Speaker 1: Startuft Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, Brooklyn Buys,
Speaker 1: start Up. They make it noise doat Up? Start Up?
Speaker 1: Episode one, It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. You messed up
Speaker 1: again two weeks and are all no. I didn't. I
Speaker 1: sent you the boys and back in Town jingle so
Speaker 1: that you could play it this week. I said, oh,
Speaker 1: we'll make up for a lot of people asked for
Speaker 1: it last weekend. But we're not back in town. We've
Speaker 1: been in town like two weeks now. So I made
Speaker 1: him off. I left town. I made a conscious effort
Speaker 1: and it is a conscious desiven decision to not play it.
Speaker 1: I knew it was there. I have it. I had it.
Speaker 1: I could have gone to a Ruba. You don't know
Speaker 1: where I've been. Yeah, in these COVID times. Come on,
Speaker 1: come on, the next time we're on vacation. Okay, guess
Speaker 1: what April I mean we get off for MLK Day
Speaker 1: next week. That's not a vacation. We didn't. We're not
Speaker 1: missing a day. The next time we miss a week,
Speaker 1: which will be no, it's February. We have President's Week
Speaker 1: off the Morning Show, Elvis Duran. We will all be
Speaker 1: off for the week of President's Week. That's the week
Speaker 1: of the fourteen, that's Valentine's Day Week. What you got
Speaker 1: you got anything plan for Valentine's What are your big plans? Day? Broody?
Speaker 1: That was my plan? I said, I just you know what,
Speaker 1: this year, I might be joining you doing that, because, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, where am I going to go? I'm screwed.
Speaker 1: You can't can't take your girlfriend to a strip club
Speaker 1: or a Victoria's Secret fashion show. All the other big
Speaker 1: things you've done for your girlfriend, big big holiday for me,
Speaker 1: they we're all just created, created for hall Mark. I mean,
Speaker 1: let's face it, well, listen, last Valentine's Day was right
Speaker 1: before the pandemic shut everything down. Yeah, I mean we
Speaker 1: were in the pandemic, but it hadn't gotten to pandemic levels.
Speaker 1: We didn't even know it. Speaking speaking of which, we're
Speaker 1: we're a couple of months away from a year since
Speaker 1: we've been in studio, and I think I talked about
Speaker 1: this the day we got sent home. We all left
Speaker 1: at the same time, and Nate, who was one of
Speaker 1: the other producers on the show, was right behind me.
Speaker 1: And I rolled through, like I said, I rolled through
Speaker 1: a red light. I slowed down like two miles an hour.
Speaker 1: There was no because it was there was Yeah, there
Speaker 1: was no one on the street because it was a pandemic.
Speaker 1: So I was like okay, and I signaled I made
Speaker 1: it right because Nate was right behind me. Don't want
Speaker 1: to stop short anyway, And the guy was on a
Speaker 1: scooter on the sidewalk, came flying on the turn, cutting
Speaker 1: aid off, almost caused an accident. Was like a Paul
Speaker 1: Blart mall cop kind of scooter. No, no, no, it
Speaker 1: was it was. It was a Limbretta. I believe that's
Speaker 1: the name of the company. Anyway. Uh my father used
Speaker 1: to ride one, So shut your face anyway. So he
Speaker 1: gave me a t I'm not insulting it. I'm just
Speaker 1: no no. So that was March of twenty my court
Speaker 1: date because I pled. I pled not guilty because if
Speaker 1: you plead not guilty, you can go to court and
Speaker 1: at the time they'll let your plea bargain, pay the
Speaker 1: fine and not get any points. Because I told the
Speaker 1: officer I don't want to rehash. You guys all heard this,
Speaker 1: you listen in order. Anyway, the court day got bumped
Speaker 1: from I want to say July to October, and then
Speaker 1: from October to February next month. Now, when does it
Speaker 1: go from February to thrown away? Because it's well but no,
Speaker 1: it went from February now to uh July or August,
Speaker 1: so it'll be a year and a half almost from
Speaker 1: the time I went through had got the ticket before
Speaker 1: I go to court, if they honor that court, you're
Speaker 1: ready to defend yourself in court, dude, I've I've defended
Speaker 1: myself in court before. I was pretty law. I'm great.
Speaker 1: I haven't lost yet. You know who else defended themselves
Speaker 1: in court? The dating game Killer? Yeah, well, I mean
Speaker 1: you gotta have some set of balls and be some
Speaker 1: kind of psychopaths of the crazies do that to defend
Speaker 1: yourself in court. But that's like other crazy people have
Speaker 1: done that. They all wos. By the way, if there's
Speaker 1: one guy who did it and wand you know, off
Speaker 1: to tweet me, but most of them lose. Most I mean,
Speaker 1: how do you keep up with all the paperwork and
Speaker 1: all the cross examination. I mean, you're destined to like
Speaker 1: choke up or hang yourself for perjury. Nobody knows you well, yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody knows your case better than you. But there's a
Speaker 1: guy on TikTok. He's um, he's I think his name
Speaker 1: is like um Internet lawyer or lawyer explainer, something like that. Lawyer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a good looking guy. Anyway, he'll he'll explain whatever
Speaker 1: is going on in the world. So like he'll explain
Speaker 1: the impeachment trial going on. But a couple of days ago, Um,
Speaker 1: the lawyers for one of the guys that attacked the capitol,
Speaker 1: right the I think it was the podium guy took
Speaker 1: uh Speaker Pelosi's podium then waved like, oh that the
Speaker 1: podium and then put it on eBay. I mean, at
Speaker 1: that point, you're begging to get caught, right. So his lawyers,
Speaker 1: who by the way, they're not that it was a replica. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're not the best lawyers in the world. I mean, granted,
Speaker 1: this guy's not gonna hire like New York slick, you know,
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars a day lawyers. But their lawyers have
Speaker 1: been going on TV shows and podcasts and the news
Speaker 1: and cable news to defend him. But you can't defend
Speaker 1: him because he did it. So they're saying things like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was in the Capitol and he had the podium,
Speaker 1: but he didn't do worse things right anyway, This is
Speaker 1: this intimate lawyer was analyzing their their press conference they
Speaker 1: held today where they're basically admitting everything, and he's yelling
Speaker 1: at the video, going don't say that, don't say I
Speaker 1: just say no comment. TikTok, tiktoki. So he's a lawyer,
Speaker 1: so he's on the top of the screen, split screen,
Speaker 1: and they're on the bottom. I feel like this is
Speaker 1: Mystery Science Theater three thousand, where he would watch like
Speaker 1: a really shitty film from I was talking, was talking
Speaker 1: about MST three K just yesterday with my friend Jeff
Speaker 1: and three king. You didn't know that he would sit
Speaker 1: in the movie theater and they would have the silhouettes
Speaker 1: and then they would throw in voiceover comments about what
Speaker 1: the hell is going on the screen and how preposterous
Speaker 1: it looks, and show will you yell at the screen,
Speaker 1: and then they would do it brilliant comments that they wrote.
Speaker 1: You know, it was all, wasn't. I feel like TikTok
Speaker 1: lawyer guy on the internet is doing the same thing
Speaker 1: as they did, Like he was. He was every time
Speaker 1: they answered the question, He's like, you don't say that,
Speaker 1: you don't say even if they have proof. You don't
Speaker 1: admit it. They're like, well, yeah, he was holding the podium,
Speaker 1: went shut up. Well, I'm just I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: put this together as a visual. I want to see
Speaker 1: if I could find it. If I liked the video,
Speaker 1: then I'll be able to play the audio. Let me
Speaker 1: say I can find the audio. And some people will
Speaker 1: defend anyone if you think about it, you know, I
Speaker 1: mean you alayer. Some lawyers are real sleezebags. They're like whatever,
Speaker 1: I know, I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna win either way.
Speaker 1: You know they get them They win because they get
Speaker 1: the money. You know that they paid right. Uh? Where
Speaker 1: were we? Well, I was trying to find the video.
Speaker 1: I think I liked it. If I liked it, then
Speaker 1: I'll be able to play the sound because I didn't
Speaker 1: save it in my favorites. Yeah, so let me see
Speaker 1: only it says only you can change only you can
Speaker 1: see which videos you liked. Yes, I'm may what are
Speaker 1: you doing? That's weird? Well it doesn't think it, I
Speaker 1: don't know, it doesn't. It won't show my likes. I
Speaker 1: had a major scare yesterday on Instagram at aut of Nowhere,
Speaker 1: Brody the my follow my follower count went from a
Speaker 1: hundred eighty nine thousand to one thousand, and then it
Speaker 1: showed me following three hundred more people than I really
Speaker 1: was following on its own. I I contacted our our
Speaker 1: boy Tony and I you know who runs social I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: what is going on? Some my my, uh my, my
Speaker 1: Instagram is possessed? He said, you know something, he I
Speaker 1: think I thought it was taken over by people. He
Speaker 1: said to me, it's it's probably a bunch of bots.
Speaker 1: He says, you probably gave a very spammy app permission
Speaker 1: to use your Instagram. Uh yeah, and and and then
Speaker 1: he says, so anyway, if if you have a problem
Speaker 1: with Instagram and things look weird, the best thing to
Speaker 1: do is to log onto Instagram on your computer. Who
Speaker 1: knew you can log on your on your computer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, but most people just associated with their phone
Speaker 1: and that's the end of it. And it doesn't even
Speaker 1: like you to open it any other way because even
Speaker 1: if you try and open it online, like through Safari
Speaker 1: or one of these our Internet Explorer on your phone,
Speaker 1: it immediately goes to the apps, like don't you mean
Speaker 1: you want to open it here? So it's like it's tough,
Speaker 1: but truth, you can set it not to do that
Speaker 1: so well. In truth be told, if if you go
Speaker 1: to if you go open your Instagram from the web browser,
Speaker 1: you can you can actually revoke access to all these
Speaker 1: other apps from the past that it have access. Facebook
Speaker 1: does that too, well, will revoke all the access and
Speaker 1: then guess what, you know, your problem goes away. And
Speaker 1: that's I used my I used my un followed app
Speaker 1: to see who unfollowed me on Twitter recently, and I
Speaker 1: had like four follows, So bye bye to the hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty that were like legitimate followers. I'm sorry, but
Speaker 1: a lot of them were like suspended accounts. Well that's it.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of bots. There are a lot of bots.
Speaker 1: I was told that they're silencing my first amendment. I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding, Okay. I found the I found the lawyer.
Speaker 1: He's DJ legal Eagle. Let me see if I could
Speaker 1: play the audio here, hold on EJ legal Eagle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is it not playing the audio? Why it's weird?
Speaker 1: Am I on bluetooth? Still? Gee? I could have pulled
Speaker 1: it up from here on my bluetooth. Who could have
Speaker 1: made it sound crystal clear? And stereo with my six thousand,
Speaker 1: three point seven million. I think that's what it is.
Speaker 1: What is it the lotto? It goes up every time
Speaker 1: we talked about of course it goes out every time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not worth that much. Okay, here it is. Hold on,
Speaker 1: here it is you have to factor into as a kid.
Speaker 1: Here we go, I'll get the beginning. Okay, fine, I'll
Speaker 1: watch it. Part of what you have to, you know,
Speaker 1: factor into is again you just have to drill down
Speaker 1: on what actually happened. You have a photograph for a client,
Speaker 1: you know, Um, why why are you Why are you
Speaker 1: admitting that you don't have to admit the authenticity authorized
Speaker 1: to be there with? Why are you admitting that no
Speaker 1: one appurs to be a quoting or electron I'm next,
Speaker 1: I sure which one it is called. We have obviously
Speaker 1: that presents problems for using per passage and that you
Speaker 1: have client in the building at the time of breaking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know that you know how to else explain that,
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's that's that would be a problem. Not
Speaker 1: a magician and bigness. So yeah, we've got a photograph
Speaker 1: of work. I mean, he's not wrong. That has a
Speaker 1: huge problem this is some mystery science anyway. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: that's exactly what that is. But it's sort of like
Speaker 1: Brady Bunch style. He's in the box above and he's
Speaker 1: looking down. But the lawyer actually goes, well, there's a
Speaker 1: picture I'm holding the lectern inside the capital. I guess
Speaker 1: that's a problem. He's like, yea, does this guy do
Speaker 1: this to a lot for a lot of stuff? I mean?
