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Now, 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:58.120 this is an episode I ain't even gonna hold you, bro. 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:01.120 They've been asking for this, um and I don't know, 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:06.160 do you follow passport cutty or so Passport Cutty stay 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:09.760 reading people before they got damn Zodie low key reading Mandy. 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:12.840 So we have an astrologist here with us and Cutty, 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:15.480 Mandy and her were hanging right in Houston. So we're 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:17.960 at the pool and Cutty was like, y'll have an astrologist. 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:19.240 I was like, yeah, it's such a good idea. And 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:20.680 I was like, but Mandy doesn't believe in it. She 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:25.239 was like, so why she call herself a liberta? You believed? 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:28.680 And it's a good point. Well, I am a libra. 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:30.320 Have you believe in God? Are you going to be 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:33.320 a Christian? Or j or? And I believe in a 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:35.480 higher being? So bitch, how are you a libra? But 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:42.280 you'll believe in it? Listen, bit questions we get sorted, 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:45.240 So go ahead, introduce yourself to our listeners. Let them 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:47.320 know your name, what you do, and why are you 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:52.400 a motherfucking astrologist? Okay, So my name is Mecha Woods. 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:56.080 I am an astrologer. I've been practicing for about ten years, 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:59.920 going and raised in the bronx, UM v xand up. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:03.920 And the reason why I've been drawn to astrology and 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:07.280 I practice it is because way long ago, when I 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:09.480 was at a cross roads in my life, I found 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:11.440 that it was a great tool to empower myself and 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:14.920 to make empowering decisions. So what I do is use 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:18.040 that as a tool to help people through their challenges 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:21.200 and make the most of their lives and opportunities at present. 0:04:21.360 --> 0:04:23.799 So real quick, before we get into like this deep 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:29.000 you know, astrology is it closer to science or religion? 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:33.560 It is not religion, Okay, Um, it is not a 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:36.920 science either. It's I once heard a colleague explain it 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:40.560 as being like a marriage between math and myth. And 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:43.919 the thing with astrology is what I always tell people 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:46.320 is that, um, you don't need to believe in it 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:48.240 in order to use it. It is a tool you 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:53.680 can use it to like you can use it um 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:55.760 the way that you would use any other tool. And 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:57.960 as a matter of fact, there's a favorite quote of 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:00.520 mine that I love to always talk about whenever this 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:04.440 subject comes up, and it's by Kevin Burke, who's another astrologer, 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:07.240 and it says, um, you don't need to believe in 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:09.200 a hammer in order to use it. And that's the 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:11.360 same way that you would do astrology. Like it's just 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:16.280 a thing of studying cycles and patterns and basically informing 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:19.960 that decisions and experiences that we have in our lives 0:05:19.960 --> 0:05:22.280 so we can make the most of the opportunities that 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:25.839 present themselves and learn how to navigate challenges and things 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:27.640 that we can't control. So I've heard a lot of 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:29.840 people say things like they don't believe in astrology because 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:31.960 it's too broad, Like okay, that if there's a million 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:33.600 Pisces in the world, are we all really going to 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:36.919 have a hard week at work? Like what? Okay, well, 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:38.800 I guess let me yeah, because we're gonna get into 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:41.239 them questions. We go, oh, we got them. We gotta 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:43.800 let's do the icebreaker. Let's do the icebreaks because you 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:46.200 just brought up pisces. We don't have to use. Let's 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:48.320 not bring everything. So we should all say our signs. 