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Speaker 2: It's a safe andsane edition of the podcast.

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Speaker 1: Here an hour number three and this fourth of.

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Speaker 2: July a reminder we will have a new episode of

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Speaker 2: the fifth hour podcast. Oh my god, you're doing the

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Speaker 2: coming up later. Behind the scenes on how I got

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Speaker 2: We'll explain what happened behind the scenes. Also here in

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Speaker 2: hour three, how big a deal is it to have

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Speaker 2: Joey Chestnut back and the Independence Day hot dog eating contest? Now,

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Speaker 2: it is likely by the time you hear this, the

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Speaker 2: is that how you see it? And Celtics legend Paul

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Speaker 2: a side of potato salad. You can have all my

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Speaker 2: This hour is from some It's very important to me.

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Speaker 2: It's in Brooklyn, but it is not Marcel and Brooklyn,

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Speaker 2: go to Coney Island to be exact. And hours from now.

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Speaker 2: After a year of exile sent to Guantanamo Bay, Joey

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Speaker 2: competing in the most iconic event on the fourth of July,

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Speaker 2: the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, which is hours away

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Speaker 2: as we're doing this in real time now. Chestnut was

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Speaker 2: unable to give the world his skill because of his

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Speaker 2: it a sad day, but it wasn't asked last week

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Speaker 2: that he will return to the competition, and sure enough,

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Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question. How big a deal

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Speaker 2: How big a deal is it to have Joey Chestnut

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Speaker 2: I've got my views on this. I've got George Washington,

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Speaker 2: these things together and we are going to enjoy some

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Speaker 1: Some dogs and buns. We'll do that.

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Speaker 2: So first of all, all right, last year, the people

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Speaker 1: Right, foolish.

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Speaker 2: It would be like the NFL banning Tom Brady from

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Speaker 2: It felt like going to a Fourth of July show

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Speaker 2: and it's drones, not fireworks.

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Speaker 1: Not the same. Right.

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Speaker 2: When it comes to Joey Chestnut, he is the George

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Speaker 2: he calls himself Jaws Joey Chestnut, when he steps back

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Speaker 2: on that stage at the famous hot dog eating contest,

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Speaker 2: They're the Nathan's Famous hot Dog Eating Contest. It is

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Speaker 2: the pursuit of happiness. It is a triumph to an

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Speaker 2: American tradition, and it is a middle finger to the

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Speaker 2: people that decided to ban him from the big evil

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Speaker 2: corporations and all that. And listen, it's great, a little

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Speaker 2: piece of Americana, jest Nut. You think about athletes that

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Speaker 2: have pushed back time. Joey Chestnuts I believe forty one

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Speaker 2: years old, and he is a hot dog devouring Demi god,

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Speaker 2: and he just wraps himself in the flag. Now, the

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Speaker 2: betting us, you can bet on everything, not in California

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Speaker 2: in the Bible Belt. So DraftKings has Joey Chestnut as

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Speaker 2: a minus twenty five hundred favorite to win. Now, that

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Speaker 2: means you would have to bet your your child, like

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Speaker 2: to give you an idea, how lopsided Joey Chestnut is

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Speaker 2: in the hot Dog based on the odds, right, minus

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Speaker 2: twenty five hundred, that works out to a ninety six

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Speaker 2: There's a four percent chance he doesn't win, which I

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Speaker 2: guess that would mean he like choked on something.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Regardless, this is not about gambling or even the

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Speaker 2: Mustard Belt. It is about what Joey Chestnut stands for.

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Speaker 2: This is a guy that shows up, does his job.

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Speaker 2: He does it better than any man, woman, or child

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Speaker 1: Give the man a play.

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Speaker 2: The hot dogs get out of the way, just go away,

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Speaker 2: and you know, surround We're in this world where we're

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Speaker 2: all that. But Joey Chestnut is a throwback to the

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Speaker 1: This is a guy who has mastered a skill. He's

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Speaker 2: And you might say it's weird, it's gross, Oh, like

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Speaker 1: This is a craftsman who's gone out there.

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Speaker 2: And and he owns it, and he's not apologizing for this.

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Speaker 1: And this is the kind of hero that we didn't

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Speaker 2: And he goes out there. He doesn't preach about anything.

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Speaker 2: He's not about that. He's just eating hot Remember a

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Speaker 2: couple of years ago, some whack a doodle, some evil protester,

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Speaker 2: like Superman, Captain America, Spider Man, Batman, anyone in the

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Speaker 1: He did.