Speaker 1: Or is he just is he like the you know,
Speaker 1: internet TikTok lawyer and everybody goes he's on Apparently he's
Speaker 1: the YouTube lawyer, and I love it. I love I
Speaker 1: gotta follow this guy like illegal, all right, we should
Speaker 1: we should seek him out, maybe get him on anything
Speaker 1: going on in the world, he explains, But this particular
Speaker 1: one he's yelling at, don't say that, you know. I
Speaker 1: did make a I did make a reference to the
Speaker 1: dating game Killer, but I want to let you know that.
Speaker 1: You gotta watch it, Brody, Oh my god, I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1: It was on ABC last week, and it takes you
Speaker 1: through If you don't know what the dating game was,
Speaker 1: it was a popular game in the seventies where a
Speaker 1: bachelorette would choose three eligible bachelor's um and by asking
Speaker 1: them questions but not seeing them, but the audience got
Speaker 1: to see everybody, so that was the fun part. And
Speaker 1: at the end, the one she picks, she gets to
Speaker 1: meet live on stage, really cute, and then they send
Speaker 1: them away to Tahiti or some stupid place. Acapulco. Well,
Speaker 1: the Dating Game killer was a guy, a serial killer
Speaker 1: from the seventies, similar to like the ones you know,
Speaker 1: like the the Son of Sam's of the World and
Speaker 1: these you know, these other ones. Uh, that is he
Speaker 1: he went. He was so brazen, he was already ten
Speaker 1: years into his killing spree. And the motherfucker turns out
Speaker 1: he was so so sure of himself. He gets on
Speaker 1: the dating game and he goes on national TV, and
Speaker 1: he wins, and and then he continues on his He
Speaker 1: never went on the date, he never killed, He didn't
Speaker 1: kill that girl, thank thankfully. But he goes on and
Speaker 1: continues on this killing spree all around America. And this
Speaker 1: wasn't a time before DNA testing. Um And they show
Speaker 1: how they pieced it all together and how these little
Speaker 1: clues here and there. But he would murder people in
Speaker 1: the most like bludgeon them in the most glory ways, anyway,
Speaker 1: I I you know me, Brodie, I don't like this ship.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't even watch TV, but I was
Speaker 1: sucked in because I was watching Shark Tank last week
Speaker 1: and then it rolled. It did that, they were rolled
Speaker 1: right into the next program, and within three minutes I
Speaker 1: was hooked. So he got overlapping overlapping credits scam right
Speaker 1: while the credits are rolling, or that they're showing you
Speaker 1: pictures and video of like you know, outtakes and stuff
Speaker 1: of the scene of the end they roll in the
Speaker 1: next shows. You're like, how am I watching this? But Brodie,
Speaker 1: definitely definitely watch it. I think it's not going to
Speaker 1: Why not because I have seventy three shows ahead of it.
Speaker 1: In what I want to watch Queen's gambit, I gotta
Speaker 1: watch wait, wait, wait, what what determines the pecking order
Speaker 1: of your seventy three shows? Okay, so I have a
Speaker 1: ton of shows on my DVRs that I'm behind on UM,
Speaker 1: two seasons behind on Westworld. That's more important to me.
Speaker 1: One Divisions coming out on Marvel on Disney Plus on Friday.
Speaker 1: I gotta watch that before Everything Star Wars and Marvel
Speaker 1: jumped to the head. UM. I gotta start watching Ship's Creek.
Speaker 1: I'll start from season. You'll you'll you'll never you'll never
Speaker 1: watch this, you'll never watch, never watch I said that
Speaker 1: I never watched it's not on my But the thing
Speaker 1: about about Dating Game, and just again, if you haven't
Speaker 1: haven't seen, just go look up online to Dating Game
Speaker 1: watch clips on YouTube. It was either a bachelorette or
Speaker 1: a bachelor, a guy or girl who would ask questions
Speaker 1: of three people of the ope, right, right, But but
Speaker 1: but here's the thing. Some people who are now big
Speaker 1: celebrities went on that show before they were celebrities. Either
Speaker 1: either they did it to get like a TV exposure,
Speaker 1: or they or they were looking to get a date.
Speaker 1: So people like Steve Martin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Fara force At,
Speaker 1: Tom Sellick, John Riddter, Sally Field, um, a lot of them,
Speaker 1: Michael Richards from Cramer, you know, and christ All. Kirsty
Speaker 1: Alley was was on Dating Game. She was also on
Speaker 1: Match Game. She was a game show whore. So to speak, uh,
Speaker 1: well again, you canna say, oh, I'm not calling hard who.
Speaker 1: She was a game show addict back in the day
Speaker 1: before she was famous. So you know this thing I
Speaker 1: wonder if you know what. It reminds me of the
Speaker 1: time when when I went on Blind Date. Oh my god, people,
Speaker 1: a lot of people don't know this, and you can
Speaker 1: google it. It's out there. It's on YouTube. Scary Jones
Speaker 1: on Blind Date and I went on a date with
Speaker 1: I went on the TV show if you remember it
Speaker 1: was from was popular in the two thousand's early two thousands,
Speaker 1: where again they would set someone up on a date
Speaker 1: and then we they cameras would follow us to dinner
Speaker 1: and then hopefully to the hot tub late at night whatever,
Speaker 1: and then hopefully it turns sexy and things like that,
Speaker 1: and then they have us back on. They have us
Speaker 1: back on to to talk about our experiences and if
Speaker 1: we go out with the person again. Well, I went
Speaker 1: on the show just for Hey, what the hell, I
Speaker 1: don't care, I'm single, and I'm I want to go
Speaker 1: on because you know, part of it's an expansion of
Speaker 1: you uttered the famous line that we play all the
Speaker 1: time on the show, which we don't have the clip
Speaker 1: for here, But the girl said, what do you do
Speaker 1: for a living? And you said, Scary, I'm a DJ,
Speaker 1: I'm a radio personality of those things. Well, anyway, so
Speaker 1: But my my larger point is I later come to
Speaker 1: find out here comes the spoiler that she at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, after all was said and done,
Speaker 1: we exchange numbers. She was nothing more or than a
Speaker 1: you know, a wanna be Hollywood actress, and that was
Speaker 1: her thing. She was. She would actually do the circuit.
Speaker 1: So there was games like called Um, like fifth Wheel.
Speaker 1: There was all those dating games of the time, like
Speaker 1: the Love Connections, and she she would turn up on
Speaker 1: all these shows just to get phace time for thirty
Speaker 1: minutes on a syndicated TV show. So so she wasn't
Speaker 1: really wanting to date Scary Jones or even the guy
Speaker 1: behind Scary Jones. She she just wanted, Hey, I just
Speaker 1: want what you're using as you're excuse to why she
Speaker 1: didn't want to date you. Well, I'm just I'm going
Speaker 1: with this because really didn't want to date me because
Speaker 1: she was looking for a celebrity years. But they're the
Speaker 1: people of that era, and again I'm sure that still exists,
Speaker 1: like hello, like the Bachelor that's on TV right now,
Speaker 1: all the all the the real motive, their big agenda
Speaker 1: is to really just become famous and get on hopefully
Speaker 1: someone discovers them that way and then they get their
Speaker 1: own film or city Dolm. But I'll go I'll go
Speaker 1: one better for you. So you know those um morey
Speaker 1: shows and uh, what's the guy's name? Uh, the Glasses,
Speaker 1: Jerry Sperry, Jerry Springer, all those people that go on,
Speaker 1: most of them they're like, oh you know, I broke
Speaker 1: up my husband or all those people who go on
Speaker 1: like look like trash. A lot of them are actors.
Speaker 1: So when I used to do comedy in my sketch
Speaker 1: comedy group, and we used to perform a lot of
Speaker 1: the comics I worked with, like Lisa Lampanelli, good friend
Speaker 1: of mine, right, her husband went on I think Springer
Speaker 1: or one of them with another comic who was in
Speaker 1: my group, my friend Carry. They went on as a
Speaker 1: couple who was having marital problems or something. But but
Speaker 1: they weren't. They were just giving a script and they
Speaker 1: went up and acted it and they weren't right. My
Speaker 1: friend Craig who I uh, who I talked about last week,
Speaker 1: By the way, I promoted his video off the Cuff,
Speaker 1: his healthy cooking show on YouTube most watched episode so
Speaker 1: far from him, Thank you slice that checked it out
Speaker 1: a bunch you tweeted at me and commented. Um leave
Speaker 1: comments on his YouTube page that I sent you, and
Speaker 1: make sure to hit the subscribe button. Yeah, like, subscribe,
Speaker 1: like and like and subscribe. I'm in the video a
Speaker 1: couple of times. He used some of my outtakes from
Speaker 1: my uh my, my top five list. He actually used
Speaker 1: to but he didn't use my my my foot, my
Speaker 1: foot joke unfortunately. But it's worth watching. He's a good
Speaker 1: guy and it's entertains not a struggling actor trying to
Speaker 1: make it big. He just just has a no no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. He is a struggling actor trying to make
Speaker 1: it yoube Yes, he's a comedian, but now he he
Speaker 1: moved down to l A for pilot season like twelve
Speaker 1: fifteen years like he wants Sinfeld. He's an actor. He's
Speaker 1: been in a couple of independent films. He's been in commercials.
Speaker 1: He's been on SNL in the background, he's been on
Speaker 1: Law and Order. He's been on some shows. He's an actor. Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: watches YouTube channel. He's also my buddy. So YouTube can
Speaker 1: make it. YouTube can make people famous. I mean they
Speaker 1: made a lot of people famous, a lot of people
Speaker 1: are famous. Lot of people speaking of famous. Last week,
Speaker 1: I told you how the other David Brodie went on
Speaker 1: television and I got shipped for it. I'm Dave Brodie, Sam,
Speaker 1: the real Brodie. The other Dave Brodie's are just imitating. Well,
Speaker 1: the real Dave Brodie please stand up. Yep, that will
Speaker 1: be you. And again quick reminder, I wrote the Greg
Speaker 1: Brady Barry Williams parody to that that he performed on
Speaker 1: the American Music Awards. Maybe yeah, you don't. He didn't
Speaker 1: give me any money for that anyway. So that David
Speaker 1: Brodie the Christian Broadcasting Network, Fox News guy, Um, so
Speaker 1: he's he's got a different he has David Brodie CBN.
Speaker 1: I believe right, Christian Broadcasting Network is his name. I'm
Speaker 1: at David Brodie. Okay. Now, if you're at David Brodie
Speaker 1: and you and and a new new app opens up,
Speaker 1: you take your name right, you take the same always.
Speaker 1: So there's an app that's been getting a lot of attention.
Speaker 1: It's sort of, let's say, an alternative to Facebook for
Speaker 1: some people who have some alternative ideas of social media.
Speaker 1: Already got dropped off of stores. It just got dropped
Speaker 1: from app stores. Right, you beg ends with a p anyway,
Speaker 1: he of course has an account on that app, but
Speaker 1: instead of using at David Brodie CBN, he took at
Speaker 1: David Brodie perfect, scary, scary. This is so fitting, by
Speaker 1: the way, I love. This is pure torture for you. Yes,
Speaker 1: I know when you say, like a new app comes out,
Speaker 1: I rushed to get my name. I always rushed to
Speaker 1: get my name, whether right, whether it's I got on Triller,
Speaker 1: I got on a stereo where every app is. I
Speaker 1: don't care if the apps are going to be a failure,
Speaker 1: if it's Key, if it's the new line app, or
Speaker 1: if it's Feed with a pH. I gotta go on
Speaker 1: there and get claimed. The name claimed may not get
Speaker 1: I did not get TikTok, but I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 1: Because the guy doesn't use it. You gotta go on quick.
Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna power struggle him. I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 1: So anyway, so people started tweeting Paul or Paul already
Speaker 1: said the name Yeah, comments you would find on that
Speaker 1: app at me asking if I was the one from
Speaker 1: the guy they wanted, and they're like, oh, is this
Speaker 1: is you on the right, So I tweeted at him,
Speaker 1: and I said, hey man, other David Brody, can you
Speaker 1: please keep your your your names, your screen names consistent
Speaker 1: because you took my screen name from all social media
Speaker 1: and used it on that other app, and now you're
Speaker 1: just opening both of us up from more confusion. It
Speaker 1: would be it would actually behoove a person to just
Speaker 1: stay consistent if you, let's say you get John Underscore mahoney.
Speaker 1: You got that, okay, and it happens to be that's
Speaker 1: what you got on Instagram, and then you want to
Speaker 1: join other ones. Be even if John Mahoney is available,
Speaker 1: be John Underscore Mahoney everywhere. So this way it's just
Speaker 1: one message, right, yeah, or take both of them so
Speaker 1: that if people make a mistake, you still see that
Speaker 1: they hit you up. Yeah. So anyway, so I'm looking
Speaker 1: forward if that app of us resurfaces, I'll have more
Speaker 1: stories for one. So I did not get the name
Speaker 1: on that app. There you go, very nice. So yeah,
Speaker 1: here we are on a Wednesday night doing this again
Speaker 1: because because we want to now now we did on
Speaker 1: Monday night. We gotta talk about that really quick. Um
Speaker 1: on Monday great time, and I sucked up great time
Speaker 1: and I sucked up. We uh scary and I did
Speaker 1: a live show we told you last week. Now, keep
Speaker 1: in mind there are many many, many many many many
Speaker 1: many many many many many many six digits slices. Okay
Speaker 1: that listen to this podcast again. We were top five
Speaker 1: of the radio countdown, UM eight seven of you roughly
Speaker 1: seven live at the peak at the time in the
Speaker 1: room listening at the time of the live because we
Speaker 1: did this live right, loved it, loved our love the
Speaker 1: show we did. Um. In fact, we're gonna post the
Speaker 1: audio as a bonus podcast for you later in the weeks.
Speaker 1: You'll have a second episode. It's over an hour. You'll
Speaker 1: enjoy it. It's good stuff where people got to interact
Speaker 1: and ask us questions whatever. However, there's a contest going
Speaker 1: on on this app because it's new and they're trying
Speaker 1: to encourage people to get listeners. So whoever has the
Speaker 1: most anybody can enter it, like you can. You listening
Speaker 1: right now, could go on, start a quick podcast with
Speaker 1: somebody else and get on and see how many and
Speaker 1: enter this content wait till we win. So the top
Speaker 1: ten highest listeners ships at any moment win money. Right.
Speaker 1: I think we told you we wout a hundred dollars
Speaker 1: last week because we had twenty eight on the first
Speaker 1: episode we did right, So at the peak we had
Speaker 1: eighty seven listeners, which is nice. It's fine. We controlled
Speaker 1: the leaderboard at the of that time. Right now, listen,
Speaker 1: if all the slices listened at one point, we would dominate,
Speaker 1: and the and the and the main prize is like
Speaker 1: a hundred thousand dollars, we could easily get to the
Speaker 1: second place fifty or thirst whatever it is. But but
Speaker 1: where we were. If you guys all went to the
Speaker 1: app and we said we're gonna be there Monday and
Speaker 1: he did it, we would anyway. So those of you
Speaker 1: that showed up, we had a great time with you.
Speaker 1: Uh somebody has a crush on me left me three voicemails.
Speaker 1: That's great. Yeah, okay, are you getting to the part
Speaker 1: where you fucked up? Yes, I'm getting to it right now.
Speaker 1: But because because we were, we were in contention for
Speaker 1: let's say it, five five thousand dollars, right if if
Speaker 1: we held the number one spot. Okay, So, by the way,
Speaker 1: that would be fucking amazing if that happened. I don't
Speaker 1: expect it. That's not why we did right. I'm a
Speaker 1: fan of comedian Jeff Ross. You know him as the
Speaker 1: Roastmaster General on Comedy Central. And I think I told
Speaker 1: the story how I met him at a pool and
Speaker 1: he was like a great, yeah, right, I told it
Speaker 1: last week. So I went and I listened to the
Speaker 1: podcast for about an hour that he was doing with
Speaker 1: his buddy. Uh. I won't say podcast. The live show
Speaker 1: they did on on the app, on the stereo app
Speaker 1: this no, no no, This was Monday, after we got off
Speaker 1: the air and after we our show ended. So at
Speaker 1: the height after height of their show, they had twenty
Speaker 1: eight listeners, but they had like seven people listening, but
Speaker 1: people doesn't matter. Twenty eight people. I listened for an hour.
Speaker 1: I sent him some messages. I made him laugh. He
Speaker 1: followed me, he's like this guy David Brody, he's funny.
Speaker 1: I'm following. It made him laugh. I even told him
Speaker 1: the story in the recorded message about how he met
Speaker 1: me and kind of like was like, great, but you
Speaker 1: have to picture this. We're in the lead with a seveners. Okay,
Speaker 1: So Tuesday, Tuesday, I go to cost called my friend
Speaker 1: Jeff and I'm telling him about the stereo app whatever,
Speaker 1: and alright, man, so I opened the app and I said, look,
Speaker 1: this is a show going on right now. It's it's
Speaker 1: Jeff Ross. He's on again. Let's listen to listten. So
Speaker 1: I listen. I listened for a second, but I don't
Speaker 1: pay attention and you and now you're registered as a listener,
Speaker 1: right right. So so I get off real quick and
Speaker 1: I showed him the leaderboard and it and it shows
Speaker 1: that Jeff Ross has now eight listens. I put him
Speaker 1: over the top. My stupid putting him on for a second,
Speaker 1: I the wrong time, moved him up over listener to
Speaker 1: just enter the rules, Like, what's this a thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: No three thousand dollars? No? No from five thousand and
Speaker 1: four thousand. No okay no no, no time. Now someone
Speaker 1: else has eight. We moved We're now back to the
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. See, the thing is, it's almost like I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say it's a scamboni, but it's like it
Speaker 1: wants you to kind of achieve to the top and
Speaker 1: just keep doing shows, keep doing shows. Now that you
Speaker 1: can't add each tee you by the end of the week,
Speaker 1: we're going to be down to like a hundred dollars
Speaker 1: each guarantee it, because the point is, the point is
Speaker 1: you fucking was the one who does. You're the one
Speaker 1: who made Jeff Ross have eight live listeners, and now
Speaker 1: you just always app. I'm afraid to open the app
Speaker 1: because at any moment it might be when he's on
Speaker 1: and I don't want to count. He's on right now,
Speaker 1: don't open the app because he's opening the app and
Speaker 1: you count as another listener. You can look at us.
Speaker 1: We are down to ten because Adam Carolla, Adam Carol,
Speaker 1: Adam Carolla entered the chat. So yeah, so Adam Carolla
Speaker 1: did a show. I could see who did the show
Speaker 1: with because the two guys Jeff Frost and his partner
Speaker 1: and Adam Carolla and his partner both had eighty eight.
Speaker 1: So the four of them are ahead of us and
Speaker 1: we're at good news is the good news is the
Speaker 1: eight and seven of both in a thousand. So I've
Speaker 1: now no longer cost us any money. Congratulated, Thank you.
Speaker 1: I feel better. I was like, oh my god, that
Speaker 1: was very funny. I don't know who this person is
Speaker 1: in the in the lead. I'm not going to promote
Speaker 1: them like you would, but I'm looking into two people
Speaker 1: in the lead and they're like, yeah, they got a podcast.
Speaker 1: We have a kick, all right, So so Intimation and
Speaker 1: we're gonna move on past it said, by the way,
Speaker 1: we were not just so you know, we didn't even
Speaker 1: know there was a contest going on for money. We
Speaker 1: just fell into that. We wanted to do this face slices,
Speaker 1: so so we ended up having a great time. It's
Speaker 1: a live it's a live podcast, and the best part
Speaker 1: of it is you get to drop in audio voicemails.
Speaker 1: So where you press a button, you'll leave a quick voicemail,
Speaker 1: it comes to us and then we play it out
Speaker 1: live and listen with all the rest of the listeners
Speaker 1: listening live on the podcast. It's like, I don't know what,
Speaker 1: I don't know when we're gonna have time to do
Speaker 1: it again. But we're gonna post the show a couple
Speaker 1: of days from now. So if you do go on
Speaker 1: the app it's the Stereo it's the Stereo app, and
Speaker 1: and follow us on there just just se you know.
Speaker 1: So the next time that we go on, we're all
Speaker 1: cocked and loaded and you'll get a notification when we
Speaker 1: go live. But a few weeks. It may be a
Speaker 1: few weeks, right, but we're trying to work some stuff out,
Speaker 1: all right. Um, we have sick a quick break and
Speaker 1: then we're gonna get into tell you what happened at
Speaker 1: Roots Chris Steakhouse. My mouth is watering because I love there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can think of not a not a sponsor. I
Speaker 1: have to have a moment with. Oh yeah, the sweet
Speaker 1: potato crack cast a role so good. Okay, that's what
Speaker 1: I was going there for. Again, just as a reminder
Speaker 1: of people, it's Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Ruth bought Ruth bought
Speaker 1: the Chris Steakhouse in New Orleans, or New Orleans and
Speaker 1: New Orleans, so it's Ruth's. It's not Ruth Chris, of course.
Speaker 1: And then she had a baby named baby Ruth. That's
Speaker 1: a candy bar, all right. So my wife was making
Speaker 1: steak over the weekend and she and so she says,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna we should get the side dishes from from
Speaker 1: Ruth's Chris. Can you go pick them up? Those days
Speaker 1: are over all right? So my my one two of
Speaker 1: my daughters love love love the sweepteato castrole, as do I.
Speaker 1: So we're like, I'll go get the sweephad of castroles
Speaker 1: some little potatoes or grotten a couple of things try
Speaker 1: to do at home, all right, So when to the
Speaker 1: way the app works is you order the food, you
Speaker 1: go to the location, okay, and when you get there,
Speaker 1: you click the link in the email they send you.
Speaker 1: It tells them you're here, and they bring the food out.
Speaker 1: So I parked by the entrance. Now, this particular Ruth's
Speaker 1: Chris is inside a hotel, okay in New Jersey. And
Speaker 1: when you go in, there's a little lobby you know,
Speaker 1: you know how like you go into places, there's doors
Speaker 1: that open automatically, and then it's like ten ft of
Speaker 1: a little lobby and then a second door opens. This
Speaker 1: way the wind doesn't blow into the lobby, okay, in
Speaker 1: in that um so okay. So I'm parked facing I'm
Speaker 1: off to the side, so i can see people walking in,
Speaker 1: but I can't see in the doors. I'm perpendicular to
Speaker 1: the opening of the of the place, right, and I'm
Speaker 1: watching people go in, and they're not bringing my food out.
Speaker 1: I hit the button, they not bring my foot out.
Speaker 1: So everybody's walking in. They get out of their cars
Speaker 1: and they're putting their masks on as they walk into
Speaker 1: the vestibule so that they're ready to go. Once they
Speaker 1: get into the second door by the for the hotel
Speaker 1: or the restaurant, I know where they're going. After a
Speaker 1: few minutes, this family, uh woman and her kids walk by,
Speaker 1: and this big, fat, mean looking guy is I guess
Speaker 1: he was locking up the car. He's walking about ten
Speaker 1: ft behind them. They have their masks on. He doesn't.
Speaker 1: And I see him walk in, like, oh, I hope
Speaker 1: that guy is in an anti mask or he's gonna
Speaker 1: cause a problem, because I don't want to walk into
Speaker 1: the restaurant and have him like be a fight going on.
