Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of Emergen the Intercom Health. We're
Speaker 1: stuck in the computer.
Speaker 2: We're scrapped, and I don't know I'm believing stuck in
Speaker 2: the computer, I can't get out of my head.
Speaker 1: Did that Bee?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You's it sounded good though, it sounded good.
Speaker 1: Hi guys, Hey, Hi Drew Dide.
Speaker 2: I realized what I was just gonna say. We've recorded
Speaker 2: so much this week. I feel insane.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 1: You should. You should feel overworked and burnt out right
Speaker 1: the first week of the new year. That's what the
Speaker 1: new year is about. It's about getting all those resolutions
Speaker 1: and scaring yourself into the change that you think is
Speaker 1: not believable, and then backing out and going back to
Speaker 1: your normal habits because life isn't about hustle. Life is
Speaker 1: about being normal.
Speaker 2: And I feel so sick too.
Speaker 1: Wait did you get sick again too?
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm sick. I don't know why I
Speaker 2: feel like this, but I just feel like so like foggy.
Speaker 1: Headed, because you don't have me around.
Speaker 2: I literally is I've withdrawn like I'm in like the
Speaker 2: late stages of withdrawal. It's called postpartum depression disorder.
Speaker 1: Actually, wait, what are you claiming you gave birth.
Speaker 2: To me or no, no, it's called pause paws. It's
Speaker 2: the late stage of withdrawals, when it's just strictly mental
Speaker 2: and not physical.
Speaker 3: Hogs. Did you say POGs?
Speaker 2: Hogs? Pogger's no paws.
Speaker 1: Oh, I also thought you said pog and I was like,
Speaker 1: woh my god, thank yous, that ass white girls.
Speaker 2: I thought it was like Pouger's in the chat, like
Speaker 2: let me drop some POGs down below.
Speaker 1: No me, guys, mind was elsewhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, no, Well, I thought we could come
Speaker 2: into this episode and maybe chat about our New Year's resolutions,
Speaker 2: our ins and outs. I didn't write any ins and outs,
Speaker 2: and I told Kayan Yato so they could do the
Speaker 2: heavy lifting. But I did write my resolutions down, and
Speaker 2: I feel like if anybody wants to go first, they can,
Speaker 2: or I can go ahead and start it.
Speaker 1: Start with their resolution, because I have a thing of
Speaker 1: ins and outs that is like pretty obnoxious and weirdly
Speaker 1: like long question.
Speaker 2: Mark perfect, No, that's perfect. Okay, then I'll start with
Speaker 2: my resolutions. Okay, my first one. I've been saying this
Speaker 2: a bunch recently, but like a full blown dop dopamine detox,
Speaker 2: Like I want all the devices out of my life,
Speaker 2: like kal phone. I don't want to use it. I
Speaker 2: fully want to like just have everything out of my
Speaker 2: life that like gives me any dopamines, so I can
Speaker 2: like go back to baseline because I think I'm functioning
Speaker 2: like above baseline, and it's really scary when I even
Speaker 2: dip below where I'm at now, when I'm like at
Speaker 2: normal baseline of dopamine levels, I don't know how to
Speaker 2: describe it.
Speaker 1: So basically, you want to do mister Bat's last challenge
Speaker 1: when he locked himself in a room for one hundred days.
Speaker 1: Did you watch that?
Speaker 2: No? But that's literally what I wanted. I haven't watched
Speaker 2: any Mister BEA's videos because I was like, oh, I
Speaker 2: want to watch him with everybody when we get back.
Speaker 1: But I think everybody's watched them because on my account
Speaker 1: about me, the Mister Beast video was already watched, So
Speaker 1: that means somebody TV already watched it at our house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was Also Sosia does not wait for us to
Speaker 1: watch josh Angosia. They don't wait every time like oh,
Speaker 1: should we watch this, They're like, I've seen it already.
Speaker 1: I they have notifications on and they see it immediately.
Speaker 2: It's so oppy bit behavior, like it's not chill, it's
Speaker 2: not show Like, well, I did do that to you
Speaker 2: a couple of times. Actually I did it with Poor Things,
Speaker 2: which is the most insane movie I've ever seen, like
Speaker 2: in a good way. Like, I literally I loved that movie.
Speaker 2: Like if I haven't seen Barbie, and I will never
Speaker 2: see Barbie. But that's what I assume Barbie Barbie is about. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like I feel like it's Barbie. Yeah, literally, like I
Speaker 2: feel like it's in the same wheelhouse.
Speaker 1: Wait what is this mug? I was drinking at What
Speaker 1: is that mug?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: What it says? Main character energy?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, how do we boot in?
Speaker 3: No you can't.
Speaker 1: There's where you get that.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you want to be the.
Speaker 3: Main character, yeah, I literally am this is my room.
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god.
Speaker 2: Since you want to be the main character, so damn
Speaker 2: bad in your YouTube.
Speaker 1: Kai, take it.
Speaker 3: Back, I take it back. I'm not the main character.
Speaker 3: You guys are the characters.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. It's in its place, Drew, come
Speaker 1: back and make sure.
Speaker 2: I actually don't know how to do it. Wait no, actually, oh,
Speaker 2: here we go make.
Speaker 1: Sure to put yourself back above kai where you belong.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, put true Drew on top of me true.
Speaker 1: Damn thirty this year.
Speaker 3: No, I actually don't you know what's crazy is I've
Speaker 3: been lying to you guys because I just I wanted
Speaker 3: there to be like a mystery. And then I reveal
Speaker 3: at twenty nine and at my birthday, I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: actually like I'm a cool age like twenty four yeah
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I saw a comment that horrified me, and
Speaker 2: it was talking about our last episode with Hamza and
Speaker 2: Martin and the comment was like, OMG, this is like
Speaker 2: millennial versus gen Z. And I was like, who are
Speaker 2: they calling millennial because I know, damn well it's not me.
Speaker 2: And then the bio said, oh, like Drew and In,
Speaker 2: you'll just give millennial vibes. And I was like I
Speaker 2: went to the comments to see if anybody was talking
Speaker 2: about it, and everyone was like, yeah, no, I fully
Speaker 2: understand that, like Drew and you are so millennial coded in.
Speaker 2: I was like, you guys are I was like, I
Speaker 2: was actually hurt to my heart, like I didn't invent
Speaker 2: gen Z but I didn't actually invent gen Z, but
Speaker 2: like it freaked me out. Well for that episode.
Speaker 3: It was crazy because I'm kind of like the baby
Speaker 3: of the group. So I fell at.
Speaker 2: Home with Kay is so baby with Martin and homes
Speaker 2: say your baby, say I baby?
Speaker 1: Why you say his name like that, Martin.
Speaker 3: Martin because I'm a baby, Because I'm a baby. I'm
Speaker 3: still learning, I will say.
Speaker 1: I do think like as like like unintelligent, as a
Speaker 1: lot of our humor is. I understand why people say
Speaker 1: we're millennial core, like we are kind of so old.
Speaker 1: He like all we do is talk about like young
Speaker 1: people adore me, like.
Speaker 2: And that is so true. Actually your millennial pause. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I literally it is so foreign to me that I
Speaker 2: can't even act it, like and I'm like a world
Speaker 2: class actor and I just like I can't even act
Speaker 2: millennial because it's such like it's that might make you.
Speaker 1: Not a world class actor, because that might be one
Speaker 1: of the easiest rules to take on.
Speaker 2: Oh dogg o galaxy, Uh donated donated galaxy to me? Fuck?
Speaker 2: That's so gen z. Actually sorry, like.
Speaker 1: I know that is that is millennial chorus. Fuck because
Speaker 1: when I think of that, I think of Jeffrey Star
Speaker 1: Jason nash To. Actually I think might be the silent age.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: The people who went through war but a just like
Speaker 3: eighty year old.