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Speaker 2: So Chestnut is not out there. You know, he's not

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Speaker 2: as much as Lebron or anybody like that. It's a

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Speaker 2: great listen, this is his superpower, this is his skill.

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Speaker 1: Everyone. I believe everyone's got a superpower.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, your superpower might be cleaning toilets, but that's your superpower,

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Speaker 2: so you should do what your superpower is now. Secondly,

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Speaker 2: less than a week after being fired. Dame Lillard wants

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Speaker 2: you to know he is not a gamble. All kinds

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Speaker 2: He says he's not a gamble, which I believe is

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Speaker 2: This month, which is not old in the real world,

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Speaker 2: some kind of dramatic Shakespearean drama, tragedy whatever, and he

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Speaker 1: Not a gamble.

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Speaker 2: So let me get in the cockpit of my B

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Speaker 1: The Achilles injury.

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Speaker 1: And Lillard at his.

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Speaker 2: Portland Trail Blazers, Damian Lillard was built on explosive ability

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Speaker 1: And so if you take away the turbo button, what

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Speaker 2: Can he reinvent himself. Sure, he's always been a defensive liability.

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Speaker 2: That was before his achilles just folded away.

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Speaker 2: And yet you have the flexibility and you want to

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Speaker 2: do some deep prayering, prayer, praying, praying, praying, then he's

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Speaker 2: a calculated risk. If you're expecting Dame Lillard to walk

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Speaker 1: He said he's got a TV show. I've never seen it,

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Speaker 2: So Paul Pierce called himself the quote best pure scorer.

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Speaker 2: He will haunt me like he has haunted me where

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Speaker 2: Will retire as a Dodger. I just think he's just

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Speaker 6: Did you passed?

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Speaker 6: What did they pass?

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Speaker 1: Sees get degrees?

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Speaker 2: Another flaw this week of Mallard to the third degree.

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Speaker 2: I'm on a burner. I am on you realize, Brie,

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Speaker 1: Didn't really know what it was, but he was wearing it.

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Speaker 1: Today's the one hundred and seventy eighth day of the year.

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Speaker 2: With the Great showta Emonaga, this guy's been pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Shane in Des Moines says an Austin three point sixteen

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Speaker 2: Mike the Leprechaun says he was wearing a Michael Jordan

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Speaker 2: T shirt. Eat going with a bowling shirt. Let's see

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Speaker 2: what else do we have?

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Speaker 1: Page down? Can't read that.

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Speaker 2: Eileen says, a I'm with stupid shirt was the answer.

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Speaker 2: Our friend Tammy in in Vegas says he was wearing

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Speaker 2: he was asked about his Dixon shirt.

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Speaker 1: There you go the pick there. I do have a

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Speaker 1: lot of those.

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Speaker 2: Shirts, so many of those shirts, which people point out

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Speaker 2: that I mean, they're not a sponsor, but I've gotten

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Speaker 2: a lot of them.

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Speaker 1: Who else do we have?

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Speaker 2: I can't read that. Nature boy who's doing the day

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Speaker 2: night doubleheader? His answer, Uh, here's one that Mark will appreciate.

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Speaker 2: Mark the board op uh.

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Speaker 1: JT.

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Speaker 2: The Wingman says, a Dolly Parton shirt. Did I see

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Speaker 2: that Dolly Parton is going to be doing a show

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Speaker 2: in Vegas?

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Speaker 1: I think I saw that. I think I read that somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I was. No.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, I know she's like old, but I I think

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Speaker 2: she's gonna do some performance her residency.

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Speaker 5: She is, she hasn't been there in thirty years and

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Speaker 5: she's coming back at Dolly, how.

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Speaker 1: Old is by seventies five something like that?

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Speaker 5: Over seventy she's seventy nine or she just turned eighty

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Speaker 5: none really on the heels of her eightieth birthd Yeah,

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Speaker 5: so she's about to turn eighty.

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Speaker 2: Good for her awesome, Let's see, I can't read that.

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Speaker 2: A nature boy says something about Pierce.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I'll leave that. Bray, Do you have

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Speaker 1: an answer?

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Speaker 2: Breed the Mallord Riddle of the day Chicago Cups pitcher

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Speaker 2: Chota Emanaga.

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Speaker 1: He's injured. He was asked about a blank shirt that

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Speaker 1: he was wearing.

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Speaker 2: He said he really didn't know a lot about it,

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Speaker 2: and that is the riddle of the day.