Speaker 1: So they walk in and out of the corner of
Speaker 1: the window of the front doors, I see something is
Speaker 1: now on the floor, something white. There's a white sign
Speaker 1: or like cardboard or something on the floor that like
Speaker 1: I could see it fly to the floor, Like won,
Speaker 1: what the hell that is? So I wait a couple
Speaker 1: more minutes and I know, and so I you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get my own food. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: go in. It's right inside. So I got of the
Speaker 1: car and put my mask on, of course, and as
Speaker 1: I walk in, there's two easels. The easel on the
Speaker 1: right has like a cardboard sign on it. Whatever it said,
Speaker 1: I don't remember. And the easel on the left has
Speaker 1: no sign. There's a sign on the floor face down.
Speaker 1: I immediately immediately knew what the sign and said, picked
Speaker 1: up the sign, and it said masks are required for
Speaker 1: all guests to the hotel and the restaurants. Let me
Speaker 1: get that effect. This guy decided he didn't want to
Speaker 1: wear a mask and hates the law and threw the
Speaker 1: sign down on the ground. How about that? How about that?
Speaker 1: So I go, oh my god, I hope he went
Speaker 1: to the hotel, because not gonna walk into the restaurant.
Speaker 1: So I put the sign back on the easel, and
Speaker 1: I think he may have broken something because it wasn't
Speaker 1: staying up. I could. I don't have time to fix
Speaker 1: their easel. It's not once again you have that kind
Speaker 1: of problem too. Oh yeah. So I take the sign
Speaker 1: into the restaurant and there's the guy being shown to
Speaker 1: his table in like a back room. I said, excuse me,
Speaker 1: are you the manager? I'm here to pick up my food.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what's your name? Given the name and the
Speaker 1: food is sitting there. Hold on, I said, well, here's
Speaker 1: your your your mask? Sign? Oh, what happened? I said, well,
Speaker 1: that guy you just sat, that big guy, he just
Speaker 1: knocked off the easel and now I think the easel
Speaker 1: is broken. I can't put it back up. He's like,
Speaker 1: you're sure. I go, yeah, I saw him do it.
Speaker 1: I go, does he is he wearing a mask? You? Well,
Speaker 1: we asked him to put one on and he did.
Speaker 1: I said, okay, I'm just letting you know he knocked
Speaker 1: you signed down, absolutely because he's a prick. You know,
Speaker 1: you want to disagree with stuff, you don't break it.
Speaker 1: You don't. You don't do that. And besides, I wanted
Speaker 1: my food and I didn't want to leave the sign
Speaker 1: on the floor, so I was doing the right thing.
Speaker 1: I know, I would have picked it up anything. You
Speaker 1: don't want to just broke to sign like that big dude.
Speaker 1: But you know what, he was like, okay, well all right, thanks,
Speaker 1: But he had that look on his face like, dude's big,
Speaker 1: not saying to work like he he did not, like
Speaker 1: if he was a scrawny guy. Let's be like, let's
Speaker 1: be clear. As you were walking out towards your car,
Speaker 1: that's when you look back and said it was the
Speaker 1: guy back there. Just so you gotta head as I
Speaker 1: was on it, you gotta head started to the parking lot. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: it was him, if you if you know that guy,
Speaker 1: just that's not cool. That's not cool anyway. I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: people are gonna you can't be We can't be the
Speaker 1: police for everybody. Can't. Well, speaking of the police, I
Speaker 1: did have a police involved. Uh well I had. So
Speaker 1: you know I have three cars, right, my daughter has
Speaker 1: drives a car, my wife and because you're rich, dude,
Speaker 1: we not. Don't say that they are not expensive cars.
Speaker 1: I mean they're they're moderately nice, but they're not. I
Speaker 1: don't drive cars like you do. Okay, please, you have
Speaker 1: a beautiful Lexus. Okay, please, all right. So my daughter
Speaker 1: in her car in November, no, November, yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 1: the November thanks. I think we talked about this. Somebody
Speaker 1: hit her car, right. I had the dense fixed by
Speaker 1: a dent place. That was fantastic, fantastic dent place. They
Speaker 1: took the dense off for a couple of hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: It looks brand new. It's fantastic. Um. My wife had
Speaker 1: a Hundai and it needed some works. We took it
Speaker 1: to the garage the guest station rather near our house.
Speaker 1: The guy's fantastic, does great work, and I you know,
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, drop it off the night before, leave
Speaker 1: the keys in the dropbox. I'll work on the car
Speaker 1: first thing in the morning and you'll have it by
Speaker 1: the end of the day. It's not a big repair, great,
Speaker 1: no problem. So I get a phone call um, what
Speaker 1: you know, You know whether the bays are the three
Speaker 1: that he has? Three bays? Will you pull the car
Speaker 1: into that's called a bay and they shut the door
Speaker 1: and they put you on the lift. So I guess
Speaker 1: they were so overwhelmed with work that they had put
Speaker 1: my car outside one of the bays right so the
Speaker 1: so the nose of my car was against the door
Speaker 1: that goes up like ready to go into the next bay.
Speaker 1: There was someone working on my car on the outside
Speaker 1: in the cold because they were overwhelmed. In the three
Speaker 1: bays they have. To the right of where the cars
Speaker 1: are is parking spaces and the last parking space is
Speaker 1: an air hose where you put air on you tire.
Speaker 1: My phone rings about one thirty two o'clock as you're
Speaker 1: getting as you're watching your car getting repair, well, I
Speaker 1: wasn't watching my car. My car is getting repaired. He
Speaker 1: calls me and he says, he says, I just want
Speaker 1: you to know I have everything on video. We have
Speaker 1: security cameras. What are you talking about? A woman backed
Speaker 1: up into your car. I'm so sorry. I was under
Speaker 1: the hood. She backed up into the while I was
Speaker 1: getting fixed. Yes, yes, as her car is getting a
Speaker 1: GIL changed and a slide adjustment to the air conditioning.
Speaker 1: This woman, So I go flying there, I go, I'll
Speaker 1: be right there. He goes, I got the woman. I
Speaker 1: called the police for you. She can't leave. We ever
Speaker 1: blocked in and uh and she's trying to escape. Well,
Speaker 1: she was trying to say, like, I gotta tell my husband,
Speaker 1: like he was playing the husband. You never see her again.
Speaker 1: So they wouldn't let her leave. They like that. They
Speaker 1: trapped her in the garage. They shut the door on
Speaker 1: both sides. Well, no, they got they got her. They
Speaker 1: got her in the parking lot. They put the puy
Speaker 1: the car. Okay. So I get there before the police
Speaker 1: arrive and he says to me, that's the woman. So
Speaker 1: I said, I said, what did you do? What? I
Speaker 1: don't understand. So, so I'm sorry. Before I got there,
Speaker 1: he sends me the video. You can and the and
Speaker 1: the video is like slow motion death, Like you see
Speaker 1: her backing up into my car and you want to
Speaker 1: pause it and like don't have my car. She slammed.
Speaker 1: She slammed into my the right rear of my wife's car.
Speaker 1: She she backed up like fifteen feet straight back into
Speaker 1: the car. She's driving, Um Alexis SUV maybe like a
Speaker 1: nice car, right, it's nice. It has a backup camera.
Speaker 1: I said, how could you hit my car? Like it's
Speaker 1: it's not raining, it's parked. How did you she just
Speaker 1: she she says, the backup camera didn't beep, so I
Speaker 1: didn't know there was anything behind me. So go you
Speaker 1: have a backup camera. You're waiting for the beep. She
Speaker 1: was there to getting repaired. She was putting air in
Speaker 1: her tire and she backed straight up. Never looked over
Speaker 1: her shoulder, glanced, she didn't look at the camera. She
Speaker 1: has a backup chin. Look, it wasn't like she turned
Speaker 1: at an angle straight back. Or she works for them
Speaker 1: and now they got they got more business. Your let's
Speaker 1: fix it. Or she's not the body shop is a
Speaker 1: paid actress. They're not the body shop place. It's it's
Speaker 1: a gas station. So I had to get that taken
Speaker 1: care of. I had to get the car fixed. I
Speaker 1: didn't get my car repaired. Um, but but she hit me.
Speaker 1: I had to go to the police precinct and get
Speaker 1: the report, and then I had to get and now
Speaker 1: now her company's Geico, My company's Geico. Right, So I
Speaker 1: said the guy, go, look, I'm telling you now, I'm
Speaker 1: putting my wife in a rental car. I want a
Speaker 1: nice rental car for the inconvenience. I want nicer than
Speaker 1: what she has. And did they hook it up? Hold on?
Speaker 1: And I said, and you're paying for my satellite radio.
Speaker 1: Which I've told this story before, the last couple of
Speaker 1: times my cars got hit, I made them pay for
Speaker 1: my satellite radio. So I said, not right. And the
Speaker 1: last time I had the big fight was with Geiko
Speaker 1: because Geico hit me once before. I said, I'm your customer,
Speaker 1: you're going to take care of me. So I got
Speaker 1: into a little debate and they said, okay, fine, like
Speaker 1: they wanted me to stop. So they's like, we'll pay
Speaker 1: for your your satellite radio. Okay, great. So I had
Speaker 1: the car fixed, no problem whatever. My wife's rental car
Speaker 1: was a GMC terrain. Right, I want to say, the
Speaker 1: Hyundai had a lot of miles on it, a lot.
Speaker 1: My wife puts like thirty tho miles on the car.
Speaker 1: Ever here, So we were like a couple of months
Speaker 1: away from maybe buying a new car. She said, I
Speaker 1: really like this Terrain. It's so much nicer than I'm
Speaker 1: driving it. I love everything. Oh it's great, it's great,
Speaker 1: it's great. So I went online. I looked and Terrain
Speaker 1: was having a massive sale year and Terrain sale of
Speaker 1: all the things, right, GMC, employee pricing whatever. So I
Speaker 1: end up going to the dealership and they offered me, uh,
Speaker 1: this is the Scamboni all right. They advertise employee pricing
Speaker 1: and really good financing. But when you go in, get
Speaker 1: that Scamboni music ready, they you sit down for the car.
Speaker 1: What they tell you is, oh no, if you get
Speaker 1: the employee the good price, the really good price, right,
Speaker 1: the ten thousand dollars off price, then the then the
Speaker 1: interest rates three point four percent. If you want the
Speaker 1: the decent price, then we give you the good interest.
Speaker 1: So you can't get both. So they miss label so
Speaker 1: bait mayor Scamboni. So like, okay, I'm not gonna shop here.
Speaker 1: You know why, because it's a Scamboni Scamboni. So I
Speaker 1: tweet out, anybody know anything about a terrain GMC whatever
Speaker 1: shading jew mobster our boy. I told this story on
Speaker 1: the stereo app just gonna make it quick. Poked me up.
Speaker 1: We got a new Terrain. Great. So now I've got
Speaker 1: a new Dodge Charge, which I told you guys about.
Speaker 1: My car is two months old and my wife's car
Speaker 1: is at this point like a week old. I'll driving
Speaker 1: my daughter on Sunday of last year. It comes Dad,
Speaker 1: I want to go to Target and Walmart. Okay, go
Speaker 1: to Target, go to Walmart. We're coming back on a
Speaker 1: main road, um, not a highway, but a main like
Speaker 1: a route right. And I'm in the middle lane and
Speaker 1: there's a minivan to my left, and the guy blue
Speaker 1: mini van decides he's gonna make a turn and change
Speaker 1: into the middle lane. Here's the problem. I'm in that lane. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm in that lane. He turns right into me. Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Note my brand new car. So the
Speaker 1: front of his car, the right fender of his car
Speaker 1: front fender hits my leftar fender. Got the card accident
Speaker 1: in a month, three of my cars three times dude,
Speaker 1: don't stand next to me when we're outside somewhere is
Speaker 1: gonna fall out of the sky. So now I don't
Speaker 1: know what happened to me. At this point when I
Speaker 1: start yelling, I'm banging on my steering wheel. My daughters
Speaker 1: in the car like no, no, no, no, right, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe what's happening. I'm not going in on
Speaker 1: Powerball and Mega Millions with you either, Okay. So I
Speaker 1: get out of the car and I do one of these,
Speaker 1: like God damn it, in the middle of the road.
