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Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of

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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Well this isn't gonna happen to you,

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Speaker 1: but you bring everything? Do you bring your own toothpaste?

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Calm Down Podcast. Yes, I like a

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Speaker 1: white ening toothpaste. They don't have that in the hotels.

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Speaker 1: I bring cress strips, but I used that. I used

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Speaker 1: the toothpaste from the little samples because the three I

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Speaker 1: don't have the three ounce toothpaste when traveling. Mine's always

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Speaker 1: big CBS or Target, but mine's always It's like. I

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Speaker 1: also bring my own lotion because I don't find the

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Speaker 1: lotion in hotels hydrating. There's a couple of hotels I

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Speaker 1: find it to be very hydrating. But I also don't

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Speaker 1: want to smell like my coworkers. I like to have

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Speaker 1: my own smell. Oh my gosh, you're so prepared. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: So I went and checked into this hotel. I asked

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Speaker 1: for the toothpaste. They only had one. I am squeezing

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Speaker 1: one drop of the toothpaste out of there. Then I

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Speaker 1: to CVS by the toothpaste, and I gotta throw the

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Speaker 1: toothpaste away. Because it's over the three ounces. I'm still

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Speaker 1: not t s a pre check as we know, we'll

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Speaker 1: get to that later. And it's a conundrum. Yeah, or

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Speaker 1: you could just postmates toothpaste to your what place? You

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Speaker 1: could postmates toothpaste to your hotel room. I've never done

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Speaker 1: that in my life. You don't need like a quick

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Speaker 1: tampon on the road or something. By the way, did

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Speaker 1: you hear about this? The shortage? And even I don't

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Speaker 1: get my period anyway, I know you know you don't. Well,

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Speaker 1: there's a shortage. I was having a long conversation. Why

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Speaker 1: is there a short God? Well, I don't know it.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to get into it. I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: There's a shortage. I don't know. If it's political, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to touch it. I don't know. But what

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Speaker 1: I don't want to shortage on that. So today I'm

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Speaker 1: a hoarder. I'm not gonna lie. I went to the aisle.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little concerned. It's not that time a month

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Speaker 1: for me, but I did go to get a box

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Speaker 1: because I'm a little worried. So I went. There is

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Speaker 1: clearly not refills happening on that aisle, which that is

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Speaker 1: just so it is cruel if this happens, like, give

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Speaker 1: me a break, get our lives together, what are we doing? Ship?

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Speaker 1: Enough is enough? Plus also the baby formula than YadA YadA, YadA,

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Speaker 1: I've got I'm a hoarder. I got a basket full

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Speaker 1: of a couple of boxes and I was trying to

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Speaker 1: make a quick exit at a target. And as I

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Speaker 1: was doing it, this guy's like, hey, are you Aaron Andrews?

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm Aaron Andrews. I have three boxes

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Speaker 1: and tampons. But because I'm a hoarder, if there was

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Speaker 1: every time you don't want to be recognized, it's with

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Speaker 1: the tampons. Have you ever made a boyfriend in the

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Speaker 1: past by tampons? No? I haven't either, But I just wonder,

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Speaker 1: like the guy, Yeah, but that's a confident man that's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the two boxes of super from my

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Speaker 1: gall at home. Would do it. He would oreos and

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Speaker 1: throw it in there. This guy today, he's having a

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Speaker 1: bowl of Lucky Charms. I mean, I'm like, baby, do

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Speaker 1: you want to look how many calories are in it?

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Speaker 1: I look at it, it's like a hundred ninety goes. Well,

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Speaker 1: how much is in your multigrain like cereal? Mine had

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Speaker 1: to be less in calories. In you what forty year

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Speaker 1: old man is eating lucky charms? Gross Scott Thompson. Scott

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Speaker 1: Thompson loves some lucky charms and I'm not mad at that,

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Speaker 1: and I think it's adorable that he buys it. The

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Speaker 1: calorie things very interesting. An entire bag of halapino chips

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Speaker 1: the other day. It was two calories, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I have a freaking perfect bar in the morning and

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Speaker 1: that things three. The difference is that sodium. You go

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Speaker 1: straight to the six milligrams of sodium and I wake

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Speaker 1: up in the morning. Why do I not have rings on? Well,

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Speaker 1: for a lot of reasons, but because my hands are swollen,

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Speaker 1: better about it, but I'm just so bad because I

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Speaker 1: Ryan just d md us in our little chat here

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Speaker 1: about expiration date. We talked about that a couple of

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Speaker 1: and even if it's has the expiration date, it's like, man,

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Speaker 1: a question about expiration Well, sir, so, I I'm really bad.

