep in my couch. I am not leaving
Speaker 1: this house until the podcast. I'll see you on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna happen. Chips in, okay, going anywhere? Okay,
Speaker 1: Blonde Elizabeth, Blonde Elizabeth, and then you're their first name
Speaker 1: is blonde Elizabeth. She's making a point. But that's what
Speaker 1: everyone else is gonna say. People are gonna be seeing that.
Speaker 1: So I wonder if someone's gonna be calling that one
Speaker 1: woman food truck. Yeah, I mean there's gonna be Dolphin
Speaker 1: Lady trucks on the group date. I don't have a chance,
Speaker 1: un unemployed nurse. And then the craze the top createz
Speaker 1: Jo Span and then we also think of Haley and
Speaker 1: I would give ye crazy. I just already want to
Speaker 1: pass forward to the end to see what. I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: Remember our picks last year, and we watched the first
Speaker 1: episode and they were like a couple of people that
Speaker 1: we thought were like what we thought, Yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 1: we didn't keep notes. Can we do one more? Can
Speaker 1: we just really quick? Everyone picked the one that's going
Speaker 1: to get time. Absolutely the same as Craig Josephine. No
Speaker 1: red wine, here's a pen. These meat balls get soaked
Speaker 1: in red wine or had to do it myself. That's
Speaker 1: so Ida Marie Raven, Raven has been eliminated from the website.
Speaker 1: Maybe Raven gets hammer time. It's Raven. Yeah, what happened
Speaker 1: to Raven? What do you talk? Okay? Now, Katie and Anna,
Speaker 1: you're all you're all getting your things in there. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna read before we go off air. So please email
Speaker 1: us at Rose podcast at gmail dot com, send us
Speaker 1: the photos of your top three and your crazy Craig
Speaker 1: pick the winner. I don't know what you get. What
Speaker 1: are they gonna get? We'll make you, will make you anything.
Speaker 1: We'll make a T shirt and we'll give you maybe
Speaker 1: by the end of the season, we'll have t shirts
Speaker 1: and we'll send you a T shirt sound and we'll
Speaker 1: sign it for you. There we go. How about that?
Speaker 1: Or we'll make you one with markers and and we'll
Speaker 1: make you one out of there that has not been addressed?
Speaker 1: What and I have it and it's been fascinated me.
Speaker 1: When it was announced that it would be Nick Vile, Yes,
Speaker 1: my husband lost his mind and he said, this guy's
Speaker 1: already dated three womens, just been on three series. What
Speaker 1: he has got to go? Why would they choose this guy?
Speaker 1: And so Steve went on Instagram talk to me and
Speaker 1: found all of these pictures of Nick Vile with Elon Gale,
Speaker 1: who is the executive producer of all of these shows,
Speaker 1: and they're out together all the time, all year round.
Speaker 1: So Steve's theory is Ellen was like also tired. I
Speaker 1: do this show. I do episode after I do like
Speaker 1: series after series of show. I'm just gonna make it
Speaker 1: my buddy, like they're actually buddies. But I love him
Speaker 1: for it because I think Nick Vile is twisted. I
Speaker 1: think something's wrong with him. I think he's the best
Speaker 1: bachelor choice into years and years. I think that I
Speaker 1: think they thought Jojo was going to be fun. I
Speaker 1: think coming up Ben with such a dud. Caleb is great,
Speaker 1: Ben with such a dud. I thought they thought that
Speaker 1: Jojo would be fun, but then her season sucked. It
Speaker 1: was so and she was a dud that I think
Speaker 1: they were like, Luke is gonna be too earnest, we
Speaker 1: gotta get crazy Nick Vile, Andy, it's got to be
Speaker 1: someone with some dirt, like some He's smart. You can
Speaker 1: tell he's not a dummy. He's smart. He's broken in
Speaker 1: some way. He's broken and broken in pretty much everyone.
Speaker 1: You play with your hair and say at the same time,
Speaker 1: it's really any and he's so broken, he so smart.
Speaker 1: I like him, though, I was excited, I think and
Speaker 1: that when you meet his family, who actually seems like cool,
Speaker 1: I think you can see, like, what have we made?
Speaker 1: What have we like, what have we done? I think
Speaker 1: like Mormon or something doesn't have like seventeen like brothers
Speaker 1: and sisters. I don't think so. And they're young, they're
Speaker 1: young siblings though they're little. I thought the family was
Speaker 1: so charming and Mormon. Okay, I'm gonna read our picks.
Speaker 1: Its found out that Isn't it weird when you find
Speaker 1: out someone that like you just didn't. Bryce Harper, center
Speaker 1: fielder for the Washington Nationals, huge baseball player, is Mormon.
Speaker 1: It just got married in front of like the big
Speaker 1: old Mormon church in San Diego and immediately was like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with Mormons. Every Mormon I
Speaker 1: ever met, even once that grew up and realized they
Speaker 1: were gay, they had to leave the church. They were devastated.
Speaker 1: They loved being Mormont. Do you guys? Every Mormon I
Speaker 1: know was very cool and children. Where is he from
Speaker 1: from Utah? Is he from Utah? I don't have a
Speaker 1: problem with so he's one of eleven A. That's the
Speaker 1: thing is that it is a shame. It's damn. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna like I just didn't see it coming, you know,
Speaker 1: when you're just like Nick is one of eleven. He's
Speaker 1: one of eleven. That's just wild Catholic. He's catholic. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's a part of a gay, right, he's got a
Speaker 1: gay brother. Out of ten, there's Garrett. One is probably
Speaker 1: a quarter year, there's another. That's how you do it? Um,
Speaker 1: all right, Okay, that's gonna be picked. Where basic insecurity
Speaker 1: comes from. Katie is picking number one, Danielle m number two,
Speaker 1: Suzanne number three, Danielle l a sandwich of Danielle's skating.