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Speaker 6: As Steve nash Laker shirt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah did they even make those?

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Speaker 6: They did at the swampy and I have like.

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Speaker 5: Two of them?

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Speaker 1: Really? Oh yeah, you love Steve Nasty, I do, okay, right,

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Speaker 1: all right?

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Speaker 2: No the Cup picture showta Emanaga was asked about.

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Speaker 1: You Two T shirt and said he didn't really know

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Speaker 1: any songs. He was asked, like, what songs you know?

489
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Speaker 1: I said, he was asked about the.

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Speaker 2: Said, I think it's a band, he said, but I

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Speaker 2: can't name one single.

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Speaker 1: Song from from You two.

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Speaker 2: So that's unfortunate but based in reality. All Right, we'll

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Speaker 2: get back to the calls. We do have big men's

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Speaker 2: lame jokes of the week that's coming up. I do

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Speaker 2: not see the weed man on on my board. I

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Speaker 2: don't see that.

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Speaker 1: I see hollering James.

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Speaker 2: Let's see if he's still Are you still there hollering

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Speaker 2: James in Minneapolis, Minnesota?

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Speaker 3: Hey, Ben, Yes, Sue? And how you doing? How you doing?

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Speaker 3: How you're doing? Lorena? Oh you're not Lorena. You're wow.

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Speaker 1: Drop James. Come on, no, I haven't never dropped you, James.

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Speaker 1: You were, James.

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Speaker 2: You were likely practicing that line off air, and you

506
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Speaker 2: totally butchered that line.

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Speaker 1: You immediately butchered the line.

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Speaker 3: I got Doua the butcher wame jokes of the week.

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Speaker 2: Another relevant reference Abdullah the Butcher. You've done it again, solid.

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Speaker 3: Ben, I've been a girl from overseas.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, she was doing some kind of window washing the

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Speaker 7: window gear systems for these and I told her it's

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Speaker 7: a group home.

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Speaker 3: But I'm interested in you. And I said, you know

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Speaker 3: a new foreigner, that American like ed Wardo from the

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Speaker 3: Ben Moller Show. She says that you holler at James.

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Speaker 3: Have I heard you before it the Ben Motor Show?

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Speaker 3: I said, I met Ben, so I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, James, you want to make sure that woman

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Speaker 2: runs away from you. I'll tell you how to get

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Speaker 2: that woman run away for you from you.

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Speaker 3: That woman to do run away from you, Ben.

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Speaker 1: Just tell her how much money you have. She'll run

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Speaker 1: away from that. She will run. She thinks you're an

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Speaker 1: easy march. Yeah, yeah, there you go. That's actually later

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Speaker 1: this hour.

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Speaker 3: Your question though, what question your life change when you

528
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:09,439
Speaker 3: met me?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Yes, because every every time you've called since then, you've

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Speaker 2: reminded me of that.

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Speaker 3: And uh, Jack, I really had to work out Jack

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Speaker 3: to get him to bring me out there.

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Speaker 1: Now do you remember which former NFL quarterback showed up

535
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Speaker 1: to that mallor meet and greet? Do you remember which one?

536
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 3: Tommy Kramer? Two minutes?

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Speaker 1: Two minutes Tommy Kramer was.

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Speaker 3: I know you had a drink in one hand and

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Speaker 3: a beerd the other too.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's unfortunately Tommy did like to drink and apparently

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Speaker 2: still likes to drink.

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Speaker 1: But no, he was very kind and no you don't.

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Speaker 2: Okay, now you're annoying me. I'm going to hang up

544
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Speaker 2: on you, but thank you. I know you'll call back

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00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,920
Speaker 2: in two seconds anyway, So who cares. Let's say hello

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Speaker 2: to Dave who's in Houston. Hello Dave, welcome, Hello Ben.

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Speaker 1: Oh, oh my.

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Speaker 2: This is the caller formerly known as transgender Dave.

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Speaker 8: That is that is correct? You know, I don't know

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Speaker 8: if you heard what happened to jimmy swimming champion Leah

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Speaker 8: Thomas at the University of Pennsylvania. Did you hear what

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Speaker 8: they did to her?

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Speaker 1: They no, I know she had a bunch of records,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know what happened.

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Speaker 8: They took away her championship.

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Speaker 1: Oh is that right?

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Speaker 8: Apologized to the other swimmers. This is an outrage.