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Speaker 1: fluctuate weight all the time. I mean, just ask the Internet.

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Speaker 1: I am large and in Shorge I used to say

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Speaker 1: big ten Carissa. I mean I could have been an

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Speaker 1: So I get that if it's in my house, I'm

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Speaker 1: You know. So I make coffee the other day and

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Speaker 1: I go to for the cream and and I'm not

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Speaker 1: I'm not looking at the cream coming out of the creamer.

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Speaker 1: You heard no, no, but I wish I did, so

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Speaker 1: I pour it in there. Fine, I'm just like doing

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Speaker 1: something else. I go and take a step and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that doesn't what's going on? Aaron King Andrews. I look

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Speaker 1: and from where the hole is into the side, there

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Speaker 1: is mold all around the inside perimeter of this creamer.

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Speaker 1: I did you, Barth. I wanted to, and I almost

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Speaker 1: made myself throw up, but I was like, no, I can't.

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Speaker 1: That's so hard to do. But I was like, this

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Speaker 1: is so disgusting. Mold just laden around the interior of

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Speaker 1: in there. I looked at the expiration date long overdue, okay.

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Speaker 1: And there's times where I questioned, like, hey, is a

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Speaker 1: lost five pounds. I felt great, but no, I mean

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Speaker 1: it was not the way that I wanted. Did your

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Speaker 1: stomach get upset very upset? Immediately? No, not immediately, but

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Speaker 1: pretty close after. I'm not kidding. This isn't like a

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Speaker 1: probably salmonella. Point, how do you say that Salomon salmonella? No,

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Speaker 1: it was what do you think that poison? That was dairy?

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Speaker 1: So we just molded like it had been in there

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Speaker 1: So everyone, as a Surgeon General's warning, check your expliration date.

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Speaker 1: But what is that date? Is it one week? I mean,

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Speaker 1: my situation was terrible, but is it? I think a

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Speaker 1: one or two days, I'm okay, but give it a

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Speaker 1: good smell and maybe a glance inside. You know. Well,

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Speaker 1: from now on, I'm gonna check my list what is

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Speaker 1: the and check it twice? And checking it twice, I

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Speaker 1: almond creamer, it lasts longer than like the real Like

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Speaker 1: on my list. This has been a long list deleting people.

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Speaker 1: I realized that I am following that current count wait

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Speaker 1: for it on Instagram to one thousand, five hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty six people. One thousand, five hundred sixty six people.

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Speaker 1: and I don't know a hundred and fifty six people.

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Speaker 1: I'm at one thousand, two hundred and seventy one. Right.

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Speaker 1: I could definitely eat out if you can, I know.

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Speaker 1: So I started going on there because I was like,

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Speaker 1: thinking you're a bit because I just do? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: do the mute if it's people like that we're going

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Speaker 1: the full unfollow Huh? I feel bad? I know, well

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Speaker 1: this is the conundrum. So I was like, do I

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Speaker 1: You know? The accident will follow, and then you can't

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Speaker 1: un follow because then they're going to think you're mean.

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Speaker 1: You're like whoa or the drunk follow when you meet

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Speaker 1: stop following this person. But you know that they check.

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Speaker 1: Or there's the people that follow on follow, follow on follow,

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Speaker 1: and it's like, we can see what you're doing. By

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Speaker 1: the way, get a lightly, we know the weekend of coffee.

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Speaker 1: apron anyone that's willing to do. You know what, I

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Speaker 1: got a chip brevet. You know what brevet is? When

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Speaker 1: I worked at Starbucks half and half, it was all

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Speaker 1: the craze when Atkins Diet was there. I would you

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Speaker 1: say brevet Latte. Yeah. I worked in Newport um California,

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Speaker 1: and Atkins Diet was all the rage and a lot

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Speaker 1: of Brevet Latte's rolled through that place. This was before

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Speaker 1: the computerized mobile thing. So I used to do like

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Speaker 1: I do the whole splendor and I'm like, she's what

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Speaker 1: people kind of slide you extra instead of put it

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Speaker 1: many phone numbers did you get? WHOA? It's a great

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Speaker 1: questionnaire and these are all great questions. This is why

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Speaker 1: you're great at your job. We had communal tips, so

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