Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
Speaker 1: Podcast Network and I Heart Radio. Welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: of Reasonably Shady. I am Justasell Bryant. Was that was
Speaker 1: Young Ladies. Ryman Deep seen and he's in his house,
Speaker 1: Robin Dixon. Okay, so um, we've got stuff to talk about.
Speaker 1: We got stuff to talk about. Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: most we have something called a Reasonably Shady live show. Okay,
Speaker 1: so our live show. I'm so excited. So we did
Speaker 1: have a live show. Our first one was in this
Speaker 1: area in d C. And then and now we're we're
Speaker 1: moving on up to the East coast to New York.
Speaker 1: And it's November twenty six. So after you eat your
Speaker 1: turkey and cut your family out for Thanksgiving dinner that's Saturday,
Speaker 1: come and hang out with me and Rob. Come hang
Speaker 1: out with us. It's gonna be lots of fun. It's
Speaker 1: an all v i P ticketed experience that means you
Speaker 1: will meet and greet with us, you will get your picture,
Speaker 1: you'll get a little token, and you're gonna have a
Speaker 1: good old time because it's a nice intimate space. You know,
Speaker 1: it's only holds but so many people, and that's the
Speaker 1: other thing, get your tickets fast, because um I think
Speaker 1: our cap is like a hundred and fifty. Once it's
Speaker 1: thought out, it's done. But I'm going to give you
Speaker 1: like a big hug and everything. Yeah yeah, yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: we'll take some like Chris brown ish pictures, um kind
Speaker 1: of maybe yeah. Maybe listen, we're there for y'all. If
Speaker 1: y'all want to stick a Chris brown prompt picture, we
Speaker 1: don't want it. Yeah yeah, maybe within limits in reason.
Speaker 1: All right, do you have a reasonably shady moment of
Speaker 1: the week? I do. I don't, Okay, So I just
Speaker 1: went and got my eyebrows micro bladed. They look really pretty,
Speaker 1: thank you. So I was going to ask you about them.
Speaker 1: Thank you. So I um am, I and I actually
Speaker 1: have a naturally good eyebrows shape. But it was just
Speaker 1: like a little few areas that I wanted to really
Speaker 1: fill in. Um so, because I had other appointments to
Speaker 1: get to. It was like I had appointments before that
Speaker 1: ran over, and then it had other appointments to get
Speaker 1: you afterwards. My time was a little limited, Okay. So
Speaker 1: I got to the appointment probably about fifteen minutes later
Speaker 1: than I was supposed to. But that's normal Robin time. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: but you know I just caused my frustration. So I
Speaker 1: get there. And so my makeup artist, Nikki is the
Speaker 1: one that does brows, like she got into doing brows
Speaker 1: and stuff. And Nikki's like, um, yeah, I got bad
Speaker 1: news for you. And I'm thinking she's gonna be like,
Speaker 1: I can't do your brows, and she's like, you're not
Speaker 1: going to be able to sit and I can't numb you.
Speaker 1: You're not going to be able to be numbed because
Speaker 1: of my time constraint because you have to like sit
Speaker 1: for like twenty minutes. She's get number for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: And I was just like like what you like, you
Speaker 1: literally gonna cut me up, cut my eyebrows up, and
Speaker 1: with no numbing cream or nothing. So anyway, I took
Speaker 1: it like a champ. I do have a hot pain teller.
Speaker 1: And she was like it'll be okay. But wait a minute.
Speaker 1: So you just did it raw without the nova game.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, okay, so you're the shady moment
Speaker 1: of the week, your your pain threshold. The whole experience,
Speaker 1: just the whole experience, just having to like sit there
Speaker 1: and like literally feel a blade, just like going, going,
Speaker 1: this is too much. So then so in that process
Speaker 1: whatever so did she finished, it was like look good,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Um and you know it's like so
Speaker 1: pain okay. So you know when you get like I
Speaker 1: guess it's similar to like getting you've never gotten a tattoo,
Speaker 1: So like getting a tattoo where you're like sitting there
Speaker 1: for like an extended period of time with like this
Speaker 1: just pain this you know, painful moment versus Yeah, but
Speaker 1: like versus like getting a shot. You know how people
Speaker 1: are like scared of shots. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's just like boom real quick and you're done, Like no,
Speaker 1: like you literally I sit there and take it, take
Speaker 1: it over over and over again. Right Yeah that doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like fun. Yeah anyway, so that's part of the
Speaker 1: shady moment. So then we're done. They look great, and
Speaker 1: she's telling me that aftercare instructions and she's like, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: so you can't wash your face for a week. What
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't get my brows wet for a week.
