WEBVTT - #158: Crash, Boom, Bang! 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:08.400 Startuft Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, Brooklyn Buys, 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:15.400 start Up. They make it noise doat Up? Start Up? 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:20.640 Episode one, It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. You messed up 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:23.239 again two weeks and are all no. I didn't. I 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:25.680 sent you the boys and back in Town jingle so 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:27.159 that you could play it this week. I said, oh, 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:29.080 we'll make up for a lot of people asked for 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:31.680 it last weekend. But we're not back in town. We've 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:34.400 been in town like two weeks now. So I made 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:36.839 him off. I left town. I made a conscious effort 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:39.919 and it is a conscious desiven decision to not play it. 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:42.239 I knew it was there. I have it. I had it. 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:45.080 I could have gone to a Ruba. You don't know 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:48.080 where I've been. Yeah, in these COVID times. Come on, 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:53.880 come on, the next time we're on vacation. Okay, guess 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:57.320 what April I mean we get off for MLK Day 0:00:57.360 --> 0:00:59.680 next week. That's not a vacation. We didn't. We're not 0:00:59.760 --> 0:01:03.600 missing a day. The next time we miss a week, 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:07.399 which will be no, it's February. We have President's Week 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:10.039 off the Morning Show, Elvis Duran. We will all be 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:12.280 off for the week of President's Week. That's the week 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:16.320 of the fourteen, that's Valentine's Day Week. What you got 0:01:16.400 --> 0:01:19.240 you got anything plan for Valentine's What are your big plans? Day? Broody? 0:01:21.840 --> 0:01:25.039 That was my plan? I said, I just you know what, 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:28.240 this year, I might be joining you doing that, because, yeah, 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:30.080 I mean, where am I going to go? I'm screwed. 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:32.119 You can't can't take your girlfriend to a strip club 0:01:32.200 --> 0:01:35.600 or a Victoria's Secret fashion show. All the other big 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:38.560 things you've done for your girlfriend, big big holiday for me, 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.000 they we're all just created, created for hall Mark. I mean, 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:46.600 let's face it, well, listen, last Valentine's Day was right 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:49.440 before the pandemic shut everything down. Yeah, I mean we 0:01:49.440 --> 0:01:52.760 were in the pandemic, but it hadn't gotten to pandemic levels. 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:56.640 We didn't even know it. Speaking speaking of which, we're 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:59.160 we're a couple of months away from a year since 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:02.000 we've been in studio, and I think I talked about 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:05.200 this the day we got sent home. We all left 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:07.560 at the same time, and Nate, who was one of 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:09.880 the other producers on the show, was right behind me. 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:13.120 And I rolled through, like I said, I rolled through 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:15.760 a red light. I slowed down like two miles an hour. 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:18.640 There was no because it was there was Yeah, there 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:22.360 was no one on the street because it was a pandemic. 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:26.760 So I was like okay, and I signaled I made 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:29.320 it right because Nate was right behind me. Don't want 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:32.520 to stop short anyway, And the guy was on a 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:36.360 scooter on the sidewalk, came flying on the turn, cutting 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:38.239 aid off, almost caused an accident. Was like a Paul 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:41.600 Blart mall cop kind of scooter. No, no, no, it 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:43.720 was it was. It was a Limbretta. I believe that's 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:46.560 the name of the company. Anyway. Uh my father used 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:49.280 to ride one, So shut your face anyway. So he 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:51.520 gave me a t I'm not insulting it. I'm just 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:55.680 no no. So that was March of twenty my court 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:58.520 date because I pled. I pled not guilty because if 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:00.440 you plead not guilty, you can go to court and 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:03.720 at the time they'll let your plea bargain, pay the 0:03:03.800 --> 0:03:06.440 fine and not get any points. Because I told the 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:08.359 officer I don't want to rehash. You guys all heard this, 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:11.280 you listen in order. Anyway, the court day got bumped 0:03:11.320 --> 0:03:16.720 from I want to say July to October, and then 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:20.880 from October to February next month. Now, when does it 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:23.600 go from February to thrown away? Because it's well but no, 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:28.079 it went from February now to uh July or August, 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:31.480 so it'll be a year and a half almost from 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:34.440 the time I went through had got the ticket before 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:36.360 I go to court, if they honor that court, you're 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:39.360 ready to defend yourself in court, dude, I've I've defended 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:41.160 myself in court before. I was pretty law. I'm great. 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:43.760 I haven't lost yet. You know who else defended themselves 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:48.839 in court? The dating game Killer? Yeah, well, I mean 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:51.720 you gotta have some set of balls and be some 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:55.400 kind of psychopaths of the crazies do that to defend 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:58.480 yourself in court. But that's like other crazy people have 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:02.720 done that. They all wos. By the way, if there's 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:04.120 one guy who did it and wand you know, off 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:06.360 to tweet me, but most of them lose. Most I mean, 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:08.720 how do you keep up with all the paperwork and 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:12.280 all the cross examination. I mean, you're destined to like 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:16.279 choke up or hang yourself for perjury. Nobody knows you well, yeah, 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:18.800 nobody knows your case better than you. But there's a 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:22.560 guy on TikTok. He's um, he's I think his name 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:31.120 is like um Internet lawyer or lawyer explainer, something like that. Lawyer. Yeah, 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:34.520 it's a good looking guy. Anyway, he'll he'll explain whatever 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:36.560 is going on in the world. So like he'll explain 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:40.480 the impeachment trial going on. But a couple of days ago, Um, 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:43.440 the lawyers for one of the guys that attacked the capitol, 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:46.360 right the I think it was the podium guy took 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:49.760 uh Speaker Pelosi's podium then waved like, oh that the 0:04:49.800 --> 0:04:53.960 podium and then put it on eBay. I mean, at 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:58.320 that point, you're begging to get caught, right. So his lawyers, 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:01.479 who by the way, they're not that it was a replica. Yeah, 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:04.479 they're not the best lawyers in the world. I mean, granted, 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:07.240 this guy's not gonna hire like New York slick, you know, 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:10.160 ten thousand dollars a day lawyers. But their lawyers have 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:13.320 been going on TV shows and podcasts and the news 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:17.440 and cable news to defend him. But you can't defend 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:20.600 him because he did it. So they're saying things like, well, yeah, 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:22.920 he was in the Capitol and he had the podium, 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:25.600 but he didn't do worse things right anyway, This is 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:28.240 this intimate lawyer was analyzing their their press conference they 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:31.559 held today where they're basically admitting everything, and he's yelling 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:34.120 at the video, going don't say that, don't say I 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:38.599 just say no comment. TikTok, tiktoki. So he's a lawyer, 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:40.680 so he's on the top of the screen, split screen, 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:42.280 and they're on the bottom. I feel like this is 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:46.280 Mystery Science Theater three thousand, where he would watch like 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:49.960 a really shitty film from I was talking, was talking 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:53.640 about MST three K just yesterday with my friend Jeff 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:56.880 and three king. You didn't know that he would sit 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:59.840 in the movie theater and they would have the silhouettes 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:03.720 and then they would throw in voiceover comments about what 0:06:03.760 --> 0:06:05.680 the hell is going on the screen and how preposterous 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:09.119 it looks, and show will you yell at the screen, 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:12.880 and then they would do it brilliant comments that they wrote. 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:15.479 You know, it was all, wasn't. I feel like TikTok 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:17.920 lawyer guy on the internet is doing the same thing 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:21.480 as they did, Like he was. He was every time 0:06:21.760 --> 0:06:23.800 they answered the question, He's like, you don't say that, 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:26.159 you don't say even if they have proof. You don't 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:28.480 admit it. They're like, well, yeah, he was holding the podium, 0:06:28.520 --> 0:06:34.120 went shut up. Well, I'm just I'm just trying to 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:37.320 put this together as a visual. I want to see 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:39.440 if I could find it. If I liked the video, 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:41.520 then I'll be able to play the audio. Let me 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:43.479 say I can find the audio. And some people will 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:45.680 defend anyone if you think about it, you know, I 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:49.960 mean you alayer. Some lawyers are real sleezebags. They're like whatever, 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:52.680 I know, I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna win either way. 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:55.120 You know they get them They win because they get 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:59.400 the money. You know that they paid right. Uh? Where 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:01.479 were we? Well, I was trying to find the video. 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:04.400 I think I liked it. If I liked it, then 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:05.800 I'll be able to play the sound because I didn't 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:08.159 save it in my favorites. Yeah, so let me see 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:10.160 only it says only you can change only you can 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:12.880 see which videos you liked. Yes, I'm may what are 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:17.440 you doing? That's weird? Well it doesn't think it, I 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:20.680 don't know, it doesn't. It won't show my likes. I 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:23.920 had a major scare yesterday on Instagram at aut of Nowhere, 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:28.160 Brody the my follow my follower count went from a 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:31.960 hundred eighty nine thousand to one thousand, and then it 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:35.720 showed me following three hundred more people than I really 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:40.000 was following on its own. I I contacted our our 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:43.360 boy Tony and I you know who runs social I'm like, dude, 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:47.440 what is going on? Some my my, uh my, my 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:50.920 Instagram is possessed? He said, you know something, he I 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:52.760 think I thought it was taken over by people. He 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:55.880 said to me, it's it's probably a bunch of bots. 