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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is what's so darn funny? Hmmm. We'll find out.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into it in just a bit, because right

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Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call

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Speaker 1: what you got for us? Net for today? This goes

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Speaker 1: out to these churches, these pastors that you know, we

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Speaker 1: we get dressed, we get to church, and then y'all

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Speaker 1: ain't preaching on the Sunday that we get there, and

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Speaker 1: it's really aggravating sometimes it really will it really is

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Speaker 1: y'all need to send a text out, a memo or

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Speaker 1: something when y'all ain't preaching that day. Let us give

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Speaker 1: us some notice on that that's not cool to get

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Speaker 1: completely dressed and then you got somebody in there you

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Speaker 1: you know, can't preach everybody ever want Terrible Howard his message,

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Speaker 1: what is he talking? We're gonna have them guests appears

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Speaker 1: from Reverend Howard at this point, what Revin Hogward would

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Speaker 1: be good to deliver the word? And where is the

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Speaker 1: word coming from? What? What? What? What? Where? From? Where?

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Speaker 1: About that I've seen it? You ain't laughing man. So

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Speaker 1: the title list is I want my money back? I

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Speaker 1: want I want my money back. I do yeah, yeah, guys,

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Speaker 1: love anything, I want to all live it. I want

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Speaker 1: it back. It did not go the way I want.

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Speaker 1: I want my money back, I think I want. I

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Speaker 1: want a church refund. What's wrong with that? Of your ties? Okay?

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Speaker 1: My time? Yeah time? Love all from whatever it is.

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Speaker 1: Let's go catch off. I need to speak to all

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Speaker 1: ster felicihop Okay, who is this? This right? Here is Glen? Alright,

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Speaker 1: this is Glen. I need This is brother clear and

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Speaker 1: I speak to since the Felicia. But I have complease sir,

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Speaker 1: how did you get my number? I got to a

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Speaker 1: number from one of the deacons at the church. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what deacon was that? I don't even know the deak

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Speaker 1: of name. I'm out listen what I'm trying to ask you.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to ask you, can you a reimburse me

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Speaker 1: for some money that I put in church on Sunday? Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: can you just calm down just a little place, sir.

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Speaker 1: I'm look. Are you the financial person at the church? Yes?

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Speaker 1: What can I do for you? I'm trying to get

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Speaker 1: my money back that I put in church on Sunday.

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Speaker 1: I put a hundred dollars in church on Sunday, and

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my hundred dollars back. Okay, did

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Speaker 1: you not get from your heart? I gave from my

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Speaker 1: heart what I thought was gonna happen, but it didn't happen. Okay, um,

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Speaker 1: help help me, help you what you mean that? What

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Speaker 1: didn't happen? What did happen? Sir? Okay, Pastor wasn't there.

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Speaker 1: Pastor was not there on Sunday, and y'all had this

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Speaker 1: guest minister come in who I didn't like him at all.

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Speaker 1: But the dog on the offering was before he even

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Speaker 1: got up to preach, so I didn't already game my offering,

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Speaker 1: which was a hundred dollars. And then I didn't even

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Speaker 1: know Pastor what now you know what I'm saying. So

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Speaker 1: here I am giving a hundred dollars. I'm thinking, I

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Speaker 1: know I'm gonna get the word when pass said there.

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Speaker 1: But y'all put this dude up. He's coming from I

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Speaker 1: don't nobody come from the book of rout No mo

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Speaker 1: he he was at Ruth the Viticus. He was all

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Speaker 1: over the place. I want to get my hundred dollars back.

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Speaker 1: I ain't giving to that. Do you not read the bulletsin?

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Speaker 1: I mean, how often do you even come to church?

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Speaker 1: I come to church often. I mean, what what this

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Speaker 1: guy to do with any time? But if you were

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Speaker 1: coming up often to read the bulletins or you would

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Speaker 1: have known that Pasha took a vacation. He took a vacation,

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Speaker 1: so so everybody knew he wasn't gonna be there. Yes,

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Speaker 1: the regulars, the people that come regulated church, they know that, sir. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well I didn't know that. So I need I need

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Speaker 1: to get I need to get my money back, Okay,

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Speaker 1: but I need you to do though it's calmed down.

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Speaker 1: I'm coming. I'm just trying to say I want to

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Speaker 1: get my hunt of dollars. I'm not giving that sermon

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Speaker 1: I got on Sunday. I'm not giving a hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: for that. I cannot give you a hundred dollars back. Okay.

