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Speaker 1: On the twenties to me, I'm well, Hi, I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Mike. Yeah, this is Mike, Mike. How are you?

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Speaker 1: This is Casey right back? I worked for corporate. Do

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Speaker 1: you have a second to talk? Sure, I'm calling because

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Speaker 1: I need to speak with you about some feedback or

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Speaker 1: received from a mystery shopper the other day. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: know that is right, that's store. We send mystery shoppers

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Speaker 1: into our stores to see how employees do with customer service.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, okay, well last week you helped a lady

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Speaker 1: buy a forty six inch Samsung TV. Do you remember that?

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Speaker 1: I'm not, I mean, I don't know, it's not specifically

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Speaker 1: and right, well, I'm telling you that you did the

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Speaker 1: mystery shoppers set on the form that you passed gas

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Speaker 1: while helping her out. What haven't you heard me? What?

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Speaker 1: I what past gas? Dropped a loaf? Whatever you want

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Speaker 1: to say, I dropped a loaf. Let one go. I

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Speaker 1: can't think of any more adjectives to say that you farted?

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Speaker 1: Wait wait are you kidding? No? I'm not. Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? Do you think that it's okay to be

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Speaker 1: passing gas in front of customers? Like? Did you pass gas?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're I don't know what she's

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Speaker 1: talking about. That wasn't me. It says right here that

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Speaker 1: she was asking about the price of the TV and

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Speaker 1: you farted loudly, oh my god, and then went back

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Speaker 1: to the transaction. Did somebody verify this? Did somebody like

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Speaker 1: call her? Or like, you want me to call and

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Speaker 1: verify one of your farts? Sir? Yes? Because that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: I mean, why would I do that? I don't know

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Speaker 1: why you would you tell me you're the one that

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Speaker 1: did it. I mean if I did do that, I

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Speaker 1: would be like, I'm so sorry, excuse me, but I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you I didn't do it, Mike. It's it's obvious

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Speaker 1: to me that you farted in front of this What

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Speaker 1: how did obvious to you? I don't mean to get upset.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is my job. I didn't Why was

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Speaker 1: it obvious to you? How could it be obvious to

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Speaker 1: you you weren't there? Or why? What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Do you have any kind of a medical condition that

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Speaker 1: we need to know about. No, I don't have him.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't fart. I mean like I don't. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So now you're now you're gonna tell me that you

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Speaker 1: don't fart ever, no part. I mean, I can't believe

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Speaker 1: I'm having this towards that fart. But I don't start

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Speaker 1: at work. I mean, I don't. I mean, if I

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Speaker 1: have to do that, I go to the bathroom. For

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Speaker 1: God's sake. When was the last time you farted? What

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Speaker 1: you heard the question? I don't listen. I don't pass

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Speaker 1: gas at work. I don't. I'm not talking about work,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about in general. I need to know right now,

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Speaker 1: when was the last time that you broke wind? I

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Speaker 1: don't like I don't know half an hour ago? I mean,

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Speaker 1: why do you need to know that? Why do I

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Speaker 1: not need to know that? Why do you need to

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Speaker 1: know that? Well, this is an investigation into your farts? No,

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Speaker 1: you know why. This is ridiculous. This is like abusive,

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Speaker 1: this is this is not proper employment toptics or whatever

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Speaker 1: you want to call it. I mean, this is not cool.

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Speaker 1: I need you to describe what your last fart smelled

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Speaker 1: like so I can match it up to the report.

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Speaker 1: What no, are you? That's crazy? I've never heard of

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Speaker 1: anyone getting called out at work because of farting. Would

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Speaker 1: you want to describe your fart? On the radio. What

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Speaker 1: what can I convince you to describe your fart on

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Speaker 1: a morning radio program? What the fuck is going on here?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving aty two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Your manager Frank set you up. Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? He said, you guys are always joking around

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Speaker 1: about farting in front of customers. Oh my god. I

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Speaker 1: was like, I was like, I was racking my brains.

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Speaker 1: I didn't figure out when I farted in front of

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Speaker 1: a customer. Oh my god. Week up every morning with

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Speaker 1: j phone taps weekday morning on the twent