1 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:08,000 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that seemed up with Jim Henson's 2 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 1: Studios to host a charity kissing booth called make Out 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:17,079 Speaker 1: with a Muppet. Finally, you can fulfill your fantasy of 4 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:20,160 Speaker 1: locking lips with Gonzo and Fozzy. 5 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 2: Take all My money with Laser Stories. 6 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 1: The second where we read weird news stories around the globe, 7 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. 8 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:35,440 Speaker 1: Those other Kermit canudlers just go. This first laser story 9 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 1: is out of North Little Rock, Arkansas. Twenty six year 10 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 1: old Tavia Woodfork went to the Golden Corral restaurant with 11 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:43,160 Speaker 1: her family. 12 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 2: The other day. Good for you, smart choices, and to no. 13 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:49,479 Speaker 1: One's surprise, about twenty minutes in, she went to the 14 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 1: restroom after complaining of stomach pants. 15 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:53,880 Speaker 2: Everybody can tamping it by. 16 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 1: Twenty minutes though, pretty much a record for that story media. 17 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 1: What Tavia didn't know was that it wasn't the food 18 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 1: the pain. 19 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:06,679 Speaker 2: She was in active labor wait. Is one of those 20 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:08,480 Speaker 2: where she didn't know she was pregnant. I had no 21 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:14,200 Speaker 2: idea she was thirty seven pregnant. I thought that this 22 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:16,760 Speaker 2: stuff was made up. And then I had a neighbor 23 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 2: whose friend didn't know she was pregnant, and she was 24 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:23,399 Speaker 2: a skinny lady and she gave birth. Oh my god, 25 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 2: I could be pregnant right now, Jack, it blows my mind. Jazz, Okay, 26 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 2: it really happens. We all need to get tested after this. 27 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:31,520 Speaker 2: Keep going. 28 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,680 Speaker 1: Once the family realized what was going on, they alerted 29 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:35,880 Speaker 1: the restaurant staff and. 30 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:38,040 Speaker 2: They had an immediate gender reveal party. 31 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 1: They all pitched in and a few minutes later, a 32 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 1: baby was born right there in the Golden Corral bathroom stall. 33 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 2: You got a name of Golden Like. 34 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: The restaurant immediately posted the birth on its social media 35 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: because that's a great way to entice others into your buffet. 36 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 2: Wash their hands before they were back. 37 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 1: Also, we just refilled the chicken and side note, baby 38 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 1: was healthy, weighing six pounds one ounce, with the full 39 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:15,560 Speaker 1: name tamar Kylan corral Wood. 40 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 2: For they let that woman hit that ice cream machine 41 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 2: before she so. 42 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: Since the family generously put corral in the baby's name, 43 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 1: will he get free ribs for the rest of his life? 44 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 1: Give him. 45 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:31,320 Speaker 2: Right now? 46 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,239 Speaker 1: The company's pondering all the options, including putting a plaque 47 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 1: on the bathroom stall in his honor. Struggling. This rex 48 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:43,800 Speaker 1: Laser story is out of Hammond to Louisiana. Nita Summer 49 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 1: camp for your kids that hate the outdoors, No problem, 50 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 1: because there's one that's making news right now that doesn't 51 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 1: have canoes or campfires or any singing involved. It sounds 52 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: like jo Instead, your kids will get a chance to 53 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:01,120 Speaker 1: learn all the various tasks that fast food workers do 54 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 1: at Chick fil A camp that well technically it's not 55 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 1: a camp per se, it's in a restaurant and for 56 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,359 Speaker 1: kids between the ages of five and twelve years old, 57 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:19,720 Speaker 1: they'll learn so much. Activities include dining room hosting and 58 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:20,720 Speaker 1: how to take an order. 59 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 2: They can't stay over the counter yet, yeah vam stools. 60 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:28,720 Speaker 1: There also how to bag up in order and make 61 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 1: your own ice dream cone creamy. 62 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 2: It only cost kids thirty five dollars to attend. They 63 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 2: have to pay to go to Chick fil A and work, 64 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 2: And if you're wondering, yes, they will be doing the 65 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 2: work of actual. 66 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,640 Speaker 1: Employees and those kids better learn to put an extra 67 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,560 Speaker 1: Chick fil A sauce guy. As you can imagine, the 68 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: announcement wasn't met with quite as much excitement as Chick 69 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 1: fil A hat hoped. 70 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 2: I mean, or you just look at your kid and 71 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 2: you're like, well, this could be a career for you. 72 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 2: This is the best you're gonna do. Kids do it. 73 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,720 Speaker 1: They had over one thousand angry comments come in, and 74 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 1: some people even tag the US Department. 75 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 2: Of Labor cover. 76 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: Come on. However, there was a couple of supporters. One 77 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: person said, kudos to you, Chick fil A. It's nice 78 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 1: to see a company offer to teach young kids about 79 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,720 Speaker 1: work ethic and responsibilities. 