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Speaker 1: So Nick is online eight Nick, a true true American.

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Speaker 1: Good Morning Nick? How are you? Good morning? Albums? How

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Speaker 1: of them go and sit in there and get lost.

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Speaker 1: So you know, do you agree with this statement, Rachel?

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Speaker 1: The more the higher that number, the more relaxed you are.

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Speaker 1: It's less that I have to be where I'm Yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: it's connected. It's connected to that. I mean, you don't

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Speaker 1: give a rest. I go to work, I take care

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Speaker 1: of my kids, I go home, and I go to that.

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Speaker 1: I don't care about the rest of it. Exactly right.

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Speaker 1: So it's texting in but it takes up all the

428
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Speaker 1: memory on your phone. If you don't delete them, I

429
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Speaker 1: don't whatever, then I'll throw the phone away. I don't

430
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Speaker 1: need to. I don't need, Rachel, I got this new iPhone.

431
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,359
Speaker 1: I got to twelve pro or whatever. This thing is.

432
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Speaker 1: Why there's nothing different on it. It's five G. I

433
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Speaker 1: don't leave the house. I used. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I don't need. I don't need five G. I have

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Speaker 1: Wi Fi and uh we we went to the entire

436
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Speaker 1: thing last night. Alex is like, let me help you

437
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Speaker 1: get your new phone done, so we do everything. The

438
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Speaker 1: only difference between yesterday and today with this new phone

439
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Speaker 1: is I don't have any passwords in here. I gotta

440
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Speaker 1: go try to remember passwords for things. If we're stupid,

441
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 1: don't buy a new phone. I'm done, Rachel, have a

442
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 1: beautiful day, you and your ninety eight thousand messages have

443
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 1: a great relaxing day. It was a fight, but it

444
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 1: really has nothing to do with reading the messages. It

445
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Speaker 1: has to do with having a zero on that counter

446
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Speaker 1: right frog Danielle gone, scary, Yeah, I get that bothers

447
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 1: me if I have any Yeah, I can't have any badges.

448
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Speaker 1: If you look, look, I have no badges on that screen,

449
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 1: and I have no badges on that screen. None zero

450
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Speaker 1: will look at you and I and it has to

451
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Speaker 1: stay at you. You are special. Wait, is there a

452
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Speaker 1: way to like just push a button and I can

453
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Speaker 1: delete everything? I don't know your emails? Yeah, I don't

454
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Speaker 1: think about it. We'll even think about just let them

455
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Speaker 1: roll if you don't even have to think about de

456
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Speaker 1: leaving them, detiate the whole roll at twenty three, twenty three, Jessica,

457
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Speaker 1: this is a great call. I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: believe you. Jessica, Is this is this fake news you're

459
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Speaker 1: about to give us? Uh? No, it doesn't matter. Everybody

460
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 1: makes fun of me to tell everyone what you have

461
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 1: in your phone right now about eight hundred twenty seven

462
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: thousand and five hundred four emails. You win, so you're

463
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:09,119
Speaker 1: not gonna be happy till you get a million, at

464
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Speaker 1: least a million. Then maybe I'll go clean it out.

465
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm trying to see how big that breath

466
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Speaker 1: bubble will go. It actually will show you six digits.

467
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,479
Speaker 1: Look at that, It's like you're waiting for your car

468
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Speaker 1: to roll over one hundred thousand miles right, It's like,

469
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: here we go. That's crazy. All right, well, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you for listening to us, Jessica. Have you and

471
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Speaker 1: your thousand messages have a great day. Damn. You know what,

472
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 1: if you have nothing to do this, we can start

473
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Speaker 1: reading them thousand. Can you imagine, Daniel, you're ready to go?

474
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Speaker 1: All right? All right, So Travis Scott has deleted his Instagram.

475
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Speaker 1: Why well, if you didn't know, he dressed up as

476
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Speaker 1: Batman for Halloween. But it was a brown Batman costume

477
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Speaker 1: and not the traditional black Batman costume. So of course

478
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 1: people started trolling him and saying stupid things like looks

479
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Speaker 1: like Batman if he drove for ups and so Travis

480
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,440
Speaker 1: didn't like all the comments and he decided this is

481
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 1: her just whatever, so he took it down, took down's Instagram.

482
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: For now, Miss Piggy is getting her own makeup collection,

483
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: lip Bombs Everyday, Blush set, and of course it's got

484
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 1: to be vegan and cruelty free because it is Miss Piggy.

485
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: You know, they do not test on frous They do

486
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: not appreciate that. Kendall Jenner took some heat for her

487
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: one hundred person the Halloween slash twenty fifth birthday party.

488
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 1: Now her mom is coming to her defense, saying, wait,

489
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:35,479
Speaker 1: everybody got tested a couple of days before it was safe.

490
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 1: We had safety measures in place, so whatever, exactly what

491
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 1: kind of an example are we studying? Anyway? And Jaden

492
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 1: Smiths showed up to the party in an oxygen mask

493
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 1: and he took total heat for that because people were like, really, dude,

494
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 1: that is not even funny. Not even funny. People are

495
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: dying all over the place wearing oxygen masks. Come on.

496
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Speaker 1: Cardi B has officially called off her divorce from Offset.

497
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Speaker 1: She filed the dismissal and she filed it, yes, so

498
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: she's saying it's without prejudice, which means that if she

499
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,880
Speaker 1: feels like it, she can refile at a later date.

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00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 1: So that's what's going on that exactly. So he needs

501
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: to be a little careful. Billie Eilish, you know she

502
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 1: has her James Bond theme for No Time to Die. Well,

503
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 1: she was not the first choice. Actually, she might not

504
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 1: have even been the second choice. There were a bunch

505
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: of people that wrote different songs that were in line,

506
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: and they didn't think her song was the right fit.

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00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 1: It first and then eventually they were convinced and said, Okay,

508
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: you know what, we're gonna go with this one. So

509
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 1: today is the day that you need to get out

510
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 1: to those polls and vote. What do I always say,

511
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: you can't bitch if you don't vote, So make sure

512
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: you're go out to vote today. I was checking out

513
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: Wicked on Broadway their Instagram page, and they did this

514
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: really cool mash up of a bunch of songs from

515
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: the show Wicked, including Defying Gravity from their Broadway show

516
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: and their touring show casts. And here's just a little clip.

517
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,239
Speaker 1: It's really cool, so check it out when you get

518
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: a chance. As long as us and that's why we

519
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: are God. It's so cute. You have to check it out.

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00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: You know what I miss? I missed sitting in a

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00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 1: theater and watching a musical. I missed that clang clang

522
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 1: clang with the trolley. Now I know me too, Me too,

523
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: Me and Saint Louis. Sorry, don't you miss going to

524
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Speaker 1: the theater. When I was watching that last night, I

525
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: was getting goosebumps. I'm like, this is so cool. So

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00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: if you get a chance to go check it out

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Speaker 1: their Instagram page. The Wicked, the music, Supid Pandemic, I

528
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 1: Hate You and so you know James Ken and Brad

529
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: they are some of the biggest earners in the history

530
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: of Jeopardy. So now they're going to be on a

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Speaker 1: new show called The Chase. They're gonna take turns as

532
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: the Chaser. So what it is is they're going to

533
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:06,280
Speaker 1: go up against other contestants and it's basically who has

534
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 1: more brain power and who can answer these questions the quickest.

535
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Speaker 1: They're going to try to keep people from winning a

536
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 1: lot of money. So that's it would be an interesting show.

537
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 1: And tonight on television, it's just election coverage all over

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00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 1: the place. So if you need a break, go over

539
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: to Netflix, you know, go someplace else and just take

540
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 1: a little bit of a breather, because that's really what

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00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna get on all your major networks tonight. And

542
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Speaker 1: that is my Danielle Report. Thank you, Danielle. Hey, I

543
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 1: said something earlier this break, and I want you to

544
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: look it up because you're our fact finder. Gandhi, Okay,

545
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: I don't give a rat's ass. Where did that come from? Okay? Right?

546
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: Why a rat? Yeah? I mean it's this term I've

547
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: heard my entire life I don't where did it come from.

548
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: I don't give a rat's ass. Well, allegedly, I'm gonna

549
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: have to dig deeper into this, but it says an

550
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: ancient Greek time people would sacrifice rats asses to the gods.

551
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: If someone didn't sacrifice any rats ass, then it was

552
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 1: said that they didn't care about the gods. How do

553
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: you sacrifice a rat's ass? Just the ass? Slice it off?

554
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 1: Oh boy. A lot of people are texting in their

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00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: in line to vote. There are long lines. Good, you

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00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 1: know what, Thank you for going to make these lines long.

557
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,239
Speaker 1: You get out there and you vote, and it's use

558
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 1: your day. If if if your boss gets mad at you,

559
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: you know, screw them, you know, just vote, get out there,

560
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: do your thing. What scary? Are they inline? Or online? I? Whatever?

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00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: Are you really want to have this? Fine? Fine, I'm

562
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 1: just saying because I would say online, but I think inline,

563
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: I think skates But that's just me. Okay, you're having online?

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00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 1: I think they're on the internet. Yeah, I always fine too,

565
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, inline? Yeah, thanks scary. My British husband will say,

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Speaker 1: in the queue and the que are on queue, think

567
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: here we go. Hey, I don't know about your butt,

568
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 1: but my butt's clean thanks to my tushy. Uh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what. You hook it up yourself. Um the

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Speaker 1: one thousand dollars Hollo, tushy free money phone taps on

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Speaker 1: the way and uh, like we learned from doctor Oz,

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00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: you know you at the very least need to spit

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00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 1: on your toilet paper. Oh my god, look weird, we

574
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Speaker 1: have a presidential one thousand dollars Hello Tushi free money

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Speaker 1: phone tap on the way. What thought? Every hope you

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Speaker 1: don't hope you don't mix it up and wipe first

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00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: and then spit froggy. Oh god. Okay, with that said,

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Speaker 1: we must take a break and we'll be back after this. Maybe.

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Speaker 1: now so he's went with eight months six six months, No,

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Speaker 1: he'll be seven months later on this month. Guys. He

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Speaker 1: was supposed to be twenty pounds at the ten pounds

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Speaker 1: at the most pounds. He's twenty pounds by now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's seventeen right now. And uh he's he's way, way, way,

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00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: way too big. But he's at that size now where

592
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,239
Speaker 1: if you have something on the kitchen counter, he can

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Speaker 1: jump up and pull it off and eat it. Right now.

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00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: I have chicken soup I made the other night. He's trying,

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Speaker 1: he's trying to kill me. He's biting me to get

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Speaker 1: to it. Anyway. So Alex is here, Good morning from

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00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 1: Staten Island. From Staten Island in the house. So there's

598
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Speaker 1: a big race going on State Nino. We talked about

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00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,560
Speaker 1: this the other day. It's between Max Rose and what's

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00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 1: her named Nicole mal Attackus and so the ads that

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00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: they have out against each other on TV are there priceless.

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00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 1: I mean, it's almost as if they planned it because

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Speaker 1: it's funny. Yeah, what did the Max with the ad

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00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: against Max Rose say in the in the copy? Scary?

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00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,280
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this three guys hanging around like having coffee

606
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Speaker 1: in the morning, like the blue collar construction workers, Like

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Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, you know, Max, I heard

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Speaker 1: he's just a Pelosi puppet. Yeah, he's got more puppet

609
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Speaker 1: strings than a marrionette. That's just That's just one commercial.

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Speaker 1: My favorite is the woman cursing, calling him an f

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Speaker 1: and ah she curses him in the bleeper. Well, I

612
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Speaker 1: hope he wins. I hope he wait too. Team Max,

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Speaker 1: Team Max. Hey. Um, And by the way, you know

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Speaker 1: I'm not running for mayor. We were talking about this

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Speaker 1: again yesterday. We were in a car going to see

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Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny, driving through New York City, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine being the mayor of this, of this

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Speaker 1: huge city. I mean, it's a wonderful, beautiful, wonderful city,

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Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, But I don't want to be

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Speaker 1: the mayor of that. Who wants to be the mayor

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Speaker 1: of be in charge of all that? Dude, No, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't be a great first lady of New York.

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Speaker 1: I could wear pearls around. Yes, this is all because

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Speaker 1: you want to dress and drag. How great would that be? No?

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine? Yes? I can. And that's whoever is

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Speaker 1: the next mayor of New York City. God bless him

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Speaker 1: and God be with him, because our city needs help.

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Speaker 1: You know, we still got another year, So do you

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Speaker 1: have another year of this one? God who shall remain nameless.

630
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: But anyway, city's fallen apart. But you know what we

631
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: were talking, uh yesterday about how the city is not dead.

632
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: There is there is lots of life in this city.

633
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 1: There are many parts of the city that make it

634
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 1: great that aren't working right now, aren't functioning. Theater, restaurants

635
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 1: are being held back. You know, I get that. The

636
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: restaurant's not dead. And I went on the air yesterday

637
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: and staid, the city is not dead. And then a

638
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 1: listener DMed me and said, how can you say that?

639
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 1: How can you say the city's not dead? It's dead. No,

640
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: it's not. Drop through yesterday everybody was out having a

641
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: good time. Yeah it wasn't. It wasn't where it needs

642
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 1: to be. And then they're boarding it up. And by

643
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 1: the way, they're boarding up the city because they're they're

644
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 1: they're just questioning what's going to happen after the election

645
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: today or the next couple of weeks. And I just,

646
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 1: for some reason, maybe it's just the hopeful part of me.

647
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: I'm not expecting. I'm not expecting a bad things to happen.

648
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 1: I'm expecting us to get through whatever's going to happen.

649
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 1: Is anyone with me anyway? Yes, I'm yeah, I'm hoping

650
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:55,800
Speaker 1: for the best. Yeah me too, Yeah me too. The

651
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: lines are very long. We're getting lots of texts from

652
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: people online to vote or in line, however you want

653
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: to say. It's scared. Someone from Erica nine one four said,

654
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 1: just drove past town hall and saw the voting lines.