Speaker 1: So I literally just like use like makeup wipes and
Speaker 1: stuff to like you know, just like spot clean my
Speaker 1: face and I'm just like, um, okay, this this is
Speaker 1: too much right. So for so why I have to
Speaker 1: remind myself not to like get water on my face
Speaker 1: like when I'm in the shower. Okay, So what day
Speaker 1: are we in? This day to day too? Okay, so
Speaker 1: you have set five more days of not watching not
Speaker 1: washing my face. Yeah, that feels weird, but I hope
Speaker 1: that I can remember, like when I'm in the shower
Speaker 1: to not actually wash my face, you know, because it's
Speaker 1: everything is such a habit. So we'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 1: It's a little shady process. However, I am happy with
Speaker 1: the results, Like right now, they're like a little bit
Speaker 1: darker than they're going to be because it's like the
Speaker 1: scapping and stuff. So yeah, I was really happy with
Speaker 1: the with the result. Oh wow, Okay, I like it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I do have a shady moment. It's actually I'm
Speaker 1: a little piste off. Um. Okay. So my daughter Grace,
Speaker 1: she's amazing. I love her so much. She's a senior.
Speaker 1: So seniors take a senior retreat. Okay, So they go
Speaker 1: god knows where in the in the mountains or something,
Speaker 1: and the school since all the parents a little nice,
Speaker 1: little note and saying, hey, we would love for you
Speaker 1: to um a letter to your child, you know, highlighting
Speaker 1: their attributes and what your wishes are for their future
Speaker 1: type thing. Please do not tell your child that you're
Speaker 1: gonna write this letter. Here's a secret email for you
Speaker 1: to send it to and um do not if you
Speaker 1: have If your child has siblings who go to school,
Speaker 1: please don't tell the siblings, like, like, no one is
Speaker 1: to know. Okay, great. So I was talking to Grace's father,
Speaker 1: who will remain nameless at this point because I'm very
Speaker 1: angry with him, and I was like, hey, did you
Speaker 1: get the note to write Grace the letter? And he
Speaker 1: was like, nope, I didn't get it. So I said, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna afford it to you. So I afford it
Speaker 1: to him and he was like okay. Cool. So like
Speaker 1: two or three days go by and he's talking to
Speaker 1: Grace and he's like, Grace, I gotta write this letter
Speaker 1: for you. God. He's like, I gotta write this letter
Speaker 1: for you, for for oh my god, for your retreat
Speaker 1: for the school. She was like Dad, and she even knew.
Speaker 1: She was like Dad, supposed to be a surprise, Dad,
Speaker 1: what are you saying Dada, Well, I mean, the kids
Speaker 1: have to have like an inkling, but it's great if
Speaker 1: the parents don't like straight up saying. So he was
Speaker 1: like what you mean? And she was like dad, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Dad, why are you doing this? Like and
Speaker 1: mind you, she's in the car with her sisters. So
Speaker 1: not only did what he didn't set it in front
Speaker 1: of twins. So then she calls me and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: dad spilled the beans about the letter. And I was
Speaker 1: like what. I was like, goodbye, Grace, good bye. I
Speaker 1: could not hang up on her fast left to call
Speaker 1: him and get to cussin. So yeah, jamal, oh, I
Speaker 1: mean not that's I'm not saying. He's like Grace's dad.
Speaker 1: Y'all know, his name is the shadiest of the week.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, he's gonna be for next
Speaker 1: week to exactly. And you know why. He probably did
Speaker 1: not even read the email. No he didn't. And I
Speaker 1: asked him, I said, did you read the email? He's like, no,
Speaker 1: it just said he just saw where said write a
Speaker 1: letter for your child, right, but in bold it said
Speaker 1: this is a surprise. This is a surprise in bold, Sir,
Speaker 1: I'm still angry. Oh my god, so then he said,
Speaker 1: so I'm going off on him, and he was like,
Speaker 1: Zella already apologized, You're not gonna kick me when I'm damn.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna give you about ten more kicks,
Speaker 1: and I just go off. Not ten more kicks? Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: So you, sir, are shady for the next two weeks.
Speaker 1: The end, the end, All right, So I gotta tell
Speaker 1: you about this ice cream that I'm in love with. Okay,
Speaker 1: So when we were in New York your hairstyle, Shirley
Speaker 1: mentioned liquor ice cream. Yes, we went there, yes, w yeah,
Speaker 1: Shirley Nicki and I went there when I did watch
Speaker 1: my Happn's Live last year, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I wonder if that ice cream store is still there.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you win, yes girl. So I had
Speaker 1: a break while I was in New York and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm a fine this ice cream. So I
Speaker 1: was like googling or whatever. It was literally a block away,
Speaker 1: so freaking good. What's the name of it again, It's
Speaker 1: like Tipsy ice cream or something tipsy. I think it's
Speaker 1: tipsy now did they say when we were there last
Speaker 1: year or I don't know whatever, whatever. However, long ago.
Speaker 1: There was. Yeah, that's the last year. Um they said
Speaker 1: they were going to open a location in d C.
Speaker 1: Do you know, I don't, I don't. I don't think
Speaker 1: they have because I think somebody was looking it up.
Speaker 1: I don't know, So we'll we'll look that up. But
Speaker 1: what it is. So, for instance, I had like caramel
Speaker 1: ice cream with tequila in it, Oh my gosh, so good,
Speaker 1: and that I got like three of them. I got
Speaker 1: um cookies and cream, or was a brownie ice cream
Speaker 1: with some sort of vodka or something in it. Like
Speaker 1: when I tell you it is so good, I mean,
Speaker 1: the ice cream itself is good, right, It's like good
Speaker 1: quality ice cream. The flavors are really like fresh and good,
Speaker 1: and then the liquor infusion. It's like they picked the
Speaker 1: perfect liquor combination compliment the ice cream. It's so good.