Speaker 2: Walked away.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that people it's like you're so old
Speaker 3: you can't even speak.
Speaker 2: It's like you're locked away in like old people at homes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jason Nash almost hit me in his tesla one
Speaker 3: time in Studio City. I wish so you wish he
Speaker 3: hit me? You wish he hit me and I died?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because then we would have taken him the Small
Speaker 1: Claims court.
Speaker 2: Hello, okay is a big claim? Actually, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm meant financially broka because you're so important to me. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: But I would have been dented.
Speaker 1: I don't know if his prius would have it would
Speaker 1: have been what I'm saying. I don't know if it
Speaker 1: would have a wonder large claim.
Speaker 2: I saw. I saw someone talking about how Prius owners
Speaker 2: are the brave as people on this planet, because they
Speaker 2: time and time again prove that they have the thickest
Speaker 2: skin of any person on this planet, because they are
Speaker 2: just constantly berated for owning a Prius, yet they still
Speaker 2: drive it. And all I thought about was how brave
Speaker 2: kai is he's a brave soul. You're a brave soul.
Speaker 3: I'm brave for a lot of reasons, guys. I'm like
Speaker 3: a martyr in a lot of ways. I feel like,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, a.
Speaker 2: Murder of what caused straight white men women?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, let's see. Oh. Also, this is my
Speaker 3: new roommate.
Speaker 2: By the way, do you have a TikTok mug?
Speaker 3: Yes, he makes TikTok and it's a mystery who it is.
Speaker 3: But you've seen it?
Speaker 2: Oh have I seen it before?
Speaker 3: Maybe?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's probably Vinny Hacker.
Speaker 3: I wanted it to be a mystery.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Well, I just don't believe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so anyway, I spread that around. Vinnieacker and Kai
Speaker 3: backshots Newman now live together in Silver Lake and.
Speaker 2: Newman.
Speaker 3: That's what people call me. That's just my natural nickname as.
Speaker 1: Of dude that you might find that that's not like
Speaker 1: a cool nickname. They might be making fun of you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's not like a nickname.
Speaker 1: Like you're giving the back shots like people give you backshots.
Speaker 3: That's fine, that's okay. I don't have an issue with that.
Speaker 3: I just don't think that's like Drew I don't have
Speaker 3: an issue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. But okay, wait New Year's I'm
Speaker 2: reading back my notes for my second one. Okay, so
Speaker 2: I was thinking, so, you know how like I wanted
Speaker 2: to make my blind box toys or whatever. Well I
Speaker 2: saw the market for the Rose toy and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh wow, there's like a big like market for this ship.
Speaker 2: So I was like, I'm going to make them vibrate
Speaker 2: and like have like platoral suckers and ship in them.
Speaker 2: So it's going to be like a blind box but
Speaker 2: with like a vibrator and it's in my characters like Silhouette.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's going to do as well as
Speaker 1: you think our sex toys recession proof.
Speaker 3: Yes, I think they go out in value.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have to be recession proof because people are
Speaker 1: like desperate for like a dopamine hit. So like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we should all get in that business. Like what are
Speaker 1: we doing all the celebrities making alcohol and ship, which
Speaker 1: I think is kind of recession proof because people you.
Speaker 2: Need alcoholic survivor session.
Speaker 1: A relacession.
Speaker 2: Session.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we need more celebrities dropping sex toys, Like
Speaker 1: that's what we need.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need can you try to box toys.
Speaker 1: No, we know. What are your other resolutions?
Speaker 2: M lose forty five pounds.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I think if you lose twenty five pounds
Speaker 1: you may pass away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're going to become two dimensional, dude.
Speaker 1: That's like I keep telling everybody.
Speaker 2: I'm like hiding.
Speaker 1: I'm like, guys, my goal this year is to weigh
Speaker 1: eighty three pounds.
Speaker 2: Like, that's my goal.
Speaker 1: I'm going to hit the gym. I'm really gonna hit.
Speaker 1: If I weigh eighty three pounds, I would die. I'd
Speaker 1: be in hoste.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's unhealthy. That is scary.
Speaker 3: Into the drain, you know, like the drain grape Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: and be swept away. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Remember when Rianna walked over the drain and heels. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I want to do. That's one of my resolutes.
Speaker 1: You want your body to be the heel or you
Speaker 1: want to walk over greats with.
Speaker 2: I want to walk over gratees and heels this year.
Speaker 2: I want to know. But really, when.
Speaker 1: I'm running on the treadmill, I get sucked into the
Speaker 1: thing like I fall but falling off I'm so thin
Speaker 1: that I get caught in the revolver.
Speaker 2: You know, liquid cats. That's my goal this year is
Speaker 2: to break all the bones in my body so I
Speaker 2: can fit inside of any I want.
Speaker 1: My real goal body goals going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my real one is to like gain a bunch
Speaker 2: of weight. I want to be like a burly man like.
Speaker 2: I want to be nasty and big and strong.
Speaker 1: I just want to be able to run for like
Speaker 1: thirty minutes straight when the killer comes after me. I
Speaker 1: will be getting when.
Speaker 2: The nuke drops out run it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna be the first women to women wanted
Speaker 1: be the first woman to outrun the San Andreas fault
Speaker 1: line shattering this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, start run away. Did you see that Iceland is
Speaker 2: like literally splitting in a half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And we need to go.
Speaker 2: I know we need to go now.
Speaker 1: Wait, are you done with your resolutions? Because I have
Speaker 1: really important ins and outs.
Speaker 2: I have one more, a couple more porn, and it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna it's the longest resolution list I've ever heard in
Speaker 1: my life. Because you're nearing the end and you have
Speaker 1: so much much to do.
Speaker 3: Well. Whenever you guys like episode with the camera, I
Speaker 3: take full advantage of it.
Speaker 2: So my I mean, you are the main character. You
Speaker 2: are the main character. Okay, wait, is that an Emma Emma?
Speaker 2: Isn't her podcast called the Main Character Podcast?
Speaker 3: No, this is just a TikTok one.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's the same font I guess, is it really? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it looks like the exact same fount as.
Speaker 1: I actually don't know the name of it.
Speaker 2: Again, my last one is just two camping trips or
Speaker 2: like two retreats to nature, like I need to or
Speaker 2: I want to go to like Canada and do that
Speaker 2: road trip up in Canada across Canada.
Speaker 1: I'm super down for that. Yeah, if we literally told
Speaker 1: Tavia right now, she would she probably already has one
Speaker 1: plan for this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we can just tag along and ride in
Speaker 2: the wheel well, I'll sleep in the bathroom. I love
Speaker 2: the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Right in the well.
Speaker 1: Well, it's so funny.
Speaker 2: Well, after I lose that forty pounds, I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: small enough.
Speaker 1: She'll just put you in her Stanley cup.
Speaker 2: I'll be a mud flap for the car.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, Kylier, are you gonna go or should
Speaker 1: I start my ins and outs?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, I want to drink alone more. I drink
Speaker 3: alone a lot, but I want to drink alone more.
Speaker 3: Like how often, Drew, please come back? What the fuck?
Speaker 2: I feel like I just don't support this.
Speaker 1: Say that you're supposed to show up for them, not disappear.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the way.
Speaker 2: I came back immediately. I think I came back before
Speaker 2: you even said Drew come back.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you guys want me to be like real ones.
Speaker 2: You want me to be earnest, No, no, do it,
Speaker 2: do whatever you want.
Speaker 3: I want to be less. I want to have more
Speaker 3: self confidence.
Speaker 1: Do you actually like feel like you lack a lot
Speaker 1: of self confidence?
Speaker 3: I do a lot. Yeah, like it.