655
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: It brought tears to my eyes. Yeah, you know, it's

656
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 1: it's these these days that remind us of what our

657
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:16,359
Speaker 1: country's all about. And uh God, we've been through hell

658
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: in the last eight months and beyond. Some will argue

659
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: we were actually having a conversation during the song the

660
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 1: second Ago Danielle and Gandhi Night about what life was

661
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: like eight months and before now. We never, ever, in

662
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 1: a million years, thought we'd be living these lives right now.

663
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: If somebody told you this, okay, guys, this is what's

664
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: going to happen in twenty twenty, you'd be like, right, God,

665
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 1: give you a break, right, no way. Uh. And if

666
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: you want a reminder of what life was like, look

667
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: at your pictures on your phone, look at look at

668
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 1: your Instagram. We were out, we were hanging out. We

669
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: were all over each other, like each other. I was.

670
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 1: I was thinking about our Christmas parties and the things

671
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 1: that we used to do to each other at our grandsons.

672
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 1: I don't like, dude, we can't do that anymore. Well

673
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: we will, no, no, no, see this is where we got.

674
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 1: We got to rethink things. We will be doing that.

675
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,840
Speaker 1: We will be doing that again. Okay, we have to

676
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 1: stop thinking about today. We have to think about tomorrow.

677
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: You have to remember if your uncle Johnny in a

678
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: bed in a hospital on Long Island, which God love him,

679
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: that's where he is today. He keeps thinking about he

680
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: wants to get out of the hospital. I gotta out

681
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 1: of here. I say, you're gonna get out of here.

682
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: You will have days when you are home watching the prices.

683
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 1: Right again, it's gonna be okay. We will all get

684
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 1: together again. We will, you know. I don't know if

685
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: we're gonna shake hands ever again. I don't know, not

686
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: me bumping elbow whatever. No, the world is changed forever,

687
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 1: and we all agree on that, right yeah, oh yeah, definitely.

688
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: And I don't think it all has to be a

689
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 1: terrible thing either. There could be some really great things

690
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: that come from these changes that we make. I think

691
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with being a little cleaner than we

692
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 1: were before. Great, we're gonna be good. We're gonna get

693
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,879
Speaker 1: through this, right Frog, look at look at everything. Frog

694
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: has been to hell and back in the pen. I

695
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: will say this. We had a birthday party, our birthday,

696
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: little get together for me with some family and some

697
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: friends on Saturday, and there was a cake and I

698
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 1: we did it differently this time. They cut the cake first,

699
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 1: put a candle in my piece. I blew it out

700
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: instead of the way that we were doing it before,

701
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: where you had spit all over the cake before everybody

702
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:26,240
Speaker 1: had it. I mean, we knew long before this pandemic

703
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 1: did that was a really an awful tradition, spitting all

704
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 1: over your cake and then slicing it up and serving

705
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 1: it to your friends and family. Happy birthday to me.

706
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 1: If you don't eat this, maybe I have a problem.

707
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 1: It's my it's my birthday. Boy spit. Yeah, it's extra,

708
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: it's precious. We will get through this. Just remember that

709
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: it made. It's gonna take some months. We're gonna get

710
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,399
Speaker 1: through this, and we're gonna be good. We're gonna be good.

711
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 1: I promise you as mayor. I promise we'll get you this. Yes,

712
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:05,960
Speaker 1: there we go. That's the first thing you're gonna do

713
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: as mayor. Good mayor voice. You have a mayor voice,

714
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: as mayo of New York City, the mayo. Yeah, I

715
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,320
Speaker 1: have to wear a monocle and a tookxedo everywhere I go.

716
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 1: I have to look like that guy from a Monopoly yeah. Yes,

717
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 1: and the Peanuts guy. You have to look at the peen,

718
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 1: mister Peanuts. You have to dress like mister Peanut uncle

719
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 1: Penny bags. Yeah. And then the Alex will have on

720
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: his pearls in his dress. Yes, yes, I can see

721
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: Alex dressing like Queen Elizabeth with the hat, that dowdy hat. No,

722
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: I don't want it. If you look, you drive through

723
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 1: any city, no matter what city or town you live in,

724
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,320
Speaker 1: drive through and look at all that you will be

725
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: responsible for if you were the mayor of that town.

726
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 1: That's all. It's all on your watch. Yeah, that's all

727
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: you need to do so things break down. They're calling you,

728
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: you know, I don't need that. I don't even check

729
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 1: my messages. No, you don't know. Lynette is online twenty four.

730
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 1: Let's go talk to Lynette. Hey, Lynette, Red, White and Blue,

731
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:12,919
Speaker 1: Happy Election Day. What's going on with you? Um? I'm

732
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: just wondering if you have seen the recent ad to

733
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 1: get to the poles with strippers. I'm sorry, get your

734
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,240
Speaker 1: booty to the pole? Is that what you're talking about? Yeah,

735
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: explain it to everyone, Lynette. Okay, so this is just

736
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: a random midnight you know, scrolling through Facebook and I

737
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: see a random ad and I'm like, okay, let's put

738
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,439
Speaker 1: this is get your booties to the Pole. So I'm

739
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: watching it and it's literally strippers, not showing the art

740
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: of strip dancing, just basically being your ato bootylicious. Yeah right.

741
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 1: I mean whatever it takes to get them to the poles.

742
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 1: I mean if it takes a stripper, fine, I mean

743
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,239
Speaker 1: if it takes Alex dressing in a dress with pearls. Good.

744
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 1: It was a bit of bit too rusque, I think. Okay, well,

745
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 1: a lot of people agree with you on that. Remember

746
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: it says right here, get your boot booty to the pole.

747
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: I looked it up. We want you to vote so

748
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 1: much that we teamed up with local filmmakers to help

749
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 1: get our message out to you. What are you waiting for?

750
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 1: Get your booty to the pole. Remember, the president is

751
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: not the only race on the ballot. There are many

752
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 1: other races that will impact you on a personal level.

753
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,879
Speaker 1: And they're actually accurating what they're saying there. But then

754
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: you know, there's a stripper's effective if they graciously did it,

755
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,800
Speaker 1: you know, like how they want to include it to

756
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: the Olympics, like show it that way. Yeah, that's cool,

757
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: but um, I wouldn't want my kids just slipping through

758
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: it and seeing Okay, well then yeah, sometimes you got

759
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: to make those decisions for them when they're on the line,

760
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 1: when they're online. Hey, do you have you voted yet?

761
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: Limit I'm doing it today. Good get out there and

762
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 1: get it done. And thank you for listening to us.

763
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: And you have a red, white and blue day. Okay

764
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 1: you too, all right, thank you. Is it true that

765
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 1: alex is choosing election day to go fish? Yes, so

766
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,800
Speaker 1: I voted early, and so my friend John Ponzio and

767
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: I were going off the shore of Staten Island on

768
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,320
Speaker 1: the beach and we're gonna go fishing today. They're going fishing.

769
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:18,359
Speaker 1: Night's relaxing day. Didn't you see whales last time? Yeah? Yeah,

770
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: that's so cool. I wish I could go with you

771
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: come on, I got to do a show. We have

772
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 1: this thing to do. Just calling six. Start coughing, yeah,

773
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:32,720
Speaker 1: start off now. Yeah. You know what in the old days,

774
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 1: when I get a call and saying, oh, I can't

775
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: come in today, I'm just you know, I'm having female problems,

776
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,879
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, okay, I get that. If you're cramping whenever,

777
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 1: stay home. I don't want you to come in here now.

778
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: It's I'm coughing, right, please stay home, no problem. Kaden

779
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 1: did that the other day. My son, he had to

780
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: call into work. He called just said, hey, I have

781
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,239
Speaker 1: a little bit of a stuffy, running nose. They're like, nope, nope,

782
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 1: don't come anywhere new this place. See you literal, We'll

783
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 1: see you in your next shift. Right. Look at the

784
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: straight and eight flaying yesterday. Oh yeah, I was full

785
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,880
Speaker 1: on sneezing. I mean, he's freezing in here. But remember

786
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 1: we had that discussion about how to sound sick on

787
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 1: the phone. Is you hang upside down off the bed

788
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: so you're sounded like this, and that's how you're supposed

789
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 1: to call in sick to work. That stops you up

790
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:19,879
Speaker 1: or something, it blocks your nose. I guess whatever your epiglottis,

791
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: you know, if you want to try it. I think

792
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: your epiglottis or something that covers your your nostril or

793
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 1: hold on me trying to let me hold you upside down?

794
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:33,720
Speaker 1: Let me grab your legs. No, all right, uh okay,

795
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get How do you do this? Don't

796
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: break the chair. This looks like something terrible's about to happen. Yeah,

797
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 1: something else? All right down? Okay, enter the phone ring

798
00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: Hey Nate, Yeah, Elvis. Oh, I don't know if I

799
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: can do it. I don't do. Are you sick? What's

800
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: going on? Well? I'm hanging upside down on my bed?

801
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: No I do? I do sound sick. I sound sick,

802
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 1: don't I? You do? Yeah? This is awesome. I'm afraid

803
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: to I'm afraid to leave this position. I'm faint. This

804
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: is added. I am you have to add an No,

805
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: I am upside down. I do sound totally different like this,

806
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: don't I? Yeah? You sound stopped up? So physically, what's

807
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 1: going on? Let me get back up? Physically? What's going

808
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 1: on in my body? Maybe you sound like things. Something

809
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 1: is covering up your nasal passage. Well, kind of be

810
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 1: a nasal drip. That's in your throat. I'm sure you

811
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: know what, Danielle, I was starting to drip. I came

812
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: just in time. But no, my that is the uvula,

813
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 1: is it not? Yea, yeah, I think my uvula was

814
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 1: all your blood is rushing to your heads. Yeah, yeah,

815
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: there you go. So where's the whole thing that covers

816
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,279
Speaker 1: your throat? No, Nate said that, I thought the uvula is. No,

817
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 1: it's not. What you have. Glottis is the uppi glottis

818
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: and the u FeelA is. Oh my god, I just

819
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: woke up to the most boring conversation ever. I'm so sorry.

820
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: If you're just turning, you're like, what that ap? Are

821
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: they talking about? These people? That's the sidetrack you, Almus.

822
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,359
Speaker 1: You remember when you almost passed out at work because

823
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: you were taking blood pressure medication and you had to

824
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 1: lay on the floor. Remember that? Why are you laughing? Almost?

825
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: That's hilarious. You remember when you almost died And that's

826
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: what happened at the zoo. Yeah, at Zoo Miami. I

827
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: faded in the in the cart and then I woke

828
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,280
Speaker 1: up at Uncle Johnny and Alex were trying to revive

829
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 1: me in front of the giraffes. He was so embarrassing,

830
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: and then all the Zoo Miami people came over like,

831
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,439
Speaker 1: oh my god, Elvis dram passed out. I'm like, oh God,

832
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: dear God, please don't listen to the people were trying

833
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: to take pictures of you laying down and Uncle Johnny

834
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 1: goes absolutely not get away. Were trying to take let's

835
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Speaker 1: take pictures of the aging DJ on the ground. That's terrible. Well,

836
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Speaker 1: you know, my doctors tried to kill yeah, because I

837
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: was on blood pressure medicine, but I just had my

838
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 1: stomach operated on, so I couldn't take pills. So to

839
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 1: just crush up the pills and just take them like that,

840
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: Well they were time released blood pressure pills, so I

841
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 1: was losing all blood pressure at once. And what's frightening? Yeah,

842
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 1: good God, passing out at the zoo right in front

843
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: of the giraffes. Oh man, the giraffes were probably so concerned,

844
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: like what is going on over there? So Goddy has

845
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: happened to you too? Oh my gosh, exact same thing

846
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 1: happened to me. I was on blood pressure medication that

847
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: I should not have been on at the time, and

848
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,360
Speaker 1: I was sitting in a Mexican restaurant with my sister

849
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 1: and her friend, and I just remember looking at her

850
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: and being like, is it hot? And the next thing

851
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 1: I knew, I woke up to some guy being like,

852
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,240
Speaker 1: she has the pulls, It's okay. My sister was crying.

853
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 1: I passed out. Yeah, it was crazy. That's crazy. If

854
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 1: I could pick one thing I never want to see again,

855
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: it's my sister's face when I opened my eyes. Oh

856
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 1: my god, you told that story. I'll tell you what

857
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,760
Speaker 1: A year from now, Nate's gonna go remember when body

858
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 1: I was dyed at the Mexican restaurant and I love

859
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 1: that restaurant. You guys are all joking like, yeah, I

860
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,600
Speaker 1: woke up to Uncle Johnny or my sister try to

861
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: wake it up in a hospital four hours later. That's

862
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: even more disconcert. Nate was with Heather and they were

863
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,399
Speaker 1: on the highway going to Erie, Pennsylvania to see his parents,

864
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,120
Speaker 1: and they stopped off and ate at a Wendy's and

865
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Speaker 1: he had a stroke at Wendy's. Yea, how do you

866
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 1: Wendy's feels about that? Yeah, you ruined. It was the

867
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Speaker 1: stroke in the Wendy's or in the car, which would

868
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:33,359
Speaker 1: have been better at least I wasn't driving that Alex.

869
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 1: You know that must be scary, Like you pass out

870
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: and then you wake up, Like look at Uncle Johnny.

871
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,319
Speaker 1: He woke up a week later and he's like, where

872
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: am I? He was in a different hospital. Yeah, he

873
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: went to sleep at a hospital in New York City

874
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: and he woke up in a hospital Long Island. He's like,

875
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: why the He's started yelling at people. He thought he

876
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: was kidnapped. Yes, he thought he thought we had finally

877
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: found a way to an institutionalize him because wherever he

878
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 1: left this message And he's like, am I dead? Yet?

879
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: Nobody will tell me? He said, He said all the way.

880
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 1: He said, Elvis, I now, if I'm dead, you'll You'll

881
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 1: be the only honest one. I'm like, you're alive. We

882
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,359
Speaker 1: went to see him yesterday and he had been doing

883
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 1: physical therapy and he was very tired. He was he

884
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 1: was worn up. But I tell you, the people in

885
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 1: this hospital, and and you know that a lot of

886
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 1: them listen to our show, they're the best. Like, oh

887
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 1: my gosh. You know when I was a kid and

888
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 1: I had to go through the hospital system several times

889
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: for different reasons to selected me, I had a rheumatic

890
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: fever or whatever. It was different back then. They're like, okay,

891
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Speaker 1: you know, okay, you're hurting, Okay, bye, They'll wake you

892
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: up and give you a sleeping pill or whatever. Now

893
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 1: they actually care about people, the people who were in there.

