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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's opening a new theme park

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Speaker 1: with a relaxing twist called Yoga Ramah find your inner

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Speaker 1: piece while riding roller coasters downward dog style.

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Speaker 2: Oh? I like it?

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Speaker 3: Are they still fast? Very fast?

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Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna stay for a while With the laser stories.

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Speaker 1: The seminary read weird news stories around the glove, just

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Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we've got a laser and

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Speaker 1: those other bigrambosos just don't.

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Speaker 3: This first laser story is out of swipe right into

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Speaker 3: the future.

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Speaker 1: Dating apps have gotten kind of a bad rap lately,

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Speaker 1: but that could be adjusting soon because experts are saying

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Speaker 1: the biggest change in years for online matchmaking is right

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Speaker 1: around the corner.

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Speaker 3: The founder of Bumble says.

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Speaker 1: It could be possible in the near future to have

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Speaker 1: an AI dating concierge, essentially an avatar that can go

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Speaker 1: on a date with another persons dating AI.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you're gonna have your IA, Like You're like, hey,

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Speaker 2: have your AI call my AI and then we'll see

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Speaker 2: if we can work.

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Speaker 3: So consider this.

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Speaker 1: Your dating avatar could date other people's avatars. In fact,

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Speaker 1: your AI could breeze through hundreds of virtual dates all

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Speaker 1: at the same time, and then report back to you.

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Speaker 2: My AI is a floozy for sure, and.

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Speaker 1: There's lots of bonuses, Like first, you wouldn't have to

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Speaker 1: spend money on an actual date or a whole evening

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Speaker 1: of wasted time if you already knew the person across

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Speaker 1: from you would be a bad fit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but one if the AI ends up like your

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Speaker 2: mother like where they're like but he's cute is no mom?

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Speaker 1: Well, after all the dates happen, Let's say you do

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Speaker 1: three hundred and sixty seven dates total. Okay, then you

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Speaker 1: would have a one on one avatar meeting where AIU

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Speaker 1: basically tells the real you which date was best in

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Speaker 1: which hottie they think you should pursue.

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Speaker 3: You have to have a meeting with your AI.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully the other person's avatar feels the same way, so

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Speaker 1: that you two can go out for a real date.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, future dating could be here sooner rather

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Speaker 1: than later.

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Speaker 2: Dude, If we start to do second date updates and

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Speaker 2: they are just AIS on the phone, I am not

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Speaker 2: gonna be happy.

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Speaker 1: Too hot this next laser stories out of Food News.

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Speaker 1: If you're a stuffed foods fanatic, this week has been

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Speaker 1: stuffed with exciting news, particularly these two. Oscar Meyer has

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Speaker 1: a new line of stuffed hot dogs in stores nationwide.

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Speaker 2: How do we make hot dogs just more unnatural?

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Speaker 1: They have three different varieties, so instead of being filled

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Speaker 1: with just meat or whatever's inside hot dogs, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: can get ones packed with regular cheese, with chili cheese

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Speaker 1: or Jolapano cheddar.

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Speaker 3: Great, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: He's showing us the pictures and one has like the

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Speaker 2: hot dogs cut and cheese is oozing out the end

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Speaker 2: of it.

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Speaker 3: And it looks nasty.

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Speaker 1: It looks like it looks it.

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Speaker 3: Does you put cheese into your burgers?

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Speaker 2: Though?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: I like cheese on top. I actually do cheese on

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Speaker 2: my hot dogs.

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Speaker 1: Oh you guys, ever had a juicy lucy with the

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Speaker 1: cheese in the middle of the burger?

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Speaker 3: No? Yeah, you ever had a juicy lucy? That's game.

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Speaker 1: An eight pack of stuffed cheese hot dogs will cost

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Speaker 1: you around five dollars plus. Burger King is also adding

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Speaker 1: stuffed mozzarella fries.

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Speaker 2: They're stuffing fries with mozzarella.

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Speaker 1: Apparently they were a hit in some test markets. They're

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Speaker 1: basically fries shaped mozzarella sticks.

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Speaker 3: That's what a mozzarella But these are skinnier there.

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Speaker 1: They look like French fries rather than big fat.

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Speaker 3: It's a mozzarella but.

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Speaker 1: Just they come with a marinera dipping sauce in quantities

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Speaker 1: of four.

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Speaker 3: To eight or twelve.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's not new.

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Speaker 1: And Burger King is so convinced that these are going

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Speaker 1: to be a hit. They won't be limited. They're becoming

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Speaker 1: a permanent menu item at all Burger King.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, everybody loves this.