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:59.320 He says, you probably gave a very spammy app permission 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:03.360 to use your Instagram. Uh yeah, and and and then 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:05.480 he says, so anyway, if if you have a problem 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:08.480 with Instagram and things look weird, the best thing to 0:08:08.520 --> 0:08:11.680 do is to log onto Instagram on your computer. Who 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:15.600 knew you can log on your on your computer. Yeah, 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:17.880 you know, but most people just associated with their phone 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:19.480 and that's the end of it. And it doesn't even 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:22.280 like you to open it any other way because even 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:25.040 if you try and open it online, like through Safari 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:27.040 or one of these our Internet Explorer on your phone, 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:29.600 it immediately goes to the apps, like don't you mean 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:31.640 you want to open it here? So it's like it's tough, 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:34.000 but truth, you can set it not to do that 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:36.240 so well. In truth be told, if if you go 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:39.199 to if you go open your Instagram from the web browser, 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:42.120 you can you can actually revoke access to all these 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:45.640 other apps from the past that it have access. Facebook 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:48.640 does that too, well, will revoke all the access and 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:50.960 then guess what, you know, your problem goes away. And 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:53.520 that's I used my I used my un followed app 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:57.000 to see who unfollowed me on Twitter recently, and I 0:08:57.000 --> 0:09:00.760 had like four follows, So bye bye to the hundred 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:04.080 and twenty that were like legitimate followers. I'm sorry, but 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:06.599 a lot of them were like suspended accounts. Well that's it. 0:09:06.720 --> 0:09:08.439 There's a lot of bots. There are a lot of bots. 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:10.800 I was told that they're silencing my first amendment. I'm 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:12.960 just kidding, Okay. I found the I found the lawyer. 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:15.240 He's DJ legal Eagle. Let me see if I could 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:21.240 play the audio here, hold on EJ legal Eagle. Yeah, 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:25.079 what is it not playing the audio? Why it's weird? 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:28.959 Am I on bluetooth? Still? Gee? I could have pulled 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:30.440 it up from here on my bluetooth. Who could have 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:32.959 made it sound crystal clear? And stereo with my six thousand, 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:38.439 three point seven million. I think that's what it is. 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:41.920 What is it the lotto? It goes up every time 0:09:41.960 --> 0:09:44.200 we talked about of course it goes out every time. Yeah, 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:46.360 it's not worth that much. Okay, here it is. Hold on, 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:49.760 here it is you have to factor into as a kid. 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:52.160 Here we go, I'll get the beginning. Okay, fine, I'll 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:54.800 watch it. Part of what you have to, you know, 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:56.679 factor into is again you just have to drill down 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:58.800 on what actually happened. You have a photograph for a client, 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:02.560 you know, Um, why why are you Why are you 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:05.720 admitting that you don't have to admit the authenticity authorized 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:08.440 to be there with? Why are you admitting that no 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:10.319 one appurs to be a quoting or electron I'm next, 0:10:10.360 --> 0:10:13.360 I sure which one it is called. We have obviously 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:15.679 that presents problems for using per passage and that you 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:20.280 have client in the building at the time of breaking. Yeah, 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:23.200 I don't know that you know how to else explain that, 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:25.000 But yeah, that's that's that would be a problem. Not 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:27.600 a magician and bigness. So yeah, we've got a photograph 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:29.920 of work. I mean, he's not wrong. That has a 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:37.320 huge problem this is some mystery science anyway. Yeah, so 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:39.240 that's exactly what that is. But it's sort of like 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:41.280 Brady Bunch style. He's in the box above and he's 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:45.160 looking down. But the lawyer actually goes, well, there's a 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:47.120 picture I'm holding the lectern inside the capital. I guess 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:50.120 that's a problem. He's like, yea, does this guy do 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:51.960 this to a lot for a lot of stuff? I mean? 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:53.720 Or is he just is he like the you know, 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:56.480 internet TikTok lawyer and everybody goes he's on Apparently he's 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:59.080 the YouTube lawyer, and I love it. I love I 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:03.559 gotta follow this guy like illegal, all right, we should 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:06.680 we should seek him out, maybe get him on anything 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:09.600 going on in the world, he explains, But this particular 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:11.320 one he's yelling at, don't say that, you know. I 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:13.679 did make a I did make a reference to the 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:16.120 dating game Killer, but I want to let you know that. 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.679 You gotta watch it, Brody, Oh my god, I'm obsessed. 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:23.559 It was on ABC last week, and it takes you 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:25.400 through If you don't know what the dating game was, 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:28.000 it was a popular game in the seventies where a 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:32.800 bachelorette would choose three eligible bachelor's um and by asking 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:35.080 them questions but not seeing them, but the audience got 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:36.800 to see everybody, so that was the fun part. And 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:38.560 at the end, the one she picks, she gets to 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:40.839 meet live on stage, really cute, and then they send 0:11:40.880 --> 0:11:45.200 them away to Tahiti or some stupid place. Acapulco. Well, 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:48.320 the Dating Game killer was a guy, a serial killer 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:50.520 from the seventies, similar to like the ones you know, 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:52.960 like the the Son of Sam's of the World and 0:11:53.000 --> 0:11:57.120 these you know, these other ones. Uh, that is he 0:11:57.120 --> 0:12:00.240 he went. He was so brazen, he was already ten 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:02.520 years into his killing spree. And the motherfucker turns out 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:04.960 he was so so sure of himself. He gets on 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:07.640 the dating game and he goes on national TV, and 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:10.280 he wins, and and then he continues on his He 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:12.120 never went on the date, he never killed, He didn't 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:14.560 kill that girl, thank thankfully. But he goes on and 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:17.719 continues on this killing spree all around America. And this 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:21.079 wasn't a time before DNA testing. Um And they show 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:23.160 how they pieced it all together and how these little 0:12:23.200 --> 0:12:26.400 clues here and there. But he would murder people in 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:30.000 the most like bludgeon them in the most glory ways, anyway, 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:32.240 I I you know me, Brodie, I don't like this ship. 0:12:32.360 --> 0:12:34.360 I know, I don't even watch TV, but I was 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:36.560 sucked in because I was watching Shark Tank last week 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:38.600 and then it rolled. It did that, they were rolled 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:41.480 right into the next program, and within three minutes I 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:47.360 was hooked. So he got overlapping overlapping credits scam right 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:50.240 while the credits are rolling, or that they're showing you 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:53.120 pictures and video of like you know, outtakes and stuff 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:55.720 of the scene of the end they roll in the 0:12:55.760 --> 0:13:00.640 next shows. You're like, how am I watching this? But Brodie, 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:04.160 definitely definitely watch it. I think it's not going to 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:07.880 Why not because I have seventy three shows ahead of it. 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:12.160 In what I want to watch Queen's gambit, I gotta 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:16.760 watch wait, wait, wait, what what determines the pecking order 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:21.240 of your seventy three shows? Okay, so I have a 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:24.480 ton of shows on my DVRs that I'm behind on UM, 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:27.440 two seasons behind on Westworld. That's more important to me. 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:31.520 One Divisions coming out on Marvel on Disney Plus on Friday. 0:13:31.520 --> 0:13:34.079 I gotta watch that before Everything Star Wars and Marvel 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:37.680 jumped to the head. UM. I gotta start watching Ship's Creek. 0:13:38.080 --> 0:13:40.480 I'll start from season. You'll you'll you'll never you'll never 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:43.440 watch this, you'll never watch, never watch I said that 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:45.520 I never watched it's not on my But the thing 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:47.880 about about Dating Game, and just again, if you haven't 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:49.960 haven't seen, just go look up online to Dating Game 0:13:50.200 --> 0:13:53.000 watch clips on YouTube. It was either a bachelorette or 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:55.280 a bachelor, a guy or girl who would ask questions 0:13:55.320 --> 0:14:00.079 of three people of the ope, right, right, But but 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:03.160 but here's the thing. Some people who are now big 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:07.360 celebrities went on that show before they were celebrities. Either 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:09.720 either they did it to get like a TV exposure, 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:11.920 or they or they were looking to get a date. 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:15.280 So people like Steve Martin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Fara force At, 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:18.679 Tom Sellick, John Riddter, Sally Field, um, a lot of them, 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:24.880 Michael Richards from Cramer, you know, and christ All. Kirsty 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:27.960 Alley was was on Dating Game. She was also on 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:33.000 Match Game. She was a game show whore. So to speak, uh, 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:35.280 well again, you canna say, oh, I'm not calling hard who. 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:39.360 She was a game show addict back in the day 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:41.280 before she was famous. So you know this thing I 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:46.400 wonder if you know what. It reminds me of the 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:50.320 time when when I went on Blind Date. Oh my god, people, 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:51.960 a lot of people don't know this, and you can 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:55.000 google it. It's out there. It's on YouTube. Scary Jones 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:58.080 on Blind Date and I went on a date with 0:14:58.400 --> 0:14:59.640 I went on the TV show if you remember it 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:03.160 was from was popular in the two thousand's early two thousands, 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:05.280 where again they would set someone up on a date 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:08.520 and then we they cameras would follow us to dinner 0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:11.000 and then hopefully to the hot tub late at night whatever, 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:14.000 and then hopefully it turns sexy and things like that, 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:16.640 and then they have us back on. They have us 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:19.120 back on to to talk about our experiences and if 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:22.040 we go out with the person again. Well, I went 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:24.480 on the show just for Hey, what the hell, I 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:26.600 don't care, I'm single, and I'm I want to go 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:28.760 on because you know, part of it's an expansion of 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:31.920 you uttered the famous line that we play all the 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:34.560 time on the show, which we don't have the clip 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:37.000 for here, But the girl said, what do you do 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:40.040 for a living? And you said, Scary, I'm a DJ, 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:45.280 I'm a radio personality of those things. Well, anyway, so 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:49.520 But my my larger point is I later come to 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:53.960 find out here comes the spoiler that she at the 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:55.960 end of the day, after all was said and done, 0:15:56.480 --> 0:16:01.280 we exchange numbers. She was nothing more or than a 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:05.960 you know, a wanna be Hollywood actress, and that was 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:09.680 her thing. She was. She would actually do the circuit. 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:13.320 So there was games like called Um, like fifth Wheel. 