894
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 1: Not only are they there to, you know, run the

895
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 1: machines and make sure you're your blood's pumping and make

896
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,359
Speaker 1: sure you're healthy, but they make you feel good by

897
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: just by the things they say. Frog you just went

898
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 1: through this, I mean, the level of care these hospitals

899
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: are generating these days is just beyond it. I was

900
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:11,279
Speaker 1: only there for what forty eight hours, and I can

901
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 1: tell you two of the nurses and one of his

902
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: day nurse was I mean, the overnight nurse was Jay.

903
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 1: He was awesome, and Sabina was my ICU nurse during

904
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 1: the daytime. They could not have made me feel like

905
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 1: they cared more. I mean, it was unbelievable how much

906
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: every second I moved. What do you need? Is there

907
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 1: something can do to make you more comfortable? Is there

908
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:31,960
Speaker 1: anything you want to eat? Is there anything you want

909
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: a drink? They did went out of their way. The

910
00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: care is unbelievable, it is, and the power of positivity

911
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: changes everything, right, And Uncle Johnny kept on saying, I

912
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: want to vote, I want to vote, I want to vote,

913
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 1: and today that helping him vote. Yeah, he's registered. They

914
00:50:48,040 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: have runners who are going to take his ballot and

915
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 1: then take it to where he votes in the city.

916
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 1: So it's all legal, it's all above board. And they're

917
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: doing that for everyone in the hospital that needs to

918
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: vote that didn't know they would be in the hospital.

919
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: And they're like, day this hospital and I can't wait

920
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 1: till these out and we'll divulge everything. Then well we'll

921
00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: give names, we'll name names. We want to keep things

922
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: under wraps for now, all right, all right, let's get

923
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:12,280
Speaker 1: into the three things we need to know from Gandhi.

924
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Speaker 1: We have a one thousand dollars a Hello tushy free

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926
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Speaker 1: the the tushy today? I'm going right now. Oh my god,

927
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,800
Speaker 1: does this Mike Cordy go that far? I don't know. Alright,

928
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Speaker 1: I have good tushy news for you guys. I'll tell

929
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Speaker 1: all right for you? Oh yeah, what's going on? Well,

931
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Speaker 1: we all know it. Today is the day. It's election day.

932
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Speaker 1: The world is watching us. Last time we did this report,

933
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 1: they had said over ninety six million people had voted.

934
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: Right now, it's up to one hundred million people having

935
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 1: already voted earlier. Today Josh voted. So the lines we're

936
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Speaker 1: kind of short, they're gonna get longer. If today is

937
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 1: your day, keep in mind one thing very important. You

938
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Speaker 1: have to go to your designated polling location to vote

939
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Speaker 1: in person. You can't just go to where everybody was

940
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:58,800
Speaker 1: early voting. If you have a mail in ballot, you

941
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:00,720
Speaker 1: must drop your mail in ball it's at an official

942
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: drop box or in the mail today. If you need

943
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 1: a ride, Uber and Lyft are both offering a fifty

944
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945
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,919
Speaker 1: Doctor Burkes, who is a top White House Coronavirus Task

946
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 1: Force advisor, is now at odds with President Trump as

947
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 1: he continues to insist that the nation is rounding the

948
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 1: corner and putting the virus behind us. She says that's

949
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: just not the case. The Washington Post reported that she

950
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: issued an internal memo Monday warning that we are entering

951
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 1: the most concerning and most deadly phase of this pandemic.

952
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 1: To date, the nation has recorded more than two hundred

953
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: and thirty one thousand coronavirus deaths. Excuse me. Burkes says

954
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: that the problem is lack of consistent messaging and an aggressive,

955
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 1: balanced approach from the government to slow the spread of

956
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,840
Speaker 1: the virus. But she does note that PPE and testing

957
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 1: equipment have been getting delivered efficiently in recent months. And finally,

958
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,759
Speaker 1: this is really interesting. There's a new app that lets

959
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 1: you create a legally binding non disclosure agreement with somebody

960
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,879
Speaker 1: before you start sexting that person. Apparently, once you both

961
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 1: signed yes, here sign this yeah. I mean, you know

962
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 1: that leaking nudes has been a big thing. A lot

963
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 1: of people get in trouble for it, you know, angry

964
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Speaker 1: x's and whatever. They leak your nudes and you can

965
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:14,360
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966
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 1: of this little app, if they leak your nudes, you

967
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 1: can sue them and have the same legal standing you'd

968
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 1: have if a lawyer actually drew up that contract for you.

969
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:24,240
Speaker 1: It's called Eagery. You can download it Apple and Android,

970
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 1: and if you want to set up one of those

971
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972
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973
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Speaker 1: cheap from my nudes ninety nine cents in the NBA.

974
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Speaker 1: There you go. It's mine's worth about that. Thank you?

975
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Speaker 1: All right, you're one thousand dollars Hello Tishi free money

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Speaker 1: the morning show. You got any money? Oh my god,

978
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979
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Speaker 1: We're having fun. That's all that matters. It is your

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984
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985
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Speaker 1: wants to talk about their tushy experience? Yes, Gondhi, okay,

986
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Speaker 1: I absolutely love it. I know people think it's such

987
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Speaker 1: You're gonna love it. All Right, here we go, who's Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's a it's a presidential election. Phone tap. Here we go,

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Speaker 1: very I propose it's a tag team from Broody and

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Speaker 1: Sam too. Here we go, Elvis Duran, Elvis durand phone

1012
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Speaker 1: tap Dave. Yes, sir, what's your phone tap? All about? Elvis?

1013
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 1: Our listener Jeff wanted to phone tap his friend Bill.

1014
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: Bill is very very very positive for one particular candidate

1015
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 1: running for president, constantly posting on social media, constantly talking

1016
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,920
Speaker 1: about it. So he wanted me to phone tap him

1017
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:17,839
Speaker 1: as another candidate's campaign office to try to get him

1018
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 1: to switch his vote. All right, m let's see how

1019
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:25,399
Speaker 1: this works out. Let's listen to Hello. Yeah, I'm looking

1020
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: for Bill speaking Bill. I'm calling from Sanders for Sanders.

1021
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about the one is

1022
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: not a good time. Not a good time. It's always

1023
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:38,960
Speaker 1: a good time for democracy. It's always a good time

1024
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:42,839
Speaker 1: to get the big banks. At First of all, he's

1025
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 1: got the wrong guy, and I'm very busy. Right, everybody's

1026
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:50,360
Speaker 1: the right guy. Listen to me. My name is Ernie Sanders.

1027
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,480
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about free college deuision.

1028
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:55,120
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about bringing manufacturing back

1029
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 1: to America. I'm I'm lurking. First of all, and second

1030
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 1: of all, I am I am an advocate of Trump. Okay,

1031
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 1: he says what he means, He means what he says.

1032
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,920
Speaker 1: He is going to make America great again. Don Jamie

1033
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 1: that make him. You gotta vote for Bunny Trump Trump.

1034
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Speaker 1: Feel the burn, Ernie. You have picked the wrong guy

1035
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 1: at the wrong time. I told you, I am busy,

1036
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: and you're upsetting me. The one percent of getting all

1037
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 1: the money and the middle class is getting pooked on.

1038
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:28,960
Speaker 1: We get nothing. Jeff, I think he hung up. Let

1039
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 1: me call him back. Hold on, hold on, let me

1040
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:36,560
Speaker 1: come back. Hello. My brother is also gonna get good

1041
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Speaker 1: cell phone for everybody because I am working here. Maybe

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Speaker 1: you don't know the meaning of that. Secretary Clinton agrees

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Speaker 1: with my brother, and Trump is gonna ruin this country.

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Speaker 1: You gotta buny liar. He's a liar. The other one's

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Speaker 1: a liar, Cruise and your brother is crazy. Hello. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Benny Sanders. I'm calling from Sanders for Sanders.

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Speaker 1: I've only talked to you about my younger brother, Bernie Sanders.

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Speaker 1: Did you just call me? But a're talking about this

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Speaker 1: is my first phone caller. I just, I just I

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Speaker 1: just had this conversation I want you to stop call homie.

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00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 1: I want you to understand that I love Donald Trump.

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Speaker 1: He is the one who has the correct ideas. Bernie

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Speaker 1: Sanders is a good man. I'm calling you. I'm Benny.

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Speaker 1: He could be the best man. If that's your younger brother.

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Speaker 1: What do you like a hundred and eighty don't value? Behold?

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Speaker 1: I am as long as I got breath in my lungs.

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Speaker 1: Bennie Sanders will always be for Bernie Sanders. Why don't

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Speaker 1: you give me your actress and I'll send you some

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Speaker 1: of my Trump buttons? How about that? Would you like

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Speaker 1: some Trump? No, I don't. I don't vant Trump buttons,

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Speaker 1: although the prospect of getting something for free, I'm Odavid.

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Speaker 1: But listen to me. Hello, Hello, Bill, what is this?

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Speaker 1: This is Bennie Sanders. I'm calling on behalf of Sanders

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Speaker 1: for Sanders money. Let's Ron's son. Listen to me. Don

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Speaker 1: old bite Donald Trump? How can you not feel guilty

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Speaker 1: sayings that? Oh no, my conscience is clear, young lady,

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Speaker 1: and that lady you're very sweet, but son, you need

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Speaker 1: to learn to feel the bet. I'm trying to be

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Speaker 1: respectful to you, Bernice, but I'm losing my cool I

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Speaker 1: don't even know how you got my number, but stop

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Speaker 1: calling me, has Bill. I'll make a deal with you.

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Speaker 1: We won't call you anymore from the campaign if you

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Speaker 1: let us put this on the radio. What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? Bill? This is Brody from Melvins Share in

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Speaker 1: the morning show. You've been club tapped by your friend

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Speaker 1: Jeff oh Man. Make American radio great again? Yeah you fuck?

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Speaker 1: I don't remember that one Sanders. Okay, here we go.

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Speaker 1: That was your one thousand dollars. Hollo Tushi free money

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Speaker 1: know what I hear when I hear your name, I

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Speaker 1: hear ham. Sorry, Virginia, you just won one thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing. I oh, great gift for the holidays. Go

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Speaker 1: everything but Virginia. Yeah, a thousand dollars come in your way.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I thank you so much. I can

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Speaker 1: I believe I'm profiting you guys. I love you, guys. Oh,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Where are you, Virginia. Where do you live

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Speaker 1: up to New York. It's about half an hour from

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Speaker 1: dam Senor. I'm driving up right now. We're having lunch. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, Mala, all right, well, thank you for listening.

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Speaker 1: Hold on one second, enjoy your one thousand dollars. Yes, Ganda,

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Speaker 1: you have more tushy facts. Well, it was just a

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Speaker 1: lot of people get confused when I would talk about

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Speaker 1: the toilet paper and the tushy. And the reason that

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Speaker 1: the toilet paper exists is because when you have a

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Speaker 1: wet booty, you need to dab a little bit to

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Speaker 1: dry it. So that's what the toilet paper stand is for.

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Speaker 1: And it's one of those things that controls how much

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Speaker 1: you take, because how often do we just spin that

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm just making sure you okay, frock you okay. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love that scary Snitchey points up in the zoom room,

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01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,680
Speaker 1: like we all have the same people in the same order.

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01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:07,920
Speaker 1: He's pointing at Froggy, but it's actually on my screen.

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Speaker 1: I'm pointing at Elvis. No, you see he's pointing at

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Speaker 1: Nate on my screen. Elvis one, No, you're yeah, we

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Speaker 1: all have different funny mind blown and like, well, I'm

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Speaker 1: pointing at Danielle. No, that's Danielle. See you were pointing up.

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Speaker 1: You see you're pointing at Danielle on mine as well. Danielle. No,

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Speaker 1: that's me. No, that's a second I ever on everybody's screen. No,

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Speaker 1: we see different things times. Elvis is in the middle,

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Speaker 1: like the Brady Bunch, like the Maid, the maid on

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Speaker 1: the Brady Bunch. Yeah, I'm Alice, You're Alice. I'm having

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Speaker 1: a thing with Sam the Butcher your He's down there

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Speaker 1: for me and Nate's over here. Isn't that funny? You

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Speaker 1: didn't know that? Yeah? I knew that. I knew that.

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Speaker 1: You We all everyone looks at. Is it called cascade,

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01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:59,960
Speaker 1: the cascade photos or whatever? It's different for everyone. Scary,

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Speaker 1: open your mind, free your mind. The rest will follows.

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Speaker 1: Tell on people view. I'm pointing a frog and all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden, I'm like, that's Elvis. Now you're saying

1134
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Speaker 1: to me you were saying that Nate I had the FID.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I do? I'm so stupid. If

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Speaker 1: I want to see something that you're doing, I will

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Speaker 1: go into the camera and like, look as if I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be able to see into the little box in

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Speaker 1: your room, like it's three dimensional. All right, I can't

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Speaker 1: see that. You're dummy, so stupid. You're ready to go, Danielle. Yes,

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Speaker 1: he's so stupid. Yes, scary, Please put my sound in again.

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Speaker 1: Thank god? Alright, Red, white, and blue. It is election

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Speaker 1: day and we're getting a lot of texts as we

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Speaker 1: get into the daniel Report, a lot of texts from

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Speaker 1: people who are in line, Stay in line, don't give up,

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Speaker 1: stay there until the sun goes down. Whatever it takes,

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Speaker 1: get your vote in there, because your vote is important,

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Speaker 1: it's important to everyone. You feel good? You do? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you do, all right, Danielle, it's all your what do

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Speaker 1: you have? All right? So lots of celebrities are trying

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Speaker 1: to get us to vote at you know, today obviously

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Speaker 1: the big day. So get out and vote. Tell a

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Speaker 1: swift eminem if you get a chance. Check out some

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Speaker 1: of their Instagram posts. Also, the cast of the Broadway

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Speaker 1: show Wicked and the touring show Wicked got together to

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Speaker 1: sing a little, a little ditty for us. I posted

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Speaker 1: the entire video on my Instagram. I reposted it, but

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Speaker 1: here's a little clip as strong ass and that's why

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Speaker 1: we are gone. That's the money. Now, come on meet

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Speaker 1: me on Broadway. Let's go show. And then its intermission

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Speaker 1: and I go get my milk duds because that's the money.