Speaker 2: I feel like it was literally hot, So I need
Speaker 2: to lose some confidence.
Speaker 3: Smile, you're literally because you're rising me up and I'm
Speaker 3: getting wet and I'm creating male snail trails. Okay, let
Speaker 3: me see what's another thing. Oh yeah, I want to
Speaker 3: be more self confident. I'm a little bit afraid of everything.
Speaker 3: And then I want to get ten thousand steps a day.
Speaker 2: I want to be a good one. I want to
Speaker 2: go to Disney l A.
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. I want to be walking around l A
Speaker 3: and people just be like, oh my god, like that
Speaker 3: he's lost so much weight. He probably I see that.
Speaker 1: No, they're gonna be like, oh my god, I see
Speaker 1: that guy walking around every day. He must not have
Speaker 1: a car.
Speaker 2: He's the killer.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Kai back to your self confidence one, like a little
Speaker 2: bit of advice is like, if you want to be
Speaker 2: more self confident, like just be more confident, you know that.
Speaker 1: So I was gonna say, smile more often, okay, make people,
Speaker 1: just make people like find you attractive, which I guess
Speaker 1: I don't, Drew, how do you do that? Because I
Speaker 1: just kind of like when I show up, it happens you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's already weird.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1: Actually you immediately look like somebody yanked your face back
Speaker 1: with face tape.
Speaker 3: Okay, genuine question. Should I just do this like ten
Speaker 3: all the time?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, okay, no, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't like how good you are?
Speaker 2: Like cross a little bit. Wait can I do that?
Speaker 2: I'm fluffy? Your hair is looking so fluffy today?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, thank you.
Speaker 2: It's because I just wanted to do the fluffy thing.
Speaker 2: What our goat? You know, our goat? We laid in
Speaker 2: bed together, crying, laughing at his tiktoks.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't know what, Andrew, dude, I don't know
Speaker 3: how to win streak.
Speaker 2: Your hair looks very bouncy. He's on live stream and
Speaker 2: someone says, oh, your hair is looking really fleft feet down.
Speaker 3: I can't do that.
Speaker 2: He's like, he's literally, wait, do I do it?
Speaker 1: No, you can't do it. You kind of look like
Speaker 1: you're fainting.
Speaker 3: Drew. Yeah, those were my real Those were my real resolutions.
Speaker 1: Right, any resolutions? Wait? Is that it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And I do want to drink alone. That that
Speaker 3: one was kind of real too. I want to like
Speaker 3: be on my Jack Carouac ship.
Speaker 1: You might find that that's a slippery slope.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I want to be in more. I want
Speaker 3: to be in more slippery slopes this year.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good idea. Get a cat. Get a cat.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about it. Actually, I do want There's a
Speaker 3: there's one in my new apartment that his name's Marty
Speaker 3: and he's always like trying to get in, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: maybe that's just my cat now, you know damn? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wait? Oh is it like an outside cat? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well his his uh, his owners like fucking hate him,
Speaker 3: Like it'll be pouring rain and they'll put him outside.
Speaker 2: That's so easy.
Speaker 3: Maybe he's daddy's cat now, Maybe he's Daddy's cat.
Speaker 1: Now, no, he's PETA's cat. You need to call fucking
Speaker 1: animal services if they're putting that shit out on the
Speaker 1: street when it's raining.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the cat distribution system is literally targeting you.
Speaker 1: Okay, well here are my ins and outs. I don't
Speaker 1: have any resolutions. I do. Actually all of my resolutions
Speaker 1: are like health wise though, Like I wanna I want
Speaker 1: to shop less, which isn't a health thing. It's just
Speaker 1: like a financial thing. Dor you look like frozen?
Speaker 2: Oh, because I'm serving No, I'm not frozen. I'm serving
Speaker 2: that's like not I'm serving like a hungry man lean
Speaker 2: cuisine right now.
Speaker 3: Me, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was like playing off of like the frozen thing,
Speaker 2: like frozen, I'm a meal best like.
Speaker 1: A frozen No, but a lean cuisine? Is it best
Speaker 1: serve frozen? You like heat it up?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: I'm like giving ice cream right now?
Speaker 1: Maybe we are millennial code because that was like insane. Okay,
Speaker 1: I want to shop less. I do want to go running,
Speaker 1: which is at the gym four times a week, because
Speaker 1: I do want to learn how to run for what.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I just feel like being able
Speaker 1: to run really fast and far away from people really quickly.
Speaker 1: It's kind of a flex.
Speaker 2: Like just a vibe. And then you want to eat
Speaker 2: on your eat out me.
Speaker 1: No, I want to eat less Couci this year because
Speaker 1: I feel like last year I did get kind of
Speaker 1: carried away and then say you can't stop eating me out, bro,
Speaker 1: Oh you're you're always on the menu.
Speaker 2: Bab Yeah, okay, but what was the one before that?
Speaker 3: Eating less Cucci?
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, Like is.
Speaker 1: That I want to shop less, run more run Okay.
Speaker 2: Well I had a joke but I lost it.
Speaker 1: So okay, And then I want to eat like I
Speaker 1: want to cook more this year because I don't cook
Speaker 1: myself meals and that's like kind of sad. But like
Speaker 1: also I don't believe in I'm with you, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: like I want to learn how to actually cook, like
Speaker 1: I'm about to like binge watch like father Kell's is
Speaker 1: Sydney Carlson cooking?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, I'm like one hundred percent with you on that,
Speaker 2: just because like the amount of money I spend on
Speaker 2: food is like horrifying. But then I always have that
Speaker 2: conundrum where I'm like, bro, like if I buy the
Speaker 2: food the ingredients to make it like it's costs four
Speaker 2: times the amount if I just ordered it, so I
Speaker 2: might as well just order it. But then I'm not
Speaker 2: thinking properly. Where you buy like five chickens or whatever
Speaker 2: chicken filets and then you make five different chicken meals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Bitch, I want to call me a millennial. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: I'm getting a tattoo and I'm going to get Fortnite
Speaker 2: across my forehead right here, I.
Speaker 1: Would stand by the night. No it is not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it fell the fuck off.
Speaker 1: Bro, don't talk about that shit like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah Fortnite, fellow.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, here are my ins and outs. It's pretty lengthy.
Speaker 1: I almost posted it, but I held it back. Here
Speaker 1: are my twenty twenty four predictions. In letting your phone
Speaker 1: die at night and waking up scared because you don't
Speaker 1: know what time it is. That's a good vibe to me.
Speaker 1: In not wearing underwear, not in a sexy way, but
Speaker 1: just because it is a scam to heap buying underwear,
Speaker 1: and I do not wanant to.
Speaker 2: Just wear the same pair every single day like I do.
Speaker 2: I'm not washing my.
Speaker 1: Own d're so layered, I feel like I could chip
Speaker 1: it off and it looked like tree bar.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, like there's like, no, I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna say that, that's gross. I'm just so horny all
Speaker 2: the time. I'm making pre com that there's like a
Speaker 2: layer pre com like at the base of my penis.
Speaker 1: When you think as a bulge, it's like Elmer's glue
Speaker 1: when you roll it up into a ball. Standing outside
Speaker 1: with your arms crossed, staring at the sky and streets,
Speaker 1: specifically when you spent all day inside.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, that's one of mine. Wait you go ahead.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, like I like, am really
Speaker 1: into standing in the porch recently, which I did a
Speaker 1: lot last year.
Speaker 2: Like they were onto something with that old people.
