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Speaker 1: Today's daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Wake Up, we go, Helvis Duran in the Morning. So, Hey,

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Speaker 1: are you guys on the road for Memorial Day weekend?

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Speaker 1: Next weekend? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know how.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't know. I don't know. Scary

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Speaker 1: knows he's going somewhere. But gandha, your undecided you to do?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm undecided.

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Speaker 2: I don't know yet.

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Speaker 1: They're saying this year they are expecting for whatever reason,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how they know this. They whoever they are,

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Speaker 1: They say that this year is going to break records

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Speaker 1: with people every year. Ye they say this, Well, but

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Speaker 1: I can see how this year could be a little

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Speaker 1: more wide open than years past. And you know, people

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Speaker 1: want to get out. And I don't think people like

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Speaker 1: to fly as much. I think they'd rather hop in

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Speaker 1: the car and drive. Yeah, and if you can, I

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Speaker 1: know what I'm doing Memorial Day weekend. Oh, don't get jealous.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing unpacking a million boxes in my house? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I know what.

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Speaker 3: I don't feel bad for you because your house is epic,

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Speaker 3: And I don't feel bad for you.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, you know how it is. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna unpack boxes we packed, and then I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: look at this stuff and go, why did I pack

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Speaker 1: this crap?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you just have a big memorial day tagsail.

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Speaker 1: Get point that would add to the fun. Yes, Nate, Okay,

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Speaker 1: when you're unpacking, or you're gonna get to that one

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Speaker 1: box that you didn't unpacked from the last time, and

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Speaker 1: then you're just gonna put that box in the garage

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Speaker 1: and not unpack it again for twenty years. Did you know?

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Speaker 1: Funny you said that I have boxes with actual cassette

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Speaker 1: tapes of my radio shows back to the nineteen eighties

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Speaker 1: that still taped up. They've been taped up since the

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Speaker 1: nineteen eighties. And you'll never open it. You'll never open it. No,

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Speaker 1: and I be mastered, I bet you. I bet they

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Speaker 1: all melted or sometimes don't they degrade over time. I

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Speaker 1: don't even think you'd be even ableable to play them

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Speaker 1: at they're forty years old. Well, I don't have a

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Speaker 1: cassette player. I mean, am I gonna play them anyway?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You know, it is a museum in

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Speaker 1: a box, But I don't know what if I want

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Speaker 1: to get in there, but the thing is is you

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Speaker 1: do you pack and then when I unpacked the kitchen,

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Speaker 1: because you know, I love dishes, I can't put them

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Speaker 1: in the cupboard without washing them first. They all have

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Speaker 1: to be washed. Yeah, so it's it's gonna be. It's

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Speaker 1: gonna be a three day weekend of just unpacking crap.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know. They say that moving is a

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Speaker 1: close second to money problems in creating fights with couples.

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Speaker 3: And they say it's also one of the most stressful

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Speaker 3: things you'll ever do in your life.

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Speaker 1: Is moving. Yeah. Yeah, somebody equated it to like a

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Speaker 1: house fire. It's just as awful. I don't know, that's

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Speaker 1: very dramatic. You know what.

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Speaker 3: I was talking to my sister in law about packing

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Speaker 3: and unpacking, like when you go on vacation, and I

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Speaker 3: love packing to go on vacation because it's exciting. She

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Speaker 3: loves unpacking and washing all the clothes and everything. I said,

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Speaker 3: are you out of your fricking mind. I'm gonna have

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Speaker 3: ever met anybody who likes that.

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Speaker 1: I guess there's a high level of satisfaction in like

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Speaker 1: getting that bag empty. My bag from Miami still full,

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Speaker 1: and the only reason I had that bag is. I

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Speaker 1: had done pack it from a trip we took a

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Speaker 1: month before unpacking cross what's up? Frog? So Lisa and

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Speaker 1: I moved a little over four years ago. When we

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Speaker 1: moved here to Jack's, I threw something away. She has

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Speaker 1: not asked for it one time since we got here,

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Speaker 1: and she yeah, she was absolutely adamant that we save it.

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Speaker 1: We were gonna need it, and I threw it away.

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Speaker 1: She hasn't asked for it one time since we moved

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Speaker 1: here was four years ago.

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 1: I'm not you. People would all go tell her, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean, let's be real here, how much stuff do

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Speaker 1: you have that you really will never use? It could

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Speaker 1: be helpful for someone else somewhere maybe, but we still

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Speaker 1: keep it. And I when you move and you you

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Speaker 1: pack stuff up, that's the opportunity to get rid of stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yes, this is why I asked my mom to stop

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Speaker 2: buying me things. And I don't want people to buy

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Speaker 2: me things because I feel really good getting rid of

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Speaker 2: something that somebody has given me as a gift. So

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Speaker 2: then I'm just toting around all these chutchkey's that I

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Speaker 2: have zero used for. I'm like, mom, what is this?

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Speaker 2: It's like a stuffed Manatee. Very nice of you to

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Speaker 2: think of me.

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Speaker 1: I don't need that.

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Speaker 2: Like, look at this.

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Speaker 3: I'm in my basement right now. Who needs this disco ball?

