WEBVTT - Second Date Update: The Muffin Lady 0:00:00.070 --> 0:00:02.560 Hey, thanks for finding the official Second Date Podcast. 0:00:02.580 --> 0:00:04.200 We are so glad you're here. It's Brooke and Jeffrey 0:00:04.220 --> 0:00:04.700 in the morning. 0:00:04.720 --> 0:00:04.790 Yes. 0:00:05.490 --> 0:00:06.350 No matter how you got here. 0:00:06.650 --> 0:00:06.730 And. 0:00:07.530 --> 0:00:09.070 This is one you're not going to forget today, I'll 0:00:09.090 --> 0:00:10.930 tell you that. You'll never look at a muffin the 0:00:10.970 --> 0:00:11.450 same again. 0:00:11.830 --> 0:00:15.670 No, or maybe a minivan, or just any of the stores. Honestly, 0:00:15.690 --> 0:00:16.870 kids ruin a lot of things for you. 0:00:16.930 --> 0:00:19.610 Yeah, so enjoy the new episode here in a second, 0:00:19.660 --> 0:00:21.260 but first we'd love to highlight your comments. 0:00:21.340 --> 0:00:25.420 Yeah, Kabooty commented on yesterday's Awkward and said, Brooke, you 0:00:25.460 --> 0:00:27.040 should be helping resolve the issue. 0:00:27.100 --> 0:00:29.500 That's why they come to you, not to worsen the situation. 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:29.860 What? 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:32.360 Uh-oh, Brooke, you're in trouble. How did I make it worse? 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:34.260 I didn't say it, they just said it. 0:00:34.300 --> 0:00:35.339 The listeners are mad at you, Brooke. 0:00:35.740 --> 0:00:36.240 I'm sorry. 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:38.830 There is no way you could make that man situation 0:00:38.850 --> 0:00:40.650 worse from yesterday. 0:00:40.690 --> 0:00:42.290 He was a hot mess, okay? 0:00:42.570 --> 0:00:46.070 All right. Well, listen, I guess Alexis will read the 0:00:46.170 --> 0:00:48.470 ones about how I suck at my job more often 0:00:48.530 --> 0:00:49.550 if you leave those comments. 0:00:49.570 --> 0:00:51.650 A lot of them. Yeah, your brand new episode starts 0:00:51.690 --> 0:00:52.069 right now. 0:00:52.090 --> 0:00:53.050 There's a lot of them. 0:00:53.750 --> 0:00:56.610 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. 0:00:57.950 --> 0:01:01.780 What happens when your expectation of a date doesn't match 0:01:01.820 --> 0:01:03.600 what actually happens. 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:03.880 When you meet up? 0:01:04.100 --> 0:01:05.640 Oh, you're just living in reality. 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:09.140 That's not what I mean. I'm just saying nobody's living there. 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:10.770 It happens every time, doesn't it? 0:01:10.850 --> 0:01:13.190 No, like for example, I met up with a person 0:01:13.270 --> 0:01:17.370 one time nicknamed Oak Tree. And when I actually saw them, 0:01:17.730 --> 0:01:19.410 definitely not an oak tree. 0:01:19.630 --> 0:01:20.330 All right, Jeff. 0:01:20.370 --> 0:01:22.150 More like a sapling. 0:01:22.590 --> 0:01:23.910 I don't want the tree analogy. 0:01:24.770 --> 0:01:28.190 Well, that's just an example to lead into our listener, Vince, 0:01:28.310 --> 0:01:31.130 because he's saying he's been kind of disappointed in the 0:01:31.170 --> 0:01:34.250 dates that he's gone on, even though they are happening. 0:01:34.650 --> 0:01:37.530 And he's hoping that we can help him. So, Vince, man, 0:01:37.569 --> 0:01:38.250 welcome to the show. 0:01:38.810 --> 0:01:39.660 Hey, guys. How are you? 0:01:40.090 --> 0:01:42.260 I thought for sure he was going to ask you 0:01:42.300 --> 0:01:43.459 about what type of tree you were. 0:01:44.420 --> 0:01:46.360 We'll get into that later and I can send you 0:01:46.420 --> 0:01:50.059 pictures of the entire Arbor catalog. But Vince, I got 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:51.940 to say, I'm a little bit confused because your email 0:01:51.980 --> 0:01:55.160 says it's not like the girl's ghosting you. You just 0:01:55.220 --> 0:01:57.760 don't like the dates that you two are going on. 0:01:57.920 --> 0:01:59.240 Can you explain more what that means? 