Speaker 1: This is me, Craig Ferguson. I'm inviting you to come
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Speaker 1: it's about an hour and a half and I don't
Speaker 1: have an opener because these guys cost money. But what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is I'll be on stage for a while. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: on the road, My DearS. My name is Craig Ferguson.
Speaker 1: The name of this podcast is Joy. I talk to
Speaker 1: interest in people about what brings them happiness. Hello, my
Speaker 1: name is Craig Ferguson. Welcome to the tent here in
Speaker 1: the Kids Super Studios in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, where we record
Speaker 1: the Joy Podcast today. My guest on the podcast is
Speaker 1: one of the stallwarts of the New York slash Philly
Speaker 1: bit more really New York I think of one of
Speaker 1: his New York He's from Philly, but well you hear
Speaker 1: all about it. He's a great comedian and as you
Speaker 1: were about to see, if you don'tlready know, he's got
Speaker 1: a stand up special on Netflix. It's called Different Strokes
Speaker 1: about his Strokes, which he folded into his comedy in
Speaker 1: a way which I have nothing but admiration for. He's
Speaker 1: a great comic and very funny man. Keith Robinson, everybody,
Speaker 1: I think you still still see Wonder. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: Wonder forever all the time. She she's she's a good
Speaker 1: stand up and she Wonder.
Speaker 2: Whereat on one of the best.
Speaker 1: She kind of is she The last time I saw her,
Speaker 1: it wasn't long after Chris had done that joke about
Speaker 1: her at the Oscars.
Speaker 2: She was like, what the.
Speaker 1: Fuck is that he'd done some joke about her the Oscars. Remember, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't remember what it was, but she was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? But she You worked with her when
Speaker 1: we were at CBS, right, Yes, you were doing the
Speaker 1: one was the one to sc show. Yes, And you
Speaker 1: had the big studio and we had the little studio.
Speaker 1: I remember, because we had the little studio. Because that's
Speaker 1: what we're saying. Just before the comedians used to be
Speaker 1: on We're on my late night show. Because the studio
Speaker 1: was so small. We had to move my desk to
Speaker 1: the side and I had to get out of the
Speaker 1: way to put the comedians on wo and the A
Speaker 1: lot of comedians thought I was like being a dick
Speaker 1: because I wouldn't meet them. It's not I just didn't
Speaker 1: meet them. I was going home and you yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I kind of was. Yeah, I got was. I was
Speaker 1: kind of fuck it. Yeah, jobs on great down my
Speaker 1: laughter left. I tell you something about Carrot Top though
Speaker 1: this is true. Have you ever seen him perform.
Speaker 2: He's a great performance.
Speaker 1: He's not believable, right, he gets a bad name, but
Speaker 1: I've never watched it. I've seen him live a couple
Speaker 1: of times, and I've I've hung out with him and he's.
Speaker 2: He's you know what, as we call his comics. We
Speaker 2: stick to, you know, well running.
Speaker 3: Packs, right, you ain't a part of that pack.
Speaker 2: You're out, yeah, and you.
Speaker 1: All that's right when you do the Puppets. I did
Speaker 1: the Puppets on late Night. I was like, you're gone,
Speaker 1: you know, But that's that's why I was like, I
Speaker 1: saw you do a set at the Village Underground, the
Speaker 1: comedy Sailor place. Ye last week I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: that's as good as it as ever I've seen. Given
Speaker 1: the fight to you. You've had a stroke, two strokes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't just have one stroke, so you got
Speaker 2: to compare it to something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I feel like you could
Speaker 1: you can get one stroke?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, like, man, this one didn't feel right right,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It is the sequel then? Never, the sequel is never
Speaker 1: as good as the first one.
Speaker 2: Oh man, the sequel was a doozy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember you said, did you know? Do you
Speaker 1: know when the second one was happening? You're like, is
Speaker 1: happening again?
Speaker 2: Did you? Did you fess then the first one was
Speaker 2: happening on the second one?
Speaker 1: Well, do you know if it's a stroke?
Speaker 2: I'm a man crag, I'm I'm.
Speaker 1: A man man too.
Speaker 2: But if I was no, no, you're not a real man.
Speaker 1: No that's true. I'm foreign I'm foreign born, that's all.
Speaker 2: I was a loyal man would take a stroke on
Speaker 2: just as he was like.
Speaker 1: But but did you was like, did it come on gradually?
Speaker 1: It was just like I don't stroke.
Speaker 3: Like one morning for the first stroke, I woke up
Speaker 3: and I was leaning walk into my apartment leaning.
Speaker 1: You woke up, walk into your apartment. Now woke up
Speaker 1: and oh, you've been walking through your apartment and walking
Speaker 1: through my apartment and I'm leaning. Something's going on. My
Speaker 1: right side was going down. So I'm like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: had you got a big night the night before? I
Speaker 1: had you been like doing like being wild?
Speaker 3: Adn't. I don't really drink that much. A couple of
Speaker 3: wines and all that. But I woke up, I was leaning,
Speaker 3: and I was I'm like, okay, let me go to
Speaker 3: phild up here. And drove from Jersey to philadelf here
Speaker 3: till I get my pass for it. So something's going
Speaker 3: on behind. Brought some ask for with me. A couple
Speaker 3: of answerings. Okay, all right, I'm drawing filling.
Speaker 1: You feel better? You were driving?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I'm a man.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're a man. Yeah, I got it. You're driving.
Speaker 2: A dumb man. But no, I got no.
Speaker 1: I've been I've been with the same room for twenty years.
Speaker 1: She's driven me twice. She's like white, she's perfectly decent driver.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, but I'll drive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it. I like that. Yeah, you are
Speaker 2: a man.
Speaker 1: I am a man now. If I have a stroke
Speaker 1: now I'll be like, Okay, I said, yeah, maybe it
Speaker 1: will be recompense for using the puppets and late night
Speaker 1: because I get allowed back into the pack. He did
Speaker 1: the puppets, but he also had the stroke. So yeah,
Speaker 1: were you on your own when you drove to Phillio?