Speaker 1: No, old people. We literally need to get chairs for
Speaker 1: out front and just sit there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just stare they know. Like my vibe was like
Speaker 2: I was walking to Madeline in Steven's house from my
Speaker 2: parents house, and this is an in for me. It's
Speaker 2: like when you're walking like outside, just like look up
Speaker 2: at the sky, it's like really disorienting and borderline like
Speaker 2: it gets you high. And I was having like an
Speaker 2: almost euphoric experience looking at the clouds change and we
Speaker 2: need to bring back, like pointing shapes out of the clouds, like, oh,
Speaker 2: that looks like an elephant, Like that's in for me.
Speaker 1: Something you sound. You sound like you've been sober for
Speaker 1: a long time, because anything that brings you a little joy,
Speaker 1: you're like, it's almost like being high.
Speaker 2: Well, no, try it like I'm just high on life now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do agree, not doing you don't want to
Speaker 1: simply say I just don't want to do that. No,
Speaker 1: I'm okay, thank you, or please stop bothering me.
Speaker 3: Did you hear that? You're okay?
Speaker 2: And you are you okay? And your voice, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I think I'm in hell. I literally think I'm in
Speaker 2: hell and you has been a suckybis demon that has
Speaker 2: been stocking me my whole life.
Speaker 3: What no, Because she's like a male. It sounds like
Speaker 3: a man's voice, right.
Speaker 2: It sounds like she's speaking thirty like languages, including Latin.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a demon whispering in my ear at night.
Speaker 3: It's weird.
Speaker 2: Oh now you're back, you're.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I think it is? I think
Speaker 1: this mic might be broken.
Speaker 2: It literally is tapped into hell. I'm pretty sure, like
Speaker 2: the screaming souls of hell.
Speaker 3: Didn't they sound like a bunch of different voices at once.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's like voices, is it?
Speaker 1: Okay? If I just used this mike because.
Speaker 2: This one is perfect whatever you're doing right now?
Speaker 1: Okay? Well, Also, what's in is local news? I would
Speaker 1: like to be fear mongered based on my location. I
Speaker 1: missed watching the news and being really scared about my
Speaker 1: surrounding neighborhood because I have not felt the fear of
Speaker 1: like a neighborhood that I've lived in for like a
Speaker 1: really long time. And I was just like, wow, we
Speaker 1: need to go back to like the twenty four to
Speaker 1: seven news cycle just playing on the TV like all
Speaker 1: day and night.
Speaker 2: That's actually a good one.
Speaker 1: Out is excessive self care. It's just not that serious,
Speaker 1: really an excessive like oh I microblade, I fucking.
Speaker 2: Ice roll, like okay, Like, yeah, bitch.
Speaker 1: When you die, to moral, guess what, You're gonna look
Speaker 1: like shit in that fucking casket because your parents are
Speaker 1: not gonna get makeup by Ariel to come and beat
Speaker 1: your fucking face. So the plumpness of your face won't
Speaker 1: even matter because you're gonna look like shit in your casket.
Speaker 1: So the excessive self care is pointless. Being drunk is
Speaker 1: out for me, which is like opposing Kays wanting to
Speaker 1: drink more, Like I've never like drank and then been like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so happy I drank last night, Like that was
Speaker 1: the best decision I ever made. Being drunk is just
Speaker 1: out waiting in lines. Nothing is worth waiting for.
Speaker 2: Why that is a stark contrast from the ny I
Speaker 2: knew two years ago. You go to Miami and you
Speaker 2: become a completely different person because you love lines.
Speaker 1: I know, but I decided, like it's kind of like
Speaker 1: I'm wasting minutes. I'm never going to get back for
Speaker 1: something that like is kind of pointless, like waiting, Like
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of what I would wait in
Speaker 1: line for, and I can't think of a single thing
Speaker 1: that I'm like, oh my god, I would love to
Speaker 1: wait for that, Like I want to so bad.
Speaker 3: I'll wait for.
Speaker 1: Vegetarian and veganism. We will all pair sooner than you realize.
Speaker 1: Be free.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, I'm gonna start eating like fucking rodents and shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to eat meat this year.
Speaker 2: Like roaches. I bet roaches like in twenty fifty eight
Speaker 2: are going to like be a delicacy, like they're going
Speaker 2: to be the only thing we can eat because they're
Speaker 2: the only thing that can survive, like the police.
Speaker 1: Is there any nutritional value from a roach? Though?
Speaker 3: I was going to be protein. There's got to be protein, all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there has to be something in there. And then
Speaker 1: the last two things that are out for twenty twenty
Speaker 1: four one being travel vloggers. I don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: where you sat in the plane. Don't take a picture
Speaker 1: of it. Just get on the fucking plane in silence.
Speaker 1: And then the last thing is limiting your screen time
Speaker 1: is out. Just indulging your screen time. It literally doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: We are a generation of the screen and you are
Speaker 1: not going to be the first person to break it.
Speaker 1: I don't care how many books you read, because when
Speaker 1: you finish your book reading time, you will get on
Speaker 1: that phone and tell me you read.
Speaker 2: So yeah, bed running is in, like it's always betten
Speaker 2: in and always will be in. Okay. I found out
Speaker 2: that German cockroaches contain about seventy eight grams of protein
Speaker 2: per one hundred grams dryway, So like, find one hundred
Speaker 2: grams of cockroaches and you can survive.
Speaker 1: Actually sounds like a lot of cockroaches.
Speaker 2: To find though, like, but that's also crazy. That means
Speaker 2: like one cockroach, like one gram of cockroach contains like
Speaker 2: zero point seven eight like seventy eight percent of its
Speaker 2: body is essentially protein. Y. I, oh my god.
Speaker 1: What you're fucking calm? What were you gonna say?
Speaker 2: I was literally gonna say protein powder? Weird bro, Like, literally,
Speaker 2: what are you on about? It was on about some
Speaker 2: like you cum shit, like I've.
Speaker 1: Never said that to you. Well, I think I've also
Speaker 1: decided that birds are disgusting because I've seen two videos
Speaker 1: that grossed me the fuck out, one of them being
Speaker 1: like the hollow chest part. It actually makes me want
Speaker 1: to fucking kill myself. Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: Wapsies?
Speaker 1: No, Like, somebody moved the there's a bird apart, and
Speaker 1: like they had like this like harder like shellcasing, and
Speaker 1: it was like where they're like making the noise from
Speaker 1: it was like a TikTok. I saw, I'll find it
Speaker 1: and show it to you. It is fucking disgusting. And
Speaker 1: then I saw how birds grow their fucking feathers.
Speaker 4: I know you've been wondering how feathers grow, and this
Speaker 4: is what they look like when they're brand new, it's
Speaker 4: so creepy, looks a little bit weird. They look like
Speaker 4: spines or some sort of horrendous growth coming out with
Speaker 4: a bird.
Speaker 1: But these are pin feathers.
Speaker 4: And this is what a brand new baby feather looks
Speaker 4: like when it comes through the skin.
Speaker 1: It pierces through the.
Speaker 4: Skin covered in this sheath which is made out of keratin,
Speaker 4: this sort of stuff your nails and hair are made
Speaker 4: out of.
Speaker 1: And I am not kidding. Birds are so fucking nasty
Speaker 1: and if you have pet birds, something is actually fucking
Speaker 1: wrong with you. And that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I'm still there. I have gotten over like
Speaker 2: birds attacking me constantly, and I don't think they're out
Speaker 2: to get me anymore. My new fear is drones. Drones
Speaker 2: are evil. We need to like eradicate like drones. Drones
Speaker 2: are out and not like war drones, like personal flying drones.
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. Oh dude, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to find the video of this fucking bird trust and
Speaker 1: it's so gross. But every time I look a bird trust,
Speaker 1: it's like a man like, what's happening?
Speaker 3: Isn't that like a term for.
Speaker 2: There's it's that and there's pecus karen atum and peck
Speaker 2: this caraenatum or peck this caraenatum and peck this escavatum.