0:01:59.900 --> 0:02:02.640 Yeah, they're not going the way I thought they would 0:02:02.820 --> 0:02:03.600 at all. 0:02:03.740 --> 0:02:06.300 They, though, means multiple. You've been on more than one date. 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:09.760 Yes, we've been on a few, and each one gets 0:02:09.780 --> 0:02:11.440 weirder and weirder. I feel like I'm in an episode 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:12.000 of Twin Peaks. 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:16.230 Oh, that's quite a reference, Vince. I'm sure some of 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:18.930 our listeners will recognize what you're talking about, but go 0:02:18.970 --> 0:02:21.710 into the details. Like, what's happening with this woman that 0:02:21.750 --> 0:02:23.010 you're meeting up with? What's her name? 0:02:23.910 --> 0:02:24.630 Her name is Jamie. 0:02:25.050 --> 0:02:25.570 Okay. 0:02:25.930 --> 0:02:27.570 And do we get to know how you met Jamie, 0:02:27.630 --> 0:02:29.010 or do we not have time since we have to 0:02:29.050 --> 0:02:30.130 go through multiple dates here? 0:02:30.490 --> 0:02:33.090 No, no, no. I can say really quickly. We met online. 0:02:33.110 --> 0:02:35.490 We got along. I felt very comfortable with her. We 0:02:35.510 --> 0:02:40.320 had some great conversations. Okay. And I figured like, hey, 0:02:40.340 --> 0:02:43.070 you know, like for our first date, let's go to Target. 0:02:43.270 --> 0:02:44.889 You know, we can walk on Target and do a 0:02:44.910 --> 0:02:48.010 little shopping and then go get dinner. Wow. 0:02:48.110 --> 0:02:49.970 That was your idea to do a Target date? 0:02:51.330 --> 0:02:53.010 No, it was her idea to do a Target date. 0:02:53.030 --> 0:02:54.640 Okay, that makes a lot more sense. 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:55.240 Yeah, it does. 0:02:55.340 --> 0:02:57.680 I feel like we've heard of these before where women 0:02:57.720 --> 0:03:00.840 suggest something like this because they expect the man to 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:02.080 pay for their daily groceries. 0:03:02.139 --> 0:03:04.480 And they deserve to have their groceries paid for, too. 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:05.280 You've got to add that in. 0:03:05.500 --> 0:03:06.760 I know that I agree with that. 0:03:06.980 --> 0:03:08.500 Okay, but what was the expectation? 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:11.850 Yeah, going into it, we didn't have any space of 0:03:12.190 --> 0:03:14.730 who's going to pay for what or what to expect. 0:03:15.230 --> 0:03:15.570 Okay. 0:03:15.590 --> 0:03:17.810 Okay, so what happened? 0:03:18.770 --> 0:03:22.180 So we get there. We're outside laughing. We're talking. And 0:03:22.220 --> 0:03:23.859 I go, hey, do you want to go into the Target? 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:26.480 And Jamie says to me, hey, I want you to 0:03:26.500 --> 0:03:28.500 check out my backseat. You should check out my backseat. 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:29.600 There's a lot of room back there. 0:03:29.970 --> 0:03:31.130 Wait, the backseat of the car? 0:03:32.130 --> 0:03:34.049 Yeah, the backseat of her car. 0:03:34.270 --> 0:03:37.850 That's kind of... forward the way that you're saying it well. 0:03:37.830 --> 0:03:40.290 I assume that she had got it detailed. 0:03:40.030 --> 0:03:42.940 That if a man says we had assumed kidnapping not 0:03:42.980 --> 0:03:44.720 detailed but. 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:45.700 This is a woman. 0:03:45.660 --> 0:03:48.020 Saying it to him i don't know maybe girls think 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:50.140 guys like cars and they want to see them i 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:51.620 really don't know what was going on or what her 0:03:51.660 --> 0:03:52.890 motive was okay. 0:03:52.620 --> 0:03:55.270 Okay so you go over to the car right. 