Speaker 2: Yes, Jesus, I'm a man.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, but so did you go to the hospital
Speaker 1: when you go to Philly?
Speaker 2: Would a man go to a hospital?
Speaker 3: I feel like maybe I wanted a Social Security place
Speaker 3: to get my pass for it.
Speaker 1: Okay, where were you going? And he needed a passport?
Speaker 2: Scotland?
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up?
Speaker 2: You know, I was going, you know, on Broad right,
Speaker 2: but I ain't going to a broad because the stroke.
Speaker 2: So I had a stroke for like it 'mu been
Speaker 2: a twenty four hour stroke right cause one thing?
Speaker 3: And now I wanted to see my son. He was
Speaker 3: forming at the place and I wanted to see him.
Speaker 3: The plane slop playing right, but I was going down.
Speaker 3: I can feel myself going down.
Speaker 1: It was getting worse, yes, right.
Speaker 2: But I you know, I'm vinuine blurry and all that.
Speaker 2: But I took a couple of more ass fors and
Speaker 2: again vision clear it up. There you go. I drove
Speaker 2: back home.
Speaker 1: You are a man to Jersey damn right, yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 3: I drove back to Jersey. Yeah, man, I wanted to cellar.
Speaker 3: Then a radio show.
Speaker 1: Really, yes you still you still haven't seen a medical
Speaker 1: professional because you're a man. Yeah, I got it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you haven't seen a medical profession. We're now twenty
Speaker 1: four hours under the stroke. But and you're taking the
Speaker 1: aspirin for a stroke.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, but it's working cause I guess the blood blood.
Speaker 2: So you know, after that, I drave back home. Wow.
Speaker 2: After that, right after that, then the radio show.
Speaker 3: I'm opposed to do a spot, but everything is dropped
Speaker 3: energy everything. I'm like, oh ship. So I went down
Speaker 3: the alleyway Menana Lane, straight down ally and walked down there,
Speaker 3: got my car.
Speaker 2: And drove home.
Speaker 1: Again with the driving, drove home. Where do you live?
Speaker 2: Just Jersey? That's like a half hour forty minutes way.
Speaker 1: You take a bridge of the tunnel, I mean, just
Speaker 1: because you know, everybody, just.
Speaker 3: To make it longer. Yeah, I want to ride a
Speaker 3: little longer. I want him Holland tunnels.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the tunnel.
Speaker 1: I think the tunnel this way. People are always like,
Speaker 1: now you can't take the tunnel. I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: know the way you can get off the breadge either, you.
Speaker 3: Know, right, I took that tunnel one home and then
Speaker 3: it really had call my girlfriend at the time.
Speaker 2: She was in the house, you know.
Speaker 3: She came out and I can barely walk, okay, but
Speaker 3: I still like, just make sure I did ten push ups.
Speaker 2: You're fucking well.
Speaker 3: She would took me into and I'm taking it to
Speaker 3: the hospital and the like he's having a stroke.
Speaker 1: To were you were? Were you scared at this point? No,
Speaker 1: I understand that was probably the wrong question.
Speaker 2: What the hell is going on? I clearly explaining you.
Speaker 1: I felt like I felt like I brought a little
Speaker 1: bit of myself there. I got scared for you, but
Speaker 1: but I'm less manly.
Speaker 2: You know. I think I got a little friends.
Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes I would worry about worry.
Speaker 3: Thing while they said, you know, like I was still samorright,
Speaker 3: because I boxed a little bit, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: And I was throwing jams.
Speaker 2: I went the hospital and woke up and it's all
Speaker 2: went down. I'm like, I'm trying to throw jabs and
Speaker 2: all that and nothing. There's all the way down and
Speaker 2: langua was down. I was in the hospital for like
Speaker 2: a month and a half.
Speaker 1: A month and a half were you in a bed
Speaker 1: for us? No mean, let you walk around.
Speaker 3: Well, well, in the hospital, they try to restrict you
Speaker 3: as much as possible, so like and when you try
Speaker 3: to get up, alarm, like when you're in the brain
Speaker 3: injuring unit, if you get out on the band, turn
Speaker 3: your feet touch the floor, alarm goes off. So it's
Speaker 3: like almost being in the pen, you know, penitentiary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I understand. I've been in this country for a while.
Speaker 1: I can speak to lingo.
Speaker 3: And seeing your foot at the ground, all the marsves
Speaker 3: come running in and all that. So it took them
Speaker 3: a while. And trust me to do what I do.
Speaker 3: And then I want to know we have and then
Speaker 3: we have to do all the tricks and taying this
Speaker 3: and taining that and for your content to make sure
Speaker 3: you're as smart as Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: And that's that's the baseline.
Speaker 2: Because.
Speaker 1: Depends on what hospital when you go to, I mean
Speaker 1: the fancy hospitals might be it's gonna be a little more.
Speaker 2: You gotta do a little more.
Speaker 1: But they but I think that you know, did they
Speaker 1: test you, like with jokes and stuff like that because.
Speaker 3: They take you with like squares circles. They think that something,
Speaker 3: you know, they actual em me, dad, what's today's day?
Speaker 2: Was stairs? Was that? Why?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could answer that.
Speaker 2: No, I mean funk wing them sometimes. Yeah, you would
Speaker 2: you go to yout your name? What is your name?
Speaker 3: Reverend doctor Martin Luther King? They almost had a heart
Speaker 3: at time. He's really messed up. Oh my god, God's
Speaker 3: messed up. So what coust Did they know what caused it? No,
Speaker 3: it wasn't like ice coffee around.
Speaker 2: It was like.
Speaker 3: Combine eating hammonds and cholestral cholesterol one damn damn caffeine
Speaker 3: and all that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Gotta watch my cholesterol. Went for a thing. I know
Speaker 1: you had a stroke, but I had a medical recently
Speaker 1: and they told me I have to bring my cholesterol.