Speaker 1: I mean, did you end up feeling like tipsy at all? No?
Speaker 1: Not just I was happy, or maybe that was kind
Speaker 1: of tipsy. I was happy. I was doing a happy dance.
Speaker 1: I was so excited. I'm mad I didn't have the
Speaker 1: time to go, like because we had zero time to
Speaker 1: do anything. I know like that, I know, Okay, we
Speaker 1: have to get into like celebs are getting divorced left him, right,
Speaker 1: I mean, everybody's getting a divorce. So I don't know
Speaker 1: if I'm I should be excited because there's gonna be
Speaker 1: some more single men out there for me, or I
Speaker 1: should just be like what happened to the sanctity of marriage? Both?
Speaker 1: I guess? So yeah, I mean, okay, which single man
Speaker 1: are you excited about? None? None? Okay, So okay, So
Speaker 1: let's just run it down Tom and Gisel. Right, Well,
Speaker 1: it's not confirmed, right, it's just okay, this is all.
Speaker 1: This is all allegedly, yes, but real, but allegedly. And
Speaker 1: so if her reasons are like she's upset that he's
Speaker 1: playing football, is that kind of what we're getting at.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, or maybe we don't really know.
Speaker 1: Who knows? Yeah, they're making it whatever it is. It
Speaker 1: sounds like maybe she wasn't happy that he decided to
Speaker 1: play football again. We're talking about Tom Brady, um, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, damn, like she couldn't just suck it
Speaker 1: up for one more season because I don't think he's
Speaker 1: going to be playing that much longer. Is he doing well? Um?
Speaker 1: You know, I don't even know I don't. I think
Speaker 1: he's not. And so they're like, oh, so you're gonna
Speaker 1: get a divorce and you're not even playing well. From
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, I don't think he's playing well. But
Speaker 1: that's really I'm not sure. NBC News learned a couple
Speaker 1: of thirteen years have retained separate divorce attorneys. Earlier this month,
Speaker 1: Boonshin telling l magazine about her husband's return to the
Speaker 1: NFL after he briefly retired from the game. Obviously, I
Speaker 1: have my concerns. This is a very violent sport, and
Speaker 1: I have my children, and I would like him to
Speaker 1: be more present. I could imagine being married to an
Speaker 1: NFL player and you're worried about their health, and not
Speaker 1: just they're they're present health, but their long term health.
Speaker 1: Like she's probably like, shoot, if I stay married to
Speaker 1: you and you are dealing with like the you know,
Speaker 1: effects of CTE and all that type of stuff, I'm
Speaker 1: going to be the one that had to deal with it.
Speaker 1: And here you go, at forty forty six years old,
Speaker 1: playing football, right when when you were supposed to quit
Speaker 1: ten years ago? Right? Yeah, no, I get it. Okay.
Speaker 1: So Tia Maria and her husband Corey Corey Hardick, right,
Speaker 1: who is now professing his love for her on social media. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he ain't trying to let that go. But like I
Speaker 1: feel bad, I love them. Yeah, they were cute. They
Speaker 1: were really cute. She's super cute. Yes, yeah, that's unfortunate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh well we have Cynthia and Mike. Yes, yes, that
Speaker 1: was kind of a shocker. Yeah, that's unfortunate. Yes, but Cynthia,
Speaker 1: we saw brab I mean, she's looks beautiful, she looks beautiful,
Speaker 1: she's the sweetest, she's the best. Um, it was. This
Speaker 1: is kind of like a funny story. So we're we
Speaker 1: were doing our pressed, and so for press, like they
Speaker 1: kind of line up and you go from one press
Speaker 1: outlet to the next, and they asked you questions. She
Speaker 1: happened to be standing next to me, and um, she
Speaker 1: was doing her press and I was doing mine, and
Speaker 1: I heard the guy who she was talking to say
Speaker 1: my name. So I was like, okay, my name has
Speaker 1: been said. So he's asking her about the rumors about
Speaker 1: me and Peter, and I'm standing right there right, I'm like, dude, discretion.
Speaker 1: So I just jumped into her interview and I'm like,
Speaker 1: it ain't true, like, come on now, y'all. And I
Speaker 1: wonder if the interviewer was probably like, oh god, I
Speaker 1: have to ask this question. But this is really weird
Speaker 1: because right standing right here is like six inches or no,
Speaker 1: like you can totally hear everyone else's like interviews and
Speaker 1: like you to focus on yours. I'm sure the guy
Speaker 1: probably was like, shit, right, okay, speaking of like an
Speaker 1: older couple that has gotten a divorce, like Angelina and Brad,
Speaker 1: Like Angelina and Brad are going at it. Angelina Jolie
Speaker 1: and Brad Pitt divorced, but they're going at it about
Speaker 1: the kids and about stuff that happened a long time ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is very weird that she's bringing up new allegations
Speaker 1: against Brad that happened in nineteen o two. Like, it's strange,
Speaker 1: it's strange, but I feel like there's something toxic there. Well, well,
Speaker 1: they're fighting over that house. You do know that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that villa in the Lake Como or whatever. I don't
Speaker 1: know where it is, but this is big piece of
Speaker 1: property that they both want. But that's what I heard allegedly. Um,
Speaker 1: let's see who else is getting Oh, Ashley and Michael,
Speaker 1: but we know that already. Okay, we are they are?
