WEBVTT - Keith Robinson

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<v Speaker 1>This is me, Craig Ferguson. I'm inviting you to come

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<v Speaker 1>it's about an hour and a half and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying is I'll be on stage for a while. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>on the road, My DearS. My name is Craig Ferguson.

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<v Speaker 1>The name of this podcast is Joy. I talk to

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<v Speaker 1>interest in people about what brings them happiness. Hello, my

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<v Speaker 1>name is Craig Ferguson. Welcome to the tent here in

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<v Speaker 1>the Kids Super Studios in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, where we record

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<v Speaker 1>the Joy Podcast today. My guest on the podcast is

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<v Speaker 1>one of the stallwarts of the New York slash Philly

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<v Speaker 1>bit more really New York I think of one of

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<v Speaker 1>his New York He's from Philly, but well you hear

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<v Speaker 1>all about it. He's a great comedian and as you

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<v Speaker 1>were about to see, if you don'tlready know, he's got

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<v Speaker 1>a stand up special on Netflix. It's called Different Strokes

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<v Speaker 1>about his Strokes, which he folded into his comedy in

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<v Speaker 1>a way which I have nothing but admiration for. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a great comic and very funny man. Keith Robinson, everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you still still see Wonder. I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 1>Wonder forever all the time. She she's she's a good

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<v Speaker 1>stand up and she Wonder.

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<v Speaker 2>Whereat on one of the best.

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<v Speaker 1>She kind of is she The last time I saw her,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't long after Chris had done that joke about

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<v Speaker 1>her at the Oscars.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, what the.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck is that he'd done some joke about her the Oscars. Remember, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember what it was, but she was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck? But she You worked with her when

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<v Speaker 1>we were at CBS, right, Yes, you were doing the

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<v Speaker 1>one was the one to sc show. Yes, And you

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<v Speaker 1>had the big studio and we had the little studio.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember, because we had the little studio. Because that's

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<v Speaker 1>what we're saying. Just before the comedians used to be

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<v Speaker 1>on We're on my late night show. Because the studio

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<v Speaker 1>was so small. We had to move my desk to

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<v Speaker 1>the side and I had to get out of the

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<v Speaker 1>way to put the comedians on wo and the A

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<v Speaker 1>lot of comedians thought I was like being a dick

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<v Speaker 1>because I wouldn't meet them. It's not I just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>meet them. I was going home and you yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of was. Yeah, I got was. I was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of fuck it. Yeah, jobs on great down my

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<v Speaker 1>laughter left. I tell you something about Carrot Top though

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<v Speaker 1>this is true. Have you ever seen him perform.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a great performance.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not believable, right, he gets a bad name, but

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<v Speaker 1>I've never watched it. I've seen him live a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of times, and I've I've hung out with him and he's.

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<v Speaker 2>He's you know what, as we call his comics. We

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<v Speaker 2>stick to, you know, well running.

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<v Speaker 3>Packs, right, you ain't a part of that pack.

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<v Speaker 2>You're out, yeah, and you.

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<v Speaker 1>All that's right when you do the Puppets. I did

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<v Speaker 1>the Puppets on late Night. I was like, you're gone,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, But that's that's why I was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>saw you do a set at the Village Underground, the

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<v Speaker 1>comedy Sailor place. Ye last week I was like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>that's as good as it as ever I've seen. Given

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<v Speaker 1>the fight to you. You've had a stroke, two strokes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you don't just have one stroke, so you got

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<v Speaker 2>to compare it to something.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I mean I feel like you could

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<v Speaker 1>you can get one stroke?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, like, man, this one didn't feel right right,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the sequel then? Never, the sequel is never

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<v Speaker 1>as good as the first one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, the sequel was a doozy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I remember you said, did you know? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know when the second one was happening? You're like, is

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<v Speaker 1>happening again?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you? Did you fess then the first one was

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<v Speaker 2>happening on the second one?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, do you know if it's a stroke?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a man crag, I'm I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>A man man too.

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<v Speaker 2>But if I was no, no, you're not a real man.

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<v Speaker 1>No that's true. I'm foreign I'm foreign born, that's all.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a loyal man would take a stroke on

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<v Speaker 2>just as he was like.

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<v Speaker 1>But but did you was like, did it come on gradually?

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<v Speaker 1>It was just like I don't stroke.

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<v Speaker 3>Like one morning for the first stroke, I woke up

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<v Speaker 3>and I was leaning walk into my apartment leaning.

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<v Speaker 1>You woke up, walk into your apartment. Now woke up

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<v Speaker 1>and oh, you've been walking through your apartment and walking

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<v Speaker 1>through my apartment and I'm leaning. Something's going on. My

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<v Speaker 1>right side was going down. So I'm like, oh, man,

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<v Speaker 1>had you got a big night the night before? I

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<v Speaker 1>had you been like doing like being wild?

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<v Speaker 3>Adn't. I don't really drink that much. A couple of

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<v Speaker 3>wines and all that. But I woke up, I was leaning,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was I'm like, okay, let me go to

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<v Speaker 3>phild up here. And drove from Jersey to philadelf here

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<v Speaker 3>till I get my pass for it. So something's going

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<v Speaker 3>on behind. Brought some ask for with me. A couple

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<v Speaker 3>of answerings. Okay, all right, I'm drawing filling.

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<v Speaker 1>You feel better? You were driving?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I'm a man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you're a man. Yeah, I got it. You're driving.

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<v Speaker 2>A dumb man. But no, I got no.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been I've been with the same room for twenty years.

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<v Speaker 1>She's driven me twice. She's like white, she's perfectly decent driver.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, but I'll drive.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got it. I like that. Yeah, you are

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<v Speaker 2>a man.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a man now. If I have a stroke

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<v Speaker 1>now I'll be like, Okay, I said, yeah, maybe it

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<v Speaker 1>will be recompense for using the puppets and late night

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<v Speaker 1>because I get allowed back into the pack. He did

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<v Speaker 1>the puppets, but he also had the stroke. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>were you on your own when you drove to Phillio?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Jesus, I'm a man.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, but so did you go to the hospital

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<v Speaker 1>when you go to Philly?

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<v Speaker 2>Would a man go to a hospital?

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like maybe I wanted a Social Security place

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<v Speaker 3>to get my pass for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, where were you going? And he needed a passport?

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<v Speaker 2>Scotland?

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<v Speaker 1>Shut the fuck up?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I was going, you know, on Broad right,

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<v Speaker 2>but I ain't going to a broad because the stroke.

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<v Speaker 2>So I had a stroke for like it 'mu been

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<v Speaker 2>a twenty four hour stroke right cause one thing?

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<v Speaker 3>And now I wanted to see my son. He was

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<v Speaker 3>forming at the place and I wanted to see him.

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<v Speaker 3>The plane slop playing right, but I was going down.

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<v Speaker 3>I can feel myself going down.

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<v Speaker 1>It was getting worse, yes, right.

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<v Speaker 2>But I you know, I'm vinuine blurry and all that.

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<v Speaker 2>But I took a couple of more ass fors and

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<v Speaker 2>again vision clear it up. There you go. I drove

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<v Speaker 2>back home.

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<v Speaker 1>You are a man to Jersey damn right, yeah, yeah

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<v Speaker 1>you are.

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<v Speaker 3>I drove back to Jersey. Yeah, man, I wanted to cellar.

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<v Speaker 3>Then a radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, yes you still you still haven't seen a medical

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<v Speaker 1>professional because you're a man. Yeah, I got it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so you haven't seen a medical profession. We're now twenty

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<v Speaker 1>four hours under the stroke. But and you're taking the

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<v Speaker 1>aspirin for a stroke.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, but it's working cause I guess the blood blood.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, after that, I drave back home. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>After that, right after that, then the radio show.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm opposed to do a spot, but everything is dropped

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<v Speaker 3>energy everything. I'm like, oh ship. So I went down

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<v Speaker 3>the alleyway Menana Lane, straight down ally and walked down there,

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<v Speaker 3>got my car.

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<v Speaker 2>And drove home.

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<v Speaker 1>Again with the driving, drove home. Where do you live?

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<v Speaker 2>Just Jersey? That's like a half hour forty minutes way.

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<v Speaker 1>You take a bridge of the tunnel, I mean, just

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, everybody, just.

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<v Speaker 3>To make it longer. Yeah, I want to ride a

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<v Speaker 3>little longer. I want him Holland tunnels.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think the tunnel.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the tunnel this way. People are always like,

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<v Speaker 1>now you can't take the tunnel. I'm like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know the way you can get off the breadge either, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, right, I took that tunnel one home and then

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<v Speaker 3>it really had call my girlfriend at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>She was in the house, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>She came out and I can barely walk, okay, but

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<v Speaker 3>I still like, just make sure I did ten push ups.

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<v Speaker 2>You're fucking well.