Speaker 2: Now. I think they're scarce whateverything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hello, this is Craig Ferguson and I want to
Speaker 1: let you know I have a brand new stand up
Speaker 1: comedy special out now on YouTube. It's called I'm So
Speaker 1: Happy and I would be so happy if you checked
Speaker 1: it out. To watch the special, just go to my
Speaker 1: YouTube channel at the Craig Ferguson show and is this
Speaker 1: right there? Just click it and play it and it's free.
Speaker 2: I can't look.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to come around your house and show
Speaker 1: you how to do it. If you can't do it,
Speaker 1: then you can't have it. But if you can figure
Speaker 1: it out, it's yours. You're about the same age as me,
Speaker 1: or yeah, you're like a couple of years younger.
Speaker 2: Mean what age you know? I'm seventy eighth. The fuck.
Speaker 1: Like, are you sixty yet?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I'm sixty three now, Oh you know old man? I
Speaker 1: got I pee more than I do Anthon else so
Speaker 1: do I.
Speaker 2: Man. I'm like, I can't stop paying. I don't like I.
Speaker 1: Didn't even drink it. Mean, why there's nothing here. I'm
Speaker 1: like the fucking Sahara desert and I'm still peak coming out.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: I'm almost scared to drink water. I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: want to pee. I know why you up again?
Speaker 1: I was walking over the Williamsburg Bridge today because I
Speaker 1: was trying to go stay healthy, and I started to
Speaker 1: walk over the bridges of the I don't know if
Speaker 1: I can get over here. Don't be like, I'll give
Speaker 1: it a go. But by the time I go over,
Speaker 1: I was like, like, I have to find a hipster
Speaker 1: coffee shop.
Speaker 3: But that's why it's important, man, It's important for man
Speaker 3: like else to find women and understand man, I want
Speaker 3: peel himself.
Speaker 1: Well, I drank a little when I was younger, so
Speaker 1: I met that was kind of the way I would
Speaker 1: always find a woman. Did you think as well? Here's
Speaker 1: the trick, by the way, if you wake up and
Speaker 1: there's pee in the bed, don't assume responsibility right away.
Speaker 1: Try and say, is there something wrong? Do you feel sick?
Speaker 1: Lay off the you know, I like it? Yeah, just
Speaker 1: blame the p on someone else exactly. It doesn't work
Speaker 1: that well with vomit, but it works.
Speaker 2: Is a good thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. But did you were there no
Speaker 1: signs of this, the signs of the stroke coming to you?
Speaker 2: Sign the.
Speaker 1: Like before you had that me they had, oh.
Speaker 2: Right, And now I was going Vegas for like me,
Speaker 2: Cavin Horton, come on on Vegas one. I don't want
Speaker 2: to that's my yellow fella, right.
Speaker 1: I Also you probably want to see carrot Top as well, because.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, like Karen do I That's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm going to have him on the show. I do
Speaker 1: like Carry. I'm not fucking around. I do like him.
Speaker 1: I think he's a much maligned character.
Speaker 2: But I watched it happen. Man. Comics they're just they
Speaker 2: chased out of comics, out of the business. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: They're like they are like like hyenas.
Speaker 1: Man. I never really hung with comics. No, And then
Speaker 1: when and when I was a young comic because I
Speaker 1: was just like drunk and I would hang out with bands.
Speaker 1: And then when I got late Night because I had
Speaker 1: worked on the Drew Carrey Show and it's it was
Speaker 1: seen like I had stolen the job from a comic
Speaker 1: in some way because it's and I was like, but
Speaker 1: I was a fucking comic for years before I did
Speaker 1: the Drew Carry Show.
Speaker 2: And they're like, you knew comedy in Scotland.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and in London too. I did stand up.
Speaker 2: I came in there Scotland and in London in ninety two.
Speaker 1: That's the year I got sober. Really yeah, that's probably why,
Speaker 1: because you were there. I was like, fuck, man, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a real man here. Now I can't drink anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm bomb so bad in Scotland did you really then?
Speaker 1: Festival?
Speaker 2: No? That we had something called Latinum Comedy. Okay, and
Speaker 2: when we wore jackets and all that, the girls one
Speaker 2: phonas and were in Scotland and I love Scotland. And
Speaker 2: but you guys like to fight.
Speaker 1: Man, Well that's why I left because I you know,
Speaker 1: a real man situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a real.
Speaker 1: Man Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, they did.
Speaker 1: There's a little bit of fighting.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They were like, I don't have you what you
Speaker 2: don't have me? What does that mean? Yeah? Do you
Speaker 2: know what?
Speaker 1: Some of the things that the way they say things
Speaker 1: like you know, when people say in America they say
Speaker 1: you've got followed through. He's like, it's real follows through.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it follows through. And Breton means you
Speaker 1: shut yourself. So if you say somebody he followed through,
Speaker 1: you go he fed like he chefs out. Really it
Speaker 1: makes sense. It kind of feels. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I loved it.
Speaker 1: Man, you had a good time.
Speaker 3: But that's my first time on brow like that, you know,
Speaker 3: so I'm like, oh wow, I had a wonderful time there.
Speaker 1: For like a month, we're in Edinburgh, Glasgow, Glasgow, and yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Glasgow is That's where I'm from. Glasgow.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm saying who the guy always on the piano.
Speaker 1: Comenian Liberacci?
Speaker 2: No comedian comedian?
Speaker 1: Uh, Scottish guy. Yes, I know, I bet yeah, but
Speaker 1: if he's got a piano, that's kind of like having
Speaker 1: one of.
Speaker 2: The biggest comings out with Billy.
