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Speaker 1: We're talking about practice. We're talking about practice, which we're

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Speaker 1: We're talking about practice, practice makes perfect, which I can

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Speaker 1: You've never practiced anything more than skateboard. Put more hours

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Speaker 1: saying because we're saying practice means jerking off, because practice

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Speaker 1: you could practice anything. I think if you're saying practice

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Speaker 1: Well okay, well that brings up a point. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: it's because like I guess, like, when you're having sex

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Speaker 1: What are we practicing? To get to? I see what

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Speaker 1: Maybe is it legal some places? Not here? Not here?

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Speaker 1: that's perfect practice that well. I mean, dude, oh that

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Speaker 1: then they spoofed it in Girl's Trip kind of that

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