WEBVTT - | Ep 67 | Breaking Up Is Hard To Do 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:04.360 Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:17.000 Podcast Network and I Heart Radio. Welcome to another episode 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:20.279 of Reasonably Shady. I am Justasell Bryant. Was that was 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:23.959 Young Ladies. Ryman Deep seen and he's in his house, 0:00:24.239 --> 0:00:30.360 Robin Dixon. Okay, so um, we've got stuff to talk about. 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:32.199 We got stuff to talk about. Well, first of all, 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:40.280 most we have something called a Reasonably Shady live show. Okay, 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:42.400 so our live show. I'm so excited. So we did 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:44.440 have a live show. Our first one was in this 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:47.639 area in d C. And then and now we're we're 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:50.400 moving on up to the East coast to New York. 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:53.440 And it's November twenty six. So after you eat your 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:58.880 turkey and cut your family out for Thanksgiving dinner that's Saturday, 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:01.760 come and hang out with me and Rob. Come hang 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:03.400 out with us. It's gonna be lots of fun. It's 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:07.280 an all v i P ticketed experience that means you 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:10.959 will meet and greet with us, you will get your picture, 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:13.840 you'll get a little token, and you're gonna have a 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:17.920 good old time because it's a nice intimate space. You know, 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:19.960 it's only holds but so many people, and that's the 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:23.240 other thing, get your tickets fast, because um I think 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:25.800 our cap is like a hundred and fifty. Once it's 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:27.360 thought out, it's done. But I'm going to give you 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:30.479 like a big hug and everything. Yeah yeah, yeah, maybe 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:35.240 we'll take some like Chris brown ish pictures, um kind 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:38.399 of maybe yeah. Maybe listen, we're there for y'all. If 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:40.800 y'all want to stick a Chris brown prompt picture, we 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:45.400 don't want it. Yeah yeah, maybe within limits in reason. 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:48.200 All right, do you have a reasonably shady moment of 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:58.560 the week? I do. I don't, Okay, So I just 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:02.800 went and got my eyebrows micro bladed. They look really pretty, 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:04.720 thank you. So I was going to ask you about them. 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:08.520 Thank you. So I um am, I and I actually 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:12.040 have a naturally good eyebrows shape. But it was just 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:14.240 like a little few areas that I wanted to really 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:19.600 fill in. Um so, because I had other appointments to 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:22.680 get to. It was like I had appointments before that 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:25.440 ran over, and then it had other appointments to get 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:29.560 you afterwards. My time was a little limited, Okay. So 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:33.519 I got to the appointment probably about fifteen minutes later 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:38.400 than I was supposed to. But that's normal Robin time. Yes, yes, yes, 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:41.760 but you know I just caused my frustration. So I 0:02:41.800 --> 0:02:44.799 get there. And so my makeup artist, Nikki is the 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:48.200 one that does brows, like she got into doing brows 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:51.959 and stuff. And Nikki's like, um, yeah, I got bad 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:53.560 news for you. And I'm thinking she's gonna be like, 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:55.600 I can't do your brows, and she's like, you're not 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:58.200 going to be able to sit and I can't numb you. 0:02:58.200 --> 0:03:01.280 You're not going to be able to be numbed because 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:04.519 of my time constraint because you have to like sit 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:06.960 for like twenty minutes. She's get number for twenty minutes. 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:10.640 And I was just like like what you like, you 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:13.760 literally gonna cut me up, cut my eyebrows up, and 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:19.799 with no numbing cream or nothing. So anyway, I took 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:21.520 it like a champ. I do have a hot pain teller. 