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<v Speaker 3>She would took me into and I'm taking it to

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<v Speaker 3>the hospital and the like he's having a stroke.

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<v Speaker 1>To were you were? Were you scared at this point? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that was probably the wrong question.

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell is going on? I clearly explaining you.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt like I felt like I brought a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of myself there. I got scared for you, but

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm less manly.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I think I got a little friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes sometimes I would worry about worry.

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<v Speaker 3>Thing while they said, you know, like I was still samorright,

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<v Speaker 3>because I boxed a little bit, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>And I was throwing jams.

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<v Speaker 2>I went the hospital and woke up and it's all

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<v Speaker 2>went down. I'm like, I'm trying to throw jabs and

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<v Speaker 2>all that and nothing. There's all the way down and

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<v Speaker 2>langua was down. I was in the hospital for like

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<v Speaker 2>a month and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>A month and a half were you in a bed

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<v Speaker 1>for us? No mean, let you walk around.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, well, in the hospital, they try to restrict you

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<v Speaker 3>as much as possible, so like and when you try

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<v Speaker 3>to get up, alarm, like when you're in the brain

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<v Speaker 3>injuring unit, if you get out on the band, turn

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<v Speaker 3>your feet touch the floor, alarm goes off. So it's

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<v Speaker 3>like almost being in the pen, you know, penitentiary.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I understand. I've been in this country for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>I can speak to lingo.

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<v Speaker 3>And seeing your foot at the ground, all the marsves

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<v Speaker 3>come running in and all that. So it took them

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<v Speaker 3>a while. And trust me to do what I do.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I want to know we have and then

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<v Speaker 3>we have to do all the tricks and taying this

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<v Speaker 3>and taining that and for your content to make sure

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<v Speaker 3>you're as smart as Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's that's the baseline.

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<v Speaker 2>Because.

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<v Speaker 1>Depends on what hospital when you go to, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>the fancy hospitals might be it's gonna be a little more.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta do a little more.

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<v Speaker 1>But they but I think that you know, did they

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<v Speaker 1>test you, like with jokes and stuff like that because.

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<v Speaker 3>They take you with like squares circles. They think that something,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, they actual em me, dad, what's today's day?

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<v Speaker 2>Was stairs? Was that? Why?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I could answer that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I mean funk wing them sometimes. Yeah, you would

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<v Speaker 2>you go to yout your name? What is your name?

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<v Speaker 3>Reverend doctor Martin Luther King? They almost had a heart

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<v Speaker 3>at time. He's really messed up. Oh my god, God's

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<v Speaker 3>messed up. So what coust Did they know what caused it? No,

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<v Speaker 3>it wasn't like ice coffee around.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like.

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<v Speaker 3>Combine eating hammonds and cholestral cholesterol one damn damn caffeine

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<v Speaker 3>and all that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Gotta watch my cholesterol. Went for a thing. I know

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<v Speaker 1>you had a stroke, but I had a medical recently

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<v Speaker 1>and they told me I have to bring my cholesterol.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. I think they're scarce whateverything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Hello, this is Craig Ferguson and I want to

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<v Speaker 1>let you know I have a brand new stand up

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<v Speaker 1>comedy special out now on YouTube. It's called I'm So

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<v Speaker 1>Happy and I would be so happy if you checked

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<v Speaker 1>it out. To watch the special, just go to my

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<v Speaker 1>YouTube channel at the Craig Ferguson show and is this

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<v Speaker 1>right there? Just click it and play it and it's free.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't look.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to come around your house and show

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<v Speaker 1>you how to do it. If you can't do it,

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<v Speaker 1>then you can't have it. But if you can figure

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<v Speaker 1>it out, it's yours. You're about the same age as me,

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<v Speaker 1>or yeah, you're like a couple of years younger.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean what age you know? I'm seventy eighth. The fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, are you sixty yet?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sixty three now, Oh you know old man? I

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<v Speaker 1>got I pee more than I do Anthon else so

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<v Speaker 1>do I.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. I'm like, I can't stop paying. I don't like I.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't even drink it. Mean, why there's nothing here. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like the fucking Sahara desert and I'm still peak coming out.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm almost scared to drink water. I'm like, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to pee. I know why you up again?

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<v Speaker 1>I was walking over the Williamsburg Bridge today because I

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to go stay healthy, and I started to

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<v Speaker 1>walk over the bridges of the I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>I can get over here. Don't be like, I'll give

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<v Speaker 1>it a go. But by the time I go over,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, like, I have to find a hipster

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<v Speaker 1>coffee shop.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's why it's important, man, It's important for man

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<v Speaker 3>like else to find women and understand man, I want

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<v Speaker 3>peel himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I drank a little when I was younger, so

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<v Speaker 1>I met that was kind of the way I would

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<v Speaker 1>always find a woman. Did you think as well? Here's

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<v Speaker 1>the trick, by the way, if you wake up and

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<v Speaker 1>there's pee in the bed, don't assume responsibility right away.

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<v Speaker 1>Try and say, is there something wrong? Do you feel sick?

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<v Speaker 1>Lay off the you know, I like it? Yeah, just

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<v Speaker 1>blame the p on someone else exactly. It doesn't work

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<v Speaker 1>that well with vomit, but it works.

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<v Speaker 2>Is a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think so. But did you were there no

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<v Speaker 1>signs of this, the signs of the stroke coming to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Sign the.

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<v Speaker 1>Like before you had that me they had, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, And now I was going Vegas for like me,

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<v Speaker 2>Cavin Horton, come on on Vegas one. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to that's my yellow fella, right.

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<v Speaker 1>I Also you probably want to see carrot Top as well, because.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what, like Karen do I That's what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to have him on the show. I do

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<v Speaker 1>like Carry. I'm not fucking around. I do like him.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's a much maligned character.

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<v Speaker 2>But I watched it happen. Man. Comics they're just they

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<v Speaker 2>chased out of comics, out of the business. Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like they are like like hyenas.

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<v Speaker 1>Man. I never really hung with comics. No, And then

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<v Speaker 1>when and when I was a young comic because I

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<v Speaker 1>was just like drunk and I would hang out with bands.

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<v Speaker 1>And then when I got late Night because I had

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<v Speaker 1>worked on the Drew Carrey Show and it's it was

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<v Speaker 1>seen like I had stolen the job from a comic

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<v Speaker 1>in some way because it's and I was like, but

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<v Speaker 1>I was a fucking comic for years before I did

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<v Speaker 1>the Drew Carry Show.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're like, you knew comedy in Scotland.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and in London too. I did stand up.

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<v Speaker 2>I came in there Scotland and in London in ninety two.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the year I got sober. Really yeah, that's probably why,

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<v Speaker 1>because you were there. I was like, fuck, man, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a real man here. Now I can't drink anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm bomb so bad in Scotland did you really then?

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<v Speaker 1>Festival?

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<v Speaker 2>No? That we had something called Latinum Comedy. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 2>when we wore jackets and all that, the girls one

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<v Speaker 2>phonas and were in Scotland and I love Scotland. And

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<v Speaker 2>but you guys like to fight.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, Well that's why I left because I you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a real man situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a real.

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<v Speaker 1>Man Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they did.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a little bit of fighting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. They were like, I don't have you what you

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<v Speaker 2>don't have me? What does that mean? Yeah? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>know what?

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<v Speaker 1>Some of the things that the way they say things

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, when people say in America they say

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<v Speaker 1>you've got followed through. He's like, it's real follows through.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, it follows through. And Breton means you

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<v Speaker 1>shut yourself. So if you say somebody he followed through,

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<v Speaker 1>you go he fed like he chefs out. Really it

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<v Speaker 1>makes sense. It kind of feels. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I loved it.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, you had a good time.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's my first time on brow like that, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>so I'm like, oh wow, I had a wonderful time there.

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<v Speaker 1>For like a month, we're in Edinburgh, Glasgow, Glasgow, and yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Glasgow is That's where I'm from. Glasgow.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I'm saying who the guy always on the piano.

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<v Speaker 1>Comenian Liberacci?

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<v Speaker 2>No comedian comedian?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, Scottish guy. Yes, I know, I bet yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>if he's got a piano, that's kind of like having

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<v Speaker 1>one of.

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<v Speaker 2>The biggest comings out with Billy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Billy Connley. Yes, oh that he was like he

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<v Speaker 1>was like fucking Jackie Robinson's to me Conley because until Belly,

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<v Speaker 1>Billy's twenty years older than me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was like my hero because he was from

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<v Speaker 1>in Britain, you know, the class system thing. I'm from,

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<v Speaker 1>like the lower classes, and he is. He was a

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<v Speaker 1>working class comedian. I had never seen anybody from my

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<v Speaker 1>background when I was like ten years old, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was like thirty years old. So he's just coming up happened.