Speaker 1: It is daniel daniel s miss hashtag daniel hashtag finger
Speaker 1: in the found. Anna Anna is picking number one, Vanessa
Speaker 1: number two, Elizabeth Brunette, number three, Whitney strong good. I
Speaker 1: like that we're not all not all in agreement. Aaron
Speaker 1: is picking Brittany, Liz de Brunette, maybe Doula, but we
Speaker 1: don't know. Brunette, Liz three, Susannah wild Card, Caget going
Speaker 1: number one, Whitney number two, Asterrid uh Errands get you
Speaker 1: a house and feels, and number three Hayley. All right,
Speaker 1: we have rob going number one, Whitney, number two, Hayley,
Speaker 1: number three, Asterid, Robin Paget. Only you're almost like fraternal twins.
Speaker 1: I am going number one, Whitney number two, Blonde, Elizabeth
Speaker 1: number three, Danielle l alright, alright, pick, We're gonna put
Speaker 1: them up. We're gonna put the photos up. Won't the
Speaker 1: nerds at nerd Melt be so happy to see all
Speaker 1: the ladies of the Bachelor everywhere? When people ask me
Speaker 1: what he did today, Yeah, yeah, let's see I got
Speaker 1: some stuff done. Yeah, no, it truly I picked the
Speaker 1: final three. Can I just tell you? And this is
Speaker 1: not this is gonna sound so gross, but I did
Speaker 1: a play this fall with Steve Martin and there was
Speaker 1: a day where I had to go record bike podcast
Speaker 1: and someone was like, oh, you have a potties in
Speaker 1: front of him. And then I felt so confucause he's
Speaker 1: like fancy and like a New Yorker writer now and
Speaker 1: he's Steve Martin, you know, and nearly he's doing like plays.
Speaker 1: And I had to look him in the eye and
Speaker 1: be like, I host a podcast about the Bachelor franchise,
Speaker 1: like and he literally looked at I feel like I
Speaker 1: might have gone down a couple of pigs, but I
Speaker 1: felt like I gotta just be like, you need to
Speaker 1: know what you're dealing with and what you're dealing with
Speaker 1: is a fourteen year old girl. He was so excited
Speaker 1: to see Nick Vaels like two hours of pure joy.
Speaker 1: It's like his six pack Texedo vest. I need to
Speaker 1: go look at that. Also in this h climate we're
Speaker 1: in right now, where I turned on the news and
Speaker 1: it's the thing ever Captain Jack Sparrows a secretary of Defense,
Speaker 1: and I'm throwing myself off the balcony. Yeah that I
Speaker 1: need it. I need it more than ever. I need
Speaker 1: two hours of this. I just want to say, there
Speaker 1: is a part of me that really wants to apply
Speaker 1: to beyond as is I would I would like to
Speaker 1: see what they would do with somebody over the age
Speaker 1: of five, like a like a like a professional clown
Speaker 1: of like like I want that to be my I
Speaker 1: want it to be like like aspiring clown as like
Speaker 1: my thing, like just what they would do? What would
Speaker 1: they do? I want to be your handler. Hand have
Speaker 1: dreams that I've I have dreams that I've applied, and
Speaker 1: then I'm always frightened. Once I'm in, I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I actually applied, and now I can't leave
Speaker 1: this house in Calabasas. And it turns into an anxiety dream.
Speaker 1: My dream is to be the game. I want to
Speaker 1: be the game. Yeah, I just want to they're crying
Speaker 1: and then just really try to make out. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: want to write a movie called and it's a but
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. It's actually it's a kid's kids and
Speaker 1: it's about actually about a happy mall. Just a dancer,
Speaker 1: just a love to love to dance. What do you
Speaker 1: want to say? I feel like you have a nice
Speaker 1: closing thought here. You're looking thoughtful. No, I was just thinking.
Speaker 1: I remember a few seasons ago there was a female
Speaker 1: contestant that looked like a James Bond girl. She's absolutely
Speaker 1: gorgeously these cheekbones, and she got kicked off the show
Speaker 1: because she was fooling around with a producer. Do you
Speaker 1: remember that? I do remember that. And then they went
Speaker 1: and confronted her at the hotel and he was in
Speaker 1: her room and he jumped out the window and he
Speaker 1: broke both his life. How did I miss it? Many?
Speaker 1: Did I miss this? Wasn't didn't she didn't when she
Speaker 1: was accused of it, though, wasn't she like well? And
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison, I know you she like it was? It
Speaker 1: was crazy. It was years ago and I just was
Speaker 1: looking off wistfully into the corner of the studio, thinking,
Speaker 1: I think Nick Vile. I think this season, why be
Speaker 1: this season with the best season. I think some great
Speaker 1: things are going to happen, And I think this is
Speaker 1: exactly the the year coming up. We need, we need,
Speaker 1: and I can't guess what. I can't wait to be
Speaker 1: any of you fans foolish enough to make your way
Speaker 1: to on some unspecified date in Nashville, either in February
Speaker 1: or March the Chinese calendar. It is the year of
Speaker 1: the Bachelor. So you guys, this truly can not be
Speaker 1: a better holiday present for me. I can't. I just
Speaker 1: want to what. Happy anniversary, everybody? Happy? Thanks? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you guys are officially so far in that you're going
Speaker 1: to be in national sleeping in Wells's um like laundry room. Um.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna lead us out, you guys until oh
Speaker 1: are you guys available January three to start the season.
Speaker 1: So it's it starts. It starts Monday night, the second,
Speaker 1: So if you can meet the third, come in here
Speaker 1: we go. I'll see you all. So happy holidays, Happy holidays, everybody,
Speaker 1: Happy holidays. Until we meet again. Please serenade your drunk
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