Speaker 1: Oh Billy Connley. Yes, oh that he was like he
Speaker 1: was like fucking Jackie Robinson's to me Conley because until Belly,
Speaker 1: Billy's twenty years older than me.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: And he was like my hero because he was from
Speaker 1: in Britain, you know, the class system thing. I'm from,
Speaker 1: like the lower classes, and he is. He was a
Speaker 1: working class comedian. I had never seen anybody from my
Speaker 1: background when I was like ten years old, and he
Speaker 1: was like thirty years old. So he's just coming up happened.
Speaker 1: And we would listen to his albums the way American
Speaker 1: kids would listen to like Cosby albums and stuff. I
Speaker 1: would be listening to the Belly stuff.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I'd seen them all and he was when
Speaker 3: one staying at a hotel in Glasgow, right, you know,
Speaker 3: you know he was playing in piano.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know Belly could play the beyond. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: you know, I'd never associate him with the piano, is
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 2: I see them Mellane County.
Speaker 1: You know what I well, you know it's that thing.
Speaker 1: You know, you suck one sheep, you know that's all
Speaker 1: everybody remembers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 1: You know you had a good time. Why did you
Speaker 1: never go back?
Speaker 2: Well you told Bob.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but everybody bums everywhere, even you gotta get I
Speaker 1: want to really did was it like bood and stuff?
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't bowing gotta count like we want to
Speaker 2: in London, right like in America when like we try
Speaker 2: the energy. Yeah, but the crowds were laid back. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't need to or no slow down. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: I'm like I was gonna watch this.
Speaker 1: You know they got mad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had that on him.
Speaker 1: The You ever heard musicians talk about when they go
Speaker 1: to Japan and play tours in Japan, they'll be like
Speaker 1: broken out on stage in the end of the to
Speaker 1: the audience will be like, yeah's coaturally different, that's all
Speaker 1: you have to Yet.
Speaker 2: I had a stroke. That's the difference. A stroke helped me. Me.
Speaker 3: Like, when out a stroke, I was, you know, packed
Speaker 3: from my home. I scramble all on. When a stroke,
Speaker 3: Tom Rainey in the pocket.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, moved to the left for
Speaker 2: a little bit. Yeah, but you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like that is the thing though, learning how it stays
Speaker 1: still on stage and do your thing. It's actually it
Speaker 1: is better for it's much better for Like the best
Speaker 1: comics don't run around. I used to run like a fucking.
Speaker 2: Idiot all the time. I'll fall down and back up.
Speaker 1: I'd be like trying to every individual thing. And now
Speaker 1: I'm like if I woke out and then I'll talk
Speaker 1: and then I woke back, that's it. That's all I'm
Speaker 1: going to do.
Speaker 2: Well, you learn that though through the year.
Speaker 1: It takes time. It takes time as well. When did
Speaker 1: you first get back up after after the stroke?
Speaker 3: Was this?
Speaker 2: It took me like maybe come a few weeks and
Speaker 2: now I'm back on stage.
Speaker 1: Man, that is fucking stones there, I mean you are man.
Speaker 2: That's second one. Yeah, two years.
Speaker 1: The same one was much worse than huh yeah you
Speaker 1: didn't drive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because my voice came back weren't good when the
Speaker 3: first stroke. Now with this one and like you're not
Speaker 3: gonna be able to talk again, and you want to
Speaker 3: get me to talk again, tell me I'm not going
Speaker 3: to talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I did it take a while. I
Speaker 1: mean it took two years ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's we're going to scan. Don't know the
Speaker 3: war is gonna come out? Oh what happened if the
Speaker 3: War I get on stage all of a sudden?
Speaker 2: Nothing? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, it's funny. When I saw you do this set
Speaker 1: the other night, it was like I watched it and
Speaker 1: I was like, how is this going to go? Because
Speaker 1: I you know, I hadn't seen the special at that point.
Speaker 1: I since watched it and went okay, okay, find fucking
Speaker 1: nailed it, but I hadn't seen it. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'd heard that you'd had a stroke, right, And.
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know how this is going
Speaker 2: to work when that's what my thing was.
Speaker 1: But what was amazing, Like after about thirty seconds just
Speaker 1: to comic on stage, Well.
Speaker 3: You gotta make it though, Why I do my best?
Speaker 3: I means such an assholey.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, But it was kind of interesting way
Speaker 1: it becomes because you make it like it's it's like
Speaker 1: it's part of the thing, you know, It's just like
Speaker 1: it's this is who I am, this is what I'm doing,
Speaker 1: and yeah, and it kind of yeah, I hate that.
Speaker 1: All that would freak me out.
Speaker 2: Get out that. Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you get better that when you first went up?
Speaker 1: Did you feel it with the first Yeah?
Speaker 2: But I say something so fucked up? Fuck him? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why I want you. Yeah, and that's exactly where
Speaker 2: I want you to fuck him?
Speaker 1: Fuck have dare It's an interesting thing. Tell me about
Speaker 1: the second one?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 1: That was how long I'm between the first and the
Speaker 1: second one?
Speaker 2: I had the second one and twenty sixteen, oh right,
Speaker 2: the next one came twenty twenty, and in twenty twenty.
Speaker 1: Did you get COVID or something?
Speaker 2: Did that? Did that? Dude? I got no?
Speaker 3: And just what happened? And I'm trying my best. It's
Speaker 3: a real story, this girl, what I mean I mean?
Speaker 3: And we're imposed to going to.
Speaker 2: Vegas together then right? Wo man? Yeah, sent up, everything's good.
Speaker 2: While COVID came right no Vegas.
Speaker 3: Around Thanksgiving in twenty twenty, she's saying, won't when you
Speaker 3: come see me in my house and not going on?
Speaker 3: You know, you can't have things given on your family
Speaker 3: or whatever.
Speaker 2: Say I'll go to Phoenix, Arizona.
Speaker 1: They get some right, So this is a romantic assignation. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 2: I brought flowers with me now now so you should do.
Speaker 1: You should bring flowers so gas station flowers are fighting.
Speaker 3: But you know, so I tell everybody my son, his
Speaker 3: mom and all, I'm going to perform with Louis King.