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Speaker 1: No breadth over intermission. Okay. Baby Shark just past Desposito

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Speaker 1: is the most of viewed video in YouTube history. Boy,

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Speaker 1: I swear to gods, I never thought anything would be Desposito,

1165
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Speaker 1: but it did. It's so crazy. Over seven billion views.

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Speaker 1: They both have actually over seven billion views. But Baby

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Speaker 1: Shark just a little bit more. Arianna Grande is number

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Speaker 1: one on the Billboard Hot one hundred with positions. It

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Speaker 1: hurts her fifth debut at number one. Congratulations to her.

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Speaker 1: Ed Shearon donated money to his high school that's where

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Speaker 1: he actually met his wife, by the way. Money went

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Speaker 1: towards musical kids and a whole bunch of other things

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Speaker 1: for the kids. But what he also did was donate

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Speaker 1: money to this teacher, and this teacher was able to

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Speaker 1: take this special music course so she could help kids

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Speaker 1: with learning disabilities, which I thought was pretty cool. Green

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Speaker 1: Day is giving out free cups of coffee ten thousand

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Speaker 1: to be exact for people who are in the Oakland

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Speaker 1: area online to vote today, So if you're out there,

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Speaker 1: maybe you'll get a cup of coffee from him. Jimmy

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Speaker 1: Fallon has got an extended contract on NBC. He you know,

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Speaker 1: he's third place in the ratings behind Colberton Kimmel. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that, but they're saying that they have

1184
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Speaker 1: so much faith in Fallon, we love our Fallon, and

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Speaker 1: there's no details on his contract, but they are extending it,

1186
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:06,680
Speaker 1: so that's awesome to know. Julianne Huff has officially filed

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Speaker 1: for divorce. She and her husband separated back in May,

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Speaker 1: but they're officially done. Do you remember she was on

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Speaker 1: our show right before they got married, and she was

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Speaker 1: like a little kid, so excited, so happy that she

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01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:20,800
Speaker 1: was about to walk down the aisle and then to

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Speaker 1: talk about her getting divorced. To me, it's just like,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, like oh gosh, I feel so bad,

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Speaker 1: but hopefully everything is good there and tonight on television,

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Speaker 1: really it's all about election coverage. That's what's going to

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Speaker 1: excuse me. That's what's going on all over the place,

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Speaker 1: of course, if you want. And YouTube had some pretty

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Speaker 1: cool stuff as well. Mister Beast hit another big YouTube milestone,

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Speaker 1: not on his first YouTube page, but on his other one,

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Speaker 1: his secondary channel, So congratulations to him. Over ten million subscribers.

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Speaker 1: And David Dobrick this was interesting. He wanted to get

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Speaker 1: one of those aquariums in the home, like a big,

1203
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Speaker 1: huge one, one that went from the floor to the ceiling.

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Speaker 1: This is something Gandhi wouldn't want at her house. So

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Speaker 1: he went and he priced it. It would run him

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Speaker 1: five hundred thousand dollars to build it, and then four

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Speaker 1: thousand to five thousand dollars a month to maintain it.

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Speaker 1: So I think he decided that he's he's out there, fishball,

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Speaker 1: get a little beta fish let him somewhund ah. So,

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Speaker 1: like I said, election coverage nightle over the place and

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Speaker 1: Netflix if you want a little escape or you know

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Speaker 1: other places. That's my Danielle reporter. Thank you, daniel Let's

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Speaker 1: take a break. We'll be back, will we Yes, we will, absolutely,

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Speaker 1: not what your country can do for you, ask what

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Speaker 1: you can do for your country. Record number of Americans

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Speaker 1: hitting the polls up early voters across the country. This

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Speaker 1: election is critical. I come here to urge every person

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Speaker 1: under the sound of my voice to go to the

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Speaker 1: polls on the third of November and four your conviction

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Speaker 1: Elias to ran in the morning show, What's Up? Whose

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Speaker 1: wos Rives and ridestarspine O the Wan. We're so dream

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Speaker 1: that still and it's so beautiful. What a day. Over

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Speaker 1: one hundred million Americans have voted already. The lines are

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Speaker 1: long summer. Sure, it doesn't matter. You're in line, and

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Speaker 1: that's all that matters. Today could be the day. This

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Speaker 1: could be the reset button. No matter who wins the

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Speaker 1: presidential election, we can all choose to reset our lives.

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Speaker 1: The way we think about each other, the way we

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Speaker 1: communicate with each other. We don't have to be hate well,

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Speaker 1: we don't have to tear people down because we don't

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Speaker 1: agree with them. Let's get along. Let's make today a

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Speaker 1: new day for everyone. No matter who wins any election,

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Speaker 1: we can make a difference by making a difference. Seriously,

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Speaker 1: just do it. Who's with me? I'm with you, you

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Speaker 1: know I free of my friends are already saying, God,

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Speaker 1: I'm afraid to look at social media today. People are

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Speaker 1: yelling each other and then don't look at it, right,

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01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:30,559
Speaker 1: don't don't. Let's don't let those people bring you down.

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01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:32,720
Speaker 1: And if someone tries to start it up with you,

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01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:37,200
Speaker 1: tell hey, not not today. Let's let's make this different.

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01:11:37,439 --> 01:11:39,240
Speaker 1: Think about how much you love this country when you

1249
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:43,559
Speaker 1: were a kid. Let's go back to that. It's good.

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01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:46,840
Speaker 1: We're gonna be good. We're gonna get through everything together.

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01:11:47,160 --> 01:11:49,679
Speaker 1: Look at what we've been tested with these past eight months,

1252
01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:53,960
Speaker 1: these past years, we've been tested. Look how resilient we are.

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01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:59,080
Speaker 1: Now we are some tough mother efforts. Seriously, yea, we

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01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:02,679
Speaker 1: are Gandhi, you're tough. I'm tough. I feel it, Danielle,

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01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:08,000
Speaker 1: you got this. I got it. Let's go. You own it. Okay,

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01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:15,320
Speaker 1: I believe I'm scary. You got this. I do. Even

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01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:17,639
Speaker 1: a murderer like straight and Eate can live a great

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01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:21,080
Speaker 1: life in this country of ours. Much worse, Elvis, this

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01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:25,439
Speaker 1: is nothing. We're good. It's a beautiful day across America

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01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:28,120
Speaker 1: to vote. A scary's pointing out on his weather map,

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01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:31,280
Speaker 1: which lies a lot that it's it's a beautiful weather day. Ever,

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01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:35,360
Speaker 1: except for Seattle, the rest of the country is sunny.

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01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,200
Speaker 1: So get out there, get in line and vote. And

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01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:40,400
Speaker 1: if you have a friend who's like, oh, maybe I'm

1265
01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:43,040
Speaker 1: not gonna go, get in like, drive them to the

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Speaker 1: line and hold her hand and make sure they vote.

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Speaker 1: Line twenty four. Marie just voted. She's very excited. Hey, Marie,

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01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:52,719
Speaker 1: are you wearing your just voted sticker? Hi? Good morning, Elvis.

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01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:58,160
Speaker 1: How are you love America? How are you doing? Good morning?

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01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:02,400
Speaker 1: I'm great. So you went voted. How you feeling great?

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01:13:02,520 --> 01:13:05,840
Speaker 1: Actually great? Um My husband is a mail carrier, so

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01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:08,920
Speaker 1: before he left, I said, okay, we have to get

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01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:12,200
Speaker 1: out there and see if we can get in line. Yea,

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01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:15,240
Speaker 1: So we did at six in the morning. We didn't

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01:13:15,240 --> 01:13:18,000
Speaker 1: get to vote until seven. But it's okay. He was.

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01:13:18,200 --> 01:13:22,000
Speaker 1: He's late forward this morning, but it's fine. Look that

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01:13:22,200 --> 01:13:24,519
Speaker 1: you voted. You know what, people, people will wait in

1278
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:26,800
Speaker 1: line for three hours to ride Space Mountain at Disney World.

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01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:30,720
Speaker 1: You can wait for three hours, right, exactly, Definitely, it's

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01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:36,400
Speaker 1: a whole other Space Mountain. Look, I'm glad you voted. Hi.

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01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:39,479
Speaker 1: You sound like you're loving You're sounding like you're loving

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01:13:39,479 --> 01:13:41,599
Speaker 1: your country today. Marine, I'm so so happy you're listening

1283
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:43,400
Speaker 1: to our show. Thank you, have a beautiful day. Okay,

1284
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:47,200
Speaker 1: you two guys, thank you, thank you. You know, when

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01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:51,719
Speaker 1: that new Avatar ride opened Disney, people were waiting seven

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01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:56,599
Speaker 1: hours on so like a new iPhone drops, Yeah, people

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01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:59,240
Speaker 1: stand outside and wait for that. Exactly, this is this wartant,

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01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:00,880
Speaker 1: this ride. You're in line for now is the most

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01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:03,439
Speaker 1: important right of your life. So just stay in line. Yeah, scary,

1290
01:14:03,479 --> 01:14:06,280
Speaker 1: what's up? People are asking who did that rendition of

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01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:10,439
Speaker 1: the star spangled banner? That was Whitney Houston. Whitney was

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01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:14,320
Speaker 1: one of my favorite voices of all times. Uh So, look,

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01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:18,479
Speaker 1: you know, I have Alex over here looking at me

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01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:23,360
Speaker 1: like he you look anxious. Oh you know what it is.

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01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:25,599
Speaker 1: He wants to go into my phone and delete all

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01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:29,800
Speaker 1: of my una It's the same look he gets when

1297
01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:37,280
Speaker 1: he sees a pimple on my back. He's like, come on, anyway,

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01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:40,560
Speaker 1: I'm not running for mayor. The mayor a race in

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01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:42,640
Speaker 1: New York City isn't a year, so we need to

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01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:44,800
Speaker 1: find someone have time. I'm not going to run for there.

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01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:47,760
Speaker 1: You have time campaign time, come on. It's just, you know,

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01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:49,920
Speaker 1: you can cut the music, scory. It's just, you know,

1303
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:53,040
Speaker 1: when when it's election season, you do see you do

1304
01:14:53,200 --> 01:14:55,560
Speaker 1: see some bad come out in people, especially on the

1305
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:58,759
Speaker 1: ads on TV, to the point where it's almost funny

1306
01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:02,520
Speaker 1: sometimes the way is it, yeah, I know you am.

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01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:06,000
Speaker 1: I It's really like a bunch of stupid little kids,

1308
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:09,360
Speaker 1: right like if we if we were running for instance,

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01:15:10,439 --> 01:15:15,560
Speaker 1: listen to what the advent sound like. Danielle Monaro is

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01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:20,120
Speaker 1: bad for America and bad for American grocery stores. Danielle

1311
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:23,400
Speaker 1: Minaro steals bananas and she laughs about it, and I

1312
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:28,000
Speaker 1: laughed about it. Save our stores this election day. Don't

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01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:30,799
Speaker 1: vote for Danielle Monaro. Now, I'm not gonna vote for Danielle.

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01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:35,040
Speaker 1: She steals banana and she laughed about it. She laughed

1315
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:37,920
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah. What can we think of a man

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01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:41,639
Speaker 1: named Froggy? Is it a person? Is it an animal?

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01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:45,120
Speaker 1: Who knows? But we do know. Froggy can't be trusted.

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01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:48,720
Speaker 1: His own brain even turned on him and had an aneurysm.

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01:15:48,880 --> 01:15:52,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it happened once. Doesn't matter. He can't

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01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:56,080
Speaker 1: be trusted. Brains hate Froggy. Don't vote for a guy

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01:15:56,200 --> 01:16:02,080
Speaker 1: named Froggy. That's great. Here's my aneurysm against me. They

1322
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:04,640
Speaker 1: got a point. They'll do that though. That's that's how

1323
01:16:04,720 --> 01:16:07,400
Speaker 1: evil people get in these things, how they are. Scary

1324
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:12,040
Speaker 1: Jones doesn't care about people. Why you ask, because Scary

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01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:15,040
Speaker 1: Jones is dripping in the VID in the middle of

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01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:20,360
Speaker 1: a pandemic. Scary Jones visited restaurants, clubs, and parties. But

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01:16:20,479 --> 01:16:23,439
Speaker 1: it was fun though, scary Jones as a super spread.

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01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:29,679
Speaker 1: Don't vote for scary Jones. He'll give you covid alright,

1329
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:34,479
Speaker 1: scratching scary off my m fact. We could tell you

1330
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:37,400
Speaker 1: straight Nate as a murderer, but you already know that.

1331
01:16:37,880 --> 01:16:40,160
Speaker 1: We could tell you straight Nate is too good looking

1332
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:44,320
Speaker 1: for politics, but he'll tell you himself. Instead, we'll just

1333
01:16:44,479 --> 01:16:47,679
Speaker 1: tell you that straight Nate Marino doesn't listen to anyone

1334
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:50,280
Speaker 1: on the show or the American people who don't you

1335
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:52,360
Speaker 1: say sorry, I wasn't listening. What else do you need?

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01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:56,479
Speaker 1: Nate Marino is bad for the country. Plus he'd probably

1337
01:16:56,560 --> 01:17:01,080
Speaker 1: have a stroke in office, or is that one? You know?

1338
01:17:01,160 --> 01:17:04,800
Speaker 1: There's always a little drop of truth in these messages.

1339
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:09,879
Speaker 1: Gandhi hates America. She smokes its grass and says crazy

1340
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,519
Speaker 1: things that are on her mind. Her eyes are so

1341
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:16,680
Speaker 1: big they can see thoughts to say that Gandhi will

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01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:21,120
Speaker 1: be bad for American lungs. Anybody but Gandhi twenty twenty.

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01:17:22,439 --> 01:17:26,439
Speaker 1: And then there's me. I cannot put an ad out

1344
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:28,639
Speaker 1: against me because I don't want to be the mayor.

1345
01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:34,760
Speaker 1: I just don't. Elvis Durand for mayor. He's from Texas.

1346
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:38,880
Speaker 1: Elvis eats pizza with a knife and fork. Who does that?