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<v Speaker 1>And we would listen to his albums the way American

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<v Speaker 1>kids would listen to like Cosby albums and stuff. I

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<v Speaker 1>would be listening to the Belly stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, I'd seen them all and he was when

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<v Speaker 3>one staying at a hotel in Glasgow, right, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>you know he was playing in piano.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know Belly could play the beyond. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'd never associate him with the piano, is

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>I see them Mellane County.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I well, you know it's that thing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you suck one sheep, you know that's all

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<v Speaker 1>everybody remembers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I loved it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you had a good time. Why did you

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<v Speaker 1>never go back?

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<v Speaker 2>Well you told Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but everybody bums everywhere, even you gotta get I

0:20:16.720 --> 0:20:20.840
<v Speaker 1>want to really did was it like bood and stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it wasn't bowing gotta count like we want to

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<v Speaker 2>in London, right like in America when like we try

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<v Speaker 2>the energy. Yeah, but the crowds were laid back. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't need to or no slow down. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like I was gonna watch this.

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<v Speaker 1>You know they got mad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we had that on him.

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<v Speaker 1>The You ever heard musicians talk about when they go

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<v Speaker 1>to Japan and play tours in Japan, they'll be like

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<v Speaker 1>broken out on stage in the end of the to

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<v Speaker 1>the audience will be like, yeah's coaturally different, that's all

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<v Speaker 1>you have to Yet.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a stroke. That's the difference. A stroke helped me. Me.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, when out a stroke, I was, you know, packed

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<v Speaker 3>from my home. I scramble all on. When a stroke,

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<v Speaker 3>Tom Rainey in the pocket.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean, moved to the left for

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit. Yeah, but you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that is the thing though, learning how it stays

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<v Speaker 1>still on stage and do your thing. It's actually it

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<v Speaker 1>is better for it's much better for Like the best

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<v Speaker 1>comics don't run around. I used to run like a fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Idiot all the time. I'll fall down and back up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like trying to every individual thing. And now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like if I woke out and then I'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>and then I woke back, that's it. That's all I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you learn that though through the year.

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<v Speaker 1>It takes time. It takes time as well. When did

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<v Speaker 1>you first get back up after after the stroke?

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<v Speaker 3>Was this?

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<v Speaker 2>It took me like maybe come a few weeks and

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<v Speaker 2>now I'm back on stage.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, that is fucking stones there, I mean you are man.

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<v Speaker 2>That's second one. Yeah, two years.

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<v Speaker 1>The same one was much worse than huh yeah you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't drive.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because my voice came back weren't good when the

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<v Speaker 3>first stroke. Now with this one and like you're not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be able to talk again, and you want to

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<v Speaker 3>get me to talk again, tell me I'm not going

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<v Speaker 3>to talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, I did it take a while. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it took two years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well that's we're going to scan. Don't know the

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<v Speaker 3>war is gonna come out? Oh what happened if the

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<v Speaker 3>War I get on stage all of a sudden?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's funny. When I saw you do this set

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<v Speaker 1>the other night, it was like I watched it and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, how is this going to go? Because

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<v Speaker 1>I you know, I hadn't seen the special at that point.

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<v Speaker 1>I since watched it and went okay, okay, find fucking

0:23:19.200 --> 0:23:21.920
<v Speaker 1>nailed it, but I hadn't seen it. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd heard that you'd had a stroke, right, And.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I don't know how this is going

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<v Speaker 2>to work when that's what my thing was.

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<v Speaker 1>But what was amazing, Like after about thirty seconds just

0:23:36.440 --> 0:23:38.080
<v Speaker 1>to comic on stage, Well.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta make it though, Why I do my best?

0:23:40.240 --> 0:23:46.480
<v Speaker 3>I means such an assholey.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, But it was kind of interesting way

0:23:46.880 --> 0:23:49.960
<v Speaker 1>it becomes because you make it like it's it's like

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<v Speaker 1>it's part of the thing, you know, It's just like

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<v Speaker 1>it's this is who I am, this is what I'm doing,

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, and it kind of yeah, I hate that.

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<v Speaker 1>All that would freak me out.

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<v Speaker 2>Get out that. Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get better that when you first went up?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you feel it with the first Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>But I say something so fucked up? Fuck him? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's why I want you. Yeah, and that's exactly where

0:24:15.040 --> 0:24:16.959
<v Speaker 2>I want you to fuck him?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck have dare It's an interesting thing. Tell me about

0:24:21.960 --> 0:24:22.960
<v Speaker 1>the second one?

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<v Speaker 2>Then?

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<v Speaker 1>That was how long I'm between the first and the

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<v Speaker 1>second one?

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<v Speaker 2>I had the second one and twenty sixteen, oh right,

0:24:35.840 --> 0:24:43.280
<v Speaker 2>the next one came twenty twenty, and in twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get COVID or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Did that? Did that? Dude? I got no?

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<v Speaker 3>And just what happened? And I'm trying my best. It's

0:24:52.600 --> 0:24:56.359
<v Speaker 3>a real story, this girl, what I mean I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>And we're imposed to going to.

0:24:58.480 --> 0:25:03.600
<v Speaker 2>Vegas together then right? Wo man? Yeah, sent up, everything's good.

0:25:04.400 --> 0:25:07.320
<v Speaker 2>While COVID came right no Vegas.

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<v Speaker 3>Around Thanksgiving in twenty twenty, she's saying, won't when you

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<v Speaker 3>come see me in my house and not going on?

0:25:19.960 --> 0:25:24.160
<v Speaker 3>You know, you can't have things given on your family

0:25:25.080 --> 0:25:25.440
<v Speaker 3>or whatever.

0:25:26.240 --> 0:25:30.680
<v Speaker 2>Say I'll go to Phoenix, Arizona.

0:25:31.640 --> 0:25:36.639
<v Speaker 1>They get some right, So this is a romantic assignation. Yeah, Okay,

0:25:36.840 --> 0:25:37.280
<v Speaker 1>I got it.

0:25:38.040 --> 0:25:42.680
<v Speaker 2>I brought flowers with me now now so you should do.

0:25:42.760 --> 0:25:47.400
<v Speaker 1>You should bring flowers so gas station flowers are fighting.

0:25:47.440 --> 0:25:53.960
<v Speaker 3>But you know, so I tell everybody my son, his

0:25:54.160 --> 0:25:58.640
<v Speaker 3>mom and all, I'm going to perform with Louis King.

0:25:59.520 --> 0:26:02.680
<v Speaker 2>So you want to be too much. And I'm going

0:26:02.760 --> 0:26:06.280
<v Speaker 2>there before and looking for Louis all the stuff he

0:26:06.400 --> 0:26:08.120
<v Speaker 2>wanted them. Now me I had more.

0:26:09.320 --> 0:26:15.280
<v Speaker 3>So I get this stroke. And I was on my

0:26:15.359 --> 0:26:23.359
<v Speaker 3>way out, flying there like its real ship flying up.

0:26:23.480 --> 0:26:27.399
<v Speaker 3>It was only I'm first fians some cournos y.

0:26:28.400 --> 0:26:33.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it goes with that. Man. Man, it's another running playing.

0:26:33.480 --> 0:26:36.320
<v Speaker 2>I got it. So I'm drinking. You know, they give

0:26:36.359 --> 0:26:36.600
<v Speaker 2>you all.

0:26:36.800 --> 0:26:40.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm plastic, but they, you know, want to make the

0:26:41.000 --> 0:26:44.560
<v Speaker 3>announcement twenty minutes away. And when I so, I'm and

0:26:44.800 --> 0:26:49.399
<v Speaker 3>I know I'm not gonna get twenty minutes, ten minutes

0:26:49.480 --> 0:26:52.000
<v Speaker 3>to our house, thirty minutes.

0:26:52.960 --> 0:26:56.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm fopping the viavon because I want to be ready.

0:26:57.160 --> 0:27:01.280
<v Speaker 1>You took fai Igra twenty minutes before landing, Yeah, because

0:27:01.320 --> 0:27:03.680
<v Speaker 1>you figured it would be thirty minutes to rest, knowing

0:27:03.760 --> 0:27:07.560
<v Speaker 1>you'd already had a fucking stroke. That's why it kids

0:27:07.640 --> 0:27:10.720
<v Speaker 1>out fucking just this is the greatest fucking story I've

0:27:10.840 --> 0:27:11.480
<v Speaker 1>ever heard.

0:27:13.520 --> 0:27:16.359
<v Speaker 2>So, you know, get in the car. Yeah, once I

0:27:16.440 --> 0:27:18.400
<v Speaker 2>get off the plane now and got off the plane,

0:27:18.440 --> 0:27:18.960
<v Speaker 2>I sat.

0:27:19.080 --> 0:27:20.560
<v Speaker 1>Do you have an erection at this point?

0:27:21.560 --> 0:27:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Right? Good? Okay, So that's what kept me walking.

0:27:30.280 --> 0:27:36.160
<v Speaker 3>So I'm i'm I'm like, oh ship man. At getting

0:27:36.160 --> 0:27:38.560
<v Speaker 3>in the car, I'm like, oh fuck, shout, I go

0:27:38.640 --> 0:27:39.920
<v Speaker 3>to the hospital.