Speaker 1: They aren't they? I don't know, but guys, I'm a
Speaker 1: need for y'all to stay together, like I can't take
Speaker 1: no more. And every time we pop up like people
Speaker 1: getting divorced. Yeah, I mean that's kind of normal though unfortunately. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: divorce is quite normal. Divorce is quite normal. Okay, we
Speaker 1: we haven't talked about um about uncle Joe. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: wait wait, we got one more divorce to talk about,
Speaker 1: which is hilarious to me. Okay, So Mackenzie Scott, who
Speaker 1: is Jeff Bezos' ex wife, like they recently divorced. I
Speaker 1: think I want to say they divorced in like nights, right.
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos is the founder of Amazon worth bookoo billions
Speaker 1: And what was her cut? She got billions, right, she
Speaker 1: got billions? Um, And so when they divorced, she she
Speaker 1: vowed to give away her money, right and yeah, And
Speaker 1: I was trying to like d m her and become
Speaker 1: a friend and didn't work exactly. And she gave you
Speaker 1: money to a bunch of black colleges, and I was
Speaker 1: kind of upset because she didn't give any to Coppin
Speaker 1: State University, where one works. But gave it to all
Speaker 1: the other local black colleges, which is the bumber. But
Speaker 1: you know, did she give it to Hampton? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. So anyway, so did y'all know that
Speaker 1: she remarried? I didn't. Literally almost like a year after
Speaker 1: she remarried, like last year, so like a couple of
Speaker 1: years after bezos in the pandemic. Yes, she married the
Speaker 1: science teacher from her kids school. So she had a
Speaker 1: great parent teacher conference, right, that parent teacher conference? Mary? Well? Right?
Speaker 1: So so yeah, So anyway, they announced recently that they're
Speaker 1: getting a divorce, right a year later. But well, first
Speaker 1: of all, you married a teacher. I don't like it
Speaker 1: was Okay, I need to know how how did this happen?
Speaker 1: How did that relationship start? How like she was taking
Speaker 1: one for the team? She wanted her child to get
Speaker 1: an A in the class for the team. She could
Speaker 1: have just paid him a billion dollars ship, like if
Speaker 1: you're worth billions, Like, how do you even go into
Speaker 1: the dating world if you're a woman worth billions? I
Speaker 1: don't know, and marry a science teacher? Right, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm a Mary a science So apparently
Speaker 1: so apparently they're divorced, like, um, they've already had like
Speaker 1: their whole agreement mapped out like it was like, you know,
Speaker 1: they both agree that there's nothing to you argue over.
Speaker 1: They already have agreement mapped out blah blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah whatever it is, like it's not we're not going
Speaker 1: to know. Yes, but the science teacher gets a new
Speaker 1: what solar system in the classroom? What does he get
Speaker 1: some more were they called beakers? Get speakers? He gets
Speaker 1: someone of those things called that you look into, uh microscope,
Speaker 1: microscope because a couple of microscopes maybe some some um
Speaker 1: what's the dead bodies called like you know when they
Speaker 1: like corpses, some cadaver staver. There we go, he's gonna
Speaker 1: come out very well. It's very excited it so. But
Speaker 1: speaking of Mackenzie Scott, she also and we can, you know,
Speaker 1: get back to what U you were talking about. But
Speaker 1: I want you were about to talk about something. I'm
Speaker 1: not nothing. I have nothing to say. Well, speaking of
Speaker 1: Mackenzie Scott, she also recently donated eighty five million dollars
Speaker 1: to the Girl Scouts organization. Yes, eighty five five million,
Speaker 1: five million dollars dollars the girls girl Scouts. So I
Speaker 1: am like so excited for this donation, not because I was, like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I was a girl Scout or brownie, a girl scout.
Speaker 1: I used to play hooky. I might have said this
Speaker 1: on the podcast, but I used to play hookie when
Speaker 1: my mom would dropped me off at my brownies meeting.
Speaker 1: I would leave, You're a Brownie playing hookie? Yes, how
Speaker 1: do you do I hated? How do you do that?
Speaker 1: I hated it? But you're at this point, you're what
Speaker 1: six six years old? I was maybe in middle school
Speaker 1: maybe no, no, maybe an element not six, But like,
Speaker 1: I don't know whatever is brownie girl scout? I hated?
Speaker 1: I can remember, so is I remember like that vividly?
Speaker 1: They would It would be in the cafeteria of my
Speaker 1: elementary school. My mom would drop me off. I wait
Speaker 1: for it to leave, and then I would like walk
Speaker 1: out the building, Robin, you did you go do drugs?