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:51.600 So I have a Pisces rising, a core Sagittarius, and 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:55.159 my moon is an aries. Okay, I'm a about the salo. 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:57.920 So I'm a Sagittarius son, a Leo rising and aquarious 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:02.680 moon and I'm a Libra. That's all. I don't know 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:06.200 these risings and dips in settings and all of that raises. 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:11.360 Um So before we start, guys, um as you see 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:12.880 what this episode is going to be about. I think 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:16.479 a lot of us UM look for signs UM as 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:19.160 kind of a reason to why our partners act the 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:21.040 way they do, why we have the type of sex 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:25.360 we have, UM even sometimes our friendships and how we communicate. 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:28.359 So we're gonna delve into that. But before we are 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:30.560 going to start an icebreaker and Meca kind of gave 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:32.360 this little game and I kind of like it because 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:35.440 I think as soon as we hear of a sign, 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:38.800 one word comes to our mind. So what we're gonna 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:42.640 do is, I'm gonna name off the sign. And she 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:45.760 actually corrected me, y'all because I started going by the 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:48.880 actual calendar and she's like, no, actually starts with aries, um. 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:52.160 It does not start with Capricorn, bitch. So she read 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:54.839 me before we started. But I'm gonna go down the 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:56.960 list of signs and all of us are gonna say 0:06:57.000 --> 0:06:59.760 the very first word that comes to our mind with 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:03.200 the signs. Okay, so we're gonna start with you, Mecca, You. 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:05.360 Then I'm gonna say my word, and then I'm gonna 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:07.600 say the next UM sign and we're gonna go like that, 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:09.400 all right, and let's see, let's see what we think 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:12.200 of Y'ALLU says, can we say skip because there's something 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:14.320 I don't know. Okay, yeah, you can say skip if 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:18.200 you don't know. Um. So the first is aries sex 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:29.080 mm hmm, passionate air. I don't know about aries, Taurists, luxury, 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:33.160 I don't know horns. That's like theyta horns right that 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:46.880 they signs. They have Gemini, chatty, crazy, bipolar, cancer, nurturing, fuck, 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:59.240 nigger leo, uh, conceited. I was gonna say attention, horror, dominant, virgo, 0:08:01.600 --> 0:08:05.720 control freak, I'm not sure controlling, that's my mom um, 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:15.600 Libra wishy washy oh. I was gonna say indecisive. Oh, 0:08:15.720 --> 0:08:17.760 the same thing. And I was gonna say the best 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:22.000 motherfucker's sign in the world beat no libra. So the 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:26.000 word that I have for loyal, I would say, that's 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:31.600 that's um, the word that I have. Let me get it, 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:38.120 Let me get my mall. Because Scorpio intense good sucks, 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:46.800 sneaky Sagittarius, while the ship I'm not sure fun Capricorn 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:52.959 money outgoing, Um, I would say nurturing for capricorn Um 0:08:53.000 --> 0:09:01.079 Aquarius eccentric, artistic, I would say indecisive. And last one 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:08.440 is Pisces weed weed emotionalist fault you know, I already 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:11.520 know I don't even want to meet normal pisces. I 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:13.840 got were right by me. That's all the motherfucker's pieces 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:18.839 needne So, so I decided because there was so much 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:22.160 um to actually talk about on this topic. Um A 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:24.559 lot of you started sending in questions im which they 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:26.240 I'm pretty much just gonna send them all to your 