0:27:41.440 --> 0:27:44.159
<v Speaker 1>Or getting Oh yeah, it's a it's a real, it's

0:27:44.160 --> 0:27:44.399
<v Speaker 1>a real.

0:27:44.720 --> 0:27:45.880
<v Speaker 2>Get laid, get laid.

0:27:45.920 --> 0:27:46.680
<v Speaker 1>It's a dead level.

0:27:47.560 --> 0:27:52.159
<v Speaker 3>No one, I'm not going on the door, right, she

0:27:52.359 --> 0:27:56.000
<v Speaker 3>got in there, open the door. We started doing on

0:27:56.240 --> 0:28:03.280
<v Speaker 3>something and uh that is just count what. I still

0:28:03.359 --> 0:28:05.000
<v Speaker 3>spend the night and.

0:28:05.119 --> 0:28:09.880
<v Speaker 2>I woke up. I can't even moved. The ambulance came in. Wow. Yeah,

0:28:09.920 --> 0:28:12.800
<v Speaker 2>the ambulance left me up out out of the pussy.

0:28:19.800 --> 0:28:25.560
<v Speaker 1>So so again there was you spend the whole night there, Yes, stupid,

0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:31.160
<v Speaker 1>just that. But this is amazing to me. So there's

0:28:31.760 --> 0:28:34.200
<v Speaker 1>you take the fright access. So the vakara wears off

0:28:34.560 --> 0:28:35.440
<v Speaker 1>or it doesn't wear off.

0:28:35.520 --> 0:28:38.440
<v Speaker 2>I doesn't wear off. Yes, my you know, my body

0:28:38.560 --> 0:28:40.880
<v Speaker 2>is like, but he's about to die. What are you doing?

0:28:41.080 --> 0:28:43.720
<v Speaker 1>You're about to die? But your but your phoenix is

0:28:43.760 --> 0:28:44.280
<v Speaker 1>still going.

0:28:44.280 --> 0:28:45.520
<v Speaker 2>To try my best friend.

0:28:45.800 --> 0:28:48.160
<v Speaker 1>Jesus. So you were like you were in the hospital

0:28:48.240 --> 0:28:48.680
<v Speaker 1>in Phoenix.

0:28:48.760 --> 0:28:51.800
<v Speaker 2>Then, yes, I was in the hospital of the Phoenix,

0:28:52.680 --> 0:28:54.080
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, I can't stay here.

0:28:54.640 --> 0:28:56.240
<v Speaker 1>That's Phoenix. You cant stay there. You can go for

0:28:56.280 --> 0:28:57.320
<v Speaker 1>a weekend, but you guys.

0:28:57.120 --> 0:29:01.120
<v Speaker 2>Stay I need to go back. Yeah, I said, no,

0:29:01.240 --> 0:29:06.400
<v Speaker 2>you're not supposed to flying back on the stroke, flying back,

0:29:06.760 --> 0:29:09.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm gone, And I flew back.

0:29:10.840 --> 0:29:14.120
<v Speaker 1>First class. Yeah, I'm sorry. I just wanted to make

0:29:14.160 --> 0:29:14.680
<v Speaker 1>sure that you.

0:29:14.800 --> 0:29:19.920
<v Speaker 2>Think I'm gonna have a stroke and a coach thirty

0:29:20.040 --> 0:29:20.480
<v Speaker 2>four b.

0:29:20.920 --> 0:29:22.880
<v Speaker 1>No, you don't want to have a stroken coat. No,

0:29:23.040 --> 0:29:26.200
<v Speaker 1>that's about That's like the kid behind you with at

0:29:26.320 --> 0:29:27.240
<v Speaker 1>the back of your chair.

0:29:28.920 --> 0:29:32.120
<v Speaker 2>I was been dead. Yeah, yeah to the front. Yeah, no,

0:29:32.240 --> 0:29:32.960
<v Speaker 2>you have to have it.

0:29:34.400 --> 0:29:36.600
<v Speaker 1>So but you didn't have one of them. You flew back.

0:29:36.680 --> 0:29:38.080
<v Speaker 1>How long until you flew back?

0:29:39.000 --> 0:29:43.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, I stayed there at night, and I don't you're

0:29:43.240 --> 0:29:45.720
<v Speaker 2>kidding me why I keep telling you?

0:29:45.920 --> 0:29:49.200
<v Speaker 1>No, I know, but I mean, Jesus Christy, he did it.

0:29:49.640 --> 0:29:51.320
<v Speaker 1>That's nuts. And so you went.

0:29:51.360 --> 0:29:53.520
<v Speaker 2>And it's nuts when I think about, like, what the

0:29:53.680 --> 0:29:54.800
<v Speaker 2>hell was I thinking?

0:29:55.240 --> 0:29:57.440
<v Speaker 1>And also the fact they let you on the plane,

0:29:57.560 --> 0:29:59.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, I mean, you could have followed that play

0:29:59.480 --> 0:30:02.560
<v Speaker 1>like that. I've seen I've seen people on planes like

0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:05.800
<v Speaker 1>that though, but they figured out was drunk. They just

0:30:05.840 --> 0:30:09.160
<v Speaker 1>thought you were drunk in to this because you were

0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:11.400
<v Speaker 1>first class. They let you on because he's in first class.

0:30:11.440 --> 0:30:11.920
<v Speaker 1>What are you gonna do?

0:30:11.960 --> 0:30:14.360
<v Speaker 2>You can't in them first class, You can't come back.

0:30:15.200 --> 0:30:17.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's not gonna die, he's first class.

0:30:17.440 --> 0:30:21.120
<v Speaker 2>He's setting there. Man. Yeah. Man.

0:30:21.680 --> 0:30:25.440
<v Speaker 1>So what happens after you have a stroke though, when

0:30:25.440 --> 0:30:27.200
<v Speaker 1>you're your way back, do you have to like go

0:30:27.320 --> 0:30:29.480
<v Speaker 1>to like the physical rehabit?

0:30:31.040 --> 0:30:34.720
<v Speaker 2>Wanna sent me in a driver one? Damn?

0:30:34.960 --> 0:30:36.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's fucking great.

0:30:37.080 --> 0:30:39.960
<v Speaker 2>Well you know, I mean want more roommates? Yeah, you

0:30:40.360 --> 0:30:40.800
<v Speaker 2>back away?

0:30:40.920 --> 0:30:44.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so, but she sent me in room, my man

0:30:44.320 --> 0:30:49.360
<v Speaker 3>Robert and my son's mom and all them came and

0:30:49.440 --> 0:30:54.160
<v Speaker 3>picked me up. And when you drove, you know, to

0:30:54.320 --> 0:30:56.160
<v Speaker 3>the hospital in Jersey.

0:30:56.880 --> 0:31:03.400
<v Speaker 2>Jam K from JFK, Well, no, w SIRT hospital was yet.

0:31:03.480 --> 0:31:06.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh JFK hospel. We didn't like the JFK airport to

0:31:06.400 --> 0:31:11.600
<v Speaker 1>JFK hospital. One never cared for. I don't suppose that's

0:31:11.640 --> 0:31:13.840
<v Speaker 1>an important part of the story, but it's worth knowing.

0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:17.920
<v Speaker 2>No, it's not that important. It's not important from Norington

0:31:18.080 --> 0:31:20.320
<v Speaker 2>during the hospital as long is that? Do you what?

0:31:20.480 --> 0:31:21.760
<v Speaker 2>What do you? What do you take?

0:31:21.800 --> 0:31:23.760
<v Speaker 1>The bridge is a tunnel? You know it doesn't.

0:31:26.520 --> 0:31:28.160
<v Speaker 2>I think it was pelaskious.

0:31:30.240 --> 0:31:37.000
<v Speaker 1>But so how long are you like totally incapacitated when

0:31:37.040 --> 0:31:38.640
<v Speaker 1>they're saying to you, he's not going to speak again,

0:31:38.720 --> 0:31:39.640
<v Speaker 1>he's not going to do all that.

0:31:39.800 --> 0:31:44.960
<v Speaker 3>I was never incapacitated. All right, I'm always fighting, right,

0:31:45.040 --> 0:31:46.680
<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean? Because when you can go

0:31:46.720 --> 0:31:51.960
<v Speaker 3>to the hospital, they treat every patient. All strokes ain't

0:31:52.000 --> 0:31:55.400
<v Speaker 3>the same, but they treat you like yanny of mine

0:31:55.520 --> 0:31:57.560
<v Speaker 3>and you don't know what's going on.

0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:01.000
<v Speaker 1>And that was the case for you though.

0:32:01.080 --> 0:32:03.240
<v Speaker 2>No, no, I don't know.