0:03:55.330 --> 0:03:56.910 We go over to the car i look at it 0:03:56.950 --> 0:03:59.290 it is a nice back seat i can't lie. 0:03:59.110 --> 0:04:03.070 Hey all right all right that's good. 0:04:02.830 --> 0:04:05.010 She says to me get in oh And then she 0:04:05.090 --> 0:04:05.940 closes the door. 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:06.360 Oh, my God. 0:04:06.380 --> 0:04:07.700 And then she gets in the front seat. 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:08.480 What? 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:10.860 And then she starts driving the car around. What? 0:04:11.020 --> 0:04:14.620 Can we go back to my kidnapping allegations now? 0:04:15.220 --> 0:04:16.419 Are you freaked out? 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:19.300 Yeah, a little bit. Because I'm like, what's going on? 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:20.360 We're supposed to go to Target. 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:21.860 And why are you in the back seat and not 0:04:21.900 --> 0:04:23.719 in the passenger seat if she's going. 0:04:23.580 --> 0:04:24.480 To drive you somewhere? 0:04:24.500 --> 0:04:27.510 So what happens is we pull up. She gets me 0:04:27.589 --> 0:04:29.289 out of the car and then she drives away. Well, 0:04:29.430 --> 0:04:31.010 we messed around a little bit before that. 0:04:31.070 --> 0:04:32.550 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 0:04:32.570 --> 0:04:35.870 What do you mean you messed around? 0:04:35.970 --> 0:04:38.410 Well, I mean, after like 10 minutes driving around, we 0:04:38.470 --> 0:04:40.370 stopped somewhere. She got in the back of me. We 0:04:40.410 --> 0:04:42.470 fooled around a little bit. And then she kicked me 0:04:42.510 --> 0:04:43.169 out of the car and left. 0:04:43.350 --> 0:04:47.950 What the heck? I can't. You're not in the Target 0:04:47.990 --> 0:04:51.089 parking lot anymore. You're away from your own vehicle at 0:04:51.110 --> 0:04:52.610 this point. She abandoned you. 0:04:52.730 --> 0:04:54.170 I mean, I could get to my car. It wasn't 0:04:54.210 --> 0:04:56.550 that far away. But, like, she did literally just dump 0:04:56.570 --> 0:04:57.089 me out of the car. 0:04:57.110 --> 0:05:00.310 And you went out with this woman again. Oh, yeah. 0:05:00.330 --> 0:05:02.669 We go again. She wants me to meet her up 0:05:02.750 --> 0:05:03.290 at Great Clips. 0:05:03.670 --> 0:05:06.210 Great Clips. Oh, you're getting matching haircuts. 0:05:06.790 --> 0:05:08.980 I don't think they ever go inside any of these businesses, Jeff. 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:09.080 No? 0:05:10.450 --> 0:05:12.120 No, we didn't go inside again. The same thing. She 0:05:12.140 --> 0:05:14.410 pulls me in the back, drives around, goes there. We 0:05:14.430 --> 0:05:15.650 fool around and she drives off. 0:05:16.540 --> 0:05:17.060 It's just a. 0:05:17.020 --> 0:05:18.039 Car hookup, buddy. 0:05:18.180 --> 0:05:22.140 So, and your email said that you're really disappointed with 0:05:22.190 --> 0:05:24.510 how the dates are going. Which part of this is 0:05:24.570 --> 0:05:25.690 disappointing to you? 0:05:26.150 --> 0:05:28.409 Well, I mean, I just don't know where she's coming from. 0:05:28.450 --> 0:05:30.130 And then every time I try to have a conversation 0:05:30.190 --> 0:05:32.610 with her, like, she just shoves muffins in my mouth. 0:05:32.750 --> 0:05:35.610 What the? 0:05:35.630 --> 0:05:37.830 I'm sorry. Is that a metaphor or a real muffin? 0:05:37.910 --> 0:05:41.130 Did you meet her? I can't stop. 0:05:41.330 --> 0:05:43.469 I can't stop. What do you mean muffins? 0:05:43.750 --> 0:05:44.770 Where's she getting muffins? 0:05:46.010 --> 0:05:48.250 She makes them herself. Oh, wow. And she just hands 0:05:48.290 --> 0:05:51.330 me muffins when she's done with me. 0:05:51.450 --> 0:05:51.909 Okay. 0:05:51.930 --> 0:05:54.740 She drives you around in the backseat, has her way 0:05:54.770 --> 0:05:57.000 with you, and then shoves a muffin in your mouth 0:05:57.040 --> 0:06:00.260 that says, get out. Speechless. You might be the only 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:02.100 man that has a problem with the way that this 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:02.520 is going. 