80 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:22,600 Speaker 2: That little Johnny get back on the deep friar if 81 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 2: you're interested. 82 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: Chick fil A Camp takes place July twenty second through 83 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 1: the twenty fourth. 84 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:31,279 Speaker 2: Mids meet Brook and her children there. 85 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: Oh no, I won't be there campus for drop off 86 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 1: and go why do you get paid the thirty five dollars? 87 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:40,479 Speaker 2: Next laser story is out of Wiener Town? 88 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,880 Speaker 1: Yay? I know, ladies. I feel like this conversation happens 89 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 1: every week, but Alexis always reminds me. 90 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 2: Jeff, size does matter. 91 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:51,719 Speaker 1: All the time. 92 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:56,320 Speaker 2: I even though we don't see eye to eye on 93 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 2: that point. Do you know who agrees with her? 94 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 1: A popular online sports book because they were the ones 95 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,520 Speaker 1: who set out to find the biggest Wiener in Major League. 96 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:09,640 Speaker 2: Baseball actual hot dogs. That's so funny. Yeah. 97 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,599 Speaker 1: The search led them to Texas, where the Boomstick hot 98 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 1: Dog the Rangers are serving to fans clocks in and 99 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: a whopping twenty four inches long. 100 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:23,320 Speaker 2: Woo. I thought that Arizona one was gonna do that. 101 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 1: It's almost the length of a Major League Baseball gap 102 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,480 Speaker 1: that they actually put it next to one in the photo. 103 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,960 Speaker 2: It's wider than the sea that you sit in. 104 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:35,239 Speaker 1: But I will say the jalapenos and the fake nacho 105 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:38,720 Speaker 1: cheese sauce on the top of it looks so. You 106 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 1: can see a picture of it at the Brook and 107 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,920 Speaker 1: Jeffrey instas stories and the total cost for one is 108 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,200 Speaker 1: thirty two dollars and ninety six sets. 109 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,720 Speaker 2: Your family though, and I'm not exaggerating for a whole week. Yes, 110 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,559 Speaker 2: it's a weapon, that's true. 111 00:05:52,839 --> 00:05:56,000 Speaker 1: The Baltimore Orioles were runners up with the yard Dog, 112 00:05:56,279 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 1: going for twelve inches at twenty three Bucksky and Deadline 113 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:03,440 Speaker 1: asked there were a bunch of teams tied with six inches, 114 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 1: including the Minnesota Twins Big Dog. But that's kind of 115 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:11,920 Speaker 1: understandable because it's a lot colder up there. Yeah. Yeah, 116 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:15,200 Speaker 1: you know your next laser story out of keeping up 117 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 1: with the Joneses. If you're spending half your income on 118 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:22,640 Speaker 1: a least Mercedes, good news. It does probably make other 119 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:26,480 Speaker 1: people think that you're better than them. Oh that's the 120 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 1: whole point pretty much. 121 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:28,320 Speaker 2: Why else would you buy? 122 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:31,440 Speaker 1: A new new study looked at how we perceive people 123 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 1: based just on the type of car that they drive, 124 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:36,800 Speaker 1: and it found a luxury automobile really can give you 125 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,160 Speaker 1: a leg up. Not only does it give you the 126 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:43,160 Speaker 1: illusion of social hierarchy, but it also makes you more 127 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 1: attractive to potential mates. 128 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:50,400 Speaker 2: I disagree, but okay, I never had a conversation about 129 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:53,320 Speaker 2: a guy's car with somebody. No, I mean, is your 130 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 2: girlfriends ever? I just don't know a lot of cars. Yeah. 131 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,880 Speaker 1: Half the people that you've dated in your past lived 132 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 1: in their cars, though, so it's not really much of 133 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:02,640 Speaker 1: a brag. 134 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:06,640 Speaker 2: What's only one? The other one living in his brother's 135 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,160 Speaker 2: spacement and took the bus to my house? Oh the bus. 136 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 2: I'm sure it was a very nice bus. Hey, those 137 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 2: are expensive, I mean, you want to talk about They 138 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:17,720 Speaker 2: found that this is true whether you're a man or 139 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:18,200 Speaker 2: a woman. 140 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 1: Plus, the study also noted that driving a pricey car 141 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:26,040 Speaker 1: makes you think that you're more attractive and socially superiority 142 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,720 Speaker 1: that even if you're not. 143 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,760 Speaker 2: What about just having a Ferrari jacket without the actual car. 144 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:34,560 Speaker 2: Oh I saw a guy wearing a Ferrari hat. 145 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 1: The other day. 146 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, that actually knocks you down if you get in 147 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:38,160 Speaker 2: the social hierarchy. 148 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,840 Speaker 1: If you think about it, there's certain individuals who don't 149 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:45,200 Speaker 1: need fancy cars. They just rely on their raw animal magnetism. 150 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 2: Wow, that's the sound of a turtle checking under the 151 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:53,520 Speaker 2: hood of a Jimmy Chew and he's ready to roll 152 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,320 Speaker 2: for the next five thousand miles before the next oil check. 153 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,760 Speaker 2: And that sound means Laser Stories has come to an 154 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:00,400 Speaker 2: end for the day. We'll do it again the same 155 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,640 Speaker 2: time on Friday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.