Speaker 2: Escavatum is when your chest goes in and you've seen
Speaker 2: the clips of people eating bowls of cereal like out
Speaker 2: of their like stirred eye spot, that's escavatum, and then
Speaker 2: karen autum is when it goes out like a mountain.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm never gonna find this video because it's only
Speaker 1: videos of men's chest, but there's a video of some.
Speaker 2: Wait, let me see it. Can you say, can you
Speaker 2: show me that?
Speaker 1: Are you video? No?
Speaker 2: I just want to see it, like, because it's they're
Speaker 2: all like row shaved down. Okay, actually nasty, but yeah,
Speaker 2: that's how men shaving their body is out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, men who shaved their body kind of freaked me out,
Speaker 1: but like to each their own. I feel like I
Speaker 1: probably shaves his chest.
Speaker 3: No, I don't. I don't shave my chest. If you
Speaker 3: shave your chest then it grows in. This This is
Speaker 3: what I've heard is that if you shave your chest
Speaker 3: and ass, it's really uncomfortable because it gets itchy.
Speaker 2: Drew, I shaved my ass when I was like eighteen
Speaker 2: before and I was like, there was probably when I
Speaker 2: was seventeen, because I would remember being in the back.
Speaker 2: The poulture geist is literally haunting me. I swear to God,
Speaker 2: but I remember in the back, in the back of
Speaker 2: the class like this.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you just use your fucking hand to get
Speaker 1: your ass through your pants?
Speaker 2: Because you putting my hands in my buttthole, your butthole.
Speaker 3: I feel like every boy has gone through this once
Speaker 3: they go through puberty and their ask gets all harry.
Speaker 3: You shave it with like a razor, and then you're
Speaker 3: in next thing. You know, You're like, yeah, you're rubbing
Speaker 3: your ass against.
Speaker 1: The girls shave their ass all the time. It's like
Speaker 1: a common thing like that. Everybody's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: my fucking butt. It's just because I shaved my ass.
Speaker 3: See, I don't know stuff like that.
Speaker 1: How about this?
Speaker 3: A million kids come up missing?
Speaker 2: Who do you all think happen to these kids? Every
Speaker 2: time people come up missing. The more and more people
Speaker 2: come up missing, the more they release more chicken so
Speaker 2: chicken shit, I'm noticing it. I literally that will always
Speaker 2: be the best ever. Yeah, it's like prophetic. It's literally
Speaker 2: like genius, Like it.
Speaker 1: Really does make you so badly if he meant that
Speaker 1: with like his whole heart, or if he was just
Speaker 1: like being funny, because if he meant it, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: But if he made that as a joke, that is
Speaker 1: the funniest joke I've ever heard told in our like time,
Speaker 1: like it is so good. Well, also, on the last episode,
Speaker 1: you talked about the Sephora thing, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about. I've been seeing all the
Speaker 1: tiktoks about like the rowdy ass fucking annoying children who
Speaker 1: go into Saphora. So I think my resolution this year
Speaker 1: is if any Sephoras need somebody to stand at the
Speaker 1: front door and kick a ten year old in the head,
Speaker 1: I will take the job.
Speaker 2: I can't kick ten year olds in the head.
Speaker 1: Well, support can write into their guidelines that if a
Speaker 1: ten year old crosses that entryway line that I can
Speaker 1: kick them in the head. Then I think I touch what.
Speaker 2: We can't so scared of Yeah, like I'm so scared
Speaker 2: of me? Yes, oh good.
Speaker 1: We should have just called the podcast ed podcast. That's
Speaker 1: what I was thinking, because like emergency in a comps
Speaker 1: like so long, and then if we call the edy
Speaker 1: it's and you Drew podcasts.
Speaker 2: No, No, then we could have had this function.
Speaker 1: We could have had like I love ed for March.
Speaker 3: No, I feel like that wouldn't have gone over that.
Speaker 2: That is like maybe the worst thing you've ever said.
Speaker 1: Because what's it's just our initials.
Speaker 2: No, it's eating disorder.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we're eating this order.
Speaker 2: Like we're eating the order that was served to us frozen.
Speaker 1: Why do you say, why am I giving ice cream?
Speaker 2: I'm giving ice cream right now. Well, by what's your
Speaker 2: ins and outs?
Speaker 3: Did you do yours already? Drew?
Speaker 2: Or I don't have any? I told you how to
Speaker 2: write them, write them?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll do my ends A twenty four movies. You
Speaker 3: know when you see that logo, it's going to be
Speaker 3: a good ass movie.
Speaker 1: Okay that just keep.
Speaker 3: Going, Okay, Matt rithe goat, Okay, keep.
Speaker 1: Going, because I this might be is this for your
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three, twenty twenty four?
Speaker 3: This is twenty twenty four being a male? Pick me
Speaker 3: the bell jar.
Speaker 2: Give us give it wait Kai, give us like your
Speaker 2: best mail, pick me energy right now.
Speaker 1: He did it. He's been doing it for the past
Speaker 1: thirty six minutes.
Speaker 3: For the past like twenty episodes, if you if you
Speaker 3: have noticed. Okay, what else is in Kai? Oh the
Speaker 3: bell Jar? Okay, My Year of Rest and Relaxation? Anything
Speaker 3: really by Joan Didion. Omnipresent surveillance by governments is in. Guys.
Speaker 3: We're gonna see more of this as time goes on,
Speaker 3: and we're going to be losing more and more of
Speaker 3: our privacy rights. Me being the baby of the group
Speaker 3: is in. I think we can all agree that that
Speaker 3: is in.
Speaker 2: Say I'm baby, I'm.
Speaker 3: Baby, I'm literally baby. Okay, two thousand and six. Xbox
Speaker 3: era lag switches.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, we should do.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: Oh. It was like it was like these electronic switches
Speaker 3: that you would connect your Xbox to like fuck up
Speaker 3: the internet connection and then you could like headshot people
Speaker 3: because you would like lag around and stuff.
Speaker 2: It was basically it was so it would like shut
Speaker 2: everyone's Internet off for like as long as you wanted,
Speaker 2: and it would lag everybody in the game and you
Speaker 2: could just go and like sweat and stomp all over
Speaker 2: the lobby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, they do. I'm gonna do one more in Sprite.
Speaker 3: Sprite is in, guys. Sprite Lemon Lime is refreshing. It
Speaker 3: tastes good and it's super cheap.
Speaker 1: Is this an ad read for sprite that you're like
Speaker 1: throwing out?
Speaker 3: I have to drink it for the super good. Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do my outs.
Speaker 2: Tasting like electricity, it's like TV.
Speaker 1: Finish it. You didn't even finish it though. If it's
Speaker 1: so good, finish it.
Speaker 2: Chug it, Okay, and then eat a banana.
Speaker 1: I can't. You should have a bite of a banana.
Speaker 1: Take half of the sprite. Finish the banana.
Speaker 3: Is that like a thing, it's like bad or something.
Speaker 1: No, it's no, it's literally like like here's cancer or something.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know about I didn't know about that. Okay,
Speaker 3: out sambas they're cooked. I think we can all agree
Speaker 3: that sambas are cooked. Ketamine therapy is out. Everyone who
Speaker 3: did it has severe brain damage, including me.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Locking in us out because a lot of people to carry.
Speaker 3: We're locking in, locking in, Oh, like lock in, lock in,
Speaker 3: locking in because you lock in ketamine therapy and now
Speaker 3: your brain is all melted and you can't. You can
Speaker 3: no longer lock in federal reserve raising interest rates. I
Speaker 3: think we're done raising interest rates in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: Inflation is now under control, and we're gonna stimulate the
Speaker 3: economy and we're gonna see equities soar in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: So those are my ins and outs.