Speaker 2: So you want to be too much. And I'm going
Speaker 2: there before and looking for Louis all the stuff he
Speaker 2: wanted them. Now me I had more.
Speaker 3: So I get this stroke. And I was on my
Speaker 3: way out, flying there like its real ship flying up.
Speaker 3: It was only I'm first fians some cournos y.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it goes with that. Man. Man, it's another running playing.
Speaker 2: I got it. So I'm drinking. You know, they give
Speaker 2: you all.
Speaker 3: I'm plastic, but they, you know, want to make the
Speaker 3: announcement twenty minutes away. And when I so, I'm and
Speaker 3: I know I'm not gonna get twenty minutes, ten minutes
Speaker 3: to our house, thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: I'm fopping the viavon because I want to be ready.
Speaker 1: You took fai Igra twenty minutes before landing, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: you figured it would be thirty minutes to rest, knowing
Speaker 1: you'd already had a fucking stroke. That's why it kids
Speaker 1: out fucking just this is the greatest fucking story I've
Speaker 1: ever heard.
Speaker 2: So, you know, get in the car. Yeah, once I
Speaker 2: get off the plane now and got off the plane,
Speaker 2: I sat.
Speaker 1: Do you have an erection at this point?
Speaker 2: Right? Good? Okay, So that's what kept me walking.
Speaker 3: So I'm i'm I'm like, oh ship man. At getting
Speaker 3: in the car, I'm like, oh fuck, shout, I go
Speaker 3: to the hospital.
Speaker 1: Or getting Oh yeah, it's a it's a real, it's
Speaker 1: a real.
Speaker 2: Get laid, get laid.
Speaker 1: It's a dead level.
Speaker 3: No one, I'm not going on the door, right, she
Speaker 3: got in there, open the door. We started doing on
Speaker 3: something and uh that is just count what. I still
Speaker 3: spend the night and.
Speaker 2: I woke up. I can't even moved. The ambulance came in. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the ambulance left me up out out of the pussy.
Speaker 1: So so again there was you spend the whole night there, Yes, stupid,
Speaker 1: just that. But this is amazing to me. So there's
Speaker 1: you take the fright access. So the vakara wears off
Speaker 1: or it doesn't wear off.
Speaker 2: I doesn't wear off. Yes, my you know, my body
Speaker 2: is like, but he's about to die. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: You're about to die? But your but your phoenix is
Speaker 1: still going.
Speaker 2: To try my best friend.
Speaker 1: Jesus. So you were like you were in the hospital
Speaker 1: in Phoenix.
Speaker 2: Then, yes, I was in the hospital of the Phoenix,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I can't stay here.
Speaker 1: That's Phoenix. You cant stay there. You can go for
Speaker 1: a weekend, but you guys.
Speaker 2: Stay I need to go back. Yeah, I said, no,
Speaker 2: you're not supposed to flying back on the stroke, flying back,
Speaker 2: I'm gone, And I flew back.
Speaker 1: First class. Yeah, I'm sorry. I just wanted to make
Speaker 1: sure that you.
Speaker 2: Think I'm gonna have a stroke and a coach thirty
Speaker 2: four b.
Speaker 1: No, you don't want to have a stroken coat. No,
Speaker 1: that's about That's like the kid behind you with at
Speaker 1: the back of your chair.
Speaker 2: I was been dead. Yeah, yeah to the front. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: you have to have it.
Speaker 1: So but you didn't have one of them. You flew back.
Speaker 1: How long until you flew back?
Speaker 2: Well, I stayed there at night, and I don't you're
Speaker 2: kidding me why I keep telling you?
Speaker 1: No, I know, but I mean, Jesus Christy, he did it.
Speaker 1: That's nuts. And so you went.
Speaker 2: And it's nuts when I think about, like, what the
Speaker 2: hell was I thinking?
Speaker 1: And also the fact they let you on the plane,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, you could have followed that play
Speaker 1: like that. I've seen I've seen people on planes like
Speaker 1: that though, but they figured out was drunk. They just
Speaker 1: thought you were drunk in to this because you were
Speaker 1: first class. They let you on because he's in first class.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: You can't in them first class, You can't come back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not gonna die, he's first class.
Speaker 2: He's setting there. Man. Yeah. Man.
Speaker 1: So what happens after you have a stroke though, when
Speaker 1: you're your way back, do you have to like go
Speaker 1: to like the physical rehabit?
Speaker 2: Wanna sent me in a driver one? Damn?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking great.
Speaker 2: Well you know, I mean want more roommates? Yeah, you
Speaker 2: back away?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, but she sent me in room, my man
Speaker 3: Robert and my son's mom and all them came and
Speaker 3: picked me up. And when you drove, you know, to
Speaker 3: the hospital in Jersey.
Speaker 2: Jam K from JFK, Well, no, w SIRT hospital was yet.
Speaker 1: Oh JFK hospel. We didn't like the JFK airport to
Speaker 1: JFK hospital. One never cared for. I don't suppose that's
Speaker 1: an important part of the story, but it's worth knowing.
Speaker 2: No, it's not that important. It's not important from Norington
Speaker 2: during the hospital as long is that? Do you what?
Speaker 2: What do you? What do you take?
Speaker 1: The bridge is a tunnel? You know it doesn't.
Speaker 2: I think it was pelaskious.
Speaker 1: But so how long are you like totally incapacitated when
Speaker 1: they're saying to you, he's not going to speak again,
Speaker 1: he's not going to do all that.
Speaker 3: I was never incapacitated. All right, I'm always fighting, right,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Because when you can go
Speaker 3: to the hospital, they treat every patient. All strokes ain't
Speaker 3: the same, but they treat you like yanny of mine
Speaker 3: and you don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: And that was the case for you though.
Speaker 2: No, no, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's weird, but they you know, one woman now on
Speaker 3: like you move like no, no, no, you can't hold
Speaker 3: and I don't want to go.