1347
01:17:40,040 --> 01:17:42,800
Speaker 1: When the pandemic hit, Elvis hit the panic button, the

1348
01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:45,679
Speaker 1: gas pedal, and he hit the road for New Jersey.

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01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:51,839
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran pronounces it the con. The majority of Elvis's

1350
01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:55,479
Speaker 1: homes aren't even in New York. He has a history

1351
01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:58,960
Speaker 1: of surrounding himself every morning with idiots and yes men.

1352
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:04,920
Speaker 1: His senior executive producer is a murderer. He hates having

1353
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:08,760
Speaker 1: to do things. He thinks Queens refers to a group

1354
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:12,680
Speaker 1: of his friends. He goes to Madison Square Garden to

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01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:15,840
Speaker 1: watch hot guys sweat. He doesn't even notice there's a

1356
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:19,400
Speaker 1: basketball game going on. Elvis was asked to throw the

1357
01:18:19,439 --> 01:18:22,759
Speaker 1: first pitch at a Mets game and chickened out. Elvis

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01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:28,679
Speaker 1: Durant bad at Sports Bad for New York City. I'm

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01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:34,320
Speaker 1: Elvis Durant, and I approved this message. My favorite is

1360
01:18:34,439 --> 01:18:41,479
Speaker 1: he doesn't like to do things. I know I don't

1361
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:43,639
Speaker 1: want to do things. You need a mayor that wants

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01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:45,800
Speaker 1: to do things. That's what mayors do. So I'm not

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01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:48,000
Speaker 1: running for mayor. You're not gonna be first, lady, Alex.

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01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:52,360
Speaker 1: Let's go around the room. What's on your mind today.

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01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:55,639
Speaker 1: We'll start with you straightenate what's going on? I cheated

1366
01:18:55,760 --> 01:19:06,600
Speaker 1: last night. I ate sugar exactly a brownie, and I

1367
01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:12,280
Speaker 1: forgot how good good sugar tastes. Oh my god, two

1368
01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:15,880
Speaker 1: hours the weekend, at least a couple of days, and

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01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:17,880
Speaker 1: it was one of those Harry and David brownies. Have

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01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:20,200
Speaker 1: you guys ever had one of those? It was like

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01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:23,720
Speaker 1: it melted. Oh, we deserve it. It's fine. But you

1372
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:25,920
Speaker 1: know what, acknowledge that you have cut back on sugar.

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01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,280
Speaker 1: You have not given up sugar. So that's fine that

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01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:30,439
Speaker 1: I think I fell off the wagon because now I'm

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01:19:30,479 --> 01:19:32,360
Speaker 1: thinking about one of these Snickers bars over here. So

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01:19:32,439 --> 01:19:34,320
Speaker 1: you guys have to keep an eye on me. Oh,

1377
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:39,080
Speaker 1: We're not here to regulate you. You are a grown man.

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01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:42,439
Speaker 1: You can regulate yourself. You do you speaking of doing yourself,

1379
01:19:42,479 --> 01:19:46,479
Speaker 1: here's Froggy. What's on your mind today? Frog? I'm convinced.

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01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:49,200
Speaker 1: I know when we spoke to my neurosurgeon last week,

1381
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:52,120
Speaker 1: he said that we don't know what causes aneurysms. I'm

1382
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:55,120
Speaker 1: convinced that it has something to do with sports. Last night,

1383
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:58,639
Speaker 1: the Buccaneers could barely beat the Giants. They were losing

1384
01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:01,240
Speaker 1: most of the game and they started winning, and it

1385
01:20:01,320 --> 01:20:03,080
Speaker 1: came down to the very end, and I have the

1386
01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:06,120
Speaker 1: worst headache today as bad as I did before. I'm

1387
01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:09,080
Speaker 1: guaranteeing you that has something to do with sports. So

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01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:11,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, I need to stop watching sports because

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01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:14,519
Speaker 1: it's gonna it's gonna be the kill. It's gonna be

1390
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:17,840
Speaker 1: up late, up late. They barely won, and now I'm tired.

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01:20:17,920 --> 01:20:19,920
Speaker 1: It's just I'm telling you sports are bad for me.

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01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:23,160
Speaker 1: I agree, stay away, Oh my gosh, stay away from sport.

1393
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:28,720
Speaker 1: Handle it better. When my team sucked, I just wanted to.

1394
01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:31,080
Speaker 1: I don't think he's listening, but give Brandon a shout

1395
01:20:31,120 --> 01:20:34,960
Speaker 1: out because I brought home some political signage and I

1396
01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:36,640
Speaker 1: knew he didn't want it in the yard, so I

1397
01:20:36,720 --> 01:20:39,160
Speaker 1: put it in the garage, just for myself, not my house,

1398
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:42,080
Speaker 1: not my battle. Fine, I thought, maybe he's not gonna

1399
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:44,400
Speaker 1: put this up. The other day I noticed when I

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01:20:44,439 --> 01:20:46,679
Speaker 1: came home he had put it in the window, which

1401
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:48,800
Speaker 1: is so sweet of him because I know he doesn't

1402
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:50,680
Speaker 1: want to do that and he only did it for me.

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01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:52,880
Speaker 1: So even though he's not listening right now, I love

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01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:55,200
Speaker 1: you very much. Thank you for doing that. You're the best.

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01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:57,120
Speaker 1: I didn't expect it, but it makes me happy. Who

1406
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:00,760
Speaker 1: look at that? I don't know, Danielle. How many months

1407
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:03,240
Speaker 1: we give them until the big engagement? Right very soon?

1408
01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:07,920
Speaker 1: And I've been soon never Danielle, what's up with you?

1409
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:11,880
Speaker 1: So I've been watching, you know, Designated Survivor on Netflix

1410
01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:15,040
Speaker 1: with Key for Sutherland, and after a while it becomes

1411
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:18,080
Speaker 1: reality he has done so many amazing things for the

1412
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:21,080
Speaker 1: country that I start thinking, like, I go, I go

1413
01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:22,680
Speaker 1: to Sheldon Wadham and a Wadham and was that the

1414
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:24,840
Speaker 1: real president or was that Key for Sutherland? I can't

1415
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,760
Speaker 1: remember which is real and which isn't real, And I'm like,

1416
01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:31,280
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, it's so crazy. But man, Key for Sutherland,

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01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:33,880
Speaker 1: I would vote for you. You know what a lot

1418
01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:35,519
Speaker 1: of people are saying that as soon as I'm done

1419
01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:38,240
Speaker 1: with Queen's Gambit, I'm moving over to It's so good.

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01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:40,400
Speaker 1: What's the name of the show? It Designated Survivor. There

1421
01:21:40,439 --> 01:21:43,479
Speaker 1: are three seasons and there's like fifteen episodes in each

1422
01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:45,680
Speaker 1: season or something. It's it's not I mean, I mean

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01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:48,680
Speaker 1: you taught me into it. Yes, why is it? You're

1424
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:52,200
Speaker 1: always full until it's free. I went out to dinner

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01:21:52,280 --> 01:21:54,960
Speaker 1: with our friend bald freak Rannie last night, and we

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01:21:55,439 --> 01:21:58,040
Speaker 1: told them three times we don't want dessert. We're good,

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01:21:58,040 --> 01:22:00,599
Speaker 1: we're full, we're both full. All of a sudden, compliments

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01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:03,280
Speaker 1: of the chef, here's a tray of ice cream sandwiches.

1429
01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:05,280
Speaker 1: And we looked at each other and we devoured the

1430
01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:09,799
Speaker 1: whole damn thing. We forgot we were full. It was insane.

1431
01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:12,479
Speaker 1: But anyway, I just I want to say, I mean,

1432
01:22:12,680 --> 01:22:16,800
Speaker 1: maybe a rhetorical question, but I was physically full, and

1433
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:18,439
Speaker 1: then there was free food in front of me. I'm like,

1434
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:21,080
Speaker 1: it's free. I gotta eat this. I don't know why

1435
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:24,040
Speaker 1: it happened. Um, maybe even if you paid for it,

1436
01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:28,920
Speaker 1: I'm sure you had eaten it. Yeah, it's not always. Yeah,

1437
01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:31,479
Speaker 1: it's not always. If it's free, it's for me. I mean,

1438
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:37,600
Speaker 1: I dessert. Dessert isn't filling. Dessert is different. Yeah, it

1439
01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:41,559
Speaker 1: lays on top of the food. Right, just taking a nap. Okay,

1440
01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:43,400
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Let's get into the three

1441
01:22:43,439 --> 01:22:45,360
Speaker 1: things we need to know. Gandhi, what is going on?

1442
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:51,760
Speaker 1: All right? We're scary? Sound out of quads? You bet

1443
01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:54,519
Speaker 1: you did? All right, Gandhi, it's all you. What's going on?

1444
01:22:54,920 --> 01:22:56,840
Speaker 1: All right? Well, it's happening right now as we speak.

1445
01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:58,960
Speaker 1: It is election day and the polls are open. We

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01:22:59,040 --> 01:23:01,200
Speaker 1: are not likely to know the outcome by the end

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Speaker 1: polls will be closed by nine pm, with some closing

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Speaker 1: and double checked the times. So far, well over one

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Speaker 1: hundred million Americans have already voted. If you have a

1453
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Speaker 1: few minutes. Coronavirus cases are rising quickly in just about

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Speaker 1: every state. New cases have climbed by twenty five percent

1461
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Speaker 1: in forty states over the past two weeks. Some of

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Speaker 1: the biggest jumps are in key battleground states, including Michigan

1463
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Speaker 1: and Wisconsin. Pennsylvania, where both President Trump and Joe Biden

1464
01:23:47,160 --> 01:23:50,519
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Speaker 1: six days have been reported every single day, so two

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Speaker 1: over the past two weeks. The death toll stands now

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Speaker 1: at nearly two hundred and thirty two thousand and Finally,

1470
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Speaker 1: those are your three things. Wow, you know what, I

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01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:50,200
Speaker 1: remember when Froggy sent me a nude really wasn't as

1483
01:24:50,240 --> 01:24:52,479
Speaker 1: bad as the one I actually accidentally sent into the

1484
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:58,240
Speaker 1: wrong Lisa. Remember that one. He actually sent it to

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Speaker 1: his wife, Joe joke Joe. All right, let's take out

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Speaker 1: a take out a break. We're back after this miss.

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Speaker 1: Part of today's show, Elvis durand who is every show

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1495
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1496
01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:42,600
Speaker 1: lots to get to. We have breaking food news with

1497
01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:46,840
Speaker 1: our food news correspondent Froggy, breaking food news. We'll get

1498
01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:48,599
Speaker 1: into that in the moment. Also a Garrett live from

1499
01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:50,960
Speaker 1: the kitchen with some sound that we're gonna listen to.

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01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:55,360
Speaker 1: Uh do we have ethel Merman ready to go well do? Okay, okay,

1501
01:25:55,680 --> 01:26:03,920
Speaker 1: hear me out. So last night Alex show exactly. So

1502
01:26:05,720 --> 01:26:08,200
Speaker 1: last night Alex and I were sitting okay, hear me out.

1503
01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:10,600
Speaker 1: This is kind of an interesting story. The house we

1504
01:26:10,720 --> 01:26:13,000
Speaker 1: live in out here in the country, the living room

1505
01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:16,760
Speaker 1: part was built in the nineteen forties. Okay, So I said,

1506
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:20,200
Speaker 1: the other night, we were listening to old music, music

1507
01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:22,679
Speaker 1: that came out before we were born. And I said,

1508
01:26:22,760 --> 01:26:25,360
Speaker 1: just imagine the family sitting in this room. They didn't

1509
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:27,320
Speaker 1: have a TV back then, and they were listening to

1510
01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:32,640
Speaker 1: a radio maybe, or a phonograph, a record player. They

1511
01:26:32,680 --> 01:26:35,000
Speaker 1: were listening to music, just like we're doing now. And

1512
01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:37,479
Speaker 1: so I was like, let's kind of think about what

1513
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:40,560
Speaker 1: this room was used, how it was used back in

1514
01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:45,200
Speaker 1: the nineteen forties. Right, interesting, Right, So we're listening to music,

1515
01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:49,639
Speaker 1: and then on comes ethel Merman. Ethel Merman was a huge,

1516
01:26:49,720 --> 01:26:52,720
Speaker 1: huge Broadway star, then a film star, a recording star.

1517
01:26:53,240 --> 01:26:56,120
Speaker 1: She was a massive superstar back in her day, way

1518
01:26:56,200 --> 01:27:01,840
Speaker 1: before we were around. Right, listen to her voice. The cowboys,

1519
01:27:02,120 --> 01:27:06,200
Speaker 1: the wrestlers, the tumblers, the clowns, the roust bouts that

1520
01:27:06,840 --> 01:27:11,559
Speaker 1: she'll she'll sing in a second, hold on music, people,

1521
01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:15,040
Speaker 1: Is this things look great? Things looks well? Is that

1522
01:27:15,120 --> 01:27:18,240
Speaker 1: what this is? What song is this? Yeah? There's no

1523
01:27:18,280 --> 01:27:22,519
Speaker 1: business like show. Okay, this is obviously from Broadway. Show

1524
01:27:23,680 --> 01:27:27,960
Speaker 1: we play this in. I heart Here she comes scary?

1525
01:27:29,400 --> 01:27:32,200
Speaker 1: Where's ethel Merman? I asked for ethel Merman, It says

1526
01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:35,240
Speaker 1: ethel Mermaid. She's the lead. She'll sing in a second.

1527
01:27:36,720 --> 01:27:38,559
Speaker 1: I never thought in a million years I would scream

1528
01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:40,759
Speaker 1: at the producer on our show, where's the fel Merment

1529
01:27:42,479 --> 01:27:49,800
Speaker 1: I asked for? M Okay, this is the chorus leading

1530
01:27:49,880 --> 01:27:52,200
Speaker 1: up to the point. I'm just trying to make it.

1531
01:27:54,160 --> 01:28:02,519
Speaker 1: This is hilarious. It's a good song. Next day on

1532
01:28:02,680 --> 01:28:06,000
Speaker 1: any minute? Now? Scary? Why would you like go from

1533
01:28:06,040 --> 01:28:08,320
Speaker 1: your job? I didn't get to ethel Merman fast enough.