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.360 book and email because they're like, well, can you really 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:31.520 delve into what a Capricorn and Aquarius and what's what 0:09:31.600 --> 0:09:35.800 it's like for them to be down a little? Literally, 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:39.480 everyone was sending their actual sign with you know, their 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:42.760 compatibility with our people. Every episode we are going to 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:45.040 go down this like a regular Horrible Decisions. But it 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:48.240 is all about astrology, zodiac and horoscopes, and I think 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:51.319 that's all the same thing. But um, so I actually 0:09:51.360 --> 0:09:54.600 found for our van a little shit. Um You Porn 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:58.680 launches a sex zodiac service for horoscope lovers. Have you 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:01.200 heard of this? I've heard of it. Okay, so you 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:03.760 already know about your Okay, let me just get into it. 0:10:03.960 --> 0:10:06.480 So the folks at you Porn have teamed up with 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:10.559 Dalcie via Trendo wells of know the Zodiac to give 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:14.560 you your sex zodiac dot com. This is a monthly 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:17.360 sex horoscope, so you know whether to go on the 0:10:17.400 --> 0:10:20.840 prow or maybe just stay in for Netflix. According to 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:23.839 a press release, the site will let users find out 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:26.959 who they are compatible with, what their sign says about 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:30.600 their sex taste, what their sexual interest means based on 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:33.360 their horoscope, and much more. Taking a glance at the 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:37.480 horoscope for say this month, check out this excerpt. This 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:40.520 was for aries Um. So it says on the six 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:44.760 a major astrological monstone takes place as Saturn, the planet 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:48.080 of challenge, ends it's five month retrograde in the sign 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:51.560 of Capricorn, and that already is I don't know what 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:56.640 the funk that means. This retrograde was affecting your social 0:10:56.679 --> 0:11:00.160 status and reputation sector. Okay, so it just goes into 0:11:00.200 --> 0:11:02.440 a horoscope read which I want to get into that 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:06.280 because I think, because there's stuff that's coming in my 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:09.000 mind and yes, right down your questions for sure. So 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:13.240 basically what this app does is tell you kind of 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:15.200 if you can expect to have a whole lot of sex, 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:17.880 who you will be compatible with having sex with and 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:20.880 all of these things, and what do you think about 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:23.679 this app? Is that a thing like that you think, Um, 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:25.200 I think it could be a great app. I think 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:27.920 for me, Um, it would just be a matter of 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:33.920 like who they're actually getting to write the material, because unfortunately, 0:11:34.000 --> 0:11:36.960 I have seen some apps that are astrology apps, but 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:40.600 when you open it up, the descriptions and the horoscopes 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:44.600 are extremely vague and they don't really offer you any 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:47.080 insight at all, and and it kind of kind of 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:49.920 feeds into that thing where people feel like astrology is bullshit. 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:52.400 You know, we're saying. I was telling you I know 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:54.480 about co star, that's I learned my rising and moon, 0:11:54.600 --> 0:11:57.280 and you said that it's not as accurate. You suggested 0:11:57.320 --> 0:12:01.080 another one, which one was that, Um, well, I don't 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:03.400 try to steal people away from certain things. Like you 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:05.679 use what you use. But the thing that I use 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:08.120 is the old school website, which is astro dot com. 