0:06:02.540 --> 0:06:03.820 Now she's ghosting him, I'm guessing. 0:06:03.900 --> 0:06:06.300 Oh, now she's ghosting you? 0:06:06.980 --> 0:06:09.140 No, she's not. In fact, she's looking for more dates. 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:11.120 And I'm assuming that it's going to be like the 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:12.200 same type of thing, you know? 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:12.700 Yeah. 0:06:12.900 --> 0:06:16.250 But you can only take so many muffins in one month. 0:06:16.470 --> 0:06:18.469 I want a relationship. I don't want this. 0:06:18.550 --> 0:06:21.010 If you want a relationship and something deeper with her, 0:06:21.110 --> 0:06:22.910 why don't you just tell her that yourself? 0:06:23.029 --> 0:06:23.910 That's a good point. 0:06:23.950 --> 0:06:24.940 Why do you need us to do that? 0:06:25.330 --> 0:06:27.339 Because every time I try to talk to her, she 0:06:27.460 --> 0:06:30.419 takes charge of the situation, she wants to meet in person, 0:06:30.460 --> 0:06:32.940 and then I end up with a muffin in my mouth. 0:06:33.230 --> 0:06:33.690 Okay. 0:06:33.730 --> 0:06:36.630 Well, honestly, there could be things worse to be dealing 0:06:36.670 --> 0:06:39.290 with in a dating situation, but we're going to attempt 0:06:39.330 --> 0:06:40.800 to help you when we come back. 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:42.400 We will call the muffin lady. 0:06:42.420 --> 0:06:43.089 I can't wait to meet her. 0:06:43.339 --> 0:06:43.860 Me too. 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:46.220 And we'll try to convince her to go on an 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:48.039 actual real date with you. 0:06:48.060 --> 0:06:50.659 Yes, not to a bakery. Outside the car. 0:06:50.740 --> 0:06:53.140 Outside of that backseat with your second date update right 0:06:53.180 --> 0:06:53.600 after this. 0:06:53.900 --> 0:06:54.219 Hold on. 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:57.200 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:00.260 If you're just joining us, our listener Vince has told 0:07:00.339 --> 0:07:02.339 us a very strange story. 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:03.839 Excuse you, Alexis. Don't laugh. 0:07:03.940 --> 0:07:05.680 I honestly can't stop laughing at it. 0:07:05.700 --> 0:07:07.960 Don't laugh. This is very serious. I do feel like 0:07:08.020 --> 0:07:08.670 I need to say this. 0:07:09.650 --> 0:07:13.250 Is the story more weird or is Vince's lack of 0:07:13.330 --> 0:07:15.630 reaction to it the weird part? 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:19.240 That he wants more. You mean more in the relationship. Yeah, yeah. 0:07:19.300 --> 0:07:19.600 I don't know. 0:07:19.660 --> 0:07:23.500 He's treating this whole situation as kind of like a quirky, odd, 0:07:23.660 --> 0:07:27.800 circumstantial thing. But to us, it's just downright bizarre what's happening. 0:07:27.820 --> 0:07:31.200 Where he meets up with this woman he met online, Jamie. 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:35.320 They'll meet up in front of businesses, but never actually 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:38.760 go inside them. She just invites him into the backseat 0:07:38.780 --> 0:07:42.160 of his car, then drives him around, usually to other 0:07:42.260 --> 0:07:45.820 local parking lots, where they fool around together until she 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:48.670 drops him back off at his car with a warm muffin. 0:07:49.610 --> 0:07:51.869 Is it warm? I don't know if I got that detail, 0:07:51.890 --> 0:07:52.590 but I like it. 0:07:52.670 --> 0:07:56.430 I'm picturing a steaming muffin going into his mouth. And Vince, 0:07:56.810 --> 0:07:59.290 what is the problem that you have with this arrangement exactly? 0:07:59.310 --> 0:08:03.150 Well, I want something real. And if she doesn't feel 0:08:03.190 --> 0:08:04.500 the same way, I'm going to walk away. 0:08:04.740 --> 0:08:05.070 Okay. 0:08:05.100 --> 0:08:09.400 You're looking for something deeper with her, an actual relationship. 