1534
01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:15,719
Speaker 1: Is she in this? It says it right here ethel

1535
01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:19,400
Speaker 1: Merman slash Bruce Yarnell slash Rufus Smith. It says, no,

1536
01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:21,759
Speaker 1: she's coming out in a second. Ethel Merman is about

1537
01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:26,320
Speaker 1: to enter stage. Last, She's she comes up last? Oh

1538
01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:30,560
Speaker 1: can we kue it up to that part? No? No,

1539
01:28:31,520 --> 01:28:38,960
Speaker 1: here she comes here? Here? Okay? Never, I hate you scary,

1540
01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:43,680
Speaker 1: I hate passion, it says ethel Merment. What am I

1541
01:28:43,720 --> 01:28:51,160
Speaker 1: supposed to do? Were the phrase ethel mrm is? I

1542
01:28:51,240 --> 01:28:55,920
Speaker 1: didn't perform this in school? Okay? Bring this guy brings

1543
01:28:55,960 --> 01:29:00,320
Speaker 1: back memories. Something tells me Ethel's part of the song

1544
01:29:00,479 --> 01:29:04,080
Speaker 1: is almost here. Listen to her songs almost over. I'll

1545
01:29:04,120 --> 01:29:07,640
Speaker 1: remind you listen to her voice when she comes on

1546
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:12,479
Speaker 1: damn it where you don't look over the song on

1547
01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:20,760
Speaker 1: it no ere she comes period business like show business

1548
01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:24,880
Speaker 1: if you tell me it's so. She was a server star,

1549
01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:31,479
Speaker 1: rambling through the country's turning over night. Set back to

1550
01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:34,840
Speaker 1: Ethel smiling as you watch stuff that Damn I hate

1551
01:29:34,880 --> 01:29:40,959
Speaker 1: these guys and see you out there. There's no people

1552
01:29:41,160 --> 01:29:47,599
Speaker 1: like show people. They smile when they are even when

1553
01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:51,080
Speaker 1: turn it off. They're making me man, But do you Okay?

1554
01:29:51,160 --> 01:29:55,160
Speaker 1: My point is this, anyone released a song today with

1555
01:29:55,320 --> 01:30:00,799
Speaker 1: that voice, everyone would be like, what is this right? Scary?

1556
01:30:00,840 --> 01:30:03,280
Speaker 1: I have a twenty second clip of her singing Everything's

1557
01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:08,800
Speaker 1: coming up roses, Okay, twenty seconds. Imagine it's a disco version.

1558
01:30:09,720 --> 01:30:21,599
Speaker 1: You'll be great. Okay, my how times have changed. Yeah,

1559
01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:25,639
Speaker 1: So if that song came out today, everyone will say,

1560
01:30:26,240 --> 01:30:29,120
Speaker 1: why are you playing this? This woman cannot sing? Yeah,

1561
01:30:29,200 --> 01:30:32,000
Speaker 1: but she was the biggest, most incredible performer of her time.

1562
01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:40,120
Speaker 1: Somebody texted in, I have this disco album. Yeah, my god. Okay,

1563
01:30:40,160 --> 01:30:41,840
Speaker 1: so listen to any song that came out like in

1564
01:30:41,880 --> 01:30:44,639
Speaker 1: the nineteen fifties or nineteen sixties. If some of these songs,

1565
01:30:44,720 --> 01:30:49,000
Speaker 1: those songs were released today, they wouldn't go anywhere. No

1566
01:30:49,080 --> 01:30:52,439
Speaker 1: one would listen. Our tastes have changed. Everything is so different.

1567
01:30:52,800 --> 01:30:55,360
Speaker 1: You can't be ethel Merman anymore. Damn it. It makes

1568
01:30:55,360 --> 01:31:00,280
Speaker 1: me so sad. Don't get me started on Carol Channing. Yes,

1569
01:31:01,560 --> 01:31:03,479
Speaker 1: she was cute. You know when this whole thing just

1570
01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:05,400
Speaker 1: fell on its ass because of that bad version of

1571
01:31:05,479 --> 01:31:06,800
Speaker 1: that song. What do you mean you love it? He's

1572
01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:10,760
Speaker 1: so happy, that's just waiting over and over. It's coming.

1573
01:31:10,800 --> 01:31:13,639
Speaker 1: It's right here. This is it. It's first Yarnell again

1574
01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:21,559
Speaker 1: or Carol Channing songs? Okay, play and play a Carol Channing.

1575
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:26,360
Speaker 1: Would this voice worked today? Would you hello, Dolly? Right?

1576
01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:33,439
Speaker 1: This is Diamonds Diamonds are Girls. Here's your comes Carol

1577
01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:35,840
Speaker 1: Channing with this work in the year twenty twenty. I

1578
01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:41,800
Speaker 1: don't know the friend. Oh god, that isn't Carol Channing.

1579
01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:45,400
Speaker 1: There's no name this way. This kicks in light soon.

1580
01:31:45,880 --> 01:31:47,960
Speaker 1: No you we said that last time. But the guys,

1581
01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:50,639
Speaker 1: the guys just do the INChO on Diamonds are Girls. Listen.

1582
01:31:50,720 --> 01:31:52,960
Speaker 1: I don't like that he didn't learn any lesson He's like,

1583
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:56,360
Speaker 1: I got another one. That's right again, like you, who

1584
01:31:56,400 --> 01:32:02,240
Speaker 1: are these guys? I need to hear Carol Channing. Yeah,

1585
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:10,240
Speaker 1: that's not hurt it. Okay, listen to this voice. Would

1586
01:32:10,240 --> 01:32:15,360
Speaker 1: this work today? I kiss on the hand? Maybe quite continental,

1587
01:32:15,840 --> 01:32:19,280
Speaker 1: but diamonds are a girl's best friend. And then she

1588
01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:22,680
Speaker 1: got older, it was more, you know, maybe grandba it

1589
01:32:22,880 --> 01:32:27,680
Speaker 1: won't pay the rental on your humble flat. Okay, hell,

1590
01:32:27,800 --> 01:32:31,120
Speaker 1: thank you. At the point, like the bird, you know

1591
01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:34,439
Speaker 1: that song we play every summer, everybody's heard about. If

1592
01:32:34,520 --> 01:32:36,960
Speaker 1: someone released that today, they'd be laughed out of their

1593
01:32:37,720 --> 01:32:41,000
Speaker 1: their studio, like, we can't put that out? Who's this?

1594
01:32:41,320 --> 01:32:53,360
Speaker 1: Carol Channing? Hello, Dolly, Harry Harry, Louie Louie, so nice

1595
01:32:53,680 --> 01:32:59,160
Speaker 1: to Dolly. At least she's talking to the Titans of film.

1596
01:32:59,560 --> 01:33:02,400
Speaker 1: Turn it off, Turn off. This makes me so happy,

1597
01:33:02,439 --> 01:33:04,800
Speaker 1: all this music. It makes me sad because I was

1598
01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:06,320
Speaker 1: trying to make a point and the point was so

1599
01:33:06,560 --> 01:33:08,560
Speaker 1: so watered down it doesn't even make sense anymore. What

1600
01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:12,559
Speaker 1: was the point? My point was back in the day,

1601
01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:15,680
Speaker 1: those were the superstars of the day. If they were

1602
01:33:15,760 --> 01:33:18,719
Speaker 1: released today, they would be laughed out of the business.

1603
01:33:18,800 --> 01:33:22,800
Speaker 1: I had everybody's head. Here's a good example. This song

1604
01:33:22,920 --> 01:33:24,960
Speaker 1: was a number one song across the country, The Bird,

1605
01:33:25,760 --> 01:33:29,320
Speaker 1: back in nineteen whatever. This is a hit, A bad man,

1606
01:33:31,280 --> 01:33:39,200
Speaker 1: bad bad man, bann. People were calling radio stations, Hey,

1607
01:33:39,240 --> 01:33:41,639
Speaker 1: can you play the Bird? It's my favorite song, man?

1608
01:33:42,040 --> 01:33:49,559
Speaker 1: And this is what it was to nowybody, Okay, turn

1609
01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:54,519
Speaker 1: it off. That was on Family Guy. Yeah, I give up.

1610
01:33:54,720 --> 01:33:58,320
Speaker 1: This is the longest hour of our lives. Is it

1611
01:33:58,439 --> 01:34:03,519
Speaker 1: only Tuesday? Jesus, that's it. I just want to say,

1612
01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:08,080
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I screwed up this

1613
01:34:08,320 --> 01:34:14,400
Speaker 1: entire second said on the screen scary. It's not like

1614
01:34:14,520 --> 01:34:18,200
Speaker 1: you would ever be familiar with any of those, And

1615
01:34:18,280 --> 01:34:22,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, my favorite texts are coming in. I

1616
01:34:22,280 --> 01:34:25,719
Speaker 1: just turned on the radio. What is going on? There's

1617
01:34:25,720 --> 01:34:29,280
Speaker 1: no way to explain it. Every lyric to every single

1618
01:34:29,320 --> 01:34:31,599
Speaker 1: thing we just played, none at all. Those those aren't

1619
01:34:31,640 --> 01:34:34,080
Speaker 1: classic songs. I was just making a point about how

1620
01:34:34,880 --> 01:34:38,200
Speaker 1: our taste in sound has changed, that's all. We are

1621
01:34:38,280 --> 01:34:41,040
Speaker 1: sonically in a different place now than we were back

1622
01:34:41,040 --> 01:34:47,320
Speaker 1: in those days. Okay, let's get into the sound of Garrett.

1623
01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:50,559
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. That was like the biggest waste radio

1624
01:34:50,640 --> 01:34:53,200
Speaker 1: real estate. I was in Hello Dolly in high school.

1625
01:34:54,560 --> 01:34:56,960
Speaker 1: You were Yeah. So I went to an all boys

1626
01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:59,479
Speaker 1: school and the all girls school put on Hello Dolly.

1627
01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:04,000
Speaker 1: So about fifty guys tried out, and about twenty guys

1628
01:35:04,120 --> 01:35:06,200
Speaker 1: made it. And then by the time the show, there

1629
01:35:06,280 --> 01:35:08,439
Speaker 1: was only four guys on the cast because they all

1630
01:35:08,520 --> 01:35:10,479
Speaker 1: dropped out because they realized that, you know, it's kind

1631
01:35:10,520 --> 01:35:12,519
Speaker 1: of boring. So I played all the background roles. So

1632
01:35:12,560 --> 01:35:15,840
Speaker 1: I went from being a waiter to a judge to like, like,

1633
01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:17,479
Speaker 1: at one point, I was wearing a mustache. Then I

1634
01:35:17,520 --> 01:35:19,280
Speaker 1: had to go off stage and rip it off. But yeah,

1635
01:35:19,280 --> 01:35:22,760
Speaker 1: that's my Hello Dolly experience. Is Hello Dolly, sit down

1636
01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:24,320
Speaker 1: you're rocking the boat? Or is that a different one?

1637
01:35:25,080 --> 01:35:28,519
Speaker 1: Uh sit down, down down, I don't know, I don't

1638
01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:32,360
Speaker 1: know Google that. Alright, let's get into sound with Garrett. Garrett,

1639
01:35:32,360 --> 01:35:33,920
Speaker 1: what's going on? All right? Let's start with Jimy Kimmel

1640
01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:36,519
Speaker 1: last night. We played a preview yesterday, but he put

1641
01:35:36,600 --> 01:35:39,080
Speaker 1: out his bit that he does every year where parents

1642
01:35:39,160 --> 01:35:40,840
Speaker 1: go up to their kids and say, hey, I'm sorry,

1643
01:35:41,080 --> 01:35:54,760
Speaker 1: something happened. I ate all your Halloween candy. I did

1644
01:35:54,880 --> 01:36:01,840
Speaker 1: something accidentally. You ate all the breath. All of your

1645
01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:14,240
Speaker 1: guys is candy, candy about some toasts. I tried that

1646
01:36:14,320 --> 01:36:16,160
Speaker 1: with my kids, by the way, and they're like, dead,

1647
01:36:16,400 --> 01:36:19,479
Speaker 1: you can't have all the candy. You're diabetic. And I'm like, well,

1648
01:36:19,560 --> 01:36:22,200
Speaker 1: that just takes all the fun out of this. Really.

1649
01:36:22,680 --> 01:36:24,439
Speaker 1: By the way, sit down, you're rocking the boat from

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Speaker 1: Guys and Dolls, all right. I should have known that

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Speaker 1: oh god. And then he got in there and then

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Speaker 1: this is very interesting. So here is the oldest known

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Speaker 1: Boarded up? Yeah, boarded up, very boarded up. Ut. I

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Speaker 1: was driving through Soho yesterday and everything except the Warby

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Speaker 1: Let's hope that those boards were put up for just

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Speaker 1: saw a lot of traffic, a lot of people walking

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Speaker 1: around to and fro, as they say, And no, New

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Speaker 1: York City isn't dead New York City. It's very much alive.

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Speaker 1: It's just you know, it's paused in dirty, it's paused

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Speaker 1: in some in some regards it is alive. Yeah, someone said,

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Speaker 1: it's just resting. It's resting. Yeah, it's gonna come back

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Speaker 1: better than ever after it's rested. My dad used to

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Speaker 1: say it to when I start crying when we would

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Speaker 1: see a dog on the side of the road. He's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: he's just resting. Yeah, they're fishing. Did Ellie say that

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Speaker 1: to you frog? He did, yeah, And then as I

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Speaker 1: got older and my mind, when he wanted to upset

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Speaker 1: my mom, he would say, he's taking a dirt gnat.

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Speaker 1: You know, this is that season, especially out here in

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Speaker 1: the country, where you see a lot of squirrels, a

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Speaker 1: lot of deer on the side of the roads because

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Speaker 1: they're all running two and fro getting there's a two

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Speaker 1: and FROs lining it. They're running around trying to, you know,

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01:44:55,360 --> 01:44:58,080
Speaker 1: get ready for winter. They're preparing. Yeah. Yeah, they're not

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Speaker 1: like us. We go to Costco. They like, you know, gather.

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Speaker 1: But the roads out here are littered, littered with squirrels.