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Speaker 1: Uh, you know, I know you're no longer transgender Dave.

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Speaker 8: Though, I have to run again. This had this and

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Speaker 8: I'm going to run on the ballot as as the

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Speaker 8: candidate of the freak Off Party, because when you invite

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Speaker 8: people to join the freak Off party, you meet the

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Speaker 8: most interesting people.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Salt of the Earth people, actually baby Oil of

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Speaker 2: the Earth people.

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Speaker 1: So you meet there apparently.

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Speaker 2: But well, that's great until now you don't want to

568
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 2: go back to Transgender Day. We got to come up

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Speaker 2: with a nickname for you. Since you're no longer Transgender Day,

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Speaker 2: we'll have to come.

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Speaker 8: That's totally because of the current administration. Okay, I fully

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Speaker 8: intend to reacquire my previous identity when it's safe.

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Speaker 2: Ben, I understand, I understand Transgender Day. And I'm sure

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Speaker 2: you're you're excited for the big weekend series there the

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Speaker 2: Dodger's going to beat up on your baseball team there.

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Speaker 8: Along those lines. You know, I hate to get nostalgia.

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00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 8: I have to get nostalgic come the fourth of July. So,

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Speaker 8: who is your candidate for the greatest picture in our

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Speaker 8: living memory? The very best? I have a candidate. You

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00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 8: probably have a candidate.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the greatest picture in my lifetime. Now, not

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Speaker 2: the most dominated, but consistently great. I'm going to go

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Speaker 2: with former Dodger Greg Maddox.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 8: All right, Well, my candidate was a longtime player for

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Speaker 8: your favorite franchise. The Houston Astros. And you know you're

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Speaker 8: mister Kirshaw just had his big moment with three thousand strikeouts.

588
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:26,480
Speaker 8: My candidate had over fifty seven hundred strikeouts. Do you

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Speaker 8: know who we're talking about here? Man? He also had

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Speaker 8: six now hitters. You're getting warm.

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Speaker 1: A big unit there is Nolan Ryan. Oh what about

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Speaker 1: the big unit. He played for the Astros for like

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Speaker 1: a month.

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Speaker 8: Oh no, he was there for many, many years.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Nolan Ryan was great, But I think of

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Speaker 1: him more as an angel. I don't think of him

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Speaker 1: an Astro. You I do.

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Speaker 8: You are testing my patience?

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Speaker 1: Well, I heard, Dave.

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Speaker 2: I heard a lot from your neighbors there in Houston.

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00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 2: They were busting my chops when the Astros were beating

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Speaker 2: the Rockies. But didn't they lose on Thursday? All of

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00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 2: a sudden, I didn't hear much from Houston.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't know what happened.

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00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 2: Maybe everything's everyone's social media WiFi went down or something

606
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Speaker 2: like that.

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Speaker 1: As possible that happened.

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Speaker 8: They are really a compelish losing to the worst teams

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Speaker 8: in the league.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you have that, David. It's great to hear your voice.

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Speaker 2: Dave, You're a legend. Call anytime, Dave. Don't you have

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00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 2: to wait for holidays. We love your calls, all right,

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Speaker 2: you two, the Great Dave formerly known as trans Gender Day.

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00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 2: That's right there, there you go. All right, let's see here. Well,

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00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 2: why don't we pause for the cause?

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Speaker 1: Weed Man is there? Weed Man is there.

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Speaker 2: We've got big bands, lame jokes of the week, all

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Speaker 2: the best singers, all the best one liners of the week.

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Speaker 1: We'll get to that and we will do it next.

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Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller

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Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

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Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you.

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Speaker 2: It is the Ben Mallor Show, as we are up

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Speaker 2: all night, every single night, moments away from lame jokes

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Speaker 2: of the week. And a reminder that you can stream

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Speaker 2: this show and all of the other Fox Sports Radio

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Speaker 2: shows live twenty four to seven even on the fourth

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Speaker 2: of July Independence Day across America the new and improved

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Speaker 2: iHeartRadio app. Just search Fox Sports Radio. On the app,

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Speaker 2: you can stream us live, do it Live, and one

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Speaker 2: of the newest features in the app, you can select

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Speaker 2: Fox Sports Radio, the Ben Malor Show and the Fifth

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Speaker 2: Hour Podcast to some of the presets just like the

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Speaker 2: presets on a car radio dial. So be sure to

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Speaker 2: preset Fox Sports Radio, Ben Malor Show and the Fifth

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Speaker 2: Hour Podcast in the iHeart Radio app.