0:32:04.280 --> 0:32:07.720
<v Speaker 3>It's weird, but they you know, one woman now on

0:32:07.880 --> 0:32:11.840
<v Speaker 3>like you move like no, no, no, you can't hold

0:32:12.360 --> 0:32:13.080
<v Speaker 3>and I don't want to go.

0:32:13.120 --> 0:32:13.840
<v Speaker 2>To the bathroom.

0:32:14.360 --> 0:32:17.160
<v Speaker 3>You can't hold yourself up, and the bitch you look

0:32:17.200 --> 0:32:20.840
<v Speaker 3>at me, I start doing you know, shut ups. I

0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:24.800
<v Speaker 3>just looked like I can't pull myself up. Yah nah,

0:32:26.000 --> 0:32:26.560
<v Speaker 3>you bitch.

0:32:27.560 --> 0:32:30.720
<v Speaker 2>Well I got jumped by a pack of nurses. You

0:32:30.800 --> 0:32:32.680
<v Speaker 2>could jump, Yeah, they jump me.

0:32:33.600 --> 0:32:35.800
<v Speaker 1>What did you what did they do? They take your

0:32:36.160 --> 0:32:38.600
<v Speaker 1>stuff the bathroom.

0:32:39.480 --> 0:32:41.840
<v Speaker 2>When you you know, you got a stroke or whatever.

0:32:42.880 --> 0:32:48.720
<v Speaker 2>You lane shoots up because you're getting spasmed, right, and

0:32:48.800 --> 0:32:52.280
<v Speaker 2>then you shut up and a woman like, oh, he's

0:32:52.360 --> 0:32:56.360
<v Speaker 2>fight me, he's fighting me, and so yeah, they jump

0:32:56.480 --> 0:33:01.000
<v Speaker 2>on me. You were kicking him, Yeah, like bitch spasms thing.

0:33:01.440 --> 0:33:04.240
<v Speaker 2>Get I want to bring us up because you talked

0:33:04.960 --> 0:33:09.400
<v Speaker 2>the viagura early on. Did you get specims in your No,

0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:12.800
<v Speaker 2>I wish I did every it would be great and

0:33:13.080 --> 0:33:16.280
<v Speaker 2>just pop up. I don't know. I was like, sorry,

0:33:19.680 --> 0:33:21.240
<v Speaker 2>that be great. I would have loved that.

0:33:21.520 --> 0:33:23.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's uh so you were in there. How long

0:33:23.880 --> 0:33:26.200
<v Speaker 1>were you were? Like two years before you go on stage,

0:33:26.200 --> 0:33:28.160
<v Speaker 1>but you're in the hospital for like a long months

0:33:28.200 --> 0:33:31.080
<v Speaker 1>two months, and then you have to like go to

0:33:31.280 --> 0:33:33.720
<v Speaker 1>learn Well you could always walk though, right.

0:33:34.160 --> 0:33:35.960
<v Speaker 2>No, you got to learn how to walk again.

0:33:37.400 --> 0:33:37.560
<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:33:38.560 --> 0:33:44.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh it's like it's all mental and confidence, right you know,

0:33:44.680 --> 0:33:48.560
<v Speaker 3>so you starting to slowly learn how to walk again,

0:33:49.960 --> 0:33:53.720
<v Speaker 3>and uh man, you walk and walk and walk. But

0:33:53.880 --> 0:33:58.480
<v Speaker 3>I can tell this what was different behind this lane fount?

0:33:59.560 --> 0:34:03.880
<v Speaker 2>You know? Yeah, this is a loosy right there.

0:34:04.160 --> 0:34:17.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're talking about boxing, like Bolks the people I

0:34:17.880 --> 0:34:20.560
<v Speaker 1>know who and I did a little bit years and

0:34:20.640 --> 0:34:23.160
<v Speaker 1>years ago as well. Like the kind of shape that

0:34:23.280 --> 0:34:26.000
<v Speaker 1>you get in by Balks is great shape. I mean

0:34:27.400 --> 0:34:29.120
<v Speaker 1>the best shape I've been in my life is when

0:34:29.120 --> 0:34:34.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm exactienth my god. And do you think that because

0:34:34.120 --> 0:34:35.920
<v Speaker 1>you were in that kind of shape, that's what go

0:34:36.080 --> 0:34:37.919
<v Speaker 1>you through the Yeah?

0:34:38.080 --> 0:34:43.719
<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, what life as you prepared? Yeah? Well everything

0:34:44.560 --> 0:34:47.480
<v Speaker 2>you know on the stroke and all that, you have

0:34:47.640 --> 0:34:52.239
<v Speaker 2>that fighting spirit. Yeah, and you're just going I'm not

0:34:52.400 --> 0:34:54.920
<v Speaker 2>going down now, not now?

0:34:55.160 --> 0:34:57.640
<v Speaker 1>No, No, is it going to improve? Do you think

0:34:58.760 --> 0:34:59.959
<v Speaker 1>they think the doctor's thing.

0:34:59.920 --> 0:35:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Is go ahead for wow? Uh?

0:35:05.040 --> 0:35:10.080
<v Speaker 3>You know you just I don't think about it becausen't

0:35:10.080 --> 0:35:15.960
<v Speaker 3>even think about it and getting but yeah, it's improving anyway,

0:35:17.440 --> 0:35:19.440
<v Speaker 3>you know, going, I'm gonna understand.

0:35:20.040 --> 0:35:22.759
<v Speaker 1>I was going to say, once you go. My thing,

0:35:23.400 --> 0:35:27.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, stand up is stand up is actually even

0:35:27.080 --> 0:35:29.600
<v Speaker 1>if you're just standing up doing it, I mean for

0:35:29.719 --> 0:35:31.920
<v Speaker 1>any length of time, it's standing tiring.

0:35:32.120 --> 0:35:35.160
<v Speaker 3>But that's what I'm saying. During an hour, I was

0:35:35.320 --> 0:35:40.080
<v Speaker 3>scared when I did my hour, you know, back to

0:35:40.239 --> 0:35:41.040
<v Speaker 3>back hours.

0:35:41.440 --> 0:35:48.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you do it special, you gotta when it worked, Yeah,

0:35:48.680 --> 0:35:50.480
<v Speaker 1>that where did you shoot.

0:35:50.239 --> 0:35:54.319
<v Speaker 2>That Sony Music Hall?

0:35:55.600 --> 0:35:56.040
<v Speaker 1>Where's that?

0:35:57.160 --> 0:35:57.359
<v Speaker 2>Well?

0:35:57.560 --> 0:35:57.719
<v Speaker 3>Well?

0:35:59.719 --> 0:36:02.439
<v Speaker 2>Four in town?

0:36:02.840 --> 0:36:04.560
<v Speaker 1>So when you're getting there from Jersey, you take the

0:36:04.600 --> 0:36:05.800
<v Speaker 1>tunnel or no?

0:36:06.760 --> 0:36:10.320
<v Speaker 2>When I do, I take the long waye cheap, no

0:36:10.520 --> 0:36:11.479
<v Speaker 2>toe unless toll.

0:36:11.800 --> 0:36:14.520
<v Speaker 1>Right, So you're gonna go up and around? Yes, all right, okay?

0:36:16.200 --> 0:36:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Or maybe get a boat or get a boat fair? Yeah,

0:36:19.960 --> 0:36:23.040
<v Speaker 1>I got fair. I don't take the fair take the fairies.

0:36:23.160 --> 0:36:26.840
<v Speaker 3>I hate any place you gotta catch a fairy to

0:36:26.960 --> 0:36:31.000
<v Speaker 3>go to. I okay, all those what's that?

0:36:33.040 --> 0:36:34.320
<v Speaker 1>Uh holland?

0:36:35.120 --> 0:36:39.640
<v Speaker 2>No, and it's in Boston somewhere.

0:36:39.880 --> 0:36:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh, Martha's Vineyard.

0:36:42.520 --> 0:36:45.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't stand now, I ain't Martha's venue.

0:36:46.120 --> 0:36:47.720
<v Speaker 1>No, have you ever been to Martha's Vineyard?

0:36:47.760 --> 0:36:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Yes? Why I hate it?

0:36:49.239 --> 0:36:51.800
<v Speaker 1>Why? I just I didn't see much to hte about it.

0:36:51.880 --> 0:36:52.160
<v Speaker 2>That's all.

0:36:52.239 --> 0:36:55.279
<v Speaker 1>They got a nice cream parlor, and Barack Obama is there.

0:36:55.360 --> 0:36:58.319
<v Speaker 2>I think I know, but it still bugs me. And yeah,

0:36:58.400 --> 0:36:59.680
<v Speaker 2>the faerry to get to us.