0:03:21.560 --> 0:03:23.959 And she was like it'll be okay. But wait a minute. 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:27.400 So you just did it raw without the nova game. 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:33.400 Oh my god. Okay, okay, so you're the shady moment 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:37.760 of the week, your your pain threshold. The whole experience, 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:40.080 just the whole experience, just having to like sit there 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:46.520 and like literally feel a blade, just like going, going, 0:03:47.160 --> 0:03:50.800 this is too much. So then so in that process 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:53.119 whatever so did she finished, it was like look good, 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:56.920 blah blah blah. Um and you know it's like so 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:59.560 pain okay. So you know when you get like I 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:02.720 guess it's similar to like getting you've never gotten a tattoo, 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:05.240 So like getting a tattoo where you're like sitting there 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:07.280 for like an extended period of time with like this 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:14.000 just pain this you know, painful moment versus Yeah, but 0:04:14.040 --> 0:04:15.920 like versus like getting a shot. You know how people 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:18.000 are like scared of shots. I was like, oh my god, 0:04:18.040 --> 0:04:20.240 it's just like boom real quick and you're done, Like no, 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:22.760 like you literally I sit there and take it, take 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:26.960 it over over and over again. Right Yeah that doesn't 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:30.039 sound like fun. Yeah anyway, so that's part of the 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:33.320 shady moment. So then we're done. They look great, and 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:38.080 she's telling me that aftercare instructions and she's like, um, yeah, 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:40.560 so you can't wash your face for a week. What 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:45.920 I can't. I can't get my brows wet for a week. 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:50.840 So I literally just like use like makeup wipes and 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:53.560 stuff to like you know, just like spot clean my 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:57.240 face and I'm just like, um, okay, this this is 0:04:57.279 --> 0:05:00.520 too much right. So for so why I have to 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:04.760 remind myself not to like get water on my face 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:06.480 like when I'm in the shower. Okay, So what day 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:09.960 are we in? This day to day too? Okay, so 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:13.120 you have set five more days of not watching not 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:17.200 washing my face. Yeah, that feels weird, but I hope 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:19.039 that I can remember, like when I'm in the shower 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:21.320 to not actually wash my face, you know, because it's 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:24.800 everything is such a habit. So we'll see, we'll see. 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:27.240 It's a little shady process. However, I am happy with 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:28.880 the results, Like right now, they're like a little bit 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:30.599 darker than they're going to be because it's like the 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:33.400 scapping and stuff. So yeah, I was really happy with 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:36.960 the with the result. Oh wow, Okay, I like it. Okay, 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:39.040 So I do have a shady moment. It's actually I'm 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:43.159 a little piste off. Um. Okay. So my daughter Grace, 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:47.120 she's amazing. I love her so much. She's a senior. 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:50.240 So seniors take a senior retreat. Okay, So they go 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:52.200 god knows where in the in the mountains or something, 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:56.839 and the school since all the parents a little nice, 0:05:56.839 --> 0:05:59.160 little note and saying, hey, we would love for you 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:03.680 to um a letter to your child, you know, highlighting 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:06.960 their attributes and what your wishes are for their future 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:12.360 type thing. Please do not tell your child that you're 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:15.120 gonna write this letter. Here's a secret email for you 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:18.359 to send it to and um do not if you 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:20.640 have If your child has siblings who go to school, 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:22.560 please don't tell the