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Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for comedy roulette. JA

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Speaker 1: please do the honors and explain. Go ahead, look on

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Speaker 1: his face, all right, priceless.

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Speaker 2: I know right.

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Speaker 1: You gotta do it.

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Speaker 2: Anything. If you take four subjects, because we're all comedians,

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Speaker 2: we can do this. You put those four subjects, one

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Speaker 2: at a time on a wheel that goes around and around.

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Speaker 2: When that wheel spins round and around and around, where

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Speaker 2: that wheel stops. Because we're all comedians, will do the

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Speaker 2: damn thing.

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Speaker 1: All right, Here we go with the topics. Things you

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Speaker 1: hide in the fridge from other people. All right. Lies

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Speaker 1: you tell yourself when you're running out of gas, what

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Speaker 1: you say to yourself when you get dumped, and what

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Speaker 1: you say when you oversleep. Spin the wheelcat, spun it,

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Speaker 1: spin the wheel. I like what you say yourself in

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Speaker 1: your open street, but it's what you say to yourself

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Speaker 1: when you get dumped. I want to this. When let's go, guys,

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Speaker 1: let me start it off.

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Speaker 2: Come on, hey, I was gonna go into service anyway,

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Speaker 2: so this relationship wasn't gonna work at you anyway.

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Speaker 1: I don't really like I didn't really want her in

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Speaker 1: no way.

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Speaker 3: It was her best friend.

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Speaker 1: I really want to be honest with you, work it

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Speaker 1: out for yourself. Yes, what you say to yourself when

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Speaker 1: you get dumped, Steve.

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Speaker 2: You're all crazy? I ain't crazy, Jay. What you said

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Speaker 2: you said yourself when you break up. Trust me, your

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Speaker 2: breath was gonna break us up.

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Speaker 3: You know, I didn't really care for you making me

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Speaker 3: wear all that leather in the bedroom anyway, So I'm

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Speaker 3: glad we ain't doing this no more. This left.

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Speaker 2: I'm chaped. Now, come on, Steve.

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Speaker 1: What you say to yourself when you get dumped?

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Speaker 2: I was just about to text her anyway, right after breakfast?

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Speaker 2: You say to yourself when you bring up. I don't

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Speaker 2: know how to tell you this, but I never did

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Speaker 2: like your dogs. How about that?

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Speaker 3: You know true? Be told true? Be tall. My baby

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Speaker 3: mama won't be back anyway. I ain't worried about this

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Speaker 3: right here.

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Speaker 1: What you say to yourself when you get jumped?

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Speaker 3: I bet you I can find somebody else. Come on,

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Speaker 3: shame stuff.

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Speaker 2: You say to yourself when you're dump And just in

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Speaker 2: case you get ready to call me, I have blocked

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Speaker 2: all yourn.

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Speaker 1: He's hurt.

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Speaker 3: Oh, he's hurt.

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Speaker 1: He's hurt. You know what?

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Speaker 3: You know? What? What you know? What Tommy, she'll be

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Speaker 3: back because don't nobody do that little thing that I do.

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Speaker 3: Don't nobody else do that. She'll be back.

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Speaker 1: The third person telling me right there, he's hurt. Yes,

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Speaker 1: what you say to yourself when you get jumped, Steve.

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Speaker 3: You ain't the first person to leave me.

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Speaker 2: You think you doing something. I think you doing something

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Speaker 2: that ain't nothing I left. It mean like you doing

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Speaker 2: something stuff, you say something your umb I don't know

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Speaker 2: how to tell you. But the white girl was checking

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Speaker 2: me out anyway.

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Speaker 3: You know what, what you know what time I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: we're gonna get our life together. We're gonna sat go

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Speaker 3: in the church and we're gonna just let the law

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Speaker 3: ask somebody. We're gonna let the law ask somebody up.

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Speaker 2: That's a good one. Yeah, she cut him, cut him

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Speaker 2: one more, Steve closing out. See huh he my lips

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Speaker 2: at that be.

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Speaker 1: I'm next to next custom out there, right up to

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Speaker 1: the great job. Guys, you're listening, Hardy Morning Show