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of a major highway. This guy
Speaker 1: pulled in behind me. He's got tinted windows, right, dark windows,
Speaker 1: not black, but dark. And I and I go roll
Speaker 1: down your window. Now listen, I don't recommend doing this.
Speaker 1: I'm smart enough as the son of a police officer
Speaker 1: no not to do this, but I did it anyway.
Speaker 1: I go roll down you window. Give me your insurance. Okay.
Speaker 1: So he rolls down, you know, the window goes down,
Speaker 1: and it's a guy who looks like he's I don't know,
Speaker 1: early twenties, maybe late teens, early twenties. I go, great, okay,
Speaker 1: young driver. It happens whatever. Okay, give me your give
Speaker 1: me your license and insurance please, and uh, there's a
Speaker 1: girl in the front seat about his age, and there
Speaker 1: might be people in the back. I can't see it again.
Speaker 1: It hasn't occurred to me yet. I could get shot
Speaker 1: right like I could this. I should not be doing this.
Speaker 1: The guy gives me his driver's license and it says
Speaker 1: he was born in nineteen fifty four, which would make
Speaker 1: him sixty. You know, right, you and go on for
Speaker 1: this is this could be a separate podcast. I mean literally,
Speaker 1: you and your your car woes and tell you what
Speaker 1: I won't. I won't tell you the problem with my
Speaker 1: rental car. The story. It's just not saying the rental car.
Speaker 1: I'll say. Okay, So the guy guys, this is not
Speaker 1: I said, this is not your driver's license. Yes, yes
Speaker 1: it is. I said, dude, you're not bald because he
Speaker 1: had an afro. Uh got short short carly here there
Speaker 1: uh st a Dominican Republic. It's part of the story.
Speaker 1: And so I said, you're not bald and you're not
Speaker 1: sixty six years old? Can I please have your driver's license?
Speaker 1: He's trying to pass off somebody else's driver's life. He
Speaker 1: obviously doesn't have one, So he hands me his Dominican
Speaker 1: Republic I D, which has no value to me here
Speaker 1: in America for driving a car on the park, right
Speaker 1: on the route. So I go, you know what, hold
Speaker 1: that thought. I called the police. I tell him what's
Speaker 1: going on. The police come flying in. I said, stay here,
Speaker 1: you can take a picture of his I D the
Speaker 1: driver's license. The guy comes out of the back, he
Speaker 1: slides the miniv. You've had a lot of run ins
Speaker 1: with the cops, You've had a lot of interaction with
Speaker 1: the police a lot. Yes, okay, So the sirens are going.
Speaker 1: I see them up the road by like a quarter mile,
Speaker 1: that coming. This guy gets out of the car. Now,
Speaker 1: the guy who's drivers licen as it was, he walks
Speaker 1: over to my car. I don't think he speaks a
Speaker 1: lot of English because he looks. He goes he's not
Speaker 1: he's not. He's not hiding like that, Like is if
Speaker 1: the damage to my car is nothing right, because it's
Speaker 1: like this, it's paint, the blue is all over my car.
Speaker 1: It's deep scratches. Your brand new car. How old is
Speaker 1: this car? Brand new? Uh? About two months two months old? Right,
Speaker 1: So listen he's driving a piece of ship minivan, and
Speaker 1: I listen, I've driven many pieces of ship in my life,
Speaker 1: and maybe some people live with a scratch or a dent, right, like,
Speaker 1: give me five hundred bucks. I don't care. This is
Speaker 1: a brand new car, and were pull me. I lease it,
Speaker 1: which means I'm responsible for the damage. So I go, oh, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's not nothing. I said, you're gonna pay for this. Wait,
Speaker 1: he's waving at it like yeah, it's nothing, like nothing nothing.
Speaker 1: So he gets back in the car and they're sitting there.
Speaker 1: They're not trying to get away. The police officers show up.
Speaker 1: Now I scary, you know me. You know I'm mask crazy, right,
Speaker 1: I'm Joe Mask. I'm not wearing a mask. Wow. I
Speaker 1: was so upset. I jumped out of the car and
Speaker 1: I'm yelling at people. I mean, this is your baby.
Speaker 1: So the officer gets out of the car in the
Speaker 1: first car, and I see there's another car coming up
Speaker 1: the road, the second car, and I said, all of
Speaker 1: a suden, this is what's going on. This guy's hit me.
Speaker 1: He's got there. There's no license. He lied. Now the
Speaker 1: older guy is sitting in the driver's seat pretending he
Speaker 1: was the driver, ahle bait and switch? Was that the
Speaker 1: guy on the No, the guy, yeah, the right, the
Speaker 1: guy who came out and I said that my damage
Speaker 1: was nothing. I said, officer, this is what happened. And
Speaker 1: now the guy's sitting behind the wheel like he was driving.
Speaker 1: It was the kid driving. He was all right, So
Speaker 1: it's okay. So the officers not wearing a mask either. Okay,
Speaker 1: He goes over deals with them. I get back in
Speaker 1: my car. My daughter says, Dad, you're not wearing a mask.
Speaker 1: Oh crap, I put my mask on. I go back
Speaker 1: outside and the officer now is talking to the other
Speaker 1: officer just pulled up. They both have their masks on now.
Speaker 1: So I walk over. I say, um, officer, here's my
Speaker 1: license and uh in insurance card. I'm terribly sorry. I
Speaker 1: realized now I didn't have a mask on when I
Speaker 1: first approached you, and he starts yelling at me. I
Speaker 1: have my mother is in the hospital. You could could
Speaker 1: have got me sick. Whatever. Wow, I wanted to say,
Speaker 1: you weren't wearing a mask either, but you're not. To
Speaker 1: the guy who needs you need him on your side
Speaker 1: right now. You don't need to make any more fucking
Speaker 1: enemies right, and and keep in mind I felt terrible,
Speaker 1: like I felt, Okay, that's okay, listen, it happens. You're
Speaker 1: in the moment, right. So I get back in my car.
Speaker 1: He comes over and he says, listen, this clearly was
Speaker 1: not your fault. He says, this, Tell me again, what happened?
Speaker 1: What lame were you in? I said, tell him whatever.
Speaker 1: So he says, well, you know what, you must have
Speaker 1: been in his blind spot when he tried to change
Speaker 1: lanes as an officer. I was ahead of him's front
Speaker 1: of his car hit my rear and he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: you're right. Oh that's even that. You got him, You
Speaker 1: got him. Yes, story has a happy ending. I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do with you. You're you're you're a
Speaker 1: minister society. You should stay locked in for the next year.
Speaker 1: Society driving you are. All you are is a ball
Speaker 1: of misfortune. That's luck everywhere you go. I stopped interacting
Speaker 1: with the public, so I had I had to call
Speaker 1: the insurance company, and gentlemen, Yeah, okay, so one last thing.
Speaker 1: I call the insurance company. It's progressive, you know flow.
Speaker 1: So I call up and I tell what happened. They're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you know, we have to see the police report, but
Speaker 1: we'll take care of it. If it's our fault, no problem,
Speaker 1: I said, listen, let me give you a heads up.
Speaker 1: Woman's name was Amanda, said Mandy. Sound very nice. I'm
Speaker 1: giving your heads up, and I'll tell you the second
Speaker 1: part of the story next next episode, I said, just
Speaker 1: want to lay the groundwork. Uh, you're gonna pay for
Speaker 1: my satellite? That does that go into a whole other story,
Speaker 1: of course. Dude, Okay, don't listen to the podcast. Like, no, no,
Speaker 1: listen to the podcast. I just I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I live. This is why we don't understand episode No. No No,
Speaker 1: I understand that. I get it. I just don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: What I don't get is is maybe maybe you and
Speaker 1: I approach approach situations differently. I don't know. Listen, I
Speaker 1: got what would you have done? I don't got drama
Speaker 1: in my life. We all do, but you do. No,
Speaker 1: you're not. You're not just a series of unfortunate chain
Speaker 1: of eventments. I should write a series of books. Give
Speaker 1: you cars get fucking smashed, gives them no fault. That's
Speaker 1: not my fault. I never said it was your fault.
Speaker 1: But I can't magnet behind the fenders pulling other cars.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't get it. It's it's
Speaker 1: a whole, it's a whole. I'll tell you what I'll
Speaker 1: tell I'll tell you the rental cost story next week.
Speaker 1: Why don't you enlighten us scary with a positive, upbeat
Speaker 1: story from a real winner. Go ahead, from a real winner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a winner, clearly, I'm a I'm a jink. So
Speaker 1: that would imply that you're a loser. You're not. I'm
Speaker 1: trying that you never have nothing but success in your life,
Speaker 1: So give us a story. I never said that. I
Speaker 1: never said I had all successes. But I just I
Speaker 1: just can't bring myself to just to wrapping my head
Speaker 1: around all the trials and tribulations that you go through
Speaker 1: in a given week, like you go to a lot
Speaker 1: of ship. I feel bad for you. I don't know.
Speaker 1: But that's why our slices all send me emails and
Speaker 1: tweets and d ms about how they also got free dessert. No, no,
Speaker 1: I believe in the free dessert. I preach from that Bible.
Speaker 1: I really do. You've taught me over the years. I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm what would you, okay, what would you do here? Okay?
Speaker 1: In in the last week, I told you the cable
Speaker 1: from my headphones broke right. My headphones are a couple
Speaker 1: of years old. The cable stopped working, right. So I
Speaker 1: went on Amazon and I looked for the highest rated
Speaker 1: coiled headphone cable. Okay, I found one that's like a
Speaker 1: four point seven rating, and it's got almost thirteen thousand reviews,
Speaker 1: so it's like they're all fake, thirteen thousand. I read
Speaker 1: the review. Use of hundreds of half headphone chords. I
Speaker 1: would on emay, look for the best ones. I'm not
Speaker 1: looking to spend a lot of money. I only use
Speaker 1: the chord one day a week when you and I
Speaker 1: do this pot right, Okay, I get the chord. It's
Speaker 1: coiled like it's an old telephone, so it stretches and
Speaker 1: it says up to four ft. Well, I sit here
Speaker 1: next to this microphone, and you know, I have an
Speaker 1: arm that extends. It's like, uh, got a hinge in it,
Speaker 1: so it goes up and down and then up and
Speaker 1: then like like aub like yeah, no, I know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. It looks like right, and so getting ready
Speaker 1: for the podcast. It arrived today and I plugged it.
Speaker 1: I plugged it into the microphone and the other and
Speaker 1: into my headphones. And it's so short it pulled the
Speaker 1: microphone at my head I know why. Because it's too short. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's his up to four ft. That means it
Speaker 1: may not be four ft, right, it's actually like one ft.
Speaker 1: That's correct, because you see the word four four feet,
Speaker 1: the word four's up. No, but it's up to four
Speaker 1: ft when but you know when you see that a
Speaker 1: discount up, you know you're getting twenty And know that
Speaker 1: what I thought. If it's up to four feet, it's
Speaker 1: got to be good for two two and a quarter. No,
Speaker 1: it's good for a foot and maybe an inch, maybe
Speaker 1: thirteen inches total. And I stretched it, stretched it, stretched it.
Speaker 1: Now it looks like I've used it. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: harder to return. Amazon takes everything back. But that's a
Speaker 1: scamboni up to four complete. If I tied one end
Speaker 1: to my one car that was in an accident, and
Speaker 1: tie the other end to the other car that was
Speaker 1: in an accident, um, I could stretch it far enough
Speaker 1: to be four ft. You have to use his old
Speaker 1: shitty cable. Damn, that's not my fault. Yes it is.
Speaker 1: It was preventable. That was preventable. That was preventable. How
Speaker 1: I did the research? I got the highest rated high?