siblings, like, like, no one is 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:26.880 to know. Okay, great. So I was talking to Grace's father, 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:29.440 who will remain nameless at this point because I'm very 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:31.719 angry with him, and I was like, hey, did you 0:06:31.720 --> 0:06:34.240 get the note to write Grace the letter? And he 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.520 was like, nope, I didn't get it. So I said, okay, 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:38.159 I'm gonna afford it to you. So I afford it 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:42.240 to him and he was like okay. Cool. So like 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:44.479 two or three days go by and he's talking to 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:46.600 Grace and he's like, Grace, I gotta write this letter 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:51.479 for you. God. He's like, I gotta write this letter 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:54.400 for you, for for oh my god, for your retreat 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:58.600 for the school. She was like Dad, and she even knew. 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:01.920 She was like Dad, supposed to be a surprise, Dad, 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:07.000 what are you saying Dada, Well, I mean, the kids 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:09.640 have to have like an inkling, but it's great if 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:12.840 the parents don't like straight up saying. So he was 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:15.600 like what you mean? And she was like dad, Oh 0:07:15.640 --> 0:07:19.320 my god, Dad, why are you doing this? Like and 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:21.840 mind you, she's in the car with her sisters. So 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:26.800 not only did what he didn't set it in front 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:30.120 of twins. So then she calls me and she's like, yeah, 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:32.480 dad spilled the beans about the letter. And I was 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:34.520 like what. I was like, goodbye, Grace, good bye. I 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:36.520 could not hang up on her fast left to call 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:40.800 him and get to cussin. So yeah, jamal, oh, I 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:44.040 mean not that's I'm not saying. He's like Grace's dad. 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:48.640 Y'all know, his name is the shadiest of the week. 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:50.720 As a matter of fact, he's gonna be for next 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:54.080 week to exactly. And you know why. He probably did 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.400 not even read the email. No he didn't. And I 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:59.560 asked him, I said, did you read the email? He's like, no, 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:02.640 it just said he just saw where said write a 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:05.560 letter for your child, right, but in bold it said 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:11.520 this is a surprise. This is a surprise in bold, Sir, 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.880 I'm still angry. Oh my god, so then he said, 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:16.640 so I'm going off on him, and he was like, 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:19.960 Zella already apologized, You're not gonna kick me when I'm damn. 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:21.960 I said, I'm gonna give you about ten more kicks, 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:28.239 and I just go off. Not ten more kicks? Yes, okay, 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:30.840 So you, sir, are shady for the next two weeks. 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:34.800 The end, the end, All right, So I gotta tell 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:37.480 you about this ice cream that I'm in love with. Okay, 0:08:37.480 --> 0:08:40.880 So when we were in New York your hairstyle, Shirley 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:45.360 mentioned liquor ice cream. Yes, we went there, yes, w yeah, 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:47.920 Shirley Nicki and I went there when I did watch 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:49.559 my Happn's Live last year, and I was like, oh, 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:51.400 I wonder if that ice cream store is still there. 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:54.959 I didn't know you win, yes girl. So I had 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:56.520 a break while I was in New York and I 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:58.800 was like, I'm a fine this ice cream. So I 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:01.679 was like googling or whatever. It was literally a block away, 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:05.640 so freaking good. What's the name of it again, It's 0:09:05.640 --> 0:09:09.120 like Tipsy ice cream or something tipsy. I think it's 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:11.800 tipsy now did they say when we were there last 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:15.480 year or I don't know whatever, whatever. However, long ago. 