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Speaker 1: So if you need some some road kill, come on out.

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Speaker 1: It's so sad to me because you know how much

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Speaker 1: if you ever look at a raccoon on the side

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Speaker 1: like they try to stop the car, and they were

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Speaker 1: screaming like so sad. That's awful. I follow the cutest

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Speaker 1: it's a rescue squirrel. Um. The squirrel fell out of

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Speaker 1: the nest when the city workers were destroying the nest,

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Speaker 1: and so they try to give the squirrel baby squirrel

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Speaker 1: back to the mom, but the mom would not take it.

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Speaker 1: So they've been taking care of it. It's Thumbelina, little

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Speaker 1: Thumbelina girl. Oh so cute. She does the cutest things

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Speaker 1: and she's it's the sweetest little squirrel. Yeah, squirrels are

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Speaker 1: cute until they start crapping all over the place and

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Speaker 1: leaving their nuts, like their nut remnants everywhere everywhere, wet skirts.

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Speaker 1: I follow cinderblock Cat. That's the cat that's on a

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Speaker 1: they make him swim to his food. It's crazy. They

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Speaker 1: put him in water and he's just doing his paddle

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Speaker 1: and he's trying to get to the nibble or whatever

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Speaker 1: it is. Kimble? Is that what you feed a cat? Right?

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Speaker 1: Finally they give it to him and they reward him

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Speaker 1: with the kimble. I'm like, this is brilliant. Can you

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Speaker 1: ready to go? Yes, Daniel, all right? So let's start

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Speaker 1: with Billy Eilish. She was not the first person to

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Speaker 1: we have. So it's pretty cool. Cardi b has officially

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Speaker 1: called off her divorce from Offset. I know you might

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Speaker 1: And Chrissy Teagan is really touched by all the gifts

1855
01:48:05,720 --> 01:48:08,400
Speaker 1: that people are sending her in honor of her late son.

1856
01:48:08,479 --> 01:48:11,120
Speaker 1: She actually just got his name tattooed on her wrist.

1857
01:48:11,520 --> 01:48:14,519
Speaker 1: And one gift that she thought was amazing was a

1858
01:48:14,640 --> 01:48:17,160
Speaker 1: friend who said, me and six of my friends donated

1859
01:48:17,240 --> 01:48:19,679
Speaker 1: blood to replace the seven pints that you were given

1860
01:48:19,720 --> 01:48:22,680
Speaker 1: in the hospital in honor of baby Jack. So That

1861
01:48:22,840 --> 01:48:25,000
Speaker 1: was a really touching gift because as of because right

1862
01:48:25,040 --> 01:48:27,759
Speaker 1: now with everything going on, there's a shortage of blood.

1863
01:48:27,800 --> 01:48:30,160
Speaker 1: So it's very nice that her friends did that. And

1864
01:48:30,560 --> 01:48:33,320
Speaker 1: let's end off with this. Andrew Lincoln from The Walking Dead,

1865
01:48:33,400 --> 01:48:36,440
Speaker 1: you know him as Rick. He will be playing Ebenezer

1866
01:48:36,600 --> 01:48:39,880
Speaker 1: Scrooge at the Old vic Theater in London. Now, this

1867
01:48:40,080 --> 01:48:42,240
Speaker 1: show has been going on for the past four years.

1868
01:48:42,640 --> 01:48:45,400
Speaker 1: They've been doing a Christmas Carol. This year obviously it's

1869
01:48:45,400 --> 01:48:47,400
Speaker 1: going to be a little bit different. There'll be no audience,

1870
01:48:47,479 --> 01:48:50,880
Speaker 1: but be full scale live musicians, all the tech that

1871
01:48:51,000 --> 01:48:54,360
Speaker 1: you need, and it's actually going to be on you're

1872
01:48:54,360 --> 01:48:56,920
Speaker 1: gonna watch it on television or stream it. So there'll

1873
01:48:56,960 --> 01:48:59,960
Speaker 1: be sixteen live performances. There's eighty thousand tickets up for grabs.

1874
01:49:00,320 --> 01:49:02,439
Speaker 1: One ticket is for a group of people. It's going

1875
01:49:02,479 --> 01:49:04,200
Speaker 1: from December twelveth to the twenty fourth, So if you

1876
01:49:04,280 --> 01:49:06,080
Speaker 1: want to look it up, maybe you want to watch that.

1877
01:49:06,439 --> 01:49:07,920
Speaker 1: And if you're a fan of them Walking Dead, my

1878
01:49:08,040 --> 01:49:11,400
Speaker 1: guesses you're definitely gonna want to do that tonight on television.

1879
01:49:11,479 --> 01:49:14,960
Speaker 1: You know, it's election coverage everywhere. You can always escape

1880
01:49:14,960 --> 01:49:17,760
Speaker 1: to certain things. I know, Um Garrett actually told me

1881
01:49:17,800 --> 01:49:21,040
Speaker 1: about a movie called Holiday with Emma Roberts on Netflix.

1882
01:49:21,400 --> 01:49:24,560
Speaker 1: He says, it's not your typical dating holiday movie. He

1883
01:49:24,560 --> 01:49:26,600
Speaker 1: said he absolutely loved it and you will too, so

1884
01:49:26,680 --> 01:49:28,400
Speaker 1: you may want to check that out. Who knows, Maybe

1885
01:49:28,439 --> 01:49:30,840
Speaker 1: you just need something different. And that's my Danielle report.

1886
01:49:30,920 --> 01:49:33,160
Speaker 1: I think we do need something different. Thank you, thank you.

1887
01:49:33,200 --> 01:49:35,840
Speaker 1: I love you, Danielle. So when texted and said, the

1888
01:49:35,920 --> 01:49:39,160
Speaker 1: deer are running around crazy these days because they're all horny.

1889
01:49:39,520 --> 01:49:43,519
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, I'm sure exciting. Can you edgine with

1890
01:49:43,640 --> 01:49:47,479
Speaker 1: people getting by cars because they have to run around

1891
01:49:47,680 --> 01:49:50,040
Speaker 1: to mount each other? I have gone a long time

1892
01:49:50,040 --> 01:49:56,320
Speaker 1: ago again. All right, taking a break. We're back after

1893
01:49:56,439 --> 01:50:05,160
Speaker 1: this in the morning show show. All right, you're ready

1894
01:50:05,160 --> 01:50:06,439
Speaker 1: for one of those breaks where we talk and talk

1895
01:50:06,479 --> 01:50:10,519
Speaker 1: and never really say anything of any significance. Yeah, okay,

1896
01:50:10,520 --> 01:50:15,400
Speaker 1: every single break. Today is National Sandwich Day. I hope

1897
01:50:15,400 --> 01:50:18,840
Speaker 1: you celebrate by having a nice sandwich named named after

1898
01:50:18,880 --> 01:50:23,400
Speaker 1: the Earl of Sandwich who used to be a gambler

1899
01:50:23,479 --> 01:50:25,120
Speaker 1: and he didn't want to put his cards down and

1900
01:50:25,200 --> 01:50:27,519
Speaker 1: get dirty when he when he wanted to stop and

1901
01:50:27,560 --> 01:50:29,400
Speaker 1: eat in the middle of a poker game, so he

1902
01:50:29,560 --> 01:50:31,880
Speaker 1: kept eating cards in one hand, sandwich in the other.

1903
01:50:32,040 --> 01:50:33,759
Speaker 1: He took a piece of meat put it in between

1904
01:50:33,800 --> 01:50:36,840
Speaker 1: two pieces of break This is convenient. But look he did.

1905
01:50:37,080 --> 01:50:39,439
Speaker 1: Did you know that today there is an eleventh Earl

1906
01:50:39,479 --> 01:50:43,000
Speaker 1: of Sandwich in the line of sandwiches and he serves

1907
01:50:43,040 --> 01:50:44,880
Speaker 1: in the House of Lords. Absolutely, it's a real f

1908
01:50:45,479 --> 01:50:49,920
Speaker 1: It's true. If it wasn't sandwich, Like, what would the

1909
01:50:50,000 --> 01:50:51,799
Speaker 1: name have been if it wasn't the Earl of Sandwich

1910
01:50:51,880 --> 01:50:54,680
Speaker 1: that came up with the sandwich? I don't know. See,

1911
01:50:54,680 --> 01:50:56,599
Speaker 1: it's one less thing to think about, Daniel. They they've

1912
01:50:56,720 --> 01:51:00,360
Speaker 1: named that contraption for us, the sandwich. Thank you. Now

1913
01:51:01,800 --> 01:51:05,320
Speaker 1: take a guess the most popular sandwich in America? Oh,

1914
01:51:06,280 --> 01:51:10,560
Speaker 1: quil cheese, hamburger, turkey sandwich, a hot dog, hamburger. You

1915
01:51:10,680 --> 01:51:14,280
Speaker 1: know what. I bet they're not even considering hamburger sandwich

1916
01:51:14,360 --> 01:51:16,880
Speaker 1: on this this but I would say that would be

1917
01:51:16,960 --> 01:51:19,720
Speaker 1: the one. They're saying as far as sandwiches other than hamburgers,

1918
01:51:19,960 --> 01:51:22,519
Speaker 1: go h the standard ham sandwich with ham, cheese and

1919
01:51:22,640 --> 01:51:25,880
Speaker 1: mustard mayonnaise, followed by the BLT. I would think peanut

1920
01:51:25,880 --> 01:51:28,400
Speaker 1: butter and jelly. But they're saying, oh, yeah, it is

1921
01:51:28,439 --> 01:51:31,559
Speaker 1: not it's not the number one eaten sandwich in America,

1922
01:51:31,640 --> 01:51:34,960
Speaker 1: but we each we'll have eaten about fifteen hundred of

1923
01:51:35,000 --> 01:51:36,720
Speaker 1: those by the time we graduate from high school. I

1924
01:51:36,800 --> 01:51:39,800
Speaker 1: can't wait to graduate. Yes, Gary, my friends made fun

1925
01:51:39,880 --> 01:51:42,920
Speaker 1: of me because I ordered Bologney, like that's a kids thing.

1926
01:51:43,200 --> 01:51:46,120
Speaker 1: I'm like blogny, No, but you're never too old for bologny,

1927
01:51:46,360 --> 01:51:48,840
Speaker 1: and like, oh, I just some people picture it as

1928
01:51:48,880 --> 01:51:51,519
Speaker 1: like an eight year olds nine year olds like a

1929
01:51:51,560 --> 01:51:54,200
Speaker 1: Blogney sandwich. It does sound like something you get from

1930
01:51:54,240 --> 01:51:59,519
Speaker 1: one of those those those kits the lunch. It's not

1931
01:51:59,640 --> 01:52:04,360
Speaker 1: like a query board peanut butter and jelly. We had

1932
01:52:04,439 --> 01:52:06,519
Speaker 1: peanut b and jel just yesterday. It was a quick

1933
01:52:06,560 --> 01:52:08,639
Speaker 1: grab it and eat it. It's my favorite sandwich. I'm

1934
01:52:08,640 --> 01:52:11,360
Speaker 1: gonna have that today, I think so. Depending on where

1935
01:52:11,360 --> 01:52:13,680
Speaker 1: you're from. In this country of ours, hero sandwiches are

1936
01:52:13,800 --> 01:52:17,799
Speaker 1: known as Hogi's grinders and subs. How do sub sandwich

1937
01:52:17,840 --> 01:52:21,400
Speaker 1: get its name? Well? In beautiful New London, Connecticut. During

1938
01:52:21,640 --> 01:52:26,400
Speaker 1: World War Two, the Delhi called benedetto Capaldo's Italian Deli

1939
01:52:27,360 --> 01:52:30,160
Speaker 1: received an order from the nearby US Naval submarine base

1940
01:52:30,200 --> 01:52:32,719
Speaker 1: for five hundred Hero sandwiches, and from that day forward,

1941
01:52:32,720 --> 01:52:35,200
Speaker 1: anytime a customer order to Hero, the employees of the

1942
01:52:35,280 --> 01:52:39,760
Speaker 1: Delhi called it a sub. So there you have it.

1943
01:52:40,360 --> 01:52:43,120
Speaker 1: I call it a sub. You do. Yeah. I never

1944
01:52:43,200 --> 01:52:46,360
Speaker 1: say hero or HOGI, which is probably incorrect in some places,

1945
01:52:46,400 --> 01:52:48,559
Speaker 1: but I always say sub. Yeah. I learned that there

1946
01:52:48,600 --> 01:52:54,840
Speaker 1: were grinder while living in Philly. I learned it from

1947
01:52:54,880 --> 01:53:00,439
Speaker 1: you swich the sandwich. I was listening to our station

1948
01:53:00,520 --> 01:53:04,360
Speaker 1: in Toronto, Proud Proud FM, and the guy Jarrett who

1949
01:53:04,360 --> 01:53:07,400
Speaker 1: does the afternoon show, he was talking about He's email

1950
01:53:07,479 --> 01:53:09,800
Speaker 1: me now with your favorite grinder stories. Keep him clean.

1951
01:53:11,120 --> 01:53:15,560
Speaker 1: You're right a thing as a clean grinder story. No

1952
01:53:16,439 --> 01:53:20,400
Speaker 1: emails came through. Seeing more people from the Torso Down

1953
01:53:20,439 --> 01:53:23,200
Speaker 1: than when I was surfing my friend's grinder app just too.

1954
01:53:23,520 --> 01:53:26,200
Speaker 1: It's all it's Torso Down baby. Yeah, they don't care

1955
01:53:26,240 --> 01:53:29,360
Speaker 1: what you have from the neck up um anyway, the grinder.

1956
01:53:29,400 --> 01:53:31,000
Speaker 1: Of course, I learned what a grinder was when I

1957
01:53:31,040 --> 01:53:33,840
Speaker 1: was living in Philly because that was wait. I ordered

1958
01:53:33,880 --> 01:53:35,519
Speaker 1: my sandwiches there. There you go, So I have a

1959
01:53:35,600 --> 01:53:39,200
Speaker 1: sandwich today. Are you bored? Is? Uncle Elvi was boring everyone? No, No,

1960
01:53:39,479 --> 01:53:42,920
Speaker 1: you're making me hungry. Yeah, we're about to record our

1961
01:53:43,000 --> 01:53:45,880
Speaker 1: fifteen minute Morning show podcast. I know Brody is is

1962
01:53:45,920 --> 01:53:48,000
Speaker 1: Brody even on? Yeah? He's on? Is he in the

1963
01:53:48,080 --> 01:53:52,360
Speaker 1: zoom room? Hey Brody? Yeah? What sandwich are you gonna

1964
01:53:52,360 --> 01:53:58,200
Speaker 1: have today to celebrate the sandwich chicken palm? Thank Yeah,

1965
01:53:58,520 --> 01:54:02,280
Speaker 1: that's a good sandwich. All right, I'm in, I'm in um.