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:15.760 There was all those dating games of the time, like 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:18.960 the Love Connections, and she she would turn up on 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:21.880 all these shows just to get phace time for thirty 0:16:21.880 --> 0:16:26.000 minutes on a syndicated TV show. So so she wasn't 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:28.440 really wanting to date Scary Jones or even the guy 0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:31.600 behind Scary Jones. She she just wanted, Hey, I just 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:33.280 want what you're using as you're excuse to why she 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:37.040 didn't want to date you. Well, I'm just I'm going 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:39.000 with this because really didn't want to date me because 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:42.240 she was looking for a celebrity years. But they're the 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:45.320 people of that era, and again I'm sure that still exists, 0:16:45.560 --> 0:16:47.680 like hello, like the Bachelor that's on TV right now, 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:51.320 all the all the the real motive, their big agenda 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:54.880 is to really just become famous and get on hopefully 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:57.160 someone discovers them that way and then they get their 0:16:57.160 --> 0:17:04.520 own film or city Dolm. But I'll go I'll go 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:07.600 one better for you. So you know those um morey 0:17:07.720 --> 0:17:12.240 shows and uh, what's the guy's name? Uh, the Glasses, 0:17:12.480 --> 0:17:15.560 Jerry Sperry, Jerry Springer, all those people that go on, 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:18.200 most of them they're like, oh you know, I broke 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:19.960 up my husband or all those people who go on 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:22.360 like look like trash. A lot of them are actors. 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:24.919 So when I used to do comedy in my sketch 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:27.080 comedy group, and we used to perform a lot of 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:30.640 the comics I worked with, like Lisa Lampanelli, good friend 0:17:30.680 --> 0:17:34.800 of mine, right, her husband went on I think Springer 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:36.879 or one of them with another comic who was in 0:17:36.920 --> 0:17:39.399 my group, my friend Carry. They went on as a 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:42.439 couple who was having marital problems or something. But but 0:17:42.480 --> 0:17:44.840 they weren't. They were just giving a script and they 0:17:44.840 --> 0:17:48.199 went up and acted it and they weren't right. My 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:51.000 friend Craig who I uh, who I talked about last week, 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:53.680 By the way, I promoted his video off the Cuff, 0:17:54.080 --> 0:17:58.119 his healthy cooking show on YouTube most watched episode so 0:17:58.200 --> 0:18:00.720 far from him, Thank you slice that checked it out 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:03.600 a bunch you tweeted at me and commented. Um leave 0:18:03.680 --> 0:18:06.600 comments on his YouTube page that I sent you, and 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:10.200 make sure to hit the subscribe button. Yeah, like, subscribe, 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:12.720 like and like and subscribe. I'm in the video a 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:16.040 couple of times. He used some of my outtakes from 0:18:16.040 --> 0:18:19.159 my uh my, my top five list. He actually used 0:18:19.160 --> 0:18:21.199 to but he didn't use my my my foot, my 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:24.080 foot joke unfortunately. But it's worth watching. He's a good 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:26.720 guy and it's entertains not a struggling actor trying to 0:18:26.720 --> 0:18:29.800 make it big. He just just has a no no, no, 0:18:29.800 --> 0:18:31.840 no no. He is a struggling actor trying to make 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:36.159 it yoube Yes, he's a comedian, but now he he 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:38.200 moved down to l A for pilot season like twelve 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:42.600 fifteen years like he wants Sinfeld. He's an actor. He's 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:45.240 been in a couple of independent films. He's been in commercials. 0:18:45.240 --> 0:18:47.720 He's been on SNL in the background, he's been on 0:18:47.800 --> 0:18:50.200 Law and Order. He's been on some shows. He's an actor. Yeah, alright, 0:18:50.240 --> 0:18:54.600 watches YouTube channel. He's also my buddy. So YouTube can 0:18:54.640 --> 0:18:57.159 make it. YouTube can make people famous. I mean they 0:18:57.240 --> 0:18:59.200 made a lot of people famous, a lot of people 0:18:59.200 --> 0:19:02.200 are famous. Lot of people speaking of famous. Last week, 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:05.199 I told you how the other David Brodie went on 0:19:05.240 --> 0:19:07.800 television and I got shipped for it. I'm Dave Brodie, Sam, 0:19:07.800 --> 0:19:12.120 the real Brodie. The other Dave Brodie's are just imitating. Well, 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:15.280 the real Dave Brodie please stand up. Yep, that will 0:19:15.320 --> 0:19:17.440 be you. And again quick reminder, I wrote the Greg 0:19:17.440 --> 0:19:21.560 Brady Barry Williams parody to that that he performed on 0:19:21.600 --> 0:19:24.840 the American Music Awards. Maybe yeah, you don't. He didn't 0:19:24.840 --> 0:19:27.480 give me any money for that anyway. So that David 0:19:27.520 --> 0:19:32.560 Brodie the Christian Broadcasting Network, Fox News guy, Um, so 0:19:32.640 --> 0:19:35.520 he's he's got a different he has David Brodie CBN. 0:19:35.600 --> 0:19:38.800 I believe right, Christian Broadcasting Network is his name. I'm 0:19:38.880 --> 0:19:42.879 at David Brodie. Okay. Now, if you're at David Brodie 0:19:42.880 --> 0:19:45.480 and you and and a new new app opens up, 0:19:45.560 --> 0:19:49.520 you take your name right, you take the same always. 0:19:49.520 --> 0:19:52.600 So there's an app that's been getting a lot of attention. 0:19:53.560 --> 0:19:55.840 It's sort of, let's say, an alternative to Facebook for 0:19:55.920 --> 0:19:58.640 some people who have some alternative ideas of social media. 0:19:58.800 --> 0:20:01.399 Already got dropped off of stores. It just got dropped 0:20:01.440 --> 0:20:04.960 from app stores. Right, you beg ends with a p anyway, 0:20:05.160 --> 0:20:08.560 he of course has an account on that app, but 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:12.040 instead of using at David Brodie CBN, he took at 0:20:12.119 --> 0:20:19.119 David Brodie perfect, scary, scary. This is so fitting, by 0:20:19.160 --> 0:20:22.320 the way, I love. This is pure torture for you. Yes, 0:20:22.560 --> 0:20:24.760 I know when you say, like a new app comes out, 0:20:24.800 --> 0:20:26.960 I rushed to get my name. I always rushed to 0:20:26.960 --> 0:20:30.240 get my name, whether right, whether it's I got on Triller, 0:20:30.440 --> 0:20:34.240 I got on a stereo where every app is. I 0:20:34.280 --> 0:20:36.080 don't care if the apps are going to be a failure, 0:20:36.119 --> 0:20:38.080 if it's Key, if it's the new line app, or 0:20:38.119 --> 0:20:40.879 if it's Feed with a pH. I gotta go on 0:20:40.960 --> 0:20:43.880 there and get claimed. The name claimed may not get 0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:46.320 I did not get TikTok, but I'm gonna get it. 0:20:46.320 --> 0:20:48.800 Because the guy doesn't use it. You gotta go on quick. 0:20:49.760 --> 0:20:51.800 I know I'm gonna power struggle him. I'm gonna get it. 0:20:52.040 --> 0:20:58.280 So anyway, so people started tweeting Paul or Paul already 0:20:58.320 --> 0:21:00.600 said the name Yeah, comments you would find on that 0:21:00.640 --> 0:21:03.320 app at me asking if I was the one from 0:21:03.560 --> 0:21:06.160 the guy they wanted, and they're like, oh, is this 0:21:06.240 --> 0:21:08.679 is you on the right, So I tweeted at him, 0:21:08.720 --> 0:21:11.879 and I said, hey man, other David Brody, can you 0:21:11.920 --> 0:21:15.040 please keep your your your names, your screen names consistent 0:21:15.800 --> 0:21:19.479 because you took my screen name from all social media 0:21:20.040 --> 0:21:23.240 and used it on that other app, and now you're 0:21:23.280 --> 0:21:25.800 just opening both of us up from more confusion. It 0:21:25.840 --> 0:21:29.960 would be it would actually behoove a person to just 0:21:29.960 --> 0:21:35.240 stay consistent if you, let's say you get John Underscore mahoney. 0:21:35.920 --> 0:21:38.040 You got that, okay, and it happens to be that's 0:21:38.040 --> 0:21:39.679 what you got on Instagram, and then you want to 0:21:39.920 --> 0:21:43.359 join other ones. Be even if John Mahoney is available, 0:21:43.560 --> 0:21:47.280 be John Underscore Mahoney everywhere. So this way it's just 0:21:47.400 --> 0:21:51.560 one message, right, yeah, or take both of them so 0:21:51.600 --> 0:21:53.520 that if people make a mistake, you still see that 0:21:53.560 --> 0:21:56.200 they hit you up. Yeah. So anyway, so I'm looking 0:21:56.200 --> 0:21:59.440 forward if that app of us resurfaces, I'll have more 0:21:59.480 --> 0:22:01.920 stories for one. So I did not get the name 0:22:01.960 --> 0:22:05.080 on that app. There you go, very nice. So yeah, 0:22:05.119 --> 0:22:06.760 here we are on a Wednesday night doing this again 0:22:07.080 --> 0:22:09.479 because because we want to now now we did on 0:22:09.520 --> 0:22:12.919 Monday night. We gotta talk about that really quick. Um 0:22:12.960 --> 0:22:15.080 on Monday great time, and I sucked up great time 0:22:15.119 --> 0:22:17.360 and I sucked up. We uh scary and I did 0:22:17.560 --> 0:22:21.080 a live show we told you last week. Now, keep 0:22:21.119 --> 0:22:25.400 in mind there are many many, many many many many 0:22:25.440 --> 0:22:29.560 many many many many many many six digits slices. Okay 0:22:29.640 --> 0:22:32.240 that listen to this podcast again. We were top five 0:22:32.280 --> 0:22:38.399 of the radio countdown, UM eight seven of you roughly 0:22:39.600 --> 0:22:42.080 seven live at the peak at the time in the 0:22:42.160 --> 0:22:47.680 room listening at the time of the live because we 0:22:47.720 --> 0:22:50.800 did this live right, loved it, loved our love the 0:22:50.800 --> 0:22:53.320 show we did. Um. In fact, we're gonna post the 0:22:53.359 --> 0:22:56.280 audio as a bonus podcast for you later in the weeks. 0:22:56.280 --> 0:22:58.440 You'll have a second episode. It's over an hour. You'll 0:22:58.480 --> 0:23:00.679 enjoy it. It's good stuff where people got to interact 0:23:00.680 --> 0:23:04.520 and ask us questions whatever. However, there's a contest going 0:23:04.560 --> 0:23:06.600 on on this app because it's new and they're trying 0:23:06.600 --> 0:23:10.000 to encourage people to get listeners. So whoever has the 0:23:10.080 --> 0:23:13.240 most anybody can enter it, like you can. You listening 0:23:13.320 --> 0:23:15.240 right now, could go on, start a quick podcast with 0:23:15.280 --> 0:23:17.359 somebody else and get on and see how many and 0:23:17.640 --> 0:23:20.560 enter this content wait till we win. So the top 0:23:20.680 --> 0:23:26.080 ten highest listeners ships at any moment win money. Right. 0:23:26.480 --> 0:23:27.960 I think we told you we wout a hundred dollars 0:23:28.040 --> 0:23:30.119 last week because we had twenty eight on the first 0:23:30.119 --> 0:23:32.680 episode we did right, So at the peak we had 0:23:32.720 --> 0:23:35.920 eighty seven listeners, which is nice. It's fine. We controlled 0:23:36.000 --> 0:23:40.480 the leaderboard at the of that time. Right now, listen, 0:23:40.680 --> 0:23:43.639 if all the slices listened at one point, we would dominate, 0:23:44.040 --> 0:23:45.600 and the and the and the main prize is like 0:23:45.640 --> 0:23:47.960 a hundred thousand dollars, we could easily get to the 0:23:48.000 --> 0:23:51.199 second place fifty or thirst whatever it is. But but 0:23:51.480 --> 0:23:54.240 where we were. If you guys all went to the 0:23:54.240 --> 0:23:55.800 app and we said we're gonna be there Monday and 0:23:55.800 --> 0:23:58.080 he did it, we would anyway. So those of you 0:23:58.119 --> 0:23:59.680 that showed up, we had a great time with you. 0:24:00.160 --> 0:24:02.840 Uh somebody has a crush on me left me three voicemails. 0:24:03.400 --> 0:24:05.360 That's great. Yeah, okay, are you getting to the part 0:24:05.400 --> 0:24:08.000 where you fucked up? Yes, I'm getting to it right now. 0:24:08.400 --> 0:24:11.120 But because because we were, we were in contention for 0:24:11.280 --> 0:24:18.840 let's say it, five five thousand dollars, right if if 0:24:18.840 --> 0:24:22.439 we held the number one spot. Okay, So, by the way, 0:24:24.160 --> 0:24:26.600 that would be fucking amazing if that happened. I don't 0:24:26.600 --> 0:24:29.439 expect it. That's not why we did right. I'm a 0:24:29.480 --> 0:24:31.800 fan of comedian Jeff Ross. You know him as the 0:24:31.880 --> 0:24:34.520 Roastmaster General on Comedy Central. And I think I told 0:24:34.520 --> 0:24:36.320 the story how I met him at a pool and 0:24:36.320 --> 0:24:38.240 he was like a great, yeah, right, I told it 0:24:38.320 --> 0:24:41.760 last week. So I went and I listened to the 0:24:41.760 --> 0:24:44.280 podcast for about an hour that he was doing with 0:24:44.320 --> 0:24:47.840 his buddy. Uh. I won't say podcast. The live show 0:24:47.880 --> 0:24:49.600 they did on on the app, on the stereo app 0:24:50.200 --> 0:24:52.000 this no, no no, This was Monday, after we got off 0:24:52.000 --> 0:24:55.600 the air and after we our show ended. So at 0:24:55.640 --> 0:24:57.679 the height after height of their show, they had twenty 0:24:57.680 --> 0:25:00.760 eight listeners, but they had like seven people listening, but 0:25:00.800 --> 0:25:04.480 people doesn't matter. Twenty eight people. I listened for an hour. 0:25:04.880 --> 0:25:07.000 I sent him some messages. I made him laugh. He 0:25:07.040 --> 0:25:09.480 followed me, he's like this guy David Brody, he's funny. 0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:12.160 I'm following. It made him laugh. I even told him 0:25:12.200 --> 0:25:15.880 the story in the recorded message about how he met 0:25:15.880 --> 0:25:18.080 me and kind of like was like, great, but you 0:25:18.119 --> 0:25:23.639 have to picture this. We're in the lead with a seveners. Okay, 0:25:23.880 --> 0:25:26.440 So Tuesday, Tuesday, I go to cost called my friend 0:25:26.560 --> 0:25:28.960 Jeff and I'm telling him about the stereo app whatever, 0:25:29.520 --> 0:25:34.880 and alright, man, so I opened the app and I said, look, 0:25:34.960 --> 0:25:36.800 this is a show going on right now. It's it's 0:25:36.880 --> 0:25:40.159 Jeff Ross. He's on again. Let's listen to listten. So 0:25:40.240 --> 0:25:41.960 I listen. I listened for a second, but I don't 0:25:42.000 --> 0:25:44.439 pay attention and you and now you're registered as a listener, 0:25:45.200 --> 0:25:48.919 right right. So so I get off real quick and 0:25:48.920 --> 0:25:51.800 I showed him the leaderboard and it and it shows 0:25:52.080 --> 0:25:55.840 that Jeff Ross has now eight listens. I put him 0:25:55.880 --> 0:25:59.240 over the top. My stupid putting him on for a second, 0:25:59.840 --> 0:26:05.440 I the wrong time, moved him up over listener to 0:26:05.800 --> 0:26:11.240 just enter the rules, Like, what's this a thousand dollars? 