Speaker 1: What did you go do? After that? Like? Literally I
Speaker 1: need to know. I split down the sliding board a
Speaker 1: few times. I don't know. Okay, this is terrible. I
Speaker 1: don't know. They have a little repel with me, but
Speaker 1: now they have dollars eighty five million dollars, which is
Speaker 1: so amazing because now I don't have to buy another
Speaker 1: freaking nasty ass Girl Scout cookie ever again in my
Speaker 1: entire life. That ship is so nasty. Those things are disgusting,
Speaker 1: Like who eats those? And then people like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: the samoas are so good. No they're not. They're disgusting.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the thin mints are so good. No
Speaker 1: they're not. They're disgusting. Oh god, that ship is gross.
Speaker 1: The samoas are good, gross, the thin mints are gross. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're moving on because I want a nice, soft, chocolate
Speaker 1: chip cookie. I don't want that crispy crunchy ash ship.
Speaker 1: And you've got crumbs all over your desk and your
Speaker 1: pants and in your car, Like, I don't want that ship.
Speaker 1: So seriously, Like when when people like and and a
Speaker 1: lot of my friends have daughters, they'll send me the email,
Speaker 1: Oh it's girls got cookie time, I will literally just
Speaker 1: I don't. I never buy the cookie, Like, but as
Speaker 1: soon as the email comes, I'm like, bloom, here's my
Speaker 1: donation of fifty blocks. Is a girl Scout cookies to
Speaker 1: the work to the military, Like, but they're not coming
Speaker 1: in your house. These I don't want them, do not
Speaker 1: want them. Please, But now that they have this eight
Speaker 1: four point five million dollar donation from McKenzie Scott, they
Speaker 1: don't need, they don't drives should be over right that
Speaker 1: every year we're selling cookies to raise money for the
Speaker 1: for all the troops around the world, that should be
Speaker 1: over million to cared at exactly. I mean, I understand.
Speaker 1: And then what they say, it's like, oh, it helps
Speaker 1: the girls learn, you know, I don't know, entrepreneurship and stuff.
Speaker 1: It does. It does a good experience, and I don't
Speaker 1: want them, and I don't like telling little girls I
Speaker 1: don't want your nasty cookies. Shove them. Okay, moving on,
Speaker 1: let me tell you what Robin needs right now. So
Speaker 1: Uncle Joe legalized marijuana. That's what Robin needs. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: he didn't legalize that. I'm joking. He's going to get
Speaker 1: all of the offenders marijuana sell offenders that are in jail.
Speaker 1: He's gonna get him out. He's gonna be like, come
Speaker 1: on out, which from what I understanding, affects like six
Speaker 1: thousand people or something, which is amazing because because marijuana
Speaker 1: is no longer like a class level one. It's not
Speaker 1: in the class of like heroin and all those other drugs.
Speaker 1: So like, let's overdue, long overdue, long overdue. Let the
Speaker 1: people out there should be a smoke house in the
Speaker 1: back of the White House. Just everybody gonna light it up,
Speaker 1: light it up. But you know that was one of
Speaker 1: his campaign promises. Yes, so very good. Good for good
Speaker 1: for President Biden, good for President Bidens. I think there
Speaker 1: was a little bit of pushback, so this might be
Speaker 1: a state by state thing, but it's going down. It
Speaker 1: is going down, which I'm very happy about because if
Speaker 1: you had like a joint in your pocket and you've
Speaker 1: got twenty years, don't make no sense. No, it makes
Speaker 1: no sense. And it's it's so sad that people have
Speaker 1: spent that much time in jail. And you know who's
Speaker 1: who it targets. Yes, yes, we are very clear. So
Speaker 1: Uncle Joel, we appreciate you. Now you might not be
Speaker 1: doing other things in the White House, but we appreciate
Speaker 1: that you and Kamala can go load it up. You
Speaker 1: know she is you absolutely absolutely no that she is. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Robin and I talked before this podcast, and you know,
Speaker 1: we we decided we're not going to talk about the
Speaker 1: guy that we said that we were not going to
Speaker 1: talk about anymore. Y'all know who that is, because he
Speaker 1: has gone too far. Yeah, Mr West decided to just
Speaker 1: say random things out of his mouth again, and one
Speaker 1: of those things was that George Floyd did not die
Speaker 1: with the knee on his neck. He died because he
Speaker 1: was taking fitn off. So George Floyd's family is going
Speaker 1: to sue, Well you can. I just say when I
Speaker 1: saw that post, I was it was over the week.
Speaker 1: Well it was during Bravocon weekend, so we're little late
Speaker 1: talking about it. But when I saw that, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm done. This is it? Like? Yeah, but you said
Speaker 1: you were gonna burn your yeasies? I did say that,
Speaker 1: So I burn him or sell them? Huh, that's a
Speaker 1: good question. Would you would you get money from these jezies?
Speaker 1: I don't other people out here who want them now?
Speaker 1: I don't know, so let's just burn them, right? I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: if I could get money, I would like it, but
Speaker 1: of course you will arrive it. But I was just like,
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. But but he's clearly, clearly he's not
Speaker 1: listening to anyone, like he's well, there's something wrong. Clearly
Speaker 1: there's something for something wrong. He's he's probably setting up
Speaker 1: all of these interviews himself, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's no one in his life that he's
Speaker 1: listening to that can say no, this is not a
Speaker 1: good idea because they don't listen to him. No more.