0:37:00.560 --> 0:37:03.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what I don't like. I lived in

0:37:03.120 --> 0:37:04.920
<v Speaker 1>a place once where you had to take a ferry,

0:37:05.040 --> 0:37:08.839
<v Speaker 1>and they always the ferries are always breaking down. That's

0:37:08.880 --> 0:37:10.440
<v Speaker 1>why you know, when I'm going to Jersey, I take

0:37:10.480 --> 0:37:12.080
<v Speaker 1>the tunnel. I mean a lot of people say don't,

0:37:12.120 --> 0:37:15.440
<v Speaker 1>but I do. I do take the tunnel, which especially

0:37:15.480 --> 0:37:21.160
<v Speaker 1>if you're going to New York, take the tunnel. I've

0:37:21.320 --> 0:37:25.880
<v Speaker 1>moved back to New York after being away for a

0:37:26.040 --> 0:37:30.120
<v Speaker 1>long time, and I fucking love this study.

0:37:30.239 --> 0:37:33.760
<v Speaker 2>I love. Yeah, I'm from Philadelphia.

0:37:34.200 --> 0:37:37.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's right, But you moved up here a while ago.

0:37:37.000 --> 0:37:39.400
<v Speaker 2>Right ninety two on til one. And when moving to

0:37:39.840 --> 0:37:40.400
<v Speaker 2>New York.

0:37:40.640 --> 0:37:44.880
<v Speaker 1>Right, that's the year ago. So you went up to

0:37:45.000 --> 0:37:47.400
<v Speaker 1>New York. But Philly where you grew up in Philly?

0:37:47.520 --> 0:37:49.319
<v Speaker 2>Was it was it rough? Oh?

0:37:49.440 --> 0:37:51.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, it was a rough stop, you know what

0:37:51.920 --> 0:37:56.080
<v Speaker 3>I mean, Like you know when when were well, we

0:37:56.239 --> 0:37:59.839
<v Speaker 3>can leave my doors on whatever because of my one

0:38:00.920 --> 0:38:04.600
<v Speaker 3>that woman you know, yeah she shot and all that

0:38:05.560 --> 0:38:08.120
<v Speaker 3>and that gun. Yeah, she shot a guy in a

0:38:08.239 --> 0:38:08.839
<v Speaker 3>car game?

0:38:10.600 --> 0:38:14.319
<v Speaker 1>And is this a Western? What's she shot a guy

0:38:14.360 --> 0:38:17.000
<v Speaker 1>in a fucking card game? Your mom shot a guy

0:38:17.080 --> 0:38:17.520
<v Speaker 1>in a car?

0:38:19.160 --> 0:38:19.600
<v Speaker 2>What is like?

0:38:19.800 --> 0:38:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Was he was he cheating? What?

0:38:21.560 --> 0:38:22.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what?

0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:24.160
<v Speaker 3>You know, I was young man, but I was like

0:38:24.800 --> 0:38:27.600
<v Speaker 3>nine ten, right, And next thing I know, we're on

0:38:27.719 --> 0:38:30.319
<v Speaker 3>a bus, Greyhound bus, on a.

0:38:30.400 --> 0:38:33.640
<v Speaker 1>Run because your mom's on the run, because she showed

0:38:33.680 --> 0:38:34.880
<v Speaker 1>a guy didn't die shot.

0:38:35.280 --> 0:38:36.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't care.

0:38:36.320 --> 0:38:41.719
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know that's that his story. That's no juice story, and.

0:38:41.800 --> 0:38:42.800
<v Speaker 2>That nothing to do with me.

0:38:43.000 --> 0:38:48.800
<v Speaker 3>No, but we would, we wanted. We moved to Feathereralsburg,

0:38:49.000 --> 0:38:51.120
<v Speaker 3>Maryland for about one.

0:38:51.040 --> 0:38:53.359
<v Speaker 1>Year until the heat comes off.

0:38:53.400 --> 0:38:56.080
<v Speaker 2>And then and I never.

0:38:56.000 --> 0:39:02.040
<v Speaker 3>Forget when parent and teacher day and then T was like,

0:39:03.120 --> 0:39:07.880
<v Speaker 3>your Sonny, he's not focused. We need him to focus.

0:39:08.560 --> 0:39:10.600
<v Speaker 3>And Mom like, why can't you focus?

0:39:11.360 --> 0:39:17.000
<v Speaker 2>Mom? Because you're on and run now how you want

0:39:17.040 --> 0:39:17.680
<v Speaker 2>me to focus?

0:39:17.719 --> 0:39:20.439
<v Speaker 1>It's be very difficult though, its a parent, I think

0:39:20.600 --> 0:39:23.279
<v Speaker 1>to discipline your kids because you can always say, mom,

0:39:23.360 --> 0:39:27.960
<v Speaker 1>you shot a guy in a car. Yeah, like if

0:39:28.040 --> 0:39:30.920
<v Speaker 1>my mother had said it was tight for bed. Oh

0:39:31.160 --> 0:39:34.080
<v Speaker 1>is it you shot a guy? Yeah?

0:39:34.520 --> 0:39:38.960
<v Speaker 2>Let me make this call real bad were in f bird.

0:39:39.239 --> 0:39:41.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, come and get us. So did your mom still

0:39:41.640 --> 0:39:45.839
<v Speaker 1>play cards? She passed away, pass away, but she still

0:39:45.840 --> 0:39:46.800
<v Speaker 1>playing cards after that?

0:39:47.160 --> 0:39:47.359
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

0:39:47.640 --> 0:39:48.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, probably for the best.

0:39:49.000 --> 0:39:51.840
<v Speaker 2>Everybody back in the seventies had a lot of car games.

0:39:53.160 --> 0:39:56.160
<v Speaker 1>You know, actually I kind of remember that too. People

0:39:56.239 --> 0:39:58.800
<v Speaker 1>used to come run there and play cards. Yeah, and

0:40:00.040 --> 0:40:01.799
<v Speaker 1>little bit but it's just for like a little bits

0:40:01.800 --> 0:40:05.120
<v Speaker 1>of money. It wasn't like what we went for potatoes.

0:40:05.320 --> 0:40:08.920
<v Speaker 1>It was really for actually potatoes, Like I'll bet you

0:40:09.120 --> 0:40:10.000
<v Speaker 1>one potato.

0:40:10.360 --> 0:40:14.120
<v Speaker 2>What they had what they call rent parties so on

0:40:14.239 --> 0:40:18.320
<v Speaker 2>to get your rent that you had an old game

0:40:19.080 --> 0:40:24.240
<v Speaker 2>soul dinners and all that playing the card games. Everybody

0:40:24.480 --> 0:40:28.960
<v Speaker 2>was cheating, you know, But yeah, that's that's.

0:40:28.920 --> 0:40:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Quite a spectacular. Now, my wife has this idea that

0:40:31.760 --> 0:40:34.920
<v Speaker 1>all comedians have the same mother, because she and my

0:40:35.080 --> 0:40:40.200
<v Speaker 1>mother had uh you know, they had a relationship. It

0:40:40.400 --> 0:40:43.920
<v Speaker 1>was she says, I don't know if it applies to

0:40:44.000 --> 0:40:48.359
<v Speaker 1>your mom, but she says that all comedians also, she says,

0:40:48.880 --> 0:40:51.880
<v Speaker 1>only good stand up comedians have the same good starting

0:40:51.920 --> 0:40:55.000
<v Speaker 1>comedians of the same mode, cold with bad boundaries.

0:40:55.680 --> 0:40:56.560
<v Speaker 2>That's what she said.

0:40:57.800 --> 0:41:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Now, my mom was just like she showed a guy

0:41:01.000 --> 0:41:03.120
<v Speaker 1>in a card game. There's nowhere you can go with this, Keith.

0:41:03.120 --> 0:41:06.000
<v Speaker 1>It's not like you're gonna sell this, like my moment

0:41:06.160 --> 0:41:06.719
<v Speaker 1>is a great mom.

0:41:06.800 --> 0:41:07.799
<v Speaker 2>She was a sweetheart.

0:41:10.840 --> 0:41:13.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, how did you end up then getting

0:41:13.600 --> 0:41:15.360
<v Speaker 1>a stand up from that background?

0:41:15.560 --> 0:41:18.359
<v Speaker 3>I mean, you know, I would always tell stories right

0:41:18.640 --> 0:41:22.560
<v Speaker 3>now when living in uh Let's passion projects, and I

0:41:22.600 --> 0:41:25.640
<v Speaker 3>always tell a story about the lecture man behind the

0:41:25.719 --> 0:41:29.480
<v Speaker 3>TV and they had them all laughing and all that.

0:41:30.560 --> 0:41:32.839
<v Speaker 3>And then when I got old and older, I got

0:41:34.040 --> 0:41:38.080
<v Speaker 3>and I kept here and win your and uh and

0:41:38.200 --> 0:41:40.840
<v Speaker 3>from listening to Richard and I'm like, I can't do that.

0:41:42.080 --> 0:41:47.719
<v Speaker 2>Now she and some comedies that was awful. I'm like,

0:41:47.920 --> 0:41:49.919
<v Speaker 2>I can do that. You can do that? Yeah, yeah,

0:41:50.680 --> 0:41:51.759
<v Speaker 2>I can. I can do that.