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Speaker 1: It will always pop up at the very top of

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Speaker 1: your screen.

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Speaker 4: Knock, who's there?

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Speaker 1: Blame weed Blame we too. It's Big Ben's lame joke

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Speaker 1: of the week.

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Speaker 2: These are actual jokes by actual listeners of the show.

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Speaker 2: And even on a holiday. Do we have to pay

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Speaker 2: this guy time and a half? Weedman Hippie in Miami?

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00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 2: Hello Weedman, Hippie.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Jamie.

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Speaker 2: Weed Man a hero to children, especially in Minnesota.

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Speaker 1: They look up to weed Man.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that that's good or bad, but here

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Speaker 2: here he is, the great weed Man hippy.

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Speaker 1: All right, these are actual jokes. Are you ready, weed Man?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: I love you?

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Speaker 1: All right? What are you doing for the fourth today?

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Speaker 1: You have big plans.

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Speaker 8: I want to see fireworks.

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Speaker 1: You might have to leave your apartment to see fireworks.

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Speaker 4: Show?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, here we go, and you can send

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Speaker 2: jokes in care of Benmahlar Show at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 2: Ben Malershow at gmail dot com. Why did weed Man

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Speaker 2: quit his job but goodyear? Why it was tiring?

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Speaker 1: Surfer Todd.

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Speaker 2: Surfer Todd the Comedian, I just realized you are getting

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Speaker 2: up there in age weed Man.

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Speaker 1: I'm old.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're a little long in the gums, a

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Speaker 2: little long birthday.

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Speaker 1: That's hurt from Are you looking for a birthday? Shout out?

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Speaker 2: By the way, July twenty eighth, twenty eighth is coming

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Speaker 2: up here. What day of the week is that? Are

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Speaker 2: you gonna have to work on your birthday? No, your

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Speaker 2: birthday is on a that's a Monday, Monday night, right,

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Speaker 2: Monday night?

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Speaker 1: All right? Yeah, very nice? Everyone sent weed Man.

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Speaker 2: Remember when people were you had to PayPal me money

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Speaker 2: thing and people were sending.

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Speaker 1: You one cent? That was that.

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00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, some of the a holes that listen to the

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00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 2: show weed Man would be like, PayPal me money, and

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00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 2: some of these schmucks would send.

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Speaker 1: He'd be all excited and he'd open.

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Speaker 2: Up his PayPal and it'd be like, you know, ten cents.

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Speaker 1: Very funny. What was what was wrong when weed Man

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Speaker 1: woke up in a puddle of mud? What it wasn't?

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Speaker 1: Mud was not mud? It's another one from Surfer Todd

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Speaker 1: the Comedian.

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Speaker 2: What do weed Man and a laundromat and lebron have

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Speaker 2: in common, We met at We met at a laundromat

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00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 2: and Lebron What are they have in common?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 1: Load management? Load management?

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Speaker 8: Eric?

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Speaker 2: Eric in Kansas a prolific joke writer. Eric doesn't write

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Speaker 2: jokes every week, but when he does, he's good for

697
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 2: seven or eight jokes a week, and he sends them

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Speaker 2: the right format.

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Speaker 1: He knows the format of the jokes. He knows do

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Speaker 1: the Q and A jokes.

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00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 2: Why did weed Man get excited during Blair's most recent call.

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00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 2: Why because he wants an appearance fee to go on

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00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 2: Blair and Maine's new podcast. Right, man, you'll go on

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00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 2: there if he pays you. That's a that's Eric in Kansas. Well,

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Speaker 2: weed Man, what should you say to kids who look

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00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 2: up to you? What tell them to lay off the crack?

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00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 2: That's Tony in the in the Bay Area. It's Big

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00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 2: Ben's lame jokes of the week. What do DeAndre Ayton

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Speaker 2: of the Lakers and weed Man's last relationship have in common?

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00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:32,280
Speaker 2: What the hontingmoon will be over before two years?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a right. How's Lisa? How's Lisa doing? By

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Speaker 1: the way, how's Lisa?

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Lisa happy? Happy? For Oh?

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Speaker 2: Look at that there she is. What a what a romance?

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Speaker 2: What a romance these two have all these years? Every

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00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 2: night Lisa's on the phone with weed Man. That's a

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Speaker 2: that's a dedicated loyal woman.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: What do you call a whimpering timber pup with its

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Speaker 2: tail between its what? Gunner from the Walmart in northern Minnesota?