Speaker 1: You got the highest rated? Was it the highest priced? No, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm up fifty. Well that's your problem. See, sometimes you
Speaker 1: gotta pay a little more because you get what you
Speaker 1: pay for. And we all know this by now. The
Speaker 1: The issue with the highest rated when something with Amazon's choice,
Speaker 1: and that they do this with every fucking product, is
Speaker 1: it's Amazon's choice because it's the most popular, selling the
Speaker 1: most but most people are just spending the least that
Speaker 1: they can, so they're so they're rating it high for
Speaker 1: whatever reason and there and it becomes Amazon's choice. Everyone's eyeball,
Speaker 1: or that might be the one that that they just
Speaker 1: want to move the most of because they make the
Speaker 1: most profit on That's why it's Amazon's choice that they
Speaker 1: get the highest profit margin on that fucking item. Okay,
Speaker 1: but if you, I know you do your research. I
Speaker 1: know you're a smart guy, but sometimes logic would dictate
Speaker 1: sometimes that the more you pay for something, the better
Speaker 1: quality you're going to get. That's not always the case,
Speaker 1: But then then you would go into a then you
Speaker 1: would go, then you would compare it side by side.
Speaker 1: Am I getting ripped off on this high this is?
Speaker 1: This is a high priced So then you then you
Speaker 1: find out the lowest price of the high price item.
Speaker 1: But you know you're getting garbage if you spend nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I am, I am. Hold on, I'm
Speaker 1: looking at the reviews, right, Nisha, Nisha, great court. You
Speaker 1: won't regret buying I regret buying Amanda, just what I needed,
Speaker 1: five stars, perfect Irving, Irving, says trust Jason. Oh, here
Speaker 1: are Bowman, good cables, great price. Some of those are
Speaker 1: fake reviews and others and others they did a whole
Speaker 1: I drive a semi truck and a sign a different
Speaker 1: truck shift, I drive long shifts, blah blah blah. But
Speaker 1: for that person, for their purposes, what they're using it for,
Speaker 1: it's probably perfect. Or they don't know what good quality
Speaker 1: ship is, so they can't they can't judge because they
Speaker 1: have to compare it to see. You know, we can't
Speaker 1: take shortcuts all the time. Listen. I know, Okay, so
Speaker 1: you're is sounding boogie again. I know there's people saying
Speaker 1: that I'm fine say that, But what I'm saying is
Speaker 1: this is what we do for a living, and I
Speaker 1: never understood. Hold on, I'm gonna make a point here
Speaker 1: for every I got it, you always have you have
Speaker 1: to invest in your craft. Okay, if we do radio
Speaker 1: and radio like things, podcasts and broadcast for a living.
Speaker 1: To me, I'm gonna buy this motherfucking microphone. It costs
Speaker 1: more than the other microphones, but I know it's a
Speaker 1: higher quality. I know I'm gonna get good results out
Speaker 1: of it because I'm investing in my future, in my industry,
Speaker 1: in what I do for a living. This is how
Speaker 1: I make my money overall. Right, So you, brody, are
Speaker 1: in the same category with the headphones, So shame on
Speaker 1: you for not going for the highest fidelity, highest quality
Speaker 1: chord or whatever it is that you could find with
Speaker 1: the higher price. Unfortunately, it's the same way I don't
Speaker 1: like when like, Okay, if you're if you're a plumber
Speaker 1: for a or call your a carpenter, all right, and
Speaker 1: you're a free freelance in the big getting. When you're
Speaker 1: starting out, you may not have the best tools to
Speaker 1: work with. But as you as you look towards your future,
Speaker 1: don't you reinvest and don't you try and get the
Speaker 1: best tools, the best power saw, the best hammerge out,
Speaker 1: or whatever the hell you use in that. Or if
Speaker 1: you're you understand what I'm saying, like you have to
Speaker 1: invest in in your industry if you can. If you're
Speaker 1: if you're a nurse or doctor and you buy a stethoscope,
Speaker 1: don't you want the better one? Don't you want like
Speaker 1: if you're a professional bowler, don't you want the best
Speaker 1: bowling ball or golf set. If you're a professional guy,
Speaker 1: if you want to go pro or amateur whatever. But
Speaker 1: that's my point is focus on your focus on what
Speaker 1: your craftyes, and in that arena, splurge. I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to spend I'll spend fifty dollars on a cable for
Speaker 1: a headset that I got for free at work. That
Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense because they just buy a new headset.
Speaker 1: Then that's what you should have done. That's what I
Speaker 1: would have done. I didn't want to that at the beginning.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I would have the whole headset away and
Speaker 1: just started because it's not I don't want to get
Speaker 1: fucked and scambonian when I buy a cheap wire that's
Speaker 1: is up to four feet and I'm trying to Jerry
Speaker 1: Rigg and scotch tape and spit together. I don't do that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, the thing is broken. It guess what it
Speaker 1: served its purpose? How long have you had those headphones?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter a time. I wanted to buy the phone.
Speaker 1: I wanted to buy the cable that came with the headphones. Right.
Speaker 1: The headphones that I have for down here are from Monster. Okay, right,
Speaker 1: we got special Heart radio Monster. Remember that that was
Speaker 1: ten years ago now, I was like seven. The point
Speaker 1: is we haven't been I Heart Radio for ten years.
Speaker 1: I don't think anyway. The cable is a Monster cable.
Speaker 1: You can't get that cable. You can't get it. I
Speaker 1: I understand that's why you throw it away. You part
Speaker 1: with the item. You said it had a great run.
Speaker 1: We've I've used this for seven years, every single fucking
Speaker 1: day in my life, and I happen to do now.
Speaker 1: People are disagreeing, But once again, you all are exempt
Speaker 1: from this conversation because you don't you you're not in
Speaker 1: the radio or broadcasting in the street. So yeah, you're
Speaker 1: so so. So it's okay for the because they might
Speaker 1: not feel like you're justified. I'm justified in saying that
Speaker 1: you should be spending top dollar for headphone cable. But
Speaker 1: in our arena, for what we do, you and me
Speaker 1: need to go top of hair scary. Top issue wasn't
Speaker 1: the quality I plugged it in. The sound quality was fine.
Speaker 1: The problem was it was too short and if pulled
Speaker 1: the microphone towards my head, I thought a train was
Speaker 1: coming at me. But I would have I would have
Speaker 1: saved myself the problem. I would never had this issue
Speaker 1: because I would have just junked them. I would have parted.
Speaker 1: I would have had a funeral for them. I would
Speaker 1: would have read a eulogy headphones. I'm buying headphones as
Speaker 1: as you're on the way to the sco. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying everybody else should do that, because I'm just saying
Speaker 1: we should. Will be clear. You were on the way
Speaker 1: to the to the headphone store, right, Um, do you
Speaker 1: buy anything for your kids while you're there? Okay, I
Speaker 1: know where you're going with this conversation. Right, So, so again,
Speaker 1: you lived a bachelor life and everybody knows your your
Speaker 1: boogie boy. You spend the hundred dollars on a tie
Speaker 1: dyed shirt. Okay, you get to live that life. I've
Speaker 1: got to pay to college tuitions starting in August, and
Speaker 1: I have to. I have to pay off the I
Speaker 1: have a car at least no, because I don't have
Speaker 1: Scary Jones money to buy it. I understand. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to spend a hundred dollars on a cave for
Speaker 1: a podcast that hopefully we'll be doing in a studio
Speaker 1: at work someday. This is a temporary folding table and
Speaker 1: folding chair. You know we're not going to buy it.
Speaker 1: I know they might say they might. They might say,
Speaker 1: we're selling all the furniture at the studios. You guys
Speaker 1: can do it fine from home. See you later. Everyone's
Speaker 1: working from home from now on. If that's the case,
Speaker 1: I will take the money I saved from my easy
Speaker 1: Pass bill and my tunnel charges and my my whatever
Speaker 1: and my gas charges, and I will buy a better headset.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to tell you to take food out
Speaker 1: of your kid's mouth, but I'm saying, because of because
Speaker 1: of your profession and this specific everything in this world
Speaker 1: should be top line priority whenever you get extra cash,
Speaker 1: because I'm sure you squandered money on things that were
Speaker 1: much more expensive that have nothing to do with squandered
Speaker 1: if I if I buy a better television sets, because
Speaker 1: that's fine, that's good, that's TV. Squander it's TV. That's good,
Speaker 1: that's good. But there's things, don't you know? What? Really?
Speaker 1: What do I squander? What do I squander? What do
Speaker 1: I what do I spend money on that I shouldn't?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I haven't been in yere I spend
Speaker 1: spend in your house because because you think you got
Speaker 1: the FID, I don't trust you. Of course I'm yelling
Speaker 1: at police officers and people from the Dominican Republic, but
Speaker 1: no mask on. So who am I? Well, those are
Speaker 1: unfortunate incidents and that happens to everybody. But the fact
Speaker 1: that you have a row like that, those are some
Speaker 1: fucking singers. The car accident now officially is um, let's see,
Speaker 1: roughly eleven or twelve days. Eleven days, so I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm safe. I feel like I didn't get it,
Speaker 1: and hopefully I didn't give it because I didn't have it.
Speaker 1: So I feel like I was I'm good. So but
Speaker 1: the first couple of days I was worried. I was No,
Speaker 1: I don't blame you. I don't blame you. You know
Speaker 1: here's here's how you Okay, So here's another thing. Right,
Speaker 1: last week I was telling you about my easy pass, right,
Speaker 1: I was to spend it for sixty days, and yeah,
Speaker 1: as your speech, your speech, no, yeah, well yeah, but
Speaker 1: it was you know, but you know the speed limit,
Speaker 1: you know damn well, Brode know that that that was
Speaker 1: something Speedie Jones. That that's something Speedie Jones. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: making a point ahead. You know that that was something
Speaker 1: that I could fight, right, and I could probably get
Speaker 1: on the phone and spend my all my days. And
Speaker 1: you said, and you said, and you said to me,
Speaker 1: I would have done the same thing, because you scary.
Speaker 1: You're in the right in this case. You're in the right.
Speaker 1: That's right, right, Okay, you know what I did? I said,
Speaker 1: fuck it, I'm not sitting. I called the easy pass.
Speaker 1: Once it says your way time is over one hour,
Speaker 1: I said, suck my dick. I am not about to
Speaker 1: Is that what you did while you're on hold? I tried.
Speaker 1: I had plenty of time to try. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I hung up the phone. I said no because my
Speaker 1: time is too precious. So you know I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: so I gotta use the day, Brody method. No, but
Speaker 1: here's what it hold on from the house phone, you
Speaker 1: put it on speaker, you leave it on the counter.
Speaker 1: I did you go about your business? Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: don't want to sit around like I know things to do. Really,
Speaker 1: you don't know your house for an hour is not
Speaker 1: an hour of your day when you're in the house
Speaker 1: and you're just walking around doing other things and just
Speaker 1: leaving them speaking, cooking, you're eating, you're you're in the bathrooms.
Speaker 1: And the side thing. My point is nothing changes because
Speaker 1: the stupidity of the easy pass is the following it goes.
Speaker 1: It doesn't catch the tag because it's out of my
Speaker 1: car because I'm suspended, So it catches my plate instead.
Speaker 1: And you know what it does. It puts it right
Speaker 1: on my fucking card credit card statement except on the statement,
Speaker 1: all of them, all the dates previously it has it
Speaker 1: reading my tag, and then all the dates after that
Speaker 1: it has it reading my license plate. And there's no
Speaker 1: fine and there's no fine. No. Every time I go
Speaker 1: through is uh, it's it's the same price and it
Speaker 1: goes right to my license plate. So guess what, It
Speaker 1: all goes to the same place. So is it really
Speaker 1: worth me fighting now? If it was. You would have
Speaker 1: done it just to stand on circumstance because something, and
Speaker 1: you would would have given me money. It would even
Speaker 1: credit on my that's the difference between you and me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're damn right. That's one of the many, one of them.
Speaker 1: But listen, in the old days until easy Past used
Speaker 1: to have cash lanes and easy Past lanes, if you
Speaker 1: went through they charged you. Then you have to go
Speaker 1: online and show them that you had an account, even
Speaker 1: though they could easily. It doesn't exist anymore. Stupid website
Speaker 1: find out you have an account. No. Now, it's like
Speaker 1: anyone can drive through this way. If you don't have
Speaker 1: a pass, you can still go through, and they charge
Speaker 1: as long as you're as long as your as long
Speaker 1: as your license plates registered, you can go through. But
Speaker 1: if it's if there are cash lanes there and you
Speaker 1: go to easy Pass, no no, no, you can't. That's that.