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:18.320 There was. Yeah, that's the last year. Um they said 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:20.040 they were going to open a location in d C. 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:23.080 Do you know, I don't, I don't. I don't think 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:27.240 they have because I think somebody was looking it up. 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:29.120 I don't know, So we'll we'll look that up. But 0:09:29.559 --> 0:09:31.720 what it is. So, for instance, I had like caramel 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:34.480 ice cream with tequila in it, Oh my gosh, so good, 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:36.600 and that I got like three of them. I got 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:39.840 um cookies and cream, or was a brownie ice cream 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:43.800 with some sort of vodka or something in it. Like 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:47.400 when I tell you it is so good, I mean, 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:49.760 the ice cream itself is good, right, It's like good 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:54.480 quality ice cream. The flavors are really like fresh and good, 0:09:54.800 --> 0:09:57.600 and then the liquor infusion. It's like they picked the 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:02.920 perfect liquor combination compliment the ice cream. It's so good. 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:06.120 I mean, did you end up feeling like tipsy at all? No? 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:08.800 Not just I was happy, or maybe that was kind 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:12.880 of tipsy. I was happy. I was doing a happy dance. 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:14.800 I was so excited. I'm mad I didn't have the 0:10:14.840 --> 0:10:18.040 time to go, like because we had zero time to 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:21.760 do anything. I know like that, I know, Okay, we 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:26.040 have to get into like celebs are getting divorced left him, right, 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:30.320 I mean, everybody's getting a divorce. So I don't know 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:32.640 if I'm I should be excited because there's gonna be 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:35.319 some more single men out there for me, or I 0:10:35.360 --> 0:10:38.959 should just be like what happened to the sanctity of marriage? Both? 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:42.440 I guess? So yeah, I mean, okay, which single man 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:45.760 are you excited about? None? None? Okay, So okay, So 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:48.600 let's just run it down Tom and Gisel. Right, Well, 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:51.480 it's not confirmed, right, it's just okay, this is all. 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:55.559 This is all allegedly, yes, but real, but allegedly. And 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:59.800 so if her reasons are like she's upset that he's 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:02.199 playing football, is that kind of what we're getting at. 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:03.880 I mean, I don't know, or maybe we don't really know. 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:07.680 Who knows? Yeah, they're making it whatever it is. It 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:10.080 sounds like maybe she wasn't happy that he decided to 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:13.320 play football again. We're talking about Tom Brady, um, and 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:16.199 I'm just like, damn, like she couldn't just suck it 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:18.280 up for one more season because I don't think he's 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:21.880 going to be playing that much longer. Is he doing well? Um? 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:23.600 You know, I don't even know I don't. I think 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:26.440 he's not. And so they're like, oh, so you're gonna 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:28.480 get a divorce and you're not even playing well. From 0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:30.360 what I'm saying, I don't think he's playing well. But 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:35.240 that's really I'm not sure. NBC News learned a couple 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:39.920 of thirteen years have retained separate divorce attorneys. Earlier this month, 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:43.280 Boonshin telling l magazine about her husband's return to the 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:47.080 NFL after he briefly retired from the game. Obviously, I 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:50.160 have my concerns. This is a very violent sport, and 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:52.160 I have my children, and I would like him to 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:56.400 be more present. I could imagine being married to an 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:58.840 NFL player and you're worried about their health, and not 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.840 just they're they're present health, but their long term health. 