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Speaker 3: That's Spencer, Well, I would keep going.

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Speaker 1: Sure, what the hell I'll trade you. I'll trade you

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Speaker 1: something from my kitchen for that mirror ball. What's up, scary?

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Speaker 1: I have bar Gold storage. I've been giving them all

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Speaker 1: my money every month, eighty dollars a month to storage

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Speaker 1: unit for fifteen years. I've been living in my place.

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Speaker 1: It is packed with such crap in there, and I

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Speaker 1: refuse to get rid of it. I've never went How

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Speaker 1: long have you had those stuff in storage? Since I

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Speaker 1: moved in, like fifteen years ago? Okay, talk to anyone

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Speaker 1: who owns one of those storage unit places. They are

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Speaker 1: raking in the cash from people just like you. I

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Speaker 1: used to do that too, and Alex did too. He

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Speaker 1: is stuff in storage for the ten years, never ever

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Speaker 1: needs it ever, But you don't throw it away. I'll

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Speaker 1: never throw it away. I don't know why I can't

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Speaker 1: part with it. I feel like I'll lose a part

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Speaker 1: of me if I do. Okay, we'll just lose eighty

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Speaker 1: dollars a month then, yeah, you're okay, it's crazy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know, I know. It's so you spent like fifteen

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars to store the things you don't. Yeah, look

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Speaker 1: at the numbers. Wow. But you know what, you're not

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Speaker 1: the only one. I tell you. If you got if

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Speaker 1: you want to invest in a business and you there's

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Speaker 1: like a big plot of real estate available near you

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Speaker 1: that's not far from a town or city, build one

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Speaker 1: of those cinderblock buildings that put those storage things in

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Speaker 1: people like you, And there's a lot of people listening

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Speaker 1: to do the same thing. They're gonna store that crap

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Speaker 1: for decades, and you're gonna just sit there and rake

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Speaker 1: in the money. That's what that's all you do.

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Speaker 3: That's why they made that show about it, where people

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Speaker 3: buy those that have been sitting there because people stop

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Speaker 3: paying for them, and then it becomes other people's properties,

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Speaker 3: and then you never know what you're gonna get in

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Speaker 3: on those storage units.

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Speaker 1: So I would love to see Nate's storage unit. You know,

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Speaker 1: it has a it has a barrel filled with acid.

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Speaker 2: It's not like that's a lie for some reason.

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Speaker 1: Exactly why is that it's a horrible public storage units

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Speaker 1: that said let's get into Danielle's report. So if you

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Speaker 1: take my advice and you invest in one of these

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Speaker 1: storage unit facilities, this text says, there was a body

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Speaker 1: in a storage unit in my town. The dude is

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Speaker 1: missing five years from a neighboring town, died of natural causes,

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Speaker 1: and the kids put in there so they could collect

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Speaker 1: his social security Wow. But they stopped paying for it,

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Speaker 1: so the body was discovered. So that's the thing. When

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Speaker 1: you put a body in your unit, you got to

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Speaker 1: keep paying or are they're going to find the body? Nate,

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Speaker 1: Come on, people, I'm smarter than that. I wouldn't put

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Speaker 1: it in a place like that. Yeah, yeah, that's a

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Speaker 1: good question. Gandhi, where would you put it? You know

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to give you my hidings. You get crazy.

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Speaker 1: Come on, Wow, I've identified your jay O station spots,

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Speaker 1: chills where the bodies are going. Here's the thing I'm

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Speaker 1: convinced everybody in this room is capable of and I

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Speaker 1: don't mean this like we're going to do it. I

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Speaker 1: think we're all capable of pulling off some sort of

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Speaker 1: caper or murder and getting away with it. Because the

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Speaker 1: reason most people get caught is because they're stupid. Paying

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Speaker 1: the bill. Come on, that's bush league. Get out of here. Though.

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Speaker 1: That's Nate. My brother's a police officer. Nate's got a problem.

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Speaker 1: Nate's got a problem with stupid murderers. Oh, my brother's

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Speaker 1: a police officer. Said, that's the reason ninety percent of

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Speaker 1: people get caught is because they're stupid. Stupid. I know,

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Speaker 1: I know, I know, but you know what I must say.

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Speaker 1: Even though you say it takes an intellectually advanced person

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Speaker 1: to pull off a caper or murder, it also takes

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Speaker 1: a line of stupidity or whatever to do it in

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Speaker 1: the first place. So okay, keep that in mind. Angel

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Speaker 1: on one shoulder, Devil on the other name.

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Speaker 2: I realized Nate really had a leg up in this

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Speaker 2: whole thing. His color is a police officer. He's got

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Speaker 2: all the tips and tricks and inside right inside tracks.

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Speaker 1: That's right. So we'll just text you and they have

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Speaker 1: they have a spot ready to Nate, So you gonna listen.

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Speaker 1: We're never gonna use it. We're never ever gonna use it.

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Speaker 1: I know everybody here would never do it, but we

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Speaker 1: all have a spot that we know we would put

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Speaker 1: a boat.

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't, of course, of course, Gandhi, does you know

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Speaker 1: if I had? I think we should take a break

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Speaker 1: before someone goes a little too far back. Keptter this.

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