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Speaker 1: We don't do no refund checks. I can't do that. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I have to wait to pass to get back in

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Speaker 1: because two people have to sign the checks. I can't

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Speaker 1: even do that for you. So matter of fact, I'm

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Speaker 1: I gonna get my hundred dollars back? Okay, sir, why

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Speaker 1: we can go from there. Okay, I'm not calling. I'm

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Speaker 1: not calling the church tomorrow. I'll tell you what. You

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Speaker 1: know what you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: in cash. But you supted our sister Felicia Patterson. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna give me my damn money. Get chere? Say what

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Speaker 1: did you just cuss me? I just told you that

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Speaker 1: come tomorrow, I'm coming up there to get my damn

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Speaker 1: tell you something, sir. You ain't getting nothing from us.

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Speaker 1: Dare you call? He ain't cost me asking for some

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Speaker 1: money back. You don't that you're giving your money from

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Speaker 1: your heart and done, not a death, preaching the way

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Speaker 1: to God. You get because you love God. You ever

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Speaker 1: thought to me that did? I'll step you naked. Jim

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Speaker 1: and you you know what, you better be glad. This

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Speaker 1: ain't twenty years ago, cause I'll accusto you from a cozy.

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Speaker 1: But he's saying, because you know what, I ain't no question,

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Speaker 1: But I tell you what I will do, young man.

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Speaker 1: I see you? What you say your name is? Again?

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Speaker 1: What's that? I'm prop glen brother Glad? When I see you,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you from the ship. Do you hear me?

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Speaker 1: Did you come on from something? Because that's how you

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Speaker 1: can cast people. You have been talking to me, ignorance.

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Speaker 1: I picked up the phone. You ain't say Hi, man,

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Speaker 1: Hey doing man? Keep having out? Now? You just start cousing,

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Speaker 1: howling at me. You don't talk to people like that.

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Speaker 1: You don't even sound like a question. I shall don't

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Speaker 1: do it. Don't you hit me? Now? You want something? People?

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Speaker 1: You act? That's what the words that you have not

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Speaker 1: because you ask not you don't call your holing at me?

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Speaker 1: Don't you have me? You come call you're cussing at me?

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Speaker 1: Oh Lord help me? Could I sister policia? Could I mean?

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to something else till you're on man,

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Speaker 1: But do you know what you need to do, Go

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Speaker 1: get you some man. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: But but it's one more thing. I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: but I just I just wanted to tell you this, sister, police,

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Speaker 1: I wanted told you you ain't got gonna tell me, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: But I want to say this though. This is nephew

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Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend's sister,

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Speaker 1: Doris got me to bring phone call you such a

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Speaker 1: police who I am going to get Doris? Yes, I

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Speaker 1: am Tommy, Yes all Steve. No, no, ma'am, no, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: Steve is out of here with me. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to have a prime. And Mama was, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got to be private care nobody here, but I

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Speaker 1: me her and the lost police. She's home is? She say?

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Speaker 1: My girlfriend is blessed, highly favored, saved, And she said,

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Speaker 1: I want you to see if you can push her.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't since the police. You you you wrote

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Speaker 1: it out. I'm gonna tell you, but but you let

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Speaker 1: me ask you something though. Twenty years ago, you you you,

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Speaker 1: it had been a little different. Oh, twenty years ago.

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Speaker 1: I to pick you up and dropped you back down,

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Speaker 1: looked at you and walk you after. I got to

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Speaker 1: cussing you out. But that was twenty years ago. Thank

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Speaker 1: the Lord for my legs. Something the policia. I gotta

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Speaker 1: ask you, what is the baddest and I mean the

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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. Oh, I must say

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Speaker 1: the Speed Harvey Morning Show. What I know, I ain't

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Speaker 1: only gonna be fitting there with pals don't show up.

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Speaker 1: I know I'm not on the one. No, you're not.

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Speaker 1: That's why they don't tell you. That is why they

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Speaker 1: don't tell you. They know church gonna be empty. I

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Speaker 1: got a lot of going on. Let's see what we got.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a loving laughter, not a loving laughter. This

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Speaker 1: is basically your Valentine's Weekend in February Friday, February the tenth,

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Speaker 1: I will be at the Embassy Theater Nepe time me

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Speaker 1: and friends alone with the special guests of life Jenning's

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Speaker 1: that's the love and the laugh and see I bring

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Speaker 1: the laughter. He's gonna bring the love. Nephew time, Me

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Speaker 1: and friends February the tenth, that's Friday, The Embassy Sweets,

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Speaker 1: Embassy Theater, I'm Sorry, and Fort Wayne, Indiana. Tickets available

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Speaker 1: at all Ticketmaster outlets. Snickers Comedy Fall, first TV show

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Speaker 1: Thursday Nights. Nobody's selling Nobody? What a career Endian show? Alright,

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Speaker 1: Careers go to Dad? Alright? Coming up next, Strawberry Letter.

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Speaker 1: The subject is what is so darn funny? We'll find

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Speaker 1: out right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show.