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:04.840 Like she's probably like, shoot, if I stay married to 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:08.440 you and you are dealing with like the you know, 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:11.199 effects of CTE and all that type of stuff, I'm 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:12.520 going to be the one that had to deal with it. 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:15.440 And here you go, at forty forty six years old, 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:18.360 playing football, right when when you were supposed to quit 0:12:18.720 --> 0:12:21.360 ten years ago? Right? Yeah, no, I get it. Okay. 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:28.120 So Tia Maria and her husband Corey Corey Hardick, right, 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:31.160 who is now professing his love for her on social media. Yeah, 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:33.360 he ain't trying to let that go. But like I 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:36.320 feel bad, I love them. Yeah, they were cute. They 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:41.439 were really cute. She's super cute. Yes, yeah, that's unfortunate. Yeah, 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:44.800 oh well we have Cynthia and Mike. Yes, yes, that 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:48.920 was kind of a shocker. Yeah, that's unfortunate. Yes, but Cynthia, 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:52.200 we saw brab I mean, she's looks beautiful, she looks beautiful, 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:56.880 she's the sweetest, she's the best. Um, it was. This 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:58.920 is kind of like a funny story. So we're we 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:02.480 were doing our pressed, and so for press, like they 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:04.760 kind of line up and you go from one press 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:07.320 outlet to the next, and they asked you questions. She 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:10.440 happened to be standing next to me, and um, she 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:12.400 was doing her press and I was doing mine, and 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:15.560 I heard the guy who she was talking to say 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:18.040 my name. So I was like, okay, my name has 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:21.559 been said. So he's asking her about the rumors about 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:26.720 me and Peter, and I'm standing right there right, I'm like, dude, discretion. 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:30.960 So I just jumped into her interview and I'm like, 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:34.320 it ain't true, like, come on now, y'all. And I 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:36.560 wonder if the interviewer was probably like, oh god, I 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:38.480 have to ask this question. But this is really weird 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:43.040 because right standing right here is like six inches or no, 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:46.319 like you can totally hear everyone else's like interviews and 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:49.240 like you to focus on yours. I'm sure the guy 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:59.040 probably was like, shit, right, okay, speaking of like an 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:01.679 older couple that has gotten a divorce, like Angelina and Brad, 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:04.440 Like Angelina and Brad are going at it. Angelina Jolie 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:08.640 and Brad Pitt divorced, but they're going at it about 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:12.280 the kids and about stuff that happened a long time ago. Yeah, 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:15.760 which is very weird that she's bringing up new allegations 0:14:15.800 --> 0:14:18.760 against Brad that happened in nineteen o two. Like, it's strange, 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:22.680 it's strange, but I feel like there's something toxic there. Well, well, 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:25.160 they're fighting over that house. You do know that? Yeah, 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:29.040 that villa in the Lake Como or whatever. I don't 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.720 know where it is, but this is big piece of 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:39.080 property that they both want. But that's what I heard allegedly. Um, 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:42.800 let's see who else is getting Oh, Ashley and Michael, 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:46.480 but we know that already. Okay, we are they are? 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:49.840 They aren't they? I don't know, but guys, I'm a 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:53.360 need for y'all to stay together, like I can't take 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:56.360 no more. And every time we pop up like people 0:14:56.440 --> 0:15:02.880 getting divorced. Yeah, I mean that's kind of normal though unfortunately. Yeah, yeah, 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:06.280 divorce is quite normal. Divorce is quite normal. Okay, we 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:11.240 we haven't talked about um about uncle Joe. Oh wait, 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:13.080 wait wait, we got one more divorce to talk about, 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:17.840 which is hilarious to me. Okay, So Mackenzie Scott, who 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:21.840 is Jeff Bezos' ex wife, like they recently divorced. I 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:25.680 think I want to say they divorced in like nights, right. 