Speaker 1: But in fact the Holland Tunnel is all cashless, so
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. So to me, it's like, what is
Speaker 1: this saying six and one half dozen or the other.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make six of one six of one, But
Speaker 1: you would have you suspended for sixty days and I
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck, let it go. I don't care.
Speaker 1: They're not scoff law. No no, no, no, no. You understand,
Speaker 1: every morning I go through without the tag, there's no
Speaker 1: cash lanes, so it's just it just registers as my
Speaker 1: license plate instead of the tag. It doesn't mean they
Speaker 1: open up. If they open up a cash lane one day,
Speaker 1: you're screwed. Well then I have to go to cash
Speaker 1: and then I have to sit on the cash line
Speaker 1: and I have to take my lumps. How many lumps
Speaker 1: do you want? What do you forcast? Again a classic
Speaker 1: Pete Puma from Bugs Bunny cartoon reference. And we both
Speaker 1: did it at the same time because you just knew,
Speaker 1: we knew, we know. That was before the commercial. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead, way behind. On some email, I wanted to
Speaker 1: get through because people like, well, what's up. I mean,
Speaker 1: we have two soundclips. Yeah, let's let's play those, all right.
Speaker 1: So I got a message from this guy. It sounds
Speaker 1: very important the anything is and I'm not going out
Speaker 1: of my way to slow it down. And I don't
Speaker 1: know what he's saying, who he wants, so what his
Speaker 1: phone number is? And you don't have to tell me
Speaker 1: what it is if you figure it out, but play
Speaker 1: the play the first message he left for me. If
Speaker 1: you could figure out what he said, I'll call him back.
Speaker 1: Him a black and eine noise, Mr Bigger, this the biggest,
Speaker 1: Mr Lava Lava, Mr So. I thought maybe had a
Speaker 1: bad connection. He calls back, like the next a live
Speaker 1: person or just a robot. No, it's the guy he
Speaker 1: called my house. The next day he plays stick about
Speaker 1: the biggest first thy one bigger, it's the it's the
Speaker 1: bigger vegas. Sounded like he had a headset on and
Speaker 1: he had a shitty wire tatched to his headphones. Sounded
Speaker 1: like he had a head sound like he had a
Speaker 1: head injury. I don't know. I don't know what you're
Speaker 1: trying to, Mr Blood, but he definitely does. She seemed annoyed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the second He's like, please call me, what's
Speaker 1: the bigge? Did you hear the number? Did you hear
Speaker 1: the jipperish? I just left you? Why don't you call
Speaker 1: me back? Right then? He didn't even know the number.
Speaker 1: I'll three divided by four times six square root of four?
Speaker 1: Call me? Is that the guy that hits you speaking
Speaker 1: to Meggy? So listen. I don't know if he's Mr
Speaker 1: Biggin or he's calling Mr Biggest Biggin. I'm gonna register
Speaker 1: that on. Don't take that on Twitter. I'm going to
Speaker 1: get on social media. I'm registering Mr Biggin and I'm
Speaker 1: getting on get my own name. Now, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you ever call back after that? No?
Speaker 1: That was gonna no. So I feel like maybe I'll
Speaker 1: try to figure out the phone number. I'll look at
Speaker 1: my caller right d C if he came up, and
Speaker 1: I'll take the call. I gotta call him. He is
Speaker 1: all right, Well, I hope he solved his problem. You know,
Speaker 1: he said he's do you know he's doing right, He's going,
Speaker 1: son of a bitch. Bigger didn't call me. Left in
Speaker 1: two messages. Mail that change like it's mail time. Welcome,
Speaker 1: You've got mail. You can always email us at the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. Noel Johnson says, Hey,
Speaker 1: what up, guys? Y'all read an email on episode one
Speaker 1: from my buddy David about his hotel problem. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to say, eat a dick, David, not brody loving
Speaker 1: y'all from the r V A Slice for Life, jar
Speaker 1: Noel wanted to get Apparently, we must have talked about him.
Speaker 1: He must have talked about him in the email we read,
Speaker 1: so that was his way of getting back in. By
Speaker 1: the way, scary. Do you know what the r VA
Speaker 1: stands for? That's Richmond, Virginia. Very nice. Oh, the r
Speaker 1: v A of course, r v A Richmond. He said
Speaker 1: it like everyone should know. Like I wonder people like
Speaker 1: what v r v A r v A r v ay.
Speaker 1: What was going on in Alabama the other night with
Speaker 1: that game? Holy sh it in Tuscaloosa. You see the streets. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not it's not gonna end well for a lot
Speaker 1: of people. That was jam. They all pulled up. They
Speaker 1: all pulled it. David Brody getting out of his car
Speaker 1: in an accident, every last one of them. You know what,
Speaker 1: they were in a celebratory moved they had Yes, So
Speaker 1: the the virus doesn't spa roll tide one. They beat
Speaker 1: the Ohio State. On Facebook that says when your team
Speaker 1: wins the national Championship, COVID doesn't spread. So you know
Speaker 1: it's true. I saw on Facebook Cassie Razowski said this
Speaker 1: this is short and sweet. Guys, want to thank you
Speaker 1: for keeping the podcast going through the pandemic. My son
Speaker 1: was born the day quarantine started. For me. Needless to say,
Speaker 1: it's been an emotional roller coaster being a first time
Speaker 1: mom in a pandemic. I've been a slice since the beginning,
Speaker 1: and my son has been a slicense to start of life,
Speaker 1: the start of life. Couldn't have done it without you two.
Speaker 1: Love you both hashtag raising him right, Cassie, Thank you, Cassie.
Speaker 1: I love hearing stories like that. It knows it means
Speaker 1: that we have purpose. Uh, get some tweets together. In
Speaker 1: the meantime, there Brody Yankee fan Dan ninety at gmails
Speaker 1: as Happy New Year, Love you guys all the way
Speaker 1: from North Idaho, listening to you guys while running my
Speaker 1: dozer all caught what's the bulldozer? Is that that likes
Speaker 1: you saying d's are wrong? No? Dozer all caught up?
Speaker 1: All caught up finally, and now I have to wait. Well,
Speaker 1: you know a lot of people used oh there's a
Speaker 1: picture that they set the picture of them out in
Speaker 1: the field in the bulldozer. Oh that's a bulldozer all right.
Speaker 1: You know. I do like the fact that people are
Speaker 1: catching up because now maybe more people will be able
Speaker 1: to hear the show in less time. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like like with less time going by, meaning
Speaker 1: it's it's more current. You know. I like that. I
Speaker 1: have no clue. You don't want more people. You don't
Speaker 1: want people. You don't want more people to catch up,
Speaker 1: and that's what I'm saying. And you love catchup? Oh
Speaker 1: I do. In fact, I'm gonna read something for someone
Speaker 1: who mentioned hi in SketchUp when when it's time, I
Speaker 1: trying to read something, go for go for all Right,
Speaker 1: So I got a d M. I think it was
Speaker 1: today from j C's up Close, j C's up close,
Speaker 1: j s e s up close on on Instagram. Uh.
Speaker 1: She she mostly wrote it about me, but put you first.
Speaker 1: So that's a fail right there. But she's very new year.
Speaker 1: I'm listening in order. Loved one oh three Scary Majewing
Speaker 1: the Brunch and one oh six Brodie's rage at the
Speaker 1: Perfect Dinner. Remember when I went out to dinner nothing
Speaker 1: was wrong? Yes that was crazy, she wrote, no Scullion's,
Speaker 1: no Parsley, no dill, Yes heines no hidden pickle. That
Speaker 1: was my Chick fil A reference. You guys are the best,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure many slices feel like I do. That
Speaker 1: you are the bright spot in these mad times. So
Speaker 1: thank you very much. That's very cool, and I'm glad
Speaker 1: you're I think last week I said at one one
Speaker 1: thirteen was the dill? So I was one oh three,
Speaker 1: I guess three. I think one is fisted and forked.
Speaker 1: That that dinner, that that that meal that we had, no, no,
Speaker 1: the one, what was the one? That? The one, the
Speaker 1: perfect one, the perfect Oh the place in you were
Speaker 1: ripping whatever was left of your hair out of your head.
Speaker 1: That was so mad sy, scary, scary. There is no
Speaker 1: need to offend. Okay, nothing, because you never do that
Speaker 1: to me. Brodie decided. Brody wanted something to rant about
Speaker 1: that night. He wanted so bad to be everything was
Speaker 1: perfect and listen to one oh six. You'll hear it.
Speaker 1: You guys already listened in order. Okay, So let's say,
Speaker 1: Jasmine Quintana cracking up, just what did I read this one?
Speaker 1: I write about that she went to the Chinese food place,
Speaker 1: just went to my local Chinese from the place. The
Speaker 1: lady there. The lady was there to pick up food,
Speaker 1: which she was having a difficult time understanding the worker
Speaker 1: and proceeded to demand a soda, but not just any soda,
Speaker 1: a grape soda. I almost lost my ship waiting for
Speaker 1: my own food slice for life. We good, So, uh,
Speaker 1: let's see where's that rebate form? While you finding that,
Speaker 1: Michael Rembkowski said, you got using my name in vain.
Speaker 1: Hey scary, and Brody got one small rant about Brody.
Speaker 1: I've listened since zero and email you guys every once
Speaker 1: in a while. While I've been listening, I can't help
Speaker 1: but notice Brody always uses Mike as a knockoff, generic,
Speaker 1: branded term or item. Play the rant music here? Oh oh,
Speaker 1: he wants me to play enthusiasts. No, no, you don't
Speaker 1: get the rant music. I appreciate you wanting it, but well,
Speaker 1: God forbid. I was to open up any shop with
Speaker 1: the name Mike in it, or brand something I create
Speaker 1: with the name Mike without it already having a negative
Speaker 1: effect from Brody constantly referring to knockoff products like mike
Speaker 1: Superior paper towels or Mike's greasy used car A lot.
Speaker 1: That's it, Brody, Please give all names equal opportunity to
Speaker 1: be generic. All right? Actually he left his number, hope
Speaker 1: about he left his phone number, and he wanted us
Speaker 1: to call him and he wanted to tell us on
Speaker 1: the podcast, that's too late for that. No, Joel underscore
Speaker 1: the Jeweler. I have to make sure I haven't read
Speaker 1: these already, I apologizes if I have. I got a
Speaker 1: fifty all the refund from Amazon today because they sent
Speaker 1: the wrong color office air. They wanted to give me
Speaker 1: thirty seven dollars. I said, rounded up to an even fifty,
Speaker 1: and then we'll be good. Free dessert. They go, Joel
Speaker 1: the jeweler Um. There was a part two to Michael's email.
Speaker 1: Oh damn it, okay, okay, it's slawsagna. I ordered two
Speaker 1: tires for a race coming up, and they showed delivered.
Speaker 1: They showed delivered on the app and the drivers specified
Speaker 1: left on the porch by the way. They always do
Speaker 1: that no more, which I thought is a bad spot
Speaker 1: because they're completely exposed. Also, I have special instructions on
Speaker 1: my Amazon to throw tires over my r RV gate
Speaker 1: to the backyard. I get home and guess what, no tires.
Speaker 1: Amazon tells me, Uh, no problem. Ship two more. Two
Speaker 1: tires came in. They threw them over the gate. A
Speaker 1: few days later, a ring at my doorbell around nine o'clock.
Speaker 1: I answer, and it's a guy from down the street
Speaker 1: who had random tires thrown over his gate. He just noticed.
Speaker 1: He said, I don't have a car that these tires fit,
Speaker 1: so I bought them. So the correct address to the
Speaker 1: correct address, which was me. I here you go, called
Speaker 1: Amazon back and tell the guy what happened. He says,
Speaker 1: keep all of them for the trouble boom free ship
Speaker 1: for me hashtag not a scambaroti. By the way, but
Speaker 1: what does that have to do with What does it
Speaker 1: have to do with Lasagna? I think it was gonna
Speaker 1: be like ship Lasagna. Uh. He hadn't going in a
Speaker 1: different direction there, But whatever the case, Michael. Uh yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, here's the one little mistake you made,
Speaker 1: because it would have opened you up to a bigger error.
