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Speaker 1: Back California, Dreaming cal California Dreaming. The Bobby Womack version

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Speaker 1: Reports stereo podcast from Pacific Palisades, California'm staying at my

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Speaker 1: knows it's all subjective. You know when you watch something,

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Speaker 1: who is your doctor, Kyrie Irving? Who are your doctors?

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Speaker 1: You you played for the Brooklyn Nets. They have the

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Speaker 1: best of the best doctors. You can see any doctor

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Speaker 1: in the world. Literally, by the fact that you're Kyrie Irving,

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Speaker 1: any doctor would love to see you. Any doctor would

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Speaker 1: examine you. You You can get your knees examined, hard examined,

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Speaker 1: fucking brain examined. You know anything. Every doctor would love

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Speaker 1: to treat Kyrie Irving. That's something that they would look

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Speaker 1: forward to doing. Said, they could tell you know, everybody there,

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Speaker 1: Kyrie Irving's doctor, their Kyrie Irving's knee doctor. They help

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Speaker 1: him with his wrist injury. You know all the injuries

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Speaker 1: that he's had, his knee, this, his quad, dad, his calf,

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Speaker 1: this his ankle. This any doctor would be happy to

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Speaker 1: examine Kyrie Irving for anything that he wanted. Who are

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Speaker 1: you talking to, Kyrie Irving? What doctors do you trust?

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Speaker 1: Because all the doctors that went to school and studied

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Speaker 1: ten tho hours probably just as much, if not more

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Speaker 1: hours that Kyrie Irving studied to be the basketball master

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Speaker 1: wizard that he is. Those doctors, especially the ones that

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Speaker 1: Kyrie Irving has access to, have put in the ten

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Speaker 1: thousand plus hours to be great at what they do.

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Speaker 1: They're not perfect, Norris Kyrie Irving. He misses shots, he

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Speaker 1: makes turnovers, he gets crossed up on defense. You understand

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Nobody's perfect. So that being said, Kyrie Irving,

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Speaker 1: the fact that you are still not vaccinated, the fact

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Speaker 1: that your team is in disarray, that you've once again

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Speaker 1: held the NBA captive, this is all we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: Obviously it's still preseason, but the NBA season is starting,

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Speaker 1: uh in a week and a half. Durant came to

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Speaker 1: Brooklyn for you, James Harden came to Brooklyn for you.

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Speaker 1: You hired Steve Nash, who's probably going what the fund

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Speaker 1: did I get myself into? Like as hard as coaching is, Like,

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Speaker 1: what the fuck did I get myself into with these lunatics?

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Speaker 1: I got Durant d m NG Michael Rappaport. I got

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Speaker 1: Durant who got COVID two times last year. I had

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Speaker 1: Kyrie Irving last year who would just disappear sit out games.

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Speaker 1: What the fund did I get myself into? Like he

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Speaker 1: must just be Like what am I doing? Like out

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Speaker 1: of all the wacky situations and circumstances you could walk

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Speaker 1: into as a first time coach, whether you're a Hall

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Speaker 1: of Famer or not, Like, what the fuck is this ship?

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Speaker 1: And Kyrie Irving still isn't vaccinated, He doesn't speak, He's

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Speaker 1: still trying to figure it all out. Why don't you

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Speaker 1: go see twenty doctors of all races, get the twenty

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Speaker 1: best doctors in the world. I'm sure they would fly

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Speaker 1: to Brooklyn to talk to you about the fucking vaccine.

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Speaker 1: You don't trust any of them. It's all a big

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Speaker 1: conspiracy against Kyrie Irving. Is anybody suffering from any ailments

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Speaker 1: in the NBA? Steph Curry's vaccinated, He hasn't grown a

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Speaker 1: fucking tale. Lebron James is vaccinated. He hasn't grown elephant tusks.

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Speaker 1: Your guy fucking Durant didn't make them any better look

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Speaker 1: and still looks like shit. Nobody's dealing with any side effects.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's grown any horns, nobody's sprouted any fucking butterfly wings.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's just fine. Has there been some one off situations, Yes,

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Speaker 1: but there's always one off situations. There's always side effects

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Speaker 1: for certain people, certain genetics, certain chemistry. I'm not a doctor,

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Speaker 1: but I know while I was laying there getting my

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Speaker 1: asshole fingered by the good doctor Dr Fishman, I felt safe.

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Speaker 1: I felt confident. And even though I was safe and confident,

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Speaker 1: I felt uncomfortable with him having his finger up my ass.

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Speaker 1: But I knew he knew what he was doing while

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Speaker 1: he had that finger up the key star, and I

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Speaker 1: knew it was for the betterment of myself and my

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Speaker 1: family and my future to have him stick that good

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Speaker 1: finger right up my ass. I'm not just gonna go

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Speaker 1: into any doctor to let any doctor finger my asshole. No, no,

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Speaker 1: why would I do that? But I trust Dr Fishman.

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Speaker 1: I trust the doctors. I'm fortunate to have good insurance,

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Speaker 1: and I know they know better than me about my throat.

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Speaker 1: I know they know better than me about my colitis.

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Speaker 1: I know you know better than me about my teeth

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Speaker 1: with my dentist. So I just don't understand what the

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Speaker 1: fuck all these whack jobs out there, including Kyrie Irving,

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Speaker 1: the legion of lunatics. Who are you talking to? Do

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Speaker 1: you think everybody's in coops? This vaccine is imperfect. Obviously

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Speaker 1: we know that, but they told us from the beginning.

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Speaker 1: They said, from the beginning. It wasn't like a surprise like, oops,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, we didn't know that you could get

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Speaker 1: coronavirus after you took the vaccine. Oops, that was a

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Speaker 1: mistake that they told us from the beginning. You could

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Speaker 1: still get coronavirus with the vaccine. They just said you're

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Speaker 1: very very likely to not die, which I think really

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Speaker 1: is the end goal for everybody else but Kyrie Irving.

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Speaker 1: You should check check Durant next time he's walking by

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Speaker 1: in the locker room. If you're ever in the locker

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Speaker 1: room with Duranagan, see if he grew a fucking tail

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Speaker 1: out of his fucking back. Call up Lebron James and

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Speaker 1: be like, yo, let me do a scalp check. Let

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00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: me see if you got them horns yet. And poor

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Speaker 1: fucking Steve Nash dealing with this fucking wacky cookie crazy

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00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 1: ship that he's walked into. Uh, you know, I don't

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Speaker 1: know how it's gonna play out. Andrew Wiggins, he just

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Speaker 1: got vaccinated because he didn't want to lose the money.

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Speaker 1: That's on you. Good, and Andrew Wiggins will see, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm just fine. In ten years he said I was bugging.

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Speaker 1: They'll do a documentary and they'll all say, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: I haven't grown a tail. I'm good. I haven't grown

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Speaker 1: a thumb out of the middle of my chest. And

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Speaker 1: you know I was questioning. I was young, and I'm

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Speaker 1: glad I did it, but I'm also healthy. Now. That's

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Speaker 1: the way that documentary is gonna play out, with Andrew

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Speaker 1: Wiggins and the rest of these guys finally get vaccinated. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: Shout out to my doctor for giving me a great

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Speaker 1: annual physical exam. And guys, go get that finger up

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Speaker 1: your ass. It's needed. It's not fun, but you sleep

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Speaker 1: better at night knowing that you got that finger up

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Speaker 1: your ass. I'm done. Miles Jordan's a K. The Bleach

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