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:13.000 Astro dot com, and you go to astro dot com 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:17.600 and plug in your birthday, the day, month, year, the 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:19.400 location that you were born in the time that you 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:21.800 were born, and it will give you a readout of 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:25.520 your birth chart. Oh ship, I actually didn't do the 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:29.200 co started and ask me the location, but that makes sense. Yeah, 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:32.439 that might be so all of that matters, yeah, ovation 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:35.640 the time, all of that matters. Yeah, Okay, So then 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:38.360 I guess that's how I guess people would differ. I 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:40.520 know you introduced yourself, but I just have two questions, 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:45.560 like how are you different from a psychic? Like what? 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:47.240 How do you make money? How? What do people come 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:50.600 to you for? So people come to me for advice 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:53.560 on anything that has to do with like love, uh, 0:12:53.600 --> 0:12:56.120 in relationships. So it could be like you know, family stuff, 0:12:56.120 --> 0:13:00.959 it could be things between I've done parent and child readings. UM. 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:06.680 I have done stuff around businesses, around uh, career paths. Um. 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:08.360 You know, like let's say someone wants to come to 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:11.320 you about their boyfriend. Do you need them to figure 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:14.280 out where the time that their boyfriend was bored? It depends. 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:17.200 Like if someone is coming to me about relationships, UM, 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:19.600 I usually like to have permission of the other party. 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:21.760 You know. That's kind of like because I don't read 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:24.679 charts without permission. I find it to be very intrusive. 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:27.079 But what I usually do, like if a person is 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:29.440 coming to me and they don't want their partner to know, 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:32.600 I'll just get very basic sort of information and focus 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:34.760 to reading on them and what they need to do 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:37.559 as opposed to like talking too much about the partner 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:42.360 because at the end of the day, it's about them anyway. Yeah, yeah, okay, 0:13:42.920 --> 0:13:44.920 So what what I guess I want to know too 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:48.880 outside of astro dot com, what other websites are apps? 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:51.480 Because this is clearly something from you porn that they're bringing. 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:55.719 But what other apps or sites would you suggest our 0:13:55.760 --> 0:14:00.120 listeners to maybe go to. Um? I have seen a 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:06.920 uh another website called astro dash charts dot com. Um. 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.080 They have where you can go and get your birth 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:11.920 chart and things like that. Um. But I really feel 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:14.160 like when it comes to like kind of getting like 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:17.120 the basics of like astrology and kind of like astro 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:18.679 dot com is kind of like the best one of 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:21.720 the best resources that you can go to. Yeah, I 0:14:21.760 --> 0:14:23.880 mean just to read, you know, I like to read, 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:26.640 but I want to see what to say about libras, 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:29.520 just just just to see. Are you not the person 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:31.400 at flips to the last page in the magazine? Then 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:35.320 what do you mean that always has a horsecope? Nah? 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:37.080 I used to be looking for ve Street boys and 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:40.480 ship first, do you That's that's what I really look 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:43.160 at magazines? They really want to get into it. Can 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:46.480 we what is astrology? Let's say that, like you're we're 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:48.600 talking about moon and sun and all of that and 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:51.720 Venus and there's a Chinese rat what is the ship? 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:57.440 No in real life. So the astrology that practice is 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:01.440 Western astrology, and it is based on some very old 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:06.960 stuff from like pre biblical times, and basically what it 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:12.320 is it is a study of patterns and cycles that 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:15.520 are rooted in time. So whenever. So you were asking 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:18.240 earlier about like what is like different makes me different 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:20.720 from a psychic? What I'm doing is kind of going 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:23.720 back in time and looking at things that have happened 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:26.920 historically and looking at that and how that, like the 0:15:26.920 --> 0:15:29.360 planets moving sort of correlates with that, because what we're 0:15:29.360 --> 0:15:32.840 doing is really giving the planets um they're they're acting 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:35.240 as a language for what is happening and what's going 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:37.680 on in the world. They're not causing anything, they're not 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:40.600 affecting us and not like physically doing anything to us. 