Speaker 2: Well, I came up with a few while we were
Speaker 2: sitting here. They're not nearly as good as yours, Ki,
Speaker 2: but you had some really great ones. Okay, I have
Speaker 2: one out and it's fentonyl poisoning?
Speaker 1: Was that ever?
Speaker 3: In? Like?
Speaker 1: Was that?
Speaker 2: But I was rooting for it?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, but you might be the only one who
Speaker 1: who was like, oh my god, like this needs to
Speaker 1: catch on. I think ins and outs is like kind
Speaker 1: of like, oh my god, trends.
Speaker 2: Oh well, yeah, well then fent not poisoning is in?
Speaker 2: Like is that what y'all want me to say?
Speaker 1: Like no, no, Like it's just like why okay, keep.
Speaker 2: Going okay in uh Lonna del rey okay? And being happy?
Speaker 1: Are you just gonna smile to be happy?
Speaker 2: Or as the prophet Cameron Dallan's once said, don't be depressed.
Speaker 1: Just smile.
Speaker 2: Just smile.
Speaker 1: You have such like a creepy pasta smile.
Speaker 2: Like this is my real smile. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I never learned how to smile, or if I have
Speaker 2: so much bucle fat or so much collagen in my
Speaker 2: skin that like I can't smile, Like my teeth like
Speaker 2: I feel like they're like too far back in my mouth.
Speaker 1: You're so Edgar Allan Poe like Cody.
Speaker 2: But that's not a good smile.
Speaker 1: That's not your real smile.
Speaker 2: This is my real I swear to God, this is
Speaker 2: my real smile. How do you smile for a photo
Speaker 2: like this? No, I swear to God. Look at any
Speaker 2: picture smiling.
Speaker 1: You look like you're a cold case that just got
Speaker 1: solved thanks to the new DNA. But you're like cakes
Speaker 1: has been cold. It's eighteen thirty one.
Speaker 2: No, I swear this is how I smile.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's how I smile for a photo.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, you smile.
Speaker 3: Wait did you? Why? Why did she leave? Oh? All right, guys, No,
Speaker 3: I didn't even get into my don't get start. I
Speaker 3: feel like any other chance.
Speaker 1: My ends are when friends seem like they need help
Speaker 1: and that extra juge to keep them going. Just ignore it,
Speaker 1: because taking on people's emotions is really hard for yourself,
Speaker 1: and especially if you're in a good place. You shouldn't
Speaker 1: be helping other people because they're just gonna bring you
Speaker 1: back down. So if you've gone up and your friends
Speaker 1: are still behind, you should keep going because if that
Speaker 1: friend really cared for themselves, they would just catch up.
Speaker 1: A big out for me is working with friends. So
Speaker 1: you might see this year that I'm just like distancing
Speaker 1: myself and like kind of focusing on myself. And if
Speaker 1: you see a podcast where it's just a girl or
Speaker 1: only a girl.
Speaker 2: And the girl is money, should we announce our podcast together?
Speaker 3: Kyle? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, announce it right now.
Speaker 3: Let's do it all right on three one two, three Money, Angels, Bitches,
Speaker 3: video Games.
Speaker 2: Angel Oh that's the name.
Speaker 1: Podcast for four?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's it.
Speaker 2: Four Okay. Would y'all get a tattoo of me if
Speaker 2: I died?
Speaker 1: Yes? But not of your face?
Speaker 2: Like what would your tattoo be?
Speaker 3: Oh? Would I get another tattoo of you? I guess?
Speaker 3: Is the question technically the first one? The brand?
Speaker 1: Or oh when you branded him? That's not that's not
Speaker 1: really like a friendship tattoo.
Speaker 3: That's kind of like then have we ever talked about
Speaker 3: on the podcast? How like a week into me knowing Drew?
Speaker 3: He like my God branded me and like carved something
Speaker 3: into my skin.
Speaker 1: No, but it sounds like something conventional.
Speaker 2: It was fully consensual.
Speaker 3: Oh, it was supersual.
Speaker 2: The thing is, no, we haven't talked about it. I
Speaker 2: don't think we're ready to talk about it because the
Speaker 2: way you reacted was borderline depressing. So and it got
Speaker 2: infected and that's why you can never see the lower
Speaker 2: half of your body.
Speaker 3: It was also a QR code, so there was a
Speaker 3: lot of detail.
Speaker 2: Q That's what I would do.
Speaker 1: I would get a QR code and it would be
Speaker 1: a link to a TikTok of you and be.
Speaker 2: Drew like actually though, because I think like for you
Speaker 2: and I would probably get a bunny and for Kai.
Speaker 2: I haven't really thought about it too much, but probably
Speaker 2: the Nike logo. Okay, Nike, guy, you love Nike.
Speaker 3: I don't really like Nike that. I feel like you
Speaker 3: guys don't even know me.
Speaker 1: You're always wearing Nike.
Speaker 3: Because I don't remember the last time I wore.
Speaker 1: Aren't the sandy shoes Nike? The ones with sand and them? No?
Speaker 3: Those are those are a six? Wait.
Speaker 2: I saw someone do like pick your like it was
Speaker 2: like pick your favorite emergency in or COmON moment, and
Speaker 2: the sandy shoe was one of them.
Speaker 3: And it was I think about that and it's it
Speaker 3: is crazy how that wasn't scriptive in my shop.
Speaker 1: It was not like like why was it full of sand?
Speaker 1: Had you gone to the beach? Or like I guess
Speaker 1: because when you get to that age, you're you're just
Speaker 1: slowly de tearing. I started to turn into at the
Speaker 1: end of the days, like you shake it. It's just
Speaker 1: like little ashes.
Speaker 2: I would try to get, Like when I could get
Speaker 2: the Glossier logo, I think, yeah, kind of it, but
Speaker 2: like then you kind.
Speaker 1: Of just look look like a billboard for Glossier. I
Speaker 1: don't know if anybody be like, oh my god, Kai
Speaker 1: Newman like Glossier hoodie that.
Speaker 2: He always pres logo.
Speaker 1: Oh, the Prius would be good.
Speaker 3: What about like a big like what about the SpongeBob
Speaker 3: where he has a bunch of cash and he has
Speaker 3: like grills?
Speaker 1: Oh you know what? You you could get like a
Speaker 1: dove leaving a cage because you're freed now that he's dead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, you're free. Not Kay is free, but
Speaker 1: Drew's free.
Speaker 2: What That's not what I was saying. I was saying
Speaker 2: that Kay was free.
Speaker 1: And like I think I would get a little like
Speaker 1: for Drew. I would get like a little anemy like
Speaker 1: you know the have you ever seen like the Korean
Speaker 1: tattoo artists who do like little like anenemies and like
Speaker 1: sea creatures and color. Yeah, I would get one of
Speaker 1: those for you. Oh My end this year is Kay
Speaker 1: should become a father, but by accident, and it should
Speaker 1: be big Dru.
Speaker 2: I would actually make a very good dad, like I
Speaker 2: genuinely do believe that, like I really, But.
Speaker 1: Then who's gonna do the like edit the podcast?
Speaker 3: Baby?
Speaker 1: Think about us?
Speaker 3: A baby's already editing the podcast.
Speaker 2: So okay, you can teach a baby how to edit it.
Speaker 1: Okay. Last thing I need to talk about something that
Speaker 1: was freaking me the fuck out is food eating competitions,
Speaker 1: Like why did we let that happen in society? And
Speaker 1: also food eating competition like vloggers who just go around
Speaker 1: to random restaurants and set up the camera and eat food.
Speaker 1: Like have you watched the way they eat food? It
Speaker 1: is genuinely so fucking scary. They're like scarfing it down.
Speaker 1: And as a girl who's buff as fuck who eats
Speaker 1: hell of food.