Speaker 2: To the bathroom.
Speaker 3: You can't hold yourself up, and the bitch you look
Speaker 3: at me, I start doing you know, shut ups. I
Speaker 3: just looked like I can't pull myself up. Yah nah,
Speaker 3: you bitch.
Speaker 2: Well I got jumped by a pack of nurses. You
Speaker 2: could jump, Yeah, they jump me.
Speaker 1: What did you what did they do? They take your
Speaker 1: stuff the bathroom.
Speaker 2: When you you know, you got a stroke or whatever.
Speaker 2: You lane shoots up because you're getting spasmed, right, and
Speaker 2: then you shut up and a woman like, oh, he's
Speaker 2: fight me, he's fighting me, and so yeah, they jump
Speaker 2: on me. You were kicking him, Yeah, like bitch spasms thing.
Speaker 2: Get I want to bring us up because you talked
Speaker 2: the viagura early on. Did you get specims in your No,
Speaker 2: I wish I did every it would be great and
Speaker 2: just pop up. I don't know. I was like, sorry,
Speaker 2: that be great. I would have loved that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's uh so you were in there. How long
Speaker 1: were you were? Like two years before you go on stage,
Speaker 1: but you're in the hospital for like a long months
Speaker 1: two months, and then you have to like go to
Speaker 1: learn Well you could always walk though, right.
Speaker 2: No, you got to learn how to walk again.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: Oh it's like it's all mental and confidence, right you know,
Speaker 3: so you starting to slowly learn how to walk again,
Speaker 3: and uh man, you walk and walk and walk. But
Speaker 3: I can tell this what was different behind this lane fount?
Speaker 2: You know? Yeah, this is a loosy right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're talking about boxing, like Bolks the people I
Speaker 1: know who and I did a little bit years and
Speaker 1: years ago as well. Like the kind of shape that
Speaker 1: you get in by Balks is great shape. I mean
Speaker 1: the best shape I've been in my life is when
Speaker 1: I'm exactienth my god. And do you think that because
Speaker 1: you were in that kind of shape, that's what go
Speaker 1: you through the Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well yeah, what life as you prepared? Yeah? Well everything
Speaker 2: you know on the stroke and all that, you have
Speaker 2: that fighting spirit. Yeah, and you're just going I'm not
Speaker 2: going down now, not now?
Speaker 1: No, No, is it going to improve? Do you think
Speaker 1: they think the doctor's thing.
Speaker 2: Is go ahead for wow? Uh?
Speaker 3: You know you just I don't think about it becausen't
Speaker 3: even think about it and getting but yeah, it's improving anyway,
Speaker 3: you know, going, I'm gonna understand.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, once you go. My thing,
Speaker 1: you know, stand up is stand up is actually even
Speaker 1: if you're just standing up doing it, I mean for
Speaker 1: any length of time, it's standing tiring.
Speaker 3: But that's what I'm saying. During an hour, I was
Speaker 3: scared when I did my hour, you know, back to
Speaker 3: back hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you do it special, you gotta when it worked, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that where did you shoot.
Speaker 2: That Sony Music Hall?
Speaker 1: Where's that?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Four in town?
Speaker 1: So when you're getting there from Jersey, you take the
Speaker 1: tunnel or no?
Speaker 2: When I do, I take the long waye cheap, no
Speaker 2: toe unless toll.
Speaker 1: Right, So you're gonna go up and around? Yes, all right, okay?
Speaker 1: Or maybe get a boat or get a boat fair? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got fair. I don't take the fair take the fairies.
Speaker 3: I hate any place you gotta catch a fairy to
Speaker 3: go to. I okay, all those what's that?
Speaker 1: Uh holland?
Speaker 2: No, and it's in Boston somewhere.
Speaker 1: Oh, Martha's Vineyard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't stand now, I ain't Martha's venue.
Speaker 1: No, have you ever been to Martha's Vineyard?
Speaker 2: Yes? Why I hate it?
Speaker 1: Why? I just I didn't see much to hte about it.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: They got a nice cream parlor, and Barack Obama is there.
Speaker 2: I think I know, but it still bugs me. And yeah,
Speaker 2: the faerry to get to us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I don't like. I lived in
Speaker 1: a place once where you had to take a ferry,
Speaker 1: and they always the ferries are always breaking down. That's
Speaker 1: why you know, when I'm going to Jersey, I take
Speaker 1: the tunnel. I mean a lot of people say don't,
Speaker 1: but I do. I do take the tunnel, which especially
Speaker 1: if you're going to New York, take the tunnel. I've
Speaker 1: moved back to New York after being away for a
Speaker 1: long time, and I fucking love this study.
Speaker 2: I love. Yeah, I'm from Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right, But you moved up here a while ago.
Speaker 2: Right ninety two on til one. And when moving to
Speaker 2: New York.
Speaker 1: Right, that's the year ago. So you went up to
Speaker 1: New York. But Philly where you grew up in Philly?
Speaker 2: Was it was it rough? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was a rough stop, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, Like you know when when were well, we
Speaker 3: can leave my doors on whatever because of my one
Speaker 3: that woman you know, yeah she shot and all that
Speaker 3: and that gun. Yeah, she shot a guy in a
Speaker 3: car game?
Speaker 1: And is this a Western? What's she shot a guy
Speaker 1: in a fucking card game? Your mom shot a guy
Speaker 1: in a car?
Speaker 2: What is like?
Speaker 1: Was he was he cheating? What?
Speaker 2: I don't know what?
Speaker 3: You know, I was young man, but I was like
Speaker 3: nine ten, right, And next thing I know, we're on
Speaker 3: a bus, Greyhound bus, on a.
Speaker 1: Run because your mom's on the run, because she showed
Speaker 1: a guy didn't die shot.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: Well, you know that's that his story. That's no juice story, and.
Speaker 2: That nothing to do with me.