0:08:09.460 --> 0:08:12.300 I can't have this conversation with her in person. I 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:15.320 tried once and she just changed the subject. I just, 0:08:15.380 --> 0:08:16.660 I need your help guys. Okay. 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:18.780 So you guys do talk, which is good. 0:08:18.860 --> 0:08:21.960 I mean, that's why I just pictured it like kind 0:08:21.980 --> 0:08:23.240 of driving in silence. 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:23.930 And him kind of scared. 0:08:24.660 --> 0:08:27.200 No, no, she talks a lot. When she drives, you know, 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:29.330 we love to discuss things and stuff. So she does 0:08:29.550 --> 0:08:30.450 talk quite a bit. 0:08:30.730 --> 0:08:31.210 Okay. 0:08:31.730 --> 0:08:32.110 Okay. 0:08:32.309 --> 0:08:35.870 I am so curious to hear why. Why she does this. 0:08:35.970 --> 0:08:37.950 Really, Brooke? Do you actually want to know why? 0:08:37.970 --> 0:08:40.290 Because I feel like it might be a little frightening 0:08:40.390 --> 0:08:41.620 what you're about to hear. 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:44.800 Yeah, we need no more behind-the-scenes details on it. Okay, fine. 0:08:44.940 --> 0:08:47.220 Brooke wants to steal tips from this lady on how 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:47.570 to put men. 0:08:47.580 --> 0:08:48.040 That's it. 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:49.620 I'm just looking for a muffin recipe, Jeff. 0:08:49.700 --> 0:08:49.920 Okay. 0:08:49.980 --> 0:08:50.959 I don't know what you're here for. 0:08:50.980 --> 0:08:52.839 He actually gave me the recipe. If you want, I 0:08:52.860 --> 0:08:54.040 can forward it to you. 0:08:54.220 --> 0:08:54.400 Oh. 0:08:54.420 --> 0:08:56.760 We do a second date update for him. He gives 0:08:56.820 --> 0:08:58.319 a muffin recipe to us. 0:08:58.420 --> 0:08:59.140 Yep, there it is. 0:08:59.179 --> 0:09:01.380 We're all going to win. I'm going to dial her 0:09:01.420 --> 0:09:01.980 number right now. 0:09:02.020 --> 0:09:10.080 Here we go. Hello? Hello? 0:09:11.190 --> 0:09:12.950 Hey, we're looking to speak with Jamie. 0:09:12.970 --> 0:09:15.600 This is her. 0:09:16.730 --> 0:09:19.240 We are so excited to talk to you. 0:09:19.250 --> 0:09:21.630 We're excited because we've heard a little bit about you. 0:09:21.670 --> 0:09:23.490 We're a radio show, by the way, Brooke and Jeffrey 0:09:23.510 --> 0:09:23.970 in the Morning. 0:09:23.990 --> 0:09:24.550 Hi, Jamie. 0:09:24.590 --> 0:09:25.230 Hey. What? 0:09:25.270 --> 0:09:26.150 Welcome to the show. 0:09:26.850 --> 0:09:27.910 What is this? 0:09:28.750 --> 0:09:31.510 Yeah, it's a show. We do a lot of segments 0:09:31.630 --> 0:09:32.790 on this about dating. 0:09:32.809 --> 0:09:33.030 Mm-hmm. 0:09:33.350 --> 0:09:35.330 Including this one called a second date update. 0:09:38.260 --> 0:09:38.859 No, thank you. 0:09:39.220 --> 0:09:42.679 No, no, we, we do have the right number. 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:45.020 You're actually the woman we've been trying to reach. Cause 0:09:45.100 --> 0:09:47.940 one of our listeners named Vince asked us to get 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:48.420 ahold of you. 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:55.230 Yeah. Uh, yeah, I know him, but I, I don't 0:09:55.270 --> 0:09:56.189 want to talk about this. 0:09:56.210 --> 0:09:58.690 You don't even know what we're asking yet. 0:09:58.710 --> 0:09:59.770 It doesn't. 0:09:59.980 --> 0:10:00.260 Matter. 0:10:00.300 --> 0:10:01.400 I don't want to talk about it. 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:04.200 I think we all understand that you wouldn't want to 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:08.400 talk about it, but if you actually care about Vince, 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:10.640 I feel like you need to give us a little 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:14.069 bit of information or he says that he's ready to 0:10:14.610 --> 0:10:15.550 basically walk out. 0:10:15.470 --> 0:10:15.850 Of your life. 