Speaker 1: Let me know whether you burn your yeasies because I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm going on eBay. First, are these your easies?
Speaker 1: Are these like the kids? They were? Corries has like
Speaker 1: yellow ones. He can't fit them anymore. They're kind of dirty.
Speaker 1: But then also Corey Carter and one have those phone
Speaker 1: runner things like spaceships on their shoes, on their feet,
Speaker 1: so they might be a little upset when I take
Speaker 1: those away. Yeah, but no, they can't wear them. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I've made the executive decision for the Dixons. They
Speaker 1: can no longer wear them. We cannot support this foolishness
Speaker 1: a nonsense. Okay, all right, I'm here for that. And
Speaker 1: you know what, there are other CEOs of other companies
Speaker 1: that do egregious things. We just don't know about it.
Speaker 1: And I'm okay with not knowing about it. Very true,
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm saying like, I'm I'm cool with that,
Speaker 1: but but Kanye, you continuously publicly say things and people
Speaker 1: cannot support very true. Oh my god, did you see
Speaker 1: how the bank was like, yeah, we don't want your money,
Speaker 1: beat it and beat it kids, JP, Morgan, Chase, whatever
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, your money is not want to hear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I guess what wasn't mad at them at all?
Speaker 1: Not at all. No, it wasn't at them at all.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so that's how we feel about that. Now.
Speaker 1: I did want to talk about um, and this is
Speaker 1: kind of like long overdue for us to talk about,
Speaker 1: but that there's like this whole I don't want to
Speaker 1: say war because it's not a war, but like the
Speaker 1: women in Iran, they have decided to stand up for
Speaker 1: themselves and they have said enough is enough. Um. They
Speaker 1: want to be free. They don't want to have to
Speaker 1: wear the was her job. They don't want to have
Speaker 1: to wear that. They they don't want to have to
Speaker 1: cover their hair. Um, they want to be free. And
Speaker 1: I feel like clearly they deserve that and they should
Speaker 1: not be killed for it. They should not be ridiculed
Speaker 1: for it. They should not be treated like second class citizens.
Speaker 1: But this is also someone was recently, a woman was killed. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. They should not be killed for it.
Speaker 1: I was watching the news and they're all like taking
Speaker 1: off their jobs and like putting them in a fire
Speaker 1: pit and all that. I think that that's fantastic. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the religious connection to it is,
Speaker 1: if there is one, but regardless, as a woman, as
Speaker 1: a human being, you should be able to wear would
Speaker 1: you want to wear those I mean, those countries are
Speaker 1: are far from the United States, and people don't have
Speaker 1: the same freedoms that we do here, which is unfortunate. Um.
Speaker 1: I wish I was a little more informed on the
Speaker 1: topic because I'm not. But I just could not imagine
Speaker 1: being a woman in those countries and feeling like you
Speaker 1: can't be free, yeah you know, I mean there's a
Speaker 1: lot of those countries. Also you can't be you can't
Speaker 1: be gay in those countries, which like can you imagine
Speaker 1: being he can be, but you can't tell anybody right right, right,
Speaker 1: Like can you imagine that's your life? Like it's just
Speaker 1: so many things that's just you know that those countries
Speaker 1: have a long way to go, so they do you know,
Speaker 1: they do. Alright, so we have some have you ever yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: and Robin put this together? I think maybe? Okay, fine, anyway,
Speaker 1: Carly did, I'm blaming this on Carly. Carlie. By the way,
Speaker 1: where is Eminem? Is Eminem booked as a guest of
Speaker 1: Reasons to Be Shady? Well, we had a whole meeting
Speaker 1: about it on Monday. Was that in the meeting? Okay? So,
Speaker 1: rob So Carly is working on getting Marshall Mathers the
Speaker 1: original slip shady. I've asked Carlie to do this since
Speaker 1: episode one. We on episode five and Carly has still
Speaker 1: not gotten this solidified. So Carly worked on that. Okay,
Speaker 1: I know he's busy. I'm busy too. Just how busy too? Okay, So, Robin,
Speaker 1: have you ever had so we were watching Instagram and
Speaker 1: you know, there was a funny clip of this woman
Speaker 1: who was doing a podcast. Y'all, she's doing a podcast.
Speaker 1: She puts her head back a little bit and her
Speaker 1: wig slips off her head. Now that I watched it
Speaker 1: like three times, that ship was funny to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: So have you ever had like a wig on or
Speaker 1: extensions and it fell off in public? Um? No, that
Speaker 1: has never happened to me. I don't. First, I don't
Speaker 1: wear wigs. Well you know, maybe I had a couple
Speaker 1: of times I wore him and um, but no, that
Speaker 1: has never happened to me. Has that happened to you? Well?