Speaker 3: No, but we would, we wanted. We moved to Feathereralsburg,
Speaker 3: Maryland for about one.
Speaker 1: Year until the heat comes off.
Speaker 2: And then and I never.
Speaker 3: Forget when parent and teacher day and then T was like,
Speaker 3: your Sonny, he's not focused. We need him to focus.
Speaker 3: And Mom like, why can't you focus?
Speaker 2: Mom? Because you're on and run now how you want
Speaker 2: me to focus?
Speaker 1: It's be very difficult though, its a parent, I think
Speaker 1: to discipline your kids because you can always say, mom,
Speaker 1: you shot a guy in a car. Yeah, like if
Speaker 1: my mother had said it was tight for bed. Oh
Speaker 1: is it you shot a guy? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Let me make this call real bad were in f bird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come and get us. So did your mom still
Speaker 1: play cards? She passed away, pass away, but she still
Speaker 1: playing cards after that?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably for the best.
Speaker 2: Everybody back in the seventies had a lot of car games.
Speaker 1: You know, actually I kind of remember that too. People
Speaker 1: used to come run there and play cards. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: little bit but it's just for like a little bits
Speaker 1: of money. It wasn't like what we went for potatoes.
Speaker 1: It was really for actually potatoes, Like I'll bet you
Speaker 1: one potato.
Speaker 2: What they had what they call rent parties so on
Speaker 2: to get your rent that you had an old game
Speaker 2: soul dinners and all that playing the card games. Everybody
Speaker 2: was cheating, you know, But yeah, that's that's.
Speaker 1: Quite a spectacular. Now, my wife has this idea that
Speaker 1: all comedians have the same mother, because she and my
Speaker 1: mother had uh you know, they had a relationship. It
Speaker 1: was she says, I don't know if it applies to
Speaker 1: your mom, but she says that all comedians also, she says,
Speaker 1: only good stand up comedians have the same good starting
Speaker 1: comedians of the same mode, cold with bad boundaries.
Speaker 2: That's what she said.
Speaker 1: Now, my mom was just like she showed a guy
Speaker 1: in a card game. There's nowhere you can go with this, Keith.
Speaker 1: It's not like you're gonna sell this, like my moment
Speaker 1: is a great mom.
Speaker 2: She was a sweetheart.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how did you end up then getting
Speaker 1: a stand up from that background?
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I would always tell stories right
Speaker 3: now when living in uh Let's passion projects, and I
Speaker 3: always tell a story about the lecture man behind the
Speaker 3: TV and they had them all laughing and all that.
Speaker 3: And then when I got old and older, I got
Speaker 3: and I kept here and win your and uh and
Speaker 3: from listening to Richard and I'm like, I can't do that.
Speaker 2: Now she and some comedies that was awful. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I can do that. You can do that? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I can. I can do that.
Speaker 1: It's funny. I mean that when you talk about and
Speaker 1: I've heard other comedians say that's about Richard Bryan is
Speaker 1: that's the way I think about Billy. We were talking
Speaker 1: about that. I didn't know if I could do that,
Speaker 1: but I thought it doesn't look like a good way
Speaker 1: to live.
Speaker 2: It's not thinking it comes to think of it is
Speaker 2: not it's not really.
Speaker 1: I was a kid, you know, it looked like everybody's
Speaker 1: your friend. And you get up, Yes, then you get
Speaker 1: further round and everybody's know your friend, not your friend.
Speaker 3: But comedy probably saming from Alana the Bullship. Yeah, well
Speaker 3: you know on these streets and all that. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: ain't new comedy.
Speaker 1: Where did you start doing stand up?
Speaker 2: Man? Was in Philadelphia? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Whereabout? It was the club there or.
Speaker 2: Something comedy in Factory Island, right third and banc streets
Speaker 2: is still there.
Speaker 1: No, all right, clubs are gone. It seems to me
Speaker 1: like the law of that coming back.
Speaker 2: Coming back again.
Speaker 1: But it feels like I don't know if I'm right
Speaker 1: on this. But I did a couple of drop ends
Speaker 1: at the Saillar last week and it is fine.
Speaker 2: I like doing it.
Speaker 1: But it was fun, it was great, it was fun.
Speaker 1: It's a good room and it was funny and it
Speaker 1: was funny. But I'm so used to doing an hour
Speaker 1: ninety minutes. Like doing that fifty minutes long kind of
Speaker 1: like you have to sharpen your.
Speaker 2: Shit little a little bit more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well then you go back and tell them you
Speaker 3: want to do an hour in one in the room
Speaker 3: and they'll give me an hour.
Speaker 1: Right, I don't know if I want to do that.
Speaker 2: You're sad you usually doing an hour?
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I don't know if I want to do
Speaker 1: it there, because I don't know. Am I going to
Speaker 1: take the bridge, I'm going to take the tunnel? Am
Speaker 1: I going to get there?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know if I want to
Speaker 2: do that. Also, I feel like it might be cover helicopter.
Speaker 1: A helicopter, fucking taking a helicopter, man, No, I actually
Speaker 1: I don't think I'll ever get a helico again.
Speaker 2: The same. Yeah, I don't forget those holocopters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not for me.
Speaker 2: I'm not safe.
Speaker 1: They're not safe. They're not safe. I don't care what
Speaker 1: anybody says. I don't want to get in a helicopter.
Speaker 1: He used to do you know what, Bill burfly a helicopter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will never get in a damn hell County No, Bill, No.
Speaker 1: You know it's just a no again. I'm sure he's
Speaker 1: a great pilot.
Speaker 2: Bullshit.
Speaker 1: You know I've got a pilot's license. Yeah, I got it,
Speaker 1: not for helicopters. But I used to be terrified of flying,
Speaker 1: so I thought if I learned a fly to fly
Speaker 1: the plane, I won't be scared. Well, here's what happens.