0:41:52.360 --> 0:41:54.920
<v Speaker 1>It's funny. I mean that when you talk about and

0:41:55.040 --> 0:41:57.920
<v Speaker 1>I've heard other comedians say that's about Richard Bryan is

0:41:59.040 --> 0:42:02.600
<v Speaker 1>that's the way I think about Billy. We were talking

0:42:02.600 --> 0:42:05.120
<v Speaker 1>about that. I didn't know if I could do that,

0:42:05.719 --> 0:42:08.080
<v Speaker 1>but I thought it doesn't look like a good way

0:42:08.160 --> 0:42:08.480
<v Speaker 1>to live.

0:42:10.480 --> 0:42:12.680
<v Speaker 2>It's not thinking it comes to think of it is

0:42:12.760 --> 0:42:13.839
<v Speaker 2>not it's not really.

0:42:14.760 --> 0:42:17.880
<v Speaker 1>I was a kid, you know, it looked like everybody's

0:42:17.960 --> 0:42:21.920
<v Speaker 1>your friend. And you get up, Yes, then you get

0:42:22.719 --> 0:42:25.399
<v Speaker 1>further round and everybody's know your friend, not your friend.

0:42:26.920 --> 0:42:35.239
<v Speaker 3>But comedy probably saming from Alana the Bullship. Yeah, well

0:42:35.400 --> 0:42:38.520
<v Speaker 3>you know on these streets and all that. Yeah, I

0:42:38.600 --> 0:42:39.640
<v Speaker 3>ain't new comedy.

0:42:41.400 --> 0:42:43.120
<v Speaker 1>Where did you start doing stand up?

0:42:43.200 --> 0:42:44.640
<v Speaker 2>Man? Was in Philadelphia? Yeah?

0:42:44.760 --> 0:42:46.120
<v Speaker 1>Whereabout? It was the club there or.

0:42:46.120 --> 0:42:50.840
<v Speaker 2>Something comedy in Factory Island, right third and banc streets

0:42:50.960 --> 0:42:51.399
<v Speaker 2>is still there.

0:42:52.000 --> 0:42:57.160
<v Speaker 1>No, all right, clubs are gone. It seems to me

0:42:57.320 --> 0:42:58.720
<v Speaker 1>like the law of that coming back.

0:42:59.520 --> 0:43:00.479
<v Speaker 2>Coming back again.

0:43:01.080 --> 0:43:03.359
<v Speaker 1>But it feels like I don't know if I'm right

0:43:03.480 --> 0:43:06.200
<v Speaker 1>on this. But I did a couple of drop ends

0:43:06.239 --> 0:43:09.919
<v Speaker 1>at the Saillar last week and it is fine.

0:43:10.000 --> 0:43:10.680
<v Speaker 2>I like doing it.

0:43:11.000 --> 0:43:13.879
<v Speaker 1>But it was fun, it was great, it was fun.

0:43:14.239 --> 0:43:17.040
<v Speaker 1>It's a good room and it was funny and it

0:43:17.200 --> 0:43:20.680
<v Speaker 1>was funny. But I'm so used to doing an hour

0:43:21.080 --> 0:43:24.920
<v Speaker 1>ninety minutes. Like doing that fifty minutes long kind of

0:43:25.000 --> 0:43:26.719
<v Speaker 1>like you have to sharpen your.

0:43:26.640 --> 0:43:28.640
<v Speaker 2>Shit little a little bit more.

0:43:28.840 --> 0:43:31.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well then you go back and tell them you

0:43:31.680 --> 0:43:34.120
<v Speaker 3>want to do an hour in one in the room

0:43:34.640 --> 0:43:35.680
<v Speaker 3>and they'll give me an hour.

0:43:36.480 --> 0:43:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Right, I don't know if I want to do that.

0:43:39.080 --> 0:43:41.120
<v Speaker 2>You're sad you usually doing an hour?

0:43:41.360 --> 0:43:42.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, But I don't know if I want to do

0:43:42.520 --> 0:43:44.080
<v Speaker 1>it there, because I don't know. Am I going to

0:43:44.120 --> 0:43:45.719
<v Speaker 1>take the bridge, I'm going to take the tunnel? Am

0:43:45.719 --> 0:43:46.359
<v Speaker 1>I going to get there?

0:43:46.400 --> 0:43:49.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know if I want to

0:43:49.280 --> 0:43:52.560
<v Speaker 2>do that. Also, I feel like it might be cover helicopter.

0:43:52.920 --> 0:43:57.960
<v Speaker 1>A helicopter, fucking taking a helicopter, man, No, I actually

0:43:58.360 --> 0:44:00.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I'll ever get a helico again.

0:44:00.880 --> 0:44:04.040
<v Speaker 2>The same. Yeah, I don't forget those holocopters.

0:44:04.120 --> 0:44:04.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not for me.

0:44:05.120 --> 0:44:05.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm not safe.

0:44:05.920 --> 0:44:08.600
<v Speaker 1>They're not safe. They're not safe. I don't care what

0:44:08.719 --> 0:44:10.760
<v Speaker 1>anybody says. I don't want to get in a helicopter.

0:44:11.120 --> 0:44:14.239
<v Speaker 1>He used to do you know what, Bill burfly a helicopter.

0:44:14.480 --> 0:44:17.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I will never get in a damn hell County No, Bill, No.

0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:21.719
<v Speaker 1>You know it's just a no again. I'm sure he's

0:44:21.760 --> 0:44:22.400
<v Speaker 1>a great pilot.

0:44:23.080 --> 0:44:23.600
<v Speaker 2>Bullshit.

0:44:25.880 --> 0:44:29.120
<v Speaker 1>You know I've got a pilot's license. Yeah, I got it,

0:44:29.200 --> 0:44:32.840
<v Speaker 1>not for helicopters. But I used to be terrified of flying,

0:44:32.960 --> 0:44:35.160
<v Speaker 1>so I thought if I learned a fly to fly

0:44:35.360 --> 0:44:40.120
<v Speaker 1>the plane, I won't be scared. Well, here's what happens.

0:44:40.520 --> 0:44:43.160
<v Speaker 1>I learned how to fly the plane, and I'm about

0:44:43.239 --> 0:44:47.600
<v Speaker 1>twenty minutes from landon in Phoenix one time, and a

0:44:47.719 --> 0:44:51.080
<v Speaker 1>guy at the bell no mention. A guy at the

0:44:51.239 --> 0:44:55.560
<v Speaker 1>back who takes a viagraa because he's going to meet

0:44:55.600 --> 0:44:59.120
<v Speaker 1>his girlfriend and he's start and I'm traumatized.

0:44:59.200 --> 0:45:03.279
<v Speaker 2>I haven't flown ste No every time, I have faith

0:45:03.320 --> 0:45:03.959
<v Speaker 2>in my heart.

0:45:04.200 --> 0:45:09.000
<v Speaker 3>Just oh, I know, really, Chris wrote one minute, one minute,

0:45:09.080 --> 0:45:13.080
<v Speaker 3>come rain for right, And I was so scared to

0:45:13.120 --> 0:45:14.000
<v Speaker 3>get all flights.

0:45:14.080 --> 0:45:16.879
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, do you get you get on the air place?

0:45:17.000 --> 0:45:21.839
<v Speaker 1>Now you're okay? Yeah, I mean when I first I'm like, yeah,

0:45:23.320 --> 0:45:24.840
<v Speaker 1>where would you have to go to write out to

0:45:25.040 --> 0:45:28.880
<v Speaker 1>l A. No, he was working on and oh not

0:45:29.239 --> 0:45:32.759
<v Speaker 1>the Live Earth thing. Yes, yeah, that's fine. I ran

0:45:32.800 --> 0:45:34.200
<v Speaker 1>into him when he was doing that. I was I

0:45:34.360 --> 0:45:36.880
<v Speaker 1>was doing We were in the same hotel in Charlotte.

0:45:37.280 --> 0:45:39.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and the only time Chris what I was.

0:45:39.719 --> 0:45:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Going to go Charlotte. Unny, they have a great comedy club.

0:45:45.480 --> 0:45:48.719
<v Speaker 1>It was the Comedy Zoom. That's a great club.

0:45:50.200 --> 0:45:51.919
<v Speaker 2>Amazing, Yeah, that one.

0:45:52.160 --> 0:45:55.680
<v Speaker 1>And I like the W's in Denver.

0:45:55.920 --> 0:45:58.240
<v Speaker 2>They have these really good questions.

0:45:59.320 --> 0:46:04.200
<v Speaker 1>With David All. Did that Skanks for the Memories? Yeah, yeah,

0:46:04.320 --> 0:46:07.120
<v Speaker 1>that I love that. I guess I was an album

0:46:07.200 --> 0:46:09.520
<v Speaker 1>really when it wasn't really even a special.