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:20.179 Doing that right away. They've only hung out twice, Jeff. 0:10:21.470 --> 0:10:22.110 So dramatic. 0:10:22.230 --> 0:10:24.790 Well, yeah, maybe I need to be a little bit 0:10:24.830 --> 0:10:27.719 dramatic here because he told us about the situation that's 0:10:27.740 --> 0:10:31.860 going on and he isn't 100 percent happy with how 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:32.260 it's going. 0:10:33.070 --> 0:10:34.250 And he's never told me that. 0:10:34.870 --> 0:10:37.030 Well, I think he tried to. It's hard to talk 0:10:37.050 --> 0:10:38.960 with a muffin. You seem to be a. 0:10:38.980 --> 0:10:43.059 Very persuasive woman, and you have him under some sort 0:10:43.100 --> 0:10:43.600 of spell. 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:45.960 Is that a good way to put it? 0:10:46.020 --> 0:10:48.800 Brooke's jealous of your magical abilities. 0:10:49.660 --> 0:10:51.000 Well, I'm flattered. 0:10:51.020 --> 0:10:53.020 I mean, I like him. 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:53.699 Okay. 0:10:53.780 --> 0:10:55.679 Not going to lie, it makes me kind of sad 0:10:55.750 --> 0:10:58.780 that he wants to cut ties with me. Well, he 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:02.920 wouldn't want to, but he's saying to us that you 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:06.620 guys are planning these dates to do together, but you 0:11:06.660 --> 0:11:10.000 never actually end up doing the thing you plan. 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:13.860 Like he mentioned Target, and you never went inside Target. Oh, 0:11:13.900 --> 0:11:14.760 I told you a lot. 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.270 Yeah, he did share quite a bit. 0:11:17.290 --> 0:11:19.069 Yeah, and we're just trying to get the scope of 0:11:19.110 --> 0:11:21.850 what's going on between you two. So he's confused why 0:11:21.970 --> 0:11:24.710 after you basically hang out, it sounds like in your 0:11:24.750 --> 0:11:27.480 car for a little bit, You kind of kick him 0:11:27.500 --> 0:11:28.040 to the curb. 0:11:29.370 --> 0:11:34.530 Well, it's kind of an embarrassing reason, and I haven't 0:11:34.870 --> 0:11:36.090 shared it with him yet. 0:11:36.490 --> 0:11:39.190 Okay, so you do want to share the reason. 0:11:39.210 --> 0:11:43.930 Yeah, I want to. It just hasn't been the right time, 0:11:44.030 --> 0:11:45.630 and I don't know how to say it. 0:11:45.850 --> 0:11:47.890 Well, this actually might be the perfect time for it 0:11:47.950 --> 0:11:50.570 because the way that these second-day calls work, is the 0:11:50.620 --> 0:11:54.609 other person agrees that they might hear something kind of 0:11:54.790 --> 0:11:58.790 out there or something embarrassing or weird, and they're okay 0:11:58.830 --> 0:11:59.120 with it. 0:11:59.710 --> 0:12:00.750 They give their pre-approval. 0:12:01.730 --> 0:12:10.579 Okay. Okay, this is the first time I'm saying this, so... Oh, God. 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:14.200 Sorry, I snort when I'm nervous. 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:18.020 That's okay. I snort when I laugh all the time. 0:12:19.809 --> 0:12:20.130 Yeah. 0:12:20.150 --> 0:12:21.890 You don't want to tell him what? 0:12:23.570 --> 0:12:25.990 Okay, I'm banned from these places. What? 0:12:26.370 --> 0:12:28.000 You're banned from the businesses that you. 0:12:28.390 --> 0:12:32.340 Yeah, yeah. I don't want to get into too much detail, 0:12:33.179 --> 0:12:35.600 but I've been banned from these places. 0:12:35.940 --> 0:12:38.119 So why would you ask him to meet you in 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:39.740 front of the place then? 0:12:40.220 --> 0:12:41.520 Because it gets me hot and bothered. 0:12:41.540 --> 0:12:41.599 Oh! 