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Speaker 1: Next laser stories out of Name Game headquarters. The Social

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Speaker 1: Security Administration released its annual list of the most popular

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Speaker 1: baby names in the US, and the top two again

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Speaker 1: this year are Olivia and Liam. Wow, congratulations saw the

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Speaker 1: Olivia's and Liam's out there.

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Speaker 3: You are special. I have boring in like thirty years.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's the same as Jennifer's and Michaels.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: It's like I always feel bad.

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Speaker 2: For parents because one of my kids' names is always

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Speaker 2: high up there, and.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, sorry, Nora.

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Speaker 1: Olivia has been the top girls name five years running,

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Speaker 1: and Liam as the top boys list for seven straight years.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it doesn't stop people.

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Speaker 1: No, somebody out there's like, oh my god, I just

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Speaker 1: got a great idea I'm getting Liam. Both top ten

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Speaker 1: lists are pretty much the same as before, but one

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Speaker 1: new boy's name did.

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Speaker 3: Crack the top ten.

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Speaker 1: Mateo jumped from eleven to six and Benjamin fell from

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Speaker 1: ninth to eleven.

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Speaker 2: Get out of here, bed the Nephew.

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Speaker 1: They also looked at the trendiest baby names, meaning the

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Speaker 1: ones that saw the biggest gains over the past year.

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Speaker 3: The top five for boys.

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Speaker 4: Are is Al al Isel sorry chosen with a Z,

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Speaker 4: Eiden Cassian, and Kyne.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. We got a Kayen on my coach pitch little

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Speaker 2: league team.

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Speaker 3: It's not the same now.

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Speaker 1: The top five for girls are Kaylee spelled k A

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, that is going to be a.

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Speaker 4: Tough one, altzol em Ray like Schnitzel, Yeah, but altzel Emeerin,

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Speaker 4: Adhara and asariun This next.

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Speaker 1: Laser story is out of mass media Central. When Americans

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Speaker 1: watch American movies and TV shows, not everything translates. I

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Speaker 1: would imagine a recent publication puts together a list of

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Speaker 1: things non Americans don't understand when they see our shows.

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Speaker 3: Here's the top ones.

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Speaker 1: Number five the way we try to stop natural disasters.

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Speaker 3: As one person.

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Speaker 1: Tweeted, it amuses me when Americans in movies try to

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Speaker 1: stop a natural disaster from ending the world because they're

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Speaker 1: Americans and they just have to try. Yah.

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Speaker 2: Maybe or maybe more like Met in Black.

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Speaker 3: No, like the twenty twelve End of the World movie.

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Speaker 3: I never saw that. Yeah, Americans are always trying to

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Speaker 3: save everything. Number four.

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Speaker 1: Number four, the way we compare the length of everything

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Speaker 1: to football fields.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's a good point. I get this one.

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Speaker 1: Although American football is starting to worm its way into

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Speaker 1: other countries, but every time you see a show, it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that was three football fields, Big Market Live. The third

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Speaker 1: thing non Americans don't get by watching American TV is

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Speaker 1: the fake baby school assignments, like when a kid has

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Speaker 1: to take an egg or a doll or a bag

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Speaker 1: of flower home with them and they have top people

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Speaker 1: in other countries don't get that.

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Speaker 3: We did that, though you did. I didn't do that.

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Speaker 2: I saw that trending on TikTok that people are now

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Speaker 2: going out to the bars and seeing if they can

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Speaker 2: get an egg to last all night long, like.

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Speaker 3: They like their friend group. Yeah, they have they bring

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Speaker 3: an egg and them to see if they have a

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Speaker 3: slight responsible Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really my private school was just like, make

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Speaker 1: sure you hire enough babysitters and you'll.

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Speaker 3: Begin That makes sense. Number two our obsession with Halloween.

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Speaker 3: Get out of.

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Speaker 2: Here, come here and experience you'll never get back.

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Speaker 1: Non Americans are very confused by our obsession with It's.

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Speaker 3: I mean, even I started watching scary movies.

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Speaker 1: The top thing non Americans don't get when they watched

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Speaker 1: our shows how we never say goodbye when we hang

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Speaker 1: up the phone in movies.

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Speaker 3: Oh movies, Yeah, that's true. Hey, that's a waste of time.

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Speaker 2: Get to the plot.

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Speaker 1: This guy never has to say goodbye because his ringtone.

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Speaker 3: Is the Charlie Poof song see you Again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, got it.

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Speaker 3: Programmed on the shell phone that sounds Unladzer Stories has

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Speaker 3: come to an end for the day. We'll do it

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Speaker 3: again the same time

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Speaker 2: On Friday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.