0:46:09.280 --> 0:46:16.560
<v Speaker 2>Well his own he's just like, you know, does his

0:46:16.640 --> 0:46:19.520
<v Speaker 2>own things. I love them.

0:46:19.880 --> 0:46:22.200
<v Speaker 1>I had to when I heard Skanks for the Memories.

0:46:22.280 --> 0:46:27.000
<v Speaker 1>I was driving from uh somewhere in central California to

0:46:27.200 --> 0:46:28.800
<v Speaker 1>LA and I had to pull over its side of

0:46:28.880 --> 0:46:31.080
<v Speaker 1>the road, but he did that thing. I was laughing

0:46:31.160 --> 0:46:34.480
<v Speaker 1>so hard I couldn't I couldn't actually drive. I had

0:46:34.520 --> 0:46:36.160
<v Speaker 1>to pull over. It was when he was doing that

0:46:36.280 --> 0:46:39.480
<v Speaker 1>thing about having his friend who was a midget. Yeah,

0:46:43.320 --> 0:46:46.479
<v Speaker 1>and OK, my god, it just got worse and worse,

0:46:47.360 --> 0:46:59.799
<v Speaker 1>funnier and funnier. Fun Is there any time you think

0:46:59.840 --> 0:47:02.320
<v Speaker 1>I I think I already know the answer to this anyway,

0:47:02.400 --> 0:47:06.080
<v Speaker 1>But is there anything you think I can't really do

0:47:06.320 --> 0:47:09.640
<v Speaker 1>a joke about that. It's not really anything that. No,

0:47:09.840 --> 0:47:11.360
<v Speaker 1>it's not really any I mean when I saw you

0:47:11.440 --> 0:47:13.040
<v Speaker 1>go up and do this stuff about even with the

0:47:13.120 --> 0:47:15.440
<v Speaker 1>stroke and some of the material you were doing, it's

0:47:15.480 --> 0:47:19.320
<v Speaker 1>so fucking dark, but so fucking hilarious.

0:47:20.600 --> 0:47:21.360
<v Speaker 2>It's what we do.

0:47:21.520 --> 0:47:23.200
<v Speaker 1>We so you process it.

0:47:23.239 --> 0:47:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, we dare to do whatever.

0:47:26.640 --> 0:47:32.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, in school and everything is quiet, you know, coming up,

0:47:32.400 --> 0:47:35.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, how can I start some trouble?

0:47:35.640 --> 0:47:35.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:47:36.600 --> 0:47:40.400
<v Speaker 3>And that's a common thinking, all right, I mean quiet,

0:47:40.640 --> 0:47:48.160
<v Speaker 3>I'm saying, not assembly. Finally I'll starting to call and

0:47:48.440 --> 0:47:51.239
<v Speaker 3>call and I'm like, god, damn, then get out of it,

0:47:51.400 --> 0:47:53.640
<v Speaker 3>hang out and I would you know.

0:47:54.920 --> 0:47:58.880
<v Speaker 1>You know, Cicero in ancient Rome said a great thing

0:47:59.000 --> 0:48:02.399
<v Speaker 1>I think can anyone in true business should remember. He said,

0:48:02.760 --> 0:48:05.280
<v Speaker 1>if you want to know who your friends are start

0:48:05.320 --> 0:48:10.560
<v Speaker 1>a fight. That's a great fucking thing. And I feel

0:48:10.600 --> 0:48:12.680
<v Speaker 1>that's like a comedian's mind a little bit, you know

0:48:12.719 --> 0:48:15.480
<v Speaker 1>what I mean. It's like, all right, let's fucking say,

0:48:15.560 --> 0:48:19.279
<v Speaker 1>oh we got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a little bit.

0:48:19.480 --> 0:48:21.400
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I think there's a little bit of sometimes you

0:48:21.440 --> 0:48:23.680
<v Speaker 1>maybe shouldn't start a fight because you're gonna lose.

0:48:25.440 --> 0:48:28.279
<v Speaker 2>Hey man, sometimes you can't, you know.

0:48:29.120 --> 0:48:33.759
<v Speaker 1>Also, though I do, I think to the day I die,

0:48:33.800 --> 0:48:38.080
<v Speaker 1>I'll be full of admiration for the idea of I've

0:48:38.080 --> 0:48:41.080
<v Speaker 1>already had one stroke. But it's twenty minutes to landing,

0:48:41.320 --> 0:48:43.960
<v Speaker 1>and I'm happy at our house and I'm going to

0:48:44.000 --> 0:48:48.080
<v Speaker 1>take a fucking VI. I like, that's the maddest, most

0:48:48.160 --> 0:48:50.200
<v Speaker 1>one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard about.

0:48:50.960 --> 0:48:56.440
<v Speaker 2>It's still it's what I think about romantic.

0:48:56.600 --> 0:48:59.440
<v Speaker 1>It's so romantic. And the fact that they had to, like,

0:48:59.640 --> 0:49:08.279
<v Speaker 1>you know, lift you out there, it's just fabulous. Thanks

0:49:08.320 --> 0:49:12.839
<v Speaker 1>so much for coming in, Manly. Yeah, I can't tell

0:49:12.880 --> 0:49:16.640
<v Speaker 1>you how impressed I am with well, first of all,

0:49:16.760 --> 0:49:19.920
<v Speaker 1>the fact that the you know, you're the comic that

0:49:20.040 --> 0:49:23.439
<v Speaker 1>you are, but also that you processed this and still

0:49:23.560 --> 0:49:27.839
<v Speaker 1>turned it into comedy. It's just funny, outstanding. It's outstanding,

0:49:27.920 --> 0:49:29.439
<v Speaker 1>that's right. Yeah.

0:49:30.160 --> 0:49:32.680
<v Speaker 2>It was on Netflix, man, Netflix.

0:49:33.680 --> 0:49:38.080
<v Speaker 1>I know, I really think that was quite a wonderful title.

0:49:39.520 --> 0:49:42.200
<v Speaker 1>I met him, by the way, you know who was

0:49:42.280 --> 0:49:46.280
<v Speaker 1>the little guy again Gary? What was his name.

0:49:48.120 --> 0:49:53.839
<v Speaker 2>Was that low guys? I met him. I met him.

0:49:53.880 --> 0:49:55.360
<v Speaker 1>He was on the Drew Carry Show when I was on.

0:49:55.680 --> 0:49:57.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, Yeah, he came on.

0:49:57.520 --> 0:49:57.800
<v Speaker 2>He was.

0:49:58.880 --> 0:50:00.880
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we had an afternoon chatting.

0:50:01.400 --> 0:50:04.239
<v Speaker 2>I think it's his folks took all the money.

0:50:04.280 --> 0:50:06.920
<v Speaker 1>I think I think that came up. Actually, I think

0:50:06.920 --> 0:50:09.319
<v Speaker 1>you mentioned that. Yeah, and that's a man.

0:50:09.480 --> 0:50:13.080
<v Speaker 2>Mom. He shoots in a car game. That's a good mom.

0:50:13.200 --> 0:50:15.360
<v Speaker 1>Well, pistol whips one of the other ladies in the

0:50:15.480 --> 0:50:18.320
<v Speaker 1>drive for me? Yeah, well, I know, yeah, for me.

0:50:18.840 --> 0:50:23.480
<v Speaker 1>For you, yeah, I suppose.

0:50:24.520 --> 0:50:27.600
<v Speaker 2>It's so different mom, A different different mom.

0:50:28.440 --> 0:50:31.839
<v Speaker 1>You know what, though, I think if my mom, if

0:50:31.880 --> 0:50:34.040
<v Speaker 1>she had had access to a pistol, she made a

0:50:34.120 --> 0:50:34.600
<v Speaker 1>pistol whip.

0:50:35.840 --> 0:50:38.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. A lot of moms in the seventies Lee's had

0:50:38.880 --> 0:50:40.319
<v Speaker 2>a twenty two, you know.

0:50:40.440 --> 0:50:42.399
<v Speaker 1>Where I grew up, But they had there was more,

0:50:43.520 --> 0:50:47.640
<v Speaker 1>you know, clubs and knives and stuff clubs, and there

0:50:47.760 --> 0:50:50.200
<v Speaker 1>was still isn't a lot of guns over there, you know,

0:50:50.480 --> 0:50:53.120
<v Speaker 1>that's right. Yeah, it's not a lot of guns. Nobody

0:50:53.160 --> 0:50:53.400
<v Speaker 1>has that.

0:50:53.560 --> 0:50:58.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm blaming the government, Well mom for my mom shooting somebody.

0:50:58.640 --> 0:50:59.520
<v Speaker 1>Wait what wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Why is the government access to gods?

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<v Speaker 1>Access to gods? That's right. If she didn't have a gun,

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<v Speaker 1>she would have had.

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<v Speaker 2>To use a gloves What is the difference?

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<v Speaker 1>Get the fuck out