Speaker 1: I was at essence fast, right, and I decided to
Speaker 1: like pull my hair back and have like a curly ponytail. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the curly ponytail was almost slipping off the back of
Speaker 1: my hand. Felt like the ponytail itself. Yeah, the poonttael
Speaker 1: itself because I had like wrapped it around my hair
Speaker 1: and like penned it. I probably did it really wrong,
Speaker 1: and I did it myself, so I had no one
Speaker 1: to blame up myself. And my daughter was with me,
Speaker 1: thank god, because she was like, Mommie, this hair is
Speaker 1: not right. It's looking crazy. Yeah, that ship was sliding
Speaker 1: off of my head like it was not working. So
Speaker 1: I had to go hide because like a sus fest
Speaker 1: as like brovocs, like everybody's around and everybody's like in
Speaker 1: your face. So I had to go like hide somewhere
Speaker 1: and like have somebody fix it. That was a little embarrassing,
Speaker 1: just a little okay, So we have another have you ever, like,
Speaker 1: this is for the ladies. Okay, So, ladies, have you
Speaker 1: ever had like a period stain while out in public?
Speaker 1: Because that's embarrassing. That is the worst. Okay, so men,
Speaker 1: close your eyes from your ears. I'm sorry not and yeah,
Speaker 1: this is for the ladies. Yes, I know you'all a
Speaker 1: little queasy about this stuff. And it's so funny when
Speaker 1: a man just sees a tampon in its wrapper and
Speaker 1: they're like, hasn't been you know, just like they'll literally
Speaker 1: see it, just a loose tampon in the wrapper and
Speaker 1: just be all. So that's one. I don't know any
Speaker 1: man that's oh yeah, I've seen men have that reaction. Yes,
Speaker 1: Carly agrees. So anyway, so men close your ears and
Speaker 1: your eyes okay. Um, So I've had two recent really recent. Okay,
Speaker 1: one was in public. Woman's in the house, but it's
Speaker 1: a disaster story, Like it was so frustrating. So one
Speaker 1: I was at my brother in law's house fourth of
Speaker 1: July weekend, Like we're all outside on the deck playing,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know, doing all types of fun
Speaker 1: stuff like drinking whatever whatever, and I stand up and
Speaker 1: I was like and like wanted, So one is there
Speaker 1: and then his brother's there and his brother's like my brother.
Speaker 1: So so I'm like, like, is there something in the
Speaker 1: back of my paint? My dress was like yeah. And
Speaker 1: then so so they both like sprung into action. They
Speaker 1: did this. Yeah. So it was like one is like
Speaker 1: in front of me once in back, you know, like
Speaker 1: helping me like get to the bathroom, and like, oh
Speaker 1: that's nice, Yes, okay, I love that. But it was
Speaker 1: like it was just I don't know, you know, you
Speaker 1: know on the show, I've talked about my issues with
Speaker 1: my cycle. So it's just very frustrating. So then another
Speaker 1: time recently, so I got a new um piece to
Speaker 1: my sofa, right, I got a corner piece to my section,
Speaker 1: which I had not had finally got it. I'm on,
Speaker 1: I'm sitting on the sofa and I got up. Everything's fine,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know, just went in the kitchen
Speaker 1: and do something. And I went upstairs and I was like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: like I got a little leak, and I was like
Speaker 1: I instantly ran and looked over my I don't know,
Speaker 1: not a balcony, but you can like look into the
Speaker 1: family room and I looked down onto the corner piece
Speaker 1: and there's a little stain there, and it's all I
Speaker 1: have a whiteish couch, I know, light colored, whiteish couch.
Speaker 1: And I was like, no, it literally was delivered that day.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Right, so have we gotten the couch plane?
Speaker 1: It's you would look at it and not even realize
Speaker 1: it happened. Okay, very good. So ladies, when that happens,
Speaker 1: apparently hydrogen peroxide gets it out very quickly. Okay, very
Speaker 1: google that I sprung into action. Yes, yes, I was like,
Speaker 1: so of course the men in my house were all like,
Speaker 1: oh we are sitting there ever again? Okay, great, exactly, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get the corner beast. Indeed. Indeed. All right, so
Speaker 1: we've got some some letters from you guys, which I love.
Speaker 1: You guys write us and y'all make us laugh. So
Speaker 1: I totally appreciate that. Okay, here we go. This is
Speaker 1: from law sir, blat crate sir. They're from Sweden. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we have some Sweden listeners, thank you reasonably. Yes
Speaker 1: we're international, yes like that. So at Bravocanna met someone
Speaker 1: from France and I was like, wow, so people in
Speaker 1: France listen because I you but him too, I think, right,
Speaker 1: we're talking to him, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we did
Speaker 1: from this because I never hear from anyone from France.