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:47.180 Wait, you get it. You get turned on by being 0:12:47.260 --> 0:12:48.420 banned from a great club? 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:53.330 It turns me on to be in close vicinity to 0:12:53.370 --> 0:12:54.090 these places. 0:12:54.410 --> 0:12:55.350 You know, it's the thrill. 0:12:55.410 --> 0:12:57.689 It's the adrenaline. It's really hot. 0:12:57.710 --> 0:13:01.340 What do you have to. 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:02.400 Do to get banned from a place like that? How 0:13:02.420 --> 0:13:03.540 many places are you banned from? 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:06.420 Brooke, are you happy that you asked this now? 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:08.070 I did think it was going to be you had 0:13:08.090 --> 0:13:09.910 a husband or something, and that's why you had to 0:13:09.929 --> 0:13:12.010 do it in the back of a parking lot. 0:13:12.110 --> 0:13:16.810 So you're purposely taking him places that you're banned from 0:13:16.870 --> 0:13:18.390 because it gets you going. 0:13:18.860 --> 0:13:21.320 I've said that already. What? It's humiliating. 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:23.340 I think you're fine. I think you're fine. I think 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:25.460 that the problem is you don't do dinner first. 0:13:25.940 --> 0:13:28.000 Like, I bet that he would be fine if you 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:30.910 did the great clips in the Target after you had 0:13:30.950 --> 0:13:31.490 a real date. 0:13:31.550 --> 0:13:33.990 In fact, let's hear it directly from Vince because you 0:13:34.030 --> 0:13:36.510 don't know this yet, but Vince is on the other 0:13:36.550 --> 0:13:38.610 line listening to this call waiting to talk to you. 0:13:38.710 --> 0:13:39.969 Oh, it's like he's been banned. 0:13:41.570 --> 0:13:42.070 Are you joking? 0:13:42.210 --> 0:13:42.870 Are you kidding? 0:13:43.150 --> 0:13:43.329 No. 0:13:43.470 --> 0:13:46.110 I'm not. Vince should still be on the line. 0:13:46.130 --> 0:13:47.670 Hey. Hey, I'm here. 0:13:47.770 --> 0:13:48.310 Oh, there he is. 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:49.900 Yeah. 0:13:50.540 --> 0:13:52.959 So you get turned on by hooking up in front 0:13:52.980 --> 0:13:54.480 of a great clip, is what you're saying? 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:57.800 She's like, how many times do I have to say it? 0:13:58.340 --> 0:14:01.760 And target. It's not the store. It sounds like the 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:03.250 being banned is the thing. 0:14:03.300 --> 0:14:03.620 Yeah. 0:14:04.350 --> 0:14:07.170 I find that exhilarating, yeah, being banned from somewhere. 0:14:07.210 --> 0:14:09.569 I'm going to guess like it was some type of 0:14:09.610 --> 0:14:12.550 shoplifting thing for Target, but why were you banned from 0:14:12.590 --> 0:14:15.970 Great Clips? You don't know shit, man. So you don't 0:14:16.030 --> 0:14:17.750 assume anything from any store. 0:14:18.010 --> 0:14:18.670 Okay. 0:14:19.310 --> 0:14:19.950 Okay. 0:14:20.230 --> 0:14:21.670 This is that take charge attitude. 0:14:21.860 --> 0:14:24.620 But Vince, it must feel good that she wants to 0:14:24.660 --> 0:14:27.830 bring you to all these places that... get her feeling 0:14:27.870 --> 0:14:30.210 the way she feels yeah but. 0:14:30.290 --> 0:14:32.100 Like i don't know what if she like punched the 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:33.940 manager and he comes out to get lunch and he 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:35.980 sees us making out in. 0:14:35.620 --> 0:14:44.479 The back seat that's why i drive away oh okay. 0:14:42.570 --> 0:14:44.490 Go see she's protecting. 0:14:44.030 --> 0:14:45.690 You she's thought this through. 0:14:45.530 --> 0:14:47.630 The one piece that's missing for me right now is 0:14:47.670 --> 0:14:51.590 the muffins why why do you do the muffins. 0:14:54.300 --> 0:14:55.350 A little muffin on the way out. 0:14:57.730 --> 0:14:58.710