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Speaker 1: Did you know Zeke's Pizza Delivers. Get a local handcraft

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Speaker 1: and pizza delivered tonight and leave tasteless national chain pizza behind.

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Speaker 1: Download the app or visit Zeke's Pizza dot com is

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Speaker 1: another je twenties. I'm hello. Hi. Is this Irene? Hi? Yes?

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Speaker 1: This is she Hi Irene. This is Tad signed the

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Speaker 1: landlord for the apartment that you applied for online. Hi.

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm pretty good. How are you doing great? Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I think your dad's about to get even better. You

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Speaker 1: and your roommate have been approved for the place. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm very excited that the place looks gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: I look forward to sing it in person. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: think you'll I think you'll like it. I'm just let

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Speaker 1: you know I've already cashed your deposit check. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: you are good to move in anytime in the next

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Speaker 1: few weeks. Oh, excellent. Right, It's weird. I've had a

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Speaker 1: lot of problems renting this particular unit, so I'm glad

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Speaker 1: you guys did, though. Why why have you have problems

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Speaker 1: renting it? Oh? I don't know. Most people kind of

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Speaker 1: freak out a little bit about it when they see it.

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Speaker 1: But I mean it's a great place. You know you

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Speaker 1: saw that. Well, why why do people freak out when

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Speaker 1: they see it? Well, there's just some features on it

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Speaker 1: that are kind of unique. Okay, what does that mean.

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Speaker 1: There's just a few funky things like you probably saw

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Speaker 1: on the ad. The walk in closet. Yes, yeah, well

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Speaker 1: it's actually five floors down. Okay, that doesn't make any sense, Like,

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Speaker 1: how is how can there be a walk in closet

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Speaker 1: five floors down? It's just just on a lower floor.

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Speaker 1: Still a walk in closet though. It's actually one of

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Speaker 1: the biggest walk in closets that we have. But it's

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Speaker 1: really nice. What kind of closet is in the apartment? Oh,

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Speaker 1: there are no closets in the apartment. That's one of

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Speaker 1: the things that people kind of get hung up on.

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Speaker 1: There are no closets in the apartment. No, but you

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Speaker 1: do have a huge walking closet downstairs. The apartment is

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Speaker 1: a little on small side, so we're able to save

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Speaker 1: some money. This is illegal, Well, actually it's not illegal.

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Speaker 1: I've been for something like this before, so I've done

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Speaker 1: all my work. It is completely legal. As long as

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Speaker 1: I put it in the ad, then I'm fine. It

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Speaker 1: wasn't in the ad. What you saw a walking closet

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Speaker 1: in the ad? Correct? Yes, I saw it, but you

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Speaker 1: didn't say it was five swords downstairs. Well, I think

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Speaker 1: you're just kind of focusing on the negative aspect of

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Speaker 1: the apartment, like you're gonna love it. Have you seen

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Speaker 1: the window? You mean windows, the windows of the apartment,

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Speaker 1: I mean window, But you're telling me the apartment only

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Speaker 1: has one window. Well, it's not even really a window.

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Speaker 1: It's a painting of a window. You painted a pointing

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Speaker 1: of a window inside of an apartment to pretend it's

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Speaker 1: a window. You're hitting me. I don't even believe that

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Speaker 1: this is a real apartment anymore. I had an artist

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Speaker 1: come in and we painted a big window on the inside. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's gorgeous. What kind of building doesn't have windows? It

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Speaker 1: does have a window. See, that's a painting, is not

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Speaker 1: a window. You know. I'm sorry to hit you with

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Speaker 1: another technicality, but I've actually been to court over this

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Speaker 1: thing too, and the court say, legally, since it's a

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Speaker 1: painting of a know it as a window. How many

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Speaker 1: times have you been to court over this apartment? Well?

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Speaker 1: A few times. People seem to get kind of angry

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Speaker 1: with me. There's the walking closet thing, the window, and

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Speaker 1: then the fish store and back up a fish store.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's above a fish store. You didn't say

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Speaker 1: anything about a fish store in the ad. Well, it's

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Speaker 1: convenient for you. You can just pop downstairs and purchase

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Speaker 1: any kind of fish that you want. Vegetarian, I'm vegetarian.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to live next to a fish store. Well,

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Speaker 1: sometimes some vegetarians I know eat fish well. And if

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Speaker 1: you don't give me my money back, Tad, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to sue you. You're gonna listen. I've been sued so

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Speaker 1: many times it's not even funny. I'm really not even

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Speaker 1: worried about that one bit. I'm so angry right now.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk to somebody, anybody but you. What

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Speaker 1: if I let you talk to your brother John? Why

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Speaker 1: what I want to talk to my brother? Oh, because

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Speaker 1: he's the one that set you up for this prank

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Speaker 1: phone call? What this is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a tap on you? Your

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Speaker 1: brother John set you up? What it's a joke. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. He told me that you were renting an

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Speaker 1: apartment online without seeing it first and wanted to mess

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Speaker 1: with you. That was so mean. I can't believe myself.

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Speaker 1: For the fish store, Oh my god, I can't believe

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Speaker 1: you didn't like the window idea. That sounds great. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Wake up every morning with Jubil phone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties two point five