0:26:11.840 --> 0:26:14.480 No three thousand dollars? No? No from five thousand and 0:26:14.480 --> 0:26:18.680 four thousand. No okay no no, no time. Now someone 0:26:18.720 --> 0:26:21.600 else has eight. We moved We're now back to the 0:26:21.640 --> 0:26:24.119 thousand dollars. See, the thing is, it's almost like I'm 0:26:24.119 --> 0:26:26.359 not gonna say it's a scamboni, but it's like it 0:26:26.520 --> 0:26:28.960 wants you to kind of achieve to the top and 0:26:29.000 --> 0:26:31.399 just keep doing shows, keep doing shows. Now that you 0:26:31.400 --> 0:26:34.440 can't add each tee you by the end of the week, 0:26:34.440 --> 0:26:36.160 we're going to be down to like a hundred dollars 0:26:36.160 --> 0:26:39.400 each guarantee it, because the point is, the point is 0:26:39.760 --> 0:26:41.920 you fucking was the one who does. You're the one 0:26:41.960 --> 0:26:46.240 who made Jeff Ross have eight live listeners, and now 0:26:46.640 --> 0:26:49.840 you just always app. I'm afraid to open the app 0:26:49.920 --> 0:26:52.840 because at any moment it might be when he's on 0:26:53.320 --> 0:26:55.120 and I don't want to count. He's on right now, 0:26:55.240 --> 0:26:57.600 don't open the app because he's opening the app and 0:26:57.640 --> 0:27:00.360 you count as another listener. You can look at us. 0:27:00.440 --> 0:27:05.760 We are down to ten because Adam Carolla, Adam Carol, 0:27:06.840 --> 0:27:11.359 Adam Carolla entered the chat. So yeah, so Adam Carolla 0:27:11.400 --> 0:27:12.920 did a show. I could see who did the show 0:27:12.920 --> 0:27:15.560 with because the two guys Jeff Frost and his partner 0:27:15.720 --> 0:27:18.360 and Adam Carolla and his partner both had eighty eight. 0:27:18.359 --> 0:27:21.280 So the four of them are ahead of us and 0:27:21.280 --> 0:27:24.240 we're at good news is the good news is the 0:27:24.640 --> 0:27:27.560 eight and seven of both in a thousand. So I've 0:27:27.640 --> 0:27:31.280 now no longer cost us any money. Congratulated, Thank you. 0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:34.840 I feel better. I was like, oh my god, that 0:27:34.920 --> 0:27:37.480 was very funny. I don't know who this person is 0:27:37.520 --> 0:27:38.840 in the in the lead. I'm not going to promote 0:27:38.840 --> 0:27:40.760 them like you would, but I'm looking into two people 0:27:40.760 --> 0:27:43.440 in the lead and they're like, yeah, they got a podcast. 0:27:43.600 --> 0:27:48.000 We have a kick, all right, So so Intimation and 0:27:48.040 --> 0:27:50.000 we're gonna move on past it said, by the way, 0:27:50.040 --> 0:27:51.800 we were not just so you know, we didn't even 0:27:51.880 --> 0:27:53.919 know there was a contest going on for money. We 0:27:54.000 --> 0:27:56.440 just fell into that. We wanted to do this face slices, 0:27:56.520 --> 0:27:59.360 so so we ended up having a great time. It's 0:27:59.400 --> 0:28:02.160 a live it's a live podcast, and the best part 0:28:02.200 --> 0:28:06.320 of it is you get to drop in audio voicemails. 0:28:06.320 --> 0:28:08.360 So where you press a button, you'll leave a quick voicemail, 0:28:08.400 --> 0:28:10.560 it comes to us and then we play it out 0:28:10.600 --> 0:28:12.920 live and listen with all the rest of the listeners 0:28:12.920 --> 0:28:16.040 listening live on the podcast. It's like, I don't know what, 0:28:16.200 --> 0:28:17.399 I don't know when we're gonna have time to do 0:28:17.400 --> 0:28:21.160 it again. But we're gonna post the show a couple 0:28:21.200 --> 0:28:23.000 of days from now. So if you do go on 0:28:23.080 --> 0:28:25.800 the app it's the Stereo it's the Stereo app, and 0:28:25.800 --> 0:28:27.760 and follow us on there just just se you know. 0:28:27.800 --> 0:28:30.000 So the next time that we go on, we're all 0:28:30.040 --> 0:28:32.199 cocked and loaded and you'll get a notification when we 0:28:32.240 --> 0:28:34.479 go live. But a few weeks. It may be a 0:28:34.480 --> 0:28:36.720 few weeks, right, but we're trying to work some stuff out, 0:28:36.840 --> 0:28:39.360 all right. Um, we have sick a quick break and 0:28:39.360 --> 0:28:41.160 then we're gonna get into tell you what happened at 0:28:41.200 --> 0:28:46.360 Roots Chris Steakhouse. My mouth is watering because I love there. Yeah, 0:28:49.680 --> 0:28:52.680 I can think of not a not a sponsor. I 0:28:52.720 --> 0:28:56.120 have to have a moment with. Oh yeah, the sweet 0:28:56.120 --> 0:28:58.760 potato crack cast a role so good. Okay, that's what 0:28:58.840 --> 0:29:01.520 I was going there for. Again, just as a reminder 0:29:01.560 --> 0:29:07.000 of people, it's Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Ruth bought Ruth bought 0:29:07.120 --> 0:29:09.960 the Chris Steakhouse in New Orleans, or New Orleans and 0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:15.000 New Orleans, so it's Ruth's. It's not Ruth Chris, of course. 0:29:15.760 --> 0:29:19.040 And then she had a baby named baby Ruth. That's 0:29:19.080 --> 0:29:22.480 a candy bar, all right. So my wife was making 0:29:22.560 --> 0:29:25.200 steak over the weekend and she and so she says, 0:29:25.200 --> 0:29:27.520 I'm gonna we should get the side dishes from from 0:29:27.600 --> 0:29:32.360 Ruth's Chris. Can you go pick them up? Those days 0:29:32.360 --> 0:29:36.400 are over all right? So my my one two of 0:29:36.440 --> 0:29:39.480 my daughters love love love the sweepteato castrole, as do I. 0:29:40.040 --> 0:29:41.880 So we're like, I'll go get the sweephad of castroles 0:29:41.880 --> 0:29:44.280 some little potatoes or grotten a couple of things try 0:29:44.320 --> 0:29:48.400 to do at home, all right, So when to the 0:29:48.400 --> 0:29:51.000 way the app works is you order the food, you 0:29:51.080 --> 0:29:54.920 go to the location, okay, and when you get there, 0:29:55.240 --> 0:29:57.800 you click the link in the email they send you. 0:29:58.080 --> 0:29:59.640 It tells them you're here, and they bring the food out. 0:30:00.760 --> 0:30:03.920 So I parked by the entrance. Now, this particular Ruth's 0:30:04.000 --> 0:30:09.720 Chris is inside a hotel, okay in New Jersey. And 0:30:09.920 --> 0:30:12.480 when you go in, there's a little lobby you know, 0:30:12.560 --> 0:30:14.360 you know how like you go into places, there's doors 0:30:14.400 --> 0:30:17.560 that open automatically, and then it's like ten ft of 0:30:17.560 --> 0:30:19.640 a little lobby and then a second door opens. This 0:30:19.680 --> 0:30:22.880 way the wind doesn't blow into the lobby, okay, in 0:30:23.080 --> 0:30:28.720 in that um so okay. So I'm parked facing I'm 0:30:28.760 --> 0:30:30.920 off to the side, so i can see people walking in, 0:30:31.160 --> 0:30:33.520 but I can't see in the doors. I'm perpendicular to 0:30:33.560 --> 0:30:35.520 the opening of the of the place, right, and I'm 0:30:35.520 --> 0:30:38.320 watching people go in, and they're not bringing my food out. 0:30:38.360 --> 0:30:39.960 I hit the button, they not bring my foot out. 0:30:40.240 --> 0:30:42.640 So everybody's walking in. They get out of their cars 0:30:42.680 --> 0:30:46.080 and they're putting their masks on as they walk into 0:30:46.160 --> 0:30:49.160 the vestibule so that they're ready to go. Once they 0:30:49.160 --> 0:30:51.680 get into the second door by the for the hotel 0:30:52.240 --> 0:30:54.920 or the restaurant, I know where they're going. After a 0:30:54.960 --> 0:30:58.480 few minutes, this family, uh woman and her kids walk by, 0:30:58.800 --> 0:31:02.040 and this big, fat, mean looking guy is I guess 0:31:02.080 --> 0:31:05.520 he was locking up the car. He's walking about ten 0:31:05.600 --> 0:31:08.840 ft behind them. They have their masks on. He doesn't. 0:31:09.520 --> 0:31:11.600 And I see him walk in, like, oh, I hope 0:31:11.640 --> 0:31:13.280 that guy is in an anti mask or he's gonna 0:31:13.280 --> 0:31:15.280 cause a problem, because I don't want to walk into 0:31:15.280 --> 0:31:17.560 the restaurant and have him like be a fight going on. 0:31:18.840 --> 0:31:22.360 So they walk in and out of the corner of 0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:25.600 the window of the front doors, I see something is 0:31:25.600 --> 0:31:28.720 now on the floor, something white. There's a white sign 0:31:28.800 --> 0:31:31.600 or like cardboard or something on the floor that like 0:31:31.640 --> 0:31:33.760 I could see it fly to the floor, Like won, 0:31:33.960 --> 0:31:37.360 what the hell that is? So I wait a couple 0:31:37.360 --> 0:31:39.200 more minutes and I know, and so I you know, 0:31:39.240 --> 0:31:40.640 I'm gonna go get my own food. I'm just gonna 0:31:40.680 --> 0:31:42.840 go in. It's right inside. So I got of the 0:31:42.840 --> 0:31:44.960 car and put my mask on, of course, and as 0:31:44.960 --> 0:31:48.080 I walk in, there's two easels. The easel on the 0:31:48.160 --> 0:31:50.960 right has like a cardboard sign on it. Whatever it said, 0:31:51.000 --> 0:31:53.560 I don't remember. And the easel on the left has 0:31:53.600 --> 0:31:56.680 no sign. There's a sign on the floor face down. 0:31:57.400 --> 0:32:01.400 I immediately immediately knew what the sign and said, picked 0:32:01.440 --> 0:32:04.160 up the sign, and it said masks are required for 0:32:04.200 --> 0:32:06.000 all guests to the hotel and the restaurants. Let me 0:32:06.000 --> 0:32:10.160 get that effect. This guy decided he didn't want to 0:32:10.160 --> 0:32:13.440 wear a mask and hates the law and threw the 0:32:13.520 --> 0:32:17.520 sign down on the ground. How about that? How about that? 0:32:18.680 --> 0:32:20.160 So I go, oh my god, I hope he went 0:32:20.200 --> 0:32:22.600 to the hotel, because not gonna walk into the restaurant. 0:32:23.520 --> 0:32:27.720 So I put the sign back on the easel, and 0:32:27.760 --> 0:32:29.520 I think he may have broken something because it wasn't 0:32:29.560 --> 0:32:32.120 staying up. I could. I don't have time to fix 0:32:32.160 --> 0:32:35.040 their easel. It's not once again you have that kind 0:32:35.040 --> 0:32:40.520 of problem too. Oh yeah. So I take the sign 0:32:40.520 --> 0:32:43.880 into the restaurant and there's the guy being shown to 0:32:43.960 --> 0:32:46.760 his table in like a back room. I said, excuse me, 0:32:46.800 --> 0:32:48.360 are you the manager? I'm here to pick up my food. 0:32:48.640 --> 0:32:50.320 Oh yeah, what's your name? Given the name and the 0:32:50.360 --> 0:32:53.840 food is sitting there. Hold on, I said, well, here's 0:32:53.840 --> 0:32:57.320 your your your mask? Sign? Oh, what happened? I said, well, 0:32:57.320 --> 0:32:59.520 that guy you just sat, that big guy, he just 0:32:59.600 --> 0:33:01.800 knocked off the easel and now I think the easel 0:33:01.840 --> 0:33:05.080 is broken. I can't put it back up. He's like, 0:33:05.120 --> 0:33:06.640 you're sure. I go, yeah, I saw him do it. 0:33:06.880 --> 0:33:08.560 I go, does he is he wearing a mask? You? Well, 0:33:08.560 --> 0:33:09.840 we asked him to put one on and he did. 0:33:10.200 --> 0:33:11.880 I said, okay, I'm just letting you know he knocked 0:33:11.920 --> 0:33:18.160 you signed down, absolutely because he's a prick. You know, 0:33:18.280 --> 0:33:20.560 you want to disagree with stuff, you don't break it. 0:33:21.160 --> 0:33:23.520 You don't. You don't do that. And besides, I wanted 0:33:23.600 --> 0:33:25.280 my food and I didn't want to leave the sign 0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:26.880 on the floor, so I was doing the right thing. 0:33:27.440 --> 0:33:28.800 I know, I would have picked it up anything. You 0:33:28.800 --> 0:33:31.600 don't want to just broke to sign like that big dude. 0:33:31.800 --> 0:33:34.600 But you know what, he was like, okay, well all right, thanks, 0:33:34.760 --> 0:33:36.760 But he had that look on his face like, dude's big, 0:33:36.800 --> 0:33:39.120 not saying to work like he he did not, like 0:33:39.160 --> 0:33:41.800 if he was a scrawny guy. Let's be like, let's 0:33:41.840 --> 0:33:44.640 be clear. As you were walking out towards your car, 0:33:44.840 --> 0:33:46.640 that's when you look back and said it was the 0:33:46.680 --> 0:33:49.160 guy back there. Just so you gotta head as I 0:33:49.240 --> 0:33:53.400 was on it, you gotta head started to the parking lot. Absolutely, 0:33:53.560 --> 0:33:55.840 it was him, if you if you know that guy, 0:33:56.360 --> 0:33:59.400 just that's not cool. That's not cool anyway. I mean, listen, 0:33:59.440 --> 0:34:04.160 people are gonna you can't be We can't be the 0:34:04.200 --> 0:34:07.640 police for everybody. Can't. Well, speaking of the police, I 0:34:07.680 --> 0:34:11.960 did have a police involved. Uh well I had. So 0:34:12.160 --> 0:34:13.839 you know I have three cars, right, my daughter has 0:34:13.960 --> 0:34:17.600 drives a car, my wife and because you're rich, dude, 0:34:17.800 --> 0:34:21.320 we not. Don't say that they are not expensive cars. 0:34:21.800 --> 0:34:24.200 I mean they're they're moderately nice, but they're not. I 0:34:24.200 --> 0:34:28.960 don't drive cars like you do. Okay, please, you have 0:34:29.000 --> 0:34:33.480 a beautiful Lexus. Okay, please, all right. So my daughter 0:34:33.640 --> 0:34:39.320 in her car in November, no, November, yeah, yeah, and 0:34:39.400 --> 0:34:41.960 the November thanks. I think we talked about this. Somebody 0:34:42.000 --> 0:34:44.360 hit her car, right. I had the dense fixed by 0:34:44.360 --> 0:34:48.840 a dent place. That was fantastic, fantastic dent place. They 0:34:48.880 --> 0:34:50.439 took the dense off for a couple of hundred bucks. 0:34:50.480 --> 0:34:55.759 It looks brand new. It's fantastic. Um. My wife had 0:34:55.760 --> 0:34:58.759 a Hundai and it needed some works. We took it 0:34:58.800 --> 0:35:01.640 to the garage the guest station rather near our house. 0:35:01.640 --> 0:35:05.880 The guy's fantastic, does great work, and I you know, 0:35:06.080 --> 0:35:08.080 he's like, oh, drop it off the night before, leave 0:35:08.120 --> 0:35:10.080 the keys in the dropbox. I'll work on the car 0:35:10.120 --> 0:35:11.400 first thing in the morning and you'll have it by 0:35:11.400 --> 0:35:13.439 the end of the day. It's not a big repair, great, 0:35:13.480 --> 0:35:18.440 no problem. So I get a phone call um, what 0:35:18.640 --> 0:35:20.839 you know, You know whether the bays are the three 0:35:20.880 --> 0:35:22.640 that he has? Three bays? Will you pull the car 0:35:22.680 --> 0:35:25.200 into that's called a bay and they shut the door 0:35:25.200 --> 0:35:26.959 and they put you on the lift. So I guess 0:35:27.000 --> 0:35:30.000 they were so overwhelmed with work that they had put 0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:33.400 my car outside one of the bays right so the 0:35:33.520 --> 0:35:35.359 so the nose of my car was against the door 0:35:35.400 --> 0:35:38.160 that goes up like ready to go into the next bay. 0:35:38.480 --> 0:35:40.960 There was someone working on my car on the outside 0:35:40.960 --> 0:35:43.080 in the cold because they were overwhelmed. In the three 0:35:43.080 --> 0:35:47.200 bays they have. To the right of where the cars 0:35:47.239 --> 0:35:50.560 are is parking spaces and the last parking space is 0:35:50.560 --> 0:35:52.359 an air hose where you put air on you tire. 0:35:52.960 --> 0:35:57.279 My phone rings about one thirty two o'clock as you're 0:35:57.280 --> 0:36:00.560 getting as you're watching your car getting repair, well, I 0:36:00.600 --> 0:36:02.960 wasn't watching my car. My car is getting repaired. He 0:36:02.960 --> 0:36:04.920 calls me and he says, he says, I just want 0:36:04.960 --> 0:36:06.319 you to know I have everything on video. We have 0:36:06.360 --> 0:36:09.280 security cameras. What are you talking about? A woman backed 0:36:09.320 --> 0:36:12.520 up into your car. I'm so sorry. I was under 0:36:12.560 --> 0:36:15.120 the hood. She backed up into the while I was 0:36:15.160 --> 0:36:21.120 getting fixed. Yes, yes, as her car is getting a 0:36:21.200 --> 0:36:25.120 GIL changed and a slide adjustment to the air conditioning. 0:36:26.120 --> 0:36:28.640 This woman, So I go flying there, I go, I'll 0:36:28.640 --> 0:36:30.759 be right there. He goes, I got the woman. I 0:36:30.800 --> 0:36:33.279 called the police for you. She can't leave. We ever 0:36:33.320 --> 0:36:37.000 blocked in and uh and she's trying to escape. Well, 0:36:37.080 --> 0:36:39.320 she was trying to say, like, I gotta tell my husband, 0:36:39.320 --> 0:36:41.920 like he was playing the husband. You never see her again. 0:36:42.800 --> 0:36:45.440 So they wouldn't let her leave. They like that. They 0:36:45.480 --> 0:36:47.400 trapped her in the garage. They shut the door on 0:36:47.440 --> 0:36:49.480 both sides. Well, no, they got they got her. They 0:36:49.520 --> 0:36:51.200 got her in the parking lot. They put the puy 0:36:51.239 --> 0:36:53.520 the car. Okay. So I get there before the police 0:36:53.600 --> 0:36:56.400 arrive and he says to me, that's the woman. So 0:36:56.520 --> 0:37:00.239 I said, I said, what did you do? What? I 0:37:00.280 --> 0:37:03.919 don't understand. So, so I'm sorry. Before I got there, 0:37:04.239 --> 0:37:07.040 he sends me the video. You can and the and 0:37:07.080 --> 0:37:09.600 the video is like slow motion death, Like you see 0:37:09.600 --> 0:37:11.120 her backing up into my car and you want to 0:37:11.160 --> 0:37:13.520 pause it and like don't have my car. She slammed. 0:37:14.120 --> 0:37:17.239 She slammed into my the right rear of my wife's car. 0:37:18.239 --> 0:37:21.120 She she backed up like fifteen feet straight back into 0:37:21.160 --> 0:37:27.640 the car. She's driving, Um Alexis SUV maybe like a 0:37:27.719 --> 0:37:31.000 nice car, right, it's nice. It has a backup camera. 