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:43.400 It's just as above so below. That's sort of like 0:15:43.440 --> 0:15:47.200 the context to it. Right, So as we are looking 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:49.280 at things that I've happened in the past, we're making 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:51.920 inferences of things that could happen in the future. So 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:54.800 it's similar to the way like economists look at trends 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:56.560 in terms to see like how the economy is going 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:59.840 to go or whether like meteorologists are looking at like 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:02.080 weather patterns and seeing like this is going to happen, 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:04.200 you know, on such a such day. So we're doing 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:07.520 that similarly, like looking at trends and then saying, Okay, 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:10.800 if this has happened in the past, because history repeats itself, 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:13.360 then chances are that these things are going to happen 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:15.800 again in the future. And this is why there's certain 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:20.520 traits attached to certain signs, and when you meet people, 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:23.480 you assume that they may act away based on how 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:26.200 someone else who held that same sign may act. Is 0:16:26.200 --> 0:16:29.200 that kind of the same um Somewhat yes, But I 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:32.160 would also kind of want to let people know that, 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:35.480 like every leo is not the same, you know, like 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:40.320 every side, because like, is it that was all motherfucker's 0:16:40.320 --> 0:16:43.520 Twitter talking about oh scorpio big they got devil did. 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:46.600 Like I guarantee everyone who was born in late October 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:49.520 November does not have big dicks. There's a lot of 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:53.320 a lot of stereotyping that happens with astrology, as I'm 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:55.760 sure you know. Um, there was something that came up 0:16:55.800 --> 0:16:57.600 the other day about someone who was like trying to 0:16:57.640 --> 0:16:59.920 deny someone housing because they wear Capricorn. I don't know, 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:05.240 you guys saw that that was particularly because they were Capricorn. 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:08.320 They felt that Capricorn wouldn't blend well with their new 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:14.280 made cent situation. Completely ridiculous and and nasty, and the 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:16.359 kind of astrology that I do not support. Like it's 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:19.919 not for discriminating against people whatsoever. But yeah, there's a 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:23.840 lot of stereotypes, you know. Um, you know, I've met scorpios. 0:17:23.880 --> 0:17:25.240 I have a lot of people, like a lot of 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:27.040 scorpios in my life. Not all of them are freaks, 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:31.240 you know. Not all of them are freaks, not real quick. 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:34.159 Not all virgos are neat and clean freaks, you know, 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:37.240 not all sages are like party animals. So there it 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:39.560 really depends again, like you know, on the day that 0:17:39.600 --> 0:17:42.560 you were born, because there's also your moon and you're 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:44.879 rising your Venus and your Mars and all these different 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:47.440 things that kind of blend together to make the whole. 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:52.960 So it's really there's there's different things that happened or 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:57.320 happens within astrology that gives us some variety and some 0:17:57.520 --> 0:18:00.719 differentiation when it comes to the Zodia signs and how 0:18:00.720 --> 0:18:03.600 they express themselves. Um, but at this end of the day, 0:18:03.640 --> 0:18:05.680 there are some core traits that we can kind of 0:18:05.720 --> 0:18:08.240 build from. And I ask you, sorry to interrupt you. 