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:29.520 Jeff Bezos is the founder of Amazon worth bookoo billions 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:32.000 And what was her cut? She got billions, right, she 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:35.600 got billions? Um, And so when they divorced, she she 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:38.680 vowed to give away her money, right and yeah, And 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:40.680 I was trying to like d m her and become 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:43.840 a friend and didn't work exactly. And she gave you 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:46.200 money to a bunch of black colleges, and I was 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:48.520 kind of upset because she didn't give any to Coppin 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:51.400 State University, where one works. But gave it to all 0:15:51.400 --> 0:15:53.960 the other local black colleges, which is the bumber. But 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:56.840 you know, did she give it to Hampton? I don't know. 0:15:57.360 --> 0:16:00.920 I don't know. So anyway, so did y'all know that 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:05.760 she remarried? I didn't. Literally almost like a year after 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:10.280 she remarried, like last year, so like a couple of 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:15.720 years after bezos in the pandemic. Yes, she married the 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:23.160 science teacher from her kids school. So she had a 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:29.280 great parent teacher conference, right, that parent teacher conference? Mary? Well? Right? 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:32.960 So so yeah, So anyway, they announced recently that they're 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:36.520 getting a divorce, right a year later. But well, first 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:39.200 of all, you married a teacher. I don't like it 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:44.960 was Okay, I need to know how how did this happen? 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:49.360 How did that relationship start? How like she was taking 0:16:49.360 --> 0:16:50.800 one for the team? She wanted her child to get 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:53.520 an A in the class for the team. She could 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:58.080 have just paid him a billion dollars ship, like if 0:16:58.080 --> 0:17:00.440 you're worth billions, Like, how do you even go into 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:03.400 the dating world if you're a woman worth billions? I 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:06.480 don't know, and marry a science teacher? Right, That's what 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:09.520 I'm gonna do. I'm a Mary a science So apparently 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:14.639 so apparently they're divorced, like, um, they've already had like 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:17.159 their whole agreement mapped out like it was like, you know, 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:20.680 they both agree that there's nothing to you argue over. 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:22.840 They already have agreement mapped out blah blah blah blah 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:24.639 blah whatever it is, like it's not we're not going 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:27.480 to know. Yes, but the science teacher gets a new 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:32.640 what solar system in the classroom? What does he get 0:17:34.359 --> 0:17:38.040 some more were they called beakers? Get speakers? He gets 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:41.320 someone of those things called that you look into, uh microscope, 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:48.680 microscope because a couple of microscopes maybe some some um 0:17:48.760 --> 0:17:50.600 what's the dead bodies called like you know when they 0:17:50.680 --> 0:17:56.800 like corpses, some cadaver staver. There we go, he's gonna 0:17:56.880 --> 0:18:01.600 come out very well. It's very excited it so. But 0:18:01.720 --> 0:18:05.280 speaking of Mackenzie Scott, she also and we can, you know, 0:18:05.400 --> 0:18:07.359 get back to what U you were talking about. But 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:09.440 I want you were about to talk about something. I'm 0:18:09.480 --> 0:18:13.719 not nothing. I have nothing to say. Well, speaking of 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:19.760 Mackenzie Scott, she also recently donated eighty five million dollars 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:25.760 to the Girl Scouts organization. Yes, eighty five five million, 0:18:25.800 --> 0:18:31.600 five million dollars dollars the girls girl Scouts. So I 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:35.680 am like so excited for this donation, not because I was, like, Okay, 0:18:35.720 --> 0:18:37.800 I was a girl Scout or brownie, a girl scout. 0:18:37.800 --> 0:18:39.240 I used to play hooky. I might have said this 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:40.840 on the podcast, but I used to play hookie when 0:18:40.840 --> 0:18:43.639 my mom would dropped me off at my brownies meeting. 