0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:33.279 I said, how could you hit my car? Like it's 0:37:33.360 --> 0:37:36.480 it's not raining, it's parked. How did you she just 0:37:36.760 --> 0:37:40.320 she she says, the backup camera didn't beep, so I 0:37:40.360 --> 0:37:44.600 didn't know there was anything behind me. So go you 0:37:44.640 --> 0:37:47.239 have a backup camera. You're waiting for the beep. She 0:37:47.320 --> 0:37:51.279 was there to getting repaired. She was putting air in 0:37:51.320 --> 0:37:55.239 her tire and she backed straight up. Never looked over 0:37:55.239 --> 0:37:58.400 her shoulder, glanced, she didn't look at the camera. She 0:37:58.440 --> 0:38:01.120 has a backup chin. Look, it wasn't like she turned 0:38:01.120 --> 0:38:04.080 at an angle straight back. Or she works for them 0:38:04.200 --> 0:38:08.319 and now they got they got more business. Your let's 0:38:08.320 --> 0:38:10.440 fix it. Or she's not the body shop is a 0:38:10.480 --> 0:38:15.520 paid actress. They're not the body shop place. It's it's 0:38:15.560 --> 0:38:18.759 a gas station. So I had to get that taken 0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:20.719 care of. I had to get the car fixed. I 0:38:20.760 --> 0:38:23.960 didn't get my car repaired. Um, but but she hit me. 0:38:24.160 --> 0:38:26.359 I had to go to the police precinct and get 0:38:26.360 --> 0:38:28.480 the report, and then I had to get and now 0:38:28.560 --> 0:38:31.920 now her company's Geico, My company's Geico. Right, So I 0:38:31.920 --> 0:38:35.000 said the guy, go, look, I'm telling you now, I'm 0:38:35.000 --> 0:38:37.080 putting my wife in a rental car. I want a 0:38:37.160 --> 0:38:39.759 nice rental car for the inconvenience. I want nicer than 0:38:39.800 --> 0:38:43.400 what she has. And did they hook it up? Hold on? 0:38:43.440 --> 0:38:45.319 And I said, and you're paying for my satellite radio. 0:38:45.600 --> 0:38:48.239 Which I've told this story before, the last couple of 0:38:48.280 --> 0:38:50.080 times my cars got hit, I made them pay for 0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:53.400 my satellite radio. So I said, not right. And the 0:38:53.480 --> 0:38:54.920 last time I had the big fight was with Geiko 0:38:54.920 --> 0:38:58.400 because Geico hit me once before. I said, I'm your customer, 0:38:58.880 --> 0:39:01.080 you're going to take care of me. So I got 0:39:01.080 --> 0:39:03.560 into a little debate and they said, okay, fine, like 0:39:03.600 --> 0:39:05.239 they wanted me to stop. So they's like, we'll pay 0:39:05.239 --> 0:39:07.920 for your your satellite radio. Okay, great. So I had 0:39:07.960 --> 0:39:10.959 the car fixed, no problem whatever. My wife's rental car 0:39:11.280 --> 0:39:15.719 was a GMC terrain. Right, I want to say, the 0:39:15.800 --> 0:39:18.640 Hyundai had a lot of miles on it, a lot. 0:39:18.640 --> 0:39:20.319 My wife puts like thirty tho miles on the car. 0:39:20.360 --> 0:39:22.839 Ever here, So we were like a couple of months 0:39:22.880 --> 0:39:26.040 away from maybe buying a new car. She said, I 0:39:26.120 --> 0:39:28.080 really like this Terrain. It's so much nicer than I'm 0:39:28.120 --> 0:39:29.879 driving it. I love everything. Oh it's great, it's great, 0:39:29.920 --> 0:39:32.520 it's great. So I went online. I looked and Terrain 0:39:32.680 --> 0:39:36.200 was having a massive sale year and Terrain sale of 0:39:36.239 --> 0:39:40.840 all the things, right, GMC, employee pricing whatever. So I 0:39:40.920 --> 0:39:43.680 end up going to the dealership and they offered me, uh, 0:39:43.800 --> 0:39:47.480 this is the Scamboni all right. They advertise employee pricing 0:39:48.200 --> 0:39:51.439 and really good financing. But when you go in, get 0:39:51.480 --> 0:39:55.200 that Scamboni music ready, they you sit down for the car. 0:39:55.680 --> 0:39:57.640 What they tell you is, oh no, if you get 0:39:57.640 --> 0:40:00.279 the employee the good price, the really good price, right, 0:40:00.480 --> 0:40:02.920 the ten thousand dollars off price, then the then the 0:40:02.960 --> 0:40:05.400 interest rates three point four percent. If you want the 0:40:05.880 --> 0:40:08.920 the decent price, then we give you the good interest. 0:40:09.280 --> 0:40:11.480 So you can't get both. So they miss label so 0:40:11.520 --> 0:40:14.879 bait mayor Scamboni. So like, okay, I'm not gonna shop here. 0:40:15.160 --> 0:40:22.239 You know why, because it's a Scamboni Scamboni. So I 0:40:22.280 --> 0:40:25.840 tweet out, anybody know anything about a terrain GMC whatever 0:40:26.400 --> 0:40:29.520 shading jew mobster our boy. I told this story on 0:40:29.520 --> 0:40:31.560 the stereo app just gonna make it quick. Poked me up. 0:40:31.560 --> 0:40:34.000 We got a new Terrain. Great. So now I've got 0:40:34.160 --> 0:40:36.240 a new Dodge Charge, which I told you guys about. 0:40:36.600 --> 0:40:38.839 My car is two months old and my wife's car 0:40:38.960 --> 0:40:42.040 is at this point like a week old. I'll driving 0:40:42.120 --> 0:40:45.359 my daughter on Sunday of last year. It comes Dad, 0:40:45.400 --> 0:40:47.839 I want to go to Target and Walmart. Okay, go 0:40:47.920 --> 0:40:50.239 to Target, go to Walmart. We're coming back on a 0:40:50.360 --> 0:40:53.279 main road, um, not a highway, but a main like 0:40:53.520 --> 0:40:57.960 a route right. And I'm in the middle lane and 0:40:58.000 --> 0:41:01.160 there's a minivan to my left, and the guy blue 0:41:01.160 --> 0:41:05.319 mini van decides he's gonna make a turn and change 0:41:05.360 --> 0:41:10.560 into the middle lane. Here's the problem. I'm in that lane. Okay, 0:41:10.600 --> 0:41:14.080 I'm in that lane. He turns right into me. Are 0:41:14.120 --> 0:41:17.520 you kidding me? Note my brand new car. So the 0:41:17.560 --> 0:41:19.719 front of his car, the right fender of his car 0:41:19.800 --> 0:41:28.640 front fender hits my leftar fender. Got the card accident 0:41:28.760 --> 0:41:33.040 in a month, three of my cars three times dude, 0:41:33.360 --> 0:41:36.279 don't stand next to me when we're outside somewhere is 0:41:36.280 --> 0:41:38.839 gonna fall out of the sky. So now I don't 0:41:38.840 --> 0:41:41.279 know what happened to me. At this point when I 0:41:41.280 --> 0:41:43.840 start yelling, I'm banging on my steering wheel. My daughters 0:41:43.840 --> 0:41:47.960 in the car like no, no, no, no, right, I'm like, 0:41:48.000 --> 0:41:49.920 I can't believe what's happening. I'm not going in on 0:41:49.960 --> 0:41:52.600 Powerball and Mega Millions with you either, Okay. So I 0:41:52.640 --> 0:41:55.200 get out of the car and I do one of these, 0:41:55.239 --> 0:41:57.080 like God damn it, in the middle of the road. 0:41:57.440 --> 0:41:59.719 I'm in the middle of a major highway. This guy 0:41:59.760 --> 0:42:03.800 pulled in behind me. He's got tinted windows, right, dark windows, 0:42:03.800 --> 0:42:06.680 not black, but dark. And I and I go roll 0:42:06.719 --> 0:42:09.759 down your window. Now listen, I don't recommend doing this. 0:42:10.320 --> 0:42:12.360 I'm smart enough as the son of a police officer 0:42:12.480 --> 0:42:14.560 no not to do this, but I did it anyway. 0:42:14.600 --> 0:42:18.080 I go roll down you window. Give me your insurance. Okay. 0:42:18.680 --> 0:42:20.919 So he rolls down, you know, the window goes down, 0:42:21.400 --> 0:42:25.400 and it's a guy who looks like he's I don't know, 0:42:25.400 --> 0:42:30.080 early twenties, maybe late teens, early twenties. I go, great, okay, 0:42:30.120 --> 0:42:33.440 young driver. It happens whatever. Okay, give me your give 0:42:33.480 --> 0:42:37.560 me your license and insurance please, and uh, there's a 0:42:37.600 --> 0:42:39.680 girl in the front seat about his age, and there 0:42:39.760 --> 0:42:42.200 might be people in the back. I can't see it again. 0:42:42.280 --> 0:42:43.959 It hasn't occurred to me yet. I could get shot 0:42:44.680 --> 0:42:46.520 right like I could this. I should not be doing this. 0:42:47.160 --> 0:42:49.920 The guy gives me his driver's license and it says 0:42:49.920 --> 0:42:54.279 he was born in nineteen fifty four, which would make 0:42:54.320 --> 0:43:00.560 him sixty. You know, right, you and go on for 0:43:00.719 --> 0:43:03.280 this is this could be a separate podcast. I mean literally, 0:43:03.600 --> 0:43:07.400 you and your your car woes and tell you what 0:43:07.480 --> 0:43:08.960 I won't. I won't tell you the problem with my 0:43:09.000 --> 0:43:12.080 rental car. The story. It's just not saying the rental car. 0:43:12.320 --> 0:43:14.879 I'll say. Okay, So the guy guys, this is not 0:43:15.160 --> 0:43:17.359 I said, this is not your driver's license. Yes, yes 0:43:17.400 --> 0:43:20.120 it is. I said, dude, you're not bald because he 0:43:20.160 --> 0:43:23.080 had an afro. Uh got short short carly here there 0:43:23.360 --> 0:43:25.280 uh st a Dominican Republic. It's part of the story. 0:43:25.600 --> 0:43:28.239 And so I said, you're not bald and you're not 0:43:28.320 --> 0:43:32.120 sixty six years old? Can I please have your driver's license? 0:43:32.160 --> 0:43:34.600 He's trying to pass off somebody else's driver's life. He 0:43:34.640 --> 0:43:37.960 obviously doesn't have one, So he hands me his Dominican 0:43:38.000 --> 0:43:41.399 Republic I D, which has no value to me here 0:43:41.440 --> 0:43:44.359 in America for driving a car on the park, right 0:43:44.719 --> 0:43:47.040 on the route. So I go, you know what, hold 0:43:47.040 --> 0:43:48.919 that thought. I called the police. I tell him what's 0:43:48.920 --> 0:43:52.120 going on. The police come flying in. I said, stay here, 0:43:52.280 --> 0:43:53.759 you can take a picture of his I D the 0:43:53.840 --> 0:43:56.080 driver's license. The guy comes out of the back, he 0:43:56.080 --> 0:43:57.879 slides the miniv. You've had a lot of run ins 0:43:57.880 --> 0:43:59.560 with the cops, You've had a lot of interaction with 0:43:59.600 --> 0:44:02.680 the police a lot. Yes, okay, So the sirens are going. 0:44:02.719 --> 0:44:04.480 I see them up the road by like a quarter mile, 0:44:04.560 --> 0:44:06.520 that coming. This guy gets out of the car. Now, 0:44:06.520 --> 0:44:08.560 the guy who's drivers licen as it was, he walks 0:44:08.600 --> 0:44:09.920 over to my car. I don't think he speaks a 0:44:09.960 --> 0:44:13.839 lot of English because he looks. He goes he's not 0:44:14.120 --> 0:44:16.920 he's not. He's not hiding like that, Like is if 0:44:17.000 --> 0:44:20.080 the damage to my car is nothing right, because it's 0:44:20.080 --> 0:44:22.479 like this, it's paint, the blue is all over my car. 0:44:22.600 --> 0:44:26.400 It's deep scratches. Your brand new car. How old is 0:44:26.440 --> 0:44:31.080 this car? Brand new? Uh? About two months two months old? Right, 0:44:31.160 --> 0:44:33.600 So listen he's driving a piece of ship minivan, and 0:44:33.640 --> 0:44:35.640 I listen, I've driven many pieces of ship in my life, 0:44:36.000 --> 0:44:39.200 and maybe some people live with a scratch or a dent, right, like, 0:44:39.440 --> 0:44:41.279 give me five hundred bucks. I don't care. This is 0:44:41.320 --> 0:44:43.239 a brand new car, and were pull me. I lease it, 0:44:43.280 --> 0:44:46.960 which means I'm responsible for the damage. So I go, oh, no, no, 0:44:47.000 --> 0:44:51.480 it's not nothing. I said, you're gonna pay for this. Wait, 0:44:51.520 --> 0:44:54.520 he's waving at it like yeah, it's nothing, like nothing nothing. 0:44:55.640 --> 0:44:57.600 So he gets back in the car and they're sitting there. 0:44:57.600 --> 0:45:00.279 They're not trying to get away. The police officers show up. 0:45:00.719 --> 0:45:03.560 Now I scary, you know me. You know I'm mask crazy, right, 0:45:03.600 --> 0:45:09.560 I'm Joe Mask. I'm not wearing a mask. Wow. I 0:45:09.640 --> 0:45:12.279 was so upset. I jumped out of the car and 0:45:12.320 --> 0:45:14.320 I'm yelling at people. I mean, this is your baby. 0:45:16.280 --> 0:45:18.360 So the officer gets out of the car in the 0:45:18.400 --> 0:45:20.960 first car, and I see there's another car coming up 0:45:20.960 --> 0:45:23.080 the road, the second car, and I said, all of 0:45:23.120 --> 0:45:24.600 a suden, this is what's going on. This guy's hit me. 0:45:24.600 --> 0:45:27.719 He's got there. There's no license. He lied. Now the 0:45:27.800 --> 0:45:30.960 older guy is sitting in the driver's seat pretending he 0:45:31.000 --> 0:45:35.040 was the driver, ahle bait and switch? Was that the 0:45:35.040 --> 0:45:39.000 guy on the No, the guy, yeah, the right, the 0:45:39.000 --> 0:45:40.680 guy who came out and I said that my damage 0:45:40.719 --> 0:45:42.960 was nothing. I said, officer, this is what happened. And 0:45:43.000 --> 0:45:44.959 now the guy's sitting behind the wheel like he was driving. 0:45:44.960 --> 0:45:47.440 It was the kid driving. He was all right, So 0:45:47.560 --> 0:45:51.800 it's okay. So the officers not wearing a mask either. Okay, 0:45:52.040 --> 0:45:53.759 He goes over deals with them. I get back in 0:45:53.800 --> 0:45:55.879 my car. My daughter says, Dad, you're not wearing a mask. 0:45:55.920 --> 0:45:57.960 Oh crap, I put my mask on. I go back 0:45:57.960 --> 0:46:00.680 outside and the officer now is talking to the other 0:46:00.719 --> 0:46:03.640 officer just pulled up. They both have their masks on now. 0:46:04.400 --> 0:46:07.719 So I walk over. I say, um, officer, here's my 0:46:07.800 --> 0:46:12.279 license and uh in insurance card. I'm terribly sorry. I 0:46:12.360 --> 0:46:14.080 realized now I didn't have a mask on when I 0:46:14.120 --> 0:46:17.880 first approached you, and he starts yelling at me. I 0:46:18.000 --> 0:46:19.839 have my mother is in the hospital. You could could 0:46:19.840 --> 0:46:24.880 have got me sick. Whatever. Wow, I wanted to say, 0:46:25.560 --> 0:46:28.239 you weren't wearing a mask either, but you're not. To 0:46:28.800 --> 0:46:30.839 the guy who needs you need him on your side 0:46:30.920 --> 0:46:33.000 right now. You don't need to make any more fucking 0:46:33.080 --> 0:46:36.240 enemies right, and and keep in mind I felt terrible, 0:46:36.520 --> 0:46:39.399 like I felt, Okay, that's okay, listen, it happens. You're 0:46:39.440 --> 0:46:42.000 in the moment, right. So I get back in my car. 0:46:42.120 --> 0:46:44.239 He comes over and he says, listen, this clearly was 0:46:44.320 --> 0:46:47.280 not your fault. He says, this, Tell me again, what happened? 0:46:47.280 --> 0:46:48.800 What lame were you in? I said, tell him whatever. 0:46:49.200 --> 0:46:50.799 So he says, well, you know what, you must have 0:46:50.800 --> 0:46:52.600 been in his blind spot when he tried to change 0:46:52.680 --> 0:46:57.239 lanes as an officer. I was ahead of him's front 0:46:57.239 --> 0:46:59.920 of his car hit my rear and he goes, oh, 0:47:00.120 --> 0:47:02.640 you're right. Oh that's even that. You got him, You 0:47:02.719 --> 0:47:07.000 got him. Yes, story has a happy ending. I don't 0:47:07.000 --> 0:47:08.920 know what to do with you. You're you're you're a 0:47:08.960 --> 0:47:11.520 minister society. You should stay locked in for the next year. 0:47:12.520 --> 0:47:17.080 Society driving you are. All you are is a ball 0:47:17.120 --> 0:47:23.120 of misfortune. That's luck everywhere you go. I stopped interacting 0:47:23.160 --> 0:47:25.560 with the public, so I had I had to call 0:47:25.600 --> 0:47:29.440 the insurance company, and gentlemen, Yeah, okay, so one last thing. 0:47:29.600 --> 0:47:32.400 I call the insurance company. It's progressive, you know flow. 0:47:33.040 --> 0:47:35.200 So I call up and I tell what happened. They're like, Okay, 0:47:35.200 --> 0:47:37.160 you know, we have to see the police report, but 0:47:37.200 --> 0:47:39.000 we'll take care of it. If it's our fault, no problem, 0:47:39.239 --> 0:47:40.680 I said, listen, let me give you a heads up. 0:47:41.080 --> 0:47:43.600 Woman's name was Amanda, said Mandy. Sound very nice. I'm 0:47:43.600 --> 0:47:45.800 giving your heads up, and I'll tell you the second 0:47:45.800 --> 0:47:48.200 part of the story next next episode, I said, just 0:47:48.239 --> 0:47:51.120 want to lay the groundwork. Uh, you're gonna pay for 0:47:51.160 --> 0:47:54.360 my satellite? That does that go into a whole other story, 0:47:54.400 --> 0:47:58.560 of course. Dude, Okay, don't listen to the podcast. Like, no, no, 0:47:58.719 --> 0:48:01.719 listen to the podcast. I just I don't know, man, 0:48:01.800 --> 0:48:04.319 I live. This is why we don't understand episode No. No No, 0:48:04.440 --> 0:48:06.439 I understand that. I get it. I just don't. I don't. 0:48:06.840 --> 0:48:09.560 What I don't get is is maybe maybe you and 0:48:09.600 --> 0:48:13.640 I approach approach situations differently. I don't know. Listen, I 0:48:13.680 --> 0:48:15.840 got what would you have done? I don't got drama 0:48:15.920 --> 0:48:19.239 in my life. We all do, but you do. No, 0:48:19.280 --> 0:48:25.919 you're not. You're not just a series of unfortunate chain 0:48:26.000 --> 0:48:29.319 of eventments. I should write a series of books. Give 0:48:29.360 --> 0:48:33.120 you cars get fucking smashed, gives them no fault. That's 0:48:33.200 --> 0:48:35.240 not my fault. I never said it was your fault. 