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:10.520 We didn't talk about doing this, but I feel like, 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:13.919 why not. Have you ever heard our show before? You 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:16.440 have not no worries? So Mandy and I are known 0:18:16.640 --> 0:18:19.600 for acting like front of mees right, and we've done 0:18:19.640 --> 0:18:21.960 therapy on the show together. Do you think you could 0:18:22.000 --> 0:18:27.800 maybe read us and our signs? Business? Jesus? Do you 0:18:27.840 --> 0:18:30.120 need to do many need a verse start? Yeah? Yeah, 0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:33.480 I guess you need, you know, but just tell us. 0:18:33.600 --> 0:18:36.280 We're fighting this small around, but I gotta worry about 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:39.800 it because I'm amazing. Ships don't need mass. So Mandy's 0:18:39.800 --> 0:18:44.720 a Libra Yeah so, um, Mandy's a Libra son, a 0:18:45.000 --> 0:18:51.200 Pisces rising, and a cancer moon. H okay, And then 0:18:52.000 --> 0:18:54.880 I have you. This is so hard to feel good, 0:18:55.000 --> 0:19:05.120 damn pieces pieces, pieces reaching Pisces. And then wheezy, hold 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:11.320 on one second, all right? So then I have you 0:19:11.760 --> 0:19:18.080 as an Erie son, a tourist rising, and a Gemini moon. 0:19:19.480 --> 0:19:23.320 Hold on, I'm not a pisces. Wait a minute, hold on, 0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:28.399 you said April. No oh no, okay, sorry, that's my fault. Then, 0:19:29.240 --> 0:19:35.280 oh my damn. Right wait, I'm not a muse. We 0:19:35.520 --> 0:19:38.960 sell you guys. Mecca is on astrology astro dot com 0:19:39.119 --> 0:19:42.200 right now. She we just called her mom's um to 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:45.440 check and see what date we were born for I 0:19:45.520 --> 0:19:47.400 mean over time we were born because we need daytime 0:19:47.440 --> 0:19:50.399 and location to get an accurate birth start reading, I asked, 0:19:50.880 --> 0:19:52.119 am I gonna check it out for us so that 0:19:52.200 --> 0:19:55.479 we could see how well we were worked together? Well, 0:19:55.520 --> 0:19:58.280 we already know the answer to that. Good, but maybe 0:19:58.359 --> 0:20:03.400 we need to hear some bitch. All right, so wait, 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:06.440 you said more at seventy right now? Okay, alright, alright 0:20:06.480 --> 0:20:10.560 now I got it good, alright, alright, alright, so let's 0:20:10.560 --> 0:20:17.879 see what this is like a Nike all right, So wheezy, 0:20:18.000 --> 0:20:22.919 I have you uh there's your sunning pisces, your modern aries, 0:20:23.280 --> 0:20:27.680 and your ascendant and said, okay, that's what I had. Yeah, perfect, Okay, 0:20:28.359 --> 0:20:32.080 So what does this mean? Alright? So basically, like when 0:20:32.119 --> 0:20:33.720 it comes to the Big three, your sun, moon and 0:20:33.840 --> 0:20:36.879 rising um, your son is your identity is how you 0:20:36.920 --> 0:20:38.920 want to shine in the world and how how you 0:20:39.000 --> 0:20:41.440 want people to see you, So has a piscey sun. 0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:45.200 You want people to see you as someone that is compassionate, 0:20:45.440 --> 0:20:49.520 carrying intuitive um and that you have the ability to 0:20:49.720 --> 0:20:56.600 basically understand people at a very fundamentally fundamental level. But 0:20:56.720 --> 0:21:01.080 then you have that aries moon, a moon like that 0:21:01.440 --> 0:21:03.920 all the area's moon a clap back moon, right, because 0:21:03.960 --> 0:21:06.080 your moon has to do with your emotions and how 0:21:06.160 --> 0:21:07.920 you express them and process them, and you don't know 0:21:08.000 --> 0:21:14.120 how to do it. You're definitely yeah, so mooning areas 0:21:14.160 --> 0:21:17.760 is definitely gonna be feisty um, definitely going to look 0:21:17.840 --> 0:21:21.119 out for their friends and family, be very fiercely protective 0:21:21.640 --> 0:21:23.840 of the people that they love. Um. But as an 0:21:23.880 --> 0:21:26.640 area's moon, in terms of what you need, you also 0:21:26.800 --> 0:21:31.399 need like adventure and independence, which makes you somewhat different 0:21:31.440 --> 0:21:33.720 from like the traditional Pisces, which if you read about it, 0:21:33.920 --> 0:21:36.639 they'll say like Pisces are clingy and and too needy 0:21:36.760 --> 0:21:38.520 and all that kind of stuff like that. But with 0:21:38.640 --> 0:21:41.200 your home, with your moon being in areas, you're a 0:21:41.200 --> 0:21:45.119 little bit more independent and freedom freeom loving than with 0:21:45.240 --> 0:21:49.240 the typical Pisces. And then that's also and that also 0:21:49.320 --> 0:21:51.600 kind of ties into your Sagittarius rising, because your rising 0:21:51.640 --> 0:21:53.320 sign has to do with how you approach the world 0:21:53.920 --> 0:21:56.960 and how you see yourself. Sagittarius is the sign that 0:21:57.119 --> 0:22:00.480 is associated with freedom and travel. So even though you 0:22:00.560 --> 0:22:04.200 have that compassionate, nurturing and tender piscey self, at the 0:22:04.320 --> 0:22:06.399 end of the day, you're approaching the world from a 0:22:06.480 --> 0:22:08.919 place of life, wanting to explore, taste, and see as 0:22:09.000 --> 0:22:12.960 much as you possibly. You never heard our show and 0:22:13.040 --> 0:22:15.400 you know nothing about me, So I feel like everybody's 0:22:15.440 --> 0:22:17.640 listening like, oh ship. I mean, you know, I haven't 0:22:17.680 --> 0:22:20.280 met the tenths of thousands of listeners, but I feel 0:22:20.280 --> 0:22:22.480 like they would at least know that. I'm so curious. Okay, 0:22:23.160 --> 0:22:27.440 what about what about me? All right? Right here? Isn't 0:22:27.680 --> 0:22:32.760 uh son Pisces rising and cancer? Yes, okay, so let me. 0:22:32.840 --> 0:22:34.960