Speaker 1: I always hear from people in like the UK or Australia,
Speaker 1: maybe Ireland. But I just figured like people in like
Speaker 1: France and Spain and other countries like I didn't watch
Speaker 1: or listen. But we've met a guy from France. And
Speaker 1: that was weird to me because I was in Paris
Speaker 1: this summer and no one gave me any love and
Speaker 1: so maybe it was just me that they weren't giving
Speaker 1: love to. I thought the show was not on in Paris. Well,
Speaker 1: the guy said, like, yeah, a lot of people don't
Speaker 1: know about it. So for whatever reason, I don't know,
Speaker 1: somehow he watches it, but like a lot of people
Speaker 1: don't really know about it over so I shouldn't take
Speaker 1: a personally Okay, So he says a lot of This
Speaker 1: man from Sweden says, hi, both of you. I love
Speaker 1: your podcast. I absolutely love Giselle's humor um since it's
Speaker 1: very close to mine. And the best is when you
Speaker 1: are totally filling in from your imagination the blanks of
Speaker 1: a story. Oh yeah, I did that all the time. Yes,
Speaker 1: And then I say allegedly because most of the time.
Speaker 1: It's horrible. Okay, Robin is getting more shady when she's hungry.
Speaker 1: I feel you, yes, Like, is that called hungry hungry? No,
Speaker 1: so that's angry. So Haiti had is shady hungry shady
Speaker 1: had hung gad hung gady. Okay, that's what Robin is,
Speaker 1: what she gets. Like, listen, Robin is very shady. Okay,
Speaker 1: been binging? Your pod? Is that what we should call it? Pod?
Speaker 1: That is what people call podcast. They call it po
Speaker 1: for me, I promise you, I've never called it a pod.
Speaker 1: To teas in a pod, god, exactly, Like this is
Speaker 1: a very common oy term podcasts. So there are some
Speaker 1: other housewives Teddy and Tamra who have a podcast called
Speaker 1: two Teas in a Pod. I never equated at two podcasts.
Speaker 1: Look how slow Gizell is Okay, never did I put
Speaker 1: that all together to the point where I was like, Wow,
Speaker 1: that's a weird title, Like I literally said that to myself,
Speaker 1: But I guess it's not. I guess yeah, yeah. Tamara
Speaker 1: and Teddy just got that part. Which, by the way,
Speaker 1: we saw Teddy at Bravo con and and when I
Speaker 1: talked about it on Patreon and we and we talked
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, okay, so um as we continue on,
Speaker 1: I have to admit I've tried other pods when I
Speaker 1: didn't have any left of yours, but nothing could compare
Speaker 1: to you guys. Oh I've even tried two teas in
Speaker 1: a pod only got through two episodes. Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: I promise you guys. I did not know that. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't listen. You just picked it up and started hilarious.
Speaker 1: But you know, I don't want to backlash, So we
Speaker 1: love you, Tamarra and Teddy. Okay, I know Gisell hates
Speaker 1: long emails, so I will stop here. Just wanted you
Speaker 1: to know you have a Norwegian fan living in Sweden.
Speaker 1: Best regards. Okay, this is amazing. Actually we need to
Speaker 1: frame this email because one we learned so much. We
Speaker 1: learned people love us in Sweden. He was Norwegian but
Speaker 1: moved to Sweden. I thought that was the same thing,
Speaker 1: but I just learned it's not Norway, Norway and Sweden.
Speaker 1: It's a Norway in Sweden. No, it might be carli Ardo.
Speaker 1: Always gonna figure that out. The second thing, I'm two
Speaker 1: different places. I just learned number three pods. Pod is
Speaker 1: short for podcasts. I learned that today. Listen, this is amazing. Yes,
Speaker 1: you can frame that in your home. So, okay, Norway
Speaker 1: and Sweden are right next to each other. Okay, got it. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I thought they were all the same. So I learned.
Speaker 1: Thank you. It's cold there, Yeah, it's very cool. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you for for Okay, we got one more. Thank
Speaker 1: you for for all of that. I learned so much today. Okay,
Speaker 1: So this guy is Houston Gonzalez. Houston Gonzales is very
Speaker 1: similar to one and don't got very similar sounds exactly. Hi,
Speaker 1: Robbin and ges Ow. My my name is Houston, and
Speaker 1: I just have to tell you how how do you
Speaker 1: know that's a male Houston Gonzalez. It just sounds like
Speaker 1: a man. I feel like I could picture a woman
Speaker 1: being named Houston. Really yeah, Okay, Houston, right back in
Speaker 1: and let us know if you're a man or a woman,
Speaker 1: or if you're see them day a woman named Houston. Okay, Hi,
Speaker 1: Robbin Gel, my name is Houston, and I have to
Speaker 1: tell you how much I love your podcast. I listened
Speaker 1: to it for a while. I scooter around, scooter around
Speaker 1: this particular place where they work, getting coffee and going
Speaker 1: to class. Keep up the amazing, funny and entertaining content. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Yes, thank you, Houston. I can't
Speaker 1: imagine scooting around listening to a podcast or to a pod.
Speaker 1: That's I'm going to refer to these things now a pod.
Speaker 1: How do you like my pod? Reasonably Shady is a pod? Yes,
Speaker 1: listen to our pod. I promise you all will never
Speaker 1: say that in public the pod. Alright, we listen, we
Speaker 1: gotta go. We this that is our episode. We love
Speaker 1: y'all so much. Thank you all so much for listening
Speaker 1: week after week after week. Keep sending us emails because
Speaker 1: we're definitely gonna read them, and don't never forget to
Speaker 1: live your life either reasonable or sure or both. Highlight.
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