Speaker 2: Okay, but Matt Stone. I think it's Matt Stone, Matt Stoney.
Speaker 2: He's like a YouTuber that eats. He's go He's like
Speaker 2: in Kobeashi when you would eat all the hot dogs
Speaker 2: really quick, and then in the Cheater there was like
Speaker 2: a big cheating scandal. Like I kept up with the
Speaker 2: food eating contracts.
Speaker 1: Do you even cheat?
Speaker 2: Like because like you would stuff, like someone stuffed a
Speaker 2: bunch of like the hot dog bread inside of their
Speaker 2: water cup, so they were just eating the hot dogs.
Speaker 2: And then like he won, and then they watched the
Speaker 2: footage back after they like crowned him champ and they
Speaker 2: were like, oh wait, like he cheated and it was
Speaker 2: like a big thing in the food eating world. But yeah, Kobeyash,
Speaker 2: she's the goat. He will always be my goat.
Speaker 1: Mas Stone does it in his car, right, Matt Sony like.
Speaker 2: He no, he's like a YouTuber. He's been doing it
Speaker 2: on YouTube.
Speaker 1: I think I might be to give somebody else because
Speaker 1: I remember there was like a O G YouTuber who
Speaker 1: used to just like eat a bunch of food in
Speaker 1: his car, like a shit ton of food. But I
Speaker 1: might be to give someone else, but like it is
Speaker 1: so weird. And then there's always like this one girl
Speaker 1: I was watching, there's always an audience that gathers around
Speaker 1: her and like they watch her and like cheer her on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: before it was genuinely freaking me out.
Speaker 2: Like I was going to say, there's this dude that
Speaker 2: I've been keeping up with, and I was telling you
Speaker 2: about him like a few weeks ago, how he had
Speaker 2: like like right before we left, like there there were
Speaker 2: people that just like genuinely hate him for absolutely no reason,
Speaker 2: and he would like, uh, he he would go to
Speaker 2: restaurants and people would like follow him around the country
Speaker 2: and like watch him eat while he's live on TikTok
Speaker 2: and that's like his whole.
Speaker 1: Thing and he just for like a food eater.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's another level of like, well, okay, let's
Speaker 2: be honest, Like, since I am eating so often, like
Speaker 2: technically emergency intercom fans are like watching me every time
Speaker 2: they watch me, they watched me eat and devour the competition.
Speaker 3: I think you eat all the time, Drew. I think
Speaker 3: you always look amazing. Can you put me back?
Speaker 1: Guy? I don't know how to make you come back.
Speaker 1: Where did Drew go? Drew's camera just wept black.
Speaker 2: He didn't even like, what the why is my camera?
Speaker 3: It's wherever you move, it's whenever you move.
Speaker 1: M drew the lights off.
Speaker 2: I don't know the lights just went off, but I
Speaker 2: found a flashlight that has a black light, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, like look like, oh, don't come on
Speaker 2: my hands.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's not funny, like it would
Speaker 1: make it makes sense that they're oh.
Speaker 3: What was that? Shine it on your face again? Why?
Speaker 1: Because we can't see.
Speaker 3: Oh, there's like what it's like a ton of cum
Speaker 3: on your face.
Speaker 1: It's like a lot.
Speaker 2: Well, I can't even see. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Where do you know?
Speaker 1: There's why you wash your face?
Speaker 2: I gotta go.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna wash your face at least? Or just
Speaker 1: like leave it on?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna shut the fu up or something?
Speaker 1: There's so much coum on your face, just.
Speaker 2: Like okay, and I get play. You're probably jealous, like
Speaker 2: oh you wish like it's basically like slugging, Like it's
Speaker 2: like you ever heard of slugging?
Speaker 1: When that is so gross? What do you do when
Speaker 1: it dries?
Speaker 2: Just peel it off? Like Elmer's blue on my palm
Speaker 2: in my hand.
Speaker 3: Like why would you not clean the cum off of
Speaker 3: your face before.
Speaker 2: I literally just said it's good for my skin.
Speaker 1: Do you get that information?
Speaker 3: How often is your face covering Tom when we shoot
Speaker 3: these videos?
Speaker 2: Literally every single time?
Speaker 1: Do you like have to Is that you're like pre
Speaker 1: show remedy.
Speaker 2: No, it's just it's on all day, every day. Have
Speaker 2: you ever noticed why I don't go out to parties
Speaker 2: as much anymore because of this exact conversation would be happening. Oh,
Speaker 2: because god forbid, there's a black, white like.
Speaker 1: Guy who can't go to parties because everybody is gonna
Speaker 1: know he has come all over his face.
Speaker 2: And seeing guys, I wanted to make sure because it's
Speaker 2: kind of looking very real.
Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody would have believed you were
Speaker 1: just sitting in your sister's house with come all over
Speaker 1: your base.
Speaker 2: But this does feel really nice?
Speaker 1: All right? Well, should we get into media?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a bunch of that vasoline. I literally am
Speaker 2: slugging right now.
Speaker 1: Well, I watched Beef and it was fucking awesome. I
Speaker 1: watched every episode in like seven hours, and it was
Speaker 1: freaking lit and.
Speaker 2: It was so good that she called me. She literally
Speaker 2: called me and was like, Drew, you have to watch
Speaker 2: this show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really fucking good. And what movie did
Speaker 1: I watch?
Speaker 2: I watched The Liberals Ruined Everything?
Speaker 1: Oh, the Liberals were ruined Christmas.
Speaker 2: It's this documentary?
Speaker 1: Is that real?
Speaker 2: No? No, but it I kind of talked about it.
Speaker 2: Or what else did you watch? Any Sorry?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I watched Saltburn and.
Speaker 2: I, damn, you're so different.
Speaker 1: I know. That's what I feel like if I feel
Speaker 1: really annoying because the only people in my life who
Speaker 1: didn't like it are like straight men who were like me.
Speaker 2: And that's exactly what I texted.
Speaker 3: I texted Drew was like I was so angry. I
Speaker 3: was like, no, I know.
Speaker 2: Like, okay, but imagine if it was two girls with
Speaker 2: boobs talked about more.
Speaker 1: Literally, the the girl version of Saltburn is Handmaiden, and
Speaker 1: that's a good fucking movie. That movie is fucking lit.
Speaker 2: I still haven't seen the Salt Bay, and I don't
Speaker 2: know if I ever will see Saltbay just because everyone,
Speaker 2: Oh is it really? Yeah, that's where I watched it.
Speaker 3: Barry Keegan is the main actor, right, yeah, he is
Speaker 3: as good as fuck.
Speaker 2: Was I saw something that he jumped through, like I
Speaker 2: think he had like twenty different foster families or something.
Speaker 2: This could be misinformation, but like he had like twenty
Speaker 2: different foster families and then like had just like a
Speaker 2: really really rough upbringing.
Speaker 3: Is that when he got killing him Sacred Deer? Is
Speaker 3: that what?
Speaker 2: Was that his first big one? I think that was
Speaker 2: like his first big role.
Speaker 1: I will say everybody in it, like their acting was
Speaker 1: on ten. I just like didn't. I didn't like the ending,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know. I just was like, okay, Like
Speaker 1: there's so many shows and movies that have a take
Speaker 1: on like the Class Divide, and that's just like not
Speaker 1: my best take on it. Like that's not my favorite
Speaker 1: take on it. It was a good movie, but I
Speaker 1: was just.
Speaker 3: Like by the end, I was like, Okay, it wasn't
Speaker 3: the take that like the middle class guy is the
Speaker 3: bad guy and the rich one percenters are like the
Speaker 3: good ones. Isn't that wasn't it like middle class people
Speaker 3: are liars? Like I walked out of that movie being like, oh,
Speaker 3: I guess the middle class I.