0:48:35.239 --> 0:48:38.120 But I can't magnet behind the fenders pulling other cars. 0:48:38.160 --> 0:48:40.040 I don't get it. I don't get it. It's it's 0:48:40.080 --> 0:48:42.359 a whole, it's a whole. I'll tell you what I'll 0:48:42.400 --> 0:48:44.640 tell I'll tell you the rental cost story next week. 0:48:44.960 --> 0:48:47.880 Why don't you enlighten us scary with a positive, upbeat 0:48:48.280 --> 0:48:51.480 story from a real winner. Go ahead, from a real winner. Yeah, 0:48:51.520 --> 0:48:53.239 you're a winner, clearly, I'm a I'm a jink. So 0:48:54.840 --> 0:48:57.239 that would imply that you're a loser. You're not. I'm 0:48:57.360 --> 0:48:59.600 trying that you never have nothing but success in your life, 0:48:59.600 --> 0:49:02.600 So give us a story. I never said that. I 0:49:03.120 --> 0:49:05.560 never said I had all successes. But I just I 0:49:05.600 --> 0:49:10.359 just can't bring myself to just to wrapping my head 0:49:10.400 --> 0:49:13.799 around all the trials and tribulations that you go through 0:49:13.840 --> 0:49:15.640 in a given week, like you go to a lot 0:49:15.680 --> 0:49:18.560 of ship. I feel bad for you. I don't know. 0:49:18.640 --> 0:49:21.160 But that's why our slices all send me emails and 0:49:21.200 --> 0:49:27.080 tweets and d ms about how they also got free dessert. No, no, 0:49:27.280 --> 0:49:30.920 I believe in the free dessert. I preach from that Bible. 0:49:31.000 --> 0:49:33.520 I really do. You've taught me over the years. I'm 0:49:33.520 --> 0:49:36.400 not I'm what would you, okay, what would you do here? Okay? 0:49:36.520 --> 0:49:38.880 In in the last week, I told you the cable 0:49:38.920 --> 0:49:42.279 from my headphones broke right. My headphones are a couple 0:49:42.280 --> 0:49:44.160 of years old. The cable stopped working, right. So I 0:49:44.200 --> 0:49:48.120 went on Amazon and I looked for the highest rated 0:49:48.280 --> 0:49:52.520 coiled headphone cable. Okay, I found one that's like a 0:49:52.560 --> 0:49:57.080 four point seven rating, and it's got almost thirteen thousand reviews, 0:49:57.360 --> 0:49:59.640 so it's like they're all fake, thirteen thousand. I read 0:49:59.640 --> 0:50:02.719 the review. Use of hundreds of half headphone chords. I 0:50:02.719 --> 0:50:04.920 would on emay, look for the best ones. I'm not 0:50:04.960 --> 0:50:06.319 looking to spend a lot of money. I only use 0:50:06.360 --> 0:50:08.200 the chord one day a week when you and I 0:50:08.239 --> 0:50:11.680 do this pot right, Okay, I get the chord. It's 0:50:11.719 --> 0:50:15.120 coiled like it's an old telephone, so it stretches and 0:50:15.160 --> 0:50:17.959 it says up to four ft. Well, I sit here 0:50:18.400 --> 0:50:20.839 next to this microphone, and you know, I have an 0:50:20.920 --> 0:50:24.000 arm that extends. It's like, uh, got a hinge in it, 0:50:24.080 --> 0:50:26.440 so it goes up and down and then up and 0:50:26.480 --> 0:50:29.200 then like like aub like yeah, no, I know, yeah, 0:50:29.200 --> 0:50:32.080 I know. It looks like right, and so getting ready 0:50:32.080 --> 0:50:35.120 for the podcast. It arrived today and I plugged it. 0:50:35.200 --> 0:50:37.239 I plugged it into the microphone and the other and 0:50:37.360 --> 0:50:40.640 into my headphones. And it's so short it pulled the 0:50:40.680 --> 0:50:46.440 microphone at my head I know why. Because it's too short. Yeah, 0:50:46.480 --> 0:50:49.000 because it's his up to four ft. That means it 0:50:49.080 --> 0:50:53.840 may not be four ft, right, it's actually like one ft. 0:50:55.480 --> 0:50:59.600 That's correct, because you see the word four four feet, 0:51:00.440 --> 0:51:03.600 the word four's up. No, but it's up to four 0:51:03.640 --> 0:51:06.759 ft when but you know when you see that a 0:51:06.800 --> 0:51:10.839 discount up, you know you're getting twenty And know that 0:51:11.320 --> 0:51:13.680 what I thought. If it's up to four feet, it's 0:51:13.680 --> 0:51:16.520 got to be good for two two and a quarter. No, 0:51:17.080 --> 0:51:19.640 it's good for a foot and maybe an inch, maybe 0:51:19.680 --> 0:51:23.040 thirteen inches total. And I stretched it, stretched it, stretched it. 0:51:23.320 --> 0:51:25.319 Now it looks like I've used it. It's gonna be 0:51:25.360 --> 0:51:27.880 harder to return. Amazon takes everything back. But that's a 0:51:27.920 --> 0:51:31.759 scamboni up to four complete. If I tied one end 0:51:31.760 --> 0:51:33.920 to my one car that was in an accident, and 0:51:33.960 --> 0:51:35.320 tie the other end to the other car that was 0:51:35.360 --> 0:51:38.080 in an accident, um, I could stretch it far enough 0:51:38.120 --> 0:51:40.839 to be four ft. You have to use his old 0:51:40.840 --> 0:51:47.480 shitty cable. Damn, that's not my fault. Yes it is. 0:51:48.040 --> 0:51:50.920 It was preventable. That was preventable. That was preventable. How 0:51:51.040 --> 0:51:54.480 I did the research? I got the highest rated high? 0:51:54.560 --> 0:51:59.080 You got the highest rated? Was it the highest priced? No, dude, 0:51:59.120 --> 0:52:02.360 I'm up fifty. Well that's your problem. See, sometimes you 0:52:02.400 --> 0:52:04.400 gotta pay a little more because you get what you 0:52:04.440 --> 0:52:06.680 pay for. And we all know this by now. The 0:52:06.680 --> 0:52:10.880 The issue with the highest rated when something with Amazon's choice, 0:52:10.920 --> 0:52:13.279 and that they do this with every fucking product, is 0:52:13.440 --> 0:52:16.319 it's Amazon's choice because it's the most popular, selling the 0:52:16.360 --> 0:52:19.880 most but most people are just spending the least that 0:52:19.920 --> 0:52:23.480 they can, so they're so they're rating it high for 0:52:23.560 --> 0:52:28.480 whatever reason and there and it becomes Amazon's choice. Everyone's eyeball, 0:52:28.800 --> 0:52:30.880 or that might be the one that that they just 0:52:30.920 --> 0:52:32.719 want to move the most of because they make the 0:52:32.719 --> 0:52:35.400 most profit on That's why it's Amazon's choice that they 0:52:35.400 --> 0:52:38.160 get the highest profit margin on that fucking item. Okay, 0:52:38.200 --> 0:52:40.400 but if you, I know you do your research. I 0:52:40.400 --> 0:52:44.200 know you're a smart guy, but sometimes logic would dictate 0:52:44.640 --> 0:52:48.600 sometimes that the more you pay for something, the better 0:52:48.719 --> 0:52:51.480 quality you're going to get. That's not always the case, 0:52:51.560 --> 0:52:53.520 But then then you would go into a then you 0:52:53.520 --> 0:52:56.160 would go, then you would compare it side by side. 0:52:56.600 --> 0:52:58.839 Am I getting ripped off on this high this is? 0:52:58.880 --> 0:53:01.799 This is a high priced So then you then you 0:53:01.800 --> 0:53:04.120 find out the lowest price of the high price item. 0:53:04.280 --> 0:53:08.000 But you know you're getting garbage if you spend nothing. 0:53:08.120 --> 0:53:10.120 I don't know, I am, I am. Hold on, I'm 0:53:10.120 --> 0:53:14.480 looking at the reviews, right, Nisha, Nisha, great court. You 0:53:14.480 --> 0:53:21.000 won't regret buying I regret buying Amanda, just what I needed, 0:53:21.160 --> 0:53:27.560 five stars, perfect Irving, Irving, says trust Jason. Oh, here 0:53:27.719 --> 0:53:30.960 are Bowman, good cables, great price. Some of those are 0:53:31.000 --> 0:53:34.200 fake reviews and others and others they did a whole 0:53:34.280 --> 0:53:35.799 I drive a semi truck and a sign a different 0:53:35.800 --> 0:53:38.400 truck shift, I drive long shifts, blah blah blah. But 0:53:38.480 --> 0:53:41.160 for that person, for their purposes, what they're using it for, 0:53:41.840 --> 0:53:45.200 it's probably perfect. Or they don't know what good quality 0:53:45.239 --> 0:53:48.040 ship is, so they can't they can't judge because they 0:53:48.040 --> 0:53:51.959 have to compare it to see. You know, we can't 0:53:51.960 --> 0:53:54.200 take shortcuts all the time. Listen. I know, Okay, so 0:53:54.239 --> 0:53:56.439 you're is sounding boogie again. I know there's people saying 0:53:56.480 --> 0:53:59.120 that I'm fine say that, But what I'm saying is 0:53:59.560 --> 0:54:02.120 this is what we do for a living, and I 0:54:02.200 --> 0:54:04.719 never understood. Hold on, I'm gonna make a point here 0:54:04.800 --> 0:54:09.480 for every I got it, you always have you have 0:54:09.560 --> 0:54:13.920 to invest in your craft. Okay, if we do radio 0:54:14.120 --> 0:54:17.480 and radio like things, podcasts and broadcast for a living. 0:54:17.880 --> 0:54:22.400 To me, I'm gonna buy this motherfucking microphone. It costs 0:54:22.480 --> 0:54:25.000 more than the other microphones, but I know it's a 0:54:25.040 --> 0:54:27.279 higher quality. I know I'm gonna get good results out 0:54:27.280 --> 0:54:30.920 of it because I'm investing in my future, in my industry, 0:54:31.000 --> 0:54:33.080 in what I do for a living. This is how 0:54:33.120 --> 0:54:37.480 I make my money overall. Right, So you, brody, are 0:54:37.480 --> 0:54:40.120 in the same category with the headphones, So shame on 0:54:40.200 --> 0:54:43.200 you for not going for the highest fidelity, highest quality 0:54:43.800 --> 0:54:46.279 chord or whatever it is that you could find with 0:54:46.480 --> 0:54:50.480 the higher price. Unfortunately, it's the same way I don't 0:54:50.600 --> 0:54:53.840 like when like, Okay, if you're if you're a plumber 0:54:54.040 --> 0:54:57.200 for a or call your a carpenter, all right, and 0:54:57.239 --> 0:55:00.600 you're a free freelance in the big getting. When you're 0:55:00.600 --> 0:55:02.759 starting out, you may not have the best tools to 0:55:02.800 --> 0:55:06.680 work with. But as you as you look towards your future, 0:55:06.840 --> 0:55:09.359 don't you reinvest and don't you try and get the 0:55:09.400 --> 0:55:13.640 best tools, the best power saw, the best hammerge out, 0:55:13.719 --> 0:55:16.160 or whatever the hell you use in that. Or if 0:55:16.200 --> 0:55:18.839 you're you understand what I'm saying, like you have to 0:55:18.880 --> 0:55:21.600 invest in in your industry if you can. If you're 0:55:21.640 --> 0:55:24.879 if you're a nurse or doctor and you buy a stethoscope, 0:55:24.920 --> 0:55:27.160 don't you want the better one? Don't you want like 0:55:27.239 --> 0:55:30.320 if you're a professional bowler, don't you want the best 0:55:30.360 --> 0:55:32.719 bowling ball or golf set. If you're a professional guy, 0:55:32.800 --> 0:55:35.840 if you want to go pro or amateur whatever. But 0:55:35.920 --> 0:55:39.640 that's my point is focus on your focus on what 0:55:39.719 --> 0:55:44.919 your craftyes, and in that arena, splurge. I'm not trying 0:55:44.920 --> 0:55:47.080 to spend I'll spend fifty dollars on a cable for 0:55:47.120 --> 0:55:49.520 a headset that I got for free at work. That 0:55:49.600 --> 0:55:52.240 doesn't make any sense because they just buy a new headset. 0:55:52.880 --> 0:55:54.400 Then that's what you should have done. That's what I 0:55:54.400 --> 0:55:56.280 would have done. I didn't want to that at the beginning. 0:55:56.280 --> 0:55:58.319 I'm like, I would have the whole headset away and 0:55:58.320 --> 0:56:03.120 just started because it's not I don't want to get 0:56:03.239 --> 0:56:06.520 fucked and scambonian when I buy a cheap wire that's 0:56:06.560 --> 0:56:08.280 is up to four feet and I'm trying to Jerry 0:56:08.360 --> 0:56:10.839 Rigg and scotch tape and spit together. I don't do that. 0:56:11.040 --> 0:56:14.000 I'm like, the thing is broken. It guess what it 0:56:14.080 --> 0:56:16.200 served its purpose? How long have you had those headphones? 0:56:16.719 --> 0:56:21.080 It doesn't matter a time. I wanted to buy the phone. 0:56:21.520 --> 0:56:23.759 I wanted to buy the cable that came with the headphones. Right. 0:56:23.800 --> 0:56:27.279 The headphones that I have for down here are from Monster. Okay, right, 0:56:27.320 --> 0:56:29.680 we got special Heart radio Monster. Remember that that was 0:56:29.680 --> 0:56:32.640 ten years ago now, I was like seven. The point 0:56:32.760 --> 0:56:34.319 is we haven't been I Heart Radio for ten years. 0:56:34.360 --> 0:56:37.880 I don't think anyway. The cable is a Monster cable. 0:56:38.120 --> 0:56:41.560 You can't get that cable. You can't get it. I 0:56:41.560 --> 0:56:44.279 I understand that's why you throw it away. You part 0:56:44.320 --> 0:56:45.879 with the item. You said it had a great run. 0:56:46.239 --> 0:56:48.799 We've I've used this for seven years, every single fucking 0:56:48.840 --> 0:56:50.960 day in my life, and I happen to do now. 0:56:51.320 --> 0:56:55.120 People are disagreeing, But once again, you all are exempt 0:56:55.120 --> 0:56:58.279 from this conversation because you don't you you're not in 0:56:58.320 --> 0:57:01.160 the radio or broadcasting in the street. So yeah, you're 0:57:02.400 --> 0:57:04.920 so so. So it's okay for the because they might 0:57:04.920 --> 0:57:07.880 not feel like you're justified. I'm justified in saying that 0:57:07.920 --> 0:57:10.960 you should be spending top dollar for headphone cable. But 0:57:11.320 --> 0:57:14.759 in our arena, for what we do, you and me 0:57:14.920 --> 0:57:17.600 need to go top of hair scary. Top issue wasn't 0:57:17.640 --> 0:57:20.480 the quality I plugged it in. The sound quality was fine. 0:57:21.040 --> 0:57:23.520 The problem was it was too short and if pulled 0:57:23.560 --> 0:57:25.840 the microphone towards my head, I thought a train was 0:57:25.880 --> 0:57:28.440 coming at me. But I would have I would have 0:57:28.520 --> 0:57:30.600 saved myself the problem. I would never had this issue 0:57:30.600 --> 0:57:32.960 because I would have just junked them. I would have parted. 0:57:32.960 --> 0:57:34.560 I would have had a funeral for them. I would 0:57:34.600 --> 0:57:38.280 would have read a eulogy headphones. I'm buying headphones as 0:57:38.320 --> 0:57:39.920 as you're on the way to the sco. I'm not 0:57:39.920 --> 0:57:41.959 saying everybody else should do that, because I'm just saying 0:57:41.960 --> 0:57:45.040 we should. Will be clear. You were on the way 0:57:45.120 --> 0:57:48.640 to the to the headphone store, right, Um, do you 0:57:48.640 --> 0:57:52.800 buy anything for your kids while you're there? Okay, I 0:57:52.800 --> 0:57:55.640 know where you're going with this conversation. Right, So, so again, 0:57:56.160 --> 0:57:58.480 you lived a bachelor life and everybody knows your your 0:57:58.480 --> 0:58:01.040 boogie boy. You spend the hundred dollars on a tie 0:58:01.080 --> 0:58:03.800 dyed shirt. Okay, you get to live that life. I've 0:58:03.840 --> 0:58:06.480 got to pay to college tuitions starting in August, and 0:58:06.520 --> 0:58:07.720 I have to. I have to pay off the I 0:58:07.760 --> 0:58:09.640 have a car at least no, because I don't have 0:58:09.800 --> 0:58:11.920 Scary Jones money to buy it. I understand. I'm not 0:58:11.960 --> 0:58:14.040 going to spend a hundred dollars on a cave for 0:58:14.080 --> 0:58:16.800 a podcast that hopefully we'll be doing in a studio 0:58:16.920 --> 0:58:20.960 at work someday. This is a temporary folding table and 0:58:21.040 --> 0:58:23.200 folding chair. You know we're not going to buy it. 0:58:23.720 --> 0:58:25.880 I know they might say they might. They might say, 0:58:25.880 --> 0:58:28.160 we're selling all the furniture at the studios. You guys 0:58:28.160 --> 0:58:30.000 can do it fine from home. See you later. Everyone's 0:58:30.000 --> 0:58:32.520 working from home from now on. If that's the case, 0:58:33.000 --> 0:58:35.000 I will take the money I saved from my easy 0:58:35.040 --> 0:58:38.320 Pass bill and my tunnel charges and my my whatever 0:58:38.640 --> 0:58:41.520 and my gas charges, and I will buy a better headset. 0:58:41.600 --> 0:58:43.040 I'm not trying to tell you to take food out 0:58:43.040 --> 0:58:45.320 of your kid's mouth, but I'm saying, because of because 0:58:45.360 --> 0:58:48.360 of your profession and this specific everything in this world 0:58:48.600 --> 0:58:50.919 should be top line priority whenever you get extra cash, 0:58:50.920 --> 0:58:53.280 because I'm sure you squandered money on things that were 0:58:53.360 --> 0:58:56.800 much more expensive that have nothing to do with squandered 0:58:57.280 --> 0:59:00.240 if I if I buy a better television sets, because 0:59:00.800 --> 0:59:03.600 that's fine, that's good, that's TV. Squander it's TV. That's good, 0:59:03.680 --> 0:59:06.919 that's good. But there's things, don't you know? What? Really? 