Speaker 1: I learned how to fly the plane, and I'm about
Speaker 1: twenty minutes from landon in Phoenix one time, and a
Speaker 1: guy at the bell no mention. A guy at the
Speaker 1: back who takes a viagraa because he's going to meet
Speaker 1: his girlfriend and he's start and I'm traumatized.
Speaker 2: I haven't flown ste No every time, I have faith
Speaker 2: in my heart.
Speaker 3: Just oh, I know, really, Chris wrote one minute, one minute,
Speaker 3: come rain for right, And I was so scared to
Speaker 3: get all flights.
Speaker 1: I'm like, do you get you get on the air place?
Speaker 1: Now you're okay? Yeah, I mean when I first I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: where would you have to go to write out to
Speaker 1: l A. No, he was working on and oh not
Speaker 1: the Live Earth thing. Yes, yeah, that's fine. I ran
Speaker 1: into him when he was doing that. I was I
Speaker 1: was doing We were in the same hotel in Charlotte.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the only time Chris what I was.
Speaker 1: Going to go Charlotte. Unny, they have a great comedy club.
Speaker 1: It was the Comedy Zoom. That's a great club.
Speaker 2: Amazing, Yeah, that one.
Speaker 1: And I like the W's in Denver.
Speaker 2: They have these really good questions.
Speaker 1: With David All. Did that Skanks for the Memories? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that I love that. I guess I was an album
Speaker 1: really when it wasn't really even a special.
Speaker 2: Well his own he's just like, you know, does his
Speaker 2: own things. I love them.
Speaker 1: I had to when I heard Skanks for the Memories.
Speaker 1: I was driving from uh somewhere in central California to
Speaker 1: LA and I had to pull over its side of
Speaker 1: the road, but he did that thing. I was laughing
Speaker 1: so hard I couldn't I couldn't actually drive. I had
Speaker 1: to pull over. It was when he was doing that
Speaker 1: thing about having his friend who was a midget. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and OK, my god, it just got worse and worse,
Speaker 1: funnier and funnier. Fun Is there any time you think
Speaker 1: I I think I already know the answer to this anyway,
Speaker 1: But is there anything you think I can't really do
Speaker 1: a joke about that. It's not really anything that. No,
Speaker 1: it's not really any I mean when I saw you
Speaker 1: go up and do this stuff about even with the
Speaker 1: stroke and some of the material you were doing, it's
Speaker 1: so fucking dark, but so fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2: It's what we do.
Speaker 1: We so you process it.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, we dare to do whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, in school and everything is quiet, you know, coming up,
Speaker 3: I'm like, how can I start some trouble?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And that's a common thinking, all right, I mean quiet,
Speaker 3: I'm saying, not assembly. Finally I'll starting to call and
Speaker 3: call and I'm like, god, damn, then get out of it,
Speaker 3: hang out and I would you know.
Speaker 1: You know, Cicero in ancient Rome said a great thing
Speaker 1: I think can anyone in true business should remember. He said,
Speaker 1: if you want to know who your friends are start
Speaker 1: a fight. That's a great fucking thing. And I feel
Speaker 1: that's like a comedian's mind a little bit, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's like, all right, let's fucking say,
Speaker 1: oh we got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a little bit.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I think there's a little bit of sometimes you
Speaker 1: maybe shouldn't start a fight because you're gonna lose.
Speaker 2: Hey man, sometimes you can't, you know.
Speaker 1: Also, though I do, I think to the day I die,
Speaker 1: I'll be full of admiration for the idea of I've
Speaker 1: already had one stroke. But it's twenty minutes to landing,
Speaker 1: and I'm happy at our house and I'm going to
Speaker 1: take a fucking VI. I like, that's the maddest, most
Speaker 1: one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard about.
Speaker 2: It's still it's what I think about romantic.
Speaker 1: It's so romantic. And the fact that they had to, like,
Speaker 1: you know, lift you out there, it's just fabulous. Thanks
Speaker 1: so much for coming in, Manly. Yeah, I can't tell
Speaker 1: you how impressed I am with well, first of all,
Speaker 1: the fact that the you know, you're the comic that
Speaker 1: you are, but also that you processed this and still
Speaker 1: turned it into comedy. It's just funny, outstanding. It's outstanding,
Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was on Netflix, man, Netflix.
Speaker 1: I know, I really think that was quite a wonderful title.
Speaker 1: I met him, by the way, you know who was
Speaker 1: the little guy again Gary? What was his name.
Speaker 2: Was that low guys? I met him. I met him.
Speaker 1: He was on the Drew Carry Show when I was on.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yeah, he came on.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 1: I mean, we had an afternoon chatting.
Speaker 2: I think it's his folks took all the money.
Speaker 1: I think I think that came up. Actually, I think
Speaker 1: you mentioned that. Yeah, and that's a man.
Speaker 2: Mom. He shoots in a car game. That's a good mom.
Speaker 1: Well, pistol whips one of the other ladies in the
Speaker 1: drive for me? Yeah, well, I know, yeah, for me.
Speaker 1: For you, yeah, I suppose.
Speaker 2: It's so different mom, A different different mom.
Speaker 1: You know what, though, I think if my mom, if
Speaker 1: she had had access to a pistol, she made a
Speaker 1: pistol whip.
Speaker 2: Yeah. A lot of moms in the seventies Lee's had
Speaker 2: a twenty two, you know.
Speaker 1: Where I grew up, But they had there was more,
Speaker 1: you know, clubs and knives and stuff clubs, and there
Speaker 1: was still isn't a lot of guns over there, you know,
Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, it's not a lot of guns. Nobody
Speaker 1: has that.
Speaker 2: I'm blaming the government, Well mom for my mom shooting somebody.
Speaker 1: Wait what wait?
Speaker 2: Why is the government access to gods?
Speaker 1: Access to gods? That's right. If she didn't have a gun,
Speaker 1: she would have had.
Speaker 2: To use a gloves What is the difference?
Speaker 1: Get the fuck out