Speaker 1: Walked out of that movie being like, oh, bisexual people
Speaker 1: are evil. That one, like the star of by Erasure,
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, okay, so he revealed that he lived in
Speaker 2: thirteen different foster homes. Every family was good to him
Speaker 2: as a kid. You don't know what's happening. You get
Speaker 2: attached and then boom, let's move over here. He told
Speaker 2: Ireland's The Late Show. He remained with his biological brother
Speaker 2: the entire time he lived with various families. He was
Speaker 2: doing impressions a bunch for print calls and stuff. Then
Speaker 2: he landed his first role in twenty eleven for a
Speaker 2: crime drama Between the Canal and apparently he called the
Speaker 2: director every single day until for weeks until he cast him.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's a crazy come up story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he did bounce around foster homes, which is like,
Speaker 2: that's like next level shit, Like it's super cool.
Speaker 3: He has the most World War two face for real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, literally, he looks like he should only be
Speaker 1: playing in movies set in like eighteen forty one.
Speaker 2: He would have killed common see, he would have bodied
Speaker 2: that role. I haven't seen it. I don't think I've
Speaker 2: seen anything with him ever. Maybe or no, his face
Speaker 2: is familiar. I've seen him around in something. Yeah, but uh,
Speaker 2: I was I gonna say the movie that I watched
Speaker 2: I talked about it briefly that where I was just
Speaker 2: like damn, dude, like that's a goddamn movie. Was Poor Things,
Speaker 2: Like how have you seen it yet?
Speaker 3: Dude? I thought Poor Things was so fucking good?
Speaker 2: Was it not? Like incredible?
Speaker 3: Like it was so good. I've been feeling so jaded
Speaker 3: because I'll keep on watching new movies and just be like, no,
Speaker 3: that was mad. And then I'm just like, oh, I
Speaker 3: guess I'm the asshole because I've said this about like
Speaker 3: the last eight movies. And then I saw that and
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't know. I was just really
Speaker 3: blown away by it. Kind of reminded me of like
Speaker 3: the Pans Labyrinth era of movies.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 3: There's so much attention to detail the story.
Speaker 2: It was so weird. This set design was like fucking incredible.
Speaker 2: Like I will say, like the first twenty minutes of
Speaker 2: the movie, I was like, oh no, like oh my god,
Speaker 2: like no, like please don't do that, like this is crazy.
Speaker 2: And then and then after like the story developed and
Speaker 2: the plot developed a little bit, I was like, oh word,
Speaker 2: this is what this movie is about, Like holy shit.
Speaker 2: And I don't want to spoil anything for anybody who
Speaker 2: hasn't seen it because apparently no one's seen it because
Speaker 2: it's not doing very well in the box office, But like,
Speaker 2: please go watch that movie, and like maybe I just
Speaker 2: have like man brain syndrome where everybody was like Barbie's
Speaker 2: so good, like because blah blah blah blah blah. Like
Speaker 2: maybe that's the same case. But like I feel like
Speaker 2: the subject matter in this and the way it was
Speaker 2: like spoken about was like very nuanced and like wasn't
Speaker 2: like hitting the I don't know, like it wasn't like
Speaker 2: I don't know, it was just good. Also, like Emma
Speaker 2: Stone boobs in Vagina.
Speaker 3: I think that's probably why we like it. Honestly, does
Speaker 3: she show her.
Speaker 1: Boobs of Vagina? Because I need to go see it?
Speaker 2: Ironically, I don't know if it's really hers, but like
Speaker 2: there is a bunch of s in that movie, and
Speaker 2: that's when it was like really funny to me at points,
Speaker 2: was like when S was happening, like it wasn't like
Speaker 2: good like sex, Like it was like genuinely funny like
Speaker 2: times to be doing as I don't know, Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was great.
Speaker 1: It was great, Okay, so I need to see it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then the last thing is fucking Ray's Anatomy. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I love Gray's Anatomy. And I don't know why none
Speaker 2: of y'all told me that this show was perfectly engineered
Speaker 2: and made for me. But like it's legitimately like the
Speaker 2: best show I've ever seen to me, Like everything that
Speaker 2: happens in that show, like it's horrible, like duh, Like
Speaker 2: it's not good, but like it is so good, Like
Speaker 2: I can't, I don't know how to describe it, like.
Speaker 1: I need to start it.
Speaker 2: It's like medical and like love shit, and like it's
Speaker 2: all so like crosses or should cross your suspension of
Speaker 2: this belief, but it doesn't, and like a lot of
Speaker 2: like the medical things that happen in it, you're like, girl,
Speaker 2: come on, like that shit did not happen. That person
Speaker 2: did not have toxic blood and it just killed like
Speaker 2: thirty hospital staff because they did surgery on them. And
Speaker 2: then you look it up there and there is a
Speaker 2: real yeah, there is.
Speaker 1: A case of that happening with that woman who had
Speaker 1: like meth or something in her system.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it like yeah, there's just like a bunch
Speaker 2: of medical cases that are really cool, and then there's
Speaker 2: just like a bunch of love stories and like also
Speaker 2: like I can't tell if I'm just like in love
Speaker 2: with every one of the cast members because they're all
Speaker 2: like so hot, or maybe they're not, and I'm literally
Speaker 2: just tripping. But like some of the acting is like
Speaker 2: really really like pretty.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure some really good like actors walked away
Speaker 1: from that, like yeah, like some of the main casts
Speaker 1: are now like really good actors.
Speaker 2: Huge, huge, huge, Do I look good?
Speaker 1: Because one of my ins this year resolutions is active listening,
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, you've been good, You've been good.
Speaker 3: I mean that's a little intense though it's a little.
Speaker 1: Bit that I just have a sniff. I'm gonna like.
Speaker 3: They looked like.
Speaker 2: Wendy Williams when you do that.
Speaker 3: They introduced Mit yet.
Speaker 2: Oh dull, Like that's one of the original I thought
Speaker 2: that he was season two Yeah, I remember when he
Speaker 2: well he has he I think he was introduced in
Speaker 2: season one, but he's big season two guy, in season
Speaker 2: three guy. But he's just as fine. It's Jacob Lord.
Speaker 2: He's dad than Euphoria. Oh yeah, I was telling any
Speaker 2: but she's not actively listening.
Speaker 1: Sorry, guys, By the time you watch this, my mewmu
Speaker 1: post will be up, but I have to post for
Speaker 1: Mumi right now, so I've been looking down at my
Speaker 1: phone to see if they approve of me.
Speaker 2: Such an insane life, like so insane, but like, yeah,
Speaker 2: go like that ship right.
Speaker 1: Now, like my og post. Okay, I'm gonna do media
Speaker 1: so we could get off because I literally have to
Speaker 1: finger this out Crazy World by King Guidra, Give Me
Speaker 1: Love by George Harrison, Walking Across the Field by Steve Hyit,
Speaker 1: and Cure for Pain by Morphine, and Drop Top by Anisia.
Speaker 1: That's my fucking media of the fucking week.
Speaker 2: Ooh ooh. Mine is intro Lawrence Guy Toy Visible Clocks. Actually,
Speaker 2: instead of reading all these songs off, go listen to
Speaker 2: f R A w YS Volume fifteen Siren Siren Hate Tim.
Speaker 2: This whole album is insane, like weird esoteric music, but
Speaker 2: like Toy t Oh Visible Cloaks is like crazy, but
Speaker 2: it's like a collaborative album between three like weird ass
Speaker 2: musicians and they make just so weird, like such good music.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, but.
Speaker 3: Okay, great job on the episode today, guys.
Speaker 2: Peace and love. Good job Kai you killed it.
Speaker 1: Bye mhm shot