0:59:06.920 --> 0:59:09.880 What do I squander? What do I squander? What do 0:59:09.880 --> 0:59:11.480 I what do I spend money on that I shouldn't? 0:59:12.040 --> 0:59:14.120 I don't know. I haven't been in yere I spend 0:59:14.440 --> 0:59:17.920 spend in your house because because you think you got 0:59:17.920 --> 0:59:20.840 the FID, I don't trust you. Of course I'm yelling 0:59:20.880 --> 0:59:22.920 at police officers and people from the Dominican Republic, but 0:59:22.920 --> 0:59:24.600 no mask on. So who am I? Well, those are 0:59:24.680 --> 0:59:27.000 unfortunate incidents and that happens to everybody. But the fact 0:59:27.000 --> 0:59:28.640 that you have a row like that, those are some 0:59:28.760 --> 0:59:35.720 fucking singers. The car accident now officially is um, let's see, 0:59:36.640 --> 0:59:39.959 roughly eleven or twelve days. Eleven days, so I feel 0:59:39.960 --> 0:59:42.439 like I'm safe. I feel like I didn't get it, 0:59:42.720 --> 0:59:44.560 and hopefully I didn't give it because I didn't have it. 0:59:44.760 --> 0:59:47.160 So I feel like I was I'm good. So but 0:59:47.280 --> 0:59:50.439 the first couple of days I was worried. I was No, 0:59:50.520 --> 0:59:52.880 I don't blame you. I don't blame you. You know 0:59:53.040 --> 0:59:55.480 here's here's how you Okay, So here's another thing. Right, 0:59:55.560 --> 0:59:57.600 last week I was telling you about my easy pass, right, 0:59:57.640 --> 0:59:59.880 I was to spend it for sixty days, and yeah, 1:00:00.080 --> 1:00:02.240 as your speech, your speech, no, yeah, well yeah, but 1:00:02.560 --> 1:00:05.400 it was you know, but you know the speed limit, 1:00:05.600 --> 1:00:09.240 you know damn well, Brode know that that that was 1:00:09.320 --> 1:00:12.800 something Speedie Jones. That that's something Speedie Jones. Yeah, I'm 1:00:12.800 --> 1:00:16.040 making a point ahead. You know that that was something 1:00:16.080 --> 1:00:17.960 that I could fight, right, and I could probably get 1:00:17.960 --> 1:00:20.760 on the phone and spend my all my days. And 1:00:20.880 --> 1:00:23.480 you said, and you said, and you said to me, 1:00:23.960 --> 1:00:26.080 I would have done the same thing, because you scary. 1:00:26.080 --> 1:00:27.720 You're in the right in this case. You're in the right. 1:00:27.760 --> 1:00:31.360 That's right, right, Okay, you know what I did? I said, 1:00:31.600 --> 1:00:33.760 fuck it, I'm not sitting. I called the easy pass. 1:00:33.840 --> 1:00:36.280 Once it says your way time is over one hour, 1:00:36.640 --> 1:00:40.040 I said, suck my dick. I am not about to 1:00:40.520 --> 1:00:42.440 Is that what you did while you're on hold? I tried. 1:00:43.760 --> 1:00:46.280 I had plenty of time to try. Yeah, I know. 1:00:46.440 --> 1:00:50.080 I hung up the phone. I said no because my 1:00:50.240 --> 1:00:52.720 time is too precious. So you know I'm gonna do 1:00:52.880 --> 1:00:54.880 so I gotta use the day, Brody method. No, but 1:00:54.920 --> 1:00:57.280 here's what it hold on from the house phone, you 1:00:57.320 --> 1:00:59.640 put it on speaker, you leave it on the counter. 1:00:59.760 --> 1:01:01.760 I did you go about your business? Yeah, but I 1:01:01.760 --> 1:01:05.080 don't want to sit around like I know things to do. Really, 1:01:05.120 --> 1:01:06.760 you don't know your house for an hour is not 1:01:06.840 --> 1:01:08.200 an hour of your day when you're in the house 1:01:08.240 --> 1:01:10.040 and you're just walking around doing other things and just 1:01:10.080 --> 1:01:14.800 leaving them speaking, cooking, you're eating, you're you're in the bathrooms. 1:01:13.600 --> 1:01:18.640 And the side thing. My point is nothing changes because 1:01:19.120 --> 1:01:23.160 the stupidity of the easy pass is the following it goes. 1:01:23.720 --> 1:01:25.520 It doesn't catch the tag because it's out of my 1:01:25.560 --> 1:01:28.560 car because I'm suspended, So it catches my plate instead. 1:01:28.600 --> 1:01:30.480 And you know what it does. It puts it right 1:01:30.480 --> 1:01:34.280 on my fucking card credit card statement except on the statement, 1:01:34.960 --> 1:01:37.280 all of them, all the dates previously it has it 1:01:37.360 --> 1:01:39.920 reading my tag, and then all the dates after that 1:01:40.000 --> 1:01:42.160 it has it reading my license plate. And there's no 1:01:42.240 --> 1:01:44.320 fine and there's no fine. No. Every time I go 1:01:44.400 --> 1:01:47.160 through is uh, it's it's the same price and it 1:01:47.160 --> 1:01:49.360 goes right to my license plate. So guess what, It 1:01:49.400 --> 1:01:51.200 all goes to the same place. So is it really 1:01:51.200 --> 1:01:53.440 worth me fighting now? If it was. You would have 1:01:53.480 --> 1:01:57.600 done it just to stand on circumstance because something, and 1:01:57.640 --> 1:01:59.520 you would would have given me money. It would even 1:01:59.560 --> 1:02:02.280 credit on my that's the difference between you and me. Yeah, 1:02:02.280 --> 1:02:04.040 they're damn right. That's one of the many, one of them. 1:02:04.040 --> 1:02:07.240 But listen, in the old days until easy Past used 1:02:07.240 --> 1:02:09.400 to have cash lanes and easy Past lanes, if you 1:02:09.480 --> 1:02:12.960 went through they charged you. Then you have to go 1:02:13.000 --> 1:02:15.000 online and show them that you had an account, even 1:02:15.000 --> 1:02:18.480 though they could easily. It doesn't exist anymore. Stupid website 1:02:18.680 --> 1:02:20.280 find out you have an account. No. Now, it's like 1:02:20.280 --> 1:02:22.480 anyone can drive through this way. If you don't have 1:02:22.520 --> 1:02:24.040 a pass, you can still go through, and they charge 1:02:24.080 --> 1:02:25.520 as long as you're as long as your as long 1:02:25.560 --> 1:02:27.960 as your license plates registered, you can go through. But 1:02:28.080 --> 1:02:29.960 if it's if there are cash lanes there and you 1:02:30.000 --> 1:02:32.680 go to easy Pass, no no, no, you can't. That's that. 1:02:33.040 --> 1:02:35.640 But in fact the Holland Tunnel is all cashless, so 1:02:35.760 --> 1:02:38.160 it doesn't matter. So to me, it's like, what is 1:02:38.200 --> 1:02:40.080 this saying six and one half dozen or the other. 1:02:40.320 --> 1:02:42.919 It doesn't make six of one six of one, But 1:02:43.240 --> 1:02:47.960 you would have you suspended for sixty days and I 1:02:48.000 --> 1:02:50.120 don't give a fuck, let it go. I don't care. 1:02:50.320 --> 1:02:54.280 They're not scoff law. No no, no, no, no. You understand, 1:02:54.360 --> 1:02:57.000 every morning I go through without the tag, there's no 1:02:57.120 --> 1:02:59.680 cash lanes, so it's just it just registers as my 1:02:59.720 --> 1:03:02.680 license plate instead of the tag. It doesn't mean they 1:03:02.720 --> 1:03:04.760 open up. If they open up a cash lane one day, 1:03:04.840 --> 1:03:06.880 you're screwed. Well then I have to go to cash 1:03:06.880 --> 1:03:08.240 and then I have to sit on the cash line 1:03:08.800 --> 1:03:11.280 and I have to take my lumps. How many lumps 1:03:11.320 --> 1:03:18.120 do you want? What do you forcast? Again a classic 1:03:18.120 --> 1:03:20.680 Pete Puma from Bugs Bunny cartoon reference. And we both 1:03:20.680 --> 1:03:22.360 did it at the same time because you just knew, 1:03:22.960 --> 1:03:26.919 we knew, we know. That was before the commercial. Yeah, yeah, 1:03:27.240 --> 1:03:31.520 go ahead, way behind. On some email, I wanted to 1:03:31.520 --> 1:03:33.280 get through because people like, well, what's up. I mean, 1:03:33.360 --> 1:03:36.680 we have two soundclips. Yeah, let's let's play those, all right. 1:03:36.800 --> 1:03:39.480 So I got a message from this guy. It sounds 1:03:39.560 --> 1:03:42.360 very important the anything is and I'm not going out 1:03:42.360 --> 1:03:43.960 of my way to slow it down. And I don't 1:03:43.960 --> 1:03:45.800 know what he's saying, who he wants, so what his 1:03:45.840 --> 1:03:47.400 phone number is? And you don't have to tell me 1:03:47.400 --> 1:03:49.480 what it is if you figure it out, but play 1:03:49.520 --> 1:03:51.400 the play the first message he left for me. If 1:03:51.400 --> 1:03:53.000 you could figure out what he said, I'll call him back. 1:03:54.040 --> 1:04:04.000 Him a black and eine noise, Mr Bigger, this the biggest, 1:04:04.240 --> 1:04:08.600 Mr Lava Lava, Mr So. I thought maybe had a 1:04:08.640 --> 1:04:12.720 bad connection. He calls back, like the next a live 1:04:12.800 --> 1:04:15.200 person or just a robot. No, it's the guy he 1:04:15.280 --> 1:04:17.280 called my house. The next day he plays stick about 1:04:19.960 --> 1:04:33.120 the biggest first thy one bigger, it's the it's the 1:04:33.120 --> 1:04:36.720 bigger vegas. Sounded like he had a headset on and 1:04:36.760 --> 1:04:39.400 he had a shitty wire tatched to his headphones. Sounded 1:04:39.440 --> 1:04:42.760 like he had a head sound like he had a 1:04:42.800 --> 1:04:44.640 head injury. I don't know. I don't know what you're 1:04:44.640 --> 1:04:51.280 trying to, Mr Blood, but he definitely does. She seemed annoyed. Yeah, 1:04:51.400 --> 1:04:54.120 this is the second He's like, please call me, what's 1:04:54.120 --> 1:04:57.400 the bigge? Did you hear the number? Did you hear 1:04:57.400 --> 1:04:59.080 the jipperish? I just left you? Why don't you call 1:04:59.120 --> 1:05:01.320 me back? Right then? He didn't even know the number. 1:05:06.280 --> 1:05:15.680 I'll three divided by four times six square root of four? 1:05:15.760 --> 1:05:22.240 Call me? Is that the guy that hits you speaking 1:05:22.320 --> 1:05:24.280 to Meggy? So listen. I don't know if he's Mr 1:05:24.320 --> 1:05:27.720 Biggin or he's calling Mr Biggest Biggin. I'm gonna register 1:05:27.800 --> 1:05:30.320 that on. Don't take that on Twitter. I'm going to 1:05:30.320 --> 1:05:34.040 get on social media. I'm registering Mr Biggin and I'm 1:05:34.080 --> 1:05:38.600 getting on get my own name. Now, what the fuck? 1:05:39.040 --> 1:05:41.840 I don't know. Do you ever call back after that? No? 1:05:42.160 --> 1:05:44.720 That was gonna no. So I feel like maybe I'll 1:05:44.720 --> 1:05:46.320 try to figure out the phone number. I'll look at 1:05:46.320 --> 1:05:47.880 my caller right d C if he came up, and 1:05:47.920 --> 1:05:50.440 I'll take the call. I gotta call him. He is 1:05:51.760 --> 1:05:54.360 all right, Well, I hope he solved his problem. You know, 1:05:54.400 --> 1:05:56.120 he said he's do you know he's doing right, He's going, 1:05:56.240 --> 1:05:59.160 son of a bitch. Bigger didn't call me. Left in 1:05:59.200 --> 1:06:07.840 two messages. Mail that change like it's mail time. Welcome, 1:06:08.400 --> 1:06:10.960 You've got mail. You can always email us at the 1:06:10.960 --> 1:06:16.000 Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. Noel Johnson says, Hey, 1:06:16.000 --> 1:06:19.000 what up, guys? Y'all read an email on episode one 1:06:19.080 --> 1:06:22.200 from my buddy David about his hotel problem. I just 1:06:22.240 --> 1:06:26.280 wanted to say, eat a dick, David, not brody loving 1:06:26.360 --> 1:06:28.520 y'all from the r V A Slice for Life, jar 1:06:29.840 --> 1:06:33.720 Noel wanted to get Apparently, we must have talked about him. 1:06:33.960 --> 1:06:36.080 He must have talked about him in the email we read, 1:06:36.360 --> 1:06:38.280 so that was his way of getting back in. By 1:06:38.280 --> 1:06:39.560 the way, scary. Do you know what the r VA 1:06:39.640 --> 1:06:43.800 stands for? That's Richmond, Virginia. Very nice. Oh, the r 1:06:43.840 --> 1:06:46.000 v A of course, r v A Richmond. He said 1:06:46.000 --> 1:06:48.120 it like everyone should know. Like I wonder people like 1:06:48.200 --> 1:06:51.760 what v r v A r v A r v ay. 1:06:51.800 --> 1:06:53.760 What was going on in Alabama the other night with 1:06:53.800 --> 1:06:59.240 that game? Holy sh it in Tuscaloosa. You see the streets. Yeah, 1:06:59.280 --> 1:07:01.160 that's not it's not gonna end well for a lot 1:07:01.200 --> 1:07:03.520 of people. That was jam. They all pulled up. They 1:07:03.520 --> 1:07:05.200 all pulled it. David Brody getting out of his car 1:07:05.240 --> 1:07:07.800 in an accident, every last one of them. You know what, 1:07:07.840 --> 1:07:10.240 they were in a celebratory moved they had Yes, So 1:07:10.280 --> 1:07:13.560 the the virus doesn't spa roll tide one. They beat 1:07:13.600 --> 1:07:17.240 the Ohio State. On Facebook that says when your team 1:07:17.280 --> 1:07:19.720 wins the national Championship, COVID doesn't spread. So you know 1:07:19.720 --> 1:07:25.000 it's true. I saw on Facebook Cassie Razowski said this 1:07:25.240 --> 1:07:27.040 this is short and sweet. Guys, want to thank you 1:07:27.040 --> 1:07:29.960 for keeping the podcast going through the pandemic. My son 1:07:30.080 --> 1:07:34.280 was born the day quarantine started. For me. Needless to say, 1:07:34.320 --> 1:07:36.760 it's been an emotional roller coaster being a first time 1:07:36.800 --> 1:07:39.440 mom in a pandemic. I've been a slice since the beginning, 1:07:39.480 --> 1:07:42.400 and my son has been a slicense to start of life, 1:07:42.520 --> 1:07:45.360 the start of life. Couldn't have done it without you two. 1:07:45.800 --> 1:07:50.320 Love you both hashtag raising him right, Cassie, Thank you, Cassie. 1:07:50.600 --> 1:07:53.439 I love hearing stories like that. It knows it means 1:07:53.480 --> 1:07:56.680 that we have purpose. Uh, get some tweets together. In 1:07:56.680 --> 1:07:59.760 the meantime, there Brody Yankee fan Dan ninety at gmails 1:07:59.800 --> 1:08:01.880 as Happy New Year, Love you guys all the way 1:08:01.880 --> 1:08:06.040 from North Idaho, listening to you guys while running my 1:08:06.280 --> 1:08:10.520 dozer all caught what's the bulldozer? Is that that likes 1:08:10.520 --> 1:08:13.200 you saying d's are wrong? No? Dozer all caught up? 1:08:13.800 --> 1:08:16.599 All caught up finally, and now I have to wait. Well, 1:08:16.640 --> 1:08:18.640 you know a lot of people used oh there's a 1:08:18.680 --> 1:08:20.559 picture that they set the picture of them out in 1:08:20.560 --> 1:08:23.400 the field in the bulldozer. Oh that's a bulldozer all right. 1:08:24.120 --> 1:08:26.400 You know. I do like the fact that people are 1:08:26.960 --> 1:08:30.040 catching up because now maybe more people will be able 1:08:30.080 --> 1:08:33.200 to hear the show in less time. You know what 1:08:33.200 --> 1:08:35.559 I'm saying, like like with less time going by, meaning 1:08:35.600 --> 1:08:38.640 it's it's more current. You know. I like that. I 1:08:38.760 --> 1:08:41.080 have no clue. You don't want more people. You don't 1:08:41.080 --> 1:08:44.680 want people. You don't want more people to catch up, 1:08:43.439 --> 1:08:48.120 and that's what I'm saying. And you love catchup? Oh 1:08:48.160 --> 1:08:50.120 I do. In fact, I'm gonna read something for someone 1:08:50.120 --> 1:08:52.960 who mentioned hi in SketchUp when when it's time, I 1:08:53.000 --> 1:08:54.880 trying to read something, go for go for all Right, 1:08:54.960 --> 1:08:56.280 So I got a d M. I think it was 1:08:56.360 --> 1:08:59.719 today from j C's up Close, j C's up close, 1:09:00.120 --> 1:09:03.679 j s e s up close on on Instagram. Uh. 1:09:03.880 --> 1:09:06.200 She she mostly wrote it about me, but put you first. 1:09:06.200 --> 1:09:08.479 So that's a fail right there. But she's very new year. 1:09:08.520 --> 1:09:11.719 I'm listening in order. Loved one oh three Scary Majewing 1:09:11.800 --> 1:09:14.320 the Brunch and one oh six Brodie's rage at the 1:09:14.320 --> 1:09:16.280 Perfect Dinner. Remember when I went out to dinner nothing 1:09:16.320 --> 1:09:20.080 was wrong? Yes that was crazy, she wrote, no Scullion's, 1:09:20.080 --> 1:09:23.120 no Parsley, no dill, Yes heines no hidden pickle. That 1:09:23.200 --> 1:09:25.960 was my Chick fil A reference. You guys are the best, 1:09:25.960 --> 1:09:27.720 and I'm sure many slices feel like I do. That 1:09:27.760 --> 1:09:30.599 you are the bright spot in these mad times. So 1:09:30.720 --> 1:09:32.960 thank you very much. That's very cool, and I'm glad 1:09:32.960 --> 1:09:34.719 you're I think last week I said at one one 1:09:34.800 --> 1:09:38.280 thirteen was the dill? So I was one oh three, 1:09:38.320 --> 1:09:41.799 I guess three. I think one is fisted and forked. 1:09:42.120 --> 1:09:48.320 That that dinner, that that that meal that we had, no, no, 1:09:48.400 --> 1:09:50.080 the one, what was the one? That? The one, the 1:09:50.120 --> 1:09:53.240 perfect one, the perfect Oh the place in you were 1:09:53.320 --> 1:09:55.840 ripping whatever was left of your hair out of your head. 1:09:56.479 --> 1:10:00.240 That was so mad sy, scary, scary. There is no 1:10:00.240 --> 1:10:03.680 need to offend. Okay, nothing, because you never do that 1:10:03.720 --> 1:10:11.639 to me. Brodie decided. Brody wanted something to rant about 1:10:11.680 --> 1:10:15.200 that night. He wanted so bad to be everything was 1:10:15.240 --> 1:10:17.360 perfect and listen to one oh six. You'll hear it. 1:10:17.439 --> 1:10:21.800 You guys already listened in order. Okay, So let's say, 1:10:22.240 --> 1:10:24.840 Jasmine Quintana cracking up, just what did I read this one? 1:10:24.880 --> 1:10:26.719 I write about that she went to the Chinese food place, 1:10:27.880 --> 1:10:29.479 just went to my local Chinese from the place. The 1:10:29.560 --> 1:10:32.679 lady there. The lady was there to pick up food, 1:10:32.960 --> 1:10:35.040 which she was having a difficult time understanding the worker 1:10:35.080 --> 1:10:37.599 and proceeded to demand a soda, but not just any soda, 1:10:37.640 --> 1:10:39.920 a grape soda. I almost lost my ship waiting for 1:10:39.960 --> 1:10:44.559 my own food slice for life. We good, So, uh, 1:10:44.640 --> 1:10:48.479 let's see where's that rebate form? While you finding that, 1:10:48.600 --> 1:10:52.120 Michael Rembkowski said, you got using my name in vain. 1:10:52.280 --> 1:10:55.520 Hey scary, and Brody got one small rant about Brody. 