1966
01:54:03,640 --> 01:54:09,479
Speaker 1: Also there's this argument, uh, the Sloppy Joe argument. See

1967
01:54:09,520 --> 01:54:11,720
Speaker 1: where I'm from. Sloppy Joe's it's it's ground beef and

1968
01:54:11,800 --> 01:54:13,920
Speaker 1: it's with tomatoes, spices and what you can a man

1969
01:54:13,960 --> 01:54:16,120
Speaker 1: which whatever you wanna call it from the grocer store.

1970
01:54:16,400 --> 01:54:19,200
Speaker 1: But you know, up the north in the Northeast, Sloppy

1971
01:54:19,280 --> 01:54:22,280
Speaker 1: Joe's also like, it's a Delhi sandwich right with ham

1972
01:54:22,400 --> 01:54:28,920
Speaker 1: and turkey. It's got turkey, it's got and Russian dressing.

1973
01:54:30,040 --> 01:54:32,080
Speaker 1: I both. This is the most boring conversation the show

1974
01:54:32,120 --> 01:54:35,520
Speaker 1: has ever had. We could do the Sprinkles conversation. Jimmy's

1975
01:54:36,280 --> 01:54:40,000
Speaker 1: exactly exactly. Anyway, So we're going to get into the

1976
01:54:40,440 --> 01:54:42,440
Speaker 1: fifteen minute Morning Show podcast. We're gonna record that in

1977
01:54:42,440 --> 01:54:43,880
Speaker 1: the zoom room in a moment. What are we gonna do?

1978
01:54:44,320 --> 01:54:45,880
Speaker 1: Is anyone want to help plan this thing? Before we

1979
01:54:46,880 --> 01:54:51,640
Speaker 1: just get stupid stuff. Let's not talk about sandwiches. Already

1980
01:54:51,680 --> 01:54:54,560
Speaker 1: exhausted that topic. It's election day. It should be all

1981
01:54:54,640 --> 01:54:59,560
Speaker 1: politics everything. We're gonna we're gonna each go around and

1982
01:54:59,600 --> 01:55:02,480
Speaker 1: say who we voted for it, and then and then

1983
01:55:02,560 --> 01:55:04,280
Speaker 1: you tell each other what you think of each other.

1984
01:55:04,400 --> 01:55:11,320
Speaker 1: That's way sounds like a fun day at the podcast.

1985
01:55:11,640 --> 01:55:14,480
Speaker 1: We got this all right, Let's get into the three

1986
01:55:14,520 --> 01:55:16,200
Speaker 1: things we need to know from Gandhi here on National

1987
01:55:16,280 --> 01:55:20,000
Speaker 1: Sandwich Day, Eat a sandwich. What's going on? All right?

1988
01:55:20,040 --> 01:55:21,680
Speaker 1: We might not be talking about it in the podcast,

1989
01:55:21,720 --> 01:55:23,920
Speaker 1: but it is election day and polls are open. We

1990
01:55:24,080 --> 01:55:26,200
Speaker 1: probably will not have a solid outcome by the end

1991
01:55:26,200 --> 01:55:28,640
Speaker 1: of the night, but we do know all polls will

1992
01:55:28,760 --> 01:55:31,360
Speaker 1: have to be closed by nine pm, with some closing

1993
01:55:31,440 --> 01:55:33,560
Speaker 1: hours earlier. So if you have to make it to

1994
01:55:33,640 --> 01:55:36,360
Speaker 1: a polling location today, make sure that it's your designated

1995
01:55:36,400 --> 01:55:39,480
Speaker 1: precinct and double check those times. So far, well over

1996
01:55:39,520 --> 01:55:42,040
Speaker 1: one hundred million Americans have already voted. If you have

1997
01:55:42,120 --> 01:55:43,680
Speaker 1: a mail in ballot, you have to drop it off

1998
01:55:43,680 --> 01:55:45,960
Speaker 1: at an official drop box or in the mail today,

1999
01:55:46,320 --> 01:55:48,280
Speaker 1: and don't forget you may be waiting outside for a while,

2000
01:55:48,360 --> 01:55:50,960
Speaker 1: so dress appropriately if you need a ride. Uber and

2001
01:55:51,040 --> 01:55:53,520
Speaker 1: Lyft are both offering a fifty percent discount so you

2002
01:55:53,560 --> 01:55:57,760
Speaker 1: can go vote in forty states. Coronavirus cases are now

2003
01:55:58,080 --> 01:56:01,080
Speaker 1: rising quickly. New cases have climbed by twenty five percent

2004
01:56:01,160 --> 01:56:03,320
Speaker 1: in the past two weeks. Some of the biggest jumps

2005
01:56:03,320 --> 01:56:06,960
Speaker 1: are in Michigan and Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania officials reported more

2006
01:56:07,000 --> 01:56:09,280
Speaker 1: than two thousand cases for six days in a row,

2007
01:56:09,600 --> 01:56:13,320
Speaker 1: which has not happened yet. Nationwide, coronavirus deaths were up

2008
01:56:13,360 --> 01:56:15,920
Speaker 1: fifteen percent over the past two weeks. The death toll

2009
01:56:15,960 --> 01:56:19,080
Speaker 1: now stands at nearly two hundred and thirty two thousand Americans.

2010
01:56:19,760 --> 01:56:22,960
Speaker 1: And finally, what would you guys do in this situation?

2011
01:56:23,280 --> 01:56:25,360
Speaker 1: A woman in India got married to a guy back

2012
01:56:25,400 --> 01:56:28,800
Speaker 1: in September and the next day he revealed that, in fact,

2013
01:56:28,840 --> 01:56:30,640
Speaker 1: he had been wearing a hairpiece the whole time and

2014
01:56:30,760 --> 01:56:34,160
Speaker 1: he's bald. So now she filed a legal complaint against him,

2015
01:56:34,160 --> 01:56:36,480
Speaker 1: and the police are looking into whether or not it's fraud.

2016
01:56:36,840 --> 01:56:39,040
Speaker 1: Would you divorce someone if they tricked you with their hair?

2017
01:56:39,320 --> 01:56:45,200
Speaker 1: Really they tricked you, but they tricked you, right, that's

2018
01:56:45,240 --> 01:56:47,720
Speaker 1: the thing. Honestly, Like you're gonna lose your hair at

2019
01:56:47,800 --> 01:56:49,400
Speaker 1: some point, But I don't need it to all happen

2020
01:56:49,480 --> 01:56:51,640
Speaker 1: at one moment because you lied to me about your

2021
01:56:51,680 --> 01:56:54,360
Speaker 1: hairpiece well being. If you lied to me about your hair,

2022
01:56:54,400 --> 01:56:57,760
Speaker 1: I'm wondering what else you're lying about? Right everything, that's

2023
01:56:57,800 --> 01:57:02,000
Speaker 1: the problem. Those are the three things. Thank you, Gandhi.

2024
01:57:02,160 --> 01:57:04,760
Speaker 1: Your phone tap a very special election phone tap. Come

2025
01:57:04,800 --> 01:57:07,440
Speaker 1: and affect to this. What's happened? Demi Levard? Okay, this

2026
01:57:07,520 --> 01:57:10,920
Speaker 1: is Alicia Keys. It's Camila Cabell with el d Elvis

2027
01:57:11,000 --> 01:57:16,000
Speaker 1: Duran in the morning shouting Hey, it's Daniel Lactastic is

2028
01:57:16,040 --> 01:57:18,400
Speaker 1: my new favorite free scratch card app where you can

2029
01:57:18,480 --> 01:57:21,320
Speaker 1: win right from your phone. Play daily so you can

2030
01:57:21,360 --> 01:57:23,520
Speaker 1: see all the new contests and collect tokens to win

2031
01:57:23,600 --> 01:57:27,960
Speaker 1: instant cash prizes like Amazon gift cards. Download Luctastic today

2032
01:57:28,000 --> 01:57:32,920
Speaker 1: and start playing Elvis, Elvis durand the Elvis Duran. Phone

2033
01:57:32,960 --> 01:57:36,200
Speaker 1: tap Dave Brody, Yes, sir, what's your phone tap all about? Elvis?

2034
01:57:36,240 --> 01:57:38,360
Speaker 1: Our listener Jeff wanted to phone tap his friend Bill.

2035
01:57:38,440 --> 01:57:41,839
Speaker 1: Bill is very very very positive for one particular candidate

2036
01:57:42,080 --> 01:57:45,800
Speaker 1: running for president, constantly posting on social media, constantly talking

2037
01:57:45,840 --> 01:57:47,720
Speaker 1: about it, so he wanted me to phone tap him.

2038
01:57:48,040 --> 01:57:51,640
Speaker 1: As another candidates campaign office to try to get him

2039
01:57:51,680 --> 01:57:55,040
Speaker 1: to switch his vote. All right, m let's see how

2040
01:57:55,080 --> 01:57:58,960
Speaker 1: this works out. Let's listen to it. Hello, Yeah, I'm

2041
01:57:59,000 --> 01:58:04,320
Speaker 1: looking for Bill, speaking Bill. I'm calling from Sanders for Sanders.

2042
01:58:04,680 --> 01:58:06,760
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about the one percent.

2043
01:58:07,000 --> 01:58:09,200
Speaker 1: This is not a good time, not a good time.

2044
01:58:09,360 --> 01:58:12,320
Speaker 1: It's always a good time for democracy. It's always a

2045
01:58:12,360 --> 01:58:16,040
Speaker 1: good time to get the big banks. At the first

2046
01:58:16,080 --> 01:58:20,000
Speaker 1: of all, he's got the wrong guy, and I'm very

2047
01:58:20,080 --> 01:58:22,840
Speaker 1: busy where everybody's the right guy. Listen to me. My

2048
01:58:23,040 --> 01:58:25,040
Speaker 1: name is Ernie Sanders. I want to talk to you

2049
01:58:25,040 --> 01:58:27,240
Speaker 1: about free college tuition. I want to talk to you

2050
01:58:27,280 --> 01:58:31,560
Speaker 1: about bringing manufacturing back to America. I'm I'm lurking, first

2051
01:58:31,600 --> 01:58:34,120
Speaker 1: of all, and second of all, I am I am

2052
01:58:34,200 --> 01:58:39,080
Speaker 1: an advocate of Trump. Okay, he says what he means.

2053
01:58:39,160 --> 01:58:41,000
Speaker 1: He means what he says. He is going to make

2054
01:58:41,080 --> 01:58:43,680
Speaker 1: America great again. Don Jimmie that make him. You gotta

2055
01:58:43,720 --> 01:58:48,000
Speaker 1: vote for Bunny Trump Schrump feel the burly, Ernie, you

2056
01:58:48,200 --> 01:58:51,280
Speaker 1: have picked the wrong guy at the wrong time. I

2057
01:58:51,400 --> 01:58:53,920
Speaker 1: told you, I am busy, and you're upsetting me. The

2058
01:58:54,000 --> 01:58:56,240
Speaker 1: word percent of getting all the money and the middle

2059
01:58:56,280 --> 01:58:59,840
Speaker 1: class is getting poked on. We got nothing, Jeff. I

2060
01:59:00,200 --> 01:59:03,320
Speaker 1: think he hung up. Man, let me call him back.

2061
01:59:03,320 --> 01:59:08,720
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, let me come back. Hello. My

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Speaker 1: brother is also gonna get good cell phone calls for

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Speaker 1: everybody because I am working here. Maybe you don't know

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Speaker 1: the meaning of that. Secretary Clinton agrees with my brother,

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Speaker 1: and Trump is gonna ruin this country. You gotta loll

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Speaker 1: you party liar. She's a liar. The other one's a liar.

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Speaker 1: Cruise and your brother is crazy. Hello. Yes, this is

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Speaker 1: Bennie Sanders. I'm calling from Sanders for Sanders. I've ont

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Speaker 1: to talked to you about my younger brother, Bernie Sanders.

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Speaker 1: Did you just call me? But a'm talking about this

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Speaker 1: is my first phone caller. I just, I just I

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Speaker 1: just had this conversation. I want you to stop calling me.

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Speaker 1: I want you to understand that I love Donald Trump.

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Speaker 1: He's the one who has the correct ideas. Bernie Sanders

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Speaker 1: is a good man. I'm calling you. I'm Benny. He

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Speaker 1: can beat up best man. If that's your younger brother,

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Speaker 1: what do you like A hundred and eighty? Don't value behold?

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Speaker 1: I am as long as I got breath in my lungs.

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Speaker 1: Bennie Sanders will always be for Bernie Sanders. Why don't

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Speaker 1: you give me your actress and I'll send you some

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Speaker 1: of my Trump buttons? How about that? Would you like

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Speaker 1: some Trump No, I don't. I don't vant Trump buttons,

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Speaker 1: although the prospect of getting something for free, I'm o David.

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Speaker 1: But listen to me. Hello, Hello, Bill, what is this?

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Speaker 1: This is Bernie Sanders. I'm calling on behalf of Sanders

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Speaker 1: Sanders money. Let's wrong, Son, listen to me, Tom Old

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Speaker 1: drown bite Donald Trump. How can you not feel guilty

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Speaker 1: sayings that? Oh no, my conscience is clear, young lady.

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Speaker 1: You amy and you tell that. Lady You're very sweet,

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Speaker 1: but Son, you need to learn to feel the better.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to be respectful to you, Bernie, but I'm

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Speaker 1: my number. Button. Stop calling me this harassment. Bill. I'll

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Speaker 1: make a deal with you. We won't call you anymore

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Speaker 1: that was awesome. I'm sure the Sanders family is very,

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Speaker 1: very appreciative. We had Ernie, we had Benny, and we

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