0:18:43.720 --> 0:18:47.440 I would leave, You're a Brownie playing hookie? Yes, how 0:18:47.440 --> 0:18:49.520 do you do I hated? How do you do that? 0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:51.359 I hated it? But you're at this point, you're what 0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:54.720 six six years old? I was maybe in middle school 0:18:54.760 --> 0:18:56.840 maybe no, no, maybe an element not six, But like, 0:18:57.080 --> 0:18:59.200 I don't know whatever is brownie girl scout? I hated? 0:18:59.200 --> 0:19:01.359 I can remember, so is I remember like that vividly? 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:03.399 They would It would be in the cafeteria of my 0:19:03.440 --> 0:19:06.160 elementary school. My mom would drop me off. I wait 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:07.560 for it to leave, and then I would like walk 0:19:07.560 --> 0:19:13.240 out the building, Robin, you did you go do drugs? 0:19:13.920 --> 0:19:16.320 What did you go do? After that? Like? Literally I 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:18.600 need to know. I split down the sliding board a 0:19:18.600 --> 0:19:22.520 few times. I don't know. Okay, this is terrible. I 0:19:22.560 --> 0:19:25.000 don't know. They have a little repel with me, but 0:19:25.040 --> 0:19:28.000 now they have dollars eighty five million dollars, which is 0:19:28.040 --> 0:19:30.440 so amazing because now I don't have to buy another 0:19:30.600 --> 0:19:33.840 freaking nasty ass Girl Scout cookie ever again in my 0:19:34.040 --> 0:19:38.639 entire life. That ship is so nasty. Those things are disgusting, 0:19:39.000 --> 0:19:41.360 Like who eats those? And then people like, oh my god, 0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:44.040 the samoas are so good. No they're not. They're disgusting. 0:19:44.200 --> 0:19:46.159 Oh my god, the thin mints are so good. No 0:19:46.240 --> 0:19:52.160 they're not. They're disgusting. Oh god, that ship is gross. 0:19:52.520 --> 0:20:00.880 The samoas are good, gross, the thin mints are gross. Okay, 0:20:01.160 --> 0:20:06.000 we're moving on because I want a nice, soft, chocolate 0:20:06.080 --> 0:20:08.560 chip cookie. I don't want that crispy crunchy ash ship. 0:20:08.920 --> 0:20:11.080 And you've got crumbs all over your desk and your 0:20:11.119 --> 0:20:13.160 pants and in your car, Like, I don't want that ship. 0:20:14.200 --> 0:20:16.480 So seriously, Like when when people like and and a 0:20:16.520 --> 0:20:18.800 lot of my friends have daughters, they'll send me the email, 0:20:18.800 --> 0:20:21.280 Oh it's girls got cookie time, I will literally just 0:20:21.400 --> 0:20:23.760 I don't. I never buy the cookie, Like, but as 0:20:23.800 --> 0:20:26.480 soon as the email comes, I'm like, bloom, here's my 0:20:26.560 --> 0:20:29.919 donation of fifty blocks. Is a girl Scout cookies to 0:20:29.960 --> 0:20:34.080 the work to the military, Like, but they're not coming 0:20:34.119 --> 0:20:37.280 in your house. These I don't want them, do not 0:20:38.400 --> 0:20:42.200 want them. Please, But now that they have this eight 0:20:42.359 --> 0:20:46.240 four point five million dollar donation from McKenzie Scott, they 0:20:46.280 --> 0:20:51.000 don't need, they don't drives should be over right that 0:20:51.119 --> 0:20:53.439 every year we're selling cookies to raise money for the 0:20:53.680 --> 0:20:55.760 for all the troops around the world, that should be 0:20:55.800 --> 0:21:00.000 over million to cared at exactly. I mean, I understand. 0:21:00.000 --> 0:21:02.000 And then what they say, it's like, oh, it helps 0:21:02.040 --> 0:21:05.119 the girls learn, you know, I don't know, entrepreneurship and stuff. 0:21:05.119 --> 0:21:07.800 It does. It does a good experience, and I don't 0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:09.639 want them, and I don't like telling little girls I 0:21:09.640 --> 0:21:15.360 don't want your nasty cookies. Shove them. Okay, moving on, 0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:18.160 let me tell you what Robin needs right now. So 0:21:18.280 --> 0:21:25.280 Uncle Joe legalized marijuana. That's what Robin needs. Okay, No, 0:21:25.560 --> 0:21:28.600 he didn't legalize that. I'm joking. He's going to get 0:21:28.640 --> 0:21:33.280 all of the offenders marijuana sell offenders that are in jail. 0:21:33.520 --> 0:21:36.320 He's gonna get him out. He's gonna be like, come 0:21:36.320 --> 0:21:38.560 on out, which from what I understanding, affects like six 0:21:38.600 --> 0:21:43.600 thousand people or something, which is amazing because because marijuana 0:21:43.680 --> 0:21:46.800 is no longer like a class level one. It's not 0:21:46.920 --> 0:21:49.760 in the class of like heroin and all those other drugs. 0:21:50.160 --> 0:21:53.679 So like, let's overdue, long overdue, long overdue. Let the 0:21:53.680 --> 0:21:56.119 people out there should be a smoke house in the 0:21:56.160 --> 0:22:00.160 back of the White House. Just everybody gonna light it up, 0:22:00.440 --> 0:22:02.760 light it up. But you know that was one of 0:22:02.760 --> 0:22:06.080 his campaign promises. Yes, so very good. Good for good 0:22:06.119 --> 0:22:09.760 for President Biden, good for President Bidens. I think there 0:22:09.800 --> 0:22:11.159 was a little bit of pushback, so this might be 0:22:11.200 --> 0:22:14.119 a state by state thing, but it's going down. It 0:22:14.200 --> 0:22:17.440 is going down, which I'm very happy about because if 0:22:17.440 --> 0:22:19.120 you had like a joint in your pocket and you've 0:22:19.119 --> 0:22:23.160 got twenty years, don't make no sense. No, it makes 0:22:23.160 --> 0:22:25.879 no sense. And it's it's so sad that people have 0:22:25.960 --> 0:22:28.000 spent that much time in jail. And you know who's 0:22:28.480 --> 0:22:32.520 who it targets. Yes, yes, we are very clear. So 0:22:32.600 --> 0:22:35.159 Uncle Joel, we appreciate you. Now you might not be 0:22:35.200 --> 0:22:37.080