1:10:55.600 --> 1:10:58.680 I've listened since zero and email you guys every once 1:10:58.720 --> 1:11:01.240 in a while. While I've been listening, I can't help 1:11:01.320 --> 1:11:05.320 but notice Brody always uses Mike as a knockoff, generic, 1:11:05.439 --> 1:11:10.000 branded term or item. Play the rant music here? Oh oh, 1:11:10.120 --> 1:11:12.479 he wants me to play enthusiasts. No, no, you don't 1:11:12.520 --> 1:11:15.680 get the rant music. I appreciate you wanting it, but well, 1:11:16.320 --> 1:11:18.760 God forbid. I was to open up any shop with 1:11:18.800 --> 1:11:21.479 the name Mike in it, or brand something I create 1:11:21.520 --> 1:11:24.280 with the name Mike without it already having a negative 1:11:24.320 --> 1:11:28.880 effect from Brody constantly referring to knockoff products like mike 1:11:29.000 --> 1:11:32.599 Superior paper towels or Mike's greasy used car A lot. 1:11:33.080 --> 1:11:37.080 That's it, Brody, Please give all names equal opportunity to 1:11:37.080 --> 1:11:41.599 be generic. All right? Actually he left his number, hope 1:11:41.600 --> 1:11:44.280 about he left his phone number, and he wanted us 1:11:44.280 --> 1:11:47.400 to call him and he wanted to tell us on 1:11:47.439 --> 1:11:53.040 the podcast, that's too late for that. No, Joel underscore 1:11:53.080 --> 1:11:55.040 the Jeweler. I have to make sure I haven't read 1:11:55.080 --> 1:11:56.800 these already, I apologizes if I have. I got a 1:11:56.800 --> 1:11:58.960 fifty all the refund from Amazon today because they sent 1:11:59.000 --> 1:12:01.160 the wrong color office air. They wanted to give me 1:12:01.200 --> 1:12:04.080 thirty seven dollars. I said, rounded up to an even fifty, 1:12:04.120 --> 1:12:06.880 and then we'll be good. Free dessert. They go, Joel 1:12:06.920 --> 1:12:10.479 the jeweler Um. There was a part two to Michael's email. 1:12:11.200 --> 1:12:17.160 Oh damn it, okay, okay, it's slawsagna. I ordered two 1:12:17.200 --> 1:12:20.519 tires for a race coming up, and they showed delivered. 1:12:20.560 --> 1:12:23.480 They showed delivered on the app and the drivers specified 1:12:23.560 --> 1:12:25.439 left on the porch by the way. They always do 1:12:25.520 --> 1:12:28.439 that no more, which I thought is a bad spot 1:12:28.439 --> 1:12:31.680 because they're completely exposed. Also, I have special instructions on 1:12:31.720 --> 1:12:34.840 my Amazon to throw tires over my r RV gate 1:12:34.880 --> 1:12:38.120 to the backyard. I get home and guess what, no tires. 1:12:38.400 --> 1:12:42.120 Amazon tells me, Uh, no problem. Ship two more. Two 1:12:42.200 --> 1:12:45.120 tires came in. They threw them over the gate. A 1:12:45.160 --> 1:12:48.120 few days later, a ring at my doorbell around nine o'clock. 1:12:48.520 --> 1:12:50.559 I answer, and it's a guy from down the street 1:12:50.560 --> 1:12:54.040 who had random tires thrown over his gate. He just noticed. 1:12:54.439 --> 1:12:57.400 He said, I don't have a car that these tires fit, 1:12:57.560 --> 1:13:01.040 so I bought them. So the correct address to the 1:13:01.040 --> 1:13:04.200 correct address, which was me. I here you go, called 1:13:04.200 --> 1:13:06.240 Amazon back and tell the guy what happened. He says, 1:13:06.880 --> 1:13:09.639 keep all of them for the trouble boom free ship 1:13:09.680 --> 1:13:13.680 for me hashtag not a scambaroti. By the way, but 1:13:13.800 --> 1:13:15.080 what does that have to do with What does it 1:13:15.160 --> 1:13:16.920 have to do with Lasagna? I think it was gonna 1:13:16.920 --> 1:13:18.960 be like ship Lasagna. Uh. He hadn't going in a 1:13:18.960 --> 1:13:21.960 different direction there, But whatever the case, Michael. Uh yeah. 1:13:22.000 --> 1:13:24.120 By the way, here's the one little mistake you made, 1:13:24.439 --> 1:13:27.000 because it would have opened you up to a bigger error. 1:13:27.280 --> 1:13:29.719 You called Amazon and you told them the tires were found. 1:13:30.120 --> 1:13:31.880 By that point, it was two weeks later or whatever 1:13:31.880 --> 1:13:33.920 it was. Fuck it, it's over. They're not looking for 1:13:33.960 --> 1:13:36.240 those tires. They already sent you to know. He's an 1:13:36.240 --> 1:13:38.280 honest man. He's an honest man, you know. But they 1:13:38.320 --> 1:13:39.600 could have been. They could have opened it up to 1:13:39.920 --> 1:13:42.559 all right, yeah, all right, we're gonna send you return 1:13:42.920 --> 1:13:45.280 box and you just bring it over to the You 1:13:45.280 --> 1:13:46.720 know what I'm saying, Like, who knows if they would 1:13:46.720 --> 1:13:48.960 have wanted them back? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want 1:13:48.960 --> 1:13:50.559 to mention a couple of people I asked to send 1:13:50.560 --> 1:13:53.760 me their free dessert stories to my Brody at Elvis 1:13:53.840 --> 1:13:56.280 rand dot com email address. I haven't had a chance 1:13:56.280 --> 1:13:59.000 to read them yet. I apologize. But if you're wondering 1:13:59.040 --> 1:14:00.840 why we haven't read them yet, I haven't had a chance. 1:14:01.120 --> 1:14:02.720 I gotta go in there and like, read them all, 1:14:02.960 --> 1:14:05.200 organize them all. Haven't had a chance. I haven't forgotten 1:14:05.200 --> 1:14:07.640 about him, haven't had a chance. Uh ah cosh a 1:14:07.800 --> 1:14:11.479 k A s h. I'm assuming it's the pronunciation. Hey Brody, 1:14:11.680 --> 1:14:13.320 Happy holidays. Hope you're enjoying a break. This is from 1:14:13.360 --> 1:14:14.640 a couple of weeks ago. I just want to let 1:14:14.640 --> 1:14:15.960 you know that I finally started listening to the Brooklyn 1:14:15.960 --> 1:14:19.240 Boys podcast from episode zero and it's very entertaining and funny. 1:14:19.560 --> 1:14:21.840 I thoroughly enjoy it and appreciate the time that you 1:14:21.920 --> 1:14:24.519 and Scary take in producing it. Much love, wishing you 1:14:24.600 --> 1:14:26.840 and your family blah blah blah blah. So welcome aboard 1:14:26.840 --> 1:14:31.080 to cash. Yeah that's very nice. Um. Oh, so this 1:14:31.160 --> 1:14:34.920 was the review that Raoul lent Uh left for us. 1:14:35.439 --> 1:14:40.800 Uh Right, Raoul Role. We talked to Raoul right. He 1:14:40.840 --> 1:14:44.479 went on Yelp and left a review for Siddel's the 1:14:45.160 --> 1:14:50.280 Dill Jewish Restaurant um and and he wrote, uh, two stars. 1:14:50.360 --> 1:14:52.639 The Brooklyn Boys came to the restaurant and they had 1:14:52.640 --> 1:14:55.080 to endure six six inch bottle of dyet coke. The 1:14:55.120 --> 1:14:57.960 food had Dylan it and David did not enjoy it. 1:14:58.479 --> 1:15:00.400 I personally have never been there, but heard on the 1:15:00.439 --> 1:15:05.000 podcast fu So Yelp and Sidel's reported it and they 1:15:05.040 --> 1:15:08.080 took it down, but OH had our back. Now, this 1:15:08.160 --> 1:15:09.920 is the funniest thing I got sent in the past week. 1:15:10.200 --> 1:15:12.960 Shout out that you got. You know, Randy, Randy Michelle 1:15:13.000 --> 1:15:16.600 sabo Um. I believe she's a big MET fan. I 1:15:16.640 --> 1:15:19.320 saw this commercial the day after she said this to 1:15:19.360 --> 1:15:22.479 me because I don't normally watch commercials. It is an 1:15:22.479 --> 1:15:26.160 All State commercial with a lunar like a moonlander, like 1:15:26.200 --> 1:15:30.320 a moon buggy going across the surface of the moon. Okay, 1:15:30.960 --> 1:15:33.599 I don't know. They're rambling about insurance whatever, and these 1:15:33.600 --> 1:15:35.840 these two astronauts are in this moon buggy and at 1:15:35.920 --> 1:15:40.040 one point they must hit a ramp whatever or like 1:15:40.080 --> 1:15:42.439 a high part of the moon, and the car goes 1:15:42.479 --> 1:15:45.479 flying over crater and because it's you know, there's no 1:15:45.960 --> 1:15:49.160 gravity up there or less gravity, it goes really far 1:15:49.240 --> 1:15:51.240 and then lands and at the bottom of the screen. 1:15:51.280 --> 1:15:55.719 Like most car commercials, it says, do not attempt always 1:15:56.800 --> 1:15:59.519 right as if you're gonna be in a dude buggy 1:16:00.120 --> 1:16:04.519 on the moon, the moon with limited gravity, if you are, 1:16:05.000 --> 1:16:09.240 do not attempt jumping the crater on the moon. Like 1:16:09.320 --> 1:16:11.840 I think at that point you don't need to mention that. 1:16:11.880 --> 1:16:13.479 Now you know what that that's a bunch of fucking 1:16:13.680 --> 1:16:17.879 legal legal suits sitting in a room like hyper focusing 1:16:17.880 --> 1:16:20.880 on every little thing. And you know sometimes they you know, 1:16:20.880 --> 1:16:23.400 they're too good. Have fun with it. You should write 1:16:23.400 --> 1:16:25.000 if you're on the moon, if you're on the moon, 1:16:25.240 --> 1:16:27.920 don't attempt this. But some idiots gonna go, I'm gonna 1:16:27.960 --> 1:16:29.960 get into dune buggy here on Earth and I'm gonna 1:16:30.000 --> 1:16:32.320 jump a crater, kill myself, and my family is gonna 1:16:32.360 --> 1:16:35.120 sue all state. Right, Well, that's to cover your ass 1:16:35.200 --> 1:16:39.120 legal team. Definitely, Thank you, Randy. That's a great catch. Also, 1:16:39.560 --> 1:16:42.280 I made a joke that nobody got well, some people 1:16:42.280 --> 1:16:44.679 got but most people didn't understand the joke. I don't 1:16:44.680 --> 1:16:46.439 know if this is true or not. It's irrelevant to 1:16:46.479 --> 1:16:50.559 the story. But when last week when people were losing 1:16:51.080 --> 1:16:55.680 their social media accounts, right, um, and the people are 1:16:55.640 --> 1:16:59.400 getting bumped off social media platforms. Uh some it looked 1:16:59.439 --> 1:17:05.360 like Olive Garden rescinded Sean Hannity Sean Hannity's lifetime pasta 1:17:05.400 --> 1:17:09.000 pass Sean Hannity of calls from Fox News, and uh 1:17:09.080 --> 1:17:12.400 so they sent out an official graphic looked very authentic 1:17:12.479 --> 1:17:15.200 and it said, um, you know, due to the incidents 1:17:15.240 --> 1:17:18.760 in Washington, blah blah blah. In response, Olive Garden has 1:17:18.800 --> 1:17:22.439 invalidated our never ending passa pass for several guests and 1:17:22.520 --> 1:17:26.920 revoked a lifetime pasta pass from Sean Hannity. Right, so, 1:17:27.000 --> 1:17:29.120 it looked real. I don't care if it's real or not. 1:17:29.439 --> 1:17:31.240 So I sent out a joke and I said, if 1:17:31.240 --> 1:17:32.920 they really want to punish him, they'll send them a 1:17:32.920 --> 1:17:37.240 second one, a second one because the food is so bad. 1:17:37.280 --> 1:17:41.360 There you're making a joke about Olive Garden's food. Some 1:17:41.439 --> 1:17:44.400 people love I. I like the bread sticks and the 1:17:46.640 --> 1:17:51.200 jokes whatever following that under you know, now Remember we 1:17:51.280 --> 1:17:56.360 spoke about me and Ed's pizza. Uh, decent pizza, and 1:17:56.360 --> 1:17:59.559 they're looking for people that franchise them out and You're like, 1:17:59.640 --> 1:18:01.880 who in a right mind would be It's sucking me 1:18:01.920 --> 1:18:05.479 and Eds well. Efron Lopez wrote to the Brooklyn Boys 1:18:05.520 --> 1:18:09.840 podcast facebook page and sent me this message, Um, I'm 1:18:09.880 --> 1:18:13.599 from to Larry, California, near Fresno. Just want to chime 1:18:13.600 --> 1:18:16.280 in about me and Eds. It's a northern California chain 1:18:16.360 --> 1:18:19.800 and it is far superior than other chain restaurants. One 1:18:19.800 --> 1:18:22.559 of my favorite pizza spots when I want a cheaper 1:18:22.640 --> 1:18:26.520 chain pizza. It's a thin crust that doesn't taste like cardboard, 1:18:26.720 --> 1:18:30.679 with a slight spicy and Herbie or Herbie taste, whatever 1:18:30.720 --> 1:18:35.200 Herbie taste. Unfortunately, we don't have pizzeria's out here like 1:18:35.240 --> 1:18:37.559 the quality you guys have, but hope to get one 1:18:37.600 --> 1:18:39.679 one day. I hope to go out to New York 1:18:39.680 --> 1:18:41.519 one day and see what it's all about. Love you guys, 1:18:41.600 --> 1:18:43.960 keep it up well, I would say in that Uh, 1:18:44.120 --> 1:18:47.080 in that case, buy a plane ticket. They're very cheap 1:18:47.120 --> 1:18:52.760 this time of year. And uh, when I look at 1:18:52.760 --> 1:18:54.000 the map, it looked like almost all of them are 1:18:54.000 --> 1:18:57.200 in Los Angeles, so maybe it's a California thing overall. Um, 1:18:57.240 --> 1:19:00.160 when you listen to the bonus episode with point up, 1:19:01.520 --> 1:19:04.320 you'll get this reference. But Efron, if you want really 1:19:04.320 --> 1:19:07.479 good pizza, there's a gas station in Ioa you should try. 1:19:07.960 --> 1:19:11.479 It's called so what was Arlie? I don't know. I 1:19:11.479 --> 1:19:14.040 don't remember the name. So, but it's gas station pizza. 1:19:14.479 --> 1:19:17.400 So listen to the bonus episode which of the episode, 1:19:17.880 --> 1:19:21.479 and you will hear all about Iowa's Best pizza located 1:19:21.520 --> 1:19:24.160 in a gas station. Now, scary. I got an a 1:19:24.240 --> 1:19:26.960 d M here from somebody who was very proud of 1:19:27.000 --> 1:19:30.280 the fact they didn't get taken advantage of right, they 1:19:30.400 --> 1:19:33.439 used my theory and of you know, even as not even. 1:19:33.720 --> 1:19:36.120 But I want your opinion, Scary on how you feel 1:19:36.120 --> 1:19:41.240 it worked out. William Rivera wrote me free dessert. Purchased 1:19:41.280 --> 1:19:44.559 a car from CarMax in Connecticut. But before all that happened, 1:19:44.560 --> 1:19:46.040 the sales rep said they would deliver it to me 1:19:46.120 --> 1:19:49.400 in the Bronx. Okay, so the Bronx is maybe an 1:19:49.400 --> 1:19:52.880 hour or so from Connecticut, depending on which part of Connecticut. Okay, 1:19:53.360 --> 1:19:57.479 another sales Actually we did deliver sixty miles out. I 1:19:57.560 --> 1:20:00.479 lived seventy miles away from from the dealership. I said, 1:20:00.600 --> 1:20:02.639 let me talk to a manager. Got a call back 1:20:02.680 --> 1:20:05.479 five minutes later, and the rep stated, we don't cross borders. 1:20:05.680 --> 1:20:07.360 I would have to come up to the lot to 1:20:07.400 --> 1:20:09.400 pick the car up if I wanted it. So I said, 1:20:09.439 --> 1:20:12.960 that's what wasn't what I was told? Um? I said, 1:20:12.960 --> 1:20:14.640 I was told it wouldn't be a problem for you 1:20:14.680 --> 1:20:19.840 to deliver the car here, okay, um? And I said, uh, 1:20:20.040 --> 1:20:23.480 you you're you mentioned that you record all the conversations 1:20:23.520 --> 1:20:26.800 for quality assurance. Why don't you go listen to the conversation. 1:20:27.439 --> 1:20:29.920 So they call him back the next day, stating they 1:20:29.920 --> 1:20:32.400 made a mistake on their part. They offered to get 1:20:32.400 --> 1:20:34.280 me a lift and pick my wife and I and 1:20:34.360 --> 1:20:37.000 drive us up seventy miles north, which would have cost 1:20:37.040 --> 1:20:39.120 a hundred and twenty five dollars. I looked it up 1:20:39.120 --> 1:20:42.120 on the lift app. Long story short, They drove me 1:20:42.160 --> 1:20:44.559 there and I drove home in my new car. Longtime 1:20:44.640 --> 1:20:51.479 listener since episode zero, listening in order. Okay, here's the problem, 1:20:51.520 --> 1:20:53.759 here's the problem. Why he's not a true Jedi master. 1:20:54.040 --> 1:20:57.080 And I told him this and he's like, you're right, Okay, 1:20:57.520 --> 1:20:59.960 what I wrote was, although if you want to be 1:21:00.040 --> 1:21:02.559 a master, they should have given you some kind of 1:21:02.560 --> 1:21:06.080 credit for making you drive both ways and invest your 1:21:06.080 --> 1:21:08.240 time and effort. And when the car was supposed to 1:21:08.280 --> 1:21:11.120 be delivered, so you you just put seventy miles on 1:21:11.200 --> 1:21:13.680 your new car, gave up at least two hours of 1:21:13.680 --> 1:21:17.719 your time. So although they tried to screw you big time, 1:21:18.160 --> 1:21:21.040 they ended up screwing you less because you stuff for yourself. 1:21:21.280 --> 1:21:25.599 They still screwed you because they only deliver sixty miles. 1:21:26.280 --> 1:21:28.439 Then you should have driven ten miles and had to 1:21:28.439 --> 1:21:31.880 meet you there. That's right. That's what Elane did on 1:21:31.880 --> 1:21:35.000 Seinfeld when they wouldn't deliver the fish from the Chinese restaurant. 1:21:35.200 --> 1:21:37.280 She pretended to live closer and stood in the doorway. 1:21:37.360 --> 1:21:41.000 I was a classic episode. Well you know, so, William. 1:21:41.200 --> 1:21:43.400 You did well, William, but you're not quite there yet. 1:21:43.400 --> 1:21:47.479 You could do better, right, all right, Brodie, that's not 1:21:47.560 --> 1:21:51.800 all we got for the moment. That's not all I got. 1:21:51.120 --> 1:21:53.640 I got pages of shipped too. But what do you 1:21:53.680 --> 1:21:57.439 want to do? I'm looking at this clock here right, 1:21:57.479 --> 1:21:59.240 I want to read one more thing. 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