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Speaker 2: That's a we haven't heard from him in a while,

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Speaker 2: Tony in the Bay Area. What do Mike the leper

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Speaker 2: Kahn and weed Man have in common? What getting escorted

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Speaker 2: out of places by security?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Big Ben's lamb jokes of the league. What

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Speaker 2: do Mike the leper Kahn and weed Man have in common?

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Speaker 2: I already did that one, didn't I?

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Speaker 1: Yes? All right? Oh, here's the next one we've been

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Speaker 1: What does Robbie.

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Speaker 2: The Mariner fan think of Buffalo quarterback Josh Allen?

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Speaker 8: What?

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Speaker 2: He's a big, beautiful bill is what he thinks? That's

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Speaker 2: Robbie from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. Which city does Poppy

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Speaker 2: in San Diego want the Ohio mallor.

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Speaker 1: Meet and greet to be in? What mentor? Ohio?

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Speaker 2: That's Eric? Eric in Kansas? What is the name of

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Speaker 2: Blind Scott? That's dog what blind Spot.

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Speaker 1: Is the name of his dog. That's a Surfer Todd.

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Speaker 1: Surfer Todd the Comedian. What is wrong with Lizzo licking

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Speaker 1: her chops before eating?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 1: Well, she's actually licking her pork chops, weed Man, her

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Speaker 1: pork chops.

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Speaker 2: That's from the great Surfer Todd the Comedian. It would

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Speaker 2: be great, weed Man, if you and Surfer Todd the

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Speaker 2: Comedian hung out. I think you guys would be immediate friends.

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Speaker 2: If you guys ever got together, that would be so nice.

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Speaker 1: All right, great? Yeah, yeah? Are you going to show up?

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Speaker 1: Weed Man? There's rumors that are going to show up

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Speaker 1: to the mallor meet and greet in Vegas? Is there

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Speaker 1: any truth to that?

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Speaker 8: Wow? I wish I hit loo?

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Speaker 1: Did I come okay? Because of the woman?

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Speaker 2: The women rather upsetting him with the nudity on the apps?

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Speaker 1: What app is whoopee pie Blair joining? Now? Which one grinder? Uh? No?

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Speaker 2: Come on, that's uh, that's noa in Austin? Who sent

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Speaker 2: out one and out Darrey? Why does Mike the Leprecaun lose?

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Speaker 2: Why does Mike the Leprecun lose at the casinos?

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Speaker 8: Why?

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Speaker 2: Because he always keeps Dublin down He's doublin downread man.

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Speaker 2: So that's Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. These are actual jokes

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Speaker 2: by actual listeners. If you want to send a joke

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Speaker 2: in in a future episode of the show, send it

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Speaker 2: care of Ben Maler Show at gmail dot com. Put

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Speaker 2: jokes in the headlines Benmaller Show at gmail dot com,

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Speaker 2: and we move on.

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Speaker 1: Buttermilk Chavo sent this one in.

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Speaker 2: What do you call an angry leprechaun that doesn't realize

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Speaker 2: he is cursing on the air?

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Speaker 1: What a hot Mike? A hot? All right?

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Speaker 2: Why did Mike the Leprechaun cross the road? Why to

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Speaker 2: get on Lorena's bad side? It's Buttermilk Chavo there? What

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Speaker 2: what new nickname is Mike the Leprecaun? Responsible for what? Lorena?

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Speaker 2: Who fled? That's from Chip in May. Yes you not here?

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Speaker 2: Not here with Mike the Leprechaun. What do you call

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Speaker 2: unscreened cocaine?

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Speaker 1: What do you call that?

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Speaker 2: What the instant advice line? That's Kurt from Earth who

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Speaker 2: sent that one there? What was the best thing about

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Speaker 2: Mike the Leprechaun's studio visit?

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Speaker 1: What it made the cockroaches seem less? Annoying? That's from

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Speaker 1: Chip in Maine.

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Speaker 2: Last one, how can Mike the Lepreka, How can Mike

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Speaker 2: the Leprechaun stop stop bringing it Being.

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Speaker 1: Lorena's enemy, how can that happen?

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Speaker 2: Oh, give her a pot of Acapuco gold.

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Speaker 1: That's buttermilk, Javo.

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Speaker 2: I know you want that also, weed Man, have a

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Speaker 2: great fourth. Enjoy that you Fireworks wee man all over

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Speaker 2: Miami tonight