Speaker 1: You called Amazon and you told them the tires were found.
Speaker 1: By that point, it was two weeks later or whatever
Speaker 1: it was. Fuck it, it's over. They're not looking for
Speaker 1: those tires. They already sent you to know. He's an
Speaker 1: honest man. He's an honest man, you know. But they
Speaker 1: could have been. They could have opened it up to
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, all right, we're gonna send you return
Speaker 1: box and you just bring it over to the You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like, who knows if they would
Speaker 1: have wanted them back? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want
Speaker 1: to mention a couple of people I asked to send
Speaker 1: me their free dessert stories to my Brody at Elvis
Speaker 1: rand dot com email address. I haven't had a chance
Speaker 1: to read them yet. I apologize. But if you're wondering
Speaker 1: why we haven't read them yet, I haven't had a chance.
Speaker 1: I gotta go in there and like, read them all,
Speaker 1: organize them all. Haven't had a chance. I haven't forgotten
Speaker 1: about him, haven't had a chance. Uh ah cosh a
Speaker 1: k A s h. I'm assuming it's the pronunciation. Hey Brody,
Speaker 1: Happy holidays. Hope you're enjoying a break. This is from
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. I just want to let
Speaker 1: you know that I finally started listening to the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys podcast from episode zero and it's very entertaining and funny.
Speaker 1: I thoroughly enjoy it and appreciate the time that you
Speaker 1: and Scary take in producing it. Much love, wishing you
Speaker 1: and your family blah blah blah blah. So welcome aboard
Speaker 1: to cash. Yeah that's very nice. Um. Oh, so this
Speaker 1: was the review that Raoul lent Uh left for us.
Speaker 1: Uh Right, Raoul Role. We talked to Raoul right. He
Speaker 1: went on Yelp and left a review for Siddel's the
Speaker 1: Dill Jewish Restaurant um and and he wrote, uh, two stars.
Speaker 1: The Brooklyn Boys came to the restaurant and they had
Speaker 1: to endure six six inch bottle of dyet coke. The
Speaker 1: food had Dylan it and David did not enjoy it.
Speaker 1: I personally have never been there, but heard on the
Speaker 1: podcast fu So Yelp and Sidel's reported it and they
Speaker 1: took it down, but OH had our back. Now, this
Speaker 1: is the funniest thing I got sent in the past week.
Speaker 1: Shout out that you got. You know, Randy, Randy Michelle
Speaker 1: sabo Um. I believe she's a big MET fan. I
Speaker 1: saw this commercial the day after she said this to
Speaker 1: me because I don't normally watch commercials. It is an
Speaker 1: All State commercial with a lunar like a moonlander, like
Speaker 1: a moon buggy going across the surface of the moon. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know. They're rambling about insurance whatever, and these
Speaker 1: these two astronauts are in this moon buggy and at
Speaker 1: one point they must hit a ramp whatever or like
Speaker 1: a high part of the moon, and the car goes
Speaker 1: flying over crater and because it's you know, there's no
Speaker 1: gravity up there or less gravity, it goes really far
Speaker 1: and then lands and at the bottom of the screen.
Speaker 1: Like most car commercials, it says, do not attempt always
Speaker 1: right as if you're gonna be in a dude buggy
Speaker 1: on the moon, the moon with limited gravity, if you are,
Speaker 1: do not attempt jumping the crater on the moon. Like
Speaker 1: I think at that point you don't need to mention that.
Speaker 1: Now you know what that that's a bunch of fucking
Speaker 1: legal legal suits sitting in a room like hyper focusing
Speaker 1: on every little thing. And you know sometimes they you know,
Speaker 1: they're too good. Have fun with it. You should write
Speaker 1: if you're on the moon, if you're on the moon,
Speaker 1: don't attempt this. But some idiots gonna go, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get into dune buggy here on Earth and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: jump a crater, kill myself, and my family is gonna
Speaker 1: sue all state. Right, Well, that's to cover your ass
Speaker 1: legal team. Definitely, Thank you, Randy. That's a great catch. Also,
Speaker 1: I made a joke that nobody got well, some people
Speaker 1: got but most people didn't understand the joke. I don't
Speaker 1: know if this is true or not. It's irrelevant to
Speaker 1: the story. But when last week when people were losing
Speaker 1: their social media accounts, right, um, and the people are
Speaker 1: getting bumped off social media platforms. Uh some it looked
Speaker 1: like Olive Garden rescinded Sean Hannity Sean Hannity's lifetime pasta
Speaker 1: pass Sean Hannity of calls from Fox News, and uh
Speaker 1: so they sent out an official graphic looked very authentic
Speaker 1: and it said, um, you know, due to the incidents
Speaker 1: in Washington, blah blah blah. In response, Olive Garden has
Speaker 1: invalidated our never ending passa pass for several guests and
Speaker 1: revoked a lifetime pasta pass from Sean Hannity. Right, so,
Speaker 1: it looked real. I don't care if it's real or not.
Speaker 1: So I sent out a joke and I said, if
Speaker 1: they really want to punish him, they'll send them a
Speaker 1: second one, a second one because the food is so bad.
Speaker 1: There you're making a joke about Olive Garden's food. Some
Speaker 1: people love I. I like the bread sticks and the
Speaker 1: jokes whatever following that under you know, now Remember we
Speaker 1: spoke about me and Ed's pizza. Uh, decent pizza, and
Speaker 1: they're looking for people that franchise them out and You're like,
Speaker 1: who in a right mind would be It's sucking me
Speaker 1: and Eds well. Efron Lopez wrote to the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: podcast facebook page and sent me this message, Um, I'm
Speaker 1: from to Larry, California, near Fresno. Just want to chime
Speaker 1: in about me and Eds. It's a northern California chain
Speaker 1: and it is far superior than other chain restaurants. One
Speaker 1: of my favorite pizza spots when I want a cheaper
Speaker 1: chain pizza. It's a thin crust that doesn't taste like cardboard,
Speaker 1: with a slight spicy and Herbie or Herbie taste, whatever
Speaker 1: Herbie taste. Unfortunately, we don't have pizzeria's out here like
Speaker 1: the quality you guys have, but hope to get one
Speaker 1: one day. I hope to go out to New York
Speaker 1: one day and see what it's all about. Love you guys,
Speaker 1: keep it up well, I would say in that Uh,
Speaker 1: in that case, buy a plane ticket. They're very cheap
Speaker 1: this time of year. And uh, when I look at
Speaker 1: the map, it looked like almost all of them are
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, so maybe it's a California thing overall. Um,
Speaker 1: when you listen to the bonus episode with point up,
Speaker 1: you'll get this reference. But Efron, if you want really
Speaker 1: good pizza, there's a gas station in Ioa you should try.
Speaker 1: It's called so what was Arlie? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't remember the name. So, but it's gas station pizza.
Speaker 1: So listen to the bonus episode which of the episode,
Speaker 1: and you will hear all about Iowa's Best pizza located
Speaker 1: in a gas station. Now, scary. I got an a
Speaker 1: d M here from somebody who was very proud of
Speaker 1: the fact they didn't get taken advantage of right, they
Speaker 1: used my theory and of you know, even as not even.
Speaker 1: But I want your opinion, Scary on how you feel
Speaker 1: it worked out. William Rivera wrote me free dessert. Purchased
Speaker 1: a car from CarMax in Connecticut. But before all that happened,
Speaker 1: the sales rep said they would deliver it to me
Speaker 1: in the Bronx. Okay, so the Bronx is maybe an
Speaker 1: hour or so from Connecticut, depending on which part of Connecticut. Okay,
Speaker 1: another sales Actually we did deliver sixty miles out. I
Speaker 1: lived seventy miles away from from the dealership. I said,
Speaker 1: let me talk to a manager. Got a call back
Speaker 1: five minutes later, and the rep stated, we don't cross borders.
Speaker 1: I would have to come up to the lot to
Speaker 1: pick the car up if I wanted it. So I said,
Speaker 1: that's what wasn't what I was told? Um? I said,
Speaker 1: I was told it wouldn't be a problem for you
Speaker 1: to deliver the car here, okay, um? And I said, uh,
Speaker 1: you you're you mentioned that you record all the conversations
Speaker 1: for quality assurance. Why don't you go listen to the conversation.
Speaker 1: So they call him back the next day, stating they
Speaker 1: made a mistake on their part. They offered to get
Speaker 1: me a lift and pick my wife and I and
Speaker 1: drive us up seventy miles north, which would have cost
Speaker 1: a hundred and twenty five dollars. I looked it up
Speaker 1: on the lift app. Long story short, They drove me
Speaker 1: there and I drove home in my new car. Longtime
Speaker 1: listener since episode zero, listening in order. Okay, here's the problem,
Speaker 1: here's the problem. Why he's not a true Jedi master.
Speaker 1: And I told him this and he's like, you're right, Okay,
Speaker 1: what I wrote was, although if you want to be
Speaker 1: a master, they should have given you some kind of
Speaker 1: credit for making you drive both ways and invest your
Speaker 1: time and effort. And when the car was supposed to
Speaker 1: be delivered, so you you just put seventy miles on
Speaker 1: your new car, gave up at least two hours of
Speaker 1: your time. So although they tried to screw you big time,
Speaker 1: they ended up screwing you less because you stuff for yourself.
Speaker 1: They still screwed you because they only deliver sixty miles.
Speaker 1: Then you should have driven ten miles and had to
Speaker 1: meet you there. That's right. That's what Elane did on
Speaker 1: Seinfeld when they wouldn't deliver the fish from the Chinese restaurant.
Speaker 1: She pretended to live closer and stood in the doorway.
Speaker 1: I was a classic episode. Well you know, so, William.
Speaker 1: You did well, William, but you're not quite there yet.
Speaker 1: You could do better, right, all right, Brodie, that's not
Speaker 1: all we got for the moment. That's not all I got.
Speaker 1: I got pages of shipped too. But what do you
Speaker 1: want to do? I'm looking at this clock here right,
Speaker 1: I want to read one more thing. There's a guy
Speaker 1: on Instagram him he runs an account, you know, you
Speaker 1: know how everyone has only fans, right, you know, only
Speaker 1: fans is it's a subscription based service where you can
Speaker 1: see nuty girls behind yeah right or whatever they have.
Speaker 1: I've never paid, I don't know, but only fans is like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know you're only my fans' supposed to give exclusive content.
Speaker 1: What we're thinking about opening the Brooklyn Boys one, but
Speaker 1: we don't know what the funk we post? Right, right,
Speaker 1: right right. So there's a guy on Instagram who his
Speaker 1: name is only Pans and his logos a frying pan
Speaker 1: and everything on his Instagram page is cooking and frying pans.
Speaker 1: That's brilliant. Yeah, only Pans. So he wrote to me,
Speaker 1: because obviously he's trying to be clever Only Pans he said,
Speaker 1: if you ever have a segment that requires a specialist
Speaker 1: on frying pans, I think you know who to call.
Speaker 1: So I wrote back, yes, my friends at pan hub,
Speaker 1: and I wrote it, lay pornhub does, and so he wrote, fuck,
Speaker 1: how haven I thought of that? So I said I'm
Speaker 1: a pro, and I said um, I said, uh oh.
Speaker 1: He wrote back his favorite category on on porn hub
Speaker 1: is step pan. I don't I don't know what that
Speaker 1: is like step sisters, stepbrothers. He's trying too hard, I said,
Speaker 1: I said, I said, I said that took too long,
Speaker 1: I said, I said, because I'm sorry. I cracked under pressure.
Speaker 1: I said. The best category on on pan hub is
Speaker 1: pan sexuals and UH and guys with big walks. So
Speaker 1: I so, I said, pan sexual doesn't get me better
Speaker 1: than that. I got so much for next week. I
Speaker 1: can't wait because I'm from boys Boys